Slablands/CoC General

Husbandos

Tree girls

>>126229481
Life has killed the dream we dreamed.

>>126229481
Putting magical lights on them

>>126229481
Putting my dick between their tits

>>126229579
Pretty much

>>126229223
Cute little kitten girls

Dogboys make the best husbands because they're loyal, right? I mean, this is pretty indisputable so it's more a rhetorical question, but still.

>>126229481
What kind of trees

>>126230104
The biggest kind.

>>126230249
Redwood giantess? Sounds great to me. Noting this down.

>>126230373
No, all of the extra size is just added to her tits.

Finding a poorly written romance book that implies you and Demon Lord Menhit were secretly lovers and paints a Romeo and Juliet style relationship between the two of you.
Actually fuck it, no one else take that idea I'm calling dibs.

>>126230373
Honestly giantess are retarded and unfuckable. Size difference is fine, that big of one is just dumb.

>>126230913
You don't think big enough.

Girl that kills you after she takes your virginity

>>126227440
You need a certain strength or a certain agility or int (both were in the doc, not sure what they went with). In the first case, after you select all the other options, you can confront her and piss her off enough to leave. Next time she shows up, you'll have a talk with her that can lead to sex. If you have high enough strength instead, she'll come onto you for your big muscles and be open to sex after a fight.

>>126230863
> His blade slowly slid into the widening gash throbbing with blood in his chest.
> They held each other in their glittering crystal like clear eyes, lovers finally out of their bloodhaz,e for the one last time.
> Then their lips locked and the Champion triggered the runes at the base of the castle.
> The wave of magic spread outward from the crumbling castle, cursing the cruel world for not understanding their love.

In the dedication page.
> Dedicated to my mom who helped me write this.

>>126230863
>>126235926
That sounds pretty funny.

>>126235992
Yeah, >>126235926 is really going above and beyond. I was just going to have lustful glances until at the climax of the story (when you have the 1-on-1 with him) you finally make out but you still know you gotta kill each other, but that anon's better at it.

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>>126229996
They're pretty great.

>>126229223
>Slablands/CoC General

Smh

>>126229223
>>GAMES
Can we remove this from the next OP? Or at least the S? Please?
It's a general for Slablands and nothing else. This bit is an artifact from when it was also for Argos and RIP, and it's time to lay it to rest like those dead games.

Girl whose family has had a pond for generations.
You can fish in the pond.
You can get on a boat and have her as your guide.
You two can just talk about stuff while your fishing.

>>126243589
Does she have a sister with a giant afro?

>>126244024
Maybe?

>>126244106
Sorry, sounded like you were making a reference to a character.

>>126244379
Cuz I was.
It doesn't have to be a 1 to 1 conversion of them complete with the same family members though, is what I'm saying.

>>126236435
Cute girls that know EXACTLY what they're doing & what it'll get them is particularly great. Especially when that's their goal.

Wizard trying out spells to make him look more attractive, until you tell him he was cute all along.

>>126251119
Fuck, this just reminded me of Tohru and Trainboy again and now I'm pissed off.
THEY WERE PERFECTLY FINE TO BEGIN WITH, LET ME ROMANCE FAT BOYS AND NERDS YOU PIECES OF SHIT STOP GIVING THEM MAKEOVERS.

>>126251119
He's gone through all these teeth whitening and hair straightening and pore erasing potions and only has one left to try. Just as he's getting ready to chug it you tell him how you really feel and he slams the potion down on the table with a thunk, so overjoyed that he can't control himself. As you embrace curiosity gets the best of you and you ask him what the last potion did.
A few seconds after he mumbles something about dick enlarging he's choking on the spout of the potion bottle as you shove it down his throat.
Or I guess male PCs could just steal it for themselves.

>>126251691
>potions
I feel you missed a key word there.

>>126254970
spells and potions are the same thing.
trust me, I read HP (Harry Potter for you non-fans).

>>126229579
whore detected

Smacking the soul right out of some wannabe gods body.

>>126257751
Can I fuck the soul outta him instead?
Asking for a friend, not me. I'm definitely not a succubus. Just clarifying.

>>126257793
I'm to assume your friend is a succubus

>>126257835
We are both NOT succubi. I'll have you know we do wholesome things together. We eat Kellog's brand cereal.

>>126257871
>Kelloggs
My apologies. No succubus would be caught dead eating that brand of wholegrain.

Not sure how you'd do it without being a succubus or some kind of spiritual feeding entity. But if you have the capabilities somehow, I suppose...

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>>126258442
excellent

>>126258652
This thing

>>126262461
hot right?

Secret martial art moves

Losing at pachinko

ambos

awooooo girls

>>126258652
That is just terrifying

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>>126258652
How erotic.

Fucking and impregnating a girl so hard that her mother also gets knocked up.

Sales sales sales

Cumming inside spread legs on dangerous days

Monstergirls that understand their purpose in life is to birth you offspring and bear your children and will gladly do so for you

Starting you own magic casino and using it to bang hot girls in debt.

>>126276467
Yeah. That mouth's sure got a mouth on him.
>>126273940
losing your virginity is a scary process, but the SexMouth™ is here to make it as painless as humanly possible. Let him take care of you.

>72 degrees
>on Christmas Day

Fuck this shitty ass Winter.

Petite ogre girl who is short compared to the rest of her race, but compared to humans she's about the same height as a man.

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>desktop is 90% dressup game pictures
I'm ready to admit I have a problem.

Big pumpkin tits

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Shapeshifting Mistress of Darkness.

>>126229223
I wanna bang that santa catgirl

>>126285741
Blame El Nino. Mexico strikes again.

>>126288425
>She still talks with Mako's voice.

>>126288425
wants the dick

>>126285936
It's okay. Plenty of people have problems with organization. A new folder or two will help clear that right up.

>>126288425
She just wants to hurl you into the future where she can see to your every need & give you all her focus.

>>126294701
More like she wants to hurl you into the future where she can watch you constantly, intermittently taking on a smaller form and pretending to be another person so she can sneak into your heart and gain your trust before finally betraying you by destroying a way back to the past, revealing her true form and cackling as she teleports away. Probably after you've fucked a few times even.

>>126295357
Eventually you catch on that it's always her, but play along anyway.

Even she figures out you know eventually, but keeps it up because she is absolutely terrible at expressing her feelings for real and this is the only way to get close to you.

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Being the little Rudolph for a Santa girl

>>126301182
I wanna ride her like a sleigh.

>>126286009
It's too late for pumpkins

>>126306872
Maybe next year.

>>126306872
it's never too late for boobs

>>126306872

>no pumpkin pies on christmas

filthy savage

is there a non-pedo version yet

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Loli Christmas.

>>126311305
That's more like it.

Reminder that you will never wake up on christmas to find a cute awoo curled up under your tree.

>>126316042
I can dream.

This game needs a 'Sell All' function.

>>126316042
WOLFGIRL
IMPRISONING ME

>>126319129
This is true.

Respond to the previous post with improved ideas, present a mediocre idea of you own.

> Rat girl who spreads the rumor that she is foul tempered and ugly to avoid marriage

>>126322924
I posted one before and nobody replied.

Human kingdom at war with bugs.
Really big bugs.

>>126323294
This isn't starship troopers, anon.

>>126288425
when's my samurai husbando?

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>>126294520
I actually already have a dressup folder.
Really it's the quiz pictures taking up space but I don't want to delete them for irrational reasons.

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Girls who have no idea how anything romantic or sexual works.

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>>126325964
I mean look at this shit
LOOK AT IT

>>126323005
You mean this? >>126206031
Giant Panda Lady refuses marry anyone because she is last daughter of the emperor, and won't marry anyone without ability to achieve Hegemony within Slablands.

now do mine
>>126322924

>>126326294
Ratgirl's scared of marriage because she doesn't want to get stuck with twenty kids and never have time for anything else but you and your harem help her out

An air girl is curious about mortal life.

>>126326738
Air girl gives you the greatest, most literal blowjobs ever.

Top girl who spins.

>>126326114
Too adorable.

Having a doll husbando to dress up.
Even better, being able to carve a clay doll into the perfect husbando and do magic bullshit to make him sentient/living/whatevs.

But that's way to much shit to write to ever feasibly be a project unless it was a bunch of people writing it. And then you'd have to make sure tone was consistent and a whole mess of stuff.

>>126326127
Brown background is the trashiest of all. Like a paper bag.

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>>126331021
It's just this with a battery level and time sentence positioned around it.

>>126331204
Trash.

>>126331346
You're telling me you don't want to be fingered by him?
Weirdo.

>>126331204
Very interesting.

>>126331567
Eh, not really. It's just the least offensive to my eyes so I've stuck with it longest. Before that it was Rorona and before that it was Matt+Pat. I'm sure I'll get rid of it soon enough and trade out for something more topical.

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>>126326127

>saving anything to the desktop

>>126332132
>saber's face when surprise anal, no lube
Ever since I saw that comment that pops into my head when I see that. Well that and the doujins where she gets turned into a cockslut. Those aren't bad at all.

An abomination created by the wave of energies that erupted at the climax of your battle with Menhit.
Multiple bodies and souls twisted and merged together against their will. Souls of soldiers and innocents forced into a single unrecognizable mass.
For 200 years the souls have been in agony, unable to be at rest and unable to properly control the physical abomination they've been unwillingly doomed to reside inside of.
The unrest of the souls within it has made this creature hostile towards anything that comes close to it. People see it as nothing but a soulless beast, but in truth it's something that just has too many souls for it to control itself.

The one thing the souls have in common is their memories of you. Of your abilities to do anything. To make right anything that was wrong. Once defeated in combat, the collective souls seem to recognize you. The memories come flooding back. It weeps.

It presents it's most vulnerable part of its body towards you. It's a cry for the sweet mercy of death. A cry for this 200 year long nightmare to finally end.

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monsterboy version of this plant

>>126332624
Terrible, terrible taste you have there.

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>>126336062
Okay.

>>126326937
Top Tsukumogami spirit animated by faeries who abandoned her. She causes mayhem because it's the only thing she knows.

> Angel-Fairy hybrid with split personality which respectively comes out during day or night.

>>126336804
It's actually an angel and a fairy who's pretending to be the angel, playing a trick on you.

>>126338019
follow the rules
> improve ideas
> post your mediocre one

>>126338631
I don't have anything to post, I'm sorry.
>Lazy girl who doesn't do anything, even forgets to breathe

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I think they more than "trust" your brother, dude, if they're looking at him like that.

>>126229223
> CoC
Call of Cthulhu?

>>126341209
Don't be silly.
We're the Clash of Clans general.

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Giving this to Menhit right before you start fighting him.

>>126342983
W-we do get to keep Menhit right?

>>126345323
I, too, would like to have a big domestic thing with Menhit as the stay at home husband with holding hands and instinctive kisses on the cheek because it's become second nature to embrace each other and be affectionate.
But I don't know. Someone would have to be willing to write it. And it would probably be mid-end game content (or at least that's what makes sense to me).

>>126345323
>>126345863
Availability would somewhat depend on what you did with him in the intro.

>>126346378
Doesn't every choice lead to his death anyway? You could probably bring him back regardless if it was you who killed him or Mu through necromancy (or other shenanigans).

>>126332132
I do it all the time but I have my desktop hidden

>there's always a character made to be yandere for an free indie horror game
>finally break down and download it in the hopes that they're yandere in-game and not just a fandom thing
god help them if this dude isn't yandere in game. I will cry.

>>126347216
No, Mu kinda super-obliterated Menhit.

>>126349718
You came back. It's not like someone else couldn't.

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas

>>126350096
It's rained for the past 3 days and I already made that joke @ myself this morning.

>not liking loli

>>126326127
your wallpaper is ugly

>>126326114
I watched this anime and I don't remember that part.

Duck girls

Build walls

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Xmas Awoo

Make slabandia great again

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How's Christmas Eve for you guys? I'm spending it with my drunk and smelly father.

>>126311305
What a great Christmas.

>>126361419
Work

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>>126236435

>>126359624
I support this awoooo

>>126306872
Lies

>>126354450
Maybe it was a dvd special or something? Iunno.

>>126354450
Then you might wanna rewatch. Episode nine.
>>126367720
Show just aired its last episode four or five days ago so nah.

Senpai on the streets
Kawaii in the sheets

Loli sword girl

>>126286009
gone

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>>126370379
Not bad at all.

>>126359624
I want to fuck a wolfboy for Christmas, but we can't always get what we want.

>>126370379
Top tier

>>126285906
Poor girl

>>126376283
It's not all bad.
Makes it easier to kiss and do all sorts of other things with her that larger girls can't do as easily.

>>126285741
It makes me rage

>>126379607
Not unheard of.
There was a Christmas that was up in the 90's or something in Kansas once.
In the 1800's

>>126282843
pls no

>>126383242
>who

>>126245889
You're a virgin

>>126276467
ewwwwwwwwww

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>>126387145

>>126387145
>Anon says they like when a girl is playfully seductive.
>Must be a virgin.
Got brain damage?

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Helping a detective husbando deal with some badguys in a tower

>>126263339
No.

wise fwom yow gwave

Turning tender kisses into bites

>>126264716
Creating a martial art as an excuse to lewd girls

>>126395420
I'm just imagining a lewd version of the guy that yelled out his moves from Jackie Chan Adventures now.
>Farmer plants seed in fertile field!
And similar.

>>126236435
lewd

>>126394028
Turning bites into tender meals.

>>126229481
Big maple tits

>>126403573
Canadian pls

Muscle girls.

>>126407110
In girly clothes.
In very feminine lingerie.
And all of it makes her feel shy about showing her body that way.

Fairy girls.

>>126410437
That makes me wonder, how would we classify fairies of varying sizes?

girl that destroys planets

With how warm it is, those girls in sexy santakinis would have actual appropriate weather to running around them.
Or at least can run around in them without freezing their tits off.

Genie girl that just wants to grant your wishes.

>>126414069
Does she get jealous if i wish for a girl?

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>>126407110
Just call her Oni-Chan

>>126414886
I wouldn't mind if she bludgeoned me with that.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2221008

Sento Claus is coming to town.

This thread looks like one or two people talking to themselves for a lot of posts.

That said, how much can I fuck things that move in Slablands, consent varying? That's all I care about

>>126416589
The wiki should have a list of encounters. Might be missing a few.

Girl made of gold.

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>>126415897
That's not bad but I prefer the double.

>>126417771
Polishing and buffing her gold body to make it smooth and shiny.

>>126418149
S'all good man.

Sword in the stone.

You can't pull the sword out of the stone, no matter how hard you try.

So instead you just pick the stone up with the sword still in it.

Now you've got a giant hammer.

>lots of leggings, bacon wrapped chestnuts, and listening in on serious drama
what a good Christmas Eve.

Hiring an ice elemental girl to fix a ruined, balmy Christmas with some snow.

>>126423553
Having her flake out and leave, leaving you with a crummy Christmas.

>>126423706
Christmas is the time for happy ideas. No room for bitter people.

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Merry Christmas from Central timezone.

>>126427020
My central buddy.

>>126427020
Merry Christmas to you too. Now if only I didn't have to get up in 6 hours to fix a turkey.

You lot have a good day tomorrow/today.

>>126423706
Save Christas by tracking her back to her domain, drag her back and fucking her into providing snow for the entire continent. Have her send a letter asking if you can do this again soon

>>126427020
>central

>>126348347
disgusted

>>126429614
Thinking a little bit more about it, the only thing worthwhile was the fact that I got the best ending first try.
Other than that, disgusted. He wasn't yandere. Not even close.

Doing a back flip during sex.

>refound that romance fic with google chrome (as the boyfriend, not that I booted up chrome just to find it)
oh man, that saying is right. If you love it, it WILL come back to you.

Kara is great.

>>126361419
Heard about how my uncle broke up with his girlfriend because they went to have sex, he couldn't climax, and apparently he had to throw a giant manchild fit about it because "muh masculinity". It was a speakerphone convo, I had to stay silent so as not to alert anyone that I was there, the whole nine yards.

Also accidentally taught my four year old sister how to be a dude-bro. She was playing some game, looked at me, and said "Look at this cake bro" in a tiny squeaky voice, I cried. I guess I shouldn't have made Prince Rapunzel sound like such a frat-douche when we played with dolls.

>>126361419
It could be worse. Thanks for asking.

demon girls

>>126419635
I support this.

>>126437187
You use this new "hammer" over and over again.

Eventually you come across some armored magitech golem so high in defense that your "hammer"s stone head breaks against the thing, finally revealing the blade.

This reveals the magic gem on the tip of the sword, unleashing it's true power.

It forms a block of magical energy at the very tip of the sword, being so magically dense that it can't be broken.

So your hammer is now a magic hammer

>>126435318
Can you be more specific? Demon lolis? Demon MILFs? Demon lolis that want to be made into MILFs? Demon christmas cake that wants to be desired? Demon girls that just want to be friends?

>>126420097
ewwwwwwwwwwww

>>126438796
Not them, but christmas cake succubus that's latches onto you and is super desperate to get laid because she's somehow failed to have managed to have sex before now. She's so thirsty that her attempts to seduce you are downright silly and fail spectacularly.

>>126439098
Maybe it's because she's a nerd.
With big glasses and freckles.

>>126439146
And a fat nerd butt.

>>126439165
and a big sweater to hide her big titties

>>126439208
I'll take 10.

>>126439098
>>126439146
>>126439165
>>126439208
And her only experience with love or romance is from all the reading she does and she's read a lot of really bad romance novels.

A LOT of them.

>>126439686
Obviously part of why she fails so badly.

>>126414886
That look. She wants the club.

don't die

>>126418149
Mistletoe girl that's jealous that everyone kisses each other inside of her.

>>126442289
>Kissing inside of her
>inside of her
l-lewd

>>126415897
She must be cold

>>126433590
>little sister gets recorder
oh jesus christ no

It's 71 outside right now. That's actually pretty nice.

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Merry Christmas

>>126414189
You get her.

>>126444679
Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomas

>>126414069
You wish that she becomes your sex slave waifu

>>126444626
71 in the winter 130 in the summer
we're so fucked

>>126413873
It's always appropriate

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>>126439387
That is a lot of sweaters anon. Do you really need that many?

>>126439098
That's kind of cute actually.

>>126444679
Merry Christmas to you too brother.

>>126412753
Good question.

I bet elves did this

Getting trapped in a building with harpy terrorists and you don't have shoes

>>126405964
Burger pls

>>126458007
Sneaking around, neutralizing, & potentially fucking them.

>>126399583
lewdest

Grinch girl you show the magic of Christmas.

>>126396721
Loli who is gathering mystic talisman when

Can't wait for garudas, what would be the best first impression? Stumbling onto a friendly flock for the first time or 1-on-1 scaring some bird loser (for femPCs) / chilling with some bird loser (for malePCs)?

>>126464816
the final fantasy summon?

>>126395420
Genius

Shota PC setting up absurd traps in the castle to fight off /ss/ succubi

>steam
Oh no.
That's just perfect.
Exactly what I wanted to deal with for Christmas.

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>>126469940
>say they're gonna hack PSN and xbox live again this year
>it was a cover for this

Not gonna lie, I'm impressed.

>>126469940
>>126470210
This is why I've never saved my payment methods on steam.

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>>126469940
>>126470210
>>126470296
I just bought something like two hours ago but I've never saved my payment info to Steam. Will I be okay?

>>126389586
Those covers.

>>126471420
I'm surprised nobody saw or mentioned the connection with Die Hard and Christmas

>>126472638

Everyone knows die hard is the best christmas movie.

>>126373667
We can go flatter

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メリー・クリスマス~
皆様、お元気ですか?

I come with a couple announcements. We'll start with the good one first. I'm here to announce that I'm working on a big expansion for the harpy thieves right now, focused on Renata, their de-facto leader after Gifri was taken out by the hero. It isn't just about them, though. An important piece of the puzzle are the kobolds, who happen to have the harpies' original gold stash. Fair warning before you read it. - the project, on top of being a first draft, isn't quite finished yet, currently only covering the mob portion. I'm linking this to show that yes, I can back up what I'm saying, and that I'm not just promising big things I'll never do. Rest assured that I fully intend to tackle the npc recruitment as well.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YqwiqUaKQjBurWfjD75Pa8x1FrCy_TAATKfO4UBfj-8/edit#

Now for the bad news! While I still have plans for a multitude of hubs in both Physis and Cronus, along with a couple others for Hyperion, at the moment, I intend to take a break from them. To be perfectly frank, one reason is that Slablands has way too little content for the existing areas, especially the hubs that I wrote. I'll be working on the lore for the areas (like the Wohlstand Empire lore), but don't expect to see any docs for these places for a long while.

The harpy thief expansion itself is part of a greater project to expand the Hyperion mountains, and the Fortress, with more content. I'm planning on tackling places sequentially, starting with the fortress and mountains, then moving on to Beorg and the Forest, etc, with a potential slight detour to the docks before moving on to Firma.

>tfw card details saved on steam
its already too late for me isnt it
do i use this as an excuse to order a crate of dragon dildos

>>126386248
Are you??

>>126478014
>Furshit
How about no?

>>126478057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31dsolM10ng

Who who who who

>>126481709
I REALLY WANNA KNOW

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>>126476264
>big expansion for the harpy thieves

just the news I needed to hear after an awkward christmas dinner.

>>126474565
True but I went for a cutie I had on hand.

>>126367325
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwddddd

Santa lobster

>>126359624
Awwoomas

final countdown to boxing day

alien butts

>>126485137
Wouldn't be her if it wasn't.

>>126467772
male harpies p much

13579 Come back to writing
24680 Leave for another year

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>>126497161
Welcome back.

>>126497161
I'm curious, what stuff did you write?

>>126497307
Well its better than wasting my life on league I suppose. Also this time I might actually get to work as duo like I always wanted. Maybe we'll have to see.
>>126497518
Nothing good let me assure you.

>>126497926
Yollo Caustello, just the man I've been killing to see.

>>126498152
Yo, what is up. How have you been. Are the docs updated on where we are at. I'll probably just can everything I was working on except maybe the fox.

>>126498642
We're in a desert, I think the guy a few posts above wrote the towns and he said he was working on other stuff right now instead.

>>126498914
Hmm guess I should read the thread. For now I'll just keep it to the fox.

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Quotev, a bastion of quality

>>126501389
He has a point.

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>>126501606

Lonely warrior girl in the Dessert alone.

>>126503898
Loney hiss girl

1-3 do job thingy while drunk
4-6 read something while drunk
7-9 write slab while druunk
0 sleep

robo husbando that wants to keep you safe in his people zoo.

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>>126373667
Petite half-ghost swordswomen when?

Bosses who deep down don't wish to fight you, but due to circumstances beyond their control, they must.

>>126506029
Boss who has a giant crush on you, but he has to at least look like he's putting in an effort in defeating you. So a lot of mumbled "sorry's" and "are you okay" and pulled punches.

>>126311305
>you will never have a loli Christmas

>>126506642

Boss who has a giant crush on you, but she has to at least look like she's putting in an effort in defeating you. So a lot of mumbled "sorry's" and "are you okay" and pulled punches.

What should Christmas on Slablands be called?
https://poal.me/qjuwrg

>>126506642
>>126506826
I was thinking something a tad more melancholy and tragic.

>>126507002
He sadly plays a trumpet during your combat turns?

>>126506946
Actually, vote here where you can add your own answer.
https://poal.me/hcrqlx

>>126507002

Boss who has a giant crush on you, but she has to fight you in order to save her people but later realizes her people have long since been dead and she kills herself for all the torment she caused

What's the best excuse for a male NPC spending time with the PC (since he can't just admit he likes them)? Is it training? Squires/apprentices seem to be really popular ideas or they were last time I looked.

>>126507249
Convincing her that death is not the way to go about this, both as a way to save her people and as a way to repent for whatever wrongs she may have committed.

>>126507040
Sick trumpet solo attacks would be cool. Maybe he should be a bard.

>>126507657

A ghost kicks you in the genitals before you have a chance to say anything so she still kills herself and the ghost disperses for good

>>126507926
IT WAS QUINT
turns out he was evil all along.

>>126507926
Now that's just random and dickish

>>126507972
Who knew?

>>126508037
>>126507972

Realizing that it wasn't a ghost but a poison dart that made you think it was a ghost because you accidentally stepped on a trap that made you hallucinate.

>>126508481
How did Quint fight in the war if he's a poison dart?

>>126509073
Even poison darts want to protect their people.

Big
fucking
titties

>>126509205
Okay, yeah that makes sense.

Phantom of the Opera Husbando.

>>126511610

Phantom of the Opera Waifu

>>126511610
Wait, opera wasn't around until the 16th century.
So Phantom of the Music Hall Husbando instead.

>>126511819
Fuck, google says music halls started in the 18th century. Where did they play music in the 14th century? Churches?

Phantom of the Church husbando? That doesn't sound nearly as handsome as opera phantoms.

>>126511610
I am still sad that got slabbed.

>>126511990
Wandering mistrals and bards.

Poking a girls vagina bones

>>126512281
Ah yes, the most musical font.

Also Phantom of the Town Square/Empty Road? This is getting less sexy the more we discuss it.

>>126419635
I'll put a sword in your stone

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>>126512276
Don't worry, there's always outside Phantom Phucking sources. Like this one

>"W-w-w-w-what...? I w-w-want to fuck you...."
Man, Phantom? More like Pussy Destroyer of the Opera. So alpha.

>Dynasty Warriors 8 has a character expressions gallery
>The girls expressions

Be still my nutbladder

>>126512481
Please do, more free swords to sell. I'll take any sword you'll give me, regardless of size.
Hell, I'll take it even if you can force the scabbard off of it. Swords 4 lyfe

>>126367325
She wants a lick

>>126359624
Merry awoooo

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Saitama but with hair.

He sought to be a hero. One as good as you.
But it was all in vain. No matter how he tried, he never could seen as what you were, despite his amazing abilities on the fields of battle. He was filled with too much pride and arrogance.

The kingdom he swore to protect was conquered and brought to ruin. He failed to protect his king, his country and his loved ones. There's nothing of it left now. Only he was left.

Bearing the scars of his failure, he wanders the lands, draping himself in a tattered black cloak. He is seen as an omen to those who sin. A bringer of death. He rights wrongs without a word of remorse or pity. No rousing talks of chivalry or courage. He simply takes justice into his own hands swiftly and violently.

He has no pride anymore. He has no king, no country and no family. All he has is his name, his strength, and what sense of morality he has left.

No one is even sure what it is that keeps him going.

>>126497307
"No escape

>>126494262
Lewd loli love licking lolipops

>>126483024
looks like jay

>>126483649
WE CAN GO FLATTER

Hunting deer girls with your dick, non taur ones.

>>126525234
I see what you did there.

>>126523429
and cuter

>>126481813
Who are you

>>126476264
Nice.

Ice fishing for girls to fuck

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Can we impregnate the Goblin girl yet

What the fuck ever happened to rosen maiden anyways.

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>>126521680

Because it is Jay. Thats from their movie Feeding Frenzy.

>>126474565
How flat

>>126523429
Then do so. Just as long as it isn't concave I don't care overmuch.

>>126534592
You've been able to.

>>126472638
DIE DIE DIE DIE HARD

>More and more hentai manga is starting to use Jojo poses in panels

What a time to be alive

>>126470547
New anime coming

>>126367325
Assertive lewd lolis are the best.

>>126470210
rekt

lewding noble ladies

>>126549038
They are pretty nice.

Its been a while, transformations still a pipe dream or "soon..." ?

>>126553998
I heard it's in the next continent, so looking at hte map it's maybe two areas?

>>126553998
I think it'd be better to account for the variables we already have in the game before moving on to TF stuff.

>>126549038
Just working their hardest to ride you into bruised hips.

Doom train waifu when

>>126549038
Loli dom is shit

>>126560457
All femdom is.

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>>126560457
>assertive automatically equates to dom

>>126464574
Jade golem girl

>>126560457
I didn't say she was dominant. I said assertive. Big difference.

>>126454935
get out of that box

>>126562090
Assertiveness is the same thing around here.

>>126534592
You gotta try harder.

>>126565752
Since fucking when?

>>126565752
>>126566530
Since he took a pen to his dictionary

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Reminder that elf dudes are complete faggots who pass on good orc pussy

>>126501389
>not calming the fuck up
pussy bitch ass

Rich boy who's so spoiled he's never seen anyone other than his family and butlers (since he had everything he's ever needed given to him at home), until he gets curious and sneaks out only to bump into you. You, of course, are eager to show him the ways of the world first hand.

What's a good rich prat name? Jeffrey?

>>126571802

reginald

>>126564320
Do not trust.

>>126572282
too rich prat, tone it down a little

Meeting a elf queen, slapping her in the face with your cock.

>>126573782

Carter

>>126573903
Perfect.

Religion of Seed Bearers
> They carry seeds of Kings who lost their kingdoms, near extinct species, heroes abandoned by the people and so on
> They hide the children from these unions until the day they can retake their inheritance and recompense their birthmothers in some aspect

>>126573837
Then impregnating her, her daughters, her sisters, their daughters, & the queen's mother.

Or getting filled up by all the cocks in the royal guard if you're into that.

Į̞͇̫̫͑̊ͧͤͨ'̩͛̂́͊ḿ̝̹̼͚̳̂̇͛ ̝͈̙̄͗̇͗̅s̜̜ͦ̍o̐̓ͤ̂̐ ̹̱̭̙ͪ̿ͥͬ̅͆ͧḫ̑ͧͦ́͘ͅȗ͓̰̦̜͎̰͍ͣ̈́ͧ͂n̟̄͆̑͡g̳̫͖ͣ̿͒̀ͅr̟̼̊̐͞y̞͗ͨ̒͊ͣ̽͛́.͈͙̟̤̣̗͝.̺̣͒ͥ̌ͨ̃͆ͅ.͒͑̈́̍̂͆ͅ
̯̺̟̣̱́̂Ỉ̝̇͑̒͋͑͡ ̩̰̝̤̒ḣ̪͕̲͚̘̬͚ͤͪͪ͊̋a͈͚͔̺̅̂̅̾̀ͅv͎̬̦͓͈̯̓̋̊̂̏̒̅̕e͙͙̯̞ͦ̓̓̽n͚̰̣̠̖̳̟'̷͙̻̣̼̞̗͛ͣ͌̽̊͒̚ṭ̗͙͖̈́̓̐͆͐ ̢̬̺̻ͤ̅ͪe͉̦͋ͩͦ̈a̳͚͖̳͔ͪ̀̃ͥt̙ͮ̎ͩ̓e͚̝̰̝̪͊̿͆̋͑̐͒͝n̲̣̰̦̮̣ͥͯ͝ͅ ̳ͤ͞ȉ̘̗̒ͧ͆ͯ̉̚n ̥̥̭͉͊̋͡ͅs͔͓͈ͤ͆̃̇o̔̄̍̐͂̿̈́́ ̵̟͎͈̗̅̈́̈́l̡͍̺̝ͥͯo̼͕͂͑͛̌ͯ͂͡ng͙͇̰̹͓̱̋ͯ̔̋ͯ̊͌̕.̘̫̙̮ͦ̔̌ͥ̏ͨͤ͘.͔̠͖̰̙̦ͪ̈ͬͬ̑͒͟.̪ͥ̌̏ͤ
̽ͭ̿I̠̤̙̩̙͙'̵̖̹͙͙̬̪̃̔͆d̡̲̟͂̀̅͂ ̅ͩ͗͗̊͐l̠̲̟͙͙͇̥ͮ̍o̧͓̤͖̻ͮͣ̈ͥ̇̉͐v̡͚̟͍̟̲̄̐̿ͫͧͩe͕̰̟̗̳̱͂̓ͧͮ̋͗̅ ̩̝̭ͪ̈́̓ͯs̉҉̟̰̣͙͙̜o̖̮̹̣̬̙̽͆ͭ̊͊̾͝m̹̺̖̭ͣͪ͐e̲͆͋͗̄̽̚ ̳̐͝f̥́ͮ̂̋̽̊r̗̙̬̩̯̳ͥ͋̽ͪ͒͆́e̜͓̙s͓̼ͬ͂ͫͪ̽ͬh̖̪͙͝ͅ ̥͓̠̗͇͕̳̊͛̒̋͟m̞̖̫̬̲̥ͪͯ̾̊̔e͑͋̓͛͏̦̳̗̩ạ̕ț͖̺̥̍͝ r̓ͣ̽i̫͚̳̠̮͉͛ͣ̀̏̀ͅǧͥ̈̏̔h̩̒ͦͣ̓̎ͬ̀t͙̹̬̼̂͡ ͊̈̓͐͏̼ǎ͇͖̞͊͛̐ͭ̆̈́b̫̖̩̏̏̽ͅȏ̩̺̰̥̙̞̊ͥͫ̈́̚u̬̖͆̍͜t̫̳͔̭̘͙ͫ̐̔ͦ ̖͇̹͈ͫ̽ͫ͊ṋ̦̠͙͚̓̇͗͂ͩ̚͠ȏ̹̽͋ͫ̅̔̚w̲̍̇̏͝.͋̏ͬ̓̉̕.͉͋ͯ̄̇.̙͔̼͕͓̳̹͑͌
̭͕̤͗̓̄ͧ͐̌̀F̭̬̻̞͞ṟ̘ͪ̒ͦͩͮ̾͞è̘̝̲̅̋̈s̵̜͖͔̙̾h̰̄̈́ͣ̈́́̚ ̗̠̊͐͟a͔̱̭̻̪̞̭̓̓̔́n̼ͦ͂̈́ḍ͖̞̓̓͛ ̥̘̹̥b̴̩̣̒ͯ̅͂̒ͬ̚ļ̄̆̎̑̿̊ő̟̞͓̇̋̊ͥ̓ö̱̹̤́̚ḋ̞̹͈͇̗̞ͦ̔̍y̨͓͈̗̤̤̲̏ͭͥ ̮̘͚̲̱͋̃̍ͅaͥ̃͏̞̦͚ṅ̗̘͚̦͙͍̥͌̀d̨ͪͧ̄ͨͤ ̦̗̪̤̱͗͊j̗̫̖͙͓ͦ͌͗͒͑̓̀uͫ̐̈́̃ͮͬí̧̞̣ͥ̋c̽ͪͫ̍̏̌͏̥̙͔̯̹y̛͙̖̗ͬ̈́̍͒̔̂ s͈̬͕͕͕ͭͮͣ̀͞wͤ̈́͏̩͖̬͍̫̜̤ë͈̥̗̺́̈̃ͨ̾ͫ̐eͭ́͛ͩ͞t̬̘̻̲̭ͤ̆̇ͤ̽ͨͣ.̣͚̪̜̬͖̄͢.͖̝̝̟̤̓̾̑.͓͈ͯ̂͐̋

>>126575812
It's super late and for some reason I thought you were just trying to do a medieval sperm bank idea.
Which will work probably, magic etc.

>>126575949
that too, unless magic "spoils" the semen into creating children with mutation

>>126576629
superhero babbies

M̬͓̱̱̰̲̲͚ͦ͊ͭ̃̎͂́͟E̢̢ͩ̇̉͠͏̛̝͈͉͕̹̦̟͎͉͔̰̝Ȃ̸̏̂ͫͭ͌͐͆ͮ͋͗ͩ̈̚͜͠͏͈͍̭̞̩̟̘̫̠̦̖͖̰͎̦̗T̒̋ͦ͂̋̄ͦ̉̉ͥ̅̅͑͊̀̀ͧ̅҉̠̠̜̤̟͙̩̗͙̖̞̻̜̞̲̝̦͘ͅͅ
M̵̸̳̦̩̩̤̗̑ͯ̔ͣ̔͛ͥ̀͞Ę̘̦̦̳̭̱͕ͨ̇̽̆̒̆̄̿̏̒͂̋̏ͦ̀̚͡Ȃ̧̢̾̓ͦ͆̈̎ͩ̉ͨͫ̾̚͠͞҉̼͎̗͓T̶̞̮̻͍̘̝̱͉̮̲̮̜͕̤̖͍̣̻̫̓ͯ͂ͭ̐͑ͬ͑̊̇̄̏ͭͨ̀͢
M̼͕̜͍͚̗̤̪̦̖͇͗̆ͨ̈́ͤ̇͗̏̍̄͂ͪ̚̚͠͠ͅĒ̡ͧ͆̐̏̉̂̓́҉͔͍̫̣̟̩͚̗̜̳̯͓̻A̝͕̖̣͙͉͖̪̺̹͎̮͉̍͒͊̿̓͐̋̈ͮ̌̿͑̊͒ͮ̄́͡ͅŢ̳̻̟̝̺̥̦͔͕̻͙͔̲̰̬̍̓͗̓́͗ͦ̽̂̋ͮͩ̀̀ͅͅͅ
M̶̴̙̬̟̩̞̜̠͔͍̬̹ͣ̌̂͌ͯͨ͋ͤͩ͌̆ͣ͠ͅḚ̷͉̠̤̯͇̥̟̭̂̆ͣ͛̓͛̓ͪͤ̾̀͘Aͯ̏͑̇̓̋͊͌̂̊ͮ͒͏̴͏͖̭̝̲͇̞̪̞̝̝̻̣̼̜͢͝T̷̺̟͔̣̬̲͇̦͇̖̼̘̥̞̻̻̼̲̆ͨ̒͌ͭͬ͐̑̀͑̌͝
M̵̲͎̲̹͔͖̼̝͚̭̩͎͚͇͙͙̝̎̒ͬ̉̋̑̏̊̉ͦͤ̓̈́̽ͩ̽̀ͪ͘͢͞E͌͛ͬ́͏̳̤̪͓̣̟̟͔̞̜͉̜̘̭̰̠͝͠A̝̯̱̦̣̻ͮ͆̒͒̈́̀͋̐̈̌̀̕͘͟͞T̐̆̒ͬ̈̍͑̀̈́̚͏͙̺̗̫͠

>>126571802
Wait, what about rich DEMON boy who's never seen a human until he sneaks out, and he's mystified that you don't look anything like his human-hating servants/parents described.

Candy ass

>>126577497
that's me.