/utg/ - Undertale General

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Goatdad is the only goat for lewd

http://pastebin.com/MJtVsH1r
Reposting McAsriel because OP asked.
And to the anon in the last thread, yeah, I'm drinking coke too, but would you ever let Asriel drink that shit? Hell no.

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nth for drinking coffee with your goat

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Do you think MTT would be upset if people found out he's a ghost?

Third for nothing

Are any ghost drawfags taking requests?

Anyone got a link to the personality quiz that a lot of people on here used a while back?
I need it for scientific reasons.

>>126177686
I'm working on something else but I could write it down for later (as long as it's not something I don't do...)

>>126177674
Probably, I mean he does try to keep it a secret and even acts like he isn't close to Blooky so no one will suspect anything.

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http://strawpoll.me/6336640
Please vote so I can stop bothering people with this

>>126177686
You got me the one day I decide to wake up early.
What would you like?

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poopy

>>126177843
dooby

>>126177767
Mad Dummy ghost yelling at them saying "you're thinking impure thoughts!!" happstablook is imagining something slightly lewd with him and Blooky while Blooky is imganing them getting married.

>>126177667

>but would you ever let Asriel drink that shit

Fair enough. Now continue that damn fic.

>>126177838
who????

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>>126177907
Omg...that's cute

I'll draw it later :3

How do I become more degenerate??

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post lewd edgegoat

>>126177838
Shit-- retract that, something just came up.
I feel like I fill all the requests anyway, let another ghost take it up.

>>126177838
If either of you want to do this>>126177907

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I just finished Ori and the Blind Forest last night. Why the fuck is there no crossover art?

Ori is so adorable, it fits in perfectly with monsters.

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>Just had a dream where Chara was talking to me while I was walking down the street
>Also dream of Toriel trying to save someone's life

Well, I'm starting to have more and more Undertale dreams these days

>>126177953
Thanks.

>>126177974
Where can I subscribe to this magazine

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>>126177974
Is Ice Cream lewd?

>>126178152
shh hey
you got addiction to that stuff arentcha
want some undertale
well
here you are
you dont know me, you didnt buy it

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Would you accept a ghost blowjob from him?

>>126177520
>The Batter Boss Fight When?
only if he has a transformation into the bad batter

Also no way to mercy him

>>126178230
Nothing even conceivably unwholesome about an ice cream cone.

>>126177843
What was the original context of that reaction image? It is always funny.

>>126178381
I think it was just about touching butts, like Frisks' butt, or something.

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>>126178345
Frisk doesn't see anyone as their enemy, so the Bad Batter wouldn't appear

also,
>filename

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>>126177667
Got a good kek out of this, 8/10 for Mr Rogers.

>>126177667
you're gonna continue this, right?
asking for a friend

>>126178737

Is that friend called Dick by any chance?

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>>126178478

toriel pegging fetish fanfic when ?

>>126178737
You can't be friends with yourself anon, it doesn't count.

>>126178792
Theres already one in the write bin (though its just a different story with the name Toriel thrown in it)

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>>126178230
Is a delicious and healthy footlong sub lewd?

>>126178737
Writing the continuation now.

>>126178870
not too sure about the "healthy" part, i mean just look at that grease coming off the end of it

>>126178940
that's low fat mayo anon.

>>126178737
>>126178904
Honest with you, never written smut like this before. Having a hard time not putting jokes everywhere.

reminder that you cant rule 63 EdgeGoat

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>"Anon why do you keep playing with my ears? That look on your face... I don't think Jesus would like it."

>>126178991
I mean if you want to, jokes would be totally fine

>>126179004

Too bad theres like 4-5 pieces already.

>>126178991

Thats exactly what makes it better, dousing the sin with laughter.

>>126179004
reminder that you can't rule 63 Mettaton.
shit's literally impossible

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>>126178313
I don't wanna turn into a ghostfucker
Don't do this to me anon

I didn't save that drawfag's thick frisk and chara from last night, does anybody have them?

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>>126179004
>he wants to see a female asriel

>>126178078
Ori is so fucking boring.

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>>126179004
Is that a challenge?

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>>126179045
But they're soft

>>126177957
Expose yourself to things you think are "degenerate", and then take a step further each time. Soon enough, you'll be past the point of post-ironic enjoyment and find that no one you know can relate with the things you enjoy.

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>Listening to Flowey sing I Can't Decide from Scissor Sisters
This is fucking beautiful

>>126179136
I do!

>>126179045
Remember that Jesus died for your sins, and if you don't sin he died for nothing.

>>126179241
I'm trying but it's really hard to enjoy even ironically.

>>126179102
I tried imagining that
Well
It's the same, and boobs don't look quite fitting to 'her'

>>126179220
do not nibble the goat

>>126179215
she's so perfect holy shit

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>>126179220
"Anon I know how monster food works, you don't have to keep telling me it doesn't go all the way through, but I don't know what a "fun passage" is and I'm not sure what that has to do with it being clean."

>>126179321
That's an interesting twist, but other people still sin since no one is perfect so don't worry, it's covered.

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>>126177974
No.

Post AsREAL

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Reminder to never lewd shotegote
Reminder to never lewd Papyrus
Reminder to never lewd Blook
Reminder to never lewd Woshua
Reminder to never lewd Alphys because she's a disgusting fat weeb
Reminder to never lewd drawfags
Reminder to never lewd writefags
Reminder to never lewd Riddley Scott
Reminder to make this chart for Burgerpants, Mettaton, Edgegote and Flowey

>>126179431
I'd still kiss that goat

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>>126179397
I have the other one saved too.

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>>126179136
And Thick Frick

>>126179464
>Can still lewd Chara
I'm in the clear

>>126179464
>Reminder to never lewd shotegote
It's too late, Anon.

POST SEXY FIREMAN PLEASE

>>126179464
So you're requesting all that stuff except BPants, MTT, Asriel?

>>126179464
I have a feeling you're trying to get me to fill that chart out with Riddley Scott.

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>>126179482
Pucker up.

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>>126179414
what the fuck anon I don't talk about that

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Okay so, you have a chance to forever be with your gote and love him and hug him and sin with him. Teen goat, Shota goat, Edge goat, doesent matter what your kink is.

However in turn, you constantly have to fend off, what is surely thousands of similarly goat obsessed people from kidnapping him, since you are too deluded to think noone will want to kill you and take the goat for himself.

Do you take on the challenge, of the ultimate goat protector and lover?

>>126179260
>>126179541
Thanks!

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>>126179335
You sure about that, dear?

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>>126179464
Asgore version when

>>126179175
If Asriel were a girl, you could fantasize about getting with Toriel and her daughter at the same time.

>>126179325
That's ok, that's natural. Just continue to search for things that you enjoy that's on the "borderline", and don't try to force yourself to enjoy things. You might grow to like them as your tastes change.

>>126179649
I'm a /k/ommando at heart

I will defend my goat with righteous fury and spill enough blood to repaint our vacation house

>>126179685
ew, no, why would i want that

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>>126179649
Yes
Because I am an alleged cannibal living in a cabin in Wisconsin

>>126179321
Man, that one's good. I'm totally gonna use it sometime.

>>126179659
Hmm, still don't see it. Really odd for me no matter how much you try make mettaton more feminine it's just the same mettaton to me.,

>>126179649
Boвa, нe нaдo, пoжaлyйcтa!

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>>126179754
Yeah, I'd rather have just Toriel as well.

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what the fuck man i just wanted to see the goat go to mcdonalds, what kind of asriel faggotry are you trying to trap me in here

i am mega mad at this boner

>>126179102
It's not impossible because nobody has done it, it's impossible because brain
Mettaton is a genderless robot.

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>Papyrus: Hey sans the human send us candy
>Sans: it don't look like candy to me
>Papyrus: Sans you have to try this
>Sans: You don't look well papyrus you should stop
>Papyrus: don't tell me what to do! You want them all for you i know it! but you will get non fake brother
>papyrus pull out a shotgun and blow sans head off
GOTTA GET A GRIP

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>>126179557
Heh, did you forget his name? It's Heats Flamesman. Remember his name!

>>126180190
sure thing Steve

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>>126180190

>>126179724
I dunno, I'd really like to enjoy the content but there's something missing.

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>All these votes for other

Fuck. Whatever. I'll just draw something out of the blue then

What is your favorite characters favorite Doctor?

like honestly when i went to mcdonalds with a pack animal i didn't ecpect to be ordering goat buns on my extra spicy pickle sandwhich

Alphys vore when

>>126180190
*Yes

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>>126180403
This one

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>>126179887

You knew what you were doing, dont you play coy with me.

>>126180302
CHUB
PLS

>>126180534
You know that might work in a lot of cases but going to fucking McDonalds isn't one of them imo.

Post mom

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http://pastebin.com/u/notimpressedwiththat - Chara/Sans dubcon, kinda guro
I usually can't get past the first paragraph of most fic but I'm really into this one. Any more like it?

>>126177667
>a Royale with Cheese
What do they call a Big Mac?

>>126180534
honest to goodness, i'm used to fluff fics that stay fluff, i've been trying my best not to anger the chris hanson gods honest

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>>126180620
sure thing friend.

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http://pastebin.com/VRcLwwg5
Asriel Goes to McDonalds - The Conclusion
Never written dirty shit like this before, I need to be woshed.

>>126180638
a biggf diuck

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>>126180620
I'll post mom and dad

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>>126180626
>chara/sans

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So, what are you guys going to eat at Christmas/ dinner at Christmas Eve?
I'm going to eat some delicious bleached soap

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>>126180681
>http://pastebin.com/VRcLwwg5
>your cock falls out like a water sausage that fell over from exhaustion

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What voices do you give to each character?
I give papyrus the Voice of Skeletor,
Mettaton the voice of the SF UR Dj: https://youtu.be/N04mX-Zyr1U
And Monster kid the voice of Farnsworth's clone (futurama).

Pic unrelated

>>126180796
Oh jesus I forgot I left that in
holy fuck
bwaha

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I can't believe I am fucking gay for Grillby.

>>126180618

I dunno anon, i recall that i was a sinful little monkey back when i was a kid. I touched booby for the first time in one of those giant tube playthings they have at McDonalds.

And when i meet that girl these days we joke about it. She is oblivious of how much i want to touch her booby again... but shes a married woman.

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>>126180620

itty bitty baby
itty bitty goat

>>126180837
>says literally 2 words
>does nothing but tend a bar
He's pretty hot though.

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>>126180667
More mom

>>126180902
I don't believe it

>>126180835
clicking quick before you get a chance to edit, if i had to boner for this i'm sure as hell going to get a few laughs out of it too

Fuck Doggo.

>>126180962
HABEEB IT

>>126180805
Recently I came up with the idea that Napstablook sounds like Strong Sad. Honestly most of Joel's voices are on-point though

>>126180998
EMPTY HOUSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCA30u43ifg

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>>126180681
Jesus that was actually hilarious, and I got a fap out of it, 10/10 dude.

>>126180772
rude

>>126181124
not him but it's almost as bad as Soriel

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>>126180924

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Lack of spider is disturbing

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>>126180935
Some more mom

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>>126180681

Fucking golden, the keks really completed the experience. You havent sinned in vain anon, 10/10.

>>126181075
Frisk being Strong Bad is also great.
Gerson for King of Town
Alphys is What's-Her-Face

Asriel's paws

>>126181207
I don't care about soriel

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>>126181223
Spider posting is necessary

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>>126181238
last mom for now, works picking back up.

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>>126180681

Why are you people making it so difficult to keep my love for the goat pure and chaste?

Screw you all.

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>"Haha anon look, we're under a mistletoe!"
>"You know what that means~"

>>126181283
Smell awful

>>126181265
>Papyrus with Homestar's voice
Oh my god, it's too good

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Reminder that the only acceptable shipping is crack shipping.
Just kidding it's not acceptable but it's still the most entertaining.

>>126181101
>>126180970
>>126181253
Ah, thanks guys. I'm probably gonna rest now, but I'd be up to write any stupid shit you want later.

>>126180681
>character/reader

It's garbage.

>>126181429
IT MEANS SOMEONE GETS A MISTLETOE SHOVED DOWN THEIR URETHRA

>>126180281
Everyone has tastes! If it's not for you, it's not for you. The point of degenerate tastes is that they're so abhorrently uncommon that most people have no reason to like them. If you want to become a degenerate, give it time. Your tastes will change after long enough.

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>>126181445
agreed

>>126181207
I don't think anyone genuinely ships Chara and Sans unless they're mentally ill because the basis of the relationship is genuine love-hate based on the Genocide that isn't healthy

Sans is the only good OTP, but shipping is dumb anyway

>>126181443
>Homestar Papyrus
Fuck, I can see it now

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>>126181429

>>126181436
that's kinda hot

>>126181452
sleep well, sweet prince

>>126181265
>Alphys is What's-Her-face
>not the ugly one
>"I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOOOYYYY"
>ARROWED!

>>126181464
I agree completely, it's a hot pile of dog shit. But it's also what a lot of people in these threads like. Funny how that works?

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>>126180681

>Asriel and anon make a lewd tour of fast food places round the contry

Roadtrips never sounded more enticing.
But to be fair, KFC is better than McDonalds.

>>126181445
More girls = more good
Therefore
All girls = most good

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>>126181505
>that pic

holy fuck unf

>>126181436
id take what i could get, i don't smell that great all the time either

>>126181452

Nighty night you pervert.

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>>126181634
?

>>126181504
But I want to enjoy things.
>>126181478
>not figging Asriel
That's how you show em.

>>126181576
It just means that some people here have pathetically low standards. All character/reader fics are terrible.

>>126181506
I don't ship them romantically, I ship them killing each other.

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Post Protopyrus

I dreamed someone asked me to my face to be my friend and now I'm crushed. Nobody'll ever do that.
I don't even have online friends anymore. I'm starting to feel like it's too late for me.
I've built a wall around myself, I couldn't let anyone through even if I wanted to.

>>126181592
and popeye's is a better KFC, what's your point?

>>126177974
but why does toriel even have a copy of said lewd magazine...?

>>126181417
I'm sorry for having done this to you, anon. You should at least be happy I didn't take the salad-tossing ballpit prompt.
>>126181543
>>126181682
noit
>>126181464
>>126181576
>>126181729
Eh, it was just what people were talking about last thread.

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>>126181761
Do you want to be friends anon? What sort of things to do enjoy doing?

>>126181750
Papyru is a dirty slut

>>126180626
what.. the fuck.. did i just read

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>>126181729
>>126181576
>Not even getting a good kek out of it
Its like you cant even have fun or something.

>>126181798
Asriel was on the cover, the magazine sent him a copy so that he could keep it on hand. toriel found it in the mail and wants an explanation.

>jasonafex's Undertail comic is just s poor man's Burning Curiosity with worse writing

It hurts.

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>>126181750
fabulous

>>126181908
I did get a good kek. Don't assume things about me.

>>126182002
>gaster

>>126181729

Not really for the sake of arguing, but why?
What makes them terrible? You are aware that they arent supposed to be masterpieces hung in a gallery?

I mean, none of them are actually long to begin with so some story or anything similar cant grow from them, they are supposed to be "fast and quick enjoyment". Which is fitting, considering that fast food is the topic.

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>>126182043
>Not glorious PaperPenis

>>126181975
>implying it's not even worse than that

>>126182092
I meant the filename

>>126182043
Yes, gaster is in fact put there to be misleading. Glad you picked up on it.

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>>126182043
i use this filenameto make people think it would be gaster and then paperrus appears and they get confused

>>126181506
Mentally ill here. I ship Chara/Sans on a sadistic level as well; maybe the same way people ship Batman and the Joker? Sans to Chara in kind of a "guilty pleasure", and Chara to Sans because they want to break him down mentally, and are in love with his resilience.

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>>126182152
Doesn't matter, keep posting Paraguay

Have you guys played Downwell? Toby tweeted about it, I assume it was made by a friend of his. I'm enjoying it so far, though I probably should've gotten the steam version rather than the phone one.

>>126182002
What is the shitty pap even from?

>>126181975

You know, im glad im not deep enough into this worship shit that i understand what you mean when you compare things i never heard of.

>>126181445
Can't spell /utg/ without /u/!

>>126182308
It's the prototype toby used for papyrus, people found it in the games files and now it's a joke I guess.

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Post Christmas Flowey

>>126181429
Time to see whether I've conquered my gag reflex?

>>126182361
It's not even Undertale related. It was a bad post.

>>126182447
lewd

>>126181429
>>126182447
tonguefucking a sexy

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>>126182308
Its a concept art of Papyrus
Hes a living meme now

>captcha was pasta/noodles

>>126181761
>blogposting
(You) deserve to be alone

>>126182445
That looks like during-Christmas Flowey though

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Im literally swearing off McDonalds from this day onwards.

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Just how many of you want to fuck the goat anyway?

>>126182589
It really says a lot about how much UT fans crave content that they make up lore for a character that doesn't reasonably exist.

>>126181693
>Bara Sans
No.

This may be specific, but is there a fic of undyne cucking alphys with papyrus?

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>>126182735
Fine

>>126182656
me

>>126182656
Me.

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>>126182731
Hes the secret genocide final boss
He absorbs the souls and becomes a satanic being with tentacles and overcooked spaghetti for hands
All he does is scream in pain

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>>126182656

>>126182656
I kind of want the goat to fuck me

and as a top, it's worrying

>>126182757
NTR is a shit fetish anon. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>126182656

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

>>126182656
If it's 100 people then that's 100 too many.

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>>126182656
Me.
>>126182871
See my gif.

>>126182757
Eh, what the fuck, anon
No, there isn't, of course not. People loves Undyne/Alphys, sadly

>>126182891
So is male on male

Is there a collection of ghost drawfriend art somewhere? It's cute.

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>>126181505
>>126181693
>>126182786
>Sansgore

'Scuse me, objectively better KingDings coming through

>>126182978
That has nothing to do with what I said you idiot.

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>>126183020
>not enjoying both

>>126182857
who is green man

>>126183020
YES

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>>126182857

>>126181761
Take a step out into the unknown, anon. It'll hurt at first, but you'll grow more as a person for it. If you want friends, stop telling yourself you can't, and talk to people!

>>126182891
No Anon, scat is the shit fetish.

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>>126182891
>utg
>shame

Haha, you're funny anon

>>126182940
I guess a plain up papyrus/undyne fic would do, the cucking part is more or less just for some laughs.

>>126183110
Haha

>>126183110
We're speaking of shit fetishes, aren't we?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6ORWS6_Sts


Your palms are sweaty
Knees week
>Arms are heavy
>Your journey is finally over
>Your pockets are filled with MOMS >SPAGHETTI

Why do these lyrics work so well, /utg/ ?

Also post any other good mashups of undertale sogs.

>Be dreaming
>Ordered an Echo Flower from Toby's Store
>It finally comes
>The box is way taller than I expected
>Ok whatever
>Bring it inside and cut it open
>There's literally a real flower in a jar thing inside (the jar kinda looked like the containers Asgore used for the souls)
>Read manual. First thing it says is to water it as soon as you take it out.
>Take it out of the jar and give it a cup of water
>It starts swaying a little and repeating what I say
>Neato!
>We're gonna skip a little bit but I bragged about it a lot on /utg/
>Put it on my nightstand next to my bed
>Tell it that I'm going to sleep.
>Instead of repeating everything it just says "ok-ay."
>That's weird, whatever, brush it off like a creepypasta protag and go to bed
>Wake up and check on it
>Now it has a fucking face and weird spindly blue gaster hands
>Look at the fucking manual about this what the fuck
>It turns to me and says "You, really. Talk a lot. While you sleep."
>Oh jesus what the fuck
>Flip out a little and ask it how its talking on its own
>It looks at me blankly and says "The person. You got me, from. Gave me the will, to live."
>Fucking Toby
>Whatever, I'm broing it up with this flower now
>Get it to play videogames with me for a while
>It tells me that I have work today
>Wait what?
>Wake the fuck up.

Holy shit.

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>>126183139
But anon, Sans is for Toriel. :^)

>>126183151
my niggaaaaa

>>126183139
There's a whole lot of Asgore to go around.

>>126183141
(You), anon

>>126183168
Truly the worst of fetishes. Not the most nonsensical, just the worst.

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>>126183154
Do not

>>126183201
There's one on the Pastebin of the OP, I think. Pretty small. Also, there's one in AO3 called "knots", about 300 words long
As far as I know, that's all

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>>126183308
Well he is a king
>>126183303
>But anon, Sans is for Toriel. :^)
why not both

Post gaster pls

>>126183297
That's the shittiest creepypasta I've ever read

>>126183387
Asgore's been a very bad boy.

>Goat mom catching Frisk and Goatboy getting high

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>>126183395
No gaster
only penicillin

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>>126183395
What kind of Gaster?

Cutester? Dadster? Blobster? Spookster? Take your pick.

>>126183395

>>126183163
I dunno Anon, not that guy but when I started talking to the people in my college I just felt more alone.
Even alcohol didn't make them fun to be around, and it wasn't for my lack of trying.

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>>126183395

>>126182527
I kind of want to just cuddle with his tongue down my throat

is that weird?

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>>126183395
k

>>126183475
>goatmom catching you and goatboy 69ing

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>>126183395
yes

>>126183548
I want to cuddle with Asriel's hug-pillow sized tongue!

>>126183297
It's dreams like this that give me the impression that anons post amateur fics as a "dream", but either way, this was pretty good, anon

>>126183548
The only weird thing is how much I like that idea

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>>126183395

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>>126183395

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>>126183720
Blue board, my child

Gaster dressed up as a crusade and shouting "Deus Vult" when?

>>126183342

Considering how frequently you spam that picture like an attention whore it was just a matter of time before someone edited it.

Figured it might as well be me since everyone else is slacking. Enjoy shotabutt, cutie.

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>>126183395

Okay

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>>126183720

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>>126183628

Speaking of dreams i had a dream where goatmom vaguely taught me how to cook buttspie (and gave me shitty inefficient instructions according to /utg/)

I then had a followup dream where i was in a mettaton cooking show and i had to make buttspie and toriel was one of the judges and it made me extremely anxious because I didn't want to fail goatmom and I woke up halfway through when it all went wrong for reasons I don't remember.

It reminded me of the great british bakeoff (or whatever that show is where the 'doughverload' pic comes from.)

>>126183502
spookster preffered

>>126183502
>>126183483
>>126183801
>>126183707
>>126183860
thank

>>126183830
I can do it, but why would I?

>>126183720
Oh hey

fuckin' nice

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>>126183815
I spoilered it and there's no genitals
It's only
>implied lewd

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>>126183592
>got caught 69ing my cousin when we were younger
I still regret it.

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>>126183395

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comics 2hard

>>126183909
Idk anon, it just popped into my mind

>>126183940

was it straight or gay?

>>126183936
Show it to your boss then.

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>>126183841
no

>>126181505
>Toriel still doesn't want a romantic relationship with anyone.
>Sans is constantly trying to woo her.
>One day Asgore catches him.
>Sans tries to explain it away, worried that Asgore will be mad.
>Asgore says "Oh, I didn't realize you were so lonely as well." while suggestively rubbing his shoulder.
>Sans bolts home and downs 7 bottles of ketchup to try and forget what just happened.
Heh heh heh.

>>126183968
>Lowercase

>>126183997
I know that feeling

>>126183940
Nice.

>>126184024
Use your imagination

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>>126183887

>doughverload

You mean this pic?

This picture actually made me watch that show. It was pretty interesting for a cooking competition, usually I don't care about that kind of shit.

>>126183997
Are you gonna include booths run by degenerate drawfags and writefags?

>>126183997
>>126184229
don't forget to include a McDonalds

>>126183720
>you will never have the goat's thighs around your head

>>126184092
>sans is constantly trying
>sans is trying
>sans
>trying

try again

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>>126183720

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>>126184304
Maybe post pacifist Sans actually starts giving a shit about things again and just wants some goat loving, regardless of the source

>>126184283
it's a new meme fresh from the clamshell grill!

My sins are so heavy...

I'm sorry, Sans.

>>126184337
Strictly platonic

>>126184442
>not wanting a platonic 69 with your goatbro

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So what's the deal with Asrielfags? I seem to get the same impression I do from Torielfags as well, they want someone to fill multiple roles at once (lover, friend, family) and in a "perfect" way real people can't.

Am I wrong?

>>126184442
Nothing like a little fellatio between friends.

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Do we have a /utg/ version of this?

>>126184442
>Frisk, I can't sleep
>Don't worry Az, I know just what to do

truly a good brother

>>126183020

requesting the tgweaver comic where sans is trying to break the news that he's getting together with one of frisk's goat parents

and he says he'll cry if he gets with toriel

>ITS PLATONIC FUCKING
>ITS PLATONIC SOUL STEALING
>I-I DON'T LIKE YOU G-GIVE ME YOUR SOUL ALREADY I-IDIOT
>PLATONICALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>126184513
I just want to cuddle and comfort the goat and live with him to be quite fucking honest with you familia

>>126184223
I love this picture

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I've been gone for a few days because my monitor fucking exploded.
Anybody mind telling me where this conservative Asriel shit started?

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>>126184559

>>126184654
We've seen your heart already, you can't lie to us.

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>>126184513

>So what's the deal with Asrielfags?

Well, I have an incredible concept for you here, I'm gonna blow your mind, okay?

Not everyone likes something for the same reasons.

Wow, crazy I know, also if that didn't blow you away, check this out.

Fantasies, or just entertaining concepts don't always have to make sense.

Damn son, sorry to blow you away with these incredible secrets of life.

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>>126183395

G-Guys... I have a Hand Holding fetish.
Help me?

>>126184678
I just noticed the typo in the second panel.

>>126184521
There's one for the demo threads, the EARLY /v/ threads from september, but no /utg/ one.

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>>126183168
>>126183336
hey, c'mon no.

hardvore is the worst fetish, you can only do it once.

>>126184513
Lover > friend > family for me personally

speaking in strictly canon, it'd be family > friend, no dating. but I can't save him, so canon hurts.

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>>126184614

>>126184672
Conservative?
>>126184717
I can't do all those things and occasionally make love?

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>>126182656
>fucking the goat
>not realizing the goat's true purpose is only to be bullied
Shotagoats only exist to bully, anon.

>>126184223

>british flags replaced with monster kingdom flags

10/10 never noticed that shit before

>>126183523
The secret is that EVERYONE feels that way to some degree or another. Sucks, I know, but I think we idealize friendships to think that we would only want friends that match our view of the world.

I don't want to disparage your effort, so I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you keep trying, though. You'll find people you gel with eventually, if you keep looking.

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>>126184768

FOREBODEN

>>126184882
>Toriel
>forbidding hand holding
that slut held your hand in like 60 seconds, you can't fool me.

>>126184851
all of my friends match my view of the world, that's why they're my friends
but they're also deadbeats that don't want to do anything but hang out and smoke. that includes going to college, traveling, etc.
it's a catch 22

>>126184672
It just popped up yesterday.
Related:
http://pastebin.com/vfMsTTMA

>>126184793
I guess that's an affirmative then.
>>126184775
>hardvore is the worst fetish, you can only do it once.
So does this mean your fetish is actually recycling?

>>126184985
That's hilarious

>>126185036
I mean, some animals do it 'cause they have shit metabolism, so technically??????

>>126184048
They're just indulging each other's strong musky scents.

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>>126184602
>Giving goatbro your soul so that you can be together forever.

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>>126185036
Platonically

>>126184775
But what about soft vore?

>>126185157
I would like to smell the goat musk

I want to cuck Alphys and steal her fish gf.