Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

>watching cops right now
>makes me want to try playing security
>I'm unrobust as fuck

Kill everyone

>this cat litter commercial every time
>more and more convinced Liam O'brien voiced it
>no clue why he'd be doing commercials, so it can't be him
>voice is still sexy

Gas the humans race war now.

>>126133012
For me it's that fucking ps4 ad
CAN'T THINK

>upgrading mining suit with goliath skin doesn't turn it red and give it a grizzled look
>Can't skin basilisks for special skin that gives them a heat res upgrade
>can't use goliath teeth to upgraded picks into better weapons/upgrade the accelerators to do more damage in a vaccum
Making my own tiny version of monster hunter is almost motivating enough for me to learn how to code

Also, what do goldgrubs even do?

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How do i play cyborg?
Is it fun service cyborg in particular?
I'm scared of fucking up so bad

>>126133893
play as a janiborg and wet every fucking floor
enjoy the janitor getting lynched in your stead

>>126133623
Goldgrubs eat ore, that they drop when they die
Also meat i guess

>>126133893
>fucking up and doing bad
You really can't fuck up and ruin the round any worse then any other non-head role. Don't sweat it mate.

>>126134037
any specific way to kill them? Unloading guns on it don't seem to work

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>>126133893
>Read your fucking laws
>Follow your fucking laws
>READ THEM AGAIN
>DID YOU FUCKING READ THEM?
>READ THE WIKI PAGE
>READ YOUR FUCKING LAWS AGAIN
>DID YOU READ YOUR LAWS YOU FUCK?
>YOU DIDN'T FUCKING READ THEM
>IMPRINT THEM INTO YOUR GODDAMN BRAIN

>>126134145
use those kinetic guns from the vendor, a single one can kill a goliath without reloading if you hit every shots

I usually carry two, oh and they fit on your miner belt

>>126133893
engineer borg is basically playing engineer with cheats enabled

>>126134305
well, even I know that much. I remember unloading two accelerators on a grub and getting a message that basically said it wasn't getting damaged

>>126134404
>>126134145
wiki says melee

OFFICAL SPESS POLL FOR MEDIUM RP WEEK TO RETURN.

http://strawpoll.me/6333612

>>126134753
You do know that the admins never use these, right?

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>>126134753
Why not a poll in-game?
Good idea to let people who aren't even playing to vote.

>>126134753
Only if the threshold for a bearing is raised to stuff like touching dem tiddies

>>126134145
Melee, lure it close with some gold ore.

>>126133893
Service cyborg can be fun.
When I play it, I generally try to be as unnecessarily polite as possible, and bring people food and drinks and such.
Also, with the upgrade, it's now possible for service borgs to serve as both a bartender and a chef.

But be aware that if there's a bartender and a chef on the station already, you won't have a whole lot to do.

>>126134864
We did one and MrPain said to start doing polls and shit in thread and on the actual forums, you know, the place that gets 1 person per day traffic?

according to the wiki there's a giant space worm thing, is that a working admin bus or just another broken feature that's still on the wiki for some reason?

>>126135489
What a fucking idiot

pepes are in full print and are worthless

post your rare waifus

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>>126135504
Yes

>>126135608
commit suicide

>>126135608
All waifus are rare. Ever since shiggy left the waifu economy has recovered from it's hyperinflation

>>126135504

space worm half works.

it eats mobs and craps out plasma when the mob is killed they can bash down normal walls not Rwalls.

More or less like playing snake

>>126135504
Yes, its true. Its a player controlled worm which is basically a "train". It breaks walls that it tries to move through and if it receives enough damage it splits into two(albeit smaller) worms, and this can go on for a while.

Admins don't seem to like spawning these though, I guess that's it because they're often round enders if they manage to eat the guns since they're unbeatable at that point.

>>126135662
>speech bubble on wurm
What?
Regardless that looks pretty cool

>>126136047
so like sandworms?

>>126135504
What the wiki doesn't tell you is that if a worm hits itself it eats that segment and gets split.
Another great failure of it is that you can simply go, pull a segment and the worm is now two.

>>126136147
He demanded to be comfy.

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>>126135719
as a consumer this might drastically affect the waifu economy
>>126135898
this man knows his waifunomics

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>>126134753
>memeium RP

>>126137031
>meme arrows

Nelstation > firestation > pomf > hatestation
Prove me wrong.
Protip: you can't. Enjoy you're bloat and lag, faggots.

>>126137184
I don't even know what those other two stations are though

>>126137184
>you're bloat
It's what I get for having pizza all the time

>>126137184
>nelstation
>firestation

Literally what

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>>126137184
Hatestation a shit
Shiiiiiiiiiit

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>Be clown on goon rp
>Whatever, roll with it
>Get the captain to sign me an autograph, make him write my name as "I can do whatever I want"
>Renamed the paper clown's permission slip
>Me an journalist write a story about how the captain abused me and security is shit
>Get regional director in on it
>Email shenanigans, tell the captain me and regional director are in love to throw suspicion off of us
>Make lots of copies of our vitriolic news letter
>Captain disappears, shady character taking pictures shows up
>Start revolution of the proletariat, nobody gets in on it
>Start making fake announcements as the Nanotrasen CEO
>Bridge blows up
>Shuttle docks
>MFW it was actually a revolution round

>>126137837
90% griffons, 10% retards.
>>126137470
Nel was the precursor to hatestation. Firestation was a station that popped up as an alternative to hatestation. While the admin metaclub of hatestation tried to convince everyone nobody would use it, it would be just a fad, it wouldn't last, etc., it stole the entire regular userbase and brought back twice the amount for the 3 days it lasted. The metaclub then guilt tripped the admin of firestation into shutting it down and joining as an admin on hatestation. Now, hatestation has 5 people at a time at most, usually around 1-2, and it's still almost entirely griffons.

I still think the simpler, more streamlined station is better, since every piece fits better together and no activity is too annoying to bother performing instead of, say, killing and cloning instead.

But the most important part is the userbase, and /vg/'s outright implicitly forbids playing some jobs if you don't want to be both considered valid and treated the way one should treat a ligger instead of a fellow human.

If current hatestation wasn't 90% griffons, 10% retards, it would still beat the shit out of pomf.

>>126138978
But I've been playing as Hyun-ae for over a year now and every round I would play on there would either lead to nonantags killing me each round or me nonantag killing everyone each round.

By setting your station up as the Mugunghwa, you have already lost one player forever.

>>126139867
That's hatestation. And these were the griffons. Welcome, enjoy your stay! And remember, the masochists are those on 4chan who don't come to our server!
t. 8chen's ss13 players.

That's also why nel and firestation were great, there was almost no nonantag shittery. There still was some, as there always will be, but it was a drop in the desert.

Oh I've never played on there, logged on once and nobody was active. Kind of sad.

What features aside from your map do you got? Is it just TG codebase?

>>126140650
Clearly meant for
>>126140513

Also, of you think the killing is because of griffons, please look further into what you named your server after.

What in science is beneficial to the rest of the station?
Add things I didn't think of
>R&D, all of it
>telescience to save people
>occasional goodies from xenoarcheology
>maybe MAYBE plants from xenobotany

>>126141260
Maybe the fact that science can replace almost every department's job. Have you ever seen one of my telesci-medbay's? Puts medbay out of business.

>>126141353
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M

Is cutting the brakes (avoidance wire) on the MULEs considered bannable?

Shipments gotta get to where they gotta go

>>126141353
>>126141445
I'm really, I didn't mean that. I'm just jealous of your robustness, don't mind me...

>>126141260
printing borgs?

>>126141353
how's your telesci smartfridge looking :^)

SHITTLES NO

>muh valids

Sec the entire round

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Hey Doom-WAD-guy
I might have a little gift for you

>douche AI calls the shuttle
>prevents me from getting my H.O.N.K.
>break into Cap's office
>get every fancy piece of armor and lazer gun
>wear clown mask and shoes
>turn full shitter

Boring ass round through and through, but at least a bit of fucking around at the end

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>tfw had a deep sinking feeling the guy in the medical rig suit was the one decapitating since he scrammed as soon as he saw my red uniform
>still never got told what alert we were on

I knew it was you. I knew I should've shot you as soon as I saw you.

>>126140650
It's a vastly modified tg codebase. We have dismemberment, some kind of weird goon-trek chem hybrid, deepfryer, minimap med console, xenoarch, custom stuff like daikimakura, screaming duck toy, *ree emote, and a slurpslurpy vendor (sells with keywords like meta, shitler, griffon, etc.), butt-based recipes and crafts, I think botany is expanded, too; some balance changes like stun is nerfed a lot, especially on makeshift weapons, etc.

Best of all, when a borg receives a reset board, it doesn't bug out and it can actually choose its new class :^) Also, sprites in hands aren't bugged to shit :^)

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>>126141771
>I-I dindunuffin
>i'm allowed to toe the line grief with no consequences

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LONG AS FUCK ROUND

RD was a total fag and his PAI too, telescience rules

>>126141260
robotics because it gets dead people back into the g- BWAHAHAHAHAHA no sorry I can't, no one ever print posibrains

>>126141893
I was the captain. I called the shuttle, actually.

Mostly because the round was very boring at that point and it was clear some people were turning into shitters just to make things more exciting, not that I minded.

>>126141893
>AI calls the shuttle
Nope.

>>126141865
Keep it simple. Keep it sprites. Getting overambitious is why other ports fail.

Faggot

>>126141958
You're a total fag

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>traitor virologist, have to nab the Chief Engineer's jumpsuit
>ask admins what limitations i have
>"go fucking wild"
>start preparing a death serum to show her once she shows up, told her it was to help me practice immunization/curing with minor diseases
>she got swamped in work so i detonated her PDA to force her to medbay
>threw her out the Viro garbage disposal

i'm sorry i had to resort to robust measures, but those antag shakes were kicking in. i was planning to inject you with an elvis disease and take care of you later

still happy i won my first traitor round though

>>126141920
Alert is always red. Blue requires a captain who isn't taking it for the access only and red requires critical heads stop doing their job then wrangle another tard to get code red.

>be mime
>find syndie soap in bar
>offer it to gods for chameleon projector
>get it
>have some fun
>convince HoP to give me all access by showing him a cool trick
>make some announcements
>wander into RD to see whats up
>get tased by cap
>brought to brig
>killed by firing squad

Oh well. Guess it shows if you pick shit up you find lying around people will think you're an antag.

>>126140927
Either korea's national flower or a type of cheap train?

I spent the entire round trying to get 9mm ammo for a gun I found on a dead prostitute. Every time I tried to load up the 9mm sub magazines they were giving me the bullets just disappeared.

>>126142131
ahelp and report with the bugreporter

>>126141970
>Rarely get minerals and

>>126142086
Act like it, get treated like it.

>>126142131
Take a screenshots, report it. It's probably just a broken line by deity and even I could fix it.

>>126142281
I didn't act like anything really. HoP vouched for me.

You guys were bloodthirsty because nothing was happening. Could've brigged me instead.

>>126142086
It's always like this
>muh valid
Every faggot wants to powergame instead of play the game.

>>126142281
>no proof he even hurt anyone
>nah let's just kill him
american/10

>declaring ready

>>126142440
Except the mime truly wasn't powergaming nor was he acting like an antag. Secs gonna get their valids regardless of intent.

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Remember kids; Don't go out in the snow without a warm suit of armour on!

>>126142086
I'm sorry mime, secchat assumed you were pretending to be Terrel when my secborg announced Terrel was killing someone in medbay when I told the borg to stop Terrel killing the chemist in Sec Medbay.

>>126141937

>It's a vastly modified tg codebase
Ok
>We have dismemberment
So do we.
>some kind of weird goon-trek chem hybrid
Goofchem pls go
>deepfryer, minimap med console, xenoarch
Got all those here
>custom stuff like daikimakura
I play a waifu and this is still haram
screaming duck toy, *ree emote
Ok.
>and a slurpslurpy vendor (sells with keywords like meta, shitler, griffon, etc.)
>encouraging ooc in ic
>butt-based recipes and crafts
Cool.
>I think botany is expanded, too
We just expanded/reworked ours too, makes xenobotany less RNG based
>some balance changes like stun is nerfed a lot, especially on makeshift weapons, etc.
Aka TG stuns, to which I say gitgud.
>Best of all, when a borg receives a reset board, it doesn't bug out and it can actually choose its new class :^) Also, sprites in hands aren't bugged to shit :^)
Our reset has worked for a while too and idk what inhand glitch you're talking about.

It basically sounds like eternal lowpop Hippie right now. Not doing a good job of selling it on me.

>>126142419
>>126142276

I think it was because I was trying to transfer the bullets from the 9mm sub mag to a 9mm sketchin mag.

>>126142440
You're an idiot. I wasn't doing anything malicious, and most people in the round knew that.

I had ALL ACCESS and the only thing I used it for was some HUD glasses and funny announcements. Give me a break.

>>126141970
ask them to print posibrains in looc

>>126142545
>>126142437
>Proof
>In parapen space country
leaving problems lying around bites you in the ass.

>>126141595
Honest to god forgot robotics was part of science.

>>126142782
It's like a shitter factory

>>126142735
so it comes back to
>muh valids

>>126142735
I didn't deserve to be executed because of what I had on me.

Sec was just looking for an excuse to kill something.

>>126142601
You're really pressing the Star War references, aren't you?

>>126142102
The Mugunghwa is a ship in the OLEVN Analogue: A Hate Story, which is the game I adapted Hyun Ae from.

In Analogue, *Hyun-ae (note the asterisk) is an archival AI who's been operating for years after the Mugunghwa went offline.

Hyun-ae was actually a living human who forcibly had her tongue cut out because she wouldn't conform to the patricharchial society of the ship she woke up in after years of being frozen in cryo. She went berserk and disabled the life support systems, which nobody else on the ship knew how to do because their society reverted like fuck, and then turned herself into an AI.

That's why me playing on Hatestation would lead to nonantag murder in one way or another.

>>126142440
But, powergaming is still playing the game.
If someone wants to play full throttle or not gimp themselves, then I see no problem.
Acting like a fool will still get you treated like a fool.

>>126141920
Stop worrying about alerts. Suspicious activity is a crime you can act on in clear cases like that.

What are shit servers to avoid

>>126143330
What kind of player are you?

>>126143190
Wow that sounds absolutely fucking retarded

>>126141920
>not reporting him for suspicious activity

>>126143439
don't talk shit about my husbando

>>126143554
Kill yourself

>>126143439
It really is. Interesting in how the game is presented, Christine Love does a good job at presenting stories in ways you can only do in videogames.

But the story for Analogue and it's sequel, Hate Plus, is basically about feminism. Stay away if that's not your thing.

>>126143441
It was at the end of the round when I was dragging a dying assistant to medbay for the hopes of someone saving him, I did report, but he was gone by the time I announced the headless bodies.

>>126143407
Not the kind who randomly murders people just because I'm a traitor

>>126143663
Everything except for the RP focused servers with strict rules, ie avoid this place.

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>>126128309
mr. cherrypick man couldn't find anything wrong in my open PRs

>>126143663
Bay is cancer, apparently Polaris does what Bay did but better.

Avoid the griffon servers like Hippie and maybe TG. Try out LLJK 5, it does a halfway decent job at medium RP, better than we ever attained on /vg/.

>>126143743
So all the major stations?

>>126143330
the only good ones are the ones reddit can't get into, i.e., /vg/ and goon.

>>126143837
Yep. Hope you like deadpop.

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>>126143841
>reddit can't get into
>vg

>>126143832
>Hippie
Literally lynch the clown round start

>>126143841
>goon and /vg/
>not reddit-infested

>>126143996
>VG
>LIterally lynch the clown round start

>>126142575
>>126142676
The captain you fags, obviously not he fucking mime. Lrn2read, shitfaggots. Is this kindergartenhour or something?

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>>126142037
B-but anon
v o x e l s

Rate these major stations
/vg/
/tg/
Goon
Bay
Hippie

>>126144338
alright
lost cause
FEATURES and shit community
cancer
cancer

>>126144338
From best to worst

/vg/
Goon
TG = Bay
.
.
.
Power gap
.
.
.
Hippie

>>126143204
You should be banned desu senpai.

>>126144437
>>126144458
Why is hippie so shit

>>126144269
Notch really killed an entire branch of computer graphics with his crapshoot of a "game". Probably the biggest disservice he's done to videogames, beside his introducing the cancer that is early access, is to redefine what voxel means.

>>>126143996
>>>126144234
>>TG
>>LITerally lynch the clown round start

>>126144470
Two years strong and not a ban to be found on me :^)

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>>126142281
>guy is using a syndie item in ways completely unlike what an antag would do
>there is nothing remotely antagonistic about what he's doing
>a simple search would reveal absolutely no further reasons to believe he might be an antag
>their possession of the projector could be explained through adminbus (as it so happened) or looting it off an antag
How in the Christ is that "acting like an antag" any more than a Miner wearing a red softsuit?

>>126144635
It's the Reddit server and people are allowed to lowercase and griff. Couple that with one of the worst admin teams around and it's a depressing experience.

Admiral Hippie himself is apparently a pretty cool guy though.

>>126144672
>>Bay
>>LIterally no clown round start

>>126144794
>Implying /vg/ isn't the reddit server

>>126144717
>being proud of being a massive shitter

>>126144794
>lowercase

Thanks autocorrect, I mean powergame.

>>126144996
>people being allowed to powergame is a bad thing
baybie tbvqgh (like my meme?)

>>126144735
>implying security will listen
I once got batoned and sent to the brig because captain got info from the AI that I killed someone and spaced his brain (I was a roboticist)

Even though I was non-antag and was minding my own buisness, the captain decided to flash me, drag me to prison without checking the body, strip me of everything and throw me to the brig

>>126144964
Depends on your idea of your memeword, shitter, but I don't go out of my way to "win" or turn medbay, atmos, or whatever into a power house.

I just see no problem with letting people play however they want when it comes to their job or not wanting to die.

>>126144794
So in other words, it's literally anarchy

>>126145076
That's not a bad meme.

But by powergame, I mean disconnecting the entire mix line in Atmos because "Only traitors use that"

It's not the stocking up of guns and killing all of sec because you killed someone that the clown called a wizlingop, it's the TG method where you space jumpsuits so the antags can't have their greentext. It's the Shittercon method of bolting everyone down and ignoring their demands because "preventing harm :^)"

It's where you literally get banned for killing someone who asked to die because he ahelped about it. Should I find the ban appeal on their forums?

>>126143969
>>126144130
thanks for showing your true colors for the whitelist!

>>126145308
It's the place where the shitters go, anon.

STICKYBAAAAAANS

STICKYBANNSSs????

STICKYBANS NO

Did a stickyban just get everyone on the server?

POMF

J U S T

>>126143832
>Polaris does what Bay did but better
No, it's basically a copy of Bay, but with a worse map.

STICKY BANS ARE SHIT!
SHIIIIIIIIEEEEEET! I TELL YA!

Seriously, sticky bans are just fucking awfullly implemented and they cause problems ALL THE TIME.

what happened?

>>126143832
> LLJK 5, it does a halfway decent job at medium RP, better than we ever attained on /vg/

No, it's just Goonstation with marginally less *fart

>>126145658
oh thank god, i thought it was just me

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>>126145363
nah, i know that appeal by good ole sarca
i get what ye on about with the extreme powergaming shit and there's pretty much no balance in it
it's a flawed server to say the least
the shittercon stuff doesn't happen tho
greytiders get too much reign, security should get more protection too
they want more stuff handled IC but they're pretty average at doing so

>>126145862
I never got goon's fascination with buttbots and farting

>>126145756
sorry for new but what are sticky bans?

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I'm new as fuck. Can someone explain what the hell just happened?

>>126145734
Ah. Never been on Polaris yet and Bay was too inactive for me. Even Vore is a better role-playing server if you can turn down the deviantart trying to eat you sexually.

Which reminds me, avoid Citadel unless you wanna shove five guys down your cock then fap them out to disarm the guy who tried to kill you.

>>126146018
The sticky ban system is fucked and you probably just got banned like me.

>>126146018
Sticky bans broke and banned everyone

>>126145985
>>126146018

assumedly bans operated by the server itself, which try to pick up X action, and ban person Y for it. is everyone the pickaxe thing?

>>126146139
I am.

>attack someone with a pickaxe in the library
>get banned
>come to the thread and see it is just a sticky ban

that was a close one

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>>126146075
>>126146103
Do I just twiddle my dick until I'm unbanned, or what?
>>126146139
Pickaxe here, too.

>>126146075
>>126146139
not him but yep, also im ID is lavoss for when admins unban, not sure if they are just gonna rollback

based admin gods have freed us from the torment that is space-snow

all praise admin gods

>>126146229
Twiddle away. It wont take too long

>exit before 5 minutes before ban
feels good

>>126146139
Yup. Now we wait for the admins to unban everyone.

>>126146203
i exploded someone with a drill last game, am very glad of this outcome

>>126146031
Just take a look at Polaris' map,

http://i.imgur.com/uRRvopZ.jpg

It's literally impossible to cause a breach on about 90% of the station's z-level. And did I mention that all the solid rock on it also has a bunch of ores, including fucking DIAMOND?

>>126146481
so a toxin bomb couldn't punch a hole through it?

Everyone is unbanned now

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>>126146481
>twelve fucking individual dorms rooms in a secluded section of the station

>>126145985
Stickybans are bans designed to work around the typical methods of ban evading. It's usually proven effective, although there are ways around it. There's a pictograph about it that someone posts sometimes.

>>126145978
Does Heredth work on their code? He has a fart fetish and is responsible for some really shitty fartcode we had for a while.

>>126145908
The problem with the admins is easy to solve: either replace them with people who understand escalation and self-defense, or teach the existing admins about it.

But how do you solve an issue with the player base? Bay up and banned anyone who didn't follow their RP guidelines. But our banlist is already a mile long, and I imagine that Hippie has a similar issue. So how do you fix a playerbase issue without going Gestapo and banning a lot of people?

I'm still wondering about that.

>>126145862
Nah, you just don't know how to play on a Goon server.

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>>126146481
>that atmos
>no room for autism projects

>>126146481
That... Sounds about right for a Bay-style server.

One round of Bay where an antag actually tried to antag for once, they threatened to bomb the station. He went through with it, and the result was something resembling an IED, which the entire crew and the AI mocked him about.

>>126146603
I'll let their own wiki explain it:
>The map is an asteroid colony instead of a traditional space station. This has some consequences listed below.

>*A new layer for the floor exists. Instead of Space > Lattice > Plate Floor > Tiled Floor, it can now be Asteroid > Lattice > Plate Floor > Tiled Floor.
>*Explosions on the asteroid do not produce the expected space crater. The floor, if destroyed, shows the bottom-most layer. This makes explosions inside central locations unlikely to breach (and as a bonus, it reduces lag somewhat, since ZAS doesn't get involved). Explosions near windows holding back vacuum will still vent the area, however.

Translation: Bombing doesn't do dick, not like it matters because they nerfed ZAS to hell and back. On that note, take a peek at their atmos and weep.

>>126146916
You also forgot:
>escape pods big enough for their own cryo cells
>a huge-ass medbay lobby with only one body scanner
>gee billy, why does your mom let you have TWO TEGs?
>a metric fuckton of empty hallways and wasted space

>>126146875
liar

>>126147104
I'd say that its default layout is in itself an autism project. Seriously, I can't look at the mess of pipes in there without hurting myself.

>>126147069
>*fart
>LOL PUBBIES
amidoinitrite?

>>126146481
Their security is bigger than our entire fucking station.

I love it. Imagine 200 players on this map. Hnnng.

>>126147497
*fart is a part of spaceman culture and has been for fucking years.

There was even a resurgence of it on /vg/ in early 2014. Your newfag is showing.

>>126146940

go hitler mode if you want fix the player base

hey its me sawbones how is everyone doing today

honestly that snow shit was fucking stupid

>>126146940
>How do you fix a playerbase
You never will with admins or any kind of power or code.

Social dissent is the key.

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>>126147601
>Their security is bigger than our entire fucking station.
what?

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>building a cabin with werner heisenberg
>shits gonna be comfy
>ZAS keeps fucking me
>go to get some more trees
>tree falls on me
>get critted
>go in and out of conciousness crawling back to the cabin
>cry for werner to hear my calls
>werner not responding
>pray to admins
>but nobody came...
>cry out and curse the gods and die next to the cabin
>die looking at the dream that never was
>since everyones banned singuloth got loose
>werner comes back
>singuloth eats our comfy cabin

That was the realest shit. Crying out for the gods to help me and no body responding was an awful gut wrenching feeling.

>>126147601
And yet ironically they'll never need it because they can't actually robust anyone without fear of the banhammer coming down. They probably make such a fuss about negotiating traitors only because it hides their inability to actually eliminate them any other way.

>>126147970
>Social dissent is the key.
Are you suggesting we throw out the entire playerbase and get a new one?

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>>126146481
>that fucking brig
>even the god damn solitary cells are a couple windows and one hacked door from the main hallway

Good thing their autistic RP rules probably forbid anyone from ever doing that, but still.

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>Orzorn kills multiple wizards including the one who summoned him
>I didnt do that

>>126143074
>>126142961
If you aren't such a shit that I feel like I need to kill you, you wont get killed. Stay in line, follow the law, and do your job instead of toeing the line then crying when your toes get crushed/

>>126148038
>Are you suggesting we throw out the entire playerbase and get a new one?
If everybody who played on /vg/ stopped playing and we got a fresh, not shit playerbase in time for Space Station DOOM, I would cum very hard.

>>126148267
>we
Wouldn't that include you, too?
Why are you including yourself in the "new" playerbase, then?

>>126148245
literally all the mime was doing was using his thing to transform into things and entertain people at the bar

after they killed him some sec officer took it and started using it at random too

>>126148301
I stopped playing on /vg/ in late 2014 because the cancer became too much to handle.

>>126148267
>implying Space Station DOOM won't be a laggy, shitty mess in its own right

Sure, it looks decent now but it hasn't incorporated an actual online element yet. It'll take a year or two at the least before it gets into a playable state.

>>126148390
>played

time for taxi station, thank me later

>>126148427
>Talking about something in the future
>Use past tense
>WELL ANON GUESS U RNT SO SMRT NOW R U????
How is it possible for one anon to be so stupid?

>>126148395
I see you know nothing about video games and processing pipelines, anon. Please inform me of how it is of the benefit to no one to finally stop using this shitty fucking anime engine for a well documented, completely open source engine.

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>>126148519
Thanking you later

>>126148674
slark race when

>>126148658
I merely question whether said engine (which shows its age quite badly) is capable of handling 50+ players at once.

>>126148658
Because it's going to give an advantage to people who are good at FPS games.

SS13 is great because it levels the playing field, all players are equal, it doesn't take skill to get a disarm. In Doom if you can't do 360 double bunny jump triple overflip trickshot noscop zoopity bops with a BFG at 1000 miles then you are at a hopeless disadvantage and that's gay.

>>126149007
>Which shows it's age quite badly
In what way?

Are you trying to imply that Byond is any better? It's a fucking MUD engine with ugly-ass sprites.

>is capable of handling 50+ players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KbH2rtC6ks

large playercounts on Zandronum has been a thing since fucking forever.

>>126149007
>Doom "engine"
>shows it ages quite badly

Doom's source port engines are as powerful as most other free modern engines. It can push full 3d graphics, effects, 3d maps, and other such things. Take a look at Zdoom or Zandronum. Modern Doom is just old doom wads running on vastly more powerful and capable engines.

>>126149084
>SS13 is great because it levels the playing field, all players are equal
You're just used to SS13, it's easy to get tripped up when you're new.

>>126149084
>levels the playing field
>whoever attacks first wins since stuns are ggnore

>>126149084
>It's bad because the skilled aren't hampered by a shitty combat system
Good. Maybe fluke ops won't get their shit pushed in 9/10 times.

>>126147785
>>126147970
The issue I've had is something that might be fixed without having to go knitler on people.

And to the guy who stopped playing: if the cancer is shitters, the state of the server is much better than it was a year ago. It's especially evident as how over the past year I went from new player to admin.

If the cancer is RPfags, Hippie is public and more your speed.

>>126149283
Too bad anon is making his SS13 in Doom instead of whatever Zandronum is. Didn't think that through did you?

>tfw no anaesthetic as your lungs are cut out of your chest

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>>126149604

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>>126149604

>>126149679
>>126149790
Nice samefag

>>126149480
>If the cancer is RPfags, Hippie is public and more your speed.
For some reason people love to complain about how /vg/ is too RP for them or not RP enough for them or is too much of a pussy in regards to powergaming or powergames too much or what the fuck ever have you

when there's literally other servers that fit exactly what they're describing

yet the thought of playing in those servers never occurs to them, instead, they insist on /vg/ becoming more like THOSE servers

>>126149480
Not him, but I'm still trying to find my niche.

I see two camps of equally unfavorable approaches to spess: to abide the graytide or get gay with the role play.

Decisions, decisions. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, really.

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>>126150009

>>126149480
Shitters I can deal with. Slip, strip, throw down the disposal shoot. Easy as fucking cake. Nothing has ever been as bad as early 2014 where valid hunters would literally grab you whenever they saw your PDA out, table you and check it if it was unlocked.

The issue being the community and server culture devolved into memeing newfags.
>If the cancer is RPfags, Hippie is public and more your speed.
I don't like autists who need to use this game as a vessel for a social life, which I've never been convinced that baybie arr peers are anything less. That's not really a reason to quit, but you are a cancer no less.

Also I like how I stopped playing on pomf's shitty iteration of /vg/ a year ago and yet you spout the same "Go play on the GRIEFSTATION SHITLORD" as though it has any weight. Creepy, cringey assburgers are a blight, but don't make yourself think you are any more relevant or "correct" than the shitting valid hunting assistants that sprint out of maintenance and swing at anything wearing the color red. You are both your own types of shit.

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Great race of Yith when?

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>tfw everyone you enjoyed playing with now rarely log on if ever
I understand that autistic grey a little more now

>>126150136
When you make it.

>>126150070
People who whine about anything to do with the way the server is played are just that: cry babies. There is no RP and there is no Shittery. It's a blend of all kinds of players with varying levels of everything. The only rule to RP is that you have to at least pretend you are a spaceman on a space station. That's it. You don't have to emote, or waifu, you won't get banned because you couldn't justify why you murderboned as an antag, you don't have to do shit. The server staff is very hands off.

Which admin do you wish would come back?

>>126150462
kilkun

>>126150462
kingston

>>126150316
>tfw my favorite player I befriended doesn't play much anymore and just observes
>and I always see them observing me when I ghost
Not sure whether to feel inspired or heartbroken.

>>126150462
Senaat.
He was da best. Shine on you crazy diamond

>>126150462
Senaat

>>126150462
Yahir

>banning HOS and Warden for working together

shitmins pls

some terminator shit right here

>>126150786
>>126150773
Senaat left? What happened?

>>126151103
He's just not admin anymore. Still plays.

>>126150108
The validhunting is nowhere near that bad anymore, nor do we have bay-tier autism since Shiggs left. F

As for telling people to fuck off to griefstations, that's because we do get people who fit in there perfectly and demand that we allow people to randomly toolbox and killbait. And seeing as how this is an anonymous forum of discussion, I have no idea of who you are or what you're like, so I cover both bases, so to speak.

If we let the validhunters roam free, the entire station does and security is never played because they're seen as the enemy.

If we let the roleplayers roam free, nothing ever happens and two-thirds of the station goes braindead, just like Bay has.

Instead, we strike a good balance here now. Some people talk in the bar/hallways/autismfort for an hour while some people hunt down the confirmed antag (i.e. the nuke ops or that fukken wizard). The extreme validhunters got removed and so the balance of RP and valids is strong. It's the time to come back, anon.

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>captain
>AI goes rogue
>someone requests a copy of the Faith AI to replace our rogue one
>I play Faith

Fuck my heart tingled a bit there.

>>126151216
>The extreme validhunters got removed
?

>>126150316
Which autistic grey? Theres a lot of them anon.

>>126149621
eyyy, I gave you the tank, I assumed you'd put it on and turn it on, sorry, man

>>126151216
>Wizard
>Just miming people
>Paramedic starts throwing shards at me after I flub a mime and word gets out what I look like
>Cremate him
>Go back to miming people while the nerds go have their snow station comfy
>mfw I have no face

>>126151294
It's a reference to an old game called Uplink.

The basic plot of it is that you're a hacker, and bad guys are planning on releasing a super-computer virus called Revelation to destroy the internet. The program made to counter that virus is called Faith.

>>126151216
>The extreme validhunters got removed
Mate we had a botanist that killed a Scientist because he baited them into coming inside Hydroponics to fetch a bucket (his premise was that if he followed him inside, he was a ling, even though he had no reason to believe he was a ling, and he wasn't a ling), would spray polyacid and wait with guns in hand for Sec to come through the door, fed the captain Spiritbreaker and killed him just because he was playing a gimmick that involved corgi meat, all of this as non-antag, all in the same round.
Nuke sided with him and the ban request thread was fucking deleted when people started calling out the bullshit.

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>>126151504
Oh, well now I just feel silly and embarrassed.

>>126151570
Don't feel bad, even in its own time the game was rather obscure.

>>126151314
What the anon I quotes said. We don't have people checking every PDA for one being unlocked, we don't have people running around trying to toolbox the guy that the clown said extended a proboscis. We don't have the autistic officers who loot the janicart and galoshes and carry 3 eguns in their backpack so they can't get killed by DA ANTAG.

And we don't have greyshits who treat Sec like loot pinatas, because we told them to fuck off too.

I guess the Gestapoing already happened and is happening, but in the direction that the server wants.

You don't see people lubing floors then searching people who slip for antag gear anymore.

>>126151549
>would spray polyacid
Meant to type "space lube", I have no clue how polyacid got there

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>>126151570
How shameful

>>126150462
Duny.

>>126151549
That situation was a clusterfuck on all sides. I only skimmed the ban request and can't be arsed to go through the logs since I do my job for free.

It is a shame that the thread got deleted, though.

>>126151448
You're saying that a validhunter got killed while the rest of the station didn't care? That's really common on /vg/, and literally nobody in that situation was in the wrong.

>>126151407
all g, i just ran out of time between removing oxygen, putting it in the bag, and turning on internals

>>126152243
>feeding someone 35u spiritbreaker over extremely nebulous reasons that you couldn't even hold up well in your ban request
That alone deserves a ban.

Also, the whole thing happened during EXTENDED

>>126148549
I think you were supposed to say "I stopped playing on /vg/ in late 2014, because the cancer had become too much to handle". I don't blame you though: tenses are difficult!

>>126152367
Seeing as how I didn't handle the ban request, I'm not gonna weigh in on it.

I will add that spiritbreaker is a hell of a drug, and 35u is haram.

>>126152243

deleting it makes it more fishy he trying cover up for some one i bet.

it all was extended round to test shit.

>>126151216
Shiggy left?

New Chemists, have these:

Original guide I learned from
http://pastebin.com/KuSwepNg

Updated version with slightly different preferences
http://pastebin.com/LMKExbDk

And the actual guide, be sure to control-f the fuck outta this for efficiency
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Chemistry#Medicine

>>126152801
Inactive, more like. Life comes before spess, anon.

>>126152847
knowing what to do is a thousand times more helpful than knowing what buttons to press to make X chemical

>>126152972
Yeah, You're right.

It's usually
>make mix
>make extra dex+(5u), rye(1u), alk(10u) and shit
>make healing pills, all 10u each (anti tox, tricord, bicard, derma/kelo, etc)
>then niche chems (ethyl, spaceacillin, tramadol, inacusiate, imidazoline etc)

>>126152847
Here's a standard cryomix that hopefully isn't shit, please criticize
http://pastebin.com/f2ezbEaw

>Singubeacon
Terrible fucking traitoring. Just give everyone else in the round that isn't traitor their time back cause you're wasting it.

>>126152972
You learn what chemicals are needed . I prefer just having a list with the overdose limits along with what they do.

>>126153371
>please criticize
Grab an autoinjector and use a needle to pull 5u doctor's delight out and squeeze it into the mix. Also I like to add a little iron to help recoup some bloodloss. Just whatever you do don't add synap or hyperzine.

>tfw people you like leave spess

Will you come back?

>>126153726
or coffee

>>126153748
I keep having to take breaks to avoid killing everyone in this shithole

>>126153748
I don't know.

>>126153726
>>126153748
Coffee is awful for any cryomix and 5u DD is basically nothing. Just stick to the basics.

>>126153371
There's a lot wrong with it but I won't type it all out in my phone. At least it has the 3 chems that matter so it still works fine.

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>tfw discover something extremely broken and dying to tell the thread but want to abuse it before it gets nerfed

>>126154374
don't tell, the last two dozen fun bugs and tricks I found were coded out.

I am forever salty that headless men aren't a thing any more. and I can't do my single pill all superpowers mutagen trick.

>>126154463
>single pill all superpowers mutagen trick.
I'm curious

>>126154203
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what's wrong with it?

>>126155089
back in the day, unstable mutagen would trigger all activated mutation blocks, and give one side effect.

You could use this to quickly identify and distribute all powers within 15 minutes.

today i will bully deadpoolj

>>126141571
I'd announce it to the station that you're doing after asking the QM (if you aren't him) otherwise you're gonna look like a prick when you get boinked, I still wouldn't do it

Robotics friend, my internet is boned, I'll try to get back soon

>>126155175
Too much clonex and cryox, make their amount the same as other complimentary chems. I always use 20 each.
5u rye is 4u too much.
Nowhere near enough dex+
Needs anti-rads. Try 5u-10u arith which you should have as byproduct from rye.
Excellent work on 10u alk
Excellent work on prioritizing antitox above all
Excellent work putting tricord at the bottom lowest of the barrel

>>126155371
but im going to bed, so hurry up

>>126155738
Don't go

How do i into making sprites?
What program should i use?
I tried but i failed so hard
just like everything i do

>>126157030
fucking anything just zoom in so a pixel is huge

so whats the deal with IAG ban?
fill me with the drama and tell me what did he spoil that made celt mad enough to stickyban him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKiISfXXw0o


So how bad is Hippie Station?

Someone post the end round screen, I couldn't get it to come up. The fuck even happened?

>>126158097
really bad. would rather ban for icky in ooc rather than someone who killed while admins were gone

http://pastebin.com/dBb5RAtq

racist niggers

>>126158235
Vox Raiders
Sec team was not shit for once

Vox dudes, the fuck happened. I was all hyped for Capitalism and then we cut a deal to either entice the clown to join you or we drug him and ship him off with you if he's a lawbreaking shitter.

>>126158235
>Vox raid station
>All of them are disorganized and dont stick together
>Some of them fuck up a trade deal that was in their favor
>Some asswipe steals my ID to go make a comms console so he can spam comms with dank memes
>Come across dead vox in my armor (that I let him have) in genetics and get powers
>Decide to end the round and go find the vox ship
>One last surviving vox at shuttle
>Ask him to end it
>He goes braindead
>Kill round as station vox

Why was heist added back into the rotation, anyways

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>walk into robotics
>borg doorcrushes me
>the roboticist decides to try and borg me instead of shaking me back up or dragging me to medbay

>be roboticist
>loot medbay for corpses

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>>126158446
Throws people off as its a gamemode that can foster roleplay.
Sadly this round, instead of the vox trying to roleplay with sec and the AI trying to kill them all the vox were the ones not playing along as they got themselves all killed off

>>126158327
>Go to get guns for the deal with one of the raiders we talked with in brig
>[deconstruction noises intesify]
>Sit in a locker
>Two vox come in
>Shoot them up
>Try to talk over your freq with their headsets but no bites.
>Tells us it was the clown
>Chicken nuggets
Guess this is what happens when when you get Illegal immigrants

>>126158595
Tbh senpai you were one of the best HoS I have ever served under
was a pleasure

>>126158595
That vox was legit a station vox, I was the clown and trying to figure out what he wanted.

Robotics was the most disrespectful i've ever seen, I brought them blunts and honks and they tried to debrain me, luckily I removed ALL the floor tiles in the science hallway and robotics twice otherwise i'd have felt offended.
Also what the fuck was up with Roy whatever trying to kidnap me with a flasher?

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>People defending powergaming Validhunters

errytime

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>>126159176
who?

>>126159605
>no malf

Uhhh

okay

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>>126159715
Fuck
I knew i was missing something

>>126159605
>cult
>good

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So I still seem to be having these drop outs with the byond client around the same time every night, where eventually it gets to the point where it gets stuck on this and I can't connect back until the next day. All out of ideas.

>>126159949
Cult has a lot of the game features of Changeling without the necessity of removing more and more players the longer the round goes.

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>>126159715
>>126159861
>>126159949
http://strawpoll.me/6334911
Fix'd

>>126160181
You should do a multiple choice vote just to gauge the overall popularity of all round types, to be quite honest with you familia.

>>126158821
Next time he shoiuld shout i'm on the manifest bro! It gets too hard to keep track after a while

>>126160702

open up the pda manifest

>>126160740
Can only check for so many yahakayahayhaykahay and yahakayahayaykahay

>>126155653
Could you explain the reasoning behind ricord being shitty? Thanks for all the advice. With the way cryo works, am I right in saying that more of a chemical in the mix means more metabolized per tick? Or does the amount only relate to how long it lasts before running out?

>>126161037
It essentially does a poorer job than anything else. It's roughly 60% to do piddling healing.

>>126158469
>>walk into robotics
>>borg doorcrushes me
No, no no no. The door crushed you on it's own.
That's instant karma for being a little shit that blocks door openings.

Roboticist was new and somewhat retarded, however.

>>126150462
SJ

>>126162203
>tfw assholes hacking doors turn off the safeties and don't fix it.

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>>126162203
>knew enough to law two the fuck out of the borg without saying law two outright
>new

Borg law 2, tell me a story.

Admins on this server are so autistic. Literally try to do ANYTHING fun at all and you get banned or worse. And they always talk down to you like they're so much better than you, what the fuck?

>>126164416
looks like someone got banned for being shit

>>126164416
Calm down, Satan

>>126164416

>Literally try to do ANYTHING fun at all and you get banned or worse

Read the rules, it's only fun for you, adminhelp when it doubt

>And they always talk down to you like they're so much better than you, what the fuck?

They know much more about the game than you could hope to grasp in years (notably the codermins) and have handled enough shittlery to know how to handle it

>>126165347

only the codermins know any thing about the game over all

last time i ahelp about atmos stuff admins were clueless about it.

>>126135662
Nice.

>>126165460

>Ahelp about atmos stuff

What exactly ?

>>126164531
nexis merge my PR please

So if an admin bwoinked me trying to initiate ERP and I participate, can I get banned for it?

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>>126150316
>Introduced into SS13 by cool dude from school from I can't remember when years ago
>Dedpop RP serb
>Friend never once mentions SS13 again
>Spend better part of a year getting down the spessics
>Never got more than 10ish players
>Join skype group regardless, things are cool, drama comes and goes on the forums
>Edge out into other servers
>Have fun
>Server is merged into management with Para
>I forgot how long it's been since

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>empty beakers in cyro

>>126165814
Man this looks awful.

>>126164007
>"There once was a man who wasted my time"
>/me extends baton
>"And then I stripped and doorcrushed him to death while the AI ensures comms are having an "ionospheric anomaly""
Best story of the year all years

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>>126165814
ayy

whos the best clown on vg? I need a mentor

new player guide to ss13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr9mLP6NwnU

>>126146481
I don't care about the rest of the map, but that escape shuttle is fucking sexy.

>>126164416
>Don't kill people
>Don't end the round through singuloose, non-antag bombs, shuttles etc
>Don't blow shit up which pops people's lungs and then they die cause >vg medbay
It's not hard. Go to tgstation or something if you can't take it. They're more your speed.