ONI Edition
>Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
http://pastebin.com/64rb9y4w
>Latest Halo Community Update
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/community-update-a-fond-farewell
>List of /hg/ players
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1whs3eQiGdX5Ve8hVDHjuca-aRnx0igrMoIIiKYW-JAA/edit?usp=sharing
>Spartan Company:
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/halogeneral
>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
http://halolfg.com
http://halocustoms.com/
Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
http://xboxdvr.com/
>>126122278
First post best post NIGGER
>>126122451
Anyone wanna do a test-game of free for all on my first ever forge map? Its a pretty shitty map but I wanna improve it, and if you would join and play I'd be very grateful, especially if you gave some constructive criticism.
Its supposed to be a meteor in space, where theres power weapons and places to hop around to all along the map. Its all rocks, too.
Send me a message or add me, will post again when the match starts.
Spartan Company needs a purge, too many people that haven't played in weeks/months shitting up our stats and people that never post or play with us
Me and a friend are making a jenga tower remake, message me if you wanna help
GT: Dont Fire here
>>126122908
No one? Also, what happend to this general? Around release, it was bussling with tons of post and was one of the most posted in, now its almost dead
>>126124270
The game is a pile of shit dude.
>>126123125
Can i watch? Without helping
>>126124316
no u
also then why r u here
>>126124270
your mom's pussy was bussling with semen m8
>>126124774
SAVAGE
I CANNOT RECOVERno u
>>126124570
We want to make Halo great again by shitposting.
>>126124964
This tbH family
Eventhough mostly Im the only shitposter on hg and people tell me that Im some faggot trip from DG so dunno
>>126122908
I don't have mic is that okay?
is halo good? keep in mind that being bad is good retards
>>126125590
Sure, its fine. If atleast 3 more people wanna play, I can start the custom, but right now Im watching two cool cats build a map :DDD>>126123125
>>126125639
It's okay.
Im done playing with randoms, they fucking suck im sich of being the best all the time I just wanna play and chill
>>126126365
kc tier meme
>>126125590
wanna join now? :DD send me msg
unless ur guy that alredy did :D
>>126126806
The only constant in each game is you.Git gud.
>>126127703
Gut gut
Thanks for playing my map, guys. Any criticism?
>>126127623
Send me an invite
>>126127703
1v1 me browhats your GT,noob
>>126129363
ASS
We just played a game and I got some improvements to do, sorry bud. In a little bit though I will host another match on the improved version.
>>126129357
What was wrong with the DMG at the second match ? :'( i sucked
>>126129626
oo sorry i made the shield 150% idk why :DD
sorry bud on second match we play it will be 100% normal and legit and improved, adding tunnels and fixing power weapons and spawns now
>>126129580
Goddamn
Why didn't I know Season 8 was a thing?
>>126129732
dun worry it be like 5-10 minutes most friendo :DDDD
the maps too big for like 3 people tho we need like 6 or 5 to get really fun
>tfw bitch shitalks about me
>doesnt want to 1v1 tho
Fucking slut
>>126131041
Le big anime titties will keep me going
>>126131735
:DDDD
okie maps done but i need more people, like 3 or 4 more then i can invite everyone and we can playz
>>126132106
Invite me nerd
>>126132313
not until i get a comfirmed 3 other players, otheriwse it will be weird/awkward on this big map with 2 peeps
feel free to add me tho :D
So agen, I have a new forge map, my first ever. its not amazing or anything but I am hosting a custom game for it, once I get 3-4 people telling me they wanna play, I'll invite yall and we can do a free for all match (other gamemodes work in proggress for it)
Again, its not the best map, still has some stuff wrong with it Im sure, but its still a map thats not the same 3 maps weve been playing in arena, and I would like to contribute to custom games :3 :DDD
Its in space and takes place on a meteor, so just post your GT in the thread/reply to me if u wanna play
>THAT
>FUCKING
>CLASSIC
>BR
>live in buttfuck nowhere rural Canada
>highspeed may as well be a myth
>can't play Halo so decide to Forge
>STARTING DEDICATED SERVER
>DISCONNECTED
How does 343 fuck these things up so hard brehs?
>>126133528
>breh
Fucking fit post your gainz and specs
>>126133528
Oh shush it Caleb.
>friends list full of people playing games that are better on pc
Why even buy an Xbox?
>>126134825
They aren't autists
>>126135197
But you are
>>126133654
I'm just a hungry skelly cruising on noob gains
>>126133912
Not him, brah. I just want to be able to make maps offline for days like this where my internet may as well not exist. You know, like I could in Halo 3. Almost 9 years ago.
ok last call for anyone who wants to do a free for all on my new forge map
anyone?
if not ima use my homemade fleshlight then sleep :DD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYTqNFEj6dE
>>126135814
>tfw want a 200 dollar hip
>>126135814
ok then goodnight hg
i leave u with one more lewd
>>126136878
>>126132475
>>126132106
>those eyes
>>126137006
her names junko enoshima, from danga ronpa, a visual novel game on ps vita
its pretty good and all girls in it are great
>>126137006
>he's never played dangit ronpaul
shameful sempai
>>126137173
>>126137195
>Vita
Though if it were on PS3 I'd try it
>>126137515
rumor has it its coming to pc, and since its a visual novel almost ant pc culd run it
its also on psp
its really good :DDD
Need the daily silver req packs. Anyone want to help?
>>126137749
Might need to emulate the PSP version then
Ayyy anyone wanna play?
>>126138059
Yes.Johnny B Ramos
Reddit has discovered a next gen strat
http://i.imgur.com/gwFLykk.gifv
>>126138275
>Scripting cool intros for forge maps
I'm having way too much fun doing this
>>126138275
We've got to one up that, come on /hg/, we should have flying scorpions down if we want to stay competitive with me Reddit
>>126122278
>not even HALO 2 A BEST edition
>not abandoning this thread after the last 200 posts of the last one
None of the /hg/ friend I picked up even play halo anymore, what the fuck mang
>>126139445
Your IP is not even new this thread and you still replying to OP you cunt.
>>126139575
>ip isn't even new this thread
whut
this is legitimately my first post itt
>>126138275
>Banshee has to fly very slowly and the setup is a massive, near-stationary target for every power weapon
Sub /hg/, travelling fa/tg/uy here.
I'm interested in getting my hands on some Halo lore for a campaign I might be running, and I'd like to read some of the books to get a feel for the flavor. Unfortunately, the mediafire link is down and I don't have Xbox Live. Does anyone have the decrypt code for the Mega link or an alternate upload?
I tried recreating my favorite custom game from halo 3, Monster Trucks on stop light. Unfortunately, I didn't put spawn points on it, only initial spawns, so I can't edit it anymore for some reason.
And is there a way to make it so you can still splatter spartans, but shooting will do no damage?
>>126140741
>so you can still splatter spartans, but shooting will do no damage
Maybe use a gametype where everyone has increased shield strength? People wouldn't be "invincible", but it would be enough of an incentive to go for splatters instead of shooting
More shields might prevent splatters, not sure, you'd still be about to knock people off the map though
>>126140741
Looks awesome.
>>126138275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g
>playing by myself
>get random message from random /hg/ shitter who've I've never played with
>asks if he can join me
>aka get carried
Deadeye helmet + black visor looks sleek as shit
>>126143843
looks stupid
>pick up sniper in BTB and head to sniper position
>set up and almost die
>saved by a teammate
>proceed to save said teammate a second late
>we both look at each other
>I nod
>he shoots me
Silver or Gold packs for a DMR drop? I've bought so many of both, and I still don't have a single DMR. Got almost every BR, though.
>>126145436
I got mine in gold
>>126145436
I have three and never bought gold before.
>>126146285
This. DMR is a Rare that you can get from a Silver.
>>126145436
Got mine from one of the weekly premium packs... I haven't played in about 3 weeks at this point.
best girl desu
>>126152445
close but not quite
>>126152958
>A person that can't keep her cool around MC
>Best Girl
kek
It seems ridiculous to have female odst/spartan IVs.
>>126153308
Is that on 4? I don't remember it.
>>126153308
copy that
>>126153308
>tfw no friend to play doubles placement matches with and have him carry me then pay him back buy sucking him off
>>126156067
>play doubles
>"hey bro you got a mic?"
>>126156190
>teammates start talking to you and waiting for response
>random sends friend request
octagon anyone?
>>126156974
What's that?
>>126157208
google halo octagon
>>126156467
>Be in Breakout
>No mic
>Two guys talking, pretty chill guys
>I suck utter ass the whole time
>Match finishes
>"Man, I don't usually judge how people play, but...*scoff*"
It... it was just and off day...
>>126159828
I did placement for breakout but then I realized I could be matched against premades and it turned me off the whole thing. Same for doubles.
I wish there was solo/team options. I guess not enough people for that.
>3 more unlocks left in common
>grind and open 8 bronzes
>only get 1
>play team slayer
>never have teammates who arent complete fuccbois
life is suffering
>>126161417
just switch to silvers m8.
octagon partner pls?
>Sir, request permission to post.
>For what purpose anon?
>To bump this thread.
*guitar riff*
The needler, plasma caster, and fuel rod cannon are so pointless in Warzone.
>>126168004
Not is WZ assault
>>126163210
What is octagon? I feel like I'm out of the loop
>>126168004
>FRG
>Useless
Say that within 5 feet of me motherfucker not 6 feet or more away and see what happens!
>use an ultra rare vehicle spawn
>it's a fucking warthog
This place is dead.
Post em
Tower of power
W
H
E
N
Set up a script like this on a mongoose, then hop on the back for a good time.
>>126170537
jesus christ why is this forge so amazing
>>126170537
>>126170829
I wish I had the patience to forge.
is there a way to destroy a wall using spartan charge or ground pound only?
>>126170829
I've tried using velocity to script a train but it jumps off of it's track and flies away.
>>126170537
Where's this from? I hope they get rid of that fog stuff, looks lie shit imo.
>>126170829
What does this do?
>>126130207
Digital Qu33r couldn't end the show because he's a pussy.
FuckElites are kinda hot now after that level on Sanghelios.
>>126173440post male elites
Anyone wanna play SWAT? Im done playing randoms who rage quit. Pls help me out of this missery
Im diamond 3 if anyone cares
>>126173821
Nope nvmd Im not gonna play Arena ever again, fuck this shit game and fuck 343 fucking niggers. Last 20 games at least 1 player left the game. Fuck this bs
What's everyone's most comfy controller settings? I'm playing 5 sens, 2 accel and 0 deadzones.
>>126174109
Lol FNAF
Fucking I hate kids, I want to smother them with a waifu pillow of masterchief
>>126174154
Im playing
Sens 5
ACC 1
Inner 1
Outer 1
>>126174109
Play slayer with me. I'm plat but playing at close to 5 kda this season. Just getting fucked by team leavers
>>126174109
Yeah, definitely 343s fault for people leaving.
>>126174154
Same as you famalam
>>126174232
I dont have a mic tho, but if you still want to play leave your GT and will msg you
>>126174249
Did you ever play CS GO? Its 343s fault for not punishing at all
>>126174154
Highest sensitivity and acceleration.
Even when I overshoot I can still get on target faster by spinning back around.
>>126173547
There isn't enough.
>>126174509
Ayy :^(go on...
>>126174330
Not having a mic is fine,it's still a step up from leavers. My stats were complete shit my first 100 games or so since I hadn't played since H3. But I took a -3.9 career kda up to+1.5 in short order and been playing above water all season so far. I like to get power ups (camo/os) as often as possible but I play best with pistol or br in my hands so I tend to support challenges for powerweapons.
GT: Crusher8bit
I will be on maybe around 5:30-6ish central time but might be trying to get into snipedown's sub warzone games.
>>126170537
>literally looks better than the H2A remake
Impressive
Why can't they give us water blocks in forge?
I want to make an underwater map but you die in water above your knees.
>>126176058
What is this mario?
D O N E
O
N
E
>>126145436
I've got 4 and I've opened 5ish Gold packs. Just got one today in a Silver. I did have the Warzone packs though so the other three might have been from those.
>>126176684
Gonna play Witcher, fuck Halo
So much wrong with it
>melee is slower in air
>you can melee from 1000meters
>broken as fuck spawn
>leavers evrywhere
>premade Teams against Team full of randoms
>rng req pack shit
>still broken aiming (sudden jumps even with ACC 1)
>ranking doesnt mean shit
>useless radar
Nobody cares about these shit mistakes,they only care if it comes from reddit. Literally reddit the game
>>126177512
>>useless radar
It's still enough to ruin high-level doubles.
>>126177723
Its not enough for slayer tho
>>126178269
It was never needed in Slayer in the first place.
>>126178458
Are you gold? Or just a camping scrub?
>>126178713
It's not being a scrub if it's the winning tactic.
>>126178920
Lol camping noob confirmed
>>126179028
Got Onyx last season.
Too busy forging to place this season.
>>126179080
A gold who plays dynamically is a superior player to a camping onyx.
I'm not really sure what they were thinking when they reduced radar range while increasing the speed you can move throughout the map.
>>126179197
Cry about it more. If you don't abuse everything to your own advantage, you're the real scrub.
Radar breaks the game.
Anyone playing?
>>126174249
>No Join in Progress
>No penalty for leaving ranked games
>Not 343s fault
>>126179534
Camping breaks the game
>>126179223
I'm not sure what they were thinking shrinking the maps while increasing the speed you can move around the maps.
Also wtf is the drawback of shoulder charging?!?
>slam into enemy from 5ft away
>knock their shield down
>punt them out of range for melee retaliation
>headshot
>>126179761
ur ma
>>126180145
Camping is only effective because radar exists.
>there are people in this thread right now complaining about people sprinting at them for a clear spartan charge
If you can't drop someone coming at you in straight line with headshots, you might want to consider getting good.
>>126181008
The guns don't kill fast enough for the instant lock-on teleport that is spartan charge.
>>126181103
Fortunately you have a thruster pack
>Working on a race track for several hours
>In a Forge trance, forget to save
>Internet shits itself for a second
>Get DC'ed to the main menu
Who the fuck and why the fuck did they make Forge online only. I lost a near-finished track with an almost functioning loop.
>>126181398
Doesn't change anything.
>tfw preseason placed onyx on two playlists
>tfw season one placed diamond, platinum, platinum
where did i go wrong
>>126186197
you might literally actually suck
>>126189062
Test it out friend.
What gear would I need to stream? Just a cap card?
so now that i'm just getting req points in my bronze packs i can move on to buying silver right? i won't miss anything?
>>126189516
A good looking face
Welp, we had a good run adjacentbias. GG.
>>126189164
>Thrust backward
>Thrust left
>Thrust right
Alternative:
>Pay attention
>Don't let people sneak up on you
Alternative alternative:
>git gud
>>126191535
I said test it.
https://youtu.be/Yv0cLdNAe1c
GOT
2
GO
FAST
>>126189516
tits
>>126191594
>Several days worth of playtime in Halo 5
Tested. Confirmed. Cry more.git gud
>>126191881
Literally don't even argue with shit kids. It's useless.
>>126191747
>Rube Goldberg continents
This Forge man
This Forge
>>126192264
>Can't deal with a glorified melee
>"No you're shit!"
Git
Gud
Or
Go
Home
>>126193874
Exactly, get good.
>>126193996
The only one who needs to git gud is you
>>126193874
A glorified melee that locks on, knocks back, and promotes sprinting directly at people.
>>126194134
I'm always getting better.
>>126194290
>being this shit
Literally open to everything when you sprint and charge.
>>126194401
Well if you still can get better that would mean you are shit right now
/fact
git gud bro
>>126194290
The simple solution being:
>Don't let people get that close
>Shoot them before they charge
>Thrust away if they get too close
Anybody who's played around with charging will know it's not at all foolproof. You have to run in a straight line, allowing the target to get several good shots in; the ability to thrust away is always viable; and if you do hit, they recover the ability to shoot first, so if they got any shots in they'll still be at an advantage.
>>126194632
Top kek
I bet you're sub SR 100
Post your current favorite gameplay clip that you recorded.
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Brosef%20Stylin/video/13414567
>>126194401
>>126194724
Then riddle me this: What do you do about people charging around corners?
>>126195173
Punch back. If you know they are coming around a corner, then you can still hit back.
Or back away from the corner.
>>126195173
>What is radar
>>126195119
>SR meaning shit
LMAO DUDE IM INHERITOR IN REACH DOES IT MEAN IM GOOD?
Fucking retard. SR means only how much you played it
Im 59 and I could fucking rek you you little bitch
>>126195264
>>126195413
You could know if someones charging around the corner if the radar wasnt so bad
>>126195461
>>SR meaning shit
Some people have to work with what they have. They can't flaunt their Onyx/Champion.
>>126195461
Lel, sub 100 it is then.
>You could know if someones charging around the corner if the radar wasnt so bad
Well
>the current year
>not knowing where your enemy is at least 90% of the time without having to watch the radar
Are you blind or something? It's not hard to watch big blue and red people move around a map.
Christ. LITERALLY get good.
>>126195715
Stop shitposting you bronze faggot
1v1 and we'll see whos better
also the radar sucks and everyone saying that its not shit are camping sluts
>>126195461
>You could know if someones charging around the corner if the radar wasnt so bad
It's good enough to see if somebody's rounding a corner. Other than that, don't go sprinting around corners like a bumbling Grunt and not expect to run into somebody.
>>126195867
Radar has no place in ranked Halo.
>bronze pack
no permanent reqs
>gambit: kills
get most assits
>gambit assists
get most kills
>gambit: victory
hahahahahahah
>RP jackpot
999
>spawn with req 5 or higher
die
>aim calculated shot that astrophysicists can't begin to fathom.
miss
>fire randomly
hit
>enemy's automatic weapons will always beat your precision at range
>enemy's precision will always beat your automatic at close range
>your grenades cough on their shields while the gentle tap from theirs is instant death.
>you could travel at diamonds per hour and you will never splatter them
>the farts from their gooses splatter you
>same map 4 times in a row
>no based grenadier helm
need pissed halo reaction pics, help
>>126195149
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/AdjacentBias/video/13313050
>>126195919
Im not doing it I know how to use the broken radar but it could be better like in H3 or H2 or H R or n any Halo than this bullshit with only 18m
>>126196045
>pic related
>>126196209
I love how you spawn fucking somewhere random if you pick a REW weapon, it spawned my with my last whiplash card 5m away from a legendary boss. Instantly died
>>126196392
REQ* not REW lol
>>126196392
>he thinks radar doesn't break the game
How's Plat?
>>126196537
Im onxy and was almost champion in SWAT so you shut your whore mouth you little bitch
>>126196673
>SWAT
Oh, I see. You were only rusing me. Carry on.
>>126196743
Im not rusing, you stupid shit, SWAT is fine without a radar
BUT in slayer its a must
you dumb imbecile
>>126195149
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/LoneWhiteRabbit/video/13415608
I just played a Warzone match where it wouldn't let anyone spawn weapons, vehicles, boosts, or anything else. The whole match was everyone using the pistol and AR. It wasfucking awesome
>>126196878
>BUT in slayer its a must
But it's not.
SWAT ranks are meaningless. It was one of the highest-placing playlists in the game.
>>126197819
Im onyx in Slayer so what now?
>>126195149
Can't decide, but:
>Favorite glitch moment:
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Borne%20By%20Storms/video/13350298
>Favorite lol moment
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Borne%20By%20Storms/video/13350288
>Favorite Death position
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Borne%20By%20Storms/video/13415760
>Favorite non-Halo clip
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Borne%20By%20Storms/video/12752455
>>126197929
I was Onyx in Slayer, and Diamond 4 in Arena. Radar a shit.
>>126197992
>was
Lol scrub git gud
Dont talk to me, I dont talk about a game which you cant obviously play properly
>>126197286
Just had that on Noctus
Shit was cash
>>126197286
>>126198156
It seems like it only happens on Noctus.
I wouldn't mind it but I get off on having a BR/AR that disintegrates people. Plus I'd just opened a bunch of new REQs and wanted to try them out.
>>126196209
>your grenades never are the mini nukes your opponents have
>your melees are never as hard
>I'M GOOD AT CONSOLE TEAM BASED SHOOTERS
Aby warzone parties up?
>>126195149
hair's breadth away from bing a total action hero
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Purplehaybusa/video/12609493
>>126198825
>IM NOT GOOD AT CONSOLE TEAM BASED SHOOTERS
That feelio when you're on golds, but you can milk bronze packs to buff your stock and get half of your req points spent back every time.
>>126198825
>I HAVE TO MAKE EXCUSES FOR NOT BEING GOOD AT THEM
>>126199095
Shit, guy.
Still, pretty damn cool. It's a pity 343 treats this game like shit, because moments like these prove the game has a place among the others.
It's amazing how much more like Halo this game plays when you play it on forged maps. 4v4 customs are a ton of fun.
>>126199643
Where are all of the /hg/ custom lobbies?
>>126199643
>tfw nobody to play customs with
>>126199783
>>126199808
I wasn't playing with /hg/, I was just doing lobbies with forge kids.
I didn't expect anyone else on here to be that interested in non-Infection, non-minigame customs.
>>126199895
1v1 lobby with /hg/ fags when?
For real now guys. How many of you actually play the game still?
It seems like the more people from /hg/ I add, the more difficult it is to get a lobby started with you fags.
>>126195149
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Tito%20the%20Scrub/video/13416205
>she wouldn't pick up the energy sword
>she dodged all my attacks
I have failed as an abusive fireteam leader.
>>126200181
I played today several games then dropped it because eveyone was leaving macthes in Arena and I kept loosing because of that bullshit
>>126200286
>Chief throwing a tantrum over not getting his way
Glorious
>>126199643
>>126199783
>>126199808
>>126199895
Who here has forge maps? And who here wants to play customs?
>>126199972
>>126201747
Add me and I'll try to get you into test lobbies. They've been going down nightly for the past couple of days.
>>126201851
added you
>load up saved Forge map
>that frozen space background with 0/64
>load up stock map
>that frozen space background with 0/64
How do you ''follow'' a person to download forge maps? Why can't we just have reach's browser?
Seriously, any warzone parties going? Or anyone wanna start a warzone group?
Ive looked everywhere in this house for the fucking xbox I think she put it outside holy shit i can not find it
>>126205409
Lel, maybe she sold it.
I just bought Halo 5 since it was on sale for £20. Did I fuck up, consideirng I know nothing about Halo after 4 because it was so shit.
>>126206271
You're talking to a bunch of people who enjoy this game to say the least, so you're probably going to get a biased response.
>>126206271
>>126206741
Don't listen to that fucker
Halo 5 is a great game, might be the best halo game ever. We get new FREE maps every month, and you can tell 343i really listens to what the community has to say, and they are really trying to please us
>>126206970
>>126206271
Its ok
see
>>126177512
+
>too small maps
>broken map rotation
otherwise its good
>>126206271
Story blows, gameplay is fantastic, 343's management is a large Sangheili dildo up the fanbases' ass.
>>126207456
Well besides the fact that Sangheili canonically have two dicks, they are also lined withbarbs, like cats, which hook deep into the recipients' flesh to prevent them from escaping
>my shipost gets ignored
absolutely rude
>>126208840
>my complain about my shitpost gets ignored
/hg/ is truly dead
Good night sweet prince and happy early Christmas
>>126209230
i gotchu senpai!
FUCK YOU
>>126209230
I will check these posts
>>126208840
Anime shitposters are best shitposter
>>126200402
My body is itching to play but the gf hid the xbox I have an addiction because I can feel it but I want to play i dont care
>We will never have the option to have silly spartan win animations for custom games
>>126210210
I really wish they didn't take that out. They're in a sim, you'd expect them to maybe be a little joyous after winning
>>126209410
>>126209425
Thanks families
>>126210315
They're Spartans, though.
The whole complaint about Spartan IVs are that they aren't nearly as professional as the previous classes and act like a bunch of drunken fratboys.
Those animations were far too "fuck yeah we Spartans where da pussy at".
Das it mayn.
>>126206970
Well he isn't entirely wrong
Why do all the forge pieces look so ugly? Even reach with it's bland silver/blue looked better, is it to much to ask for map specific colouring like 3?
>>126211431
Stop being soentitled
>>126210210
>>126210315
Good. Looked extremely gay and only fucktoys wanted them.
How much better is H5s forge over H2A?
IM DONE THIS GENERAL IS FUCKING DEAD NO1 EVEN PLAYS HALO 5 BY 343 ANYMORE
JUST FUCKING LET THE HG DIE ANY MOVE ON TO OTHER / BETTER GAMES;
STOP HALO
STOP 343
STOP MICROSOFT
STOP THIS MADNESSor invite me to play few rounds pls
>>126212115
>#YourREQsToday
>#BuyPacksNow
>#SupportHCS
>#343FreeDLC
>#13FreeGolds
>>126195149
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Az%20Liddell/video/13311440
Forge is great.
>>126197286
That happened to me, too. It was actually really refreshing, and I almost wish it were a thing and not a glitch.
>tfw when everyone is lighting up Warden with ARs since no one can snipe each other
>tfw Warden was toast
>>126196392
>req banshee
>spawns me on top of an AI tank
>blown up almost instantly
>>126214026
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>126214701
Too much power.
>>126210731
I can definitely see where you're coming from here. I guess I agree now that you say that.
Maybe a small clap wouldn't be too bad from a spartan or two though.
the Cypher helmet reminds me of the federation troopers from metroid prime 2
>>126199174
Are you implying that Konchus are an excuse and not a legitimate complaint?
>>126170537
Please don't tell me you're keeping the map that brown... I've literally waited 10 years to see Ascension with it's proper eerie mist and rock formations in the distance.
>>126169017
>tfw I sold all base Rods because they are that terrible.
>Keeping at least 20 Urs Rods stocked up.
FUCKING JACKALS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>126217149
TAKING PICS OF YOUR TV AND NOT SCREENSHOTTING
anyone playing customs?
>>126217494
he's on a 360 rofl
>>126214026
rofl
>>126217494
>implying I have time for that
SassyBlackWoman.jpg
>>126210409
GT so we can play together, maybe discuss animu, andsuck each others girly dicks
>arrow of time unlock
>prevents de-scope
Devilish
>>126219762I A Mc Lovin177
So does the SPNKR completely outclass the other launcher?
>>126221520
Yeah, basically.
gold standard looks nice
>>126219762
>>126220540
Is not me
Idont have girly dick tho, Im manly as fuck.
Also not America
>>126223726
>>126224031Y-you too?
>>126152445
>picking the wrong choice when literal perfection exists
>>126224276
That's not me. Girly dick anon. But yes, I am also British.
>>126224547I dont have a girly dick, describe how you look I might add you
>>126224537
That symbol really looks more like a Guardian's sigil.
>>126224702
>describe how you look
No thanks. Shy as fuck.
I don't really look girly though. :^(
>>126225590
>I don't really look girly though. :^(Thats how I like guys :3
>>126225802
But I don't look particularly manly, either.
Suffering desu
>>126225832
You dont even play the game? Whats the point visiting /hg/ then? Wtf is wrong with you?
>>126226496
I'm playing Guardians at the moment, and just recently finished The Thursday War. Personally I prefer most Halo stuff before the Bungie split, but the series is great and I'll continue following it until a new Metroid game comes and takes my attention off of it. Pairing the two is just because I enjoy both series and the themes that could be incorporated for a role like that. Out of all the males that you can pair Samus with, MC is just a personal choice.
But what's your gamertag? Do YOU play the games? Money match me fgt.
>>126226990
Yes Ive played every Halo except the mobile ones
I want to shove a plasma caster up my ass and fire away.
>>126227641
I actually kek'd
Thinking of it the plasma caster looks kinda like a dick and shoots sticky "plasma"
Weird..
>>1262262436ft but skinny, brown fluffy hair that's a few inches long, blue/greenish eyes, and that's all you get since people might be able to identify me here.]
>>126228364You sound cute, post GT?
thank god I'm straight
>>126228519
this desu, fucking homos these days shitting up the thread with their gay stuff
>>126228519
>the current year
>he doesn't gaypost
>>126228759
Im
>>126228462
also
>>126228640
Who Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor here?
>>126228939
Top ruseman
>tfw just unlocked vorpal talon
I'm going to abuse these thrusters
>>126229197
>swords in Warzone
into the trash it goes
Is there something wrong? I'm getting insane amounts of xp in warzone. Like 5x more than usual
>>126229370
>Swords in any big team situation
It's like people have never played H2
>>126229614
what rank are you? I think it's a lot easier to get from, say, level 50 to 55 than it is to get from level 55 to level 60, but as soon as you hit level 60 then it gets easier again
>>126229614
I keep getting booted from Warzone games after a few minuets. Then i can't do anything in the menus... Are the servers fucking up?
>>126230397
That's been happening to me as well for ~3 days. I though the problem was on my end but the issue seems to be in MS/343i's court.
Anyone wanna play a free for all match on my shitty first forge map? Send me a message or reply to me in thread, will start once I get 4 people. Custom games, btw
>>126230840
Ina warzone game atm, but drop me an invite and I'll join.
>>126230750
Damn that's no good. It just started for me. Hopefully it gets fixed and is not counting as quitting mid game.
>>126230250
I'm a 56, did one warzone match , no Xp boosts, did well (30 kills) and it filled up half way to 57 from barely anything in 56.
>>126230397
Why doesnt Air Assualt look that good in 5
>>126230397
that femspartan waifu af
>>126230840
Alright I need 2 more people atleast, anyone? It might be fun.
Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/xSi_FE52TAY
Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/xSi_FE52TAY
Thread Theme
Rest in peace halo general
>>126231497
Because that's an ODST helmet.
>>126232510
BTFO
>>126219762
>>126220540
>>126223726
>>126224276
>>126224547
>>126225590
>>126225832
>>126225802
This is why we don't play games anymore
>>126232810
Because shitposting? Or because nobody posts anything ? Or because Halo sucks ass and nobody wants to play it longer than 2h.
???
>>126232810
The thread would be dead otherwise.
Start loving cock or the halo general dies.
>>126231950
So I guess no one wants to play
what the fuck is this general even, no one doesnt even seem to be playing anything
>>126233009
My warzone game just finished. Reinvite me.
PATIENCE NIGGA
>>126232984
This t b h
>>126233106
but ur just one guy
its a p big map its kinda weird with 2 people playing only
>>126233193
It'll be okay, we can just piss around until others turn up, maybe suck eachothers cocks a little while we wait.
One guy is all you might need bb
>>126226990
>until a new Metroid game comes
God don't remind me...
>Metroid Prime Federation Force comes out
>As expected it gets shit reviews
>"Well I guess people really don't want a new Metroid game after all"
>Nintendo doesn't make another Metroid for several more years
>>126231497
It's the ODST helm on an air assault body. Cool though.
>>126233327
Where you at bby?
>Play Reach for awhile
>hop back on Halo 5
>mfw the fps
>tfw 4 days ago the thread was absolutely normal
>tfw you started shitposting
>tfw everything started tumbling down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0
Im the cancer killing /hg/
>>126233576
Come join this custom game bb. We can team. xoxoxoxox
also to the creator
too many power weapons desu senpai
also not enough colour landmarks. all feels very stale
>>126234142
Yeah, I plan on removing the shotguns amd sniper. I wanna remake the map from scratch and make it less cluttered, too. Yall wanna do forge?
>>126234734
I've got to hit the hay in a minute, have to pop into work in under 5 hours.
I'd say remove the fuel rod desu.
>try to join customs
>it becomes 6v6
>nobody has any maps large enough to play
Okay.
>>126234907
kk thanks for the tips
>Install Halo 5 which takes an hour
>Lol 18GB patch needed
Guess I'm not playing tonight.
>Be playing Breakout
>Guy with mic on our team
>Criticizes what we do, where we go
>"Don't go left, fuckin retards"
>"Do this, do that"
>We lose 4/5
>"Ugh, this is because you did this and you did that..."
>Next match
>He's on the other team
>Our team wins 5/2
Tryhard Wannabe.It was one of you, I know it ;)
>>126236015
Leave it till Chrristmas anon!
Anyone wanna play?
>xbone still not found
>nothing to do call up friends and watch the Star Wars prequels in a row
>they didn't torrent or have anything prepared for the event
>sitting here posting on /hg/ waiting for the stream to buffer
Halo is more fun than this. I miss halo.
>>126236015
>Have Halo 5 pre ordered
>Don't own an Xbox
>Go in to pick up the game
>Decide to go full retard instead and just buy the Halo 5 Limited Edition Xbox one
>They didn't tell me the console only came with a download code for the game
>Get 1.5mbps download speeds on my crappy canadian internet
>Let it go overnight
>Doesn't even get halfway
>Have to leave at a friends place to download and install
>>126236612
I do, Im making a forge map right now. Dont know what I wanna do with it tho, wanna play arena or something?
>>126236762
Had to do the same thing, mayne. Except Its 1.0mbps and It took 3 days for it to be done since I have no friends irl.
Is it unusual for Halo 5 to just... Close? I was sitting in the menu, looked away for a couple minutes, look back up, and I'm on the xbox dashboard, had to start the game up again.
>>126237182
Never happened to me
>>126237359
It's the second time it's happened to me. First time was in game. A bit annoying.
>>126237182
it's happened to me muliple times
>>126237182
almost happened to me
>>126237873
How does it 'almost' happen?
>>126237182
yeah it just randomly happens to me too
Who wants to get a full team for warzone?
>>126238451
>posting without your GT
I'll be on in a bit, sure
is noctis not a warzon assault map?
>>126242808
Nope. They probably had trouble with it because the map is a big ass ass circle unlike the other maps.
>>126243948
It also doesn't have any armories.
Or they just held it back until next update.
>>126239575
I'm down too
>>126238451
Count me in.
>>126133024
is it different besides the scope?
>>126238451
Still playing?
I think I'm done with silvers because they give req points now but I thought I was supposed to get a gauss turret or something?
>game crashes when you open a Gold pack
>game crashes if you exit a lobby too quickly
>game crashes if 2 people quit at the same time
>rip through 4 bronze packs
>got my remaining 2 commons
There is a god
>>126233405
>>126232510
shit your right, good catch senpai
Oh look two items in my daily pack that i will never use till the right moment that will never happen.
ya'll need to check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgvwqvamdts
>>126252074
You mean two items that you'll use and then instantly get killed by random bullshit less than 30 seconds later
>>126238451
Still going?
Can I join?
Vehicles need an overhaul
>shitty physics
>easy as fuck to hijack
>do barely any damage
how could 343 fuck up so bad?
>>126252509
vehicles do plenty of damage what are you on?
they just need to make them more grounded to fix the physics issue
>>126252509
Only the physics complaint is legitimate.
>>126252509
>spawn a Scorpion
>I have 0 (zero) control over it until after it leaves the gate thing
>as soon as it leaves, get shot with an energy pistol blast
>suddenly, my FUEL BASED tank is overloaded from an ENERGY blast
>can't move
>someone comes and blows it up
I'm done. This is unacceptable in 2015. How the fuck can an oversight that big go left unchecked TWO MONTHS after launch? Destiny doesn't have any of this shit.
>>126253350
>suddenly, my FUEL BASED tank is overloaded from an ENERGY blast
My man this is with every single Halo tank that ever existed
>Destiny doesn't have any of this shit.
No it just had two consecutive "rebalanced" metas of cross map two-three shot kill weapons, and the single worst incorporation of vehicular combat in a big budget shooter
Literally the last game you want to bring up to make a point about balancing is Destiny
>>126253350
it's a drive by wire system
>>126253350
>hey guys lets put the place where people spawn vehicles in the dead center of the map in the open
>with no barrier between them and other players while they're forced to drive out very slowly
>>126253675
>My man this is with every single Halo tank that ever existed
It only started being a thing in 3.
>>126253769
>and let's make it so these giant tanks that are expensive as fuck blow up from one grenade, without any meaningful boost, and no way to aim down to defend yourself!
>genius!
>>126253971
Man, how shitty can you be if you can't even use a tank? Spawn the shit at your base, or choose the right time to spawn.Warzone is shit git gud
Do you guys shave, trip, or leave it to grow? Your pubes I mean.
Also how do you pick your armor chest peice when there is fifty million ones.
>thread is 2 days old
>375 posts
d-ded gaem?
>>126255847
Choose whatever looks best with your helmet
>>126255920
Well, what do you expect? This is one of the most competitive Halos yet, and /hg/ is generally shit. There's not enough custom/goofy playlists.
>>126256421
I've been too busy forging and actually playing the game to post.
Plus I want to get a good enough design for the 2v2 map contest.
>>126256421
Yeah most of hg just wants to play reg warzone and even then they're helpless if the other team snags the major bosses.
Ded servers?
tfw all my webms only make me sad now
By the time the game is fleshed out and the problems are fixed with the community even come back?
>>126257860
How many people needs to be active to be considered a community?
>>126258038
Enough so games aren't unbalanced or take forever to find
I'd say 60k ish players active any time
So basically it's already dead
>>126258146
>60k+ active players
>Max player count for the highest gamemode is 16 players
>"take forever to find"
So you're a Aussie?
Should we post spartans? Or is everyone gone?
>>126258568
Haven't changed mine.
Should I make a BTB reimagining of Hang Em High?
Because it sounds good in my head.
>>126258568
Here, trying to figure out Forge.
>>126263446
This poor autistic soul has been doing all this without a team of fellow autistic teammates this whole time.
>>126264047
how can you play that much warzone
>>126263446
>>126264047
The Zezima of Halo 5
>>126264284
He hates warzone also.
>>126258568
I think my dude looks pretty good
>>126264047
>35k kills
What in the actual fuck? I play all the time and I'm nowhere near that. Does that dude post here?
>>126264950
Doesn't seem like it.
>>126265053
What is this record he keeps mentioning?
>Fuck Halo 5. If you like it, you're not a real fan. Fuck 343.>Fuck Halo 5. If you like it, you're not a real fan. Fuck 343.>Fuck Halo 5. If you like it, you're not a real fan. Fuck 343.>Fuck Halo 5. If you like it, you're not a real fan. Fuck 343.>Fuck Halo 5. If you like it, you're not a real fan. Fuck 343.>Fuck Halo 5. If you like it, you're not a real fan. Fuck 343.>Fuck Halo 5. If you like it, you're not a real fan. Fuck 343.>Fuck Halo 5. If you like it, you're not a real fan. Fuck 343.>Fuck Halo 5. If you like it, you're not a real fan. Fuck 343.>Fuck Halo 5. If you like it, you're not a real fan. Fuck 343.>Fuck Halo 5. If you like it, you're not a real fan. Fuck 343.>Fuck Halo 5. If you like it, you're not a real fan. Fuck 343.>Fuck Halo 5. If you like it, you're not a real fan. Fuck 343.
>>126265112
I was assuming hes talking about Halo 4 but I asked him anyway for you, cuck.
>>126265189
ask him if he has a waifu
This fucking guy is literally Noble 6.
>>126265184
What a fucking sperg
>>126265447What a fucking sperg
>>126265447
Is he english second language or something, he types odd.
>the ai are not here to decorate
>even their number was chosen with care
what does it mean??
Ask him what his record score is or whatever if he still talking.
>>126265653
Define "fucking sperg".
>>126265683
>tfw no sperg gf
>>126252386
The fucking guy sees himself as some kind of lone wolf hunter who goes after bosses by himself while the team should cover him.
>>126263446
>>126264047
>>126264557
>>126265053
>>126265447
>>126265864
>>126265951
For some reason i just feel bad for this kid, there is something about they way he types and his little personal goal.
>>126266070
Don't pity THE HUNTER
>>126266070
I feel like he has actual autism of some sort.
but maybe that's just from the weird writing style.
>>126266070
I have no idea what he's even talking about? AI not being here to decorate? Significance in their "number".
r8 dont h8
>>126266180
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy_prone_personality
>>126266201
I originally sent him a message after beating him in a game of warzone where I went 40 and 9 with 2 legendary boss kills and he had a higher score even though he had less kills, less base captures and double my deaths. He then started describing the math behind it and that evolved into him talking about how dumb warzone is.
>>126266213
>>126266432
Ah, thanks for explaining.
>>126266432
Ask him if his method gives him more RP.
Might be worth exploiting.
>>126266213
>>126266450
>>126266432
I like him we could do with his flavor of obsession.
Should tell him to stop by.
Just imagine the long posts obsessing over warzone and lone wolf.
>>126266567
Alright I asked him about posting his thoughts and shit but I think he went to sleep.
Also i'm sure killing a shit ton of bosses probably gives some more RP then getting none or few but the amount this guys seems to be trying to get on his own in pub games seems to depend on pure luck.
That or all 23 video in the entire lobby decide to not fight and let him kill everything.
>>126226990
Are you my long lost sibling? Halo & Metroid are my favorite franchise too; even if they have their problems, I will stand by them to the end. I'm too invested I have to see how Samus & Master Chief story end.
>>126226990
The day Nintendo & Microsoft team up to make a Halo Metroid crossover will be the greatest day in gaming history.
Here I asked him if hes even written say a big post on waypoint (yes I know the website is shit but 343 does listen to shit that comes out of attention grabbing people like this.)
The ultimate neet might be playing with us tonight.
Also i'm assuming fragger means plebeians who don't go for objectives.
>>126267376
laughed hard at this
whats the context? how did it start?
Using a Phoenix Down on this thread
I want that Promethean ship so bad. Over 40 gold packs later and I still don't have it. What's it's rarity?
>>126272251
Legendary
>>126122278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSy05OJhZ7M
>>126267376
>>126269783
>I am a hunter.
So these are the autists warzone is for.
Im down to play some games whenever if some of you want to add me up
dead thread
dead game
>>126258568
Daily silvers?
>>126279898
>team based competition
>>126279898
i enjoy eating shit
>>126279898
>MOBAs
few good games last night, reddit
>>126263446
>>126264047
>>126264557
>>126265053
>>126265447
>>126265864
>>126265951
>>126267376
>>126269783
>referring to yourself as "The Hunter" in a video game, in Warzone no less
Holy shit this guy isn't even fucking good he just never puts his controller down. This nigger isn't even pouring time into Arena since that could actually get you some notoriety if you're good.
>>126281512
>heading towards the red laser
Negative anon I don't like it
anyone playing?
How to best spend req points for permanent unlocks?
>>126286653
Buy the packs in order. Bronze till you have em all, silver, then gold.
>>126279898
Should you not be posting this in /lolg/
Man I need stances
You niggas feel the christmas spirit!?
>>126289989
Wait til I get home you cheeky bitch boiiiii, my mom decks the fucking halls for Christmas.
Quick! Post your Yuletide living quarters!
>>126289989
Not really. I don't celebrate holidays.
>>126290273
Wow how festive, I bet you also exclusively play arena and CS:GO you no-fun-having piece of coal.
Whoa and I thought I played a lot.
Most of my friends dropped the game after release and I did too for a while, but I picked it up a week or two later and I'm addicted to completing commendations and winning matches for new items.
It's probably my favorite multiplayer Halo up there with Combat or 3.
All the weapons are balanced, i never feel like i died because of bullshit and it's just fun to hop on for my dailies and take it from there.
GT is Orbital Jigsaw if any niggers want someone to play with. My arena KDA is 3.4 and I always try my best!
>>126289989
yeah I am - got a coupon code for a free 3D-printed Spartan to give away
first person to email hg3ddicks@gmail gets it
>>126290431
It's not my fault. I don't have anyone to celebrate with.:_:
What the fuck is with all the one-sided matches lately? Literally every game I've been in has been like 100-60 or something like that.
>>126291247
4CHAN LIIIIIIVESS
>2 onyx, diamond, and unranked search
>match 2 onyx and 2 champions
How is this fair? Why am I not allowed to have 50-30 games?
>>126258568
Just got Mark IV, shit looks sick as fuck
>>126292253
Goddamn why did they have to make the armor that looks like armor so hard to get.
All my favorite gens die. Rip tfg rip hg
>>126292551
Buy more packs goy and you'll get it tooand by that I mean spend 10k reqs
Explain to my dumb ass, how do I tell if reqs are permanent/limited use?
>>126292707
>/tfg/
>tfw going fast
>running in the 90's blaring
>constantly in a titan for zipping around on lagoon
let's go play anon
>all these waypoint posts about "dead game", "population", "do you enjoy halo?", "die young"
what do you guys think'll be in the Jan update?
>>126295257
>Implying they're wrong
>Visiting waypoint ever
As for January, more pointless req to spend your moeny on like a good goy. And for better measure, payed only amour/emblems from previous games you actually want.
>>126295257
>what do you guys think'll be in the Jan update?
Better be new fucking game types
>>126295378
>payed only amour/emblems
I'm genuinely surprised this hasn't happened yet. I expect the next map pack to introduce it to soften the blow.
When is Empire being removed?
Lads I miss Halo and the new forge mode looks swell. Is it worth picking this up when I don't have an xbone already and I live in Aus?
>>126295919
>I live in Aus?
No.
>>126295257
>FF14 forums
>"game is dying", "I'm unsubbing", "fuck this game", "everyone is leaving"
>Halo Waypoint
>"dead game", "343 ruined it", "where are the updates?", "I'm done, back to CoD/Destiny"
>Star Citizen forums
>"wow, slow updates wtf", "nobody plays this anymore", "what a buggy mess (lel)", "vaporware"
>Xenoblade forums
>"game is dead already", "RIP Xenoblade", "I can't find parties ;_;"
Every game does this
>>126295919
You're going to be spending $350+ to play one game. I don't know what that number will be in kangaroo.
343i has said they are looking into improving the connection in your region but they say a lot of stuff. If you get it now, expect it to be shit.
I would wait until the January update to determine whether or not to buy.
>>126295257
New armour. some more shit held back and no gametypes at all.
>>126253350
>spawning your tank anywhere but Homebase
>ever
I wish this game didn't track stats. It's not that I'm bad at the game (I have ~1000 more kills than I do deaths), but I'm way too competitive and any time I go like 2 deaths without a kill, I get way too angry way too quickly.
>>126297558
You wish the game didn't track stats, because you can't just relax and enjoy a game?
>>126297558
Learn to let go, give it a year and your Halo 5 stats will mean fuck all.] since the game will be dead. Think about all the CoD kiddies who cared about k/d, that now doesn't matter since the next gen consoles don't play 95% of the games.
>>126297861
Yes. I'm completely calm and relaxed when I play MCC because none of them track KDR.
>match of Slayer on Halo 3
woah why does the BM feel turned off compared to 5?
>>126298083
Check the MCC gamehub :^)
I wish post-game stat pages displayed more. It was great when you used to be able to view all the medals you earned in match.
>>126298704
Nice gamertag faggot
>>126298704
Nice gamertag faggot
Neet.
http://imgur.com/Z3oHqpf
>>126299069
>>126298876
Thanks
>>126299314
Thanks for the Swat matches yesterday mate, we need to do that again sometime
>>126295919
It would be cheaper to move to Europe or North America and then buy an xbone with Halo 5.
At least you would have a stable connection to the servers.
>>126299737
Yeah, we had a good run. Drop me an invite whenever.
what's the best way to check what each pack contains?
>that guy who only attacks the bosses and Marines
>that guy who degrades his team via the headset because he doesn't have "backup"
>that guy who proclaims your team "the worst team he ever played with"
>that guy thatidles
>that guy who doesn't call in vehicles because it's "a waste"
>every firefight ever
>blrrblrrblrr GRENADE SPAM
Every fucking time. I am very clearly winning my firefight like a man but then those fucking GRENADES ARE SO OVERPOWERED THEIR EXPLOSION RADIUS IS AS BIG AS THE ENTIRE FUCKING HALLWAY AND THE THRUSTER DOES NOTHING EVEN IF I BOOST AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE IT STILL TAKES HALF YOUR GODDAMN SHIELD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>all three teammates
>0 kills
Christ, anyone not shit want to play team arena?
>>126304990
>half your shields
MORE LIKE ALL YOUR FUCKING SHIELDS AND HALF YOUR HEALTHBAR
>>126304004
>that guy thatidles
sorry
Warzone is a snoozefest to me
rather be watching malaysian cartoons while I run around home base
>>126304004
>>that guy who only attacks the bosses and Marines
Is there something wrong with attacking bosses and marines?
Anyone want to play warzone?
>>126304004
>that guy that idles
there was too many silvers.
>>126306757
Go back to CoD faggot.
>>126305407
>lel we want ur feedback guise!
>during the beta
>"dude, grenades are way too powerful"
>nothing
>after launch
>"dude, the grenades are WAY too powerful"
>still nothing
>>126307460Boost away
>>126289989
I don't. Everywhere I look it's infested with commercialism and ads and shit. There's dozens of obnoxious commercials on the television that aren't even subtle about the "IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME TO GO OUT AND FUCKIN BEGGAR YOURSELF" message.
And I can't enjoy the Christmas tunes either because every year without fail they switch it all off on Christmas Day. Know why? Because at that point, as far as companies are concerned, Christmas is over; nobody's gonna be out buying presents on Christmas Day, so no point reminding people "HEY FUCKERS IT'S CHRISTMAS GIMME YOUR CASH".Oh God I'm so jaded when did the joy go away
>>126289989
who /turboman/ here
>warzone
>reqs are disabled
This stopped being fun after the 3rd time. When will they fix this shit.
Anyone hosting some warzone?
>>126310454
>dying from your teammates
Fucking shitter.
Just got the Ad Victoriam certification in a silver pack. Haven't used one of those yet, that's pretty good, right?
>>126295731
It wont happen, 343 is making money off the system they have now they wont change it.
>>126281915
His head is in the right place though he has the team in mind and thats probably the biggest key to winning warzone matches.
>>126311514
Ok yeah, that's pretty good.
>>126307092
Its funny because the people who suck at Halo just happen to be good at CoD.
>>126311514
Your webms are fucking trash koolaid.
Why does melee home in on target?
I boosted to avoid melee and he slid sideways towards me.
>>126304990
>not seeing the first few frames of the grenade throw animation and instinctively getting out of harms way.
>>126311224
Add me plzz
>>126264047
>that shitty W/L
>>126313073
link to profile?
>>126312938
added you senpai
>>126312661
Yet you post a small shitty webm with borezone content
>>126313229
Way point is completely shitting the bed right now, it's LT Wasp
>>126311224
>>126313252
If you guys can get 3 people i'll join as a 4th
>>126313259
Watching dumb teammates do dumb things is better then watching what is basically a try hard XxXlegit360420blazeitxXx MLG montage
>>126313504
People hate what they don't have, in your case it's any amount of skill
>>126312938
>>126311224
pls inv
>going 23-3
>how the fuck are we losing
>check the scoreboard
>bottom 3 guys are 3-12, 3-15, 1-15
So is KoolAid the only one that capable of making webms or do the rest of you only do boring things in-game?
>>126313934
Woah guys koolaid is posting something other then a webm for once.
>>126313934
They are either too dumb, don't have the skill to get good clips, or since they play warzone 24/7 they don't get anything interesting except their epic scout hogs etc
>>126314025
lol
>>126313934
I have about 30 clips saved. It's a slow, cumbersome process to
>trim it
>upload it
>save it
>run it through the converter
>strip it of audio
>resize it
>upload it
>profile sync error
what the fuck? ive restarted so many times fuck off
>>126313884
Still waiting on Leprechaun
>>126314092
Right click download clip off xboxdvr
Put video into webm for retards or your ffmpeg setup
Select the timeframe you want to webm
make webm
upload
it's actually really easy to do
>>126313259
And so you post a webm we've seen a dozen times or more.
Yawn. We all know you love riding the sniper, we all know you're only relatively decent due to the autoaim and fucked-up sniper mechanics in general.
>>126314272
I'll be in an hour or two family.
I suggest my fellow shitters come out of their retirement and join us for fun times once more.
Lets put away our BLOPS 3, PvZ, Forza, andiron brigadeif only for tonight.
Servers fucking up for anyone else?
>>126315147
yooo hmu
>>126314272
I'm lagging like a mad cunt. It's not loading any of the menus and shit for some reason. And your friend request hasn't turned up either
I'm havinggn to run around warzone with just a pistol
>>126315245
I'm getting into games but can't see my stats
>>126315401
>problem syncing my profile
Das it mane
>>126315147
>Lets put away our BLOPS 3, PvZ, Forza, and iron brigade if only for tonight.
Jokes on you, I been playing the "Waiting to join server" game simulator
>>126311514
>>126311893
Wait isn't that really fucking easy since you control the rockets as long as you're ADS? Seen a clip of someone using ad victorian to do the same thing on the core in Fagzone.
>>126315245
Must be, because halo waypoint is completely down too or just lagging like shit.
i bet its that faggy group of kids ddosing the shit
>>126313934
I think I do fun stuff sometimes.
>>126313934
It takes too long to censor names.
Okay wtf is going on I can't access my reqs
>>126317127
same here. i couldn't access maps i bookmarked, REQ packs, my armor, fucking anything really
>24,882 Players Online on reach
feels good man
Anyone else having problems connecting to games suddenly?
>>126317127
>warzone: pistols edition
>>126317697
The player counter has been broken since before 4.
Yo can anyone give me some tips to get gud? I started playing today after not playing since reach and switching over to PC gaming. I played with my friend whose like Rank 64 in some Warzone and BtB. But my k/d was really shitty and my overall skill was awful. The highest my k/d was. 3
>>126318147
I'm a firm believer that it comes naturally. If you're shit, you will always be shit.
Find another game or learn to have fun while being shit.
>>126318147
Don't lone wolf, aim center mass when using precision weapons then go for the headshot when their shield pops, and play with a moderately low sensitivity with a high outer dead zone so you can do 180's a lil faster despite your low sensitivity.
This helps me, at least.
>>126318004
It's been fixed for ages.
>>126318538
Thanks for the controller tip. I was wondering if I should try messing with the settings for it
Where the fuckin' hood at?
>>126319313
Playing big team pistols on Noctus
Am I still earning req an xp for playing while it's down?
Lemme know when y'all are ready for some Festivus Fun.
>>126319739
It's no longer down. Restart your game.
>>126319313
Game is shitting the bed
>>126320949
Sounds about right. Glad I bothered bringing this thing to my parents' house.
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/players/LT%20WASP
>>126321113
>TOTAL WINS 2848
>TOTAL LOSSES 62
good fucking god
>>126321231
He only ever runs with a full squad, and spawncamps after getting all 3 bases.
>>126321557
Nah they just rush for all 3 bases and end is as fast as possible
This is a stick-up, /hg/.
Put all the req points and packs in the bag and no one gets hurt.
>>126321739
nice hand fatty.
>>126321739
Come on mister, it's crithmuth!
>>126321739
o-okjust dont steal my noble
>>126322124
>Using my screenshot without my permission
Pisser off m8
Alright boys, it's game time.
Starting up a party for some FRIENDZONE
JOIN N O W
J O I N
N
O
W
>>126321739
lose some weight
>>126323509
>>126321739
>Using adblocker
>Not supporting gook moot
>tfw I wanna join but mass effect
>>126324298
>tfw want to join but bloodborne
I'm getting on, bros, invite me plz
Is anyone else lagging crazy bad or is it just me?
>>126321739
This is all i have, i been saving them till i'm done with silver packs
>>126323480
Still going bro?
God damn you where's my invite
>>126325594
meme inbound
>>126323480
invite?
>>126325181
Sent friendo
gimme a sec tito
>>126321739
Fat fuck.
>28-4 (me)
>4-10
>2-12
>2-24
WAKE
ME
UP
>See this while Christmas shopping
Fuck everyone else, I need to get myself a present.
>>126328818
nice family! gettin the m6 for myself because why the fuck not
also Reaper is such a nice armor
T-Tito?
Soon the Great Journey shall begin. But when it does, the weight of your heresy will stay your feet. And you shall be left behind
>>126329392
I hope it isn't this fucks weight >>126321739
>>126329224no tears, lad
>>126329454
>THIS BULLYING
WOOOOOOW
>>126328228
>not messaging them telling them to trade it in
>>126331121
Already did mate
>Tfw you've lost every single round of Warzone you've played today
>Tfw you just want your daily victory silver packs before you go to work
Free me from this hell.
>>126331971
I got so mad at warzone I'm playing empire at war instead.,
>>126332171
>not idling warzone while playing empire at war
>Hit level 3 reqs
>Die
>Want to select new weapons
>"RETRIEVING DATA"
Fucking.
>>126332310
Can you not get bant for that? Do you just put an elastic band on your sticks or something?
>>126332618
I've seen someone doing it. He was just standing still in the base, not crouched or anything, right in front of the core. Didn't move the entire time.
>>126332618
Okay so I'm literally incapable of selecting REQs. I am in hell. This is hell. So I'm going to be stuck with AR and Pistol all match.At least we're winning so far.
>>126332310
>idling
But if I have everything why would I want to idle?
>>126332310
>EaW
mah nigga
i hope you're playing forces of corruption with he FoC Alliance mod by firefox
because if so, mah ultra nigga
Want to end Warzone games quick while defending? Go to the core and your teammates will spawn with you there and allowing the attackers to capture the bases.
>>126332926
thanks f.am
>>126333064
Be careful, some might bitch at you for doing this.
>>126332775
Nah not playing FoC just yet, playing the campaign in base before moving onto the xpac
>>126332926
Why does that work? On warzone assault?
>>126333210
I forgot to say that...but yes, it is for warzone assault.
Why the fuck can't I use REQ packs? The terminals and kill screen menu won't work.
For any Warzone cuck-a-roos,
Join Crusading Dude and his merry band of /hg/ ladssorry kotetsu
>>126333524
Is it full?
Is a Noctus variant included in Warzone Assault, anyone know?
If so, I have yet to land a match on it
>>126333985
Nope, just regular warzone
>>126333903
no
>>126333985
no
I wish 343 would fix the issue where Mute All won't work. I always get some kid blasting shitty music, or their TV audio comes through their mic.
>>126334139
wish i could use mute all in the lobby.
Shitty kids music blasting before the game starts and not being able to do anything about it is even worse.
>>126334268
Imagine Christmas day...oh lord
>>126333985
I'm not even sure it's enabled for normal warzone.
>>126333496
>>126332730
>>126332618
I had a game like that. EVERY person in the match could only use pistols and the AR for whatever reason, and only the stock versions of each. I mentioned it in the last thread. It was neat.
Why the fuck are there so many dumbass people with shitty mics? Like do they go out and buy these 300+ video game consoles then proceed to make a headset out of a fucking potato?
>>126335001
I'm pretty sure you are getting confused with them using the Kinect
>>126334093
>>126334115
That's disappointing, you'd think it would be easy to just
>change the time of day
>Monument --> Garage --> Base
>>126335558
Kinect is shitty but its not super shitty. I imagine it might be made worse if the person using it as a mic has it next to say a blender.
>>126335559
It is disappointing. But to make a warzone assault version of it, they have to cut part of the map and change a few things but I think that would only take a few weeks.
6/8 if anyone wants to play semi-tryhard forge maps.
>>126335558
>Hating Kinect
I use it with decent earphones and never hear anyone complain. Kinect is only bad if retards set ut up shittily.
>>126336397
That's the point, they fucking set them up badly.
>>126336397
Kinect is comfy. But a hassle, since it disables it for chat if you plug in earphones to the controller.
I never liked Locus in H4 but Locus Edge (haha) is kinda nice.
>enemy has total control!
>>126335846
>SJW-ism in Halo
You know, the simple fact that this is a universe with aliens in it should provide enough to satisfy the "diversity" requirements.
>>126335846
>Palmer is literally a self-insert for Bonnie Ross
>Bonnie Ross' high standards are such that she isn't attracted to guys who are less than 8 feet tall
>>126337707
>Bonnie Ross' high standards are such that she isn't attracted to guys who are less than 8 feet tall
My sides...can't stop laughing...
>>126337707
Never got why "thought you'd be taller" triggered so many people.
>>126338017
manlets are easily triggered
>>126337707
I fucking hate that -Yoink- so much.
>>126338171
>midget betas
>play Halo as escape fantasy
>self-insert as Chief
>someone makes lighthearted height joke
>a woman nonetheless
>"FUCK THAT BITCH
It's all so clear now
>>126337707
>Palmer is literally a self-insert for Bonnie Ross
They didn't even model nor use her voice for Palmer tho.
Any warzone parties still going? Hit me with an invite.
>>126338017
Chief is about as tall as humans get, there's no reason for Palmer to expect anything taller than him, and she should have met and become familiar with the height of other Spartan-IIs already.
>>126338401
I gotta admit, i got wrecked by the marine that always come down the stairs when the game came out.
Fucker caught me off guard
plasma pistol is so fuckin sleek
it waifu
>>126338554
Ah, so it's people displaying that "takes everything literally" autism thing.
>>126338017
The people who got triggered clearly has autism and can't detect a joke.
The scene already been posted btw >>126153308
>>126338889
>>126338787
It's also the way Chief reacts, he doesn't reply with a quip, he just stares at her like "uh... ok? wtf are you talking about"
Anyone want to play some warzone?
>>126340642
Just got off. :(
If you die to the elites/prometheans at the very beginning of a match, you need to stop playing
>>126342628
I feel kinda sorry for those Elites that drop right after the home base is secure.
Like, he leaps from the phantom all psyched up and ready for glory and looks down to see a roiling sea of Spartans shrieking for blood.
They almost never survive past the initial "Incoming Covenant" message. Poor guys don't stand a chance.
>>126345730
I like when someone gets sworded right before the Elite is killed, and Palmer goes "That elite is tearing through our Spartans!".
>tied a warzone match
TOP WAT
>>126338365
I knew Palmer looked vaguely Asian...
>PvE Warzone mode
>8 players
>friendly Spartan AIs you can spawn at req level 3
>can give friendly AIs your weapons
>spend req points to equip bases you control with automatic defenses
>waves like firefight
At least do this for h6, 343.
>be me
>play warzone
>be waddling around and firing at sum shits trying to take the garage
>suddenly nailed in the head by 3 bullets
>killed by: whispered truth
What the fuck, that gun is crazy. However, it isn't as strong as the goddamn Nornfang.
>>126347873
You're crazysexy
>Warzone on Apex
>get to req level 6
>buy a sniper and equip a DMR in the second slot
>go to the watchtower connected to your base
>free kills
Favorite req power weapon?Lightrifle desu
>>126348421
This loli looks familiar but image searches give nothing
>>126348691
>>126348691ENDOFRINE
>>126348869
Which?
How long does a play and charge battery last compared to AAs? My rechargeables are just such a pain in the ass, and they die quickly.
>>126350547
couple of days, it pays for itself.. you can charge it with an iphone wall adapter or something like it too if your xbone is too far away from the sofa like me
>>126233337
no metroid game in 10 years
>>126350843
I didn't realized people still liked metroid past middle school.
>>126350785
>owning a sofa
Whoa there, H.G. Pennypacker. Getting a little bourgeois for me.
>>126350954
H.E. Pennypacker
>>126350785
>>126351138
wrong quote
>>126350954
>Using Forge 90% of the time I play Halo 5 now
>Opens Theater mode for the first time in weeks
>Oh, that's right. It has the classic camera controls...
>Flying around is now extremely confusing
Like, why do they do stuff like this? Have they actually never considered why Forge and Theater always controlled the same? Or do they just have no inclination to keep any of the old Halo features' consistencies intact?
>>126348691
We both know The Answer to that question
>>126351561
>mfw theater can't record
>>126351065
Aw, shit. Knew it was something to that effect.
How would I go about idling in a game with randoms?
>>126352108
You play the game instead of idling like a faggot.
>>126352108
Using rubber bands.
Get ready to receive messages from people saying they reported you tho.
>>126352175
There are too many silver packs to play for them all.
>>126352214
I have been using rubber bands on the right trigger and left thumbstick but I still get kicked from the game.
>>126352454
Maybe instead of treating Halo 5 as some kind of barbie dress up game you should just play and enjoy the game.
>>126352528
>Halo 5
>play and enjoy the game.
>>126352528
I have played and enjoyed, but what can I say, I'm an aesthetics type of guy, you wouldn't understand.
I really wish they wouldn't have made the sniper such a baby tier gun to use. The aim assistance is unbelievable until you actually use it.
>>126355206
If you want a high difficulty sniper, use the ultra rare beamrifle. It doesn't count headshots at all.
>>126189853
Yes.
>>126355932
I just want them to tone the aim assist down.
>>126355206
I agree. It sucks that we can't really make 2-snipe maps anymore due to how much of an aimbot the gun is.
>>126348421
Warzone onStormbreak. Get to req 3, about to get my longshot battle rifle. Reqs not loading (again.) Have to play full match with pistol, get a frenzy and 37 kills pistol man mode.
I was banned shortly after for betraying someone every time the game forces me to play snipers.
>>126356945
Don't have the game yet but I have heard the game handles betrayals poorly.
>>126357092
I was booted after betraying a guy once after he kept betraying me.
Got banned for 36 minutes.
>>126356945
> game bans me for being a shitbag
What a surprise!
>>126357092
the system is so retarded
completely ignores other betrayals, and getting back at person that betrayed you continuously (literally 3-4 times) somehow immediately kicks you from the game.
fucking 343
>>126356945
>>126357185
>Warzone
>spawn Wraith
>teammate was apparently standing right infront of the garage door
>betray him while doing an unskippable animation of the Wraith exiting the garage
>Kicked from game
Nice game you got there famalam
>spartan side boob
UNF
Does Halo Online/eldewrito have an australian community? cbf downloading it if it's gonna be 24/7 350 ping to be honest
>>126352558
>not enjoying the FPS perfection
>use an ultra rare random weapon drop
>a fucking needler
Just fuck my game up senpai
>>126361687
It's a good game, but is far from perfect.
Man, this thing looks cool as fuck.
Anyone down to grind some Assault? I'd do arena, but I'm sick as fuck.
>>126363172
i always sell anything that isn't guaranteed RP, shit never works out.
>>126363579
Pic related
>fucking finally unlock a DMR
>REQ level 7
>>126363924
It's a straight upgrade to the Magnum, what did you expect?
>cousin buys 100 dollar gold packs
>he's not even done with silvers
>still isnt after pack
God Jul folks!!
May you all have a good evening, and you Americans not get shot.
>>126364731
You too, friend.
>>126364731
>tfw gifts are guns and fireworks
343 must be shitting their pants
>>126364692
I'd feel sorry for him but he spent $100 on req packs.
>>126365370
I doubt anyone cares about Amazon or Metacritic user scores
>check Undermeme
>8.3 user score
>higher than MGS5
Confirmed. They're a joke.
>>126365672
>implying undertale isn't better than MGS5
>>126365370
Only the initial reviews and sales on launch matters.
anything after a few weeks are for the most part useless in the eyes of investors and game developers.
>>126365768
It's not. At all. Even if you're baiting, I'm offended you'd even type that.
>>126365965
>talking shit without playing
this is the most stale gaming discussion meme on the face of the earth
So is the BR basically useless at long range? And I mean LONG range. It seems like you'd be lucky if a full burst hits your target, and if it does then they'll just hide anyway.
anybody have a link to that german req pack site?
>>126366331
Close range: AR > DMR > BR
Medium range: BR > DMR > AR
Long range: DMR > BR > AR
>>126365370
>amazon
>huuuurrrr duurrr no spletscreeeeen!
>>126367463
I'm sick of seeing this. I guarantee the people that played splitscreen-only make up less than 5% of the fanbase. Either they're very very vocal, or it's a bunch of trolling faggots. I would bet money on the latter.
I'm glad they took it out, honestly.
>playing team Slayer
>check team
>McFaggot
>McFaggot (1)
>one of them does poorly
>they both leave, leaving TWO empty spots
Fuck those assholes.
>>126367024
SMG > AR at extreme close range. Like, so close you have to backpedal and hope the faggots don't get a melee lunge at you.
>>126365965
But it is, especially when you factor in price.
>>126367771
>I'm glad they took it out
thanks for the input shill
>>126367024
Why woud DMR beat BR in close and long range but not medium?
>>126368130
>>126368435
Switch them at close. I forgot the BR has more magnetism.
>>126368469
>resorting to YET another meme
Where do people like you belong anyway?
>>126368847
can it, fagot! im the lord of all memes! im ordering you a one way ticket on the fedora express to hell! XXD
>>126367771
>Guests in Team Slayer.
Fuck off 343i.
Anyone want to playHalo 4
>>126372101
TMCC? I'll join, I need to rank up since I'm like 3.
So I got a weird error saying this shit. What do
>>126372959
Restart, or get better internet.
>>126373126
I mean I have satellite so it is shit.
Sooo how exactly do you win at Warzone?
>>126375034
Kill enemy marines.
>>126367024
all ranges except extreme close: DMR > anything else
>>126375034
Control bases, take down bosses, and eliminate enemy Spartans.
Let's help those marines!
>>126365672
You bet your ass that 343 cares. Ratings are all that matters to them at this point since theyre going to keep pushing Halo no matter how it sells.
>>126375034
Good to see ya, spartan
>>126375034
Unleash the full power or the Core!
anyone playing?
>>126381870
No. We're all playing Bloodborne and Persona 3.
>>126381946
I'm playing Fallout but I can hop over. What were you looking at doing?
>>126375034
Mind games. Dont worry so much about killing other players but think more as a whole. Rather than focusing on individuals think of them like a swarm.
If you are doing assault and you notice 75% of your team is re-spawning/heading back inside to defend take the offensive and push forward and out of the base.
Often there will be stalemates at doors you just need to make them think they need to be defensive. If even one of them rushes inside the mob mentality builds and the others will try to follow suit. However if you push out then they will think there are more inside and a push will be dangerous. Even if you dont get a kill you make them think its not okay to go inside and thats far more important.
As for warzone just be anywhere that isnt really directly in the firefight. Find a place where shits really going down and either sneak up on the enemy or shoot from afar.
A lot of times when trying to take a core I'll make a huge distraction on one side of the stairs leading in to the base and then proceed to rush to the otherside via the back. This lets you get quite a few hits on the core without anyone noticing before youve done heavy damage.
Anyway if you have anymore questions let me know.
I'm up for some warzone or BTB. Invite Kaleesh Arbiter
>Try to play MCC
>Two games in a row audio cuts out and I have no control
>3 games where host migration kicked half of both teams in BTB
13 fucking months, and even simple basics are still fucked.
>>126364731
Reminds me of that Christmas when I got a good ol' revolver.
Ah, to be 12 again...
Wow! thanks for this. Literally just ordered the red one for myself. Considering the Needler as well. Thanks pham.
New thread
>>126393092
>>126393092
>>126393092