/twg/ - Total War General

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First for Warhammer will be the best total war

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For Alarica!

3rd for warhammer best total war

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Realised I should have made this the >PONTUS edition but I was playing a lot of Shogun 2 so my judgement was impaired.

Sorry boys.

>>126108312
>the webm cuts off some of the best parts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgdV1IVkk8E

So I thought 2H units were fucked in M2. How's come my spear militia are getting ripped apart by fucking Gallogliachs?

>>126108994

I don't think spear militia have a fast enough attack speed to exploit the 2H bug.

>>126108914
that meme is stale as fuck

>>126110253
It made a resurgent comeback at the end of the last thread, friend

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why is this community so autistic?

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>>126108994
because Ireland get horseboys while you get mailed knights thats why.

>>126110242
I was just testing in custom battle. It would appear that's the case.
Dismounted knights tear through 2H units though.

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EB 2 version 2.1 is out lads
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?705558-Announcement-Europa-Barbarorum-2-1b-is-released!

>>126108994
If they have fat spirit stats coupled with the penalty spears have against non-canon then they win,they still lose against slightly inferior non 2H melee like the shitter sword units. Also only 2H axes have the shitty animation,halbs and two handed swords are fine.

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>>126110512

>Twenty First of December, Two Thousand and Fifteen.

>>126110393
>The biggest autist are on LTW's videos

how fitting

>>126110393

Youtube comments are some of the lowest of the low.

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>>126110512

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Rolling for Lombards

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>>126110984
Fucking british fuckface island apes, why didn't Hitler bomb them all into oblivion?!?

>>126110773
If 2H swords are fine then they still get shredded by 1H knights. I'll have to see if they do better against unarmored units or something.

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Fighting against Flemish rebels, i was under the impression that pikes don't work in M2TW.

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starting a new campaign as jews
will role play as jews m i was having a fun time last time i did this, but the save was corrupted so im stating again
> completely defensive campaign
> you can only fight with whoever declare war on your first, no aggressive moves expect by agents, you can't have any armies except when at war
> you can use your agents for aggressive actions only
> you can only take settlements that start razed or are razed by warring factions , e.g.: when Attila shows up and starts burning shit, you follow behind him, rebuilding in his wake
> you must trade with as many factions as possible and make as much money as possibile

>>126111369
You would get that impression from misleading webms but they can be used in certain situations effectively. Its just easy to cherrypick and say a unit is useless

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>>126111201
>ywn be a son of the greatest civilization and Empire ever known to man.

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>EVEN THE MENU IS ANIMATED

EIGHT YEARS

>>126111574
IT'S RELEASED?

FUCK I WAS DEBATING WHAT GAME TO PLAY BUT NOT ANYMORE

>>126111369
They can be good in small spaces and weird places like that but they drop their pikes too fast to be reliable. I kinda "fixed" them in the call of warhammer mod by hand by following some instructions. So "mods will fix it" is almost possible.

>>126111501
Wouldn't really call them misleading. Pikes clearly suffers in open field battles.

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>>126110512

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>>126111712
It's a welcome break to Long War and fucking Prophesy of Pendor fucked up their download link

>>126111574

>eight

it's 9 now

almost a fucking decade

>>126111369
The AI certainly likes to think pikes are king shit in M2 according to autoresolve.

>>126111369
Funny how the rome 2 version of that got shit on. Looks stupid on both games either way.

>>126110393
Can you really expect sane people to watch strangers play video games?

>>126111369
That's because pikemen have no secondary in SS.

>>126111369
You might be aware that is a mod.

>>126113046
So? It's still M2.

>>126111346
It's in the kingdoms expansion, their low stats got a boost and they got the ap bonus like axes,their stats still ain't as high as 2 hand axes still but where they got the not bugged animation they tear through infantry. Gotland footman in Brittania campaign tear through anything that ain't heavy cav.

>>126112042
Looks boring desu senpai

>>126113431

No you don't get it, they removed secondary weapons, the unit will fight with pikes at point blank range

>>126113694
So I take it if the enemy get inside the pike range they just get rekt?

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>>126110512
>tfw EB2

> Tomb Kings still not announced

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HASTATI
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>>126107979
Has anyone else listened to the History of Rome podcast by Mike Duncan? I'm listening as I'm interning and its pretty top tier

>>126114207
>>>/his/

>>126114207

no but i've heard of it

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>>126114203
Javelins sure are useful now

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>>126114449
This guy has a fucking pimp cane

>>126114449
>overhand

>>126114745


It's the EB team, of course they went for the historically accurate way.

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Mod pls, I'm already studying Classics and Ancient History at University

>>126113889
Seems like they don't. They'll keep poking even if the enemy is in hugging range. So basically pikes work in SS.

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OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

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>>126115049
This was the Golden Age that, without coercion, without laws, spontaneously nurtured the good and the true. There was no fear or punishment: there were no death stacks to kill you, fixed in iron, no crowd of suppliants fearing the barbarians face: they lived safely without protection. No army felled in the mountains had yet reached the flowing waves to travel to other forts: factions only knew their own land. There was no massive mobilization, no straight war-trumpets, no coiled horns, no swords and helmets. Without the use of armies, people passed their lives in gentle peace and security. The earth herself also, freely, without the scars of fire, untouched by blood, produced everything from herself. Contented with food that grew without molestation, they built up their settlement, and ate the fruit of the strawberry tree, wild cherries, blackberries clinging to the tough brambles, and acorns fallen from Jupiter's spreading oak-tree. Peace was eternal, and gentle breezes caressed with warm air the flowers that grew without being seeded. Then the tilled earth gave of its produce and, without needing to repair, the fields whitened with heavy ears of corn. Sometimes rivers of milk flowed, sometimes streams of nectar, and golden honey trickled from the green holm oak.


Then the deathstack from the west arrived, declaring war without provocation.

>>126115002

How the fuck is poking in point blank range working correctly? do you consider a one handed sword having a 3 meter range working correctly? Do you realize how retarded the concept of hitting someone with the shaft of a pike is? You literally eliminate their huge weaknesses, getting inside and flanking because you can do neither.

>>126111574

>going through the different factions
>crashes

8 YEARS

>>126115412
Doesn't that happen a lot with every mod on medieval 2?

>>126115339
"Pikes work" as in they aren't completely useless. They still got rekt by my swordsmen but trashed my militia quality spearmen even when they were flanked from 2 sides. Can't post any more screens since i already finished those rebels off.

>>126115671

Not him but it happens all the time for me

>>126108947
lmao black people

Strategically divide them and tectically surround them

>>126118948
Flow like water and be mobile like mongol.

>>126110393
>his ancestors

HAHAHA. Arabs invaded,massacred and enslaved the local natives. Those that inhabit the levant and north Africa now are not the same peoples as in antiquity.

All the emotes make me think the guy is young perhaps 13-15. That's the sort of shit I did at that age.

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>>126110512
HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING.
>>126110790
Saturnalia(Winter Solstice) perfect.

>>126120452

>twg going to a party

What happened to Lindybeige testing his theories with his fans?

>>126115412
Did you follow the very precise instructions?

>>126120253
You overestimate the quality of banter of which Arabs are capable. They never advance beyond 13.

>>126111415
But Jews have been expanding IRL. If you want to be proper Jewy, you can't have any hesitation in exploiting relationships and breaking them as you please. Get big enough to be a legitimate power, like take the entire Levant, and then go maximum merchant.

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Holy shit I just saw EB2.1 is out! I was waiting since their initial release for a full version.

Is EB2 mod foldered? I don't want it fucking my Stainless Steel and Third Age mods up.

>>126115049
First things first, they need to change the font. It's fucking terrible.

>>126110512
That picture is uncannily like what me and my best friend used to do when we did our "co op" game. I was the commander in battles and he handled the empire building side.

We now do reenactments as part of the Ermine Street Guard funny enough with custom made sets of armour. I guess Roma lives within us.

Also will download it. Thanks for letting us all know anon.

>>126110790
Last astrological day of autumn. They were right on the deadline of an autumn release.

>>126122253
>I was the commander in battles and he handled the empire building side.

Sounds like what I did when I was younger. When we played KSP we also swapped when it was time to land. I did the landing.

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I have like three months without coming here, is anime finally allowed in /twg/?

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>>126122654
Yes but did you wear a cloak and helmet whilst you played and did your friend wear a laurel wreath and toga?

We really went full roleplay on it. Even making historical looking documents in school and crafting battle plans in lessons. Now we basically roleplay for real as part of an authentic historical reenactment society.

Traveling Europe on request by historical and archaeology groups due to our expertise and realism. Video related. Me and him are in this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqkBf5KF-Zk

What an interesting history to that town. It was a settlement for Roman veterans at the end of their service for over 250 years before it was sacked and burned by the Franks.

>>126122253
So your friend was Octavian and you were Agrippa?

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>2200$ of damage to my car from fender bender last week
>130$ Dentist Co-pay
>80$ checkup + oil change
>still haven't heard back from the apartments Im trying to get into
How was /twg/'s monday?

>>126124681
I can't seem to find a job no matter how many places I apply to.

>>126114830
they actually used both underhand AND overhand

>>126124681
>99% sure i bombed my language final
>now sitting here, fucking piss drunk trying to forget
i mean i'm sure i "passed" anyway, but its just fucking obnoxious
fuck learning a foreign language, I wish they taught this shit when we were like 8, like the europoors, then i wouldn't be struggling so fucking much

>>126125372
What language are you learning?
And hey, keep it up. Everybody struggles trying to pick up a new language.

>>126124681
same here man apartment hunting is a bitch

>>126125372
What school did you go to? I know my Catholic elementary schools had us learning Spanish early (third grade, I think?), but it was real basic stuff.

>>126125838
German, my fucking uni sucks when it comes to this shit though, we only meet once a week for 3 fucking hours, so I learn literally nothing, at this point, i'm just pushing through with help from a tutor, but i feel like i'm learning nothing, I wish i could start over, but it's too late
feels bad man, but thanks anyway. I mean it's not my professors fault he doesn't pick the times we meet, I've always sucked at languages, but it just feels bad man, especially since I had such a good semester (A- and A's in my other classes)

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>>126124681
Still struggling with the fact that I have a toaster that can barely play Shogun 2 at high settings and therefore Rome 2 and beyond are out of question

Wouldn't mind finding a job to buy a better one but can't any

Are there any good mods for M2 besides SS?

>>126126441
I went to Swampscott, great school system, but we didn't start learning a new language until 7th grade, when I was 12? I think, it's been so fucking long, I don't remember how old i was, plus i'm fucking drunk so I can't even think straight.

>>126124869
What kind of places are you applying to?
>>126125372
What language/year?
>>126125912
baka desu senpai. What area are you in? My town is almost made up of apartments
>>126126516
S2 is pretty good senpai
inb4 nostalgic teeth man

>>126126732
Retail, fast food, nothing fancy. Just out of high school

>>126126732
German, Junior year of uni, I've never been good with languages, and before uni last time i had taken any language (Spanish) was freshman year of high school

>>126126841
Yeah I know how that goes, Im probably notmuch more than 1-2 years older than you. Is there a Whole Foods in your area? They're pretty great to start in. Grocery stores usually are. What state?
>>126126946
German seems pretty hard, way harder than I expected. I kinda wanna try to take French, but idk

>>126127297
Florida, there is a Whole Foods but it's far far away. I tried Publix but all in the area aren't hiring.

>>126127297
German starts out easy enough, but i'm now in 201 and fucking LOST
at least the semester is over and the professor understands that i'm struggling, I just need to pass 202, and I don't need to do language anymore
Until I go into grad school for history that is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3M9bp1n97w

>>126124681
Spending the day trying to find a new job while doing what I can to make money by drawing stupid shit. Being criticized for not having a job yet. Waiting to see if my parents are going to pull through and stick together or snap and get a divorce.

Rise and repeat for about 9 months and that's more or less been my year.

I know I probably shouldn't be, but i'm getting pretty hyped for Total Warhammer though.

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>>126124681
Enjoying my long awaited christmas holiday by removing rebel scum

>>126126497
I don't know your level of proficiency, but maybe Duolingo might help you out? And trying to have as much possible contact with the language, grow used to how it sounds. Learning a couple of key-expressions is also useful, the basic ones that people use more often. And you can learn to communicate fairly efficiently with basic verbs (modalverben are a must), and it's useful to speak to yourself sometimes, saying basic things like Das ist ein schönes Fenster, or whatever is in front of you. It's like being a baby all over again, but it's kinda fun.

I don't know if that works proper when you're trying to create a german basis all by yourself, though, I was lucky enough to have plenty of time to learn it. But, that's what I'm doing with latin, and I've been making progress. Slow progress, but progress nevertheless.

Also, learning by heart somewhat silly but easily memorable songs is great to building up your Wortschatz. I really like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp03XOLlHOU

Anyways, herzlichen Glückwunsch, Anon-Freund

>>126126497

In the games you play, switch the language subtitles to German.

It should help you a bit.

>>126128582
Oh it's you. Fuck off soldat.

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>>126128834
>there's only one person in this thread who speaks german

>>126128582
danke, anon-kamerad, mein Deutsche ist keine gut, ist ziemlich shisse! Ich kamph mit ihm

I had to use google translate for a couple of words in the final sentence

>>126124681
It was nice. I went to the gym, did some meditation, some reading. I'm slightly anxious for the future, my mom has been very sympathetic to me and taking time off from serious responsibilities while I did my outpatient program at a mental health facility and recover a bit; I don't want to take advantage of her so I feel some pressure to sign up for classes because that's what I know she wants, but I'm not sure I'm really ready for academics in less than a month. I can take a job and that's my planned first step before returning to academics, but I also want her to feel that I'm moving towards something. So I'm going back and forth in my head over what I should do.

>>126128954
>doesn't know the soldat meme
last warning bud

>>126124681
I went to town do get the christmas shopping, but I failed to think of anything to get for mum because she doesn't really like chocolate much, I know another relative is already getting her fancy bath salts and I got her a scented candle last yeah. I'll sleep on it and work it out tommorow.

Working meanwhile on a mod for Hearts of Iron III and I've literally just at an Epiphany. France was refusing to build any troops and no matter what I did with the lua script I couldn't get them to work. I'd almost given up and written off a week of work, but then I realized that it was due to low manpower, France couldn't even mobilize without just running out of troops. Now I know what to change.

>>126127504

Es gibt Leute die freiwillig Deutsch lernen?

>>126130046
thank you google translate for helping my drunk ass
and yes I willingly wanted to learn it, is it rare for people to want to learn German?
I just suck at it

>>126112042
what do you mean they fucked up their download link?

>>126113987
>filename
gave me good feels

>>126113987
>that filename
damn anon

I dont have a twc account somebody download TROM3 for me and poist it here

Any new warhams info? It's getting somewhat closer to release and I'm surprised I'm not seeing anything new. I remember with Rome it was like every week that had a podcast or screenshots. Seems like they're being fairly tight lipped about the game.

>>126120452
far-right is the most historically accurate

>>126133578
and those calves are dank

>>126115049
Yep its brutal. Awesome but brutal with a learning curve.

>>126135218
those calves are exquisite

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Theodoric's heir is finally of age? That's great, let's hope he has some good tr- Oooh.

>>126135595
FAAAAAAAAAAG

>>126132853
Its 5 months away anon. The CA team have gone home for Christmas and won't be back till the 4th January.

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>>126135595
L-like father, like son.

>>126135595
Why haven't you settled Balears yet, anon?

>>126135595
He's been spending some time with the Greeks.
>>126135704
If he was a full homo it would be -100%. Curious is just someone that gets a little aroused by certain types of dudes usually feminine ones that look like girls.

>>126135748
It seems the African Roman Empire is starting where the original left off ;)

>>126135867
I don't think being full homo would stop a king from doing one of his duties, or else all homosexuals in the nobility would be killed as they are dead ends.

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Been tinkering on the Westphalians.
Currently considering going full Rohan...
Anyone got ideas for some nice white cloaks for the hearth cav?

So is there a mod out to remove war weariness from AoC yet? It's killed any interest in playing the game for me.

>>126136335
It's seriously not a factor, as long as you win a battle every once in a while.
I spend the first couple of turns as Westphalia being crapped on by Charlemagne and it never got past first stage for me.

>>126136037
neat

>>126135845
Too many wars are keeping my attention from claiming those isles, plus the Jewts and and WRE are a trade partner, meaning I'll lose out on a lot of coin once I get rid of them because I ain't just taking one little island.

>>126135875
W-we Visigoths are better than that!

>>126136615
*couple dozen of turns

>>126122739
it always has been sempai

>>126135867
I guess he just likes feminine penises

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Rolled for a faction in previous thread and ended up with the French. Decided to roleplay a bit and base my decisions on what traits my king and heir has. Turns out they both hate the English so after securing the nearby rebel settlements i decided to strike at England and managed to catch their king alone in the castle off Winchester. Off to a good start.

Captcha: Choose pictures that has Frenchfries in them

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Theodoric laughs at the concept of quitting while he's ahead.

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> Tomb Kings still not announced

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Greek Fire? What can "Greek Fire" do against Visigothic RAMS?

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>>126138079
Greek Fire cannot stand against rams.

>>126138079
>>126138238
This is what happens when someone brings a properly installed watercooled ship to an overrowing competition

>>126138238
greek fire cant melt wooden rams

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The Celts have been pushed back to their original settlements. Soon, Theodoric will commit the Great Celtic Cleansing that his father planned.

>>126140325
>Wanting the shit lands of Britain.

>>126141275
It's less about wanting the settlements and more about punishing the Celts who betrayed my trust.

>>126141275
>not wanting the most comfy place in the game

>>126136671
Your King Homo the Corrupt says otherwise. I expect a horse to be the next heir.

>>126142172
>shitty Britain
>comfy
>not Iberia
>not Alexandria by the Nile

>>126142491
>no rain
>no foggy dew
>comfy

>>126142417
I-I bet you're just some shitty Ostrogoth who's jealous.

>>126141275
>not wanting lods of etin

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>>126110512
> mod for a 2004 game is finally out 11 years later!

Why not just play DeI?

>>126144492
b8 do not respond

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When does carloman dies so that I can slurp his kingdom in AoC?

>>126144976
>http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
bait baiting bait for baited baitposts
pls bait

Playing as the Otomo is pretty rought in Shogun 2. The self sufficiency tech tree is nice, but it's so harsh having to face clan after clan, every time you beat one another declares war. And you have to nearly pay out the ass just to get on near friendly terms with anyone.

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>>126145916
>the look on that rabbit's face like "ishygddt"

Kek

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>>126124681
I learned that I failed one of my classes and am now on academic probation. A friend I've had for three years suddenly snapped on me and banned me from all of our community groups. Doing my best, but I'll be honest, I sympathize with that image.

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Thinking of doing another Attilla campaign. Are there any good /twg/ approved movies or documentaries on Dark Ages that are worth checking out?

>>126145916
Bls resbon

>>126148232
how about you fight the fucking final boss and stop being a pussy

>>126111201
Roll

>>126148310
It's a mission to retake his capital after he dies and instantly take all of his regions. It's supposed to happen

>>126148318
YOU SHED THE BLOOD OF SAXON MEN

Is there any way to nerf cavalry in Stainless Steel? It's so overpowered that it's ruining the game.

I don't care if its historically accurate or not, I just want a playable game.

>>126148513
there is a submod specifically for nerfing cavalry.

>>126148513
It's a cavalry-heavy game, it's suppose to be like that. This is the age of plate-armored knights, mongol hordes, muslim mamelukes, etc. Cavalry dominated the late-medieval era. Braced heavy spears and heavy infantry like dismounted knights are very good and can take a charge, and crossbows cut down cavalry.

Personally, I love it. With real recruitment on it's hard to spam heavy cav anyway, that's my experience as the crusader states anyway. You get a heavy cav from one of the buildings like every 20 turns, I think at turn 40 I had maybe 6-8-not counting the bodyguards-from having multiple buildings, you have to decide whether or not to use that recruitment for retraining or getting a new unit, I usually opt for the retraining so I have a bunch of gold knights.

>>126148936
No fun for custom battles f a m

>>126149014
it's not really a custom battles mod familia, it's meant to be a good campaign experience, and the cavalry is balanced out by being very hard to spam (very slow recruitment times) and very expensive unless you store them in castles. Obviously they're going to seem very overpowered just from playing custom battles.

>>126149302
fair enough

But it's no fun when a unit of mail knights can literally run straight through my lines of spearmen. Horses for courses I guess.

>>126149471
High-tier spears will win if they're braced-bodyguards will still probably fuck you up.

Just get used to immediately supporting your spearmen with your own cav and you can save them, early-game just realize that your spears are basically expendable anvils that are inevitably going to take some nasty charges while protecting your missile units and artillery. They're cheap and recruit-able everywhere, whereas a knight of jerusalem is going to take 10 casualties killing your shitty spear unit and he can't retrain for another 20 turns. See how that works? You have to play smart with your cav, they're precious gems to be saved and babied.

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>Generals always give this speech
Are all of my generals alcoholics or is this just a French thing?

>>126150181
Get drunk and charge, the french way

>>126121884
Of course its mod folder. You got to move your M2 folder if its in the Program Files Folders(both of them).

>>126148471
Gonna gt aoc on xmas sale, gonna hold off on that until then. Im going to go shed frankish blood now :^)

>>126147837
The holy grail springs to mind

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>>126136937
Secured a foothold in Britannia and was about to siege and sack London until the pope threatened me with excommuniccation. HRE declared war on me and attacked Rheims, thinking that i would be too busy with the English to fend them off. My garrison force beat them back and the stack that was supposed to sack london sailed back across the channel and is about to take the poorly defended castle of Antwerp.

>>126151562
If you don't feel like an historically accurate beautifully written piece of art, there's always Kingdom of Heaven

>>126110984
>>126111201

Rollan

>>126115412
have you found a fix yet sempai?

>>126110984
Viking pride?

>>126153270
>have you found a fix yet sempai?
How about playing a good game?

Why wasn't Sicily in Age of Charlemagne? They could have had a pretty interesting roster and missions imo.

>>126154863
who cares about wops.

>>126155289
They were Greeks, or at least had a Greek style military.

>>126154863
CA gimped themselves with the faction count and map size and in the end the other playable factions are just more relevant to the time period and region. Oh well, mods are fixing it.

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>>126154863
Dunno, would've been great to play a non-muslim faction that's not totally barbaric.

I just want to bring eastern enlightenment to europa...

>>126154863
Whats really strange is that they have unique units, they're just unrecruitable by other factions. I imagine they were planning to make them playable but they ran out of time.

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>>126154863
But they are :^)

>>126156653
>Byzantine puppet state
>respecting the Roman See

Das sum pussy shit dere.

>>126123715
I can't believe you guys wen't that far into it. It's impressive but kinda weird. oh well sounds like you guys had lots of fun

>It was a settlement for Roman veterans at the end of their service for over 250 years before it was sacked and burned by the Franks.
when will we shed Frankish blood /twg/?

>>126156903
Don't want to make Charlie mad. Orthodoxy will be restored my friend, just give me some time.

Steam Winter sale starts today right? Hope TW franchise will be on sale day one

>>126157019
>>126157173
sry forgot to remove name from other thread

>>126156079
>>126156653

Which mod?

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>Medieval 2

>Playing as Portugal

>Removed the Moors from Iberia in a few turns

>Landed on Ireland with a small army and took that lone settlement, trying to get an alliance with England while I am it

>They decline

>A few turns later an Alliance is announced

>England and Moors

>Moors and Spain

>French and Moors

>Next thing I know my lands have spread from Northern Africa to the Northsea

I merely wanted to control the West of Iberia while focusing all my armies on crushing the Muslim infidels, sweeping across Eqypt into Jerusalem

Why does the AI deny my comfiness?

>>126157019
Alexander the great? Whats your opinion on PoM?

>>126157173
Looks like there will be no Daily and Flash Deals this time, just like in Fall Sale, so all games will be on sale from day one.

>>126159498
he's a great understander of strategy my friend

>>126159507
>Looks like there will be no Daily and Flash Deals
that's sad. those are part of them fun with the steam sale

>>126129160
you at a community college, anon? Just do it. I did it 3 years ago now I'm at a 4-yeear place about to finish.

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I just don't manage to sack 5 settlements in England within the first 40 turns.
Either everyone is allied over there and sends 50 million troops against my single stack or by turn 10 all of britain is already taken by a single faction which in turn sends 50 million troops against my single stack...

Do I suck or does the game hate me?

>>126162240
You forget that in Charlemagne, AI are much more willing to sue for peace than in the previous instalments. Sack a town, make peace with them, then sack the towns of their allies, then make peace with them as well. etc.

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wew lad

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>>126164224
Sickening!!!

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>>126164224
>>126164264

>>126164318
you are the kiting master my friend, the Parthians would be proud

>>126164446
thanks nigga

>>126164264
Who's that fat neckbeard.

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First time having a serious crack at SS 6.4 Medieval 2, haven't played Med 2 seriously at all yet. Any tips?

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>>126164810
He's the elf of knowledge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OidfY8WlTzc

>>126164884

spam heavy cav

>>126164884
Don't bother putting ranged units inside your cities / garrisons. They're broken and never fire their weapons properly. Just spam heavy cav and win.

>>126164884
>Castles for troops, Cities for economy
>Cav charges rapes all. seriously even spearman
>bodyguards are OP as fuck
>don't fight mongols in open field battles
>start a late game campaign

>>126164915
why is he naked.

what is that welcome pose all about.

what is that welcome line all about

what is wrong with his face

what is wrong with the total war community

>>126164947
u wot? archers are superb fro sieges. they can burn the enemy siege equipment and cause mass routs. have you even played Medieval 2?

Gunpowder units are broken on walls though and can't fire down. Crossbows do it sometimes

>>126165025

He's some fitizen or something

No idea

He's also a pollack

I think his face is too small for his body, either way looks weird

The fact it's centered around history attracts nationalist nutjobs

>>126165063
>oh one type of unit out of all of them happens to work, have you played the game???? XD
Fuck off. M2 is broken garbage and is only god for the modding potential.

>>126165121
yea the main type of ranged unit works on walls and is used to great effect during sieges. yet you recommend not using any at all.

archers with fire arrows are essential for defending in Medieval 2 so you're bullshitting

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>>126165075
oh god I just noticed the comments.

I forgot how cringeworthy /pol/ was.

>>126165254
It's the main type of ranged unit because none of the others fucking work you imbecile.
>fire arrows are essential to defending
Kek, looks like you're the only one who hasn't played the game here then. Since you're better off just charging out with cav since the AI doesn't know better and will let you kill their troops that way. Alternatively just open a gate on the opposite side and their army will try to rush there. Rinse and repeat.

Keep defending that piece of shit though if it makes you feel better.

>>126164997
I started early because I like seeing the progression from light mail to heavy full-body plate. What's the full difference between the two? If I play early do I eventually get to late units?

>>126165416
>It's the main type of ranged unit because none of the others fucking work you imbecile.
yet crossbows are used to kill heavily armored troops (especially cav which is deadly) since bows run out of ammo before being effective against them
and guns are used to cause morale shock and penetrate armor

>the rest of that post
"I use exploits so the game is easy"
that'd be like me spamming the autoresolve in Attila to win every battle. Don't be a pleb

>>126165561
Neither crossbows or gunpowder units can fire from the walls properly, you'd be lucky to get a single kill. So nothing about what you mentioned matters when they can't attack.

>>126165550
problem with early is that there is very little unit variety. and you'll be using mostly the same troops for most of the game since when you reach later armor and units you'll have conquered much of the world.

I like early starts for that roleplaying feel though

>If I play early do I eventually get to late units?
yes but I suggest not being overly effective in each turn then since that will take a lot of turns

>>126165643
I was mainly talking field battles but you can place them in the streets. a crossbow unit in front of a breech in the walls is deadly

>>126165646
trust me I'm fucking awful at Total War. I play way too slow and inefficiently, don't like betraying other faction's trust or declaring war on more peaceful factions just because I want land. It takes me fucking ages to get anywhere so that should be fine. How long does it take to get to later units in turns?

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>>126165739
well then sure play early. which faction are you playinng?

>How long does it take to get to later units in turns?
took me a year pic related

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kk-M_SaFCw&feature=em-uploademail

They're doing it again the madmen.

Glad it's not Mykel Hawk tier.

>>126165738
And my original post was about siege battles, hence why I said its pointless to have them in your garrison. They're not effective because they're broken and you're better off just getting more melee units.

>>126150181
Usually signs of low traits. Traits affect your speeches. High command generals give rousing speeches. Low command are literally autists. Add in traits like "dumb" "unsocial" etc it makes some speeches hilarious.

>>126165870
no it's not pointless to have archers. you are wrong.
It's not pointless to have crossbows and gunpowder units in the streets either. but sure more melee is always nice

>>126152089
>Kingdom of Heaven
That's not the "dark ages"(really weren't that dark) though.

>b-but CA can't mocop anything in Warhammer, they have to do it all by hand, that's why it looks so shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSXV5qSylyo

shills btfo

>>126165827
Oh jeeze that's a lotta turns
I played Genoa (Because I fucking love crossbows and genoese crossbowmen will be hype as fuck) for some time but because I don't expand I'm kinda caught. To the North and East is the Empire, to the West is France and I'm on friendly terms with both. To the South is Rome and I definitely ain't attacking the Papacy and the fucking Moors keep raiding my island towns so I have to keep my main army there. I've only got one military castle so can only pump out Spearmen/Light Men At Arms/Peseant Crossbowmen/Mailed Knights once every four turns so replenish my army is a fucking bitch. I don't have the military power and barely have the economic power to take let alone hold lands in the Middle East or Africa.
Not sure what to do.

>>126166192
What the fuck are you even on about? What looks like shit?

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>>126166193
>so replenish my army is a fucking bitch
that's SS for you. castles is key to success
also all your feudal troops have free upkeep in them so spam them whenever you cna build them.
I'd blitz Milan if I were you. that city is a goldmine and secure nearby castles like the ones in Switzerland.
>Not sure what to do.
also when i doubt liberate that holy lands from the infidel

>Oh jeeze that's a lotta turns
yes I hevn't played actively though so if you play regularly you'll go through it way faster than I did

>>126165293
Most of /pol/ is very aware of the issues facing Europe today. There's even a /pol/ militia currently in Syria protecting christian areas from ISIS and the FSA and freeing up SAA resources so they can remove western backed rebel filth.

>>126166264
When people saw the shitty Ork animations in Blackfire pass, all the shills started making excuses about them not being mocapped, so they weren't going to look very good until release.

Turns out they are mocapped.

>>126166380
>Liberate
I can't hold lands that far away, I just don't have the power and trying to do so will devastate my economy. If I could send my main army perhaps but it's stuck babysitting the islands against the fucking Moors.

Maybe I should start a new campaign, porbably as Genoa again but be a bit more aggressive against rebel/indie settlements early on so I can get more lands. Any tips for getting strong armies early on? My main problem then was gathering forces to actually take the indie/rebel towns. I mean, all I can recruit is shitty militia spearmen.
Also, is it better to have one military settlement and the rest economy early? Or 50/50?

>>126165843
This is where the budget goes.

>>126166487
>There's even a /pol/ militia currently in Syria protecting christian areas from ISIS and the FSA and freeing up SAA resources so they can remove western backed rebel filth.
source on this?
And are they westerners or Syrians who browse /pol/?

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>>126166487
Oh god, it never stops.

>>126166513

Not him but some guy here complained about the troll walk you fucking retard, you're the first guy I've ever heard complain about the orc animations

>>126166513
How were the animations bad? I mean they can always be better but there's obviously more animations for the units now than there's been previously.

>>126166686
>Here.

I'm talking about TWC and the forums memefriend. When did I say /twg/?

>>126166746

So what? The orc animations are fine, it was just the troll walk that was dodgy, are you going to scour the internet in an attempt to find a video with the troll walk?

https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/3xtfgy/can_any_employee_from_ca_that_frequents_this_sub/cy7n3wj

Guard mode is back in warhammer.

>>126166560
early game just use spears as a holding force. focus on cav and skirmishers for killing. If you can't assault the town just siege them. also mercenaries are great

>>126166560
>Or 50/50?
hard to say. at least 40% castles I'd say. depends on were you're expanding. but once you're in a serious war you'll need them so badly to resuply your armies.

I usually secure one front and have that as my economic part. Problem with Italy is theres not that many castels mainly cities. but Genoa and Venice get great militia troops aswell so don't worry too much about having too many cities

>>126166805
Speaking of Venice is it worth declaring war on them early or should I wait until later on in the game?

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>>126165843
>mfw the slav autist who has been spamming every CA video finally gets a response here
I don't know why they waste their time replying to retards.

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But why?

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>>126166804
>reddit

>>126164915
>>126164264
Is that latsbrah? I don't want to watch the video

>>126165843
>>126166882

>2 most important superpowers
>bulgarian empire

This is literally the first time I've ever heard of it

>>126166858
I don't remember how many cities they start with. if they only have Venice then yes blitz them. That city is another goldmine. watch out for the Pope though. he'll fack up yourwar by demanding you make peace with them

Why are there no campaign map unit sounds for EB2?

Also how the fuck does this building system work with the various types of policies?

>>126166892
>But why?
WE HUNGER FOR BLOOD AND BATLLE

>>126166973
yeah it's Latsbrah

>>126166892
>2 stars generals only
because you play on normal/normal

>>126167002
It'll have to be a blitz then. I don't particularly care about the other city, just securing Northern Italy and taking Venice.
In my current/old game I managed to buy Balogne from the Empire for I think 15000 florens so that was handy.

>>126166892
Historically that's what faced the fledgling Rome in 272BC which after 500 years since being found finally took most of Italia from the Etruscans and Samnites.

>>126166932
I'll stop posting stuff from reddit the moment CA start posting stuff here ;)

>>126166804

I think a guy there has made a very important point, the ability to walk backwards.

I think that would add a lot of depth to combat, but it should be limited only to the most veteran or elite troops, coordinating something like that on the battlefield is next to impossible, Cannae is considered a masterpiece because of it.

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>>126167117
>Cannae is considered a masterpiece because of it.
wow we walked backwards! such genious

humans really are low tier barbarian filth

>>126166892
is eb2 playable?

>>126167186

>emus think they are hot shit because they beat a bunch of aussies

>>126167195
New version came out yesterday. So yes. Still a lot of placeholder text for the sheer amount of detail put into everything. Not found anything major though just the placeholder text, a couple of strange textured units and campaign map unit sounds randomly appearing and disappearing.

What if the next game is Roma 3?

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Now I remember why I didn't take Milan until 20 turns in last time

>Spearmen Sergeants
>Mailed knights

How the hell do I match that this early

>>126167656
We will buy it and meme anyway

>>126167656
tfw you know they'd reuse the voices from Rome 2

>>126167656

I wouldn't mind because classical antiquity is my favourite period as long as the advances justify a new game

>>126167656
Empire is the one lacking a sequel.

>>126167795
oh shit....eh lure them out and kill with genoese crossbow spam?

>>126167916
Don't have Geonese crossbowmen, don't get them until tier 3 archery range (Which I didn't get to last playthrough either).
I literally can only recruit spear militia and in three turns mounted sergeants. No mercs either.

>>126167795
Pretty much only option is to siege them until they sally out and then wipe them out outside the city.

>>126168034
Their army is far stronger than mine and I'm not familiar enough with Med 2 to say that I can win it through tactics.

Well, they've taken the majority of their forces out of Milan.
Now I guess my best choice is to try and defeat their army in the field now and then take Milan herself. Damn I hope I can win this one

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Forever

>try EB 2
>Crash

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>>126166892

Post >yfw based triplex acies

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I feel like a cunt playing total war attila as the franks.

My greatest allies that have been defending me are owning land i need for my side objectives so i end up declaring everyone.

The only ones that havn't been in my way are the jutes and the geats, especially the jutes are my greatest ally.

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With steam sale starting in 5.5 hours, I'm thinking about buying The Last Roman, Empires of Sand and maybe Age of Charlemagne. Is there anything else I should consider?

>>126168960

I don't think AOC will be on sale this soon, maybe 10%

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>>126137783

Damn it!

>>126167795

Give them bait. AI autist will move out, even if doesn't attack you, ends up sitting in the woods. You take the undefended city.

I know nothing about what happened during the years TW: Attila was set in and I want to know. Is there a video I can watch somewhere about this? I don't know what to search.

>>126170132
Age of Empires 2 the Conquerors expansion, play through the Attila campaign, this should do the trick

>>126168960
Pirates and Raiders - New Factions with completely new rosters and interesting starting positions.

Blood and Gore / Blood and Burning - Obvious reasons.

Celts Culture Pack / Longbeards - Interesting factions with unique and interesting rosters.

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>>126170132
>Is there a video
Don't be murican, read a book.

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10th Day of Festag.

New Rallypoint and Starting positions released.

http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Tenth_Day_of_Festag

>>126170371
Just searched what you just recommended and got this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWEzpuuTE_Y

Hopefully it will be just as good.

>>126170291
Do culture packs affect anything if I don't play the factions from them? Does the AI get the extended rooster/bonuses/mechanics?

>>126170467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBKKTgwPufE

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I thought autistic slavs from TWC were just a meme... until now

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>>126166038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCR8xV7fb5w

I don't know why CA never put this much effort into their general's speeches again, but it hurt me. It still hurts a lot.

>>126170467
The movie is set in 180s AD though, I don' know that they were thinking when they came up with the name.

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>>126170576

>>126170483
All of the units and shit are already in the game when the pack was released, all buying it does is unlock playing as them.

There may be a few things like buildings and traits and such that aren't available until you buy it though.

>>126170668
>>126170576
>The Balkans in Shogun 2
He shouldn't give those retards stupid ideas

>>126170576
>Most people buy games because the game is fun, a very very small minority buy it because it has some sort of ancestral importance.

CA just can't comprehend the full extent of the slavposters.

>>126170576
>>126170668

Do slavs have their TW hellas?

>>126170393
>Dwarves start with one province.
>Not a widespread collection of scattered holds like they suggested.

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>126111201
Starting a new campaing. Rawling.

>>126170668

>people don't buy games on the grounds their ancestors aren't represented in them

Autistic, stupid and a slav. It's like the Retard Tri-Force.

>>126170668
>>126170576
>Bulgarians
not even once

I remember reading a comment under the Age of Charlemagne reveal video that complained about "the Empire of Bulgaria" not being included

>>126171003

Reminder that both Dwarven legendary lords will start at the same Karak despite both of them being the kings of different holds.

>>126171003
It's just your starting location you retard, you need to conquer and unify the other dwarf provinces first as part of your quest thing

>>126171090
Reminder that it's a video game and not one of your autistic lore books

>>126171032
>>126171057

I blame communism

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>>126171090
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Still preordering it

>>126171132

They should have different starting positions, not that I really care though

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>>126171057
>>126171189
BEHOLD

>>126171292
>893-927
>Byzantium

yep, fits right in with Charlemagne, both time and location wise :-)

>>126171057
And I bet they would be double assblast if CA added Bulgarian Khanate with Terngri as religion and rooster full of Turkish units.

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>>126170580

>>126171382

That would be glorious, the amount of slav butthurt would be off the charts

Does EB2 unit movement speed seem a little slow and "sluggish"? I like how combat goes for longer but most of the units seem slower than med knights in full plate.

>>126171429

I've noticed this too.

Another issue I have is enemy units breaking instantly and then coming right back.

>>126171429
It's just 3D engine in work.

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Why the FUCK do my faction leaders keep getting fucking dread and general disloyalty traits holy SHIT

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>tfw EB2

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>CA releases "Full" Dwarven army roster.
>Still missing units.

Why have CA kept the existence of the Runesmiths hidden from us /twg/?

>>126171512
Unlike attila traits have certain triggers. For example if you use your general offensively in battle you might get the battle dread, bloody and scarred traits. If you exterminte cities and kill prisoners you might get the strategy dread traits. Having your governor build brothels get them the lewd traits and even setting taxes to high will have them gain evil traits.

It is a shame that the newer games never go this in depth with the traits systen.

>>126171687
>traits have certain triggers

Yeah that's literally what's happening in Attila though

>>126171614

I heard someone say that 2 units are missing from the roster

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>>126170393
VAMPIRE COUNTS WHEN?!?!?!??!?

fuck bread, fuck street signs, fuck advertisement trucks, FUCK EVERYTHING!!!

What if you end up enjoying warhammer?

>>126171779
January apparently, the final 3-4 months will then be lets plays and general purpose showcases and such.

>>126171761
Traits in attila are all primarily stat boosts or penalties and aren't interesting.

>>126171779
post yfw Vampire Cucks get cancelled in favor of Toomb Keks

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>>126171805

>not enjoying it

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>>126170393
I like how Dwarfs, Greenskins and Vampire Counts start pretty close to each other but the Empire starts 'far away' and will be fucked the hardest from the Storm of Chaos

>>126171846

They are literally the same shit

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>>126171765
Might be because gyrocopters are split between brimstone and steam guns, so that guy might have counted it as a single unit when it isn't in the game.

Glad based runesmiths are confirmed though.

Why does Warhammer research go from bottom to top?

It should be the other way around

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Would you rather have a girlfriend or a trebuchet?

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>>126171864
>Replacing a relatively important faction with a completely irrelevant one
ishigishidootydoo

>>126172018

Did you know that the mongols were the first to adopt counterweight terbchets? The chinese prisoner they used during their chinese campaigns had to come up with a way of defeating the massive fortifications of a chinese stronghold I forgot the name of, so he came up with it.

>>126172087
That's what the chinks want you to believe

>>126172018
>Why not both?
I have a wife and I'm already working on a trebuchet to besiege my enemies castles.
There's nothing life can give me now except for a finished trebuchet

>>126172143
Not even lemons?

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>>126172236
Siege on, young Trebber