/utg/ - Undertale General

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First for its okay to like a charater that did shitty things

nth for best sans voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhJdiLu26QE

>>125901792
That's the whole point of forgiveness.

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MURDER

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Fishy goodness.

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xth for red!

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Absolutely F R E S H OC starring ???

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nth for Lesser Gote

>>125901792
I like every character.
Asgore's not my favourite since he doesn't really interest me, personally, but I like him nonetheless.

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>>125901792
That is objectively true.

BOBBY

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>>125901917
I love doodles like these man.

Keep em coming

>Be Frisk
>Years after the Queen Undyne ending, the monsters of the Underground finally escape
>Their plan goes into motion
>Step 1: Kill you
>Unfortunately, Frisk isn't a common name on the surface
>You have, at most, a week before Undyne finds you and gives you hell
What do?

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>>125901879

>>125901815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-3DS4yOFJQ
that isn't crashboombanger

>>125901782
>you will never fug a qt trap ghost

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http://pastebin.com/ysCQxN5H
Vote, you know the drill

>>125901983
bwuhh

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>>125902004
Way too red anon.

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>>125901782
How many Ghost/robot posters here?

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>>125901994
Thanks, anon <3

I really want to do a Papyrus one, but holy shit his skull is hard to draw for some reason

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hey fagots

respond to this post with low quality art requests

the shittier the better

Does anyone have a link to the comic where Frisk gives Asriel his soul and then Asriel encounters sans and sans is all "nah" and goes final boss on his ass? It's like this extended thing I saw on someone's tumblr and I can't find it anymore but the art was pretty cool.

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>>125902016
Not with that attitude.

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Xth for crossovers.

http://strawpoll.me/6311244

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*DO NOT BULLY THE ROBOT

>>125902003
Pray that Undyne's stupidity is enough to let a human get close enough to wake up the souls.

If that fails, pray modern weaponry is enough to kill a god.

When that fails, keep your LOAD button close and your RESET button closOH WAIT.

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>Wahhh Toriel bailed out as queen!
Yeah 'cause both of her kids mcfucking died and her husband declared war on humanity, incriminating every single human man, woman and child as the enemy.
>B-But she bailed!
Asgore fucked up, Toriel fucked up, they were both grieving and dealt with it about as poorly as they could.

>>125902116
Sans drinking ketchup, but like in a sexy way.

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post qt spider

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>>125902113
It's ok anon, skulls are tricky fuckers but you can do it.

I BELIEVE IN YOU

>>125902116
Burgerpants winning at life

>>125902116
Alphys and Napstablook meet, and are caught in an eternal loop of apologizing to one another.

>>125901661
>make /utg/ great again

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/r/ing gif of papy and sans doing this

>>125902195
What a cute robot.

>>125902094
I only leave for sleep.

>>125902119
http://dreemurr-reborn.tumblr.com/

I think ghostposters might be turning me gay.

>>125902116
frisk in pjs

>>125902116
Asgore playing darts and accidentally killing a child with one

>>125902269
seconding this.

>>125902152
I'll be the only one to vote no because I don't really care about changing the endings

Hard mode should be its own reward for determined players only

Hey guys, I just want to apologize for trying to actually discuss Undertale in the last thread. Now I know it's frowned upon and this is a circlejerk that is entirely self-serving and only exists for the gratification of people who lurk this thread every hour of every day.

I'll try to find somewhere else to talk about Undertale, share my theories on the characters, their motivations, and my speculations about their feelings towards one another.

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http://strawpoll.me/6311270

>>125902116
Frisk throwing a stick at Sans's head and killing him

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So close.

>>125902356
You're forgiven.

>>125902356
FUCK OFF

>>125902152
Only if the endings are worse than the current ones or better but with a soulless pacifist tier twist to sour it

You know what you must do

http://strawpoll.me/6311288

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>>125902356
later homo

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>>125902330
>mfw giving gotefuckers what they want

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>>125900710
oh wow what a dumb fucking animal

More proof that Dogs > Catd

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>>125902356
Being passive aggressive doesn't help you, you know.

>>125901661
>>125902265

I bet Trump is a goatposter

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MTT is cute <3

>>125902217
>Yeah 'cause both of her kids mcfucking died and her husband declared war on humanity, incriminating every single human man, woman and child as the enemy.
>it's okay for a ruler to ditch their people if stuff starts to get morally gray.

Toriel's 'plan' was to keep her people trapped underground forever with no hope of actually getting to the surface.

>inb4 but the humans would have died of old age and they could use the souls then!

Assuming that they would have been totally cool with being away from their families and the rest of the modern world forever and wouldn't try and murder Asgore or Toriel for their souls in order to cross the barrier.

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>>125902356
I don't know which one I hate more, people afraid to get on FIRE! or people like you who are all passive aggressive about it.

>>125902217
I'm thankful the overthrown Toriel endings exist. Because the amount of logic behind Toriel declaring the law to support humans no matter the circumstances is foolish

Papyrus, Undyne and a dog make better rulers than the goats

>>125902356
Soriel isn't discussing Undertale. It's discussing fanon

>>125902537
post sexy mtt art

>>125902395
I fixed your poll
http://strawpoll.me/6311312

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>>125902404
why is pap so perfect

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I want Mettablook to work for a wealthy Burgerpants and face sexual harassment and customer complaints. I want Burgerpants to swim in a diamond hot tub and fuck bit Catty and Bratty.

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>tfw I have no idea what the fuck butterscotch is
>no translation on any translating software
>no wikipedia page
>no nothing
>Butterscotch literally does not exist in my culture

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>>125897909

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>>125902537
MTT is lewd

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>>125902356
get out of my thread faggot
dont forget your precious (You)

>>125902540
Realistically, they could've welcomed a single human, or the fallen, to live their life with them, making a lifetime of memories to share with the humans after dying from natural causes, absorbing the soul and reaching out to cultivate a bond

>>125902004
Thanks Pardo anon.

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>>125902306
Ghosts have no gender, darling, so it's not gay.

>>125902356
t. alberto barbosa

>>125902656
my cats name is butterscotch :3

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>>125902664
holy shit is toriel making out with frisk in the last panel?

that's hot

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post fire

>>125902217
Isn't abdicating/resigning in protest an established and valid way of quitting your political support for someone?

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CUTEEEE

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Every single one of you.


Collect your mind, break it down and wosh it piece by piece.

This is no way to enter a new thread.

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>>125902781

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>>125902625

>>125902656
Butterscotch is pretty rare here, too.
The only time I ever eaten anything with butterscotch were Butterscotch Candies. My memory's kinda spotty but they don't taste all that good to me

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>>125902634
Perfect person.

Perfect for lewds.

>>125902421
Good taste.

>>125902656
It's made of brown sugar and butter, sort of like a sweeter toffee.

>>125902664
MUH HEART

>>125902832
BLU- oh.

>>125902356
Speaking as one of the people who was having a good argue last thread, you fuck off just the same as the whiny namefags.

Undyne phone wallpapers???

>>125902580
>>125902495
For all you know they might be completely sincere.

>>125902664
Why is Frisk dead during a true pacifist run?

Why is Chara dying in the ruins and also in Toriel's arm

Why does Asgore not give a shit that his son is dying when that's his entire charater motivation.

>>125902716
That's pretty much what they were doing until Chara went and fucked everything up and pretty much re-ignited anti-human feelings that the monsters probably had since the original war.

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>>125901909

You are welcome anon, dont let random chumps who you will never meet in the real world get to you when they shit on your tastes. Most of the same have similar or worse tastes. Or not? Its all subjective, thats the beauty of this whole shitflinging about peoples fetishes going on in these threads.

Live a good life, be a good person, and keep any shit you harbor to 2D only. The rest shall sort itself out, as long as you dont pull your hair over it. Also furry shotas arent my thing, i subscribe to plain ones. Still, personal tastes, enjoy what you enjoy with no shame anon.

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>>125902004
The Miami Mutilator does it again!

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>>125902625

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>>125902656
For me, it literally gave "cream toffee".

I'm not entirely convinced that's accurate.
>>125902954
Nah, don't be autistic.

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>>125902953

>>125902961
Lil' fuckin' shit child

>>125902540
>Toriel's 'plan' was to keep her people trapped underground forever with no hope of actually getting to the surface.
They could have waited for the fallen humans to die peacefully as long as they weren't out to do a genocide run, in which case monsterkind would be justified on killing them and gotten the souls needed that way.

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h-hey there anon

t-take care of this goat, okay? good care!

>>125903001
>three incher
Was perfect up until that point.
Souce?

>>125903041
Seeing how the six kids all wanted to leave the Underground, I don't think they would have wanted to die peacefully.

>>125903054
I don't want your fucking goat

Should I draw waitress Mettablook lewds or Burgerpants contemplating his existence.

>>125903029
>Nah, don't be autistic.
>posts fan-ver Asriel

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>>125903054
You got it anon!

Look I even found a nice home for him

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http://imgur.com/a/T3qQz

http://strawpoll.me/6311352

Vote in this poll for me

Just want to know opinions~

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>>125902650
I want Napstablook to catch wind of the fact someone is mistreating their beloved cousin and fuck Burgerpants up

>>125902987
y esgood

More

>>125903041
Short sighted.
It's pretty evil to just hold a human down there if they want to leave.

Do exactly that and they'll just end up trying to escape by force instead, resulting in either their or Asgore's death.

>>125901815
that isn't joel

>>125903054
I know a goat farm that could use this. Looks pretty healthy, could sell for a bit.

>>125902832
Is that image ever gonna get deleted?

>>125903054
*Ditch

>>125903125
Burgerpants contemplating his existence as he looks at waitress Mettablook lewds.

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This world needs more gym teacher Undyne.

>>125902787
Democracy and monarchy are pretty fucking different buddy.

>>125903163
Feel free to leave anytime.

Undertale phone wallpapers????

>>125902265
build a wall to keep out the furfags

>>125903198
>she's so ebil for wanting to keep you safe ; ;

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>>125901868
yes

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>>125903196
This artist has wonderful MTT art
I just found them

>>125903236
Mods are robofags and have great taste

>>125902961
>Why is Frisk dead during a true pacifist run?
Don't you remember that one scene where they couldn't wake up Frisk after Asriel let the souls free?

>>125903334
Here's your (you)

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hello im child, child the child, I have fallen into this hol and i need furher guidance

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Christmas soon.

>>125902802
>telling anons to lobotomize themselves

I know your game, demon bucket, and I refuse to play it!

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>>125903130
You think everything with some imagination is autistic?
Ironically, if you can't tell apart what is and what is not autistic, it probably means you are one and should listen when people say.

>>125903248
>lesbian gym teacher

1980 called, they want their ignorant attitude towards LGBT people back.

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>>125903286

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The reign of booby is about to be toppled by gook frisk.
New MemeOfTheYear

>>125903264
It's just a poll, friend

>>125903236
It's just a chicken in a robot.

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Which anon should we sexualize next?
>>125902356
Thank you for being considerate.

>>125903198
Assuming Jerry is exempt, isn't it more evil to offer to kill someone so they can leave? I'd argue that making them comfortable is the least evil option for everyone involved. The human had an accident and is stuck, but sometimes shit happens.

A friend of mine is playing Undertale after it won the Gamefaqs poll. I was glad he started playing at first, but...
>Killed Toriel because he found her fight tedious
>Didn't know you never have to kill anyone until mid Snowdin
>Got frustrated with lack of progress on the Papyrus fight and killed him
>Doesn't find the game engaging or find the spares rewarding
>In mid Waterfall now, Lv 8, probably going to kill Undyne because he won't figure out that fleeing is the solution
I don't like these feels, /utg/.

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>>125903090
Railroad Mejic I believe

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Before I start part 4 I think I'm going to get some things done and start dinner, but I should have it finished around the same time tonight I usually do.

As for what happened last thread, I do apologize if I derailed actual discussion rather than aimless arguing. From the outside looking in it looked like nothing was going anywhere, but if that's not the case then I'm sorry.

Honestly I'm surprised just saying one thing with a name attached derailed it to such an extent.

>>125902961
Toriel took Chara's body to the ruins and buried them under that bed of flowers that you fell on.

>>125903054

*Kidnap

>>125903393
i think "toriel is evil" is the real shitpost. y'all try way too hard to not look like momposters, it's silly

>>125903398

talk flowr
grb nif e

sans bedtim

g8 teem

>>125903496
Thanks for posting. I forgot to filter you last thread.

>>125903418
I dunno if you're being serious but inability to tell what people mean without hyper literal explanations is actually autistic. It was a joke about Asrielfags being autism. There, I explained it.
>imagination
Yeah okay whatever the fuck you're on about.

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Why are these ghosts so cute?

>>125903463
Sexualize passive aggressive tantrum anon.

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>>125903398
ayo, im flow, flow the flower, ima help youre ass right now lil bitch

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>>125903415
Did someone say lobotomy?

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>>125903334
And Hitler was so kind keeping all those Jews safe.

>>125903560
That'll show him

>>125903439
THIS IS SHIT

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>>125903463
ANON IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

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>>125903286

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>>125903163
Anon, did you finally finish OFF? If that's the case, what did you think of it?
>>125903423
She's canonically a gym teacher on Toriel's school on several endings.

>>125903557
Here's another (you).

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>>125903463
Well thats up to Muffet writefag
let him decide what to be lewded and what not to be lewded.

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>>125903179
I want AU alphys to fuck him up bad.

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>>125903423
But in some endings she literally becomes a gym teacher for Toriel's school? I mean it'd be safe to assume she might pursue that career post-pacifist as well.

>>125903605
>toriel's house is a concentration camp
now that's a leap

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>>125902852

>>125903637
Kind of want lewds of passive-aggressive "I'm just discussing the game" Soriel poster.

>>125903471
>Got frustrated with lack of progress on the Papyrus fight and killed him
I don't think you can even do enough damage to kill him before he spares you.
Your friend killed him in cold blood.

>>125903471
Scream at him.

>>125903496
>Honestly I'm surprised just saying one thing with a name attached derailed it to such an extent

Pretty sure anyone would have replied the same way to your posts even if you didn't have a name. This is the superiority complex that make people feel bitter against people with names.

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Most undertale fans are passionate teens
How old are you guys?

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>>125903586

>>125903707
I didn't realize we were making Amalgams.

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>>125903579
Oh nevermind, you're not autistic, just stupid. I'll explain it to you then.

First, your joke isn't funny because it looks more like an insult, second, "fan-ver" implies artistic freedoms, hence, imagination.

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>>125903471
>Got frustrated with lack of progress on the Papyrus fight and killed him
How shitty do you have to be that you can't even beat Papyrus

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>>125903496
Don't worry about it Skull, the shitposting just got a little thick in the last thread.

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post family

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>>125903623
Yup! All three endings. The combat was a complete joke, and beating the Purified Zones means you're overleveled as fuck, so it wasn't much of a challenge. The fight with The Queen and the 'fight' with Hugo probably rank as some of my favorite moments in any game. In the end I sided with The Judge. Were you the one who recommended it?

>>125903758
It just turned into a shit show, with the namefags taking a lot of the heat.

They said some stupid shit, but it just got way out of hand

>>125903830
cant papyrus literally not beat you

>>125903769
24

>>125903720
You are right. If you get him low on HP, he will always try to spare you.

>>125903720
>>125903471
This, he always spares you first.

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>>125903471
MY FUCKING FRIEND
>killed toriel
>used the spare mechanics once just to see how they work
>never goes for optional dialogue ever
>quit after fighting asgore once because he didn't want to backtrack
this would all be forgivable except
>skips in-battle dialogue
>skips changed out of battle dialogue after game overs/resets

This asshole is causing me such pain.

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>>125903769
31

>>125902656
It's like softer toffee

>>125903637
Muffet writefag isn't the be-all and end-all of lewd writefaggotry.

Aspiring writefags, arise!

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>>125903690
>xamag does porn now

i-isn't she like 15

>>125903387
Did final battle take place in the afterlife or something?

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>>125903771

hello, im goat the tutorial, your my son now, lets go home son

>>125903496
I like you.
Please keep posting.

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>>125903682
There's an oven and not much space to move around so.

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>>125902264
sorry for late ghostpost

>>125903940
dude she's 20 now

>>125903946
No, it's real-time, but Asriel absorbs everybody.

To the monsters, it seemed like you passed out, and are waiting for you to wake up

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>>125903843
Okay

>>125903895
You literally can't die to him because the fight stops at one hp and if that happens three times then he lets you pass and becomes your friend anyways.

>>125903917
Don't you love when people are too stubborn to even try and play the game correctly?

>>125903769
23

>>125903920
NO ANIME FOR YOU

reminder that muffet is a q t loli

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>>125903637

Is there a list of the anons who have fallen to Muffet writefags lewd writing prowess?

The only i recall is that he lewded muscleanon with tons of greentexts (which strangely ended up in the OP Pastebin). Anyone else of note that has been lewded by Muffet writefag?

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>>125903769
22. I've already wasted my entire life.

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>>125903105
>>125903138
>>125903230
>>125903241
y-you guys don't know how to take care of goats?!

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>>125903809
It WAS an insult idiot. Context is important too y'know?

Can I smooch you, Anon?

>>125902314

"Accidentally".

Sure.

Then again, >>125902116

How about just that.

Asgore kills all the kids, but it's a set of accidents getting successively worse with each human.

>>125904106
Not if I smooch you first!

>>125903940
Wouldn't call that porn, it's lewd but not graphic. It's not uncommon for teen artists to draw actual porn though

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post punny comics

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>>125903940
Did you not look at porn until you were 18?

Seriously?

I mean, they don't actually have any way of checking your age you know.

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>>125903769
...26

...I'm getting a doctorate in a few months

I hope no one finds out about the weird shit I draw

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>>125904046
What.
what

what
i can't have known about her for FIVE years

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>>125903895
He can't kill you, but he can definitely beat and send you back to the locked shed right next to his house.
>>125903876
>Were you the one who recommended it?
Nope, but I was one of the anons who kept asking you about your progress on it. I'm really glad you enjoyed the game.

>>125903769
19
It feels like I'm the youngest one here.

>>125903769
People here are 23 on average. In fact I remember a poll where almost non were under 20.

>>125904024
>Nasptablook goes on /mu/

I believe it.

>>125903471
The whole point of a first playthrough is to realize how you could spare/kill EVERYONE and get a different ending. The Pacifist and Genocide endings are more cathartic that way.

With that said, I must commend you for not being a sperg and telling your friend how to play the game. That would make your friend find the game even LESS enjoyable.

>win with the power of friendship taken from Earthbound
>the mega villain is actually a cute furry kid taken from Dark Chronicle
>even the cute furry characters themselves are stolen from Cave Story

Is there anything in Undertale that isn't shamelessly derivative?

nth for human au asgore works on planned parenthood

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>>125904195
time passes by quickly without us knowing

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>>125904101
Oh, we know what to do with goats.

>>125904101
I don't. That goat farmer does though. That's why i'm selling it to him. Maybe he'll be bred instead of buchered.

>>125903769
22

>>125903830
>>125903720
I think he was under the impression that every fight has a "Do X to spare" option and all the bosses are "Do X repeatedly for a while to spare" so when it seemed like there was a lack of progress, he got frustrated and went for the easy option.

>>125903753
The thing is he's normally very good at understanding narrative craft and has a good analytical eye for literature so I thought he'd appreciate Undertale's narrative. He admits to not being so invested in video games and added, "I guess my thing is, I haven't bought into the game enough to care about saving a bunch of pixels," which to me is like saying "I haven't bought into the book enough to care about a bunch of text dying" when reading one of the classic tragedies.

I'm worried, /utg/. Is this what it means to not be a normie and talk to one?

>>125904215
I thought I was the only 19 year old here.

>>125904261
You could probably say Undertale is derivative from Hamlet if you try hard enough

>>125904161
She has some porn on /y/.
>>125904190
Well, I mean, I did, but it's like... it's weird seeing younger folks than you making porn. That's weird.

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>>125903769
Utero

>>125904195
>Feb
My boi

>>125904198
I'm happy you enjoyed my happiness!

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>>125904181

>>125903940
I thought she was against any drawing guy/guy stuff? At least she was during her homestuck days. Maybe it's because Mettaton isn't really a guy.

>>125904261
>even the cute furry characters themselves are stolen from Cave Story

I won't dispute this point, because I haven't played Cave Story. But could you give a few examples?

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>>125904195
we're all dying more quickly then we realize

chara hips

>people over 30 post here

yikes lmao

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>Got around to finishing OFF yesterday since everyone was talking about here, enjoyed it a lot
>Started the fan game HOME today
>game had okay puzzles and way better combat
>everything in the later half of Zone 2 and Zone 3 has attacks to steal all your CP
>every fight takes forever because of this
God damn it

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>>125903769
22
Somehow I think my body ages faster than it should. I look far older and always have.
Here's the cringy part about mental age etc.

>>125904261
The personalities maybe? The story maybe? I dunno.

Out to watch Star Wars don't shitpost too hard without me

>>125904410
I second this

>>125904410
no

>>125904349
Wait she does? Nice, I really like her style. Might have to check it out.

>>125904078
You can check his pastebin, maybe there might be something I missed http://pastebin.com/u/muffet-writefag

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>>125904282
Time to fucking kill myself.

>>125904193
What are you getting your phd in? I appreciate your sacrifice, your ghostlewds are the highlight of this place to me.

>>125904508
Han Solo kills a large number of bad guys in a final stand against the movie's antagonist before being killed by his companion who was a traitor.

>>125904410
yes

>>125904106
L-let's date first.

>>125899046
>>125900075
Linking these because people are dramatic.

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>>125903248
Yes it does.
I also think it needs more mettadyne

So it's established that Toriel is no better than Asgore and has made the same kind of mistakes.

When does Frisk come in to help these two get over their major malfunctions and make another goatbro to play with?

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>>125904568
That's hilarious. Guess he didn't shoot first.

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>>125903971
Yes son I have big breasts I am woman. I see you are getting hard down there so I will help you maybe

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>>125904396
Look up "mimiga."

>>125904457
You don't need to post with a name, you know

>>125904364
Febiven will carry EU to glory.

>>125904558
Not a pdh
dentist (medical degrees are professional doctorates)

Pacifist Frisk attempts to convince Kylo Ren to give up the Dark side. What happens?

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>>125904106
ok but just don't fall in love with me

>>125904447
Right? I'm playing through it now too. Most of the enemies in Zone 4 stop doing that, so just wait it out a bit more.

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>>125904671

>>125904324
Well, the one friend that I managed to get to play is a semi-normie. He didn't care about the game enough to finish it.
I think he stopped after first encounter with Mettaton and said that the game is boring and he didn't understand what I liked about it.
I don't think he even tried sparing any monsters.

>>125904624
Eh, what of it. Most people here murdered tons of monsters.

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>>125904680

>>125904680
wow this is fucking lewd as fucking fuck dude

>>125904568
I've already been spoiled that multiple times in these very threads, I don't care too much. I just like Star Wars

>>125904257
>The whole point of a first playthrough is to realize how you could spare/kill EVERYONE and get a different ending. The Pacifist and Genocide endings are more cathartic that way.

I mean, I read the Steam description where it says you don't have to kill anyone and took that at face value before I played. I got frustrated on Undyne and Asgore because I thought the only relevant moves were ACTions, items, and Spare and refused to fight or flee. But I kept going through frustration and figured it out, so my first run was pseudopacifist, since you can't do pacifist until after Omega Flowey.

>With that said, I must commend you for not being a sperg and telling your friend how to play the game. That would make your friend find the game even LESS enjoyable.

I did at his behest provide a somewhat lengthy (though calm) explanation on how the game clues you into sparing Toriel while teaching you about core gameplay mechanics even though it tempts you with killing her (talking is useless, the scripted critical hit). I guess I'm also kinda sperging out by talking to you guys about it. I did want to tell him "FUCKING PAY ATTENTION" but I know you can't badger someone into liking a game.

>>125904684
didn't mean to

>>125904106
do not

>>125904781
Wait that's the ending? I just typed random bullshit.

>>125904324
He's just a faggot who can't get invested in stories unless he's spoonfed them.

>>125903619
That's a pretty thick skin.

>>125904106
<3 heck yeah heck yeah
heck yeah heck yeah

>>125904684
And you can just filter out names :^)

>>125904684
Fuck off he needs to keep the name on so I can filter him

>>125904261
>>win with the power of friendship taken from Earthbound
I liked it waaaaaaaay more in this game. It was fine in EB but in UT it's just so good.

>>125904121
>Asgore was originally trying his best to father each lost child that stumbled his way
>he's just unaware of his own strength and incredibly unlucky
>accidentally snaps one child's neck while lovingly ruffling their hair
>takes another kid rollerskating and they manage to skate off a cliff and fall into the abyss
>pushes another kid too hard on a swing and sends them flying so high into the air that they get impaled by a stalactite

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Well? Do you?

>>125904708
>>125904708
He's more successful than Han Solo was.

>>125904684
Which character from Undertale steals this character design?

>>125904695
Oh, well best of luck all the same. Now I'm always going to wonder if my dentist drew ghost lewds.

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>>125904671
>>125904789
>>125904257

Can we please not have another thread full of bickering?

Post cute

>>125903769
18

>>125904708
But the edgelord refused.

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>>125905037

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>>125904106
No, I'm not gay for 3D.

>>125905037
There's no bickering, I'm venting about my friend who doesn't like the game and discussing the game at the same time.

>>125904747
Just saying, if you actually think about how things go down Asgore killing the kids is almost surely a misunderstanding (not helped by Toriel) or self defense in a way. He probably could have stopped once they were almost dead assuming they would stop, I guess.

>>125904838
You were close

>>125903946
Maybe in a sense?

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>>125904568
Do you feel better about yourself for trying to spoil a movie?

>>125905037
>hey guys stop discussing things with each other and spam the same 20 pictures instead

Great plan bucko

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>>125905037
I just want goatparents to hug.

In bed.

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Best family

>>125904996
I guess if it takes your mind off the needles

>>125905037
Anon, two of those posts aren't bickering. It's just people discussing stuff about how the game presents itself.

>>125904996
Honestly, I'd visit my dentist more often if they drew me ghost lewds.

>>125905037
>>125905118
This is unlawful.

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>>125903769
25.
>mfw I still haven't applied for art school

>>125905037
>>125905118
And that's how the cookie crumbles

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>>125905037
nah fuck you

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>>125905037
Stop being a god damn nice police. You're on 4chan.

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>>125905267
>mfw I'm taking art classes at university, for free

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>>125904731
Good to know, what do you think of it so far by the way?

Personally im not really impressed by the story,but im hoping that things will pick up by the room. I fully expect the whole plot twist of it to be that it takes place after the Judge ending in OFF and its just Judge having gone insane wondering around the purified Zones or something equally as depressing hopefully im wrong though.

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>>125905037
Deploying cute.

>>125905363
>being on 4chan is a free pass to act like an asshole

This is how you can tell someone is not from 4chan

>>125905183
>Blooky was the only one happy being a ghost

I wonder how their parents feel?

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Would you join the Flowey Fanclub, Anon?

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Does anyone else feel bad about killing things in other games now?

I'm having a hard time completing Fallout 4 because of the idle dialogue from the Raiders... and knowing that Deathclaws are semi intelligent.

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Who here didn't a violence?

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>>125905267
>>125905365
>art degrees

>>125905467
[x] Sarcasm

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>>125905398
The only asshole here is the one trying to police actual discussion.

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>>125905363
Yeah, but /utg/ is meant to be comfy.
Post comfy. Please.

>>125905495
What's that from?

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>>125905440
yes.

>>125905406
Maybe their parents are corporeal too? Maybe if you're a corporeal ghost you still have ghost children. Angry dummy said something like that almost all ghosts dream of becoming corporeal, so it'd make sense.

>>MTT's parents are like a microwave and a teapot or some shit

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taking lewd requests

>>125905467
the raider dialogue actually makes it more satisfying to suplex them to death for me

>>125905440
I'd join. To keep an eye on the little shit and hang out with Papyrus.

>>125905467
is that from the 'uguu' anime?

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>>125905365
>mfw I could probably do that too but I ain't gunna

I am gutter trash for the rest of my life.

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>>125904101

Does kissing the goat on the beepis constitute as quality goat care?

>>125905398
Watch me, cunt.

>>125905534
>implying I'm pursuing a degree in art
My friend, I'm in linguistics. I'm just taking art classes because there's free seats.

>>125905440
After Genocide, I have to.

>>125905642
Never give up.

>>125904901

>He bear hugs the ballerina and she snaps in half
>Goes to play with the child with a guns toy and it actually goes off with a bullet somehow, ricocheting across the underground and headshotting him blowing his brains all across the throne room/
>Tries to read a book to book kid but somehow sets it on fire and in an attempt to put it out with a blanket gets book kid caught up in it and burns him to death
>Wants to show boxer child how to fight, caves their sternum in with a gentle tap and when trying to fix it accidentally rips them open.
>Chef child ties to show asgorehow to cook pies, ends up with her in the oven somehow and is nearly cooked alive. When he tries to pull them out while they're still screaming their head pops off.
>Aqua soul kid notices the pattern and tries to off asgore near the core but falls in and dies to lava horribly screaming.

Only reason he fights frisk is because he knows he's an accident ready to happen and wants to end it quickly for him.

>>125905561
>Yeah, but /utg/ is meant to be comfy.
You know what's not comfy? People telling you you're talking about things incorrectly.

>>125905173
I feel great because random bullshit I typed in two seconds with no knowledge of star wars at all turned out to be correct

>>125904901
>Green kid falls into a mincer during cooking-class and winds up baked into a pie
>He gives Purple a huge stack of books for their birthday, it falls down and crushes them
>Orange keeps demanding he hit them back during boxing and as soon as he makes a fist and bumps them gently with it, they explode
>Sans witnesses all of these and is always quick to make an inappropriate but amusing pun about their manner of death

>>125905606
chara surfing on an anons thousand foot long penis kind of like rail grinding

>>125905561
http://fathom.itch.io/seven-weeks-of-cat-monarchy

Very short little indie game.

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>>125905406
Probably disappointed, if they even had parents.

I think the ghosts just kind of appear, not really from reproduction. They stick together because they're probably the weirdest monsters, hence the vague cousins thing.