/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

First for gay for JZFB

Second for gay for get_right

third for super gay for lolz1e

4th 4 csgl bots not working

5th for straight white american male

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>you will never be shox

I'm gonna neck myself

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7th for m0E

why aren't you watching james ?
twitch . tv armshouse

you fuckers made it 50 posts early

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>>125885238
>you will never be shox

yo steel, you browsin atm?

>>125885371
what do you want you shitter

top kek roflcopter

>>125885371
FUCKING DIRTY STEALING CHEATING JEWISH FUCKWIT.

NO ONE LIKES HIM AT ALL. EVERYONE LAUGHTS AT HIM BEHIND HIS JEWISH BACK

>>125885426
give me a knife

kebabrulle

>>125885371
he's setting up his apartment atm

>>125885426
carry me out of bronze faceit :o

>>125885583
its already set up. looks pretty nice too.
>tfw no place like steels

>lanvev på g

my sides

is shox drunk?

>>125885113
upvoting this
just imagine his tight butthole...

>>125885315
>not watching shoxie

>>125885698
No, just french.

>>125885664
nah he got boxes of shit and his bed to get done

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how do i stop being bad?

>>125885757
became a cute trap

>james peaking and not playing the bomb
really nigga

>>125885426
carry me to your couch bed ;;;;;)

>>125885757
become my gf

>>125885703
tfw I'm literally hard as diamonds now

literally
hard as diamonds
I think I should send my dick to science because lolz1e made my cock hard as diamonds

>>125885757
lower res, lower sens, watch anime, stop masturbating, play with better players, watch a lot of pro games, be a smart person, don't do drugs, drink a lot of water, eat well, don't drink or smoke, exercise, don't be bad.

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>>125885871
i'm already a cute trap, but i'm still bad at cs

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>>125885924
>don't smoke

how do i rush bee

>want to play with friend
>he's rank 1 so we need to level it up because comp is the only good gamemode
>he's way worse than me so it takes super long to get him exp

>>125885935
>cute
>trap

pick fucking one

>>125885698
yeah, he's drinking vodka cranberry

>>125885924
desu i do all of these and im still a le shitter

help

I am literally better than 7/10 of these players.

>>125885935
Do you have a bf who gives you a daily diet of cum?

tfw lolzie isnt talking

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>>125886140
shes mine FUCK OFF

>>125885913
why are swedish boys always so cute

>>125886246
I don't know we just are~

>>125886193
>she

*really.jpg*

james is so bad lol. I bet even sadokist is better

>>125886246
"thanks for the compliment" -Fnatic Flusha

>>125886306
wanna become my bf and exchange pics?

>>125886330
sadokist is like master guardian, not even joking. he's from CoD, remember?

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>>125886140
y-yes

>>125886404
what kind of pics?

>>125886387
me on the right

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>>125886387

>>125886387
uh, gotards?

>nearly 2016
>not playing Rainbow Six Siege

>>125886445
Weird, you should reach GE easily then.

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>>125886387

>>125886387
>I will never experience this

CAN I JUST DIE ALREADY

this general is toxic cancer

I'm going to go boost shitters for money, cya losers

>>125886387
that's just sweden

>>125886474
anything we want
mostly lewds~

>>125886668
I wish

>>125886538
siege is dumb vegas was way better tbhfam
>tfw no rainbow six vegas 3

>>125886737
probably a good thing. 2 was worse than 1

>>125885757
Anime

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Any trash players want to play with a scrub trash player? Need friends.

>>125886695
okay

>>125886874
rank
EU or na

>>125886874
EU/NA ?

Rank?

>>125886958
Na, was mg2 before rank reset. Just been playing casuals.

>>125887019
East or west

>>125887284
East

are these clowns going to lose to random swedes

>>125886904
id?

>>125887461
it's a secret

>>125887461
steamcommunity com/id/kerlisthekid

reminder our guy (HLTV's stich) is prevac global and is part of a team while reddit's guy (James) struggles for post vac global and has no team.

>>125887667
>James
>Reddits guy

FUCK
OFF
REDDIT

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE REDDIT SCUM FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

do >we believe in the new look compLexity?

>>125887834
NA CS (twitch meme face)

>>125887834
More than the rest of NA meme teams anyway.

>>125887834
i hope, they´re all ugly and autistic while havin a masterfull aim and gamesense

theyre like fnatic

>>125884421
I believe the ranking lists in OP should be updated :^)
>DMG is average CS-player tier.

>>125887326
Ah fug

>>125888070
It is now :^)

>>125887667
fuck off reddit

>you will never be a 14 y/o fuccboi carrying getright and shox

>>125888070
No

>>125888124
>>125888227
Fucking elitist clique redditors, I hope you die in a fire.

>>125888201
He can literally get any cock right now. This is the birth of a new star.

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>>125887834

if fRoD can shake off the cobwebs, maybe. all the other rosters coming out of the shuffle look pretty shitty so its anyones game

>>125888382
He could get any but will only get mine~

>be me and team paricipating in a nice event
>we can play vs the pros
>train 6 hours a week for the last 3 months
>guys who is this no-one?
>na nevermind we got this
>getting rekt by a 14 year old

>>125888407
post all new lineups

Okay I'm still pretty new (under 100 hours), can someone tell me the benefits of AUG and SG 553?
Like, I get that they have scopes, but what makes them different from M4/AK, in terms of numbers, sprays, etc.
Also which one of the two you guys prefer?

>>125888434
They are probably too hard to play right now.

>>125888470
scope is the benefit

JAMES WITH THE DEFUSE LMAO

>>125888470
more accurate, more expensive, different spray patters

that's pretty much it, don't bother just learn ak/m4 because that's what you'll get dropped/pick up from corpses

>>125888632
But going by that logic, enemies will be at a disadvantage if I die with it.

>yfw lolz1e has already been blacked

>>125888470
just always buy the m4 and ak dont question this

>>125888791
kill yourself

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>>125888470
More expensive, scopes, easier to control spray

But as you'll always use M4 and AK anyway, it doesn't matter much

>Aztec is a balanced and enjoyable map
>Nobody-ever

whats a good next gen console game to play? should I get a hamburger or something else for lunch?

lolz1e is fucking good for a 14y old like wtf

will we see him in a future pro team?

btw whats his nationality?

>>125889094
aztec is balanced and enjoyable, you just need to know how to play it and noob strats wont work

omg lolz1e is so cute I'm melting

>>125889124
>be that good at cs
>be that cute

Obviously he's Swedish you dumbass

>>125889124
I hope not. I wouldnt wish a pro gaming future on any promising child. hopefully he has a much brighter future than that

>they aren't letting James go pee

>I have announcement, you and me are brothers.
Get_Right will never say this to you

>>125888434
I wanna get rekt by lolz1e :3

>james will never urinate on your face and into your mouth

>>125889527
>james will never urinate because they wont let him

Pala topped shorts in public.
No shoes in public

Pala is bare foot right now

I fucking hate the guy in the green sweater

>get_right being a real bro

LOLZ1E confirmed OUR GUY

GOING FULL SAVAGE

EZ
Z

>>125889945
>be good at cs
>be cute af
>be savage
>be 14 years old

I don't think we've ever had a guy be our guy more than lolz1e

>>125890164
pedophile

Does getting reported matter when you only play deathmatch?
It's all I can bother to play and quite a lot of retards get really butthurt

>>125890164
>weak jaw'd, massive bulbous nose, blonde hilter youth cut

kys anime faggot

this is the most fun i've had watching an event since 2013

>>125890418
signed...

you can also see how much fun everyone have

truly an early gift of christmas

>>125890387
>being against hitler youth cuts

Hello, jew.

>>125890418
I also really enjoyed IEM during summer because of its nontypical structure, up until NV vs TSM finals shitfest.

We need more events with gimmicks between normal events, seriously.

>>125888307
lol u mad bro

What is everyone watching?

>>125890903
gay sex with hats on

>>125890903
most fun event this whole year!

>want to play
>no friends online
>don't want to play with mm shitters

>>125891028
no bully
only honest answers

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>>125890903
m0e aka our guy

>>125889945
WHAT DID HE SAY?

>>125890903
a cute 14 year old buy wrecking names like GT and Shox

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every once in a while i get pick related and it forces me to verify cache and is obviously exteremely annoying as it means you can't play a third of the fucking game just because fuck you

how do I prevent this shit from happening?

>>125891097
im serious, not even memeing

its not even that bad, good production

>>125891418
its a hdd hardware fault or an issue with your os

>>125891418
full reinstall nigger

HenryG confirmed for our guy.

>>125891418
>hiding rank
t. silver

>>125891569
i hid it because it has nothing to do with the issue at hand

>>125891629
I'm not helping silvers, fuck off tb.h

>>125891629
t. silver barbosa

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>>125891569
>>125891704
>being a bully

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>>125891718
>>125891704
>>125891629
>>125891569

>>125891629
post your rank or I wont help you

>>125891814
lol might as well be silver you fucking shitter

>>125891814
>Recruit
fuck off

>>125891814
>not posting rws
hello silver

>>125891921
lmao fuck off amerifat

>>125891918
>service medal


quality general desu, one guy actually helped in any way and the rest is shitposting

>>125891814
t. boosted silver

>>125892049
Go ask reddit for help then.

>he didn't play in a major final
lmao silver

what did I miss what did lolz1e do? :3

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Blue Steel is literally the best skin ever

>>125892341
ye

>m0e so mad he's literally throwing things

top keke m8

>Pala casting
We are gonna have a bad time.

>>125892206
recking a good bunch of tier 2-3 teams as a14 year old and top fragging infront of maikelele, shoyxxie and get right

>>125892049
t. silver redditor

do you think steel drives around toronto at night in his subaru while listing to the "Drive" Soundtrack?

>>125892341
you own this one anon?

>you will never be lolz1e

why the fuck am I alive?

>>125892581
i think he'll kill himself eventually

he looks dead inside these days

>>125892341
senpai i play on a toaster, it looks bad on the most popular graphics settings

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>m0e's fat little brother is better than he is

>>125892581
Didn't he buy a BMW Ultimate Driving Machine? Is he a Supreme Gentleman?

>>125892712
i´ve never thought that moe could be somewhere near good...

why was he so good vs EnvyS`?

>>125892657
soon

Just got re ranked.... Nova master. Looks like I'm never getting out of this hell.

oh god who let this happen?

>Do you think people can't hear it when you's nigger like that?
What did Pala mean by that?

Liquid Hiko, Dazed/steel, nitr0, koosta, Elige

C9 swag, n0thing, Skadoodle, shroud, tarik

I feel like these teams could happen after January. Would they be good for NA?

>tfw so high mmr i still get 10 global games

>>125892791
subaru wrx

>>125893708
dazed, steel and swag aren't getting unbanned.

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>Fun event

>Twitch chat complaining about the casters having fun

>>125893962
>just listening to audio
>funniest thing ever

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>>125893708
did you see steels tweet?

>>125893849
>falling for the subaru meme
>not even STi
>probably fucking automatic

heh

>>125893895
They are, Valve aren't heartless assholes that think they haven't learned their lesson after an entire year of watching their favorite game from the sidelines.

My god, i fucking love this event

>that anti-eco

organisming

>>125894289
it's really nice
when does it end?

This is a literal real life shitposting.

>>125894360
Hopefully not before i finished this sixpack of Augustiner Bräu

any one drinking here?

>>125893962
who is this angel?

B U L L Y P A L A

>>125894545
drinking tea :3

>>125894827
drinking diet cola :s

>>125894545
Gonna buy a vodka or something

>>125894545
augustiner is a solid choice. cheers!

not drinking any beer today, still a bit hungover from yesterday. i'm enjoying a lovely darjeeling tea tho.

these casters are trying so hard

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>Global smurf
>lose rank because don't play
>play again now after rank update
>stomp
>LEM

>>125895616
Good luck getting it back now that Valve made ranking up harder lol

>>125895616

>believing you deserved that global

you're no better than reddit famfam

>>125895616
>global
>don't derank because I'm not a welfare rank faggot
>still global
>don't come to /csgog/ and reddit and complain about losing my free rank shit that I didn't deserve

>turkish plays

Is Lolzie the ONE to challenge Hiko as #1 baiter? He has been in so many frag movie/clutch situations.

Who /lolz1e/ here

im going to fully bandwagon

>>125895832
my main is global faggot

Ok guys ever since I ran out of items in my returns on csgolounge I've tried placing a bet, but so far I havent been successful. It cant be this bad, right? It's been a couple of days now but I still havent been able to place a bet.

>>125896175
everyone desu

>stop all movement
>aim at head
>shoot
>miss

my favourite meme

>Spray_Right

That was the best spray control I've ever seen, and I'm fucking LE

how do _we_ make nip great again

>>125896804
-friberg
-xizt
Clone get_right and forest.
Add pronax.

I can't watch this anymore senpai

these brits are so shit

Someone please play with me na useast novamaster

/kerlisthekid

>>125897010
>jealous of the BBC

>>125896950
>2 GTR's
>One team
This would be death for CSGO

Guys...

I really really want to have sex with lolz1e

is mge a good rank

>Go to Pansy's Twitter
>shitposting
>memes
>getting drunk and being fat
No wonder she's our girl

>>125897638
no

>>125897767
why

FAMAS is actually so fucking trash on 64 tick

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>when your friend gets vac banned as you're playing with him while in voice chat
>all those excuses and "dindu nufin"'s coming out of him

>>125897896
because we're all globals here

>>125897896
it's slightly above average, how could that be good?

Will the rank changes uprank my upsmurf or downrank my downupsmurf

>>125897947
happened to a friend of mine once

in the end it came out
that he was playing on some shitty sever with a virus
in the html window taking iover his session and looted
all his skins while infecting his account with
the so named virus

email from valve was proof enough and he got un--vaced

Anyone know when new operation will be released est?

>>125898480
THIS FRIDAY
HOT
HOT
HOT

>>125898261
he's also typing a letter to steam support right now, so we'll see i suppose

.. i mean he does have a history of cheating, even got a VAC on one of my accounts because I was kind enough to family share him RUST

no more page 9 boys

>>125900334
hmm

>>125900334
thanks senpai

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>take a break from cs for a week
>start playing again yesterday
>pretty much missing every shot, spray control is poor
>arm hurts after a dm game

What the fuck is happening to me

>>125900742
okay~

>>125901008
when I take a break for that amount of time I usually do pretty fucking well , and then I'm back to being shit

What's avg rank? I'd say DMG.

>>125901186
SMFC

>>125901186
it's slowly shifting back towards GN4 according to valve

who knows how long it will take tho

I was LE and then went inactive since the end of summer and I lost my rank
Now I'm afraid to win a competitive game since I might drop from LE?

>>125901354
who the fuck cares

LE is trash rank anyway it's not like it matters if you turn out to be DMG or MGE

How do I reach GTR levels of spray control?

the R8 is worthless as fuck

what was the point of this weapon again

>>125901354
your hidden score doesn't change, just your graphical rank. There's nothing you can do, literally.

Don't worry about ranks so much.

>>125901501
play for 15 fucking years

>>125901106
fuck it im going to enjoy xmas without cs

Is there any way to manually report someone for cheating on faceit? Just played with a guy on my team who was obviously toggling hacks on and off throughout the game. Tracking people through smokes with an awp, prefiring angles where he fucks up and the person is behind a wall close to the angle and he shoots at the wall headshot instead of the actual spot and stuff. Watching the demo now.

Checked his account and he has an alt account banned less than a month ago, which pretty much seals the deal that he's for sure cheating.

>>125902165
>Is there any way to manually report someone for cheating on faceit?
yes

hey csgog
post gameplay webms

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>>125902672

>>125902672

Would post some epic webms of the cheater if i knew how to make them

Lozie is such a cutie oh my god I want to cuddle with him and kiss his cheeks

>>125902669
are you the same burgerguy from yesterday?

>>125902793
To my knowledge i am the onlyburger poster

>>125902761
gay af

>>125902737
that's one spicy ass webm

>>125902748
use obs/fraps to record
use webm for retards to convert

>Be LE after Welfare
>be LE after welfare is gone
???

>>125902761
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!?!

>>125902851
actually that's not 100% true. Once someone else posted a burger but it was a picture of a burger I had already posted.

How can I play with 4chan if no one wants to add cause bad?

>>125903308
be cute
post pics

>>125903308
>playing with anyone from 4chan
Unless you meet them in game 99% of the time they are either complete shit or memelords

>>125903481
So exactly like me. Then, how?

>>125903585
>>125903390

>>125903481
>tfw met some bretty cool goys ingame

met some alright people through the thread as well

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>>125902935

he was doing this stuff consistently.

>>125902669
csgog is so shitty I'm just happy to have any OC at all

>get_right is dying

>>125904610
demo smokes are larger in game, so it's possible he was able to see through

>>125904610
If you think things like this are cheating then you're literally a reddit nova.

>>125904723
he sure isn't feeling the clapping

>>125904610
that is literally the most common prefire on overpass

>>125905451
Not only that he takes damage prior to spamming that spot.

>>125905451
he didn't even prefire, he got shot

lolz1e a cute! a cute!!

>>125906026
he really is

>get right just wants to leave
My autistic superstar cant be this cute.

>>125906239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-W9Y8_i2AU

So is the scout irrelevant now? With the R8 there's no reason to spring for the extra 500 bucks, all you get is a slower less accurate version with a scope.

>>125906838
No, because you're boned out of a sidearm in case you need to shoot someone

>>125906530
me in the vest

>>125906530
holy shit it's actually him

>>125906838
No, scout leaves the pistol slot free, and can be used to hold angles and awp ranges

R8 is powerful, but its got less bullets, shoots slower, has no scope and doesn't let you take a pistol, meaning your fucked if you need to engage someone up close

>>125907374
did you actually not know?

>That feel when you accidentally buy a negev and after six rounds of NEGEV one of the other team has abandoned and the rest are typing crying emoji's in the chat box

I love my big Israeli murder box

scout is a sick weapon to be 2bh with you familingo

What's the best monogatari theme song and what is a good anime/video game to play drunk?

>>125907743
tfw people shit talk the negev but it's just a edshot machine if you aren't dumb.

>>125904610
yeah that is probably cheats, it can be hard to tell with wallhack on if you are just at the edge of smoke and shouldn't be able to see

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>>125904934
>>125905451

not asking you to make your mind up on if he's cheating or not, and one random retarded play never means anything. just want you to know though that if you don't understand everything that is wrong with that play then you need to never comment on counter strike again.

Because what he does there is so bad and wrong on so many levels that it disgusts me.

>>125909301
yaeh he is most likely cheating

sadly reporting someone in faceit for cheating is convuluted as hell if you want to do a manual ticket

basically you will have to make an extensive report where you list all the suspicions actions the player performs along with the demo tick to that action

i bet they have made the procedure like that so that they don't have to watch too many demos from people calling cheats since very few will go through the effort to make a proper cheating report

i have a couple times

>you will never leave gold nova
i just want it to end

>>125909990
literally nys

unless you are cute

>>125909990
hows that possible

need a good stag for my weeb clan

>>125909990

i have no idea how people lose in nova. Even when I'm throwing my placement games, my teammates always pick up the slack

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>playing demolition
>someone your team feeds one of them to AWP

That said, I just got back into playing FPSes. Demolition is pretty fun. What game modes do people like the best?

anyone around mg2 and gmt wanna play? fucking sick of russians and germans

>>125910064
not him/her/x but i am cute, and i am dmg

>>125910404
*tag, as in the tag displayed in game

>>125910104
>>125910406
i have no friends so i always have to solo que and no matter how hard i try my teammates are always total retards. i even try to tell them what to do but they just refuse to do it.

>>125910626
whats wrong with germans?

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>>125910832
They're European Russians. Annoying, never communicate outside of insulting everyone despite being the worst and are typically shit.

I'd still prefer them over Russians because with Russians it's a 1 in 10 chance of getting a decent one, Germans are like 3 in 10.

>tfw cute
>tfw pre-vac global

why is my life so great lads?

>>125910795
don't tell others what to do and just focus on your own play

>>125910795

dont worry about what they do, at that level you don't need to coordinate

if youre t, figure out who on their team is the shittiest and go for picks on him every round

if youre ct, figure out what parts of the map they are trying to control and make sure you're there to make an impact. don't put the responsibility on your shitty teammates if you can. noone knows how to deal with molotov/smoke until LE, maybe not even there

anyone played cevo amateur before?

let say me and my friends have been global for the last year or so

will it be easy? or should we man up and play esea open

>>125909301
>>125909621

tickets don't do shit. They never gave us ELO back for a win that didn't register, despite us having screenshots.

And they still haven't responded to my last detailed ticket where the enemy team was abusing R8 + smoke-bug every. single. fucking. round.

I even uploaded it to youtube, and embedded the link at the top to speed up progress.. 2 weeks - no response.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc4_t1ZA0ds

>>125910580
I like ar and i only like ar.

>>125910839
Man no one has posted weeds jerks two black dicks in so long

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>>125911451
i actually made that webm

and i don't browse csgog often anymore so that's probably why

>>125911243
yeah faceit support seems to be really slow and inefficient

i also did a detailed demo report of a guy that was blatantly hacking against me and nothing happened to him until his account got OW banned from MM at which point they also linked the ban to faceit

>>125910960
>tfw german
;_;

>>125911567
it's okay klaus
as long as you aren't shit and communicate you're a good one

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operation dropping hot this friday

>>125911451
>>125911546
we are the last of the old guard

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>>125911735

>>125911003
>>125911097
i try not to but it's so frustrating
>3 vs 3
>bomb gets dropped in upper tuns
>tell everyone to just camp bomb
>the other two people run off in different directions
>both get killed
>3 people storm tuns and kill me

>>125911231
Play either one, you'll be challenged somewhat regardless

>>125911546
BAKA i was making a joke about ptr looking like weeds

also no one gets this anymore since he changed his name and ptr is irrelevant.

I really wish steam would stop pandering to braindead fucking niggers making me require to do all this fucking shit
I have to run bluestacks every time I want to log into steam now if I want to be able to bet

>Be Unranked
>On a good streak
>Cool down timer

Thanks valve, all I wanted was a rank so people could stop laughing at me but I guess not this weekend.

>Be Silver
>On a good streak
>Cool down timer

Thanks valve, all I wanted was a rank up so people could stop laughing at me but I guess not this weekend

When the fuck do I get betting back

>>125914336
see >>125913503
I fucking hate all these crybabies that lost their items so they went to daddy steam to complain about how stupid they are

>Be Gold Nova
>On a good streak
Thanks valve, all I wanted was a rank up so people could stop laughing at me but I guess maybe this weekend

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>playing cobble T
>joined by 2 french and 2 brits
>start arguing at the start of the game
>don't say anything for the rest of the half
>no calls or anything
>win 10-5
>CT side
>start flaming each other
>lose 10-16

>Be in fpl
>On a good streak
>Cool down timer
Thanks valve, all I wanted was a rank up so people could stop laughing at me but I guess not this weekend

>playing overpass T
>joined by 2 german and 2 spics
>start arguing at the start of the game
>don't say anything for the rest of the half
>no calls or anything
>win 10-5
>CT side
>start flaming each other
>lose 10-16

>>125914664
why the fuck are you arguing with random people on the internet you stupid fuck i wish i could strangle you right nowaaaaAAAHHH

>>125915652
calm down richard

>>125915652
stop being toxic

>>125911567
ger? ^^ xD

What are some good undetected cheats atm?

>>125916365
theres this one cheat ive been using ever since csgo came out its called neck yourself

daily reminder that cheats in this game are used to compensate volvo's bad shooting code.

>>125916550
Why doesn't this game have some sort of gameguard?

>>125916663
Because Valve doesn't give a shit, obviously. It works like this:
1. Get youself "Bad Valve Coding compensator"
2. Cheat the shit outta the game, because VAC is pretty much shit and delays bans, if it ever detects a cheat.
3. Banned? No probs, buy another copy and cheat your ass off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSF06wct5gs
why do 1.6 clips look so unimpressive compared to go

>>125916365
memeware

>>125917013
while valve makes $$ every time you buy a copy of csgo

>>125917280
because you picked up not the best clip?

>>125916365
unity desu

>>125917471
or players are better now

lmao kappa ez 2 ez 2ez

>>125917280
because you've never played counter strike before GO

>>125916365
badster.net

you complete my faiiith

tfw no anime friends

I have just purchased $10 worth of shit skins and cases, and will be handing them out in casual games on Christmas eve,
Best royalty free christmas music to spam in the mic suggestions go

>>125919950
>royalty free
gay
spam this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWKN-EYFxbs and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCLirt141_c or if you're PC, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnZa2foqmCEN9JvdELpoX0InI-vPN2KzB or https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jingle+cats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tll5vf1NI3k

>>125917440
Not that much money though. The fat is in the skins and operations, which most hackers/cheaters don't buy, so Valve is honestly probably losing money whenever they ban a cheater, strangely enough.

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I was watching h*rvey's stream and what the fuck is a bucuck

>>125917280
>na cs

>>125921163
Bucks with the word cuck imposed on it (girls can meme too). Points used in raffles for getting slots in viewer/subscriber skrims with her.

>>125922036
when did cuck become a normie meme

>>125922151
Beats me. Using the word "cuck" in a condescending manner really upsets feminists and tumblrinas, so it is a little weird to see it catch on like that. Maybe she and her viewers are poking fun at how they throw money at her while her boyfriend (looks old enough to be her dad though, ew) fingers her asshole off camera?

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>lose 4 games
>win 1
>rank up

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What do people get from deranking?? I've played 4 matches in a row with deranking trolls on my team this shit is so fucking annoying

>>125923073
hey what rank are you? id like a deranking buddy

started at dmg, hoping to reach gn1