Guild Wars 2 General

First for futanorn, musky charr, cock hungry femsuras and cum drenched FHDs

>>125883728
>>125883728
>>125883728

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Boon Dispenser
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.

I'm told this game can be fun, but it's difficult to get into, because the start is so boring.

If I do pick this game up, how possible is it to play as a little girl?

>>125883987
Mesmers using illusionary dicks

>>125884140
>as a little girl
As an underage human? Not real easy to make one since nearly all the body models have big tits.

If you want to be a small female in terms of size, there's always femsura.

>>125884140
it's very easy

>>125883728
can you give a straight answer as to why you aren't putting /gw2g/ in the title?

>>125884254
>if you want to be a pedo, you can play femsura

So true

>tfw you will never watch as Kittdai's belly swells with Grelom's spawn
>tfw you will never watch Dylan the Downy stroke his emaciated cock while Grelom fucks Kittdai the pregnant catfish
>tfw you will never watch as Grelom straps Dylan the Downy to the bed and force his mouth open to capture Kittdai's broken water
>tfw you will never see the looks on their faces when Dylan the Downy the Five Foot Manlet is born

why live

>>125884338

Probably just to be difficult. This Anon also seems to dislike gw2g guilds. At least the writebin is included I guess.

Jeff?

>>125884104
b-but girls are pure!

>>125884140
you can play as small and delicate flat-chested femvari

>>125884608
As a girl, I can attest to looking at porn with over-sized dicks and inflation cum levels. My lesbian friends are into it real hard.

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So, how's everyone doing with this stupid retarded achievement?

>get paired up with a bunch of retards from hope and dorf
>lose 2 pips
Kill yourselves you stupid fucking faggots.

>>125884792
Enjoying hundreds of gold selling my shit to alcoholic goys

>>125884886
>This completely untrue story
It must be hard for them to have to play 6v4, am I right?

Having weak knees from getting plowed by a futanorn, so she has to carry you to your bed and spends the night with you, keeping you warm; her toned body pressing against your comparatively small frame while you're the little spoon.

>>125884746
>My lesbian friends are into it real hard.
As a dyke, I can confirm this.

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>>125884886
>blow out a Stronghold game 340 to 40
>it was a 5stack
>gain 3 pips

>>125885227
iktf

RELEASE THE CATS

>>125884792
At 2K myself, but that's before I start my daily grind. After I finish I should be at 3K.

>>125885052
Yeah, I think i'll stop using them and start selling.

>play DH in PvP
>can beat people 1v1 but having a hard time climbing out of sapphire
>make free account, play bunker guard
>get to ruby easily
Fuck it, I guess it's back to bunker guard on my main account too.

Who's the best Mist Champion right now?

>>125887335
It's because of your non-existent MMR on the free account.

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA+EU: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Chromeria, Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.

>>125887632
They reset the fucking god damn MMR. I've had so many games where retards go for the fucking beast and leave mid 2v4, and we never take mid back. When I'm on my bunker guard I can at least stall them until the faggots get the beast and make it to mid. I don't see why everyone raves about trap guardian.

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>tfw seconds before sab dies someone gets double downed AGAIN
Fuck my life why is it so hard

>>125887529
Who?
Who the fuck man?
Hands up, who's the best?
Tell me who's the best.

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>>125892838
There's only one that's the best.

>>125892838
They're honestly all good

Turai has probably the most broken passive and is a good general all-rounder, with decent movespeed and health

Nika moves quickly - making it harder for the enemy to snipe her - and has a great warcry/aura, but is really squishy

Grymm is the slowest, but his aura is great and his lord room ability assrapes everything in the chamber without exception - provided he makes it there

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I want to impregnate a norn futa's asspussy while slapping her useless cock and telling her how much of a limpdick breeding whore she is.

Are there fun group things to do while still leveling in this?

I want to try out necro, what's the accepted build and weapon sets? I hear Dagger/Warhorn and GS reaper?

>>125898763
Papa,please. Your porn addiction is getting the best of you. It's time to stop posting.

>>125900113
>papa

>>125900403
>impaling nornfu is not just bigger and fatter fhd

>>125899878
Dagger/Warhorn Gs reaper is good yeah
From the condi side of things, scepter dagger / staff is good, staff is more of a pvp weapon however

>>125900113
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/game/gw2/Nude-character-option

>>125901545
Cool, thanks.
I don't plan to PvP though.

Tfw I have a fetish to be beaten and pushed around but not actually penetrated. What is this called?

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>>125902114
>What is this called?
Hot.

Do you want me to bully you?

Help me pick an alt, /gw2g/.

I have a Slyvari Thief main and a Charr Engineer for fucking around with. I want another human male because I like the new foxtail hairstyle and I have a hairstyle kit for it. I just don't know which class would make a fun alt.

I don't expect to play him much. I'm thinking I don't want him to also be Medium armor too though. Maybe Warrior or Guardian? I don't fucking know man.

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>>125884792
Finished it and got Winter's Presence. Did the capped out the festival achievements and made roughly half my money back. Can't say I even care that I spent as much as I did.

feelsgoodman

>>125903765
Rev.

>>125904391
Rev looks kinda gay. Dark knights aren't really my thing. And the blindfold thing is cringey.

>>125884338
Because the guy is always an asshole about it and doesn't know you catch flies with honey, not vinegar.

>>125884486
I don't belong to any of them and don't feel the need to advertise for them.

Fuck, I cannot play ele anymore, because I've played necro. I cannot solo a shit with ele, especially in orr, where I just walk around and hit all crap as necro

>>125904549
What's dark about them? Who is forcing you to wear a blindfold? Dye and skin your guy however you want.

>>125884792
Not doing it, but I made about 450g selling gifts.

>>125904391
>can't even use a great sword
not nearly anime enough

>>125905328
Oh I didn't know you wanted to use GS. in that case you have to ask yourself if you want to spin all the time or do 100 blades all the time.

>>125905781
Which profession does which?

>>125906013
guardian is spin2win and warrior is 100 blades

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Happy Holidays!

>>125907000
you're still a worthless slut, morrinha

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platonic fun in dr!

>>125907210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfUe2eckPFQ

>>125907686
shit i havent heard this in years

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>>125907000
Happy Holidays!

Post more Flooze Haze

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dead game, dead thread.

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>>125908678
But anon, femsura are pure

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Really tho, maid outfits when?

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tfw no mcharr bf to cuddle each morning

le sigh upvote if you agree

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>>125903696

>tincan chan will never bully you

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>>125909132

we didn't get schoolgirl outfits, what makes you think we'll ever have meidos to bully?

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>>125909132
>>125909132
more like CAT ears when???

tfw no femcharr meido

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>>125909908

>>125908953
Deep inside you are just a regular FHD warrior slut

>>125903696
That depends.Do you bully tsun-tsun femsuras with unrequited egos?

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>>125910182
No anon, I was born femsura thief
How do you know?

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>>125910480
I know your deepest darkest secrets

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>>125910916
Then, tell me what's inside this barrel

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>>125909609
Maybe we can arrange something.

>>125910429
All asura need to be bullied. Repeatedly. Until they kill themselves.

lots of feel in this thread

>>125911401
I chopped up bookah that dared to make fun of your clipping shoes.

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>>125911787
Feels you say?

Okay.

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>>125911542
>bully to kill
Whoa there, tough guy! Wouldn't want to cut yourself with that angsty heart you're swinging around.

Why not cool off with this boring rat I found in a back alley the other night?

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>>125912012

STOP

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>>125912371

>>125909350
feels bad mate

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>>125911542

You're EU, I'm NA. it'd never work.

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>>125912580

>>125912756
Aww, that's too bad.
You probably have to bully yourself while thinking of me, then.

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>>125884104

>>125912012
>>125912195
>>125912371
>>125912580
>>125912781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3u7g8PPEA

PLSNO

>>125913458
Not this again, fuuuuuck.

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>>125885227

>>125913873
DELETE THIS

>>125913236
This is why I love playing healers. When people yell at me it turns me on. I just want them to punish and beat me for disappointing them...

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>>125912656
is it so much to ask for?

>>125914249
Yes

tfw no big smelly bookahs to armpit fuck you

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You weren't fratting out nearly hard enough.

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>>125913007

You say that like I don't already.

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sleep tight gw2g

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I win

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>>125919543
check out my new waifu

>>125919306
Did you take a bath in mud or something? Wash that shit off.

>>125919965
It's singed fur from all the musk, obviously

>Ascended incitricate insignias now need 3 damask patches now instead of 3 bolt of damask

fuck. since when? will they ever fix this? that almost doubles the cost.

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>>125920434
buy gems goy

i know when dat hotline bling

>>125920434
>will they ever fix this?
That was the fix anon. Cause leather was devalued compared to the other materials.

>>125922554
and they were supposed to reduce the amount of cloth required or some shit to offset the change but it never happened and instead everyone just gets jewed on.

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>>125922030
You need better music, comfyanon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L1sxibr8IA&list=PL06AA1DB32E41F6D4

>>125923101
thnx anon, this reminds me of summer parties with my friends. we love ratatatatatat!

twitch tv romoncoke

Femcharr stream!

>>125919812
>ooth cukked AGAIN
man............................. tf............

>>125923838
>esports

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>what esports should be

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me and my fhds

>tfw no qt femcharr wife

>tfw got the exact waifu i wanted only a few weeks after joining hope

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whisper me to get your asura inspected

>>125926379
>ear inspections are back
NOOOOOO!!!!!!

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>>125927216
this one passes. You're next.

tfw don't feel like logging in for missions

tfw stuck at work every weekend during missions

tfw going to work now that missions are starting

tfw have to deal with memers at missions

tfw having a vibrator egg in my pants right now and just relaxing while casually doing the dailies

Shut the fuck up HOPE.

tfw HOPE wont shut the fuck up

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>>125928990
>>125929126
not until my work is done

Will Anet ever make extra rings not useless?

What's with the oni blade in the wardrobe?

The wiki data says nothing uses it. Why world would it be in then?

>>125929318
LEAVE PEACHY OUT OF THIS YOU NEERDOWELL!!!!!

>>125929318
What are the tentacles for? D-do you use them during your inspections?

>>125929736
Biochemist Rikki shares a symbiotic relationship with a sample of Drosera's purity.

>>125884401
thistbqh

>>125929736
>>125929318
I'm hiding so I can skip the ear inspection

>>125929419
>ascended salvage tool
>stabilizing matrices
that's all you get anon, relish it

>>125930845
>spending 1g for maybe 1g
Thanks Anet.

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>tfw all my lewdy cuties are bored of gw2
>no cute charr for my traps or suras
They just up and left.
At least one told me straight that he was going

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>>125930783
It's only a matter of time

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>>125932425
Dont feel bad anon, just think~ theres tons of anons out there. Though it will be hard to find a good one...

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>>125927216
I think I'm good.

What's the appeal of erping with strangers and being an erp slut? It all seems so pointless if it's just for a wank.

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>>125933257
>mfw find a snuggle lewd friend that was wonderful to be with
>the abandon me to find someone "pure" so he can pretend to be "pure" with them.
all he does now is lewd up "pure" people, discard them and the look for anothe r pure to use like its some kind of drug to feed
In hind sight, im happy he left. He was corrupted and garbage and the faster those kind of people are gone the better.

>>125933359
I duno, whats the point of being a slut?
how do you not understand why people do this

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>>125933359
Some people find long term partners to be with anon. Sluts are sluts, but alot of people wont do the lewds until they know a person.
Kinda like real life :0

>>125933691
Eww.
Sounds like he was Gross
Ive encountered a few people with that personality myself..such a shame too because theyre usually kinda

>>125933691
>those spoilers
Man, we warn people about Dros every single time but if you don't want to listen then what can we do? It's out of our control.

People don't learn.

>>125934169
People learn, but as you can see, some just learn the hard way.
Dont know if i should feel sorry for them or laugh

>>125934169
How do you know its dros? Does he do that all the time?

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>>125935180
10/10 would group snuggle

Why are asura players so weird?

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>>125934169
wtf thats not me, this is the only time I've contemplated being pure, otherwise im 100% slut

now i just want to be 100% slut for one person who deserves it, so I don't even know if thats pure

>>125935815
they play a child race with the "im so smart" attitude that autists love

I want to tenderly love a femcharr

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>>125912012
>>125912195
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>>125913458
I just fucking woke up and now I'm fucking crying over this entire thing.

Fuck you Anons.

>kittdai

>>125936180
I want to tenderly kill all femcharr.

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>>125936054
>asura are the nerds and so smart autists love
>norn are the futa slut and brick stupid unintelligent men that autists love
>humans are the egotistical hero and super men/rockstars and sluts autists love
>sylvari are the hipster hippie lesbian dumblr snowflakes that autists love
>furries
Its all the same shit

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>>125936180
gay

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fucking RIP HOPE, we suffered great losses from that terrorist bombing our guild's crystal

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>>125937090
Y'know, if I didn't see that fucking sparklecat model twenty times every thread I'd be impressed with it.

As it stands, bleh.

>>125937090
I want to tenderly fuck Squatfu and tell her she's beautiful

>>125937609
That's lewd as h*ck!! What is your problem!?

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How's everyone doing this fine night?

>>125938289
kittdai tbd

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>>125937427

21 times

>>125938351
Who is kittdai?

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Wake up friends you are all dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaHsgZXg0zw

c@ lovers take note

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>>125938701
go to sleep friends

>>125937801
My problem is I don't have a soft and supple white charr to hold and love.

>>125936045
A scumbag and a liar. It's no wonder HOPE went even further downhill under your command.

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>>125938626

>>125939334
Answer the question please...

>>125939397
ur mom lol

I know dungeons are dead content and all, but... what are the best-looking armor sets from each?

I.E. Heavy/Med/Light, and race/gender specific if you recall.

The only one I know sucks for sure is CM Medium armor. At least on an Asura.

>>125939420
not funny...

>>125939570
I actually liked CM Medium coat and headpiece quite a bit. I've used both in different outfits.

>>125939397
a mistake

>>125939716
To each their own. I like headbands, not chinstraps. Hence why I use the vigil headband most of the time.

>>125939810
What scale are we speaking?

Who is this kittdai...detail please...

>>125940783
Kittdai Kittdai Kittdai who's Kittdai who's this person Kittdai what are they what's their role in HOPE Kittdai Kittdai Kittdai please namedrop Kittdai please Kittdai

>>125940783
NO...

>>125940626
So how about that guild wars 2 game, anon. Having fun with it?

>>125940783

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LagwG7bieEA

this'll tell you everything you need to know.

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That feeling when your waifu wants to be friends.

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Would you a good-natured male charr with a female human body?

>>125942293
No fuck off. Good-natured male charr in a male charr body.

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>>125942379
How about when he's cowering about being magically castrated?

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>>125942293
A female in an mcharr's body.

>>125942528
I want.

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>>125942293

>tybalt survived, decided he was done with fighting, and is now living peacefully as a girl with a nice pair of apples

>>125942528
Isn't that just a male charr then? Females and males don't seem much different at all..

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>>125937304
>tfw it was all for nothing
>tfw you couldn't make the rat cry
>tfw no waifu
>tfw forgot about guild missions

crime doesn't pay

>>125942645
mfw anon loves the shitty tybalt story but gets triggered when another gw2 writer makes another tranny story

if you're name is kittdai you must respond to this post

>>125942757
That doesn't make them male you fucking shitlord get the fuck out of here you bigoted piece of trash I will end you.

>>125942757
Maybe she'd still wanna be fucked like a girl. ;3

D-does anyone here have pictures of Vuncia's panties >///< ?

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>>125944087

That can be arranged, Faggot.

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I love everyone in the blackest raid crew. Good night doves.

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>>125943281

Only one's a cardboard standee that gets told it's brave every 90 seconds that was only put into the game because of "muh representation," and one isn't.

you'll have to try much harder.

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>>125945948
aaaaaand you got triggered. Tybalt's story is just as bad, if not worse.

>b-but m-muh apples xDD

>>125946270
Still not trying harder.

>>125945237
I have one with them off

>>125943281
are you saying tybalt is a tranny?

>>125946270
Best part of Tybalt's story was your character getting drunk, basically.

Everything else was just "WE'RE BAD AT LIVING UP TO OUR ORDER"

>>125946361
Dear Anon, I'm not interested in stooping to the level of a brain-dead peon to show them how and why they are retarded.

>>125946450
do you not know the awful tybalt story?

>tfw made it to 3500 drinks
IDK if i should even try to go any further guys. It's the price of a fucking pre at this point. Fuck I have seen pres that are 250g now.

>>125945237
shut the fuck up fluusi you fur fag

>>125946828
Fuck are you going on about?

>>125946439
Can I please have it anon? <3

>>125946709

You seem to be having some trouble. You should go back to forced memes, those are a bit easier than bait.

>>125947149
fluusi just gtfo please

>there's a new squatfu r34 on furafaggotry

fuggg

>>125947149
I've never posted it before but apparently posting it is a bannable offense and I don't want to get banned

>>125947256
I see you can't even do anything but project.

>>125947628
P-pls

>>125947346
grow up

>>125947707

>no u

See, this is what I'm talking about.

>>125949262
Nah, like... I think you haven't presented a counter-argument at all - just firing off ad-homs like a champ. Keep it up!

I did the math.
I've grinded out 3.5k drinks (3565 to be exact but rounded down for math)

That leaves 6500, now lets say I buy the rest in stacks of 250.
Assume the stack price is, on average, 19G give or take some Silvers.
So, 250 to 6500 is what, 29?

Jesus christ, thats like 429G flat up.
Thats more than 3600 Gems, what the fuck Anet.

>>125950949
Yes, anet is forcing you to get out your wallet and buy those gems. Totally.

>>125951610
Jokes on you, I've got 4000 Gems from last year

>>125950949
why does this winter thing make you want to throw away so much money?

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>>125951680
sounds like you should buy some more.

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>>125950949
One step further and you're comparing it to actual money. It really depends if you want to dedicate so much to it.

>>125951685
It doesn't, really. It's an optional thing. It's healthy for the economy regardless. People pump money into buying the drinks which causes deflation through TP taxing, and people who farm the events for the gift boxes make money off it.

Everyone's happy.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>125951773
What the fuck does Noblesse Oblige fucking do, since you've got it?

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>>125951869

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h-happy holidays..

>>125951773
How the fuck do you not have enough core tyria mastery points?

>>125952061
I'M FUCKING GAY

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tfw the xpac is so meh that instead of grinding mastery for the next part of the story you'd rather just level another character

>>125951981
>revive faster
>no down penalty
>no armor damage

I like that more than I thought I would.

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>>125952045
Fixed the eyesore.

>>125952045
I hope Tixx gives you coal

I can't figure out what to play. I went to the PvP area to use all the skills but none of the classes make sense to me when I get a ton of skills thrown at me.

Please assist

>>125952597
Give more information.
Are you new?
What classes are you playing?
How far are you into unlocking stuff in the overworld?


Regardless, I'd say stick with Ranger, Warrior, Guardian or Necromancer for your first class, take it slow and just do the overworld exploration first. Map completion, Story, Quests, et cetera. You'll pick up along the way.

>>125952414
good one reminds me of guild missions ;-)

>>125952192
At least you admit it.

>>125952864
Brand new.
None of them really. Just tried a few. Elementalist, Engineer, Guardian, and Ranger.
Haven't done much yet.

My main concern is I start leveling something only to find out I don't like it.

is the bell choir the best way to get wintersday gifts after the jumping puzzle one? I can't do the jumping puzzle reliably :(

>>125953338
if you are good at patterns then yeah, it's better if you can't do the jp. also gives more karma.
use 1234 for the first for skills 5678 for your heal-utility 3

>>125951764
I know it's an optional thing - it just sounded like someone was complaining about it when it's entirely optional. I like the snow-flake aura, but I also like having shoulder items visible... and I'm nowhere near rich enough to afford it right now. I'm making a bit of money from selling the drinks though, which is nice.

>>125952045
aww boppsi, *pats* happy holidays to you too.

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>>125945662
I'll be waiting just like this, beefcake. = w =

>Gift and drink prices down
Fuck, will prices rise again? I want to make some gold

>>125952994
Levelling is pretty easy once you get the hang of it, really. Don't stress about that too much.

Just pick one of those ones I'd suggest since they're pretty easy to play, and just keep playing.
Most dedicated players have all alts on 80 of every single class by now, it's not that hard once you get the workings down.

>>125954063
Just sell the gifts directly, don't unwrap them.
Or hold on to them until after Wintersday, because they'll keep going up. No supply then.

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On a scale of 1 to dyke how ready am I to slay FHDs?

>>125949262
stfu fluusi no one like your black ass

>>125955353
dyke

>>125955353
you look like one of those creepy metrosexuals that spends more time on his hair than the women he's trying to pick up at the club

>>125956118
As a girl, I know I've swooned at guys like that, but that is not one of them.
Also they don't have to spend much time if I really like the style. 5 minutes and a drink and you can be in my pants with a red, braided beard.

>>125956327
fuckin slut

>>125956327
You dont have a fluffy tail so why would I want to?

Is the Christmas event any different this year? Anything worth installing this game again?

>>125956789
Nope, but it makes a fuckload of money for the people selling their rewards.

>>125956738
Give any girl the right material and they will swoon. Some of us prefer our Irish roots, while I have known girls into boipussies; though they tended to be a natural slut.

>>125956327
>>125956903
Shut the fuck up holy shit.

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>>125956118

girls are gross though lmao

>>125958364
Gross!? Excuse me!? Babe, I'm so clean it's not unusual for me to have people in the room in tears and gasping for breath. And it's usually my husband who is laughing the hardest. I've run my mom and dad both to the bathroom. I've caused both to wet themselves more than once over the years too. So, there goes your little theory about us not being clean. Here's an idea, why don't you stop hanging around smelly chicks with no sense of soap?

who /overgrown grub/ here

>>125958183
Problems?

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>>125958464
I meant your personality.

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Uh, I fell asleep...
I hope nobody stole from me, or tried to inspect my ears

>>125958929
You're stupid. Fucking karma whore bitch idiot. No offense, but people are dying and all you can think about is internet points, you no personality loser.

>>125959018
I sexually Identify as a internet moderator. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being recognised by other losers and banning people who disagree with my opinion. People say to me that a person being an internet moderator is 100% homosexual and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having my mum insert a microwave into my basement so I can make hot pockets and never have to leave my mancave. From now on I want you guys to call me "toughguy" and respect my right to do it for free. If you can't accept me you're a modphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Who ugly wintersday elf here?

tfw your husband commands a guild TC
tfw people bully his guild on the wvw forums
tfw you laugh the posts on it and he hears you

>>125958965
Check your pockets. You have no gold now. Better watch out where you sleep next time, punk.

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>>125955353
nigga u look gay ass fuk fhds dont want no fuccboi bruh u like my younger twink brother who went down the wrong road in life s m h

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wow

only gotta do this 30 times for achievement

what fun

>>125960728
>the gw1 achievement meme

>>125959525
Cute, not ugly.

>>125960509
Silly anon... I never had any gold.
I only carry my clothes, my instruments, and a few drinks

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>>125883728

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>>125960808
>Cute

Silly anon. Elves are not cute!

So I want to do some pvp tracks for the rewards but I've never done spvp before, it is like battlegrounds or will it be more like arena where people can see how shit I am and will be mean to me for being such a shitter?

>>125960846
In that case I may or may not have felt you up a little bit while you slept.

>>125960998
It's more like an arena, and more people will get mad at you if you don't do your thing well.

Just learn the class you play a bit, try out Hotjoin, and give normal (not ranked) queue a try.

>>125960998
People will get really mad if you do ranked. Start with hotjoin until you're confident with your skill on the class. Progress to unranked till you get the hang of rotating and then that's when you do ranked.

That said, unranked and ranked give the same amount of exp so if its just rewards you want, then don't do ranked as it is full of really angry people at the moment

>>125961487
I mean, if its only the pvp tracks*

Since ranked does give you more rewards now with the division system, and gives you anet points too. But please do not do it until you have grasped your class, and map rotation.

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All the shrugs belong to me, now

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>>125960552
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1snrL707kB3

God damn it havent played since 2 years and only explored 50% of vanilla. Thinking about getting back. Is it ded if I don't get HoT from the start? I still have a lot of vanilla content.

>>125962881
If you play at a server's ass end hours it might be a bit quiet

But they implemented a megaserver system so that anyone in a given zone from any server will tend to be in the same map together to keep it populated

>>125962881
It's not dead but maps are huge and people are usually very scattered unless there's some event going.

>>125960552
Go to bed, papa. Your porn addiction is flaring up again.

>>125904817
>we're in a community called /gw2g/
>there exist guilds for exactly this community

Well sure if you make the OP you decide what's in it but I don't understand the exclusion.

>>125904817As someone that checks out multiple general threads could you just title the thread with /gw2g/ so it works like every other thread?

>>125963604
>i don't like it therefore I won't acknowledge it

Meh, plenty of people spamming it regardless. Multiple versions too, I think this is better than having an incorrect one in the OP. Anyone who reads more of the thread will stumble upon the list or ask about it anyways.

When is Vae going to barb ____me____

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>>125960552
well fuk i'll just full gay then i guess

I'm still waiting for the answer. Who is kittdai?

>>125963984
Right after you go through ~all her clones~ me.

>>125964780
Why does it matter? Only shitters care. Are you a shitter?

>>125965027
Answer the question...

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>just hanging out minding me own business
>just chilling between doing necromancer stuff
>kind of zone out for a bit
>zone back in to a hella pale white girl with a bush for an ass singing me the song of her people
>the bush-asses
>a ratgirl plays the harp

Serenaded by Shrubbery. How bizarre, how bizarre.

ERP with kittdai?

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>>125965185

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>>125963984
>>125964929
!! run at me shit cunts

>>125965353
cute...

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>>125946787

>>125966104
commit an suicide plz

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Why don't you have a squatclone yet /gw2g/?

How the FUCK do I survive as elementalist?

I have no trouble soloing all HoT shit as ranger, I even do champs, I think I'll have no trouble with them as mesmer too, but when I step into jungle with my ele, I feel like schoolgirl in slutty clothes stepping into dark alley where half of rapenings occur, and guess what they occur.

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PSA Anyone who uses:

Any type of glasses from the gem store
Shoulder Scarf
Earmuffs

Please proceed to delete your characters and kill yourself

Which class and race that scream " YOU CANT STOP ME! " ? I want to make it.

>>125967805
Warrior with the Berserker elite specialisation.

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>>125966492

>>125966514
l2kite

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>>125965690
Flex these gayboi

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post cute

>>125967874
Thanks.

>>125968023
how do I kite ranged mob sensei

>>125968253
pat the gnome

>>125968448
with blinds and reflects

Daily reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.

Do your part and help a bogan out.

Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him that vegemite is a real food.

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>>125968253

>>125969042
but how

>>125969384
>vegemite
Every fucking time lmao

>>125970057
You don't even know how good vegemite is

it's fucking delicious

salt is tasty

anchovies are the best pizza topping

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i hope you are cute and comfy, anons!

>>125969683
merry wintersday 2u2, anon

>>125969384
Your post is almost saltier than vegemite

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>>125970412

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>>125970412
I hope you are ugly and cold, notanon!