/5N@F/ General

>>125862303
>>NO NEW THREAD UNTIL PAGE 9, 850 COMMENTS, OR 250 IMAGES
>made a new thread at page 7, 750 comments, and 200 images
wow you suck at this

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Finally posted something sfw but too furry on the booru.

Actual lewds to come in a day or two. Sooner I hope.

har HI har HI har HI har HI HELLO a-yo-ho-ho DELETE THIS

>>125862479
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>>125862479
Cute. Poor gay bun.

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Xth for tight bunny pussy

7th for Bonsworth is a liar and a cheat

>>125862629
That's a bird tail.

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New Chapter's Out.

Part 14 in the ongoing adventures of Mike Schmidt and his newer roommates.

Weaver AU: Part 14 (The Wreck): http://pastebin.com/LfvdwJU5

First for Foxy's terrifying silver eyes.

>>125862889
FUCK, LOOK AT HIS STUPID FUCKING SMUG PIECE OF SHIT FACE. HOW THE FUCK. HE'S CHEATING I KNOW IT. HOW THE FUCK IS HE WINNING. FUCK YOU YOU STUPID RACIST RABBIT FUCK.

>>125862889
>yet another chapter where everyone's an asshole
>yet another Bonsworth picture that gives off major asshole vibes
Beanie is top waifu material, though

long live mangle's glorious big belly regime.

>>125862889
>Mike barely talked to Beanie
>All they did was playing cards

What the fuck, dude. What a fucking waste.

Holy fuck, that reveal, bloody jawdropping, it was. Fuck it, man, you're officially in my Hall of Best Writefags, this shit is a /5N@F/ masterpiece.

>>125862889
Bonworth killed fiddy men.

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>>125862076
Yes

>>125863540
Can you draw more toy foxy please?

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>>125863540

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>>125863540
this is the good shit

>>125863540
I feel like his snoot would get squished by the lid whenever Springtrap closes it.

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>>125861175

>>125863858
That's fantastic

>>125863858
Kiss the cock?

>>125862889
Bonworth...
...had a hard life.

On an unrelated note, I really like Beanie's shade of purple, there.

>>125863858
Whoa nelly.
I like this. Horny cock malechica is interesting. Why is there so little male bot x female guard in general?

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>>125863735

>>125862889
Well. This explains a few things.

From an earlier chapter:
>Bonworth playfully slaps you on the back, but it feels like being bashed in the spine with a crowbar.

>>125863858
clever one snax

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I guess I couldn't wait.

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>>125864229

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>>125864583

>>125864229
>>125864583
you two are outa control

>>125864441
This fucking Lore™, man. Who even needs Benis anymore.
I don't get it, though. Didn't they save his arms? Why is that one prosthetic?

>he looks just like Bonnibel would after having been scolded for not taking her medicine
>Mike holding back his tears

I'm not crying you're crying

>>125864692
They did save his arms, one of them just has metal in it.

>>125864583
>not having it go to the hilt

Eh.

Also, please never ever go back to digital art again.
The difference is like a whole new world.

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>>125864692
>I don't get it, though. Didn't they save his arms? Why is that one prosthetic?
It's not.They're both just full of metal pins and shit.

>>125864862
why are you pretending you're not the author

>>125864862
Man, I fucking love medicine, that shit is titanium bone-deep in someone's arm, and yet, it helps to heal. Fucking science.

Also, consider drawing what a crestfallen bonnibelly Bonworth would look like.
Or him and Mike's hug. Y'know, suggestions.

>>125865058
It ain't me, I'm telling you
I work pretty extensively with him for feedback, advice, and ideas, but the writing is all him, buckaroo
Guy writes Bonworth better than I ever could

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>>125862629

>>125865172
>someone else writes with Weaver's characters
>It Ain't Me starts playing

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>>125864830
Digital art is faster for me, so I use it for doing quick sketches.

That said I think I color quite well with it. I just choose not to for time constraints.

I also just do lewds on paper because it looks better, and it's way easier for me to do when I have the limitations of the paper's edges, if that makes any sense.

I'm not gonna stop doing digital stuff, sorry.

It's also not like I never did digital lewds for this place either.There's some on the booru. It's just less common because it takes me hours to do a drawing digitally if I work extra hard on it.

>>125865301
Eh, don't sweat it, it's not because something is great that other things stop being good, you get it?
I like all your stuff, you big "lesbian" fucktard, you <3

>>125864862
Those bones look familiar. I feel like I've seen them before.

>>125865301
Thursday will be 5 years since that show ended
>tfw season 2 never

>>125865521
This is a whole new level of "I recognize that bulge"

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>>125865486
And I'm sorry if I sounded defensive. Not my intent, but I do tend to be a pissbaby when it comes to art.

I do think my paper stuff looks better, but I have a good decade and a half of experience on it compared to on the tablet. Not digital art in general. I just used to use a mouse, so I've only learned about pen pressure and the like in the past 4 years.

Point is you're not wrong, but paper will probably be primarily used for lewds or when I'm nowhere near my computer and have some requests to crank out.

>>125865597
A true tragedy.
If you stop watching before the credits finish rolling, it's almost like it had a satisfying ending!

>>125865742
It's all okay. Except for "pissbaby".
Don't ever use that "insult" again.

>>125865806
Are you more of a "shitfaggot" kind of guy?

>>125865937
Now that's much better.

>wake up
>Crisis isn't my boyfriend yet

Well today sucks.

>>125866121
I seriously fucking hate you people

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Here's a Toy Chico

>>125866512
Is he even sluttier than regular Chico?
Or are they about the same, but the original is just more blunt and sleazy about it

>>125866540
Toy Chico probably at least tries to be a little smoother. Regular Chico doesn't even try to hide his intentions.

All chickens are slutbirds and I'm okay with that.

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Wew
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=30058

>>125866512
Is he supposed to look like a hieroglyph?

>>125866730
Poor Crifoxy. When did it ever go so wrong for him to end up a paraplegic sex toy in a box?

>>125866736
Not intentionally, but now that you mention it he totally looks like some ancient Egyptian pizza god.

>>125866730

God damn Mangle, that's technically your brother.

One last repost, then it's back to the mines for me.

http://pastebin.com/qiDmEGi5

>>125866941
Still kind of sickening despite of how on-the-nose it is.

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>>125866898
You say that like it's an issue.

>>125866824
>ancient Egyptian pizza god.

heh

>>125866730
>filename

oh boy

>>125867135
You've been feeling awful lewd lately Crisis

Sounds like it's time for an excessively detailed landscape picture with a fucked up sense of perspective coupled with the sense of a robot losing his mind and contemplating his existence, panicking over the ramifications of his epiphany.

Or more knots, either one.

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Reminder that we do the futbol thing again later today, around the same time sorta of the previous two weekends, 2-4pm EST or so. Will link the stream and so forth just before it happens as per usual.

>>125867636
>QD Foxy going full EEEEE

I don't think I've ever seen this before. He's usually so nice but now he's scary.

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>>125866512

Cool.

>>125867135

For a moment I thought Mangle was being a motherly figure.

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I kind of apologize for this but not really that much.

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>>125867667
One of the first things I drew for the general was him EEEEing, though

Although I guess you could argue it wasn't really QD Foxy yet

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Request all over me

>>125868649
a long, hard, and passionate night of requesting

>>125868649
Mangle x Rolfe DeWolf let's see it happen.

>>125868649
Springtrap pulling pieces off Crifoxy while fucking him, revealing the endo skeleton underneath little by little

>>125868649

An alternate version of this >>125864229 with Foxy's nose sticking out through a hole in the lid.

>>125868496
phoneguy is all about that thug life

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repostan

>>125869289
is foxy a mean drunk

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>>125868792

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>>125869349
He just yells about his woes to the cameras and empty hallways.

>>125869726
poor thing

>>125868649
Foxy discovering his dog animatronic relatives are sluttier than him

>>125868649
CriFox testing the stretch limits of his ass, you get to pick whether it's sexy or horrific

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>>125868649

Requesting Mangle and Foxy re-encating the MGSV Ending.

>>125868649
foxy suplexing springtrap

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>>125868831

>>125871143
Belly not big enough.

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>>125871834

As much as I love chub Mangle, having it all the time cheapens the fun.

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>>125868878
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=30059

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>>125873726
Dammit Crisis

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>>125873726

>A safe form of guro

>>125871143
It's beautiful thank you

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>tfw you will never be slowly devoured by your favorite animatronic

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>These threads are super slow
I'm so sorry, here's a hug.

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>Most active when all the other OCfags are alseep
>Have to go to sleep the moment they show up
Being Brit-Lander is suffering

>>125878771
Now I really want some FNAF ornaments for my Christmas tree.

Can you guys imagine if Scott made a Christmas DLC for the FNAF games?

For all the games:
>wreaths and lights everywhere
>Foxy has Rudolph antlers and a big red nose
>Chica and the cupcake have Santa hats
>Bonnie covered with glitter
>Freddy in a Santa suit

And specific things for each game.

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Have a quick noir pic

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>Sure, just don't call me a monkey again, or else everyone's gonna know

>tfw you will never blackmail Bonsworth

>>125879708
I'd show him how wild and crazy monkeys get when mating.

>>125879708
Wtb shot from the back.

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>>125879882

>https://youtu.be/-vxlnZ8BihI

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http://img.booru.org/5naf//images/29/2cebe943f3c8000d069c3fe01ebd74c2c603a40e.png

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>>125880594

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i'm not sorry

>>125882401
Why does he have a tank shell sitting on the desk?

>>125862889
Good to know that Bonworth "put the gorilla into the chiller" Rabbinson really is just that incapable of knowing when to stop rather than actually rayciss

>>125864441
lore all up in this shit

>>125879708
wonder what that picture looks like below the cutoff, assuming it's not an alternate AU altbon

>>125882817
look more like a vibrator to me.

>"Ugh, lot of creepers in your line of work?" you ask sympathetically.

>"You have no idea," Beanie, Cheeky, and Peanut all reply simultaneously before exchanging knowing glances with one another.

So how many of these people have worked at JH's? The indication that Chiclet's beak loss happened working at an arcade type place was already ominous enough outside knowing a priori that Beanpole is the equivalent of Mike the night shift guy here.

>>125879439
Aw, did Bonnie get whacked and get kicked out of a Volvo?

Wonderful, wonderful suicide doors

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>>125880754

>Keeping her shattered and shredded beak
That's pretty fucked up.

>preferring hamplanet Mangle to sweet thin innocent qt Connie
the fuck is wrong with yall

>>125883880
Who knows, it seems like something you could get pretty flawless plastic surgery for if you weren't on welfare

Maybe she's keeping it in dim hopes of using it as a template or something

Not that that comic is remotely canon

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Good afternoon everyone! How are you?

I did a thing last night.

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>>125885217
do another.... with more lewd

>>125885217

It's not very lewd.

>>125885217
Lucky bastard

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I forgot that lewd pics goes in the booru.

>>125885217
No toy bonnie, watch yourself around that nose

Gib requests

>>125862479
>>125864583
Nice. I like to think the amount of dicks is a callback to Chica posting with hopes of getting laid.

Well Im back in Sweden for a few days so you got me! Protom!

Yeah... sorry man.

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bruh

>>125887498
Shit, that was SUPPOSED to be in response to >>125879190

Fucking brain

>>125886952
Freddy using Chica's cupcake as a lighter for his cigar

>>125886952
Foxy putting a kick-me sign on Freddy at behest of the kids.

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>>125867636
Woooo!! Goooooooooo /5N@F/!!!

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>>125868879

>>125888405
R-robots don't breath... right?

>>125888405
Death by nose obsturction.

The sleepiest thread

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>>125888405

>>125890826

>That filename
Crisis, you scare me.

>>125890826
RIP Foxy, he died as he lived: broken down and with his nose in somebody else's crotch.

Press F to pay respects.

>>125885217
>She holds onto his nose the closer she gets to orgasm
It shouldn't be arousing but it is anyway.

>>125891178

Foxy

There is a disturbing amount of nose porn going on.

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>>125891785

>>125891785
But anon, "disturbing" isn't synonymous with "totally awesome"!
It's the only other thing going on other than fanart of a fanfic of Weaver's alternate-universe interpretation of his own fan interpretations, so I'm kind of grateful for that.

>>125892492
>now put it inside your dick
FTFY

>>125862889
Fuck that was some reveal and took the wind out of my sails for turning the "That's what they do, right?" around. You keep teasing about Faz and Foxy when those are the two I want to see more of you faggot. Even though now I'm getting the sense Foxy is trapped into his pirate mindset due to whatever happened.

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>>125892724

>>125892492
What, the box?

>>125893294
>expecting something that tame from Crisis
Oh you poor, naive fool.
>>125893228

OKAY I DON'T HATE BONWORTH ANYMORE

Any lewd request?

>>125893678
Freddy jackin' one out

>>125893593
welcome to the club.

>>125893678
FemPuppet tits.

>>125893678
Golden FemFreddy stroking the Nightguard

>>125893678
FemBeamz riding a huge dildo sumo style

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Divegrass VGL match against /ffg/ happening soon, after this /rlg/-/twg/ game ends.

http://pastebin.com/pqmK1sbD Link in here to watch.

>>125893678
Fem Freddy getting some deep, powerful cuddling and heavy petting

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>>125893228
Man I am drawing this weirdest fucking shit today

>>125893678
FemFreddy boobjob while blowing the dick

>>125894876
Crisis I think it's time to go lie down.

>>125894876
Clearly we need to go weirder.

We haven't gotten to "fucked to death by trees" levels of weird yet.

>>125893678

FemFreddy spanking Chica over her lap while Chica's giving a reluctant blowjob.

>>125894876
She looks entertained. That's his purpose so he should look happier about it.

>>125893593
>Hating Bonworth "Hang the Orangutan" Rabbinson in the first place

>>125896070
That racist joke's gonna haunt him forever.

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>>125895128

>>125895762
I think he's still adjusting to now having a fistable-dick

Shouldn't game theory be making a FNaF livestream right now? Does he make them in youtube?

>>125896270
>spoiler

I know a certain Ghost who's going to be happy about this.

WHy are all the announcers in divegrass a bunch of Heavily accented jagoffs?

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Effigy

http://pastebin.com/v7XEh5Md

It's a tale of hope and redemption, of finding your strength in the darkest of hours.

This can be considered to be in the same "Universe" as Secret Sauce, which can be found here:

http://pastebin.com/qiDmEGi5

>>125896383
I think this second announcer doesnt even play video games

WHY ARE THEY HERE

Is there a way to watch the divegrass without any commentary?

>>125896383
Because spics love futbol since almost all their countries' economies depend on either that or tourism.

>>125896946
Turn the sound off

QD do you even know how to play football

>First time out, we fucking btfo every match
>QD becomes coach
>Team becomes total garbage

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>>125895128
I figured out how to go weirder!
Nasal deepthroating

This football match is the most dissapointing thing I've seen in my life.

the commentary is talking about FNAF a lot considering they seem to know nothing about it

do they just know even less about Final Fantasy or something

GT started his last fnaf stream: https://youtu.be/h1rX6Ay-vZo

>>125898547
God the commentary is the worst part about this shit. Dehyped, harping on the same boring "fnaf is dumb and full of furries" string, and just... so DULL.

>>125898547
The lady is the worst. I legit have no idea why she's there. She sounds like she has a dick in her mouth and keeps chuckling like an idiot.

>>125898648
I'd be disappointed if the commentary was anything other than insults and snark, the problem is it's just so fucking uninspired

>>125898503
Is Crifox being abused so often a subtle reference to yourself that you want to hide from us and yet yearn to tell the world?

>>125898648
Hello Protom.

>>125898091
>"btfo every match"
>first match is a loss
>second is a draw
>win in Round of 16 1-0
>win in quarterfinals on benuldies
A star's a star, but let's not go and think it was an easy ride.

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>>125896594
>It's a tale of hope and redemption, of finding your strength in the darkest of hours.

I haven't read this yet but I'm already calling bullshit on that because this was written by you.

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>>125898975
No, it's obviously a clever analogy for peace-relations in the middle-east - Foxy represents Palestine, Mangle represents Israel, and Mangle's nose represents the threat of American armed intervention. Just like Palestine, Foxy is gagged by the threat of armed intervention and UN sanctions but despite getting their way niether side is able to talk out their problems, kept apart by the log nose-dick of the US and the clobal community.
Truly, a deep and resounding metaphor for the times we live in.

>>125898864
I can barely hear a word she says

Neither of them seemed capable of actually commentating on the match or making good cracks at the player names

>>125899320
>all this talk of noses and Israel
>not one merchant joke

Talk about wasted opportunities.

>>125899320
*long
*global
Holy fuck, why am I typing like Helen Keller?

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Oh well. Our players played like garbage, but they've kinda been doing that the whole league and it happened to fail us this time when we need it to not. The game went worse than my tests (we at least got shots off in my tests), but their defense was just plain better for this particular iteration of this match.

Well, whatever, we still made KOs again to retain our Elite status, we still get Mike onto the /vg/ roster (although on the bench again, but like that really matters), and we still did better than at least 16 other teams did.

Here's looking forward to VGL6 in summer if we're still alive then.

>>125896594
That little girl was a show stealer. There's something about innocent kid being more that really spooks me. I get that she was meant to mock his wife but the pact would've gone better to me if she remained a child. They could've shook hands or something childish like a pinky swear (would've been a chance to use the snapped finger as well) and would've kept with the idea of Max taking on James' desire to keep kids as his focus.

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>>125898975
no

>>125899334

>All those Windows dings in the background because the commentators can't into computers

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normally I wouldn't repost in the same thread like this but since it was the wee hours at the time

just a friendly reminder that the new chapter is out

Part 14 in the ongoing adventures of Mike Schmidt and his newer roommates.

Weaver AU: Part 14 (The Wreck): http://pastebin.com/LfvdwJU5

>>125899853
why is the team such shit though
wasnt that like your entire job

>>125899913
That wasn't very convincing.

>>125899853
It's m'kay, in the end you have to remember it's all essentially dice-rolls and random chance.

http://www.engadget.com/2015/12/18/house-senate-pass-budget-with-cisa/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

>>125899853
Can't win 'em all.

Er, I mean, NAIL THE FURRY TO A CROSS, RIP HIS WIENER OFF
DEUS VULT, THE CRUSADE BEGINS AGAIN

>>125899853
How exactly does AI work in this Divegrass thing anyway? Is there even really AI?

>>125899860

Great thought, though there were a few reasons I went with things the way I did. It will be elaborated on later, potentially.

Appreciate the feedback.

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>>125900080
I've been following this story for a while and I thought I had braced myself for it but it still stings.

Complacency truly is death.

>>125897949
Real soccer? No. PES isn't real soccer, though.

>>125898091
Pls, at least I've retained our Elite status and retains Mike on the /vg/ team

>>125899970
I'll admit I did play something weaker to meme a little, but also it's just generally looked down upon and not advisable to play the same thing you played in the last tournament, which for us was a lot stronger. Sometimes PES just doesn't like you, though.

>>125900068
P much really

>>125899959
If people already hated Bonworth before, I'm curious what they think of him after all that.

>>125899959
Wrong name, Pokemaniacal

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>>125899959
Spoilers ahead, if you haven't read it, dickface:

I'm glad you reposted it, because I can talk about it again.
I would never have guessed. The way this and the previous chapter set him up as a fucking cunt is absolutely infurating. really flawless.
And then, in one fell swoop, bam, all gone, just like the fic described.

On the other hand, it's a wee bit disappointing, because I don't see Bonworth's character's arch going much further, after that.
Bonworth and Mike became friends, their hostility has been resolved, and since Weaver wouldn't allow such degeneracy, they can't end up as a pairing, as cute as it would be.Mike belongs with Chiclet, anyway.
Or Beanie, who knows

8/10, it alright
but "Bonita" means "pretty", so make that a 9

>>125900752
If you read some of the replies from the first time it was posted, you'd see how people changed their tune.

>>125900883
Shhh we're roleplaying like they're different people, it makes him happy. Also Crisis and Gud are separate artists ;)

>>125896594
Glad to see you're back, Root I missed SS so thanks for providing it. Good pacing and descriptory details.

Effigy got a little confusing, though. It's flashbacks and flashforwards felt better suited as book-ends for a different story that explored what questions the story left us with. I still enjoyed it regardless.

>>125899959
>thick skin
Mike confirmed for Manny Pardo.

>>125900883
>>125901238

ALERT THE 4CHAN PRESSES, WEAVIS IS PORKERMUNCHICAL

ALSO BRING SNACKS BACK

Really, though, I can tell you straight up that it's not me. I absolutely never repost my work and I sure as hell wouldn't post it twice in the same thread. I'll sometimes delay posting a new chapter if we're getting close to a new thread. Last night I posted it at 5 AM and a new thread was immediately created right afterward, so I just said "screw it" and figured I'd re-link it when I posted chapter 15.

>>125900195
T b h PES AI is really retarded. What a manager does is just pick the automatic general tactics for a team to use (how to attack, how to defend, where to stand, etc.) and the computer tries to act upon those instructions during the game. But the AI is stupid a lot of the time, and it can vary and fluctuate depending on a lot of factors, so it'll make the players do a lot of dumb shit like making bad passes, being unable to dispossess the other team, not making shots, etc.

Sometimes PES will like you and make your players great, like in our /mk8g/ game, or it'll hate you and make your players shit, like in this /ffg/ game. And there's a thing called momentum that can make one team shit at first but then make them good late in the match.

>>125900752
Bonworth is pretty sympathetic, but it's still the case that the comments were astoundingly tone-deaf.

actual spoilers if you haven't read the chapter
the problem with snarking like that is that as soon as you set yourself apart from the target, it looks legitimately hostile rather than just ribbing someone. Since Mike didn't know about Bonworth being crippled, sitting apart and not getting involved immediately puts everything into a bad light and Bonworth should have known better.

It was damn well executed

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>>125899959
>that's what rabbits do, right?
>they run

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>>125899983
Everything is fine

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Oh, while it's relevant, do you still want this Mike goy to be /5n@f/'s rep on /vg/'s roster?

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>>125829661
>>125832735

>>125902228
>short male
>tall woman
That'smyfetish

>>125902624
You are a fucking blessing, you know that?

>>125901492
>figured I'd re-link it when I posted chapter 15
You make it sound like chapter 15 is imminent
don't toy with my heart like that.

I liked how you played chapter 14 though, and the foreshadowing was nicely done.

>>125902624
this is wonderful

>>125902848
He's been cranking them out, he posts like two chapters a day or something.

>>125902456
>Skype filename
Is this gmod's mike? 'Cause that's my favorite Mike.

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I guess I can finally post this now

spoilers if you haven't read the latest chapter

thanks 4chanx

>>125902456
I'm fine with Gmodfag's black Mike as our rep. Gives our team some soul. GMF's Mike would be acceptable given ClosedQuest but that's just me.

>>125902456
It will always be my favorite interpretation of Mike, even if it was just a generic NPC file from the Steam workshop. So, yes.

>>125902624
Oh fuck.

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>>125903247

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>>125903247

>>125902228
I wanna know what ails you.

>>125901248

Sorry if it was confusing, that pretty much means I've failed.

There are two timelines that it switches back and forth between, but both of them are in chronological order.

The only "flashforward" is at the end.[/spoiler[

Glad you liked it though. This is one of those rare instances where I actually have the time to read and respond to commentary. Usually I'm too busy.

>>125903247
This feels oddly timed with the stuff Crisis has been drawing.

>captcha is flowers
Everything is oddly timed.

>>125903247
>the reason he looks so worn out and tired is due to taking pain meds

>>125903214
I used it as a Skype avatar for a bit, yeh. And yeah, it is Gmod's, it's what the player's face has been since late in VGL3 in PES.

>>125903351
>>125903354
Cool. I dunno what position he'll be in cause that's something I'm not gonna think about until like March, since /vg/ won't play until the Spring Cup in like April or something. Considering how badly we did in our Ro16 game it'll probably be as a CB or something dumb since shittier teams get shittier less-offensive positions, but oh well.

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>>125903247

>>125903524
NOT SUCH A HANDSOME JERK NOW IS HE

>>125903767

Now he's a crippled jerk. I still hate his guts, and I'm willing to bash his skull in with his own leg.

>>125903247
http://poal.me/em031n

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>>125903767
He's still a handsome jerk.

Just with a twist.

>>125903247
Aw. I wanna hug him.

>>125903924
It's not a twist.
It's dismemberment.

>>125903247
Probably just being retarded due to severe lack of sleep, but what's going on with the arm there? Some kind of glove to hide scarring?

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>>125904147
Call it what you want. He's still handsome.

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>>125887972

>>125862889
I know it's said Foxy was hanging out with Faz but given how erratic he has behaved in other chapters, I find it strange he didn't pop up during the card game. The only reason this bugs me is because Bonsworth made it seem like Foxy was the worst out this group and needed to be heavily watched even at night.

>>125904306
Major surgeries left him with lots of metal pins, plates, and rods in his arms. The subdermal stuff is still there, and if the skin's pressed against it you can still see it.
So if he doesn't seem to know his own strength when he pats or pokes you, that's why.

>>125904729
Oh cool, you're on!

I wonder if Crisis is still here, he missed ya.

>>125904729
>that faded color
Foxy is fucking dead but at least he's in heaven now

>>125904729
he dead

>>125904729
>"... And nobody ever saw Gud!Foxy ever again."

>>125905045
>>125905053
clearly dead in last panel because his eyepatch is back

>>125904729
>that slight smile in the sixth panel
>"It's worth it for the kids"
Thanks Gud.

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>>125904729
You've gotta do something about CriFoxy, bro. He tried to steal my identity yesterday!

>>125904729
And that's Steven Universe and Frisk in the bottom panel. Who's the girl, though?

>>125893172
>You keep teasing about Faz and Foxy when those are the two I want to see more of you faggot.

Soon.

>>125883548
>So how many of these people have worked at JH's?

Good employment opportunities are hard to find these days!

>>125900954
>I don't see Bonworth's character's arch going much further, after that.

Don't worry. I'm not done with him, or anyone else for that matter.

>>125893593
How could you EVER hate such a swell feller?

>>125904756
The reason I didn't write Foxy in during the card game was because I wanted to showcase the tension between Mike and Bonworth. Foxy's stream-of-consciousness dialogue is really, really difficult to write and he tends to "steal the show" whenever he appears. It would have just made the scene more chaotic and cluttered.

Besides, Faz gets lonely.

>>125903247
OOPS YOU BROKE HIM

That's fine, we've got some crazy glue around here somewhere, don't we?

>>125904893
Ah, I see. Just pretty elastic skin getting pulled on there; makes sense. Knew a guy like that who could pull his bottom lip well up over his nose no trouble among other things.

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>>125904893
Does putting metal structural pieces in your arms actually make you sturdier like that? Having known a guy who had a few bones replaced with metal ones after a car accident I would have suspected otherwise.

>>125905797
>soon
Hype.
>>125906189
I don't think it's Bonsworth being sturdy so much as not being able to feel his arm too well.

>>125906189
>Does putting metal structural pieces in your arms actually make you sturdier like that?
They're not really sturdier. Just heavier.
Also he probably can't feel as well in them so the reduced sensation may mean he hits a bit harder than he intends when he pats your back.

>>125906517
Why would you spoil "back"?

>>125906628
butt

>>125905797
>How could you EVER hate such a swell feller?
I know, right? He's such a stand-up guy! though he's still super tone-deaf

It's got to rankle a little with Bonita that Bonworth has such primitive prosthetics when she sees fancier gear wasted on murderbots every work night.

>>125906375
Fazzer is the perfect balance between cute and unnerving.

>>125906375
Foxy should tell Faz how he once shattered a beer bottle in his oil port.

>>125906728
>It's got to rankle a little with Bonita that Bonworth has such primitive prosthetics when she sees fancier gear wasted on murderbots every work night.
I actually intended his prosthetics to look like endo legs
it might not have come out well because I had no internet at the time I doodled it so I was going from memory

It's a Bonworth thread.


I'm not complaining.

>all these sympathetic, cute characters

b-but how is Mike going to end up with Beanie?

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i'm sorry to everyone
except gmf

>>125907420
>It's a Weaver thread
FTFY
That's nothing new though.
>>125907724
>no pomf
It's shit.

>>125907724
STUMPS MAEK ME HARD (...wet? I guess)

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>>125907724
>that face

>>125904729
Frisk and Steven are there.

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>>125907724
NO.

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>>125906986

>>125900752
Not much changed.
I started out thinking he was putting up a cunty act to hide something and I was right.
Was he a jerk? Yes.
Should you hold a grudge? No.

>>125908564
>I started out thinking he was putting up a cunty act to hide something and I was right.
But I'd say in a very different way.

Mike never said "hey, you're bugging me" or "can you stop with the mean jokes?" He just kept laughing along and telling Bonworth he was hilarious so he kept going. Bonworth went too far but Mike just expected him to figure out the problem on his own.

And even more importantly, now that Bonworth knows he was being rude, he apologized immediately. Mike fucking shoved him to the ground and he got up saying he was sorry. He was over the line but Mike never just told him so, and once he realized it he stopped immediately.

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>>125904975
I missed him too?

>>125905045
>>125905053
>>125905114
Don't worry, he's ... fine?

>>125905717
It's nobody.

>>125908548
classy faz aint gonna put up with his shit

>>125906517
The amount of feeling in your skin doesn't get reduced by having metal shit implanted into you.
One of my friends had metal plates, rods and pins drilled into her bones when she underwent reconstructive surgery on her arm. Banging the metal on something would not only pinch her skin against the metal but also let the shock bypass the flesh and just go straight into her bones. She did not enjoy it.

Nerve damage, however, does. And the kind of crushing injuries he suffered would have caused a lot of it.

>>125908873
Bonworth was obnoxiously oblivious and should have been able to read Mike's mood well enough at a few points, but yeah he wasn't being a jerk aince that would imply at least some malicious intent not really evident here.

Ultimately it was mutual miscommunication, with Mike not being more upfront about boundaries, Bonworth being blind to the mood, and missing information on the matter of the disability.

>>125909540
>Sports
>"Coach Cries"
kek

>>125908873
I never said that the personality he was obscuring with the act was a cunty one.

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>>125909540
>>125909824
oi

>>125896594

The more of your shit I read the more I'm convinced you're a legitimately evil motherfucker based on the scenarios you put out there.

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Take your fetish, and have you favorite bot do it for you.

How hot is it?

>>125909694
>The amount of feeling in your skin doesn't get reduced by having metal shit implanted into you.
That's correct. Unless I guess the surgery is particularly invasive/botched.
Anyway I wasn't saying that's why he had reduced sensation, just that he probably did.

>>125908472
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED GMF

>>125910698

Ghost, plz

>>125909694
Yeah, I kind of figured it'd be nerve damage on that front. Those kinds of injuries take years to recover from in general though. Presumably Bonworth has to go in periodically to get the metalwork adjusted while the arms slowly glue themselves back together; that's how it was for a guy in my school who had a leg that got smashed up like that. I remember him being really upbeat one week because one of the rods was getting removed due to not being needed anymore.

>>125910067
>pls no bully
I don't need to bully you because all my buddies already do it for me.

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>>125910698
>having fetishes

>>125910698
>Take your fetish
>Implying there's only one
step it up

>>125910698
Given Mangle's anatomy, probably not hot at all.

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>>125910698
My biggest fetish would be impossible with Foxy

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>>125910698
A bit, interesting, not quite sure how it would translate over to robots.

>>125911357
what's your biggest fetish?

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>>125910698

>my fetish
>Freddy

uh

>>125907724
Ever been so thirsty you morphed from a lesbian into a gay dude for a rabbit?

>>125910698
Already drawn it homeslice, though I could use Mangle next.

>>125911836
She's a lesbian in that pic, she's just terminally flat.

>>125905797
>Soon.

[Vibrates anticipatorially]

>>125911853
what was it and can you post link?

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>>125911675
nipple penetration
- now with Mangle however, that'd be a different story.

>>125910698
Kinda impossible with Springtrap since I'm a bit too old
Otherwise it's pretty damn hot

>>125912147
but mangle is male....

>>125910698
>Raping or being raped by Toy Bonnie ending with impregnation.
Pretty hot, I guess. Not sure how the second part works with a robot.

>>125910698
Jeoff sitting on my face

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>>125910742
NOT LIKE THIS

Not like this.

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>>125912404
Excuse me, but Mangle is a proud yes, check your privilege you toxic shitlord pissbaby!

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>>125912408
Alright, here we go:

__Why___
___Don't______
__You_
______Just_________
_________________________Kill_____________
>Pic related

>>125912429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

>>125912697

Flying way, way, way too close to the sun there even for a joke, friend.

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>>125910698
>loving, caring sex with Toy Bonnie

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>>125913472
How rape you rapesume that I'm joking, rapist! Maybe if you stopped raping at me you'd rapelize how disrespectful you're raping to strong independent yesses! Societal constructs such as Yesphobia is NO laughing matter!

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>>125912671
why are you pretending
who are you fooling

>>125914182
This here is some major Misery shit right here

>>125914182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrWeliK4fk

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>>125914148

Stop now.

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>>125914182
FUND THIS

>>125914182
Well, unlike GMF who would intentionally disable Bonworth and then have cripplesex, I would get him to put on an SS uniform and have an ERP session where I'm a poor French POW getting my butt Blitzkrieged by his pure Aryan cock

>>125910803
>Those kinds of injuries take years to recover from in general
>years
Chances are he will never really recover.
His bones might heal.
His nerve problems, on the other hand, are most likely only going to improve slightly over a period of decades. Assuming they ever do.
Nerve damage sucks ass.

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Repostin

>>125914952
Why does anyone give a shit about this walking pile of filth, grease, and fat.

>>125914182
>he pulls a sebulba and walks out the room on his hands

>>125914762

>nerve damage sucks ass

Seconded. I slipped on ice a few years ago and ended up with nerve damage in my foot and right leg. It's not horrible, I can still walk just fine and all that, but my skin is noticeably "mottled" and it tends to cramp up on long car trips or if I run/do any serious exercise.