/gtaog/ - Grand Theft Auto Online General

yay i got first post

>Still the shitty "le /gtaog/" subject
Kill yourself

How to cheat in GTAO:

www.mpgh.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=414

is work?

money safe?

can use?

mod detected?

>tfw dont have bacon in my house

>tfw already cooking egg

shit i fuked up guys

>>125850737
>Savage not shot out of the sky
>Valkyrie(?) not shot out of the sky.
>Bunch of nobodies, probably randoms on board
Step it up /gtag/.

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forever escaping

>>125850875
Fuck off

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>>125850737
>kurugii
>mad4attention

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post qt grils

>>125850986
>Bunch of nobodies, probably randoms on board

>>125851146
You first

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>>125851146

>>125851079
fuck off

>>125851160
Yes, that is what he said. Good job.

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>improved anticheat

>>125851292
>Eclipse
Anybody who lives there deserves it.

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>>125851146
Postan.

>>125851292
>>125851356
kek thats the new troll from jordans menu its hilarious as fuck

What leggings is best leggings?
Is it Candy Cane leggings?

>>125851465
black ones

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>>125851146
heres a two for one special

>>125851465
Princess Robot Bubblegum.

>>125851685
too bad they're both fat

>>125851685
>Long bob
>Hipster glasses

Darn now my character is pretty generic.

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did someone say

qts

>>125852138
Yes, when are you going to post some?

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>some guy messaged me if he wants me to get his $7000 bounty
>sure.jpg
>he comes out of his apartment
>I execute him with a revolver
>sent him thanks and gave him 50%
It's the little things that makes some people alright.

https://www.teamofweaponsandtactics.com/index.php?/forums/topic/369-eis-2015-r2-itanium-x64-edition-version-180-released/

thoughts

>>125852138
Where?

>R* put the roof back on my casco
get fucked

>>125852224
tl;dr

>>125852224
Test it and report back.

>>125852376
anticheat, cheat.

>>125852470
Cool, but does it actually work?

>>125852718
I doubt anyone on here actually knows that

>>125851685
I'd fuck that rayman

GTAG how do i cute?

>>125853112
Step one is not to listen to anybody here.

>>125853112
Make a female character
Post it here for approval and getting it shot down
Make it like every other female character in gtag
You've made "cute"

How the fuck do I earn money in a reasonable fashion now.

Every random heist I get into is either no mics, niggers with shitty music and a baby crying or some noobs who have no idea what they're doing.

Plus LFG is basically worthless.

>get shot down over beach by welfare
>start shooting a pack of people on respawn
>someone gets my twice so i start looking for them specifically
>find them
>right as I aim at them my sniper changes to minigun every time
>he just keeps heavy rifling me
>too far to use minigun on said cuck
>just kill a couple people in close range with the mini because why not
>faggot keeps sniping me while im stuck with a minigun

The little ways of griefing are truly the fucking worse. I'd rather be exploded than this bullshit.

>>125853514
Use the marksman rifle if you can't line the shot up, it's about 3 shots to the chest to drop anyone.

>>125853615
I was trying to use the DMR, I couldn't. Every time I aimed with it my character pulled out a minigun.

>>125853662
Does that mean that menus can force weapons now?

>>125853784
I guess so.

>>125853497
Play the game

>>125852718
yep, didn't get blown up when a lobby got nuked, didnt die either.

>>125853845
SHIIIIIIIIIIT

How do I turn off this gay ass rockstar video shit.

>find guy giving himself hackerbux
>private message him asking nicely if he could spare a bit for me
>he doesn't say anything and just flies off into the sky

Man I have the worst luck with this shit, everyone else seems to just happen to run across generous hackers at every turn

>>125854485
Stop pressing down immediately after massing sprint.

>>125854635
I'm on Xbone.

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>>125854723
>Xbone

>>125855160
mfw_derrick_leaves_gtag.gif

>Shoot some guy in his god mode helicopter with rockets
>Direct hit twice
>He just starts nuking the session
Guess that call to remove all grief options fell on deaf ears.

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>>125851146
Been feeling a lot of brown shades on my cars lately.

>>125855282
Hi, Rawk or Soy.

>people still care about derrick

>>125854564
i think you mean best luck.

you just unknowingly dodged a 20 year ban

>>125855293
well go for an actual brown then, instead of 'babbies first brown' beige

Easiest way to get RP? I need to get from 78 to 90 asap.

>>125855445
adversary mode playlist

>>125851292
shouldnt you be in the middle, masterminding the demise of Mr Bond?
>welcome to my lair

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what the fuck is this glitch

>>125856363
>Glitch

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>>125856363

You are ascending.

>>125855445
you became a peacock

>>125855323
No I was being cucked by the god mode fag shooting rockets from his car. I attached a UFO on him for a while but got bored.

>>125853497
Get a menu. Spawn Moonbeams. Sell them. That's it.

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>>125855445
This is the easiest and fastest way.

>>125856363
>Glitch

hahahahahha omg dumbass ahwhahaha ha heheheh eomg cant stop laughign hahahaha omg ur so stupid

>>125856919
untill your stats show up with wanted levels attainted and evaded somewhere in the 100k

aint nobody gonna believe that

>>125856363
>Glitch

>>125856363
>glitch

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>>125857110

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>>125856363
>glitch

>>125857279
kek

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>>125855408
Youre right, shits too light for a solid painted car. I didn't want it to be the same as my nightshade so I gave it a lighter spray. I've decided to invert the two and go with this.

>>125857448
that's pretty.

now try a darker brown with gold pearlescent for your nightshade. i'll post mine as soon as i can take a screenshot.

>>125856363
>glitch

>>125856363
>bitch

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>>125856363
>this glitch

>glitch

>>125857678
>>125857625
>>125857602
>>125857317
>>125857178
>>125857129
>>125856430

>

>>125856363
thats not a glitch

>>125852138
the one with the crosses on her top is the only qt in this thread,

>>125857837
>>125857678
>>125857625
>>125857602
>>125857317
>>125857178
>>125857129
>>125857018
>>125856430
>being this upset about a word

>>125857965
Lets just settle this, someone just make a strawpoll with every female in /gtag/ and see who comes out on top.

>>125856363
>Glitch

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>>125858079
>needing a strawpoll

>>125856363
but anon thats not a glitch

>>125856363
LOL XD THATS NOT A GLITCH SILLY!!! :DDDD XD

>>125856430
>>125857018
>>125857129
>>125857178
>>125857317
>>125857602
>>125857678
>>125857625
>>125857837
>>125858157
>>125858460

>>125858563
#damagecontrol

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>>125858563
All me

>>125858583
to be fair that's another person

>>125858629
>You will never get chauffeured around while drinking wine and shitposting

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>>125858079
Nah, this isnt a good idea. Best to just let the fire burn.

>>125856363
learn what a glitch is m8

>>125858780
>wine

That's champagne.

>>125856363
>Glitch
I do not think you know what that word means

>tfw bought it yesterday and my gf wont let me play because it's Saturday and she's getting angry at me saying we need to do things together

Should I break up with her? I really want to play my new game.

>>125858881
Fuck her right in the pussy

>>125856363
>glitch

you keep using that word, i dont think that you think what it think you means

>>125858881
reee

>>125858881
Yes. Let Jamal have a more official role in her life.

>>125856363
>glitch

>>125856363
>glitch

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>>125858583

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>>125858917
>i dont think that you think what it think you means

>>125859021
>glitch in the 4chan X extension

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>>125857448
Don't have the light to let it fully come to right, but the bright pearl makes it pop and yet totally seem like a 70s colour.

Hello good friends,

I would like to apologize profusely for my use of language. I am now aware that such language is unacceptable, and for that I am sorry. If it alleviates any of the pain and suffering I have caused, perhaps it would help to know that English is my first language, I graduated top of my class in English in high school, and I have studied video game design for several years. I am also completely sober, and have absolutely no reason to have used that word, except it rhymed slightly with 'shit', as in, "What the fuck is this shit?".

Again, my sincerest and deepest apologies to all I have harmed with this grave mistake. I hope only to be able to literally no-one cares you fucking autists.

>>125859301
I think there's a glitch in the last sentence of your post. It seems to have jumped ahead in the storyline of events being told.

>>125859301
>studied video game design.

>>125856363
thats no glitch my friend

>Get to a pegasus spot with another guy before someone else so his vehicle ends up not spawning
>His vehicle doesn't spawn because of it
>Proceeds to use his menu to kill us both
>He calls his vehicle in again and goes to the airport to get it
>Doesn't know how to fly correctly in a hydra and ends up crashing and dying
I just should just stick to hackerbucks.

Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.

>>125856363
>glitch

>>125859687
>NEETs

>>125859687
Yeah, it certainly isn't people like you constantly shitposting.

>>125859687
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/Friendly%20reminder%20worthless%20NEETs/


How often are you going to post it?

>>125859687
idk m8, general was ok while blates was doin his thing so i doubth neet's are the problem.

why havent the neets and trannies be removed yet

>>125856363
hahaha thats not a glitch

Seriously all these newfags complaining.

The general is in better shape than it's ever been.

This shit was fucking ATROCIOUS 2 years ago. Nothing but people complaining about the game and tripfags jerking off to eachother. Now that's just the day a new DLC gets released.

>>125860519
Heists when?

>>125860540
exactly.

>>125856363
learn what a glitch is dude

>>125856363
>glitch

>>125860906
? i dont know what you mean, it is a glitch, that not suppoosed to happen

I've been gone for about a month because HDD failure.

Is this game worth sitting through a 50 gb download again at -/=3mbps rate for the new update?

Has Infamous finally been killed?

>>125861097
its a hack

>>125861481
it's just the same with new cars

you make the call

adversary modes fun tho

>>125856363
thats not a glitch

>>125861696
oh. do people modderkiddies still blow up entire lobbies for no reason?

>>125861786
blowing up hasn't happened and not sure wether that's still possible.

but they appear to have enough alternatives to give you a shit time.

>>125861852
>>125855282

Happened to us tonight.

>>125861852
Okay it's worth it.
Downloading now.

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>>125861852
It's still possible

Got blown up into my ceiling.

>>125860519
Im more annoyed at the constant whining about NEETs and this "/GTAOG/ everything is offtopic" garbage.

Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.

Has anyone ever gotten banned for anything other than glitching in this game? I find myself insulting someone's stupidity every second heist and virtually every adversary game. It's amazing how often people forget to use silenced weapons in a mission where detection = failure, or someone fucks you over to the detriment of themselves or their own team.

>>125861914
is

is that

a
bath robe

>>125856363
>glitch

>>125862538
sure is

update added a whole bunch of them

smoking jackets too

>>125862520
>actually using suppressors outside of pistols
>expecting to have a good time with randos

>>125862892
hnnnnng

>>125862951
why would I just a silenced pistol to kill the lost when I can snipe them or shoot them with a silenced assault rifle

not sure if bait

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>>125862538

What clothing in your opinion should be in GTAO?

>>125863095
Why does that revolver look so 2004ish

>>125863153
The blocky grip kind of ruins it.

So how the fuck do I kill bounty players on yachts? I'm on his yacht but I can't use any of my guns

>>125863319
Concentrate really hard on focusing your negative energy towards him.

>>125863368
that's pretty lame, this guy is just teasing me. i'd have murked him if it wasnt for this stupid shit

Picked this up on PC recently, does anyone actually play quick matches or am I just unlucky when it comes to game finding. Whenever I search for a random game its ether a lobby that dies or a level 100+ trying to get a easy win in a race off of my shitter ass.

In the last two weeks the only deathmatch lobby that ever got full had the host scripting with invincibility.

>>125863119
various textures lace leggings that I can wear with shorts and combat boots.
DK jackets
Mini dresses and leather jackets that actually work with them.
mid top converse for the women and low top for men.

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Post characters?

Yes, I am.

>>125863625
A worthless NEET?

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>>125863619
it's a glitch trinity

>>125863649
Yes.

>Just want to have some fun doing freeroam VIP stuff with people
>Hackers with invincibility, teleporting to me/objectives with miniguns

Not today senpaitachi.

>>125863717
Found Blater

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It's so fucking annoying that I cannot edit my character.

>>125863548
stick to invite/crew sessions. public has been cancer since December 2012. You either get white dot lobbies where no one does anything fun, or civil war lobbies where there's at least one shitter red dot in a tank.

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>>125863770

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>>125863619

Survey time, for science:

1: do you see your own kills in the kill feed anymore when you kill another player
2: are you using a fun menu?

>>125859687
I forgot it's real nigga only hours now, guess it's better for you to be here rather than dodging shitskins in the streets hey krop

>>125863770
>>125863867
sick surfs dude

>>125863990
>1: do you see your own kills in the kill feed anymore when you kill another player
Yes

>2: are you using a fun menu?
No

>>125863998
I live in a small town with no shitskins Tbh. Shitskins don't come to the farms and such.

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>>125863842
as opposed to crew marked dot lobbies where no one does anything fun, or civil war lobbies where at least 6 shitters are camping a non crew player

>>125864120
>where at least 6 shitters are camping a non crew player

This is always fun for us.

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>>125864091
care that they don't champ

>>125859687
now that's what you call autism

>>125864120
you play with the wrong crew members
the player being camped always starts shit with a crew member
the actual fun gtags spend more time mission screens than in freeroam so you never really see them much.

Hey can I join this clan? I heard you guys are fun. My SC is LeDankMan.

Can you remove crew emblem with iFruit? I got one on my bike somehow.

>>125864290
The problem is that to get the most mission variety they have to limit themselves to four people so there's almost never an opening.

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What is this?

>>125863548
Ignore missions, play with friend, freeroam only.

>>125864290
>you play with the wrong crew members
>wanting to play with gtag

>>125864351
No

>>125864471
Why not?

>>125864501
No

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>>125864351
>>125864471
kek

>>125864539
PLEASE, WHAT DID I DO???????

>>125864737
No

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Release the tension on drama banter in here.

Play the game more intensively so you don't have time to shitpost.

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>Meth'd Up
>We spawn in south Los Santos
>Finally get there
>Vehicle destroyed
Sometimes I wonder how randoms don't forget to breath.

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>players who hold out stickies

Who here has /funmenus/? I need some cash so if you could spawn some Uber-modded cars I can sell.

>>125865228
>>125850875

>>125865090
>killed die-hard78
how appropriate

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>>125864351
>>125864471
>>125864501
>>125864539
>>125864737
>>125864754

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>>125865418
this is a funny picture, really really funny
really funny looking at it for the thousandth time

>>125865228
Do not trust >>125865302

All 6 of my accounts got banned using that.

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>>125865548

>>125865642
i was joking when I said that, im a bad person when it comes to jokes, but you are too

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>>125865713

>>125860519
I've been here since ps3 launch, which was awful, but frankly, half the thread is now newfags asking what menu's to use and faggots complaining about menu shitters whilst screaming about how good their delicious shit PC version is. The general is a joke right now.

>>125865913
Gotta complete the spin.

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>>125865913
just need one more to fucking finish the spin, do it you faggot

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>>125866087
derrickspin.com

Jesus Christ, where's qt when you need xir?

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>>125866127

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>>125866127
???

Alright what can i get for $10 GTA$?
Feeling a bit rich right now.

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>>125866310
receiving payment from your father for services rendered, best piece of ass this side of chelsea, blater should take notes perhaps he could make some money and get his ass off the computer once in a while

What happened to online? Update? Servers down?

>>125866604
IT'S HAPPENING

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>You now have a 5% discount in shops for achieving good behavior reports from 90% of your peers
Didn't know this is actually a thing.

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why is this a thing?

>>125865573
lies

>>125867478
is work?

money safe?

Is the armoured variant of the V12 schafter worth the performance loss and added ugly? According to the stats the regular versions top speed is 190 and the armoured is 150.

>>125867586
I think you get flagged if you cheat now.
Luckily someone gave me money back when I started playing - but it's all gone now.

It's stupid that you cannot sell the luxury shit.
(Armored car, tanks, etc.)

>>125867626
Just get a Kuruma if you want a decent car or the Insurgency.

>>125867729
i got no troubles using the moonbeam sell thing

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>>125867882
>I haven't been banned yet for doing something 3 days ago so it must be safe

can someone please make me admin

>>125868291
trip on qt

>>125867309
What the fuck are good behavior reports even?

>>125868291
SC?

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>>125851217
мoй дpyг

>>125868568
-blater-

is money work?

>some guy has the same paintjob as me
>friendly enough guy. get into his car.
>go to the dock,get on a sea shark and drive to his yacht
>Turkish flag inscription reads "BigTurk"
>ask to go inside, try out all the options since i've never been inside a boat.
>character is stumbling because i'm totally drunk from trying all the booze
>he messages me "Come"
>reach a bedroom with a hairy half naked dude with a gold chain standing there
>tell him i want to go home
>he politely drives me back to my apartment
Am i a slut ?

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>>125851146

Hey can I join this clan? I heard you guys are fun. My SC is LeDankMan.

>>125868354
Wait, apparently it's "commend" in the players list in the pause menu. Can't believe I'm still discovering menu items after getting to rank 200.

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>>125869008
Krop pls

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>>125868863

>>125869008
>reddit.com/user/ledankman

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>>125869047
Same, realizing that people actually commend me make me feel a little warm inside.

>>125869071
BUT I JUST WANT TO JOIN THE CLAN!!?

>>125869202
How do I know if I was commended?

>>125869224
Only way is >>125867309 apparently.

>>125869304
But where would I see this? Is it a text? A SC message? Full splash screen?

>my VIP outfit was removed
Motherfuckers.

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>press join crew members
>puts me in a session by myself
mfw

>>125869341
The notification box above the radar.

>>125869403
but anon that means you are the crew

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>can only save 10 outfits without funmenyoos

Is there a good reason?

>>125869403
R* is trying to protect you from gtag, heed their warning and protection

>>125869497
The game is not supposed to be fun.
It's like with DayZ where everything is against you.
Like how zombies are everywhere, shitters and police are everywhere.

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>>125869341
Looks like this according to the internet.

>>125869783
hmmmm, seems your KDR needs to me 0 to get it.

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>>125869861
Yeah that's me with a 0.83 KDR.
Well at least people actually like me.

>>125869861
What? Where do you get that from? That's also almost impossible if you actually play the game.

I'll stick with whole sessions telling me to fuck off and chase me around.

>tfw that one time I had 3 people on land and 2 helicopters follow me into the airport after pushing their shit in
>snipe the 2 in cars before they can even get over the gates
>motorcycle still on the way

>run further into the airport around the corner
>pull out welfare and take aim at first attack chopper coming over the terminal
>tfw they finally got a kill on me when mr. motorcycle comes and blows me up while I am aiming at the chopper

It was a fun game of cat and mouse. I do not know how this game can still be fun to anyone not playing the part of the bully.

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>>125870170
>what one shitter who chases you for 10+ minutes ignoring the other 12+ people you pass

Are you guys using voice chat in lobbies? I had all voice chat muted and so I never heard if you did

>>125870396
Yeah, a few people do. A couple spam the mic with music. Very few actually talk, but enough do to have it on.

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>>125870370
>that madden gif maker
thanks fambi

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>>125870170
>Hacker setting massive bounties on his friends heads so he can claim the bounties for cash
>People start to beg and suck up to him in chat
>One guy in particular won't shut the fuck up, joins the hacker's organization even
>Chase the little runt down to Del Perro Pier, snipe him on the beach
>He keeps respawning on the beach
>That feel when you must have killed him at least 30 times before Rockstar's servers shit themselves

At least he finally shut the hell up.

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>on my way to sell the 1875th moonbeam
>You've received $2000 for continued good behavior! Keep it up!

>>125871557
>1875th
>Not more like 18th

>>125871557
How come mine only go for 280k?

Friendly reminder that if you used Jordan's menu, your computer is infected.

http://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/grand-theft-auto-v/164826-jordans-menu-v0-99-malicious-file-removal-instructions-enclosed.html

>>125870810
Those bounties don't work, it only says the amount but you won't actually get it. That has been patched.

>>125872036
Either way that guy was a nuisance spamming chat with various "pls money" begging.

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>>125872036

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>>125871821
>tfw still have 20M funbux from 3 Gotten Gains days
Really the only thing I haven't bothered trying out is the yacht, but I never really had any interest one

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how are people so bad at top fun 3

I only got one fucking kill

>>125872246
Yeah I can set a bounty of 3942392905 and whoever kills the one with bounty only gets 2K ~ 10K

>>125872103
All these people begging for money.
If Jordans menu can spy on shitters GTA; why can't Davidstar add a 1 hour ban for people asking for money in the chat?

>>125873005
>>125871821
It's only the one that was repacked and uploaded elsewhere. The one direct from the thread is safe.

>>125850737
>ship is expensive as shit
>can only sell one car a century
I swear they want me to start using haxx...

so are the yachts just better as they go up in price? more vehicles more helipads and jacuzzis and just MORE?

if i wanted the aqaurius later could i buy the pisces and upgrade?

>>125873872
More boats, more helicopters, more helipads.

But the newest helicopter is shit. Swift and Frogger are better.

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Friendly reminder that Krop did nothing wrong.

>>125873972
the pisces comes with a frogger? the new chopper is aqurius?

Idk why but the autist that runs the console groups invited me
Pls accept me into PC
BackdoorBuster

>>125873747
what goyim, can't spare a few shekels for your favourite game, you know you want a $150 dollar fake plane

>>125873972
are all stilt houses despite the view the same 3 floor interior?

>>125874167
Pisces - Swift
Aquarius - SuperVolito (new chop)

Personally I'd get the Pisces if I were to get any yacht at all. The inclusion of two helipads on the Aquarius means it is nigh impossible to land an Annihilator on the pad.

>>125864401
the corpse that you find for that one unmarked sidequest in SP

>>125874098
This Tbh

>>125874285
Yes, different exterior but all with same interior.

Anyone on PS4 got a Dubsta 2 they can use to spawn me one?

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>>125874098
>derricks meme slave still posts here

>>125873747
bro what
I sold 8 T20s I had to buy the new yacht within half an hour, no restrictions no anything

>>125874553
is menu work?

is safe?

>>125874285
There are 8 Stilt Houses, 6 have a black interior. 2 have a red interior.

there are 3 ballers now (new look) i cant see any difference between all 3 including the original.

apparently one is LWB but they are all 4 door already so.. i dont get it

>>125874613
enjoy your ban

What's the best way to make money on console?
Was running a bunch of Adversary modes but pretty bored of those now.

is work?

>>125874893
safe?

>>125874860
vip grind

>>125874946
can confirm?

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>>125851146
I win.

about to download a menu, i just want cash because im tired of grinding. any heads up on what to do and what not to do? how much can i get away with each hour?

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>>125851146

>>125875140
>any heads up on what to do and what not to do?
Some people say cash/moneybag spawning has got them flagged some people say they've gotten away with it fine. Safest method right now is probably Moonbeam selling, and using that method I would assume that 200k an hour is fine, if it's possible to do that.

>Menu users have botnet in their pc's
kek

>>125875140
Sell moonbeams, you can make 10m an hour even if you're fucking retarded.

>>125874686
LWB is way longer than the original, still 4 doors but y'know its just massive.
if you get that shit armored it can take a sticky bomb and still drive like nothing happened.

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>see a bunch of guys sitting and chilling in a yacht's jacuzzi
>pick them off one by one
>one of them even tries to run away as he sees his friend just fucking dies on his side but I shot as well
>this is probably how JFK's wife felt
Probably the biggest dick move I've ever done in this game lately.

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>>125863619

Animals aren't allowed on the Subway, citizen

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I'm pretty sure I win the qt contest. By the way which of the top three new cars are the best? I bought the nightshade and it's alright but I'm still driving my banshee. The mamba looks cool but that's a lot of paper to drop on a car that may not be as good as my banshee. I might just end up buying another bike, the vindicator is calling me but the nemesis was pretty cool in Pac Stan and it's about the same price as the mamba.

>>125876461
Nemesis wasn't in Pacific Standard though. They were Lectros.

>>125876461
>that make up
>those freckles
no

>>125876457
How'd you get the cop uniform

>>125876745
>Not liking freckles

You should be worried about the state of your soul anon.

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>>125876989

Cheat menu, IDK if any of the glitches work anymore

Can someone fill me in on this VIP and bodyguard thing

>>125875258
Ayy lmao

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get ur hax on now, kiddos

btw can someone reupload it somewhere else because mpgh now asks for registration to download

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HAPPENING?

>>125878385
>downloading a botnet

>>125871774
>>125871774

Gotta make sure they're spawning in fully upgraded m80 I made the same mistake.

>>125854485
Dont hold down and press x or whatever it is, pretty easy desu.

>>125878385

Download it from the infamous page

infamouscheats.de

>>125867626
Armored benefactor cars are sedans and the unarmored are sports

>>125867626
I tested both stock, they have literally the same stats, except the armoured version feels a tiny bit more slippery and it also takes about an extra .5-1 second to reach 120mph

theoretically, a fully upgraded armoured one can keep up with the regular version no problem, that is the case with the Baller LE reg vs armed.

>>125869634
>bodyguards get a tiny buff
>VIPs get buffed by making the bodyguards spawn next to them
>cops damage aswell as health gets buffed
this anon here knows whats up

>>125874338
Swift comes with the Pisces? I'm guessing the helipad is bigger on this yacht right?
Whats the price? and yes, i'd buy a boat to have my own private helipad with a gunship on it, with defences on ready to be called into action

>>125874686
Regular baller is regular
Baller LE is a maxed out baller by default, when you max this motherfucker it flies
Baller LE Armoured is the reskin of Baller LE, and it can keep up to a Baller LE (being late by 1-2 seconds)
Baller LWB is a regular baller, fully upgraded it would perform like the Baller LE
Baller LWB armoured is a reskin of the Baller LWB and can keep up with a Baller LWB by 1-2 seconds)
source: I own all the ballers, minus the regular LWB

>>125878385
I will upload a puush from the thread in a moment

>>125878385
>i dont know how to create a throwaway email in 3 seconds

kill yourself to fucking death permanently forever nigger

>>125876461
>that dyke hair

NO, I WIN

>>125867626
Also look up broughy1322 to get accurate stats on cars as the in game info is alll wrong

>>125868854
No, youre a tease

>>125878062
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/GTA_Online:_Executives_and_Other_Criminals

>>125879227
Have you been playing the game? That's all there is! You've seen mine so show me yours.

Anyone else having snapmatic problems, I'm saving photos but they don't appear on my social club

>>125879851
PC?
esc -> press E until you get to snapmatic tab (i think its next to settings iirc) -> click on picture -> press button to upload to SC

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>>125851146

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>>125880046
Got it, thanks

Okay, r8 my tranny

how do i change facial gestures on snapmatic?

>>125878858
is safe?
is work?

>>125879656
I'll take a better photo later.
>>125875139

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Anyone interested in re-enacting the finale of MGS4 with me? Bring a silver moustache and tight body suit.

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>>125851146
ok

>>125881517
LIQUUUUID

SNAAAAAAKE

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>>125882034
SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT, SNAKE

>>125881831

fix your aspect ratio you fucking mongoloid

>>125881479
Not bad, of course it's not me but it isn't bad. Hope your character still looks like that when you move up from dead gen. I had to make a new character when I got to PS4 because the one I had on PS3 looked like the holocaust when I transferred it.

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finally l can be a VIP and chill on a motherfucking boat

>>125883115
>españa
que nombre le has puesto a tu yate, tio?