Ghost Edition.
Previous Thread: >>125805298
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
undermeme sucks
/utg/ is cool friends!!
Asgore is the best
>>125819686
you're a cool friend!!
Nth for mom
Xth forGenocide.
Also Xth forGenocide fight /against/ Frisk when.
Hapstablook is cute! CUTE!
taking art requests
>>125819142
To celebrate new bread
UNIMPORTANT POLL!!
http://strawpoll.me/6304296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRFCtDtLEuU
Here's a little more OFF art for that Anon who wanted it.
>>125819849
Frisk & Chara dress shopping
>>125819810
Mom makes me happy! Maybe if /utg/ loved mom too, they wouldn't be so sad.
>>125819810
Mother
>>125819849
Asgore and Frisk playing catch at a park
Anyone got a link to the spritesheet dump?
>>125819646
I hope some of those red line are the platonic kind of love
Don't forget your best friend
>>125819849
ASMR Papyrus
>>125819849
Undertale version of this. Use any characters you want.
>>125819885
I want that mommy to do that to me when I go to sleep. Maybe then I wouldn't have trouble sleeping.
>>125819849
sans digging up chara's body and dunking their SOUL
>>125819849
That pug.
Rate my shipping chart /utg/.
>>125819954I'd listen to it
CUTE
MORE CUTE
>>125819810
She's been through alot.
>>125819569
>>125819841
I'd put it in!
post best AU
>>125819946
/utg/ is my best friend and I love them very much and I really want them to be happy
>>125820071
>filename
ADVENTURE!
Back from the hospital. Everything's fine, my little cousin just fell out of a tree and fractured an arm.
Anyway, gonna finish the rest of those requests. The two I have are:
>Majin Buu with chocolate Chara
>booby
>>125819849
Red shoving 'So Sorry' off the Hotland's cliff, with Frisk staring at them.
>>125819997
Someone already did it with Undyne and Alphys, didn't save it though.
>>125820105
But that's okay! Mommy is never sad when she has a cute little boy like me to take care of!
>>125820274You're the reason she drinks.
>>125820135
Aww. goodnight pumpkin
reminder to torment your flowr
>>125820121
Holy shit this is great. The rug hanging on the wall is a really nice touch.
Oh my fucking good god no
>>125820327
Wh-What? But she told me it was because of dad...
>>125820006
>>125820071
Sure.Care to expand on that filename?
>>125820115
Sauce?
>>125820420You remind her of him.
>>125820420You're a lowly, incompetent waste of space just like him. You remind her of him.
>>125820378are you Russian? some patterns of speech seemed familiar, but not quite exactly like my different Slavic language
xth for fucking the worse than so sorry oc
>>125820354
Goodnight!
>>125820374
no
>>125820327
>>125820479
>>125820507
Do not bully crate anon
>>125820405
There's no hope left on the world
My dreams lie shattered on the floor
Humanity is beyond saving
I wish the whole world were endingt. not Asriel God of Hyperdeath
>>125820649
I wouldn't bully him if he stayed in his fucking crate.
>>125820457
i put the pants on this morning, they where hanging in my closet for a while. i don't know how the crab got in there though
Give her a mouth /utg/
>>125820649
He must learn to stay where he belongs. Otherwise, terrible things like this will continue to happen.
>>125820202
Glad to hear that everything's okay. I hope your cousin is alright.
>>125820112
those hips are too much
>>125820121
>>125820405
Why must people ruin nice things.
>>125820530
>>125820702
There was a dead crab in your pocket for a month.
You didn't notice it when walking/taking it off?
>>125820530
red is cute
so sorry is cute maybe sometimes rarely
red has no fetish art yet and all of it will be amazing
so sorry's fetish art is shitthe game wasn't very well written though
>>125820514
Nope, I'm a dirty American.
Good evening /utg/! Again, no requests today because I'm trying to finish up some non /utg/ drawings. Said drawings are still undertale though.
How has everyone's day been? Any plans for winter break?
>>125820202booby tucking in crateanon
>>125819735
Asgore is the dadest
>>125820728
>blowjob_edit.png
>>125820405
Please tell me that it's satire.
>>125820735
WUZ
>>125820405
>newfags that dont know this is a meme in tumblr
Are there any other fangames like RED yet? I remember there being one you play in a browser
>>125820827
when i got home from the beach i took them off and put them in the closet
this was the first time i wore them since
maybe the crab was already dead
to be fair it was one of those small fuckers but still
more science team
>>125820759
Truly mesmerizing
>>125820967
"This kills the crab."
>>125820405
Isn't that a ironic tumblr meme?
>>125820405
Why do people have to go around flaunting that they're gay? Like it's fine but you don't have to put "bisexual" in your username. I don't walk around with a shirt that says "STRAIGHT" on it.
>>125820202
dont forget mettaton ex on baking attire, flipping a /slice/ of cake on a pan! Love ya!
>>125820857
>Chara get off me I'm trying to play some goddamn videogames for fuck's sake
Hairy fish.
>>125820478
It was just drawn in to the box like that
Why are most undertale OCs so fucking generic looking? All the OCs I see are either just plain fursonas, skeletons, or digimon look-alikes. Can no one make something that looks at least SOMEWHAT unique? Hell I've designed monsters before. It's not that hard.
>>125821047
Whatever happened to that vidya addict Chara anyway? It disappeared as fast as it came.
>>125820405
Did someone dunk Undyne in pearlescent paint or something?
>>125820857
for winter break i will be crying in the corner jacking off while waiting for a new graphics card and dark souls 3 to come out
>>125821064
END IT
END IT NOW
FUCK
>>125821029
it's a minority sexuality. it's a response to homophobia i guess
>>125821072
do ya like red
>>125820457
Chara doesn't deserve protection.
Fish are friends.
>>125821072
Show me some of your designs and we'll talk
COME ONE AND ALL
TO THE FIRST(and probably only)
/UTG/ BOOBY AWARDS
VOTE NOW
http://pastebin.com/ysCQxN5H
http://pastebin.com/ysCQxN5H
http://pastebin.com/ysCQxN5H
>>125821101I said I was gonna draw that like a month ago but I got overwhelmed with college and ended up forgetting it
>>125819997
Sans at /utg/ funeral.
Soon guys, soon.
>>125820826
just an human with funny eyes
i wanna fuck frisk in bed
>tfw whispering woshua memes to yourself while repairing an ancient computer that was bleeding dust everywhere
Kill me
>>125821161
Best friends
>>125821072
Does my antgirl please you, sempai?
>>125821072
Let's be honest, you'd have a bunch of people complaining about how it doesn't "fit" with what's already in game.
That is if they weren't complaining about OCs in the first place.
>>125820857
What is your main blog with non Undertale related art?
>>125821047
Fixed just for you anon
you walk into the room and see crateanon tucked in and fast asleep in his bed
what do you do
>>125819646
wheres the chart, i wanna make my own
>>125821156
She just looks like a human wearing a robe to me
>>125821347
Tell him to take his motherfucking medicine. Then take his router.
>>125821017
that's a really good mommy
>>125821303
whoops i meant tuck
>>125821301
she haves a mask
dummy
>>125820405
Seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk7JezEfaxM
Have you guys seen this? Its not horrible
I'm excited for the future
>>125820929
It's supposed to be as far as I can tell.
>>125821032
Forgot that one. I'll do it too.
>>125821341
Oh man that's great. Thanks mang.
>>125821396
why would you take his router?
>>125821218BOO
>>125821347
Shove him back into his crate. He knows not to sleep on the furniture.
>>125820728
>>125821161
Why does Papyrus look so mad there?
>>125821449
Nope it's not, sorry family.
>>125820405
Fixed.
>>125821309
Wosh ur mind.
>>125821514
So he can't get on /utg/.
Post cute
>>125821017
>>125821496
yay
Post your favorite fan music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rage9TTBJFE
>>125821337
It's in the description of utggs anon
>>125821510
no problem
What are you doing tonight, Anon?
>>125821072
Isn't that what you wantonii-san
>>125821560
Still got the gay eyepatch
>>125821656
>Its Friday already
Holy shit I'm so out of it
>>125821656
Talking to /utg/ and playing video games, the usual.
I'm about to sleep so please post the creepiest, most disturbing Gaster content you can findbecause he gives me weird sleep experiences for some reason
Deleting and reposting because I accidentally put a picture for ants
>>125821520
:(
>>125821674
W-what is this supposed to be?
>>125821156
I initially was really meh about her, but her unmasked design, gameplay, and personality helped sell the character for me.
>>125821335
Can't please everyone I guess.
>>125821170
Ok
>Undyne and Alphys are about to have sex for the first time
>"Sorry, nerd, but I'm a top."
>Undyne is looking over the flustered lizard, and she prepares to scissor her fellow scaly gaylie harder than the Kuchisake Onna on a little boy's face
>As soon as the fish begins to gyrate, Alphys is blown towards the ground, the force of Undyne's powerful, disjointed hitbox shattering the bed into a storm of rusty springs and fabric
>Alphys hits the floor hard
>So hard that she explodes into a cloud of fine dust
>Undyne's face when
>>125821656
SF5 beta
>>125821356
for me too
but thats bland so i think shes actually a doll or something
>>125820935
>>125820735
epic tumblr meme, /b/ro
>>125821748
I think its Chara from that AU where the humans are monsters and monsters are humans
>>125821554
I thought the joke was supposed to be that nobody runs around with shirts like that. Then again nobody runs around with Down With Trans shirts either, so the joke falls flat on it's face.
>>125821526
He's not mad, he's a mix of enthusiastic and DETERMINED to help out his buddy.
>>125820735
ARE
>>125821656
On one side I'm browsing utg. On the other I'm in an Undertale rp that's been going on for a few hours now. I kinda wanna cancel it and go to bed, but I don't wanna be rude.
>>125821768
Huh, those are actually pretty good in my opinion
>>125821442
I was surprised that UT didn't use any kind of nightmare sequences when you sleep.
It would have been kinda neat.unless it does and i missed it i wouldnt be surpirsed
>>125821618
Oh, I never saw it.
>>125821785
>Top
Does that even mean anything when lezzing? Undyne going to poke pretend prostate with a dilde?
>>125821656
Figured I'd play more OFF, maybe go watch some more Angel on Netflix, maybe get drunk while doing the above.
>>125821560
Requesting:
>removal of the gay on the eyepatch, why the fuck would someone go telling everyone how you're gay or hetero? Even less sense if that someone is Undyne
>Written in Undyne's shirt :I'm Undyne
>Written in Alphys' shirt: If lost, return to Undyne
>>125821315
He looks like Grim in the last panel.
>>125821747
I forgot my spooky image anyway, sorry there anon.
>>125821850
What's the RP about, anon?
>>125821850
Where are you holding the rp, Anon?
Also, if you want to stop the roleplay, just (I gotta leave bro) since not everyone have the kind of time to do that
What would you do if you saw this on the side of the road, /utg/?
>>125821656
Nothing for a change.
>>125821908
I only added it yesterday so I can't blame you
>>125821802
Looking back on it, I'm not entirely sure it wasn't satire.
>>125821768
I don't know about the top left but I like the rest for what it's worth.
>>125821064
best humanizations of them desu senpai
>>125821526
That's not mad, THIS IS MAD
>>125821785
>I'm a top
>Gyration
>Literal spinning top Undyne
>>125820857
Are they commissions you're working on or just personal pieces?
I don't really have a winter break, the only day I'm not working is Christmas Day. I don't mind though, that's the only day I actually do things with my parents. I don't care about the extended family Christmas parties.
>>125822041
Nah a lot of crazies on tumblr are legitimately "cisphobic"
>>125822041
the art isn't even any good why do so many people like it
Partner.Tomorrow.
Full:http://imgur.com/a/o1u6k
>>125821768
I like the rhino, but I don't get the knight. Is it a pun?
wew lads I stopped playing OFF to go watch Star Wars. Nice movie.
Now it's back to OFF. Love ya /utg/~
>>125821768
>pic
Top left and top right are bretty good
Top middle is Meh.
Bottom is ugh.
>>125822018
Let them on, take them to a secure locale, then rape them and throw their dusty corpses into the ditch.
>>125821210
>letting people decide whats the best
oh boy this will go well
cant wait to see who can bitch louder
>>125821656
Writing a thing, and listening to music while at it.
>>125822041
like all of the notes with comments are people pissed
>>125821572P-Please don't
>>125822018
Take them to waterfall and politely decline slutstablook's offer
>>125820728
Here ya go, anon.
>>125821064
I like this
>>125822203
Its for your own good
>>125821748
>>125821797
Close:If Toriel have another child, but on a verge of death; to save it they have to infuse a human soul to the child. Unfortunately that soul belongs to Chara. I basically created her to piss Fatz off.
>>125822109
hating/being afraid of 9x% of the population is really fucking stupid
>>125822146
His head is a mug.You can spare him by giving sweetener.
>>125822270I actually like the concept. It's a neat lil idea for a bad end.
>>125822018
>>125821747
>>125822104
Unfortunately only got one commission, and they haven't even gotten back at me yet other then 'I want one" so that kinda sucks. Been a bit slow getting any lately, but it happens.
So instead I'm working on personal pieces like what I put with the post. Undertale is fun to draw stuff about after all.
Good luck with working then Skull!
>>125821967
>>125821996
The Rp is on Shamchat. Story is pretty generic, alternate universe/reality/whatever you wanan call it where post-pacifist, Flowey still has all the memories of his life as Asriel. Toriel finds out his true identity, and they both have to deal with the emotional consequences of the reunion.
It's nothing really special, and completely OOC, but I wanted to practice my Toriel rp:ing.
>>125822203
Get away from the internet, I'm cutting it down right now!
>>125821575
Is Frisk mentally retarded? Or is the artist?
Because Frisk speaks clearly plenty of times in Undertale.
>>125820728
>>125821347>You will never see Crateanon comfy and asleep in bed
>You will never grope his cute butt and hear his soft moans, gasps and occasional whimpers, still in his sleep
>After you've had your fill of his body for the moment you will never lean in and kiss his forehead and whisper goodnight
>He will never sigh dreamily and give a slight smile
>You will never leave Crateanon's room confident that you gave him a good dream
>>125822041
Just to clarify, is cis just 'Doesn't have any sort of shenanigans regarding gender or preferences'?
Like, 'Dude is comfortable with being dude, likes girls'?
I question the mental gymnastics you have to go through to get to the point where that's a thing to be crusaded against.
>>125822331
Put that away
>>125822267
>>125822361
N-No, it's okay, really! /utg/ is nice and good friends!
>>125821210
who the fuck is leaving blank answers
>>125822018
stop, it's breaking my nutbladder
smooch the gote
>>125822365
Did you think there were no side effects to that fall? I mean, if some idiot fell down a hole it'd probably screw them up.
>>125822420
Take your medicine
I had to get this out of my head.
>>125822385
Basically hetero and born male/female and is male/female
>>125822329
Oh so a portrait of him would be amugshot.
>>125822517
>Frisk speaks clearly several times in Undertale
Maybe I'm remembering it all wrong but I'm pretty sure most of Undertale takes place after Frisk falls
>>125822335
What's with these edgy gaster pictures
they're so stupid and laughtable, same goes for any imagewhere sans is crying
>>125822560
Are you 12?
>>125822385
Trans and Cis are latin for 'reverse' and 'normal' respectively if I remember correctly. Transexuals are 'reverse'-sexuals as they wish to swap sexes. Cis people are 'normal' people, as they are okay with their bodies and do not with to change sexes.
>>125822435
>no flowey option in most adorable character
>>125822361
I miss Bob
>>125822385
It means when your gender matches with the genitalia you were born with.
>>125822215
That image is giving me moon over june vibes man
>>125821210
I am pleased by the fact that Papyrus as The Coolest Dude has more votes than anything else, in any category.
>>125822569
Okay. So the speshul snowflakery has mutated to the point that not being one makes you worthy of revulsion.
I had thought so, but I just wanted to make sure.
>>125822680
nofun.jpg
>>125822658
I think it's because Gaster's personality is up to interpretation, so he could be either the nicest guy you'll meet or the cruelest person in the world.
Besides, the anon asked for scary Gaster, and that's the /only/ picture I have of that.
>>125822370
Do you have more gifs from that short?
>>125822713
I would have included flowey for the character options, but due to lack of soul it was invalid.
fucking flower.that and i forgot flowey
>>125821678
>>125821926
>>125819569
Reminder that cuddly, loving Dadster is objectively the best headcanon for Gaster out there.
>>125822651
It's implied that Chara's the one doing all of the flavor texts, not Frisk. Also, it would make sense if Frisk didn't talk so that the player could self-insert themselves into the game. The funny part is the end where the game tries to force you out (the Flowey conversation post-pacifist).
>>125822329
>I actually like the concept. It's a neat lil idea for a bad end.
more like a selfish end reallyif you accept Asriel's fate, then Frisk will offer his/her soul insteadand yes, you'll have my permission to use that idea and character.
Wosh u sins. Wosh it all down to me.
>>125822370
NUDITY
I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER
>>125822658
rule of cool, fight me.
Also unlike Sans, who was pretty apathetic in canon, we don't know shit about Gaster so he can be whoever the fuck you want.though I believe Sans would be able to cry but only after the resets are really over
>>125822683
>>125822385
They're locational prepositions in Latin.
cis = same (side of the river), but used a lot in molecular biology, chemistry, and the like
trans = (a)cross (to the other side of the river), used as a prefix for a ton of modern English words
Cisgender means you're the same gender as the body you were born in, transgender means you feel a mismatch with your genitals. Who you're attracted to isn't as important, doesn'because you can be born a straight male but being transgender doesn't end your attraction to women, so you become a lesbian.
>>125822525
Okay, I took it
Reminder that Alphys is a piece of shit that lied to get you to like her.
>>125822979I had a kinda similar idea where, if the whole Reborn ending happened on a soulless run, something like this would occur.Maybe I'll do a comic on it. Who knows?
>>125821768
I'm kinda curious as to how Rockey would be spared.
>>125819840
The same time we get a pacifist fight vs chara/the player to save frisk from them permanently and turn him into an NPC.
>>125821210
Undyne is the objectively strongest character in game:
>Undyne is very strong.
>Papyrus made a bet with her that she could not lift everyone here up.
>She could.
>The only trouble is that she did not know how to put everyone down.
>>125823087
>fnafaggot
ew
>>125821768:)
>>125822945
>Chara narrator
1. Ugh.
2. Not flavor texts, chief. Actual dialogue. You talk to characters. By selecting text. Then Frisk says that thing. Chara isn't doing that.
>>125822340
A good friend of mine is an artist too. Those "i want it" people are the worst. Good luck on it either way.
>>125823001
I can't sinning just feels too good
>>125823162
oh wow
>>125819646
>Undyne not friends with Papyrus
>>125822936
cuddly, lovingand completely irresponsible[/spoiler[
>>125821210
Eyyy, who's stuffing votes for Burgerpants?
>>125822945
>It would make sense if Frisk didn't talk
You answer Toriel's question about pie preference over the phone. Anon, get a grip.
>>125823162
Woops I forgot to spoiler that.
>>125822898
And one without my shitty mousewriting
>>125823172
Makes sense.
But everyone likes the Chara narrator so its canon right? /s
>>125823157
I want Muffet to tie butt silk to my arms and legs and use me like a puppet.
>Failed one of my classes
Well ok, how are you guys?
>>125823193
Thanks, so far I've gotten lucky and had nice customers, but it's always a bit saddening thinking you'll get a commission but never hearing from them again after they say that they're interested in one.
>>125823262
Wow. I never knew how stupid someone becomes after mindless shitposting. Sorry, anons.
>>125822560
I wanted to do that, but decided to draw burgerpants plans to put a nuke inside of Mettaton ex.
>>125823323
the chara narrator theory is neat but goes a little far in the "chara did nothing wrong" direction for my liking
i remember that one longass tumblr post where the author was interpreting every one of genocide chara's flat, affectless lines towards the stuff in asgore's house as being full of anguish and nostalgia and how could you force them to kill all these people you monstrous player and i'm all whoa now, slow your roll a bit, buddy
who's crate anon
i don't get the meme
the epic reference
the joke
>>125823172
Frisk also talks over the phone, so no sign or body language either.
>>125823458
someone who needs their router smashed
>>125823087
I like her because she reminds me of myself
>>125823112You have to praise him enough that he lowers his guard so you can remove his sunglasses. He gets really embarrassed.
You can also encourage him after removing the glasses to give him back his confidence.
>>125823394
don't worry anon. all isn't lost. stay determined and stuff.
so who else is almost 30 here
>>125823504
why
>>125823440
Over-analyzing is a hobby of tumblr. But hey, sometimes they make decent art, so whatever.
>>125823387
yes you have said, probably multiple other times i missed too
why such a specific fetish? any interesting reasons?
>>125823394
Step up, anon.
School might be boring, but don't waste your time just sitting there. It might also be hard, but be willing to sacrifice time on the internet to get yourself ahead. Don't make the same mistake as many others, just doing jack shit in school and end up taking a shitty job with shit pay for the rest of their lives.
>>125823508
>>125823387
Id want her to tie me up and jack me off with all 6 arms then blow me with my throbbing dick between her fangs and then wrap my dick in silk as i cum.
>>125821210
>sans as the strongest
did anyone here even fucking play the game
sans is the weakest monster,the only way he can beat you is removing invincibility frames
>>125823557
yo.
>>125823586
One other guy said it earlier and I thought it was fine.
>>125822504
I would if I could
>>125823440
To be fair, Genocide is kind of scummy
I don't think neither Chara nor Frisk are really interested in killing ALL of the underground because that's just fucking tedious
>>125823643
And using your bad karma against you.
>>125823637
ANON
>>125822504
Dirty ship.
>>125823440
I don't know why, but I kind of dislike how some of the people in the fandom always blame the player for what Frisk/Chara did wrong and insisting "oh, no, Chara was innocent, you made them kill their friends".I mean, if I wanted to be pointed at and told "you suck", I'd just walk outside.
>>125823637
I want Muffet to bite into my neck and inject me with good feel venom that makes my body sleepy so she can do whatever she wants to me
>>125823713
>>125821768
>fatz likes red
DO WE GET A DRAWING
>>125822680
r u a faget?
>>125822145Goatchild is pure forever.
>>125823394
I withdrew from or failed 2/3 of my classes last year. So even if you screwed up, take heart in knowing you didn't fuck up as bad as me.ADD + depression is a bitch
>>125823248
Dude is smart enough to know what a bathtub is. You stop that.
>>125823681
that's kinda some of the point. they're actually fully interested in exterminating everything.
>>125823557
gonna be 28 in three weeks
>>125823508
i have the whole collection
>>125823754
Lmao
>>125823440
I wonder if people actually play the game sometimes. Literally the entire ending of the Genocide run is that Chara is the one in control. What that tumblrtard said manages to be the complete opposite of the game.
Pretty much all Undertale theories are kinda bad. Chara did nothing wrong is just terrible, Chara was anything but a psychopath is demonstrably wrong, Dadster is bad because Gaster's entire "character" is the fact that he doesn't exist...I could go on. Is this what autistic anger feels like?
>>125823713
Sorry, I get passionate about my kinks and fantasies
>>125823754
Chara isn't innocent but you're the one that killed everyone. Chara just hitched a ride like some twobit starving hobo on a train car.
>>125823458
do not bully
>>125823394
Wrapped up1st semester of senior year in Christian Schoolyesterday.I'm glad they don't push Christianity on you too hard. I expected the science work to be an abridged version of Genesis w/ added physics, but it turned out U.S. history had more bible thumping than any of the other subjects.
>>125820728
>>125823557
40 here
why is it so rare to find people over the age of 25 on the internet these days
you'd think the average age of people on the internet would be going up in accordance with the western world's aging population, but no, it seems like the exact opposite is happening
i wanna pet flowey
would you still call her mom?
>>125823953
hi. i'm 18 and part of the problem. sorry anon.
>>125823664
I CAN BREAK. THESE. WEBS.
>>125823394
I failed one too
>>125823637
M U F F E T I S A L I T T L E G I R L
>>125823923
that doesn't answer my question
>>125823956
Petting flowers is weird. You pick them.
>>125823813
I want to marry Gaster and help him raise the skelebros!
Reminder that crate boy does not need his router destroyed and should be provided with a stable internet connection at all times so that he can talk to his best friends, us.
>>125824058
With a great ass
>>125824010
Ahuhuhu~
You can't break those webs~
>>125823982
Idk, there's something off about this. She doesn't look like she has that motherly kindness and wisdom in this design.
>>125824116
STOP
>>125824058
She's not wearing stripes, she can't be a loli!
>>125823953
i'm 27
god damned kids these days grew up with the internet and so their generation hit the saturation point a lot earlier, meanwhile the rest of us have to deal with things like bills and rent which leaves one too tired to shitpost with much vigor
Request from the last thread.
This was supposed to be funny but it's honestly kind of macabre.
>>125824118
>even though its web its tied like a ribbon at the end
fucking how, monster magic
Fish with hair down.
>>125824116
head canon, just like all the THICK art
>>125823772
But then you would beimpotent
>>125824118
wanna...be SNUGGED by spider!
>>125824113
can someone please just explain the joke to me
>>125824120
maybe because she looks like a teenager
man, i'm only 23 and i felt old because of all the people still in college. there are people here much older than me!
someone post that lewd, you know the one
>>125823818
I still see it more on the player's side of things because you really, really have to go out of your way just to do Genocide
But in reality, it's Flowey's idea. After you start up Genocide, Chara's power begins to awaken and Flowey can see Chara. That's the part where Flowey suggests: "That's a wonderful idea!" and that's when Genocide truly begins. It's Flowey's idea to erase everything because they're all worthless memories to him, but it's not until Chara and the player's determination to go through with everything that he realizes it was an extremely bad idea and when he tries to turn his back, he gets rightfully chopped to bits
By that point, Chara's reawakened and moved on like the player should. Chara wants to fuck off and be done with Undertale, but seeing as though people want to play the game more Chara offers to sell your SOUL. It doesn't really do much but taint the True Pacifist ending though, which I feel is lame and Toby was fucking lazy
But again, by that point Chara's more or less telling you to be done with the game and stop resetting. Same as Flowey, but more malicious
>you will never be femfrisk
>you will never be royally inseminated by the prince
why love?
>Tfw no Flowey to insult me so I want to defy him and do better in life
>>125824209I'm sorry
>>125824010
RGAAAAAAAAWWWWH
>>125824219
Probably because lack of context.
Still like it tho
>>125824326
I could go to Britain and look like a 7/10 American chick and get inseminated by a prince.
>>125824230
I'm in love.
>>125822898
Aww
>>125824116
Spiders don't have fat deposits.
>>125823813
he doesn't even know jumping down to Core is lethal
>>125823839
gaster is certainly and canonically connected to sans though
>>125824385
>>125824326
I need to learn lucid dreaming already.
>>125821210
Why'd the votes stop.
Theres gotta be more people on this thread
right?
.....Do you think UnderTale did a better job on Violence than "Spec ops: the Line"?
>>125824289
>23
>old
god, I hate when people say this kind of shit
people are living into their 90s. people are living past 100. there's people that are even living past 110 nowadays. someone born this year in the U.S. is expected to live to at least 118.
there's a lot of people in their 50s, 60s, 70s, even 80s that are staying really fit and healthy and active.
23 is not old. it's not even close.
>>125823557
Just turned 31 myself. So does that make me a Level Two Wizard or a Level One Wizard?
>>125824230
I like to think that she doesn't have hair, just one big fin.
>>125824491
What about monsters?
>>125823557
I am.
>>125824507
I dunno why those "jumps into the core" comics always make me laugh, I should expect it at this point.
>>125824273
there's not much really, he's just a qt who posts here and gets told to get back in his crate.
>>125824545
I think so. With Undertale, you actually have a choice, whereas Spec Ops: The Line forces you to be violent and then shames you for it.
>>125824545
Of course it's did. You aren't getting told you are shit for saving everyonebut best goat
>>125824491
Spider monsters cou-... well, they couldn't seeing as they lack biology cuz of magic, but they can still have great asses.
someone should edit chara into this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd5hYikOA0g
>>125824545
I wouldn't know since I haven't played it. Isn't Spec Ops: The Line's basic plot just an adaption of Apocalypse Now?
Speaking of Apocalypse Now, where's that anon who promised to write Undertale Now?
>>125824609
it makes you a dirty /tg/ memer if you actually believe in that shit
>>125824326
That is actually kinda hot. Thick stringy goat semen coating your insides.
>>125824603
i feel old tho
>>125824545
Spec Ops: The Line is more about war crimes than pure violence.
>>125824219
Thanks
>>125824661
I thought the point of the game was trying to tell you that the only way to win is not to play.
Kind of like War Games
>>125824326
at least I have my fics and pics to wank off to
it lessens the painno it actually doesn't just fucking kill me ;_;
>>125824646
what crate
>>125824507
Is there a SBaHF comic of Gaster's accident yet?
>>125824735
>>125824326
That happened to me in a dream a couple nights ago and I don't even do lewd.
>>125824731
Why would you crush my dreams like that anon? I just wanna be a wizard.
>>125823557
I am exactly 30
>>125824852
I hardly ever see AsrielXFemfrisk picsshow meor link me to read whatever.
>>125820728
do you think toriel has ever walked in on frisk masturbating
>>125824930
happy birthday anon
>>125824894
I'm sorry. I disappointed you, Woshua.
>>125824920
how about you be something actually useful to the world instead
>>125824731I actually am
>>125824770
I used to think this when I was your age, mostly because I hated other people my age and was generally bitter and annoyed at everything.
Then my body started falling apart. Now I know what old really does feel like.
>>125824864
>SBaHF
what's that?
mspaint anon's comic or?
>>125824998
do you think frisk has ever walked in on toriel masturbating
>>125824998
Could you not?
>>125825046
like what?
>>125824998
Frisk is like 10.
>>125824998
yes
>>125825046
Are you saying wizards aren't useful?
>>125825106
sweet bro and hella jeff
>>125825106
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
>>125824904
people keep claiming this about asriel dreams they have, but it sounds like fiction to appeal desu, it seems unlikely that so many people who don't think about lewd things a lot would have lewd dreams about the same character
>>125821610
https://youtu.be/ZPamD7-1igQ
>>125824998
I wish Toriel would walk in on me masturbating. My real mom never walked in on me masturbating, there were close calls but it never actually happened. I want to turn over and cover myself with my blanket and start crying and then have Toriel come and sit on my bed and rub my back and tell me that's it's normal and okay for a boy to do things like this just like that one fic in the writebin.
>>125825173
>>125825129
what would toriel masturbate to?
>>125825180
>>125825150
wizard shit is not a well-paying profession nor is it in particularly high demand
get into STEM instead
or learn mandarin and get a business degree
Anyone know what happened to the anon that was drawing a comic about Toriel and Asgore having dinner together? It was starting to look p good.
>>125824998
No because good boys sleep with their hands above the covers
>>125825323
frisk
Does anyone know if this picture has been completed yet?
>>125824631
Skull you always bring nice images into the thread and are really pleasant when posting.
There are several writeanons who come here and while they are pleasant they just post fics about the goat which I'm not fond of reading. It seems like you are the only one who comes and posts about skellies and that makes me happy.
>>125825325
thanks dad
>>125825247
Maybe if more people dream about him we could turn him into an egregore.
>>125825370
the guy has been progressing
>>125825247
I dunno I was reading that coda fanfiction that day I think but thats about the only lewd thing i've ever looked at.
Late day at work today, going to do that genocide Undyne fight now. Time to really see the heroine in action.
>>125825342
The one based on the doogle fic?
I haven't seen anything from him in what feels like a month at least.
I want Mettablook to work for a wealthy Burgerpants and have to clean tables and mop the floor. I want him to have no choice but to take Burgerpants barbed cat dick in his ghostpussy. I want Burgerpants to fuck Catty and Bratty and then cuck them. I want customers to ask Mettablook to do something impossible and then get angry when he can't do it and ask to speak to his manager and then his manager gets angry even though there was nothing Mettablook could fucking do about it. I want Burgerpants to lift Mettablook's skirt to see his void and then Mettablook cries out of humiliation.
>>125825325
That sounds hard. I think being a wizard will be easier.
>>125825426
it's not a joke
>>125825363
I wish Toriel was my mom and would masturbate to the thought of me.
>>125824603
I hope I'm still shitposting when I'm 80. I'll voicefag every awful lewd post I see.
Is it normal to want to kill yourself while you're trying to draw
I seem to spend more time suppressing the urge to give up and throw the tablet across the room than actually drawing
>>125825459The wind is howling.
>>125824116
Robutt is better.
>>125825457
you don't lewd but did you enjoy it? being a girl and getting fucked by a fluffy goat creature
>>125825479
I don't remember if it was based on a Doogs fic, but what you said checks out, I haven't seen him in a longass time.
>>125825459
Do it, see her at her best.
>>125825509
>
i wasn't joking either dad, honest. please don't beat me again.
>>125825558Booty
>>125825484
you know what would really be easy
killing yourself
you should try it some time
>>125824507
The fact that Sans and Gaster are definitely connected plus the strong implication that Gaster is also a skeleton makes the Dadster theory pretty plausible to me. Not to mention the possibility Papyrus can also use Gaster Blasters, and if that's the case then he also has a connection to Gaster.
I really need Toriel
>>125825558
fat rabbit ass > heavy metal cheeks
Maybe Sans should have just spared them. Maybe they would have actually changed.
>>125825386
Aw, thanks Anon. I try and find us knew images to enjoy when I can. I know what you mean though, I don't really have any interest in the goats.
I'm just happy to try and make this thread a nice place for some.
did it get weirder here in the past few days or is it just me
like hear me out, i know it was already pretty weird, but i feel like it's gotten significantly more weird rather quickly
HeLp I misSpEleD mY OwN naME
I want Toriel to lay on top of me
>>125825370
I'm working on it as soon as I convince literally everyone that Alphys has a different design.
>>125825620
i don't get it
Post gotes
>>125825667
Just surviving isn't good enough for Sans, he wants you to reset so that everyone will come back to life. At least thats how it felt to me.
>>125825708
>>125825631
>telling people to kill themselves over the internet
good job. you really fulfilled the life dream. go work towards that stem degree. you don't wanna waste your time!
>>125825727
A different design? What do you mean?
>>125825482
Wow, that was a fast copypasta.get your ass back to the fryer burger pants.
>>125825606
stop
>>125825698
It isn't just you, although today seems pretty back to normal.
>>125825561
Yeah it was great, he was pretty sub and I sorta want to look for Frisk with sub Asriel stuff now. It was one of the few dreams I can remember for a long time too.
>>125825759
yES thAt is TeM
TeM AprOv
>>125825792
]:^)
>>125825751
Is there one of these withToriel?
>>125822018
I want to hug Blooky and give him a ghost sandwich, I want to do unholy things with Hapstablook.
>>125825761
i already got mine. get yours or get out, jew.
>>125825548
It means you have a high standard you want to achieve but aren't quite there yet.
That's a good thing anon, but you're channeling the energy wrongly. Try to be more constructive, not destructive. Put the tablet down if you feel like throwing it or switch to drawing something else or doing another creative outlet.
>>125825386i wrote a skelefic in a prev threadbut it was shtty
>>125825778
She's a bitch to draw from a high angle. It's like putting your dick in a triangular hole
>>125825482
Customers are waiting, darling.
>>125825841
http://www.shamchat.com/a7f2ecaa/
help
>>125825606
i love that mommy
>>125825303
I want Toriel to conjure a fireball in her hand then spank you with it.
>>125825823
>you had a dream as a fem!dom riding him till he came inside you
yup, everything is pretty fucking NORMAL here skull
>>125825890
now i'm a jew! you got me. you've won. i can't retaliate from such an original insult. i'm so broken right now. woe is me.
>>125825943
0H WoW tEM iS iN ThaT
PiC 2 i rAte 4 StaRs
Do you ever feel like you love Toriel so much that your heart is going to explode and you just don't know what to do with yourself?
>>125826039
sarcastically shitposting isn't going to save you
>>125821356
>>125821789
I think she's a dog monster, there's a lot of little clues that point to that. She barks at you in the fight, fetches the stick after you befriend her, and other such things. I wish the pointless flirt action got replaced by a pet action at the end of the pacifist route just to round it out.
The author says that they didn't have a specific creature in mind when they designed Red, so who knows.
>>125825983
Not even a gotefag but that made me hard.
Anon please.
>>125825631
>>125825761
>>125825890
>>125826039
>>125820006
gr8
>>125825949
Flowey is gonna get smooched to death.
>>125825751
it's hard to take the insistence to get a STEM degree seriously when all programmers are such bitter, miserable cunts
>>125823787
Sure, why not!
>>125825698It's not just you, but compared to the last two days the thread's pretty nice right now.
>>125826108
save me from what? are you gonna get me?
>>125826093
No.
>>125826183
Ayyyy
>>125825751
Do you feel like /utg/ tonight is better than it was last night?
>>125825949
>954 pictures of a flower
you have a problem
>>125825943
>74kg
Lay of the tem flakes, fatty.
>>125826183
Oh fuck yes.
>>125826249
It fluctuates.
>>125826249
i wasnt here last night and i ehard really awful things (like last night was worse than tonight), so yes
>>125826183
neat
>>125820672
More woshposts please
who else shamchatting here
>>125821656
drinking
>>125826230
Oh. Sorry.
>>125825313
A bit jaggy but i think this turned out nicely,
>>125826203
Same me from the nothing I've become.
>>125826298
>it's actually several temmies that vibrated into the same place
>>125826363
I'm Flowey hmu for a bad time
>>125822018
Ghostanon, your art always brightens my day. You should draw more of minimum wage waitress Mettablook like in >>125825482 Maybe with Burgerpants lifting his skirt/bedsheet body and him getting embarrassed and angry? I'll draw you something if you want.
>>125826374
You left the conksuck selection cursors in
>>125826135
But anon, she'll sear your ass cheeks together.
>>125826249
It's the same every night but I keep coming back.
>>125826419
Well that makes sense.
>>125826374
hot damn.
Now i wish i had done a better job initially
>>125826493
That's okay, /utg/ makes me feel good so I don't mind always coming back
Good night, fellas. See you tomorrow.
>>125826010
its okay i want goat seed all over my insides too, im just jealous
OFF anon here. I've taken your advice and returned to the lands I've purified. Finished Zone 3, now I'm back in Zone 1. Whispering is nice and creepy. Is it like this everywhere?Oh shit Batter you are the demons
so its been a week but i thought id go ahead and give an update on my friend who's playing undertale for the first time.
PREVIOUSLY:
>started out not killing everyone
>ended up killing every single person from toriel onward
>didnt really attach himself to any of the characters, particularly really hated toriel
>completed a neutral playthrough, didnt regret anything.
>gave him the rundown that he can either do pacifist or genocide at this point, gave him some hints and warning but otherwise did not spoil anything at all.
>decides he wants to do genocide then maybe pacifist later.
>is currently doing genocide
AND ON TODAYS EPISODE:
>it turns out monster kid is the ONLY character in the entire game he got attached to at all.
>made it to monster kid on the bridge
>for the first time in the entire time he's played this game i FINALLY saw him hesitate to kill someone
>he actually hovered over SPARE for a while
>went through with it anyway
>queue undyne
>proceeds to get his ass kicked
he has now been at undyne for i want to say an hour and a half, but he hasnt gotten discouraged yet and tells me he intends to beat genocide no matter what.
im mostly just amazed. i didnt think even someone like him could have THAT moment where he hesitates to kill cause he's attached to them. i find myself respecting this game more and more each day.
>>125826109
Red's a werewolf.
It's like you guys have never heard the story of Red Riding Hood.
>>125826590
Goodnight anon, sleep well.
GuYs, i HaVe nO Mor coFee leFt!!!!!
HoilP!!!!!
>try red
>do the ez routes before genocide
>die to the explosion because i didn't expect it
>die to the explosion again because it hits the bare fucking edge of the hitbox where the heart isn't even making contact with the projectile
Now, I'm pretty sure Toby used precise hitboxes for the heart instead of a fucking square.
>>125825915
I read itif it was the desu senpai one, it was a nice read.
It wasn't shitty, at least you had the drive to actually write it. I have ideas but I'm too lazy to open notepad and begin jotting them down.
>everyone has lewd dreams of goat
>all i have are dreams of asriel yelling at anime/video games and sans shitting on me in front of everyone
>>125826249
I think it's better tonight than last night, yes. I like it when it has a variety of "____-posters" rather than being flooded with one or the other.
>>125826472
Oh shit i see it, let me see if i can do something about that
>>125825751
>>125826590
Sweet dreams, friend.
You have 10 seconds to prove that you like Undertale.
>>125826664
>tfw my dreams are justhanging with the monsters and doing fun friend stuff with them.
Any anons that are decent at art willing to give drawing tips for Undertale characters or just drawing in general? I kinda suck at drawing. Thanks in advance.
>>125826609
Kick Monster Kid in the fucking teeth. How can you get attached to that?
>>125826638
could be a fan engine issue or the maker was retarded, hence creating OC shit
>>125826606
Just keep going anon.I'm glad you are enjoying the game so far though.
>>125826664
>all i have are dreams of asriel yelling at anime/video games and sans shitting on me in front of everyone
WhAt ThE FuCk
AlSo i LEarn hOW 2 grEEnteXt
>>125826590
Sleep tight anon
>favorite character is an easy to draw skeleton so there is tons of porn and most drawfags take requests
Sure feel bad for the furries, robotfags, and charafags. Except not really because you all could have better taste.
who's kera
>>125826750
chara (28)
>>125826664
I had a lewdvore dreamof Sans.I blame those weirdass fucking pictures of him with the blue tongue and stomach that get posted here a lot.
>>125826750
I played it about 30 times in a span of 3 weeks
>>125826725
one of his paws look stumpy
is he turning into gumby?
>>125826664
My dreams are always nightmarish and concern my death. I envy you people.
Who /feelinglikegarbage/ here?
>>125826750
>250 image Undyne folder
Yeah I'd say so. Certainly not as grand as some anons but I'm making it.
>>125826841
>easy to draw character
Get on my level faggot.
>>125826750
I spend my nights after work writing fan-fiction about it.
>>125826725
Sad Asriel makes me feel sad
>>125826750
I played it and didn't dislike it.
LOOK MA I'M POSTING NUDES
>>125826971
Ghost MTT is cuuuuute
>>125826856
who
>>125826750
I love undertale
I never thought about it before, but is Burgerpants's repeated usage of 'little buddy' a nod to Sam & Max?
>>125826664
>only Undertale related dream I've had was about me as Papyrus getting tortured by Flowey
>can still hear the sounds of my bones cracking
this isn't what I wanted
>>125826950
For me, that's mostly from drinking too much after finals
>>125827031
>>125827070
You crack me up little buddy.
>>125827031
Spook'd 4 lyfe
>>125827092
Care to describe that dream to us?
>>125826950
>>125827053
some shamchat person in the utg tag
>>125826750
I've done dumb papers please crossovers with undertale plus some art and somekeks
>>125826750
I played the game and I really like the game and now I post here with nice people who also really like the game
>>125827052
Too be he's a complete slut.
>>125826629
Eh, doesn't seem quite right to me. Look I gave her a nose with the addition of a couple pixels; makes it easier to imagine that the hair poking out of her cowl is actually a pair of floppy ears.
>>125827239
I need to replay Papers, please again.
>>125826752
see thats how my dreams start
like i'll be doing something stupid like going out to a mall or playing games with everyone
and then sans calls me a retard and wakes me up or asriel starts bitching about something so much it wakes me up
>>125827112
I'm just sayin'.
I mean, I wouldn't expect Toby "Fraudiation" Fox to do that on purpose, but it was worth asking.
>>125827289I thought she was a rabbit and the "hair" were ears.
>>125827256
Looks like he has 2 heads
>>125826758
Is th is loss, I feel like this is loss.It's always loss.jpg isn't it.
>>125826841
>robotfags
I'm best at drawing humans so Metta's the easiest in the cast for me. Helps that I am a robotfag anyway.
Although I mostly draw ghosts because of >>125826971
>>125826465
I'll see about it, but it'll probably be after image limit
>>125827305
Story mode a best and it helps sharpen observation skills.
>>125826664
I had a dream where Toby summoned forth demons to destroy the western hemisphere because the undertale fandom had become too degenerate.
There was a giant invisible anaconda demon rampaging in the middle east and people were being terrorized by teleporting imps that'd jump on your shoulder, scream in your ear, and then disappear. Shit was crazy.
How do I stop disappointing people?
>>125826750
>>125826790
I'm having lots of fun. Unfortunately I was reading a guide on what I had already done and in the spur of the moment read too far. Spoiled how you beat the Guardian of Zone 3run away
Post undertale x Jojo
Part 3 is done, taking a small break before I go over it and put it up.
Funny how I spend days writing out my plans for the story yet I end up taking some parts in a totally different direction anyway. What I originally had down just didn't seem to make sense.
>>125827548
>>125827473
By leaving their lives.
>ghostfags just post cute art of Blooky, cute/lewd art of Metta, and draw a lot of shit for each other because it's easy to draw ghosts
I love you guys, I really do. I also love the rest of you /utg/, most the posters here are pretty chill.
>>125827473
Don't make promises you can't keep. Also you're probably not disappointing people as much as you think, anon. Don't overthink simple things. I'm sure you're fine, especially if you're aware of yourself, and you are because you posted this onto 4chan. All's okay, anon.
>>125827430
Yep. First time I played it was tense. Some failure endings aside my first run I got scared and escaped with my family. Shit was intense.
>>125827548
>>125827514
You're close to the boss?
Enjoy your beefy lard ass, Anon.
Alphys vore when
>>125827638
I love you too anon
>>125827636
Fuck off.
>>125826718
And so i did.
>>125827420
Whatever works best for you anon. Just know that your art is the highlight of these threads for me personally.
>>125827793
What are you mad for, kiddo?
>>125827793
he's right tho
>>125827548
Am I the only one that thinks crossing things over with JoJo is awful and cancerous?
Jojo isn't that great.
>>125827636
yeah maybe
>>125827656
ok
>>125826750
I bought the game + soundtrack bundle on Steam and didn't regret it.
>>125827886
Yeah probably
Sorry you have shit taste
/utg/ do you like me?
>>125827548
Have some bad edits.
Why do people bash edgy AUs yet like Sans, when he's Shadow the Hedgehog levels of edgy?
>>125827674
Beat him, and just finished up the dead Zone 1.
I wonder if the guy who made OFF knew the combat system was so imbalanced, because the AUTO system is so busted. The only time I've had trouble is when I had to go in manually to use healing items.
On to cleansed Zone 2~!
>>125827886
Smh Tbh Senpai
>>125827256
I don't get it.
If you could eat one thing from the game what would it be?
>>125828017
>>125828098
I like Jojo, but this crossover shit is cancer tier.
so an anon requested burgerpants using hapstablook as a flashlight a few days ago
>>125828086
Once you finish visiting the three purified areas, go back to Zone 0 because there's an extra boss there.
>>125827548
>>125828225
Mettaton's dick
Making OC of OCs
>>125828225
Mettaton's cum
>>125828230
Crossovers are usually fun though
>>125828345
I have nightmares every night but I forget them soon after and all I'm left with is the bad feelings and knowledge that whatever it was it was horrible
>>125828037
No. If we met in real life I'd likely hate you.
>>125828359
I feel you.
>>125828345
nothing
>>125828407
I feel you.
>>125828327
Top jej
>>125828345
Going to school with Frisk, Chara, Asriel and Monster kid.
>>125828225
Toriel's breastmilk.
>>125828086
What is even the point of auto if the game pauses mid-battle whenever you switch to a different program?
>>125828568
I feel you man.
>>125828345
I either don't dream or don't remember my dreams. The ones I do remember are usually really trippy horror-type shit.
>>125828435I'm sorry. Is there anything I could do to make you like me?
>>125827548
You're blue now!
>>125828592
Makes the combat go faster so you can just sit and watch the fight instead of selecting everything yourself.
>>125828225
Toriel's chocolate
>>125821032
Honestly I think this pun would make Sans groan
>>125828345
Died in a flood when leaving college, respawned inside a lab staring at a top secret esperimental railgun, then got killed by rapelling SAS operators seconds later.
>>125828345
i didn't,
to me sleeping feels like a long blink, from my perspective only a few seconds pass between when I close my eyes and reopen them
>>125828691
Nope. Don't worry about it. I'm an angry cunt.
>>125828568
I want to wake up from a nightmare and be scared and sad and have Toriel breastfeed me in a motherly and completely not sexual way to calm me down. Maybe she could even sing me a lullaby and say comforting things to me while she does it. That would be really nice.
>>125828075
Sans is 95% chill and embarassingly funny and 5% edgy and depressed.
That 5 percent only becomes relevant if you literally murder everyone he loves and plan on doing the same to his entire world. The player is a million times edgier than him. Get outta here.
>>125828225
Dreams
>>125828345
i posted this this morning but fuck it.
>hanging out with asriel
>im a goat too for some reason
>start watching evangelion
>asriel getting upset and yelling at shinji to get in the robot
>asriel resets the episode every time it reaches the credits so he can try to convince shinji to get in the robot
>>125828075
Because he's got a decent reason for how he feels, and his actual design doesn't scream edgemeister. Oh, your fur is black and red, and your name is Shadow despite being named that before you went all cranky? What are the odds?
>>125828345
Why can't I ever have a good dream anymore, /utg/? The last time I had a dream that I really liked and felt good about was when I was like 10 and I had a dream about hugging the girl I had a crush on.
>>125828345god damn skeleton vore
>>125828774
I just thought about it as Mettaton being a clueless baker
>>125821032
>>125828949
Forgot my image; hope you like it
>>125828359
>>125828407
Taste like hot steel and warm pennies.
>>125824539
I couldn't control my autism.
Have an alternate colored version.
Oh god I just ended the purified Zone 2.
I'm so sad now
I'm sorry Judge
>>125828230
This whole thread is cancer teir. Fuck off.
>>125828867
i want this drawn, it's too hilarious
I'm just imagining the guy that did the abridged series' voice coming from asriel
"GET IN THE ROBOT SHINJI"
>>125828345
That my coathanger was a dude staring at me all night long and that I left the door to my bedroom open. Damn sleep paralysis.
>>125828345
I can't even remember my dreams ;~;
>>125828345shitposting on here.
>>125829035
If I had to describe Mettaton I would use "Hot Steel"
>>125828949
>>125829032
Mettaton baking with Pantheon when?
>>125828345
About starting a successful video game company.
>>125829032
I really like it, thanks famigo!
But nobody came.
>>125829047
What's that color palette based on?
Isn't Flowey white with yellow petals?
>>125819646
>Toriel not family with Asgore or Chara
C'mon man, have a heart
>>125829185
Fuck I'm an idiot, give me a sec
SOOOOCK! PICK UP YOUR SANS!
>>125828345
kissing floweys
there were hundreds of them
it was like a field just filled with floweys
and i kissed all of them
Hey guys, I made a mod. Meet Yolkster, the joke-cracking egg from Hotland!
https://www.mediafire.com/?47bb4d5sauuo27b
You'll need the Unitale engine to play it.
>>125829310
SOOOONS! PICK UP YOUR SACK!
>>125829310
* ko.
>>125829313
Did you, uh, share your friendliness pellets?
>>125828345
I dreamed about taking a massive shit.
So much that you couldn't see the toilet water.
When I bent over, ever more came out and somehow it got on my dick.For some reason, I got a boner.So I started to suck myself off while still on the toiletthen apparently the door wasn't locked and someone walked inwe made eye contact then I woke up
reminder to get drunk tonight
/utg/, when you say nice things to me it always makes me feel really good. Thanks for that.
>>125829561
I am.
What characters do you want to snuggle with
>>125828867
Repeating a predetermined path over and over in a futile attempt to change it.Now, doesn't that sound familiar?
i want to kill myself
>>125829561
B-But I'm not 21 yet! That's illegal!
>>125829580
No prob anon, I like make people happy
>>125829580
I'm glad you say that anon. It feels good knowing that someone else is gaining something from these threads. I hope you've been having a good day and will continue to have one into the night and morning. Please remember to stay positive for me.
>>125829185
Here you go, completely forgot his color scheme for some reason
>>125829649
same
>>125829630
Asgore, Demon Asriel, and Burgerpants
>>125829561
please, i only get drunk when im depressedi get drunk every nightim drinking right now
>>125829630
toriel
undyne
frisk
>>125828037
I like everyone.
>>125824219
Beautiful, thank you i'll cherish it forever
>>125829051
Reminder that you didn'tkill his brother.
You just destroyed a husk.
>>125829745Even Jerry?
>>125829630
Toriel. I really need her snuggles in my life.
>>125829630
asriel flowey omega flowey
>>125829561
I got drank once and didn't enjoy it so I never did again.
>>125829649
>>125829723
Don't do this, Anons. Listen, whenever you're feeling low, just page me and I'll call you.
>>125828773
What's that supposed to mean, Anon? Toriel makes pie, not chocolate. Please elaborate.
>>125825457
>>125825561
>>125825823
my power increases. just wanted you anons to know my day was made by this!
>>125829630
Toriel first, then probably Asgore
>>125829893
You know exactly what that degenerate means, anon.
The next undertale game can't be a turn based rpg. What genre should it be?
>>125829630
cha ra
>>125829630Pretty much everyone.
Another guy playing OFFI just backtracked through the purified zone 2 and found Judge crying for his brother on the roof, I didn't ask for these feels
>>125829630
Red
>>125829834
Yes. I'd teach him how to be better person.
GIVE ME THE /UTG/ MEMES
>>125829970
turn basedgrand strategy
>>125829879
>No way to contact you
yeah i'm gonna see how many painkillers i can take
>>125829893
Oh you sweet summer child.
>>125829970Rhythm game
>>125828773
If monster poop actually looked and tasted and smelled like chocolate, then yeah, I would too.
>>125829359
WHY ARE THERE GHOSTS
>>125830078
>>125829969
I know. I just don't like believing people enjoy this, especially with Toriel. I have to question both him and myself to cope with it.
>>125829970
Like nintendogs except with different monsters from the game. You can pet them, feed them, and teach them to shit in the correct place. I'd want a woshua.
>>125829630nice cream guy
>>125830010
Hey, cheer up.Remember the roller coaster?
That was fun, right?
>>125829970
Linear Motion Battle System RPG.
>>125829643this is like a repeating theme of asriels in all of my dreams and i just put it together today and now my dreams are making me mad
>>125826465
>>125827862
Here you go!!
I realized I forgot his uniform so.. naked ghost.
>>125830078
booby
>>125830216I'm sorry.
>>125830274>not riding the roller coaster with Zacharie's statue
>>125829649
same
>>125829561
I can't, I'm working.
>>125830270
This is the best ship. But I also want Catty/Burgerpants. Does Anyone have this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ojmefXE9k
Are there any good Undertale anime-style "openings" like the one here?
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>>125830319
Lewd. Thank you anon like I said you always make my day.
>>125830078
( . Y . )
>>125830010
>>125829051Valerie'sdeath had no effect on me whatsoever. I didn't see it coming but still I didn't feel anything.
>>125830151
Great, now that's my personal headcanon.
>>125830342
FOREBODEN
>>125830078
fuck yuo
>>125830078
Gote
>>125830391
>not shipping burgerpants/catty/bratty
>>125830319
Shit, now I want a Burgerpants/Mettablook rape/molestation fic.
>>125819849
draw Frisk onto pic related and replace that pizza with pie
>>125830325
>Shitty Sans in the bottom right
>>125830569
Oh shit, I actually forgot about Bratty, and she was my favorite from the two. I'd be happy with that.
>>125827170
I posted about it a whiles back, but the gist of it was
>Flowey turns a pleasant but mundane chat into something terrible by asking increasingly upsetting questions about Sans
>I grow too flustered to answer anymore and try to excuse myself from the conversation
>Flowey pins me to the ground with his vines
>He threatens to break my leg unless I can think of one way my life would improve if Sans died
>I refuse to answer and ask Flowey why he's doing this
>he squeezes and twists my leg until it snaps at the shin
>he says he'll give me some time to think, then disappears underground
>I'm left splayed in the snow, vines still trapping me and occasionally twisting and putting pressure on my broken leg
>Flowey returns a handful of times
>I eventually suggest that I'd have less laundry to do if Sans wasn't around
>Flowey laughs at this, but frees me
in other words, my subconscious basically ripped off that Flowey lifecoach story
>>125830497His death itself didn't affect me either, but seeing the Judge calling out to his brother on the purified library did sadden me.
>>125830380
Oh, that was fun, too!
Reminder that throughout all the different timelines, Sans' worst enemy ishimself.
>>125830132
Skype exists anon
>>125830078
Have some paper penis
>>125830569
agreed
>>125829502
no, just hugging and kissing
Normally I felt some happiness when Friday comes. But I don't even care for that anymore.
>>125830319
What would Blooky's reaction be to this scene?
>>125830692
Where does this demon sans come from?
>>125829561
No thanks, I still feel sick from last night. It'll be tea only for a few days.
>>125830701
post more popeye
>>125830701
Would you still be friends with proto Papyrus /utg/?
>>125830771
What kind of tea anon?
>>125830839
i would run away screaming
>>125830643
best sans
>>125830692
why is sans a rat
>>125822090
Did someone just post anger?
>>125830839
No, that guy is a pervert
>>125830735
Crying.
A lot of crying.
>>125830692
Obligatory late 90's song reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg
>>125830730
:^)
>>125830762Undyne just punched him really hard.
But in all seriousness, it's from a fanfiction called "The Best of Times, the Worst of Times".
booby award person man here
I just want to sit down to tell everyone mettatem is currently tied with booby for best meme
its gonna fucking beat booby
its happening.
i'm going to kill myself
>>125830903
Sad crying or aggressive bullet hell death crying?
>>125830962
i dont like furry sans
>>125830954
*do not
>>125830730
You should reward yourself for making it through another week and do something you can only do when you don't have to get up the next day. I'm staying up as long as I can until I get sleepy drinking soda and playing Bloodborne and talking to my friends on /utg/. Normally I'd have to go to sleep when I'm not sleepy so I don't get tired the next day, but tonight I'll play until I'm exhausted and crawl into bed and think about happy things until I drift off to sleep, and then wake up at whatever time I wake up tomorrow. It's going to be really fun.
>>125830993
Post a link to the poll anon.
>>125831015Have fun, see you in the other side.
>>125831015
Don't do it, Anon. You don't know what's on the other side!
>>125830954
why is frisk stabbing themself?
>>125829895
Well my night was made by that fic so thanks for that.
>>125830993
what is mettatem
is it that image with temmie with mettaton legs
how is that a meme
>>125831015
You really worry people when you say things like that, you know?
>>125831024
Both.
>>125831086
Of course I do!Absolutely nothing.
>>125831072
http://pastebin.com/ysCQxN5H
here it is, ill keep allowing votes ill Dec 26th, ill tally up the morning of.
>>125831195
If that's what you want, Anon.
>>125830960
Image swaps are great. It cheered me up a little.:^)
>>125831048
That's kind of how my weekends normally go. I've developed some insomnia that gets bad on weekends. Normally I enjoy it and look forward to it, but lately it's just... meh.
Remember to vote in the poll.
http://strawpoll.me/6303500/r
>>125831142
images*
Theres a shit ton
its scary
people obsess over mettatem
>>125830993
You should add this to the meme list:
>>125831015
>>125830914
That song sounds cool, but the lyrics are depressing.
Just like Sans, I guess.
>>125831102
Murder/suicide pact of course. How else can they be together forever?
So this general basically boils down to either it being despression/suicide hour or pleasurable discourse about varied types of fetishes.
I prefer the latter personally. While i share barely any of those fetishes at least the thread is entertaining when people talk about them. All you can hear in the former is "IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!" follower by numerous "OMG PLZ DONT!".
>>125830993
I miss stuffet the Muffet. We should stuffet Muffet some more.
>>125830319
Never stop drawing lewd Mettablook.
>>125831393
This is the first thread I've seen the suicide stuff in.
>>125831349
The people have spoken. Y'all need jesus.
>>125831439
Muffet Writefag and Stuffet anon have gone missing, I dont think its gonna work that well.
>>125831486
You misunderstood. This means I'm going to write a ghost porn comic about myself and Jesus.
>>125831393
why not combine them
with erotic suicide
do it suicide anons
>>125830839
If he acted exactly like normal Papyrus, sure.
If he only acted mostly like normal Papyrus, I wouldstill try to be friends with him and value him as his own individual, as Undertale helped remind me of the happiness and fun that friendship with even the weirdest people brings.
>>125831518That really makes me sad. I don't know what to do about this.
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>125831518I'm pretty sure the Muffet Writefag said he was retiring from writing stuff about her a few weeks ago, at least for now.
>>125831210
>not havingkek as a meme
S.m.h famigo
>>125831473
Did you literally come to this general yesterday?
Not a day passes without multiple people saying they want to kill themselves.
>>125831518
>>125831580
Is there an imgur or pixiv with that chubby Muffet sequence by that Korean artist?
>>125831580
Whats really depressing is the lack of a new thread, Ill do it if no one else is up to it.
>>125831393
I like when we talk about the game and it's colorful cast of characters having fun adventures together.
>>125831439
Does Stuffet the Muffet involve large amounts of spiderdonuts/cider?
>>125831458
I don't plan on it.
It's always either him or some other form of Mettaton.
>>125831726
Yes!
>>125831518
>used to get very mildly irritated by stuffet the muffet in every thread
>grew accustomed to seeing it
>miss it now that it's gone
f-fuck
>>125823557
I'm 32 and I'm a horrible goatfucker.
>>125831723
That literally never happens.
>>125831786
Then yes. We need more of it.
>>125831857I feel you anon.
>>125819646
Does Toriel love sans
>>125832085They are canonically friends, that's a kind of love.
>>125829630
characharacharacharachara
>>125822145
please don't do some hunger games bullshit i swear to fuck
>>125832085
Platonically, maybe
>>125826249
At least there's no rampant bimboification happening tonightyet
>>125826750
I'VE BEEN UNABLE TO LEAVE UTG FOR WEEKS
IS THAT NOT PROOF ENOUGH
>>125833214
make that months buddy.kill me
>>125823797
>>125823394
I wasted the first year or so of college thanks to Depression, and the general sense of apathy/self-loathing that stems from it.
I had to spend a little more time in community college than I would have preferredbut I also ended up meeting the love of my life as a result of that delay.
Turning things around is never beyond your reach.