SC2 General

first for where the FUCK is sickzii???

i NEED more images of cute anime girls

>>125786979
I'm here. :^)

don't spoil star wars...

>>125787064
idiot

>>125786902

Holy shit this thing is fucking ugly.

>>125787183
han solo is killed by his and leia's son...

the black guy and white girl are going to get together...

>>125787183

Rylo Ken kills Han Solo.

Finn is not force sensitive, so Rey becomes a Jedi.

>>125787064
retweet anime girls to prove it

>>125787317
>>125787297
baited this exact response :)

>>125787216
you are by far the worst poster here, please stop posting

>>125787216
based reddit

our guy is out of the tournament...

why is transhit forcing himself on both streams?
fucking dropping this shit

>>125787667
who?

;)

8)

;)

cute flat girls...

'u'

Someone called me a snitch in bomburs chat so I told on them and got them banned ;)

cute flat traps...

>>125788556
traps...

in case you guys missed it from the last thread:

,`;^y

neat huh?

cute anime lolis...

;^y

>>125788771
no...

puffy ballsacks in panties...

>>125789025
this is great, good job!

>>125789168
that's pretty gay...

naked girls...

>>125789236
but if theyre girly panties...

>>125789236
there's nothing gay about the smooth, shapely balls of a nubile young boy in a cute pair of panties

>>125789420
gross idiot

>>125789420
what kind of girls...

>>125789642
nice cute ones with cute butts...

>>125789702
what would you do to them...

I have to go to a wedding tomorrow. Gonna get hella wasted

>>125789778
tell them to put on some clothes

>tfw its friday evening and queene is not having a queenes queene day off
fuck guess ill have to watch shitstory cup now :/

>>125789642
biological ones... ones that were born with a real undisputable vagina and not men who are delusional...

overwatch is trash~!

>>125789836
you are a nice poster

>>125789829
get laid too loser!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. SOME FUCKING FAGGOT SPOILED THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE IN /v/ LOBBY CHAT IN SC2

>>125789865
i really like those kind of girls because you can impregnate them
>>125789893
i couldn't know because i didn't get in the beta...

>>125789976
:3

>>125789976
how is that a problem
we were all boycotting it anyway

>>125789976
there are only, like, 2 guys in that room ever. i can't imagine the odds that you would be in there at the exact moment it was spoiled

>>125789976
>caring about spoilers
based pleb who can only consume media on the most basic and primal level

>>125790328
star wars in shit tho

>>125789976
i'm amazed you lasted this long without reading the spoilers

star wars is a bad meme

ayul is a pretty girl...!

anime is better than star wars

>>125790586
anime was a mistake

my life was a mistake

>>125790625
the best mistake ever made

>>125790580
dont look at her shes mine...

>>125790997
what a nice gook

>>125791054
idiot

how come you guys didn't like star wars

i thought it was pretty good

i want to impregnate... EVERYONE

>>125791125
you don't like gooks?

>>125791178
*slits your throat*

>>125791283
gook

>>125791173
l-lewd...

so how do you practice your micro in brood war? just churn out build orders? what kind of goalposts would you set for a newbie's micro?

>>125786902
who is this natural beauty

>>125791364
there are a bunch of bunch of custom maps to practice any kind of micro you could ever want
there was a tl thread with a compilation of them but i can't search shit on my phone

>>125791345
you go first

>>125790885
>>125790997
i want to take responsibility...

>>125791635
its fine don't bother, i can look around

thanks

now i remember

maybe sickzii went to that lan thing

>not followed sc2 in years
>see a cool tourney is on twitch
>'maybe ill go check on sc2gen, for old times sake'
>same autistic weebs talking about ugly plastic gooks and shit gook music
>still no talk of actual game

you plebs never sease to amaze me

>>125791982
>weebs
>gooks
based reddit

>>125791982
idiot i hope you get your throat sliced

>>125791982
take a look at this nigger, if anything this is what the thread's always been, at least on the off-times.

Nice try, 4ChanX counts unique IPs shitposter.

>>125791975
or he got mugged and dumped in a ditch...

>>125792287
dont even joke about that

>>125791975
maybe he took a cute girl for a ride in his cool car...

>>125792287
i hope people don't do that in croatia...

>>125792287
the ditch claims all...

>>125792346
it's a ditch capital of the world

>>125792337
i hope he's okay...

sickzii pls be safe and steer clear of ditches

>>125792395
:O

will i get added to a list if i google how to join isis

white people

stop shooting up schools

>>125792558
no, it would be racist to do that

>>125792558
>4chan mods can see ips
>fbi browses it constantly
you're fucked raghead

>>125792648
no im just interested in how they get people to go over

i read about some pizza place owner in ny recruiting people but that seems really dumb like... why would you want to get caught that easily

MC best caster

white people make me sick to my tummy...

>>125792839
im white but nasheeds sound really cool...

kys shitskins

>>125792839
Sorry ;;

this is by far the saddest general

you people need help

kys niggers

>>125793167
help me...

>>125793167
we need cute girls willing to cuddle with us at night

>>125793435
*boys

>>125793528
i don't want to cuddle with a boy at night...

>>125792925
i cant find the main isis theme song anywhere online...

>>125793579
i can change your mind :3

>>125789976
ive been spamming tfa spoilers in every twitch chat have you not been watching twitch...

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you guys wouldn't believe what happened... i'm a disgrace

>>125793579
the fucks wrong with you?

>>125793785
i got permabanned from like 20 channels now lol

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THE GOLDEN... FLEET!!!!!

>>125793947
w-what happened?

>>125793947
what the hell???? no-one comes back from the ditch...............

>>125793947
Don't tell me someone bullied

>>125793947
tell us >_____<

>>125793947
did you kiss a girl and accidentally finger her butthole...

liquidsnute more like liquidpoop

>>125793986
it's golden armada...

>tfw merely pretending to be retarded

>>125794158
why even say something like that -.-

didnt mma retire wth!!

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first of all sorry for my english
>>125793990
>>125794005
>>125794018
>>125794051
>>125794115

today there was some "christmas party" for my company, for like around 200 people. and some people even told me that we will go together since i'm kinda new in company and dont know too much people. and then in the end they all split up and went with their own buddies and i couldnt go with anyone. when they ask me where will i go i just said that i already called my friend to pick me up from work. they said i could go with them but i could hear in their voice that they dont want me there.
at the end i waited so everyone can left and then i called my friend to pick me up so he could drive me home. and here i am, wish i could just end myself.
i-i guess its time for hsc right?

>>125794506
haha, kill yourself you failure

>>125794506
at least you have a friend

also you probably imagined hearing that in their voice

sickzii fighting~

>>125794506
tell them you enjoy posting cartoons on 4chan that will make everything better

>>125794506
don't be an idiot
they were just a bunch of bullies...

>>125794506
Oh no...at least you have us friend, we will always love

>TOO OLD

>>125794506
sickzii :(

>>125794506
bullies are the worst... :(

reminder bullying is really fun

>>125794881
no it's not...

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>>125794298
me too

sickzii why didn't you just go to the christmas party and make some new friends...

>>125795135
this. now it will be so awkward when you show up at work again

sickzii why dont you teach them a lesson for disrespecting you

Sickzii become a neet and just chill at home and play sc2 with me

We could go pro

>>125794607
i will
>>125794645
>>125794646
>>125794660
>>125794717
>>125794841
>>125795330

no idea why i even though they want me there. its the same think when you sometimes think that you can actually get a gf. but then you see yourself in the mirror. wish i'll had some accident since i cant kill myself

>>125795135
you clearly never went to a party where everyone is with someone and you are alone
you'll spend the whole time watching people talk with their friends

sickzii you should hire a high class prostitute to pretend to be your gf and bring her to the christmas party and show all those homos how alpha you are

does /scv/ like Mike Morhaime? he took the time out of his day to fly to korea for a PRESEASON tournament

If you ever need a friend sickzii im here

>>125795420
if they invite you it's their responsibility to talk to you...

besides everyone gets drunk at christmas parties its easy to talk to other people

>>125795391
don't say stuff like that you silly...

>>125795330
this tbhfam

>>125795436
ah

yes

mike is a god

>>125795391
please no
you are a friend of /scv/.............

>>125795385

not him but whats your steam id? add me and lets talk B)

>>125795587
Tell me your sc2 ign so I can look you up first

>>125795587
ugh bullypr

>>125795385
too old for that. i spend as much time as i can with /scv/s
>>125795420
yap, this
>>125795429
nah but i actually think to hire some hooker since i'm too ugly for normal gf
>>125795436
he's a god
>>125795543
t-thanks
>>125795576
welp

at least i'll enjoy hsc right :^)

http://overrustle.com/ustream/4246952

come watch bantz and a skill game

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GIVE ME SOME (You)S!

>>125795713
>yap, this
that's just an excuse...

>>125795713
christmas parties SUCK

>>125795832
i know, but i just cant talk with people i dont know. i just cant
>>125795824
You

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MMA FIGHTINGU!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~

>>125795963
kys sershit

Fuck MMA.

But MC is funny.

>>125796075
thanks for the input reddit

>>125796023

kys x2

i thought zerg was op guys...

serwindsama~

>>125795436
He probably flew to korea to tap his korean lover. The tourney shit was just a bonus.

>>125796201
this to be honest

>>125796182

zerg isn't OP, only retards say that who haven't discovered Ghosts

The only OP race now is Protoss, but they are only slightly OP, Disruptors are a bit stupid

Other than that the game is in a good state

>>125796183
needs to disappear~

>>125794506
its okay sickzii its just work
i dont hang with my co-workers either

we're there to do our job not to gossip with other people

>>125796459
based literal wageslave

>>125795824
stop importing csgog memes
our culture shall not be tainted with their disgusting niggerlike behavior

from little things... big things grow...

>>125796615
+1

>>125796557
well memed

When the fuck are we gonna get some Scarllet nudes.

Even if her penis is not visible, I just want to see her skin.

>>125796784
never that would make me literally vomit

fuck man Terran is such a beautiful race

I just want Thors and BCs buffed and I am in heaven

>>125786902
what a plastic monstrosity

>>125796875
fuck off FOREVER

>>125796875

agree what a gookshit

>>125796875
idiot

>>125797095
*slits your throat*

>>125796828
Are you gay? We still fap to the Kelly Milkies nudes here.

>>125797272
jesus christ please no one post them

tranlett is on the main stream again...

*laughs out load*

gook

*slits your gook*

i wish bullies would stop posting here...

Sickzii lets kill ourselves together

lmao noregret is so fucking solid at banter

>>125797817
don't say that you dummy...

>>125797895
I'm not joking, let's do it before Christmas

>>125798042
someone ban this guy

>>125798149
I will do it on my own then

https://sys.4chan.org/vg/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=125798042

>>125798149
k he's banned

please no suicides~

*invades your world as dark spirit*

>>125798461
*easily defeats you because you suck dick at souls games*

reminder that not killing outselves is a proud /scv/ tradition

>>125798731
no i dont idiot

duel me right now bitch and we'll see im at township

>>125798870
i'm really good at it!!

the babadook...

Someone should make a compilation of every time Scarlett moans during her casts

i'm going to leave now and come back tomorrow really late
do not kill yourselves while i'm away!!!

>>125799890
dont tell me what to do

why is karax such shit

>>125800014
no one knows who or what that is

>>125800083

shut the fuck up unbased unfunshit

>>125799457
they should really stop saying "desu"
there is a reason we filtered it.. it was getting out of hand

>>125800148
talk to me like a rational human being

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Shaun Clark @ApolloSC2
Back in England.... So what should I eat?? Cheeky Nandos

i want to suckle scarlett's penis like a baby does his mother's teats

>>125801259
DansGame

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>>125801259
Same here.

>>125801308
EleGiggle

>>125801406
HUGE FUCKING TITS

this place is so bad for my mental health...

can someone please point out the obvious to me

>>125801841
HOTBIGTITS

>>125801841
>>125802076
idiots

leave it to retarded trannyshitters to ruin a good meme

>>125802031
if you like scarlett sexually then you're gay

>>125802174
>a good meme


yyyyyyyyyyikes

If any of you guys go see the star wars movie tonight and see a white guy with a bowl cut walk in, get the FUCK out of there

If any of you guys go see the star wars movie tonight and see a nigger, get the FUCK out of there

>>125802396
i'm going to a private screening with my dad's company... i'll be the only white guy with a bowl cut :o

>>125802493

Post a selfie.

>>125802396
someone alert the police

this could be serious

is SC2 alive again? i dont think we gone through 3 threads a day since 2014

>>125802943
we are alive as heck~

>>125802458

based white guy with bowl cut bro

i've never spoken to a black person irl

my toenail went kinda black and thick and theres weird stuff under it. wtf...

>>125803278
once a black guy was fixing an elevator or smth at my uni
he said something to me and i had to ask him to repeat it
failed to understand him again, dropped my spaghetti and got the FUCK OUT

>>125803550
he probably would have stabbed you...

idiot racists

>>125801107
i thought he was welsh

since we know snute is going to win. just wanted to say that i forgot my mp3 player and was forced to listen to the radio. I never thought i would ever hear kpop but fucking Psy came on!! i was so fucking hype because kpop is finally happening. it was the daddy song

>>125804140
whats the difference? hes English

>>125804282
they didn't get cucked as hard by the vikings

i've been sober for 2 years...

>>125804680
NERD

who were the commentators on yesterday during top vs tlo

i liked their banter

>>125805270
don't worry about it

>>125804165
did you miss gangam style being so popular that they had to move youtube off unsigned int viewcounter

based out of the loop bro

>>125805312
im worrying

>>125805270
lol you should've seen noregret's bants with zanster on the b stream

shit was off the chain namsayin'

he is an undiscovered talent

>>125796382
how do ghosts beat zerg

i am bad

do we nuke them :)))))))

sweden...

>>125805491
>namsayin
fuck off normie

>>125805538
snipe their ultralisks and shit

>>125786902
Need more Scarlett pics OuO

post ayul's fat arse

>>125802943
lotv has been good, I'm liking where the scenes at. I personally haven't been following since wol, but recently I've been getting back into it, the new meta / units makes games faster and more fun to view imqho.

who normie here

>>125805562
we're all normies here
>>125805870
o/

>>125805870
no normies here sir, only scvs. check your local club or university

WEW LAD

>>125805870
right here baby

>>125806016
based reddit

my name's reddit and i'm here to stay

who neet here

i wanna has s*x with ayul...

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>>125806442
sax?

>>125806506
e......................................................

>>125806690
saxe?

Genna Bain@GennaBain
That moment when you try to buy out an entire showing of Star Wars so your husband on chemo can go see it without dying and they say no.

ChanManV@ChanmanV
@GennaBain :( Maybe an extra showing late at night if you pay a lot of $$?

>>125806739
u can get private screenings is she dum lmf4o

>>125806731
STOP....................... don't make me type it.........................

>>125806739
>wah i want donations

>>125806956
shes not smix

>>125806739
when is he just going to fucking die
i still can't get over how he literally has butthole cancer

i wish i saw tb so i could sneeze on him

bunch of fags in these threads tbqh...

>>125806878
i don't understand

>>125807134
q?

fucking rude idiots

>>125807159
i said bunch of fags in these threads tbqh...

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will he kill again?

>>125807134
do you like it...

alright i promise

i will never rape again

ever

was destiny the planning a rape bro

>>125806971
smix never asked for donations out of pity

smix has a big ass

>>125807713
post it or else

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>>125807775

>>125808021
thanks

>>125807024
>yfw TB's funeral is streamed on twitch

>>125808081
>they interrupt the eulogy to give shoutouts to subs

we don't bully itt...

>>125808398
wording this

SNAKE EATERRRRRRRRRRR

woopr why aren't you at hsc you could win it

The source of love is deep in us and we can help others realize a lot of happiness

>>125808565

based spiritual bro

lmfao !

I want to break noregrets back

noregret is a cheesey fat disgusting dipshit

>>125786902

>Being attracted to pig disgusting Terran females
>Not devoting yourself to pure (of essence) superior Broodmother females

L O W T E S T

a cute fat boy...

>>125808775
noregret is the perfect representation of NA sc2

A fat fuck that all ins every game

>>125808793
what is the point of this post?

>>125808928
the days of idra are truly dead

>>125808793
nice meme simpelton

never post here again

im a fatty too...

>>125808797

thats gay...!

>>125808967

To mock this shithole of a general with its filthy Terran posters.

>>125809034

I'll post in your shitty general as much as I like, filth.

>>125808928

na players are so much worse than eu players

im midmasters on eu and on na i beat top 100 gms

all you need to do is play safe and wait until they run their shit into your defense

>>125808797
fat boys aren't cute

>>125808797
go to sleep hbt

>>125809130
i didn't want to have to resort to this but you leave me no alternative
*slits your throat*

noregret is a bad boy!

You guys think acuteboy1 enjoys being called fat?

>>125809373
well he is bad, at least

>>125809445
delete this post and never post on here again you idiot

sup guys my name is conrad

>>125809540
hi conrad!

>>125809540
hey conrad

>>125809540
hello conrad

i knew someone named conrad once and he was a bad person

>>125809540
stop forcing yourself retard

>>125799147
can you get rid of it...

based fucking conrad...

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>>125809625

>>125809847
hey thats me

guys i think ill go to sleep. im too tired and sad... have a nice day

get it?

a glitch in the memetrix

>>125809847
>>125810075
explain these memes

>>125810015
goodnightzii...

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>>125810154

>>125810015
sickzii...

noregret is the realest g in sc2

>>125810238
someone needs to help that little girl get out of that bug monster

>>125810154
a glitch... in the memetrix...

gook

>>125810015
we love you...

It's opening day and there have been no reports of mass shootings at Star Wars. I'm getting impatient. Amerilards, what's wrong with you?

>>125810439
capsshitter..........................................

gook.

>>125810565
please dont use the g word this is a safe space

>>125810824
this is america...

>rank1 dia
>11 following players are zerg
the zerg meme needs to end

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

>>125810979
it has only just begun...

>>125810958
yes exactly

noregret is extremely fat...

WofferZ

>>125810565

dont start this up again

gook

noregret more like lotsregret over my eating habits...

gook.

Nios.kr anyone know why Zerg isn't higher ranked?

>>125811453
ban this gookposter

>>125811218
>>125811453
>>125811495
*slits your throats*

Gook

loook a gook

gook my gook

roswell, new mexico... aliens...

good night~
remember to ignore g word posters

dumb racist bullies get back into your caves

>>125811981
ikr its 2015 baka

SMACK
MY
GOOK
UP

scarlett is getting awfully close with demuslim...

>oh cool a girl strea-
>zerg

every time

>tfw you'll never be in HS and get Scar drunk

transgooklets....

https://youtu.be/KFIrBw4es-g

#aware

can't outgook me

>>125812312
alex jones is a gook

crop circles were made by aliens !

STOP FUCKING GOOKPOSTING!

>>125812419
#aware

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what's up losers

>>125812573
nothing much just playing co op missions how about you

>>125812807
just being alpha and getting caught up on twitsc

anyone wanna play some sc2 for a couple hours

coop or team games idc

>>125813296
sickzii went to bed sorry

hes a bit heartbroken

I just don't understand ZvZ

>>125813391
i know...
i feel sad for him people can be so mean....

>>125813391
he brought it upon himself... never go to work parties...

sickzii.... >_<

lets be extra nice to sickzii tomorrow

>>125813779
but he's fat

>>125813779
lets bully sickzii until he kills himself tomorrow

>>125813962
-1000

>>125813853
>>125813962
cant believe you people

youre just awful

>>125813962
+1

>>125813962
this is the plan we're sticking with