/ss13g/

vox are ok

>>125718408
You should have also mentioned:
>Yiff Response Team

>you will never be Irish

4th for Vox are friends, not food.
Hug a Vox today!

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>>125718717
Stay the fuck away from me

Sixth for cuddling with Niggly!

>>125718773
Are you a Vox? If so, let me hug you!
Please!

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>>125718983
Look bud, you're a grown ass man, I think you're a little bit too old for this type of shitposting

Is the age of bus over?
Can we expect god tier adminbus in the future?

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>>125719259
No

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gotta have more guns

jetpa-- I mean fire extinguisher also works in space

Are you ronery? Why not have some Waifus? It's exquisite RP.
Come on in and latejoin this serb. Come enjoy spessgirls.
What's that? You're going to get Husbandos, instead?
Really now. You think you have the audacity to choose another gendered namefriend.
You will regret that shitpost...

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thanks admins

>>125719179
Actually, I'm a grown-ass girl and I'll never stop fighting for equal rights for Vox players!
Now please provide your in-game name or ckey so I can hug you. This is a demand!

>>125719924
Feature from now on

how did you plasma flood cyborg recharge station

>>125719434
>doom engine

This makes the most sense, means we can reuse assets like sprites

Can it do 4 directional mob sprites or does it have to be 8 or more?

vox are the WORST.

>vox janitor
>wets the entire floor and leaves wet floor signs every half kilometer

>vox doctor
>after confirming that you have minor burns, puts you asleep in a sleeper, tries to wake you up, tries surgery, tries the cryo, tosses you into genetics to rot

>vox cargotech
>expects you to only order things that are absolutely essential, refuses to grant requests otherwise

>vox scientist
>plasma everywhere

>vox engineer
>plasma everywhere

>vox assistant
>makes nests in maint and complains when people waltz in and start suffocating

>vox bartender
>suicides after 5 minutes of trying to talk assistants out of tabling the clown

>vox raider
>murders

>a bunch of us holed up in HoP's office after plasma fills the hallway
>Trying to fix up the place to die the most comfortable death
>plasma fills the office after a while
>we all pile into the disposal chute
>oh shit this is it
>teleported mysteriously to cargo's comfy as fuck warehouse
>mysterious shuttle arrives in the maint to the north
>we escape in supreme comfort
thank you based gods

Since when does plasma infect jumpsuits, gloves and magboots through hardsuits?

>>125720249
Since only atmos hardsuits have the plasma immunity flag

>>125719924
>?
>Wait
>!

cute

>>125720204
>leaves wet floor signs every half kilometer
But the station is only 350 mete-
Oh, I get it.

>>125720336
Dumb to be honest familia

How do I put an object on a table when I'm mapping?

Imagine blob on deff

Only problem with blob is if it's a first time blob player, which is literally everyone, and they have not read the wiki, they gonna lose. Unless they do pre-burst antagging and plasma flood.

>>125721386
control click if I remeber correctly

>>125721746
Imagine nuke ops on deff
Imagine cult on deff
Imagine raiders on deff
Imagine lings on deff
Imagine bus on deff

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>>125721801
>enabling jobs/antag roles without reading the wiki

>>125721982
Imagine if people actually voted for deff

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>>125721982
imagine playing deff

>>125722163
I can't

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>>125722163
Imagine if people didn't suicide or welderbomb on any map that isn't box

>>125721746
>>125721982
Imagine when we get off Box only for someone to say they hate the station and force a shuttlecall in 15 minutes or less to get back to Box

If you die before popping as a host will you still end up popping afterwords?

>>125721982
Imagine blob on taxi

>>125722385
A single taxi's about big enough to win if you take it all over

God help you if you break on sec station, best case scenario's either Medical or Cargo

>>125722374
yes.

>>125722490
Why not pop on the asteroid so the round ends and you save people the trouble of playing on Taxi?

Oh shit, new version of BYOND is out. Coderbus, prepare for approximately a billion new bugs.

>>125720197

Are you the guy who was posting about Doom a couple threads ago? Just curious.

As for sprites, Doom prefers to work with 8 angles, but you can technically do 4 if you don't mind duplicating two opposite facings (so you effectively have dummy sprites for those angles). It's not really an elegant solution, though, but it looks okay at best.

>>125722270
BOX OR RIOT

Page 9 bump.

Waifus

Heres a /pol/ niggers

http://strawpoll.me/6296580

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I'm going to make Taxi less shit. IGNORING THE PIPING AND WIRING, How are the layout changes so far? What should be added/changed/expanded?
(Compare: http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/taxistation/full-0.png)

>>125726475
>medical
>difficult at all

Even viro and genetics are easymode, they're just time consuming.

>>125726619
The thing about learning medbay being difficult is that if you're not as fast as possible with everything aside from viro and genetics then everything falls apart.
Cryo is sucked dry, people bleed out, chem fridge is empty, biomass isn't made, antags like xenos or wizards gank you for simply existing, and a billion angry ghosts loom over you and call you shit

>>125727135
Don't forget Ydred dunking you because you aren't as autismal as him

>>125727135
If cryo ever runs out it's because your cryo is shit.

>>125727314
The point is that a slow/new chemist probably hasn't even touched cryomixes because they don't understand it's importance in medbay

>>125727298
Yred/Decent CMOs only dunk your shit if you're either being intentionally shit and ignoring his orders, or if you're basically fucking braindead and are unwilling to learn.

If you're shit, but you at least TRY, he's usually willing to cut you some slack and try to teach. Despite the dank memery, he's not some dunk-happy autismo who'll chloral you if you even LOOK like you're gonna be a shitter.

I say this having fucked up chem big time exactly a minute after I started my first proper medbay round.

>>125727298
Anon, like every other medbay hero, Yred has moved on to different jobs
He seems to mostly main science now, or observe.
No more shitters will be dunked under his reign thanks to bitch baby ahelpers who cry when they want to make nothing but line and mutagen then get their hands slapped for it.

>>125726475
job setup time and job difficulty are inversely proportional. Science has their five minute R&D setup, medbay is sitting at 2-3 minutes for cryo, Engineering/sec takes as long as you need to get geared up.
Science has no time requirements on their job, you can honestly play with the wiki up as a guide and refer to it as often as needed.
Medbay requires a bit of basic mechanical memorization (what fixes what ailment), and time has no meaning if you've got the biomass.
Engineering (I include atmos in this) is all knowledge: how to build engines and pipes. It's pure autism. No wiki guide or tutorial will help you here, except to learn the basics.
Sec has the gameplay knowledge requirement, """skill""" if you prefer. Unlike engineering though, Sec is as difficult as the opposing greytide is robust. So not very.

>>125727379
it doesn't help that the wiki page just talks about making pills and then grenades.
you have no idea how many braindead chemists there are because they run out of things to do.
at least we stopped marking the job as "easy" to scare off the newshits.

>>125727135
90% of the problems in Medbay lead back to having a shitty chemist IMO.

>Not color-coding pills
>Not making them in high enough doses (3.5u bicardine, srsly?)
>Not knowing how to do a basic cyromix
>Not having an order in which you do things and just cramming random shit into it.
>Not keeping spare bottles of clonex handy just in case.

Once that's done, medbay is easy.
>Cram pills down throats
>Do the occasional surgery
>Throw the clones in cyro and wait
>Use the defib on corpses unless they got like 3 broken bones and 11% blood.

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>>125720020
>girl

>>125728340
>3.5u bicard
that was me anon. I made a mistake and split 60u into 18 pills.

>>125726608
>wasting all that fucking space on a bathroom
>bathrooms double the size of the bartender's area
>these changes are for things that didn't fucking matter at all instead of dealing with the real issues of Taxi like the fact that all the Taxis are placed directly adjacent so you only have to lube one area to fuck everyone up

1/10 seems generous

>>125726475
Thanks for not bothering to learn the name of the service department faggot

>>125728887
The pill gatherer really should have an option to dump all the shit back into a beaker in case fuckups like that happen.

I do not like picking up 20 tiny pills of Dex plus because I made them the same sprite as the anti-tox.

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>chem dispenser outputs """""sugar"""""

>>125726475
Probably security, because it's not something you can master via wiki and pastebins, but through experience, robustness (luck), teamwork, awareness, a sense of judgement and recognizing intention, a bit of know-how from every department so you can wise up when that autmosian is doing something tricky and out of place, and pure, stalwart paranoia.

>>125729047
This, tbqh family. Shit's fucking annoying.

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>>125728949
>>125726608
this
make them pull in like a proper harbor or something

>>125729239
>tbqh family
I'm always disgusted by memesters like you that CANNOT POSSIBLY POST without their shitty ghetto ebonics.

>>125728617
>almost 20 years
>14200620:26 minutes are nearing 27 years

>>125729535
Now, you've done it.

>>125729535
smdh desu senpai ur bretty cuk.

>>125729535
Well, tbqh family, you have your opinions and I have mine. Tbqh I quite like my ebonics, they add a bit of flavor to a post, tbqh.

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REMOVE vg remove vg
you are worst vg. you are the vg idiot you are the vg smell. return to reddit. to our reddit cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,goon we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole vg stink goon sqhipere shqipare..vg genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead vg..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .hippie we kill the king , nox return to your precious 9gag….hahahahaha idiot vg and goonian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE vg FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. reddit+vg+goone+nox+colonial_marines=kill goon…you will ww2/ tupac alive in tg, tupac making album of tg . fast rap tupac tg. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink vg… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a chiken server with pomf he smell hahah

tupac alive numbr one #1 in tg ….fuck the reddit ,..FUCKk ashol vgs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the vg farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and goon wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. tg greattst countrey

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How do i into spriting?

>>125728617
Mister Pomf, I've been publically harassed and currently hugless.
Please contact a janitor to have that man posting the birds banned from my /ss13/ and from /vg/station.
I will wait, take your time.

>>125729880
oh man i almost miss that pasta in the picture.

>>125728949
I'm gradually expanding *everything* outward to deal with the crampedness, this is just a start
>>125729436
Good idea

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>>125729931
Like this.

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>>125730042
Oh yeah VGstation is S0000000 much better then /tg/!

Like shitty coders who do what they want (Dylan, Deity, and Ririchiyo)
Like shitty admins who do what they want (literally all of them)
Like a shitty host who does absolutely nothing and lets his server slide down into bay 2.0

>Muh VG pride!!!
How's YOUR convoluted rules going for you? Here on /tg/ were actually trialing low rules. Meanwhile on /vg/, it's MEDIUM RP WEEK, YOU CAN GET BANNED FOR NOT ANNOUNCING YOUR PRESENCE AS ANTAG

How's no security at all going for you? Never have the no Sec problem on /tg/, meanwhile on VG it's 0,0,0 every round

How's literally projecting all of VG's faults onto /tg/ working for you?

How's your server elitism and panick bunker anytime someone sneezes going for you?

How's your dead forum that is only used for ban appeals to get denied is going for you?

How's the shitty constant button mashing going for YOU elimicuck?

>B-b-uh TG has shit features!
How are the yellow airlocks going for you?
How's your convoluted get shot once bleed out two seconds later medical system going for you?
How's Guardian borgs going for you?
How's your two broken buggy maps and illusion of choice going for you?
How's your furfaggotry and vox self inserts going for you?
How's your server crashing every other round going for you?
How's the unbalanced game modes and VGSci going for you?

Oh VG cuck. Just because you type up a wall of text doesn't make any of it true. You will NEVER EVER play Gang, Abduction, Shadowling, as a Slaughter Demon, or as a morph.

You will NEVER EVER!!

NEVER EVER!

HAHAAHAH

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>>125730042

AI or botanist?

Active round or relaxing round?

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>>125730664

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>>125730901
>>125730664
>>125730474
>>125730042
>>125729880

>>125730862
Is Celt on?
Relaxing so you can leave whenever you want.
If not, active.

>>125726608
Can you give the mime and the clown access to the door in the bar. not sure if it was updated but you didn't have access and would have to go through maint to get there

>>125730901
>shitposting on singulo
You monster

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Space cooling cryo is pretty easy to do and it makes you independent of power.

Reuben, I felt so bad for not helping out, but AutherDentist wasn't giving me very straight forward answers as to whether it was okay for me, as a non-antag, to rebel with the rest of science.

So I just sat on my hands and did nothing. We could have ruled the station, but I didn't want to get bannu'd.

Wait how was I supposed to know I was a traitor?
I didn't have a T by my head

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>>125731385

>tfw I got to try out my box of inescapability
it was a good HoS round
>>125731391
It actually is a really nice thing to do for medbay as an atmos tech

>>125729047
Just pick it up with the pill collector and use it on the grinder, it'll automatically dump as many as it can hold into it.

>>125731463
You a baka-ass motherfucker.
Cargonia, atmosia, etc. If your department declares independence and tries to overtake the station, you either fight with them or against them. You don't just sit around like an ass.

>>125731391
>makes you independent of power.
Except for the power actually needed to run cryo itself, right?

>>125729076
Sugar is my favourite chemical

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>>125731528

>>125731638
Tubes run without power, don't they? Or does the chemical shit not work then?

>>125731132
Is /tg/station even that active now? As far as I can tell, d20station replaced it as the /tg/ server.

>>125731547
That was a good round to play IAA.

Gun madness is real.

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>>125731735
r u having a giggle?

>>125731595
Sorry senpai, I ain't gonna get banned just because an admin won't give me a straight answer.

>>125731804
It's an honest question, I can't even remember the last time /tg/station was mentioned on its home board. Their entire general is just d20station, aka babby's first SS13.

>>125731813
I've set people on fire and shot people as non-antag quartermaster, usually because they broke in.
You get bwoinked first, don't be so scared.

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>>125731927

>>125731927
I stopped playing /tg/station when /vg/station got bay medical.

I stayed off /tg/station when /tg/station started being the lolrobust station and /vg/ became the light roleplay station.

>>125731735
TGstation is fairly active, I think we have higher peeks though.

d20 is an actual /tg/station, but it's deadpop all pop. They once got around 25 people on at once, that was their highpop. They do use a reworked ministation, though, so one person is enough for each department.

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Wow ss13 is way to intense for my graphics card.

Someone join in as sec so I can play assistant.

>>125731996
We were literally about to murder the AI, blow the borgs, and blow up security. That's a bit more than just defending the area from people breaking in.

>>125732170
reinstall byond

>>125732170
What the fuck are you playing on, something from 1994?

>>125732128
d20 is only alive once in a blue moon for dorf, and even then it's mostly ded

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>>125732128
>vg unironically thinks they have higher player peaks than us

hahahha classic

>>125732281
>blow the borgs
>not putting them on tyrant and declaring a technocracy

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>>125732023
>That image
>t. upstart cancer thinking it is people

Fixed that for you

>>125732023

>I'm an originalfag

Neat.

>>125731723
not last time I checked

>>125733003
>I'm finally an oldfag.

This should feel good but it doesn't.

>>125732780
>putting them on tyrant
>not putting half the borgs on asimov and the other half on antimov and watching them battle it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8j2zLo-63o

>>125732527
At least we're not the go-to Reddit server.

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>>125732976
fixed your self to be a gay bitter old man desu

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t. goonie
pay your 10bux for a superior space experience today!

>new botany hits the station
>it doesn't even have working health monitors

Oh boy, I sure love my plants dying without warning while on full fertilizer and water.

>>125732023
>tfw 2011

>>125732023
> 2010
> original fag

kek no

Thank Christ that ended.
Joining in as sec when the internet decides that now is the time to shit itself was not fun.

>>125733438
make a bugreport instead of crying in the thread, greenshit

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>>125733578
>Steam starts downloading 3MB update
>Goodbye connection

>>125733578
>blogging about personal issues
fuck off

Every time I launch byond and go to join a server the byond client goes not responding and locks up. Anyone knows why this would be? Win7

>>125733676
what do you think I just did?

God forbid someone complain about a thing after bug reporting it.

>>125733820
>win 7
that's the issue

>>125733814
That was incredibly rude and I'd like an apology.

How the fuck do I make a console screen?

>service borgs still can't shit out donuts or inject nutriment
>pAI however can feed an entire station by itself

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So what are the differences between tg and vg?
I've only played on tg because i found out about spessmens from their xeno wiki page

>>125733962

Well fug. Even compatibility mode doesn't work.

Book Muggins is a shit player. Clearly from other station, saying that rules are the cancer in ss13, shit at science but the only thing he does.

>>125734305
If xenos are what you want look at Colonial Marines.

>>125734058
Glass into an autolathe, under stock parts

>>125734305
TG is basically leddit; the server. It's also complete dogshit if you want to do anything other than validhunt. No gimmicks, no random fun shit, just validz, all day every day. There's not even a premise of arrrrrpee there, really.

/vg/ is light RP, and while there's certainly plenty of validhunting, the gameplay doesn't consist entirely of it, and there's actually room for people to do fun shit on occasion. Along with that, /vg/ is sort of whitelisted since the bunker is more or less up all the time, therefore preventing new shitters and ledditors/fags from bay12 from joining.

Also, /tg/ has to deal with goof, while we do not.

>>125734998
It's not that i play for xenos it's just that i came across them that way

>>125729598
27 years, 6 days, 13 hours, 0 minutes, 26 seconds;
Let's be precise senpai

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How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now.

I HAVE VAREDIT AGAIN

TIME TO MAKE BOO HAVE NO DELAY AGAIN

>>125734305
Long story short, /tg/ is called TG by us because its not at all connected to 4chan
If you browse this website mainly you will end up preferring our server over most

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>>125726475
Engineering was literally my first job after learning the controls. It only has a slightly higher skill floor these days because the powernet is still buggy as fuck and Dylan is still autistic about lights and meteors.

>>125738826
Make fart have no delay. I'm going to macro my keys so that my movekeys fart and move at the same time!

>>125739392
That I can't do!

How money?

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>>125740918

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>>125740918
Steal PDAs. Empty their virtual wallet into yours.

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>>125710609
I am serious
I am holding this PR hostage until you post a picture of my liking

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>>125741335

>>125741335
>wanting sweet pics
Just watch the newscaster until you get one

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>>125741457

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>>125741683
DEAD: HIU-357 (Follow) says, "She has to suicide."
DEAD: HIU-357 (Follow) says, "XD"

>>125741683
>XD

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>>125741484

>>125734305
What >>125735227 said.

Basically, expect to be randomly gun downed by the many assistants and as sec expect to have to explain to an admin every time you arrest someone.

>>125742032
It's spess/10

>>125739306

meteros do no damage and the lights drain the power 90% of the time to fast out of apcs.

Remember that time when the Warpgate worked and everyone rushed to go in all the time or when antags went murderboning?

So much adventure, Good times.

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>>125742427
>mfw perma draws more power than it's APC's cell can store

Hey, I had a thought while poking through new tgchem.
If we have synthmeat, why not synthblood?
Equal bits Clonex, Sugar, Water, and Iron, it would be between iron pills and actual blood in effectiveness
And chemists could still crank that shit out to shove in bloodbags as a shittier version of O-.
Y/N?

>>125743356
This has been proposed and shot down by the shithub theorycraft pros about three times now. The same fine folks who want you to be able to starve to death yet are convinced that a salary system would make those poor chefs irrelevant.

>>125743356
Not worth the effort
Under 50% clone
Over 50% one bag and Iron pills

>>125742250
>deadpool ERPs on vore
>jumps at the chance to punish it on VEEGEE

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Would daleks be a good antag?

>>125744173
a separation between business and fun time is necessary.
would you do and say everything you do on 4chan on like facebook or something like that where your family and friends can see?

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>I'm too good for secondlife!
>So I'm going to jack this other dude off through a ten year old byond game and gross everyone around me out instead

ERPers are literally this retarded

>>125744387
> killed by a greyshirt with a screwdriver

they would be regular metal aliens with range

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This fucking round

>>125744449
VEEGEE is not business deadpool. Have fun.

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Haha, FINALLY managed to capture the new lasers on camera.

They're not as impressive when still.

>>125744454
>paying money for virtual clothes to bang a virtual girl who is a guy

/comfy/ bros where we at

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AYY

LMAO

That round was fun. I got to fix arrivals up, then fix tcomms and get it working again, then be an alien and die to singularity, then be an alien again and escape on the shuttle.

>>125744618
but im not deadpoo, anon
im someone who fucking hates erp, and i think we shouldnt have it on here
its disgusting and cringeworthy because you can tell atleast 1 of the parties is stroking their dick to it. if i wanted to watch someone stroke their dick i would just go on chatroulette
if erpers want to cybersex each other, then i hope they do like dpj does and do it somewhere else.

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>>125744710
Right here.

>>125744698
What's the difference? You can go on f-list too and that's cheap as free. Hell you could probably even find some greaseball who'd pretend to a vox dickgirl for you on there too.

I'm here to grief kids and get valids not walk in on two guys fucking understall in dorms.

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>All changelings are ousted real fucking early after one outright admits to it, I set him up as >>125744661 instead of killing him
>I had someone tell me that my new sec officer was one too, I just cuffed him and a few minutes later he monkeys himself instead of bullshiting his way through
>Third is gibbed
>rest of round is quiet till xenos come out
>Get stunned by two hunters by suprise
>Xenoed
>Xenostation pride
>Want someone to call the shuttle
>Drag some vox to the captains quarters and give him an ID
>Suddenly the singlo BUSTS THE FUCK THROUGH THE OFFICE
>ALL OF US DIE IN SECONDS
>later respawn as babby again
>Ride shuttle home
8/10 round it was ok

also https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7073

>>125744462
Genocidal metal aliens with insta-kill lasers actually

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>>125744661
I was that stormtrooper warden. had the star wars laser rifle and everything. was pretty swagtastic untill a xeno raped my face. also that first ling in the glass case just straight up DISAPPEARED leaving nothing but a straight jacket. pretty fucking spooky.

>>125744951
The regular aliens are too much for the crew as it is, why would we need invincible ones on top of that?

>>125745000
I was about to tell you what happened to him

the radio outage CUT ME THE FUCK OFF.

The body was stolen by a grey and dissapeared shortly after.

The grey's body was found shortly after after.

>>125744661
>>125745000
Shiny phasma armor for HoS/warden when?

>>125744863
This is deadpoo

I haven't been on vore in over a month now and don't plan on going back anytime soon

Their host is a bro though

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>>125741335
Be careful, the server's population would rather suicide than play along with you.

>>125744863
>because you can tell atleast 1 of the parties is stroking their dick to it.
Well no shit, why do it otherwise?

>>125745163
Darth vader armor

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Why are all the aliens humanoid?
I'm mean, at least there aren't any liggers and catbeasts but still

>>125745458

Because no one will post the Moth sprites.

>>125745581
that's because they don't exist

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>>125745458
But nobody has the balls to call them out on this and Pomf really likes the butthurt surrounding them so they're staying. Enjoy.

>>125745369
Get that sorry sack of shit out of here.
They played the wrong cards and lost.
Stupid gimmicks are very possible here, and so is taking entire sec teams hostage. It's been done before more than once, and I've done it myself and I myself have played along with antag gimmicks.

Shitty luck happens.

>>125745458
Because A) easier to define them as such rather than snowflake a million things in and B) clothing is fucking hell to sprite on anything that is not exactly shaped like a spessman, even Vox have a lot of sprite issues just because their head is slightly forward.

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>>125745581
What kinda moths we talkin here?
Like actual proper moth people with weird insect insides that really really like bright things?
Or shitty humans with bits glued on from that dumb porn comic that gets posted a lot when people bring up moths?

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>>125745369
I can wait. Not like I have anything better to do :^)

>>125745458
space dragons when
also redundant filename, Dedan is permanently miffed

>>125746001
Moths that won't happen, because even pomf doesn't want them.

Playable moths like mice for observers would be neat, though.

>>125733962
>Win10 is botnet
>Win8 is shit
>Spessmen won't work on Win7
>WinVista is Win8 but worse

Windows XP SP3 is the only acceptable option
I mean, It's not like Byond is a beacon of perfection and compatibility, but still

>>125745772
I've seen this comic for years and only now spotted "as far as the eye can pee."

>>125745864
At least vox suits fit. Greys still tuck their chins under their jumpsuits when facing forward and still have that one pixel on their hand.

>>125746208
>Spessmen won't work on Win7

Wat? I'm on win7 and it works just fine for me.

>>125746208
>Spessmen won't work on Win7
But it works for me besides the normal lag spikes

>>125746301
>>125746386
I know it does. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one using XP by this point; it was just a comment on >>125733962

>>125745458
Because no one wants to go through the trouble of making something out of the ordinary, also mostly because it takes time and effort.

remove vox though

>>125746290
maketh of the issue

>>125746001

Moths like you posted. But I think the bright things will be limited to extended flash duration. And better night vision. But they will only have 2 hands obviously.

>>125745458
Humans are already enormously complex. Just handling your metabolism is an entire file of complex shitty code. On top of that, you have to handle inventory slots, speech, movement, eating, dying, breathing, and a number of other things. Our inventory system isn't modular, either, so you'd have to recode everything just to add or remove a single arm.

It's easier to just base it off of humans, both for coding, and for spriting purposes.

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Admins, I get that you're trying to follow the rules but sometimes they don't apply when you have a broken round. Xenos taking complete control of the station is a broken round. That's not the time for bureaucracy like "They never issued a code red so now we sit in limbo." That's the time to come up with a creative solution that will end the round and satisfy everyone. Of all the whacky bullshit shenanigans that I love that the admins pull it's fucking weird that stepping into this situation is where you draw the line. Xenos were trying to save people and drag them to the shuttle console just to finally end it.

That being said what are some conditions that would trigger a xeno game mode win condition?
>no code red
>heads are dead
>remaining crew has died or fled station
Notice I didn't say head's fled. Because sometimes a head might have to go off station to recruit the remaining crew he needs to come back and fight the Xenos.

- or -
>code red
>heads are dead
>crew are dead or fled
>ERT team killed
Xenos win!

>>125747050
IAA could still fax for a shuttle/ERT if he's alive but heads are dead

>>125747050
would it be possible to have a condition like
>spread xeno tiles to X% of the station

>>125745802
>They try to be creative antags
>Things go right
>Have the other player just log off instead of going along

Enjoy your singuloose/plasmaflood/murderboning/mass bombing every round, chum.

>>125747143
I tried that earlier today and they faxed back that they wouldn't send it until there was a code red but I was killed before I could reach it. They sent the ERT anyway but they got rocked. And the round went on to send a shuttle just to come pickup the xenos. Which doesn't make a lick of sense when you think about it.

Reminder that RUST Gyrotrons can be used to cool stuff cooler than space.

>>125747050
The thing is that it isn't even a mode, it's a random event. It could happen in the middle of an autotraitor round- or during shitter safari. By definition, it can't just have a "win condition".

>>125747289
That's when you send a small team of infiltrators with the nuke code.

>>125747289
>I tried that earlier today and they faxed back that they wouldn't send it until there was a code red but I was killed before I could reach it.
This happened to me once and when I complained about it in the thread after Pomf said that the situation was handled wrong

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it's official, metagaming is now allowed and expected, and killing someone because you suspect them of being syndicates is a-ok

from Nuke:
>"Some examples of objectives would be Corgi meat, Captain's Antique Laser Gun, Blueprints, etc. Anyone with any of those things, outside of their normal owners, are completely valid."
>"A better one would be if an Assistant had a Vox friend, and Vox kept disappearing, and a Chef kept putting out fried chicken, and had dead Vox bodies that couldn't be identified, and then killed the Chef for killing his Vox friend."

http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2226&sid=8ac99c7f28edb82617bc7d4fb91754cb

>>125748087
Also confirmed that a head can murder anyone that kills their pet. That includes lamaar and fucking Pun-Pun for the bartender (prepare for Chef being killed by bartender or bartender being killed in self-defense every round.).

We don't need more obscure and retarded reasons to make people valid salad. We don't need more civilians going around murdering people based on suspicions only.

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>>125748087
>man tries to have a solid, entertaining gimmick
>has his round ruined
>head admin does mental gymnastics trying to find reasons why he /might have/ been valid

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>>125747421
Sure it can. When the queen is spawned give her objectives. When the objectives have been reached just autotrigger the nuke and play a different sound effect while zooming out on a station that doesn't explode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAgr7-O12zM
So you get the feeling that the station was just abandoned there until the next group of unsuspecting souls makes the mistake of investigating their distress beacon.

>>125748294
>a head
> the bartender

>>125748087
Just make the deadmin request, everyone knows you want to and god knows Nuke doesn't even show up on the server that often.

>>125748628
"If you're the bartender and someone kills Pun Pun, sure, go ahead and kill them." - Nuke

I didn't include the bartender as a head in my sentence, sorry if that wasn't clear for you.

>>125748087
Fine by me :^)

>>125748294
Killing for pets is okay.

>>125748628

>If you're the bartender and someone kills Pun Pun, sure, go ahead and kill them.
-Nuke

>>125749065
Hasn't that always been the case, anyway?

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>>125747050
>Xenos were trying to drag people to the shuttle console

I remember it being just one random sentinel wanting to do that. I was completely fine with having a xeno station but of course sending in a death squad is the norm for situations when the whole station gets taken. (didn't happen this time around)
The shuttle was also called by an admin just to end it.

There was a round the day before which was similar to what happened today. Celt had everyone retreat to cargo and fortify the area while xenos lashed out, dragging people into the darkness as the victim's compatriots try to desperately shoot down the xeno but to no avail. Everyone escaped via cargo shuttle once it arrived.

It isn't really up to us in changing how xenos play out, unless you think calling in the death squad with the overkill horror that is the pulse rifle whenever xenos show up a great idea. You need to find someone crazy enough to fiddle with xenocode for it to meet conditions for SMELELEL.

Personally I don't think xenos need too much fiddling.
>No one remembers that one time the derelict was colonized because xenos took over
>Glass tunnel from derelict teleporter to comfy chapel

Just let the ayy lmaos have their fun, anon.

>>125748087
>WHY ARE PEOPLE UPSET FOR KILLING A DOG!!!!!
>Y HOP GUN ME DOWN 4 KILLING IAN I DINDU!!!
Sometimes I don't know what to do with these ahelps. I know it's lame for something like an assistant to rope someone for killing Ian but god damn people.

>>125748294
I've had multiple stabbing fights with the chef where we both die over him killing pun pun.

>>125749140
Yep. Says it right on the wiki. It's why it's a killing Ian is traitor objective. Because traitor or not killing someone's pet or breaking into someone's department and attacking them makes you valid. Sure security might permabrig you but you won't get banned.

>>125749303
Sometimes you just have to remind people that gimmicks only work if everyone wants to play along. Otherwise it's an idiot jerking himself off.

>>125749303
This one time I ahelped that someone dressed as nuke ops gunned me down for no reason. At the time I was dead serious. Had no clue it was actual nuke ops.

>>125749140
It used to be the case until Pomf put a fuckhuge notice in the login screen saying KILLING PETS IS NO LONGER VALIDSALAD but he never wrote it anywhere else so people forgot.

>>125749918
i do a lot of things, what do you expect from a Spineless Cool Cluck™

>>125750394
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'M TELLING ON YOU

>>125750439
Ling truly is the most rageworthy mode.

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>>125750394
>diethyl literally saw this a minute after it was posted

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>>125729942
go away

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>>125750696
>what is 4chanX

>>125726608
Expand Botany on the research/mining outpost so Xenobotany, you know, exists and isn't just a couple patches of dirt.

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>>125750768
whooooah

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>>125750394

>>125749338
Every job in every department having a pet so you can have a free valid on the grayshit that breaks in when?

I know Niggly was adding more pets. Should work on more of them.
We need more pets.

anyone recommend another server to tool around a bit maybe?
I think I've hit my limit here and its probably better if I fuck off for a while.

>>125749303
Time before last Diethyl made xenos because it was extended. And when the xenos took over, it turned into extended with weeds. Go figure.

>>125751321
>leave my parrot out for a walk
>go around asking people if they killed my parrot (don't even need to know if it died)
>throw them into the singulo unless they explicitly reply no
>even if they didn't, stunglove and search them anyways, they might still be valid
Excellent

>>125751968
>You will never fill out orders as a xenomorph cargo tech

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>>125751551
Don't make a big deal out of it. We all mess up once in a while.

>>125751551
Yeah fuck off assdad

>>125752108
>A time before goofkitchen

>>125751551
just a bunch of salty ghosts and one very salty one. It's fine. It's a game, don't leave because of one bad round.

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>>125752108
I really do enjoy the game but I just get so emotional sometimes with it especially when I majorly fuck up. I know I just need a pill and sleep
I am seriously sorry to every one. I got so tunneled visioned on trying to revive people I didnt even read chat and only saw blood loss. Why it hurts me so bad is I know what husks look like so I should know as well as anyone what to do. And I know its Yahir but just getting cussed out by him sort of finally killed it for me I wont say any more if the round is still going.
Thanks anon, really does help to be reminded that though.

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>>125751551
dude this round was hilarious

get over the buttmad, either that of others or your own, and have a giggle

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>sec captures a ling with telepathy
>don't burn or gib but put it in a straightjacket
>they leave him to Big Caw
>ling monkeys and saxes about the brig into a room with another changeling in handcuffs
>Caw chases the ling
>with a flash
>and then tries to use a fucking flaregun
>deadchat is screaming bloody murder
>Caw watches it uncuff the other ling without moving
>Caw leaves the room entirely
>ling ventcrawls
>other ling monkeys
>the HoS has to come get it for Caw
>they stick that ling in some windows in the brig
>other ling grabs his stuff the HoS left on the floor and walks out
>later the ling eats the CMO that had been staring at the recovered ling bodies for like twenty minutes without doing anything
>makes a phony show of putting bodies in cloners when the HoS comes by
>kills the HoS and steals their identity
>a sec officer passes by at that moment and gets stunned
>officer manages to get back up and get a few stuns on the ling
>no ranged lethals can't do anything
>ling escapes but is found by the HoP in the hall
>ling runs into maint and hides in a locker at an external airlock and the HoP runs away
>borg strolls by and sees the ling
>bolts him in instead of attacking
>except they only bolted the innermost airlock
>ling runs into space and gets his face melted
>ling runs back inside again, goes into stasis
>officer finds his body
>officer doesn't cuff it and is slow to strip it
>ling revives, runs
>the officer makes use of a flashbang while the ling hides in lockers repeatedly
>both stunned
>HoP comes by and starts cuffing the officer despite said officer screaming about the ling
>ling lasers officer to death and the HoP finally figures things out
>borg finally stuns and beats it to death
>doesn't strip again
>body is dragged between the chapel and robotics
>revives again and kills the borg
>runs into space again
>eats people a while before sec finally catches him in maint
>they finally decapitate him
That was fucking incredible and you all deserve death.

So does someone want to tell me what happened?

I can't play at work but I like to read the thread

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>be a shitty changeling and get captured
>cooperate
>warden decides I will be his pet
>slow but surely expands my pet enclosure
>Me, the warden, and a baby alium leave uncuffed on a shuttle together
10/10

a billion / 10 round

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>that entire round

:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^) desu

>>125752993
>>kills the HoS and steals their identity
Surely this paragon of security was wearing a secure GPS right?

Everyone was so bad that round that it was good.
And then I got to be an alium and dance with the ling and caw.
bretty good

That newscaster was pretty good. Usually I dont know what kind of round it is till the end.

>>125753101

no none of them were

>>125729880
>VGstation
HAHA

>android 18 literally singlehandedly captures the link and takes him to be beheaded
>nobody helps him
>ling regenerates
>18 chases him to escape
>nobody helps
>gets robusted and spaced
>engibot runs after him

>>125753137
station highlights always has the scoop on what round type it is.

Even if it's on accident.

That one time the writer had a picture of a mysterious pile of clothing, and the photo turned out to have 60 cult runes was great.

>>125753161
Can we set up a check that just automatically gives you a day ban if you get killed and you aren't wearing one?

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>That entire round
>Even though I caught two lings as HoS ghost chat was still assmad
>Find out why
>Just about everyone else in my department was super stupid
>The HoP who stunned an officer and got him killed
>The borg who lost the ling
>The Doctor who said this exact line after yahir yelled at her for trying to clone linged corpses
>They are linged? I thought it was vampire because they had no blood left
That was some shit
>>125752993
>I left shit on the floor
oh lord
>>125753101
>>125753161
fuck you yes I was

>>125753137
It was fun to report that round. Shit was happening the whole time except for the end.
Some rounds I have to do like a million fluff pieces because I see nothing actually newsworthy.

>>125753101
He was. No one responded.

>>125753337
>>125753101
>AI doesn't get alerted when secure GPS goes off

shit. I was watching the telescience to port wounded people up, too.

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>>125752993
>I had to free some treeman from solitary, kill the ling, drag the retard HoP to genetics and call the shuttle all by my lonesome
>all while dealing with heart damage and the urge to just kill myself and log out

https://youtu.be/mCikIkXslP0
Fuck everybody. Except science. I would have been sunk without the AEG. You guys are alright. Fuck gun control.

>>125753047
Thanks for being a sport and not breaking out of there.

>>125753414
You could if you asked a sec member to drop one in sight of your core, it would be easy

>>125753460
I had assumed I would just automagically have that.

I mean, I have literally all channels on the station. I figured that woulda been included.

Next time I might do that.

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>>125732023

tfw you played ss13 back in 2005

>>125753101
I wear one but nobody checks them.

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>foolin around, assistant lads doin lad things
>pal disapears
>check telepathy
>not there anymore
>call for him
>see a sec officer who talked with us earlier
>ZIP ZAP LING STING TIME
>scramble telepathy to the warden who just joined
>hes a retard and asks over sec for the ling to come in, who was a sec officer
>see the HoS name on the radio
>send him a plea for help
>he actualy manages to catch the ling redhanded
>fooled by a *deathgasp and the ling monkeys while fucking warden tries to shoot it with a flare gun
>monkey manages to uncuff the other ling and then monkeys away while the other ling also tries do the same
>body gets dropped of at medbay with a few others
>CMO stares at our bodies lined up outside genetics for a solid 15 minutes not saying a word, just walking occasionally like some mob controlled monkey
>ahelp about CMO being blatently retarded
>"we are looking into it"
>CMO eventually drags me into surgery and stares at me for 10 more minutes before calling in a geneticist, who was the same ling who killed me
>gets killed and eaten as well
>eventually Ramona joins medbay
>sees a bunch of WHITE HUSKS
>"I bet a vampire did this"
>hooks me up to a blood bag and leaves me for 5 more minutes
>keeps trying to clone ling husks
>"Welp time to take these to robotics"
>my body was top stack so im MMId first
>tell the guy to take me back so I can revive everyone
>do 8 head transplants, only 3 revived
WHAT A FUCKING DISASTER

>>125753518
It doesn't broadcast to a radio channel, it broadcasts only to secure GPSes

You know, because anyone can tune into sec radio

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>>125753528
>tfw you're Exadv1

>>125752993
Some added notes to give a clearer idea of how big of a fuck up this was.

The HoP didn't just cuff the guy, he lazered the screaming sec guy to death before slapping the cuffs on the officer he husked with an egun.

And the borg WAS going to go the chapel to incinerate, but came up with this great idea to give the ling further time to get up, by going to robotics to have him debrained. Of course, he gets up and runs out of there cuffless, until he hides in a locker and flashes it, then pushing it out into space dead. Then doing his usual space walk die space walk die, etc.

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>>125753575
>dragged literal lockers full of husks to medical
>half of which could have been found by a fresh faced young paramedic since they weren't even hidden, just laying around in maint
>you were the one person to even look at them

Waifubay genocide when

>>125730474
I still don't know what "how's the shitty constant button mashing going for YOU elimicuck" is supposed to mean
It sounds like a foreign language

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I hope everyone who died or observed that round learned some valuable lessons on powerg- dealing with changelings the next time they play sec or fucking anyone.

>>125753959
>watch all of this happening
decide to assign additional crewmen to creating dionas and posibrains

Hm, crew's not getting revived.
QUICK MAKE MORE CREW

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>>125754128
Can floor tiles decapitate lings with enough tosses? This is important.

>>125754191
You can't tile a ling if he's on the ground, stunned or dead
Which is where a ling should always be, assuming you know they're a ling

We saw you pry up that tile

Can somebody explain what's the point of lings husking people?
It's not like they need to hide their identity or anything, or like making people uncloneable is so as to not spoil the gamemode.
It's like someone looked at parapen+C4 and thought it deserved it's own gamemode.
DISCLAIMER - I am salty at ling in general, I wasn't playing last round

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>>125754191
Unlikely. Especially if they're lying down.

This is coming from someone who has experience shotgunning over 50 glass shards at people with disposals in delivery.

At most, a foot came off. But god damn did they split like an orange when it happened.

>>125753445
it would have been a real dick move to break out after you were letting me live and giving me things to do in the pen

What incentive does an AI have to NOT replace crew with nonhumans as they die?

>>125754553
How you gonna do that nigga

>>125754597
golems, slimes, posibrains, borers, vox body transplants, MMIficiation...

>>125754597
:b beepbeep Mediborg take that dead clown on over to your nursery

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Guess who's back
Back again
Dan is back
Tell a friend

>>125754658
You can't really do much of that as AI, even with birgs helping you, with the exception of debraining and you know someone's gonna ahelp over that>>125754658

>>125754764
you can do all of it with the help of whatever remaining crew exist, though.

Many departments are just WAITING for someone to tell them what to do so they can be important for once.

Then, once you get a single nonhuman aboard, you can hold a gun to their head and tell them to make more.

>>125754372
Ling is (usually) a stealth gamemode, and keeping people out of the round longer, without permanently removing them from the round altgether, is kind of necessary balance-wise.
Having someone defibbed and tossed in cryo for 10 minutes for them to essentislly say "x is lingydingy he killed me" ruins the aspect of stealth.
Husking also indicates theres a changeling aboard since your average doctors literally too retarded to scan them and check for abnormal damage or, god forbid, do an autopsy.

>>125754868
Shit doesn't fly, you go try giving orders to a plasmaman at taserpoint and let me know how it goes.
People would rather yell BORGS ROGUE over and over and the second you kill a nonhuman without justification or proper escalation you know they're gonna ahelp

>>125754995
>stealth mode based around people being kept out of the round
It is every bit as awful as it sounds in concept

>>125755109
I find that "Do not worry, so and so is a nonhuman and deserves this" generally lets me get away with murder.
Literal murder!

>>125755267
How long are ya betting on being able to keep getting away with it?
You're toeing around server rules and people who will gladly ahelp. It only takes one slip-up.

> locked myself in a tiny room without plasma
> go out, PLASMA, go back in
> ok, if i dont move, maybe i'll mak-
THE GOOSE

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>got to be double agent as shaft miner
>go to begin getting dem miner credits so i can purchase something deadly from the miner repo machine
>show up at the station and it's 100% exploded
>target died without my help
>get stuck in space

allahu syndicate

>pirate clown dragging a piano appears on what's left of the shuttle after singulo ate it
>finds a surviving piece of floor, ratchets piano down and starts playing Pirates of the Caribbean on the way back to the station

>>125755389
I think you are overestimating the punishments for a borg harming a nonhuman.

Especially if they are trying to make the nonhuman do stuff of import.
At least, given how much I've abused nonhumans in the past and continue to abuse nonhumans.

>I was paramedic
>Me and the vox warden book it to space to hunt the nasa voidsuit tator
>Vox gets me a gun from armory
>We fire extinguisher around through spess and shoot him dead

>>125755501
This game is made of the tears of manchildren tantrums

That doesn't sound like something to last long

>>125755438
>Singloose
>Make it to escape, only person with magboots
>Find out that science is gone
>Suddenly singlo is RIGHT where the shuttle should be
>Just about everyone sucked away towards it
>A few survivors remain
>Accidently fall off what little was left of the shuttle and never ride home
That singlo had a goal of its own
fucking flank the escape shuttle and scare the shit out of everyone
it was the only successful antag

>>125755517
>>Me and the vox warden book it to space to hunt the nasa voidsuit tator
Not a traitor, oopsies.

>>125755576
The best part of playing borg is that as long as you have a reason, you can cause as many manchild tantrums as you want.

Wait, scratch that. The best part of being a borg is heartfelt thank yous from humans

the abuse is the second best part.

>trapped in Mining Dock
>ask for help over radio
>a clown quietly floats over and frees me from my hell

>>125755674
>>125755456
that same clown cleared out most of the plasma in the central hallway by dragging a bunch of scrubbers around

>>125756054
>>125755674
>>125755456
is all this true?
If so, I want to shake his hand. Clowns are never good like that. This is like seeing a unicorn.

Daily reminder that changeling is the best team based game mode.

>>125753575
>I get all the husks and MMI them
So you admit to metagaming?

>>125757265
that was an amazing reading error.

>>125757321
>tell the guy to take me back so I can revive everyone
While very nice of you, you had no IC knowledge of husks in medbay. All your character knows is he was lingadinged and woke up as a brain in robotics.