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Where Is He Now Edition

Old Thread: >>125553813

>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>wtf is this f2p shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
http://gw2timer.com/?mode=Tile&int_setAlarm=2
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
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>>125687687
>>125687687
>>125687687

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Boon Dispenser
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
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Second for squirting salads.
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FEMSURA
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>>125687949
Hi, anon!
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>>125687687
you forgot "gw2g", that guy is going to be really mad
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>>125688078
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE /GW2G/ YOU CUNTS
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>>125687687
>>125687687
>>125687687
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA+EU: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Chromeria, Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
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day 3 of wintersday, hand still cold
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another xmas without a norn gf
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>>125687687
Why are new threads being made so early lately?
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>>125689239
you will always look different depending on the ambient light and postprocessing (if you have it on) of the area.
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>>125689373
nobody wants to see >>125688979 spamming a bunch of no name guilds and FUN

or drosera spamming HOPE
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>>125689162
Tomorrow I'll have my last exam, then I'll come back, and take care of your hands

>>125688078
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>>125688145
He's a dick and avatarfags so idc.
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>>125689551
yay! ! ! ! !!!!
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>>125689598
When someone did put it in he posted his little avatar and got really huffy about "us finally getting it right."

So fuck him. He can type a couple extra letters to find the general.
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>>125689551
I've tried bullying and gassing, but now I think I've finally figured out how to beat you.

>>125689712
Prepare yourself. Today I will make you my waifu and tomorrow the rat will have nothing.
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>>125689551
Why did you link to my post, friend?
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>>125690362
>11hours 24minutes 30seconds until tomorrow
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>>125691534
I've seen pics of a good deal of hope and I have to say most of them are cute.
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>>125687687
>not putting /gw2g/ in the thread title
asshole
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>>125691990
am i cute?
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>>125693309
no
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>>125690362
You will never beat the rat, anon.
She already gave me piggyback rides

>>125690576
Because you look very FAST
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NA waking up
prepare for shitposting
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Wait
since when do female human characters follow the camera with their head
all my other characters did this but my FHDs never
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>>125694705
it's 3pm on the east coast. who is waking up at 3pm?
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>>125694858
NEETs.
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>>125694805
I don't know, but i like it
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>>125694705
>waking up
>2:25 pm CST
ok
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>>125694907
this >>125694858
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>>125694805
I don't know but it started happening with this update and I fucking hate it.
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what are you listening to /gw2g/ and what are you doing right now
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>>125696942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq9mubQV73A

letting this autist attack for almost 30min now when i should be doing xmas JP
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>>125696942
procrastinating and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGXwvLupP5A
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I lost interest in playing right around pvp leagues were released when I realized there wouldnt be a balance patch until february.

is it worth playing again for the wintersveil event? are there any non shit skins to grind out?
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>>125697884
no reason senpai, just get some other game to play during the holidays
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>>125696942
I've finished preparing to move to a new house tomorrow so chilling and listening to https://youtu.be/XgnNhza-JeI
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>>125696942
pvp with a friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71by232_Vgg
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>>125698776
Kill yourself effie
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>>125696942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JiMO1-W1CM

Idling in DR while getting ready and talking to someone on Skype.
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>>125699306
Getting ready for what?
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>>125699382
A job interview.
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>>125699628
What's up between you and Dylan for real?
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>tfw waifu left today and won't be back for next three days.
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>>125699691
>>125699628
>>125699382
They sit in a skype call all day and collaboratively shit post, they are just friends.
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>>125700093
Caught us. :^)

>>125699691
We're friends, you can ask this in-game you know. We don't bite.
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>>125700219
>just friends
Prove it then.
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>>125700423
wat
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>>125700093
>>125700219
>>125700423
>>125700540
Every single person whose known Dylan that I've talked to has confirmed this
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>>125700540
They are obviously romantically enticed.
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>>125700540
go on, prove it. if you aren't dylsons waifu then become my waifu
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>tfw my loyal rat wifey wants to mix it up and make a suave mnorn manlet to hilt and destroy my rats with

O-okay, honey... ////
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NA please take this shit somewhere else
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>>125701134
Fuck off fag
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>>125701134
pic related is you >>125699882
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God I fucking hate the retard squad in HOPE
You know who I'm talking about, YES YOU
The fucking rats and shit who idle in DR all day and run toasters
You all barely have any AP too
Fuck you
This is why I never go to DR anymore
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>>125701458
/shrug
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>>125701532
Fuck you Rikki
Fuck cotton candy
Fuck morri
Fuck flunky
Fuck peachy
Fuck you all
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So the drinking achievement will be active throughout the year, but they're unable to change the text to reflect the new adjustment. Does that mean their original intention WAS for people to get to 10,000 before the end of Wintersday?
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>>125701646
Yes!
Fuck them!
They deserve every bit of it!
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>>125700904
Just say no before you're a cock addicted floozy!
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>>125701853
What about the Candy Cane one?
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>>125701853
It's not impossible

>farmed JP for like an hour or two this morning
>opened everything
>jump from 200 drinks to 1.2K
>if I did this for a little over a single week of the 4 we have to do this, I'd be done
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>>125701973
That one's pretty easy. Just more tedious since there's no consume all option.
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>>125701853
Almost assuredly, yes. It's supposed to soak some cash out of the rich.
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>>125701916
Please no, anon...
Don't...
Stop!
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Why is half the thread guild shitposting.

Yeah I know the game is called "Guild Wars" but this is ridiculous.
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>>125702968
The first sentence was meant to be a question. I need sleep.
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>>125702968
people just reply to the posts that they see before them, once in awhile someone posting something that has to do with the game will probably get the replies you want

what did you want to talk about anon? these wacky new hairs?
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>>125702968
because no content to play
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>>125700904
go back to /ink/, you squid fucking degenerate
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used the heirloom toy chest and got the notif saying i got the achievement, but i cant find the skins or the actual achievment anywhere?

lvl 50 atm, if that has anything to do w it?
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>>125703236
Damn, is the game not in good shape then?
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>>125703927
Same shape as ever
People are devolving into daily farming machines again
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>>125696942

relaxing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8wSwmqjpk
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>>125696942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0IaM4_I_Nk

just being comfy
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>>125696942

Why is Marjory SO FUCKING FAT

This could have been a hot fucking lesbian couple if it weren't for her chubbiness
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>>125703232
dros how do you see
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>>125704478
He's used to the darkness, and sees through the blackness of his own empty, soulless heart.
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>>125703867
look under collections
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>>125701646
Fuck fluusi
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>>125704681
I'm ascended to another level of edge
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>>125690362
>>125703232
Wooing begins now:

How was your day? That is a fetching eyepatch. Have these flowers.

Alright, please confirm waifu status.
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>>125705076
fuck off fluusi
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Are there any business suits or similar armor/outfits for Female Humans?
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>>125705142
Report shiggly diggly please
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Fluusi is mean
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>>125705242
/laugh
You really think just flowers is what it takes to capture my empty and soulless heart? I'll take the flowers anyway, thank you..

Also waifu status: not claimed

there is still the 7 layers of ERP hell to go through, and that's not even my final form
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>>125705852
Tell us something we don't know.
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>>125705737
why would you want to do that
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>>125706310
He's a fucking retarded faggot
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>>125705142
>shirtless
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>>125706131

he is a fuckwit autist who spends his time being retarded in Gchat spouting out fuck all while he strokes his own inflated ego while being an all around shitty human being.
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>>125706367
>>125706624
>not being entertained by shiggly's shitshow
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>>125706310
He kinda looks like his chin roots are little tentacles, like he's some kinda weird Krang thing.
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>>125706826
I got a 36 hour ban cuz of that faggot
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>>125706981
How?
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>>125706104
This may require more planning and effort than I thought but you WILL be my waifu and the rat WILL cry. I'll be back.
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>>125687831
Daily reminder not to join HOPE. Daily reminder that HOPE isn't a /gw2g/ guild anymore

Daily reminder that all HOPE/avatarfags/tripfags/ratposters/catposters/ERPers/FHD are the shitposters/cancer of this general

Do your job against this tripfagging shitposter, report him!
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I like being in HOPE
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>>125707189
I was ironically calling him stuff
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>>125703867
did that, and cant find it/see it
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>>125707832
If I was a furfagging erper, surrounded by other furfagging erpers; I too, would like being in HOPE.
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>>125706104
I told you nigga. Just be patient and wait for your waifu to return. I was right bruh. Tell me I was right bro.
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>>125708391
STFU Fluusi; you too, are an autistic tranny
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>>125701646
Haha I wasn't namedropped even though I shitpost and avatarfag along wth those nerds. Feels good man.
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>>125708585
ye you were right but she also told me to move on.. I'm in a very weird position
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>>125708623
>flussi
think again furfag ;]
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>>125708863
It is the true and ultimate waifu test bro.
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>>125704773
>>125708379
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>HOPE
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>>125708791
Stfu Vorp
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>>125711218
epic post, great contribution!
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Any raid anons working on / killed Sabetha explain to me why necros are the viper engis / burnzerkers of the boss fight?
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>>125711345
At a guess, it's because there's constantly adds spawning so you can probably do some epidemic shenanigans.
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>>125711230
stfu fluusi you shitlord
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>>125711345
you need two necro
they are great in the whole raid

one epidemics condi's off the boss onto mobs, the other epidemics the mobs conditions to the boss, doubling the conditions the boss has.

It's extremely good. Videos showing like 25k+ bleeds
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>>125711230
Whoa how did you know it was me!?!?!?!?
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Can you guys stop shitposting about nobodies?
Don't you fucking get it?
Nobodies become somebodies when you give them attention.
Is that what you want? Another rat shtting up rhe thread?
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Fluusi is a mean shitbag who strokes his DnT ego
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I think Fluusi's a really nice guy to be honest.
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>>125712615
Same. Stop bullying him please.
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>>125712079
>shitting up the thread
We need more rats in the thread desu senpai
It's boring without them
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>>125712615
Fuck off Fluusi
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I think Oothier is a cutie :3
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>>125712898
As long as they arent Fluusi
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If Fluusi tells me how to play this game one more time and how elite and edgy he is I'll leave HOPE.
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>All these retards falling for blatant price manipulation of drinks
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>>125713141
Not him but Fluusi is actually a pretty nice guy and he's fun to hang around with.
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>>125713358

Everyone just wants to be a special snowflake (literally) before everyone else. Not sure if it has to do with price manipulation and more to do with the fact that every faggot in this game wants their FHD to have more particle effects than everybody else so that they can show off.
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>>125713575
You'll change your mind once you hang around him long enough
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>>125713028
thanks!
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>>125713028
I think Oothier is a Faggot ;]
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>>125713805
Me too
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>>125713575
Fluusi stop shitposting
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>>125713637

When the sell price is literally priced one copper higher than the highest buy price, it's almost always the highest buyer being a faggot and trying to drop the price to get idiots to seed that price before swooping in and buying them out.

Happens all the god damn time.
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>>125713575
literally who hangs out with him?
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>Playing nearly all day
>Selling all this trash to idiots who want magic shit shoulders
>MFW
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>>125713805
>>125713885
wOW
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>>125713986
Not me
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>>125713141
Does acting butthurt on a 4chan thread make you feel better? This is equivalent to bathroom wall writing, you are no different than a middle school girl, nice work.
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>>125713986
fluusi has no friends anyway he just forces himself into peoples fucking buisness.
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>Tfw people mad about drinks and shoulders
>tfw when I just want a shitty title, like the rest of the titles I have
>tfw I've never change my GWAMM title; despite having good stuff like Crabgrabber or some other fun silly title.
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>>125714424
>middle school girl
Finally my dream came true. And as a middle school girl you clearly don't understand the fun of shitposting
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>>125714424
Yeah keep telling yourself that fluusi, you enormous shit faced faggot lord, nice job being cancer to everyone you meet
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>>125714575
>I-I was just shitposting.
Nice try Stacy, trying to fib is equally childish. You can convince yourself that you were being ironic, but even that's not tolerated on this website, of which you do not belong in. Please leave and find yourself a restroom, not to continue slurring, but to give yourself a swirly., faggot.
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>>125714603
I hope he meets you so you get cancer and die, senpai.
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>fluusi will get sympathy for these shitposts/bullying and nobody can stop him
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>>125714901
>>125715072

Fuck off Fluusi
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>>125715251
its starting to get really obvious
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>>125715392
Fuck off drosera
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>>125715251

Thanks, Boppsi
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>FFXIV is shit and has no content
>the thread is still fast

>WoW is shit and has no content
>the thread is still fast

>GW2 is shit and has no content
>the thread is very dead

Why?
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Ayyyy
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>fluusi will never make a charr so you can pic related with him
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>tfw you will never have a motherly charr
>tfw you will never be held by a motherly charr as she caresses you lovingly
>tfw you will never be kissed on the head by a motherly charr
>tfw you will never drink the warm milk from a motherly charr's teet
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>>125716185
wtf
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>>125716261
Picture for ants dear god
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>Fluusi mentioned in thread
>the thread is dead

Sounds about right
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>>125697645
study for your finals anon
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>>125716261
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>>125716368
Sorry about that is this better?
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>>125715781
Make a rat, idiot. Thick rats are the meta.
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>>125716572
How about you fuck off cunt I just want him to cuddle me in his big manly arms is that so much to ask for?
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>>125716776
Yes.
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>>125716436
>zesty twanger
What does he mean by this?
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>>125707364
Why do you hate me, anon...
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>>125716572
Just dont make it look like fluusi
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>>125717329
I like you anonorat!
I don't know your name though sorry
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>>125716463
Beautiful.
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>>125696942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS6vfv4sszg
bout to do my dailies
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>>125717826
That's Niuvii, Drosera's 8,367th waifu. She lasted 28 days!
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>>125717636
Fluusi's rats are actually really cute. The problem is the player, not the sliders or fashion.
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>>125717826
Thank you! I like you too

>>125718669
But not you...
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>>125719513
Truth hurts.
You deserve better.
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>a femcharr will never give birth on your chest leaving slimy afterbirth all over your person
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>>125720003
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>>125720003
>tfw you will never impregnate a femsura and watch as she gives birth on your cock after you fuck her into labor
>tfw no pregnancy fetish waifu
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Post parka memes
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>>125720330
DylanXKittdai
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>>125720403
Dylan the Downy is a kuckold who touches himself to the voice activation of kittdai in a different teamspeak channel when she is moaning for grelom
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>you will never gargle on a thick syrupy load of musky charr seed
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>>125720667
Syrupy? What the fuck anon. Charr are pure!
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>>125721154
Untill Gae the Specter gets his paws on them
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>>125720527

>tfw you will never watch as Kittdai's belly swells with Grelom's spawn
>tfw you will never watch Dylan the Downy stroke his emaciated cock while Grelom fucks Kittdai the pregnant catfish
>tfw you will never watch as Grelom straps Dylan the Downy to the bed and force his mouth open to capture Kittdai's broken water
>tfw you will never see the looks on their faces when Dylan the Downy the Five Foot Manlet is born

why live
>>
>tfw want to surround yourself with cute rats but not the ones that only spew memes and shitpost
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>>125721704
being a shitposting memer is the requirement of playing an asura
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>>125721704
like fucking fluusi
>>
>>125721242
>vae will never steal your purity by reaming your femcharr cunny

Why are all male charr gay?
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>>125696942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2fOum_KWQU

light drinks, trying to make gold off of the inflated wintersday items.
>>
Is there anyway to filter charr to join my party?
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>>125721704
I'll sit with you, anon.
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>>125721243
W-what... what the fuck, Anon
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>>125719763
we're in agreement anon, I've actually already said the same thing to her. This was in reply to her, telling me, not to wait for her to log in anymore so I could be happy

I figure at this point she's making her own choices, idk if we are waifus, but I'm not keeping her hostage or telling her to hang out with me against her will
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>>125707364
>>125716287
Round two:

If compliments and gifts won't do the trick then all that's left to me is threats and violence.

Behold this crystal, heart of your guild. Acknowledge that you are my waifu or I blow it up and destroy everything you've worked for.
>>
lol why do you guys care enough about me to shitpost all day long i'm touched
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>>125722897
Right!?
>>
How do I get good at pvp again? I haven't played in forever and I'm just terrible
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>>125723680
Play Aura Tempest as a minimum height femsura
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>>125722692
!

Destroy that crystal and this room is done for, I don't think you can even comprehend the amount NOR quality of these mary-sue engineering devices, made by Scarlet.
>>
i want to pat an random industry femsura
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>>125723887
> I don't think you can even comprehend the amount NOR quality of these mary-sue engineering devices

You're right, I can't! Thus I don't care about them at all.

You had your chance and now your guild is dead. Maybe you didn't care about HOPE as much as I thought. I'll have to find something more dear to you next...
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I want to redefine the industry for which the true industrious RAT is employed
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>>125725481
Fuck, I didn't realize I was dealing with a terrorist... this will require... a different colored wig
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>>125726125
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>>125726125
A-ANNOOOOOONNNN PLLEEEEEEASE!!!!
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>>125722479
W-what?
>>
>tfw no qt femcharr wife
why live?
>>
>>125726981
To get a qt femcharr wife, obviously. Can't do that if you're dead.
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>frecklevari
>>
I don't quite understand what luck is.

Should I use my luck consumables as soon as i get them? If it is just an ever increasing value, is it possible to lose luck?
>>
>>125727438
Luck increases your account wide magic find. The only other use for luck is a few crafting recipes that I don't recall and some guildhall upgrades.
>>
>>125727438
Experience towards increasing your account magic find essentially, yes, yes, no.
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>>125727438
Use them. In theory you get better drops from kills the higher your magic find is. It's slightly noticeable at the highest levels. Otherwise it's a placebo.
>>
>>125720208
>No pregnancy waifu
What was that 3 sigil ele that ran around TC's DR with GWAMM. She was vocally all over that pregnancy RP.
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>>125727738
Post logs so I can learn about this fertile breeding maiden.
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>>125725481
Look you fuck, I had to sacrifice at least 4 full ascended revenants just to bring that crystal back to life.

I am tied to HOPE, if it dies I die, and I can't let that happen, I'm not through with my journey, not yet.

I'd like to see what you have in store for me next, mystery bomber.
>>
Am I a filthy FHD slut for having five different guilds for five different purposes? I have one for:
1. comfy casual mapchat
2. raiding
3. small WvWing
4. big WvWing
5. RP

I never commit to any of them.
>>
>>125728054
Could you guys confine your RP in game, thanks.
>>
>>125728054
>if we kill Dros, HOPE will die
Armor up, boys. We have our target
>>
>>125728054
Why don't you want HOPE to die?
>>
>>125728398
No, but you're failing at life if you don't have a personal guild bank.
>>
>>125728540
it has a lot of nice people in it, quite a few have said they would have quit if it weren't for HOPE and I don't think you can get this kind of guild experience elsewhere
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>>125728985
I love drosera
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>>125728985
>I don't think you can get this kind of guild experience elsewhere
Thank the Six. One is already too many.
>>
>>125728985
I'd have been happy to see some of them quit.
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>>125729198
Hi vorp
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Feed me compliments!
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>>125728985
> I don't think you can get this kind of guild experience elsewhere
Good
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>>125730569
Show us your brand new TMK and let us know when you're ready to use it!
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>>125730569
ur gud lol
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>>125730569
If this were 6 months ago, you would have met the bare minimum for zerk speedruns for dungeons. Congrats!
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>>125730670
Here it is!
I'm ready to use it!

>>125730735
Thanks! You're really ugly though.

>>125730780
I'm excited!
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>>125730569
Good job, anon. Keep at it.
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>>125730569
You're beautiful and I love you.
>>
>>125730989
>Thanks! You're really ugly though.
Pfffftpfkpffjkkek-
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>>125727280
>you will never say something lewd and make a frecklevari blush
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>>125730989
>Thanks! You're really ugly though.
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>>125731719
delete that picture right meow
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>>125731719
frecklevari will never ERP with me
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>25g for Cultural Leg 3

Fucking hell, I just want the slutty Heavy legs for my Nornfu
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>>125730735
>tfw you'll never have a threesome with dros and kittdais fhds in that pic
>you'll never make them your two little cum sluts begging for your cock

can this happen?
>>
>>125732126

It happened to me.
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>>125731719
This is the only character I haven't changed at all
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>>125687687
>>125687687
>>125687687
>>125687687
>>125687687

You fucking retards get the OP right ONE single time before going and fucking it up and forgetting /gw2g/ in the title again
whoever you are that made this OP you're a fucking retards
kill yourself never make these again the other people are doing it better
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>>125732578
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where is the other one now?
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>>125732649
>not pictured: my dick
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>>125730989
1v1 salma m8 I'll wrek ya
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> dislike the idea of joining a normie monolith guild that's really impersonal and also full of people who still make "the cake is a lie" jokes
> don't want to join HOPE or DORF or any of the other 4chan affiliated guilds because I know they're full of bitter, unpleasant assholes
> the one guild I was in that was the perfect medium got nixed

Fucking suffering.
>>
>>125733459
The only thing you're capable of wrecking is your own sense of taste.
>rats ever
>rats in multitude
>rats trying to be fucking memes
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>>125732578
Avatarfagging is reportable, anon.
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>>125733860
Your one mistake:
>meme rats
>having to try to be memes
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>>125733860
Yes, rats
You anons promised there would be peace, yesterday
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What legs is this Norn in the front wearing?
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Why do I even bother going on reddit anymore. I only ever see dipshits complaining about fractals while their PR are barely at 70 post patch and 1-50 pre-patch. Every single time I try to start a discussion I get downvoted to hell while posts talking about nerfing fractals even further or nerfing raids go through roofs in upvotes.
>"MUH FRACTAL VARIETY"
>"NO GROUP RUNNING X OR XX LEVEL BECAUSE OF SPEED"
Well if you don't have enough patience to wait for a fucking group then don't complain about people looking to be time efficient.
I guess it's time to look at rat posts from now on.
>>
>>125734315
I think it's carapace
>>
>>125734398
Kill yourself, redditfag.
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>>125734585
magitech
>>
>>125734146
Posting in just a few threads does not make them memes
>>125734234
I didn't promise anything, I don't give a shit what the other anons say.
Only degenerates want to see your ugly rats.
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>>125734686
>>125734585
Thanks nigs
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>>125734705
>Only degenerates want to see your ugly rats.
...where do you think you are?
>>
>>125734705
That Morrifag has posted his shitty rat in the nearly every thread since he bought a fucking tmk. All rats are memes
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>>125734670
It's all ok
I'll be a full time 4chan fag now
>>
>>125734096
hmmm
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>>125732501
Definitely a salad slut.
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>>125735351

There is literally nothing wrong with being a slut.
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>>125735430
Don't lie.
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>>125735430
That's a load of propganda
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>>125728054
>>125690362
I struck at HOPE's heart and now I'll strike at its spirit. This is but one of many HOPE femsuras that will be gassed if you refuse to see reason.
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>>125735745
Flunkky is disposable. Your threats fall on deaf ears.
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give me the chemist
i will protect her in ways hope cannot
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They're catching on
>>
I am the rat queen
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Are the Tyria precursors you get from the collections bound to you or can you mail them ?
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kucki fluusi whoopi doopi
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>>125736481
Not bound.
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>>125736854
That's great
I'm glad I'll have a nice gift for my wife

Thanks mate
>>
Necro is good now, right?

Whats the WEAPON META now? Staff / D+D?
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>>125736975
NP.

>>125737101
GS with d/w on swap.
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>>125736652
....limehair?
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whisper me jeff vann if ur a white haired fhd
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>>125737261
Well, I need to get to Reaper first, but that won't take long. Got 250 Tomes.
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am I doing it right
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>>125737618
I puked in my mouth.
>>
>Rox's Quiver on sale never
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Look at this busta.
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>>125737618
yes.
>>
fucking asshole cucks, all you scum dicks do all day is chant senpai and ree all day in the god damn guild chat, go fuckin drink droseras duck butter between his grundle and shut your god damn faces
>>
>>125738041
fuck off fluusi
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>>125737678
It's been on sale like a dozen times.
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>>125738151
I would have made up something a bit funnier than that uninspired shit post, anon

wasn't me
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Duuuude.

Duuuuuuude.

Gimme sommo dat elonian herb mix.

DUUUUUUUDE.
>>
>>125738404
fuck off kuck
>>
>>125738404
KILL YOURSELF FAGRAT
>>
another thread ruined by HOPE, why do i even bother checking this thread
>>
>>125738610
you love it enough to keep coming back
>>
>>125737618
*pats*
>>
HOPE is such a dumb guild. Why am I apart of it anyway?
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>>125712079
Hi.
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>>125738404
lolol
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>>125738983
farts
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>>125738987
Hi ^^
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>>125737840
That was a great performance by the meme man himself.
>>
Does anyone know when Wintersday ends? I'm at 2.5k drinks at a somewhat leisurely pace, been about 3-4 days?
>>
>>125738326

Well, it's not on sale now. That's what matters.
>>
>>125739158

Jan 12th
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>>125738987
Are you a slut?
>>
Can you people stop namedropping me? Thanks in advance!
>>
fuck me
>>
>>125739414
depends, who are you?
>>
>>125739158
They posted that the drink achievement would last all year, but do keep in mind that the price would eventually increase. If you weren't aware.
>>
>>125739543
Whisp me in game Witchhunter Kerrick.
>>
>>125728416
Naw, this is actual original content about the game that's amusing to read.
>>
>>125739629

That's a cheesy name pal.
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So I was sleeping until I realized I needed that orphan karma

Feelsbad
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>>125739589
Naturally.

JP needs WAY more instances, I can get 12-13 per fresh map so I think thats the most effective gift farm for me.
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>kicked from party for playing ele

wow when are they going to amke this class as good as getting in the stacks as ranger and mesmer xP guild wars too x:PPP
>>
>>125735029
It's funny, this general is the only one I've read that is so cancerous it made me go and read reddit.
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>>125712079
I wonder why people get so worked up over this hair
>>
>>125740131
but I'm bara
>>
>>125740131
bara why is your resolution so shit?

I swear, all these memerat fucks play on potatoes
>>
>>125740404
ok ya
>>
>>125740131
bara bara

this is a bara post

bara made this post

bara is a tasmanian abo

he sniffs petrol and goes to the centrelink cause he's a subhuman abo

bara post bara post

this is a post made by bara

bara made this post

B A R A P O S T

A

R

A

P

O

S

T

whisper Cold for legendaries
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>>125740816
woah simmer down there lad ok
>>
>>125741240
barap ost
>>
This is a Kittdai post.
>>
>>125739943
*pats* u will b okay anon
>>
>>125740134
I might go back there but I won't post anymore for sure. Just gonna watch them circlejerk about toughness > skill and muh fractals
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It never occurred to me Zodiac can be applied piece by piece.

It actually doesn't look that bad when you just use the Chest + Legs
>>
>>125741617
Post? Maybe this is one of those nasty rumours you hear but don't you need to sign up for that shit?
>>
3 weeks of wiping at Gorseval with this garbage shit team. Don't know who the bads are and can't do anything about it anyway. Left the team.

Is the NA /vg/ guild not shit at raids and if they're not shit do they take random guild members?
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>>125741786
>3 weeks

jesus christ anon i'm sorry
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>>125738404
I can... I can see forever...
>>
I'm going to namedrop the whole guild
>>
>>125742237
Fluusi
>>
>>125741786
Unsure about NA, but most decent groups, even a pretty large number of PUGs beat the raid in their entirety. Find a different one if that one isn't working out for you.

>>125742237
Have fun.
>>
>>125741354
speaking of bara, what's that [BARA] guild about?
>>
>>125742039
Well I've already killed Gorseval and Sabetha by getting the chance to join non-shit groups, but I'd like to get more than 1 kill. Also it would be nice if I didn't have to join random VG pugs for 30 wipes just to max out magnetite shards.
>>
>>125741617
> toughness > skill
are you talking about pvp? if that's the case than it's pretty much a valid statement.

> muh fractals
fractals is shit now, it was better before hot, and it was shit then. they nerfed the rewards and made it even more trivial by reducing the damage the enemies dealt (the hard but enjoyable part of fractals, having to use active defense), and boosting the toughness and hp. the only difficulty in that is trying to stay awake.

>just gunna watch them
go for it, but don't come back here with your cancerous superiority complex
>>
>>125742395
I did. Namedrop over.
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>>125742397
my fan club
>>
>>125742397
Musky gay mcharr guild. Whisper Cold for an invite.
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>>125741695
>zodiac

I agree zodiac looks pretty neat
>>
>>125742341
fuck fluusi
>>
>>125741786
maybe you are the problem
>>
>>125743105

you look like your body is made of cum and your armor is grapes
>>
>>125742710
I'm talking about PvE
Fractals and raids to be specific
>>
>>125737840
fucking credit card warrior
>>
>>125738385
fuckyou fluusi
>>
>>125743273
your cum is blue?
>>
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>>125743553
>>
FUCKING CREDIT CARD W ARRIORS
AND FUCKING FEMALE GRILL GAMERS
GIT OUT OF MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
laugh it up fluusi
>>
CREDIT CARD W ARRIORS GET OUT
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Why would anyone do this btw
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>>125744081
fluusi go get a life you cuck
>>
>>125744081
EPIC NAMEDROP
>>
>>125744081
>no venomblade

you'll get past VG at least
>>
>>125744435
RETARD ALERT
DING DING DING
>>
>>125744494
drop your epic nametag shitshank?
>>
>tfw you get the A team to all report venomblade whenever he says anything remotely offensive so we dont have to deal with him begging for gors kills

enjoy your two day ban?
>>
>>125744559
>>125744861
nice mems
>>
>>125744195
Probably some casual /b/tard that doesn't know the rest of 4chan exists.
>>
>>125744893
poopturd post
>>
>>125745116
dorfpost
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Reminder that the royal terrace pass is better than the flying turdship

NEVER EVER
will your shitty flying turd EVER get any holiday themes while DR gets THEMED and ALL THE EVENTS inside of it.

Terrace>double loading screen shitp
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nobody fucking cares about your shitty guild rivalry because neither of these guilds are relevant because there is nothing in this game that you can achieve to distinguish yourself
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EclTTlEr9o

Venomblade's voice, what a shitter
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>>125745608
>double loading screen
So you've never actually been to the airship, have you.
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>>125745265
kuck post
enjoy getting kucked by dylan while watching him get kucked by grelom.

doublekuck shitshank
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>>125745608
Ebonhawke > Both

Less populated, free, lower loading times.
Has everything but the MF and unique vendors.

Bank, TP, crafting stations, all lined up next to each other.
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>>125745880
Gendarren loading time is comparable to Ebonhawke, and the airship services are more tightly grouped. But you're definitely right on the "FREE" part, that's hard to beat.
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>>125745880
How is it free?
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>>125745794
Venom has nothing to do with those two people
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>>125744195
>pol guild
>character is bascially black

Ben "Pull the Trigger on Every Nigger" Garrison would disapprove.
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>>125745608
thanks good post om knee
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>>125746139
More free than the gemstore passes I guess.
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I'm going to sleep!
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>>125746139
Free as in no gem expenditure. 3s to travel to it from LA, or through the portal in DR is insignificant compared to the sum you pay for the terrace and airship passes. Provides a similar amount of ease with the TP and bank next to each other, along with the crafting stations.

You can use the PvP lobby as well for bank/TP access next to each other, exiting that through the PvP interface lands you back at the place you entered it. You mostly want to use Ebonhawke if you're crafting, since it's less moving around between the TP and crafting stations than other hubs.
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>>125746978
I hope Ebonhawke gets used as a major city in the Kralk expansion
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>>125747103
Probably will unless there's a town very close to it, and even then it would be in shambles. The guards at the gate kinda suggest there's nothing past it for a while.
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>>125747103
>Expanisons been out for 2 months
>Already talking about next expansion

why even bother
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>>125746949
night
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>>125747626
It's obvious there is going to be a living story - expansion - living story - expansion pattern now
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>gain 2 points in pvp
>next match some mexican necro doesn't join until half way through and lose 2 points
Fucking beaners. Fuck Anet for this retarded "progression" system in the fucking leagues.
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Fear me peasants, the minionmancer has arrived
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So, has anyone else managed to access the new hairstyles as well?
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Wait
Are the precursor collections once per account ?
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>>125749258
Yes.
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>>125749298
Well Jesus Christ
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>>125749660
What's the issue? Did you really want to go through the slog of crafting a particular precursor more than once?
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>>125750096
No, well, yes
Once for my wife and once for me.

I guess I can do it on her account though it's a bit lame for a surprise
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>>125750407
does you're wife's son play with you as well?
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Being a necromancer makes everything funnier. If I was some random robber armed with a single dagger and saw 8 undead abominations bullrushing me I'd probably wouldn't be confident enough to stand my ground and let out boastful taunts.

Necromancer Asura is a pretty nice combination too, I don't feel like I'm an edgy Hot Topic, rather just a roight cheeky bastard with an extremely amoral view of it all, making jokes and doing it for science. Plus as a rat I get like, 4 rats
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>>125750537
No but her BBC lover does.
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>>125750537
No
We don't have any kids yet

G'night /gw2g folks
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>>125750810
bye cuck
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why did I grind out legendary crafting mastery when I have no gold

What the fuck am I doing
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>>125751008
It just sort of happened for me after topping off fractal and autoloot masteries.
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guys my wife is on a business trip to Detroit, but she said while shes gone I should get her the wintersday achieves but this fucking 10k drinks is killing me
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>>125751369
why arent you on a buisness trip so we dont have to hear about your first world problems.
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>>125751369
>Business trip
>Detroit
lol, she's cucking you with some of the last remaining niggers living in that shithole and you don't realize it yet.
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>>125751518
because i'm not a cu ck and not going to watch her
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>>125751518
because she needs me to stay home and take care of her children

>>125751763
stop shitposting and tell me the easiest way to get these fucking drinks!
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>>125751873
Nice one fluusi
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>>125751885
spend hundreds of gold on the tp :^)
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*pats qt comfy femsuras*
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>>125752038
rex gaywalker
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>>125751885
Blow all her gold on the TP. She told you to get the achievements like a good little cuck afterall.

Now it's jugging down virtual drinks for achievements but soon you'll be slurping up nigger cum from her deformed cunt.
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>>125751885
Getting the cheapest one through listings in the coming week or so, halfway through the end. They'll be at bottom price during that time.
You can also grind out the bell choir or JP if you have the time.

There is no "easy" way, only quicker and with more gold spent.
The achievement won't go away after the event, the price will just go up steeply.
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see this, what do
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I wonder if Jeff would approve...
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:)
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>>125752462
Don't whisper me, Jeff Vann
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>>125752487
That's a very festivari comfy!
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>>125752535
But it's a FHD!
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>>125752573
I said don't whisper me, Jeff Vann.
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>>125752672
Why not?
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>>125752553
thnx anon, i agree. I'm making some tough decisions now!
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>>125752462
Jeff Vann dosnt like ugly FHD's
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>>125752887
how do i make her pretty? legit tips pls
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>>125752756
make him sasuke uchiha
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>>125752968
who is that :o
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>>125753023
The edgy tweeny boy from Naruto that gets cucked all the time by the fat blonde kid.
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>>125753061
nice meme kid
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>>125752954
how about you ask /terag/ turd
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>>125753061
I remember watching naruto when I was 14, like 10 years ago. Dont tell me it is still airing pls
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>>125753454
>tfw all me
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Anyone want to fill up my "F"HDs poopers?
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>>125753754
Stop anon its not me
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>>125752756
I think I liked it better when his skin was lighter. Maybe try a paler green or yellow
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>>125753867
good idea, im gonna keep him as he is for now.
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/shrug
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>>125753817
No, of course not, babe. I picture you on the carpet made from a gutted Charr I just murdered, patiently bent over, ass up and arms down. "My shitter." you tell me, "Right in my shitter." repeating, as I plunge my manmeat 12 inches down into you, hitting that cervix.
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>tfw no femsalad to tombstone piledrive you into the ground, shattering your spine and ending your misery
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>>125755370
anon pls... u should cook urself a comfy omelette and enjoy ur warm meal then get snuggled up in bed for a nice sleep
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>>125754742
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>>125756106
who is the cute pink rat?
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how the fuck are you still awake HOPE? you have middle school to attend to tommorow
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>>125756269
Hahahaha so funny XDDD. Upvoted!
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Will gift prices drop? Been selling farming and selling them right now since I figure prices tend to be higher during the start of events
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>>125756290
Butthurt HOPEfag detected. Keep your shitposts to Discord please.
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>>125756394
They will once demand for the drinks drops, which will take a while.
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What's the fastest way to level right now besides tomes/crafting?
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>>125756520
tomes and crafting
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I've just been playing warrior, and every game where someone says "why you play warrior gg" I afk.

It is literally THE MOST fun you can have in pvp right now.
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>>125757341
>tfw playing Mace Stun + Head Butt Warrior
>it's shit 99% of the time, but when it's not I get 11s of stun and 100babbies+axe5 spam
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>ctrl+f (you)
>76
I run this place
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>>125757985
>Ctrl+F "Fluusi"
>29 (now 30) results
nah son
you're just some nobody
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tfw this game and the people your play with are keeping you alive
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>>125758058
Who cares about namedrops, its all about the bait posts dear newfriend
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>>125758138
>tfw not really friends with anyone in game despite being in a decently sized guild
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>>125758162
wow so bait, much epic ;]
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>>125758058
>>125758138
>>125758162

both of you combined can't beat kittdais influence on the general desu senpai
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>>125758706
Of course not, Rexxie would have to pass away first.
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>chilling in the Royal Terrace
>notice I can hear the roleplayers in the Ossan Quarter Tavern

damn yo
money well spent
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>tfw single on wintersday while long-time couples are busy frolicking about the snow
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>>125758548
>tfw contact with your friends dies down and despite getting along well with one person from your relatively big guild, you become socially and emotionally dependant on that person

Feels fucking terrible and I think the other person probably doesn't appreciate it either.
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>>125757341
>why you play warrior gg

I think the worst thing about this game is how insufferably terrible it's community is

But don't worry! gw2 best game community! reddit told me so!
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>>125759392
Don't become emotionally dependent on people that don't want to be your waifu.
Or just don't become emotionally dependent on people, but... well, someone like you can't help that.
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>>125759832
Thank you.
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EU waking up, prepare for actual game discussion
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Who is this kittdai person? Is he cute?
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>>125760391
yea she is
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>>125760301
Found you :))
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What's a good skin color for Msura? I used to go all the way to the top right, and then go to the left 4, but now I'm not so sure
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>>125760547
femcharr
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>>125758058
>>125757985
>CTRL+F "Brick Face"
No one again.
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>enter a new area
>discover all the jumping puzzles, help all the merchants, do events, etc. and 100% the area
>do the personal story
>enter a new area
>discover all the jumping puzzzzzzzzzz

Oh my god why am I so bored? I don't even know why I am. This should be much less boring than normal quest hub MMOs. Please tell me this gets better later on and I just have a hurdle to overcome before it stops being boring.
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>>125760547
i quite like the green colour coupled with chest-nut brown eyes and dark hair.
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>>125760929
I hate how hard it seems to be to make a nice looking non-fishy male asura. Female it's so easy but the male faces all seem bleh
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>>125760497
Pic???
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>>125761212
Yeah I agree... I was looking thru the faces 2 nights ago thinking about making a change, but none of them feel comfortable, so I ended up using my tmk on my sylvari instead to make some change.s
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>>125761861
I deeply respect anyone that rocks an Asura and makes it work. I just really love the animations, the reactions, the quotes! But the only face I'm fine with has no real flexibility to it and I still find myself having some gripes with it.

Like, look how happy he looks? But at the same time, it's that tired happy, where he puts a smile on but really just wants to go home and sleep
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>>125761963
Yeah, that face sadly looks aged pre-maturely. The dark lines, the sorta odd complexion, and the general feel of it is not comfortable (imo).


I use a simple face on both my asurans, tweaked different for each, and I'm content with it.
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femsura pounding a tied up femnorn thief with a strap on dildo after catching her at night stealing away wintersday presents
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>>125762363
A double cheeseburger, small cheese fries and a room temperature bottle of water
If we're both talking about things we want right now
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>>125762363
>norn thieves
Your fantasy sucks.
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>>125762421
yes please
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>>125762521
>norns can't be thieves, they're too clumsy and big!


norn thieves must be the richest criminals in tyria, nobody suspects them
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Why are pedos still playing this game? Don't you have tera? Are you attracted to ugly gremlin children?
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>>125761212
>>125761861
>>125761963
>>125762319

Opened a TMK on my fsura to check it out, and I think I agree. While the bottom row of this image is just pure "why the fuck are these male faces and why are they in the game in the first place", the top row is decent, I suppose. They're all with the sliders the fsura had, just a different hairstyle and face.

Try mucking around with the skin tone, for humans too, I've found that it does wonders.
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>>125762880
Shut it nerd.
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>>125762949
Just only noticed I put one image in twice, missing one. Eh.

>>125762880
The characters are pretty fun, being attracted to them is an entirely different matter. I main a Human, regardless.
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>>125762880
I want to fuck freaky aliens, not little kids.
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>>125762880
If I liked kids, I'd play Tera.

I like shortstacks, so I play gw2.
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>>125762880
>asura
>anywhere near similar to elin, lalafell, or real life children
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>>125763403
...people don't fap to lalas, right?
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>>125763273
>>125763126
>>125763403
So you're admitting you only play because of sexual attraction?

You realise there are actual porn games out there? Why not play second life or something, you can't even sit in fucking chairs in gw2
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>>125763541
i get to play the game
i get to fuck rats on the side
what's the problem here?
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>>125763525
Nigga, people fap to everything in existence.
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>>125763541
What's wrong with having fun playing a game while being turned on?
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>>125763628
do lala-fappers deny being pedos? because that's an even harder one to deny than elins
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>>125763643
>>125763601
everything
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any guilds looking for people?
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>>125763721
>>125687831
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>>125763721
Plenty of them.

If you want to join a /vg/ guild, you'll be bombarded by shitposters with three different copypastas in a moment.
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>>125763669
Fucked if I know.
There're plenty of them out there, as with every group in existence. They have different players in them, much like not every Asura player being one that has sexual appeal in them.

I personally think almost all Charr players are furfags by now, though.
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>>125762949
Tbh, I'm shit at slider-fu and I swear that this is the most difficult race I've ever had to work with. I don't like Chinese aesthetics but I could find some enjoyment in Blade and Souls character creation

But M.Sura is kicking my posterior.
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>>125763921
This is why everyone plays femsura, even the ones that want to lay pipe.
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>>125763921
I'm bored as shit right now, I can give it a shot and give you sliders to faces I make.
What are you shooting for? Looks/colour/hair/other-wise?

>>125763990
Suppose so.
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I'm starting to get the point where I can buy two ascended rings from fractals but on the wiki it says you can't equip two of the same ring so can't have like two with an offensive infusion slot so does that mean I should buy one offensive and one utility or what? The meta guide doesn't specify it just says "berserker trinkets".
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>>125764076
Buy one offensive and one defensive, and utility slot on the amulet.
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>>125764076
Berserker means having Power/Precision/Ferocity with Power as main stat. You can get one Defensive infusion slot and one Offensive, or, if you don't really care for 70+ Fractals, you can get one Infused and one uninfused version of the same ring, since you can wear them both, then.
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>>125764096
>>125764191
Okay cool, thanks. Since I don't have anything to infuse the ring I'll have to get defensive and I'll probably want to do 70+ anyway.
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>>125763990
I still play msura...
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>>125764470
well you sure as hell aren't laying pipe on your msura now are you?
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>>125764024
Well, I'm not a fan of the neon hair colors, I'd love for him to somehow look happy but if that's not possible make him at least not look rude?

I'm a huge fan of the droopy ears but if it wouldn't fit the face that's fine.

This is what I'm rolling with for a while now, just because it was like 3 1 hour sessions over 3 days of messing around. Not a real big fan leaving large portions of the scalp exposed and I really, really don't want to look like a fish.

Like, you look great in that picture, the face is smooth and the proportions of the eyes are balanced and it just looks good, but I'm terrible at describing.
I at least will highly respect what you put out, friend.
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>>125764558
no i prefer to do that irl.
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>>125764591
I'm personally not a fan of coloured eyes, but I can set it to one if you'd want it like that.

How do you think it looks, so far? What do you want changed, what needs tweaking, what can stay?

Don't hesitate to hold back on critique, I won't take it personally.
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>>125765207
Maybe it's the slant, but the eyes seem oddly feminine?
And, maybe it's just the angle with the skin color but the face almost seems bunched up a bit? Or maybe the mouth seems very low.
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>>125765635
It're mostly the lack of cheekbones and pronounced eyelash-looking shading that's causing that, I'd say. Changing that and making the eyes wider makes him look a bit more like a crazy guy, with the tiny pupils on this face, even maxed out.
Tried making the jaw a bit lower, if that's better.

Can also try a different face, instead. Fourth one on the top row from >>125762949 , if you'd prefer that.
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When the fuck is the Phalanx skin going on sale again?
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>>125765907
>>125765635
Different skin colours and patterns also make a difference, and tweaking the smaller bits yourself might also help, I think.

>>125766008
Considering they had the sales a few months ago, it'll still take a long while. I was glad I could finally pick up Rox' Quiver after nearly two years.
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>>125765907
The lower jaw definitely seems to be an improvement to me, personally. If you feel like a fresh face may bring you better attempts by all means go for it. I am quite excited to see how it goes
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>>125766185
I picked the first face because it was the most-smiling out of the lineup, I think this is the best alternative before delving into either the malformed babyfaces and really grumpy/wrinkly old faces.
Keep in mind that these are all screenshots, and idle characters constantly open/close their mouths in their idle animation. It's why the sideview in this image makes him look grumpy as well, because of the teeth slightly showing, and his jaw still being in a high position.

Is this an improvement? Changes?
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>>125766542
Tough to say. Really been thinking this one over. It's less smiley, and also looks a bit more like what I picture someone would think of as the "average" asuran. Not upbeat, not downtrodden or old, just, an Asuran. Feel like the original face was something I enjoyed more, with maybe a different eye color which may help tone down the mild...crazy feel? It has.
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>>125766906
Well, here you go.
Set your Interface Size to the highest settings before using the TMK, so you can move the sliders with a bit more sensitivity, reproduce it better. I think it's best if you try the last few tweaks and changes in eye/hair colour yourself, and it keeps me from clogging up the thread with these images. I'm willing to help again if you get stuck, though.

Post the finished image when you're done with it, I'm curious to see how it turns out!
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I dont understand what to do, im 80, i have the full set of exotic gear....what now? Quit?
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>>125767772
Yeah you beat the game on your toasted, goodbye
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>>125767772
Get a sense of fashion and play the True Endgame.

Ascended is higher, do Fractals, find a group to do things with, play map completion, or whatever.
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>>125767837

>>125767909
But the stats ascended gives in comparison to exotic + time wasted in miniscule, not including the fact that gear gets scaled down making it worthless.
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>>125768109
Scaledown doesn't matter if you're doing endgame content. 'cause you don't get scaled down.
This is an MMORPG, the entire point is stat improvement. Find something to do in the game that entertains you, or find something else to play, really.
>>
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>>125767772
There's not really any gear treadmill in endgame gw2 aside from the ascended grind. You pretty much just play for fun. World events, fractals, dungeons, play the trading post, guild missions, raid, legendary grind, world completion, story, get fancy looking gear sets that you like.
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>>125767225
Maybe a different skin color, but I kinda like these two hair styles
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>>125768301
Edgelord and Edgelady?
Refer to the first part of >>125767909
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>>125768237
>Find something else to play
Done, fucking over this shitty game with the same stat gear since the game got released, stay ignorant you sheep
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>>125768383
Those are pretty neat! I stuck with the hair you had on, but those are pretty nice. I'd suggest a soft brown if you're going for the second hairstyle.
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>>125768508
Enjoy your facebook game!
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>>125768508
If gear treadmilling is what you want, why aren't you even attempting to get the max gear here, then? Right now you're just shilling other shit and contradicting yourself in the same post.
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>>125768526
Was curious to see how it'd do with white eyes on the brown. I'd stick with blue on the blond. Tough decision but it's a breath of fresh air, I'd rather not have 3 sameface msuras
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>>125768508
>be autistic sperg
>shit on random people for no reason
>get kicked from HOPE
>get kicked from FUN
>get kicked from DORF
>wah wah no content shit game
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>>125768508
Enjoy your reddit game
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>>125768752
Neat! I think he turned out really cute. I like the new curly hair on Asura, even though it feels a bit out-of-place.

>>125768842
We know this guy in FUN?
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>>125768953
>>125768752
You two make me happy. Was fun seeing the development of the character!
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>>125769043
It was all them, I just gave my very vague input and hoped it would work out It did and I love it


I did however stay up really late to see this come out well so now I'm going to fall face first onto my bed and sleep.


Sorta like this, only less dramatic
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>>125769328
Oh no he died already..
:c
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>>125769328
lol, i'm happy for you! Have a good sleep anon c:
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>>125769401
Fuck off
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>>125769846
Rude.
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A new min-size femsura comes to the thread to Cute post !!
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I thought you guys were kidding about sparkle fhds
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>>125770543
But she doesn't have a maxed set of wings and Bifrost. Her armour is black, too.
Also, fuck. All that equipment value together might just be enough to buy two chairs and a table.
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>>125770680
>might just be enough to buy two chairs and a table.
heyoooooo!
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>>125764442
If you become rich enough to afford an AR infusion that actually makes the "defensive" caveat matter, congratulations. Don't sweat having some "defensive" trinkets.
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>>125768508
That looks awful on a number of different levels.

Also this
>the same stat gear since the game got released
is wrong.
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anyone else getting festive this year?
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>>125775558
>rats
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>>125775558
Not particularily festive, but very comfy!
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>>125775792
I do have an optional comfy mode
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>>125775558
I want to do lewd things to this rat. Very lewd things that I cannot say on this thread actually.
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>>125776185
well she is in DN so there is a possibility
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>>125776296
Wow that sounds like slander,anon. She looks very qt and like a character from Twilight Princess!
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>>125776185
>>125776712
fuck off freak
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>>125776913
Shut up slut.
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>>125777008
make me...
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>>125777054
You wont be able to walk for a week when I am through with you.
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>>125777207
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>>125776913
>>125777008
>>125777054
>>125777207
>title
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>>125777557
I will find you and do many unspeakable actions to your writhing body, mouse.
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You guys are gonna make the gas the rats crowd long for the days when it was just occasional earposting.
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>>125781691
It's not been that much inneccesant spam, really.
I still think I was helping out someone with remaking their asura.

Meh.
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>>125781937
No, sorry, even as a ratfucker, I gotta admit it's spam.
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>>125782015
Eh, it can get janitor'd regardless. Served its purpose.
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I need music anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFGfUOnsqEw
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>>125782187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L1IUyw-h-o
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>>125767909
Speaking if fashion endgame, I want sparklewings for my paladin but grinding through traditional pvp is fucking awful.
Did they end up fixing the stronghold missions yet or should I lurk back to my erp and fashion barbie princess?
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>>125782187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10yrPDf92hY
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>>125782752
Stronghold works again, and some people have attested that it's far quicker to do through that.

Get a specialized build and cheese the matches with at least two other friends, and you'll blitz up the ranks in no time.
It'll save you retarded-ass matchfixing, too.
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>>125774901
her name used to be Other Necro, but I wanted to give her a real name and based it off that
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berserker and dragonhunter are the cure to the cancer
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>>125783251
Dragonhunter /is/ the cancer, Anon.
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>>125783119
You can't be a true tryhard/cool kid unless you have a short name with no surname!
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>>125783251

I thought they had a trait where traps could bleed, but I was wrong. It could have been fun on top of the burning
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>>125782187
Here you gaywad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dqgr0wNyPo
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>>125784272
They have traps that can daze. Stack them and you give people 4 full seconds of pure "fuck you and any chance of avoiding damage"
More condition on top that would be even more retarded.
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Can you use the Winter Presence with the Winter Explorer outfit? So I can be a snowy Ice Climber 24/7
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>>125784706
No.
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>>125784756
Anet and their wasted potential does it again.
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>>125784562
but it allows you to kill the bunkers since they're stunlocked
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>>125784272
>>125784562
The bleeding traps trait was turned into the dazing traps trait, killing any real condi DH build before HoT was even released and giving them that unblockable daze by dropping Test of Faith.

Fun stuff.
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>>125783050
What triple threat build would you advise?
I already heard defense is great and healing the bosses is mad important.
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>>125785107
It also allows you to kill every other class and has no counterplay whatsoever.

>inb4 someone goes "hurr durr dont stand in the traps then"

They're invisible, and if the core of PvP is capping points, then that is no better than bunker mesmers/elementalists solofucking a point.


>>125785531
I'm not knowledgable about that in detail, I've only heard success stories. Only really do Conquest nowadays.
For the largest part it comes down to Mesmer's Evade well when bombs are being thrown, supermobile and Quickness to constantly spew out supply, and having some stupid build make your guards/lord invincible/constantly turbohealing is core.
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>>125775558
I am, indeed. c:
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>>125784857
to be fair, it's like that with any outfit though. it's a shoulder skin so it gets overwitten when you use an outfit
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>>125784857
whats really wasted, is that you can't use the scarf and the winter's presence at the same time
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>>125786251
My favourite festive season.
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>>125785726
>and has no counterplay
but stability exists, anon
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>>125786426
This. This is so true. Whats more wasted is that you cant use winter's presence, nightfury, scarf, winter explorer and bunny ears at the same time
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>>125785726
Yeah I play bunker guardian and just full heal the lord near the end of the game and claim victory .

I noticed our teams victory count skyrocketed once my mesmer friend went full bunker and just kept collecting the heroes/supply.

Keeping the trebuchet is mad important too.
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>>125786750
It must be early if my vocab is this repetitive. Christ.
Thanks for the info though. Ill be trying it out tonight
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>>125786650
On one hand, anet protects us from having to look at an utter faggot dressed like that. On the other hand, wings.
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>>125786967
GW2 literally has gloving charrs with flaming dildos and wings right now what can be worse than that?
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>>125787061
You.
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>>125788363
Ur mom
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>>125787182
>female has flipped asymmetry on outfit's sleeves from male

Well that's coo-

>boob window
>on a charr

Anet fucking why. There's NOTHING TO SHOW there.
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I wanna bully a reflective-hair femsura!
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>>125790271
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>>125790710
Because she is cute. Everyone knows you need to bully cute things!!
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>>125790945
Can't argue with that logic.
Do your worst, I'm bored out of my mind right now, anyways.
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do yopu get more profit from selling gifts, or opening and selling the content?
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>>125791659
Nice trip.

For the time being, go for the convenience of selling the gifts through a 10s listing each. The RNG involved is what makes that average a bit messed up.
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>>125791659
also, i was going to go for the festive Imbiber,,, but considering im not rich, i suppose its not worth? it seems next to impossible

>>125791861
tho its barely 9s anymopre its at 8,45
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>>125791219
I am going to hold you down against the cold pavement, strip you of your attire, and do lewd things to your naked body.
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Are Burn Guardians shit at higher levels of play (not necessarily the HIGHEST level) ?

Because I'm actually having a lot of fun and decent success with it and it's hilarious watching peoeple trying to run around and out-MLG me with their sweet moves and teleports when they already have a million stacks of burning on them grinding them down.
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>>125792124
I don't think bullying works like that, Anon.
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>>125785531
Elementalist doorbreaker escort, Necromancer point fighter/controller, Druid escort/point fighter, Dragonhunter glass cheese

Those are the four top-tier Stronghold builds right now, at least according to Reddit

>>125792205
Honestly, a lot of builds would be viable right now if it weren't for the awful bunker meta invalidating everything else
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anyone want to gift me like... 9,600 drinks? :U cause fuck.. i wont make it
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>>125792528
The drink cheevo will be around all year long.
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>>125792528

What's this drink thing people are constantly talking about?

I've been selling all the things I'm getting from the gifts
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>>125792751
but how will i get the drinks then? :U
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>>125792751
Price will spike steeply after the Wintersday event, though. There'll be no supply left, and still demand to be filled.

>>125792794
It's an achievement you need for the new aura effect shoulderpiece, falling snowflakes. Also gives a title. You need to drink 10k of them, and they're the reason those things you're selling sell so well and for so much.

>>125792840
Trading post. Why are you using a trip.

>>125792854
Bugger off.
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>>125792794
consume 10k festive drinks.. and get all the other things for the colection to get a snowy aura shoulder skin.. basically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPKXaJOPyM4
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>>125793030
>>125792938
>10k

Sounds like a chore
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>>125793109
it's not bad, actually. Remember, you can now right click -> consume all.
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>>125793109
Lol someone didn't play GW1
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>>125793109
It's gotta be somewhat prestegious, so they glue a paywall to it.

I'm not complaining though, the people that want it have to work towards it in some sense, and people who do the events get a pretty damn good source of income for the remainder of the event.

>>125793159
Not on the drinks though. Good joke.
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>>125793109
yeah.. so like... im up for having 9,6k donated to me..

FUCK HOW DO?!
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>>125793254
>Not on the drinks though. Good joke.
When was the last time you played, anon? Because you don't know what you're talking about.
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>>125792854
Vader is Luke's father.
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>>125793254
>Not on the drinks though
Log in. Right now. Right click -> consume all.
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Would the thread like a small amount of writefaggotry?
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>>125793230
>Incorrigible Ale Hound
>before the Beyond-era change that made it as easy as Sweet Tooth

these faggots barely scrape the surface of suffering
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>>125793592
Noooooooooooo
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>>125793230
I was a little disappointed that booze didn't make you sway, emote, or say shit in GW2.
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>>125793230

I actually played GW1 before most players. There was a World Premiere event at the E3 just before the game's release where you could play the game during that weekend or something. Essentially a public beta I guess.

I didn't like it. But it was pretty though, I remember the map was all golden or some fancy holy city decor
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>>125793264
erp
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>>125768301
There's heart on ye head, what does it mean?
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>>125794595
He's feeling a bit flustered over harpies.
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>>125793743
I never got GWAMM bc I was a wee babs in high school when I played gw1 but you bet your ass I had that title before
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>>125794391
erp? wat
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>>125794913
Enterprise Resource Planning.
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>>125792124
Put the name back Rexxie.
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>>125794913

Picture related, accepts Whispers.
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>>125794952
dafuaq, well i mean i have litteraly everything but the mystic coins and the drinks... rip
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>>125786650
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/3xd787/suggestion_lets_talk_about_marriage/

haha
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I wanna cum on the broken, beaten bodies of nobodies
>>
>>
>you will never swap dolphin oils with cute rats on NA
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>>125801369
I am a cute rat on NA

Cum swap oils with me~
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How long would it take to do the 10k drink achievement if I collect the drinks myself?
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>>125803276
I think there was a figure of like 12k gifts needing to be opened to get about 10k drinks. You figure out your own rate of earning money or gifts.
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>>125803276
Pretty fucking long.
Also depending on how good you are at the minigames.
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>>125803276
Something like 2 hours a day of pure grinding the JP for the entire four weeks of the event, assuming you can do it well.
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>>125802445
You sure look like ass.
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>t3 heavy and light asuran cultural armor looks amazing
>t3 medium armor looks so goofy

Why? I fucking love the light armor so much and I wear medium. Fuck
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>>125803941
wow rude
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>>125802445
At least try to make your dyes more festive and not edgy garbage, anon.
>>
hey guys, I've been playing a rampager build on my engi since I started it like 3 years ago

I'm kind of a casual scrub and on/off player but would Assassin's or Beserker's gear be better for me? I'm at the point where I'm starting to build ascended gear and don't want to waste all this time if something else is better

I was thinking assassin's so I could keep up the fire/bleed crit-procs
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>>125804493
Conditions, conditions, conditions is what you should be thinking about.
Viper gear definitely.
I personally use celestial for my engi.
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>>125804493
Viper/Sinister is the better stat combo, but they both require a lot of a time/money investment. Probably not worth it if you're that much of a casual player. With food, Utility, sigil of Malice and a Sinister/Viper balance, you have the highest possible Condition Damage paired with 100% Condition Duration, effectively doubling it.
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>>125804725
>>125804597
i've been hearing direct damage is the way to go since cond doesn't do as much as power and crit damage focused builds
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>>125797481
which nobodies??
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>>125805459
That was before dungeons became useless and HOT released.
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>>125805459
Viper is Condi Damage + Power/Condi Duration + Precision
For engis, this combination does the most damage at the moment
You've basically got all the damage of a power build without the ferocity, so you'll lose about 30% of the direct damage compared to zerker
You'll make up a lot more than that 30% with the condi damage from burns, bleeds, poison, confusion, etc.
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>>125806137
>>125806164
what about for someone who doesn't have HOT
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>>125806775
haha your fucked then
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>TFW no bookahs on NA to tug on your ears and wrestle with you
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>>125806775
just go sinister then
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>>125806908
Are you high? 1), there's tons, and 2), why are you settling for bookahs instead of mutually interested femsura krewe mates?
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>>125806775
Sinister gear with nightmare runes then.
If you prefer raw damage full zerk rifle with nade/FT/EG is your best option.
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>>125806908
>tfw being on EU without other cute femsuras to toy with
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rate my warrior
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>>125805459
It depends on the class and sometimes encounter. Condi engy is the best engy, burnserker is the best warrior if they can always get the target to sit in two fields, condi necro is best in a raid environment where the fight lasts long enough and there's a healer for their jagged horrors.

As far as I know there's no reason to use condi on any other class or in any other situations assuming the fractal change that just happened brought it back to how it was.
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>>125808017
delete it
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>>125808017
Did you miss me pudge face?
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>>125808121
why
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>>125808171
its shit
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>>125808017
>not hiding HUD when taking screenshots
I'm not rating your warrior, and I will be judging you.
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>>125808260
no
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>>125808260
Dont shit talk my fan.
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The in the heck do I enter wintersday jumping puzzle? It says it is full??
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>>125808523
Just keep trying. It's just that instance. Rejoin and try again.
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Is any of this Winter event crap good for leveling alts?
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>>125808343
your both shit
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>>125808523
How about you bounce on my puzzle piece, slut?
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>>125808696
Nope, but it's pretty neat for earning boatloads of emone.
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>>125808696
It's for money, not experience.
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Will drink prices go up after wintersday? Wondering if I should sell drinks now or wait til after
>>
tfw want to make a Charr but I already have at least 2 of every class I like

what do anon
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>>125809979
I wonder if they will release something similar to the maize balm, and they just aren't saying anything
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>>125810071
Level 2 ERP alt
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>>125810147
Does HOPE accept NA alts? I'm an EU player, but there's absolutely no RP community I'd want to be a part of over here, and I don't want to transfer my account over. If that's still a thing.
Can provide proof, but it'll probably just be a F2P account since I won't obsess over getting completion or anything.
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>>125810829
Yes, you can get invited as a rookie but you need a minimum of 2 femsuras and to pass a "tryout" with Dros before becoming a full member.
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>>125810829
yea I can invite you no problem, I don't know why you would want to join HOPE though if your only motive is rp, the rp community knows us as "that guild who trolls people"
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>>125811898
>knows us as
Uh, because you are the guild that trolls RP.
>>
>mfw new house might not have Internet for a month
>mfw phones
What interesting stuff has been happening gw2g?
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>>125813514
Making fun of some asura player named Effie the Protector. hbu?
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That feeling when I don't even need to post and people still mistake someone for me.
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How do I become the giant snowball I keep seeing it's neat
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>>125814664
Pick staff instead of slingshot or heavy machine gun

the machine gun is the best one though
>>
Why does this S H I T T Y board not satisfy my thirst for a twinkymsura to pleasure himself with my soft Femrat body. There are no mrats here
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>>125815592
im a mrat
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>>125815592
>msura
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How tall is your waifu, anon?
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>>125816330
Which one of you has the cock?
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>>125816330
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>>125817615
[Summon Flesh Wurm]
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Me and my girl
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>>125818170
Nice lore breaking you fucking autismo
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>>125816330
>>125818559
no my waifu is short, I would know, I get such neck strain trying to look at her
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>>125818983
Your waifu looks like trash. All of them have actually. Your taste in waifu is inferior.
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>>125816330
not that tall
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>>125816330
Tall enough to make me happy <3
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>>125819932
Fuck off Keggin
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>>125816330
about this much
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>>125819603
I know exactly who you might be.
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>>125820273
Literally who
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>>125820308 (you)
All me
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>want a guild hall but guild is just a small group of 5 people
>want to recruit more people but leader is so fickle we haven't grown in 2 months

Sorry for blogging, I'm just venting
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>>125820825
you know you can join more than one guild?
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>>125815592
Did someone say Msura?
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>>125820904
Yeah. But leader wants people that are actively repping and participating in stuff with us
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>>125819603
>>125820280
Very subtle yes. Only 90's kids will get this meme tho.
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>>125815592
You're not looking very hard.
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>>125821423
you can easily get a guild hall if you have 5 active members
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>>125815134
I keep seeing the giant snowballs outside of the minigame how do
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>>125821994
it's an item, enchanted snowball box, 22g on tp
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>>125822853
>>125822853
>>125822853
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