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1st for Jita whores taking sov

Old thread >>125351890

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>Broadcast4reps

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Fountain was an inside job.

http://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/happy-holidays-launchers-snowballs-trinkets...-oh-my/

>Cerebrum In A Container

>>125672574

>I get a free Rocket dress

Awesome.

>free
>$15 a month
wew

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>Page 10
B-Broadcasting 4 reps...

>>125675398
eyyy bb gurlllll
i got wat u neeeeeeeed
all u gotta do
is JOIN TENGOO

>joining tengoo
>not joining the bloddy wrist corpse collection under your favorite bridge
nigrar plz

>>125675681
>nigrar
requesting an image of a nig rar file

How do I get from lvl 3 missions to lvl 4? For most corps there's only 1 agent of lvl 3.

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>Anime

>>125677329
you do something that is less shit desu
missions are mind numbingly boring

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>Snoop Dogg

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>>125677095

>>125677329
Use the Agent Finder. There should be tons of level 3 agents.

>>125677428
1) That should be in hisec
2) That shouldn't hurt my standings towards any faction
3) That should bring enough ISK to plex my account
>>125677830
There's only one lvl 3 agent for Hyasoda and SOE.

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20 billions in the bank niggers ca$h money for days

>>125677329
Just get high enough standings and do them with that corp. Also, work to/do level 4's for the SOE if you're doing them in HS, they probably have the best isk/LP you'll find.

>>125680064
post more cats with cash

amarr

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>leddit actually thinks they can get people thrown off the CSM by whining loud enough

How long do you have to browse reddit until you start thinking you can change anything by upvoting it on reddit enough?

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>svipul

>>125689324
how do you pronounce svipul

>>125689486
sshfff-eeeel-pulll

>>125689486
https://soundcloud.com/p-tur-rn-rarinsson/svipul-minmatar-tactical-destroyer

>>125689486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeTl-4kr_nQ

0:18

http://csgoani.me/vdizomn
>jumping into phobos

>tfw make your first 100M isk

so fucking stoked guys

>>125691289
now go for your first billion

>>125691528
It takes so long to make isk

It took me almost a week to get to 100m, so a bil is really far away

I have some POS questions, because i have no idea what am I doing.

>how do i start research
>how do i start manufacturing
>does reprocessing array reprocess also loot or just ore

>>125691789
What do you do to make isk?

>>125692076
Mining and looting wrecks, mostly.

I tried to start ratting in nullsec, but I get killed by other players all the time.

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>>125692817
jesus christ m8

>>125692817
it's nice to see someone not just being a huge piece of shit and running missions

>>125692928
I just started playing a week or so ago, I have literally no clue what I'm doing

>>125692930
I was going to start running missions, but I joined a beginner nullsec corp and wardeccers just roam around highsec/lowsec and kill us, so missions are a no-go.

>>125692930
ill stop running missions when i stop getting 100m/hour from them

>>125693115
nullsec is good, you just need to be with m8s to make it safe. learn to abuse local and intel channels and it's pretty easy to never die, if you're not in hostile space.

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>tfw off-grid boosters are still a thing
why even log on

>>125695304
why dont you have one of your own

>>125693334
>100m/hour
try 450mil with a polarized mach

>only one

>tfw want to play, but too tired to function
can you just hold me, dog?

When I first started EVE, I made my money by helping mission runners salvage their ship wrecks.

>>125696537
CCP made a bot that does that for a few million.

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>>125695636
>wanting to be cancer
nah, m8, I'll pass

>>125696537
free wrecks channel?

>>125695709
>completing multiple missions per minute
ayy

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Post your screenshots dog.

>>125697272

ninja salvaging and baiting pissed off ratters to attack, switch to pvp ship, and kill them.

>>125697492
what I used to do is probe them, then warp in with ishkur, deploy salvage drones (which were basically my extra probes) and pretend I'm stealing their shit. They'd attack me (or their drones) and I'd abandon salvagers and deploy combat ones. When CCP announced MTU it was best day of my life.

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>>125697450
why do minmatar silhuettes look so good but actual ships look so gross (mostly)

>>125697678
You're so full of shit.

>>125697979
what have you done

>>125698124
>You're so full of shit.

You're an idiot because what that anon said is a valid tactic.

A single OGB Proteus provides following bonuses to entire fleet:
-33% sig radius (HG halos are -21%)
+28.8% MWD bonus (a total of 5, FIVE, m/s less than HG snakes)
+33% to scram/disruptor range
+24.75% armor resists (Officer resists give 24.45% bonus)
-24.75% activation of active/remote armor resists
If you were to have all these on a ship it'd cost upwards of 10 bil ISK, 1 boost proteus is 1.2 bil, can't be probed without max skill covops/tengu, can warp out/jump whenever it does get probed and is back in action in 30 seconds
CCP when will this stop?

>>125698537
They already said they're removing off grid links you nigger.

>>125698124
Ishkur is the best ship for that cause noone sees it as a threat and it has insane low sig and upwards of 300+ DPS. AND it's still fast enough to get under BS guns, even with crappy AF speed, so, yeah. Inb4 muh zaqq, wingspann and Sir Livingston said to shoot MTUs with stratioses

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>>125697450

>>125698932
eveyone seems to interpret that as CCP going to change it to just the same as now, but you have to be on-grid, which would still be immensely broken

these numebrs need to be dropped by like 50-75%, as well as proper range constraints getting put in, like 20km radius

>>125692817
Try nullsec exploration.

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>even the guns are gold

>>125698310
Yeah I've got dozens of freighter kill on Jita undock by spamming duel requests in my rifter.

>>125699024
It's a flashy combat ship. Have you ever been in hisec before? People leave grid when I warp in a scanning frig let alone an af. Also lol at your suggestion of shooting MTUs with an ishkur.

>>125700710
>It's a flashy combat ship. Have you ever been in hisec before? People leave grid when I warp in a scanning frig let alone an af. Also lol at your suggestion of shooting MTUs with an ishkur.
have you?
I'm not saying everyone falls for this scheme, but enough people do for me to make a living out of it (or at least I had made my living out of it)
Shooting MTUs gives you a suspect timer and quite often that makes the carebear react. Even if I can't break the missioning ship (like if a RNI that's doing a guristas/serpentis mission and fits against thermal/kinetic) I'd keep him on field and ransom him for 0.9x value of hull + whatever I feel is right, so for example if I see his DPS is slightly higher or he tanks better than usual I'd ask for more cause I know he's blinged. That way I don't get the dank KM but, hey, if it was kills I wanted I'd go blob somewhere in bluesec, this was strictly to make money. Actually I preferred ransom payments cause that way I don't have to play the lottery that is loot fairy.

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>>125697865
My Wolf has seen better days.

>>125701895

>carebear pays ransom
>kill him anyways

And this is why paying is dumb.

>>125702141
gotta know who honors ransoms

>>125701979
wolf a cute

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>>125702141
>>125702262
sometimes you just can't kill him, like my example (but don't let them know that)
Or at least you cut massively into "muh ISK/h"
Like I said, I didn't do this for kills, it was simply a way of ratting for me. On a good day I'd get a bil/day or so in 3-4 hours of play. Not as good as some things but it wasn't as boring as grinding ISK in incursions/cap escalations/DED or so. On a bad day tho I'd make very little to nothing, so... take what you will from this. Definitely something I'd recommend doing tho, cause it's very interesting, makes you feel like a real pirate.

>>125701979
how do you make a wolf work with just 2 mids? I just... I want to like it cause rifter with dem fins and camo, but it's a very harsh mistress

>>125701895
Yeah I've done it before but it never worked out. People just scooped MTU or left. Then I'd kill their mtu. Only action I got was someone who concorded on me after I warped in and someone who followed me round for 2 weeks in a proteus trying to catch me. After that I gave up.

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>>125703165
>no logi alt
>no orca alt
>no m8s

>>125702813
it's shit because it's an assault frigate

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>>125702451

>>125702813

It gets a lot better if you aren't solo. A lot more passable as small gang AF DPS. There are ships that will do better for the price but, it's about the fun.

Other than that, out piloting the other guy or sitting in FW plexes at 0, then not fitting a prop mod so you can scram + web.

It's goofy as shit and a one trick setup, but it can maul things that warp into you pretty well.

>>125703165
tough luck bro, I'd say keep trying. Try Lustrevik and surrounding systems, it's a popular L4 hub for Brutor and I've had quite some success there. Look at ships as well if you can. For example I had one cloaky scanner near station itself so I'd see when someone undocks. You take note of ship name, and if there's someone with an arty mach named [capsuleer name]'s Machariel you bet I'd see where he warps and try to probe him down. Good hunting.

>>125703530
that looks like syndicate space

>>125703525
I read somewhere someone suggested AFs to get 90% reduction on entosis link fitting requirements. That sounds like a pretty niche thing that could actually make them useful without actually changing them too much.

I see a lot of Leopards still. I feel like I should gank one.

>>125704664
instalock thrasher on Jita gate

>>125704664

I have a dozen of them stored in 4-4. Undocked one, once, for the novelty. Then went back to using intys.

>>125704551
that's garbage. they need big changes, change is good.

>>125705356

Yeah, they need a frigate sized MJD.

>>125705507
nah ship ejector module is way better

>>125706012
>ship ejector module

new type of small turret, uses megathrons as charges

>>125705507
no, they need to be usable combat ships. no more gimmick shit pls.

>>125706012
anal penetrator module m8

https://zkillboard.com/kill/50777483/

>lowsec elite pvp alliances

https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98433456/

>literal meme tier corp

Dog does the Muninn even work?
I can't think of any useful fit other than meme alpha fits.

>>125708361
>400m fit destroyed by 2 thrashers

is this real?

>>125709613

>lag spike
>on a kiting frig

It happens.

>>125709613
>artillery

>>125709613
>polarised launchers
>not even an extender

>>125709613
By looking at their KBs
https://zkillboard.com/character/434603642/
Thats all they do, suicide fits all around.

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>>125709531
>get wardecced while on work
>get mail saying "we got wardecced by SW spoiler corp"
>get home
>you have been wardecced by Eve corp 3632282745whatever67
CCP in charge of not being payd by JewJew Abramstein

>>125708361
lol, shitter got his overpriced frigate fucked

>>125709553
no

just pretend it doesn't exist, you'll be better off

>>125710135
Looks like one does heavy Sebo Arty fit with point and the other does scram AC
https://zkillboard.com/kill/50778559/

One points and alphaes half the ship and the other scrams to immobilize and rip, lots of dead expensive frigates.

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>Dead Terrorists

>>125709954
Theres no lag involved, or kiting or any movement at all, its just camping on high alpha and sensor boosted ships.

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>Missiles

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>Velevator

>shadow cartel

>ten-jew

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>tfw you missed the glorious era of yotsuba

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JUSTICE FOR B-BALL

>>125718734
nice shitmobile

>>125718881
YEAH, GUNNA SHIT ALL OVER SOME NERDS

>>125719005
yeah that shits gonna get everywhere when it blows up

>losing BLOPS ever

>Amarr

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Rate my waifu

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>>125724680
No ass, no face.
You're literally flying a bar of butter.

>>125724680
>emergent locus analyzer

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>T3

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>T4

>>125726693
I have leaked yech 5 design docs from someone on the CSM :^)

>>125699828
It'll be fine as long as it's on grid. There's nothing wrong with an extra player in a dedicated ship being worth more than a few implants, the problem is it's too easy to do with alts right now.

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>"on grid"
>grids are now super massive

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>return to EvE after 1 year
>make it back into old alliance
>realize I didnt move my stuff to stations
>20bn gone
>only a tengu and outdated doctrine ships left

>mfw missile guidance computers
>mfw they removed the stupid clone tier thingy
>mfw Carriers and Titans can use gates
>mfw T3 destroyer
>mfw they removed offgrid fighter support
>mfw 200k unalocated SP
>mfw new cloaking animation
>mfw Aura got even more annoying
>mfw UI finally looks good

>>125728865
Talk to CCP if you've been that inactive with that much worth. They'll actually move the stuff for you

>>125729201
It was stored in several POS, already tried.

Was mostly carebear stuff so I dont really mind.

>socket close
>socket
>close
>socket close
OTHER GAME

>tfw waiting on your shit to sell
worst feeling

>>125731071
Sell better shit, my stuff sells over night

>tfw spirit of memebuy comes along and buys hundreds of your shit

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>>125728141
That's like bitching that the enemy's fleet has more ships, if hes bringing something extra and putting it on the field then he deserves ti have it, you can easily run it down with a ceptor and make him fuck off for enough time or even kill it.

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>>125732151
>like 4k out
>"easily" run it down with a ceptor

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>>125732531
That's really only like 2 minutes for a ceptor that moves at 5k and then hes out of the picture (and I'm betting people will come up with links hunter killer fits to run them down if they can't be scanned), unless he was very prepared and has more far out perches, which is once again like bitching that your enemy has more ships.

>anything over 120km away
>a threat

Until on grid boosting makes massive grids like this useful for certain fleets nothing has changed.

>>125733052
>that one guy afk fappin @ 0.0ms

>>125732910
>like 2 minutes

Assuming he's not moving at all and letting the ceptor burn at him the whole time yeah. Then he just warps to the opposite side of the grid and makes the ceptor chase him back across.

If you don't expect EVE players to game and abuse a system you're retarded.

>>125733052
Guess what we are talking about m8.

>>125733553
link ships are not exactly fast

>Then he just warps to the opposite side of the grid and makes the ceptor chase him back across.
He came prepared, you didn't literally check mate on his part

>>125733690
>link ships are not exactly fast

Only the way they're fit now. People will just switch it up and start adding in MWDs or ABs.

>>125733784
Still slow as fuck compared to a ceptor

>so what if it's retarded system that can still be abused and encourages people to semi-afk alts in ships that don't actually do anything

Literally link supporters.

>>125733883
If it can go 2kms your 5kms will only be going 3kms relatively. It's a big difference. It doesn't need to perma-avoid capture, just make you waste time with pilots one who is playing a game of chasing around your afk alt while you murder his friend because he didn't have links afk parked on grid like you.

Links are a cancerous mechanic that desu should be removed.

>it'll be totally fine if you just bring a maxed dedicated probing alt with a set of pirate implants so you can slightly hassle the link ship
>btw if you don't have this kind of alt and want to bring it with you everywhere for all pvp you're a poorfag and need to get good

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>>125692076

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>>125734120
Well first of all if they slap a MWD then they are scannable now because they took off their ECCM or one less Command Processor which weakens the links.

2nd MWD takes lots of the CPU those ships already can't spare so more shit he needs to cover somewhere in expensive implants or expensive co-processors

3rd with a MWD and links running a links ship is not cap stable

4th it won't be as easy to create a mas range perch in grid on the heat of battle unless you came really prepared

>>125734679
>4th it won't be as easy to create a mas range perch in grid on the heat of battle unless you came really prepared

Yeah like the sort of autists that use links won't sit in their maxed out grid and put their links right on the edge of the grid and move it back and forth as they need.

You severely underestimate the autism of some people, particularly large sized null blocs.

Remove Links.

>links
>not an interesting mechanic
>add nothing actually meaningful just some increased numbers and shit
>not interesting to play with or against
>literally yawn worthy
>no way of telling for sure if someone is using them
>barely integrated into the GUI at all

They're literally a garbage mechanic with no interesting gameplay around them at all. I can't imagine why exactly people want them to stay in the game so desperately.

>poorfag shitters pvp without link alts, ewar alts, and full officer fits

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>tfw not enough officer modules in existence to supply your solo fleet

>>125735549

Just T2/faction fit the nonessential alts.

>Gallente

>not ironically amarr

>not unironically amarr

>unironically not amarr

>amarr not unironically

>ironically not unamarr

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>sardonically amarr

I just got a dread gurista warp scram

>artistically amarr

>autistically amarr

>physically amarr

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>wittingly amarr

>willingly amarr

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>morally not amarr

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>incongruously amarr

>literally /b/ tier memerr

Kill yourselves.

>categorically amarr

>>125742846
minmanigger detected

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>raillery amarr

>>125742846
Looks like someone isn't amarr.

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>paradoxically amarr

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>anatomically amarr

>>125743001
>>125742945

I actually have amarr battleship v trained. Not that I fly geddons a lot, but still gotta have it just in case.

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>graciously amarr

>>125743217
training the skills dont make you amarr

>>125743298

Then what about standings?

>over +8 amarr

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>perpetually amarr

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>>125743408
nope try again

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>t1 pulse fits

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>muh scorch

>see one of the pilots in the marmite collective
>show info
>corp info
>alliance info
>click on war history tab to see who they're at war with
>client locks up for like 12 seconds loading the war history
God damn. Lots of wars in 5 years.

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Just started playing about a day ago (on trial). Am I a bad enough dude to join a guild yet?

Also, constructive criticism of my fitting would be appreciated.

>>125748027
join All Out

>>125748346
All Out Assault, All Out Killaz, or All Out of Gum?

>All-Out of memes

>>125748027
>gallente
no guilds will take you

>>125748027
Join Pandemic Horde instead of these stupid meme guilds.

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>>125748346
>misspelling our name
>AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can someone give me some extra tips on manual piloting stuff like slicers and comets I've seen the vieos but I find it hard to not die horribly when double clicking in space and getting too close and scrammed.

>>125750323
Practice.

>be me
>decide to go pvp
>missing module on market
Well I guess I'll just spin my ship instead.
Maybe eve would be fun if it wasn't such a fucking chore. If I want to go out and have fun I have to either make 4 jumps in my carrier to pick up items, pay two different courier services to do it for me, or jump 20 systems each way to buy the shit I need for a decent PvP fit.

>>125751106
>Maybe eve would be fun if it wasn't such a fucking chore. If I want to go out and have fun I have to either make 4 jumps in my carrier to pick up items, pay two different courier services to do it for me, or jump 20 systems each way to buy the shit I need for a decent PvP fit.
where the fuck do you live?
just buy a shitload of ships and ship them down on your JF

>>125751106
>>be me
>>>r/eve

>>125751208
>just buy a shitload of ships and ship them down on your JF
I don't have my own JF so it's a matter of, like I said, paying two shipping services to do it for me, which will probably take a week. In other words it's a fucking chore.

>>125751476
get memed kid.

>>125751812
Sounds like that's your own problem desu senpai.

You could train up a JF and make a killing supplying wherever you live if it's so destitute.

>>125751812
then pay those shipping services to bring you a shitload of ships

>>125752005
>Just spend 10 billion
I'm just barely getting to the point where I could actually do that, after years of playing.
It's not a bad idea, but I wouldn't have enough capital left to make back the investment anytime soon.

>>125752073
You don't get it, I want to PvP now not one week from now. I've already waited a week to move from one corp to another, getting my characters to a new staging etc.
Not to mention if I want to try a different fit I'd have to wait another week.

>>125752521
>. I've already waited a week to move from one corp to another, getting my characters to a new staging etc.
sounds like your problem very much so
Been with this corp almost 2 years and I have enough modules in my hangar from wrecks to completely build ships from empty hull with whatever I want.

>>125752685
I want to PvP now not two years from now senpai. Put your shit on market so I can buy it.

>>125752521
Buy the JF then run contracts for friends. Charge like 5000isk/m3 and you'll make enough to begin market stocking operations.

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>>125752807
>I don't prepare for anything
>I don't think ahead
>I don't want to put effort into anything
WAAAAAAAAHHH why can't I just hit queue for match and play my Mt. Dew dubstep playlist

Is there a website that would give me a quick overview on the sort of loot and missions I can expect from lvl 3 - 4 security missions?

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>>125748027
>go to SA EVE thread for giggles
>mfw goons discussing "strategies" to beat the evil lowsec menace.

>>125753364
Level 3 - don't bother
Level 4 - bring an MTU and hope you get 2-3 mil

>>125753960
I don't know what an MTU is.

I'm more interested in the specific items gained from these missions.

>>125754095
Mobile Tractor Unit
and the loot is generally shit

>>125754197
And loot that isn't shit?

Usually implants? Something else?

>>125754340
nope. There's only one mission, can't remember which one, which has a chance of dropping an implant. The rest is shit. Dude, you're not doing missions for loot, you're doing them for bounties and LP, faster you do them more LP you get.

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>1v1ing some guy myrm in my confessor
>winning
>random alliance member shows up and shots the myrm and then immediately leaves

Man Nestor has such agility it can accompany a maller fleet with no problem.

>>125754487
I don't intend to do any missions m8

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>maller fleet

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>Noot tackles carrier

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>fail to get on archon km
>manage to eject all the ships from the wreck and heist an astero worth twice my hound
ISK POSITIVE

>>125756613
Dank, grats white stag.

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>>125756613
>tim warps in with a pod and grabs the abaddon
how u like that insurance fraud senpai?

>tfw you literally get paid to shit on some retard in an archon

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>>125756613
next time I have blops on standby for when you find good bait carrier to tackle senpai

gotta lose this thing somehow

just need to dump another 2 bil in bling so the lossmail is juicy. gotta get gist x-type xlsb, ds invuln and ds mwd

what kind of neuts are best now after tiericide

plebbit is taking the jita whores from us

this is like literal NTR. we are being cuckolded by leddit. what do we do?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/3x9c4g/paid_some_dude_in_jita_to_write_for_a_full_hour/

>>125758438
navy nuets are best gj/s and range pretty sure

>>125757452
>memetic

newfag question,
what ships are required for L4 mining and delivary missions, and how bad is pay vs security? just thinking if i can make some monies before getin fit for L4 security

>>125760191
there are secret ways to make ridiculous amounts of isk with mining missions - see gevlon goblin's posts about it - but you won't be able to do it with one character and one account as a newbro. of the options you are giving, you are better off heading straight to security missions.

but actually, you are better off doing this: http://all-out.github.io/guides/exploration-relic-data/

>>125760191
for lower skill point people it would be more profitable to blitz level 3s in a drake then trying your hand at level 4s

>>125759179
Thank you for the update on what's happening on rebbit. In the future you can go ahead and keep that shit to yourself, thank you.

>>125760698

nice try rebbib spy but you cant distract us

we WILL get back jita whore sov, i am raising a shield machariel fleet on All-Out right now for this very purpose

M8s, stop roasting the poor guy in /v/bros.

>>125761305
talk shit get hit lil nigga

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>>125761305
i don't know if i want him to join all-out or not ;_;
i think if he got the stick out of his ass he could have fun with us, but if he never gets the stick out and he does accidentally join it would be terrible

>>125761472
No way he gets in. He's like 15yo. 18 if undeveloped.

>>125761669
he said hes 19, bisexual and vegan
and the first time someone killed his ship in eve he cried
nigger is asking to be bullied

>>125761864
wow
only invite him you want a fuccboi to bully

>>125762094
It's fucking annyoing to even read his posts. He's a total flying faggot.

>>125762259
gay or faggot? there is an important difference.

>>125762340
dror level of faggot

>>125762340
hes pretty obnoxious, but kinda in a funny way
its an AU TZ thing

I want to come back, I really do. But I just end up playing solo missions. I'm not skilled enough to live anywhere but High-Sec. I really need to get into WH exploration...

I used to stealthhuff gasses but I never went deep enough into WH space to get to the quality gases.

Why is probing so boring?

Any guides for a new guy? I'm thinking of playing the game first but i want to know what i'm doing. Maybe you can recommend some youtube guide?

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>>125763846
I'm feeling it too. I was a big baby when I played 4 years ago. I got Elite Dangerous on sale and was quite disappointed which has made me want to come back.

>>125763846
>not skilled enough to live anywhere but High-Sec
nice meme

>>125764709
I don't mean my character doesn't have enough skills or anything.
I mean that I am shit at Eve.

>>125763846
>>125764518
Congratulations, You're among the 99% of subscribers that don't actually the game; most people just obsessively accumulate wealth despite having absolutely nothing to spend it on.

You're in good company.

>>125765003
To be fair, you probably don't have enough skills anyway.

>>125764224
Just search for EVE guides. The most popular ones are the best ones. Check eveuni's wiki page too, they have some ok explanations.

>>125765378
Approximately 10mil SP enough?

Hi guys, anyone want to send me a link, here's my email: [email protected]

>>125766732
I sent you one, that also includes my character's IGN so you can message/EVEMail me if you need anything

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Sup /eog/ was wondering if you guys had any suggestions for my fit, I plan to use the apoc for nullsec ratting. after messing around I found it was easy to solo havens. Any thoughts or suggestions?

>>125769394
It has no tracking mods which sucks dick. You don't need 100% stability and all those rigs and cap rechargers, you won't be repping all the time. Just make sure you're stable with guns with t2 ammo with the rep off, and you're good.

>>125756613
>letting a pedophile get the last blow
wew lad

>>125769394
>no tracking
Stop

>>125769952
When facing blood raiders, the stability really does matter though as they do neut, and the apoc gets a 7.5% tracking speed bonus per BS level

>>125770772
see
>>125770805

How about each faction's assault frig has one that excels in good tanking and one excels in good damage. Rather than all being completely useless except maybe the Caldari ones.

>>125770872
>Med
Replace two rechargers with a Booster and a Tracking computer.

>Low
Replace a heat sink with a Tracking Enhancer.

Also I prefer a balanced tank, but that's personal preference.

>>125770881
>do this
>4 years later
>frigs going 10km/s, cruisers doing 1000 dps from 50km
>waah why are AFs so garbage

>>125771123
Alright, i will give it a try on sisi, I am not really fond of using cap charges to make money...

>>125769394
use beam laser, snipe from afar, no tracking problems, easier to tank, popping small shit in one hit

>>125771123
Actually, for havens, my fit seems to work better.

guys, what are the best items to buy with LP? i have no idea what to buy, most items seems to be selling on market for almost the same ISK i pay for them

good night pupper

>>125774653
You don't. You horde LP until your side is losing and then cash out since people will be getting less LP on your faction, making shit bought with LP worth a lot more.

>>125774653
Make a spreadsheet you dummy

tfw the jita whore raised her price and now you cant afford it

>>125770881
The problem for skilless faggots like you is that the 50% MWD bonus is their best tank and that dosn't really work for brawly fits

>>125779430
Should've spent 100mil, have her write a novel and see if you can get it published.

>not typhoon

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>warping towards Jita on a contract when i see this
>Leo Seti is a PONY kill on sight!
The colossal butt hurt!
Smacking noobs around all day every day!

What is the value of a nullsec system decided by? Why are certain systems fought over so fiercely?

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Now that is neat. What causes someone to fall for this trap, exactly? Something about how the columns are sorted?

So is the Talos still one of the best ships in the game?

>>125786528
no, ccp masively buffed medium long range guns and made a load of overpowered damage at range ships, so you can't come along with a shit-tanked meme bc because you'll get shat on

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>>125785025
Are you stupid?
Do you want to get ganged that bad?
Wait i keep forgetting that bronies are cancer and retarded.

>>125785025
No one cares fuck off.

>>125786528
No >>125787008 what he said.

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>>125787008
Is there like I history of patch notes I can easily look over somewhere so I can see what changes took place over the last two years?

>>125790037
>I can see what changes took place over the last two years?
>two years
There is a patch note for the last update.

>>125790624
Is the last update the only ship/module changes they've made recently?

>>125790704
No.There were some more changes in the previous updates.

>hybrids

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>missiles

CFC comms leak. shit's dissolving fast

http://pastebin.com/JAgEDGRR

>>125796357
I want to puke after reading that

>>125796357

>His voice melted into gasping pleasure as The Mittani slid the head of his penis past his prey's tightly-bound sphincter, ploughing into previously untouched reaches of his body. Just like when I invaded Fountain, he thought, smirking. No real resistance.

naisu meme

>>125796357
now post this on reddit

>>125797530
>we should post this on Rebbit, my favorite site!
How about no

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>Brawling

>>125799954
>blobbing

>>125799954
brawling actually requires skill, except marauders which are just for retards

Guys, newb here, thinking of coming back to EVE. Is it possible to play FW when I want to play actively and go mining when I want to some other stuff? Or FW prevents you from other activities, making you a vulnarable target at all times?

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>guys I'm new but I'm coming back

>>125800265
Brawling doesn't require any skill at all

>>125800875
you have to actually think about what to engage. if you're a kitebabby you just engage everything, then run away, possibly with a bunch of frig kills

>>125801078
That's literally every fight ever

Having to pick your targets is not exclusive to brawling

Kite ships can't just engage everything under the sun like you think they ca

>>125800286
>making you a vulnarable target at all times?
Yeah. When you're in a FW corp the enemy factions can attack you anywhere.

>>125801224
they can with rapid lights, except hics and other gay long tackle ships

>>125801476
Awkay, thanks.

>>125801569
fuck does rapid lights have to do with kiting ships?
You're just using ONE ship for your shit example

>>125803080
>ONE ship

>caracal
>bellicose
>osprey navy issue
>scythe fleet issue
>cerberus
>orthrus

all other kiting meme ships are also pretty good at killing tackle, it's basically their entire thing - typical kiteshitter play is to just be really defensive, kill fragile tacklers then run away. the only time you actually need to put some skill in is when all the broken long tackle cruisers start appearing.

>>125803349
only 2 of those have range bonuses the rest are slow and can't kite anything properly of their size.

I get it tho, you don't like to manually control your shit because it takes skill and practice, that hit align and scram button is all you need to AFK.

>>125803569
light missiles are 40km without bonus, you don't even need to try

>>125803712
and the slicer can hit to like 70km with aurora whats your point?
if you catch them they're dead no matter how far they shoot and maybe only 2 of that list is fast enough to actually kite properly.

>>125803832
slicers don't do proper dps past about 25km. a rapid light cruiser instagibs everything

>only 2 of that list

all of the ships on that list are pretty fucking fast, 'kite properly' is just you being retarded, you probably have some retarded rule like it needs to go 2.2km/s base or it's unusable.

>>125804029
>instagibs everything
you mean frigates?
You want to be able to kill a cruiser on a frigate ok buddy.

>'kite properly' is just you being retarded
so you got kited by a bellicose, sorry anon don't be salty about it it happens to new newbies

>>125804203
no, I want to be able to tackle a cruiser with a tackle frigate. rapid launchers are fucking cancer and break everything.

bellicose is pretty fast. kite ships will always have a speed advantage because their playstyle allows them to fit speed mods, a brawler cannot or it will explode instantly because shitfit.

>>125804481
>no, I want to be able to tackle a cruiser with a tackle frigate.
so use missile disruptors and rep yourself

>>125804203

>You want to be able to kill a cruiser on a frigate ok buddy.

Yes, you should be able to do this. The game ever since 2005 has been designed around smaller ships being able to kill larger ships if they are piloted better and exploit a hole in the larger ships' defenses.

The amount of time we've had retarded scram-kiting faction ships like the Orthrus which just autowin versus anything smaller is relatively low. That's all Seagull and Fozzie.

>>125804551
why should I have to do all that? I'd rather you kiteshitters would have to actually be good at the game, rather than having an anti-frigate weapon with cruiser dps and stupid range.

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>>125804639
Then work harder for it because it certainly possible, just invest 200mil on modules and you're good.

>>125804672
>I DON'T WANT TO DO EXTRA STUFF TO WIN

>>125804759
the situation is not balanced. I could say to you, oh, you want your cruiser to kill all frigates in the game at long range? well just fit 4 target painters and 4 missile guidance enhancers and use crash and precision missiles

>git gud scrub
>lmao I don't want to do extra stuff to win

currently all these ships are just totally useless at their intended role because of rapids, defended by all bad pvpers who think rapids are ok because they can actually get shit done with them

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My buddy just found an uncolonized C5 Wolf-Rayet wormhole and we're moving the corp into it now.

With the bonuses, our doctrine confessor does 1,000 DPS with Gleam, has 25k EHP, and has half the sig radius of a heron. Armor fleet hype.

>Meme-Rayet

>>125805631
Countdown to cyka blyat

>C5
>Wolf-Rayet
>wormhole
>doctrine
>confessor
>Gleam
>sig radius

>>125808196
>gleam
>GLEAM
>EVER
FUCK

>>125808378
>I point out that gleam is shit
>that one retard who says 'but it does more dps!'
>I have to go on this big thing explaining that it's not a significant amount, and that the tracking bonus is not worth being at half the range
>the plebs keep on thinking it's just conflag but for beams

every time

https://zkillboard.com/kill/50724250/

Adrestia down.

>>125808552
why does it even fucking exist its fucking terrible

>>125809131
Nigga that was days ago.

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>>125809131
literally even en24 ran the story which means you're the last person in the universe to find out.

>>125809359

Yeah, but it's still worth re-mentioning because it's PL.

>>125809760
>meme legion
yeah whatevers

>>125809927
>meme legion
I like the sounds of that.

>>125810091
is this the start of a new /v/ corp

X up for fast ships meme legion roam in null. Nothing slower than a cruiser, please.

What happens if you have multi character training going and your account expires?

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>sabre/falcon camp

>>125810757
It pauses until you resubscribe.

>>125811443

Sounds cool, can I come in my meme blackbird?

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Anyone still rocking the heavy beam punisher?

>>125812784

That's really useless, isn't it? Better to fit small artys.

How much of your time is spent ratting/marketeering/whatever you do for money vs. actual PvPing?

I spend like 5 times as much time just enabling myself to actually play the game, as I do playing.

>>125813441

Just set up market orders and check them semi-hourly, while fapping to /h/ and trolling local.

>>125805631
post pos killmails once the dreads log in, you retard

>le projectiles on amarr

shit meme 0/10 biomass irl

>>125813441
I build shit to sell to my alliance for money, so technically I'm helping others PVP when I'm not doing it myself.

Does that make me cool?

What are some good Gallente FW corps?

>>125813626

Less dps for selectable damage type and no cap usage? It's valid.

>>125813652
It does, how do you go about doing that? Do you import minerals from jita or buy locally? Do you have a pos for production or do you do it in station?

>>125813548
Updating 500 orders every other hour makes me want to kill myself. I could do my flashcards instead and be fluent in Chinese by the time I make a bill.

>>125813941
no, it isn't. if you ever fit unbonused guns on a ship with a gun bonus, you should biomass irl. especially because you're probably trying to make some kind of unironic le bait blob ship

>>125796357
>"Are you ready to receive papa bee's honey?"
wew laddy