/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb General

Dreiss Redeye is probably my new favorite. Wouldn't use the Dreiss with anyone else, though.

>Plays Kira/Proxy/Sparks
>OMFG WHY IS THE PDP SO OVERPOWERED
Every time

So did anyone ask Raziel about the status of her sloppy juicy peach yet? I bet it's really hairy.

I've sucked with laser-guided fire support but I want to start practicing, should I get Arty or Kira? And which loadout?

>>125664787
B81 Arty play chapel.

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>>125664787
kira is definitely easier to get kills with, but arty will make you get better

Any loadout with the stark or br is solid, B52 for arty is good if you want literally everyone to have ammo all the time, otherwise B81 or S82, just for explody

Not sure about kira loadouts

>>125664520
I've been using the Dreiss with Arty in pubs. It hurts to lose duels I would have won with a good weapon but it makes me get good

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fartleth autism will protect me

I want to buy the $35 christmas package, talk me out of it.

or talk me into it

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>>125665317
Wait till the sale fag

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how'd i do lads

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>>125665317
I bought it, was lucky and I'm happy with what I got but even then it wasn't worth it. Imagine getting no good christmas card or cobalts because that's what's most likely to happen. At least I'd recommend waiting for the potential sales.

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>>125665260
>puhu suomee !

You know, the mk46 isn't the worst weapon I've ever used. I kinda like it.

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I would personally strangle one-hundred darfur war orphans to get a shotgun loadout on Phantom. No matter which shotgun, it'd be beautiful.

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Screenshot your profiles and post them /dbg/, show us how much cancer you really are.

I'm not a waifu fag i promise, i only use Kira because i really like the ammo dispenser, and Arty's arty just didn't do enough damage when i first started.

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Is this card worth using over any pdp Redeye ?

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>>125664654
What does that soul slurping slut have to do with anything?

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>>125666557
whoops

>>125665487
His best M4 loadout.

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>>125666478

its always done enough damage, arty has always been top tier

Any way to save rarity as the default for looking at loadouts? I'm tired of having leads be the first thing I see.

>>125667574
That's what it was before this patch. I have no fucking clue how they fucked THAT up.

>>125667417
It's most likely that i wasn't utilizing it properly, i should get back to trying Arty again.

>>125667859
His designator used to be heavily bugged back around the time you started. I remember how shit he was back then; nobody played him. He's since been largely fixed and you see high-skill players running roughshod with him.

>>125667417
I wanna fuck that panda

>>125665260
Suomi mainittu mutta torilla ei tavata.

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>>125668512

Why does everyone shit on Thunder? He's obnoxious as all hell hes got a decent amount of health and mobility and his machine gun eats through every thing

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>playing diabolic Phoenix
>win 7-0
>8 kills, 1 death

Send help I already wasted 50 bucks on this dead game(35 during CW and now 15 on trinkets). Help me I don't wanna be a whale.

>>125669067
Wide as a barn making him impossible to miss, LMG is worse version of Hochfir, slow as fuck and his ability does fuck all.

>>125669450
dank

>>125669067
Would you rather

a) Have a proper machine gun and grenades that kill

or

b) A shitty machine gun and fire crackers?

>>125669953
the LMG isnt even that bad though

>>125669953
>using Fragger's machine gun
>not using the M4 like you're supposed to

>win one ranked game
>barely noticeable rank progression
>lose one because of huehuehuebr team
>massive backtrack

help

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Is this loadout any good?

>>125671448
Spares is okay, the rest of the perks are rather meh. It requires you to be good at using burst rifles.

>>125671448
Pay2win loadout. A bronze version of this does not exist.

>>125671614
>P2W
what

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>>125671614
am i being memed

>>125671767
Different knife.

>>125671804
That it does, but
>Stilnotto
>after the nerf
>without Chopper
Literal trash. The Beckhill is better than it in every way. The one you can buy is better than the Obsidian loadout because of that alone.

>>125665409
Sale needs to hurry up tbth.

>>125671931
That's besides the point. It's pay2win.

>>125666478
I'm an execution baby, so I'm not even in the triple digits for objective.

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>>125672098
>BR-16 Fragger is objectively the most difficult Fragger to play
>Beta card is functionally identical to B61
>only difference is the knife, which is a straight downgrade
>"pay2win"

PissedPedro please fucking go.

>>125672098
If you think that's p2w go back to .t you shitter

>>125671448
As >>125671527 said, perkswise it's meh. Spares lets you have more freedom, though. Its main draw is letting you master the BR while having a really good looking gun camouflage.

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>>125666478

What kind of microphone does /dbg/ use?

No its not for erp'ing

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>>125666478
rate me

>>125673343
Shure SM-58

>>125673343
Modmic attached on Sennheiser HD518

>>125671448

I've seen a lot of Obsidians lately.
Are they giving them out somewhere again?

>>125673574
It literally says "beta" fighter in the top right corner

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>>125666478

>>125673343
for video games I have one of these $5 zalman clip mics - no regrets

for recording I've got a $60 Blue Snowball - a Yeti or Shure would have been a better investment in the long run

>>125673619

And this game is in beta.

>>125673713
Those cards were for the closed beta people. They haven't given them out since; the Phoenix card was a one-time deal.

>>125673713
>he didnt play in the closed beta

>>125673676
You really need to step up your accuracy mate.

>>125673834
Is it this bad?

>>125674024
I think the average is around ~30%, maybe slightly higher.

Then again if you're anything like me and constantly shoot even at the most distant targets, it doesn't really matter. The important thing is that your accuracy in actual firefights is good.

>>125674024
I would consider
Less than 30% bad.
30% being average.
35% decent
35%-40% good
40%-50% top tier.

If you are below 30% I highly suggest you focus on improving your aim.

I'm disappointed by how few of you people are obsessed with the adorkably thick Raziel's unwashed nether regions.

>>125674581
Raz is trash

>>125674581
He looks like a tranny, ugly teeth, shit hair, most likely skinny fat.
Literally trash.
I have no idea why you try to push this shit meme on this general.

>>125674892
And you're not aroused by the strong smell emanating from her damp and overheated basement?

>>125675047
Absolutely disgusting. I like body hair but she's trash. People that keep pusing her as a pawg are fucking irish.

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Fuck this rotation, literally everyone is playing Thunder. Normally I'd be able to win two to three 1v1s in a row before losing too much health, but now that every enemy has 160hp, I take too much damage in every 1v1 because the shitters are actually given time to being shot at. Rhino is still alright even though he has 200hp, since his mobility is very limited, unlike Thunder's.

>>125675273
His teeth are so fucked up, is he by chance British?

>>125675415
I'm having more trouble with a band of Phoenixes. I can't kill and gib a group of three fast enough before they're up again.

Or ten mines around every corner.

>>125675273
I don't understand how you wouldn't want that sweet nectar-dripping cave of wonders pressed firmly against your face.

It's hard to switch from playing retarded proxy runnning around killing everyone against noobs and normal playing where I can't survive 3vs1 when there are actual competent players in the server. I love to go fast but most of the time I just die fast.

>>125674119
>>125674253
Okay, I'll try my best.
Thank you.

>>125671078
apart from reload and movement speed the M4 is a straight up downgrade of the K-121

>>125675415
For the duration of this rotation I'm just going to play autosniper/grandeur Red-eye or Kira/Arty/Stoker depending on the map, so far it's served me pretty well.

>>125675667
No i dont want that ugly 2/10 trash anywhere near my face. I dont want her worm infested juice within a 400 mile radius near me.

>>125676550
>2/10

lol, nigga I'm betting you aren't exactly a prize yourself and I don't even like her

>stick a fletcher bomb on someones face
>it explodes and doesnt kill them
wew

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Have you guys accomplished anything lately?

I finally broke 15k points after about 23 hours played, so I feel pretty good after that match.

>>125677563
Good.

>>125677887
wrong

>>125676550
She's pure perfection. And she must have a nice stinky breath too from the braces. Must be so nice kissing her. Is she single?

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Gas all kira posters, pube fags and fucking this guy >>125678192

>>125678353
he's just some retard trying to force a meme
this is why /vg/ is considered a containment board
literally people like him

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>>125677659

I found out that Phoenix is a pretty fun merc after all. After killing two enemies, you can jump on the walls and fully heal in a second and continue killing enemies and it's not even boring like Fragger or other area damage mercs.
KE81 especially. Fast effective self-heals and guaranteed head dings with fast fire-rate Hochfir.

I used to play Phantom when I wanted to get upclose and personal with an SMG and an affinity for walljumping, because his shield helped me extend my life dramatically. Phoenix is going to replace him now.

>>125678480
Literally times worse on epig vee though

>>125678594
you wish

>>125678353
Sorry, I'm just so lonely. :(

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>>125678576

good stay away from my husbando faggot

ps : you sound like a queer

>>125678576

Phoenix is the best merc in the game to play without friend. Second is Arty, third is your favorite objective specialist. Anyone without a Phoenix/Arty/Engi squad is a madman.

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>>125678998
>you sound like a queer

As said by girl cartoon poster.

>>125679575
I like playing Aura. She has retard proof healing and Bitchcock is good if you can hit heads.

>playing chapel objective
>enemy team is defending and has 4 kiras 2 skyhammers and 1 aura
HELP

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>>125680224
v57

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>defending team on Bridge

WELCOME TO HELL, BROTHER

rotation classes should be barred from ranked. fucking team of nothing but proxies layering mines on the point.

Why haven't they made the tutorial mandatory?
wHY?!
WHY?!?!?!?!

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>2015
>playing to win

Threadly reminder that if you use le sticky bombs and run away man, you are literally cancer.

>>125682867

you're just as bad if you use le throw and shoot exploding disc lady

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Threadly reminder that if you use a merc that has 150 or more HP, you are literally cancer.

>>125682652
Can you stop smurfing and come online on your main?

>>125683267
any pornstars that resemble miss murder

>>125682867
mfw played against a typical jumping sticky nigger and fucked him in the ass by only using the blishlok with my own nigger

You guys should really cool it with the N word.

>>125683550
I was going to call a previous person nice but since you don't want it I'm not going to do it.

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>rotation
>500 credits
>500 credits
>THIRTY execution rounds

>>125682652

Real question here. do you play carefully or have just a godlike aim ? Since you lost, you don't play around the objectives, so you just focus on easy targets ?

>>125684023
Bodied.

Who is best nigger and why is it Fletcher?

>>125685729
I blew up the first objective when attacking and tried to plant numerous times on 2nd objective after killing everyone and waiting for my teammates to plant didn't work.

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well, he did ask for it

>>125686581
*smacks lips together*

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>>125685635

>tfw the round is a loss but you have two teammates who are still camping around your spawn holding out making the round take as absolutely long as possible

>>125687036
>try to votekick them while everyone is watching
>why???
>Vote to kick useless shitter failed.

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Slip and slide dirty bomb edition

i want dat woodgrain

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>other people can pick up your health kits dropped by the looter perk
>you dont even get support xp when they do

looter on long range classes is so fucking pointless

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>>125687362
>Proxy

Why am I not surprised.

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>discover how fun Redeye is with the Dreiss
>start playing him to learn him
>consistent lagspikes return and make him impossible to play

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>There are people here that aren't undefeated

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>>125688605
>only plays in a 5 stack

>>125688605
>only farms NA shitters

>>125688383

yeah dreiss redeye is probably his least cancerous form.

>>125688921
>Implying EU has any strong players

>>125688213
I have to see if thats just something fucked with the map the more I look at it the more there is no way she was able to wall jump up there with out you seeing it

>>125689050
>Only NA team to do good is prow and F8
Why so shit NA?

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>>125688786
>dealing with the gold 5- to silver 5 shitheads you usually get paired with
>implying everyone over gold 3 isn't 5 stacking

>>125688605
>gets a good placement from 5stacks
>stops playing immediately after so his rank doesn't get worse

hah waw

>>125689290
Cocks too big to take orders. They're all superstars.

>>125689482
Its more like the game makes you stop playing ranked after you get to cobalt.
I frequently qued with subs and friends and after the contaiment war update ques took 20-45 mins. I even had a screen shot of a 60 min que on a friday night.

>>125689482
You can't be place in cobalt, that record is from yesterday's comp games

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>game is onviously balanced around 5 vs 5
>there are no public matches with 5 vs 5
>all the min lvl 10 servers are 7 vs 7

Why can't SD do anything right?

>suspect enemy of triggerbotting with sniper and shotgun
>don't say a thing because I don't want to seem salty

>>125690472
yea i play with sub sometimes too

>>125690472
The moment you suspect that someone is cheating you should go to spectator mode.
Once you are 100% sure that they are cheating, you should call them out as obnoxiously as possible so he gets votekicked.

>>125690678
You are a dumbass
You spec them, record them, then if you are sure they cheat you report them, send video footage as well, tell it in chat so they get kicked, post proof on reddit so it can't be ignored and so on.

>>125690849
>trying so hard to get a random shitter banned who will most likely stop playing in a week anyways

>>125691014
It's more for higher level players that cheat.

>>125690849
I thought about that but I was too busy doing my damnedest to carry a team of shitters with a lvl 6 Sparks who quickly understood following me was the best thing she could do

HOW IN THE FUCK DOES ONE GET LOST IN THIS GAME?
I'VE SEEN TWO LEVEL FIVES IN A ROW TURN AROUND AFTER SPAWNING TO EXPLORE OUR FIRST FUCKING SPAWN

>>125691754
People get confused by new spawning points and progressive maps.

>>125691754
>being this new
>doesn't know level 6 is where people are not completely lost
>Doesn't know level 10 is where people have decent idea of the map and don't get lost any more
>doesn't know level 20 is when they discover they have merc abilities such as healingstation, ammo packs, the ability to defuse or repair faster.

I just saw a level 5 doing alright with Redeye in execution, he got at least two kills every round. I was genuinely impressed.

>>125691968

Level 25 is when they become egotistical faggot after hours of pubstomping.

>>125691754
>play trainyard on attack
>finish 2nd objective
>"oh there's still 5 minutes to finish the 3rd so it's easy"
>3 minutes later half of your team is still running around the 2nd obj area because they don't have any braincells

Daily remember to be nice to noobs, sometimes they are not retarded, only a bit overwelmed. Except of course the Vaselines, who are all inbreed donkeys.

>>125692175
trainyard on attack is fucking impossible at the third stage

I don't know how to do it

>>125692126
Incorrect, they are ego faggots regardless of the level.

>>125692336
I'm nice to them the moment they do what I tell them to do.

>>125692336
I saw "Press E to Drop Ammo" in one of my first games. Of course I already knew that because I played the tutorial, but I bet he doesn't run out of ammo that often.

>>125692336
If they don't use their merc abilities they can fuck right the fuck back to the tutorial.

I have said this many times. If you are useless skilles fuck. Just go aura and drop a medstation down and you will be far more useful than anything else.

>>125692486
>Die
>Have to run back forever to get to the objective

It's the same reason why I hate Dome.

>>125692175
>trainyard third stage
>easy
pick fucking one.

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>>125692486
Protip4u: go under the bridge and spawncamp them, it's a proven strat done by high level tryhards. The main problem is explaining this to your team and getting at least one of them to help.

>>125692648
I forgot to screenshot it but I played an objective match where the number two in my team was an aura who got 0 kills but placed her station all the time

>>125692486
pray for a wipe
pray someone has the objective

>>125692889
That's what I am fucking say. But all else low level fucks think they are too good to play a simple merc or even play the tutorial.

>>125692486
>wipe the enemy team once
>control the elevator room
>easy delivers
>>125692662
protip: use suicide just before a spawn wave

>>125692598
nope everytime i'm in his game i make it hard for him to get ammo when he plays sporks

Does the tutorial not teach you that charging your paddles gives more health? Tap revives everywhere.

>>125692126
True. Though the other day I was really happy. I was on my smurf account so our whole team was sub level 6 on Execution. The other team had four 20+ players and some teen levels. One of the 20+ switched to join our team and started patiently giving us advice and directions. It was really sweet. We even managed to win a few rounds. The other team was even talking shit to our team at the end. I made sure to give our level 20+ some praise for the effort.

One thing I never understood was the high level pubstompers going their tryhard classes right off the bat. I always thought they'd want more of a challenge and go secondary only or some of the mercs they aren't as good at. Things like Dreiss Red Eye/Kira/Arty, shotgun Rhino, melee Sparks, etc. I notice they play something like Bushwhacker then die once or twice, then switch to Fragger/Skyhammer/Nader and roll through the low levels. I get that decimating a team is fun, but it's already a tough game to get into, you don't have to make the game so painfully one sided for newer players.

>>125693063
Tutorial should be mandatory to complete before you're allowed to join into a match.

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How to fix the tutorial:

>teach about basic merc roles
>teach that different weapons affect your speed
>teach the difference between tap-revives and fully charged paddles
>teach that the maps consist of three parts
>teach about spawn waves and suiciding
>teach walljumping
>teach difference between hipfire and ADS
>hammer it to the players brain that the game is not CS
and finally: teach players to be nice to each other

>>125693728
no, tutorials are not important as far as player retention goes

>>125693728
>>teach about basic merc roles
>>teach that different weapons affect your speed
>>teach the difference between tap-revives and fully charged paddles
>>teach that the maps consist of three parts
>teach difference between hipfire and ADS
The tutorial already does that.

>>125693805
I still think it should automatically poop out your health station and ammo if you haven't put it down within 30 seconds of spawning if you're sub 7.

>>125693728
Have YOU played the tutorial?

>>125693985
would be neat if
>play skyhammer
>teammate uses the ammo request quick chat
>your ammo pack icon starts blinking

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It's good that dirty bomb is covering all the bases with this update

things I'll never want(Christmas Sweater loadout cards) AND things I'll never have (non-shit trinkets), it's a christmas miracle

>>125694473
>not liking cheesy chirstmas sweaters

I bet you don't like dogs either, faggot

>>125694343
I've asked about adding ammo icon above your head when asking ammo and all I've gotten is "it's already there" no it fucking isn't.

>>125694857
It's there if they're running low. Otherwise there's nothing.

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>tfw spending my good boy points tomorrow to buy an Arty trinket + the bundle that includes Arty, Kira and Vassili

>>125694953
>v22
>Ammo icon appears above your head

It can't be so hard to do. I know about the icon being there if you're empty but why isn't it there when you specifically request it? Medics can easily tell who needs health and who doesn't but why can't fire supports tell it that easily?

>>125695258
I thought it appeared if you yelled as well?

>>125692889
It was probably my gf lmao. She usually has a negative kdr and occasionally will get 0 kills, but she'll know when/where to drop healthpacks/station,
and she'll revive people . Problem is, her reaction time is shit and her aiming sucks, so she routinely gets killed by lower level people.
I can't even say anything cause she'll get all hurt about it. I'm pretty good at killing though, so its usually enough to get us a solid win.
I just hate having to carry teams sometimes. I'm not trying to act like I'm some MLG 360 noscope pro, but I'm pretty good.

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>>125695993
you don't have a gf

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>>125696146
>It was probably my gf lmao.

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>>125696360

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>>125696610

>Fragger with best perk

>Flecther with shitlock and shit perks

>>125696905
you do know that explodydendron increases the crucial damage radius by like 0,1 meters, right?
it's literally useless

>>125696905
>Unshakeable is great
>Bat with chopper is great
>Flying pig is great

Those perks are great and Fletcher is 420 speed, so you can actually use those last two pretty good. It doesn't have Lock-On, or SMG secondary, so it's not as good as that other card, but still it's a good card.

>>125696905
>>125697013

And that the Blish is the perfect longrange weapon Fletcher needs.

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>>125682652
I win

I want to get a medic besides aura

Sawbonez or Dr. Bill?

ranked alone is pure suffering

>>125698179
sawbones isnt great
most of the time your allies will fucking run away from your health packs
better off getting someone else

>>125698473
post that id

>>125698179
Sawbonez is really good for a more coordinated team, but your team in pubs is generally awful, not coordinated, and will ignore/dodge/run away from your packs. If you try to throw extra, you may end up without one for yourself when you need it.

Phoenix is a better pub medic because you can't miss your heal as long as you walk near your teammates and you don't have to worry about saving a pack for yourself as you heal yourself in the process. He's not quite as good as Sawbonez in terms of being a medic, but he's easier to use, easier to heal bad teammates and you're more likely to stay alive in the process.

>>125698936
^ This familita

>>125698523
>>125698936
>>125699391
Yeah, that's what I thinking, I'll probably get fruitman either after the free event or if all mercs go on sale.

>>125699391
only reason why i hate pheonix is that teammates always run behind a shred of cover just as i aoe. they need to make it so the aoe goes through some geometry like pillars and crates.

>>125699501
For SD that's like asking them to discover the meaning of life.

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I'm a BR enthusiast how do I into Stark

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>>125699579
Dirty Bomb must be the meaning of life because it's literally the only thing I've done aside from working for 6 months straight.

>>125699815
If you like the BR you'll realize how much easier the Stark is to use.

>>125699898
How much money did you spend ?

>>125700174
Around ~30 dollars in my currency.

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>rush kill half or more of the team
>don't have the time to gib anyone behind me
>die and thing "my teammates" can handle the rest right?
I was wrong

>>125700292
Sounds reasonable.
You seem like you have indeed figured out the meaning of life

>>125700110
Why is it easier?

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>>125696146
>having a gf is such an alien concept to this guy that he finds it hard to believe other people aren't total autists like himself
TOP LEL
O
P

L
E
L

>>125700709
The burst is faster on the Stark. As in, the time between each bullet being fired is faster. You'll hit more shots with the Stark when your aim is good, and it does slightly more damage. Both things may not seem like a big difference on paper, but it plays out that way.

I like to BR too though. Both are great.

>>125701138
>someone mentions a random pubbie doing something in a game
>hahaha guys that was probably my GF
>implying you aren some faggot trying to feel superior to others on a Tibetan basket weaving board

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I've been playing for a while now, how do I know how much more i need to play for a coal keychain?

>>125701870
Think it was 20 hours or something

>>125701243
Well it can't hurt to try. Also woodland looks cool on Arty since he's got the army style helmet.

>>125701870
where does it keep track of that?

>>125701870
>>125702352
>>125702428
Listen up idiots cause I'm only gonna say this ONCE

Starts 12/22 and you need

3 hours for coaly
12 hours for lantern
45 hours for retarded snowman

I've heard rumblings these hours are not calculated congruent, meaning you need 60 total to get all 3 but I am not sure if any credence can be given to that

>>125702580


>Hours not cot counted based on your prior time

Really SD?

>>125702727
They're event rewards, anon.

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>>125702580
yes, the time required stacks
enjoy your 60-hour ingame time shitshow

I know I will.

Dreiss is feels okay now

t.subz

>>125702945
why would anyone take advice from a shitter that cant win?

>>125702870
COALY
O
A
L
Y

O_O

>>125703419
He can aim and kill stuff, so taking weapon advice from him is good.

Just don't ask him how to carry or how to win.

>>125702870
If you want the snowman trinket you would have to play roughly a little over four hours of total in-game time every day for fourteen days in a row. It doesn't seem like a lot but honestly i expect we will see people idle.

>>125703440
Yeah, best looking trinket by far is the easiest to obtain. It's like with gold looking better than cobalt, I think SD are retarded, or it's some kind of ruse to see if people are retarded enough.

ye olde flashlight looks the best t᠋bh f᠋am

>>125704050
I think it means in-match time, same as how Credit Boosters count time.

personally I'll probably go for the Olde Flashlight and then give up halfway through.

>lel sticky black man


I remember when this fucker was /dbg/'s top merc until they fixxed him

>>125705874
>top merc

/dbg/ hated him for the longest time and didn't think he was useful.

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anything else is heresy

>>125706279
Pretty much this. Went from being an inferior engie choice compared with Bushwhacker to being an annoying merc with no skill bullshit airbust rockets.

>>125706445
How could you press ctrl with your knuckle

>>125705874
only beardycuck

>>125695993
That's cute if it's true, that aura was really helpful too

>>125706687
curl your pinky slightly so you hit the bottom of CTRL with the "pad" opposite your knuckle and shift with the tip.

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>>125706687

>>125705750
Yeah, can't have someone idle for 2.5 days strait during the holidays.
Got to have them be playing that whole time.

If my profile play time, vs my steam played time is to believed about 75% of my hours are actually in match. Asked as friend, and he's closer to 60%.

So if you're playing ranked for those trinkets, or say browse the general with the game open a lot, plan accordingly.

proxyautist here, ive been using sawbones for my support missions so i can pretend to shove my massive medpacks down peoples' throats and help them up with my old man strength, but now that i tried phoenix i really like him because im used to the hokfir and the self ress helps a lot when you suicide dive into mines and grenades.
so should i stick to only using the hokfir or is kekten strictly better and worth getting used to?

>>125708307
Hoch and Kek are pretty much tied for best SMG at the moment.

Anyone wanna dirty stack ranked? I'm so tired of these obvious lvl 7s.

>>125701138
>caring THIS much
>being THIS salty
Have fun memeposting my friend, but fyi...

>>r9k is that-a-way.

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Despite BR's best efforts I finally got Gold rank for muh trinket. I think 5 looks cooler too without that stuff at the bottom.

>>125701789
>>125711116
meant 4u

>>125711262
>>125711116
s᠋mh
t᠋bh

>>125710213
id?

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>lose a ranked match
>progress to the next rank is literally cut in half
great game SD

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Alright, /dbg/.

>your level
>your favorite merc
>your favorite gun
>the objectively best camo for that gun

Go.

>>125714047
20
Arty
Crotzni or BR-16
don't care

>>125714047
12
Arty
Stark
?

>>125714047
25
Stoker / Sawbonez
Stark / Crotzni
Fragment Cobalt / Swiss Red.

>>125714134
>>125714261
>>125714432
fuck off

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>>125714047
>your level
13
>your favorite merc
Either Phantom or Nader.
>your favorite gun
Katana or Ahnuhld

>>125714047
50
Skymemer
M4
Ayylmaoware

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any good or should I let it ride?

>>125712694

http://steamcommunity.com/id/MC_H

>>125715124
Breddy gud. Keep in mind that nearly all of his cards are usable, it depends on your playstyle.

>>125714047
>your level
26
>your favorite merc
Arty/Stoker
>your favorite gun
Stark/BR
>the objectively best camo for that gun
Cobalt Fragment for Stark, Gold Crown for BR

>>125715124
His best primary and secondary, knife is great, Quick Draw is great because of switching between his healing ability and switching to his secondary mid fight, and Extra Supplies is really good for his ability. Only part of his card that is okay is Cool. I'd say keep it.

>>125678576
Why do people say Fragger is boring? He's very fun to play, I like actually being effective.

IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED A GOOD SKYHAMMER LOADOUT OR ANYTHING

>tfw arty is too popular in /dbg/ and contrarians will start to hate him

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>>125715776
I'M SO FURIOUS I FORGOT TO ATTACH MY IMAGE

>>125715830
>tfw I've played him from the beginning before the buffs
I don't want him to be the next fragger main merc

>>125715830
>Dreiss/Stark/BR
>Family Man
>Fire Support
He's literally perfect.

>>125715830
>mained arty is the closed beta
>havent bothered unlocking him yet in the open beta
I want to play him but fuck i want to play these other guys too

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>>125714047
20
Skyhammer
Timik
Full Blue Cobalt

>>125715971
Ayyy those are all decent. Drilled is ALWAYS good on every merc but Rhino, and Try Hard can and will save your ass.

Besides, Skyhammer is already a good merc. The perks merely add to him.

>>125716494
>cool
i hate this perk

>>125714047
>your level
23
>your favorite merc
arty
>your favorite gun
BR-16 or Stark
>the objectively best camo for that gun
no opinion

>>125716273
Oh noes, a new challenger has entered the ring. Its some one with better reactions than a dead cat which makes his abilty useless

>>125695090
>GBP
Haven't heard that one in a while.

>>125717172
His ability isn't just for killing, it's also for area denial and pushing an enemy towards a different direction. It usually only kills when the enemy is already preoccupied. Even if it misses, it can force them to move out of an advantageous position too, which can setup your teammates for the kill.

>>125718269
Don't forget generators and the EV

Anyone who wants to roll a 5 man stack ranked hit me up.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/MC_H

>>125717012
who even uses mounted MGs enough to justify the Cool perk anyway
no, seriously. tell me.

give me a reason why Cool is not actively the worst perk.

>>125719012
It's good on Phantom and Red Eye. Everyone else it's okay on.

>>125719012
Because Enigma exists.

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How are you liking Thunder free week guys?

>>125719982
>not "Shootergame"
one job

>>125719012
When you die on an MG you usually fall behind cover or on higher ground so Phoenix can use his self-revive. Still not a very good perk though.

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>>125719982
>Implying anyone still has a 1280x720 monitor
ya fugged up m8

>>125720326
>playing this shit on anything but a shit 2 year old labtop with sVGA

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Why did no one tell me MK Thunder was this fun?

>>125715591
he's just generic FPS guy

>>125701243
Ok So I gave the Stark a shot and while it does feel like the burst itself fires 3 bullets faster, it also feels like the time between bursts is slightly longer. That said I felt like it was really effective since I made my shots count, but God damn without drilled I feel like a slug trying to reload that thing. I wish S82 had drilled instead of extra supplies it'd uber tier.

>>125724091
You are right, the time between bursts is longer on the Stark.

>>125724091
I end up using S81 on Kira and B81 on Arty because Drilled is too damn good. S95 on Stoker and S92 on Thunder are also great.

>Start playing ranked for a tag
>I keep getting matched with the same people

I didnt think this game was that barren

>>125724961
your mom is barren

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>>125725183
>your mom is barren

Thunder is actually really useful in underground

Does dirty bomb have porn?

there are more husbanderos than waifus but still

>>125715124
Best KEK card.

>>125719982
>conc grenades
>ever working
Good one, mate.

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>>125714047
br-16 I really like the m14 too
Normal gun metal

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Aura is just too good

pop down your q
kill everyone with your shotgun

>>125729063
also does anyone know how they really do that acc in profiles I really don't base it off anything but looking at some old stuff my over all was 43% till I did a game with fragger and it dropped till what it is now I shoot the EV and so on so I don't give a fuck

>>125729478
>shotgun
You're fired.

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>everytime I open a case I get an unexpected error and lose it
fuck this game

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>>125729063

tsuka why do you have two cancer tumors next to kira

>>125729583
>not harness the wild jumping and one hitting technique
ok

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>>125729478
Isn't it incredible that both of the free mercs are legitimately top-tier?

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>>125729675
its not hard to be my top 2 mercs
now i leave for work you all have a nice night

>>125730049

you are a qt

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Oh hey, Dirty Bomb won best new Free to Play.

http://www.pcinvasion.com/pc-invasion-readers-awards-2015-the-results

>MGSV didn't win Best PC Port
That's some horseshit right there.

>>125731075
>VR is a fad
and just like that i can tell the whole article is shit

>>125731075
>The Super Kawaii Award For Most Welcome Japanese PC Port 2015 – Dragon Quest Heroes
I'm sorry what. I loved the game but the port is really buggy for nvidia, forced 60fps, and Shitty mouse controls that make you sick

>>125732049
Might be a buggy port, but Dragon Quest is Dragon Quest.

Anyone got good montages of other players? I just want to learn how they move their crosshairs and game mechanics!

>>125732920
Yes.

>>125732920

sure

>>125732920
you can always watch subzstance's stream for all the latest tips and tricks

>>125729583
Literally any other merc in the game outdamages her smg

Shotgun hits hard and allows you to duck back in cover and heal

I've never had success with her smg

>>125733134
People in these threads told me he was a hacking camper who got called out on his shit and lost his cool on stream. Was it all a lie?

>>125733380
blish is p good on her tbqh

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>>125732920

here you go m8 the master himself

>>125733380
Blish is bad but at least it can be bad at multiple ranges. Shotguns don't even exist from range. Also BL41 card is really stacked with good weapons and perks. Plus the high damage per bullet which is the single good aspect of the Blish makes it a good peeking gun which suits her speedy playstyle.

>>125719012
It's not the worst perk right now because it cools Rhino's minigun after this latest patch.

>>125733134
>you can always watch subzstance's stream for all the latest tips and tricks
I know you're joking but subz rarely streams plus the only thing you will learn from him in pugs is how to stay back like a bitch boy and never push

>>125729543
I feel like there's something fucked up in the overall accuracy calculation at least for older accounts.

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>>125719012

phantom

>>125731689
It is though. It's a gimmick to sell expensive, overdesigned hardware.

>>125734842
It isn't you're objectively wrong, it's being used as a gimmick to sell overdesigned hardware yes, but that doesn't make VR a fad.

>>125733415
none of that ever happened

>>125733892
but no other card has increased healing which turns her from ok to broken

>>125735043
Don't lie to him, pubstance.

>>125735007
it is a fad
it's gonna be one of those toys that normalfags buy their kids for xmas presents and the only people who end up using them for longer times are /g/tards

Mercs that start with the letter 'P' are the most fun. Prove me wrong.

>>125735292
>Party
yes

>>125735292
Skyhammer starts with an "S".

>>125735287
Yeah could be the case, but once the retards who are currently selling them for a ridiculous amount of money realize no one is buying their over priced product we might be able to pick them up at a reasonable price and at that point we could see devs making games with VR in mind which could be fun.

>>125733415
He's definitely not hacking, nor is he a camper. He's an opportunist and makes safe calls. He's got great situational awareness both of his teammates and the enemy team, and he's got good aim. This allows him to get a lot of kills where the enemy is fighting someone else or doesn't have a lot of time to react to him.

This is also why he tends to lose as he doesn't create the situations himself, he capitalizes on others. If the team isn't moving forward, then he likely won't either. To work well with him you have to be good bait essentially. If you know how to survive, he'll make sure whoever is shooting at you is dead. This also means the team has to push when he creates an opening, which they often don't. He just ends up creating a meat grinder of kills that don't change the overall situation much.

>>125735757
don't lie to him, pubby

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>>125735757

>signed pubstance

>>125735757
Damage control

>>125735757
>t. pubstance

Why is every here so obsessed with Substance and Killerbee?

Are you guys just jealous of their raw skill?

>>125736297
someone post the killerbee thunder webm

>>125736297
>Killerbee
Yeah, dude's a beast.

>Substance
Hacks don't require skill to use.

>>125736297
Substance is know for being a good player and Killerbee is know for being a shit player. Figure it out.

>>125736597
>Substance is know for being a good player
I'm sorry what. He hasn't played in a comp match yet. Wait until the cup before you start sucking his dick more.

>>125736821
As someone who has played in pugs against him, i can confirm hes good.

Does anyone have the link for killerbee's games?