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/ss13g/ spessman on a spess station

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RIP thread edition

>LAST TIME ON /ss13g/!
>Lists of friends made, Ricklaus found to be friendly
>Snow shit
>Stormtrooper stuff added
>More snow wildlife on the horizon?

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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It's happening again
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>>125574145
I [Embed]ed my dick into your mum.
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Have a Top Ten Bros List, in no particular order.

Yahir
Anyone Ricklaus plays
Natalya
Sergei
Bob the Pyromancer
Caleigh _Hall
Yred in general because he's good
The friggen sawbones
Sheev
Frank Grimes
Terry
Angelite

And several others but i don't recall all the names right now.
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>>125574813
Brolist posted, this thread has been blessed!
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>>125574813

feels good man

Also, for whomever was discussing Doom, yes, it's pretty much fully open source. I forget the particular license but it can be used even in commercial projects. I'm trying to get as much done as possible without fucking around with the actual source, though (the source ports have some insane functionality if you can get around their quirks), but if it's absolutely necessary I wouldn't mind digging in there and seeing what can be done for those specific features.
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hello american friends i am making ss13 new from scratch
progress go very well this is after only month good no
please many helpings support
i should kickstarter no
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>>125574813
>tfw never static name
>never be much of an attention whore either
I ever wonder if people think I am robust
then again I never think about it much myself
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>>125570054
>>125570532
who
lot of people i didn't include, i had to limit it to 10

>>125571451
see above
also not being talked about is the best place to be at tbqh
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>go on internet
>get star wars spoiled for me
amazing, the one thing i was super excited for this year ruined by some cucks on 4chan
feels bad, man
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>>125578445
Spoilers already out?
noice time to shelter self
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So now that assdad is banned for a day, will the quality of the rounds improve significantly in the short while he's gone.

I can already guess that one less powergaming validhunter / shitter is bound to create more interesting rounds.
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>>125579029
Asshole, spoiler that stuff.
I had already figured something like that would happen. Not surprised.
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>>125579197
I have no clue, but I was faced with two contingencies..
? It was false and I believe it, in which case I know other people would believe it, so it should be spoilered so they have the option to take the
risk
: It was true and I believed it, in which case I'd want to paragon spoilering it so people can at least have to choice to spoil it.
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>>125579375
Harrison Ford fucking hated the character anyway. So it's not a big surprise they'd finally off him the first chance they get, and cash in on the shock factor.
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>>125578904
the main character kills masses of bad guys
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>>125580009
you mother fucker.
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>>125580740
/www.bing.lmgtfy.com/?q=harrison+ford+dislikes+han+solo
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>>125580740
huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/08/harrison-ford-han-solo_n_2097347.html
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>>125580740
http://www.mtv.com/news/2435082/exclusive-harrison-ford-is-done-with-han-solo/

He also asked, during the production of episode 6, for Han to be killed off in a noble way.
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>>125574813
Piss off with your circlejerk
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>tfw not in senaat's circlejerk
feels bad man
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>>125574813
>Caleigh _Hall
>Terry
>Sergei
>Frank Grimes

Literally who?
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>>125582526
Caleigh's a chill Sec Officer.
Terry's a relatively new player with a confusing haircut
Sergei's a good doctor
Frank Grimes is just a guy that was there for comfy time yesterday, he's cool.
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>tfw you think you're a good doctor but still not in senaat's circlejerk
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>>125582901
You are probably a good doctor

Maybe you should be more open and confident? Just be yourself, anon!!
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>latejoin HoS
>Wood everywhere
>Ask what's up, "Little problem in perma"
>Arrive to a prisoner running around with helmet on breaking EVERYTHING
>Blood, shards and bedsheets everywhere
>Lase him twice, throw him in solitary
>People bitching about the clown doing stuff near cargo
>Clown spreading a fuckton of beartraps warning about bears
>While brigging him, a pAI warns me of Braxton being suspicious
>Clown is brought in by warden asleep, later wakes up and reports he was set on fire
>"Someone breaking into perma"
>Some telescientist broke in and is taking the first guy out of solitary
>Lase him to shit because I REALLY don't feel like having to deal with hostile scientists
>Strip him, start treating him in medbay, get bwoinked for laser over-use
>Talk a bit, let him go
>Cleaning up all the junk because the warden doesn't understand evidence lockers
>Arrest paramedic that supposedly set fire to clown for questioning
>message from previous telescientist saying that Braxton is breaking into the captain's office
>Sprint my ass over to the HoP to get access
>Walk in on the teleporter wide open, spare on the floor, Braxton on the floor injured
>Arrest him, discuss punishment, tell warden to take care of him
>Check out medbrig by coincidence a little later, see him breaking out
>Call beepsky to take care of his ass
>Full strip, toss him back in
>Check on him in perma a minute or two later
>he's in a fucking spacesuit
>Strip him, get officers to GET DAT TELESCIENTIST
>Talk a bit more, decide to keep him in iso till we get his accomplice
>He demands a lawyer
>Happen to run into Garryck on the way out
>As I let him in, other telesci guy is caught and brought in
>Warden handles getting everything to the courtroom, I gather my evidence
>Finally get all the fingerprint reports and PDAs with incriminating messages together
>Start court
1/2
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>>125582667
There's no good shoulder length messy hair.
There just isn't. It's all waifu trash.
Would people be upset if I sprited new hair? I used to do a lot of pixel art, could maybe bundle together community requests.
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What is best music/albums for certain roles, such as miner, sec, doctor, scientist, barkeep, etc?
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>>125583457
Admittedly, not a lot of the hair styles look very good. I wouldn't mind some more.
If Shiggy got his waifu crate through, I don't see why this couldn't
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>>125583342
>Five sentences in
>Courtroom is suddenly filled with hivebots, xenomorphs and combat drones
>Catch a glance of someone jumping into a portal while I leg it
>Me and warden manage to escape guns blazing, officer shows up a little afterwards
>Injured, arm up, prepare for fucking war
>Warden starts clearing a path to the shuttle
>I go check on the courtroom, met with a xeno and two drones
>Everyone in there is fucking dead
>Clown is in the delivery chute for some reason, completely fine
>Move around maint to the bridge
>Warden surrounded by bear corpses, he went down like a champ
>Call shuttle, message centcomm, put out announcement with regards to monsters
>Drag warden to medbay, medbay filled with monsters
>Drag him to medbrig, he was bleeding and is now beyond saving
>Move all corpses into brig pod together with clown
>Get telesci guy who's been bitching to be let out in pod as well
>Deff squid suddenly announces that they were on the station and wiped out everything
>Clown was right about his bear warnings in the end
What a fucking round
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>>125583778
Clown always seems to get out of situations that killed everything else. It's impressive at times.
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>>125583642
Just listen to some jinglecats, it's the time of year for it.
I did it and it cleansed my soul of anguish And all negative emotions, 10/10
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>hair is stored in face.dmi
I would be surprised if my job didn't involve working with bloated frameworks 14 years old.
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What are some of your favorite /mischief/ things to do in ss13?
>roll traitor
>be a dick, fucking with everyone's shit and act like a prick over the radio
>don't buy any traitor gear, do small minor things like "grief" people
>buy and use a dna scrambler at the last minute
>enjoy ooc tears of people whining that I wasn't even a traitor
>don't say a single word
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>>125584545
>he doesn't keep his hair on his face
Get the fuck out of here you crossdressing waifu shitter
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>>125585447
>offer to get chemistry some new beakers
>only bring them large beakers from cargo instead of bluespace from science
I M P I S H
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>>125585447
>See chemistry fridge is empty
>Break in to make all the important pills: dexplus, keloderma, antitox-pepto, DD-tricord, rye, alk, arith, etc.
>Create them all with the same pill sprite
>Escape through disposals
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>>125585447
>rush the silver coin in fitness AND the silver coin in science maint
>use both to buy cigars instead of yellow gloves
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>>125585447
>pour welder fuel all over maint
>leave electrified grilles everywhere
>drop IED beartraps underneath a pile of items in O2 closets
>steal surgery tools
>kill MoMMis
>polyacid the chef's food
>sit back and enjoy
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>>125585447
>More than 20 players online
>Vote Taxi
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>>125585883
SSSadistic.
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>>125585836
I do this every single shift. I get a cigar, get a coin and turn it into a sweet.

And then i give that sweet to some random person i like that shift.
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>>125585447
Make 100s and 100s of 0u nothing pills in mere seconds

Dunno if you can still do that. I remember a mouse once came in and did, but he named them shit like 'HELP IM A MOUSE' was pretty fucking funny, except the mess was ridiculous
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>that fucking ling
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>>125586179
You can but it wouldn't really matter unless you steal the pill collector. And then they could still order a new collector from cargo.
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>>125586335
I hoped for a nice round of latejoin spess before going to sleep. Now its to late to join a new round.
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>>125585879
I don't usually play on /vg/ but I remember spilling welding fuel just absolutely fucking ruins everything.

Is there a way to clean it? Can the janitor mop up the spills?
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>>125586894
>Is there a way to clean it? Can the janitor mop up the spills?
Yes and yes

Upgraded janicart makes it a joke, just roll over it
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>>125585447
I always wanted to redirect disposals into a SME, so everyone taking the disposals highway gets vaporized. But I never get traitor.
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>>125588601
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>>125585879
>>polyacid the chef's food
eating polyacid doesn't do that much, use creatine or mutagen instead
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>>125588814
I think he means melting all of the chef's work.
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>install brand new GTX 970
>games with fancy graphics work fine
>but SS13 doesn't display graphics updating, only works in x16 mode, graphics freeze and become blurry in higher display
FUCK
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HEY GUYS,
Would anyone be UPSET if I organized the Hairs by Alphabetical order?

Can anyone ask on the server? I'm technically at work at the moment, but code doesn't stand out.
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>>125588746
I was going to be more evil and subtle about it, I was going to put more pipes in leading to that mining storage back room noone goes into, wall it off, have super good cooling so that no shard warnings go off, and put floor lights around the area to reduce suspension.
The station would slowly depopulate before someone nymph meta games me.
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>>125589483
I don't think a single fuck would be given about it, you can test this theory when it comes to submitting the PR.
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>>125589098
you're a shit player
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>>125589717
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IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S ACTUALLY WORKING.
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>>125589870
also I fixed it
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>>125590120
guide when? I don't need to know how to build it but i'll be damned if i know how to run the fucking thing without having it just sit there being blasted by gyros and fuel injectors for hours.
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>>125590120
COME TO ME HEAT
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>>125590120
>>125590580
Do the field reagents actually mean anything?
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>>125590957
From what I understand (and I don't understand much) the materials created in the compressor combine to create other elements. For instance, everytime I inject Pergium, the reaction accelerates and heats up a lot more. It's at 750 000 K now. I can't screen cap fast enough.
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Did it ! A million Kelvin !
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>>125590120
>>125590580
>>125591128
>>125591336

If anyone wants to take a look at the setup, and try to make sense of it. I'm on the test server right now. Fiddling around with it. I have to go shovel snow soon though so I won't stay for too long.
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>>125591336
>>125591128
>>125590580
>>125590120
>mommis
I have no idea what this means other than maybe my lights stay on but I'm proud of you little buddy!
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>>125591795
Well for now it means I'm able to shit out plasma at 2 million kelvins.

Which obviously mean I can obliterate anything.
Or power the TEG.
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Annnd someone blew the station with a nuke.


Thanks.

Although even though the setup is dead and no one else can take a look at it, I now know how to work the engine, you can't remove that knowledge.
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>>125592035
congratulations, you are the second or third person to get it to work, you are now a god of autism and I would follow you to the ends of spess.
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>>125592035
>Which obviously mean I can obliterate anything.
Imagine if there was some way to feed that in to some kind of super pressurized cannon and shoot it at stuff.
>being able to melt walls when
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>>125592452

Am the 3rd or 4th i think

other autism lords got it working and use it to power the station form time to time.
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>>125574021
>LSD will never actually work like LSD and will remain ebin scarecrow scary gas in reagent form because the coders can't be bothered
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>>125594631
>thinking LSD is in the game
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Ahhhhhh, wooden walls look soo good

though my building was a mess
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Thanks for the comfy round, Angel Hawke and the atmos tech guy whose name I can't remember
Learned a lot about Engineering
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>>125594947
you're missing something, family

you need mahogany doors
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>>125594860
>Mindbreaker Toxin
>A potent hallucinogenic compound that is illegal under space law. Formerly known as LSD, but was renamed so people understand that it is not a "fun time".
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>>125594860
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but yuh only get funny good trips on acid bro did you even see the movie

Based on how paranoid and aggressive you people act in-game, you'd probably have a rough go. But the chance for a good trip and a less cringeworthy name would be nice.
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>saw Vladimir being a shitter all round
>very close to killing him several times to stop him from being an anus
>never suspected he was a ling because he's always a massive shitter
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>>125595201
He probably absorbed that guy he was tabling non stop near round end.
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>setting up the TEG with two other people
>explaining to the new guy how the TEG works
>Atmos Tech: "Alright, now come and look at my gas chambers."
>go to engine room
>it's full of plasma
>Atmos Tech: "On second thought, don't look at my gas chambers."

>>125594957
You too, it's always nice to teach new people about engineering stuff.
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So for whatever reason, once cloning reaches 99% or so, it starts going back down instead of finishing.

What the fuck is up with that?
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Is there any way to deconstruct floor plating without an RCD and half a fucking cartridge per tile?
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>>125595490
For some reason, clones take toxin damage now. Constantly. It's actually kinda annoying.
Regardless, if you have the access, you should eject them at once anyway and throw them into your speedcloning mix (you *did* make a speedcloning mix?)
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>>125595589
I think mining drills can. Good luck getting one though.
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>>125595064
Yeah, I know. I was real disorganized that round. Especially with that insane Qm. pretty funny
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>>125595753
I usually go paramedic, and while I do make a speedclone mix, I don't have clone popping access for whatever the fuck reason
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>>125596505
>>125595753
What us a soeedclone mix? I haven't played in a while.

Also has basic cryo mix meta changed, or is it still pretty much? (very rough)
>20cryo
>20clon
>10 tric
>10antitox
>10bicard
>10derma/kelo
>whatever else (alky rye, coffee jizz etc)
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Anyone have hair design requests?
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>>125596917
Cryo meta has changed very much.

It's now
>30 cryo
>30 clone
>10 alk
>5 rye
>whatever the fuck else you want

It's made to speedclone rather than be a healtube
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>>125596954
We need really long hair that doesn't look like shit.

Something akin to Shanoa's from oracle of ecclesia
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>>125596954
more vox quills
hair for plasmamen somehow
TOUPEES FOR GREYS
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>>125596917
Speedclone's a mix meant for fixing up clones, and only clones, IE; fixing genetic damage, etc.

It's generally the same kinda mix from person to person, albeit slightly different. Generally, it's something like;
>30u Cryox
>30u Clonex
>5u Dex+
>10u Alky
>5u Ryetalyn
>10u Bicaridine
>5u Kelotane
>5u Dermaline

Some people put Antitox in place of the Keloderm, but recently, cryo's started burning the shit out of people, so I like having a decent way of keeping it from fucking up recent clones.
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>>125592274
I think I know where I've been going wrong with it all, I cut corners by spawning the bits in because lets face it where i source the parts is irrelevent, they don't fucking work half the time if you spawn them in! They are fucking broken on arrival refusing ID changes and all manner of nonsense.
I order a core from cargo and it's responding without even being wrenched down.
cutting corners doesn't payoff.
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>>125597328
>>125596917
Doctor's delight is incredibly effective once added to the tubes for some reason.
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>>125596954
Trump hair, pls

call it 'The unstumpable' if you wanna get extra /pol/ meme points
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>>125596954
Some decent looking hair for males. Nothing waifushitty, just, something to give us a bit more variety that isn't Mulder/Mentalist/Check 'em. All the other male hairs look like dogshit.
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>>125597456
Maybe it reduces its metabolism rate, meaning it is worse than tricord.
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>>125597456
No it's not. You need a retarded amount of Doc's Delight to match the metabolism rate.
5 DD in a cryotube does almost nothing.
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>>125597656
>not using Ponytail 1
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>>125597987
>wearing chick hairs on a male character

who the fuck do you think I am, a crossdressing baybie waifushitter?
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>>125596954
Skullets
More balding hair in general
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>>125597328
Cryomix by someone that understands the mechanics of Cryo
>20u Cryox
>20u Clonex
>10u Alk
>1u Rye
>~40u Dex+
>The rest doesn't really matter, add or replace a little bit of Dex+ with the following if you really give a shit, in order of priority:
>A bit of Arithrazine
>Rezadone&Peridaxon (>implying)
>Pepto-Dylovene
>If you really really care, Keloderma/Bicard though it's almost never needed
>DO NOT EVER ADD FUCKING TEA, ORANGE JUICE, ANY DRINKS TO CRYO YOU SHIT
>DO NOT ADD DD UNLESS YOU HAVE A BLUESPACE BEAKER AND ARE MAKING IT AT LEAST HALF OF THE CRYOMIX
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>>125598146
>ponytail 1
>a female haircut

You what.
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>>125598492
It's a ponytail, and it's a large one at that. It's hair for chicks, not men.
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>>125597656
>men
>waifushittery

anon
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>>125598618
>murderbone shizzard in charge of aiming at the chest
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>>125598890
>implying aim zone matters
Ablative reflects shit no matter the damage zone
And I was aiming for the crotch
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>>125598618
I wasn't even wearing ablative. They just hit a computer and the chain lightning bounced back at them.
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>>125599002
Oh shit really? I was wondering why there was no ablative helmet.
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>>125595092
>thatsthejoke.jpg

>>125595109
That's what psilocybin is for, stupid. Obviously the LSD you're taking is rotting your brain.
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>>125598890
>you in charge of having combat experience
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>>125599042
WHAT
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>>125599002
That's because the other damage zones have a chance to hit the chest instead.
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>tfw cant decide whether to play or observe
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>>125599195
I swear. Drove the cart a little to the right and they hit the crew monitor instead of going through a window. Bounced back and hit them. Then the teeth were mine for the taking.
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>>125599224
trying to tryout the new assembly frame system but things keep going to shit
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>>125599224
The game is shit, do something else
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Been medbay player mostly and I'm getting bored with it, what field should I branch out into and git gud at?
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>try to play something on the jewbox
>pay my 10bux
>can't make it do anything but play The Piano Has Been Drinking
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>>125599735
>set it to free play
>announce it
>nobody cares
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>>125599631
Science is always good.
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>>125596954
TWINTAILS
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>people spamming the same star wars spoiler everywhere
Why is /tv/ such a shit board?
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I'm over the hump at last!
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>>125603769
I only go to /tv/ for the memes, I don't even watch any fucking TV or movies.
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Can we please remove that need for resource nodes to be near blob nodes?

So many new blob players fall victim to that mechanic.
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>>125596954
Men:
Bonaparte
Old Hickory
Sitting Bull
David Bowie

Women:
Braided Bun
Beehive
Lazy Ponytail
Sailor Moon
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>>125603769
>abloobloo /tv/ a shit
>better fucking come and bother /vg/ about it because that will do something!

go away
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>page 10
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Reminder that xenoarchs are useless and should be killed on sight by miners.
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>>125608663
Reminder that Xenoarchs can find artifacts that heal on touch and charge the entire station at once.
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It has only just begun, thanks to the other anon for inspiring me to give it another shot, I think I've got it now.
The gist of it is: match the frequencies, saturate the chamber with plasma and fire a shitload of fuel in there. Also helps to use a load of gyros.
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why is the thread so fuckin dead
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>>125609267
or gas it...
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>>125609734
because we don't have enough waifus
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>>125609785
who's your favorite waifu
mine is ___you
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My cold loop a shit.
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Comfiest Jerb?
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>>125609734
Too busy playing vidya.
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>>125610616
Assistant.
Assistant is best in everything.
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>>125610616
Circus master a shit, 3/10 would not do again, too much insubordination from underlings.
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>>125610616
xenobio
mechanic specialized in telecomms
assistant with autismfort gimmick
miner/xenoarch
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>>125610616
Janitor can be pretty comfy if you just take it easy.
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>Nuke ops try to run a fun gimmick
>he puts on his suit and makes it clear he's an OP
>ALL THE FUCKING ASSISTANTS PULL GUNS
WHY DO ALL THE ASSISTANTS HAVE FUCKING LASER GUNS?!
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>>125611008
GREYSHIT PRIDE WORLD WIDE
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>>125611008
As the Cirus Master/Op leader that was painfull.

The guy whom was meant to steal the disk COULDN'T FIND IT, one perfomer got drunk then started killing people, the Vox was okay but on the order to go in hot he sat arround in the shuttle.
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>Can't wear shoes
>Put my shoes on cargo counter
>Nobody picks them up
>Pick them back up in view of a greyshit
>He starts disarm spamming me even though I'm actively trying to give them him
>Later on see him ride past on my ride, and people showing up with beartraps on their legs
>Even later on see him riding around on my ride in the CEs hardsuit

The assistants were more dangerous than the ops
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>circus is ops
>take an op to medbay and heal them before I realized
>they don't immediately kill me
>try to make things work out so we don't kill each other
>tfw medbay went to shit
I really didn't want to shoot the op there with the syringe gun, but it had to be done. Shit got too rowdy.

Also holy fuck does the esword make you bleed a lot
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>killing a borer
>get put into pAI with no master
>go rogue and spam donuts
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>>125611008
>>125611117
>Private gun owners stop terrorist incident
CHANT IT WITH ME!
U S A
U S A
U S A

GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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>>125611402
That's the first time that's ever happened. :^)
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>>125611008
Sounds like the second amendment works.

God bless.
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>>125611402
Do we even need sec anymore? Keep a supply of greyshits around, shout VALID at an antag and watch them chase the fucker down and rip him to pieces.
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>>125611184
As the magician, I was on board until you shot me.
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>hos
>Right out the door have the chef break into the captains office
>Someone with stungloves runs behind him and tries a go at me but the riot shield saves my life
>Brig chef for liek 4 minutes because he just broke into caps office and stole nothing
>Find the dick who gloved me and give him like five
>There is some asshole who managed to nab stuff from the captains office, including a headset
>Decide to lay trap
>Say over command that I left the spare in there
>Suddenly shit is going down at the armory
>Chef breaking into armory with stolen space suit and jetpack
>Dunked by a borg in space, how shit can you be
>Decide ill borg him
>looc: Im banned from borg
>Perma him
>He immediately spaces himself

>Go back to HoP office
>Theres some unknown in an engi suit
>Stun him thinking hes my asshole
>No hes just a mechanic who needs access
>Change his access
>Suddenly one of those russians ive been ignoring walks in
>He fires the cr-20!
>Oh shit
>OH MY SHIT
>say *gasp
>say *deathgasp
>he falls for it
>stun, laser to death while screaming ops
>he explodes
>I am in range
>die to depressurization and blown out organs
>Get cloned
>Russian with an esword and a eshield fucking people up
>Think he got sleeptoxed
>Gets beat up and blows up, this time I have all my shit and the disk
>Wait no some jackass stole my ID and guns
>Make it to the armory with spare id
>Suit up
>Ai called shuttle
>We win
sorry to mechanic
You were wrong place wrong time
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>>125611461
>first

Was this your first time playing on /vg/station?
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>>125611695
It's a joke about America's gun culture, anon.
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>>125611809
Oh.
That joke was shit.
I'm sorry, anon.
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>>125611604
I'm sorry, I thought my order of the three perfomers not being armed/havign contraband was listened to.
I had to hit you to maintain credibility of it being an act.
>>125611653
THAT's what the fucking idiot sneakthief did. God damn it.
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>chef dies out of own greytide
>sees the nuke ops
>revived
>next thing known is that he's in a hardsuit breaking into the armory
>found and ready to be borged

>LOOC: I'm banned from borg
>sec LOOC: But I don't know that, do I?
>LOOC: being in a mmi is kinda boring
>corpse ends up in perma

>>125611008
They had laser tag guns, much less damaging
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>Making work on blob from the solars
>Asking people to suit up and hit it from behind
>Everyone else is too content getting robusted in the armory and not making progress

Shitters
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I got the TEG to 600MW output and the rust chamber a measly 248k temp, I will do better next time, for now I slumber.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
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What's the difference between thermal plates and H/E pipes?
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>>125611992
One of them drew a stolen laser and killed an OP after their "magic show" with the clown.
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>>125612898

both work the same

take heat/cold form the zone/room to heat up the gas

both pipes and plates can be use to heat up and cold down rooms if the gas in the pipe etc is cold or hot
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Why is nigglywiggly still an admin?
Men this adorable shouldn't be making game decisions.
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What are your favorite memories from SS13?
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>>125612898
HE pipes seem to have higher heat transfer rate / tile
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>>125613746
getting brigged by sec for having NVGs in maint.
>buht they a 'taitor item' brig you now
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>>125613746
getting arrested for having yellow gloves as a cargo technician.
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>>125613746
Blowing up the chapel by getting half of the station to pray and present gifts.

we shoulda just kept the katanas and facehuggers.
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>>125613746
Fucking with security so hard as the clown that they don't deal with the actual threat and the station goes to hell
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>>125613746
Had a round as a paradmedic once where we were getting assraped by 20min of Meteor spam from the admins, ran around in my void suit dodging insta-death space rocks gathering oxygen and medical supplies for the fort people had built out of the bar.
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>>125613746
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>>125614336
Oh shit I think I was there, was pretty fucking fun even though I had no clue what the fuck was going on.
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>All these bugs
>All these sprite errors
>Just wanna fix em
>Can't work github, end up having to take 20 steps back because one step wasn't set properly
>IRC's meme hell, worse than steam chat at this point

tumblingdown
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>>125614336
>>125614632
Wasn't Grillby the bartender that round? Shit was comfy as fuck.
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>>125614336
Was it actual admin spam or was it meteor mode?
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>>125614662
maketh of the issue
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>$&$*. KILL EVERYONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>125614662
>make a bugreport
>drop it in the IRC
>"we'll fix the bug when you meme it"

memes are the worse meme.
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>>125614873
I tried to kill him, I really did, but the pod people refused to cooperate.
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>>125613746
Way too many to count, sometimes I even one up my own experiences.

I still miss that crab cult, though. That was a great work of art.
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>framed in ahelp for some bullshit about lockers
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tell me about the sekrit easter egg you tried to do once because you thought it would already be in the game
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>>125613746
Teleporting everything on the derelict to telescience in one go.

It didn't go well, but it was hella funny.
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>>125615082
The guy thought an engineering hardsuit was a cyborg, so mentioned an engi borg, and you were the only engi borg on. Don't ask don't know, do I?
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>>125615174
Is such a thing even possible?
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>>125615578
Bluespace slime cores
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>>125613746
I've got a few.

Roundstart, I am paramedic. Also traitor. Not assistant as expected. I forgot to turn off random if unavailable. Naturally, I head straight to the HoP to get a job change. There's about three people in the line, and the fuck is afk. I wait a while, then get bored, buy an emag and and esword, and walk in and kill him. All of sec comes. I put up a good fight, but a flashbang gets me and I get put into solitary.

I'm totally nude in solitary, just clicking on the door. The HoS walks by, tells me I'm being transferred to perma. I keep clicking on the door. She tells me to lie down on the bed. I'm not sure what she thought that would do to restrain me, but I complied. As soon as she opens the door it takes about five seconds for me to stand up, rush at her, push her, pick up her egun, and lazer her to death. I assume her identity and slaughter all of sec and the captain and subvert a borg. There's a mad party in the bridge I attend for a bit. When I can't find my target, I call the shuttle, and there's that. That's like the only time I wiped the station clean of resistance.

There was also killing a changeling with Dummo. My favorite trick is using someone as bait when you have a stunned possible changeling. Have them cuff it. If they fall, you are free to lazer without reservation.

Oh, there was not too long ago where I was in telescience with a serviceborg searching for a changeling that I suspected tried to kill me via telescience. By sheer luck, a monkey pops out of the vent. It dies via stunprod and floor tile and is gibbed by the science shuttle a few moments later.

There was forcefeeding a prisoner, The King tequila with Bateman. He ended up dead.

There was interrogating a muslim chaplain. We found potassium and water pills in his pockets. He said "Allah told me to take them if the infidel found me, which is now, so, give them to me. We complied, and he exploded.
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>>125574813
the dorfs should be on this, honestly
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Ability to turn yourself into techpriest when?
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>>125616205
Never. Not even memeing it will get it merged. Give up your dreams.
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>>125616205
As soon as I unfuck my repo, I'll get to work on space marine stuff, as STALKER stuff's out the window because 4 types of radiation

No hardsuit covers a-la celt Celt, they're broken, also why would you make it so that the stormtrooper weapon is not only a practice gun, but misses every shot anyway?, just bus stuff and .75 explosive pistols
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>>125616205
So mommi but also human.
Sorry but its unlikely will happen, because muh balans
But it would be pretty fun to play as techpriest
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>>125616568
>Just bus stuff and explosive pistols

Fuck that, borg sprites
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>>125616752
>catering to sillycons

Don't do this.
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>>125610616
But comfy and being bored to fucking tears go hand in hand so I play clown all day
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>>125617635
Fucking vault 120
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>>125616348
Why you think so?
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>>125617635
>Bartender during riot
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>>125617932
I'm faffing.
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>>125615578
I piled everything up on one tile, EVERYTHING.
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>>125616752
And human mommis
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>>125618108
Butt how
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>>125616568
It's only a 50% chance of being useless. And I was really quite lucky to get it finished on time, honestly
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i require spriting
someone please sprite what you envision as the result of someone throwing a handful of sand on the floor
it is for a good cause
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When was Asdor unbanned ?

And how much time before he's banned again ?
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>>125618234
It took a bit of time, it's why the telepad has a max capacity now.
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>>125615578
yes
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>>125597340
I spawned all the parts and everything worked bruv.

I don't want to be the "Works for me" guy, but try again, maybe it'll work this time.
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>>125619642
Asdor hasnt been banned in a very long time
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>>125619749
But
You can only teleport one tile at a time
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>>125613735
pls

>>125619642
He got unbanned a long while ago, and I haven't seen him doing anything ban-worthy since, I was hesitant at first, but he seems to have really improved. I just wish he'd stop taking my fucking library job every time I decide "I might actually play a round this time" but he's a fun journalist, if he still plays as one.

>>125620496
Yes, that's why you put EVERYTHING on that tile.
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Haven't played in a long ass time, but was just thinking about something I pulled a while back and thought I'd see how everything changed. Seems cool for the most part.

>nukeop
>get idea
>set fake ID to Rainbow Dash (Job: Pony)
>tell other nuke ops not to follow me and wait a few moments after I enter to go in
>get bwoinked on the way to the shuttle
>admin immediately realizes what I'm up to and leaves me alone
>C4 my way in
>yakety sax throughout the station
>blastin niggas left and right
>chat is predictably flooded with KILL THE HORSEFUCKER, becomes unusable
>literally entire station is chasing me
>get caught
>killed brutally
>spaced
>nuke goes off before I even leave the z-level
>entire round time: 90 seconds

this is why you don't take obvious bait, children
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>>125619642
Why? Did he stub your toe, baby?
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>>125620023
Oh god, you kept the shitty comic made about it, awesome.
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>>125621060
artist here
have another I made a while ago
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>tfw I have not got the job I signed up for 11/12 times in the past 24 hours
suffering
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>>125624578
Kill the person who has your job and B E C O M E T H E M
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>>125624578
Botanist lyfe
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>>125620717
Distractions are awesome as nuke ops.
Did something Christmas related last year.

Admins spawned some santa clothes, I went on station dressed as Santa, with the story that I needed gifts to give to the poor little children. Half the station got to medbay to see Santa and bring gifts. Meanwhile, my elves snuck in through the chimney and blew the house up.
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>>125624578
>tfw assistant and sec 5lyfe
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>>125624925
I did that once to the clown. As non-antag
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If anyone can teach me how to use comparison circuits it would be very much appreciated.
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>>125626537
I don't even know what the FUCK that is
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>>125626537
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>>125626537
>comfy.png
I don't understand
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Do junction H/E pipes still function as normal H/E pipes?
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>>125628817
Pretty sure they do
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>>125628550
Everyone needs a comfy.png
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>>125629441
>Yahir peepin over the chair

He's such an adorable alien.
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>>125629690
Nah, yahir is a sad cunt
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>>125630040
Why?
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>>125629690
A glass of water a day keeps the gray away
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>>125630171
shiggy and freak and half the thread are constantly shitting on him for no reason other than dank memes, so now he's a depressed asshole and takes it out on spessmens
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>>125630382
I don't think some random nobodies shitting on someone would make them depressed, anon.
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>QM Tatoring around, already released the singularity but it was a dud, looking to cause a little more trouble
>Figure I'll try to sneak a sneaky AI carding
>Step into the maintenance closet on the west side of the central section
>Start slicing through the wall into the hallway
>As soon as I finish slicing through, HoP comes out of his office
>Aw shit
>"Got a reason?"
>Shake my head
>"Well get going then."
>Walk away like nothing happened

Talk about awkward.
>>
I just shaved my legs and put on my favorite panties to feel more effeminate.
What've you done to get into character today, /vg/?
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>>125630603
fuck off, waifufag #69

they're men
they're all men, none of them are female, stop deluding yourself
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>>125630571
ick ock banned
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>>125630750
Talking about past rounds isn't ick ock.

Who let the hotheads in?

>>125630741
Socachaca is actually a mexican grill and bar
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>>125630741
Thank god I want to suck a dick
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Assuming you wanted to supercool a gas, would Oxygen or Nitrogen be better?
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This isn't a formal poll, just a matter of curiosity

Does murderbone bother you? If so, does the murderbone method matter? Which kind bothers you the most?
http://strawpoll.me/6288992
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>>125632156
What do you want to use it for, the SME?

SME outputs more power when oxygen is the atmos
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>>125632673
>Listed wizard and antagonist powers separately

SOILED IT

I hate wizards but you suck as making polls
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>>125632673
>people complaining about esword
>probably the fairest and most easily stopped murderbone option
What?
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>>125632818
I admit I am wrong.

Can you ever forgive me?
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>>125632906
No fuck off, you missed your chance
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>>125632887
If someone plasmafloods, the shuttle always gets called because it's high profile

Esword murderbone is usually silent and they don't call the shuttle, they walk around silently killing for half an hour until everyone is dead

Also singuloose is probably the least lethal thing listed there. It only kills you if you're not listening to the radio.
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>>125633070
>esword
>silent
What?
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>>125633172
People get their head lopped off before they can yell for help. Yes there's a sound effect but you're not going to hear that in the next department over.
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>>125633242
If people can hear people welding walls in maint, they can hear eswords.
And esword is usually paired together with ebow. I refuse to believe anyone could possibly be slow enough to not be able to type the attacker's first name, their location, or at the very least "HELP"
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>>125633242

You can't hear anything more than 7 tiles away, outside of, VERY specifically, explosions

Even gunshots can't be heard outside of 7 tiles. I tried to get a PR up to change that to make gun play more interesting and Nuke Cunts rounds more interesting, but it sunk under unexpected technical problems
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>>125633324
>refuse to believe
Really? You've never played a lowpop round and seen everyone killed with an esword because of this exact thing?
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>>125633432
What usually happens is that nobody gives a shit, not that nobody heard it or nobody could call for help
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>>125632673
Everyone is complaining about plasmaflood (for good reason, it's the CORRECT ANSWER), so I had an idea:
What if the walls had "containment emergency" lockers that unlock if the room's air alarm detects 1% plasma in the air

The lockers would contain an exosuit that doesn't protect from temperature or attacks at all BUT prevents plasma from getting in your eyes / from toxifying your clothes / from poisoning you. Also maybe it slows you down like the shitty suits from Deff.
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>>125632673
>murderbone does not upset me
>0 votes

Well at least that's settled
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>>125632673
>I'm the only guy who doesn't give a fuck about murderbone
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>>125632673
>no silent stun kill murderboning

Shit poll.
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>>125632887
esword is refering to the 'ultra station depopulating combo' of esword and ebow.
Holy shit, fuck that combo, and fuck everyone who uses it because they are faggots.
Wizards are high profile and cause a shuttle call as soon as a wizard is mentioned.
But esword and ebow faggots can just pop out the bow to shoot you then pull out sword and slash slash slash your in crit slash slash slash you are dead.

Singloose is my second option because FUCK engineers who set up the singularity and FUCK people who singloose with out setting up a singularity beacon.
>Speed run setting up SME in record time before total power failure
>Tetris the PA
>Bring in the gravity generator
>New fucking coming engineer fixes all of that because 'I don't get paid as much if there isn't enough danger'
FUCK CARBONS *AFLAP *AFLAP

>Oh man I managed to get the CMOs jumpsuit, time for shuttle call so I can get my green text
>I KNOW I WILL JUST SNIP TWO WIRES AND RUN AWAY
>Shuttle has been called: ITS LOOSE
>Eats nothing but engineering
Now if they bother to fucking set up a singularity beacon in the center of the map then yea, oh man that is so fucking beautiful to see it beeline straight for escape or bridge.
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>>125634295
>Wizards
>cause a shuttle call as soon as a wizard is mentioned.
bull
shit
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>>125632673
>ONLY ONE PERSON VOTED WIZARD
>ONE PERSON

Have you idiots forgotten that Flesh to Stone still lasts TEN MINUTES? This isn't an exaggeration. If you're hit by it when the shuttle has 5 minutes until arrival, you are done for the rest of the shift: you'll unstone when the shuttle arrives at centcomm.
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>>125632673
The only thing that bothers me is people calling the shuttle at the drop of a fucking hat, it could be the smallest fucking thing and those motherfuckers would want to leave without even trying to solve the issue.
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>>125634295
>can just pop out the bow to shoot you then pull out sword and slash slash slash your in crit slash slash slash you are dead.
Wow that sounds a lot like ling, the worst gamemode, except relatively even more exciting than ling!
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>>125632673
>mfw I don't care about murderboning so long as they don't drag the round on for hours to get every last valid
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>>125632741
I want to use to put the greatest amount of mols possible in a canister as fast as possible
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>>125635050
They're equal then, iirc

If you want to get the greatest number of mols with no regard to time, use plasma
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>>125632156
Both have the same specific heat temperature.
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>>125635006
>>125634912
>that ling round the other day where they murdered the entire station and dragged the round on for three hours just to get their target
>their target was a xenoarch that fucked off to space early in the shift
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>>125635129
>>125635109
Thanks
How do thermal plates compare to H/E pipes?
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>>125635136
Xenoarch here. I was tempted to powergame it but with the AI on their side and a plasmaman with me I didn't.
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>>125635375
Equal iirc

Advantage of HE pipes is that you can chain them in a row
Disadvantage is you have to waste a space on junctions, and can't stack more than 10 (5 each direction) on the same tile (you can do up to 20 plates on a tile using layers)

Use HE when you want to cool on the way to somewhere else, use thermal plates to make super-compact coolers. My design uses 3 tiles (2 layer manifolds and 8 plates) and cools to minimum pretty fast, a couple minutes.
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post dank screenshots
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>>125635782
Thanks
I will use this newfound knowledge for nefarious deeds
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>>125635843
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>>125635843
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>>125635843
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>>125635843
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>>125636027
Nice try grisbald
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>>125636426
He was braindead one round so I drew that and had a giggle.
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>>125636308
this reminds me, I never got to give Angie the pie I made for >her due to shit hitting the fan massively. i'm sad now.
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>>125635843
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>>125635843
I haven't seen Nevill in a while, but I can't play a lot lately.

He's still around, right?
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>>125636940
He got scared off by the shitposting about him and Yahir, now he plays other characters.
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>>125636940
>>125637043
yeah, i'm the one posting the dank screenshots. I just play as esteban or some other memer instead of nevill now.
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I just discovered a huge exploit and I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE AHHAHHAAHA
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>>125637129
I still remember the shift where you took pictures of all the people you killed and filled your IAA office with tons of murder evidence and shit like a crazy person

A+ job as an antag Nevill, you are a good player
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>>125637234
>that screenshot
yeah there we go APC destroyed mission accomplished
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Why does chemistry make such low dose pills? Why arent they making 30u or even 50u pills? Its not like chemicals run out.
I mean every time I put someone in a sleeper I give them 20u of everything because why the fuck not?
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>>125637320

>It's not like chemicals run out

Opinion discarded
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>>125637234
thanks man, nice thing to say.
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>>125637320
Because you can only hold 100u in the chemistry reservoir at once, so if you make 5u pills you can make 20 new pills instead of just 4.

If most people come in who need pills only need 5u of antitox, why waste your time making shitloads of 20u pills?

Note that upgrading the chemmaster helps with this shit because the internal reservoir increases up to 200u. But
>mechanics
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>>125630382
>>125630549
nah my life is just really shitty and when it gets winter i tend to get depressed all the way until summer
the thing where shiggy would shit on me at every opportunity along with his close circle of friends/lovers just really frustrated because he had no reason to considering we never even played together but maybe 5 times total together.
not to mention having such a blatent grudge towards a player is unprofessional as an admin.
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>>125637320
If you NEED to ask this question, you don't deserve the answer
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>>125636940
>double agent rounds
remove when
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>>125638014
I suggest this every time someone says that:

What if Double Agent ALWAYS starts with 2 players targetting each other

As soon as one dies, a random crewmember who does not have a loyalty implant gets autotraitored targetting the survivor. The survivor receives this message:

SYNDICATE UPDATE
A rogue wing of the Syndicate has activated an agent in your sector. We have expended considerable resources to upgrade your uplink with 2 additional Telecrystals. Trust no one: attack could come from anyone.
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>>125638426
What if, if it finds 0 players alive without a loyalty implant, it automatically calls an ERT instead (like how you can call one on red alert)
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>>125638680
Only if it is capped at once because that would mean when the ERT kills the last traitor there would be two ERTs with no antags
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>>125638426
I think it could work if it were mixed. not ALL of them have to be double agents, just a couple, and the rest be normal traitors.
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Okay you losers, I've heard enough about antag modes you hate

Which is the best, most fun mode when you're not the antagonist?
I choose Blob, but I also like Nuke Ops and Vox a lot.
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>>125639417
Blob, fun as fuck. I love nuke ops to observe. Regular traitor is second to blob though.
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>>125639417
The most fun round I've ever had was when I was a traitor on a blob shift. I am not sure if it was adminbus or what.

>Sneaking around to pick off my target while the whole crew is fighting the blob
>Turning my antag items against the blob itself
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>>125639417
Vox Raiders was pretty fuckin' fun, shame to see it gone.
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>>125639417
Vampire is still my favourite to play. Kind of boring being a nonantag during it though since it's stealth, but the powers you unlock during it are great fun to play with.

It helps that I have hemophilia too.
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I managed to put a bag of holding inside a bag of holding
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what's the most stupid feat you saw someone pulling off? stupid gimmick shit is fine too
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>>125641217

Did you use a special technique or did it just break 4noraisin ?

Normally that causes a baguloth, and we'd like this to be reported so we can fix it
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>>125641340
What do I get from reporting this bug
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>>125635843
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>>125641394

Github is preferred, otherwise there's a Bug Report button in the tabs ingame
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Did nobody in the past few months notice that recycling a stack of 50 floor tiles at the Autolathe gives the same amount of metal as a single floor tile?
Same for metal rods?
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>>125641534
>everything about those fucking things

Bravo TG
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>>125641394
Respect and attention of codermins and some admins.
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>>125642395
I don't want to report it
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>three hours of that shitfest finally over
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>>125641818
I have noticed that shit. Which is why I dump everything in the garbage and use the reclaimer now.
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A damn good round to be a Cargonian. Singuloth accomplished without bans or lynchings.
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Holy shit that round.

It was fun just unleashing the power of a vampire and wrecking a large amount of the station's shit, and stopping them from getting weapons, killing the HoS, warden, and several officers.

The reason I died? I was fucking red level hunger and in a hardsuit, so I was too slow and got kited by somebody with a laser. I managed to use Cheat Death, but came back with 0 blood, so I couldn't use any abilities besides glare and whatnot because I needed at least 10 blood to use them.
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How to I use my spells as a vamp?

I couldn't figure out how to stun people when I was enthralled or whatever
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>>125643821
It was well isolated and controlled. Not in the middle of the fucking cargo area.

Congratulations. I'd have loved to see it go loose when everyone was evacuating.
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>>125643869
You're not a vampire when enthralled.
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>>125635843
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>>125643821
>my dead body by the pizza table

>>125643915
So what do you do? Just murder people like anyone else would?
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>>125644026
Just do whatever the vampire that thralled you wants you to do. Its like a shittier apprentice.
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>>125643949
how do you get the plasma to look like this? Mine is just purple glitter
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>>125644349
Add fire, and oxygen.
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>>125641818
>>125643812
Why haven't you hit that [Bugreport] button yet?
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dindu nuffin
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>>125645313
go to bed youre drunk
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>>125619642
Hello this is asdor
nice meme
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HELP IVE BEEN BANNED FOR NO REASON
WAKE UP SHEEPLES
ADMIN METAGRUDGING IS REAL
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>>125620604
I almost never use the library anyway so you could just transfer (that's what I do when the occasional librarian shows up and I don't feel playing cargo).
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>>125635843
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>>125645476
Who this time
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>>125635843
I would post mine but I don't want to, I'm a rebel.
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>>125641818
Reproduced it

I shouldn't be taking time away from my final papers but I'm going to make a special exception and fix this one real quick

Please report this stuff on github. I wouldn't have seen it at all if I wasn't checking the thread at this exact time.
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>>125647362
Fuck, Bauds beat me to it, nevermind

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/7100
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So, How do you emote ? Is it *emote in the command box or is it something like me *emote
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>>125647816
*help
and
me
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>>125647816
me[space][enter custom emote]
say[space]*emote
Such as
*fart
*laugh
*sigh
*smile
and so on
fart is most important though.
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>be tator RD
>just recovered from bomb explosion, shuttle called
>nobody knows I'm tator
>find target dead in genetics
>drag him to robotics to be brained and borged
>about to get away with everything
>clown comes in
>get batoned by him
>strapped on table where he shoots me to death
>radio hos to save me in my last moments
>too late to save me, shuttle already near
>see clown being robusted by hos as ghost
>never get revived
SPACE THE CLOWNS
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>>125645476
admin metafriending is also real :^)
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>>125620064
The problem was more closely related to the apcs than anything, which itself didn't make all that much sense considering they were fitted with infinite batteries but whatever.
Gave em a quick crowbar slap and shit decided to work, managed a piss poor effort of ~600MW, shameful.
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>"God"blunt
>doesn't give the chaplain any bonus
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Invisible helmet confirmed for strongest anti-xeno tool.
Wear your invisible storm trooper helmet always.
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>become xenos
>Theres like four
>Think we were probably seen
>immediately two phazons rush to viro and kill all the monkeys
>yeah no fuck that
>set up nest in engineering
>Free braindead CE to impregnate
>Melt all the SMES
>Engineer waltzes into engineering
>welp were fucked
>set up some defenses
>PHAZONS COMING THROUGH
>HAHA LASERCANNONS AND FUCK YOUR RESIN WE WALK RIGHT THROUGH IT
>Get rekt
>HoS with the bugged stormtrooper helmet (theres no sprite for it) pops out of his mech to go space the CE
>Drone pops out of the vents and destroys one phazon
>goes for the HoS
>Throws Facehuggers at him
>Even though facehuggers are broken
>see https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7073
>anyway the bugged sprite makes the drone think that he is easy prey because no helmet sprite
>Gets rekt
>later the CE pops and a larva crawls out only to get space stucked by a mommi on accident
>I think it deleted itself or something
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>>125655089
where 2 get?
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Aleiums didn't stand a chance.
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>>125655154
goddamnit.

Can we just steal colonial marines facehuggers? they work PERFECTLY.
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>>125655221
Im gonna put that link every time theres a xeno round
Until someone fixes it this time
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>>125655214
If it weren't for your INVISIBLE HELMET TECHNOLOGY, things would be different!
NEXT TIME, HUMANS! NEXT TIME!
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>ring up centie
>tell them to blow up the shuttle
>they kill me but go through with it too

Hope I fulfilled your final will, clown
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>>125655290

just port fucking over collonial facehugggers and xeno code.

What we have is dog shit hands down and unfun to use.
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>>125636940
>That pic

Ah, fun times.
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>try to hold a hostage situation on the station
>no one attempts to negotiate at all instead a ragtag validhunter team rushes in to rescue to the captain full retard style
>everyone is gibbed when I detonate the bomb I specifically warned about multiple times

>try to hold a bombthreat gameshow with clues to bomb locations hidden in riddles, with exponentially higher stakes and lower time limits each time
>never get past the second bomb because someone fucks up the supermatter engine so bad it kills half the station

>try to dress up as a pig doctor and kidnap people into my maintenance surgery room to perform grotesque surgeries on
>manage to kidnap one guy
>he goes braindead right before I explain my plan to implant him with a pAI that I programmed to drive him insane
>try to kidnap another guy to implant with a bomb injector
>he goes catatonic when I chloral him

Why is this station so shitty for antag gimmicks? Anytime I try to do anything remotely fun no one gives it a chance.
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>>125659091
Just use it as an opportunity to bait and kill shitty valid hunters until they learn to cut that shit out.
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>>125657378
>just port closed source
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How do you change hair colour during round? I got transformed once, and I didn't know how to fix it.
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>>125659091
Are these stories true? What's your ckey, you sound like a good antag if so.

Also one of the problems with sleep tox/chloral is because if someone gives you 50u, you're doomed but you can't even watch what's going on in the round for 5+ fucking minutes. There have been times I was chloraled and I got up later and screamed for help, but there have also been other times I was chloraled and ended up waiting 5 minutes just to die of toxin. It sucks. Same general thing with N2O floods - I'd rather just die to plasma so I can spectate.

Chloral should start poisoning immediately over a certain dose so that you know if you're fucked.
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>>125659983
Genetics, it's a difficult art

I want to code some barber tools for a crate, but I'm so busy right now. Maybe next week?
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>>125655154
How long was that round?

>>125659983
There are science magical mirrors in the bathrooms.
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>>125660249
I thought mirrors only did hair STYLE?
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bah, some jackass set up this whole elaborate, "Do you want to play a game" thing and accidently gave me too much brain damage to stand up straight.

I bailed, serves him right for his autism.
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>in roughly 4 hours I will be done with finals and have about three weeks entirely for Spess

Can't wait
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>>125604314
Why would you post that in the thread instead of somewhere useful?
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How do you make those dirt plots for hydroponics?
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>>125604314
If this was done, no one would make blob nodes. The shitty little pulses they put out are not worth the investment, and instead of spreading out resource nodes to be one with each blob node, people would just hide all their resource nodes in one spot in the armory or something.

Blob nodes are a good mechanic because they act as a sort of outpost and ensure the blob spreads out more-or-less evenly. Explaining them is where we have our pitfall.
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>>125661418
Grow grass
Tear up floor tiles
Plant grass tiles on floor
Dig up with the Spade
Convert to sandstone
Stack up sandstone and use it in your hand to make dirt

You can also get sand from miners but they will probably want to make it into glass
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>>125661583
>Grow grass
>Tear up floor tiles
>Plant grass tiles on floor
>Dig up with the Spade
Fuck, this is where I stopped. thanks. So, the dirt is like a floortile that will replace the grass that's been dug?
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>>125661981
Dirt is more like a structure, it's like a hydro tray that goes on top of floors

Use the sand in hand to make sandstone
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daily reminder that thermodynamics is just a theory
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>>125662102
I'm glad that someone finally did this, I wanted to
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Daily reminder to kill all Xenoar->>125608663
Beat me to it.
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>>125660157
OatzAndHoes
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I'll play suduko next time, I'm sorry.
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That was the most depressing round of medbay I have ever endured.

>>125655427
Fuck your cunt you shit eating cocksucker man eat a dong fucking ass ramming shitfuck. Eat penises in your fuckface and shit out abortions of fuck and douche shit in your ass you cock fuck shit monkey ass wanker from the depths of shit.
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>>125662102
>>125662174
What is this showing?
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>>125662469
You can run the TEG on a heater and a freezer instead of a burn chamber and space cooler
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>>125662428
Just go crazy and kill everyone on the ship then throw yourself at the first man you encounter you slut
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>>125662541
Does it produce more power than the heater and freezer take?
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>>125662708
I should say so, given that whoever made them forgot to add power use to them.

They cost 0 power to use.
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>>125662428
you're a pretty big powergamer just saying :^)
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>>125662428
I kind of made your job easy when I was traitoring, since I didn't outright murder anyone. All you had to make for the fridge was antitoxin and arithrazine and biomass for the cloner.
All that vomit, though.

Sorry for boring you to suicide.
I'd say you were pretty rad.
I didn't lie, the artifact really did have a healing effect.But as a secondary.
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>>125660470
was this ick in ock?
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>>125662849
Yeah you did, I tend to avoid arith since doesn't it cause organ damage? Fuck that noise.

>>125662828
How so senpai

>>125662623
>implying
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>>125662964
It was.
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>Atmos
>Traitor
>Easy objectives, decide to have fun
>Build an enclosed 9x9 sudoku board in atmos, with the only entrance being a disposals chute
>Hook up a vent feed to the board with a plasma canister and a valve
>The plan is thus: kidnap a crew member and stuff them in the board. They have to fill out the sudoku board correctly with the provided tile painter. Win and they get freedom and a prize from the syndie item pool. Fail or try to escape and I flood the board with plasma and fire off an ignition source.
>Grab a parapen and set out to find a contestant.
>Snag the RD
>After I strip him and put him on the board, I find out that parapens do brain damage (I forgot, I hardly ever use them)
>Alright, I'll just get him meds
>He goes braindead instead.
>Try again with an assistant who's busy setting Pun-Pun on fire in the bar
>Even had meds ready to go, doctor him before I put him in the board.
>He immediately *suicides when he regains consciousness, rather than play along.
>Even a guy who actually wants to commit suicide won't do it.

I'm just gonna fucking murderbone from now on.
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>>125663012
Ban he request when?
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>>125663072
This is the saddest story ever and I will never again doubt their stories when people say that this happens

Wow

I am so disgusted with random shitters on this server right now
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>>125663072
>parapens do braindamage
When was this feature added? I haven't used them in a long ass time.
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>>125663072
damn nigger that would have been some fun shit

I feel so bad for you
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>>125663072
I wanted to find out the names of the people that you did this to so that I could shame them, and I learned that we don't log parapens

THIS IS STUPID
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>>125663172
It's a clean 200 brain from a single pen. That's why they drool.
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>>125663010
As far as I can tell, ODing on arithrazine just causes some brute at high doses that can be easily countered by eating food, since nutriment cures brute some.

You should have taken my suit after stripping me. The round right before that, I told you the suit protects against radiation and stood out in a radstorm. The one suit that would have made your life less of a headache was just sitting there in the bridge after I was stripped and searched for traitor gear.

Who needs traitor gear when you got artifacts?
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>>125663072
I'm so sorry, don't give up.
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>>125663274
check the logs for feeding of pills and syringes, thats admin logged. You'll know who gave what to whom.
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>>125663274
I'll save you some time. Henderson and the RD Jemmy(?) got penned and sudoku'd.
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>>125660470
I hope you cop a permaban.

>>125663274
It was the RD, don't remember the name, and the assistant Old Man Henderson.

>>125663146
>>125663207
>>125663404
Thanks guys.

Fuck, I need to go cool off.
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>>125663446
Yeah, but I did check all the attack logs Oats appears in and it's not there

>>125663524
I actually figured that out by looking at the logs for the emote drool

Old Man Henderson/Kurba
Jemmy Miller/Buttswana

SHAME
SHAME
SHAME

And I thought OM Hendersen was a good player before this
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>>125663387
The rads were easy to counteract. Some simple antitox from the medkits (why do people not use those) was more than enough, plus I felt bad about how I treated the janitor at the beginning of the round.

It was more the fact that two people attempted to take my life and less of the fads that made the round absolutely depressing, especially with the RD breaking everything for pizza and the Captain going missing and the clown breaking in everywhere and killing people who won't clone aaaaaaaaaa

It was a good experience though.

*Mute is cute
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>>125663571
>And I thought OM Hendersen was a good player before this
Perhaps you are thinking of Old Man MacGregor.
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>>125663667
Probably so

Also Celt's OBB
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>>125663609
The captain tried spacing the artifact, which he technically did. By putting it just outside escape before collapsing.
His corpse was near the ghetto bar after drifting out in space for like 10 minutes.
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>>125663010
the janitor knows your crazy
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>>125663072
This reminds me of the time I attempted to build a surgery race against the clock for an id card to get out of the room.
I didn't get to finish it but the gist of it was you surgically implant an id card in a monkeyman (or person, even better if they're an alive player), imprison your victim in a room with an airlock requiring access on the id, some surgery tools, an optable (or a plain old table you sadistic fuck) and then have them race the clock as the room drains of air to get out.
The kicker is there was an id in every corpse, only one works and they have no idea which external organ has the id in it, they were going to die anyway.
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>>125663072
Should you man up and do it again, replace the grilles with wall girders, and get the glass out of reach. They can still suicide but they can't escape. Also no accidental stepping on a shard.

If you wanted to do this for fun a crayon and soap might help with sketching numbers.
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>>125664002
Wall girders mean you can't monitor your victim without setting up nice cameras for the AI

If they try to break out, just gas them and start anew
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>>125664002
This reminds me we could really do with a load of stenciled letters for the tilepainter.
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>>125664087
N2O would be better for the gassing though because it's an instant knockout vs. slow plasma death that they could cause to spread out if they shatter the glass
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>>125663774
That's where he was?

I cloned him from backup but he was braindead anyway, but he had the spare and all.

>>125663786
The janitor was notoriously shit
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>>125663072
As an ex-admin for a bunch of pub servers, I can confidently say that it's no use trying to pull off any kind of elaborate bullshit
The players will do everything in their power, consciously or unconsciously, to fuck it up somehow, and there's no way to plan around someone just leaving the fucking game
And if it's too elaborate the round'll probably be over well before you can actually set any of it in motion anyway, most of the time even the bored engineers that have nothing else to do can barely manage to make single tiny rooms in space before having to give up and go home
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If you keep setting up these elaborate pranks and they keep falling apart that should tell you that what you are doing is too complex.
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>>125663571
>>125663552
Next round I think he was the one who singuloosed and tried to plasma flood
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I've been pondering the plight of derelict mommis lately, asking admins to spawn shit beyond a simple shard can be tedious as hell for the admin. Depressing if they don't have the flags for it.

The natural reflex is to just create a new button that chains a load of spawn commands together for engine parts and spawn flag lock it but I'm considering stuff like specialised spawn-only crates crammed with all the parts or an aghost locked vending machine where each engines set can be unlocked on request if the admin attending permits.

There are after all a lot of fucking components for a rust and every second spent spawning is a second not spent building, you need to knock that fucker up fast before the wizard dies in 10 seconds.
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Return of the omnighost when?
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>>125664743
More like it's because the game runs on Murphy's law.
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>>125663609
Yeah, sleepy penning is hella lame. Especially during lowpop. Do you REALLY need to stealth when there's maybe one other person on the station that could see you?

I was seriously thinking that >>125663072 was going to sleepy pen you for the THIRD TIME IN THE ROUND for his little game. Now that would have just been depressing, and maybe you would have played along, true despair kicking in.

That's why I just shoot stuff up a bit and cause a little chaos, get myself caught on purpose so people can get their vengeance, and call it a day.

Fuck sleepy pens.

I am neutral towards both *Hyun-Ae and *Mute.
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>>125664743
There are actual intended game mechanics that are way more complex affairs than a simple kidnapping and sudoku puzzle
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>>125664789
Derelict should gets its own engine desu, powered by uranium
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>>125649462
>clown comes in
>get batoned by him
Wait what? Is this a no rules server?
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>>125630741
i know you're wrong
but she doesn't want to be a waifu
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>>125663571
>oatz
I'm not Sudoku guy. I was was the guy bitching about the hostage stories. The only recent story from that is the bomb game show one though.
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>>125664224
Isn't Jack Bright the asshole that just spouts Woody's Got Wood every time no matter his job?

>>125665656
tfw girl that doesn't want to attention whore, so I play as a no personality forgettable name guy
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>>125665986
I think he is the miner who drops sand everywhere
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>>125665986
You are honestly not that special. I reckon we have about 45% women on this server. They're all autistic and just wanna play spess, so yeah, they also only play men. The waifu characters are no doubt all guys who just want attention. It's pretty ironic
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>>125666436
>45% women
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>>125637481
Well, the chem dispenser holds 1000 units of chems and making more than one batch isn't really difficult, but that doesn't make 30u or 50u pills a good idea anyway (unless it's iron, please please make that in 50u and not 10u)

>>125637320
Building on the above, making 30u or 50u of most stuff is still a bad idea, though. Disregarding overdoses (bicar ODs at 30u, for example), you genuinely don't need 30+ units of stuff. For the basic healing reagents, 10 units heals 50 damage (anti-tox, bicar, kelo - derma heals 1.5x what kelo heals). For arith, 10u heals 700% radiation, so even 10u is too much there. Dex+ lasts for about 8 minutes at 50u, which is a tad extreme (some people swear by 1u dex+, but I prefer 5u). Ryetalyn and inacusiate (and ethyl?) only need 1u to work. So on, so forth. In most cases, 30u or 50u is just too much.
Seriously though, please keep iron to 50u. It doesn't have an overdose and 50u is only 15% blood
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>>125666436
There are definitely a fair amount of grills who play spess, but I don't think it's anywhere near that many, especially not on /vg/ of all places
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>>125666436
>45% women
I wouldn't go that far.
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>>125666436
>the most autistic staticname spessmen that just want to play the game and hate attention are actually girls
Oh my. That explains SO MUCH.

Who are the most autistic staticname men?
I got to make a new bully list.
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>>125666936
i know boris is
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>>125666936
Yahir is a girl
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>>125666650
Ethyl works at 1u but you may want more if fighting a wizard with Subjugate
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>>125667462
Yes, I've made it a goal to make a pill bottle of it whenever I see a wizard.
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>>125667056
Actually, Boris is a burly man who gets all the girls and is very good at that, I can confirm since I belong to the plethora of girls who are madly in love with Boris
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>>125666436
Nope, not ever. Yes there are about 50%ish females who play games total, but that ratio drastically goes down the more complex a game becomes.

SS13 has at best about 5% girls rest is all G.I.R.Ls, even less girls than DOTA has.
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>>125667152
That explains the bitchy personality.
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>>125669121
400ish people play ss13
5% of 400 is 20
Spread out over god knows how many servers
Yeah, nah, maybe 1 real girl but that's it.
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>>125669121
Dotes have lotta grills playing them just to fit in with the coolkid nerds
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>>125669408
That is the case for other mobas like LoL. For some reason, grills don't like DOTA 2. Maybe they can't handle the RNG.
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>>125669389
Nigga there are three on /vg/ alone, one of which is public about it and that's Soca.
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>>125669408
So many slangs in one post, I am so proud of myself!
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>>125669481
You mean just three people claiming to be girls. Unless actually proven with timestamps and such, it's all bullshit.
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>>125669472
But DOTA 2 has the best RNG of all MOBAs - pseudoRNG, which forces an extreme of normal distribution
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>>125669562
Why do so many people act like girls are some kind of precious commodity? There are about as many girls as there are boys, do you really have such a hard time believing they might play games?
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>>125669707
Again, there's this thing called gender prevalence in video games. The more complex/obscure a game becomes, the less grills you'll find playing it.

>nuh uh there are actual girls here totes

Prove it then you fucking cock. I can claim to be an alien from an advanced civilization currently monitoring the Earth from the dark side of the moon.
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>>125669868
>I can claim to be an alien from an advanced civilization currently monitoring the Earth from the dark side of the moon.
I actually am this
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>>125669868
There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark.
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>>125669903
Holy shit, is that you Gooroonpaelpaqotl?
AAYYYYYYYYYY
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>>125669868
Why the fuck would i care to prove it? It's literally irrelevant, especially considering most girls that play this game don't want to be outed because of sweaty neckbeards.
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>>125669903
Dude! Me too! What's your post code? We should hang out!
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I'd put down real money betting we have more /vore/ than we have girls.
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>>125669960
Because you people seem to be so convinced there are actual girls here, which is laughable.
Also, the girls that would play this game would be just as fugly as all the sweaty neckbeards here.
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>>125596954
anythign that can top these you cant
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>>125663072
>>125660470
>>125659091

Reminder that we don't deserve good antags.
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Should the fireplace be added to the captain's office?
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>>125669965
99951
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>>125669960
Then why even care if there are or not girls?
Not like english has gender differentiation on nouns.
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>>125670153
Post with lights off so I can judge
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>>125670225
I don't care at all, but some anon seems dead-set on making sure he plays a game full of men.
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>>125670146
I've said it a million times and I've said it again
The only time I've pulled out a memorable gimmick that everyone seems to have enjoyed it was because I did it all from within the Asteroid, where nobody could track me down or valid me.
And people were STILL rabidly trying to track me down to valid me. The HoS spent literally all round trying to do so. He even took the Sec pod to try to valid me after roundend because he figured I'd take a pod too.
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>>125670064
>>125669868
Are you seriously suggesting that girls are as unlikely to play spess as a fictional space alien?
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>>125670368
Yes, whatever your delusional mind may think there are most likely no girls here at all. There might be that one sweaty wallflower that has been depressively browsing 4chan for over a dozen years now, but anything other than that? Nah.

You seem to take it so personally too. I'm not trying to burst your collective bubbles or anything.
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>>125669960
How do you know there's sweaty neckbeards that play spess? Have you seen any pics with timestamps? It's fucking ridiculous that you'd assert this with no proof, it's pathetic.
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>>125670502
>How do you know there's sweaty neckbeards that play spess?
maybe he's one, that's how he knows
are you a girl?
is that how you know girls play spess?
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>>125670502
There's this thing called neckbeard prevalence in video games. The more complex/obscure a game becomes, the more neckbeards you'll find playing it.

Prove to me there are normal men playing this game. I want timestamped pictures or i won't believe it.
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Hey, can we start banning people who vote for taxi? It's actually blatant griefing
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>>125670609
This is true though. One of the neckbeardiest games is EVE Online. Least neckbeardiest games are dancing games, mobile games.
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>>125670687
EVE and DOTA 2 are tied but DOTA 2 seems to have slightly less grills
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>>125670673
Only after banning people who deliberatedly call the shuttle at roundstart when they dislike the map, and people who do specific taxigriff to end the round.

Also that fag who jumped into space as blob
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>>125670820
That chart isn't exactly useful, the dota 2 one for example uses http://infogr.am/dota-214355163121?src=web as a source, which has a whopping 1664 people that took the questionnaire.
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Requesting a sprite of a chocolate coin
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>>125670970
Even if a million people voted, it wouldn't have swayed the results much.
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>>125670687
sims is the odd one out when you factor in the modding community.
Argueably one of the finest in the land if you take the sum total of capabilities.
degenerate fucks most of em.
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>>125670584
Yeah, in fact, I'm part of the girls only metaclub, where we can all safely discuss our female-related spess problems
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>>125670820
>Starcraft source
>It's actually a stat on people who WATCH the tournaments, not people who play the game
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>>125671063
My gf is actually playing The Sims right now, fucking typical man

inb4 THERE ARE NO NORMIES HERE, POST TIMESTAMP, HAHA NICE PICTURE OF YOU AND YOUR SISTER ETC
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>>125671107
>female-related spess problems
Like what?
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>>125671141
Yes and? If you're a real player then you watch the tournaments.
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>>125671147
Cooties and disappointing Christmas gifts.
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I need to center the options but still, better or worse?
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>>125671147
Probe1 and her period
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>>125671286
>a real Scotsman
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>>125669868
I can tell you with a certain measure of confidence that girls playing this game don't really care if people see them as "girls playing this game"
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>>125671382
I can tell you with a certain measure of confidence that there are no girls playing this game, besides maybe one, who is extremely ugly and most likely tore her own hymen due to self-penetration or simply had no hymen to begin with.
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>>125671345
Worse
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>>125671345
>nano
BANBANBANBANBANBAN
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>>125671441
You know what I actually agree, fuck it, back to doing what I was meant to be doing.
>>125671478
It's not nano.
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>>125671430
:^)
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>>125671526
IF IT LOOKS LIKE NANO AND IT WALKS LIKE NANO THEN IT MUST BE NANO
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>>125671430
You seem to know an awful lot about female masturbation

AHA
CAUGHT YOU
NOW SHOW US DEM TITS
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>>125671697
>he doesn't know about the browser datum.
It is customary to convert old browser code over to it when working on the thing using it.
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>The tool-belt cannot hold Rapid Piping Device (RPD).
Whyyyyy
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>>125670996
I think I'm getting better at spriting!
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>>125672317
Excellent, my friend
I have another task for you, if you dare
Envision this chocolate coin in a crinkly aluminum wrapper, as if being sold from a Getmore's vending machine.
Can you sprite it inside it's wrapper?
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>>125670996
>>125672317
Now that I look at it, the edges aren't round and the shading isn't there, but I think this should fix it
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>>125671809
The CE tool-belt can

Also how new ru
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>>125672506
>>125672501
>>125672317
Can't even tell there's an image on it.
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Why is /vg/'s server so behind in terms of updates compared to /tg/station?
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>>125672501
Crinkly is a rather intricate state, I think my skills are lacking when it comes to spriting things so complex, but I gave it a go anyway!
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>>125672501
>>125672810
It looks so much worse every time I post things, I'm sorry...
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>>125672792
We're dead on the outside, not on the inside.
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>>125672792
>so behind
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>>125672810
Excellent, I hope you don't mind if I use these
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Would you, an RPD user, be "infinitely thankful" for this quality of life improvement?
I'm trying to prove Celt wrong
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>>125673628
I'd love you to! I'm sorry they aren't Skowron level!
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>>125673790
What I would be infinitely thankful when it comes to rpd is getting a menu that is responsive and not a clusterfuck that half the time prints out wrong pipe sprites.
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>>125673790
Pro shaking clicking.

It is useful and I'd be "infinitely thankful", but it sure was a clickbait title
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>>125672792
In what ways anonkun
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>>125674092
Have to open it twice. Works the second time, first time is byond's fault.
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>>125674128
For example, the GUI, I see lots of GUIs from different machines (specially the genetics analyser computer) have GUIs that look pretty dated and counter intuitive compared to servers like /tg/station and yogstation
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>>125673790
I'd be infinitely thankful if you endorsed Celt's Fireplace PR. Man, is that comfy.
being able to place more than one pipe in the same tile
t. Celt
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>>125674298
Yes, of course, this is why after putting down fifty odd pipe pieces during a shift it suddenly decides to give me a wrong t-valve, it was a clusterfuck ever since we have gotten the new menu, it never worked correctly, the only thing that works worse now is the genetics computer menu.
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>>125674314
thats just because we only update the interface whenever we work on a machine, we actually have a unified interface we just can't be bothered to deploy it en mass though we possess the means to.
Some of the medical machines have nanoui that needs to be taken out back and shot but thats a different matter. furthermore i hear those servers are actually installing MORE nanoui the mad bastards.
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Am I the only one that gets fun out of explaining OOC terminology IC in a way that it makes sense because it annoys the shit out of the TTT/MOBA powergamers and their own brand of autism of only playing to win?

Like calling rounds shifts. That sort of thing.
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>>125674627
That's usually what causes it, yeah.
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>>125674627
If you're a little more specific about what fucks up, I might be able to take a look into it
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Ginger Beach, is the best.
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>>125674759
>hear somebody say "someone called the shuttle because they didn't like the configuration of this NT approved station" instead of saying "someone called the shuttle because they didn't like Taxi"
RPFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>125674726
Are there any disadvantages to NanoUI? it is the kind of updated GUI I'm talking about, right?
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>>125674915
It happens mostly with t-valves and filters, but it might be a wider issue, sometimes, instead of printing out the piece you wanted you get one with a flipped sprite, but they seem to work just fine. It usually happens after extended use during a shift, at least for me.
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>>125663072
This.
This right here.
This is why I plasma flood.
I mean, fuck everyone and everything, I just want to watch the world burn.
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>>125675264
Disadvantage #1: It doesn't work at all for a small percentage of all users and there is NO KNOWN FIX
Disadvantage #2: It tends to be laggy as all shit
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>>125674314
How is the genetics computer dated?

Or you mean the cloner computer?
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>>125675264
If you're referring to the GUIs with the white background and the blue text, we simply haven't gotten around to updating their code because they haven't been worked on lately.

If you're referring to the one with the NT logo and all the fancy ass buttons found on the chem dispenser and dna analysis computer, thats nano and it's a resource whore we could do without.

The fact you can do pretty things with it just isn't worth it when it's turning your online game into a turn based roguelike just by existing.
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>>125676352
>turn based roguelike
You realize that's the fundamentals of a good roguelike, right?

Also, BYOND is a game engine for adding a GUI to MUDs, Multi User Dungeons, multiplayer text adventures. Spess is basically a multiplayer roguelike because of the GUI.
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>>125675142
But the way the rp fag said is 100 times funnier, fuck off, powershitter. This game should be FUN, but no, you just want robotic efficiency in order to win

Fuuuuuuck you.
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>>125672317
>>125672506
>>125672810
I hate to bother you, but could you try a slightly smaller version that matches the size of our current coins?
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>>125674759
Yup. If I have to go AFK as a synth/AI then I just say something like "Receiving last minute update from CentComm. AI functions temporarily offline."
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Imagine if you want to play around with inventing fun chemical pills, grenades, syringes, whatever. Which job do you choose?
>Chemist
>Expected to leave his autism fort and actually cure patients once the ride starts
>Limited number of grenade stuff with no way to get more on his own
>Pressure to focus on the fridge/cryo mix, plus hassle from other people like janitor (cleaner), miners (hyperzine), clown (lube), botanists (mutagen)

OR

>Scientist
>Get chem dispenser from regular R&D anyway, just need to make a chemmaster and not even one of those if you don't care about pills
>Infinite syringes and grenade tools from nearby autolathe
>No hassle to make specific mixes
>Can upgrade your own machines to get faster recharge from dispenser and better bottles etc from chemmaster
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>>125677914
Don't forget
>Scientist
>Can make chemical tank, chemical sprayer, and chemical mask

vs

>Chemist
>Will be validhunted for asking for these sweet tools
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>>125677914
Hell I prefer fucking Borg over Chemist.
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>>125677914
mechanic
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>>125677914
Scientist for experimentation and optimization of chems.
Chemist for practical usage of those chems.
Or both, as a mechanic.
>>
_ox are _ox
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Let's say I wanted to map a microstation
What's the biggest each department should be?

3x3?
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>>125678467
1x3 Dorf Fort style.
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>>125678553
Maybe if certain computers were wall mounted.
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>>125673790
I am so thankful that I am going to name my firstborn child after you.
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>>125678690
Thanks, my name is Homolord Queerfag, I expect the birth certificate soon, get busy
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>>125678625
>wall mounted chem dispensers, vending machines, proto/autolathes, comms consoles, you name it
yes please
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>>125674314
Is that really all you have for me anonkun? Trivial things like UIs?
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>>125677613
I drew over the current coin, but this time it turned out much less detailed, is it still good? I can redo it!
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>>125678909
I mean why the fuck not. Might as well go even more hi tech.
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>>125679267
>wall mounted turrets and AI
The AI core just got better.
>>
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>>125679914
dude ERP lmao
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>>125679914
What the fuck is with all those heads
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>>125678909
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>>125670146
Best bit? Admins can't enforce that you gotta "play along" because it'd be considered shit by those who do just this (Going catatonic and braindead), and because of muh 4chan anonimity, you won't know it's them, they'll refuse to post in the forum because they like that they can shit talk without getting shit talked back.

A bit back, elim did a bus involving greys kidnapping people, you wanna know what happened? They both went catatonic, one upon injection, another when dragged to the ship.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Send help, I'm starting to see why /tg/station turned into TG station
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>>125680012
There was a bug with spell gifted "melt" which would turn people into immortal skeletons.
honk

He was getting torn to pieces over and over for the entire round. The guy in telescience was trying to teleport him but all he got was the mountains of heads under the guy in atmos.
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How come every department but sec has staticfags?
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>>125681245
I'm a static namer and I play sec :^>
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>>125681245
Why doesn't anyone play Sec?
Because that's the Assistant/IAA(same thing)'s job to do: to live out their vigilantism fantasy and be the hero the station deserves, since nobody plays head roles due to being killed 5 minutes in and it's just a disposals pipe away from the golden ticket.
Real Sec gets in the way of that vigilantism. And paints a target aimed right at your head. Just like staticnames.
So being a staticname Sec character is two targets aimed at your head, just for doing your job.
Which means the "noble" grayshirt/IAA ahelps about the staticname Sec being shitcurity until the person gets permabanned for accumulated notes.
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>125680567
Nobody ever cared about your shitty gimmick.
>But /tg/
/tg/ was never good
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>>125681245
Sec's got plenty of staticnamers.
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>>125682373
>it's just a disposals pipe away from the golden ticket.
Tell me more.
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>>125679523
People wouldn't be able to cheese the core with just fire extinguishers anymore, the assmad would be immense.
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>>125682373
Hi JoJo
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>>125684078
Do tell, you've got my attention
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>>125680237
I like.

I hate how clustered chemlab is.
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Why is Pomf so mean?
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>>125684792
It's mostly based around how turrets are set in the core.
The main map box has them set around the door way, which allows them to pop in and out smashing turrets before they can fully shoot.
Putting them a tile away SHOULD give them just the slightest timerframe to actually shoot the perpetrator.

I'd say if you want turrets to be better, just lower the time it takes for them to open up and fire.
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>>125682373
You havent watch John Doe, right?
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Fuck, I tried autism-forting into comfiness. The round kinda ended too quickly/chaotically for it, though.

I just wanted to take my shoes off and read a book next to a campfire next to a campfire with others. Maybe discuss life, the universe and everything or something.

Ah well.
>>
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7107
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>>125685382
I recommend implementing a new wall mounted machine frame to serve as a sidegrade for the machine frame, takes all the parts like normal, only at some point it gets put on the wall like an apc frame.
Then you need only add a subtype for each machine you allow to be built in this fashion, a variable to declare if it's allowed to be wall mounted in the first place so we can reject the board before making an ass of ourselves and thats about it besides the sprites.
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>placing IED bear traps in the maint near telescience, hoping I can kill my target that way
>target opens the telescience maint door right after I place a bear trap
>awkward eye contact for a few seconds
>pick up the trap, shuffle away like nothing happened
>spaghetti over comms for a second, hope people think I'm stupid enough to try testing a bear trap on myself

fuck
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Have we played that snow map yet, I haven't had the time to jump on and play
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>>125685846
Cute
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About snow.
Engineers should start with a shovel in their lockers.
You know, traditional sapper equipment, etc.
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>>125686861
Shovels have no use apart from applying to snow, sand and faces. Not really any point in shoveling coal into the singulo / AME / TEG / SME / RUST either.
Steam engine when? Steam when, for that matter?
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>>125663072
>build sudoku pen
>gets upset when people commit sudoku
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>>125613746
Breaking into security as the clown to steal their box of donuts while listening to Payday: The Heist music.

Also, the day that cargo mysteriously disappeared. I didn't see it firsthand but I was on the station at the time.
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>>125687480
>Make sudoku pen
>People commit seppuku
Fucking weeaboos
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>>125683939
Disposal pipe wizardry is one of the well kept secrets of cargo and engineering.

With a bit of work with a welder, disposal pipes don't have to terminate at disposals.

What strikes me as funny is we have people in this same thread bitching about antags being boring and just esword/ebowing the crew, then shit like
>>125670146
>>125663072
>>125659091

happens.
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>>125682373
Why would you fight Assistants trying to help? Considering they spend most of their downtime fighting eachother, chances are they're more robust than the average Sec officer. Not to mention all of the old players play Assistant.
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>>125680567
It looks like this guy: >>125660470
ICed in the thread during the round.
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>>125679228
It looks excellent Anon, I've tried it in-game and it's good to go.
I hope you don't mind, but I've given the wrapper a little golden flair in Photoshop, to make it look like the golden choco-coins you see in stores.
If you're still looking for something to do, you could try spriting the trash item the coin would leave behind when unwrapped.
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*fart
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>>125685160
>The main map box has them set around the door way, which allows them to pop in and out smashing turrets before they can fully shoot.
Are you talking about the core or the upload? Sounds like the upload

Core is the only thing I really care about
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>>125613746
>One of the first few rounds I've played knowing about the Pirate Ship
>Early on I fuck off to go find it.
>Clear out spiders and start flying around to all the different things.
>Loot the abandoned ship for the medical stuff and rebuild a cryotank on the ship.
>Loot sec camera board from the Derelict along with some more supplies.
>Finally 30-45 minutes later head back to north of the ship.
>Fly down and skirt my way along the top, no radio chatter except a few borgs.
>Get to north Solars
>TONS of bodies including the captain.
>Sneak into the station and go full Solid Snake through the maintenance tunnels and hack my way into Tech Storage to steal cloning boards.
>dodge robots because I'm suspicious that they may be rogue
>get back and clone the captain in my ship.
>Turns out the borgs are rogue and were going around giving people drinks that knocked them out then dragging them onto the solars.
>Start cloning a few more people.
>Help Captain in mission to save the day.
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>>125692192
That's a sick story. This is why the pirate ship is great.
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>>125677914

scientist and mechanic or cyborg for shit like that man.
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>>125692192
the sad thing is that I would have just debrained the captain and made him into another AI to blow the borgs and turn off the AI, and yet I know it would have been less fun
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ready up for filename
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>>125673790
YES YES YES YES
MORE YES THAN SWEDEN
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>>125693809
It's already in, starting next round.
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>>125693628
An AI can't blow borgs not slaved to it.
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>>125694228
just sneak into robotics with the cap's ID then
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Does Thermite still work post-chemistry revamp?

I tried on a local server but maybe I was just encountering a bug or fucking up somehow
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>>125693757
Is that doom?
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>>125694529
It needs a welder and 5 units now
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>>125694326
Unless an engiborg dismantled it already.
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>>125694707
That's what I tried. Maybe it was a fluke. Thanks.
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Reminder that all you need to win curbstomp rogue borgs is a chemdispenser.
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Question: How do I link a vent outside of a room to a particular air alarm (or just control its settings directly?)
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>>125694901
Last time someone said this and people asked "how" they answered back "EMP", a reaction made from uranium, not available from the dispenser

So I hope that's not what your answer is
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>>125695004
C'mon Anon, it's not even that hard to figure out
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>>125694935
You can set its behaviors at an atmospherics automations console on the same frequency as it
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>>125695073
If your answer is "flash powder" then you need to add sunglasses to your list of things you need, and arguably grenade supplies
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>>125694550

Affirmative. Adding in some of the most common objects for each area at the moment, as well as some miscellaneous cosmetic stuff, then it's time to work more on gamemodes.
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>>125695087
Cool, thanks.
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>>125695369
Nice
Shine on you crazy diamond
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~ choco coin ~
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>>125695369
Are you doing custom sprites or that comes later?
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>>125691945
That would make it easier to breach the core actually.
The AI core is breached in two ways, through upload, or through the bridge, if you put them in the walls there, they would be completely useless unless you find a way to extend their trigger range to the bridge or the upload.
So once you got through the bridge, you just slam the fire extinguisher into the now pointless turret sitting on a wall.
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>>125695769

I'm not exactly artistically inclined, so for now I'm just using the /vg/ codebase for anything SS13-related and various sources for the other things I'm adding. Most of the /vg/ ones seem to fit in decently as long as they're scaled up, luckily, so.

It's extremely easy to add custom objects, items, weapons and whatnot in the Doom engine, so it's kinda like BYOND in that if you have a sprite, you can probably make something that fits it.
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In Goon is there anything particularly useful or cool hacks you can do with the computers. I was trying to use them but without a su ID and a list of network IDs I couldn't do much.
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>>125695878
>EVER EVER EVER going through the upload to get into the core AKA the worst route AKA the stupid route seriously who goes through 4 extra turrets and a whole extra fortified room just to get cucked by a blast door this is dumb as fuck
>Going through the bridge, the next worst

You had 4 options
You managed to pick the worst 2
Good jorb
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>>125696321
We are in an age when making latex models and take low res pictures isn't viable, but making 3d ones and doing a poor render is very easy.
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Does anyone know how to use the control modules for RIGs or hardsuits or whatever the fuck? Been trying to figure it out for a while, anyone help me out?
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>>125696637

Good point, but I'm the type of person who will spend 30 minutes making a cube in a 3D modeling program only to press some obscure hotkey combination by accident and crash the entire thing. I might look into it later down the line, though.

The main issue right now is that BYOND's sprites are only made for 4 facings, while Doom expects at least 8 on average, so there's some wonky rendering here and there because some of the facings are duplicated. That's something that could probably be fixed with the method you're mentioning.
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>Foldable plastic bags (&trashbags).
Folding a bag makes it drop its contents.
Folded bags can't hold items until unfolded.
Folded bags are smal enough to fit in boxes.
Would need a new sprite though.
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How do I stop dreamseeker from shitting out on me every time I try to open it?
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>>125697097
It's less consuming to make a basic 3d model than spriting everything, and I'm tempted to say there are more model makers than spriters. Also animations, they'll look better animated.

Byond can hold 8 directions, it's just that it isn't implemented on ss13. There isn't diagonal movement either.

>>125696914
Hey buddy! I think you got the wrong door!
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>>125574021
are there any new game modes?
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>>125697635
I know we don't do that shit on /vg/station but I can't figure this shit out at all. Someone's gotta know.
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>>125697635

To be fair, Doom also supports .md2 nowadays, although it can look anywhere between hilariously 90s and amazing depending on the quality and your render settings. There's some incredibly impressive mods out there that make good use of it.

Hell, if you're autistic enough, there's somewhat functional voxel support to replace models/sprites. That'd be neat.
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>>125697679
If anything there are less

What time frame are you taking as reference? New gamemodes since when?
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>>125659091
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>>125696914
Anyone?
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>>125659091
Go to a roleplay server, they're more likely to appreciate you.
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>enter as HoP, help some people out
>somehow clown gets into security and steals a headset, annoys me the whole game while he can
>xenos break out, so I decide to run over and play hero
>find out the hard way that they're immune to stun
>revived with a speech impediment
>clown comes to HoP
>gets into HoP when I open the door
>robs me of my shit, but not my jumpsuit
>lock him in the room
>he escapes through the garbage
>capture him
>try to space him
>officer goes rogue and saves the clown
>give the go ahead to arrest the officer
>go grab a shotgun for the xenos about
>ironically when I'm looking for bullets, one of them jumps me
>become xeno, get pushed off the station by a fellow xeno
>spend the rest of the round floating through space while everyone else gets on the shuttle and goes back to centcomm
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>>125698598
Typical scientist backpack
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dating when
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>>125698598
nigga that's kawaii
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>>125635843
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handholding when
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>>125698598
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IDEA: Laptops

>Can be bought from cargo about 300 credits a pop, with a few at roundstart in mechanics office, RDs office, and can be potentially researched
>Can be upgraded for better internal memory, faster access and processing, lower power consumption, etc. by putting it on a table and applying RPED
>Draws power from an internal cell while active, so necessitates charging initially by swapping out the cell, can acquire upgrades to charge through other means
>Laptops can only have one user at a time, sign in by swiping your ID and putting in a password of your own choosing
>Can link it to consoles by adding physical probes (?) for wireless access to begin with
>Can upgrade to wirelessly gain access to consoles without direct access, takes time depending on the internal parts and the security of the console
>To prevent people just running to near the bridge and hacking it to death, high security consoles have a firewall installed, need a 32 character passcode to get past (given to the RD at roundstart for roundstart terminals, can be randomly generated or inputted manually
for newly built terminals that have it installed)
>emag a laptop to let it access the "Deep network" [stand in name], can get new modules for your laptop, take a bit of time to download
>for instance, a way to bypass firewalls (takes 3~ minutes, need to be within a certain distance of the console for that time)
>[Need more suggestions for modules, and general features while I'm still in the document stage]

Are you a bad enough dude to hack the station?

Wonder how angry this will make people
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>>125698803
It's already implemented, don't tell anyone.
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>>125698946
gross
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>>125670079
Jesus Fuck.
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>>125698803
>>125698946
Those are great ideas, Anons. Please send me your ckeys so I can give you cool and hip rewards.
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>>125698760
>mfw I was the clown
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>>125698028
as in is there anything other than tator/ling, vampire, wizard, borer, blob, aliums and nuke currently? or are admins still refusing to even return old working game modes like vox?
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>>125699076
Hey, I like it.
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>>125698946
Whose hands deserve to be held the most?

Whose hands would you never want to hold?
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>>125699227
Where did the officer take you when he stunned us?
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>>125698760
I saw you walk into sec
I was hunting you from the vents the moment you walked in there
also some favorite hunts
>Oh no robotics has a gyjax
>Crawl through scrubbers
>He is standing right next to a scrubber
>stun-impregnate
>slash the shit out of his gyjax then his ripley after aciding the apcs for mech and robotics
>Some scientist sees me
>Rushes with aeg
>Some hunter gets killed by him
>pop out of the vent with a dude in my stomach still and nest them both

>Captain attacking the nest
>Crawlvent under him
>wait till he is distracted
>pop right in frount of him and take a saw to the face
>Still hit the stun and end up egging him

>Also this round
>Acid on the TEG
>Acid on the tcomms shit
>Hunting some cargo tech that walled himself in a small room, aciding the walls away as they closed in around him
good round
good xenos
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>>125699228
Vox heist is broken, it has trouble detecting when the shuttle's coming back so ends it as it leaves instead
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>>125699335
Just into maint, I got stuck, so I got nabbed. He threw me in perma and I got mauled by an alien.
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>>125699228
Borers play on the other team now. Xenos are adminspawn only. Skeletons are genetics RNG spawn only. Extended is on rotation. Cult is still there.
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>>125699549
So there is no hope
thanks for the info
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>>125699384
is that it? shit nigga i can fix that with a fucking variable. Then again I'm pretty sure there is a variable for that, only one way to find out!
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>>125699549
>Xenos are adminspawn only.
If only you knew
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>>125699334
(waifu name)

(shitty waifu name)
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>>125699697
Not him but you mean the fact that you can get xenos via mining?
Yeah nah, doesn't count and no sane miner will get infected like that ever unless he brings a monkey or takes off helm on purpose.
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>>125699945
I've done it on purpose four times now and never got so much as a bwoink.
Shit's gr8
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>>125699334
you_______
me____________
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>>125699697
Oh, right, the rare chance eggs spawn on the asteroid, over the rare chance they get found, over the rare chance the miner/xenoarch knows how to open them, over the chance they infect someone or a monkey, over the not 100% chace that there are miners or xenoarch.
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question, you can't infest dead humans with a facehugger but if a human was infested and then killed will the alien still pop out?
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>>125699076
Before you start talking about upgrades and emags I think you need to state out loud the basic mechanics. Which at it's core sounds like an item that will allow a player to access AI-like abilities and control consoles and electronics remotely. Now consider whether this ability has a practical purpose aside from espionage. For example the RD being able to queue parts in robotics and R&D without physically being at the machines.
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>>125700076
yes
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>>125700069
>tfw using the Happiest Mask to stop facehugges
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Does anyone know how to equip RIG suits in the control module box things?
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>>125700069
Eggs are guaranteed spawn in the asteroid, and finding them takes less than 10 mins with a diamond droll
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>>125699227
You were fun. Both you and humerous had some great shenanigans.
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>>125696556
Even if you used the sides the turrets would useless because they'd also be in the prime position for smashing
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>>125700229
It goes on your back, then you get a UI option to deploy it I think, or maybe a right click option.
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>>125700121
>Making AIs more useless than they already are
What a sour thought, they're already regulated to door opener.
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>>125701751
Thanks brother. Been trying to figure out where the fuck to put it.
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>>125700069
Xenos are actually a random event as well, or at least that's what the logs show
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>>125697456
also make a cargo crate full of boxes of plastic bags. then kidnap people, cablecuff them to a chair naked in maint, put bags over their heads untill they suffocate.
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>>125670146
>>125663072

Reading this shit makes me appreciate that one time everyone played along with my own gimmick.

>Wizard
>Name myself Slamdunk Jones
>Teleport to the holodeck, announce to the crew that I am the most powerful slamdunker at the space wizard basketball academy
>Accept any challengers who wish to partake in my basketball deathmatches
>Dunk like 10 people before a skeleton challenges me
>Admins make him black and rename him Micheal Jordan's Ghost
>Play the theme song from space jam while the entire crew watched
>He defeats me and I commit suicide, as per the agreements

That was a good round.
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>>125702493
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>>125703062
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>>125703174
Thats the one.
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>>125703174
I have a webm of the last match but it has audio so I can't post it here.
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>>125703781
Try pomf.
Not our pomf, but the site.
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>>125703062
>>125703174
>>125663072
>>125659091

This server does not deserve quality antag players like these.
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deadmin celt
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>>125703889
>>125703174
https://a.pomf.cat/tzszkg.webm
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>>125703889
or wsg
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>>125703952
Well, go to sleep then!
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>>125703992
>that block
>that blackness
>that Charles
>that skellington

Better days.
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Behold, I did it again
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>>125704132
Its not even 6 in the evening anon.
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What country is /ss13g/ from?

Australia here.
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>>125704627
United States
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>>125703952
pls unban me
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>>125704627
american empire here
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>>125704627
The great white North
Not Norway
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>>125704229
Great, now make the UI not load like ASS
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Can you make cafe and booze dispensers at R&D or do I have to rely on the lazy niggers to get some god damned tea?
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>>125704627
Spain
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>>125705116
Lazy nigger orders only.
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>>125705180
Fuck.
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>>125704974
It's not white and surely not fucking great anymore.
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>>125704229
>those cute mouse movements

I bet your hands are soft.
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>>125705506
kill yourself
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>>125705149
Hi Sue.
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>>125704627
England
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>>125705758
I'm not Sue
Is that a static name? I might start following >her around when ghosted
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>>125706417
Sue's banned you horny lugnugget
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>>125704627
Russia
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>>125705506
What the hell is that supposed to mean
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>>125704627
Sweden
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>>125706417
Sue Bowchief, shitter mime and permabanned for having a literal gun fetish.

They live in Barcelona, apparently.
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>>125705046
Can't be done: The loading time of the UI is because your client is downloading the tile icons, notice that after you open a category once, you can switch categories with no delay.
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>>125695369
>been wanting to make box in Doom 2
>too lazy and dumb to figure it out

Shine on anon ;_;
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>>125707340
Greek love isn't dead
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>>125707562
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>>125707697
I'm here for you anon, no worries.
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>>125706860
>>125707480
Well, fuck.

Anyone worth following around?
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>>125708052
For good players?
Griswald
Nick Weller
There's a great HoS/captain but I can't remember his name.
For sad cunts who try to make the game lively or spiral into bitter depression?
Yahir
the freaking sawbones
For shitters?
Anass Rhammar
Rikcus Thaddeus
Any botanist
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>>125707504
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>>125708350
>Any botanist
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>>125708350
>For sad cunts who try to make the game lively or spiral into bitter depression?
>Yahir

tfw
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>every single button getting pushed
>adminwho
>one (1) admins online
>celt
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VIVA LA GREYTIDE!
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Welp, between getting my greentext (including the "Reduce Casualties" one in spite of a Medical Malpractice rampage and the station being nuked) and being part of the Yiff Response Team, that was an amazing round.

Sucks to be Roderigo, by the way. All the antag roles at once and he still failed.
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>>125709060
C U T E
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>liltiptop was the rev head nuke op tator ling wizard cult deathsquad

>>125709513
>He starts pressing the buttons as I deadmin for borg

celt pls
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>>125707480
Creeping on people is not cool
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>>125705318
It's not Sweden either, you doo
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Thank Christ I made the decision to take my cripple buddy to the asteroid.

>>125704627
The greatest republic God has ever seen.
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>>125709840
I didn't make him all of these antags.
Also, that shuttle pingpong had to be stopped.
>>
>be HoS
>22 minutes into the round sec is already gone
>suddenly a nigga is saying the captain is rogue
>i head over to conference room and he tazes me but lets me back up
>he gets tp'd to science and starts beating a scientist or something
>i rush in and arrest him and taze him like 20 times
>everyone leaves the fucking no legged HoS to deal with the situation
>get the roboticst to help
>eventually get him into sec
>suddenly 20 explosions
>good god
>virus
>find out everyone has captains ID's
>realize im the only sec officer still alive/active
>request an ERT to try and fix the situation
>tfw originally was gonna demote everyone and sec was gonna search everyone who didn't comply
>Virus reaches its final form
>fucks me
>engineer spends 10 minutes fixing me then gives up
>i lie on the ground for 5 minutes going in and out of conciousness
>medbay dude comes over and tries to fix me
>spends 15 minutes doing surgery
>all whilst ERT is arriving
>he puts me back where i originally was in medbay never to be found again
>regain conciousness just ass the nuke is armed
>lie on the cold medbay floor as im consumed by nuclear flames

Good round 10/10
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OH MY GOD JC A

BOMBOBOBOBOMBOMBOBOBOBOMBOMBOMBOMBOBOBOBOMBOMB
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>>125708350
I follow around the asteroid people (miners and scientists) because they somehow can find digging interesting enough to do it for 2 hours and I always wonder what fuels their autism.
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>>125709060
Yahir only gets sad when people bully him, or his waifu isnt there.
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>>125704229
Now put the bent pipes in the same menu as straight pipes and make a popup menu for the sound synth
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>>125663072
>mfw I just use my antag status to honk around and not get in trouble

If you want to be Saw just go to bay. They actually like that kind of shit.
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9600bauds for headmin
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>>125707527

way ahead of you son

I commend you for trying
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>>125710123
Who's her waifu?
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>>125710181
Bay is fucking dead
>>
>chill all shift with your borer buddy
>put your greytide in to overdrive to impress him
>make the cure to the virus only for everyone ot ignore it.
>>
>>125710345
>her
yahir is a man, man
>>
>>125710345
>her
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>>125710285
SS13 ported to Doom when
Looks amazing
>>
>>125710345
>her
Yahir flees from one bed to the next basically
first nevill, now niggily, and N E V E R to you
>>
>>125710345
yahir doesn't have a waifu, that's just memes. he does not like waifus.

he does not like them on a plane, he does not like them on a train, he does not like them in a box, he does not like them as a vox. he does not like waifus, anon-I-am.
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>>125710179
Alright, but you have to post a picture I would like, first.
>>
>>125710345
He was sucking that Griswald dick last night something fierce
>>
>>125710548
>>125710505
>>125710462
>>125710458
>>125710345
Its like youve never seen them on station together.

Literally inseparable.
>>
>>125710472

see
>>125693757
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>>125710505
>Niggly
>Implying Niggly isn't snuggly stuck in bed with Celt
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>>125710068
miners dig for dosh
roboticists dig for miners that refuse to dig for dosh
clowns dig for honkinite
scientists dig for memes
>>
>>125710795
I bet Niggly "No Fun Allowed" Wiggly is the type of girl to hog all of the sheets.
Poor Celt.
>>
How does one superheat plasma? I'm thinking of piping a 66/33 plasma/o2 mix in a tile from the miners, burning it, scrubbing the co2, and letting it burn forever. Will the scrubbers be able to keep up? I've seen people post screenshots of multi-stage burn chambers, but I don't really understand what's going on there. New to atmos.
>>
>>125711093
>girl
>>
>>125711093
>Wake up cold in the middle of the night
>Niggly's got all the covers again
>Quietly grab some and pull
>Niggly wakes up and yells at you
>Smooch him until he quits yelling
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>>125711093
>>125710795
fuck off
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>>125710732
>>125710720
>>125710505
>>125710462
>>125710458
>>125710345
Quit being fucking faggots, all of you
Instead check out these discount memes
>>
>>125711732
>facebook memes
It tastes like trash
>>
>>125711732
>not made out of macaroni glued to paper
you don't even know discount
>>
>>125711301
>The only way to stop her from getting steamed is to smother her in kisses.
>She quickly stops protesting and gives in to Celt, reluctantly sharing half of the sheets.
Sometimes I envy Celt.
Most of the admins are so close to one another. It's always nice to see their friendships unfold.
>>
so, why are all spessmen really girls IRL and spessgirls really guys IRL?
>>
>>125712345
Uh, there are no girls. At all.

Spacemen are guys.
Spacegirls are guys.
The only actual females I know of left a long time ago.
>>
>>125709996
You missed the "ERT".

It was composed entirely of naked catbeasts with knives and codebreakers.
>>
>>125711732
2hotdogs is that you?
>>
>>125712554
You actually know females, that puts you like 3 steps ahead of me nexis
>>
>>125712345
Genderbent station when?
Is that a button for admins to press?
>>
>>125712345
can i be a spacegirl who's a bisexual faggot in real life
>>
>>125713243
fuck off chris-chan
>>
>>125711125
>Will the scrubbers be able to keep up?
I guess, if you place enough.

But the pipes will probably clog; they do at 8~9000KPa, so get ready to cool down that CO2 while pumping it out to space.

It's the same thing you'd have to do in case of a fire on station.
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>>125712918
>>125713243
>>
>>125712554
Some spaacegirls exist. Isn't Soco a girl?
>>
>>125713868
And what if he likes being punched, you'd just be feeding his sick desires.
>>
>>125714085
Either Sarco or Soco is female, and one of them is batshit crazy.
>>
>Page 10
New thread when
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>>125714131
people hating my fetishes is my fetish
>>
>>125712918
Don't suggest my horrible fetish man I don't want it to get a bad name
>>
>>125714267
When you show your tits and vag with a timestamp, spessman.
>>
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>>125712148
>>
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>>125714297
I can't believe there are people that still haven't figured this out.
>>
>>125699076
You fucker I came up with that idea a long time ago. I think I even posted in Github or IRC about it. I don't care though, I just want it to be a reality.
>>
>>125714475
Are you frustrated?
>>
>>125699076
Pretty sure Bay used to have these.
>>
>>125714682
Probably sexually frustrated, I bet Niggly's mad about him sharing secrets about their relationship
>>
>>125713650
Is this accurate, do pipes clog? Scrubbers seem to shut down at a certain point but it depends.
>>
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>Cargo gets shot at by nuke ops
>PANICjpg.exe
>PREPARE FOR MASS EXODUS
>Bring all the machinery we can find
>Most importantly the booze dispencer
>Spend rest of the round chilling on newly christened comfy station
10/10 round
>>
god those new cops sucked
>watch as roboticist robusts both nuke ops
>he melts one's face off and kills him then dies
>the other runs out of bridge and is almost instantly shot and killed
>all whilst 1 nuke op was circling the station opening doors


Good lord. 10/10 round
>>
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>3 nuke ops killed by my hands
>A forth with a gun I gave to my surgeon as he fixed my hand, was interrupted, shot a dude do to crit, then finished my operation
>Disk secured
Security is fun
>>
>>125699076
Make normal laptops a traitor only item that can be produced in RnD, like e-bows and sheet.
That way, it doesn't need a reason to exist but to hack rooms or the AI or whatever.
Obvioulsy, you should make it hard for you to introduce laws into the AI, maybe make it so you need to fit an AI core into it to access it?
>>
>shoot a nuke op
>he somehow convinces me hes not the op, but the captain he just killed is
>shake him up
>he kills me
Sometimes i'm pretty fucking retarded
>>
>>125712345
off the top of my my head, soca, boris, ginger, probe, niggly
>>
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>Ops
>put on security hardsuit instead of red OPs suit of the guy you just murdered
>some guy tasers you
>tell him to help you up
>he mistakes you for a crew
>instantly blow his face off and laugh at his failure
That was a round high-light for me, I can't believe you fell for that transparent lie.
>>
>Set up engines
>New engi comes along
>About to teach them how to engine
>Binary: They're shooting people in the engineering hallway
>Later on, trying to scavenge air for medbay
>Find the engineer's corpse slammed up against a wall

I'm sorry I couldn't help you

>Trying to make sure escape is in survivable conditions
>Me and sinclair both beat a nuke op to death

fun times
>>
>>125715221
could've ahelped and gotten a fireplace bro, missed out.
>>
What happened to my botany buddy? You left so I just smoked weed.
>>
>>125715412
hey man, not my fault your charisma level was maxxed out.
>>
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>>125715338
>>125715412
>>
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That round just didn't slow down. I never even left the lab, trying my best to make sure there was enough drugs and shit.

Then I get left behind ;_;
>>
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>paramedic walks over lube right out the airlock
>>
>>125715490
You can see a stack of wood in that screencap. We could have made one. But the stove is more comfy.
>>
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>>125715761
Good round
>>
>>125715761
No, a fireplace. Not a campfire. a fucking, comfy, arse, fireplace. See the captain's office for one, they spawn there and only there and are not constructable.
>>
>>125715612
>OYYYY
>MOOM
>YYO
>MOOT
>MY
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>>125713868
Game contains following fetish fueling content
>Tentacles
>mind control
>Transformation
>guro
>clowns
>weight gain
>slave
>leather
>xenos
>interspecies
>bondage
>stuffing
>amputee
>prosthetics
>hard vore (ironicly)
>slimes
>robots
>AND MANY MORE
>LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS

the point is everything will get fetishized at some point
>>
>>125716347
Excuse me, I happen to be a connoisseur in vore and the game happens to contain both hard AND soft vore.
>>
>>125716138
That was an accident, I apologize profusely.
>>
>>125716347
Most of the wizard's spells and items are fetishes.
Makes sense seeing as they're well, wizards.
>>
>>125715612
did you consider disposals at any point? would get you out the room at least.
>>
>>125716347
SPACE TRAINS WHEN?
>>
>>125716789
bomb south of medical, disposals blown.
no point.
>>
>>125716737
Ei Nath is my fetish
>>
>>125716507
I wasnt really counting swallowing monkey type creatures whole but yeah
>vampires
> >>125716737
>blood play
>cults
>bursting
etc etc
>>
>>125716789
Into cargo, that would also be locked down. I just needed a crowbar.

Though, I did not think of it.
>>
You know.
Vore station is actually a pretty good server, we should go visit there some time.
>>
>>125717067
reminder that "raids" are bannable
>>
>>125716573
Don't apologize, Im just trying to make sense of it
Your screencap is prophetic, anon. Be proud.
>>
>>125717104
It's raiding to visit another server?
Is Pomf really that jealous?
>>
spesswomen on a spess station general
>>
>>125717414
You say that as if there isn't a significant amount of transgender players on this server.

Shitlord.
>>
>>125717049
There are quite a few ways to escape chemistry depending on whats available.
thermite, acid, breaking the grille near the register, blow a hole out of there etc etc.
Most people do forget disposals though, I know i do.
>>
>>125717229
Vore doesn't want players that aren't into vore. Their host and players have explicitly stated that time and time again.
>>
>>125717562
>implying transgender are women
Kek
>>
>>125717634
They're cool with it though. All of my characters have things saying no vore, and I haven't had an issue with it.
>>
make new thread now
>>
>>125717414
>tfw she doesn't want to be a waifu
why live
>>
>>125718043
THIS IS NO WAIFU, BOY
NO WAIFU
>>
>>125718408
>>125718408
>>125718408
>>125718408
New thread. Go
>>
Shuttle transfer has been called

Reason - New thread
>>125718676
>>125718676
>>125718676


>>125718527
Nuts
>>
>>125695583
That's pretty cute, will they be available to buy at vending machines or are they rare goods?
>>
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>>125715221
>Attempt to build a sequel to the comfy station
>Build the comfy bunker in cargo warehouse
>Things go to shit, singuloose and what not
>All of the sudden people start teleporting into the comfy bunker
>They have no idea how they got here
>For most of them they were saved from death by the teleportation
>I start convincing them all they have died and they are in heaven
>Comfy heaven
>Round almost over
>Maintenance airlock in picture opens up
>The fucking centcomm shuttle is docked directly to that maintenance airlock
>We all board and hang out at centcomm
10/10
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