Slablands/CoC General

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I like this general.

>>125500056
One punch da best

>>125500385
I need to play this

More like Tsychic

>>125500660
I get it

>>125500783
Lies

>>125500056
She just needs a good dicking

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bullying the psychic tsundere

>>125501078
She wants the bald dick

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>>125501248
Who doesnt

Starting again

> Present mediocre ideas for Slab you have, and improve previous idea.

>>125488992
Naga mage dude who lives in/on the outskirts of a desert and asks for your help escorting him as he travels to some ancient ruins to do some dorky archaeology.

>>

Tsundere is worst.

>>125505873

You = a shit

>>125494716
>Creepy yandere stalker
boy have I got news for you-!
>that keeps making this face (´･ω･`)
nvm

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>playing PJ Masks with my little sister
>"WA, you can be Catboy!"
I can't believe my tiny tot sister is the only one who truly knows who I am inside

>>125506628
(´･ω･`)

>>125502189
>Naga mage dude who lives in/on the outskirts of a desert and asks for your help escorting him as he travels to some ancient ruins to do some dorky archaeology.

When you get there you see his rival, a suave naga adventurer dude getting ready to enter. They try to rush ahead of each other into the building, setting off deadly traps that you have to avoid. Eventually they reach a truce and the three of you make your way deeper into the ruins, solving puzzles and avoiding more traps in search of your prize.
The real prize is the friendship the two nagas find as they work together.

>>125501248
Sounds gross.

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>>125501248
nerd dick superior

http://www.quotev.com/story/6617767/CreepyPasta-Boyfriend-Scenarios/3
oh my god, what?

>>125513882
now post your mediocre idea >>125502189

>>125518470
date the spaghetti

>>125518620
right right, forgot.

merman prince who's secretly studying magic even though his parents forbid it.

Mass lesbo-raping wolfgirl. She's terrorizing girls in Skypoint and the guards are predictably worthless so it's up to you to stop her. You can brutally subdue her with the dick if you're a male, do that or trick her onto the dick if you're a trapPC, or femdom her out of commission if you're a fPC. Or beat her up and tie her up to collect the bounty if you're not into the whole lewd thing.

>>125518627
http://www.quotev.com/story/6617767/CreepyPasta-Boyfriend-Scenarios/5
watch the spagget kill your best friend
start hanging out with the spagget at some creepypasta mansion I never heard about but has been in multiple shitty stories so

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>>125520356
wait. that doesn't really make sense for some reason.

Green is worst color.

Downloaded the game last night, played for about an hour and now i'm not sure what to do next.

Anyone set out a beginner's guide yet?

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>that bj video with the grapefruit and the gratuitous slurping

>>125500056
With that dress & the way it behaves while she "flies" she has got to either be into exhibitionism or just has zero fucks to give.
>>125506960
Wolf butt when?
>>125529659
It's amusingly disturbing.

>>125530674
Don't talk shit about a video that took me from the most bullied to the most popular girl at my college.

>>125531006
How did you get them to put the blindfold on?

I never realized it till just now, but...

I got some big balls.
Like, seriously, I got some balls.

>>125527036
Nope

>>125531186
I asked them politely and though it kind of weirded them out, they obliged. Some were even nice enough to move my hair so it didn't get caught in it.

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http://silenthill.wikia.com/wiki/Walter_Sullivan
Alex Shepard became slightly unstable when he found out what he'd done.

>>125531527
>Hey bitch slide your tongue around my shaft
busted

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>>125531527

>>125531748
busted what? consensual bullying isn't really bullying.

>>125531769
sorry, thought you meant my blindfold.
let me tell you tho, both partners wearing blindfolds during? Hard mode. Don't recommend it to beginners.

Big brother is now big sister!
Wow, even better!

>>125533239
All I wanna do is rub tomato fucker's face. I could give fuck all about the rest of the game.

>>125533239
>>125533552
You've lost me.

>>125531723
There is a popular theory in the Silent Hill fandom that Alex is secretly gay.This would explain:
>Elle being Alex's friend during their entire high school relationship. Despite them spending hours together at each other's houses, Elle remains friendzoned.
>The various monster designs such as the Needler, Schism, Lurker and Siam, and the Bogeyman's tall, buff, shirtless and muscular physique.
>The Bogeymen ending where Alex becomes a fellow Bogeyman, fulfilling Alex's possible homoerotic desires to be with men who accept him for who he is.

Yes, it all makes sense now.
>There is also a possibility that Alex was circumcised-

Yes yes, that too. Whatever, more importantly friendzoning Elle!

>>125534197
Whoops, forgot to arrow that first sentence.
I'm sure there's some fanart out there proving Alex's homosexual urges.

>>125533798
I googled the quote and something about the new Fire Emblem and it reminded me that I wanna rub that tomato fucking twerps face until he sees stars.

>>125534859
Ah.

>>125533239
What? I don't understand.

>>125531723
https://twitter.com/VoidBurger
I have been given life. Even if I'm not watching her LPs, VoidBurger continues to entertain me.

>>125535542
>>125534197
>>125531723

I do not care that I'm a day late to the party, at least one of you motherfuckers better click those links and laugh with me at this or so help me

>>125518903
Merman prince who tried to perform a dong embiggening spell, but instead created a dong monster that detached away from him. He must find a way to return it without his magic-phobic parents or his many rivals find out.
Sorry if it's kind of dumb here's a twofur
> A tiny thumb sized goddess with a single devout follower
> Dragon that hoarded too much treasure and now trapped in her cave.

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>>125506628
I don't know about the face but yanderes tickle my fancy. Tell me more.

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>>125539554
another chance to use this

>>125539554
It's WA's yandere mage. Who's a guy. Sorry.

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>>125539626
>>125539665
O-oh. Thanks anyways. Have a vamp.

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>chatting with my dad
>"-and then she said her other means of income was playing games on twitch or something. I just don't understand why people watch other people play video games for entertainment."

>>125541572
I don't fucking understand how people make an income on twitch either, how fucking thirsty are you.

fluffy tails

Well that was a shitty cliff hanger to come across till the 19th.

>>125538541
The dragon only hoarded so much gold after a series of con jobs with a young adventurer where she pretended to terrorise a village and maybe kidnap some people and the adventurer would swoop in, save the day and rescue the captives for some big rewards. you can join in on the cons, blackmail then to keep quiet about it or bring them to justice.
Also the adventurer is a girl too and sometimes they'd kidnap cute dudes so that she could rescue them and get laid as part of the reward, which makes the dragongirl a bit jealous
No it's not exactly like dragonheart shutup

>>125546882
Shit I forgot the idea
>Three billy goats gruff inspired thing except it's three goat boy guards who are posted at watchtowers along a giant bridge/series of bridges. They go from Twink, to regular dude to bara as you get further along the bridge and there's a few different ways to get past each one
Yes I totally took that from the post the other day

Make america great

>>125551247
Donald trump please make monster girls real and build wall.

>>125539849
She wants the dick

>>125555257
Vampire badly impersonating dead female relative to make it easier to get that PC dick when?

>>125544091
Best girls

>>125556993
Explain your reasoning? Make it easier by getting to stay in the castle and jumping the PC at night or by her hoping the PC wants to fuck a relative?

>>125558103
Typical dick bag noble reasons. Starts as an excuse to get a hell of a story for the other clucking hens of the night but turns into a genuine desire to ride the PC wangwagon politically and physically. Pretending to be some long lost relative for entrance into the castle then slowly trying to tease the PC into actually fucking her.

Free lodgings without actually needing to buy and modify a Summer home, carving a unique niche in the PC's growing social circle and sizzling roleplay sex to sweeten the deal.

>>125551247
Donald trump is the best waifu

>>125525894
Implications. Orc girls are great.

Fit and muscular girls who normally don't wear sexy clothing or underwear and get embarrassed when they do.

>>125506960
>that tail
Wants the dick

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Awoo

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>>125563935

>>125501952
>final ep is next week

>>125563935
I read that as if the fit girls don't normally wear any kind of underwear.
Lewd.

>>125547083
>Three billy goats gruff inspired thing except it's three goat boy guards who are posted at watchtowers along a giant bridge/series of bridges. They go from Twink, to regular dude to bara as you get further along the bridge and there's a few different ways to get past each one

You can also get them to follow you and have a threesome and foursome by the end of the bridge.

>leopard gecko cutie who licks his eyebrow when he's nervous and likes to collect interesting sticks. If he gets really really nervous, he quietly screams until someone holds his hand or pets his tale.

>>125572367
Anon pls the foursome was implied

>>125573154
Oh, my apologies. Then how about as you disembark the last bridge after all the brothers you come across their DILF dad, who is very protective and willing to reward you if you didn't hurt his boys or ready to fight (and able to lose if you know what I mean) if you did.

>>125573409
And if you lose the sons all show up and you get dog piled and fucked raw?

But if you win aw yeh gimme dat DILF D

>>125573531
Oh man, I didn't even think of that possibility.
Yes, during the fight if you were a dick to the brothers they cheer their dad on at the sidelines. His fatherly love makes him a very powerful opponent, like the whole animu protag and his friends thing.

>>125501078
WANTS THE DICK

>>125573665
Man I'm liking this idea more and more. I'll take a shot at the improving the Leopard Gecko when I get home if nobody else has a go

I came for more tatsu

http://www.rinmarugames.com/game/?game_id=465
Everybody make your waifu/PC/self

>>125541764
it's that old adage of doing what you love and never working a day, I guess. plus there'll always be people willing to pay to be entertained. this way, though, it's more fans paying the actor/actress (for lack of a better term) directly than through a bunch of systems.

>>125571748
Maybe despite her physique, she's still quite well endowed and she feels bras a're a bit too restricting.

>>125567242
no labyrinths. they didn't say duck girls.

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>>125500056

These editions have been getting better, these days..

I like to personally think that clothing of the normal degree would slightly inhibit an ESPer's powers, since they aren't as comfortable. That said, at the least - Tatsundere probably goes commando.

>>125575957
When I talk about underwear I only generally thing of bottoms

>>125576489
Those too. Too restricting.

>>125574549
No masks?
No tape?
I can't work like this

>>125576781
Robin, for once take off the mask we are worried about you.

>>125547083
>>125572367
What would be the differences between a goatboy and a satyr?

>>125500385
We have great taste

>>125577216
one might not have full goat legs maybe?

Psychics a shit

I need some more animu to watch

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>slablands is still around

Haven't checked this general for over a year. How far are we? Does the game still crash when attempting to fuck the valkyrie?

>>125582002
Up to a desert.

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>>125500056
>Is still so butthurt about CoC that you put it in your name to prevent an actual general of it

Christ that's dedication.

>>125546417
Get gud

These 12 eps anime that are just advertisements for the light novels annoy me.

>>125586193
Too lazy to even make manga, they expect you to read their shit like they're as good as actual books.

>>125586331
Some of them are better written than others.

Others are written like VN's.
Had a friend that liked some LN's but was tired of VN's because they lacked the substance of real books or whatever, but won't admit that some LN's have the same stuff.

I still make fun of him.

>>125571748
Lewd but nice.
>>125576069
>no labyrinths
Oh. Shame that.
>>125586193
Ditto.

Are the anubi in yet?

>>125591350
Yes, desert dungeon's there.

Around the elf sluts
Stick it in their you-know-whats

>>125592572
Butts?

>>125593074
acceptable

>>125583201
That's not the reason.

>>125591779
Nice. How come no talk about delicious brown anubutt?

>centaur thongs and lingerie

I didn't even think about how that could possibly work, but somebody apparently did.

>>125594243
link

>>125592572
Less than a week until delicious christmas elves

>>125594235
Might have to start again if the anubis is in.

>>125594370
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1855891
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2118952

Not the biggest fan of piercings, but hey, it's interesting to think how it could work.

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Horror Stream Starting:
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>pastebin updated their UI
Every time. When will this accursed meme be wiped off the face of the earth once and for all?

Banging the medieval pizza girl and throwing the pizza out since pizza is fucking shit.

>>125603113
Wow, you took a great idea and turned it to awful garbage in one sentence flat.

>>125604408
Which part of that was a great idea?

>>125603113
> pizza is fucking shit.
Begone demon. This is sacred ground.

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>>125603113
>pizza is fucking shit

>>125572367
Emancipated Leopard Gecko ex-slave who lives in a forest. Wants to see the Desert of his people, but crippled by his anxiety developed from years of abuse.

> Former Phoenix goddess who drinks to forget

PIZZA IS A SHIT

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>>125608815

>>125606474
Former goddess?

>>125606474
Phoenix who forgot the entirety of her rule because she's since died and been reborn, leading to her becoming a former goddess because she didn't show up anymore and people stopped believing in her/somebody else took over.

She's reincarnated numerous times, and she's scared she might forget the PC if she gets reborn. It turns out that strong emotions can persist, but her new incarnation is afraid of the PC because of these emotions, leading to the PC needing to make new memories with her so she isn't scared of that.

>A fisherman who loves swimming and hates the sea because his wife and child drowned there

Phoenix would be interesting.
The cool thing about phoenixes would be the technically immortal thing.
Downside being their memories of older incarnations may fade over time.

No need for offspring, seeing as she would be reborn anyway. So love is kind of a foreign thing for her as well.

Before she met you, she couldn't care less if she forgot what she was like before.

Afterwords, she's scared to be 'reborn' because she doesn't want to forget you.

So it's up to you to give her enough love so that she'll never forget you.

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>>125613362
>>125614407

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Demon prince and his assassin best friend.

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>stayed up until 3-4 in the morning screencapping awful romance stories for my mum to laugh at
>she doesn't even acknowledge them

>>125613362
>>125614407
I bet she's part of the pizza hating master race

>>125623542
What do you have against pizza, anon.
Pizza can be literally anything ontop of a pan shaped pie. How can you possibly hate it.

>>125613362
>>125614407
> Present mediocre ideas for Slab you have, and
follow the rules
improve previous idea.
Post more bad/mediocre ideas

Hey guys, don't know if you still remember me but I'm the guy writing Noire the wolfgirl kunoichi. I'm finally done schoolwork so now I have time to finish her.

I hope to have her finished by early January, and send it over to Sapros for editing around then.

Just a heads up in case anyone is/was interested. I wrote way too much for her to slab her, so I might as well finish her.

>>125625243
good luck

>reading a story with Bill Cipher
>his eyeS
>in his eyeS
>his eyeS trained on you
>he winked at you (or maybe blinked since he only had one eye)
make up your damn mind.

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>>125625243

Godspeed

There sure are a lot of wolfgirls being written

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2210813
reverse traps

http://www.quotev.com/story/7065344/Youll-never-escape-Yanderes-x-reader-Girls-only/1
>that kuudere definition
no, I don't think that's quite right.
also the fact that I misread it the first time and thought it was a cover of "let it go" made everything 5x better, so it's a disappointment rereading it.
All in all 2/10

>>125628646
http://www.quotev.com/story/6953360/Yandereboy-X-Reader/29
>this story was only published 2 months ago
>and it has this fucking meme in it.
I am disgusted

Using your magic powers to waste pizza from the face of the earth

seeing a sad snake man who overslept and missed joining the snake-orgy-ball so you go and keep him company to cheer him up.

>>125632521
Your memes are not funny, anon.

Pizza is literally how you make it. If you can't like pizza it just means you have never had a truly good one.

>>125632806
die pizza vampire

>>125635056
This foul creature despises pizza. He must be stuffed with garlic bread coated in garlic butter. It is the only way.

>>125635056
We must kill them all

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>>125628447
>reverse traps
Yes.
>dat image
YES.
>>125625243
YESSSS.

>>125635561
Because Pizza is a shitty shit shit

>>125643759
Your words are as empty as your soul.
Mankind ill-needs a savior such as YOU.

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>reading shitty fanfic about you becoming a I can't believe the authors can use the word in their stories without feeling ridiculous Creepypasta after being raped and tortured for a day while being videotaped
>the Slendster recruits you and everyone wants to know how you became the most beautifulest creepynoodle in the world
>"Well here, I stole the movie so you can see for yourself ;)"
I mean, it's not like it's a home movie. 4 men are brutally raping you in the video and it mentions how disgusted you feel every time you think about it as you got your revenge on them, why would you be like "sure let's gather round for the snuff film guys"?
maybe I'm just too old for this fandom thing, I don't get what the kids are into any more. jeff the killer doesn't even have a nose, why do 15 year olds wanna fuck him? I mean I don't really want voldemort's dick that much. Not the noseless version, anyway.

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>>125646829
aaaand you fucked a creppyravioli that was fast

>>125624409
D-didn't you read my greentext? I did!

This general has good taste in anime by liking one punch

>>125613362
Oh, forgot to mention this, but I'm working on the phoenix right now. Hopefully people will like her.

That's all for now, goodnight.

why do creepypastas even need hot tubs or a mansion or training grounds? did (whoever directed the Resident Evil movie) write them?

Post your tail

I second ordering pizza from a place that only hires girls, just to fuck the girls and throw out that trash pizza.

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>>125653810

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>>125653810
>>125657324
>tfw forgot that it doesn't show the tail
thinking is hard

>>125639669
That dog just keeps giving me this look

Fairy girl that uses magic to be just big enough to take your dick that is massive to her.

>>125632521
We should put them into camps

Girl who hides her lewd tail

>>125665895
You are very confused anon. We call those people boys.

Getting a tail job from a girl with 9 tails

>>125620517
>these faces

>>125670962
Better than your face.

Genocide all pizza places.

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>>125673880

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Tengu

>>125661051
We already have two of those

Learning ancient martial artist from a lewd with big breasts

>>125650964
Ah, sorry.

Fisherman hates the sea because it took his son and wife away from him. His wife was actually a Deep Sea Merrow that had to go back to her gang-like community because of her obligation to the Family. Help the Fisherman take back his wife and child peacefully or with violence.

> A half-Succubus with protective Dragon mom

Returning to slablands after a while. Are aivee and Riley done?

>>125677839
>My my, polished your horns have you? Off to bag yourself a man?
Mom, stop.
>Make sure to wrap him up in your wings if it looks like he'll pull out, boys love that!~
MOOOOM
>And try to do something to draw attention from those big hooker boot legs, those are clearly from your father's side.
I'M LEAVING NOW
>And flaunt your ass! You have your fathers ass, put it to good use!~
[unintelligible dragon noises]

>>125639669
Dog looks high

>>125679519
>A succubus with her dads ass
So...how would that look?

>>125678872
Nah, I think they're still being worked on.

>>125681228
Tight, muscular, with a tail

Putting all of the pizzas in camps and throwing them into ovens

>>125632806
>memes
>pizza being shit
>meme

>>125679519
>Make sure to wrap him up in your wings if it looks like he'll pull out, boys love that!~

O-oh man being forced to cum inside like that is my fetish

>>125685089
Dragon mom knows her stuff I guess

>>125685285
>tfw a dragon mom will never wrap you up in her wings and force you to cum inside and knock her up with another halfling

Feels bad, man

>>125685762
It's sufferin

>>125681887
I wasn't aware incubuses were muscular.
Well, not all of them, anyway. Cubuses come in all shapes, I'd bet.

But I'm totally cool with tight and muscular Draccubus tho. A tight frame with a somewhat thicker demonic tail, maybe a few scales too.

>>125686929
Oh yeah he needs to be thickkkkkkk

>>125687458
she*

>>125688210
I was talking about the dad

Where do I find the old lady again to give the loaf of bread to?

>>125626089
>those ears
wants the dick

>>125688396
Oh shit I'm sorry.

I'm a dumb.

>>125689083
No it's ok it was me being dumb and not specifying.

where are the cute moe spidergirls

>>125689608
and cute slut spiderboys

>>125690131
Drider mob?

>>125690386
That's slabbed.

>>125690386
Spidderboys not dridderboys

good taste desu, op.

>>125625243
good luck

>>125691249
I don't think so, just on hold for now

>>125693518
No, I remember Sheepie said she wasn't working on it anymore because she didn't want to do painful rape.

>>125688552
Beorg.

Growing a badass beard

>>125697721
You do that with the power of the character creator.

>>125591350
>>125591779
>>125594235
The sex hadn't been finalized, so that part didn't make it in. I need to sit down and finish implementing the old edits I put up so that can be added.

>>125594740
hot

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Horror Stream 2 Starting
link here: >>125596478

>Bubsy 1 and 2 released on Steam
>It's just the SNES games emulated
>They didn't even make the emulator themselves, they just slapped the SNES9x emulator into an exe with the rom data and called it a day

Apparently, doing something like that is very, very illegal.

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>>125686929
>>125687458
>>125688210
>>125688396
>>125689083
>>125689479
>The splendor of a fine ass trumps all.

>>125705793
What could paws-ibly go wrong?

>>125705962
Ass is hometown
Breasts are life
Together they form an incredible bond.

>>125705992
For the guys who have the rights to the series now? A lot.

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>>125706396
Will Bubsy ever stop being a hilariously awful joke?

>>125706817
To be fair, the first couple of Bubsy games weren't hilariously awful. Just very, very mediocre.

>>125594243
kek

>>125706817
No

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Today is birthday
Very happy
Will eat lots of food
Delicious cake
But I still have wish
That one day I would have a fish

>>125705793
>Nope, we have the license to use SNES9x for pre-emulated games from the 2 original creators. Research is you best friend :D

I'm guessing the 2 creators are the snes9x devs?

As long as they have a deal with them it seems completely fine. Emulators aren't illegal.

>>125711329
Genetically engineered Mutios for domestic ownership

>>125592572
in their mouths

>>125711771
Using emulators without consent is illegal though.But if they got permission, it's fine I guess.

Like how X-COM UFO Defense comes with Dos-Box.

No word on that Neo-Geo humble bundle tho. They're using Mame or something to emulate those. Very poorly at that. No controller support last I heard from that. Fuck that noise.

>>125711829
Yes. Yes yes yes.

Fish girl beast species magically created out of combinations of various feesh races to make the ultimate feesh.

>>125592572
fluffy tails?

>>125711771
>>125712096
Nope, they didn't get permission from all the snes9x devs. In fact, one of them is objecting to it and asking them to take out their code.

>>125711329
Happy birthday

>>125712776
Oh? I gotta see this.
Did he post somewhere about it?

>>125713709
Check /v/, there's a storm brewing about it right now.

>>125712776
>check their twitter
>they don't even know what Retroarch is

honestly the real crime here is trying to sell me fucking roms instead of making a real port. Charging $5 for doing literally nothing that I can't do is disgusting.

>>125714020

https://twitter.com/Lord_Nightmare/with_replies

>>125592572
ears

>>125591350
Not enough girls

>>125716895
There's both a girl and boy anubis so I don't know what point you're trying to make

>>125718637
I understand where he's coming from. They should both be female with a threesome option.

Any angels? I like valkyries as much as the next battle hardened shieldmaiden enthusiast but I need more fire and faith in my life.

>>125720697
I don't think angels work that way here. Demons sure aren't evil supernatural things from hell.

>>125586331
I'll probably read one eventually

Flat chested girl butthurt that a girl way younger than her is stacked

>>125721643
Proving to her that flat is superior.

stur wurrs

>>125720789
>angels are just prettier demons with a superiority complex who worship an invisible god
>their god is really just a really timid air spirit
>pretended to be a god as a prank but is in too deep to stop now

>>125722631

Aren't slabgods powers based on belief anyway?

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>>125722814
>air spirit started out looking like a pixie
>years of angel worship have her reimagined as a blindingly radiant MILF goddess
>has no fucking idea what is going on
>just shooting blessings around willy nilly and hoping for the best

Well I wasn't expecting this at all.
Birthday present is a shotgun.

Now I can shoot turkeys.

>>125724765
Jive turkeys?

>>125724765
aka dinner

>>125724847
If I see one, sure.

>>125725760
You got that right son.

>>125646175
YOU WILL GET YOURS SCUM

>>125586042
no

>>125500056
The fuck does the worlds' angriest asparagus have to do with anything?

>>125726254
Op's waifu.

>>125726254

you got a problem with green midgets?

>>125726254
She needs a good dose of the dick.

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so i am playing CoC and i currently have a vaginal capacity of 329 with a vaginal looseness of 5

what can i do with this?
even when i have sex with dicks that are "too big" it just stretches and my vaginal capacity goes up

what certain scenes require such a large capacity?
does it even do anything? i know that if you have a dick area too big for an NPC the scenes just wont display but it doesn't seem like i've run into any scenes yet where the NPC couldn't fuck because i had too low vaginal capacity

>>125729808
Read the OP.

>>125582002
>that image
what explain

Eating some flaming hot chille

>>125730414
He had his dick out, I guess.

>1-3 quiz
>4-6 show
>7-9 code
>0 write

>>125729894
i did
are you not going to answer my question?

>>125731981
I repeat: Read the OP. All of it. Read the links. I'm sure you'll find an answer there. :)

pit bull guard who looks intimidating but is actually an absolute sweetheart when you get to know him

>>125732856
Then he rips your face off just because. Serves you right for trusting one.

wait better idea: getting rowed across a lake by a delinquent religious guy and offering him a bite of your popsicle as payment, only to watch him deepthroat it and realize you wanna fuck him

>>125733253
eh, dick probably worth it

FLIPS

>>125735053
FLIPS MID COITUS

Keeping an elf maid in your chambers at all times.
Have her wear nothing so that there is little to take off of her, if anything at all, when your sexual needs arise.

Ok I feel like I'm missing something here because gold seems nearly impossible to gain other than the old witch and the harpies, am I missing something or is getting gold gonna be really grindy?

>>125737145
I find the idea of a maid whose entire purpose is to serve you sexually really hot, which is why I talked a lot about the undead butler girl who's essentially a magic creation meant to serve you who has a really nonchalant attitude about sex so she's always trying to get you "relieve your tension" and stuff while your in the hallway or sitting on your throne or something

>>125737502
Go grind in the pyramid dungeon.

>>125729894
>>125732576
I'll reiterate what I noticed the other day
Nothing in the OP or the FAQs says anything about not discussing CoC. It apparently got taken out a while ago and the closest we have left is
>Fenoxo's new game (which we don't have links or passwords for) is also not discussed, similar to CoC.
in the FAQ and
>We still have the name of CoC in our general name for some reason even tho we don't talk about it
in the title of the history doc.

So whatever got taken out should probably get put back in.

>>125738594
>is also not discussed, similar to CoC.
Doesn't that say it?

Big stronk girls in full armour with facemasks.

>>125739335
It looks like that line was left over from when there was another entry talking about how CoC isn't discussed, it's a little confusing when it's tacked on the end of another entry like that.

Also saying it's "Not discussed" feels more tame than just saying that we don't talk about it and don't answer questions about it so don't bother asking etc.

Garudas who've never gotten to see a girl trying on the femPC's dresses/skirts and laughing about it while the grouchy DILF elder looks on disapprovingly but wants to tap the PC's ass too much to tell them to stop.

harnessing the energy of imouto love to power your castle

>>125741172
But how does it work? Can you take in girls as your adopted little sister & harness their love too or is it blood relation only?

>>125742976

adopted will work but for best results it needs to be blood related.

>>125737672

Second question, is the puzzle room buggy or am I missing something?

>>125743959
Okay, it's a little bit obtuse since you're not allowed to re-equip yourself in the dungeon, but here's the thing:

You need to equip the gold dagger, which necessitates leaving the dungeon, equipping it, and then going back. Then when you examine the carvings (it's one of the two options) the one where you 'stick something in it' is sticking the gold dagger in it.

>>125745187

I think I bugged it out then because I had already equipped the dagger but inserting something in it just has it say that it did nothing.

>>125737502

You can get a good bet out of the wrestling arena, but I think it stops paying out after you win the maximum once.

>>125745187
>you're not allowed to re-equip in the dungeon
why

>>125679519
Let's start off this chain off again.

> Spider Girl Puppeteer with lot of creepy life like dolls

Kill pizza

>>125746127
She's the only actual doll, the rest are a bunch of poltergeists screwing with you.

>Virgin DILF. He's great with kids and been a nanny for a few but he's never, ever had sex.

FUCK PIZZA

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>>125747257
>>125750689
Get out.

>>125741172
She's going to harass the power of my dick

I AM TUROK

>>125742976
yes

Oh man, is the only decent way to repeatedly make money beating up the big guy in the plains? Because Dahlia deciding to show up and say hi for most of those encounters is making that pretty slow.

>>125739351
What kind of mask faces

>>125735538
impossible

>>125733253
kek

>>125758967
The cool kind

>>125730606
but why

So what IS the actual reason for the general still having CoC in the name? Because all my searching through archives provided no answer. I mean beyond the fact nobody can be assed to remove it, for some mysterious reason.

>>125765765
Spite or something idunno. Honestly some guys here try to make a boogieman out of fen when he's just a cunt.

It's too early for shitposters but they're here anyway.

>>125726134
yes

>>125539626
>>125539665
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

GOD Damnit, why a boy? Why?!

[Spoiler]is it at least a trap?[/Spoiler]

>>125726254
BEST GIRL

>>125769836
http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

>>125771408
Well that was pretty dull.

>>125772120
Did you read all five threads?

Time traveling.

Cute dino girls

>>125576078
She goes commando to be ready to take the dick when she finds her husbando saitama

>>125772379
It started off boring and just got annoying by the end, I dunno. Like even pretending it was a real thing I'm just all "who cares" about it, but maybe I'm just tired and grouchy.

>>125775467
She couldn't handle it

>>125728265
Like all women especially lesbians

Ssssnakeslutssss

>>125775921
>Like even pretending it was a real thing I'm just all "who cares" about it
It was real. Those are translations of 2ch threads.

>>125724276
The american fighting style

>>125781790
Not what I meant, c'mon anon.

>>125778648
>giving lesbians the dick
>lesbians learning to love the dick
I'd forgotten how much I liked this. I need to find that pastebin of exhentai links again now.

Make America great build walls

>>125769836
Nope

>>125771408
>girl won't respond
Slap her

>>125757553
I thought this was an IRL question at first, man was I confused.

>>125757553
Who the hell is Dahlia?

>>125791612
That's the name he got for his cowgrill, I'm assuming.
Unfortunately, the apple event is still broken.

>>125772883
raptors

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>>125769836
http://pastebin.com/B4LJGb2i
Need to update it with the other scenes I've finished since.

If you want here's the generic project header with all the stuff. Less trap, more giganta-nerd.

>Shadow Complex is free for the holidays

Well how nice of you Epic Games.

>>125794168
there we go. the play with his d scene is 9/10 of the way done but I'll only add it when it's completely done.
so just the eat-out scene is added which I'm sure everyone already read.
http://pastebin.com/uz40bZqR

>>125794168
How rapey are the loss scenes?

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Reporter guy who seeks truth and discovery.

>>125795395
>if snake
How 2 become snek? I wanna be a snek.

>>125763470
how cool

>>125797567
He can discover my dick

>4 more days until winter sale

god damnit gabe you fat fuck give me my discounts

>>125798284
A minimum of 8.3 on a 10 point cool scale.

>>125798452
Buy steam controller

>>125784158
Please share. I need more doujins where lesbians learn to become bitches in heat for the dick

>>125757553
>big guy
Bane?

>>125802592
Blane.

>>125751034
No

>>125797246
you're chained up in a dungeon for the first one but otherwise not very. He doesn't want to hurt you, he just knows you're playing hard to get and you actually love him just as much as he loves you. He just has to get you to admit it.
>>125797863
TFs possibly in the far far far far maybe far future

>>125807146
Wait so does losing work out as if you drank the tea, or does it lead to a separate scene where you get fucked first?

>>125807146
>having to account for non-humanoid bodies
I'd really rather not.

>>125807610
As if you drank the tea. Fucking in some random field somewhere isn't what a loving couple would do. A dungeon, however, now there's the place for oral.

>>125807819
Makes sense to me

>>125739351

>>125807673
>Being humanoid scum

>>125748449
The DILF is some grizzled adventurer that everyone thinks has been around the block and has a woman in every port, but he constantly has to turn down the advances of damsels he saves due to feeling he's too old to settle down with a younger woman now and doesn't want to love em and leave em.

The reason he never did it when he was younger is because he had a girl he was promised to, but she wound up dead or disappeared before they got married and could consummate anything.

>Sneaky spiderboy thief who uses his natural agility and spiderness to steal treasures and artefacts from rich dudes and cities and requires a good seeing to to teach him a lesson

>>125801543
If I ever find the time to find it, sure.

Pyramid head girls

>>125730556
>chille
Better than garbage pizza

>>125815591
You weren't funny the first time and you still aren't funny

>>125815689
Just ignore it man

>>125791705
What.
I could swear I've fixed that event at least three times, with every time working on my side, and a week later someone reports that it's not working.

>>125816494
I tried it with a fresh download and save just now. I go explore the countryside, and then it hangs up.

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never