>What the fuck is this shit?
Dirty Bomb's a free to play FPS and successor to games like Enemy Territory or Brink
>Is it p2w?
No. Merc unlocking system is very similar to LoL's champion unlocks.
There are also loadout cards with different rarity, but those aren't going to make you less shit at the game, and everything above bronze is purely cosmetic
You can easily craft them by trading up the dozens of crap lead cards you get
>How the loadout system works:
http://stealth-nerf.com/dirty-bomb-the-loadout-system-explained/
>Loadout/weapon/augment charts
http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/12972/the-db-genome-project-everything-there-is-to-know-about-loadouts
>Recommended loadouts (Updated but still a WIP - Not quite finished, give your feedback)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/etdws8bydkfiw1a/dbgloadoutguide2.0.png?dl=0
>How do I get this game?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/333930/
>Wiki:
http://dirtybomb.gamepedia.com
>Join our steam group and play with us:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vgdb
>Wanna play competitive?
http://dirtycups.gg/
>Tweaks and HUD customization
http://pastebin.com/iHnY6YWe
>Sick6's FPS config:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/ps51vb
>Singleplayer map practice and testing commands
http://pastebin.com/ePz8VnJd
Basics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LJUmnLDpDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGdwdnyWB0
Advanced:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CsMPX6800Y
Aim/reflex training:
http://aim400kg.com/
Remember that winning isn't important as long as you have a good K/D - edition
Report everyone who posts with an anime avatar and don't reply to them.
>>125437879
ok asshur
Whats an average on dbg?
OFFICIAL /dbg/ TIERLIST FOR MERCS :
God tier : Phantom, Arty, Phoenix, Thunder
Pretty based tier : Stoker, Redeye, Vasili, Proxy, Aura, Nader, Skyhammer
Tumblerina tier : Kira
Kill yourself if you play any of these tier : Rhino, Sawbonez, Fragger, Sparks, Bushwhacker
*smacks lips together* tier : Fletcher
Friendly reminder to type setclantag /dbg/ in console
Seventh for a reminder to google Nozomi Aiuchi hairy and see what Kira's hairy asshole would look like IRL. NSFW obviously.
>>125439115
ok asshur
has anything changed? This was fromlast kira rotation
>>125439440
>thinking im asshur
rollin for that sweet ak
>>125440150
G-d bless
>>125440150
>wasting the best dreiss loadout for kira
>>125440305
>best
>dreiss
>>125440824
Reading comprehension nigga.
>>125440948
I know what you meant. Just saying that the best shit is still shit.
>>125440249
>>125440305
BASED AK
i kinda wanted the drilled one tho
Hi gus this is faral3th speaking, have you seen this???
it is great dirty bomb meme vid hehe ^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMLmi5F2qkk
>>125441702
So basically the nigger fucks both the jap and the white chick? Nice.
>>125442049
>Kira fucked by nigger
lol nice bait m8
>tfw killerbee taps out before you can close in and tebag him
suffering
>>125442435
I like how your team just let me run in and steal both the cores twice
>>125442524
I once gauntleted through all the opposite team in last part of chapel, going right, hugging the wall. Some said I used an invisible cheat.
>>125443654
>sneaked from back door
>waited for my team to attack
>grabbed that shit
>repeat
phantom is so good at that shit, its not like they didnt try to defend it
>There are people who defend Spurts being Vaseline but with a rifle that also revives people and who can throw health
>buy redeye
>go pretty well well with the grandeur, like it
>trade up to bronze
>P75
>trade up to another bronze
>P75
>trade those up to silver
>P7fucking5
Is it so much to ask for at least the caulden to not try my patience
I-it's yours anon
>>125444596
10 STRONG SONS
>Somehow this game has managed to avoid the internet porn quota
Honest to god stupefied at searching and turning up nothing. I mean you'd figure there would at least be some Kira shit.
>>125444374
But she requires skill
SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL
>>125444890
NSFW
>>125444890
Obviously NSFW:http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1756087(It's also pretty shit, but hey)
>>125445169
Hey man, for image #1 on paheal that's more than okay, as compared to the downie crayon scrawlings some shit only gets.
>>125445169
>tfw clicked the sparks tag
>>125445169
>first and only dedbomb lewd stars Sparks
Is this normal?
>Gold 4
>>125445169
>that face
Oh myat least the muff is decent
>tfw I still have my proxy x phantom pic I commissioned months ago
>>125446050
Inb4 shit artist
>>125445169
It's not horrible, I'm disappointed it's not accurate to the body hair pasta though.
Anybody know when the Christmas event starts?
>tfw moving on the 22 and won't be able to come back till January 11
>tfw no more fios internet
I'm going to miss having less than 20 ping on bEAst coast servers.
Anyone know if the south American servers are at least decent? or hell just populated.
>>125448467
I have fucking comcast's standard package and I get about 20-30 ping on US east
up to 100 on us west though
>>125448556
>tfw Texas
>tfw 60 ping no matter which US server I'm on
>"states"
no wonder the kira infestation runs deep in here, you are all teenagers with yellow fever
>>125438326
Solid tier list if you flip it upside down
>>125451643
>animeposter
you'll learn eventually
>>125451643
ppppost id
>>125451895
I really want to punch this girl in the face. I'm not sure why.
>>125452241
chimp face
>>125451895
blocked and filtered
thanks family
>>125452478
>blocked and filtered by killerbee
>>125452629
asshur pls i dont block or filter anything
>>125451895
>k-k-kawaiianimegirl99
Fucking disgusting slut
>>125440150
>shitterbee
>this is what happens during Europoor /dbg/
Pubstance, Stu pid somone save this shitty general
>>125452773
You do however put your profile on private after it gets posted one too many times on dbg :3
>>125453548
>>125453548
go to .t you shitter
>>125453743
dont want you fags inspecting me tbqh
>>125454151
mayb if you didn't spew anime you wouldn't be ashamed of your profile
>>125454341
anime is the least of his problems.
>posting id
>no new friend requests
g-guess y-you are all to shy
>>125454341
>people who i dont know start to comment on my stuff
its for friends only I dont even remember why i made it public in the first place
Get your prox off
>>125454563
no one wants to be your friend slut
>>125454563
>expecting friends when you act like a dick
>>125454768
Feel free to die anytime faggot.
>>125454647
>kuck10
absolutely disgusting
>>125454151
more like you don't want it known your a weebposting cyka blyat shitter
>>125454591
>you
>friends
pick 1
>>125453609
It's obviously dyed.
>>125454863
wow why are you so frickin mean dude what did i do to you
>>125454889
That's clearly supposed the Hoch. They made the foregrip part wrong though it looks like the KEK but
>ironsights
>little metal badge thingy on stock, also hard stock not extendable
>elongated narrow mag
it's like a weird hybrid
>>125454563
>>125454563
???
how did this general fall so far
>>125455258
>how did this general fall so far
Shitterbee decided to return.
>>125455258
russians and weebs started to invade
>>125455195http://steamcommunity.com/id/KawaiiAnimeGirl99/
>>125455258
I've noticed a lot of players in game are a lot more on edge than usual. It seems like the game is getting cancer.
>>125455383
This has to be satire
>>125455192
>degenerate weeb calling anyone else degenerate
lel
stay shit, shitterbee :^)
>>125455383
Why do you use the best girl to shitpost with?
>>125455581
>hating on kawaiianimegirl99
>want Cobalt trinket
>constantly get teamed up with Vassilis who can't aim
>"chill dude it's just a game :^)"
If you don't play to win, then go to pubs.
>>125455832
shit taste
>>125455591
ok asshur
>>125455883
Worst part is that you have to wait 5-15 minutes between each game. Not winning hurts more than ever.
>>125455883
just cheat its not like anyone will do anything about it
>>125456223
Nigger I'm in girl gamers
it's a fucking joke you autist
which one of you faggots is Sarah and keeps trying to ask high level players to add them?
>>125456223
>he dosnt know what girlgamersz is
>>125456292
>>125455842
>t. cuteanimegirl
>>125455883
You know the rankings are going to be reset on the patch, right? And that you'll only start earning the trinkets after that, right?
Is the card on the left any good? I'm too used to the bronze one.
>>125456753
whoa I have that same coablt
It's playable, but not optimal.
>>125456680
>Ranked seasons for competitive will begin in 2016, however we are currently in pre-season until season 1 starts - ranks will be reset at the start of every new season (as well as at the end on pre-season).
You're gonna get trinkets for pre season too
>>125456680
Thats a lie.
Stop lying.
>>125456680
Wait what, trinkets?
>>125456753
Who cares? You're just going to be QEing to win regardless. Might as well use the Cobalt for maximum dickishness.
>>125456847
stfu. Ahnuld is godtier you baddie.
>>125457254
They both have Ahnuld you blind moron.
>>125458026
Yes but the left is better.
>>125456525
y tho
>>125458309
what? Lock On is better and the Empire is so much better in close quarters than the revolver
>>125458309
A62 is the worst Ahnuld card.
>>125458309
>>125458434
>>125458554
>>125458642
Pretty skin. Dis gaem is ez so why would you need anything else?
>>125458683
This guy is mucis genius
>>125459281
>listening to this while stomping comp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc0Gbo4Jz5Y
>phoenix tap-revives, then tap-heals
>tell him in the chat that he both can and should hold Q to heal more
>he says that he knows and wants to save big heals for groups
>it's 3v3, the third guy in the team is a vassili jerking off to bricks and wall tiles
>>125461076
How much would you pay tohugKira?
I've been maining Proxy as engineer, but her mines are only effective against good players and when you use dump and shoot them.
I want to try Fletcher because of his slightly larger health pool and better ability against good players, but I don't have SMG card for him and I can't deal with a weapon that is limited to close quarters fighting. Which SMG card is the best for him?
>>125461669
>her mines are only effective against good players
I meant bad players ofc.
>>125461203
I already have my 2 waifus ;)
>>125461669
Mines are good for scouting information, too. If someone shoots it or trips it then you know where the enemy is. The dump n shoot trick only works so often, and it won't always work on someone aware to your presence.
Fletcher has a bunch of "useable" loadouts, but the most optimal ones are the one with the Ahnuld and Lock-on and the Blishlok with Lock-on. So to answer your query, the Blishlok with Lock-on and the Empire is the best SMG loadout.
fletcher nerfs when
>>125462128
>me on the left
>>125463435
Who is that guy?
>>125464537
I dont know but this guy is his friend
>>125459851
I've done that a few times in execution when reviving multiple squishies. In other modes though i'll just paddle up all the way.
wow okay
>>125465409
>>125465257
I was asking girl from the pic. I pretty sure she knows whos that.
>>125465257
I bet his mom is hot.
>>125466306
reeeee etc
>>125466306
>thunder
called it
>>125466306
Hochfir
Hochfir everywhere
it's not like i wanted to aim anyways
>tfw Kira's hairy ass is not yet on your face
Why even live.
>>125461203
You can't simply pay for a hug, A hug is so much more Anon, It must come from the heart.
>>125466949
>Kira
>hairy
lol ok
>>125467035
Aimee: ???
Aura: extremely curly black pubic and armpit hair, a very wide happy trail that disperses into finer hair all over her belly at the sides, and goes almost up to between her boobs. Moderately prominent hair on foreaarms and legs, including the thighs. All of it is trimmed with an electric trimmer to about half an inch. Light mustache.
Kira: very long jet black pubic hair, the sides, inner thighs and what little she has of a happy trail are shaved. However, The hair continues to the back, where she doesn't trim or shave, so there's an abundance of thick hair all around and above her anus, spilling over on her butt cheeks and upwards towards the small of her back. The asscrack can't be seen. Armpits are not naturally very hairy, but she still shaves them. Very light forearm hair.
>>125467159
Nader: completely unshaved, moderately hairy legs with hairy instep, thighs and toes. Moderately hairy pubic area, dirty blond in color, like the ass hair and the happy trail which isn't very wide. The pubic hair spills down the inner thighs and connects to the leg hair. Very hairy nipples (15-25 hairs around each, 1-3 inches in length). Armpit hair trimmed to very short length, although the area of coverage goes almost from half down her upper arm to her sideboob area and almost connects to the nipple hair. Moderately hairy forearms.
Proxy: Very hairy forearms, with hairy hands and knuckles, and the hair continuing up her shoulders where it turns into light fuzz. Armpit hair is shaved and so is leg hair, both of which would otherwise be moderately hairy. Average amount of pubic hair, with a very slight fuzzy happy trail. Only a few barely visible nipple hairs.
Sparks: Waxed legs, smoothly shaved armpits, shaved pubic hair. There is some hair around the asshole which she neglects to shave. Very light, almost invisible forearm hair. Slight facial fuzz on the sideburns area.
>>125466949
>>125467159
>>125467308
>being this desperate to post your unfunny shit
Question, /dbg/. When you're crafting your leads into something useful to trade up, which merc do you make them for? I myself prefer to make them for Phantom.
Dead game
>>125468357
>3400 peak
Shit son, I remember when it was like 1700 and falling.
>there are people here that aren't gonna get a cobalt trinket
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCKING SHITTERS
>>125469187
theyre reseting ranks
>>125469187
>Not griefing to drop down to bronze 3
Nigga every faggot can get cobalt if they play enough. You can have your blue garbage while I'll be the only one in the world with the shittiest rank.
>>125469339
After they give out the preseason trinket reward
>>125467308
>>Sparks: Waxed legs, smoothly shaved armpits, shaved pubic hair. There is some hair around the asshole which she neglects to shave.
Should this be adjusted to mention the dyed landing strip?
>>125469463
You wish.
Is that what you tell yourself to sleep at night ?
Do you seriously think your hardwork will be rewarded ?
>>125469739
How can you be this misinformed
>>125469187
>not Elite rank
why do you even bother?
>>125467768
>being this retarded
no even samefag
>>125470375
lol yeah better just queue for 500 more matches against silvers to get 1 rank up
Alienware cases are back
>>125468174
nigger does it matter
>>125470852
thanks, I just grabbed 20 :-)
I hate how I'm only good strategically and knowing the game.
I have 380 hours playtime and my aim just keeps getting worse.
How do I get better at aiming?
>inb4 sensitivity
It's as low as I can keep it while still being able to turn almost 360° across the mousepad.
I have Logitech M705 and I have no idea what the dpi is.
>>125472457
>laser mouse
found your problem
>>125472457
Learn how to aim with your strafes
>>125472713
That's what I usually do, but anyone hopping around like a monkey is going to be a problem.
>>125472457
You shouldn't go too low anyway. Also mess with your FoV, I recommend something between 70-80. What I saw in that webm was that you moved your mouse up and down a bit too much, try to keep it at the same height only compensating for recoil.
>>125472457
>playing FPS on a wireless laser mouse
>complaining about having bad aim
oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>125472818
When people start to jump like it's halo i just keep my crosshair at hs level. So when they land i hit hs and when they jump i hit the body.
breddy gud
>>125473492
>Caulden
S82 or get out.
>>125467308
dude
>>125473492
>literally no ammo
>spam V22
>skyhammer looks at me
>V22
>gives himself ammo and runs away
>go after him, continue to spam V22
>knife him, crouch rapidly in front of him
>he starts shooting at me, reloads, and gives himself ammo again before running away
>>125474016
thats diabolic pepe
>>125473492
link to giveaway?
>>125473492
I've been trying to get S72 since I started crafting Bronze for Arty. I've done 2 Cobalt trade ups, 1 Cobalt trade in, 4 Gold trade ups, 5 Silver and I've not once gotten S72.
I prefer Tough and reduced flinching to extra ammo and Mechanic, but I never get that loadout either. I only ever get BR or Dreiss loadouts.
>>125470852
>get one
>Try to add it
>Says I already own it
o-ok
>>125474754
https://na.alienwarearena.com/
https://eu.alienwarearena.com/
>>125473492
Hey, I got that one too.
>>125474016
>>125474103
>>125471320
No, of course it doesn't. I was just asking to see if anyone goes with a specific merc or just does randoms.
>>125476004
If it's a new merc or I want to try a different weapon on a certain merc I'll roll to see if I get it but otherwise just do whatever if it's only going into a bronze right after
meh
oh okay
>>125477198
Hey, at least it has Unshakeable. In the current meta of Magical Jumping Negros, that's always welcome.
A GIFT
>>125477198
Weapons are good, Unshakeable is great, Quick Draw is good considering you have the M9. Pineapple is the only useless perk. I can see why it would be disappointing considering that there's a loadout with Lock-On, Spares and a Kek, but still this card you got is solid.
>>125477198
Me and another friend are getting this too, pretty sure this is the only Bushwhacker card
Do not want
AIMEE WHEN?
I
M
E
E
W
H
E
N
?
Anyone have any info on her? For some reason I can't find anything besides her sound files on youtube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju8XLUo5dCE).
What guns did she have? How much health?
Any info at all would be greatly appreciated.
>>125478089
How jelly are you, from jelly to 10
>>125478093
>AIMEE WHEN?
NEVER
>>125478089
>>125478093
>that voice
oh god muh fucking dik
>>125478207
>pdp
not at all my man
>>125478093
Holy shit, is that the same woman who voiced Curie in FO4?
>>125478207
>>125478346
It's his best PDP card, though. Hell, since he lost autogib that's probably his best card period.
>>125478969
>PDP is good
>>125478346
Dumb cuck
>>125479129
Are you posting from August or something? RoF > damage now, and has been for months.
>>125478969
>>125479189
>>125479273
you guys know you can play redeye if you don't want to snipe
What merc do you most regret buying?
For me it's vasilli. I almost never have him in my squad and when I do there's always another sniper already.
>>125479961
kira
>>125479961
Thunder
>>125479961
Thunder
>>125480147
that would be amazing if thunder were any good
Too bad I already have it in Cobalt!
>>125479961
Redeye. I bought him, and then immediately remembered I suck at sniping.
I could have bought Bushwhacker, man.
>>125480532
That's funny, I regret getting bushwhacker
The keys are gonna run out by the time I make an account aren't they?
>>125478093
DEEploying SERDeye
>>125478969
>It's his best PDP card, though
>>125481457
Dont worry Anon, here is a key CABQ0-8XC9Y-E9VWR
>>125482419
Sniped thanks
t. Kinguin representative
>>125482572
there are bots who grab any codes posted in less than a minute
>>125479129
Now that instagib is gone, the PDP's usefulness increased. With the bolts, you gotta hit the head, chamber another round, and then shoot the body. With the PDP, you can just spam them down with no effort.
>>125482419
Thanks senpai. Saved me a lot of headache since I also missed the last one.
>>125482780
works fine on my machine
>>125479961
Redeye is for some fucking reason the only merc I've spent REAL money for. I don't know why. Maybe I was drunk or something, but it happened, and I almost never use him.
>>125482813
hihi calling me senpai~
silly its just me, kawaiianimegirl99 :3
>>125478089
>>125480526
I hate this card
dumb fucking weeb loadout
this game is shit lmao
- /csgog/
>>125483728
how bout that r8 ayy lmao
>>125483728
this game may be shit but csgo is diarrhea
>>125484198
this game is a csgo clone desu senpai, but fails at that too
it's another ADS shooter like CoD, but projectile faggots can just jump on walls and kill everyone
also the competitive mode in this game is only for that one shitty stopwatch gamemode
some characters are also cheap as fuck (kira, minigun dude and nader)
>>125484620
>it's another ADS shooter like CoD
ya almost got me.
>>125484620
Bait
Why does Bamboo exist?
Why?
I have 4 good cards in Bamboo and I want to kill myself.
>>125484957
DUDE WEED
>>125484812
There's ADS, just like in cod. Is there more to say? Also, every gun is a fucking laser thanks to no recoil patterns whatsoever, making the game ez as fuck for casuals
>>125484957
i don't know if you will be saying that before they added bamboo
>rolling for swiss
>gold
>gold
>gold
>gold
>CSGO fags still play an RNG simulator
>Nerf one of the few weapons that aren't RNG dependent.
Laff
>>125485140
>It's a cod clone
>no it's a CS:GO clone
make up your mind shitposter
>>125485251
I love Gold. I like Swiss and Gold a lot, but I hate Bamboo. I got 4 of my favorite loadouts in Bamboo and I hate it.
>>125485412
Well CSGO is the most COD-like casualized version of CS so far, so...
>>125485490
>Call of Duty and CS:GO are the same game
>>125485447
Bamboo is good on a few guns. It's GOAT on the Timik, for one. But on some it just sucks. A Stark in Bamboo is nothing but tradeup fodder, no matter what the card itself is.
you all just got trolled hard by me :-)
I'm not actually from /csgog/ lmao
>>125485679
haha amime etc
>>125485659
I got the best Stark for Thunder and Stoker and it makes me so irritable. The only reason I would keep them is for weed gags. Like how Thunder looks high as balls on his model and saying something like "Stoke weed everyday".
Outside of bad jokes, I don't want to look at them. I'm trying hard to like them because I love the loadouts and I won't have enough for more golds for a while.
i love anime and kira haha
>>125485915
Me too :3
>>125486170
let's fuck ;3
>>125485897
While they suck to look at, at least they're usable. You could be like some poor bastard who got stuck with a Blishlock Sawbonez.
>>125486269
miia x miia
>>125486269
>tfw getting into monster girl big time
>>125486478
lmao bet you lost and got demoted to bronze by a Kira main you faggot
>>125486697
I don't play mm anymore. Don't feel like waiting 20 mins to stomp dumb weebs like you.
Do not reply to anime.
Report anime.
They're shitposters looking for (you)s.
>>125485915
>>125486963
>choose between anime or being a nigger
>>125486963
>anime or a nigger
gee i wonder what ill pick
I'm ready to be disappointed tomorrow
>>125488121
I'm happy i'll get to play my characters again without overpopulating them. I had every merc this rotation.
>>125488121
>There was a bug with Thunders hitbox being to small
AAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A AHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING SD RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE NERF KIRA!!!!!!! N E R F KIRA!?! RIGHT FUCKING NOW THAT STUPID DUMB STUPID DUMB SLUT BITCH FUCKING OVERPOWERED PIECE OF SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGFGHHGGGGHHHHHHHH GAY LASER LASTS TOO LONG CANT RUN AWAY FROM IT FUCK YOU GOOK BITCH MAINS I KNOW YOU POST THE ANIME AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>125488518
PATCH NOTES BOYS
>Reduced the cooldown of Sparks' medkits to 2 sec
>Increased the damage and range of Fletcher's and Fragger's explosives
>Increased Rhino's max hp to 250
>Fixed a bug that caused Thunder to be able to kill people
>Reduced the amount of time to replenish Bushwhacker's turret to 15 seconds
>Increased the damage of Sparks' revive gun
>Slightly reduced the range of Thunder's concussion grenade
>>125489285
>You can now play 4 mines instead of 2
>increased range of martyrdom by 10%
>Increased Jump height to all niggers
>Increased damage to shotguns to 300
>decreased dreiss rof to 150
>>125489285
thanks based splashdamage
>>125489285
>Fixed a bug that caused Vassili to not be free
>>125489915
>decreased dreiss rof to 150
It's a buff boys, you a-aren't supposed to fire it fast anyway :)
>>125485357
but db is pretty rng too unless you're single tapping or ads'ing with everything
>>125488921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-dA3qAgQtI
why people hates dome?
>>125491505
it's a complex map and they don't understand it
I'll be honest it took me like 5 hours of playtime on it to really get it
>>125491505
dome is shit
awful level design, nobody can figure out what route to take
>>125491505
It's large and confusing. All the other maps are largely linear.
Also it has two objectives to defend at once.
>>125491505
Because they're shit at the game
>>125491505
Long ass travel times, same reason why that last obj in Trainyard is shitty, attackers are forced to spawncamp defenders if they want to have a chance.
>>125491505
Maps that arent straight paths anger and confuse the mongoloids that make up the playerbase.
>>125489285
This game is esports ready
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?2426-ANNOUNCING-The-100-000-Paladins-Founder-s-Tournament&p=11915
Are we playing the wrong game?
>>125493463
Maybe you are.
Do we know if there are Thunder changes in this week's patch?
>>125493972
>Thunder will be able to concuss teammates in ranked matchmaking.
Arty is shit, his semiauto weapons are shit and his ability is shit.
Which mercs are the most balanced?
>>125495463
sawbro
>>125495463
Thunder
>>125495463
Thunder.
who here /triestheirhardestbutisalwaysdraggeddownbyshitterteammatesnomatterwhatyoudotohelptheteam/
>>125495615
He's fucking broken, too much healing with too much mobility and is also a good fighter. Mandatory in competitive.
>>125495463
stoker
>>125495786
I've been in games with you, you don't.
Further proof that k/d doesn't win games
>>125495786
Is this a meme or something?
If you didn't sit back to farm kdr you could easily win those games.
>>125495786
I don't even try anymore i just accept my fate and hope at least one person will have a brain.
>favorite card for favorite merc
ayylmaoware
>>125496475
there's only one card available for each merc
>>125496475
sup
>>125496679
Nope, I just got S72 for him.
>>125496679
u wot m8
Who's ready for christmas
>>125497046
>>125497086
oh
I just figured cause one of my friends got that card as well. Also there's 3 of the same fletchers in that wheel.
>>125497234
It appears that there are TWO cards for each merc.
>>125495786
>Arty, Kira and Redeye
Confirmed for sitting back and sniping scrubs all day.
>>125497463
>Kira
>sitting back and sniping scrubs all day
>>125497628
>I don't know about the stark
>>125497818
>I don't know shit about kira
Listen buddy, regardless if it's br, dreiss or stark you go balls deep.
If you want to sit back and camp then arty, snipers, sparks is far more suited.
>>125498163
What's wrong, afraid to attach a name to those shit opinions?
>>125469585
No, it's not canon.
>>125498313
>>125498163
plot twist it's shitterbee
>>125498313
its ashur
>>125498313
My identity has no significance on this discussion.
Or did you forget you are no longer on reddit?
>>125498646
Yes it does.
>gets BTFO
>I know I'll call reddit that'll get him
>>125498343
>No, it's not canon.
But it's in rule34 now. If the author is known, perhaps we should lodge a complaint and paste him the pasta.
>>125498842
>gets BTFO
>BTFO
>>125498646
Stop being a shitty asshur
>>125493463
implying anyone here could actually make it through the qualifiers
>inb4 beardy shitposting from inferno's backpack
>>125499772
>beardy
Is that shitty still around? Last time i saw him he was crying hacks on everyone in his stream being a salty shitty he is.
>Fragger
>useless
How does one get good loadouts?
Ha Haaa
Yeeees
See this Fragger mains? Nader can resist your TINY WHITE DICKS but when the Mellow Yellow Chinese Fellow flexes his ordnance she gets right on her knees and begins to service him. As is her privilege.
>>125503792
gee bill how come mom lets you have 4 containments?
>>125498646
damn nigga u got BTFO
>>125503792
>these cards
jesus you have worse luck than I do
What's the damage guys>tfw I don't even own chubbo just yet anyway
What a wonderful time to be alive.
>>125505108
you got the best LMG card grats faget
>>125505108
>>125505213
but it's not the m4 card with explodey
>>125505213
Neat.
>>125505358
Yeah I figured anything with explodey shit would be good, but I'm cool with an apparently good LMG with quick reloads.
>>125503792
>Obsidian Phoenix
I wanna kick you square in the crotchal region
>>125505723
Literally all you had to do was get him before Halloween.
>>125505108
That card is an absolute beast, don't listen to all those m4 fags who can't control a big boys weapon.
>>125505796
ha
>>125505872
kekd i love it man. especially idiots who get the knife out and think charging you is like charging a cockfir.
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
Only just started playing.
I don't wanna level up. I wanna be king of the scrubs forever.
>>125506243
The player quality isn't any better after level 5. You are saved.
>>125506356
This desu. I was on a min 10 server just now and some level 20s play like 3s I don't know how they manage it.
Should I do it or wait for the Christmas sale?
>>125506356
>>125506471
Is there any opportunity for big credit rewards a la the level 4 25k bonus?
Sitting on 40k thinking I should save up for my best character Nader.
>>125506990
Nope, after level 5 it's nothing but free cases. Not even Expert cases, which is some horse shit.
>>125506990
Lv 4 is the last one. You get regular cases from now on. Buy nader if you want she was my first merc.
>>125506485
wait ya dingdong bonez is good but you're gonna be kicking yourself for paying full price to watch shitters walk around your healthpacks. literally look down at them and avoid them.
>>125506990
No, but grinding credits is easy. Just don't buy cases, buy mercs and do tradeups only up to bronze.
>>125507092
>>125507124
>>125507171
Figured as much, thanks. Just do missions I guess.
I'll join the Steam group anyway.
Splash Damage please, let my people go (on sale)
>>125507137
I've been dealing with that shit since I started playing skymemer and arty. I really just want to use this dank card
>>125507793
Good color choice
>smoke
>IR goggles
>concussion grenade
What a party, guys. Next time we'll call Kira slut to perform a striptease.Yes, I did shoot the wall.Yes, I was desperate.
>>125509563
That's just the IR goggles
This game has a few really cool mechanics like putting out fires with explosions
>>125509563
trippy
>>125509563
>Niggers so black than even when you are flashbanged they are a dark spot
if i have to dodge one more fletcher turd while he walls like a chimp away i fucking swear. servers are flooded with them now GODDAMMIT
>I guess lets to try to have some fun, no tryharding, going to pick this dreiss and stick with it.
>join a game 3vs5
>I have level 8 and level 9 guy
>they have 30, 22, 16, 14, 8
>oh great, have to keep telling myself "I will not tryhard" over and over as they take first objective with no resistance
>2nd objective people start joining and team balance out
>get the most wonderful team of balanced mercs
>another stoker that drops ammo and hold off areas
>auras both drop medstations down and revive
>engis both defuse and place their shit defensively
>tunder tanks and is a distraction for the enemy
>Have the most chill easy win
I have done it boyz, I have died and gone to heaven where my team does what you would expect them to do.
>>125511516
If you weren't ashamed of yourself you wouldn't blot out your name.
>>125511184
He just makes this game so much less fun. I just played a game as medic where a ton of my deaths were either to a sticky or to someone else after the sticky softened me up, those things really need a nerf to their splash damage capacity. Not surprisingly many Fletcher players main him like autists and can barely play anything else.
>>125511808
It's Ashur
>>125511832
>those things really need a nerf
>>125511875
I don't care who it is that's the point
>>125511808
I know this sounds strange to neo-4chan but some posters in here actually like anonymity.
>>125511808
He's never gonna stop even when we know who it is. Just ignore the shitty tbqh
>>125512090
>implying your steam name is your SSN#
>>125511976
They do though. It's not the wall jumping or whatever else, the problem comes from the fact that they lose no accuracy whatsoever from all the wall jumping and still do max damage at any point of detonation, plus that damage is already huge if it actually lands a good hit.
>Seeing screenshots of people with more than 4 notifications
Is your life just as big as a mess as your game?
>>125512414
This
I always clear mine it helps me to quickly determine if they are finished.
>>125511875
For the last couple of days every post here is either Ashur or Killerbee.
Now the question is if I am replying to Ashur or myself.
>>125512414I used to always clear mine then I saw screenshots of people with hundreds of notifications. I did the same because I'm retarded. Think of it as a sort of collection.
ashur and shitterbee ruined this general
>>125512862
I'd say so, Ashur
>>125512981
Nice try, but I know you're Ashur.
>>125512981
stfu shitterbee
>>125512981
>>125512862
>>125513091
>>125513093
Stop talking to yourself, Ashur.
>>125513168
hello ashur
>>125513091
>>125513093
Who to believe?
>>125513168
thanks for increasing my you count shitter
>>125512414
If you dont have multiple notification of completing comp missions then your a newfag scrub who should gtfo.
>2 weeks waiting ayy lmao giveaway return
>get this fucking shit
Kill me, please.
>>125514421
That feel.
>>125514757
What is the problem?
>>125514838
The card is utter shit?
Yay or nay?
>>125514978
I am using this.
>>125515004
nay
>>125515004
Great card t b h the fast switch is really good.
>>125515004
It sucks balls, sorry pham
>>125475778
>going through all this bullshit to get a key
>had to enter Steam confirmation code several times
>says I'm in a queue
JUST
>>125515113
And you'll get a shitty card at the end.
>>125514838
Well, let me break it down.
>Dreiss
Tough to use, even harder against people around your skill level, spread is terrible, way less forgiving than the burst rifles, less versatile than the burst rifles
>M9
Good
>Bat
Good
>Cool
For a low HP character this is not very good
>Cooldown on Ammo Station
Pointless
>Quickdraw
Not bad, good for her laser
>Overall
Lackluster and weak primary, 2 of 3 perks are bad, the last perk is okay
>>125513569
>view bob
Hurry up christmas sale, goddamn, I wanna buy character bundles on the cheap.
>>125515113
>>125515293
>Fletcher with fail safe, springy, lock-on
>stilleto
got my shit fucked up
>>125515320
Dude....Dreiss is amazing at handicaping yourself. No other gun lets you git gud faster.
>>125515920
this?
all loadouts are set and view-able in the store
>>125516197
that's the one
I don't own fletcher, so I would've rather gotten a nader, proxy, aura or arty card. Would've even taken memehammer, over fletcher
>>125515920
That's one of his two best cards.
>>125515982
Yes it is amazing at that. I don't need to handicap myself, I already struggle with so called good guns.
>>125515920
One of his best cards.
You lucked out fami
>>125516479
>I already struggle with so called good guns.
So what is the difference then, might as well use a "hard" gun.
its disgusting how a merc like fletcher is even allowed to do 100 damage minimum nukes every second
>>125519387
They are PERFECTLY BALANCED along with sparks.
P.S Please nerf tunder he is quite OP when used right.
>>125519387
if you can't beat em...
mega scrub here
which mercs have the best damage output at mid range? thinking about my second buy.
>>125519819
you're disgusting never show your face again you dirty slut.
>>125520819
Who is this oxy retard?
Please tell me he is some random shitter.
>>125520973
he's sick6 newb
>>125521103
>really wish they would actually play in the tournaments and give the enemy team an advantage by basically using a guy with a gun cause the concussion nade is so useless you might as well not use it. Not even joking.
>>125520187
fragger is the best damage dealer at any range with the k-121
>>125520187
phantom
>>125521103
>sick6
lmao trash
>>125521667
Shit6 and FUG are top teams. Dont talk shit about our lord and savors to this game. :^)
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
>>125522473
Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
>>125522473
>Meh4
>>125522690
>agguuuuuuu I need box mags 2 get kills
M4 is the best gun in the game. Deal with it.
>>125522931
no it's not
k-121 takes a huge dump on it
>>125522931
M4 is garbage
>>125523138
>>125523194
ravioli ravioli give me the wrong opinionoli
>>125522102
>top teams
>in a dead game with no actual scene
>>125522931
>M4 is the best gun in the game.
>>125523509
>DUDE BAMBOO
garbage
>>125523509
what a fucking terrible skin
>>125522627
I can't believe that anon prefers that fragoloid card to mine.
>>125523608
>>125523674
yeah worst skin agreed, but ben garnell has the best weapon detail pics
here is some sexy eye bleach
yeh u like that, don't u fragger mains
gets ur tiny white dicks all itchy
>>125524123
WALK AWAY, FRAGGER MAINS
hey kira mains, u like that don't u
>>125524561
>not a touchscreen
>clearly smudge marks
Kira is a moron
who
/jumpingmonkeyhurlingpoopybombs/ here
>>125524561
Seems okay, I don't play Kira though.
>>125524815
never start
for when u gotta repair dat ev
>>125524815
Refer to this post.
>>125490401
>>125524764
Why don't the sticky bombs in his pocket blow up when he uses that thing?
>>125525086
that mine there is primed
when he throws them he hits the primer (I suppose that circle on the top is a button) after a short time it becomes armed and tuned to the frequency of the detonator
>>125524123
The obsidian skin looks really fuckin good on pretty much every gun save crotchfire.
Shame i'll probably never be able to get another obsidian card.
>>125525436
>payday 2.jpg
>>125525541
Its also a good tldr for the last stage of bridge.
>>125525436
you're not missing out on anything, the only usable obsidian with that skin is a dreiss card for arty and well, everyone knows the current state of that gun
Fingers crossed for good Thunder buffs tomorrow. Join me, brothers.
>>125525883
I really hope so hes super fun to play
>>125525883
I hope he stays shit.
That way I can stop even gooder when all the scrubs play him
>>125525883
>tfw Thunder nerfs incoming
>>125526762
I really hope they replace extra supplies on all kira loadouts with something else like sneeky.
While we are at it, fix explody as well.
>>125525883
Me too. I love Thunder.
Holy crap I actually got my favorite card for him, time to buy vaseline. Autosniper is so much fun and I can finally give arty some vacation time for that support xp duty because pokeball gives you a shit ton of support xp constantly.
can't complain about this
>>125527174
You got his best card, grats pham
Its only 1 card per account right? As in if I just got a ayylmaoware today cant get another with a different email right?
>>125527140
>using that shit card
>>125527342
you can get more codes but you can only activate one on steam
>>125527241
Cheers
Although why does nobody like the card with cool? Wouldn't it be better for point defense, not to mention it gets the ahnuld
>>125527409
>not using any card you want
>>125527174
>>125527241
I don't know what it is, but I feel like every time someone else is Rhino I get shit on, but when I pick Rhino and I can't do shit. I feel like people just walk right up to me and kill me faster than I can kill them and I'm shooting them the whole time. I can wipe a room of people with Stoker, Arty, Kira, Phoenix, but I can maybe kill one with Rhino.
What does it take to be good with Rhino?
>>125527459
that one has nitrous and unshakeable, both are extremely important for rhino
>>125527490
Crouch and burstfire when possible, pull down hard and pretty much aim at their feet, it'll spread and all hit them in the chest
>>125527490
Just remember that rhinos are still very squishy despite the health, and it's very easy to shoot someone rooted to the ground while they use the minigun. Try to camp more, get behind people, and focus down one person in a group at a time. If 4 people get a hitmarker and turn on you at once you're fucked
>>125527671
>pull down hard and pretty much aim at their feet, it'll spread and all hit them in the chest
nigga what, this isn't counter strike
>tfw 4 hours of sleep because I stayed up playing Dirty Bomb
I played for 8 hours and it felt like 3. I haven't had this much fun since Enemy Territory.
>>125527671
Wrong thread. You missed CS:GO general by quite a bit.
>>125527459
>>125527582
A51 is also good. Ahnuld, Deagle, Unshakeable, Tough, Reduced flinching.
>>125527409
Whats shit about it? Unshakeable is great, spotter lets me get more use out of his amazing pokeball and guardian angel is incredibly useful against arty. Autosniper is very very good and does not suffer if you are shit at aiming like me. Revolver is kinda meh as a sidearm but Ive grown to be very good with it because my phantom card has it so ive had tons of practice.
The only thing i dont like is the kunai because of the annoying sound it makes every time you draw it.
rolling for a game to play until I get more quests
JC3 1-3
Chivalry 4
RO2 5
State of Decay 6-7
DaS 8
DB 9
if 0 the first reply decides
>>125527834
>>125527761
I'm referring to when using the minigun, I should clarify that. Watch the COF when you use it and you'll see what I mean
So how hell do you counter proxy mines around corners/stairways/doors? They just seem broken as fuck. This is mainly for classes that don't have any type of explosive to set off mines. You can't really shoot them because you have to get close to the corner and in line of sight. You cant really avoid them because they go off way to fast and even if you do then the aoe fucks you, and most of the time they're in a spot you can't go around because you'll run into the enemy team
>>125527859
his shotgun doesn't matter since you should always be using the minigun at those ranges and the s&w revolver is better for pistol sniping than the deagle
>>125527931
oh I have plenty of game time as rhino and I know how the spread works, you should never even hold the trigger for more than a second at a time unless there's someone literally on your face
>>125527764
>uni finished for the year
>fallout 3 was out
>dirty bomb was double xp
>would play fallout for around 5 hours, then db for 2ish to get both set of missions, then back to fallout
>averaged 3 hours of sleep per night
>didn't smoke a single cigarette for 15 daystoo much of a time waster
>ate nothing but toast, fruit and frozen vegetables
Last month was a dangerous time for me
>>125527738
I fucking love rhino as phantom, he counters fatman so hard. Literally just go around and kek him in the head or wait until hes distracted and then kek him in the head. Even if he turns around and opens fire as long as you are not in his melee range he wont be able to kill you before you kill him. Just had a execution against a level 21 rhino main and he hated me so much, he was very good but its very hard for a rhino to do anything but camp some very closed space and hope phantomeme facechecks.
>>125527982
Headphones
Those things are loud as fuck
>>125528015
His shotgun should be used as a secondary, and can sometimes be used to surprise people that expect you to jump/pre-fire around corners
I agree though, it's definitely not a deal breaker
>>125528015
>>125528128
>>125527931
>>125527738
>>125527671
Thanks for the input. I want to enjoy playing him, so hopefully I can get better with him.
>>125441702
Get paid, get laid, Gatorade.
test
>>125528369
>I play with no game volume and music
>I die to mines all the time
>>125527982
proxy mines have a sphere detonation trigger so if you know one is around the corner hug the corner and watch it go off without you exposing yourself
>>125528604
>posting that epic gamergate meme
speaking of dead movement anyone else think phantom should be faster? Faster while cloaked? While uncloaked?
>>125445591
Don't play competitive unless you have a team of 5 people that are all at least level 10
>>125528906
Just make him a 90 hp merc and give the respective speed buff.
>>125528906
I think he should be 430 like Phoenix, just all the time. Maybe buff his armor HP more too.
>>125454647
Now make her naked.
>>125528158
Slowly killing your body just to kill a video game really makes you feel like you're in middle school again
>>125528906
They should really just reassess his visibility.
The cloak is loud enough to wake the deaf, and the black transparency when running makes him insanely easy to spot
If he had the same visibility while sprinting but much less when just running regularly he'd be fine.
It might even convince some phantoms to shoot guns instead of sprinting straight at the enemy with the katana and being killed instantly
>>125468174
Stoker because some of his iron loadouts are usable since the 3 augment is usually the shitty one.
>>125529346
I tried to do the kebabs/pizza/chips diet for the first day like I used to and it almost destroyed me. Getting older is real
>>125479961
Thunder, but hopefully the new update will fix him.
>>125529092
>>125529063
he already runs fast as fuck if you equip his cloak arm (4)
speed is not his issue, its the fucking sound he makes when he runs but its honestly understandable because he gets a practically free pass into the flank of the enemy where he can kek heads in
>>125529718
his invisibility is fine to be honest, you cant spot him if he wants to be invisible (standing still or crouchwalking), the sound is what ruins it when hes trying to ambush
if they tone the sound down a bit and give him a E ability that adds utility he would be very very good
>>125525541
>overkilldevs.jpg
>150 hours on record
>Just now found the FOV setting in the options
I'm so much better at 90 FOV than 65 or whatever the default was.
>>125530770
cloak arm is the same speed as melee and revolver
>>125479961
Fletcher
I feel really uninvolved when getting kills, as if someone else is doing the work for me and I'm just jumping around.
I can see the appeal, but he's just so boring to me.
>>125531374
>that webm
>>125479961
sawboner
phoenix and aura are both 50 times more fun to play
fuck you faggots for suggesting I get him as my first merc, 30k wasted
>>125531552
>>125531182
>FOV not the first option you change in a game
>>125531852
>not resolution
dude wat
>>125531182
But UE3 uses vertical FOV.
>>125531989
that makes no sense
fuckin textfield
>>125479961
Fragger.
>>125479961
Fragger
>>125531803
>B42.gif
EZ
>>125531989
who cares? why do people always bring this up when talking about fov?
>>125533021
>tfw I poop only daily
>>125533021
You know bottom score is supposed to say that right?
>>125533052
It's more than 120 horizontal FOV. It'd make things fish eye a bit and more tiny than they need to be.
>>125533421
max fov is just fine in this game
>>125516395
That's the best card for Fletcher because of dual SMG's and lock-on.
This general gets so dead at night
I just want to talk about the game while waiting for quests
When will sparks, fletcher and fagger manes hang themsleves?
>tfw getting missions for your main
>>125537337
They must be INT 1 people not to realize how broken their characters are.
>>125537639
It's not that they don't realize they're broken. They just feel like winning, so they'll use any tactic to do it.
>>125537487
>[Medic] Phoenix
Anyone want me to healslut for them?
NEW PATCH NOTES
___________________________________
Removed Thunder's concussion grenades
Fixed bug where Thunder's model was smaller than intended
Fletcher sticky bomb's now have 0 cooldown recharge
Fletcher will now have 150hp
Spark's Revivr is now automatic with no more battery charge
Spark's health packs will now insta heal all lost health
Dreiss 1 bullet added to magazine
Dreiss ROF lowered by 30
>>125539161
Fragger grenade cooldown removed
Fragger grenade aoe reduced by 1%
Clauden 1 bullet added to magazine
Clauden ROF lowered by 40
Phantom cloak slightly more visible
Phantom hp lowered to 80
Phantom movement speed buffed by 2%
Aura now takes 99% less damage when in range of her healing station
>there are people in this thread right now who don't play with 4:3 stretched resolution
>>125539327
>there are people in this thread right now that don't play at 800x600 resolution for maximum fps
>>125539409
>There are people in here that don't achieve 144 fps without lowering their settings to 1999 levels
lmao @ ur life
>>125539409
I get over 120 fps at 1080p. I need a better monitor to keep up.
>>125539479
>>125539485
>only 120/144fps
300fps or bust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjWSRTYV8e0
>>125539570
It's sad that people are only starting to say that fps matters when some CS fag tells them instead of trying it on their own.
>>125539570
i'd like to see someone pull 300+ frames in db consistently
besides this is about csgo and unreal engine 3 behaves nothing like source
is this custom hud of mine 10/10 or 11/10?
>>125541278
>>125540369
I just tested it and I pull 200-400 fps on lowest depending on action
How did it turned out?
>killing me is some special event for people here
>>125541641
It's because you're so special, senpai.
>>125541542
best proxy loadout
run with your knife out, one-shot niggers with that remburg
if you have to reload, just take out your knife and start swinging
>playing medic on a team with naders.jpg
>>125512414
>>125524561
I do thank you
>>125467308
>Proxy: Very hairy forearms, with hairy hands and knuckles, and the hair continuing up her shoulders where it turns into light fuzz. Armpit hair is shaved and so is leg hair, both of which would otherwise be moderately hairy. Average amount of pubic hair, with a very slight fuzzy happy trail. Only a few barely visible nipple hairs.
Why is Proxy the only one with hairy arms?
>>125543328
I've always wanted to collect cases like that and get all the disappointment out of the way at once, kind of like popping a huge pimple but I always just open them when I get them.
>>125543563
I was thinking about buying a bunch of CW cases with the money I don't use and record it I honestly have no plans to open them ever because there is no good skins in this game so the best I can hope for is trading
>>125543328
Nice stash asshur
>not spending everything as you get it to keep the progress going
>>125543703
>cases don't have anything I want
>I'll trade them for the skins I don't want
>???
>Profit
>>125543726
That's not asstur dumb cuckbee
>>125543965who then?
>>125544018
tsuka
>>125543965
So wait a second. If he's not Ashur or Honeybee then literally who else could it be? Everyone knows only two people post in this general.
>>125544018
Tsuka aka the bodyhair poster
>>125544093
bodyhair poster is a stoker main, and Tsuka only plays Kira
>>125544156
Spoken like a true manlet.
>>125544205
im 182 cm tho
>>125544271
And they call you Italian because of two spaghettis tangling from your shirt.
>>125544271
And how tall is that in big-boy units?
>>125523721
underrated post
>>125544602
>learn this system that nobody you will ever meet uses
can you tell me who the second president of the united states was? Without a google?
>>125544842
ur mum
>>125544934
>2015
>playing to win
lmaoing @ ur life
>>125543815
I most likely give them away or sell it if some how people REALLY want to buy cases and skins
>>125544148
>Tsuka only plays Kira
correct
>>125545196
>Can't win on max level 5 servers
lmao ur not as gud as u think
>>125544842
>learn this system that nobody you will ever meet uses
Then why do you expect us to know your system.
By that logic, it's pretty silly of you to presume we can translate metric to imperial just for your convenience.
There are only a handful l of countries that use imperial and aside from USA, all of them are third world shitholes that no-one cares about.
Also, you just met someone using centimeters and you got confused for not knowing metric system, so your arguement is invalid.
>>125545196
>2015
>still scared to post your name
>>125545390
I didn't meet him; that's the thing.
Who is the cutest player?
>>125545397
>posting your name on an anonymous imageboard when it isn't absolutely necessary
fuck off to Reddit
>>125545676
>taking the extra effort to hide it just because you don't want us meanies to judge your profile
pathetic
>>125545615
Me.
>>125545615
That guy who spouts squid puns in every match. He is kawaii, but I kind of think that he is cheating.
pls no I want to play stopwatch
>>125545615
>meet russian guy with cyrillic name
>best medic I've ever seen
>his squad is composed of Sawbonez, Sparks and Aura
>keeps saying "i heal" with heavy russian accent and deep voice and rushes immediately to you after you take a hit
>when he fails to revive he says "sorry"
>tops the scoreboard with over 20k but has 4/32 KD
>>125545935
iktfb
Why the f do people even play objective?
- match usually done in 7mins max
- half the people 'playing' are loading in the entire match
- less credits since it's based on time
- In SW even one round is a one sided short stomp it can still be won against next round
Friendly reminder to type setclantag /dbg/ in console~
>>125541485
>consistently
>>125546058
He carried your sins. Every time you've played a squad with no medics or objective specialists has been a sin. You are forgiven my child.
>>125546443
Oh piss off nobody gets consistent framerates in DB.
>>125546528
I always stay at my capped rate
>>125546569
>v-sync
>get teabagged once by some shitter
>make it my personal mission to hunt this guy down
>kill him at least 10 times, teabag him every single time
>win, proceed to spam GG EASY
>he leaves the server without saying a word
>>125546639
>he thinks capped rates are v-sync
>>125546569
>v-sync
>>125546693
He probably got his missions done and didn't even know you had a vendetta against him.
>>125546704
Monitor refresh?
cap?
>>125546569
no, 155 because i have a 144hz monitor
Its so satisfying to insult fagger players they always get ultra mad with their damage control "lol no need to be mad :D" shit
I mean how fucking sad must your gaming life be if you need to play one of the highest hp mercs with the absolute best guns and a ability that is so retard proof at getting you kills you have to be american to fuck it up
>>125547007
fuck off killerbee nobody cares about your opinion
>>125547007
I mean how fucking sad must your gaming life be if you need to complain about people playing one of the highest hp mercs with the absolute best guns and a ability that is so retard proof at getting you kills you have to be american to fuck it up
fixed
>>125546930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjWSRTYV8e0
educate yourself. No reason not to have more frames. TLDR: Your monitor has more rendered frames to choose from so you'll get a more recent frame when your monitor does update.
>>125547165
I did play a couple of hours with unlocked fps and it didn't feel any better
>>125547289
what is your unlocked rate? If it's 200+ you'll definitely see an improvement but if it's like 170 whatever it'd be harder to notice.
Noticeable or not, It's still better
>>125547402
I didn't see an improvement despite getting up to 250 at times
>>125546930
>he dosnt have a 240hz monitor
>>125547492
But eye can't see above 30 fps.
>>125543492
I think Proxy has a lot more hair than that on the forearms, hands are spot on though.
>>125547492
>hes asshur
>>125547584
>go to dedbomb steam discussions
>get cancer
>>125544148
>bodyhair poster is a stoker main, and Tsuka only plays Kira
Author of the pasta and Stoker main here, I haven't posted it in weeks, reposters are other people.
>>125548178
no, I'm Spartacus
fuck
>Finally get high levels on my team
>They're all fucking horrible
Is there even going to be a xmas event or was that speculation?
I don't think I want to buy any of them, skyhammer is all I need
why would this be a good thing?
>>125548879
massive framerate increase when turned on, input delay is not even noticeable
>>125548870
more power to you then
>want to buy a 144hz monitor
>three-hundred american dollars
>I'd want a dual monitor setup
>$600
I think I'm okay with a 60hz.
>>125548870
You might wanna try stoker. Has also ammo, more or less the same weapons, same speed/hp as skyhammer, but a better indoors ability.
>>125548870
Save your dosh dude, wait until someone comes up in the rotation that you like and buy them then. You'll have the cash for two mercs by the time you want one.
>>125549026
why would you get the secondary monitor in 144hz as well? I don't know anyone who has multiple high performance monitors because it doesn't make any sense to have more than one
>>125549320
dat eyefinity doe
>Someone is afking for the whole match
>No vote kicks pass
>Tab out for a few seconds at the start of the round
>You've been kicked
I don't understand.
>>125549461
what's your steam name
>>125546123
I was under the impression that the more games you play the likelihood of getting drops increases
>>125549725
no, drops are based on time spent in-game
>>125549828
you know anything about case drop rates?
easy game desu
Both of these are good, but I really wanted an LMG or Timik loadout. I guess I'll keep trading. Shame that I like the right loadout more, but it's that awful bamboo pattern for the stark.
>terminal, attacking
>we need medic
>pls be medic
>join server, pick aura
>place a healing station down at forward spawn in terminal
>retards walk past it, are afraid of going down when I have charged up paddles up their ass
>MEDIC PUT THE HEALING STATION DOWN YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>it's right there you fucking mongoloid, look around a little
>votekicked
>>125552175
>>125552175
shit happens
>I stayed up late for THIS
>>125552175
>>125553136
Phantom is actuallyfun
>>125553719
I told you about that phantom bro
Cool is great on Phantom
Next up we have proxy, thunder, and Phoenix. I hope you packed sunglasses.
>>125555048
Can't wait to kill a shitload of proxies by shooting the mine they're standing 1 foot away from waiting for me to run over.
>>125555673
Don't forget the Thunders
They'll be useless regardless of skill
>>125555048
Everyone will play Thunder a few times and realize he's hard to play and will quit him. We'll get a lot of Proxy lemming shotgun dumpsters and shitty Phoenix meds.
This actually makes me happy after this current rotation.
>>125553719
People say cool is a bad perk
>>125550387
I was referring to those
>>125550750
use the trade in system :^)
>>125555918
cool is a bad perk, you will never overheat the mg if you have at least some aim
>>125556091
>what is suppressive fire
>>125555870
Yeah, better that than the GRANATEN spam we've had for the past two weeks.
>>125556161
suppressive fire is a pretty effective way to make sure the entire enemy team is going to preaim at your head and kill you instantly
>>125556248
Most players tend to avoid a doorway when they see it getting shot to shit
>>125556091
Cool is only good on Phantom and Red Eye.
>>125556438
Those players are bad. If you see someone shooting at nothing, that's your time to rush. The person firing will have less ammo loaded and it's obvious they are just trying to keep you back, often to regen health. So they're likely to be low HP, and less ammo loaded.
Less idea of where you are the better. Always gotta move in this game.
>>125556649
Why get on a turret in the first place if you're gonna bitch out and run?
Also they don't have loaded ammo they have heat, and cool allows for both suppressive fire and kills
They're great cover for an advancing EV or C4
What card should i use?
>>125556862
red phoenix is best phoenix
>>125556862
c83
>>125556853
You don't bitch out and run on the turret, but you get off it frequently, you're just a target for a burst rifle or sniper.
>>125556862
Can't go wrong with kek10.
>>125556438
something as simple as a long jump throws most people's aim off so what's stopping me from just jumping through the doorway and ripping your stationary head off?
>>125556862
KE81 for heals
C83 for kills
you become very effective when healing with KE81
>>125557120
you don't become effective at healing with phoenix regardless of your loadout
>>125557372
In pubs you do. I've seriously sat there seeing 2-3 Sawbonez packs on the ground while people had sub 40% HP and they just walk right past. Then they bitch that they need a medic.
Aura and Phoenix are the best pub healers, and Aura is only really good on defense with pubs. The nice thing about Phoenix is that you heal yourself too in the process instead of throwing out one too many small/big med packs leaving yourself with none.
Phoenix sucks with more team coordination though.
What the dickens?
>>125557635
nice another 1% chance event
>>125557635
Time to blow some of them neet bucks
>>125557697
You mean 0.3 rite
>>125557882
Yea i ment 0.0
>>125556862
Obsidian one if you plan on being combat more than medic. Potent packs and supply cooldown decrease are good for self-healing.
Actually both of the other cards are pretty bad, but there is one card that is good for playing actual medic.
>>125558064
I disagree. Both cards with Get Up are good med cards, and any one with the cooldown on supplies is useful. Potent packs don't do too much.
>>125558345
But none of those three cards has get up.
>>125558528
Oh I misunderstood. I thought you meant there was only one good card overall. Reading is hard.
>>125557845
Why won't you blow me instead?
>>125558658
>bronze scrub
I think not
>tfw no loli merc to cuddle
>>125557635
When can we start getting these?
epic steam artwork incoming
>>125560117
After the update today.
>>125560117
Unknown. Either from the update or the same time as the trinket hunt (22th-6th)
>>125560117
after the update today
>>125560132
if fragger got a santa beard and suit id spend beaucoup money on cases.
>>125560237
Alternate Arty skin.
>have TTS enabled
>this happens
the game hasn't made me laugh in a long time but this one really kicked my sides
>>125560351
fletcha is Nigerian not jamaican
>>125560540
sperglord arguments are fucking hilarious with TTS especially when they start talking over each other
I'll end this autism spree with some SUPER TALENTED
>>125560204
>>125560189
>>125560181
Nice, my good boy points are ready to be spent.
>>125560540
Was this EU servers? I played against a group of 3 who spammed that kind of shit the entire game then ended it with "GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG".
It was halfway between infuriating and hilarious to lose to that.
20 minutes to patch time, boys.
>>125561216
yea it was in eu just a few moments ago
>tfw dont get punished for missing shots
>pop pop pop watching cancer drop
Pineapple Juggler replaced with a perk that makes the arming beeps 50% quieter y/n? Also very situational but much more useful.
>>125561394
Is that the PS2 version of dirty bomb?
>>125560540
Flying scrotum always does this shit. Keeps spamming dumb textwalls and useally has 1 or 2 buttbuddies with him to back him up. Do people genuinely think this is funny ? How he isnt banned yet is beyond me
>>125555673
Can't wait to shoot mines and kill shitters teammates. Can't wait to kill vassilis, charge my paddles, miss the revive and toss an ammo pack.
>>125561695
no its the gameboy one
>>125562116
diabolic things will probably get you kicked really fast in ranked since that's going to be the only mode where friendly fire is on
...people still expect to get a new merc.
Use more Stoker the God for Execution.
Daymn those look nice.
>>125562747
well shit, time to play 2 more games to get my elite rank
>>125562747
>they actually managed to make elite look WORSE THEN COBALT 1-3
fucking SD I swear
>patch time lasts for 5 hours
What the fuck do I do now?
>>125563209
Report all the inevitable anime spam.
>>125563209
watch anime :3
am i missing something or does this game only have like 12 servers?
>>125563251
someone should stream something desu
>>125563209
Was wondering why all the servers arent showing up. Its updating now?
>>125563302
>>125563397
It's patch time, servers are down for 5 hours. Delete your 500 credit missions before it's too late.
>>125563302
>am i missing something
yes, braincells
so much irony in such a short comment
>>125563427
Just did right as you posted this. Dodged a bullet.
>>125563436
nice pixel anime
>>125563459
>Haise telling others to git gud
kek
>>125563459
>tfw fletcher gets nerfed and Haise is never heard from again
>>125563436
>>125563427
wow sorry that i can't pay attention to this game all the time some of us have a life :^)
>>125563619
Didnt expect much more of a comeback from a burger
>>125563758
coming from the guy posting normie's introduction to monstergirls: the anime
Can someone pls say if there are case sales when the event starts? I'm at work right now and I'm thinking of picking up some Gabe bucks on my way home if theres a sale.
Will report anime as thanks.
>>125563582
HAISE AND SNIFF ON SUICIDE WATCH AFTER FLETCHER NERFS
>>125563875
Maybeâ„¢
>>125563875
I'll take those thankses in advance.
>>125563853
>>125556441
>Cool is only good Phantom and Red Eye.
Who is Phoenix?
>lamianiggers
fucking leave nobody likes your shit tier fetish
RAZIEL GET YOUR PHAT ASS IN GEAR GIRL
>>125564218
cool is only really a great perk for phantom because he always wants to make use of mgs
its situational for everyone else
>>125565116
Phoenix can make use of it too with his self revive but Phantom is still the guy you want to use the turrets with. You can just stand next to them cloacked so no one sees you and then hop on it when you see a chance.
When using the shotgun do you aim for the upper body? or specifically the head?
>>125565386
Center mass.
>>125565386
i think the pros go for the head but you can never go wrong with meatshots.
>>125565386
Neck due to the large spread.
>>125565386
always shoot the dick, yes even the "female" mercs have dicks, it's 2015 for christ sake
Update up boys!
>>125545676
Don't bother, neo-4chan is fully of people who believe that anonymity is FOR PUSSIES!
Unless you attach your name, steam ID and facebook to every post you are a weebo loser with no friends.
>>125550750
LE WEEDMAN COMETH
wow its nothing
>>125566489
What the fuck. Look at those fucking faces. Why is it the same face just liquified in Photoshop, and why is it so bad.
>>125566489
Fuck you that's great.
>>125566605
thats why this game has so little porn.
>>125566489
i wanna see stoker before i drop money. His mask better be christmas or riot.
>>125566605
probably made by shoe who's just an amateur youtuber
>>125566489
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I WANT TO BUY MERCS, NOT LOADOUTS
New maps for execution when?
>>125566489
>half sweater half combat gear and not just a full sweater
Fucking fuck
>>125567773
making new models would be too hard.
DUH
Too bad, so sad.
>>125567773
what did you actually think they would do something other than shitty re-textures?
>heh look at these ebin knitted textures, i'm sure you'll like them reddit
PATCHNOTES WHERE
>>125568110
nowhere for the next 3 and half hours still
They'll have more discounts on Christmas Day, won't they?
>>125567965
But what does the gun look like? WHAT DOES THE GUN LOOK LIKE?
If it's a green-and-red combo that will be the fuckin' GOAT.
>>125567965
That's actually pretty good. Here's hoping the gun isn't bamboo tier shit.
>>125568610
I'll tell you when fr0zr teaches me how to load skins in offline more.
>>125568750
nah dude its a big secret cant have anyone else practicing on a dummy
>Image limit reached
migrate to
>>125568897
>>125568897
>>125568897