/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

Still looking for HPM. Have something to give him.

guten tag!

Dont link to these off topic threads in /gsg/

>>125437123
are you the same guy that's been here at 6 in the morning for the last several days asking for him?

>>125437123
Just post it

>>125437209
Why would an autist do that instead of just posting in the thread

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>>125437209
>>125437209
=(

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>>125437425
Satan

Paradox games have no depth, I fell for the reddit trap and bought hearts of iron 3 but once you figure out the UI this shit is simplistic as fuck, and they even say it's closer to an actual wargame
enjoy your map painting simulator, braindead retards

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>>125437425
Lust.

>>125437606
Okay?

>>125437606
Thanks for letting us know your opinion

>>125437606
We'll let them know.

>>125437606
Cool.

>>125437606
okay, thanks for letting us know your opinion, we'll let them know, cool?

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>>125369625
continuing my Deccan game from yesterday.
After claiming the throne of Malacca, I now got the opportunity to do the same with Delhi. In the same war I got the opportunity to cut up Sind, making them release Hindu Rajputana, which I annexed straight after.

My economy is starting to recover from the heavy minting Iused to fund my wars, though I now have to use most profits as bribes to ensure allegiance of my foreign thrones.

Another issue is my king having only 3 admin,leading to overextension and more revolts. I kinda hope he dies (despite having 9 diplo and 9 military), since his son has 6/8/5 stats. I dont expect inheritance though, given the fact both nations distrust me.

Turning the shitskins is going quite rapidly, I already turned 3/4th of India to Islam.

Next target are obviously Bihar and Taunga, though I dont want to eat too much desolate provnces that take too long to wander to to kill revolts and are too poor for my economy to support.

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>>125439164
what's your eventual goal?

>>125439164
Are you playing with mods?

Fascist Italy here suing HPM. Whats the best way to make Libya all Italian? I've already gone through 2 rounds of genocide but I'm only at 30 %

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>>125439669
No matter what I try I can't get rid of the goddamn Africans. I've already cut my poulation forom 20 million to 15 million.

>>125439669
If they're states, you can always go for the craftsmen migration technique. Other than that, nothing really

>tfw expelling filthy mudslimes from rightful hind clay
aum indeed

>>125437608
>13.6 vs 485.4?
Look at the economy tab.

>And you can still easily carpet every single province you have with every possible building as Switzerland. You can even do that as France - it's easy to make money and spam infrastructure in EU3 and even easier in HTTT where money is the limiting factor, not magistrates.
Is there a point to this statement?
HTTT gives +% manpower.
DW gives +X manpower.
That you get more manpower in total in DW as Switzerland doesn't matter because you get more manpower in DW as everyone.
The relative difference is what matters.
That's why I brought up Wc2 vs Wc3.
Two games in the same series, but which uses vastly different units of measurements.

>As for the pic, the formula favors OPMs, yes, but you're not disadvantaged for having more good provinces. It's there to penalize nations going wide, like Russia. There's not really any such thing as having too much European land, because it all tends to be very good. Tech is also based on investment which is based on investment, so a rich 10 province nation like the Netherlands can still eclipse an OPM in tech.
The issue is again that relative to the already very high trade income, even european provinces tax and production income aren't worth the increase they have on tech cost in that scenario.

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Bloody finally.

And more information about this unholy Europe
>Protestant HRE
>Verden Emperor

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>>125439164
well shit. even with a better king I still have overextension. It seems I need to have 50% cores (currently 17/44), or move back 1 bar to decentralisation. Probably I will just wait for my cores needed to form India I guess.

>>125439460
First step is taking India and the surrounding rich areas (maybe Indonesia or Persian gulf if I get a good CB.
Second step is hoping I can westernize twice and somewhat catch up in tech, while holding off the greedy Europeans.

Lategame is countercolonisation into Europe, depending on my strentgh/tech relative to my enemies.
If this will prove too hard I might have to change course to China or some shit, we'll see.

>>125439578
Playing miscmod, but added core-time to 50 years instead of 75. (also, miscmod has random core events, very cool for aggressors like me).

>>125439780
How's that?

>>125437606
/gsg/ recognizes paradox games are garbage, as you said it's a reddit trap so you should go complain on /r/paradoxplaza, that's where you will find retards who praise HoI3 as a masterpiece of strategy, intellect and war simulation.
You will just get shadowbanned before the thread receives any replies though.

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Greatest empire

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>>125440887
>no coastline
COME ON IT'S 1870 I MEAN REALLY

>>125440546
basically you want to shut down factories in your states that have lots of italian craftsmen, causing mass unemployment and migration. then have the only factories available for work be the ones in libya and your craftsmen will naturally migrate to those areas

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>>125441023
Hmm i might try that in Italian Palestine .
Thanks senpai

Did MCG eventually finish? Not been around the last few days, and last I saw was nukes fired at Moscow and primed for L O N D O N.

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>>125440324
>Malacca joins Aceh in defensive war against Brunei (Aceh is in sphere of Malacca)
>I use alliance CB to also fight Brunei
>Can only siege two provinces
>cant sail to main island
>cant get more warscore
>take one shit provinces just because.
such is life as a shit country. cant wait for Terra Incognia to be lifted.

Malacca does seem to have sight of Brunei, so im just funding their wareffort now, hoping they can claim some more clay for Greater India.

>>125441023
Does immigration attraction focus help in this case?

>>125441413
Does Eu3 feel slower and feels more like a country and times progressing?

Rather then the snooze fest that was eu4

>>125437080
>the spammer has returned

damn I though we were free for a while

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>Rebelled from the USA because it was communist
>become communist
wew lads

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>>125440957
>>125440887
>meming wrong
I MEAN,COME ON!
1870 AND PENSIONS AND MINIMUM WAGE AND LIMITED WORK HOURS
IT'S 1870 PEOPLE
EMMIGRATE!

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>>125441369
He eventually ended with a Cold War situation with the allied Americas and nuked Mecca

>>125441760
>nuked Mecca
pics or it didn't happen

>>125441760
Cheers senpai, never would have guessed it was really Johan behind it all.

>>125441553
I like EU3 better for lots of reasons.
Although I gotta admit EU4 fixed some things (upgrading obsolete ships, colony system, some peace deal mechanics, less akward borders), it feels really sterile to me.
fucking around in EU3 is just more fun.

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>>125441861
Here lad

>>125442135
BASED

>>125442135

Christmas came early this year.

Reminder that you are all faggots

>>125442616
me too thanks

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>>125441413
>>125441896
well.. ok.

Malacca whitepeaced Brunei after throwing 4k stacks into Brunei's 12k army in their capital. Aceh is left occupying Sumatra with 1k, while Brunei has no fleet to hop over their army to annex Aceh.

Somehow Naples declared war on Sind, though they have no way to reach us (and if they do, I will just have throw a doomstack at them).

im just kinda riding out this period until 1453, th moment where I will core the provinces needed to reform to India, giving me cores on the whole region.

>>125442616

Y-you too.

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Nice one as always paracux. And just convert my shit already filthy catholic cucks. Wish I knew the decision to convert was only for daimyos.

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>>125442710
Ottomans joined our side, seems we'll now win even quicker.

also, seems like Castille is getting rekt by Aragon. Can't wait to see Europe.

>>125442761
paracucks
you can write it out now you stupid twat.

>>125442926
>>125442710
>vanilla
Please at least use CanOmer's map or something.

>>125442954
Thanks senpai.

And now just for my current ruler to die before I can establish the church of Japan to give the emperor is apotheosis again.

>>125443234
as mentioned, playing miscmods, not vanilla.
Do you know a way to combine that map with this mod?

>>125443653
I have searched HIGH and LOW for COM+Miscmods for 5.2, which does combine the two.

Cannibalizing the individual mods doesn't work.

DAO+Miscmods is out there, but it's for 5.1 and buggy.

There IS a mod called 'WAMMO' that combines Miscmods, EU3+, and DAO map plus some other stuff. Big overhaul, bloaty and slow. But you don't end up with Castile and England all over the place.

I would honestly recommend, thinking about it, just keep playing Miscmods. Way more preferable to vanilla, even if you do end up with stupid AI blobbing.

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reinstalled eu4 after 2 days of sobriety ;_;

gonna go for venice->byz->gross

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>>125443891
thanks, I might try WAMMO afterwards maybe.

Got a decent PC so could a bit bloaty is not too bad.

>>125442926
oh shit Persia, what the fuck are you doing?
Well. time to end these Shiiters, kinda hoping to take Hormuz or maybe Fars if I get lucky.

Thank you for however runs the archive. you are a god send

>>125444272
Honestly, I don't really recommend WAMMO, but if you think your toaster can hack it go for it. It's like more provinces mod, if you remember that, just very bloaty.

Wish there was a changeowner function in EU3, playing Miscmods wouldn't be so bad if you could just reverse every stupid annexation made by [insert defender of Catholic faith].

"It is during my conquest of Africa, having traveled across the great sea, that I begin to ponder the world beyond my kingdom. We have but a rudimentary understanding of the lands we call our own, much less those we don't."

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30 Years ago we weere but 200.000 farmers.
Now Uruguay is a fully industrialized country numbering 10 MILLION!
On to our bright future we march under the wise guidance of El Presidente! On to join the ranks of Great Powers!

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>>125444770
>fucking pic

>>125444834
You might have a lot of people but your literacy is absolute shit

>>125444265
>venice->byz->gross
going full cancer, i see
Atleast make a Latin Empire puppet and see how big of a GrossLatium you can grow and still control.

>>125445004
It quadrupled. I expect it reach 100% by the end of the century sicne a lot of immigrants are western europeans.

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>>125445000
"I get a loan (shh don't tell the pope) from the local shekelmeister and begin building a giant tower to observe the surrounding lands"

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he shows you this
what do /gsg/?

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>>125445479
"During construction, the pope calls for war against the saracen occupiers of the Holy Land. Dunno why, Christians already control the coast and thus the flow of pilgrims, but whatever, pope said so.

I learn some disturbing things about Mr. Shekelmeister and his plans to destabilize my realm with never-ending debt, and have him and his ilk ousted from the realm. If they're going to plot against me, they can at least do it somewhere other than in my own damn house."

>>125445640
I take responsibility

>>125445640
waggle my willy

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I was too optimistic about literacy.
At least we are a great power now.

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>>125445649
"Sadly it was not meant to be. As we head for Palermo with our tails between our legs, we ponder the mysteries of a universe in which God would not let us take back the Holy Land. There must be some -other- force at work..."

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wew

Okay, the meme mod is almost done.

Does anyone have any other ideas for the meme mod?

I have an immigration decisions and events to remove the Togo cores and expel most non-Europeans from Togo if you go full apartheid or accept the tiny African cultures if you want to be multicultural.

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>>125446002
"I waste many an afternoon back at home with my commanders tallying up levies and drawing up potential invasion plans.

Meanwhile the Saracens make mincemeat out of the crusader forces as they arrive piecemeal. If only we had time to replenish our ranks, we could raise such a large army that we might best them in battle."

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So people voted for me to play as taghlabids in india but also a lot of people said andulusia so i didn't want to disappoint those people and i went ahead and unified all of iberia under andulusia, created and gave out duchies etc.

EU4 still shit after "common sense" patch that made forts have upkeep and all that bullshit?

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>fascism invented by mormons

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>>125446569
This is a pretty hard start, i don't have too many soldiers and I'm surrounded by the huge pratihara kingdom.

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Ded thred

>>125446304
"The pope assures me that if I can get back into the fight and beat the Saracens decisively, then the Holy Land is as good as mine (not like there's anyone else there to lay claim). I wonder at the possibility of being the sole lord of the lands where the Lord Himself trod.

Meanwhile, my studies have unearthed more...disturbing...revelations regarding the jews and their involvement in past catastrophes: the downfall of Rome, the Mohammedan invasions---even the Vikings, once peaceful traders, allegedly turned bloodthirsty berserkers hellbent on plunder and pillaging by none other than the shekelmeisters, who are somehow EVERYwhere at once. Almost omnisciently so..."

>>125446717
Silly anon, eu4 will always be shit

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>>125437641
oh baby indeed

>>125446793
But is it tolerable shit? I had a nice hesse game going before that patch. All fucked up by it. Don't understand why a major dev cant make it so the patch doesn't fucking wreck your games.

>>125446737
>People's Confederacy

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>>125446743
Just pretend it says 'African desert'
"In our recently conquered lands of Africa there exists cult of supposedly enlightened Mohammedans, who have been tracking the actions of the jews for centuries---before, even, their conversion during the Umayyad conquest of Africa. These men have offered their accumulated wealth of knowledge of the jewish race and their involvement in the movement of history."

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>>125446738
I'm going to take my chances and declare a holy war for multan, this is pretty much the best chace i'll ever get.

Is it possible to downgrade Eu IV to 1.13 again?
I want to convert it to vic2 and the current converter does not support 1.14

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Glorious will Bavaria be!

>>125447326
>bavaria
Into the trash desu senpai

>>125447249
How good is your computer my toaster always slows down to a crawl 200 years in?

I can''t imagine the whole time period

>>125447326
>Old not blue bavaria
get with the times senpai

I wonder what's int like to live there. It's like Kowloon but bigger.

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>>125447121
"What a strange and disturbing tome. Surely the clergy will not approve, as they have long fallen under the influence of the jews. Indeed, according to this text, the entire Church is corrupt and compromised by self-hatred and guilt. This cannot be what Christ intended for his Church on Earth. I must delve deeper...

The Crusade, as it is called, has fallen into complete disarray. The only good news is that the Saracen army has been depleted as well. The Holy Land may yet be within our grasp, but we need more time."

>>125446876
The new patch introduced the terrible estates system, buffed the hordes so that russia never expand past the urals and every single stack of rebels is now 10 times your army

>>125447475
Someone needs to make a decision to kill all of india and destroy every indian title at game start. What a worthless lagbox, that corner of the map. Wasn't there some kind of mod to remove india before?

>>125446906
Americans seem to really love their communism in this world: USA is formerly communist, and FSA and CSA are both currently communist.

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>>125447513
forgot pic

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>>125447475
Well i have toaster too if the game slows down too much I'll port it to EU4 and continue with the extended timeline mod.

>>125447249
The war is going pretty good i think i got this.

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Christ, Europe is about as bad as I'm making Asia.

>>125447660
I forgot just how ugly the vanilla map was.

>>125447676
So Asia's pretty neat then?

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>>125447604
"Turns out my wife was in league with the jews! A jewess in disguise! No wonder I had been so blind to their guiles! Good thing I'm enlightened now!"

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>>125447893
>Enjoying that Iberia
>Ottoman into Slavland
>Russian Scandi-dick with Livonian order

>>125447976
>Kazakh looks like a goat
Realistic/10

>>125448084
How in the fuck do you see a goat there?

what the fuck is france doing in malta?

>>125448084
chernobyl goat?

>>125448084
>>125448128
>>125448151

Really long neck goat

>>125448128
It's more a Gerenuk than a goat with how long the neck is.

>>125448196
Still don't see it. I need a drawing t︂b︂︂h lad.

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kek

The pope is about to be publicly executed by a small-time Kharijite king of two irrelevant islands in the Mediterranean. Believable.

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The World in 1059

Gross-Schweiz became slightly kliener due to attacking like a rabid dog
Cordoba got their 2nd kingdom title with the Sultanate of Aragon
Abyssinia got their 2nd kingdom title with Kingdom of Ifat
We/Egypt got their 2nd kingdom title with Pharaohate of of Nubia/Lower Egypt
Umads fractured to Al-Basra

Cordoba is scary as ever since they are so close to becoming empire but for some reason they aren't usurping the title of Kingdom of Leon or attacking Baghawatid to form the Sultanate of Al-Andalusia

We have some problems about our succession, only child of mine who is strong is my daughter, should we go Cognatic or should I just pick the whitest/best military leader son I have from fucking Slavic noblewomen.

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>>125448436
A D D I C T E D
D
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>>125447323
anyone?

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You'd think I'd get more prestige than this for executing the pope.
You'd also think there would be a crusade launched against me immediately, but there probably won't.

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Lads, I just made my Germany gross by accident in 1867.

>Be North German Federation
>Franco-Prussian War
>Took Alsace-Lorraine 1865
>Noticed the Austrians are invading, pissed I took land from them ten years prior, as well as steal Bavaria, Baden and Wurttemburg from them
>Half of my Eastern Front is occupied, not hard to fix, just tedious
>Notice Austria is a Secondary Power, so I add Wargoal: Add to Sphere
>War ends, Austria is in my SoI
>Get Three Hurrahs for Germany!
>Click it, all of Austria (which still owns all the holdings it had at the start of the campaign) joins the Grosse.

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>>125447660
Oh fuck. Maybe i can lure them into mountains with a major river.

>>125448628
You must now do the annex trick with PLC and Russia to become the grossest

>>125448628
This germaniums must be made gross.

>>125448628
Posts screenshots lad. Are you playing with HPMeme?

>>125448723
that doesn't work in hpm, so i'm going to guess the answer is no

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>>125448669
Well shit, i just white peaced out now maybe i should swear fealty to abbasids?

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>>125448723
>>125448709
>>125448693

I am not, here's my gross germanium, I know it's 15 years after the event but I haven't made any gains in Europe besides liberating Poland.

>>125448989
>already liberating poland
There went your chance to truly become gröss

>>125449046

I needed a butt-plug to keep Russia from invading my anus, France and Russia have a buddy-buddy thing going and I wanted some way to mitigate fighting on two fronts.

>>125448989
>liberating Poland

Lad, You fucked up, you have to go back to that grossest save and get PLC annexed, make sure to steal Canada and Australia from the UK with the same trick.

I wonder If you could use the annex trick on CSA cores

>>125448989
>Netherlands taking Wallonia instead of 100% accepted culture Flanders
WHY?

>>125449116
Lad, annex trick with the PLC prevents Russia from doing anything since you steal every province worth getting from them.

Then, you could release Poland, United Baltics and Ukraine to have puppet bumper states

>>125449130
What's the annex trick?

Is there a mod that changes the horrible unit models in ck2? I'm using the better units mod, but it just applies the crusader units on all christian/western units and it conflicts with other shit

>>125449130
PLC is obviously the biggest one, but what else can be done? Denmark/Sweden/Norway from Scandinavia? Lots of Balkan land from the Ottos? Ukraine?

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WHAT THE FUCK

>>125449263
Regretting your addiction yet?

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>>125449263
It's a new feature. We decided since navies were already practically useless, to make them even more useless.

>>125449263
Brand new feature, don't you like?

>>125449417
>literally a toddler with a beard

>>125448084
daily reminder that goats are reptilians

>>125449263
I wonder if they did this to bring the game in line with HoI3, and if that means that it will be the same in HoI4?

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>>125448897
Snatched a one country minor while it was rebelling.

>>125449218
1. Liberate a tiny piece of PLC
2. Get a conquer CB on PLC and get 100% war score, don't accept the peace offer
3. Get Russia to release rest of PLC
4. Make sure you have a peace offer from both of the wars
5. First accept the release rest of PLC peace offer from Russia AND THEN annex PLC peace offer (REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT THAT YOU DO THE PLC PEACE OFFER LAST)

Bam, you are gross as fuck.

>>125449261
As I said, Canada, Australia and maybe the CSA would be prime targets

I mean, the Balkan states are small as fuck and Denmark and the Scandi bunch aren't that big

>>125449653

HoI3 doesn't have that, though?

>>125449713
Also, India but it's mostly puppet states so, not as could it could be

>>125449887
Oh right, I was thinking of landing troops while in a naval battle. Or when you are able to land troops even after all your transports have been destroyed.

>>125449219
anyone?

what are some really gamey strats in hoi3? need some inspiration t.bh

>>125449713
Hungary would be a pretty decent gain, Greece and Bulgaria are at least 3-4 states? Can you release Austria if they form A-H?

>>125450057
parachuters dropped into every enemy VP to insta win

>>125450062
Oh, Hungry from Austria? I was assuming as Gross-Germaniums and the Three Hurrahs for Germany event.

That could be good, If you are the Ottomans or Soviet Russia

>>125450101
it's a classic but everyone knows about that, need some fresh gamey shit for multiplayer ngl

>>125450101
Didn't that shit get nerfed in TFH?

You still can make Operation Sealion in 2 weeks?

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So here's what you essentially gain as Germany doing the annexation trick on PLC with Russia.

War justification RNG aside, this is probably around 20 infamy - I got unlucky on the conquest justification.

>>125449964

Landing continues during a battle but I've never seen an army stay alive when the transports are destroyed.

>>125450425
Doesn't the UK have enough VPs that just taking the VPs on the home isles won't force them to surrender

>>125450519
You can solve the infamy problem by releasing German minors which will be resolved back into your germaniums in the coming months with an event

>>125449713
Would it be possible to do a simultaneous annex trick with Austria and Russia? (releasing the austrian PLC cores and russian ones while you have a conquest war with the PLC)

>>125450519

I don't understand how this annex trick works, I read the explanation post above but it doesn't explain it.

What are the causes and what actually happens?

>>125450643
Isn't that just for the US? I know about releasing states prior to forming the NGF/Germany but will released German satellites petition to join the union again?

>>125450627

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Britain alone being occupied isn't enough, they need to lose colonial VPs too.

>>125450627
Maybe he had spies reducing unity 24/7 but I remember reading/watching an Operation Sealion with paratroopers spam that took 10 fucking days

>>125450692
A better idea than mine, I do the Annex trick with the Alsace-Lothaire war which takes ages to deal with both the fuckers.

You should be able to do it, I don't think PLC gets annexed in the unification event and add to sphere is only a 50 war score goal

>>125450605
Yup, even if the transports die they can still land.

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What do they mean by this?

>>125450860
if you/japan has already taken india and you've got malta/gibraltar it might be enough

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since my venice game got fucked by memes, I became a meme

>>125450747
I'm sure Germany/NGF/SGF gets gutter crown events when they release minor too, but don't remember so clearly, so must be tried.

Shit man, all these exploits for Germany. It's like they wanted them to be Gross

>>125450903

So there's no point in an escort or protecting them other than getting them to the adjacent sea tile?

I've done amphibious shit a tonne and never even noticed that.

>>125450742
if you have a peace offer from a state, they have to ratify it if you accept, regardless of if circumstances have changed. In this case, you're releasing a weak, defeatable PLC to easily get 100% warscore against. Then, you are feeding the PLC more territory by releasing the rest of it from other states. You do this while you have a peace offer on the table from the PLC, so you can accept their offer which they made BEFORE you released the territory.

>>125451063
It's better for immersion to escort them.

>>125441629
You could justify it saying it was two different branches of communism. I bet those FSA guys are trots.

>>125449263
What is their justification for this meme?

>>125451063
There's no point if you only want to use them once but if you protect them you can use them multiple times...

>>125451165
it's for the next patch when they add in the option to build the channel tunnel that creates a strait between dover and calais

>>125451101

Oh, so it's just basically a ninja conquest because the warscore doesn't deflate down when they get added territory?

>>125450742
Once nations go past a certain size they cannot be annexed, and must instead be reduced state-by-state until they are small enough to be annexed.

The 'liberate people' CB only liberates a single state.
The 'liberate country' CB liberates ALL cores the nation has.

So, the player forces Russia to first liberate just a tiny portion of Poland or the PLC, resulting ins a small state that can be annexed. They then forge a claim and declare a war of conquest on them and fully occupy them to 100% warscore, but don't accept a peace.

You wait for the truce with Russia and then demand them to liberate ALL of Poland/the PLC. When you have sufficient warscore to do so, wait for the (currently occupied) PLC to send you an offer of annexation, then sign a truce with Russia, resulsting in all of the PLC being handed to the small state that is currently sending you an offer of annexation, which you'll accept, meaning that you annex it - getting all of their provinces, even though they only had a few when they sent the peace offer.

>>125451049
>all eu3 unifications
>get some cores
>german unification
>get cores on all of germany, switzerland, austria and parts of aquileia, and that entire region gets +1 base tax
yeah no shit, time to get gröss

>>125448421
Pick your daughter. There's precedent of female Pharaos in Ancient Egypt. Also, keep going, I love your campaign.

>>125451165
Yohan got his army stuck on Aland while playing as Sweden in an office multiplayer game.

>>125451169

Oh of course, I forgot about that minor aspect of losing all your transports.

>>125451332
The warscore does deflate, which is why you wait for them to send an offer to you. If you force Russia to cede all their cores to the PLC and then send them an offer they'll reject, since with all their new territory you're only occupying a tenth of it.

>>125451437
>>125451339

Ah so it's timing it so you still have a Conquest peace offer. I get it now.

Sounds gamey as fuck though, I'm not sure I'd want to do it.

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Well played!

>>125451591
if you're doing gamey shit like that you may as well just use the console as you're already cheating

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>the duke who owns all the Leon cores revolts against the king

Let me guess, the revolting duke will go into jail and get banished so we have Cordoba getting their 3rd crown

>>125451402
Of course there is the female Pharaoh precedent but was it straight Cognatic? Also, I just have to do elective because I don't want to deal with mounds of inbred retards so I get to pick the best of the holy blood

>>125451687
Clever use of game mechanics :^)

So I still can't do that fucking Albania achievement.

I'm going to switch strategies, instead of Serbia, I'm going to try leaving the shitfest and no-CB annexing an Italian OPM, then selling Albania to the Venicians.

Where should I go? Mantua?

>>125451163
Would that make the communist CSA Hoxhaists?

>>125451782
They're HRE aren't they?

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Our likely heir.

That's a good martial stat for the age of 6, hopefully she will be the one that forms the Empire.

Also, what's wrong with falling in love with one of your wives?

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Where do i go from here? Austro-Hungary unfortunatly stayed strong, allying with France Britain and Ottomans to steal rightful Italian clay. this lead to Communist revolution, and eventually Fascist Revolution. I'm consideing getting rid of my colonies in the west of Africa and JUST keeping the north

>>125451969
Shit, it is. I scrolled right past it on the list.

>>125452091
>Libya

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Send help /gsg/.

I try to play Georgia in EU IV on Ironman.
Due to Georgias shitty location you can't ally with anyone within the first several years and Quara Qoyunlu always takes fucking advantage of that and overruns me in the first year in the game, taking my capital and thus my only resource of money in that shitty mountain bumfuck area.

I restarted that shit arround 30 times now, always with the same result.

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>>125452091
Colonies. I had Palestine as well but gave it to the jews for infamy reasons after muh genocide

>>125452138
>>125451969
Looks like it's gotta be Urbino then. I'm pretty sure Commander Skander can take the Papal State.

>>125452138
Is it possible to start as t*rks, vassalise albania, give albania half your provinces, war them again immediately for annexation (breaking truce and etc will make everyone hate you), release them again (this time play as released big albania). you will have everyone backing your independence since t*rks have a million AE.

>>125452281
That colour mod is so cancerous, to think I used to use it.

>>125452091
>Libya

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Allied with France and in their sphere.

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>play as France
>everything is easy as fuck

>>125451339
You don't have to wait for offer of annexation. You don't even have to fight the PLC first. As long as you have JUSTIFIED a conquest CB against PLC, you will be able to start the war to conquest PLC no matter the size until the CB expires, and full annexation is always possible.

The best way to abuse this exploit is to full-annex China by ensuring the Heavenly Kingdom wins, then release one province of China, justify conquest and justify return of territory on Heavenly Kingdom.

>>125452091
>>125452418
>>125452156
>>125452461
Meant to reply to you.

I also had azante and Sudan but they revolted

>>125451782
What achievement?

>>125452398
No, you can't get the achievable as a released nation.

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how is this fucking 'farmlands'?

>>125452610
Son of a bitch, that's how gross Hawaiuums are made?

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>>125452719

>>125452570
Try it in HoI3

Does wiz still post here?

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>>125447914
"We finally get our offal together and ship off once more for the Holy Land. We are filled with determination."

>>125452912
>Württemberg

>>125452950
I do. What do you want?

>>125452405
what's wrong with it?

Does Wilhelm II still post here?

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>>125452959
"We defeated them handily in battle and took their Caliph prisoner. Soon after we received their surrender...and the Kingdom."

>>125453114
How many nigger dicks do you slurp every 4 hours?

>>125452790
Yes, you can also do it with India and Canada to good effect.

In fact in mods its possible to do it accidentally vs. Japan. You'll justify Establish Protectorate vs. the Shogunate while they are small but have the substates, and if they get the event to unify at the right time then you'll have an establish protectorate CB against the entire nation. Also theoretically possible against China if you hit them the moment they westernize in vanilla.

>>125453203
inb4 both sunni and shia jihads called on you within a year

>>125452570
well then stop playing march of the eagles you faggot...

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We seem to have a strong son, not sure If I should give him the crown but let's give him a good name

>>125453329
Does CK2+ shaft jihads? I took over Mecca and what not but I only get Holy Wars from Umads trying to take back the lands instead of the Caliph

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Grab your baguettes and wait for the bass to drop, lads. This new annexation meme is going places.

lmao just loaded up italy in the 1939 start and their army composition is nauseating

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Leddit on a thread about EvW.
Pay attention to the leddit points.
Discuss.

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I may have memed too far in a few places.

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>>125453795

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>>125453795
>doing the annex meme as a nation who doesn't have cultural unions

>>125453795
>1838
Wait what?

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>>125453867
Nothing wrong with coast to coast

>>125453957
>he lost A-L
>but had enough time make Germany release Prussia and attack them again for the annex trick
>is only 1838

SHIT DOESN'T ADD UP

>>125453957
>Not forming Gross Germany
>Not releasing NGF/SGF and Austria from Gross Germany.
>Not then returning land to Gross Germany and full annexing Gross Germany

Why even bother memeing if you are going to be this pathetic about it?

>>125454018
>>125454115
No shit I used the fucking console to do it, I'm just showing that it's possible to do it in practice. If you're playing France then you only need to wait for the gutter crown event (whereas I started as Prussia and changeownered into Germany then tagswitched to France to set it up) before declaring war.

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>>125453329
Dodged a bullet here, only the Sunni one which is always disorganized and usually fruitless. Still got BTFO in a close call, will return and smash them.

>>125453203
"Once again we are forced to wait to raise another army to smash the heathens. One almost wonders if it wouldn't be worth it to simply grant the kingdom to the pope and let HIM deal with it."

>>125453957
Oh fuck, I realized you can do this meme with Occitiana and Germany.

If you are fast enough, you probably can take over France completely.

Some madman needs to a world conquest attempt

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AI makes me so fucking mad, JUST TAKE OVER LEON. FUCKING DO IT

Is it possible to convert an eu IV game manually to victoria 2?

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>>125453957
JUST

>>125454457
"Their armies are fractured. All we need is a series of decisive blows to secure the Holy Land once and for all."

I do not plan to release it as an independent memedom. Too many deus vult memes, including my own 'Kingdom of Heaven' a while ago.

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>Guy rebels
>goes in prison
>gets released
>rebels again

Cordoba is so painful to watch

>>125454902
>manually

Senpai, you could convert an EUIV to East vs West manually

>>125454909
I recommend find a jewish courtier and giving the land to him

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>>125453160
It's ugly. That light blue doesn't suit France at all.

elephants

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What kind of Europe do you want, senpai?

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>Target of fuckhuge coalition
>Coalition member declars conquest instead of coalition war on me
Thanks bro

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Let's do this, then.

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>>125454909

>I do not plan to release it as an independent memedom.

>instead you want Sicilian holy land

?????????

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>>125455046
Read previous posts, I'm roleplaying as a Norman Alex Jones.

>>125454909
"Our allies are content to sit and siege enemy coastal towns while our own fall. With assurances from the Scandalon garrison, who yet holds out against Mohammedans, our newly raised army marches on one of the lesser enemy forces, further inland."

>>125455276
Poland is one of the nations that needs touching up in KR. It has shit tons of cores but outside of galcia and arguably lithuania all chance to get your land back relies on the AI taking very specific and unlikely event paths you have next to no control over your own nations expansion. A huge shame considering the fact that Poland has arguably the largest amount of cores to regain.

>>125448693
wh-what is this

please explain

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>>125455419
It only seems to have Plock as a core in foreign territory.

Anyway, should I ally The German Empire? Or should I start getting close to Iron Guard Romania and take on the Austrians?

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Hey guys could someone please tell me how to install the cracked DLC? I deleted Codex and I extracted the DLC folder into my eu4.exe directory and also put in the dlc activator yet when i click on the activator nothing happens and it disappears (deletes itself) and when I start my game theres no DLC

>>125455668
read me's in the archive

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>>125455286
Same as the other guy, read previous posts, it's roleplaying. I'm cleansing the world of the Jewish scourge. To that end I must control their holy places.

>>125455398
"The war is well in hand. Once we receive their surrender, we can consolidate and begin to expand outward. The Jewish filth cannot stand against us, especially now that they have lost the strength of their Mohammedan thugs..."

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>>125455663
Trade or autarky?

>>125455663
lmao not using counters looks extremely memetic

>>125455915
Autarky is the only way senpai

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>>125455826
"Another close call, this time in OUR favor! We foolishly dismissed our mercenary vanguard, yet won the day with levy forces alone! Huzzah!

And yet, they fight on. They are determined...as are we."

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>Holy War against the Shia
>Holy War against the Sunni
>Holy War against what ever meme christendom Ethiopia has
>I had a Holy War against Abyssinia

It's like I'm collecting holy wars

>>125455398
I'm sure Alex Jones loves jews, he uses Nazi as an insult :^)

>>125455668
Read the reader you fucking retard

>>125455737
>>125456160

Thanks

>>125453832
>pontos

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>>125455990
I got used to sprites a long time ago, can't change anymore.

>>125456013
Autarky it is.

Thanks to the world's weak posture on depending on foreign trade, the market crashes in Berlin, leading to unemployment and unrest.

I prepare special police detachments for the cities, so those syndies don't start getting any ideas.

>>125456160
>>125455737

Im in the archive and theres literally no instructions as to what to do, only zip files?

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These holy wars are gonna pay for my pyramid

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>>125452091
Just annihalted Britain and KUK in a great war, got muh clay back and got rid of the KUK problem. What now?

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>>125456062
Alex Jones hates Nazis and Zionist infiltrators alike. He's pro-human, actually a decent human being.

>>125456016
>allies finally helping
Also what is this new supply meme in CK2?

>>125456614
delete your save file and that fugly map mod
>libya

>>125456509
Download the dlc and the dlc activator

>>125456704
sorry that modders make a better map than you Johan

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>>125456614
That Czechoslovakia color is actually pleasing.
>blue Hungary
>pink Yugoslavia
>mustard Switzerland
nope.avi

>>125456658
YES

YES

>>125456759

But i did this, I placed all the downloaded dlc into my eu4 directory and also placed the activator in there too, but nothing happens when I try activate it

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>>125456850
"We decide that the kingdom shall be split. The mingling of borders will not matter---we are united in blood, and in purpose."
I can always give_title them back if it gets too obnoxious.

>>125456658
>decent human being.

He is a slimey bastard feeding tinfoilers with bullshit and selling them water filters

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Go liberal, dismantle the government or install a military dictatorship?

>>125456785
it looks like absolute garbage you blind fuck

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>>125456614
Lovely looking Asia

>>125457081

Sounds like military is the only way.

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>completely new to Vicky 2
>playing as USA
>intervened in Texan War of Independence in 1936
>it is now 1940
>Mexico swallowed Texas whole early on, but the war is still ongoing
>War demands are "Give Texas to Texas" and gib clay to usca
>have put too much effort into the war to justify not making my own demands too
>Jingoism keeps hovering just below the required amount to add my own demands
wat do?

>>125456948
holy shit read the read me then accept this is the wrong genera for you

>>125457294
>1836*
>1840*
am tired, my apologies

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>>125457057
>not buying shitloads of water filters for when a dedicated EMP attack obliterates your nation's powergrid
>decrying Infowars' decidedly pro-freedom and pro-human agenda as 'tinfoiler-feeding'
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
Lemme get the door for ya.

>>125457047
>zoom out
wew, not bad
>Venice expanding
>much of Cumans converted to Orthodox rather than Catholic
>pagan Großlithuaniums in the works
>stable Rus
Except for some gore in Scandinavia and le stronk Byzantine Memepire (blurple feenix amirite???) this ain't bad for 50 years in.

>>125457306

>readme.txt
>Place the dlc folder with all the files in it into your install, directory overwrite if asked
place the activator in your install directory (where the eu4.exe is) and run it. A message saying "The working directory doesnt seem to be correct", will pop up, this is normal. Run the activator 2-3 times then run your game. It all should be working.

>Make sure you are using the vanilla steam api and steamclient files. If you are not sure, or you are using the CODEX crack, copy over the files from the folder Original Steam API files in your EU4 root directory and overwrite. Also delete the codex.ini file. All this BEFORE using the activator.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I HAVE BEEN DOING YOU FUCKING CONDESCENDING FUCK, I HAVE DONE THIS AND IT IS NOT FUCKING WORKING AS I HAVE PREVIOUSLY STATED

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>>125457108
Sorry mum

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>>125452223
Alright, fine.

I guess I'll try in normal mode with cheats.

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>>125457502
"Things have been too quiet in Rhomania. Likely the Greek-Jews are getting complacent. Time to rattle their cage a bit.."

>>125457530
Finally you admit it, now eat your tendies and go the fuck to bed you little shit

>>125452223
>>125457672
Ally Genoa and invade Circassia, keep Shirvan at bay if Qara Qoyunlu doesn't puppet them.

>>125457516
You're doing something wrong, retard

Works fine for me

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Managed to form Italy 10 years after the start of the game in Concert of Europe. This has to be some sort of record.

So I started CK2 with Duke of Flanders at Charlemagne start.

Managed to get the entire de jure Flanders under my direct control and because I sucked up to the king/emperor he transferred county of Maine and Ankona to me, though the later is useless because it's really far away and the chieftain there hates me and I'm feeling to lazy to go to war with him.

Right now I'm trying to get a claim on the duchy of Brabant so I can create kingdom of Frisia.

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The Anubis Guard is waiting on the shores of Aksoum to kick off even more heathens from the Nile

>>125457502
Pro-human sounds like the NWO shit you'd be against :^^^^^^)))))))))))))

>>125458123
>Charlememe
Kek

Lads, what would you consider the three best resources in Victoria 2? The three best (either in profit or product) factories?

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>>125444272
continuing my game.
War with the sandniggers doesnt really work, they're ahead of tech and beat both my army and navy.
Instead, im back to focusing on annexing the hindus.
Next are Majpahit (indonesia). The last of Bihar will be annexed in 1466 when I gain free cores on them.

I can also declare war on Brunei with Alliance CB, though they are allied with the Hedjaz now, so not really fruitful. I will probably only jump in whe nther are about to my PU Malacca.

also, rate muh yurop!

Well, fuck. Austria never destabilized and now Italy is their puppet. I was hoping to invade Galicia but I'll have to wait until Romania does something.

>>125458394
when they are about to beat*

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>>125458461
Forgot pic.

>>125458350
the best resources are rubber, dye and coal

the best factories are the high tech ones, radios electric gears, cars and telephones, and the textile ones dye and cloth.

>>125458461
K U K E D
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>>125458023
Takes too long.

Quara Qoyunlu declared war on my ass in Febuary 1445.

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>>125457294
gee thanks lads
I feel like I know so much more now

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We are kicking ass, getting the lands back into the old faith but I got fucked up in battle

>>125457516
>too retarded to follow instructions properly
Wew

how do you grant provinces to vassals now? You cant just sell them to them any more.

>>125458814
good lad, dont be a c͏͏u͏͏c͏͏k

>>125458814
>I'll become the Pharaoh so I can finally marry some fat ugly European broad

Anyone got a link to Darkest Hour? I really wanna try it after sinking in hours in HoI3, pretty excited too

>>125458394
you using MPM?
>>125459113
look in the OP

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The Saxon, the Austrian, the Lithuanian or the Polish?

>>125459063

Look at his Secondary Wives, he's got a firm white ass and some delicious brown tits to keep him distracted.

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>trying to unite lotharingia, bourbon, france, brest and aquitaine over two generations
>comes down to me having acquitaine and brest, and my brother the rest
>I am his heir and all is well, trying to kill him
>nigger makes it a theocracy

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And they surrender, getting the empire restored by 1100 doesn't seem so unreasonable now

>>125459063
I need heirs, fuck the looks, just need to be fertile.

>>125459241
Guess which one is my sister and what religion the white one is

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We true god-emperor now.

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These borders are getting sexier every day, unlike my wife.

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>>125459358
>I need heirs, fuck the looks, just need to be fertile.

>mfw you find a girl in the Wife Shopper with Fertile and Attractive

A literal 10/10 with the tits and ass to match.

>>125459161
>Wasnt memetexted so I skimmed straight past it
Thanks anon! Latest vers and such? The site lists an update in September but I assume that was a LONG time ago

>>125459163

Mendog or Augustyn, I dunno. Everyone seems to like the Commonwealth.

>>125459585
if its not in the OP i dont much past that. I dont play darkest hour

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Cordoba is gonna take Al-Andalus.

GET READY FOR THE MUSLIM IBERIAN EMPIRE

>>125459570
Fashion models don't lead countries, only trait I need is Strong and Lustful

But it's nice when they are a hot piece of ass AND strong

*blobs*

>>125459880
>the genereal

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I got a new Scandi Norse wife and Cordoba managed to take over Al-Andalusia, I hope our ways are separated because I don't want to mess with them

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>>125459728
Mendog it is. Now that the Commonwealth has been risen again, who shall help lead it? The aristocrats, the conservatives, a Lithuanian historian or should I let the volk decide?