/ss13g/ spessman on a spess station

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First for waifus.

Oh wow, TG sinking to new lows.

https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/13663

third for vox cox

Is there some special trick to growing dionae? I can't for the life of me grow a live one, and the wiki doesn't say anything about it.

>>125430237
you just water it and give it nutrients
I did it as my first time at botany

>>125429915

>being surprised by ANYTHING that comes out of /tg/ after a coder got fucked up on his traitor round then immediately went and coded an auto-aim pr

https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/11786

Is there even a point now in starting the singularity?
Even if you upgrade it with supercooled plasma and additional collectors, it still gives less power than a 10 minutes TEG or SME setup with considerably higher risk

>>125430237
>>125430534
He's probably frustrated because they're dying off after being picked

That just means no ghosts wanted to become a diona

>>125431004
Style points

>>125431004
Tradition.

>>125430663
>One of our coders posts on /tg/ repo
REEEE

>>125430098
Do you think it has spikes on it like a cat

>learning to medbay
>medbay blows up
wew

>>125431018
>>125430534
Actually they're just growing up withered and not harvestable at all. They have plenty of nutrients and water, but when they get to the pod stage of growth, it's just brown and decayed and you harvest it as a dead plant. Am I just missing something?

What if Heads could plant spies/agents within Revs? Or a spawned rev is a rev traitor working for heads? How would that play out?

>>125432696
Revs don't have any secret communications or plans that a spy would be useful to expose. Revs are a hurricane of disorganized force.

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dorfs when?

short and studdy
females and males have beards
can only drink booze
increased resistance to brute damage
increased strength
absolutely lethal hand to hand
can mine and destroy absolutely everything with a mining pick

>>125432954
This is the only good race idea I've ever heard

Remove everything else, when?

>>125432954
As long as they're alien dwarves instead of short human generic fantasy dwarves.

>>125432954
What do you mean? We already have Dorfs :^)

Does /vg/ also keep a list of all the ckeys of namefags so they can plan when to go on and maximum metagrief?

>>125429915
They cant get their valids on anyone but the AI, of course they find it boring.

>>125432954
sounds like the new powergamin race desu. add some negatives to playing a dwarf and it might actually get made.

>>125437010
They're manlets

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Found a bizarre bug where the SME room leaks plasma even though the shard is sealed in

>Yahir was a cultist the entire time
O-oh

>>125437358
no he was culted late

>>125437010
Can't wear hardsuits, but can wear helmets

Extra affected by physics like depressurization knockover

Permanently fat and must eat extra nutrients

>>125437316
>bizarre bug

Report it so the coderbase knows that this still happens.

>>125437010

Make it so one hit to the head can kill them instantly. That'd be really dorfy.

>>125438497
How about real low health but goes into martial stance on low health causing the opponent to miss more and you hit more/faster

>>125438873
Urist McGreytide takes a martial stance!
Urist McGreytide charges at the Clown!
The Clown is surprised by Urist McGreytide's onslaught!
Urist McGreytide collides with the clown!
Urist McGreytide slashes the Clown in the left leg with their fireaxe, fracturing and shattering the bone!

>>125439075
More like
The Clown drops their PDA (Honk Honk - Clown) on the floor!
Urist McGreytide charges at the Clown!
Urist McGreytide slips and tumbles into a wall, fracturing their head!

>>125438873
>>125439075

It's martial trance, not stance

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>>125439201
shut up nerd I don't play DF I just read funny screenshots involving shit like throwing a lion into another lion's stomach

Phazon should be the SS13 equivalent of Adamantine. It doesn't spawn on clown asteroid, it spawns either deep in the mining roid or in another asteroid out in space, near some kind of dimensional rift. Robust mobs pour out of the rift as soon as someone digs a tile of phazon.

Also give it more uses than just the phazon mech when?

>>125439506
It's used to get materials 9 research

>>125431004
We're one of the few servers who still have the balls to keep Lord Singuloth. That's a reason in itself.

>>125439757

Sure, which unlocks nothing noteworthy except phazon stuff.

>>125437010
Make them throw tantrums where the hostile mob AI the NPC Syndicate mobs use take over on rare occasions. It wouldn't be dorfs without a good old tantrum spiral.

Guide for solo miner getting diamond drill from research is outdated

wut do

>>125440240
Science harder, trial and error, try other options in the spreadsheet, and I hope this is not in the current round.

>>125429915
this is a good thing, malf sucks

>>125440240
Look up what you need for the drill and then work with the standard guide.

>>125440240
Yell at sci to do research.
Or get the mechanic to do it

The new botany makes banana flooding way, way easier. With robust harvest you can fill the entire clown cart with 4 or less bananas

>>125437316
That's an old ass bug. Sucks it's not fixed.


The cause is the door as far as I can tell. Just remove the door and replace it with a normal window and you're good to go.

>>125437670
> Can't wear hardsuits, but can wear helmets


DORFS CAN'T BE MINERS THEN

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING.

>>125442363

They mine using chemical cocktails or firesuits like true hardy dorfs!

Alternatively, they burrow under the ground, where it's warm, and make pressurized mine tunnels, safe from the vacuum of space.

Dorf's having strange moods when?

Maybe a dorf can suddenly get an urge to kill the clown and make a leather thong out of him.

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Peace through intoxication. That's the way.

Who's youre waifu?

>>125442363
DORFS ARE RESISTANT TO SPACE PRESSURE SO THEY CAN RUN AROUND THE ASTEROID SHIRTLESS WITH A PICKAXE AND RIPPLING MUSCLES

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7046

DISCUSS

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>killing the captain when he is letting us have fun

>>125439506
Taxi's hellroid does the first thing, phazon is in the center of a bunch of monsters

>make robust plant that, shits out carbon dioxide and has mindbreaker, alters room's temperature, glows, is hardened, slippy, has stings and can grow like kudzu
>get 100 potency deathnettle I beat Griswald with
Niiiice.

>>125445818
One the one hand, this would be fitting for dwarves.

On the other hand, that's yet ANOTHER race with free and/or built-in hardsuit.

Just letting them be able to use normal hardsuits seems fine to me.

>>125445934
No

>>125445934
This feature is stupid, remove post-haste.

>>125445934
>Works through hardsuits
I don't know if this is true but come the fuck on, really? That doesn't even make sense.

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>>125445776
You!

>>125443554
>Not spiking everything with ethylredoxrazine

>>125445934

Kurfurst has a really awful habit of just adding whatever half-aborted copypaste 'feature' to the server he feels like. Same shit with the traitor wheelchair.

Here's an idea: Dorfs have to eat ore for food, nothing else will give them nutrition

>>125447116
That's gay nigga
Dorfs can eat anything, but need alcohol to stay happy/productive.

>>125447159
I can already see a dwarf bartender drinking all the shit he tries to serve

>>125447159
>>125447350
This. I wanna dorfs now.

>>125447159
That would be a massive downside.

Only way to fill up the nutrition bar is with booze. Otherwise dorfs go slow. As an upside they can't get toxin damage from alcohol and their livers never fail.

Pneumatische Kanonen onehitting things with floor tiles? Really?
According to the code it's only throwing them really fast, the throw force remains the same.

>>125448708
Well, extinguisher used to one-hit things with glass shard and they fixed it.
Time for the cannon.

>>125448708
And what happens when something hits something else very fast?

>>125449016
In SS13? Nothing special.

>>125448708
Humans have a set throwspeed, the pneumatic cannon lets you throw at a higher speed. It makes a huge difference in damage output. The formula is described just a few lines up in the code from where you see the throw.

>>125449016
>Physics
>SS13

HA

>>125445934
>he is comparing the feature to a floor tile
isn't that the same guy that made snowflake spider gland removal exclusive to chef?

some people are just clueless

>>125449639
Kurfurst, are you the guy working on the economy?

If so, why are all spessmen fucking destitute? Are the prices of vendor food the only thing subject to inflation and our own funds aren't? It's ridiculous we can afford 2-3 bags of crisps with our life savings.

>>125449764

and the guy responsible for the le ebin murderbone wheelchair

the one that still isn't fixed even though he said he nerfed its speed (he didnt)

>>125449840
>are you the guy working on the economy?
Not really, Deity has made the most strides in that direction. Zth-- and Celt are also really active in economy discussions- I mostly just ran my numbers by them, since they're "in the know".

It's something I would be interested in adding more content for potentially, but not until after final papers are in at least. Grad school has taken a serious toll on my ability to contribute code lately. But I've liked the ideas of beaming excess power to centcomm for engineer money, selling slime cores, etc.

This is all abstract though - I would want to consult with people who have been following the economy PRs more closely, like the people I mentioned before.

>>125449764
>>125449994
Thanks for your input assdad.
You should really get a tripcode.

>>125449840
No one is really working on economy. Deity added PDA money and divided the starting cash into savings and virtual wallet.

>>125449994
You can see the merged code with the slower speed right now. Your statement is just plain inaccurate, assdad.

>>125449764
The changelog will tell you that anyone can remove spider glands - use the food processor.

Who is (was) rosham and why do they have hardcoded immunity to the rhumba beat virus?

>>125450118
There's a rhumba beat virus?

>>125450667
I believe it a leftover from old viro, it's still very much alive in the code however.

>>125450002
> beaming excess power to centcomm for engineer money

Yes please, I can't wait to bath in dosh with my fellow engineers after we've completed our super SME.

>>125450708
>old viro
REEEEE

Yesterday we got Fake Gibbingtons and it was literally impossible to cure. The suggested cure was sulfur + synaptizine and we all poisoned ourselves trying to cure it but it never did. And of course because it was OLD VIRO we couldn't make antibodies.

REMOVE OLD VIRO remove old viro

>>125450939
>ass emm eee
Get outta hear, plep

>>125450939
>not RUST

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Who in their right mind figured it'd be a good idea to put psychotic clowns on a fucking space station?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LUiWgwYC_I

>>125451342
Someone tried ordering parts last night before shit got fucked, is rust working now or what?

>>125450002
>Cargonia makes all of Cargo bay an AME
>Sells the power to Centcomm
>Uses the money to declare independence yet again

>>125450108
I believe pulling makes it move at the same speed as it could before, making the buff a moot point. Besides, the wheelchair is little more than a hacked MULEbot, which just so happens to have the advantage of being free. If anything, something like poison-coated surgical tools would be a much more suitable item for traitor doctors.

("It's just resting.", \
+ "It's stunned.", \
+ "Probably tired and shagged out after a long squawk.", \
+ "It's pining for the fjords.", \
+ "It just prefers kippin' on it's back.", \
+ "That parrot is definitely deceased.", \
+ "You know a dead parrot when you see one, and you're looking at one right now.", \
+ "It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.", \
+ "It's bleeding demised.", \
+ "It's passed on.", \
+ "This parrot is no more.", \
+ "It has ceased to be.", \
+ "It's expired and gone to meet it's maker.", \
+ "This is a late parrot.", \
+ "It's a stiff.", \
+ "Bereft of life, it rests in peace.", \
+ "It's run down the courtain and joined the choir invisible.", \
+ "This is an ex-parrot.")

>>125451528
On one of the old servers (I think it was Goon when SS13 had just been rediscovered), hardened shitters were forcibly assigned to the "Clown" job as a form of punishment. Naturally, said shitters just kept on being shitters but everyone there thought they were funny and eventually they were made into a fully selectable job type.

>>125452152
I had this discussion with someone else around the time of the nerf. Pulling it isn't practical for a number of reasons, the most important one being that it doesn't work. If you try to pull the wheelchair over someone you'll end up getting split apart from it on help intent without harming them. If you clickdrag, it's cumbersome and a misclick results in your certain doom because it will knock you down (due to weird BYOND pathfinding). The wheelchair does a lot less damage than the MULEbot of course (and incidentally its code was atrocious, I had to re-write it because it wasn't OOP and meaninglessly set up separate Crossed() procs for humans and aliens).

As for poison surgical tools, feel free to code it, but I feel like if you've got them under the knife, you don't need any more benefits. You can just take out their heart during that lung repair surgery. No real dynamic of play there.

That being said, you can always request features on github. I need to focus on writing my final paper though, so I need to split. I hope to be able to contribute more next week after final papers are done with.

>>125452112
A wise QM should ideally be pulling down plenty of money from the cash that miners spend in the machine. It's pretty much SOP for a miner to buy six KPAs.

Though honestly I think the Cargo account should get money from every vending machine, not just the mining vendor.

>>125451642
It's working but theres 0 documentation on actually running the fucking thing. You can build it no problem.

>>125453023
Dump all the parts onto the Derelict and see what the MoMMIs do.

>try to roleplay
>end up being a lil bitch no matter what
hlep

>>125452565
It still feels and looks ridiculous and has no real use for a medical doctor traitor who can just release airborne Gibbington's or get a rapid syringe gun full of poison if he wants to go on a killing spree. It simply offers nothing to a traitor with that job save for a very limited novelty value.

>>125453635
Roll with the graytide for a bit, we know how to have fun.

>>125453635
>ARR PEE
>vee gee
I'm gonna die laughing, anon

>>125453023
I ask because a while ago on medium RP day an admin, me, and the CE all tried getting it to work and it just wouldn't.

>>125452565
>I think the Cargo account should get money from every vending machine, not just the mining vendor.
If that does happen, making recharge packs for vending machines be free or have Cargo come stocked with a few recharge packs so Cargo Techs have something to do (refill vending machines) to make money for the Cargo Account would be a good idea.
Maybe have cargo have something that monitors sales of items in vending machines.
But that would require people to have more money, or means of making money, to buy items from vending machines.
Which means that will have to come after the economy is reworked.

>>125454337
Wouldn't be a bad idea to put semi-useful stuff in the warehouse, the crates are a leftover from supply points I imagine.
With exception to the freezer crate maybe because they seem rare as fuck.

>>125452429

This is also how the janitor job was born. Janitor was a punishment job that people liked so much they would misbehave just to be set to it.

>>125454881
The white crate that comes with cooking crate, fruit crate, or pizza crate is a freezer

It does work for safe organ storage

>>125454008
I only know of it being succesfully run approximately five times in the history of the serb.

I was a derelict mommi at the time it set fire to space itself, i only heard of it's progress and didn't think to ghost to see how it worked, I regret that decision.

I'd really like to get one going during lowpop extended but I still don't know how to run it.

>>125453904
>>125453942
I thought most of /vg/ wanted slightly more rp than usual. And I remember lots of the best experiences people felt they had was from successful roleplay. There was still >muh rp, though as usual.

That was months ago, has it changed now?

>>125455817
Players based on polling generally want more RP (but not much)

Thread always wants less RP. The thread is never a good measure of the community, do not make this mistake.

>>125453635
Roleplay until you loose youreself in the numerous predictions of what the character you play the role of would do in different scenarios, it will pay off, I guarantee it!

>>125455817
I'm not kidding about playing as an assistant, most regular assistants tend to roleplay somewhat, it's just very absurd and unusual roleplay.

>>125455817
To be honest, as an >OUR PEE, I find that what we have now is a great balance. I don't find it butting heads with the meta.
The only powergaming to worry about also ruins everyone else's fun too.
-- Except for speed cloning. Please remove speed cloning. Maybe cloning gives a body genetic damage, which the cloner doesn't fix and cryo does, and a "you're a malformed blob of synthetic meat, Harry" damage which only the cloner /super-rare-suck-off-botany-chemical fixes.

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>>125455890

>the thread doesn't want what I want so it's invalid

>>125457476
The thread just has a couple of really vocal shitters, which is evidenced by the fact that it never matches the polls.

Your opinion isn't "invalid" - you still have it. You just need to stop shouting down the majority of people whose opinion differs from yours.

>>125457626

>Everyone says I'm wrong when I say stupid shit in the thread, it must all be one person!

How does it feel to be literally mentally ill? Are you wearing tinfoil fedoras to keep the shitposters out of your head yet?

>>125457732
Congratulation on proving his point retard.

>>125457732
You are so dumb

>>125457732
You are literally describing yourself

The polls which have ckeys attached to them are real proof of opinions, the rest is just your delusion

>>125457732
In before just pretending to be retarded

>>125457849
>>125457872
>>125457732
>>125457920
>>125457965

I, Sarca, did my best

>>125428963
i've been playing this game since it came out, I just have never had to use that money machine because I never play captain/hop. Not only that but even if AI did interact with that machine or could I've not played AI in a good year. I ain't new I just made an assumption that was incorrect when someone IMMEDIATELY says "law 2 give me money" that they meant the vault money. by the way if your reading this Griswold, immediately trying to use law 2 one minute into the round is stupid, ask once.

>>125458367
>i've been playing this game since it came out

Top fucking kek, no you haven't. And if you have, you've been playing for 13 years.

>>125459038
>tfw 13 years ago you were an underaged faggot playing Everquest
Where does the time go

>>125455890
>players
Bayrefugees, not players

>>125455890
There is no complete source for measurement for the community.

The thread is mostly memes and waifus and greentext and sarca. The server has players that don't know about 4chan, or that are from other servers and came because they saw the link somewhere. Github is only a vocal portion of the community, where only those with accounts can talk and the thread is completely dismissed by Clusterfack. The forum is where banned people or those who want someone banned go.

>>125459038

tfw have been playing on and off since 2007

tfw newbros will never know the hardscrabble days of monkeying and unmonkeying people to revive them before the cloner was added

tfw newbros will never know about ghetto defibbing with batons

tfw newbros will never know about waiting room raves

>>125458367
Oh lord, i checked the logs for your name and i found some gems.

[00:28:16]SAY: G.W./Lavoss (@113,128,1) As Sol Common : I cannot give you any currency

[00:28:42]SAY: G.W./Lavoss (@113,128,1) As Sol Common : Only the captain may decide what happens with currency

[00:32:02]SAY: G.W./Lavoss (@113,128,1) As Sol Common : Only the captain may decide what happens with the stations currency

00:35:44]SAY: G.W./Lavoss (@113,128,1) As Sol Common : Request denied, please file appropriate paperwork to the captain as he is in charge of the vault

Nigga, you are hella new. And you were on Asimov, too. According to BYOND your account is from 2014.

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>>125460178

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>>125460178
[00:38:10]SAY: G.W./Lavoss (@113,128,1) As Sol Common : It would be human harm to allow anyone besides the stations highest authority to take money from the vault

[00:38:24]SAY: G.W./Lavoss (@113,128,1) As Sol Common : It would be criminal of you to take the money

[00:38:34]SAY: G.W./Lavoss (@113,128,1) As Sol Common : It is not your money


[00:42:26]ADMIN: PM: Lavoss/(G.W.)->Nuklearcellphoneg/(Bob Dylan): Your telling me im supposed to let just anyone into the vault just cause?

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>>125460423
>It would be human harm to allow anyone besides the stations highest authority to take money from the vault

>>125460594
[01:21:54]ADMIN: PM: Lavoss/(G.W.)->Nuklearcellphoneg/(Bob Dylan): Then what was he asking? I tried to use the atm and couldnt access it cause im an AI and it told me theres a nanotrans law that forbids it cause "I dont get paid"..

>>125460679
Well that part is true, the ATM isn't allowed to be used by silicons, it gives you an error.
And I think you need an ID to use the accounts database? You might not also be able to see it as AI, I forget.

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>>125460804
I know, i just think it's funny that someone who allegedly has played for 13 years doesn't know how the game works.

Hell, he calls Nanotrasen "nanotrans" several times and never uses the correct name. That's enough public shaming for now, though.

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>"put down that mask"
>they put it on
>"why? "
>childish laugh
>surprised when stun stick
FUCK

EXTENDED

>plasma flood
>HoS gets murdered
>extended

Why the fuck were you actually staring at lamps?

I tried to hand you a glass of whiskey, but couldn't find you...

>>125459692
>tfw 13 years ago you were an underage faggot playing BYOND Final Fantasy and DBZ games
>tfw still on BYOND being a spess man on a spess station
>instead of fighting Final Fantasy creatures and circlejerking/ERPing the Admins in a glorified chatroom
>or practicing for 3 real days straight in a training room and finding Dragonballs to wish for power level to teleport behind an admin and punch them into a mountain, only for them to get so mad at you for killing their special snowflake named Xx420DaRkMaJiNdArThOmEgAtRuNkSsEpHiRoTh666xX that they ban you
Fuck me.

>>125460989
>misrepresenting the situation
:^)

>kill two people because they acted antagish
>it was extended
Well, my bad on second kill, I think.

>>125461325
act like an antag, get trated like one
right?

>>125461184
>12 years ago playing online games
>11 years ago enjoying Runescape
>10 years ago start an intense guild wars addiction
>9 years ago discover my programming passion in Roblox kids game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG07WSu7Q9w

>>125461434
I did the same with captain.
Second guy just rushed at me and I was hearing about lings.

Was on a server and suddenly lost connection. Now I can't connect to any servers, getting failed to connect for all servers now.

Good wiz round.

>>125429915
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this, malf is the worst gamemode after rev.

would you rather spessmen had speech to text or text to speech?

>>125464132
>crew so buttblasted that they won't comment this round

>>125464601
Neither

>>125429915
I wonder if they'd like my malfunctioning clown gamemode instead. I've had the transformer code for some time.
It's at least twice as funny to watch happen than a roboticiser.

>>125464636
It was weird, other then the borg and the janitor, nobody really tried to attack me.Then again, most of the crew died to Lord Singuloth.

>>125465143
>>125464636
I tried to be peaceful at first but you kept using laser eyes randomly on me, so I decided to bash your skull in.

>>125430237
Do so after a massive catastrophe on station, usually a bombing

>>125464601
Both

>>125432954
We've already got the dorf genetic trait, problem is it allows you to climb over tables, which is something bad for this station

Seriously, you see the last time somebody tried to port table climbing from /tg/?

Considering skeletons have snowflake consumables (Only raw meat), would it be that hard to make it so that they can only consume dorf-centric foods (Plumb helm pudding, stew, dorf stout)?

Do you guys still love me?

>>125432954
Pros

>better than everyone else at everything

Cons

>Not better enough
>extreme self loathing

>>125451528
Chainsaws when?

>>125465741
always, anon <3

>>125465379
>randomly
You were getting too close, don't you understand?
by the way, the only robust crewmember was the janitor.

>>125466662
For fucks sake celt

>>125466662
It's leatherhead you deaf bastards
Seriously, how can anyone hear leatherman?

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>tfw too much of a social autist to play ss13 that much

>>125466976
Play greytide.
You don't got to talk or listen to anyone.

>>125466976
ss13 cured my social anxiety.

I still start shaking when playing antag

>>125432954
Easier to set on fire because of beards, even higher chance if dorf drank alcohol recently.

>>125467136
Thats normal

>>125432954
Needs more drawbacks.
Slow as shit without booze because they need alcohol to get through the working day.
With alcohol in their system, they move at decent speeds, bit slower than Humans because stubby legs.

>>125467136
I get really shaky when I play antag, and I can feel my heart racing whenever I have to try to kill someone.
I tend to feel really horrible after I do, and usually end up getting myself caught afterword, or sometimes even before.

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>>125466976
>MFW SS13 is the only socializing I do

>>125467136
emags worse, not only did you not ask for it, there are expectations to meet and you can't even begin to imagine what manner of shit will be asked of you.
You know it was possible sure, but you have antag off for a reason.

>still get the shakes when ever you try and kill someone as antag

It's so weird, I don't feel like that when I'm harmbatoning tators or shotgunning wizards.

What a thrill

>>125467867
The last time I remember antagging I was a Vox surgeon and I'd find reasons to take people to surgery and then I'd take their hearts out. I was shitting myself every time.

That started to wear off when it seemed no one really gave a shit that corpses were piling up though.

>>125467867
>tfw i used to do that when i was new
>years later i play traitor on instinct and just indiscriminately kill people if they get in my way

I don't even actively think about what i'm doing at this point, i just do what needs doing.

>>125468290
Can you eat hearts?

>>125467136
>>125467669
>>125467867
Why is antag so anxiety causing? You have total freedom to do W H A T E V E R you want, as long as it doesn't break global server rules.
All you got to do is start some shit, have a little fun along the way at the crew's expense, and make something interesting happen.
Unless you're so unsure of yourself that you stick to your objectives like it's your only purpose in this life of yours, even if it takes 3 hours to hunt down your target that fucked off to space and keep recalling the shuttle until you find them. If that's the case, I feel bad for you, son.

>>125469143
Antag isn't something that happens often, and if you fuck up, you lose your chance for a while

Seems pretty warm and cozy on the station. Comon guise, lemme in guise.

>>125469405
are you a fairy?

>>125469143
You have freedom but you also have a job to do.
Friendly wizard for example does not exist, it is your destiny to die five minutes in or steal all the asses you can.

>>125469738
Mebee

>>125469304
Define fucking up.
Unless you sat around with your thumb up your ass for 4 hours, you haven't fucked up.
Even if you get caught and robusted, giving the crew something to fight that isn't greytide is a good thing.

Can my present be an unban?

>>125470074
No, fuck off, you only get goof ores for christmas.
Not even coal, GOOF ORES, that's how much santa hates you.

>>125470471
>and you need coal to smelt those ores
Devilish.

>>125470471
Comon guise

>>125429609
oh hey, nice drawing of tiny Rin

>>125468596
If deep fried, 100% sure.

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>>125452220
I wanted to make it so that the description goes in that exact order as you examine the parrot, rather than randomly, and after you've exhausted the lines about it being dead it just randomly picks the "resting" ones.
I think I'm gonna code that today.

>>125471278
Who the fuck is Rin

>>125471513
Well yeah, but you can eat anything if it's been deep fried

>>125472938
some fag
not nearly as qt as my waifu hyun
deadpoo a cute too

>>125474118
^this tbqh family, hyun a cute, but she's taken so no

>>125474118
hyun x hime OTP
deadpoo x niggly OTP

tihati a qt

>>125474354
>taken
By whom?

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>>125474118
>tfw your waifu/husbando bullies you

>>125474864
my waifu never bullies me

that's because i don't have a waifu because they're all shit or uninterested

>>125474816
no one
pretty sure deadpoo doesn't do ic relations

>>125432954
>sensing things through walls with their beards wich are just sumbiotic creatures.
WHEN

Oh I forgot to say about one thing.
For some reason my reharvestable(gene from tomato) corn starting growing vines like kudzu.
Somebody knows why?

>>125476794
Did you muck with exotic seeds?

>>125475051
you need to find yourself a waifu before you turn into non-box-suiciding hardsuit-wearing non-antag-egun-stealing combat-pilled trash.

>>125475051
Find a husbando instead.

>>125476794
>>125477093
I fucked up, sorry
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/7056

>>125477321
But anon, I am a husbando.

>>125477497
Thanks

>>125477497
>genegun

What? Is this just code terms for the Samatoray, or is there actually a gun that fucks with the genes themselves instead of just the stats?

>>125478126
Find a husbando.

>>125478395
It's called a gene gun IRL.
It literally shoots the genes right into the cell inside a metal pellet.

>>125478589
>that shit is real
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

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>>125478395
>A gene gun or a biolistic particle delivery system, originally designed for plant transformation, is a device for injecting cells with genetic information; the inserted genetic material are termed transgenes. The payload is an elemental particle of a heavy metal coated with plasmid DNA.

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Couldn't finish it, but at least it was fun.

>>125478589
It's not a metal pellet you retard

PUNISHED HONKERS: A CLOWN WITH NO WAY TO HONK

>>125478983
>>125478589
Oh. Fuckin' cool shit.

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>tfw you blow the clown's head off the instant the shuttle docks

Such an amazing way to relieve the stress of a long round

>>125478983
>>125478926
Do you think you could use this on humans?

ha ha, just curious.

>Break into HoP's office and IED the lockers
>Didn't break
>HoP was in a hardsuit so I never noticed him
>Arrests me
>Cuts my hand off
>Me and honkers are both handless
>We push him over and slip him in the hallways, I facefart him
>I run off to the roboticist to get another hand
>AND A FREE RIPLEY
>Honkers gets his OTHER HAND cut off
>On the shuttle, some dude got gibbes so I try to give honkers his hands
>It obviously don't work
That was a really cool round for the 20 mins I was there

>>125479145
>DNA-coated metal particles
Forgive me for not going in-depth into realistic genetic modification

>>125479398
Wiki says it's possible.
>tfw you aren't into biotechnological college and even if you were, your country wouldn't have any need for such people.
Damn it, playing with genes sounds like nice fun.

>>125479410
Shoulda specified
I slipped and farted the HoP
Not Honkers. Honkers dindu nuffin

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>guy comes in with a ruptured lung
>new to surgery but decide to try fixing it
>guy wont fall asleep with gas on
>fuck it we'll do it live
>unable to fix lung
>attempt to replace it instead
>success
>guy dies of respiratory later on anyway
>cant revive
>cant clone

I can't handle this guilt, maybe I'll just be a bartender

>>125479398
It can and it is. It's usefull for tagging shit. The problem is biobalistics are messy. There are other methods of doing the same things (viruses etc..)
>>125479552
>tfw electrical engineering but lots of friends in biology and I like both

>>125479582
>dindu nuffing
>breaking into offices
>bugging science for a saw to murder someone
>being a clown

>>125479398

This would be possible, but would only work if done basically at the unique cell stage just after impregnation to swap out the genetic code before it starts duplicating

On a mature human, it would only cause either dead cells or cancer

>>125479727
Don't feel guilty.

Fucking up is what ss13 is ALL ABOUT

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>>125479253
>anime reaction image

>>125479410
>>It obviously don't work
2 ways to get organic limb replacements besides putting the original back on is monkeying a person and back or stealing them from a monkeyman.
You could even turn the mm back into a monkey to give them a new one.

>>125480023
Be careful with that meme, its an antique

>>125480203
All ideas are antique, you can go fuck yourself.

>>125479727
you couldn't revive me later because I suicided

always shift+click dead people, it'll tell you if they suicided

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>>125480282
nigga i did all that surgery just for you to suicide?

>>125480519
Welcome to medbay

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>>125480203

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>>125480272
I gotta hand it to you, you're really losing your head over nothing here.

>>125480673
Your use of spoilers confuse me, I feel your making a pun at my expense.

>>125480519
Sorry, anon. I felt bad

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Skullets when

Why is ERP banned on /vg/, aside from "MUH DEGENERATES"

I think that if two MDs want to take a break from tending to booboos all shift, they should be allowed to take a break and give each other some kisses on each others booboos, if you catch my drift.

Hey, when you host a new server how do you get it to show up in the server listing?

>>125482670
redditstation aka furstation
your place

>>125482670
>Why is ERP banned on /vg/
That's because of __________Kill yourself_____________________________________

>>125482670
Shut the fuck up you fucking tard

This isn't a fucking roleplaying game, take that sick fucking shit to f-list. People come here for exciting action, not /me gives the long dick of THE LAW

Ban all degenerates now

>>125483014
>This isn't a fucking roleplaying game
what

>>125482670
Because they don't end up taking a break from fixing booboos

They never tend booboos at all. They spawn and immediately go to one of the patient rooms or overflow and start jerking each others horse penises off.

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>>125482670
>>>/slg/
Yes we know what that is and what you do. No, we would rather not have to deal with it in our stupid 2d spacemen. I think you can handle not vocally jacking off to your video games for two seconds. Thanks.

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>>125483014
>This isn't a fucking roleplaying game

>>125483169
do you have problems with logical thinking?
It is just sandbox + atmos sim

>>125482670
Have fun having a booboo of the SOUL

HEAVEN DOES NOT ACCEPT 'HOMOSEXUALS' YOU HEATHEN GO TO HELL BURN IN HELL DIE DIE YOU'VE MADE YOUR BED NOW LAY IN IT YOU DASTARDLY DEMON OF DIABOLICAL AND DEGENERATE DEBAUCHERY

YOU HORNY, HERPES-RIDDEN HOMOSEXUALLY-INCLINED HERETIC OF HELL

I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

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>>125483014
>>125483169
You can act out a character without going /me puts big peepee in ur poopchute constantly
It's not an all or nothing thing guys.

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>>125483415
>greentext
>laughing reaction image

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>>125483696
>iphone faggot

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>>125482670
The reason ERP is banned on this server is so that we don't have half the server in dorms just staring at one another.

Also degeneracy, first it starts with a kiss and a fondle, then next thing you know you're typing out entire paragraphs in me " about how you're sucking Ian's 10 inch puppy maker. Some people don't even want to know that shit could possibly be going on, let alone hear it

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>>125483454
>if you don't like ten foot voxiemakers and romantic evenings on my secondlife land you're an angry fundie

hashtag pray the bay away

>>125483752
Wut?
It is original name of image.

>>125484003
YES PLEASE BE ACCEPTING OF NAMED FILES IS NOT OUR FAULT THE ENGLISH IS DIFFICULT AS EIGHTH LANGUAGE

>tfw don't know any namefags anymore so don't konw who too ghost for comfy times

>>125484179
be a derelict mome
make it comfy

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>>125483829
>yfw /vg/ is so autistic they need aggressive rules in place to keep them from text fucking
>some other servers actually allow it and people still do their jobs and only erp on the side

>>125484356
>mfw ur dum

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>>125484128
Its fucking night right now, fag

>>125482848
>>125482848
>>125482848
Anyone know? It's not showing up.

>>125483906
It doesn't make him a fundie.

He's just not insane.

>>125484356
>tfw someone thinks that this server has the self-control to be capable of such a feat

Just go to vorestation like everyone else does here.

>>125484582
Set visibility to public, it's right next to the go button in dream daemon

>>125484315
>tea
>laptop in bed
>undercovers with open window breeze
>playing some random albums off of youtube
>following some autists 2d spess adventure
>ready to doze off

magzimum gumvy

its not good at all

>>125483829
I think the only reason it's banned is because we can read through hillarious ban reasons

>>125484694
It's set to public, still not showing up.

>>125484861
You got your ports set properly, forwarded and all that?

>>125484931
Ports are forwarded and buddies of mine can connect using the IP and port that I'm hosting on (not on the same network). The game simply doesn't show on hub.

>>125484179
You can ghost me.
I always talk to myself as shit goes on.
Never do jackstones though, so I'm boring.

>>125437148
So the negative is that they have a tendency to get cucked?

>my memes are a responce to post modernism. I call my art post post (often I add multiple posts for extra effect) modernism. The art isn't the reaction. The art is the dedication to the interaction. It's an exchange of lulz and I consider it a very pure form of art. I stay away from the filthy memes and post only tasteful or content that is directly related to the pattern of dialogs present

It feels good to wreck a cultist.

>Become cult warden only to find out every single other cultist is dead or getting in to fights with the crew
>the clown is lost on a ship in space
>the second I do anything actually cult related the AI bolts everything because as it turns out they just happened to be watching.
>die like a retard to an exploding janicart

Oh well.

>>125487129
You got lucky man fight me 1v1 no items, assistant only, chapel maint.

>Todays OOC discussion - ERP
>Iagf: "Why don't we allow ERP, but it makes you valid"
>dragonbro: "BEARS"
>Everybody else: "ERP is bad"

Reminder that the same arguments for legalizing ERP are the same as legalizing weed.
>IT'S ALREADY LEGAL IN SOME PLACES AND IT WORKS JUST FINE WITH NO CRIME BEHIND IT YOU'RE JUST GROSSLY EXAGGERATING THINGS
>JUST GO AHEAD AND TRY IT ONCE AND PASS JUDGEMENT THEN INSTEAD OF BANNING IT. IT WON'T KILL YOU TO TRY IT
>DUDE ERP LMAO

>>125487310
You had a fucking gun and an axe.

>>125487276
>>they just happened to be watching.
Hah, I was looking around to see if that vampire (Unknown) was still around in tracklist, and I popped up on the new warden with your new (Unknown) corpse.

Watching antags do their thing as AI is entertainment.

>>125487470
Btw I two hitted a juggernaut

>>125487470
I had no stun weapons and you had chloral syringe plus 2 other people nearby.

I h-had a teleporter rune in pocket but I l-lagged o-ok.

>>125487397
why won't iag erp with me

>>125487656
And that's why if you're antagging, it's often a good idea to cut cameras and / or carry a bug detector. Even if the cameras are cut and the AI is screaming bloody murder about it, you'll probably still have time to do your thing before it realizes it and people start closing in.

>>125487985
I had a plan B teleporter out of there ready but I didn't have an EMP rune handy so I just had to risk it.

>>125487436
>DUDE ERP LMAO
I think I'm going to start saying this now.

>>125487731
So you couldn't outrun me.
Scruuuuuuuuuuuub
But seriously, I was murderous in close combat, but you could just keep me at distance, that's all.

>>125488257
Make the sexual harassment bear say that line every time it kills someone.

>>125487985
The only times I have seen antags cut cameras as AI is when someone is murderboning and they're tired of being bolted in, or a cult base is trying to summon Noosie.

It's literally a pulse away from breaking the camera, no alarms whatsoever. Unless that was changed.

>>125488652
It's easy to notice that cameras are cut.

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>>125488776
It's better that you cut cameras and kill a guy, than not cut cameras and kill a guy and now the AI hates your guts.

>>125488652
A wire cut actually. Pulse is only temporary if I recall.

The reason most people don't bother is because they don't think about it and are excessively afraid of the alarm wire, which, as someone who plays AI semi-often, isn't a big deal because I'm usually either too busy to notice, or by the time I do notice, all the other wires are cut anyway and the camera is kill.

>>125488974
Depends, if AI is fast enough to send somebody, then cutter is caught anyway.

>>125488993
The way it was originally, and might still be, is that the camera wires had no downsides to being pulsed.
Alarm wire didn't alert AI when pulsed, and it even tells you that it's the alarm wire.
Camera wire when pulsed off turned it off indefinitely, with no alarm.

I THINK there was a pull to change this though.

>>125489461
>had no downsides to being pulsed
It's harder to get a multitool.

>>125489275
>if AI is fast enough to send somebody
That's a good laugh, even if you told the person in question to be there yesterday they probably either won't listen, or move there at the rate of specially grown Sloth Molasses.

>>125489552
It's hard to ask Cargo/Research/Engineering/Break into aux storage?

>>125489709
>It's hard to ask Cargo/Research/Engineering/Break into aux storage?
Sometimes.

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>>125489461
No, I brought it up to attention but I didn't change it.
You can still pulse every wire on a camera to know which one is the alarm wire with no downsides.

>>125450002
How do git and gitlab work? Where can I see about those discussions?

I have some ideas for economy and would like to see which ones of those you already came up with and what the consensus is

>>125490002
Well there you go, you can zoom around at the speed of sound and make the big television useledd.
Screwdriver, click scroll wheel, multitool, blind.

>>125490114
git is version control, wiki will explain more.
gitlab is irrelevant and couldn't handle our repo when it come to forking it, crippling collaboration.
discussions are likely done on irc or in the issues section on github. all the links are in the OP.

>>125487436
Reminder that the same arguments for legalizing gambling are the same as legalizing weed.
>IT'S ALREADY LEGAL IN SOME PLACES AND IT WORKS JUST FINE WITH NO CRIME BEHIND IT YOU'RE JUST GROSSLY EXAGGERATING THINGS
>JUST GO AHEAD AND TRY IT ONCE AND PASS JUDGEMENT THEN INSTEAD OF BANNING IT. IT WON'T KILL YOU TO TRY IT
>DUDE GAMBLING LMAO

ebin argument broseph rlly made me think an cri

>>125487436
I actually tried weed for the experience, and I honestly would see no problem legalizing it.

>>125492895
But would you do the same for ERP/

So long as I am admin, I will fight against legalizing ERP on /vg/station.

t. Other ERPmin

>>125493185
Same here

t. ERPhatingmin

>>125492508
Legalize gambling ERP weed today

>>125492895
Yes, but weed does not involve pretending to have sex with aomeone over the Internet who could very well be an 80-year old Chinese man in a diaper.

Prove to me that anyone on this server is actually female, then you can talk about legalizing ERP. Until then, I'll stick to /hm/ for all my faggotry-related needs.

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>>125494626
>>125494253
>>125493185
>Gambling your space waifus ERP virginity while doing space weed.
And you can't stop me.

>>125494852
I know three. Two I've voice chatted with.

>>125494852
The only publically female person i know of is Soca.

I haven't played in 2-3 months

Do we finally have

>bubble over head while typing
>attack animations
>non instant stuns
>more options with grips IE: pinning people to the ground or holding them hostage

?

>>125494852
Soca is female, and so is Gontran

>>125495495
WHEN
YOU
CODE
IT

>>125495565
>>125495294
>>125495465
Pics or it's a voice changer.

>>125466976
>I was banned and will never get to feel again

>>125493185
So long as I am a mostly inactive admin, I will not really fight legalizing ERP on /vg/station but will occasionally shitpost on how it's bad idea.

t. ERPmin #1

>>125495495
>non-instant stuns

They just don't work. Security would be outrobusted in a heartbeat.

>>125496013
Shh, Anon, don't you remember Ashley?

>>125496013
>have pics
>swore never to share them

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>>125495495
>Pinning people to the ground

>>125496013
I don't think anyone cares that much to convince you, anon.

They call me the ban man. Everywhere I go, I get banned.

http://www.hippiestation.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2843

>>125495495
>pinning people to the ground

BAN HE ERP RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>125497489
Good Hippie ban. You, Sarcalogo, did your best.

WAAAAAAAAH WHY ARENT YOU FOLLOWING MY ORDERS I ONLY KILLED 6 PEOPLE

>arrive late
>assistants treating a sec officer in the hallway before dragging him off
>Yahir being dragged around cuffed by science
>HoP exits medical dragging someone cuffed and someone follows behind dragging someone in a wheel chair

Just another day in ss13

>>125497758
Who's this?

>>125498667
>not knowing who sarca is
NEWFAGS PLS GO

>people keep blowing up taxi so you don't get to fuck around with the SMES

damn you

How can you even play a traitor HoP and still get this assblasted that you end up caught

Need more med staff.

>>125498710
I'm Sarca you dummy? Who is this??? Pete Zuh??? I don't understand the fuarking may may he posted.

>some asshole shoots a guy in the face multiple times in a huge crowd
>decaps him and runs off with his head
>nobody seems to question this and they just let him run off
>later on the shuttle some nig shoots a guy on the shuttle and steals his shoes
>he gets away with it scot free, even while someone is screaming about how he did it
>nig later goes on and shoots some other person to death on the shuttle ride
I was a late-join so I'll admit I have no idea what happened before that, but really, what the fuck?

>>125498880
kil urself my man

>>125497489
>Literally banned for getting a guy cloned
top kek. You say /vg/ is shit yet play on these servers.

Two hours of taxi will only ferry me off a waterfall and into a pandemonium downpour of my own insanity.

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THIS JUST IN,
MAN BANNED FOR LITERALLY NO REASON
DEADMIN DRAGONBRO!

>>125499489
4 NO RAISEN

>>125499489
deadmin when

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>box loses vote because vote panel doesn't appear
>half the players leave
>at least twenty minutes of shittalk in OOC
>people try to end the round as fast as possible
>the way to achieve it is with a shitfest
>round ends
>"WOW NEVER AGAIN THIS MAP" "WHAT A SHITFEST" "BOX IS THE ONLY WORKING MAP"

>>125499489
He literally asked for it.

>>125499721
Don't bother with boxbabbies