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Legends edition

old thread >>25257631

NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.

>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>wtf is this f2p shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
http://gw2timer.com/?mode=Tile&int_setAlarm=2
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
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>>125411943
what sword is that?
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>>125412131

illuminati sword
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3rd for bullying maids.
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OP made a typo, last thread here
>>125257631
>>125257631
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I'm super in love with Kittdai
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>>125412131
sclerite sword

>>125411045
TORK has been fantastic. If you have a mic and can play 10 hours a week, or around that, feel free to send me a whisper for an invite. I take it you are NA, what times are you available to play and things like that?

>>125411603
i wanna cum inside her
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>>125412281
I'm in love with Dylan he's much more handsome than Kitdai desu.
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>>125412320
arent u a girl??
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Tell me ni/gw2g/ers, what is the best gold per hour in this game RIGHT NOW besides playing the TP or spending real money on gold.
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Kidnap a lonely femsura
Take her to your house
Become her friend
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>>125412484
Jesus fucking Christ your fx. Are you fucking blind m8? My god.
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>>125408537
>>125411934
...Stay away.
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>>125412440
nope, i'm a hetero guy. Cute stuff is just something that I happen to like c:
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>>125411943
Do these weapons not go with this outfit? I spent a lot on the outfit but I also just spent a lot on the weapon, im a medium armor class
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>>125412320
You cum a lot, rexxxie!
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>>125412617
Those ears and that slut to your right! Wow this is great!
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>>125412641
that's fucking JAWSOEM

>>125412675
I do...
the girl I filled up last week is coming over this Thursday and I'm going to fill her up again.
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post femcharr
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>>125412760
wait so you think they work with the gear?
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>>125412320
Yeah. I play weekends, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. My prefer play times are PST. What's your id?

Oh, and I play Rev, Ele, and Chrono if that matters. Was mostly an Ele player pre-HoT.
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>>125412864
nice naruto scrolls
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>>125411943
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Boon Dispenser
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Fugg, Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
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>>125412760
Why don't you want to cum inside a femsura?
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>>125413056
Daily reminder not to join HOPE. Daily reminder that HOPE isn't a /gw2g/ guild anymore

Daily reminder that all HOPE/avatarfags/tripfags/ratposters/catposters/ERPers/FHD are the shitposters/cancer of this general

Do your job against this tripfagging shitposter, report him!
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>>125413056
Your dad hates you faggot
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>>125412920
You look like an insane juggernaut that was born from the eruption of some kinda nuclear forge... I like it a lot man, also gratz on making HOPE! What was the journey like?

>>125412984
You can send me a mail in game, send to 'rex of the mist'.

Rev/ele/chrono are all great classes to play! I'm glad you play on weekends so you can come to reset with us!

>>125413067
I'm not sure. Sorta feels like how I wouldn't cum inside one of my good female friends, even though I find her attractive.
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where were you when shiggly logged in today?
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>>125413471
The journey was very grindy haha, the money was the easy part desu
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>>125413478
hypothetically speaking, if I a geiger counter right now to gauge the cancer producing radiation being emitted by minister's waypoint

I'd die to exposure before I could get a reading
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>>125413579
I feel like many of us don't know shit about the new journey to get these legendaries. How much money was it? And what kind of grindy stuff did you have to do? Was HOPE on of the legendaries where you have to fail an event to get a certain item?
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>>125413468
Nice projection their,anon. Now show me on this Straw Effigy where your daddy touched you.
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>>125413468
What did dros' dad do to you?
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>>125412617
ign?
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>>125413468
he mows lawns what do you expect
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>>125413478
I talked bantz with him hardcore
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Rachel a shit
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>>125415110
Rachel called me and mai waifu cute.
She's okay in my book.
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Legends
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>wintersday patch tomorrow
>Black Desert CBT1 tomorrow
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>>125416053
>going in on a closed beta
I bet you went in hardcore on Tree of Savior too, you fucking plebeian.
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>>125416215
ToS is two years from being ready with how fucked the beta was.
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>>125416215
First time I'll actually play BDO, since I couldn't be fucked to get into and translate the foreign versions
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>>125416375
>mfw all the good rats were kicked
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>>125416375
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>>125416438
>Effie was the only one kicked
fuck off Effie
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>>125416719
>Lime was kicked
>Lime's waifu was kicked
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>>125416916
they left the guild keklord
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>>125416916
no they weren't, they left for their own reasons
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>>125413471
Sent you a mail.
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>First run-through
>Roll Charr because neat, cats
>Get to 30
>Do the Undead Howl questline
>Had leveled strictly in Charr areas up to that point
>Get to the Necromancer villain
>WHAT
>THE FUCK
>IS PIC RELATED
>Had NEVER seen an Asura up close, had NO idea what I was looking at
>Shit scared the shit out of me
>I will never play this ugly ass rat race!
>Reroll continuously after that, never happy with my race/class combo
>Always see a player run by and think, Oh, I want to do that instead! Or I hit 30-40 and got tired of leveling
>Finally get sick of rolling again and again
>Meet up with Zojja in 40 questline
>Oh, she's... kind of cute?
>Maybe... just maybe...
>Finally give in and roll Rat
>These top tier animations
>These adorable body builds
>This top Banter between NPCs
>This flip when I dodge
>These sharp little teeth and tiny claws
>tfw I have become the Rat I always feared

you won, /gw2g/

you won
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>>125417603
One of us
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>>125417603
Welcome to the club.
Now you're stuck here with the rest of us.
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>>125417603
The same exact shit happened to me, straight down to being charr into the questline even.
I also checked the general and saw a few cute asura and finally gave in.
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>>125417603
The Rat Queen has claimed another.
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>>125416375

Rat removal is a slow process.

I'll remove them all one day.
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>>125416375
>>125416665
Did Lime shrink?
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>>125418262
saved
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http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Jeff!Venomblade!20151214
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Is my rat cute yet
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>>125420972
...it's pretty cute, but that hair is no good.
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>>125420416
Do one with kittdai
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>>125421059
long hair doesn't fit under the horns
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>>125421247
bullsura
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>>125421247
she looks smug as fuck
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>>125413056
wrong info fag


>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA+EU: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Chromeria, Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
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>>125416375
>>125416438

>or are inactive
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>>125422581
>Vuncia and Jugg officers of the shitposting guild

I knew it
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>>125422581
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA: There are two faggot vg guilds on Tarnished Coast, you can join both
HOPE: Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Boon Dispenser
DORF: Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey

EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix

NA+EU: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Chromeria, Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>wow that was hard
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>>125423863
>inb4 hopefags find something to complain about
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>>125422581
>NA+EU
uh?
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>>125423863
Edarkness I put you second on the list because you fucking forgot a / in the /gw2g/ title you shitstain if you're going to try so hard to have no life at least you should at least get the little things right so go fuck yourself you go second
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>>125423863
You should add what differentiates each guild

>HOPE
Erpfag guild, strictly PvE and /gw2g/ shitposting
>DORF
mapchat guild, PvP with very little PvErs

>Juggs/Vuncias shitposting guild
who the fuck cares, Join this if you want the combined faggotry of HOPE & FUN
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Why the fuck did I just waste my money on a Commander tag
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>>125424437
it's healthy for the game's economy in order to keep inflation down :^)
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>>125411943
You will never rub a femcharr's belly or massage a femsura's ears. Why even bother living?
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>>125427995
>you will never wake up to a mouthful of femcharr chest fluff while she uses you as a living teddy bear
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>>125427995
>>125428325
typical funfag shitposts.
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>>125413590
Should I join HOPE or DORF? Which one is more friendly?
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>>125428645
neither desu senpai
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>>125428645
Why not just join both and decide for yourself?
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>>125428325
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>same dye looks different
What the kek /vg/?
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>>125430875
wouldnt worry about that dye job to much,, char + armor combo are ass tho lmao.

reroll
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>>125430875
Your choice of dress is absolutely abhorrent.

It's also a matter of materials you put the dye on.

Reroll your character and outfit both.
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>>125431003
Nah it looks good when it isnt close up like that. I'm just wondering about the dye
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>>125431057
>looks good when it isn't close up like that
kek, spokin like a true Fashion Wars shitter.

If you aren't gonna try hard w/ your shitty looking toon, why post it here ;]
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>>125431125
Because I was wondering about the dye. I have no time for your rp stuff
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>>125430445
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>>125431057
>it looks good when it isnt up like that
how can one fucking hopefag be this delusional?
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>>125430445
>>125431656
Boo hoo.
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>>125431970
>Hopefag
naw, those are funfags
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>>125432071
They're just shitposts, who the fuck cares who makes them.
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>>125432071
my bad
furfags, right
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>>125431057
You look fine, it's just different materials being annoying to color, toy around with different tones of the same color to get the desired result.
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Hu /nevergonnagetaraidgroup/ here
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>tfw you dress a dumb cat race with a glorious selection of clipping better than literal fashion wars ez mode

HEH fhds are retarded
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>>125432475
how soft is her furs?
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>>125432475
it wouldnt take much of anything to outdress this >>125430875
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>>125432446
who /has a group but they barely show up for raid days/ here
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How does the league system works? I just lost but I gained a point.
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>>125433657
I may bewrong, but if you gained a pip from a loss

It's because you were matched up in a highly unfavorable match, where the enemy teams MMR was greater than your teams.

And you lost within 50 or so points.

Was the game like 450-499 to 500?
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I want to be bullied by a maximum girthsura
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>>125433657
>>125433838
There's a table out there that Anet blogposted in 2014. I made a Tinyurl link for it but forgot to list it.
Googling probably works.
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I want to bully a minimum height cutesura
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>>125433978
>>125434249
samefunfag shitposting
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>>125434249
>>125433978
typical ratcirclejerking shitposts
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>>125433838
MMR? It wasn't a close match too, My team score was around 350
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>>125434290
>circlejerking
how can there be a circlejerk, if its a samefag
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How the heck do I find a sabetha group? The one time I did it some retard died so I'm missing her for my eternal title. Its so easy to pug gors and vg why is there nobody doing sab?
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>>125434621
gw2 matchmaking uses the Glicko 2 rating system, so you have a hidden personal MMR(Matchmaking rating)

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/PvP_Matchmaking_Algorithm
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You Eurohour fuckers are no fun.
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>>125434906
You know what else isn't fun?
Memes.
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>>125434983
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>>125434665
because anyone that can manage gors will easily manage sab and finish the raid for the week
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>>125432570
I want to bully comfyanon.
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just got heart of thorns, what do i do? why does this verdant brink place look so empty? and is it supposed to require a glider and the bouncing masteries to traverse? because I'm running into a lot of dead ends.
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>>125436091
Make a femcharr, burn through the story and then grind masteries till you're green.
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>>125435529
Why? You're probably a dude that thinks I'm a girl -.-
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is grinding COF really a good way to level?
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>>125436386
On the contrary
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is grinding a femsura really a good way to get a boner?
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>>125436805
no, put them in a meat grinder. they are disgusting
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>>125436805
No, you have to be gentler with your "pats". Develop a rhythm that matches the sway of their ears; short ears demand constant, violent patting, while lop-eared floozies will bounce to just about anything.
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>>125431970
where is this from?
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>>125436560
Grinding mastery points on slaughtering cats at the end of P1 summons. Not to level with. Collateral damage will murder you to shit if you're not levelled properly.
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>>125436805
no
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>>125437034
wtf... pats are not lewd...

>>125436696
are you a cute girl?
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>>125437894
Is that what they tell you?
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>>125437980
don't be lewd anon...
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When are they gonna make waypoints not shit?
They already took the first step with HoT reducing the amount of readily available ones.

Will waypoint/teleporting in GW2 ever not feel like a shameful display?
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>>125439610
What the fuck are you on about?
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>>125439689
he wants to RP walk to every place
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>>125439689
>>125440197
I want to feel like there's weight to zipping across the planet in an instant.
Give us a spell, an item, anything but this iPhone game tier click and poof bullshit.
That and the sheer volume of locations means travel is a game of finding the nearest diamond to click, not about actually getting to know the world.
I feel like that's a problem.
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>>125440197
Okay, that helps.

>>125440453
So, why not do that? Don't use the waypoints, get a broom or magic carpet as a mount and take up a quarter of your gaming time moving everywhere without using them.
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>>125440453
Daily reminder than in Guild Wars 1, you could only fast travel to outposts. You actually had to walk and move throughout the explorable zones and would resurrect at the nearest res shrine with death penalty if you died instead of just picking a waypoint wherever.
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>>125440678
This reminder helps me in no way whatsoever and if you'd rather play 1 than 2, why not do that instead of moaning about it on a thread about 2?
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>>125440937
wow someones entitled
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>>125440937
How are any of our opinions going to "help you" in any way you fucking retard. Euro hours and australoid hours truly are the fucking worst you FUN retards.
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>>125441040
>Daily reminder

Eat a dick, you're stating it as a fact.
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>>125440453
What if you forgot a waypoints if you didnt use them over time?
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>>125441229
Even less people would bother with Guild Missions, you'd only be using the ones between the zone you're doing your farming in, the hub you're using the bank/TP in, and whatever point you socialize at. It'd be inconvenient, but I suppose some people like that.
Keep in mind that GW2 caters to the casual playerbase and that it won't be happening anywhere soon, though.
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WHO FUCKING ESPORTS HERE? REAL NIGGA HOURS
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>>125441703
>>125441731

Fuck off, Jugg.
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>>125441750
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>>125441703
wrong neighbourhood bitch
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>>125441731
>>125441750
>>125441868
>>125441884
(fire emoji)(fire emoji)(OK)(OK)(fire emoji)(fire emoji)


Gross I bet you raid lol
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>>125441941
i-i don't raid
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>>125441703
>>125441703
>>125441731
>>125441750
>>125441868
>>125441884
>>125442035
>>125442056

IM FUCKING UP. LET'S PLAY SOME GW2
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>finally crafted full ascended gears
>looking for raid in lfg
> EXP ONLY

How do I even start...
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jugg is asleep, discuss the game
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>>125443246
Lfgs are made to fill empty slots from otherwise full party. They want you in as a disposable cumrag.
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mcharr and fcharr having consensual sex in the missionary position
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>>125443623
>not mnorn and fcharr
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>>125443757
broham pls, you have your mum
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>>125443358
I see. Is there anyway to confirm that I'm "experienced" ? I watched the guide and stuff and I'm sure I'm not really retarded but. My guildmates are bunch of cold bastards too. I just like to join one of those pug party for VG.
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>>125444039
Just bee yourself and bring some friends xdd
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>>125444039
Watch videos, give pug parties a shot, shrug it off if it doesn't work, run with the next group. You'll need practice either way, it won't hurt to just play.
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Hey guys! I've been playing this game for a while now and I'm about to start moving from exotic to ascended gear. For that, I need to decide on the stats though. I'm playing a guardian so I thought maybe Carrion (Con, pow, vit) or Dire(Con, tough, vit), but I kinda feel there's a pressure to go full zerk on every class. I don't play in a guild, nor do I do raids or w/e, so I'm wondering - will I regret not going full DPS on the guardian?
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>>125443246
Are you NA or EU?
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>>125444234
I don't have friends in this game..

>>125444351
>give pug parties a shot,
Nobody wants a first timer. That's why I'm asking is there any way for them to confirm that I'm experienced or not. Like linking some item that you will get by killing VG.

>need exp to enter party
>need party to get exp

Just like getting a job in real life!
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>>125444743
There are 2 viable stat sets for 90% of the classes in this game:

1. Berserker's
2. Viper's

Anything else is usually a trap
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>>125444743
You can change stats on Ascended armor via Mystic Forge for relatively cheap, Anon.

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Ascended_armor

So try both out, zerker meta is really only pressured for fractals now.
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>>125444850
There is, but nobody's going to ask for that. Just pick up a group, really. Don't start about it, just roll with it. Ping your Ascended gear if they ask you about it.

>>125444743
Theres little reason not to take Berserker, since it's (for most classes) just the best damage output, and you have plenty of tools at your disposal to heal and migitate damage, you don't need to take defensive stats at all.

On the other side, you're free to build whatever you want, so go nuts.
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>>125444904
>mfw viper stats
thx, now i know what i'm looking for
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>>125444957
>zerker meta is really only pressured for fractals now
Not exactly, given the current toughness scaling. But that might change with today's patch.
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>>125444774
NA/Sea of Sorrow

>>125445091
I guess I will try joining pug this weekend. If they asked to link something like Legendary Insight I will leave immediately.
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>>125443808
Dead.

>>125443757
>both nearly fully clothed
Seems about right.
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>>125440678
Daily reminder that this is okay in a single-player game like gw1.
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>>125445478
>NA

Well if you don't find a non-douchebaggery pug group I can bring you to one of the raid runs I do with my guild. They wouldn't mind, and I wouldn't mind running a pug group with you and explaining everything as we go along on voip or whispers. No need for them to know you're new.
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>>125445704
Are you in HOPE?
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>>125445542
Time to becum a nekromancer broham :^)
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>>125446086
Shut up Charrlos.
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>>125445810
Yeah, I am.
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>>125445704
I-IGN? . I will contact you if you really willing to bring me in your group. I will also try to join some pug group firs to get some experience.
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>>125445343
np

viper's is expensive as shit, though, and crafting ascended viper's straight-up requires a shitton of account-bound currency that you'll have to grind and might want to use elsewhere anyways

you're probably better off crafting some shitty ass stat set and converting it in the Mystic Forge, provided your account isn't super new and lacking Spirit Shards

https://gw2efficiency.com/crafting/ascended
^see that for an example of what I mean
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>>125446214
Is viper reaper a good thing?
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>>125446207
Muzea or Kitarpa.8143

Yep, I am. I know it sucks to be new to content and not have people to teach you or run it because you missed the "experiencing the new stuff together" bandwagon with the community, literally me in every game and I mean you just made ascended gear man, that's a shit situation.
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>>125446302
Yes, but it's outclassed by Burnzerkers and mostly Condineers in Raids.
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>>125446413
Reminder to report scammers.
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>>125446150
>>125446413
I actually just joined HOPE yesterday. I haven't use the guild chat at all though.

> I am. I know it sucks to be new to content
Indeed, I started this game a month ago and nobody run Arah,TA aetherblade or Crucible. Even there is a group for those dungeon in LFG, its always "EXP zerker only".

Thanks for your offer, I will contact you later.
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>>125446942
>4chan
>whiteknighting people who were scammed

are you on the right site?
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>>125446302
In open world I'd just go full glass unless you have a particular fetish for condi hybrids. For raids though, viper reaper is basically the only viable necro spec that isn't tanking.

>>125446452
This guy is right, but it's still competitive. It just has a fairly long wind-up time thanks to minions. If you take multiple viper reapers you can fucking explode the damage numbers with epidemic, but if you have enough burnzerkers nobody's worried about damage anyway.

It's funny though, after burnzerkers were found as the key to Gorseval they seem to've more or lessed replaced condi engis in my raids, except for maybe against vale guardian.
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>>125447076
>whiteknighting scammers
Are you on the right site?
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>>125447154
>site literally based around being a degenerate
>countless threads based around scamming people for shit
>literally sjwing on 4chan

tumblr newfags really needs to gtfo
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>>125447124
>It's funny though, after burnzerkers were found as the key to Gorseval they seem to've more or lessed replaced condi engis in my raids

Not a surprise. I was never a fan of condi engis getting hyped so much anyways since the average retard gets not even close to optimal damage.
Burnzerker on the other hand is very easy to get good damage with.
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>>125447124
More people have Warriors at the ready, rather than Engineers.
The reasons Warriors are doing so well on Gorseval is because they can stack three Burn AOE's under his feet with their kit. 30k+ burn ticks are insane.

People don't want to deal with the 47-action damage rotation on condineer anyways.
Trust me, I know this firsthand.
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>>125447076
Stolen anyone's pics today?
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>>125447076
>you
wrong person but im sure you can ask them directly right
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>>125447519
meant for >>125447448
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Reaper has place in raid?
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>>125447264
Dylan plz
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>>125447770
Dylan is a normie.
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>>125447076
Anon, it's less about the dumb bunny who got scammed than it is about warning other bros.
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>>125447807
No wonder he's getting suckered.
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Well, at least the gleader was courteous enough to kick me -before- I dropped irl money gearing my characters how he instructed/wanted me to for raiding.
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>>125448050
What happened?
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The femsura belongs to me
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>>125448112
I'm not even really sure.

I thought they disbanded, but it seems like they kicked everyone and retained the guild to themselves (and why not, people put money and mats into upgrading the guild hall from what I know). I'm totally in the dark as to why.
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>>125447741
RESPOND PLZ
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>>125448301
Yes.
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>>125448301
Yes, but is inferior to alternatives.
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>>125448275
wait what guild is this?
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>>125448050
Shit's fucked up yo.
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>>125448474
The fractalling guild with all the asura and some others.

>>125448587
Tfw pretty much the ideal guild is gone.
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Raid ruined GW2
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>>125448729
serves you right for being a degenerate scum of the earth
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>>125448979
Sorry for playing this game sometimes. Here's your (you).
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Why the fuck fractal encryption is so expensive now?
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>>125449096
Haven't they always been?
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Man for such a long event, DS is not really worth it loot wise.
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>>125449180
It's not unless you hit the jackpot, otherwise generally you spend quite a large amount of time for just 2~3g.
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>>125448970
Yeah, kinda.
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>>125449163
It's 17s now. Usually around 11-13s.
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>>125449243
Yeah but the jackpot is that typical 0.000001 chance thing.
I'd rather do Triple Trouble or Chak Gerent, even if the latter is absolute horseshit to pull off.
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>>125449163
https://www.gw2bltc.com/en/item/75919-Fractal-Encryption

Look at the month scale. So not really.

The reason they're going up is the patch today. People believe they'll be worth more. This is probably mistaken: they'll be worth more if you only ever run one or two fracs. If you were already opening a ton, it will probably just even out. "more consistent" is the goal of the change to encryptions.
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>>125449426
Yeah I'm agreeing that it's shit dude, no need to explain alternatives to prove your point. I literally said you waste time for low sums of gold for the off chance of a rare jackpot.
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>>125449603
What is even considered the 'jackpot' of Rick and Mordy? Minis of the Commander Morderem?
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>>125450171
The mordrem weapons probably. Maybe that one staff.
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>>125450224
I keep seeing people get that one whacked out clock Ascended from it. Ho-something.
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>>125450557
The shield? That's from a collection: they earned something at the event that let them complete it.
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>>125450557
Horologicus is the Mesmer shield with completed collection. You need a Plated Weapon for it, which is only purchaseable at the end of DS. People probably ping them because that's the last part and they received their piece of equipment from the collection.
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>release a new way to get legendary precursors
>they require as much ascended materials as an entire set of ascended gear.
Just calculated the price for spark buying all the mats from the TP: 645g + 100 obsidian shards + several spirit shards + a fair amount of time

price of just outright buying the precursor: 725 gold

yea fuck this, im never getting a legendary. it just isnt worth it
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This is a big dog.
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They need to up the Reclaimed Plate salvage on the blue/greens, it's bullshit how many I've taken apart to only get ONE and that being from the 100% chance yellow. This sure is some challenging endgame content.
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>>125451020
It's even worse for things like chaos gun.
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>>125451378
So why not just buy a yellow and salvage it?
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>>125451842
Because I don't want to spend 10 Gold on that shit.
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>>125451936
lol
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>>125451202
No. This is BIG dog
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>>125452019
Fine, have it your way. But know that the big dog is bigger than the small races of the game.
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>>125452019

Your toe clipping is awful.
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>>125446214
Just make any ascended and mystic forge it to vipers, saves you fulgurite
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>>125452019
"Everything is relative." -Researcher Ziwix
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>>125451936
How much gold did you spend on salvaging blues?

If it's not worth it, why even complain?

>>125452259
This right here.
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Post them.
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>>125452523
I use Mystic Forge salvage kits, so barely any cost in salvaging.
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>>125452804
website?
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>>125453067
gw2efficiency
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>>125452804
the fuck

there is no way my ele came 1 week after my mesmer
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>release raids
>think maybe there will actually be a reason to run gear other than straight dps
>even the healers run full berserkers
lol
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>>125453275
For VG at least one guy's gotta wear something with toughness.
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>>125453268
>necro got as much playtime in a year and a half as an ele did in 3 years
Whoa.
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>>125453275
>>think maybe there will actually be a reason to run gear other than straight dps

Where was this implied anywhere, besides dumbfuck play-how-you-wants? Or are you implying that you yourself are one of the dumbfucks? GW2 is all about active defenses, in case you haven't gotten that through your thick skull yet.
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>>125452804
>played engi at launch
>2nd and 3rd characters are ranger and necro
>made a warrior less than a year ago
Found the masochist.
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>>125453528
My raid wishlist:

1. Chak boss
2. Vinetooth boss
3. Mordrem Tetrad-style boss

Add in Lazarus the Dire as the final boss of the final wing and my buyer's remorse will be gone
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>>125453948
I support this spoiler.
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>>125453948
Too bad, next wing is centaurs.
Bandits>centaurs>mordrem
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>>125454345
>Too bad, next wing is centaurs.

>yfw constant charge attacks
>charge attacks have hitboxes 10x as large as it looks like they should
>constant knockbacks
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>>125452804
>>
If someone says they are looking for a "chrono zerk" does that mean they want the chrono to be in berserker gear? Isn't assassin better?
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>>125454982
Assassin's is better but requiring it requires severe autism.
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>>125454982
It generally means "full damage" rather than Specifically Berserker Stats.

Depends on the mode and person asking, though. Ask the person in question for clarification.
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>>125453948
I got to thinking about that

Since it's heavily implied/all but confirmed the bandits are controlled by the White Mantle, chances are the squad leader brought deeper into the Forsaken Spirit is one of the Chosen .

This bugs me because Chosen are capable of Ascension - something our shitty GW2 PCs are definitely not - and with that, seeing the Mursaat. Sothere probably won't be a mursaat in the raid unless we handwave it away with some asuran tech bullshit.

BUT I guess there's a decent chance the White Mantle are just going to sac the guy on a Bloodstone in some random ritual to grab Mordy's scattering power

... which means wing 3 will basically be Mordrem after all

RIP
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>>125454982
>>125455241

Assassins is better for reflect heavy encounters, IE the dungeons that were all but removed. Go zerk.
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>>125455603
>some asuran tech bullshit
as always that will be the case
>>
When your femsura poops and water splashes back up is it icky or fun for them?
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>>125456698
the fuck is wrong with you
>>
Femsura. Now
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>>125457424

Ratfags and FHD's have always been the worst.
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>>125455603
>implying some throwaway asura NPC isn't going to rediscover the Ascension tech that was used in the siege against LA in GW:Beyond and use that on the players
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>>125456698
Um, anon? That's gross.
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>>125457736
As can be seen in this pic, femsuras do not shit in water. No splashes when you just shit on the floor.
>>
Post each race and pick three classes that are the most lore appropriate to them, explain why.

Come up with something other than 'hurr de durr i knew how to do all this before i was born' for Sylvari because fuck their mary-sue shit.
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>>125457628
inb4 the big copypasta about charr shit getting stuck in their fur on deployment
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>>125457861
Why would you post that, anon?
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>>125457469
post the best femsura

tfw that chocolate is probably stale but you will hold onto it anyway
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>>125457954
Nah, this is just going to bring out the "charr cannot into guardian" bait or something similar.
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>>125457703
wait, there was Ascension tech?
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>>125458019
Everything you post makes my heart ache :c
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>>125457628
I'm okay with him asking, it's just WHY? Where does this come from?
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>>125458019
>1 month
>5ever
How meaningful.
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>>125458158
Actually, thinking back it was more like an agony resist tech. Prevented all the average joes in LA from being smote with Spectral Agony as soon as the mursaat showed up. But it was definitely asura made, I think it was Zinn who did it.
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>>125411943
what should i name my new fhd? she's a mesmer
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>>125458285
I'll post it again in a year for more impact :(
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>>125458396
That's still be pretty weaksauce comparatively.
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>>125455612
I don't know about that, I was reading some post and it seemed like zerk was better if you're solo or in a party that can't might to make you right. But that if you get at least even 5 stacks of might assassin's out shines it.

Plus assassin's lets you take improved alacrity instead of danger time.
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No patch today?
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>HoT is a flaming shit heap
>GW2 vets embittered
>GW1 players openly nostalgic
>GW2 vets wishing they played GW1 in its prime
>even those that had never touched the game before
>>
>>125458881
>barely enough time for lazy west coast fags to have had some overpriced coffee yet
>"wer is patch DDDD: anet is kill"
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>>125459103
Today, no patch?
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>>125459021
>GW1 players openly nostalgic
How do you spot the gw1fag? Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.
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>>125459021
i'm a gw2 vet and i wasn't bitter about hot, i liked it a lot. i thought it was all the casuals and noobs who were upset about grind?
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>>125459249
All the casuals I know enjoy the map metas. It's the elitists who are bitter
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>>125458019
>shitposter gets someone to fall in love with them
it's not fair
>>
>>125459249
I'm kinda a newb but I think HoT is great (played at the start before fractals and ascended were introduced ultimately quit after hitting 80 and getting full exotics since it didn't feel like there was much to do or work towards), but now that I'm back and giving the game a proper go with HoT it feels like there's so much more to do, see and get.
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>>125459021
Only good things HoT added are raids and elite specs. Everything else is shit.
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>>125459516
Some day, anon.
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>>125459516
It's always the shitposters that find love.
>>
http://massivelyop.com/2015/12/15/guild-wars-2-e-sports-team-ragequits-over-design-meta-technical-issues/

Here, fags, let's talk about some esports. 1 cap? I'm just a shitter bear but are things really that nuts at the top level?
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>>125459679
And the best looking zones in the game.
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>>125459896
>playing an mmo for pvp
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>>125459896
Maybe now anet will be embarrassed for pushing esports so much.
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>>125459516
to be fair, at least in this case, drosera's waifu was a shitposter/avatarfag too

he even blogged here or ingame that he gets big crushes on avatarfags easily, so shitposting is probably something they have in common
>>
>>125459896
I'm no esports player (I haven't even bothered with the season) but I refuse to believe a single cap thirty seconds in spells certain doom. I've had much narrower victories than that.

They weren't even on one of the super traditional maps like Khylo or anything where there's no comeback mechanic. An anon posted an image from the stream and it was on Foefire - with a fucking mirror comp between both teams. Maybe with a mirror comp an early cap is a big handicap (heh) but Foefire's design means they could have forced a fight somewhere other than the capture points or gotten a free +150 points off the lord kill.

But hey, maybe them being giant pissbabies and quitting the match will convince the balance team to do something.
>>
>>125457628
nice try c@fucker funfag
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>>125460213
It's a marketing thing, and marketing departments have absolutely zero shame. So no, probably not.
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>>125460637
Starfuckers, mang. Gotta watch out for 'em.
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>>125453948
>Tetrad

Only if it's the Tetrad itself and no fourth guy that comes in after to be an extremely boring legendary-level HP sponge with all of two (TWO) attacks.

I did tetrad once and then never again. The first bosses were fun but I can't be assed to do the fight knowing I'm obligated to stick around and deal with that snoozefest after it.
>>
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA UPDATE AT
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>>125459896
>drive away GW1 fans
>drive away casual players
>drive away hardcore players
>drive away gem store faggots
>stand above a pile of burning bridges, holding a crumpled shit stained object in their hand
>"ha ha! we still have esports!"
>watch as it burns to ash
>>
>>125461671
See:
>>125459232
>>
>>125461671
It has to exist first, before it can burn. They poured so much time, "effort" and money into making the ESPORTS! a thing, even back in the closed alphas (recorded cases of the openly ignoring WvWvW feedback and focusing only on sPvP), and it was laughable every time.
>>
>>125461461
with the white women
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>>125461763
lel I have tried GW1 one time years ago and I didn't like it (how do you release a game in 2005 without fucking jumping, I'll never guess) but I know that you don't just piss away the trust of an entire audience on a whim,
so
nice try
>>125461872
well yeah that's why I described it as a crumpled shit stained object that they still managed to burn somehow
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>>125462198
>gem store Jora hair
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>>125461086
the top teams are different than the matches you play. because they bunker builds are so good and the people playing them are so good at them, nobody dies. ever
>>
>>125462198
Fuck hair, we need new faces. The last released faces were literally diarrhea.
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>>125459896
dragonhunter chemo
>>
>>125462198
>a gemstore update with new hair
Oh boy, I look forward to seeing how hilarious the charr ones are. I wonder if that featured one even has physics.

Also what the everyliving fuck with that asura. Why old man face with boyband hair. Why.
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>>125462198
High pony tail for men! Fucking finally. The femnorn hairstyles are pretty nice too.
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>>125462198
>that jheri curl msura
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>>125462878
>how hilarious the charr ones are.
They're pretty tame compared to the past.
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>>125458019
Posting the best femsura.
I said "Yes."
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Why the strong bosses are always FHD? Human have Mai Trin, Taidha and Sabetha. Meanwhile Asura and Sylvari have none.
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>>125463997
I'm glad you're both happy, assuming I'm guessing correctly based on the massive pile of clues in this picture.
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>>125463997
What kind of fucking faggot ass bullshit is this?
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>>125463997
Cringy as fuck.
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>>125463997
>married
do people actually do this
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>>125459896
"I apologize that we did bow out so early, but, at this point, it legitimately is just so hard to care about the game in its current state. If you need to, go back and see Game 1 of the series; 3 nodes contested something like 12 minutes into the game, with the score something like 30-0? Look at that, and then look back at me and tell me that we should be expected to sit and mash buttons hopelessly for 15 minutes. In this meta, as soon as somebody gets 1 cap, it’s over. This isn’t just me; so many people I know and talk to that are also in NA Pro Leagues agree. So many of us are relieved now that a four-week break is coming up. For the first time, so many of us, when we come home, settle down, and grab a coffee or soda or whatever, and given free time to play Guild Wars, are simply not logging on, because this game is simply un-fun to play against. It’s boring, unskilled, and… ironically, it has zero counterplay."

This is fantastic, and true.
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>>125462198
are there any males in this picture?
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How exactly does Revenant's Cruel Repercussion trait work? What counts as "negated"?
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>>125463997
>1 year
Long way to go still.

>>125465285
Sure, why not? It can be a fun in-game event.
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>>125465456
If futas count, yes there are ;)
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https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates/Game-Update-Notes-December-15-2015
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>>125465858
>Updated “Against the Corruption,” “Cathedral of Silence,” and “Romke’s Final Voyage” to give out level-appropriate rewards.

Wow, finally.
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WINTERSDAY, LADS
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>>125465858
>Fixed a bug that prevented Bags of Mortar from being sold by the scribe vendors in guild halls
How does something like this get missed?
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>>125466640
That does not answer my question and now you're going to have to change the password for your custom arena.
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lmao
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>>125466928
that's cool but not 500 gems cool. but i bought the pet rock so don't listen to me
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>>125466928
Tons of miniatures are reskins of one another, even gemstore ones
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post the new weapon skins and/or hairstyles
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>>125467320
*cums in u*
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>>125467404
Not the promo stuff I can look at that already. I meant in-game. And keep your goo to yourself.
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looks nice...
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>>125467602
This is not bad either.
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>>125467804
yep, i was about to post it. Those two are my pick of the bunch.
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woah, they look way better in game. They've got moving pieces and things like that.
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Maybe for my chrono.
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Mvari hair

what male race do you want to see next
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>>125468737
Femsura please
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>>125468737
FHD
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>>125468841
>>125468862

ill see if I have a makeover kit somewhere
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>>125468737
Charr if you got it
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/3wz86b/datamining_upcoming_features_from_the_december_15/

>ugly wool glider
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/3wz8sp/preserved_bee_queen_turned_into_winters_presence/
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>>125468841
sorry for shitty cropping
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>>125469403
Looks like anet did everyone a favor.
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>>125469461
Fhd...?
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>>125469643
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>>125465285
>tfw had to attend some guildies in-game wedding back in WoW
it was cringy as fug
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>>125469910
Smfh
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>>125469461
>that third female hairstyle
might be nice
>>
>tfw no waifu to be cringy with together
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So when are we getting femsura long hair? Are they going to release it tomorrow? Is it delayed? Anet?
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thick charr dick
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>>125470635
Can't see shit.
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post solstice cleavage
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>>125471078
When im done with femvari i'll redo charr with a different hair color
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>>125471218
hey there cutie
looking for a good time?
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>>125470980

We JRPG now
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>>125471397
hey, are you on EU ? ~
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>>125470980
nomura/10
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>>125471390
Your femnorn looks like she's happy to have 2 and 3 hiding part of her awful face.
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i wonder who the qtiest FHD/femsura/femcharr/femnorn and femvari are going to be now...... :o
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>>125471835
Me
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>>125471814
that's because she's using a male norns sliders
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>>125472005
If you're so cute come out from behind that painfully generic fhd and show yourself to us.
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Can we still get the Star of Gratitude this year? I'm looking at an older guide but the orphan's won't tell me where to find Seimur Oxbone's location to start it.
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>>125472426
Uhhh, weirdo...
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>>125472445
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Sous-Chef_Seimur_Oxbone

He moves around.
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>>125471078
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>>125470980

first there was Goku, now there is Cloud.. what next.
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Happy Wintersday, Anons!
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>>125471814
>>125472426
i found her cute
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>>125473282
I can't do anything about your awful taste.
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>>125473248
Are you two friends or actually like going out?
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>>125469910
Dreads are awesome. Weird that they added another mohawk
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Aw yeah
if I have missed anything it was snowball mayhem with absolutely retarded teams
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>Play GW2 at launch back in 2012
>be super into it
>frequent the forums
>someone makes a fun "come up with legendary weapon ideas!" thread
>post my idea of a pistol based on the four elements, part air part earth part fire part water
>make a poorly drawn MSpaint design of it to show what I mean
>effects would alternate between each element every few seconds
>projectiles would be a mix of the elements combined
>fast forward to 2015
>havent played the game in a couple years and am just returning now
>ANet added the exact legendary pistol I came up with
can I get my name in the credits or something? or at least some gems? wtf ANet. the barrel even has my angry toothed penis design
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>tfw made 300+g from all the frac chests ive saved up along with 10 ascended armor boxes
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HOPE pistol just got a new grenade barrage effect added, no webm though.
And Predator nade barrage has been fixed as well.
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>>125474291

Wow a weapon based on the four elements!

What an original do not steal idea!
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>>125475101
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>>125475772
Le credit card warrior face
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>>125476148
le 12g dr idler face

new legends require you to play the game kuckold
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>>125476148
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>>125451378
I got 3 from 10g worth of greens, try harder and use a master kit :^)
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>>125476229
Yeah, yet 90% of it is still credit card tier retard
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>win against a premade, no dc or anything
>whole team lost 2 pips

Good job Anet
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>>125476979
Thats what you get for being europoors
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>>125476979
ily liz clank
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new build coming - quick, what's the exploit?
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Any wubwub roaming builds that are good use celestial?
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p@ the r@s and gas the c@s
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>>125475712
the fact that its a pistol and the design is 1:1 makes it more than just the element gimmick
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>>125478425
>tfw

Thanks rng
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Connection error(s) general
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SO MUCH MONEY these christmas items sell like mad

>>125478831
^
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>>125478940
be more specific fag
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>>125479001
right click something you get from christmas events that's christmas related after doing it for 30 minutes for your achievements. i've made like 3g even after clicking on half the stuff i get without knowing what it does
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>500G from encryption
>9 ascended chests from daily chests
Thank you RNG
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>>125478425
>>125478826
How'd you guys unlock that? I got R2 in Legendary (Says you only need R1), but Hobbs has no conversation option or item to unlock legendary armor collection. Am I blind and just missing it?
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>>125480219
Gotta kill VG to unlock it
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>>125480219
You have to kill a raid boss to unlock the legendary armor collection.
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>>125480417
Ah, okay. Would have been nice if they added that tidbit to the "How To Unlock" hint.
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>>125479327
3 gold for half an hour?
Collecting nodes is better than that.
What do you mean?
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>>125478298
This has got to be more retarded than the cape survey bait.

Take it to leddit , maybe you'll get someone to buy it there.
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>>125474846
>>125479483
You guys didn't actually read the patch notes.
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what the fuck lmao
>>
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>>125482060
I need to fuck boppsi
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>>125482406
im keeping her that way and nobody can stop me

also wow sylvari really got nice hairs
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God I love the way gear looks. This is the comfiest game ever.
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>>125482669

>realistic armor combo

You are my nigga.
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I'm tempted, even though I know damn well I shouldn't be.
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the wintersday jumping puzzle gives you a craptop on money. if you make no mistakes it only takes a couple minutes each run, and you get 10 wintersday gifts per run
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>>125482669
You're a shining beacon in a world full of disgusting Charr and FHDs, my friend. Awesome outfits there.
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>>125484982
>>125483842
>>125482669
its either samefag or autism
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>>125484982
am sorry for being autistic
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>>125484982
There's only one actual armor combo there, the white EoTN coat one. The other two are outfits.
>>
So, how bout them patch notes?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates/Game-Update-Notes-December-15-2015
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What do these timekeeper things look like?
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Coming back to this game after about 2 years and I have a mesmer and a warrior both around level 45, which one should I play?
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>>125493632
you should play the uninstall and dont look back
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>>125493241
check the bank wardrobe, or just talk to a black lion vendor
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>>125494051
I'm not in-game right now.
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>>125494276
well then I bet dulfy has a page up already
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get on my level
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>>125493632
Mesmer if you want to play all of the game modes. Warrior if you want to be only a pve hero, which Mesmer can do anyway. That said, warrior is slightly more faceroll to hit max level if that shit matters in this game.
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I'm having fun.

Not depicted: my face when I finally unlocked all the Wintersday Finishers because I forgot to last year.
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>>
LFG for raid when?
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>>125501349
When Anet gets their head out of their ass.
Never.
Just consider that this dev team is the same one that added an AoE invulnerability to mesmer that doesn't even contest capture points.
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Whoa! This new hair for femnorns looks nice! Almost makes me wanna delete all my FHD's and replace them with femnorns.
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>>125501910
Until you hear "Might makes me right!" along with rest of the shit tier lines that the femnorn sprouts.
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>>125502052
"I can outrun a centaur!"
"Feel the flames of Balthasar!" etc. etc.
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>toypocalypse
>instead of a borderline tactical tower defense thing of sorts, the strategy is to just build fucking countless tier 1 defenses literally anywhere and everywhere, all catapults, maybe an icewall or three to block the paths into the HUB
>every game i join is megacatas EVERYWHERE
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>>125484982
>>125483842

lol.........
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>>125502292
FHD is pretty bad too, but I don't mind the ele lines. Femsalads' "This rose has thorns, here they are!" bothers me a lot too, but my only femsalad is a thief so retal is rarely a problem. No rats here, so I can't comment on them.
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>>125502482
As with a lot of old content in this game, damage is king, and catas are king of damage.
>>
>>125502482
>expecting Anet to make challenging content
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>>125502660
Male asura lines are pretty good. I like "I have ignition" and "For the record, you've been struck."
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>>125502709
This patch was pretty challenging.

I have to re-do my settings everytime I open the client. It really challenges my patience.
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>>125502910
I only have a femsura ranger that's been sitting in Heart of the Mists for the last 2 years at level 20. I don't even know what her lines are.
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>>125503112
"you're dumb, and when you die you'll leave a dumb corpse"
best line imo
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Who /back/ here?
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>>125503651
Wow. Did bring your child to work day happen when they wrote that line?
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>>125502949
Inventory management simulator bitch motherfucker what you know, inventory management simulator bitch, watch that window go.
It's like these cunts never heard about version control, every other fucking patch brings back the inventory resize bug.
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>delicious mesmer tears
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>the rate at which boxes break in winter wonderland is multiplied by how many people are jumping in
What the fuck.
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>>125412549
Asking for gold farming tips, playing with terrible graphics.

Probably a 3rd worlder.
>>
Are the new hairstyles only available through the Makeover kit?
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>>125504651
>complaining about an easy JP
You hit space bar and direction keys. it isn't hard, anon.
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>>125503834
I wish ;_;
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Anons, please guide me. Should I buy the solstice pack?
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>>125505958
Yes, definitely, such a great investment.
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How do you make the essence of skrittish charity to upgrade the gift skritt?
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New player here. Just got my Leatherworking to 400. I have Chef as my other craft. Is that a bad idea? I'm a Thief by the way.

Should I pick up weaponsmithing? No point in leveling Chef if I need to craft for the best gear or whatever. I only picked Chef for the RP.
>>
>autobalance doesn't count for the achievement win for snowball mayhem
One job faggots.
>>
>playing the mystic forge lottery


I'm a fool, aren't I

;_;
>>
>tfw teamed up in Stronkhold with a DORF member as a HOPE member
>tfw they were nothing but polite and decent at the game

You're orite m8. Why can't we all get along?
>>
>>125465293
Wait, is that any different from the previous games? First team to cap always got an advantage, even way back during the weekend events. Maybe they should spend less time crying and more time capping.
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>>125507651
>tfw playing stronghold because you're a PvPshitter
>>
New hair hype,New hair hype,New hair hype,New hair hype,New hair hype,New hair hype,New hair hype,New hair hype,New hair hype,New hair hype,
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>>125506915
>I only picked Chef for the RP.

Chef is the cheapest profession to max for easy levels. You can get about 7-11 of them depending if you use an experience booster or not.
>>
>>125477856
no, celestial has awful performance on just about everything
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>>125506915
crafting doesn't matter unless you're using it to level or want to do ascended crafting. Typically people will take weapon/armorcraft and chef/jeweler.So yeah chef as a second choice is fine.
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>two thieves on my team

Wish me luck, friends
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>>125508305
I'm thinking endgame, though. Or do crafting professions not matter that much? I just don't want to be something sub optimal.
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>>125504748
Through the hairstyle kit or total makeover kit. Not through character select.
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>>125508625
Unless you plan to do fractals or raids, there is no point to craft ascended armor. That being said you better save up a shit load of gold if you want a full set of ascended armor.
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>>125508546
could be worse.

pic related, a game i had last week.
lost 500- 23
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>>125508518
So weaponsmiths aren't the only ones who can craft ascended weapons? I watched a youtube the other night that claimed that weapons were slightly higher priority at first.

I know I might be jumping the gun on this ascended shit, but since it's the best armor in the game my impulse is to go for it.
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thread is fucking DED

post wintersday screenshots
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>>125509135
Huntsman and weaponsmith should be hogher priority assuming you can afford them
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>>125509258
>Thread is ded
typical hopefag logic
>hurrdurr ppl rnt shitposting constantly so thread is ded.
This is how the thread should be.
>>
>>125509061

We lost 288-500, but Burn Guardian is pretty hilarious and fun.
>>
Is the Wintersday PVP Reward track worth doing?
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>>125508957
Quite a bit of the HoT foods are Bound on Account so you need a cheff character to get them. Who knows if any of them are actually good though, no one checks that shit.

Rolling a "wrong" crafting profession doesn't matter because of how easy it is to change back and forth between them, or just slap them all on alts. Getting a craft from 1 to 500 isn't a big deal at the point you need one at 500 to get your ascended shit.
>>
>>125507891
No, their criticisms are legitimate. How can't you understand that? They explained clearly that with the current meta even 15 mins into a game the score is something like 30 - 0. 15 mins of button mashing in this shitty bunker meta and the scores are so low and so heavily affected by shit like who caps first, who has better ping, that the enjoyment of pvp is fucking not there at all - it's a farce - it's fucking hilarious that Anet have let it get this bad.
>>
>>125509941

see: >>125498513
Stop when gifts are worth less than 5s or so.
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>>125509258
>>
>>125510260
*pats*
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>>125509258
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>>125510749
AWW fug that's adorable
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do you have an eskimo waifu /gw2g/?
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Rate meh, can I join your sexy as fug guild?
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>>125511250
ur freaking epic!
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>>125507074
Yes.
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>>125511235
If you go by the (erroneous) tale that as a visitor you could share an eskimo's waifu, then yes.
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>>125511250
badass
>>
>>125511908
>>125511536
>>125511250
samefag
>>
>>125511763
Please dont use your fucking nerd knowledge on us please
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>>125512107
>>
Femsura are lovely creatures
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>>125509258
>>
Which timekeeper weapon to buy, sword or rifle?
>>
Femsura
are

a gift
>>
>>125504361
>version control
Implying Anet has a quality control team or anytype of quality practice.
>>
>>125512201
Aw, c'mon, it's kinda hot.
>>
*Rubs noses with a femsura*
>>
NA waking up
prepare for shitposting
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>let's go mid guys
>4 ppl stay home, then they go for boss, then they go for mid and we already lost it by then

k
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i feel like ive seen this cat before
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>>125513664
but it's 9:41pm
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If you post a femsura, I'll give you pats
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>>125514670
I don't want your fucking pats you troglodyte
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>>125513898
i bet that is someone's waifu!
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>>125513314
do i get a say? i don't know how the eskimo waifu thing works
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>>125482669
oh nice, could I have some pictures (and dyes) on the second and third one?
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Hello, I'm too poor to afford a set of Exotic Berserker gear for my Warrior

Should I try to get some Soldier's or Assassin's gear? Or other alternatives?
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>>125515060
Sell your body for it. To me.
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>>125515060
>I'm too poor to afford a set of exotic berserker gear
Run CoF. Use tokens to buy Zerker gear.
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>>125515060
no, just gradually build up your exotic berserker set to replace whatever greens and blues you have
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which reward should i get after pvp finishers and the aquabreather?
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>>125515060
me in the middle
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>>125514750
But they are very gentle and pure pats. I thought you would like them, anon...
Are you sure you don't want any?
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>Meme mapchat casual guild that I never rep asks me if I can help out in raids.
>Raid lead yells at people to dodge shit
>Eats every blue circle on VG.
>Tries to yell at me for staying in blue circles.
I'm a chrono, bitch. I got blurs all day.
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Why wont dros let me touch his feminine penis?
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>>125515060
me on the right
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>>125515981
It's mine
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>>125515656
so you don't exist either huh
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I STOCKED UP ON 10k sigils of fucking mischief because the mustache looked cool! Time to cash innnnnn sonnnn
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>>125515981
did you try whispering him anon, that's a common solution to this surprisingly common problem
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>>125515465
>getting the fucking aquabreather
Not only is there an ascended one, but there's no fucking water.
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>>125515060
Reminder that there's Exotic Berserker Karma armor available at the Temple of Grenth in Orr.

Since you get Karma for breathing in this game, it's practically free, you shitter.
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>>125516403
No it's not.
>>125516534
No way he's a nerd AND i hate him.
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>>125516792
Reminder to not put expensive runes in karma shit armor
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>>125516931
Since that guy was talking about being too poor for regular Exotic Berserker armor, Strength runes are out of the question.
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>>125503834
Dat ass tho
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ENTROPY FROM A CHEST WITHIN A TEQUILA CHEST

YAYYY
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Is there anything in the event worth doing the events for or buying?

Don't bother with pets/skins/finishers much. I need inventory space or some good gear.
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My son, soon 10 years old, have been playing a Asura Ranger for a while now and just reached level 44. He hasn't paid much attention to the Personal Story before but the past few days he has been enjoying it a lot. Even though he doesn't know English all that well yet (we're from Sweden) he manage to do pretty much most of it without any help from me.

He has grown very fond of Tybalt. He love whenever he is around with his big ass sniper rifle, "he looks soooo cool" he says. Whenever he is playing and I'm in the kitchen or wherever, I can hear when Tybalt enters the scene. "Tybalt! Dad, Tybalt is here!"

The problem I have is that he is closing in on The Battle for Claw Island...

:'(

My son have been playing for a while now while I've been making dinner for us and his sister. I checked up on him - and there it was, in the top right corner: "The battle for Claw Island". I told him what it was like, how lengthy it could be and that he should wait until he had reached level 50 (he is 48 atm) at which time we also would equip him with new gear (something we do every 5 levels and he enjoy) which would make it a bit easier. We'll probably play it together tomorrow (no more games for you today son, its friday, dinner is almost ready - and "Spiderman 2" is on TV soon). I'll update the post then if something worth mentioning happens or post a new one.
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>>125517953
So after the soccer practise this morning we did The Battle for Claw Island. My son, who to be honest is rather skillful as a Ranger (for a 10 year old), cut his way through the Risen with his beloved Polar Bear and Jaguar by his side. He brought down the risen ship. He lighted the beacon. He killed more Risen. There was only a couple of times I had to point him in the right direction or translate some of the dialogue.

It took awhile, a long while but eventually it came, the inevitably ending.

When Tybalt talked the the main character for the last time I translated it to Swedish for him. I could see that he wasn't focused entirely on what I said, he was still into all the events and fighting that had been going on. It is the first real lengthy step in the personal story, the other ones up to this point have been mostly short and easy where he rarely needed any help from me. But he was affected by it, no doubt.

So when Tybalt walked into the courtyard and closed the gate behind him and said, "I've done a lot of things wrong in my life. But this one thing, I'm gonna do right. I won't let you have them!", my son asked:

"Where is he going?"

My eyes teared up.

So I told him. I told him about the sacrifice Tybalt made to save my sons characters and everybody else. And I told him why. I told him the tale of Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw.

And my sons eyes got watery...

He hugged me and he cried. Not a lot, but he cried. He cried the "right amount", the "right amount" being "I've lost a fictional character, not a real life friend"-amount. For the past years, ever since me and his mother got divorced, he's had trouble showing emotions when he is sad. He laughs, he laughs a lot. But when he is sad, he tries to hide it, tries to just "take it", to suck it up. Even though he is getting better at it, I was proud and happy that he actually cried this time and made no attempt to hide it. So... thank you ArenaNet?
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>>125518125
I decided it was enough GW2 for today, we logged off and had some milk and cookies and talked about things, daily ordinary things but also important things. Life.
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>>125516759
>he thinks it's for the stats
>and not the cool effect it applies
anon pls
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>>125518125
>>125517953
He's gonna get some mad feels @ the end of HoT
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>>125518395
PS: My son knows what tool Treharne is, he's been watching me doing my personal story, listening to me complain about Woody and his annoying one-liners and tedious speeches. So when I told him that from now one he would be the one accompanying his character, that basicly Tybalt had been replaced by Woody, he looked at me and said, "seriously?" I could almost touch his utter disappointment.

For the past days my son has been leveling his Ranger doing only the personal story. I don't know if he will do that the next time he'll log on, I didn't ask. He might even play some of his other characters a bit more (he has a lvl 12 Elementalist and a level 11 Warrior). All I know is that the death of Tybalt effected him - just as much as the knowledge of Treharne joining annoyed him. So the lesson my son learned (or will learn) is this: The Personal Story up until The battle for Claw Island is mostly a very good and fun experience. After that, its mostly tedious and mind-numbing slaughter of Risen while listening to Treharne saying, "This wont end well". Or lying downed, waiting for the main character to finish the job and ress him.
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I got a key for GW2: Heroic Edition. I have no interest in playing this game. First come, first serve.

988876-VSH7W-BKBD-VWH-RFBXLW6
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>>125518590
jesus christ it actaully worked
too bad i was f2p and TP is still locked until i buy HOT
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>>125519450
it shouldn't be locked still, heroic should of got rid of the paywalls that f2p had.

Leaving just the HoT walls up.
>>
Oothier stop being depressed. I missed your avatarfagging friend.
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>>125514878
The tall tale went that because eskimos cram together at night unclothed for warmth, visitors were allowed to have a go at the host's wife.
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>>125519450
happy holidays :)

got it from a humble bundle, also got a wildstar starter pack i might use myself, idk yet. kinda burned out on mmos thanks to wow :/
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>tfw no avatarfag friend to be pen pals with and pretend-suck my cock
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>>125517953
>>125518125
Reminder to post your (extremely old) sources:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/1bqcn6/my_son_and_tybalt_slight_spoiler/
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kittdai bouncing up and down on my dick right now as i type this
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>>125519589
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>>125520431
typical hopefag shitpost
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Anyone know a good core Necromancer build for WvW small scale/roaming? All builds i found on gw2skills, the forum and metabattle are either outdated or just look really bad.
Should i go for tanky condi necro?
Rabid? Dire? Celestial? Viper trinkets?
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>>125520498
So wait four days, big deal.
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>>125520498
ANet has implemented a revolutionary feature, once a F2P player finally buys the game they're forced to arbitrarily wait for half the features they just paid for to become available to them.
When will other games have this ground-breaking technology? Get with the program, everyone.
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>>125520890
Not their fault people are shitty with charge-backs.
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Emo, pixie, or bangs???
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>there are people in this thread that didn't save Pol

You monsters
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>>125521438
neither, your toon looks like shit, why bother changing the hair
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>>125520498
Oy vey! Don't wanna wait four days? Maybe your old friend Colin Jewhanson can help you with HoT™ for only 49.99$hekels
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>>125521438
I think the, it's not a phase mom hairstyle is most suitable.
The bangs hair is weeb and looks like a wig
Please don't have it be orange either.
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>>125521438
Invest in a TMK, you have a lot of work to do regardless.
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>>125521438
Middle is very cute
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>>125521665
Ya, that's what she's using currently, so I probably won't change it. thanks
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>>125521526
You'd still have to wait. It's so people don't just cancel the payment.
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>>125521438

left looks like my gf tbqh
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>>125503834
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>>125522703
n-now show the /front/
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>>125424047
fuck you edarkness is awesome
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>have bl ticket
>see new gs
>get hype
>realize I never use gs
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>>125523826
Yo we posting pokemon now? one second.
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tfw you will never be as tall and strong as r@ senpai
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Who is the rat queen?
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>>125523024
>>125524457
she got me before I could
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>>125523826
I could never tease it while feeding her.
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>>125524751
Me.
I am the rat queen.
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>>125522703
>>125524457
>>125524890
Nice hair color you have there, friendo.
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>Doing my 20 Rat quests
>Can't wait for smarts and banter
>Picked the Infinity Ball questline
>Expect a bretty good questline like all the others
>...
>Following the stupidest fucker alive's advice for no reason
>Easily swayed by him at a moment's notice
>Figure he's double-crossing me
>He isn't he's just a fucking moron
>Never have a chance to stop this trainwreck as a character making a choice
>Only choice is who do you want to fuck up while you fuck up?
>HELLO VALERIE... AND GOODBYE.jpg
>Idiot boy never even learns his lesson at the end

this story was bad tbqh I expected better
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>>125525889
Did someone punch you in the lower lip? It looks swollen.
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>>125526045
Yeah it looked weird in that shot, but it was the only one my character seemed to have a glimmer this guy was a fuckboi
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FUCK UNCATEGORiZED FRACTAL AND THE GUY WHO DESIGNED IT.
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WHAT IS A GOOD CLASS FOR A MALE ASURA?
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>>125526759
?
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>>125526873
If afro, Engineer
otherwise, femsura
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Holy Cuck.
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>>125526759
Keggin the cuck
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>>125523826
Fugg espurr so qt. I hope you anons play Pokémon too! Also yes that new great sword is glorious. Perfect design.
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>>125526759
Mesmer Fuckboi.
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y/y?

Usually I hate ridiculous hair styles but something about it seems to connect with revenant.
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>>125528830
wat if bullsura?
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Is this /fa/?
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>>125529519
Hi.

>>125529669
>>125528847
hmm.....
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>>125530079
You look pretty cool. I already have a Warrior though and a Rev. Neither are Asura though.
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#topfrog
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>>125530252
thanks anon!

>>125530339
well done froganon!
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typical DORF member
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>>125530560

what happened to no furfags?
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>>125530560
pls don't bully she's just a random pretty charr
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>>125531127
>>125531105
hopefags mad because there's a female in DORF while they have catfish/fake females and furfags in their shit guild.
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>>125531289

No shortage of "cutesy" fake girls in hope that's for sure.
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>>125531289
she said she IS a charr, as far as I know we are all humans playing a video game??? hello?? she sounds delusional just like the rest of the HOPE role play furfags
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>>125530560
>>125531289
>lol im such a random kind of gamer girl xDDD

they can keep it
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>>125531526
Are you saying I'm not my FemHumanDegenerate....
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Fucking hell, so is the guild armor impossible to craft unless you belong to a megaguild?
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>>125531776
You won't ever any more female than Rosieline, so yes.
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what is rep and why does it suspiciously sound like guilds making me work to stay in them
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>>125532020
Rosieline is a tranny.
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>>125532718
You can be in 5 guilds at once. "Repping" means you just use their guild tag
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>>125532718
>>125533314
this

Guilds don't get xp if you don't rep them, which is why some require you to rep them all the time
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>tfw nobody can beat your jumping puzzle
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>tfw human female
>tfw no tops that go well with ley line pants, nightfury, incinerator/bolt/quip/dreamer
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>>125533538
Ur puzzle gave me asd
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>>125534528
>fhd
>equipping a top
just go topless
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>shiggles tells me that I'm his only friend
>tells me he'll log on around this time
>it's been 2 hours
>tfw diggly still hasn't logged on
And I really believed him
>>
>one holiday jumping puzzle
>1g10s
>Arah P4
>1g

Okay, Anet.
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>>125534582
I would if stats weren't so great on the chest piece and that 6th rune bonus man...

>tfw only wonky ass coats
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>>125534528
Cabalist coat, Acolyte coat, Aurora Garb, Phoenix Vest, Whisper's Secret Robes
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>>125526759

Elementalist (voiceovers), Engineer, Warrior (gs and sword animations, cultural heavy armor), Thief (dodge and sword animations), Necro is okay too.
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>>125536061
Medium armor m8
Thanks though
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>new to game
>only pure white dye is 70 gold

one day I'll decorate my rat as she deserves
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>>125537317
Try Krytan.
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>>125537618
Idk I think it's too... small
It doesn't fit
>>
I miss him...
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I want to make a burnserker or a herald. Should it be femvari or barb?
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>>125538419
Barb.
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>>125538310
who?
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>>125537765
thats wut u get 4 being a medium armor nerd
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>>125538669
You know exactly whom.
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>>125538859
No I don't...
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>>125538310
He doesn't miss you.
>>
literally who
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>>125539405
(YOU)
>>
*giggles on skype*
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just whisper me, anon.............................
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>>125540181
only if you promise not to pat my qtfemsura head
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>>125521438
The middle one.
I actually think it looks really nice. Sliders?
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Who says Asura can't enjoy Wintersday!
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>>125540450
Namedrop this green-haired slut please.
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>>125540581
I'm sorry but I'm very busy right now. Ask again later.
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>>125540241
alright, is your hair wet or something?

>>125540450
qties!
>>
I made over 100 gold today by just running the jumping puzzle over and over again. Idiots paying out the ass for drinks for some stupid achievement.
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>>125538310
I miss her so much, I reskinned my ascended armor to be less lewd, my quest for pureness continues
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>>125541268
k ;]
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>>125540650
hello i'd like to purchase one of your FHDs. what can you tell me about the XL model on the left?
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>>125541331
What dyes do you use?
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>>125541629
I could rent you one of those, or you could upgrade to one of our Asura models!
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>>125541649
shadow abyss
black
cinders
charred
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>>125541984
how much for the one on the far left?
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>>125542179
I'm sorry, but that one has been found to be problematic. Are you sure you don't want one of the others?

They come in all shapes and sizes
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>>125542079
just like ur heart
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>>125542320
no, that's definitely the one i want
she's the cutest one still on the market
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>>125542376
Ok, I'll notify you when she's been broken
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>>125542331
:/
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"balance"
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>>125542573
Funsports
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>>125542573
Scrapper's the most fun and the worst out for four. Coincidence?
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>>125542897
Scrapper is literally HoT Hambow; of course it's not going to be any good where it counts.
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>>125542320
i'll take that radical looking rat on the right. we're gonna watch terrible 80s movies and wear denim jackets
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>>125542472
This asura's sense of dress is nice.
>>
It's the middle of the night.
Post cute femsuras so EU can bitch about it.
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>>125544065
I've been saving these for days. Enjoy.
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>>125544065
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>>125544065
>>
>>125544065
oh boy more of the same boring rats in the same boring places that we have seen all week
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>>125544668
You literally did what he asked for, mate.
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>>125544668
>the same rats
Don't worry, I still have plenty you haven't seen.
>>
What's the cheapest and easiest way to get 10,000 wintersday booze?
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>>125544815
multiple JP runs
>>
so is there still no consistent mastery XP farm for HoT?
>>
>>125545350
Correct, just meta event farms.
>>
>>125541331
Good luck with that. You essentially whored yourself and then got attached to someone and now you've gone in complete reverse. lel
>>
>>125545559
I didn't think one person could feel so fulfilling
>>
>>125545632
And then you will get bored and lonely. The cycle will continue.
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>>125545632
This is so cringeworthy Dros, you really are like a 16y/o going through their emo phase
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>>125545921
sh-shut up mom
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should i do it senpai
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>>125546420
stupid frogposter
>>
What's the best of the Cloth classes?

Also why is Scrapper so fun but only good for one specific thing in the entire game? Why does Anet hate fun so much?
>>
>>125546815
Most all around useful for all gamemodes is Elementalist/Tempest
>>
>>125546918
Do summonable weapons still have limited uses or did they make them kits already?
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>>125546420
cute...
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>>125546420
That face lol. Fix it.
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If I find a femsura do I get to keep her?
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>>125548986
This shit aint polymok
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>>125548824
no
you must be chosen by their will
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>>125548824
They have to consent first. Lure them in with promises of ear-rubbing.
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>>125548824
you have to get past my friend here first
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>>125542331
ROASTED!
>>
>>125549679
not if i make her my wife
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>>125550003
I'm acting as an independent memester
>>
>>125550003
No! Maybe she is just inspired by that sylvari that likes to shrug on tumblr!
>>
>>125550003
I'm not even part of HOPE.
>>
I haven't played since a bit after release. Well, not for more than like 10 minutes before getting bored again anyway.

Is Engineer Mortar viable at all? I used a Flamethrower up close for most solo stuff but in a group whenever I could I used a Mortar to shell enemies and all that jazz but I remember at release half the talents for Mortar didn't even work.
>>
I've not been on GW2 long enough to experience Wintersday, but now I have, and I have to say this actually feels really nice and comfy. Easy karma, fun events, a ridiculous PvP mode that nobody takes seriously, a relatively challenging JP, a cool game mode...Do they always put this much detail in holiday events? Mad King Day was great but it felt a bit lacking.
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>>125550440
Yeah, and it's a part of the meta Engineer build now, as well. They made it into a carry-able mortar.

>>125550525
They're recycling them every year at this point to save dev time and they're pretty neat, for the most part. Halloween was a bit lacking, I agree.
>>
>>125550525
I was excited for Wintersday until I realized it was the exact same shit as last year with nothing "really" new except ridiculous gold sinks and shit achievements. Thanks Anet.
>>
>>125550660
Mite b cool then, though having it placed was kinda neat.
>>
>>125550525
It's one of the better festivals, which is a shame since it doesn't really change and is only worth it for the boost in income.
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>>125503834
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>>125551145
It's mostly the coat hanging back, rather than the actual ass, though.
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>>125550660
>you can carry the mortar
Oh shit nigga what
>>
>>125548824
I wanna bad touch this femsura
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>>125551223
chemists are for good touching only
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Posting best rifle.
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>>125550149
you are a qt
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>>125551220
>>125550752
It's basically a rifle that lobs grenades that place AOE's, though.
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>>125551206
crush my dreams
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>>125551285
No they are for lewd touching.
>>
>>125551414
>Mortar is now just a handheld blunderbuss
Dropped/10.

Can Rangers tame something actually interesting like Skelks yet?
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>>125551414
Thats even better.
>>
>>125551513
no they are not!
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>>125551483
Between my thighs?

>>125551514
They have Smokescales, which are skelks on 'roids without the stealth.

Also tiger, Bristleback, two (smaller) wyverns and another thing I can't seem to remember.
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>>125551561
They are lewd little sluts that need to be rubbed between the thighs.
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>>125552212
How awful. There's more to Wintersday than non-con "patting" between the parka.
>>
tfw I load into DR I'm rarely in the same shard as the one with the comfysuras...

>>125552212
no.
>>
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>>125552292
That's right! They are for teasing until they stand still so you can take their picture.
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>>125552292
I want non-con "patting" between my parka though.
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>>125552512
>>125552292
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>>125552292
I will find you, lime-hair and take a picture while standing behind you.
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>>125552512
It's not non-con if you want it, you ninny.
But hey, don't let your subpar understanding of prefixes stop you from getting what you want, right?
>>
>>125552635
What is a rape fantasy? Heard of it? No?
Are you even over the age required to play this game?
>>
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>>125552635
qties! I hope you're both having a lovely comfy festive time
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>you will never feel cotton candy salads hands pressing against your chest as she grinds against you, moaning softly and gasping ever so slightly as she looks into your eyes lovingly
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>tfw comfyanon's pats are enabling degenerates to live out their rape fantasies

wtf...
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>>125553032
Why would you even want that, though.
>>
>>125553032
Go on. She is my favorite salad desu.
>>
New thread, fellows
>>125553813
>>125553813
>>125553813
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