/utg/ - Undertale General

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nth for science friends

Does spider have puss puss?

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MAD DUMMY POSTERS, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU GODDAMN CRETINS

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ayyyy just got unbanned

time to gotepost

Nth for /utg/ denial lifestyle supported by happy Asriel pictures.

So what do you guys think of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqgZNGq2nqs The grammar detracts from it a fair bit but i think that it's overall fairly decent.

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Post best monster.

nth for It's still lewd skeleton hour.

>>125012448
>What's so cool about this guy?!
>HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A GIANT SWORD
>OR A ROBOT
>HOW THE HECK IS HE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT ANYBODY
>NGAAAAHHH, HIS ATTACKS DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
>Wait...
>...
>HOLY FUCK
>ALPHYS YOU GOT TO COME SEE THIS
>TELL ME HOW IT WORKS

>>125012582
denial? of what?

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>>125012554
What did you say you little dummy!?

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Reminder that you can reject the dogreality and substitute your own.

glad dummy

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Fuck ghosts.

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reminder to bully the gote

god i lvoe asgore i jsut want to haveh im hold me and pretend htat my shitty life doesnt exist.
maybe give my boobs a lil squeeze

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>>125012656
I'm trying

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>>125012661
Which one? Toriel or Asgore?

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>>125012661
n-no

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Reminder that Frisk will allow creampies in any hole.

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>>125012691
>female
NO, ASGORE IS FOR HORNY MALES ONLY

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Best mad dummy voice?

Best mad dummy voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReBeysoUC8A

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>>125012691
go to drunk anon, you're bed

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>>125012615
It was honestly pretty good luck they only got trash anime.

I honestly can't bring myself to give a single fuck about Chara or Asriel.

But I really like Flowey. What's up with that?

>it's 6 AM
>I have to be up at eleven

Should I try to go to sleep and get my three-ish hours rest or just make more shitty instant coffee to get through the morning?

Help me goat general.

>>125012708
>implying there's anything to see down there

>>125012782
4 hours of sleep is a lot.

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>>125012731
frisk is a dirty slut tbqh

>>125012758
Oh god that's golden.

Got an idea for a story. Be back in a bit, I usually don't write lengthy things.

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don't worship the goatboy, worship the goatmom

and wipe away the debt

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>>125012728
oh my, yyyyeeeessss

>>125012782
go to sleep ASAP, if you stay up all night you can feel your brain stop working correctly

I pulled an all nighter the other day and I could feel myself getting slower

>>125012768
But Flowey is Asriel

Flowey also just get many many times as much screen time as the others, so you have a lot more time to get attached to him. Also he has some of the best dialogue and expressions in the game.

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>>125012691
I think you've had enough pal. Time to sleep.

>>125012782
You should really get what sleep you can, and get more in future.
Taking care of yourself is more important than shitposting on /utg/.

>>125012806
It is if you're already somewhat rested but I've already been up and if I go to sleep I'm afraid I won't wake up in time.

Wish there were more robot/ghostposters. I feel so alone.

>>125012782
I'll make you a deal anon, I'll sleep if you do

and by that I mean, goodnight /utg/

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I need more fish in order to live.

Help, /utg/, pretty please.

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>>125012839
It begins

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>>125012935
mad dummy and the ghosts are my favorite but I just don't post content in these threads in general
i have reasons

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>>125012804
>implying there isn't

Where do you think ectoplasm comes from?

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>>125012935
Late night /utg/ is 95% gote and skeleposters, during the day and evening you'll have more company

drawfags in the thread take note: I want art of an undertale monster rave, make it happen

>>125012735
That's a really good voice, the others were pretty mediocore but whoever voiced that mad dummy got it right.

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Papyrus is the cutest!

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>>125012862
drunk sans is my fetish

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>>125012961
Always have time for fish.

>>125013029
This is true.

Even among the goatposting, skeleposting, dad/momposting... there will always be time for fish.

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>>125012987
>I just don't post content in these threads in general

why

>>125012993
stahp

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>>125012935
I'm always lurking anon

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>>125013029
Thanks, fellow fishposter. Have a nice fish, too!

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>>125013029
>>125012961
Fish is love. Fish is life (goals).

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>>125013008
Seconded

>>125012862
>>125013025
Drunk Sans is really fucking cute. I'm not sure why.

I think it has something to do with how he looks in button-down shirts, though.

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Do gingers have SOULs?

>>125012835
Not as dirty as Chara and her predilection for topping from the bottom.

hey /utg/

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>>125012735
Holy shit, this amazing.

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>>125013176
GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS

YOU DON'T KNOW ME

YOU'RE NOT GOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM

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>>125012961
>>125013029
>>125013083
>>125013115
>>125013132

I hereby thee proud'n'loud fishposters, anons

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>>125013025
>tfw you'll never take advantage of a heavily inebriated Sans who is reluctant but too drunk and horny to resist

>>125012874
Set an alarm.

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>>125013216

howdy anon
I brought you flowers

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>>125013008
I want to hug the tall skel

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>>125013216
hi namefag

>>125013264
skelerape is wrong

>>125012874
set a very loud alarm and put it across the room from your bed like I do

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>>125012751
Can you tell me this too, so I can peacefully go to sleep?

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>>125013320
I want to marry the tall skel

>>125013004

It's all the same guy, he's so-so at most of the voices but holy shit does he do an amazing mad dummy

http://paper-mario-wiki.tumblr.com/post/130979659121/requested-by-a-few-people-warning-contains-a

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>>125012935
I'm always here, but I like to switch things up and show appreciation for the other characters. Posting about the same ones constantly loses some of the charm.

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>>125012735
Perfect

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>>125013354
go to drunk bed, you're anon

>>125013405
I literally cannot stop goteposting

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>>125013259
I don't actually have much fish, to be honest.

I got some Dog though.

All like Dog.

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Some people say that Undyne's a chubby chaser for going after Alphys, but I don't think that's quite right.
It's just that because to Undyne, Alphys would be cute and pretty no matter what she looked like, just because it's Alphys.

I wish I was as cool as Undyne.

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>>125012961
needs more fish flirting

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>>125013008
The cutest!

>>125013264
>implying I want him to be into it

i save many images of many characters, but always my heart returns to the smol gote

>>125013336
You get to choose to fuck Frisk who's submissive and timid but will want to cuddle for hours after.
Or Chara who's dominant and into kinky stuff and won't leave you with time in the night for any "after".
Who do you pick?

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NOW LET'S GET MAD, IN A PROPER NES STYLE.

https://youtu.be/qZUG8_J8C7s

I FUCKING HATE SHITTY "8-BIT" REMIXES BUT THIS IS SOME PRETTY FUCKING GENUINE QUALITY SHIT.

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>>125013264
Keep the dream alive.

>>125013386
holy shit I can't breathe

>>125013518
Frisk.

Tender fucking is my fetish tbqh

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>>125013462
Doesn't she specifically say that she likes Alphys because she is smart and doesn't ever give up or something?

>>125013518
Frisk, didn't even have to think

>>125013386

Oh he's the guy that does the Sans voice where he tries to sound like Cr1tikal.

Also after all this time you'd think the navy seal thing would stop being funny but it still makes me laugh.

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>>125013462

I'm have a lot in common with Undyne, maybe that's why I feel most integrated (?) with her. Except I feel no desire for men.

>>125013484
Agreed.

>>125013386

now i cant see mad dummy as anything but a mad, mad, fat new jersey man

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>>125013443
Well, have fun with that then.

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>>125013586
>>125013593
>not putting your dick in crazy
Wise, but boring.
I'm surprised nobody gave me "both" as an answer.

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>>125013462
>chubby chaser
this term annoys the fuck out of me.
Any of these terms with ___ chaser are all just unneeded and stupid.
bleh.

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>>125013386
I like his Papyrus more than the other crashboom guy actually. More lighthearted while the latter makes him come off as a little whiny.

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>>125013443
Good drunk, anon. I'm pretty love and night you, anon.

>>125013336
What about the other kinds of rape?

>>125013679
What about "alcohol and chaser"?

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>>125013518
That's funny because I like to think Frisk is the kinky one and Chara is the naive one when it comes to lewd stuff

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>>125013696
>tfw Flowey is asking Papyrus to whore himself out to the rest of the cast

>>125013443
Imagine Chara trying to toughen Asriel up by forcing him to fight, and then passing off their injuries as the result of hard roughhousing.

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when can we dogpost

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All hours are dogposting hours.

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>>125013593
She likes Alphys because she's PASSIONATE! She's ANALYTICAL! It doesn't matter what it is, she CARES ABOUT IT!! 100-PERCENT!! AT MAXIMUM POWER!!

>>125013834
Any time, but we're kinda racing through the images, here.

>>125013815
>Asriel pins Chara to the ground, their shirts nearly torn off.

>>125013834
How many puppies do these two end up having together?
Two?
Six?
Eighteen?

>>125012862
more like my hyrods are kicking in lmao but im bed now i swear

>>125012732
get used to it that girls like asgore :^)

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>>125013898
SPEED AND PO... wait

ONLY POWER, MAXIMUM POWER

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>>125013749
Alcohol is bad and you should feel bad.

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>It's the borderline time of the night where cozy posting gets considered "shitposting,"

I want early morning US posters to leave.

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>>125013671
Not into being dominated, I wanna dominate

>>125013739
dreams anon, sweet.

>>125013743
In order from most to least acceptable:

chararape > edgegoterape > mettatonrape > fishrape > friskrape > alphysrape > skelerape > torielrape > asgorerape >burgerpants rape

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>>125013503
In that case let me revise

>tfw you'll never take advantage of a heavily inebriated Sans, taking him to your home and he slowly realizes what you're doing as you're taking off his clothes
>he weakly struggles underneath you, slurring out drunken "stop"s and "no"s but he can't fight back or use his powers while being so intoxicated, being held in place by you straddling him
>he whimpers and whines as he gets touched and violated against his will, his body reacting and twitching despite his best efforts to keep himself composed, barely able to even stay conscious
>he won't even remember this whole thing because he's so shit-faced, and you take immense joy in this fact as you tease and savor his body to your hearts content

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>>125013834
I don't see any dogs here.

A lot of times I listen to those videos and recordings where a nice lady pretends to be your mom and says nice things to you. They make me feel good but I also usually start crying when I listen to them.

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*What do you tell Papyrus about his Spaghetti?

>>125013671
>chubby chara
im going to jail

>>125013963
101

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>>125013897
Dog.

>>125014053
Left it.
I mean, sure, I like him, but it's important to be truthful with your friends to help them improve, and expect them to do the same with you.

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>>125013994
what about late night insomniac US posters?

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>>125013671
New chubchara when?

>>125013152
Thinking about what /utg/ has mentioned wanting to do to drunk Sans worries me considerably.

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>>125014030
he will remember when his pelvis feels sore

>>125014053
its overdone and the marinara is too salty

>>125014208
>tfw fap under the covers all the time

A-Am I a bad boy, /utg/?

Time for this again
Remember the last song you listened to / the song you are listening to right now, it cant be from undertale.
you have to replace a boss fight theme with the song you got.
What's your choice?

>>125014142
This, when.

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>>125014030
....Holy shit anon you better write a fic of this
Also I kind of want him to remember so he knows he was violated
But fuck I need a fic of this now

>>125014248
Yeah.

You gotta fap above the covers, of course.

>>125014249

>Paint it black

Sans fight.

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>>125014053
I tell people the harsh truth because I care for them.

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>>125013264
>>125013559
>>125014030

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>>125014030
>wanting to violate the skeleton against his will

NO

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VROOOOOOOOO

>>125014339
>>125014339
You listen here you little shit.

Run! Run far away and never, ever return. There is nothing for you here but rapes and creepiness.

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What the fuck did I just wake up to.

Also, give me your non-nsfw art requests.

>>125014208

it says paws not hands

nothing is wrong.

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>>125014336
Why'd you post a lying pic then?

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Who else is voting for Undertale just to piss people off?

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>>125014248
I feel dirty when I fap under the covers, I can't get back in the bed until I wash the sheets

>>125014396
>frisk's face

>>125013898
But mostly because she's an anime junkie and Alphys is her dealer.

>>125012862
>Blame Sans' feelings of déjà vu and missing time on his drinking habit.

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>>125014402
Fair point.

I have to leave for school in less than 10 minutes but my peepee is really hard and I can't stop touching it. What should I do, /utg/?

>>125012361
Jap language
Are you /v/?
Are you white traitor?

>>125014418
No, I don't want people to hate us more than they already do.

>>125014339
Yeah? Maybe you should stop being so sexy, Sans.

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>>125014392
At least it's not threats of Papyrus rape. Look what you guys do, you make Papyrus cry.

>>125012589

Too short, but i liked it anyway.

Definatelty preferable over edgy paps in other geno au's.

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>>125014418
Almost every single vote has been Undertale vs Nostalgia, I've just been voting for Undertale because those older games have already received plenty of recognition and praise

>>125014528
don't knock the moonrunes bruh

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>>125014306
Don't ask me to write a fic, I'll just end up stopping in the middle and completely forgetting about it because I'm a piece of shit.

I should really finish that other one I was writing because there were people who seemed to be looking forward to it...

>>125014396
>it says paws not hands
Someone's gonna have to help a bro out.

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>>125014469
If that was true, she would have ditched Alphys once they reached the surface and could watch anime online.

What outfit should I draw all three of mettatons forms in?

>>125014596
Super Mario 64 isn't even that great of a game. It's a classic, but all the other 3D Marios are better than it by now. It's the same as RBY. If someone said their favorite Final Fantasy was the first one for NES I'd point and laugh at them.

>>125014653
Hooker.

>>125014689
Everyone knows the best Final Fantasies are on the SNES.

>>125014646

TEM

>>125014653

A nazi uniform

Make him propaganda minister or something

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doggo!

>>125014549
We're going to get spammed whether we win or lose, might as well get as much salt as we can with a win.

>>125014653
Schoolgirl uniforms, uguu~

>>125014582
Stop that, you fool. You'll rile them up, and then we'll be sandwiched between creepy posts about wanting to coerce Papyrus into sex or comics of him being molested by Flowey.

>>125014617
What other one were you writing? It's probably something I wanted too.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/72975525
holy shit

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>>125014689
Yeah Super Mario Galaxy and Sunshine are way better and Gold/Silver/Crystal/Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald are my favorites.

>>125014646
perfect crossover

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hOi! i'm tEM!

>>125014689
I like the one on the NES because I enjoy making your own party.

But likewise, I prefer the GBA remake of it, since the NES one was... garbage in a lot of ways.

Cribbing vancian 1-9 level magic from D&D was a mistake. It's still shit in 2015 if you were wondering.

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Wanna roll mates?

>>125014418
I will vote for it because Mario 64 is pretty old now and it's not like new games can't meet their standard.
I think most people who vote for these old games haven't played the new ones or are blinded by nostalgia.
Not to say old games aren't good, but maybe it's time to move past them.

I will vote for Undertale because I genuinely think it's a good game and deserving of the title.

>>125014850
I want cute tem to call me cute too!

>>125014853
Did the remake switch it to traditional MP?

>>125014785
It was the one with professor Sans

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I'm sorry these replies are so late, wasn't online for a while
Hope you guys are still around to see

>>124992943
I don't. "i know you" was kinda my first exploit into real detailed fanfic in a long time, and I don't write a lot on my own time except poetry/Uni essays and shit like dat
For now, notimpressedwiththat, my pastebin, will be where I upload, expect more soon
Thank you so much for your encouragement

>>124993520
I'm so glad ya like it homie
Feel free to ask questions, I'd like to answer
The upload dates are weird because I began writing them at the dates shown but kept them unlisted until I finished & made 'em public

>>125014862
Ive still got two of these two do, but rolling for a third

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>>125014850

tEM Is....NOt for lEwd!!!

>>125014917
It most certainly did.

Also, the remake didn't have obnoxious shit like a weapons critical rate accidentally being its item ID.

Would Woshua wosh Undyne's filthy teeth?

>>125014582
I only want to love him tenderly.

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>>125014825
Lol I love how gamefaqs people act like they are even a relevant community

>>125014850
>temmie ass

I'm ok with this

>>125014862
Alright

>>125014862
Alright, let's see what I get. Should be a good warmup if I get something decent.

>>125014853
The switch to MP made the GBA version way too easy. Really disappointing because the bonus content and upgraded everything else was all improvements.

>>125014862
rubbadubdubthanksforthegrub

>>125014982
Final Fantasy definitely had some impressive bugs and coding errors.

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>>125014850

hOI! ur temminated bby

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>>125014763
Now who would ever save something like that?

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>>125014970
Someone disagrees.

http://ask-lewd-tem.tumblr.com/

>>125015027
It was made easier in a lot of ways, not just the swap to MP.

But you're not really there for difficulty, truth be told.

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Will I be fucking undyne if I buy a catfish and perform the insertion with mouth to penis action

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What did Temmie study at colege?

>>125015080
being a slut.

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>>125014921
YOU FUCKER, I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THAT FOR WEEKS please finish it, I still really, really want to read that

>>125015080

tem hAs degree in.....TEM HISTORY!!!!!

>>125014862
Let's try this again.

>>125015079
Nope, sorry.

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hot butts

>>125015074
>But you're not really there for difficulty, truth be told.
That's kind of true. But then, if I want customization, I can always go play FF5 or any of the tactics games. Even FF3, though that's basically just an inferior 5.

How big are your Undertale folders?

More importantly, how much of it is porn?

Asking because my Undertale folder is empty

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>>125014418
Napal has good taste.

>>125015074
Poor girl didn't have enough money for cool leg.

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>>125015158

I have around 350-400 pics total, and no porn

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>>125015103
So she went to a California University? That must be why she needed so much money, for the living expenses

Reminder to boop the snoot

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Well, since some anon just oh so angry disagreed with flirt/soc/posting, I'll go ahead and hit the hay.
Goodnight, /utg/.

>>125015158
~5100 files at the moment

Probably somewhere around 1%-5% lewd

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>>125015134

DAS IST VERBOTEN

>>125015158
Mine is very small because I am trying to collect mostly Papy pictures and I only want quality fanart.
pls post more rare Papy art

>>125015158
95 images.
none, but I have like 5 pictures that somehow got into my pokemon porn folder

>>125015134
or slime?

>>125015134
Yeeeeesss... More Fuku is always a good day.

>>125015136
What I like about 1 is that you can just have 'a black mage' as your party leader. The basic classes have always held more charm to me than whatever characters squeenix farts out.

>>125015202
Sleep well lil skell.

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>>125015106
S-sorry, anon

I'll try to finish it sometime in the next few days, probably. Hopefully. Should be able to now that I'm free from classes at least.

>>125014395
Highstakes Thundersnail Races.
5 characters betting their most important things.

>>125015131
Im gonna do it anyway

>>125015158
I have 3000 and they are all Mettaton or Blooky.

>>125015198
as a californian, yes.

>>125015240
Can't have da booby
Can't have da butt
What's NOT foreboden????

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METTATEM

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>>125015318
Snails.

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>>125015318
hugs can't be foreboden
c-can they?

how do you even fuck a skeleton

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>>125014970

HOI

>>125015339
Well she DID want that money to get cool leg...

>>125015246
you go to box threads?

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>>125015202
late night /utg/ is exactly where to go to soc post, I don't get how anyone could think it could be any different

>>125015395
Touch derr ribs

>>125015158
Currently 167. All shit from tumblr, reddit or here. Only stuff I find funny, cute, or nice art. No NSFW. Never repost any of it here unless I deem it relevant to a post.

>>125015395
You bone.

>>125015410
I did before /trash/ was created

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>>125013802
>mfw i want this

Any writefags want to do an art trade? I do art, you do fic.
Winwin.

>>125015280
As long as it actually gets finished, man. I just want that fic really badly.

And then afterwards you can do the drunk Sans fic!

What's the price for answering correctly?

Money [A] [B] Mercy
New car [C] [D] More questions

Finished a story.

Pastebin is the preferred format for these threads, yes?

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>your friends find an archive of all your 4chan posts

what happens?

Did you guys imagine any voice actors for the characters while playing the game?

The only one I did were skeletor for papyrus and Tim Curry's rocky horror voice for Mettaton.

>>125015589
I'd do it if I wasn't a lazy ass and wasn't so busy. I have a fic in mind.

>>125015658
He'll find out I'm a dirty goatfucker

i wish i was shorter, i hate having to squat to talk to peoples faces

So here's a thing for you, /utg.

Pick a character.

What song do they sing on Karaoke night? Duets are allowed.

>>125015658
>finding all my bestiality related posts
oh fuck oh fuck

>>125015658
laughter

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>>125015658

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time to add another entry to the list of dumb and absurdly specific fetishes this game has given me

>>125015660
Skeletor for Papyrus just suits him so well, I just can't imagine any other voice for him.

>>125015648
Pastebin is what most everyone uses. I usually stick my stuff on AO3 as well.

>>125015717
Frisk

The Phantom of the Opera with Asriel

Imagine if everyone here got fused into an Amalgamate

>You try to reason with it.
>It eats its dogs shit while screaming not to sexualize the skeletons, and attempts to rape itself while making puns and greentexts about its predicament.

>>125015660
Def Skeletor for Papyrus.
Napstablook was Strong Sad.
The rest of the characters were just kinda like voices I made up in my head. For some reason I never really like considered what Sans would sound like, his little "heheheheh" noises were his voice for me.

>>125015798
>Napstablook was Strong Sad.
holy shit I'm not the only one

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>>125015625
pls make drunk sans fic dub-con at least

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>>125015658
They find all of my loli posting, whether it be in here for Chara or others on the other boards, fuck.

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>>125015658
I don't really want them to find out I'm a skelefag.

Asriel sweaty cock worship even though goats don't sweat

>>125015713
You don't want to be short, trust me

>>125015773
It's Lemon Bread all over again.

WELCOME TO MY PERSONAL HELL

>>125015717
>Mettaton

Hopefully something from his album about Burgerpants sucking at his job.

>>125015773
We kind of are an Amalgamate already.

>>125015660
Personally I've partially sure that Sans' voice is that of Cr1TiKaL

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>>125015742

YOOOOO

So that's what -this- comic was referencing!

>>125015658
>friends find me talking about how I sucked dick
I guess it's out now. At least they'll see I don't lewd the undertales.

post futa undyne

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>>125015658
What friends?

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>>125015742
As soon as I saw that Alphys was leading I knew there would be gill fingering

>>125015741
please tell me that this is actually from the genocide run and not just an edit

>>125015856
a man can dream

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>>125015658
NO

I lose friends.

>>125015658
They figure out I'm a lying shitposter who mellowed out a bit over time, but still shits up the place a bit.

I'm not as concerned as some would be.

>>125015798
>>125015831
I didn't think of this until now but it's perfect.

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>>125015763
>>125015648
BEHOLD MY FIRST UNDERTALE FIC

http://pastebin.com/Kz7LLRnr

Starting with something a bit removed from the time period of the actual game until I feel I can nail the way the characters speak a bit better.

Feedback is appreciated.

>>125015742
She found the G spot. It took me weeks with my first fish woman

>>125015134
assoline

>>125015897
And that's just a comic version of a fic.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5313257

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>>125015921
Us of course!

>>125015660
Sans as Critical.
Papyrus as Skeletor.
Remarkably, the rest had voices vaguely similar to their...typing sounds?
Mettaton sounded like this one dude who voice acts him in a comic where Papyrus is a guest on his show and makes spaghetti or something.

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bulges

>>125015158
304MB/ 861 files on normal UT

55MB/218 files of lewds

>>125015658
well, my flatmate would know i'm putting things on the higher shelves because i think his struggles are cute

>>125016007
god, if I had tripfagged with every single one of my posts I'd be the single most reviled poster here

>>125016114
I've been the single most reviled tripfag in a general before.

The novelty wears off and it stops being fun after a few months.

>>125015970
Now I'm imagining Mad Dummy with Strong Bad's voice.

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Imagine a character. You are now amalgamated with them.
How do you react?

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>>125016040
HOT DOG JOKE!!!

>>125016040
not gay, but i wanna rest my head between those thighs

>>125015158
NOTHING I SAID NOTHING
He'll just see a whole lot of baneposting

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>>125015658
You think this is funny but all mods can archive-filter your posts by IP and essentially destroy your life with one Facebook post

>>125016114
I don't think you could top catfucker.

>>125016164
I can make it in my own!

>>125015658
They'll probably be more betrayed by the fact I can draw after telling them I can't.

>>125016165
Masturbation.

>>125015080
leg
>>125015174
I imagine this sort of thing happens because Nepal now has computers, but didn't have N64's in the 90s.

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>>125015658

Okay, okay. Pick a non-deceased Undertale character.
What was their mom like?

>>125016165
Time to jerk off forever.

>>125015658
>no friends

Thank god I"m safe

>>125016165
Continue life as if nothing happened

>>125016249
>non-deceased
Impossible

>>125015660

Seth Green for Sans.

>>125016192
I would easily be on the same level at least
I'm already pretty reviled

>>125016165
>Papyrus
Well. I'd be more optimistic, motivated, kinder and charismatic.

But what would he gain, though? Jesus. I don't ever want to do that to him, I'd rather fuse with fucking Jerry.

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>>125015658
my friends have already seen/heard me sperg out and cry over the skeleton, no surprises there

they might be a little taken aback by how badly I want to get beaten up, though

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>>125016040
>Asriel D

>All vidya generals become amalgamates
>You can choose one you are lurking to be amalgamated with

Which one is it?

I pick /wtg/.

>>125016165
>Alphys

nothing changed at all.

What's a Gaster and how do I kill it?

>>125016342
Don't be coy, who are you?

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>>125015658
No surprise at all my waifu shitposting.

But I don't think they'd appreciate my posts on /cgl/, /adv/ and /v/.

>>125015985
That was pretty okay for a SAVEfic. Maybe a bit too convenient and easy on Asriel.

I liked the thought of Frisk's descendants being Az' new buddies. Were you thinking of exploring the fact that human souls carry on their memories? Would Frisk be around Asriel's noggin, á la Dreemurr Reborn?

>>125016439
This general is the only reason I'm on this fucking site

>>125016165
Undyne drags me out of my slump and digs the hero in me and we become the determined...I don't know what.

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>tfw finished last beer

almost time for bed I guess

>>125016447
What's a Gaster?
Can you touch it?
Can you eat it?
Can you kill it?
...
Are you a Gaster?

>>125016439
I choose HSG.

It's long-dead, so I remain myself.

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>>125015015
Not the most exciting prompt. Oh well.

>>125016472
i'm the guy that ate his dog's shit

>>125016526
Go get a six pack

>>125015658
Hopefully they don't skim over the posts where I mention the non-sexual things I do with my cat
If they don't, maybe they won't call the cops

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>>125016350
That is still my favorite Gaster image

>>125016439
Would you guys carry my weight? Don't worry I'm not overweight.
I just can't find the strength to carry on.

>>125016496
More than anything else, it was a warm up. Haven't written in a while and If I'm going to write for Undertale I wanted to start with something small.

>Spoiler
If anything, Asriel would get a big rush at first but they would fade pretty quickly, with some memories potentially resurfacing from time to time. Snippets and glimpses of the long and happy life Frisk had before passing away and leaving their soul to Asriel.

>>125016439
>>125016497
/utg/ is the only reason I'm alive

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>>125016572
but its 6:30am

I'm not ready to cross the line from beer enthusiast to alcoholic