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Crimbo Edition

Previous Thread: >>124966173

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale

-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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first for best ship
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first for fish
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So anybody want to Bot Undertale to beat SM64, or are the memes over?
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>>124990525
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>>124990658
Someone made a script for it right, I'll run it I guess.

They have the people from tumblr and /v/ doing shit too.
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>>124990525
>Crimbo Edition

>not Grimbo Edition
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Taking write requests.
No lewds.
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>>124990628
NO
NO
LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>124990658
Anon! Chara would never bot. chara would totally bot
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First for skelecest confirm, Toby knows that it is purest love
Namaste
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>>124990628
YES
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>>124990762
Just keep in mind it will have to be updated for the next battle, unless undertale happens to be in the same spot.
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http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
HERE WE GO AGAIN
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first for fabulous
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>>124990805
Are you yanking my chain, Anon?
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Oh hey that artist that does all the Frisk/Asriel finally drew Chara.
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>>124990805
Was that actually Zach Hadel in that fucking costume? I thought he was fatter.
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>>124990807
toriel fucks toriel, alongside toriel and with toriel watching
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>>124990807
Poker tournament.
Final winner gets to keep everyone elses favorite thing.
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>>124990924
It's weird, but I legitimately don't want Undertale to win. Mainly because then people will have ammo to call us an even more obnoxious fandom than we already are.
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>>124990869
Toby is based
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>>124990924
REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR FINAL FANTASY TOO SO THAT MELEE MEMERS DON'T FUCK THINGS UP
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>>124990890
I think it is actually, left spot on the right competition.

Someone should check though.

>>124990807
Chara is Frisk's asshole protective sibling and beats up bullies.
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>>124990924
im more worried about smash losing to final memetasy
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>>124991012
RYB was good enough of a win for me, personally. The keks can't get higher than that one, unless maybe we win the entire contest.
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>>124990924
I want the salt to flow.
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>>124990807
asriel/frisk cuddles
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>>124990984
Done. Be back soon.
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>>124990935
>>124990632
kek

>>124991012
I want it to win purely to piss off Gamefaqs people, otherwise I would have voted for Mario 64 since its the better game.
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>>124990628
GIRL LOVE IS BEST LOVE
Even if one is a mature woman
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GUYS. IM FUCKING
THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIP IM GONNA CRY
I AM /DYING/
i really need to draw this ship already jesus christ im dying
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>>124990949
Zach only did the voice
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Request from the previous thread
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>>124991052
DELETE THIS
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>>124991078
>>124990890
>>124990762
You're right, it's the same, so no change needed.
But it will also vote for FF over SSBM, just change #battle_1_2 to #battle_1_1 if you want it to vote for SSBM.
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>>124991095
Remember Melee is getting rallied.
If we beat them the salt will be unreal.
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/utg/, r8 my new hedgehog, Shaymus
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>>124991187
I can't even tell those are boobies.

It looks like they're crouching down with their hands on their knees.
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>>124989925
>http://pastebin.com/76XDE1tQ

I just read this and it was really cute, so you're the winner

my brother just roped me into a game of League so it'll take a bit
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>>124991150
Yeah, it's nice of Undyne to give Toriel the support she needs from a mature woman.
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>>124982241
Reposting
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>>124991249
sanic/10
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Reposting for the new thread!

Coda part 3 (Female version)
>http://pastebin.com/xivFZ4wP

It's lewd, surprising no one
Post Pacifist, Frisk/Asriel finally

Parts 1 and 2:
>http://pastebin.com/jFYrntt7
>http://pastebin.com/1pAD2S2G

What I really wanted was to explore emotions and needs with this, as well as being lewd. Maybe I'll make tomorrow's male version a more straight forward lewd experience

I mean, I've got a lot more experience with that kind of lewd, at least


Anyway. You guys are alright. Thanks for indulging my ongoing fanfiction nonsense!
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>>124991187
Anyone have that pic where Sans cut cleavage windows into all of Frisk's sweaters?
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>>124991256
>>124991187
That's what I see as well.
Boobs don't just come through shirt.
Are those boobs?
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>>124990924
>Ocarina of time is going to beat LTTP
>Earthbound didn't make it past round 2
>Morrowind didn't make it past round 1
>There's a smash bros game in the quarterfinal
Gamefaqs is a veritable menagerie of trisomy cases.
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another request from the previous thread
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>>124991209
What's the thing again. I'll run it I guess.
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lateth for scalie gaylies
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>>124991187
Nice. I like your shading!

>>124991249
Cute! Do you play with him? Do they like to be pet? Do they purr or hiss?
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>>124991249
he's adorable. Also..

Asgore.
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>>124991282
>not recoiling in terror, having a case of PTSD
You had one job
One
Job
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>>124991249
solid 7
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>>124991371
>Skyrim made it farther then Morrowind
JUST
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>>124991282
Just what the doctor ordered. Looks great Anon.
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>>124991249
precious! just like you
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>>124991374
Is that weird al

>>124991249
I think I'm allergic to him.
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>>124991358
>>124991256
idk it was supposed to be one of those keyhole sweaters that are all the rage with the kids, but I kinda got carried away with it
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>>124991470
SHIT
I DUN GOOFED
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>>124989896
>Seth Macfarlane as Flowey
>Sigourney Weaver as Toriel
>Ken Jeong as Sans
>Jim Carrey as Papyrus
>Natalie Dormer as Undyne
>Kelly Hu as Alphys
>Robert Downey Jr. as Mettaton
>Fred Tatasciore as Asgore
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>>124991012
I agree, but the butthurt of gamefags would be worth it.

What are they gonna do?
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>>124991536
Do you mean the titty sweater that was a meme earlier in the year.
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>>124991432
Asgore
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>>124991056
No, fuck you.
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>>124991487
Thank you! I'm glad you like it!
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>>124991474
Not to mention
>Super mario world beat out SMB3
>Yoshi's island not present anywhere on the bracket
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The final request for the night was booby shopkeeper, but I've already done that in its standard form.
Any more specific details/situations to apply to this?

>>124991527
It's Dr. Yado from LISA

>>124991661
the very same
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>>124990924
>tfw you legitimately like Undertale better than SM64
Galaxy 2 = Galaxy 1 > UT > 64 > Sunshine
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>>124991374
Requesting Toriel and Terry forcing insane amounts of advice on a confused frisk
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>someone draws sans and papyrus as human
>they're always black

why though
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>>124991536
>but I kinda got carried away with it
Oh you don't say.
Anon it's ridiculous.
I like it.
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Keep the skeletons pure
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did someone say titty sweater
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>>124991417
Well he's still very new, only a couple days I've had him, so he still hides and hisses a little when I get my hand near. But, after a couple seconds, he he sniffs me and then starts licking my hand, so he's getting there! And yes, I let him out to play and burn off some energy today, yesterday was his first bath
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>>124991249
1/10 technically a hedgehog
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>>124991738
Topless
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>>124991409
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>>124991790
Basketball dunking
they dont eat
sans is useless and papyrus is loud
theyre black
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>>124991767
I like Undertale but I have way more fun going back to super mario 64 then it, but I did grow up on it so factor in nostalgia I guess
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>>124991282
>Asriel
>able to function near flowers
>implying
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>>124991767
This is correct.
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>>124991767
>Sunshine worst

>>124991738
That's not really how the titty sweater is supposed to work.

For starters, you're supposed to tell apart titty and sweater, and not ambigious patches of skin
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>>124991767
I blame 64 for starting litteraly the worse thing for modern platforming.
That right, I said it, fuck mario 64 for starting the collect-a-thon shit.
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>>124991872
How big is his dick?
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Post tiny gaster
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Help my failing judgement.
Having gone through night without sleep, do I take my speed now and go through the whole day, or skip it in hopes of naps?
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>>124991790
I think a couple artists started portraying them that way, and then everybody else decided to go with it.
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>>124990628
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>>124991852
i heard dunk :^)
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>>124991892
this is probably alphys's fetish
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Frisk vs Whimsicott
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>>124991969
squash him
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>>124991969
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>>124991738
Nice work.
Also holy shit phat. thick. VOLUPTOUS
>>124991790
Americans think that blacks are normal.
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>>124990947
>Chara is decidedly masculine and looks like a wannabe lawyer
It's perfect
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I know I was supposed to be done with this a few nights ago but here we still are. Looking back on it, this part of the game shook me the most. probably this fight specifically. Just hearing the dial in sounds gives me chills.also hearing them by picking up your phone freaked me out. true lab was pretty good
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>>124991790
Because they don't have a canon race, a lot of tumblr artists will go out of their way to make them poc to be inclusive, but it's just disingenuous and racist. See: The trend of Peridot from Steven Universe drawn in a hijab because her hair is a triangle.
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>>124992087
pretty sure it's this
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>>124991950
>64
>Collectathon

>64's star levels
>Bad

>Collectathons
>Bad

Boy you're just full of wrong opinions aren't you
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>>124991790
Tumblr?
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>>124991778
I'm planning on going to sleep after finishing this next request but LISA/Undertale stuff is fast becoming one of my favorite things to draw
>Chara having a huge crush on Buddy
>Undyne and Carp in a fistfight
>Clint Olympic and Mettaton NEO hanging out and being useless together

>>124991884
believe me pal you do NOT want to see me try to draw full unsuspended titties

>>124991941
true enough
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I posted a couple days ago about my friend starting Undertale blind while I listen to their reaction.
They just finished the Genocide route today, and they loved it.
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>>124991767
3DW > Galaxy 2
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>>124992260
you got it backwards, anon
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Learned how to make Rainmeter setups a while ago, it's actually really fun. Been wanting to show this one off. The dog animates, the bottom is a sound visualizer.
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>>124992182
as an american, i can confim black people are terrible
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>>124992219
>>Chara is decidedly masculine
I guess they look masculine?

It looked more feminine but with the "uptight asshole" look.

Still prefer them as dudes, but femine dudes are 10/10
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>>124991790
hey this reminds me. Why doesn't somebody draw the skelebros as skeletons but the bones are black?
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what is your favorite album /utg/?
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>>124991318
Good shit, good shit. The world needs more FemFrisk x Asriel. Thanks for sharing!
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>>124991409
So it's a Gill spot?

>>124991852
saved with the force of a thousand suns
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>>124992278
>someone never played Donkey Kong 64.
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>>124992418
OH GOD
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>>124992347
Nad 3DW is worse than the Galaxies.
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>>124992307
Keep the bra on then
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So, my proofreader is feeling under the weather, so the next part won't be posted tomorrow

sorry
have a new cover image instead. look out for it, i'll be posting with it tomorrow

>>124989040
wew that's some good fluff lad
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cheeki-breeki
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Buttspie anon here
Crust finally looks good after umpteenth times trying different ways to mix dough
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>>124991738
Somebody please give a complete booby request so i can draw it and go to bed
it's getting late
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>>124991832
>ASRIEL FAGS GET OUT REEEEE
Too accurate

>>124991872
That's precious! It's all about building that trust. It took a long time for one of my bunnies to warm up to me.
What kind of treats does he eat? Do they require regular baths like chinchillas?
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>>124992229
I nearly cried for real at this bit.
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>>124992445
>>someone never played Donkey Kong 64.
I did and it was one of the best games of my childhood.

What does that have to do with SM64 though?
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>>124992073
>basketball
>not trash can
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>>124992229
True lab hit me out of nowhere. Especially that thing in the bath tub. When it started writhing faster and started getting louder I felt a thrill of actual thrill through my body. That, plus the fact that your sprite actually goes at a slowed pace.
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>>124992381
Windows 10 had such a nice UI.
Shame it just decided to quit working on me and had to rollback to 7.
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>>124992575
pretty much everything in the true lab shook me up, it's just that the whole memory head situation played perfectly with some childhood fears and it was the first amalgamate you see so it set the mood perfectly
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>>124992518
That'll work.
Drawing now.
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>>124991985
Adderall it up and go to bed early. I've done this many a time to reset my sleep schedule. Good luck, fellow goatposter
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>>124991985
What do you have to do today, anon? Sleep is very important and shouldn't be skipped if it is avoidable. I would recommend sleeping now and waking up in about 5 hours (try to get between those REM cycles so you don't wake up feeling terrible) Not a full night's sleep, but certainly better than absolutely none.

If that's not an option at all, then avoid taking speed for things like this. That's not really a good reason to use speed in my opinion at least.
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>>124992702
Rad
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>>124992307
>believe me pal you do NOT want to see me try to draw full unsuspended titties
Why don't you just draw them the same way you draw suspended titties, except without the bra?

oppai
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>>124992229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y49b8aiQVBg
sets the tone perfectly. most underated track in the game.
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Okay can I ask a question?

___________________________________________________________________booby_____________________________
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>>124992575
You did cry. You laughed so hard, tears streamed down your cheeks.

What? You didn't do that?
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>>124991249
Enjoy shit just...

everywhere.
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>>124991767
I prefer Galaxy 1 over 2
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>>124992179
Aww!

>>124992381
How'd you get the dog to animate? It looks great
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>>124991950
>Modern platforming being collect-a-thons
>hating on collect-a-thons in general
Jesus this shit taste
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Needs more correct geno!papyrus
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>>124992558
Toriel giving frisk a nursing handjob.
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>>124992623
Becauseyou said collectathons were good.
And DK64 is the most agrecious example of a collectathon, even though it was good.
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>>124992575
Me too. And I didn't even understand what was going on. I was scared and consufes.
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>>124992940
I just want a chance to break his heart again before killing him.
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>>124992945
>>124992558
Seconding, 'cause why the hell not
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>>124983181
That's an amazing idea, haha
I'm really tired, so I'm going to bed, but I'll draw and post it tomorrow!
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>>124991941
I don't dislike Sunshine. Graphics and art design-wise it's fucking great. But some of the pipe challenges were fucking bullshit like the pachinko and leaf race ones, and the camera managed to be even worse at times than Super Mario 64.
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>>124992990
DK64 was just too much collecting. Like putting 2 pounds of peanut butter on your sandwich.
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>>124992810
>>124992816
>>124992575
>>124992229
>tfw this part did absolutely nothing for me
>my only thought was oh hey we earthbound now
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>>124992990
DK 64 was a good collectathon though.

SM64 was also a good game but it wasn't a collectathon
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>>124993019
pls don't emotionally abuse the skeleton
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>>124992945
>mother-y handjob
THIS
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>>124993067

The only thing I dislike about Sunshine is just that some of the courses aren't up to par. Pianta Village and Ricco Harbor kick ass but Noki Noki Bay is kinda weak.

All the blue coins were a little tedious. Not that hard to find, just had to spray water all over the goddamn place, but boring.
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>>124992814
Agreed
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>>124993234
Sunshine needed more full level, after going off of 64 only having like 8 was a bummer
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>>124992814
foreboden
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>tfw the only trait you share with mettaton is being a shallow insensitive friend and only regret it when youre alone

why cant i be tall intimidating and really good at dancing /utg/?
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>>124993320
Dickhead, Chara must be dead.
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>>124993320
Tell your neighbors!
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>>124993320
Chara is shit
>>124993380
>sign language frisk
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>>124993375
>tfw 6'5"
>always wanted to be short
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I need your favorite covers/remixes.

https://soundcloud.com/yo-can-you-not/metal-crusher-remix-screaming-is-against-the-rules
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>>124993478
>>124993420
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>>124993420
>>124993478
Fuck off goatfuckers.
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From last post, hoping to get Chara/Sans's ficanon's attention.

>>124981982
>>124976031
>>124970843
>>124971264
>>124974878

Do you have more writing (doesn`t have to be fandom) anywhere, or a blog or something? I love your stuff and would love to follow your exploits, writing or otherwise.
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>>124993478
That's not sign language Frisk anon. Use your eyes.
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Chara's escaped into the real world

You're all fucked
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>>124993519
w-wow anon maybe we can complete each other
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Would you a Chara or would you a Frisk?
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>>124993532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQBqSt15Vi0
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>>124993478
Sign language Frisk is the worst possible frisk. People who buy into this shit are fucked in the head.
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>>124993532
That's one of my favorite flavor texts.

Also that's a good mix.
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>>124993684
Frisk of course
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>>124993519
No you don't.
You feel out of place because you're taller, but people literally look up to you and wish they were tall like that. It's really intimidating to look up to someone taller than you when you're not short at all yourself.
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>Even in fiction I'm cursed to only fall in love with people already in relationships
The gypsy woman was right.
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>>124993684
I would goatmom
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>>124993650
Yes, it's a real-life last name. So's Frisk.
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Ready to meme!
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>>124993519
Are you me, anon? When did I post this? I don't remember making this post.
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>>124993532
That embed.

Thanks obama.
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>>124993805

A lot of them are. My name's Mettaton Jones.
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>>124993716
It's cute sometimes.

They actually talk to people in the game, so I just assume they also know ASL and are using that for whatever reason in those fanarts.
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>>124993375
I'm not tall, but I'm fashionable, good at dancing, shallow, and pretentiously full of myself.

Now all I need is a smart weeb friend to build me a hot body.
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>>124993532
https://soundcloud.com/dabunky/ai-wo-megalovania
Someone posted this earlier and I love it. Been listening to it all day.
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>>124993684
>>
>tfw no Toriel mommy gf

It hurts. It hurts so bad.
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>>124993723
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>>124993650
Jokes on you I want that.
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I want to perform cunnilingus on Mettaton.
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>>124993847
What are you seeing?
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>>124993532
These two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRw26sEEywY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbWZQ3zssw4#t=38s
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>>124993890
...They talk to characters over the phone. I mean, it would be cuter if it weren't in like half of all Frisk art in existence.
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>>124992940
>Papyrus being the only survivor while everyone he cares about is dead
>Papyrus completely alone, suddenly having to deal with immense responsibility and grief
>still he believes in you and genuinely wants to help you make a turn around

Genocide Papyrus is more depressing than I realized.
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>>124993913
She will leave you I if you could kill children
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>>124993019
Don't bully Papyrus.
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>undertale is already catching up to SM64
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>>124993723
>>124993926
i never knew people thought of narrachara this highly
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>>124993973
The [Embed] button somehow got stuck in the middle of the link text.
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>>124992229
I don't know if anyone else saw it coming, but this was the biggest overall surprise in the game for me. I just couldn't comprehend why these tapes had my name on them
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>>124992229
MEMORYHEADS ARE A PART OF GASTER

FUCK I NEVER REALZIED
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>>124993532
https://soundcloud.com/wendyfag/through-the-core-and-ruins
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>>124992531
And the buttspie pudding
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>>124994161
It's pretty heavily implied across multiple things.
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Don't you have anything better to do?
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>>124994161
I don't like Chara but I find the idea of Narrachara to be really cute and I like the idea of them being the extra bit of determination that allows Frisk to SAVE and LOAD. Plus its a cute idea that you can help them redeem themselves via a true pacifist run
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I'm seriously gonna be disappointed if Undertale beats Mario 64
This fandom is too fucking much sometimes
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>>124994212
I'm enjoying this.
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>>124994221
I'm not sure if I would say it's "implied", but it's a plausible theory. I like it.
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Who has the bot script
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>>124994161
>>124994221
All the proof you'd ever need.
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>>124994307
Every time someone says that, an Asriel gets bullied
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>>124994320
>we're getting to the point where the salt is in /utg/ itself
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>>124994464
Good

>>124994436
Yeah stuff like that seems to imply it pretty heavily
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>>124994187
Right? It was a great red herring
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Damn that was quick, it hasn't even been an hour yet.
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>finding one last yogurt pretzel in the bottom of the bag when you thought you had eaten them all
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>>124994438
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>>124994307
It's nearly 12am and I'm on 4chan of all fucking places. What do you think?
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>>124994563
I'm ready for the 65% blowout win
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>>124994095
Nonsense. Toriel's a good egg. She'd make sure I am too. Or just fill me with snail pie. either/or
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>>124994664
So does Undyne have normal hair or that weird solo ponytail thing
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>>124994339
>>124992531
>>124994212
Thanks! Here's your (you), this is the culmination of like two months of pie
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how the fuck do i beat sans
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>>124994187
I was starting to suspect a memory loss plot.
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>>124994546
One thing I absolutely love is that when you finish watching a tape, Frisk turns back to face the camera, at the exact same time whoever's playing the game says "whaaaaAAAAT?"
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>>124994563
Good job.
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>>124994717
Memorize the patterns.
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>>124994546
>>124994187

I loved how the game made me try and scramble to figure out what was going on as it happened. It's not quite like when a long game has back story you take time to think about, instead it's immediately relevant information you are trying to piece together before it comes to fruition

also I think I'm finally ready for the end, the ACTUAL end this time.
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>>124994748
Holy shit. It's like in The Office when they look at the camera
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>>124994717
You have infinite tries.
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>>124994717
[spoilers] how somi beat undying [/spoilers]
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>Alphys and Undyne are meant for each other
>Sans and Papyrus are meant for each other platonically
>RG01 and RG02 are meant for each other

What other characters are destined to be together /utg/?
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>>124994221
I think the original looks better.
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>>124994691
A popular fanart depiction is that her hair is 'normal' and she just has an undercut.
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>>124994717
acquire proficiency

>>124994546
>>124994747
Kind of wish some of this shit wasn't spoiled for me beforehand. I was well aware of Chara by then.
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i love all of you maybe this is the sleep exhaustion talking but id kiss all of you
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scale of 1 to 10, how interested would you be in more Zangief misadventuring underground?
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>>124994320
>disappointed
The buttmad would be glorious.
Are you still 13 or why are you taking gamefaq poll seriously?
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>>124990525
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
Do some fucking voting pls. Don't let marioboys win.
inb4: - hurr durr we can't win this time durr
- Fuck you
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>>124994843
Yea I think it looks better, but it's non-canonical and a bunch of people were getting upset over it.

>>124994940
That's a cute 2hu
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>>124994940
Cirno and Papyrus should go on wacky adventures together.
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>>124994902
2.

8 if he'll be fucking and buttfucking everyone
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>>124994798
>I think I'm finally ready
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>>124994717
It's hard only until you memorize the pattern.

I wasn't big fan of this fight. It's way too, well, patterned.
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I had a really, really shitty day today.
Please post Ghost family to make me feel better.
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>>124994704
it looks like you poo pooed in the crust
>Captcha: pies
you did it didn't you? i've got my eyes on you, anon.
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>>124994871
Back at ya, you big softy.
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>>124995059
This isn't my first rodeo tex
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>>124994831
Toriel and Asgore
Which is why it's so nice that they will never get back together. It's a pretty big middle finger to that whole "love trumps all" shit in my opinion. They seem absolutely made for each other, but nope. That ship has sunk.
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>>124993234
>Noki Noki Bay
I liked the concept and aesthetics of it. The whole coral reef/chalk cliffs theme was neat even if the platforming wasn't as fun as it could've been. Gelato Beach was more bland to me, and Pianta Village was underwhelming despite the concept.
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>>124994362
It is definitely implied. The Chara-centric flashbacks during the game over screen, the fall in Waterfall, and the final battle (how can Frisk remember something they were never there for?) definitely imply that.
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>>124995079
pour vous
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>>124995081
im going ti bed have fun think about kissing flowers or your waif or whatevr goodnih
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When will there be a remix of this but with Sans instead of Airman?
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>>124995064
>>124994787
i think that's my biggest issue is my muscle memory is fucking awful
oh well not gonna do it unless i keep at it
wish me luck ;_;
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>>124995225
Unagi freaked me the fuck out when I was a kid, noki noki only gave me massive willies
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>>124994831
These two. Even if they don't think so anymore.
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>>124994604
Been a while since I had any yogurt pretzels.
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>>124994940
>Melee beating Final Fantasy 7
Holy shit the nintendokids are really in full force huh.
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>>124995306
I'm in the same boat, anon.
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>>124995225

>I liked the concept and aesthetics of it. The whole coral reef/chalk cliffs theme was neat even if the platforming wasn't as fun as it could've been

That's pretty much how I feel. Gelato Beach had some bland missions too. Pianta Village I love the underside, the music, the missions, all around was really fun.
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>>124995080
Oh genuine kek since you beg the question here's some Buttspie prototypes
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>>124994831
Sans and Toriel.
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>>124993532
https://soundcloud.com/toaster-one/actually-the-plot-of-undertale
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>>124995293
>Bad time ga taosenai
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>>124995256
My thoughts were that since Chara was inhabiting their body in some way, Frisk inherited some of their memories, that only expressed themselves through dreams and DETERMINATION. For example, that whole sequence where Chara falls down and is found by Asriel isn't really told through narration.
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>>124994161
Canon or not it's a really cute concept.
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>>124995079
More

>>124995281
Goodnight!
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>>124995368
>Melee beating Chrono Trigger
and they complain about us
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>>124995223
>implying that after hundreds of years of being alive with all their friends and loved ones dying of old age they won't bond with each other and get back together
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>>124995414
This pie made of shit?
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>>124995306
Try next day or another time of the day.
Your brain has adjusted by then.
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>>124994940
Once Dumblr wakes up Undertale will leap by at least 5 percent. They liked Pokemon more than they did Mario so it's guaranteed.
SJWs need their "beauty sleep" though.
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>>124994704
Truly looks like something worthy of the name Buttspie. How does it taste though.
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>>124995514
A bitter ex-wife given a couple hundred years is still going to be a bitter ex-wife, and there's nothing you could do that could convince her that maybe she shouldn't be so hateful
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>>124995525
All food looks like shit. Most does.
It's just the effect of it not changing appearance as it passes throguh.
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>>124994747
Same here, until those tapes I thought Frisk was Chara/[insert name] who came back to life through sheer willpower and the journey to the capital was just returning home.
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>>124995448
first time i've heard this. had me rolling in keks.
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>>124995079
Ghostfam sticks together!!!
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>>124995525
No but i remember it and another pie tasting similar. They were sooo bad and soggy tho

Here's my pie now cooling
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How far have you fallen /utg/?
I think I have more images than the booru
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Don't mind me.
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>>124995514
There's too much fire between them now to every have a reconciliation. They are both stubborn creatures, too stubborn.
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>>124995574
Undertale is slowly creeping up on SM64 already.
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>>124995457
But that's basically what Chararator is. Chara is "with" you and has lost most of their "self" but helps tell you about the world via narration. Over the course of the game, you help both Chara and Asriel remember themselves, culminating in their reunion in the final battle.
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>>124995079
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>>124994704
Looks good! How's it taste? Where'd you get the recipe?
You should get an apron with the delta rune on it like Toriel's smock
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>>124995040
Indeed.
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Touch bone
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>>124995725
2601 images, mostly goats.
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>>124995838
>What, did you think I was just going to sit there and take it?
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>>124995762
>leaped up like 1 percent in 10 minutes.
Holy shit they work quickly.
I think it'll actually win now that more people have played the game too.
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>>124995737
holy shit
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>>124994187
I thought I missed a Woshua dialog or something haha
I didn't realize that was your name.
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started off sansfag
now want to fuck robot
what happened
still want to fuck sans, just robot too
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>>124995414
>>124994212
How come you don't rotate your pics before posting?

>>124995848
I'm a Papyrusfag and that pic makes me uncomfortable in a bad way.
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>>124995575
Im p glad you think its good too! This is the second time it works and the first was the culinary project mandated the day before yesterday. Classmates said it was the bomb, to my relief, so it must taste well.

Here's to trying it on my senpai
(Also pictured, student that went on same day made lemon cake needless to say)
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>>124995848
It's bone touching time.
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I know I had said it was the end multiple times before, but now we are actually at that point. soon I wont have any excuse to post content here other than replies to other anons, but until the end is over it's been fun.
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>>124995896
From what I could tell /vp/ didn't seem to give a shit since they all hate gen 1
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>>124995514
That marriage is literally deader than their kids.
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>>124995725
Last time I checked the other night it was 4500 files.
i mean, it could be worse right? hahaha.

It's mostly skeletons.
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>>124995723
>delicious cream
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>>124995934
Welcome to the fleet
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>>124995848
>>124995982
I'm always ready for bone touchin'!
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>>124995962
Are you in a cooking class or something?
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>>124995725
I have 5975 drawings saved in my Undertale folder.

And that's not counting the lewds
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>>124992323
>their
>they

Tumblr, go home
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Does anybody have that one edit of this with Frisk getting blasted by Asriel and surviving with .000001HP?
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>>124995934
I was a muffetfag for the small period of time I was unaware Chara existed.

Muffet's still like my #2 though.

>>124995962
What's the recipe I wanna make this for christmas.

>>124996145
Are you stupid or just pretending.
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>>124995989
Have fun, Anon! Get some headphones on and let the feels flow
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>>124995185
>he did g before p

oh man you fucked up astronomically
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>>124990525
Why do no Papyrusfags exist?
Everyone wants to bone Sans
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>>124996272
Papyrus is too pure
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>>124996052
what distro, faggot
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>>124996172
here anon
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>>124996219
look at my life in that image and rethink things
>>124996192
reprise is playing now and I'm probably not checking the thread again until it's all done. I'm ready for this final run to be done.
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>>124996108
It's the best time of the night.

>>124996272
Paps is too pure.
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>>124996325
danke shoen
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futa frisk x asriel cum inflation
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>>124996108
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>>124995819
Recipe is here, have not shown the recipe to classmates that tried my pie (which was bomb according to one anon) Would be interesting If i wanted to anyway
I did show it to this one friend anon in my clique who played Undertale, he kinda had no comment and we went on our group convo. Oh and my Sandnegro friend (who happens to conveniently like Goatmom) thinks this shit is literal bomb, so that's good
>apron
Heh kek'd would be cool
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>>124996272
We exist, we're just generally not obnoxiously vocal about it.
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Alright, so does /utg/ have any dupe image detecting software? I wanna make sure I don't have too many files
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>>124994320
It shouldn't have even beaten Super Mario World.
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>>124995725
2.7GB, 5057 images

Some anons make me feel better about myself, but I'm pretty sure I still have a problem especially since a little over half of that is just fish/lizard/fishlizard
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>>124995896
I'm pretty sure the melee ralliers are voting for undertale.
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I didn't understand the obsession with EdgeGoat until I saw he had black sclerae.

It's my fetish. Now I can't escape. Send help.
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>>124996272
I don't want to bone him. I just wanna be friends.
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>>124996272
But we do exist.
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>>124996272
Everyone is a Papyrusfag.
/utg/'s just only interested in lewd, and lewding Papyrus is forbidden.
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>>124996420
I mean futa is great and all, but I would just expect dude for this
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>>124996272

people would rather fuck a depressed comic than a likely autistic .. manchild?, generally
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>>124996145
Do you know where you are?
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>>124996032
They also don't give much shit about the poll in general.

It's not like I actually think Undertale would beat all those games, I'm voting just because.
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>>124995725
I'd have around 3,000 if I didn't lose access to my shit. But my second collection's around 1,100
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>>124996145
Those are still normal words nerd.
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>>124996584
is that you neetanon
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>>124996434
>Orange eye
>Fangs

Other than that, he looks pretty handsome.
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>>124996479
Embrace your new fetish, Anon. There's no escape.
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>>124996479
>"You have a fetish for me, Anon?"
>"Isn't that delicious~"
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>>124996412
Tell us what you think when youre done, Soap!
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>>124996189
Its here
>>124996426

>>124996109
Yeah culinary arts 1

>>124996272
Originally wanted to dress like papy for christmas! But low on budget for costume making by default so just bought a jacket from China with nice 'velvet' insides. Wont show pics lel, posted it long time ago like november 2
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>>124996516
>/utg/'s just only interested in lewd
Why do we tell this to ourselves?
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>>124996272
I'm here. I just prefer to save any lewd shit for the proper board.

>>124995848
Is that Flowey Rape Comic artist? Looks like the same style.
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>>124996479
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>>124995989
>2962:45
what
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>>124996661
I'm gonna need some more dapper skellingtons, STAT!
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>>124996450
>Undertale beat Mario World
that aint right
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>>124995725
My files are scattered everywhere, but around 4.5 GB. 19,355 files. I wish I was lying, this is torture.
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>>124996662
Idi nahuy
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>>124996639
I'm here every single night, man.
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>>124995737
>not posting the gif
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>>124996516
>lewding Papyrus is forbidden.

That only makes me want to do it more.
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>>124992418
this is peak undertale
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>>124996681
stop, i will not mix my garbage vore fetish with the fucking goats
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>>124996735
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>>124996479
welcome to the club

send help
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>>124996768
The ride never ends, buddy.
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>>124996426
Amerifat here, what does 1t and so on mean? I can't into metric systems unless it's teaspoons or something.
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>>124996760
cyka blyat
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>>124996520

>regular human boy with a big enough dong to result in cum inflation

that's lewd anon
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>>124996714
Yes.
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>>124996479
Sans got no sclerae but you know what I mean
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Friendly reminder to upload your rare undertale images to the booru.

http://under.booru.org/
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>>124996890
Futa don't always have massive dongers
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>>124996771
What are you talking about? It was a gif.
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>>124990924
please not again
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So what is sucking a dick like /utg/?
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>>124996783
Mettaton please go attend to your other 9 viewers.
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>>124996818
You're too deep in your head.
That's not what the phrase usually tries to convey.

People can describe things that they never have and never will taste as 'delicious' for different reasons.
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>>124995934
Everyone wants to fuck robot. Those that say otherwise are lying.
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>>124996952

they need massive something or another if they're producing that much fluid

else it just looks weird
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>>124996918
You're not the boss of me
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>>124991728
Super Mario World is the better game
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>>124996873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTLfIljXA1s
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>>124996962
I meant to say superior gif, but my phone's fucking with me.
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>>124996982
It's more about the person on the end of the dick.
Unfortunately, this makes it pretty much impossible for sucking a dick to not be gay.
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>>124992179
food is for eating, now sleeping in Gaster
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>>124996983
No!
>>
Does anyone have the comic where Undyne asks Sans how he can stand the cold in Snowdin and he has Frisk locked up in his rib cage?

Cause I have a need for it
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>>124997035
balls make cum anon, not the dick

or you could just say they make a lot of seminal fluid
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>>124996867
?yes its p crazy this list of ingredients. Looks like designed by a european, with all of those metrics.
1 small t = teaspoon
1 big T = tablespoon
The 500ml milk is routhly 2 cups
The 250g flour is roughly 2 cups with dry measuring cup
150g brown sugar is 2/3 cups
Hope that helps
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>>124995514
>Toriel and Asgore reconcile because they have grown tired of living.
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>>124997021
I'm still perfectly okay with not wanting to fuck the robot. I'm perfectly okay with not wanting to fuck anybody to be honest. Is that weird?
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>>124996424
hey joey
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>>124996918
But then they won't be rare.
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>>124996272
Papyrus is too pure. Also, I don't want to bone sans.
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>>124995848
Touch tailbone

>>124996272
They exist. Though not everyone who loves Papyrus wants to bone him.
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>>124996982
A real pain in the neck.
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>>124997021
I think you meant skeletons
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>>124997113
Dicks are pretty okay with me unless the person is really ugly.
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>>124996982
Long and boring, from my experience.
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>>124997078
>giving fishwife chest balloons instead of dfc
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>>124996982
It's a lot like the wait for Fallout 4's release. Long, hard, tiring, and in the end leaves a bitter taste in your mouth.

They also both had a chance of you getting fucked in the ass afterwards.
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>>124997078
I guess you're just not up to the challenge of uploading all of your images.

>>124997212
how about just the Chara ones then?
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>>124992418
AAAAAAA
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>>124992518
>>124992182
>>124991884
Alright I hope you can squeeze some manner of enjoyment out of this. Feel free to make fun of all the anatomy issues and general lack of artistry next time you see me because I'm going to sleep right now

later, pals
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>>124997287
>anon says as he posts a picture of an endowed Undyne
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>>124997162
Not wanting to fuck everyone is fine, but you definitely want to fuck the robot even if you don't realize it.
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>>124997212
>But then they won't be rare.
>not wanting to share your rares so that it can make someone who hasn't seen it happy
disgusting
>>
>>124996145
please tell me you are joking, right
>>
>>124996516
>>124996783
I don't even like Papyton or putting Papyrus in lewd situations but King Mettaton seducing agent Pap is hot desu
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>>124997153

>enormous testicles

that's double lewd
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>>124997364
Thanks pal, I think it's great
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>>124997287
she's not flat. she just has muscle tits.
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>>124996918
The booru is woefully threadbare.
>>
Alphys vore when
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>>124996145
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>>124996873
SAVED
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>>124997364
Welp, there came my semen.
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>>124997256
I wish everyone wanted to fuck the skeletons.
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>>124997364
>not fulfilling the request for more trashy trashlizard
I mean i guess you can sleep but I still want this
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>>124997401
No, thank you. I feel no attraction to any of the characters in the Underground.
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>>124996272
here are Papyrusfags out there. just keep looking and you'll find them.
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>>124997364
>I hope you can squeeze some manner of enjoyment out of this.
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>>124997021
The robot is too gay for me.
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>>124997472

shota asriel vore when
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>>124997292
Best analogy I've heard for it desu senpai
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>>124996272
Paps is for head pats and hugs, not lewding.

>>124996768
Evening, sweetie.
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>>124997446
How about this

>Asriel uses magic to make Frisk's balls a lot bigger
>Makes him a lot hornier too
>Constantly doing lewd stuff around Frisk, ends with falling over, his butt hanging out
>Frisk fills him with Determination
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>>124996982
Doesnt taste like anything, your jaw gets sore, and it smells bad, even if the dude just showered.
I was told I was really good at it after my first time and I straight up told him I learned it from gay fanfiction.
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>>124997565
>>124997472
Never hopefully. I can't jack off another time tonight.
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>>124996681
>>124996729
>>124996849

Y-you too.
>>
>>124997435
"Papy darling," Sans recoiled at the sight of the robot in question seductively whispering into Papyrus's ear, who was sat on Mettaton's lap while the new ruler was perched on his big, glittery throne. He hadn't even waited a day after Asgore's death to assert his own glittery aesthetic on the palace. "Do you enjoy being my bodyguard?"

"Why, yes your highness! I mean, your fabulousness!" Papyrus referred to Mettaton by the honorific he preferred to be addressed with. In spite of everything, it made Sans roll his eyes. "It's been an honour serving you!" Sans wanted to explode at the sight of Mettaton's sly, sadistic smirk appearing at the word 'serving.' He'd cry in frustration as he so wanted to jump towards this terrible timeline in order to save his innocent brother Papyrus, but before he could Mettaton uttered the next few words.

"Well if you continue your good and loyal service, I'll be happy to offer you a nice reward. Perhaps, captain of the royal guard?" Sans gasped when he saw a black tongue lean forward and lick his brother's neck like it was a lollipop, making Papyrus moan. Sans wanted to shout 'no paps, don't do it!' but the other bone brother muttered an 'okay' to give the robot permission to devour and consume him. If Sans had skin, he would have felt it crawl at the sight of his little brother being used like this.

"PAPYRUS NO!" Sans shot up out of bed with his left eye glowing yellow and blue and hurled a magical bone at the wall, leaving a huge dent in it.
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>>124997652
Please stop.

>>124997682
LONDON
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>>124997021
I don't want to fuck anyone. I just like looking at pretty people doing it with each other but I can't muster the ability to want sex for myself. Maybe I need to talk to a doctor about it.
>>
>>124996982
It's nice, if it belongs to a cat
Can't really say what it's like if it's a human's, though
Given that there's a gay guy attached to it, doing the weird things that gay guys do like moan and play with their nipples and "talk dirty" and stuff, probably not that great
>>
>>124997682
That's adorable in a very faggy way.
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>>124997101
TIP TOP KEK
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>>124997137
This one?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNeBhQ6khwc
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>>124996479
sorry, once you are in Asriel Hell you can't get out.
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>>124997843
yeah thanks
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>>124996447
Visipics.

And a big thank you to the anon who suggested SortImg a while ago. I had files in my downloads folder from two years ago and I was despairing of ever going through them.
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>>124996859
Dude it'll be months from now, this general will be all but dead, and you'll still find me here shitposting at night. The bone zone has me trapped here.

>>124997637
Hello to you to, darling!
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>>124997718
>robot-on-skeleton vore
WHY
>>
>>124997682
I fucking wish it smelled when I did it, I want to be overwhelmed by dick stench.

All of those gay doujins couldn't have lied to me, could they?
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>>124997652

mite b cool
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>>124990947

perfection

who's the artist?
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>>124997918
I think the writer meant devour as in Mettaton biting/nibbling into Papyrus' neck, not vore. You freak.
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>>124997364
Yes perfect
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Friendly reminder to bully Asriel
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>>124997752
/fit/ pls go

>>124997821
thanks senpai
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>>124997560
>too gay
If you're going to lie, at least say something that makes sense.
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>>124997947
Yes they did. Doujinshi is not real.
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>>124997752
explain the LONDON meme to me
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>>124998006
That still doesn't make sense for a skeleton without soft bits. Either way these threads have ruined me.
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>>124997991
http://paychiri.tumblr.com/post/134933828678/guess-who-has-arrived
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>>124997912
I'll be right here alongside you, anon. We've both slipped a little too far into our respective zones to get out easily. Oh well, that's fine so long as the anons keep being kind and the threads fun to post in.
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>>124997560
.. is that a problem?
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>>124997848
Laughed so hard I started wheezing
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>>124997959
Help me
That's absolutely adorable, but I can't help but interpret it as lewd.
Am I broken?
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>>124997472
I can keep linking you the funny imgur url (GWkFood)
BUT CAN ANYONE REPOST THAT ALPHYS/MK VORE PIC THAT WAS STUPID
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>>124998032
Stop, this gives me feels. ;_;
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>>124997782
>doing the weird things that gay guys do like moan and play with their nipples and "talk dirty" and stuff

Hahhahahahah i feel kinda bad for you, man
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>>124998107
/fit/ meme, some britbong would post this in response to any femanons.
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>>124998107
Brit /fit/ tripfag who posted that whenever a girl posted, asking if they were in london because he wanted to fuck them.
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>>124998218
As in "gay guys don't actually do that" or "I like it when a guy does that"?
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>>124998032
Friendly reminder not to
>>124998214
Maybe you'll enjoy this one more then
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>>124998107
It's a forced /fit/ meme that some tripfag would spam every time a girl posted
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>>124998196
Well Toby literally just made skelecest a thing he's aware of so I understand nigga
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>>124998032
No. I will never bully Asriel.
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Monsters left hiding and crawled back in ages ago, don't ya know.

I mean we still have some Hobbits.
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>>124998196
Yes.
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>>124997959
>You'll never be locked in a embrace with Sans

Why fucking live
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>>124996447
A terrible memory for the job.

if an image is a duplicate, it's probably just easier to find. that's my motto here
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>>124997848
>those trilled rrrrr's
Papyrrrrrrruurrrrrus
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>>124998261
As in, you can't enjoy having your nipples played with or dirty talk
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>>124997862
>once you are in Asriel Hell you can't get out
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So, Asrielfags. Report in. I'm curious how many of us there are during what appears to have become designated bone zone time.
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>>124996447
Visipics works to an extent
>>
UPDATE

Undertale is now beating Super Mario 64 at GameFags

http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
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>>124996768
That artist draws a very handsome Gaster. why does this fandom keep making me find skeletons attractive jesus fuck
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Aaaand Undertale has overtaken SM64. I don't know how to feel about this.
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Hey all.
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its uh oh time
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>>124998378
Jesus that was fast
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>>124998296
Much better. Thank you Anon.
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>>124998378
Literally how
when i checked it last, it was losing 40/60
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>>124998304
>just made skelecest a thing he's aware of
Nigga that tweet was from 2013. We're late to the party by two years.
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>>124997903
You're welcome.
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>>124998196
I'm so sorry anon. I wish I could help.
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>>124998391
Why don't you feel proud that a true progressive game is representing gaming you MRA dudebro rapist :^)
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>>124998391
>>124998378
Fastest victory yet. I think it's because /v/ is on board with us now and is voting for it too.
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>>124998347
I've played with my nipples before, don't really get it
Dirty talk is just pure cringe, that's another thing I really don't get
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>>124998032
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>>124998391
I'm personally glad because that game has not aged well at all in my opinion. It set new benchmarks in its time, but nobody would hold Pong or Space Invaders up as best game of all time nowadays either.
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>>124998309
I don't understand this comic.
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>>124998365
Reporting in with some semi-fresh edge.
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>>124997959
Cropped for a smug Frisk, do with it as thou wilt /utg/.
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>>124998475
Dirty talk is mostly a fetish thing and you've got to be decent it. Bad dirty talk can kill boners.

Some guys actually have sensitive nipples. Too bad mine are dead to the world.
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>>124998196
You're terribly broke. I'm sorry.


This thread is a bit too boney.
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>>124997652
This is all kinds of wrong.

But why is it so arousing? Goddamnit, I feel ashamed.
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>>124992816
I think this line pretty much disproves the theory of chara being the narrator for true pacifist

It makes more sense for it to just be Frisk observing things themselves
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>>124998471
Seriously? Is it because they hate Nintendo or what? Also lol at FF7 getting btfo.
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Well I need to sleep. Goodnight /utg/, I love you guys!
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>>124998196
Nah you're good.

It is the purest form of love, after all.
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>>124998067
My favorite thing about this is that Undyne is still shaped like a green bean
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>>124998365
I'm here!

>>124998401
hi, BR
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>>124998632
>I think this line pretty much disproves the theory of chara being the narrator for true pacifist

>It makes more sense for it to just be Frisk observing things themselves
Snowy's mom is one of the things more in favor for it though
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>>124998454
Sans and Paps relationship is so goddamn sweet.
I'm honestly pretty jealous.
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>>124998676
Oyasumi
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>>124998471
I just hope Melee beats out FF7, but Undertale winning against SM64 will be great too. Can't wait to see the salt from GameFAQs.
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>>124998668
Huh, I actually expected FF7 to get up there, not Melee.
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>>124998736
hello punpun flashbacks
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>>124998365
Inescapably here, anon.
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>>124998196
A little
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This thread has gone too far. Leave the bone bros alone.
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>>124998604
Correct me if I'm wrong, but dirty talk generally implies roughness, right?
Rough sex isn't really my thing to begin with, and "I'm gonna snuggle you so lovingly that when you wake up in the morning you won't want to get out of bed" doesn't really seem like something people say to each other
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>>124998791
Tinkle tinkle hoy!
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>That OF/Chara porn
Eh
I'm not sure if I'm into this
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>>124998632
You what? This line totally supports a non-Frisk narrator. Why would Frisk be telling themselves that they do something, and then be surprised when they didn't do something? It makes much more sense that Chara has that reaction, and then is surprised when Frisk has a different reaction.
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>>124998714
I fucked up
*Hi, Brad
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>>124998365
I'm here. Just busy talking about skeletons right now.
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>>124998621

Nothing wrong with enjoying an enormous bulging pair of balls anon
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>>124998561
This poll isn't about what's the best game.
It's about what's the most popular game.

I don't know how this is't immediately obvious to people.
>>124998676
You know that has been accurate for the last few days in /utg/.
Too accurate.
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>>124998365
hello anon
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>>124998839
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>>124998632
It suggests the opposite. Doesn't have to be Chara necessarily, could even be omniscient Toby or the game itself, but someone external is commenting on and describing Frisk's reaction to Frisk directly.
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>>124998829
P U R E
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>>124999010
>M'M'ajik
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>>124998365

I am your friend
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>>124998829
Never. Let's bring the bone zone
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>>124998838
It can, but from my experience it's a lot of it is just describing how good the sex feels and complimenting your partner.
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Why are all you guys so gay and you girls so straight
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>>124998838
>dirty talk generally implies roughness, right?
Nah, not at all. I mean, rough sex while dirtying talking is great, but there's still ways to be gentle and loving while giving your lover a earful.
It's an art.
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>>124998365
These are not my normal hours. It's around 9:00, but I've been up from 5:00 here for some reason.


I feel like I stick here around the clock but somehow manage to get nothing posted or discussed a lot of time.
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>>124998150
Indeed, just a couple of lost souls, staring into the trainwreck that is /utg/

>>124998329
I know, it's awful
I kinda want to jump into an active volcano

>>124998384
Skellingtons are naturally for sexual, accept this
Except for Paps, he is naive and pure and must be kept that way
But yeah this artist draws an insanely attractive Dadster, like damn
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>>124999157
Is this flirt anon, because I have a hunch this is flirt anon
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>>124999148
>4chan.org
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>>124999148
But that's good. It means no drama will ensue.

Also, I'm only gay for gote and straight for fish, I'm not even sexual otherwise.
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>>124999148
>gay
But I'm not. I crave the fish, even if she herself is gay.
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>>124997912
> the bone zone has me trapped
It's been 2 months, when will it end
I literally think about getting fucked by a fictional skeleton through all of my waking hours
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>>124999125
>>124999157
Eh
Still don't entirely get it, but given my partner of choice I don't suppose I would
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>>124998850
I dunno, It makes sense for Chara to be the one having the reaction, but not expressing confusion about it outwardly

I mean for Chara to be explaining everything you do, even things that don't need explaining. (You picked this up, you ate this. You restored this much HP.) just seems weird and unnecessary.
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>>124998365
Reporting in. Goat nerd is best nerd.
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>>124998829
Papyrus is unintentionally the lewdest character, but at the same time, he's the purest character.

He is the epitome of MOE. Protect the MOE. Love the MOE.
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>>124999148
When you're alone for a long time one of the results can be turning slightly gay. Like prison. I would pretty much have sex with anyone at this point.
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>>124999335
>Goat nerd is best nerd
Bitch I'll fight you.
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>>124999320
> given my partner of choice I don't suppose it would
what's that supposed to mean, anon?
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>>124999317
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>>124999279
>gay for gote and straight for fish
My nigga
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>>124999317
I don't know anon, I'm there too. I actually find it kind of distressing. Halloween was really hard to deal with, because all the skeletons everywhere kept making me think bad thoughts
I wish i could be a proud skelefucker, but i think its pretty fucked up that i feel this way
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>>124999213
Ayy.

>>124999320
And that's fine.
That's actually why some people list it as a fetish, it's not for everyone.
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>>124999428
Cats
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>>124999424
You won't do it. No balls.
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>>124999148
>>124999279
I'm only gay for fish and straight for skeletons
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>>124999317
I read this as "walking hours"
>tfw I don't have a car so I have to walk everywhere to get errands and grocery shopping done. All I have to fill my mind while I'm walking are thoughts like these.
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>>124999148
>implying I'm straight
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>>124999523
>Last image for the thread
You have one job.
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>>124999523
>those muscles
>those scars
>sweatingalphys.jpg
>>
>Being ashamed of wanting to bone a cartoon skeleton

I'm going to draw lewd Papyrus if you don't knock it off.
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>>124999510
> I don't have a car so I have to walk everywhere to get errands and grocery shopping done. All I have to fill my mind while I'm walking are thoughts like these.
You know, I wish this weren't true for me but it is actually what I did today
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>>124999381
Someone shoop Papyrus lewds into that one Travis Touchdown image.
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>>124999510
Why not listen to music on your phone/old ass mp3 player?
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>>124999498
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

>image limit
Well there goes that joke. http://imgur.com/CVflhyh
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>>124998365
Hi.
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>>124999485
I have now correctly placed two anons. Either I spend too much time here or you guys are very distinct posters. Either one is good

How's the flirting going, anon?
>>
Goodnight /utg/
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>>124999317
Same here.
When I was flirting with a person I felt terribly because a part of me thought I was cheating on the fucking skeletons
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>>124999606
Do it anyway.
Make it shit on purpose
>>
Why do I have to fill out so many captchas with street signs? Is this some kind of fetish thing?
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>>124999672
I'm curious as to what exactly tipped you off
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>>124999510
Walking's good. Keeps you thin.
It's what we were born to do.
It also has the nice side of not making you tired.
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>>124999457
>signature mentions being a 20yo virgin

Oh lord
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>>124999317
>I literally think about getting fucked by a fictional skeleton through all of my waking hours
Holy shit are you me??? I've been filling that void with terrible fanart and fanfiction but it's just...not enough...

>>124999469
Be a proud skeletonfucker, damn it. Own that shit.

>>124999672
Probably a little of both. I always say I'm here every night and whenever I lament my lost picture collection that's just confirming it.
>>
>Thought up VAs if Undertale gets an anime
Toriel - Aya Hisakawa
Asgore - Akio Otsuka
Papyrus - Jun Fukuyama
Sans - Rikiya Koyama
All dogs - Akira Ishida
Monster kid - No idea
Undyne - Megumi Toyoguchi
Alphys - Aoi Yuuki
Mettaton - Miyano Mamoru
Asriel(adult) - Shuuichi Ikeda
Chara/Frisk - Maaya Sakamoto
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>>124999469
Oh no
Now I'm going to think of skeletons whenever I see another person. Fuck.
No.
I CAN'T ESCAPE
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>>124999645
All my pants have shallow/no pockets to fit a phone and I have to haul a LOT of heavy things back to my apartment and I don't want to risk dropping/breaking anything
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>>124999719
I have a fucking boyfriend and I feel like I'm cheating on him by lusting over the skeleton all day
this is teenage girl tier shit and I'm 23 fucking years old, kill me
>>
I'm glad I missed the skeleton fucker fetish bus.
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>>124999837
There's literally a skeleton inside you right now.
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>>124999771
As if that wasn't otherwise obvious though.
That's what makes it kinda okay.
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>>124999457
>Mass Effect
>Good story

W E W L A D

E

W

L

A

D
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>>124999837
>looks in mirror
>SKELETON INSIDE ME
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>>124999828
Monster Kid can be Daisuke Sakaguchi since he's an annoying twat.
>Jun Fukuyama
All I know him for is Lelouch and shitty 18+ BL tapes where he sounds like a qt girly trap. Neither of which fits for Papyrus.
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>>124999771
aahahah yeah that 20 year old virgin what a loser :')
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>>124999948
This is a blue board, anon
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>>124999879
They're here now.

I feel afraid.
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>>124999760
Yeah, I don't mind the exercise
But I might be a bit TOO thin
Actually no, I know I am
I spend too much time shit posting and not enough time eating
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>>124999892
HOLY SHIT
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>>125000025
>He never saw Soaring Kake Girl
>Doesn't know about LEOPARDO
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>>124999457
>Mass Effect
>Looks better
>More impressive story
>>
i may want to fuck an anthropomorphic edgelord goat but at least i dont want to stick my dick in bones
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>>124999892
Stop it anon, I'm gonna cum
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>>124999879
I wouldn't be on this shitty bus if I didn't come to these threads and one of you assholes didn't post a lewd joke image in jest.
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>>124999812
>Be a proud skeletonfucker, damn it. Own that shit.
I'll try from now on. for you.

>>124999864
>I have a fucking boyfriend and I feel like I'm cheating on him by lusting over the skeleton all day
Luckily my bf is pretty much Sans in human form, and he knows, so I feel less guilty? Or maybe more guilty
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>>125000046
>But I might be a bit TOO thin
Holy shit how fucking american are you?
Extra body fat is no good for your health. If you're lanky, that's fine. Even if someone's a bit bonely it's better than being fat, for males at least.
Young men build muscle faster than anyone as well so building some is actually easy.
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>>125000204
You always had the fetish anon. I've seen a ton of skeleton porn now and I still feel nothing.
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>>124999148
Nah, I'm straight. I'd fuck fishwife, if she wasn't in a relationship. That said, isn't Undyne bisexual or pan sexual or whatever? She respects power and full-throttle attitudes.
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>>124999894
I'm more laughing at why he'd want that mentioned on every post he makes on a video game forum. Is it supposed to be an attempt at self-depreciating comedy? Just seems cringy to me.

>>125000034
20 isn't even that old. Your time will come anon, and so will you.
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>>125000298
>Respect = want to fuck
Probably not.
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>>124999747
For neet anon it was the picture count and the "lost access" to the old shit.

For flirt anon it was the way they talked about sex. They have a rather unique way (for these threads at least) of talking about sex that takes it a bit further than just the physical shit. Also they avoid specifics and keep their comments abstract.

Flirt anon has much more character to pick up on than most posters, too. Sort of like LSDanon with their posts about good vibes and lucid dreaming. NEET anon sometimes seems to fit the depressed poster style, but without the absolute doom and gloom that comes from those posters. and yeah, the fact that they still talk about their fucking pic collection makes it really easy to spot them that fag needs to suck it up and get their usb fixed already
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>>125000298
Bi-sexual probably because Asgore makes her sweaty.

>>125000287
It's basically impossible to build a lot of muscles with too high % of bodyfat but being a stringbean won't help either.
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>>125000287
I'm a female though
and I'm 100 lbs
kill me
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>>124999864
Oh my poor, misunderstood anon. I got you.
>>125000271
Where can I found one of those.. Sans in human form?
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>>125000298
She says she likes to pick up girls at the dumpster, and unlike Alphys she seems to respect Asgore only as a mentor.
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>>124999672
I don't know if I should be intrigued or worried that I can be spotted out so easily.
It was the smut talking, wasn't it?
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>>125000034
it's ok i didn't lose my virginity until i was 24 :^)
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>>125000298
I want to have a very fulfilling friendship with the fish.
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>>125000472
I explained here in case you missed it
>>125000407
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>>124999892
WAKE ME UP
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>>125000445
Being too thin as either gender is no good, but 100 pounds isn't terrible for a woman. Unless you're above six feet or something, you should be fine.

>>125000462
That's a shame. I'd still fuck her, even if I didn't have a chance.
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>>125000490
i didn't lose my virginity until i was 25 and that's only because i went out of my way to hook up with a guy. i still have not fucked a woman to this day.
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>>125000271
does he tell really awful puns everywhere he goes and everyone gets mad at him?
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>>125000449
>Where can I found one of those.. Sans in human form?

Start by finding all the short guys you know, then pick the most laid-back one with the deepest voice

If you don't know any, sort your dating sites by short guys
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>>125000445
same here but I'm 4'8'' so at that point it's no longer thin.
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*The wind is howling.
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>>125000298
Unlike Alphys who is desperation-sexual, Undyne only expresses interest in girls. Which hurts my heart profoundly.
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>>124999892
I have a skeleton inside me right now
But I want to have another one inside
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>>125000571
well i lost mine to a random tinder date so yeah not anything to be proud of
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>>124990984
>2:15 in the morning.
>I make the dumbass decision to accept a write request that involves math.
>Forget about the blinds during the pre-flop.

I might try this another time, but not tonight. Sorry anon, my brain does not want to cooperate tonight.
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>>125000542
It would be entertaining to befriend the fish. Playing vidya with someone so passionate would be nice, especially when we lose in competitive games like MOBAs or FPS games.

>All these femanons looking for human form
I didn't know there were so many wolves in the desert, because all this thirst for the bone is uncanny.
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>>125000445
Girls can have some on them indeed, yeah.

Just buy a bag of chips and dip. No one can resist good potato chips and dip.
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>>125000564
Thanks anon, and yeah I am in no way tall
maybe I just have too many fat friends who can't stop shitting on me about my weight and I'm being dumb letting it get to me
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>>125000407
I'm poor as shit bro I have NO FUCKING MONEY
I CAN NOT GET IT FIXED

But yeah the depression stuff has always been there, wheee
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>>125000623
I don't mind if he's short. I just want the laid-back, bad puns and deep voice business
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>>125000795
suck a couple of dicks for the cash, anon.
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>>125000863
I've tried paying people to suck their dick in the past.

No one's taken the offer.
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bitch. i feel like i was lied to about this "college life" thing.

i have not sucked one dick or banged ANYONE. NOTHING. i'm a second year student. and i'm CUTE too.
are art students really such prudes? jeez-o-pete, buddy.
just some self-conscious nerd kid. someone like, burgerpants, maybe? jeeeez.
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>>125000863
>getting herpes instead of a job
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>>125000445
I'm 90 pounds and 5 feet and it feels fucking great
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>>125000863
And screw the thousands of dollars in medical bills those STD's will cost.
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>>125000912
where do you live
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>>125000925
go to a frat party dumbass
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>>125000925
People are too afraid to interact/approach others for flings or relationships anymore

Also if you are cute someone like Burgerpants would admire you from a distance but never approach you
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>>125000925
Don't stick your dick in any woman unless you want to end up in jail.
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>>125000969
>>125000935
You know most prostitutes have the guy wear a condom while sucking his dick right?
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>>125000863
What part of "neet" implies I ever go out, or would even know what the hell to do with a penis if one were in front of me
>I'm going to die a lonely virgin with no sans collection
Just end me already
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>>125000991
New orleans
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>>125000781
Something tells me your friends have tumblrs. Tell them to lay off the Wingdings and go on a treadmill. As for you, it's okay to have some fatty meat every now and then.

Proper dieting goes both ways!

>>125000925
Go to a frat party, dress more suave / slutty depending on your gender, and try to go to places / do things that involve new people. Trust me, college is where horny people go.
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>>125000925
Friendzoning is actually the only thing that goes on in college. That and shit-tons of unnecessary drama.

If you're actually desperate, get drunk with your best friend, Netflix and chill.
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>>125000959
>5'
>90 lbs
Christ almighty I could carry you around and use you as an armrest.
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>>125000781
Yeah, don't go to early grave just because your friends can't stop the twinkies. I've heard that women very commonly have this sort of peer pressures from each other.
But being overweight is unhealthy. It's not whether it's acceptable or not, but it should be avoided for very real reasons.
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>>125000816
>I don't mind if he's short. I just want the laid-back, bad puns and deep voice business

Introverts are hard to find IRL, because they stay inside. Just find the quiet guys and get to know them
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>>125000749
RIP somesort of write anon.
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>>125001057
>condom blowjob

does that even feel good? my dick is dead to the world when i put a condom over it.
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>need to reach bump limit

Post what you're listening to utg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQJFCcW6Q2o
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>>125000751
Oh man, I wouldn't take fish to MOBA matches. I couldn't do that to her temper.

In fact, I can't subject myself to it either. It's the worst community in a video game.
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>>125001085
>Implying 1 out of x condoms won't break.
>Implying one of the fuckers won't drug/rape you while on the job.
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>>125001225
Well now I'm listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQJFCcW6Q2o

Because I'm one of those fucking freaks that actually listens to what's posted by anons from these sorts of questions
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>>125001085
Insert dick in mouth. Move tongue. You did it!
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>>125001225
https://soundcloud.com/napemango/o-m-e-g-a
i love these omega flowey remixes.
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>>125001225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPCMJC1Ig6s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uHRi67mlsc

I really should be sleeping, but I can't help but stay up and shitpost here.
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>>125000925
There is a ton of sex in college. It's just never consensual.

But seriously, why the fuck would you believe what you've been told about college life? It's not a bunch of wild sex and fun parties, it's a bunch of the same old shitty stress and terrible, obnoxious parties. Also you're wasting your money and your life.
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>>125001271
>>Implying one of the fuckers won't drug/rape you while on the job.
>Implying that's not my fetish and I wish for it every day
As long as I don't catch an STD or lose a limb, I'd be happy.
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>>125001291
Ayyy
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>>125001092
sorry i dont live anywhere near that but if i did id let you suck my dick plus whatever else you wanna do no problem and i wouldnt charge you a cent
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>>125001225
We don't need to reach bump limit. This is a fine thread.

>>125001180
The easiest way to find introverts would be through some dating site. If you're really desperate, you could try /soc/.

>>125001268
It's pretty bad, yeah, but I'm too self-deprecating and depressed to listen to other people. The trick is to just ignore the assfaggots in ASSFAGGOTS.
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>>125001271
Shit, wrong person.
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>>125001132
> carry you around
my boyfriend does this when I refuse to socialize
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>>125001309
It's not that easy, apparently.

I've tried.
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>>125001085
Well, every single one of your parents and great grandparents was able to do it. Everyone.
You're just telling yourself you can't do it.


I don't blame you though. The world has changed a lot in a very short time. And considering how many people are lonely and depressed, not necessarily for the better.
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>>125001430
Kinky.
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>>125001325

>Also you're wasting your money and your life.

The best thing I got out of college was a work ethic and speech class made me extremely confident and outgoing compared to how I used to be.
>>
Speaking of MOBAs and playing a healer in video games... You guys just play them to get off, right? 50% of the reason I play those kind of games is to be berated and blamed for things I didn't do.
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>>125001000
>>125001121
art school ain't got frat parties. yo.
>>125001040
IM GOING TO DIE.
I GOTTA DO THIS. I GOTTA LOCATE SOMEONE. BUT IT'S HARD.
I KNOW EVERYONE HERE IN THE ANIMATION DEPARTMENT AND I DON'T THINK I'D BANG /ANY/ OF EM. i don't think...
YIKES. yikes. YIKES.

college is a lie I MEAN IM HAVING FUN. EVERYONE LIKES ME. ITS JUST. THEY THINK IM LIKE, 4. I LOOK 4. I ACT 4. KINDA. I JUST YELL PENIS A LOT BECAUSE I THINK ITS FUNNY.
im gonna die
>>
last time i sucked a dick i threw up on it
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>>125001414
>my boyfriend does this when I refuse to socialize
Are you sure you aren't the star in a trap porn doujin?
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>>125001040
>People are too afraid to interact/approach others for flings or relationships anymore
>tfw it's fucking true
You really don't need specifics.
I just feel like my generation has given up.
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>>125001430
do we need a repeat of the blowjob thread from last week
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>>125001180
As an introvert myself that would be really hard. I just want to chill and play video games with someone.
>>125001381
I'm not that desesperate yet
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>>125001532
Slow down next time.
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>>125001291
I do it every time.
I've a lot of discovered good music that way
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>>124996272
I'm a Papyrusfag.
Shame so many of his lewds are noncon though. I just wanna cuddle and make love consensually.
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>>125001527
Kek. Also, this isn't /lolg/, you must be lost anon.
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>>125001271
Thanks for filling me with confidence, pal. I think I'll stay indoors for now. I can rebuild my collection. Maybe.

>>125001309
If porn is anything to go by, it seems more complicated than that.

>>125001461
They also had friends and social lives and all that other normal people shit.
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>>125001501
Was that worth the mountains of debt?
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>>125001630
to be fair i was drunk off of wine and trying to deep throat it
>>
Looks like we're back at 50-50 in the gamefags poll
>>125001225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds26yl8siD0
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>>125001225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42jJ8KMawE8 Been looking for an excuse to share this.
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>>125001414
Goddamnit, all these not-single people in the thread are reminding me of my female friends who like to remind me that they're with someone or that they're interested in other people.

>>125001527
No. I play because I want to hone my skills in a game.

>>125001531
You type like you're 4, fag.
Im sorry that you can't find anyone. At least you're in a place where you have a chance. I'm a chubby NEET who hasn't done shit with himself in a year. You've already got a better chance than me.
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>>125001310
what the fuck am I listening to
>>
>Introverted lesbian that can probably go forth and find a date or something
>Too busy shitposting while playing Street fighter to care
I have work in the morning but I can't stop myself from searching for more matches on the SFV beta
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>>125001558
Pretty sure, because I don't think I've ever owned a penis
Just the star in a gangbang hentai maybe
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>>125001624
I'd chill and play vidya with you, anon. Maybe watch funny videos on Youtube and have lots of home-made meals.
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>>125001717
It's so early on that being this "caught up" is almost worrisome
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>>125001710
That must have been a crazy night...
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>>125001763
g a r d e n but with some song on top of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baV-6-oHnA8
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>>125001659
>They also had friends and social lives and all that other normal people shit.
You're also normal person. You're not a special snowflake.
But like I said, the world they grew up in was different. It was certainly easier to make friends. People had less insecurities to worry about.
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>>125001225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heNQmPkpWA
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>>125001717
I'm surprised nobody on GameFAQs is botting the poll.
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>>125001624
Why not join one of the many skype groups that 4chan has made for vidya playing and work from there? Just join up and start asking if they're willing to play online with you.

>>125001780
Fuck you.
I'm sure you can find happiness. Take your time, anon. I believe in you.
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>>125001687

>Mountains

I went to a community college, got an associates and within a few months of working nice overtime at low pay I've just about amassed what I owe

My friends who went to 4 year schools on the other hand, jesus christ
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>>125001225
Sure, why not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN2RzcEt420
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>>125001781
Oh I thought you were a guy, that makes more sense.

Still cute though.
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>>125001763
I HAVE NO CLUE.
https://soundcloud.com/phizax/underhell
This one is similar in that it has Omega Flowey theme and uses rap in between sections.
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>>125000749
Get some rest, buddy. I look forward to it another time.
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i just finished genocide and chara did nothing wrong
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>>125001780
>tfw you are an introvert bisexual and the confidence of burgerpants
You should probably just go to bed, work is important
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>>125001956
Technically, you did more wrong than she did
>>
Wow Doogle get fucking shit on
:^)
>>
Where's the auto-vote thing for the gamefaqs thing
>>
>>125001780

you sound cool, I'd hang out with you
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>>125001956
True, Chara didn't force you to kill anyone and it's your own fault for turning Chara into a demon by raising your LOVE
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>>125001896
The answer lies in the heart of battle
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>>125002000
Trips have spoken.
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>>124998578
Jerry
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>>125001886
Oh I'm sure they try, but botting is fucking obvious as all shit
>>
So I did a genocide run against my friends' wishes because 'the ending will make me regret it.'

I got a new friend, still waiting for the regrets. Do I need to do something specific for the shit they were warning me about?
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>>125001786
That's so sweet. Thanks, anon. That's all I want
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>>125001956
> attempting to decimate a village
> did nothing wrong
I guess you're technically right, but only bc they weren't allowed to succeed
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>>125001956
You're right. You did everything wrong.

You turned them into a demon.

You monster.
>>
>>125001225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91vggIA2eGc
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>>125001980
You should go to the gym and do cardio/light strength workouts. Helped me out a lot because I started getting fucked in the gym showers.
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>>125002049
Fuck it, I'll go to Virginia and fight that woman I've been talking to but haven't breached the friend zone of. I think she's pretty and I'm tired of shooting myself in the foot.

I should get to bed. My posts are getting really Alphys-tier cringe-y.
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>>125001741
I like this a lot.
>>
Whatcha thinkin' about right now, /utg/?
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>>125002149
Kinky.
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>>125002120
It's not Chara's fault that the village didn't have anymore chocolate
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>>125001956
That is correct. It was all on you.
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>>125002054
I thought it was the people voting for undertale that was botting? At least that's what I keep hearing
Maybe there is botting on both sides
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>>125002180
Don't bother fighting out of the friend zone. Find someone else.
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>>125001896
That's actually a good idea to start.
Maybe one of those anons lives in my country
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>>125002247
those votes get pruned
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>>125002203
Cackling because of the Undyne ending I got

>AND THE HORRIBLE THINGS YOU DID!
Thanks Papyrus
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>>125000407
That's some Sherlock shit. Nice literary analysis. Did you go to school for that kind of thing?
>>125001291
Any other songs by this artist that y'all like?
I like their style, but not that song in particular, ya feel me?
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>>125002090
Hopefully you find someone like that then, as I highly doubt I am anywhere in your area. And I'm not short so being totally Sans is not my thing. I love puns and gags though, no doubt. I'm a master at Dad Jokes.
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>>125002203
"I have an English professor who doesn't know what a rhetorical essay is. She doesn't know the different between inductive and deductive, and the entire class fucking hates her."
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>>125001849
>You're not a special snowflake.
Hey, I never implied I was. But I have enough self awareness to know that I can't just burst out my front door and immediately make friends with everyone I see.
I'm painfully aware of the fact that it's mostly my fault that I can't, mainly due all the physical atrophy I've experienced from laying around shitposting all day, or the weird and constant aches and illnesses that will never be explained because I refuse to see a doctor about it. Couldn't explain the crippling fear of being around other people though, that developed when I was maybe 11 or so and it never went away.

So yeah, I'm aware that I'm to blame for being a NEET.
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>>125002290
Living outside of the US is a bad idea.

>>125002279
...yeah, maybe. I don't know, anymore. I don't have social outlets, so it's incredibly hard to find someone. Maybe I should pick up a hobby.
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>>125001741
I can already feel my heart breaking in two.
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>>125002352

Force yourself to start making small talk or greeting people, it took a while but that helps
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>>125002203
Thinking of how to get into a kinky mood so I can continue my lewdfic
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>>125002203
"I have to close at work until midnight tomorrow then come back at seven to open. I hate retail." That and Skeletons
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>>125002203
"I hope I get paid enough tomorrow before they take out money from my bank tomorrow to pay of my credit card"
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>>125002149
>tfw my gym doesn't have showers (It's near my home, so that's not a problem)
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>>125001225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwN5HLiZ7_o
It's so damn catchy
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>>125002352
> crippling fear of being around other people
> lethargy
sounds like social anxiety and depression, both of which I have
They've both been mitigated to some degree by antidepressants. See a doctor, anon. And consider therapy.
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>>125002203
>CRIPPLING LONELINESS INTENSIFIES
>UNHAPPINESS AT MY SITUATION
>IF I DIED, THINGS WOULD BE OKAY
>WHY CAN'T I BE HAPPY
>WHY DO I ALWAYS FAIL AT EVERYTHING
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>>125002391
>Maybe I should pick up a hobby
I know a great hobby you might like
it's called video games
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>>125002203
"I should be asleep since I work in the morning. Retail sucks. God I want Undyne to dominate me."
The usual.
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>>125001780
>tfw you're an extrovert but have zero irl friends because you moved across the country
>no people remotely near my age at my job to make friends with
at least i get along really well with my sister, still i have no idea how to go out and make friends and the lack of hanging out with people is depressing the shit out of me
>>
>>125002203

"Why am I reading this instead of finishing these undertale sketches"
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>>125001980
I should probably go to bed because I'm losing to opponents I really shouldn't be losing to right now

Capcom took too long to make the matchmaking work again
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>>125002560
Volunteer at a charity, soup kitchen, or urban housing program.
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>>125002543
I already have that hobby, but I only play single player games.

Well, maybe there's some SMITE, FO4, or SIMS 4 chat group out there.
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>>125002317
I highly doubt it too. But thanks
Being short is just a plus. Fucking dad jokes always gets me.
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>>125000407
>>125000546
I'm... honestly pretty impressed. I wish I were this good at picking up on posters.
Also, sorry. Was listening to a couple fighting outside my apartment complex. Cops got called. Fun shit.

>>125000795
I offered a bunch of times before hun. Hell, you could even stick it in a envelope if you wanted.
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>>125002548
>>125002457
my retail niggas
i have to work the next 3 days in a row, all 8-9 hour shifts
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>>125002203
I'd like to practice whacky voices. Weird Al has some mad talent and I want to be like him some day.
Too bad it's 2am and my parents are sleeping
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>>125002352
What I was implying was that you're just as human as the rest, the latest model in evolution and therefore just as capable.
> I can't just burst out my front door and immediately make friends with everyone I see.
It's not like anyone else can either.
>or the weird and constant aches
Unless you're getting an hour of exercise a day, that's normal and will bother you increasingly for the rest of your life unless you change that. Studies suggest that sitting in place is very unhealthy, even comparable to smoking.

Activating oneself is hard. Try bit at a time, the more you get done the easier it gets to get shit done. Go for a daily walk. Do it, you can chip off an hour of shitposting, it's easy and pleasant to do and it'll reduce muscle and joint ache.
>>
>>125002203
"Holy shit I'm fucking good looking"
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>>125002391
Yeah, tell me about it.
>>125002648
Tomorrow is a need day to play vidyas. Sleep well lil skel
>>
New thread where?
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>>125002302
Nope, I haven't taken any classes for anything like that. It comes naturally to me.

As for music: (that was also me you linked), nah not particularly. I haven't really spent enough time listening to this artist to have much of an opinion beyond the fact that it sounds pretty. It has synth pop influences, which I like quite a bit, but aside from that I'm not sure what I think of that song or that artist. If you like them though

>>125002661
Thanks Domestic disputes are always fun
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>>125002203
I should be out. Walking.
It's decent weather but no snow.
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>>125002203

I can't share that with you
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>>125002203
dying
>>
is someone else making a thread or should i

i dont want two
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>>125002846
I'll fucking do it, hold on.
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>>125002672
Oh aren't those just the best shifts? I live in a seasonal area that's dead in the winter time but our corporate office doesn't seem to comprehend that so we despite the fact we're dead after 9 pm, we still have to stay open till midnight. And next week it's gonna be till 1:30 am.
>>
I got the new thread right here

>>125002873
>>125002873
>>125002873
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>>125002765
Migosip pls
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>>125002203
considering actually breaking down and studying anatomy just so I can draw better skeletons
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>>125002203
"I want to learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPROCSjKWjU on Piano"

I can't print sheet music. I have no working laptop. Fuck.
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>>125002684
There's always tomorrow.

If you need someone to bounce off of, I'd be happy to help.

>>125002768
I wasn't expecting to feel this way from this thread. I'm surprised. I thought you guys were a bunch of shitposters, but I can see I was wrong.
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>>125002649
i've thought about it but idk. i really should look into another job because i get dick all for hours but i've gotten so fucking apathetic about everything that i cant be fucked to change shit.
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>>125002657
You're welcome. Hopefully it cheered you up some. I'd ask if you'd want to talk more but good lord my assburgers will probably stop me from having a conversation unless it's about vidya or something like that. I do hope you find some happiness in your life though, as I'm still looking for mine.
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>>125002203
donating money just to stick it to some fucking aweful people.
and penises.
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>>125002912
My anatomy classes from 2 years ago are actually being usuful now
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>>125002768
>Tomorrow
It's a stress test, SFV won't be up tomorrow most likely
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>>125002672
I know that feeling. We recently lost someone so we all had to start busting our asses twice as hard to make due. And I'm one of the few people in the meat department who gives a rats ass about the customers so it's harder for me to explain that we don't have something and there aren't any good alternatives.
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>>125002793
I'm a little pissed there's no snow because snow shoveling is really good exercise that I'm basically forced to do.
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>>125002971
You did actually.
>Implying I don't only talk about vidya or comics
Hope your find you happiness too, anon
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>>125002971
>>125003208
Now kiss.
Would it be a dumb idea to post my skype username for people to talk to me at? I want to help people.
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>>125002946
We are a buch of shitposters but some of us have feelings too. So sleep and maybe you can play vidya on the weekend
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>>125003282
There IS a night time /utg/ skype group....
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>>125003208
>vidya AND comics
Nice. It'd be unlikely but I can give a Steam or Skype or whatever and tomorrow we could talk or something.
>>125003282
Lewd.
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>>125003349
What? Shit, I need to join that.

>>125003307
I play vidya all day. I'm burned out. Tomorrow, I'm going to search for the mystical /utg/ group, call them, and be drunk. I might hit on some femanons, I might make a fool out of myself.
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>>125003349
I'm going to look for that
>>125003282
Anon, remember, blue board
>>125003383
Steam please, it's always nice to find persons as fucked up as you
>>125003423
You WILL make a fool out of yourself. But that's ok don't we all?
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>>124991056
I'm voting games in honesty.
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>>125003349
Give name.
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>>125003831
>>125003694
>>125003423
Check the new thread.
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>>125003694
>fucked up
Not even the tip of the iceberg for me.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/a-ric/
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>>124997843
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