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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
>>124966173
>>124966076
sorry famzilla
>>124966285
well shiet, ok then
>>124966304
>being pro skub
>>124966502
>eve online
>2015
Shiggy siggy diggy wiggy
WHICH THREAD SHOULD I POST IN???
Anyone got Toriel with the vaporizer?
I bet if I lived with Toriel she would hug me all the time without me even have to ask
>>124968219
>>124968447
I wish they would call me pretty too
>>124967543
What is this epic vape meme?
Chara! On the front page!
Snowdrake x Chilldrake fanfiction when?
>>124976875
More Snowdrake OC in general when?
Why is the flower so qt?
Xth for depressed wageslave
>>124966173
That's a very cute Asriel! Sauce?
>>124976991
Someday
Posting in real thread, let's get this moving.
Post fish.
this is lewd
i love chara so much it hurts
>>124966173
Threadly reminder that papytton is the WTP
https://youtu.be/TX8_V2X7Yco
>also preemptive woshing.
>>124977239
>>124977135
For Asgore!
>>124977135
Fish being a horrible person?
Okay
>>124977175
I guess it's time for bad art and writing
>>124966448
What is that on the sides of temmie's head
>>124977298
DELETE THIS YOU FAGGOT
nth for lizard
>>124977356
Dog ears
I want to cuddle the goat so bad it hurts
>>124977175
>>124977292
don't fuck the partner
just like
make the partner happy
i don't even care if that involves hurting someone i just want to make them happy
help me
>>124977135
have some lizard with your fish
>>124977506
I wouldn't fuck human Chara. She is a cute, chubby daughterfu that had a hard life and had Asriel as a brother. Truly suffering
Demon Chara though? She's asking for it
>>124977540
how does undyne feel about alphys beingT H I C K
>>124977175
link?
Were you?
>>124977623
i don't want to fuck any of them
i still want to try and comfort the demon even though they probably don't really want me to
like i couldbe of useto them
i don't even have any xp but that didn't really seem to stop them from killing flowey
if killing me helps them sure i guess
>>124977452
That's really cute!
Now I want a Drive and Undertale crossover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>>124977854
>like i could be of use to them
Batter pls go
Chara is not for puppeteer
>>124977994
What does the batter have to do with any of this.
>>124977689she's into it
Well im heading to bed night /utg/
>>124977689
Good i Hope
>>124977994
I am the savior that will purify the world.bitch
>>124977994
*taps comically large cigar* I'D PEPPER HER STEAK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>124978198
Can i help?
I don't see enough group pictures
Post shit with the whole gang, or as many of them as you can
>>124978238
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in the CORE, and I have over 95 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla FIGHT and I’m the top knife girl in the entire Royal Guard forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Mt. Ebott and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in CQC, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Real Knives in my mommy's cabinet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>124977135
>>124977135
>>124977949
Well, something that involves driving, at least?
>>124978323
>>124978246
Woshua is the only one pure enough.
bye tem flakes 2day
>>124978431
burgerpants & nice cream guy being cute
:)
This place seems kinda dead today.
>>124978323
>>124978423
>>124978502
i think the fandom at large is tiring out
nothing wrong with that, three months of frenetic activity followed by hibernation is better than a lot of IP's get
>>124978323
This is my favorite group image.
http://imgur.com/a/cd3eH
I updated it some, frisk / chara lewds.
I WANT TO MARRY FLOWEY
>>124978502
everybody is confused with the 2 simultaneous threads
>>124978620
The fandom isn't dying out, we're still very active for a general and new content is still flowing in pretty steadily from all over. Things have slowed down a bit, but I would say it's far from tiring out.
If there's a reason it's slowing down now, it's because chucklefucks are spreading themselves between three threads.
>>124978501
drawing this, but I'm moving over to the other thread
>>124978323
661
>>124978238
that man in that picture is american sniper chris kyle he is an american hero with over 300 confirme dkills he would kick your stupid goatfag ass everyday like he did with goatfuckers in iraq
>>124978713
>That bunny sniffing one
>The lewdest part of it to me is the little bit of frisk back
I need to seek help
>>124978620
A lot of people have finals this week as well
>captcha is pasta
>>124977452
you and me both.
>>124978431
Adult Asriel, having grown out of his edgy phase, has learned the appeal of a classic sword and board plus plate armor.orrrr huge rabbit shopkeeper boobs
>>124978345
Undyne, get off the internoot, you're drunk.
>>124978502
There are 3 threads atm, a lot of people are spread out
>>124978769
I'm honestly shocked the fandom is still going as strong as it is. I was gone for a month and expecting everyone to be over it, but I think we got a good few months before we see any substantial loss.
>>124977689
she can lift while she kisses
it's pretty useful
>>124978216
I think it'd be funny if the batter was all of their dads
>>124978198
I KNOW YOU WANT A SECOND CHANCE AT BEING A DAD, BUT THIS ISN'T HOW YOU DO IT
>>124978769
>>124977452
>>124978502
I've been looking for this pic.
Thank you, Anon.
>>124978730
>Mettaton's legs
kek
>>124979018
he was never a dad, hugo made THEM
>>124978879
It IS pretty cute.
>>124978974
Should we tell everyone to come here?
>>124979017
>You will never train your band of daughterus to become a group of hardened purifier badasses
You're chilling at the beach with your hot fishwife when suddenly THIS MAD CUNT walks into the scene showing off his burly pecs.
What do you do to avoid being keked?
>>124979134
>Translators in charge of translating right
>>124979228
Stay determined.
>>124979228
>fishwife
He can have them
>>124979191
Everyone about ready for the holidays?
>>124977135
Fish!!!!
Out of curiosity, has anyone actually talked to the guy who fapped to shitty Sans in a while?
>>124979572
yeah should be nice and comfy,
I'm visiting my sister for it up north so there should even be actual snow (I live in Texas so thats a big deal)
>>124979672
Found you, fapanon
>>124979610
I'm married and I wish I could be the lizard so bad
>>124979767
Fapanon?
>>124978482
what sick fantasies occur behind these eyes, /utg/?
>>124979572
I haven't done much. What do you plan on doing anon?
>>124979572
We should do a secret santa if we're still around next year.
>>124979610
I love thefeesh
>>124979889
I want to make Alphysclean and happy_____________________
>>124979672
As far as I know he's either left or has the sense to shut up about it
Think of the lewdest fantasy you have involving your favorite character. Picture it in your head.Your favorite character is now replaced by Burgerpants in this fantasy. This is what you deserve for being a degenerate.
>>124979889
How many times do you think she pleasured herself with Mettaton's body before giving it to him?
>>124979889sharing a domestic life togetheralso probably some hentai tentacle shit
/utg/ i just wanna tell you that i really love you a lot thanks for the good times & the good content
>>124979997
>sensual cuddling and sex with Burgerpants
As long as he takes a shower beforehand, I'd be fine with that
>>124979997
>demongote rape
kek i'd just laugh
>>124979889
Lots and lots oftentacle rape
>>124979997
well that was a rollercoaster
>>124979997
>implying its not the exact same
>>124979997
>footjobs and mom based incest roleplaying
neat
>>124979889
>>124979908
I'll go visit my parents. I also need to make a bunch of gifts since I can't afford to buy them this year.
Do you have plans?
Post art that shouldn't be cute, but is.
>>124979572
Hurt my wrist. And I went to a realy awkward party wit a friend who want to bring someone along, the potato hash brown cakes were good, and then I played board games. I'm ready though.
>>124980248
>>124980165
>>124980026
tentacle rape no shit
what about less boring shit
>>124977727
It's just the cover for now.http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18476412/
>be me
>chilling with all my video game friends
>everyones here
>look at my watch
>7:00 am
>"Shit guys I gotta go"
>"Bye anon!" they all say
>my alarm clock goes off
Just take me into a coma already please.
I just want tobullythe flower
>>124980360How about being eaten alive by Undyne and forced to live there for the rest of her life.
>>124979572
I'm waiting until there's snow or at least a few days before Christmas to get my gifts. Right now the weather is rather warm, which is kinda sad since there's always been big ass snowstorms by then.
A Christmas that isn't white is just sad, and I think this year might be one. But hey, I got my hopes up
>>124980332
Forgot photo.
>>124977847
no i was just bad at video games shut up
>>124980612
neat
>>124979610
>>124979813
>>124980026
>>124980248
>>124977135
>>124980279
Nothing much really
>>124980589
>A Christmas that isn't white is just sad, and I think this year might be one. But hey, I got my hopes up
Agreed. Snow in my area melted recently and everyone is worried we won't get any for the big day.
>>124980650
... sadly this as wellFML
>>124978482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvxzKpMHMTQ
>>124980650
cute
For all you skelefuckers into gore out there
Warning: not for the faint of heart
>>124980883
Nothing is good about this.
>>124980949
breaking bones like this scares me, it would be hard for them to heal right
>>124980583Undyne vore never
>>124980949
Have some not-gore
>>124981035
Are you young? If you're under like, 30, you have NOTHING to worry about.
>>124980589
>chirstmas in two weeks
>it was 80 degrees today
what the fuck texas
don't forget
>>124981150
>no undyne vore
Good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHKrfdktzcc&list=PLp96_njNRIIVjWwyUBE0SmFpq3-5kIHK9
After a few hours in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.
>>124981184
BLUE
BOARD
you know you're not a kid anymore when the sight of snow invites nothing but misery into your heart
yeah it looks pretty for about two hours and then you get two weeks of blackened gasoline-stinking mush to wade through on your way to work
>>124981218
>Unless you are super Amerifat, or work at dangerous job sites.
>>124981218
yes but one of my older relatives died shortly after breaking one of those bones I think
Also it just looks painful.
>>124979997
>implying I don't already lewd Burgerpants
rate my asgore xmog you shitposting fucks
>>124981239
>christmas in two weeks
>i live in canada and it hasn't snowed once
save me al gore
Not gay but I want an anon to fill me with their hot semen
So yeah, other than that, not gay at all
>>124981318
Pretty good job, Anon!
>>124981409
Needs more dead children
>>124981325
Snow is great but ice is shit.
>>124981304
I really feel sorry for those cheerleaders. I know I shouldn't, but God Damn.
buddy's doing a geno run and he walked through all the traps in snowdin forest, has the creepy music playing in snowdin, gets the BUT NOBODY CAME message in the forest but has folks in snowdin and regular papyrus battle. What the fuck.
>>124981431
I'd do it if you take a shower beforehand.
How would Chara react to seeing you can reach LV 50 in OFF?
you are my best friends
http://pastebin.com/bLxnS5DY
I rewrote one of my old fics, because it was, quite frankly, shit. Enjoy Frisk has a Nightmare, v. 2.0The lullaby goes to the beat of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23s6SaMOlcg&feature=youtu.be&t=3m and should start at 3 minutesDoogle asked for me to repost.
>>124981431
>>124981325
I'd hate the snow a little less if my neighbors wouldn't judge me for playing in it at my age.
fish a cute with baby sharks
>>124981605
i'm sorry it had to come to this anon.
Well Gnight anon.
Gonna get off for the night, try not to die.
>>124981738
it's okay i like you guys
>>124981540
The comedian got away. Failure.
>>124981605
Wanna fug?
>>124981540
You don't feel your sins crawling on your back
>>124979997
>Catty/Burgerpants
But Anon, nothing changes
>>124981517
I feel bad for that guy. Oh man, I'm getting really depressed for him now. I'm way too empathetic. Time to draw to take my mind off of it.
Any requests?
>>124981756
I'll try extra hard not to die just for you. Goodnight.
>>124981571
>They find Disgaea
>They cum instantly
>>124981571
Seeing as it takes several hits to kill a baby she wouldn't be phased
>>124981887
Draw Burgerpants making funny faces.
>>124979889alphys has a thing for stuffingUndyne
>>124981605
sorry
>>124981786
Does that mean if you don't get a snowdrake encounter by chance before you deplete the kill count you get locked out of the run?
>>124981605Back at ya. Being in these threads is the most fun and companionship I've had in a long time.
>>124981713
noice
>>124981887
Cute Asriel doing cute stuff while being cute.
I would appreciate it if you drew it in a cute way.
Is this nsfw?
>get to sans
>lmao this'll be easy he's a joke character
>unleashes his first attack
>>124981501
>dk
what do you think army of the dead does bro
>>124979997
>it was burgerpants already
heh
what can i say. i fall for pathetic nerdy virgin dudes like him
>you let asriel use your computer
>he leaves the computer on
>see this
wat do?
>>124981937
>Lv. 9999 hundreds of times over with trillions of damage
You're damn straight.
>>124981713
>That whale shark
Oh geez
>>124982041
Depends if you think this is NSFW
>>124981887
Adult Asriel in skinny jeans, converse, a t-shirt, and an unzipped zip-up hoodie
>>124982126
I know it gets ridiculous but has anyone ever gotten to that level?
>>124981479
Thanks, thinking of doing papyrus next. Here people, vote who I should make next. I'll upload it whenever I have the time.
http://strawpoll.me/6233769
>>124981713
>has eyepatch
>>124982063
Show him how to do secks
>>124982175
MY VIRGIN EYES
SOMEONE CALL A PASTOR
>>124982054
>army of the dead
>-summon 6 dead children to fight for you for a short period of time
Amazing
>>124982241
I'm just as much an Asrielfag as the next guy, but geez that's a really generic edgy asriel request
I want to be snuggled by Muffet. I want her to love me so much that she doesn't expect money in exchange for being with me. I want to be taken care of by Muffet.
FISH
booby
It's time for my 2 favorite things.
>thick
>trashy
>>124982390
sorry anon but she'd charge heavy fees by the hour, and additional charges for fake affection
>>124982053
Kids like you...
>>124982263
Here's over a hundred quadrillion damage.
>>124982480
禁止!
>>124982380
It's just normal clothes, man. I want some normal adult Asriel.
>>124982390
>she doesn't want money...
Wishful thinking, eh?
>>124982062
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>124982041
We need more underfell stuff
>>124982495Help I'm out of pictures of thick and trashy i need more.
>>124982517
but I don't want it to be fake. I want to be her one exception because she loves me too much.
>>124982592
I know but the thought makes me feel good.
>>124982639
we really don't
>>124982639
You spelled gundertale wrong.
>>124982063
If he looks like this then teach him everything he needs to know, if its his Shota form then tell toriel her kid is looking up porn
>>124981350
Internal wounds aren't as painful as people seem to imagine. Just because a scratch or burn hurts like hell doesn't mean you're as sensitive everywhere as your skin, which is full and full of nerves instead.
>>124982639
none is perfect amount
>>124982390
She would charge you 9999G/hour and feed you to her pet after you run out of money.
>>124982495
>>124982728
>>124982728
HNNNNG
I want to put my head between those thighs
Post your favorite comic, Anon!
How do I stop being a disgusting robotfucker?
wait is there another thred
>>124982791
this guy gets it. for whatever reason (adrenaline or some shit?) internal injuries just don't hurt as much
>>124982062
>i fall for pathetic nerdy virgin dudes like him
Guys I'm in!
>>124982730
she's a capitalist, son, it would be fake
that's what people often pay hookers for, the full "girlfriend" experience
If Muffet is a JEW then where's her NOSE huh
>>124982639
>>124982890
Don't worry brother. 15-20 years there will be legit sex robots that don't kill your boner with the uncanny valley.
>>124982879
>>124979728
>Santa-Asgore.
I'm saving that. I wish there was more content of cozy, cute, or cuddly asgore.
>>124982949
she ate it
>>124982639
What even is this trashy edgelord AU?こういうAUとはなんと云うクズだろう?
>>124982890
Convert to the zoophiliac master race
So how does it feel being the new My Little Pony/Homestuck/Steven Universe/FNAF?
>>124983003
>>124983063
It doesn't
If I was Frisk life would be better.
>>124981887
Frisk but their lower half has done a complete 180 and have to walk backwards everywhere.
>>124982639
This series doesn't appeal to me at all.
i am officially unbanned for posting goat then complaining about goat being deleted without reason
>>124982924
internal injuries don't hurt because you have less pain senses on the inside of your body
if something is going wrong inside your body, badly, you're probably totally fucked without medical assistance
if something is fucked up on the outside, then you can do something to react to it
a primitive human might need senses on the outside to react to stimuli, but internal bleeding usually isn't that painful because there's no advantage to humans who can 'feel' internal injuries in a primitive environment
>>124982728
sorry, anon, all i've got is thick
>>124983003
its okay
>>124983063
Just filter the thread retard
>>124983063
Feels about as terrible as being part of any fandom. I wish I wasn't in it, but I can't help but be attracted to it.
>>124983063
It fills me with DETERMINATION
Latest chapter is finished. Just need to do proofreading, and then it'll be up! Probably in an hour or so.
firstkek request
>>124983032
sold*
shes the next level jew
TAKING ART REQUESTSbooby is permitten
>>124978501
Here you go homie
hope you like it
>>124983195
You too? I was just unbanned like 10 minutes ago
>>124983195
Welcome home
>>124982890
I haven't found the cure, and I don't intend to.
>>124983195
why do you tempt fate this way
>>124983063
I dislike all of those things
>>124983003
>do it for Asgore "My Wife Left Me For A Manlet Skeleton" Dreemurr
>>124983181
That sounds like a fetish, anon. It's like...suspiciously innocuous.
>>124983063
none of those things are exactly the same and they all had important differences to them
>>124983251
Don't reply to them.
Nobody even browses /vg/ so they're only coming here for (You)s
>>124982890
You imagine the smell. Unless you enjoy that? That's not most people though.
Burn some rubber.
>>124982879
Stuck this together.
>>124983235
opps that was meant for >>124983063
>>124983350
yup that sounds about right since all the bans would have been filed around the same time
>>124983390
>none of those things are exactly the same
Aside from their cancerous fanbases
Going to bed now. No luck on the Toriel dream before, hoping I get it this time. Goodnight /utg/, I love you
>>124982879
Holy shit your comic gave me a good kek anon.
I really like the silly gaster comics.
>>124983341
Long hair older frisk booby!
>>124983341
thick trashy garbage lizard
>>124983423
>Papyrus with actual eyes instead of empty eyesockets
A. A. A. A. A.
>>124979335
help I don't want to be a goatfucker
but this picture, oh man...
>>124983341
Sans and Yado playing brass band together
>>124983454
>not posting the full
>>124983341
Still >>124978937
pls
>>124983454
Aww...
"I feel like I've gotten a little fatter"
Chubby goatdad is best goat dad
>>124983209
I like you, Anon. You make sense.
>>124982879
>>124982826
Glorious.
>>124982865
Don't we all?
>>124983218
I think I'm probably alone in my love of trashy girls. But more thick is appreciated nonetheless.
>>124983625
>>124983569
>Lowercase
That's the real joke here you fucking amateur
>>124983623
And the problem is?
>>124983571
>>124983667
Gonna do these ones
>>124983695
ah shit, I guess I still owe you guys the bunny booby from last night.
you're getting it too
>>124983625
>>124983694
I don't like the face on the far left
>>124983341
lewdASSgore
>>124983743
stop posting that asgore impersonator.
HE IS NOT OUR KING.
Anyone have the stitch of the OPM comic?
Chara is a noodle
Charaposters are noodles
You're ALL noodles.
>>124983131
>>124983251
>>124983281
>>124983376
>>124983390
A huh, I'm sure the would all say the same thing.
>>124983297
Except this, this is 100% Undertale
>>124983609
Second.
>>124983830
Awww ye
>>124978456
This is godly
>>124983864
until you like it there will be no goodbye
>>124981318
Hey, I did a thing inMinecrafta while back
It took me 50000 years because I cannot into pixel art
>>124983908
Make the cute face!
>>124983806
It looks weird when it's done outside his 'wacky' face.
>>124983743
>>124984027
Trash
>>124983423
I've always imagined that Mettaton would smell something like cotton candy and latex.
>>124978502
Even DETERMINATION has its limits
>>124983195
I usually just stop posting when I notice janitors deleting for little to no reason
>>124983908
Speaking of noodles, why do English speaking people tend to refer to all spaghetti as noodles?
That's not the same thing.
>>124983625
It's the suit
>>124978502
We're finally dying
>yfw the heroine appears
>>124984087
brb, buying cotton candy and latex
>>124984126
i do too, but this time i actively wanted to get in on it, it seemed like it could be a lot of fun
So wait, you can get banned just for posting a picture of Asriel?
>>124983910
>A huh, I'm sure the would all say the same thing.
And they'd be correct.
All of those things appeared at different times, spread through different forms/websites, and all of those have created equally annoying but culturally distinct cancerous communities.
I honestly don't think undertale will form into something like Homestuck due to it not continuing endlessly with a creator who likes to churn out shit to ridicule and pander to a specific audience.
I'm not saying the Undertale fandom is any better than any other, just that because of it's nature (compared to MLP/Homestuck and arguably FNAF) it will peter out before becoming quite the same level as those.
Depends on what toby does of course.
>>124978665
I prefer this one.
>>124984197
People use spaghetti/pasta/noodles interchangeably.
>>124983310
Stop doing this right when I'm about to go to sleep damn it
Looking forward to it
>>124983910
Does it just give you pleasure knowing we dislike ourselves?
>>124983743
thanks, that cured me
>>124983841
this looks too realistic
>>124984206
i have a mighty weakness for suits
>>124984197
spaghetti has noodles in it
do you call the noodle part pasta instead
>>124984197
Depends on the what your cooking, I prefer pasta.
>>124979335
I want Asgore to make me fulfill my debt for a favor I asked byasking me to make his dead son presentable for his funeral.
>>124984289
No, you can get hit by a janitor. Janitors can submit requests for bans for the mods to look at, which mods seem to just approve without giving a shit.
>>124981713
Sharks a cute.
>>124984289
We'll it starts with lewds, and if there's enough, then all asriel is deleted.
>>124984087
To me, it was definitely mechanic oil, burnt vinyl and very synthetic strawberry.
AND I'M NOT A ROBOFUCKER, JUST LISTING MY IMAGINATION HERE, OKAY?
>>124984241
>>124984289
you can't, but a sour janitor was deleting anything that had to do with asriel, then banned several people who bitched them out.
>>124984292
>He thinks Undertale hasn't already morphed into a giant cesspool of SANS SO HAWT BAD TIME XD teenage fangirls
It's too late, anon. There's no point in denying it.
>>124984241
>>124984384
>weakness for suits
I hope you're prepared.
>>124984225
I'll never forget you, my friends
>>124978665
>>124984326
>Toby
>Monster Kid
>Royal Guards
>Doggo, Dogamy and Dogressa
>the fucking Bird that Carries you over a Disproportionately Small Gap
>no Burgerpants
>>124979572
I'm gonna do a genocide run while listening to Christmas carols.
>>124984453
>asking me to make his dead son presentable for his funeral.
well that got dark
>>124983910
>>124984384
>thanks, that cured me
glad to help, friend
>>124984289
Not normally, there was a janitor going on a rampage the other day for no reason though
He started deleting lewd, then started deleting non-lewd
guess who has two thumbs and posted in the old thread without noticing it was dead! reposting here:
jesus christ what am I doing with my life
Coda part 3 (Female version)
>http://pastebin.com/xivFZ4wP
This is by far the lewdest thing
Post Pacifist, Frisk/Asrielfinally
Parts 1 and 2:
>http://pastebin.com/jFYrntt7
>http://pastebin.com/1pAD2S2G
this was an experience to write, I revised this one a lot
lemme know what you guys think! I'd appreciate any feedback anyone has to offer, I kind of went out on a limb on this one
by reading this spoiler text you agree to inform me if you rub one out
>>124984563
>>124984539
>>124984241
Pardoposters sure hate undyne specifically.
>>124982789
>Toriel has never given The Talk.
>>124983908
Did I accidentally a meme when I called somebody a noodle?
Can the Charaposters please post some cute Chara for me?
>>124983748
It bothers me less because there's a translation directly on top of it. I usually notice lowercase and didn't for this comic. I don't know how to read wingdings but at least in when it's capitalized I can recognize some letters.
Actually looking through the older gaster pics I have saved, a LOT of them are in lower case. That's a shame because the art is really good, now I don't feel like I can repost them ever. It is really bothering.
>>124984356
>>124984412
>>124984436
All of it's pasta, but only the straight ones are spaghetti.
The squiggly ones folder over and over are what are noodles.
>>124979997
>Burgerpants vore
This is my punishment
>>124984686
>Pardoposters
>Implying there's more than one
>>124979889
weeb lizard wants to fuck everything
everything
>>124984453
>asking me to make his dead son presentable for his funeral.
generally that's stuff you ask a morgue to do because it can require makeup and more depending on the decomposition rate of the body or damage done to it
>>124984669
>female version
B-but
>>124984723
Chara is shit
>>124983423
>Sansschams
disgusting
>>124984686
She's a fraud.
She only wants her 15 minutes of fame.
>>124984669
Thanks m90, been waiting for this all day because of that cliffhanger.
>>124984686
She's stealing the spotlight from the TRUE hero of the streets. Really, she's barely a step up from the scum she's fighting in the first place.
>>124984557
>It's too late, anon. There's no point in denying it.
That's where you misunderstand me.
Homestuck or MLP is no longer just faggots who want their next autism shot.
They're DEDICATED RETARDS, it's part of their goddamn online life.
It only keeps intensity if more shit keeps getting added to the fire.
>>124984841
someone find wosh, please
>>124984583
Besides the bird those characters are all more prominent than bpants
Part 7 is up! Or as I like to call it: Flowey gets his little fucking face kicked in.
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/134962628430/hollow-victory-pt-7
Enjoy!
>>124984554
>then banned several people who bitched them outProbably mod's work. If you read the rules, that's actually bannable offense. Complaining about moderation etc.
The jan was just rampant.
>>124984737
I personally like Falla or whatever it's called (bow tie pasta.) And cook it with like itallian sausage and olive oil, with itallian spices.
>>124982879
This one's pretty new, but I'm still loving it.
>>124984723
CUUUUUUUUTE!
>>124979889
She's been alone on the internet for years so probably some sick shit
>>124984841
It was nice meeting you.
Goodbye.
>>124984841
second kek
>>124984832
one thing at a time!
>>124984860
genuinely sorry about that! hope this is worth the wait.
>>124984951
damn, you're on a roll today
>>124982063
Wonder how the fuck aflowerlearned to type.
>>124984841
Blue board anon, that's what >>>trash is for
>>124984723
Somebody ordered a box full of cute?
>>124984686
Her reckless vigilante attitude makes people like Manny Pardo's job 10 times as hard in his ongoing battle with the clever, elusive and probably handsome, Miami Mutilator.
>>124984669
>“Is… that a rubber? Why do you even have that?”
Is Asriel British now.
I love you /utg/! Goodnight!
>>124984841
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A LEWD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>124982621
>>124982946
You're gross. I love it
>>124982879
The dub was pretty good too.
>>124984731
I wouldn't worry if it's an image with lower case but has translations over top.I stitched that one together and some other Gaster stuff. I sometimes fix the lower case thing but didn't bother with that one.
>>124984996
thanks for the stitch anon
>>124984834
I'm glad you're using my image but please, anon, use my fixed version. Flowey doesn't bleed.
>>124984841
AQUAMARINE PLANK
>>124983806
One of the things that fascinates me about the way people draw Papyrus is they always draw him with perfect rectangular teeth when both his talking head sprite and his battle one have teeth that resemble canines
>>124985114
>>124984841
How.
>>124985091
Stop spoiling it you she demon
>>124984841
GOD DAMNIT, BLUE FUCKING BOARD, WISH YOUR FUCKING SOUL, YOU LITTERALY MUSLIM GOAT FUCKER, FUCKING BULLSHIT.... REEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>124984841
Blue board, Anon.
There's a reason why the skelelewd can be posted
>>124984841
BLUE
O
A
R
D
>>124985027
Gyro Pappyri please.
>>124982879
too damn cute
>>124985059
can you put her in thekek box?
>>124984697
what if asriel got saved but he was straight off late teen asriel out of demonformand he knows absolutely nothing about the sexual yet is the horniest mother fucker alive
what then?
>>124985203
I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE CROP
>>124983841
>>124984723
>>124984669
Male version when?
>>124985059
You know how Yzma from Emperor's New Groove had that talk about how she wanted to turn Kuzco into a flea and then put him in a box and them mail it to herself and then smash it with a hammer?
That's me with this post. Remove the demon.
>>124983003
>that upper left hand pic
In your dreams goatkek
>>124985316
>Releasing the chara
>>124984843
>>124984882
>>124985085
>>124985028
Oh alright.
You had me worried for a second.
>>124985194
If it was canines/fangs the teeth would be pointed the other way with straight outward sides and curves on the inside. I think the teeth are just given rounded edges to appear more "cute".
>>124985092
I LEFT FRESH COOKIES IN YOUR CRATE
YOU BETTER BRUSH YOUR TEETH BEFORE BED
>>124984241
>>124985205
I wish, but no.
Plus it's pretty early in that.
>>124985091
he's been traveling a lot, and also uncomfortable sayingcondomout loud
>>124985330
plan is tomorrow, gonna take this chapter and edit some things but keep the emotional/plot content reasonably similar
so it'll be a pure smut writing exercise, I guess?
>>124985394
<3 I can't believe anons worry about me
>>124985252excuse me?
>>124985194
Humans have those too, but they're not very prominent.
I still think it's the perspective. Try adding a pixel to each his tooth and it just looks wrong.
>>124985028
I got a good nights sleep and have been itching to write more all day. Although even I'm surprised how fast I'm churning them out. I should go to bed soon but I'm not even slightly tired.
I might do another tonight but I... probably shouldn't. We'll see.
>>124983341
booby
lots and lots of booby
>>124985284
>what then?
then teach him you fuckin pleb
>>124985482
If I made a hotline miami general, would you go away?
>>124984669i cant believe you actually worked in a bleat goddamnit
This thread got too many thing to Wosh away.
Confess your sins for ultimate woshing.
>>124985380
>shipping Soriel
shit taste anon
>>124983341
let me hear youkek
>>124985576
They forced me to do it! It's not my fault!
>>124985384
>>124985576
That's the thing, anon. That used to exist but then it died.
Pardoposters are just the lingering ghost of it, and people who want to shitpost.
>>124985586
this is the quality salt I crave
>>124981968
>>124985625
"Sansgore" sounds so much better than "Soriel"
>>124985596
i enjoy making people upset
>>124985596
Cat blowjob
Etc
>>124985576
do not bully pardoposters, they are like homeless crack addicts and need to find warmth somewhere
>>124983728
>no way to tell Undyne about how she became anime and stopped you from destroying the world
>almost
>>124985596
I have naked pictures of Papyrus saved
>>124985368
What the hell, man.
Goodnight /utg/
I hope you dream of goats, even if you don't want to
>>124985596
i think i amnot kekking enough
>>124985725
Because it'sSans gore!
>>124985706
HOW CUTE
>>124985596
I want toboopthe goat on hissnoot
>>124985706
Excellent. I have a great new reaction image. Thanks a ton!
Also, is the cigarette smoke a reference to the king of crime?
>>124985596
I want to cause the entire Undertale cast suffering by killing their loved onesexcept Papyrus. He is exempt
>>124985596
I've forgotten.
Funny, this is giving me the strongest deja vu.
As if... I'd forgotten what I'd forgotten.
>>124985675
We are the shadows that peel ourselves off the walls and come to those who speak our name.
>>124984841
>i'm jerking it to a bara goat furry right now
i should have stayed in school
>>124985368
What an autistic thing to say
>>124978323
>Frisk and Asriel holding hands
BLUE
BOARD
>>124985830
you'll dream of wing dings and screaming
are there any good fics of torielcucking asgore
>>124985738
>implying that's a sin
>>124985725
I wouldn't mind Soriel so much if so much of it didn't shit on Asgore at the same time.
>>124985910
Don't cut yourself on that edge, anon.
>>124985736
I enjoy getting upset.
Let's get married.
>>124978502
>tfw all I have to contribute to these threads is shit beginner art.
>>124985924
It's not even uncut, anon. Have some class.
>>124985794
Now I want to make a thing where Frisk forces Chara to apologize to everyone they killed.
>>124986031
Bible says bestiality's a sin
>>124985881
>killing their loved ones
>except Papyrus
But Papyrus loves everyone
>>124985496
Read more Jojo.
>>124985596
I only did cardio for a year so that guys at the gym would hit on me.
>>124985973
There's one of Jerry & goat mom. It's probably in the writebin.
>>124984225
Good. I always knew this place was destined for genocide end.
>>124984669
Today I accomplished jacking off while listening to It's Raining Somewhere Else
>>124986089
>class
>>124985910
aint nobody talking t'you bitch nigga
fuck outta here
>>124986067
maybe asgore shouldn't have eaten so many kids if he didn't want to get shit for it
>>124986067
Which is why the best ship isSans and Asgore and Toriel
I call it"double jointed"
>>124986086
>tfw finals are finally over
>tfw I can start writing>tfw I think I'm shit
>>124985840
I need all the pics that use this face
>>124986089
This
cut dicks are mutilated and disgusting
>>124986086
I'm a blookfag, any contributions are much appreciated.
>>124986089
I can't have any class. The Kelloggs Cornflakes man stole it when I was a baby.
>>124985736
>>124986083
Why do people enjoy conflict? It's so strange.
>>124986260
>>124986121
anime is fordummies
>>124986067
Asgore is worse than Charaand Jerryanyways
Post your favorite mom
>>124985256
This is probably my favorite rendition of Undyne
>>124986123
Dic
>>124986294
W-what?
>>124986342
Shit taste.
>>124984453
>asking me to make his dead son presentable for his funeral.
>making a pile of dust loom presentable
Good luck with that. Maybe if you sprinkled some confetti and sprinkles in with it.
>>124986071
>uses "edgy" in the wrong context
>posts Chara
Maybe one of these days you'll gain self-awareness.
What was your favorite puzzle in the game?
Mine was probably the bridge blossoms.
>>124986083
Are you a qt boy?
>>124986296
Can't explain it. It's just enjoyable.
>>124986352
really wish this artist would do more
>>124986334
>posting a character based on a Jojo characterkekked m8
>>124986123
rolling
What would Chara do if there was another Chara?
>>124986373
"Kellogg was a skilled surgeon, who often donated his services to indigent patients at his clinic. Although generally against unnecessary surgery to treat diseases, he did advocate circumcision, allegedly to prevent masturbation."
TOMMOROW MORNING ON DE PLANE
NO BANANA MAKE YOU GO INSANE
>>124986160
thanks senpai
>>124986265
>tfw finals aren't over yet, one test remaining
>Been having nothing but tests for almost 2 months
>2 months of pure dread, exhaustion and sleep deprivation
>Worry will be followed by sadness after it's over
>>124986067
>>124985546
Woah I almost missed that you posted Part 7. You are awesome. I binge read Better Off Forgotten and Hallow Victory last night. You are my favorite guy right now.
>>124984614
On the bright side you wouldn't have to pick out any flowers.
>>124986486
Ah. Fuck him
>>124986334
Which is why he said read, not watch.
>>124986385
Was I the only one who presumed New Home was thoroughly gray because Asriel's dust spread through it?
>>124986123
rolling
>>124984841
>I got a picture removed in seconds yesterday about chara hugging a butt
>you post this
>still not removed
AAAAHHHHH
>>124986463
>Now neither of us will be virgins!
>>124984669
This is exactly what I needed with my morning coffee. Keep on keepin' on, you glorious bastard
>>124986123
I'm not gonna do it, just wanna see what I get.
>>124986463
What about 3?
>>124986609
Clearly the mods have a bias for Goatdad. Would explain why I wan't banned or any of my pics removed when the mod went crazy about goats the other day
>>124986514
FLOATING BACK TO BUSY TOWN
NO BANANA MAKE YOU
WANT
TO
FROWN
>>124984697
>implying Frisk doesn't prefer hands on demonstrations
>>124986296
It activates people. People act under stress, while happy, they tend to just loiter.
When people are active, they get shit done. Shit like fucking.
Fucking creates more humans. I think you know the rest.
>>124986673
At least you're honest.
>>124986609
Janitor has to finish first
i want off this ride
can you just ban me again?
>>124986664
I shall continue down this ridiculous path I have chosen for myself until such time that ceases to please me. Glad you enjoyed your coffee and lewd!
>>124986673
>undyne anal to undyne
>fish anal masturbation
. . . Nope, still not gonna do it. If it involved thick lizard I would though.
>>124986717
I think it takes a while before you get banned for that stuff. Repeat offenses sort of thing.
>>124986692
4, perhaps?
>>124985091
British like all fags
>Select all images with flowers
>>124986123
Lets roll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
>You will never pick on banana Asriel
JUST WHY
U
S
T
W
H
Y
>>124986385
>Maybe if you sprinkled some confetti and sprinkles in with it.
Oh god, that's funny.
>Tfw no qt gf
>like 3d women
>now aroused by 2d goatman
i dont fucking know anymore family
>>124986580
>>124986869
Face it, anon. You'll keep lurking here, even if you do get banned. Install like, parental controls.
>>124986908
4 means death. Let's keep it at 3.
>>124986576
Aww, thank you. That means a lot.
>>124986869
That pixel jitter/crawl or whatever that happens on some people's screenshots in gamemaker games.
Gives me the cold vibes.
>>124986296
The intensity of emotions is addicting and can serve as a source of inspiration.
>>124986982
You're safe because goat furries aren't real.
>>124982026
>>124986982
The truth is in the middle, 2d goatwomen
>>124986982
>like everything 2d and am into super kinky erp
>don't like 3d
I don't know either, let's commit double suicide to be with glorious 2d
>>124986385
That picture made me feel bad
>>124986601
Shit I would actually like to see this one.
>>124985495
Describe a high-stakes poker tournament involving as many characters from undertale as you can manage.Frisk and Chara should be separate players in the tournament. Betting should start out with chips, then eventually progress to betting progressively more valuable things. Undyne eventually puts alphys into the pot. Flowey is confused and upset by trying to figure out something he could bet at this point. Asgore runs out of things to bet and is eliminated from the tournament by Toriel. Toriel then goes all in and then folds leaving a heads up between Frisk and Chara, so she can start baking pies for everyone. Final winner is up to you.
>>124986982
What would you do to 2D goatman
>>124986978
Get a dog
>>124986986
>4 means death
>Living in East Asia
wew lad
>>124986742
>implying Toriel wouldn't be the one showing Frisk the ropes
>>124985256
More like Mew MewFishyCutie
>>124986986
i didnt browse a lot while i was banned though
>>124986992
wuh
>>124986296
Frustration is arousing. IDK why. I don't like it, but it is.
>>124987039
That's really cute! Thanks!
>>124984669
>Frisk is a girl
this is really fucking disappointingI cannot believe I stayed awake for that. Dropped hard
>>124987083
Absolute madman
>>124987103
Me too.too bad I suck at drawing
>>124985863
I'm so glad you like it! Haha
And no, but it should have been! Space Funeral is a fantastic game.
Did you ever play the sequel?
>>124986982
I've only ever lied to myself about liking 3D women.
They're nice to talk to I guess.
>>124987137
Look closely at Frisk's shirt.
>>124987198
>sequel
hmm?
>>124987083
That's a beepis
>>124987198
Are you talking about goblet grotto or whatever? I haven't, but you just reminded me I needed to.
>>124985256
Flustered fish best fish
>>124987083
WOSH SAVE US
>>124987083
at least it started with asgore this time, dont make them start deleting random asriel again
>>124986742
who's the artist
>>124987223
>They're nice to talk to I guess.
>>124987268
Nuke NCR or Caesar's Legion?
>>124987268
Going to the hospital. I think I may have cancer now
This thread is not nearlyTHICKenough.
>>124987083
What are you doing?
>>124987268
this art style pisses me off
>>124984841
HOW IS THIS STILL UP!?
>>124987367
Legion for being shit.
Reminder that Toby confirmed on twitter that Papyrus and Sans are together and that Soriel is shit
>>124987414
Undyne stop posting your waifu, no one else wants this
>>124987426
mods love goatdad
I need more Papyrus
>>124987268
HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK
>>124981686
eyy, this is the one i requested.
I was happy with it at the time but it was a bit dissapointing, glad to see you improved it.
Seriously, why do /v/ fags sucking Nig tier jap's cock? I'm asian guy and I sure jap and sk are SJW centre land.
Also those faggots are still spamming other boards.
>>124986951
This is so cute...
>>124987268
That's it
Goodbye folks
>>124985840
oh u
>>124986067
But anon, that's what makes it fun.
>>124987106
Frisk starts flirting, leading to it being strip poker for all involved. Mettaton wins and then strips anyway.
>>124987414
>thick in real life is only stretch marks, pasty skin, and mashed potato asses
>>124987426
>>124987417
AND HE'S GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>124987467
>Reminder that Toby confirmed on twitter that Papyrus and Sans are together and that Soriel is shit
Don't even start.
Where did I leave that bucket of common sense? This place is filled with it to the brim to a point of creative problem, the rest of the world could really use it right now.
All the time.
>>124987083
You have balls anon...
>>124987575
Jeez man it's just some goat dick
>>124984841
So I guess this confirms mods are dadfags. Disappointed in you, mods.
>>124986598
What? Yes. How the fuck could one goat hold enough dust to blanket an entire city?
>>124986992
Yeah, I don't know what's up with that.
>>124987467
P U R E S T
F O R M
O F
L O V E
>>124987556
Depends on exactly how thick you go
At a certain level there is less lumpiness
But yeah, most people in real life are not pretty
regardless
>>124983571
Booby frisk is done, I'll post it in the next thred
moving on to >>124983667 and >>124983695
followed by >>124985639 when I am severely tired
>>124986113
So you're a christian?
>>124987541
>that's what makes it fun.
picking on Asgore just feels like beating up a cripple, dude has suffered enough, do people really have to pick on him even more?>>124986598
>Was I the only one who presumed New Home was thoroughly gray because Asriel's dust spread through it?
How much dust do you think Asriel made?
>>124987114
>sit in bed with 2d goatman
>watching shitty tv, surfing on phone/laptop
>start scritching goatman chin
>start rubbing goatman chest
>cuddle with the goatman
JUST
>>124987468
I have only Sans and Papyrus on me at the moment
>Still no full hard mode
>No glitchy Gaster fight
>No pacifist run sans fight.
>No full haunted house level.
>No real mettaton NEO fight.
papyrusthrowingawayapaperbagwithfriskonitintoatrashcan.gif
>>124986123
Rollin'
>>124987575
I don't even know anymore. This is definitely the most eventful general in my history.
>>124987710
Because, you know.
He was a god. And the script actually made mention of that happening.
I thought that was actually kinda important.
>>124987556
Undyne will get her off her ass enough that she has just enough muscle to make her not look flabby.
>>124987802
Anon that's cute :3c
>>1249875198:37 PM - McDoogle: I wasn't pleased with it either
8:38 PM - McDoogle: glad you enjoyed it, it was a good idea for a fic
>>124987781
No, but given that the picture was of pope Woshua, christianity is implied
>>124987874
Jesus christ man
>>124986908
I want tohugall four of them at the same time and make them swallow mytea.
doggo!
So uhh...when did lewds suddenly stop being off limits?
>>124987795
No we just switched gear. Don't be an idiot.
Legal systems work the same way. You're not off the crime just because they decided to waste half a year before coming to get you.
>>124987679
That wasn't supposed to come off as being upset
It's very funny to me
>>124986869
Welp, traffic's starting to die down /vg/. Face it, it's over.
You did not save the goat. Do not pass GO and collect 200G.
>>124987847
pretty glad i pirated undertale desu
>>124988002
When the mods fell asleep
>>124987874
>Not even 700 posts.
Anon...
You know, now that I think about it
What if Boss Monsters are capable of changing your SOUL modes between all colors? Imagine Asgore was capable of giving you a final exam on blue, green, yellow and purple
>>124987930
What do you think aboutfortune cookies?
>goatdad so OP he can post lewds and nothing happens.
>asriel shitters get deleted in seconds.
How does this make you feel?
>>124987962
>>124988063
Look at when the thread was made, idiot. I'm just crosslinking to the old new thread someone made so someone doesn't make a new one.
>>124987847
>Pacifist run sans fight
There would have to be a timeline where he didn't befriend Toriel though
>>124986951
What a little faggot. I'm glad he's dead and also a flower.
>>124976331
>mods deleted a thread that has been up the entire time
the fuck?
Good evening /utg/, how's the nightlife? Can we post lewd again?
>>124988036
Unfortunately I'm starting to have similar feelings.
That is, regret about buying the game because Toby's lazing off despite what he promised.
Kickstarter's a god damn scam.
Aaand, I'm happy that the other thread got deleted.Reports work!
>>124988002
There's a thread on /v/ being filled with Skelelewds right now, Anon.
The mods are asleep
It's the end.
>>124988386
things arekekking along nicely
>>124988226
Not necessarily. Someone did a mockup that was pretty in-character and fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5XKe51ZXPo
>>124987347
Fuck if I know.
>>124987787
>do people really have to pick on him even more?
Yes.
>>124988226
It could be a pretend fight or something that only shows up in some kind of boss rush mode.
>>124988308
Someone posted temmie blowjob.
>>124988407
Good.
Maybe now I'll finally be free.
>>124988137Not really the tastiest things, and can sometimes fuck up the roof of my mouth, but I wouldn't turn one down if offered
>>124987898
I HATE IT
Mods are asleep
Postpuns
>>124988386
You tell me.
Jan is starting to get pissy
Keep it clean guys
>>124988406
For uhh...research reasons, link?
>>124988472
>deleting an entire thread because of a single lewd image
>>124988386
As long as it's of Asgore.
>>124988036
>>124988389
When did Toby promise those things? What's with the crazy entitlement level?
>inb4 REEEEEEE
>>124987795
kek
>>124984841
about time
>>124988427
>NOT CHOOSING *FLIRT
Maybe they just didn't know how Sans would respond
>>124988531
];) 8
>>124988406
Link
>>124988494
I'm not sure you have understood.
>>124988495
I bet you want to nuzzle into the goat's neck fluff :3
>>124988498
I mod one a few days ago, but I forget how it goes.
>>124988513
Pff, you know my answer
http://imgur.com/a/zi8kc
>>124988531
Look at the number up there. The red one.
It's not like we can keep it otherwise.
>>124988531
woshua please leave and stay leave
or stay and encourage people to drink bleach to clean their insides
>>124988427
Anybody feel that Genocide Sans would've hit harder if this was an available boss fight?
>>124988406
brb /v/
>>124988737
I DO AND I HATE IT
>That feel when I figured out why I like Undertale so much
The underground reminds me a lot of the looking glass world from Kyousogiga.
And there's also the "kid get's trapped in a strange world somehow and encounters a cast of awesome lovable characters" plotline.
>>124988725
If you wanted to know what I think about the fortunes themselves, I don't really pay much mind to them
If there's some other meaning of "fortune cookie" that you're using, then no, I don't understand
>>124987467
Sans confirmed brocon
>>124988786
Indeed. Would have made it more of a bitch slap he was toying with you.
>>124986123
Rollin'Even though I can actually draw lewds I can't since I don't have any pills so I'm just filling myself with false hope
>>124988604
The kickstarter page.
>>124986123
oh boy here we go
>>124988867
Read this http://pastebin.com/76XDE1tQ:3c
>>124987802
>Be me
>Have a dream just like this two nights ago
>Just hanging out with edgy god of hyperdeath watching dumb anime and laughing with him
>Go to the bathroom
>See in mirror that I'm somehow a qt 3.14 trap
>Go back to hang out more but embarrassed
>Azzy nonchalantly puts an arm around my shoulder
>Cuddle with God of Hyperdeath
>Wake up
>Realize it really was a dream
>Remember I'm not a qt trap
>Remember I still have cancer
WHY DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP
>>124988498
I'm not in the mod for puns.
>>124988974
He promised a hard mode, gaster fight, pacifist sans fight, a haunted house, a real mettaton NEO fight?
>>124988498
I wonder if any of the mods have ever been in abanned.
>>124988959
Oh god that's terrible.
>>124989078
>everyone has dreamt of cuddling the goat but me
o lord, why have you forsaken me
>>124985051
What is this >>>trash, what have I been missing?
>>124989164
You're just presuming those're what we were talking about.
Those comics for example are still missing.
>>124989294
It's time to learn how to lucid dream so you can cuddle all you want.
>>124989294
I haven't dreamed of cuddling goats.
>>124988889
Think about why I would be asking YOU of all people this.
>>124989343
>>>/trash/
It's a new trial board. Off-topic /trash/ threads get moved there.
>>124989404
>presuming
>literally what was said
okay buddy
he's working on the comics
you're a turd
>>124989294
i've had dreams of goat cuddles and also dreams of little goatboy being a shit in video games so im conflicted
>>124989040
ugh help i cant stop reading this shit
WHY am i addicted to fluffy
>>124989404
Did you read the recent backers-only update, anon? Here's a pastebin.
http://pastebin.ca/3241960
The alarm app and comics are coming eventuallybut the comics aren't canon
>>124989448Half of a fortune cookie kinda-sorta looks like a cat dick?Sorry, I'm drawing a blank
>>124989452
>>124989343
yeah but mostly its filled with furry porn
I, for one, welcome our skelecest overlords
Any lewd and/or cute art requests for next thread?
>>124989554
That's exactly why like half the posters here belong over there. Not even an insult it's what they want, go make a trash version of /utg/ and go nuts.
>>124989547you need to look at the other gender
>>124989607
Frisk/Chara/Asriel threesome
>>124989607
sowdrake and chilldrake hanging out
>>124989643
Thers already a utg thread over there
>>124989607
Monster kid balancing on a ball while balancing Frisk on his head, who is in turn balancing Flowey in a pot on their head.
>>124989607
Teen Asrielin a sweaterand he's really fluffy
http://lesbang.tumblr.com/post/134785114468
>>124989648
Actually, now that I think about it, I might have heard the term "fortune cookie" being used to refer to a dog vagina at some point
Is that it?
>>124989687
>Thers already a utg thread over there
Not really.
>>124989607
Highstakes (including Truth or Dare, THE HIGHEST STAKES THERE ARE) poker tournament.
Minimum 4 characters.
>>124989424
>>124989445
If you want to learn about lucid dreaming or dream direction then just ask for lucidanon, or LSDanon. I'm always happy to help if I'm around!
>>124989607
lewdly tied up chara threatening you
>>124989607
Cute pls
monster kid, asriel and frisk/chara playing in the woods between Ruins and Snowdin.
>>124989787Well I mean there's a goat thread and Skeleposters are welcome over at /y/ so if your looking for dick your set
Quick we have to cast the Undertale movie! Reply to this post with one casting choice. I'll start,
Jack Black as Flowey.
>>124986121
Okay so I've purposefully avoided anime and manga for my entire life, but people won't shut up about Jojo and I hear about it especially from UT fans. What the fuck is it and why does it have such a wide appeal?
>>124989607
Seconding >>124989737
So maybe a scene from this http://pastebin.com/76XDE1tQ
Guys I need an answer on this cause I'm losing my mind thinking about it
Does Sans wear mittens? I'm watching his fight and he's waving his hand around and his little hands don't even have fingers, it looks like he's wearing mittens.
That's fucking adorable.
>>124989769
Yes.
>>124989896
Christian Bale as Frisk
>>124989896
>Not Asgore
Scarlet Johansson as Undyne
>>124989896danny devitoassans
>>124989948
>I'm the hero these monsters need...
>>124989896
Eddie Murphy as Toriel
>>124989896
John Goodman as Asgore
Charlie Day as Papyrus
Seth Rogen as Sans
Amy Pohler as Alphys
Tim Curry as Mettaton
>>124989607
Anything having to do with Alphys and Undyne.
>>124989896
Pamela Adlon as Asriel.
>>124989926
Possibly
That or it's just a simplified hand for easier sprites/animation
>>124989896
john cena as undyne
just for the memes
>>124989901
People are shit, I like both of those things but there are a lot of totally insufferable anime-only fags that are just meme spouting drooling idiots that Undertale/FNAF has also attracted. It has cultural relevance outside of those people though, it's interesting to see. Just save the anime til later.
>>124989896
Yeardley Smith as Alphys
>>124990021
>Not Tyler Perry.
Fucking pleb.
>>124989607
God Asriel. Black sclera, stripes, overbearing confidence and all.
>>124989896
Dwayne "the rock" Johnson as Undyne.
>>124990038
Seth Rogen as Sans would actually work
>>124990113Cena is actually not a bad actorhe'd make a decent Papyrus or Mad Dummy
Okay, as much as I want to stay up and write more exhaustion hit me pretty hard once I finished part 7 so I'm going to call it a night. I have work solid for the next two days so I'll probably only be able to get out one part a night but I'm glad you guys are liking them.
Goodnight /utg/.
>>124982241
http://imgur.com/ZnPe16j
>>124989948
Hi i'm Patrick Friskman
>>124989937
Ah
Well, they aren't really all that pretty to look at, but vaginas in general usually aren't
As for the prospect of sticking my bepis in one,sometimes I do feel like wanting to do thatA shame there's really no good porn of a dog getting fucked, either there's a terrible camera angle, it just cuts off with no cumshot, the camera quality is ass, or there doesn't seem to be a single fucking light in the roomUsually some combination of those four
>>124989901
Because why would any comics, stories have appeal?
There's nothing wrong with them just because they were written in Japan, that's retarded.
Jojo is just goofy, fun entertainment about badass gentlemen. It's also more, like any good fiction.
>>124990303
b-but muh wrestling memesoh yes make him mad dummypapyrus is reserved for jim carrey
>>124990038
>Tim curry for Mettaton
Jesus, I know he is famous for being the best know bisexual actor around, bit they're has to be someone else who would do better?
>>124987257
>>124987323
It's Space Funeral 2
>>124990416
david bowie
>>124989901
>>124990115
Also when I said cultural relevance, I mean it's been running for decades and you will see things that may have inspired other things you like. It's also in the Louvre if that means anything to you. I just don't wanna try to sell the specifics too hard, it evolves a lot as it goes on.
>>124990113
John Cena suplexing a boulder just because he can certainly has a level of comedy to it.
>>124988927
Reminder that even if Sans is brocon he would never take advantage of Papyrus because he wants to maintain his brother's innocence and purity.
>>124990525
>>124990525
New thread
Migrate whenever
>>124990334that's what pretty much all that sort of porn is like though, isn't it?
>>124990490
That actually could work.
>>124990361
I was more interested in the premise and medium than anything, I don't understand much of it and it looked interesting.
>>124990490
He's nearly dead
>>124990538
Well he did push a huge boulder off a cliff in that Scooby Doo Wrestlemania crossover thing.
>>124990645
The premise changes wildly as it goes on and even telling you the premise of the first part is a twist spoiler.
>>124990334
Are you some kind of fucked up omnisexual?
>>124990738
Is it a manga or an anime? And where do people read it, pardon my ignorance.
>>124977239
I want to held Chara tenderly while she stabs me in the back with ansteak knife.
>>124990815
I read it on bato.to. It's getting an anime adaption after many years finally, they're about to start Part 4 (best part IMO).
>>124990815
Manga, if your not feeling part one feel free to skip to part two, its much better.Also I use Batoto
>>124990645
There's more than one premise over it.
You could just start watching the 2012 animation.
>>124990815
I'm going to trigger /a/ and just http://www.animeseason.com/jojo-no-kimyou-na-bouken-2012-episode-1/
>>124991007
Nobody cares about /a/.
>>124990980
Don't listen to this fag, part 1 is fun and comes up later and it's interesting to see the art evolve and see where influence comes/goes.
>>124990593
Most of it's garbage in some way, but there are usually a handful of exceptions
This doesn't seem to be the case with female dogs
Good beast porn is really rare, I've seen only a total of maybe 30 videos that I'd consider good, and that's a generous estimate
Good thing it's not particularly difficult to do in real life, though
>>124990793
No, just zoophile
I'm only really sexually attracted to living things
And non-mammals generally aren't that appealing, so that further narrows it down, but still pretty diverse
>>124990815
It's a manga from the 80s that only recently got an anime adaption that was announced as part of the 25th anniversary, hence the resurgence in popularity.
>>124990645
Well so is Tim curry.
My point is, we can find someone who can do an effeminate voice for a gay robot.
Last for Nice Cream Guy.
>>124991119
It is if you'reallergic;_;
>>124991320
I THOUGHT WE HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT
WTF
>>124989901
It's just an entertaining manga that's been running for a very long time and influenced a great deal of Japanese cutlure. It's like Looney Tunes and Disney to them but starring 80s movie dudes for the first half. It ranges from so bad it's good to cheesy but actually good and most of the fights are creative instead of just punching the other guy until he dies.
>>124991428
There has to be something you're not allergic to
>>124991510
Deleted posts, friendo.
>>124989901
JoJo is... very difficult to describe.
>>124989901
It's manime.
>>124989901
It's the 80s. It was originally created in 1986 and is heavily influenced by American 80s culture, then filtered through the filter of normal Japanese weirdness. It is literally "The 80s: The Cartoon: The Manga." It's called JoJo's *Bizarre* Adventure for a reason.
Do you like stuff from the 80s? The stereotypical 80s with hair metal and glam rock and things being truly truly truly outrageous? Then you'll probably like JoJo. Do you have an undying hatred for everything from that decade? Then you'll probably hate JoJo.
>>124992197
That's really oversimplifying it but there's definitely some influence.Naming is the biggest one.
>>124989294
At least you still get dreams.
+1 to bump limit
>>124987106
I'd play the crap out of Poker Night At Grilby's.If only because it would mean a bunch of new character conversationsplus Undertale TF2 items.
i want to cuddle the flower
>>124991320
I'm ok with this.
>>124991320
So instead of a suspender, the artist painted a red stripe on their shirt?
WELL THEN
>>124993143
How do you cuddle a flower?
>>124993143
me too
>>124993629
Very carefully
>>124993727
Me three.
>>124993887
last post for me four
>>124994012
me first because I have the plush
I just watched through all the phone calls again since beating the game. Oh man, they are so great.
But quick question, what the fuck is up with the quiche bench?
>>124997056
Someone wasn't ready for the responsibility.
Also, didn't pap talk about sans trying to cook a quiche but without egg?
>>124997220
He was talking about a pie