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Reminder that bees.

Flat chested bat babes

>DEATH TO THE NERDS
Rude

Anyway, which bot would you challenge to DDR?

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>>124789496
Eh. It's a fun premise.

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>>124789985
>I didn't make the thread this time
>"DEATH TO THE NERDS" is still the bottom tagline
I didn't think my influence was this powerful.

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Repostan quick
The guard has to shovel the parking lot snow after his shift, knowing Freddy's management cheapness.

>>124789496
Shouldn't you be going to /utg/ to hock the latest /v/ buzzwords

>>124790871
>replying to /v/

nice tumblr meme autism cancer response

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>>124791083

>>124788867
Who's all robots?

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>>124790367

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Reposting Misfits scene, not my best work but eh, the scene itself made me think a lot about the nature of self image and narcissism. I almost, ALMOST wrote an essay length post analyzing Mangle, her actions, how they are inverted on how she seems to view herself, etc, but then I realized that I'm too much of a blabbermouth as it is.

I'm just such a fucking sucker for thematic characters, consistent tone, all that kinda shit. Gets my lit boner rock hard.

>>124791402
Ghost, do you have the previous Ghostquests saved anywhere?
I missed the last few but I want to re-read them all

>>124791485
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17uFd0-vzya9OtvDYVvDzPDDQyFMLE6BHjlCsbjiPTOk/edit
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OjvzmdFeryfBSIyHY9Mjemtczww3UsfcEBtTRglcpJA/edit

Session 17 is missing.

>>124791616
>Session 17 is missing.

But that was, like, the best one

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>>124791485
Note that the archive is a WIP, all the text is there, but some sessions don't have images/formatting.

Sessions 1-16 are here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17uFd0-vzya9OtvDYVvDzPDDQyFMLE6BHjlCsbjiPTOk/edit?usp=sharing

Sessions 18-20 are here: (18 may not be complete, it was hard finding posts after the archive died) https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OjvzmdFeryfBSIyHY9Mjemtczww3UsfcEBtTRglcpJA/edit?usp=sharing

Session 17 everyone forgot about till anon brought it up, it's not in an archive, BUT the thread for it can be read here: https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/106352645/

>>124790871
>>124791083
>>124791164
That's it, you nerds want memes? I'll show you a meme you'll never forget!

... After I finish all of my final exams this week, that is.

>>124791697
I KNOW AND IT MAKES ME MAD

GHOST
PLEASE ARCHIVE IT AS WELL

>>124791745
are you that bastian memelord?

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With thanks to Beverage, I adjusted Chica some more. Thoughts?

>>124792040
No way, man. This makes four times I've been mistaken for Bastian already, and I have no idea why.

>>124792289
>>124792408
>>124792707
Are you okay anon?

>>124792338
She still seems a bit pudgy for my tastes. A bit less chub and a little shorter, maybe like 1/4' would be fine.

>>124792761
Leave me alone consarnit, I don't have my contacts in.

>>124792338
She's the same height as Bonnie, but her crotch is notably higher up. I think her pudge is fine. It just looks a bit odd when she has so much leg.

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Reposting for new thread. I'll doodle a few more requests tomorrow. Still got the previous thread open just for that.

>>124792338
I think the pudge is fine. It's more mild than before. I do agree that with legs like that it makes her upper body a little less proportionate, but at the same time I don't see it as a problem myself. At most I'd say either shorten the legs or lengthen the waist, like >>124792897 said.

I personally like it as-is, but it may look better if it's altered a bit more.

>>124792338
Is your Bonnie a girl?

>>124793707
>nub
Yes.

>>124793386
Nice dressy bun GMF. I still wanna remove his helmet hair and bully him but it's cute.

>>124791708
>Session 17 everyone forgot about till anon brought it up, it's not in an archive, BUT the thread for it can be read here: https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/106352645/
>https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/106352645/

Kek, what a session. This is some good stuff.

>>124773503
Aw, I'm kinda getting sad now.

>>124791786
>>124791708
Yeah Ghost, I went through the session 17 archive and it's quite short, only 10-15 posts or so; it would be rather easy to add it to the 18-20 archive you already have. Also that way if Fireden goes down you'll still have it.

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Today was a very unproductive day.

>>124792338
You should really redo chicas pose. It looks incredibly awkward. Especially the arms.

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Oh, almost forgot this one.

>>124797039
C'mon man, at least keep the transparency. And I have no idea what it's supposed to be anyways.

>>124797092
Still really new to digital works anon. Lesson learned though.

>>124797803
It's fine. If you're working with layers, no layers should be completely transparent (i.e. transparent background).

>>124798245
Woops I realize I missed a few words there. If you have no layers, everything should be completely transparent.

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http://pastebin.com/VJxPPWSQ

Reminder, Chapter 10 of Misfits is out.
All chapters can be found here: http://pastebin.com/u/pokemaniacal

If you haven't read it, you're missing out.

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Springdad is cuter than it has any right to be.

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>>124790083
Love a good bee.

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>Finally get a line stabilizer program for Photoshop
Absolutely orgasmic

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>>124803947
This reminds me I should probably draw more Springtrap.

Or the little tyke, probably. Who knows.

>>124804334
Which one?

>>124803947
Do not trust Springtrap around your kids

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>>124808004
>crust deep

>>124808004
>Fair maidens rescued from GudBon
>Fair maidens who rewarded me with __

top
kek

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>>124808004
>crust deep in my ass

>people still haven't figured out the story
>people haven't realized that it was all a dream

>>124812028
>dreamfags get out
dreamfags get out
>dreamfags get out

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Hey, Kayla here, just dropping by and wishing everyone to have a good day today!

>>124813473
Hey Kayla! You too!

>>124811252
>>124814423
Goodnight sweet prince.

>>124814423
>butthole grease

>>124813473
For a woman you are really bad at drawing women

>>124816002

She probably draws better than you do.

>>124816069
nice counterargument, are you 12?

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>>124816002

Practice makes perfect, anon. I just started practicing on humans lately, so they're not going to be perfect.

>>124814423
>Crisis Bonnie is a boy

Well.

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>>124816840
OR IS SHE?

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>>124816840
At this point Crisis Bonnie is gender fluid and can swap ports and chassis at any time.

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>>124816840
>>124816986
>>124817069
CriBon is obviously a gbioryl

I hope Snax Kicking Gudbon's Ass 2: The Revenge is a beautifully choreographed ballet, leading to her Japanese Hero-kicking his butt in slow motion as Ave Maria plays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGr6B6Rp4PU

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>>124817806

>Filename

You cheeky motherfucker.

>>124808004
SnaxBonnie really seems to have some personal issues with GudBon that the two of them should really work out.
Or maybe she just needs her crust to get a good stuffing as well.
Either way, this is just unhealthy.

>>124819836
Don't do this to me, Crisis.
My life is already embroidered with enough sad pathetic fantasies.

>>124819836
>you will never stuff her butt full of your thick pizza grease

>>124816647
>>124813473
Hey Kayla, good to see you again. Just keep practicing, especially on Julie, she's a babe.

Then you can move on to the challenge of drawing men showing the animatronics how to really pleasure a woman

>people still tolerate kayla-nigger
You guys really are autistic

>>124821317
>continuing to bitch about it
You're in good company then friend

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>>124820541

>>124821317
>not throwing a rampaging shitfit over an artist = autism

When will this word stop being 4chan's catch-all term for "Stop liking what I hate!"?

>>124821317
she's almost as bad as Ivan rite???? xD

>>124821979
Chica you've taken me out for pizza for the last four nights, do we really need to make it five nights at Freddy's?

>>124821979
Looks like Nerdanon's finally getting his wish. Let's hope he doesn't regret it, eh?

Nah, he'll totally regret it.

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>>124822874

>>124824075
If she can't love a man who puns she isn't worth it

>>124824075
pls no stuff

>>124814423
Blue board you idiot, don't get yourself banned.

>>124822771
Who the hell are you talking about? Is this some kind of meme?

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Is she right, anon? Do you want her to be your girlfriend?

>>124829972
No, she's not even a real character, knockoffs belong in the trash.

>>124829972
Beamz is shit
Tammy is shit
Randy is shit
Tracy is shit

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>>124830095

No, no, we know what really belongs in the dumpster, anon.

https://youtu.be/j6m5WSm6Gso
So, uh, this happened.

>>124829972
I mean, I'd probably fuck her, but I'm not about to give her a key to my place or anything.

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>>124830095
What are you talking about, anon? She's totally part of the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza™ brand!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK9bwTlAvgo Wow I had no idea Freddy's had THIS much of an impact to be in the official Youtube 2015 Rewind.

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>>124830728
2juicy4me

>>124831035
>>124829972
>OCs
Still the only parts of this thread that gets me to cringe

>>124831129
What the fuck even is this?

>>124830884
>I'd probably fuck her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

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>>124831945
I don't know anon, she's got a pretty tight little body.

>>124831684

Youtube does a little end of the year collection video with all the big (and by big I mean the youtubers that makes more money playing video games than you will in your whole life working any job) youtube stars/popular videos. I guess by now the little Christmas jingle is pretty iconic with the fact it's game over and you're about to get scared.

>>124826961
Basically the running gag going on here is to take a name of someone who is, for all intents and purposes, non existent in this thread and just whip it out whenever shitposters/hateanons/the spanish inquisition come around. Usually the names are of people who are talentless attention whores who used to be a real big nuisance, so it has more impact when used. Often it's FHF, Ivan, CDF, Skelly, HDA, etcetera. The names and applications can be endless.

Now you understand one of the most used memes in all of the general, responding to shitposters with irrelevant shitposting.

>>124832170
What if she didn't have that body, then? What if you saw her as she truly was: a cheap ripoff endoskeleton that could never measure up to the already below-par and malfunctional ones at Freddy's? You should be ashamed of yourself, son.

>>124832190
With Markiplier in it, a Five Nights at Freddy's reference was bound to be made. Also the fact that FNAF has been popular on YouTube for more than a year since it and the sequels came out, it deserves a little spot in the video.

Just like undertale will probably be in next year's rewind.

>>124831153
>people jumping through mental hoops to think of the OCs that share names or have a heavily stylized appearance of the blank slate characters as not OCs
Still the only part of this thread that gets me to cringe.

>>124822771
Nobody is as bad as ivan. Not even Kayla.

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>>124834027
o rly?

>>124834027
>what is FHF
Kill yourself my man.

>>124834104
ivan is garbage despite putting effort into it, this is apples to oranges.
>>124834214
who?

>>124834027
THERE YOU ARE

Sup sperganon, what are we sperging out over today?

>people responding to anonposts with not new Kayla art as though it's actually her

Guys.

>>124834503
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=freddyhusbandofag

Opinion discarded.

>>124833254
I actually thought it was a boardwide thing with Ivans. Seems like a popular name on other threads.

>>124834774
>doesn't post anymore
he learned i guess. doesn't change that ivan is garbage at art.

>>124835617
You're still wrong though, as you were talking about nobody being as bad as Ivan. But who am I kidding, you're the kind of person who has their head up their ass pretending or otherwise.

That is to say, you're worth less than Ivan within your own standards.

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>>124835617
You really want to hatefuck him don't you? It's adorable seeing how obsessed you are. Almost like a lovestruck puppy that needs to get hit with a brick.

I love how everyone here turns the general into a giant pile of hate-filled shit whenever an artist posts something or even says anything.

>>124835884
fine, let me rephrase. ivan is one of the lowest rungs of artists and comparing people who actually care about putting any quality content to someone who will post anything for affection and attention regardless of quality is unfair.

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>>124829972

There's only one girl for my heart. And only 4 people have done anything with her.

>>124836657
Just as you are within the lowest rungs of anons with a consistently shit posting style. As I said, worse than Ivan. Get good at posting.

>>124837009
Fuck off, Ivan. Quit responding to shitposters.

>>124837264
Fuck off Ivan, quit responding.
We can do this all day, you're just the inferior because you can't contain your autism in the first place.

>>124837423
What the fuck is even going on.

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Shh, shh. Just calm down.

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>>124836475
>it's one guy
>artist in question isn't even here right now or posting anything
>all that exaggeration
People like you are almost if not equally as bad as that other autist. This is like watching the image board version of Chicken Little mud-wrestle Chris-chan

>>124837481
I don't know, Mike. Nobody knows.

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>>124837481
The usual.

>>124837625
No, see, that other ivan-hating retard can't contain his autism. There's bringing it up when it's relevant and just flat-out shitposting. I bet he's not even real because of that kayla gag earlier. What a faggot.

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Just let him bark at the wind and post more bats/underused characters.

>>124837625
You weren't here when every time one of the lesser-liked artists was around we'd go entire threads of nothing but whining and shitposting about them? This place has a lot of autistic retards who try to start shit whenever one of them posts anything. Frankly it's gotten really old and really worn out.

>>124834774
what am I looking at?

>>124838292
QUALITY.

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>>124838043
I really like how Weaver drew GMF's Bonnie. Something about it translates pretty well.

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>>124838378
Weaver doing other people's characters in general is always pretty fun.

>>124838248
I was here, and I thought both were retarded:
The people on the attack who weren't picking up that they were making people hate them more than the thread personalities they targeted and the white knights on the other side who weren't picking up that they were overreacting or were making themselves look like even bigger retards by misconstruing and blowing everything to some bizarre, out-of-proportion extreme.

I do remember: both were equally terrible in different ways that cancelled out the other.

>>124838043
>badger will never come back
Mods ruin everything.

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>>124839707

That and he's got a full time security gig now.

>>124836475
We'll get rid of those fucking OCfags eventually.

>>124838248
At least there were legitimate reasons to dislike people like FHF(terrible art, creepiness, refusal to improve) or CDF(mediocre art, enormous ego, drama queen, refusal to improve, tartlet) but Ivan hasn't done shit. Last I remember he posted a pretty nice pic of Servo's Toy Bonnie, he didn't skullfuck anyone's mother.

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>>124840381

>tartlet

I'm going to show my ignorance here for a second in the hopes of being edumacated. What the hell is a tartlet? I keep hearing this term thrown around in this general but I'm not familiar with the context. Is it a tumblr slur or something?

>>124840381
>CDF
I felt people were giving her shit for no real reason until she just ditched FNOSO. If you want to leave the thread, fine, but just fucking ditching a team of people that are depending on you over some thread drama is a shitty thing to do.

>>124840625
Those who hail from DeviantArt.

>>124840625
>deviant art
>deviantart
>deviantartlet
>tartlet
>Someone from DA with negative connotations of the mannerisms and behaviors associated with a deviantart user.

>>124840938
I'm gonna scare the security guard!

>>124840381
>CDF
>refusal to improve

She asked what she could to do get better all the time, and she did some adjusting and improving to a picture I asked her to do that she asked if there was anything that needed work. Whatever problems she may have had hen she first came here, that one wasn't one of them.

>>124840625
It's means anyone from DeviantArt, which is one of 4chan's sworn enemies.

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>>124841024
He's so spoopy and harmful!

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Ha ha, what a thread Bonnie!

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>>124841024
>>124841358
No I'm not giving you any of my chips, fuck off! You can't even eat these, get out of my office!

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>>124841434
I should have stayed in my music box!

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>>124841557

These are always great.

>>124840909
After her asinine behavior when she first came here, I don't know why we gave her a second chance to begin with.

>>124842479
10 seconds really isn't enou

>>124837959
Do you actually believe there is only one guy or do you just do the boogeyman shuffle because it's the easiest thing to do?

>>124838248
>thinking it constitutes shitposting
>giving a shit about it
There's your problem.

>>124841082
Funny then that apart from her rendering, see; turd polishing, the things she drew were as stubby, flat and gimped on the first day as they were on the last day.

>>124842415
Cause it was like six months later and it seemed like she'd cooled off.
And for the most part she was better. Still kinda spergy, sure; but she got way more shit than she deserved here.

>>124842415
What did she do when she first came here?

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Combat the drama! post Fexy

>>124842898
Well, her eventual act of deleting all of her art as a big "fuck you" to any fans she may have had, abandoning FNOSO and ruining all of Ghost and Snax's work, and jumping over to the Undertale bandwagon seems to be some pretty strong evidence that those "hateanons" were giving her shit for a reason.

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>>124842646
Anon, what's going on? Anon! ANOOOOOOON!

>>124843096
From the top of my head:
>RPing as Chica
>tripfagging
>terrible grammar
>liberal use of emoticons
>posting porn unspoilered in the thread
>responding extremely aversely to any criticism
>left after calling us a terrible community and that deviantart was better

>>124843597
BOSS ITS THE SKULLS!

>>124842874
Nah it's just evident that it's one person when people begin to bring up irrelevant subjects of very debaitable nature.

>>124804334
Lazy Nezumi?

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>>124844093
>debaitable
Ehehehehe.

>>124843096
Name and tripcode on the first day, pseudo-roleplaying as "chica", posted with every DA mannerism you can imagine from emoticons to intentionally typing like a 13 year old (u no... like this... O_O XD), got crazy defensive from pretty much anything criticizing her and this was before any of it was "hostile" and almost a few weeks after showing up got fed up with people telling her to stop treating the place as a chatroom and swore she would never come back... FOREVER ... for about four or five months.

And to be fair, she did improve on the second time around, but as much as people say that it was other people making her look bad be it either her fans or her haters, I think the actions that molded my opinions of her the most were the things she did when not being influenced by any of the above. All the unforced cringe and general narcissism that became more clear as she would do things like throw other ocfags under the bus to justify herself in comparison or shit like planning to dress her "hubby" up as Foxy at a local Krispy Kreme because it was something like "talk-like-a-pirate day" in Clapistan that made her look worse than anything some angry anon could ever say about her.

>>124843343
Or she did it because the hateanons were giving her shit over something that was long ago and didn't need to be constantly harped about. This isn't a situation where one side is 100% evil and the other is 100% good, yes she was a bitch when she first came here but when she came back the second time she mellowed out and was willing to bury the hatchet, but the cliche of shitters we have just couldn't let it go and did nothing but turn every thread to shit whenever she posted.

>>124844556
The only thing I despised was people nagging tiredanon to respond constantly. It's fine to anticipate something but holy fuck, I've never seen that behavior shown by 4chan-goers.

>>124844556
Seriously why does anybody type like that?

>>124845280
Back in the day when you had to press actual buttons multiple times to type words, it was common on cellphones to use shorthand for texting so you didn't have to press as many buttons.

Why it translated to internet culture is beyond me.

>>124845280
Same reason Scott uses winky-face emoticons every other time he says something, I'm guessing.

Did that storyboarding guy ever finish his little episode with Foxy and the night of the Bite?

>>124845280
Bitches love smiley faces.

>>124844556
>shit like planning to dress her "hubby" up as Foxy at a local Krispy Kreme because it was something like "talk-like-a-pirate day" in Clapistan that made her look worse than anything some angry anon could ever say about her.

Why would you seriously get angry about that? How does someone who lives in a different country's husband dressing like a FNAF character for Pirate Day for the kids affect anyone enough to warrant any kind of anger?

>>124845158

That fucking entire "prom" crap was some of the worst circlejerkery that's ever happened here. 90% of the art produced was just hamfisted artist crossovers with no originality. Only a couple of OCfags actually did anything worthwhile with the concept. Seriously, that was the most agonizing couple of days in this thread's history.

>>124845680
I mostly just hated it because it made me think about high school again.

>>124845158
Reminds you of a certain someone we have now, hm?

>>124845923
You're going to have to be less subtle, I don't follow.

>>124846104
Benis. Not to make the thread about it, because I'm sick of it at this point, but there's some similarities in the way their fans act towards them.

>>124843307
make him sniff book

>>124845923
Reluctantanon with his constant dissing of Chica?

>>124845514
>episode with Foxy and the night of the Bite

What's this now?

>>124845514
Sadly no.
Would've liked to see how storyboardfag could have taken it.

>>124846180
There was no Benis in this thread.

I miss HERE WE GO anon who posted that costanza gif of him raising his arms.

>>124845680
Oh god, I remember all the anons fighting over taking Vawbon to prom unironically.
What a fucking disaster.

>>124846180
Oh, well I guess I could see that. However, I was referring to a short-term basis where people expected content minutes after posting the next "tennis" between OCfags. Benis has a lot of long-term hype whereas the pace people expected for what I mentioned went beyond reason.

>>124845514
Nope.
That guy was cool as hell though. Shame he only stuck around for a day or two.

>>124846418
I thought a lot of the prom stuff was fun, but that got pretty cringey pretty fast.

>>124846418
Oh fuck off, we got Snax Foxy wearing a goth shirt with the fake band "Suicide Wrist Red".

That alone is worth any amount of cringe.

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>>124846432
Ah okay. My misunderstanding then. Have something from my archive in return.

>>124846180
I love Benis to death, but fuck his fans. The obsession with his mostly simplistic comics is unbelievably irritating, and that's not even getting into the whole "purple pedo" meme.

>>124846386
I miss that anon who posted that one edited Bonnie gif saying YES YES GIVE IT TO ME

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>>124846827
I miss videogames.

>>124846658
Nah it's cool, I can see how it might get irritating. I'd guess it's just as irritating for his fans to wait for a conclusion, if there ever was or will be one. Like waiting for dead writefags to continue or finish their stories.

>>124846773
Now now, I said I'm sick of it. Stop, butthole.

>>124846437

Anyone save it? Post?

>>124847108
storyboardfag on the booru I think

>>124847018
After tomorrow I'll be free to write up a story. Unfortunately I made a bad decision to buy a new computer at the same time, so hopefully I actually get it done. I said by Christmas and god damnit I would be the worst person if I couldn't write like 5-10k words in that time.

>>124846386
He only posted it in response to stupid stuff like unspoilered porn, I think.

>>124847230
One of the worst things that writers can do is make promises they can't keep. It's better to keep your plans under wraps until you actually write it, especially if there's a chance that you can't get anything done.

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>>124846967
I miss my mom.

>>124848035
Will do. I haven't said much besides kept pushing it back due to school. I have no excuses now though.

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>>124848035

>>124846386
I'm still here, just missed the opportunity to post it.

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>>124848134
>filename

>>124847190

Oh sweet.

At least my penis is normal size

>>124849543
the fuck is wrong with you

>>124849543
Quick, >>124848774! Now's your chance!

>>124849543
C'mon you dumb nigger.

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>>124849634
Nah man, you can't just-

>>124849543
HERE WE GO AGAIN

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>>124849543

>>124850096
Call on meee

>>124850219
Anon you're such a weasyl

>>124850324
https://vimeo.com/108198762

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>>124849043
I forgot about that feet thing

>>124850453
That video is the worst but those models are pretty cool.

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>>124849543
Come on anon, don't do this to yourself

At least use a picture with an actually worthwhile dick in it.

https://youtu.be/IrEBFmTNWk4

Where the fuck is Gud when all of this is happening annyway?

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>>124851046

I will remove your kebab with a rusty set of toenail clippers, anon.

>>124850096
>>124850219
>>124850324
>>124850453
What is this nonsense? What are you nerds plotting?

>>124851006
But then who would he compare it to?
What other bons have a less than average dongle?

>>124851293
You have to compare it to HER dick. You know. No not Snax's, you doofus.

>>124851225
vimeo porn vid from way back in the beginning.
Became an inside joke.

Go ahead. Watch it if you haven't already you weasyl
I'm calling on you to do it

>>124851293
A lady Bon

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>>124851167
Gud Foxy is busy smooching tall Foxys

>>124851475
Snax just has an inverted dick so it's k.
It's like poetry really, her bon has a foot that inverts asses.

>>124851167
Dead probabley, he's been posting in the thread less and less, i wouldn't be suprised if he's made a silent exit.

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what up, pups

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>>124851640
No way, he was just here a few days ago making animated petting gifs. He's never far away even if he takes a week or two off here and there.

>>124851559
I can't, it requires a password.

>>124851863
spoiler

>>124851720
What up what up?

>>124851863
The password was you all along, you weasyl

>>124851720
Oh boy it's Panels time

Time for cutes and shicks and juicy booty twerkin

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>>124851559
>porn vid
Say no more, I shall laugh silently to myself at your nerdly ways.

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>>124852059
nothing really, I'm already out of ideas to draw even though I just came back
>>124852195
2/3 of those may happen

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>>124798929
>Mike's moving to a new aparment

YOU CAN'T DO THAT
MIKE DIDN'T PROPERLY APOLOGIZE TO MANGLE
MIKE DIDN'T HELP BONNIBEL WITH HER ANXIETY ISSUES
MIKE DIDN'T LEARN FRENCH
MIKE AND CHICA DIDN'T EVEN SMOOCH

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>>124852786
oh come on anon
that's no big deal right
i'm sure you'll be able to soldier on just fine knowing you left that rift between you and poor mangle unhealed

right

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>>124852919
>i'm sure you'll be able to soldier on just fine knowing you left that rift between you and poor mangle unhealed
>knowing you left that rift between you and poor mangle unhealed
>knowing you left that rift
>you left
>you

HOLD THE FUCK UP
I'M MIKE?
WHAT HAVE I DONE

>>124853108
Well, isn't the story told in second person? The narrator is "you".

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>>124853321

>>124852786
It's not like you're moving far, you could probably visit your old roommates. You're not banned from it once you're out of the apartment. Just think of it as an inconvenient relocation to accidentally more friends/"friends"

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>>124852309
Every time I see Panels Chica, I think her beak is a bandana.

>>124853321
Man, I hate when people write in that POV. It's like you're stuck inside of someone else's body, but have no control over your actions whatsoever and can't stop yourself from doing anything incredibly stupid that you'll instantly regret.

Wait a minute, that sounds kinda familiar...

>>124853569
Eh, I'm not really feeling it.
Pokemaniacal's a great writer, sure, but I'm not all too sure he can juggle sixteen characters well enough to foster good character development and emotional attachment at the same level just four of them would allow him to.

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We got some new FNAF World images.

>>124853682
She looks old m8

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>>124854335

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>>124849543

>>124854517
One of the oldest I can think of.

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>>124854335
BUBBA NO

>>124853879
The only real loose end is the outcast mangle right now, I don't see juggling so much as referencing on occasion. While it is true that it would be nice for emotional attachments it's also of note that the protagonist doesn't come off as the kind of person that sticks around in one place. People are sorta transient like that.

But I'm no expert and it isn't my story, so I can only speculate with unprofessional opinions on which roommate he's going to accidentally boink or bounce into next. It's going to be a hard ending because there's going to be a lack of AUs as additional options. The hardest part is going to be letting go.

>>124853879
Well, he (or she) was able to flesh out some of the other side characters pretty well.

wait is 87 A the one with fucked up Freddy? Mike is going to have a fun time dealing with the closest thing to an animatronic in this universe

P.S. is Marion the marionette? If so, then who is Springtrap? Some sorta mentally ill hare with a skin disease that not only makes him look like a zombie, but also makes him look like he's always smiling?

>>124854695
GOOSH.
GOOSH.

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>>124848035
>>124847230

Write when you feel like writing instead of trying to meet a goal or quota you set for yourself, especially since you're going to reach a point when you burn out and need to recharge. Forcing yourself to write without actually feeling the want to write will break your internal engine and make you spin out before turning into an irreparable battered flaming wreck with a crispy skeleton inside that occasionally tries to grab the steering wheel but it can't because it's a skeleton that doesn't realize it's dead yet.

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>>124852786

I know, right? Way to leave a whole bunch of plot threads unresolved! What an asshole!

>>124853569

Haven't you been following along? This universe operates on King's Flat Rules -- it's like Survivor. Once you leave you're voted off the island.

Mike's screwed.

>>124853879

I disagree, man. It's obvious the dude's a hack. I'm surprised he's gotten this far already. After all, there's only so many ways you can write slutty Chica, and don't get me started on Bonnie. Too many Bonnies.

>>124854763

>spoiler

Tear that bandaid off now, anon! Letting go is the first thing you need to do. After all, Mike's probably just going to end up dying of starvation in the apartment complex's parking lot and having to eat one of the Chicas to survive.

>>124854829

Marion is the Puppet, yeah, but Springtrap? In this guy's stories? Ahaha! Oh man! Wow, that's such a far-fetched and crazy idea that'll never happen, anon!
But enough of Pokemaniacal, clearly the guy's a fraud! You know who's a really good writefag? That guy that gave us Toy Freddy's New Toy.

Brilliant, masterful work. Read it here if you haven't. http://pastebin.com/cL7jhF3k

So good.

>leave threads
>hear people talking about fnafworld again
>scott is pulling another scott and injecting creepy into fnafworld

Who the fuck told Mangle to suicide.

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>>124855479
>Who the fuck told Mangle to suicide.
IT WAS ME! I did it! I DID IT ALL ALONG!

>>124854763
>making a fanfic about over a dozen waifubait characters
>not creating emotional attachment

That would be stupid, really, a waste of good characters
Pokemaniacal has obviously worked on the emotional character development side of things, because he knows that.

>>124855370
>http://pastebin.com/cL7jhF3k
>not http://pastebin.com/HbcHtPGW

Now THAT is a masterpiece.

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>>124830728
This was a surreal experience

>>124854335
Oh shit, a boss?

>>124855479
Clearly it was her endo head.

>>124855964
Sorry I should have clarified, deep emotional attachments. The situation the character is in doesn't seem to add up to the kind of person that spends extended amounts of time getting to know these people, but spends enough to learn more about them than we would know as readers. I like to think it's a good balance that doesn't end up going into full waifu romance territory and expands at least a little on characters we knew on a simpler level.

>>124845639
Because she said in the past that she has a Chica costume that they use for decidedly less kid friendly activities.

Do the math, anon.

>>124855103
I need goals or I won't do anything. Unfortunately without anyone or anything to keep me on track of those goals, they sometimes end up getting pushed to the side to do something I like doing, like playing video games or coding for school. And most of the time I stop writing is due to a lack of ideas rather than a lack of want to write. Also that description is great.

>>124856490
You're assuming they'd start raping the kids?

>>124856720
Jizz
-stained
fur
suits.

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>>124856348
>I like to think it's a good balance that doesn't end up going into full waifu romance territory and expands at least a little on characters we knew on a simpler level.
>being a literal fanfic casual

>>124856890
A good scrub and some dye will take care of that.

>>124856890
Now you are Assuming they don't do laundry?

>>124857347
They can wash away the spunk but they can't wash away the sin, anon.

>>124857415
No, I'm assuming neither I or somebody's kid would still want to touch it afterwards.

>>124857630
So you think they'd have been yelling "WE FUCK IN THESE SUITS COME TOUCH THEM KIDDIES!!"?

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>>124854628
Well,....You're getting better at this jim.
I love the expression in gudbon's face.

>>124856708
I burned myself off writing and fell into video games like yourself. Creativity is a strange thing, but my recommendation is writing when you end up having ideas to work with. In my experience, passively daydreaming makes more of my ideas than actively brainstorming and fulfilling a quota. It's nice to be a regular writer but it's as they said, forcing yourself is only going to make your quality go down.

For instance, I pushed myself too far and wrote this, among other things at that time: http://pastebin.com/HfkcjC5j

I also recommend reading to expand your idea pool. If you need a quota to fulfill, make it like a book every x days or weeks or so. Do it because it in a way that sparks your interest.

>>124854538
Wait what

This is actual FNAF World game footage? That's cool

>>124857801
Anon...

Would you want to hug Foxy or Chica if you knew a sweaty ass adult man was penetrated inside that suit in a gory fashion? Even though they filled it with bleach before putting it on?

No? Then why would you let someone in a fursuit come near your child?

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>>124857338
>REEEEEading one of the most abused fanfic cliches
>implying you're not the casual

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oh well

they'll understand, right?

>>124854335
Look at that little endo fucker.

Smilin' and ready to fuck Bubba up.

Shine on little endo dude

>>124857801
No, but at that point they wouldn't need to as they would have everything else on the cringe checklist filled out just by standing around in a random public spot in fursuits for some incredibly contrived and tangential reason for no other reason than for attention.

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>>124858451
>not enjoying the timeless classic of Boy Meets Furfag Girl
>thinking you're too good for the classics

Ha!
I bet you unironically read Edan's fics.

>>124857630
So according to your logic I'm not allowed to wear a Shirt and a pair of Jeans if I fucked at least once with them

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>>124854335

Things are gonna get dark then?

>>124858525

Mangle, get out of the fucking vent. That's not sanitary.

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>>124858525
I want to fuck the traumatized trap fox.

>>124858525
I'll never understand Mangle's belief that her hot nonmangled bod is ugly
I will understand my feelings if other Mangle's got some extra limbs though
>>124858804
But anon, she's UGLY! That's why she's got a cute butt, perfectly normal limbs, healthy innards, and an unhealthy obsession with hygiene

>>124858195
You're not wrong and I do take time to just think of ideas, which is why I haven't written a lot. Now I have ideas to work with and I need to just sit down and play with them, like going from design to an actual sculpture.

Shit I only write like once a year because I don't have many ideas and I want them to be good.

>>124859195

>she

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>>124858778
Anon, I know you're trying to be clever but there's a world of difference between a shirt and jeans and a full fucking fursuit. It's as bad as if BDSM fetishists walked around in public in nothing but assless chaps, gimp masks and crotch-straps.

>>124858778
No, but you shouldn't be allowed to give kids a cucumber that you use solely for fucking yourself with.

>>124859195
>I'll never understand Mangle's belief that her hot nonmangled bod is ugly
That's sort of the point, isn't it? She's got some massive disorder that makes her think she's an abomination.

>>124859195
Well Sadly it's normal, there are thousands of girls with hot bodies that think they fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on their way down

>>124841434
is it just me or does this mike look eddie van halen

>>124859343
>Fursuits
>It's as bad as if BDSM fetishists walked around in public in nothing but assless chaps, gimp masks and crotch-straps.
Hah! That was high school for me.
Seeing all those leather straps and the Japanese/Korean/Filipinos walk around in those footie pajamas that had the tail and ears.

Interesting times.

>>124804178
man that bee is the best.

>>124859195
Body dysmorphia is a hell of a drug. Had a minor case of it myself, it took a bit of work to get over. I'd hate to see someone with a bad case of it. Those kind of things tear me up. That's why I'm scared that this is what Poke is going for. It's going to kick my feels in and drag them into the barn to rape it like a inbred hillbilly would a horse.

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>>124859624
Actually, I think that's supposed to be Tommy Wiseau

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Rough idea of Foxy now.

>>124859510
oh u~

>>124859868
Daily reminder that she kills you by hugging you and getting warm and vibrating AND NOT A SINGLE PIC HAS BEEN MADE OF IT

>>124860406
foxy is looking tasty

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Hey guys.

This is the last time I'll repost this, I swear. I just thought it'd be good to get it up one last time at a relatively decent hour.
http://the-late-pheebaleeb.tumblr.com/post/134810252964

For those not in the know, it's a WIP of a scene in the shitty high school au rpg I've been working on for like, ever. Hope everyone's day is going well.

>>124860406
Intimidating and dangerous, I like it

>>124860594
It looks like she's thinking the same thing.

>>124859930
>Squeal, squeal like a pig!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE

>>124860406
Looking good.

>>124860664
Oh hey, is this still the beta from last time? Good work, man.

>>124860562
yeah but there are worse ways to go. id still risk it to hug the bee.

>>124859218
You're more or less the opposite of what I've got. I can't really plan ideas well at all and I end up with so many ideas I make one-offs. Can't say peanut gallery writing isn't fun but I have a really bad time making something longer with more quality put into it. 3 pages of ideas and no motivation.

You'll definitely make something with that kind of attitude though, just got a feeling about it. Godspeed.

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I want Weaver Toy Bonnie to be my personal trainer.

>>124861169
Thanks Goose. Maybe you can take a look at your sheet of ideas and pluck a few that you could tie together? That might help you out; gets a bunch of ideas done and makes for a more complicated story, which can be really good if you do it well, which I think you can.

Tie em together, write down some notes, then plan it out a bit. Try and think of your story as a movie, and you're planning what scenes should come next, then tones of everyone's voices and the backing track. What do you want it to look and sound like? Then once you have a visualization you can convert it to the script, and from there it's easy enough to just make it into a story. At least, that's how I do it sometimes when I have some trouble.

>>124861319
assuming you're human there'd be plenty of "cardio"

We need a "Draw Foofy Day"

http://freddy-fazbear-pizzeria.tumblr.com/
did the game come out recently?

>>124860664
Hey, it worked this time!

Looks like I had to say no to replacing a sound file. Sweet.

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>>124861804

>assuming you're human
Oh, no, I'm a fucking merman.

>>124862007
Shit man I can barely read this fucking site. Dark purple on black, what a wonderful color combination.

>>124861657
Honestly I've been having more non-fnaf ideas which I have written on my pastebin sparsely but I never advertise them because that would be off-topic. They are of a very different nature to the point where there's no way I could pass it off into fitting within FNAF. I'm talking about stuff like god-politics over an interdimensional library that causes lots of incidents because of an autistic and lonely god who mingles with any and all beings that stumble into it.

I guess I would need to vent those ideas out first then get back on track with my usual shenanigans, which luckily I have a winter break to perform on.

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>>124862007
>I want Bubba to fist me

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>>124798929
>that ending.
man, i really identified with those misfits. still it was a great chapter as always. at least the next group will probably be great in their own way.

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>>124860796
Aw, thanks. And yeah.
I know it's dumb and not much at the moment, but I figured I'd give one last go for feedback for the level in this state.

Thank you so much for trying it out!

>>124862236
Oh, good! I'm so glad to hear that you guys are able to get it working!

Also thanks to everyone putting up with me being away for so long only to drop in unannounced during finals week of all times like "HEY PLAY THIS."

It really means a lot.

>>124862447
That actually sounds kinda cool. If you want to give it a read (it's really short) take a look at the Library of Babel by Borges. It's one of my favorite short stories.

And it's okay, you can always find a way to make things work. I'm not really an advocate of "make something dumb and call it AU" but if you need to do that and it works, hell why not.

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>>124861804
And assuming you actually live up to her idealization and fetishism:

>"A h-human! F-for real?! This is a dream come tr- Oh. Uh, you know... on Humaffinity you guys usually have six-pack abs, 12-inch dicks, less than 7% body fat and stand over 6 feet tall."
"Something wrong?"
>"Oh no, I mean - uh, I just didn't think you would be so... fat. And short. And having so much of those, you know, weird, ugly, squiggly little hairs all over your junk and back."
"Gee, thanks. So do you still want to give me some personal training or-"
>"No, no... I just remembered that I, uh, have to um, get my car washed... at the grocery store."
"At 10:00 pm?"
>"Yes. At 10 pm"
"So how about tomorrow?"
>"No, I'm suddenly busy that day too."
"Because I'm fat and hairy?"
>"OH GOD I KNOW, RIGHT? AND SO UGLY TOO!"
"Thanks Teeb. Thanks a lot."

>>124863041
>It really means a lot.
No problem spookle.

Totally worth it. I now have 20 embarrassing pictures of Freddy.
Screw the skittles in the boiler room, I can now blackmail him into buying me as many packets of skittles as I want.