SMITE General /smgen/

>>124756346
Fuck you pussy. He's a better man than you are and his dick is two times the size of your little pecker. Oh taro if you're reading this just know your dad likes it when I fuck him in the ass

BORT WHAT ARE YOUR UNABATED THOUGHTS OF THE SHAZBOWL?

3rd for tyr is the best god

>>124757083
That's not how you spell Xing.

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nth for matchmaking a cute. Cute. CUTE!

How do I play Serquet? I played against her once and she jumped on my head and I died. Then we needed jungle later, I picked her, jumped on their heads and I died???

>>124757972
Oh hey, Ace is trying ranked again!

>>124757972

Forced 50% bro. that's what you get for riding solo.

>>124758528
you gotta use her 1 + 2 (+ ult) and then do an auto to activate her passive and take away 10 or 20% of their health for free :)

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>>124758798
no problem here, we won

>>124759030
>1+2
you mean 2+1 into ult right?

>>124759228
Yeah, that way is easiest, but you can do whatever order you want without much trouble desu

>>124759228
He should, or he's an idiot.

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>>124758528
Serquet? I'll assume it's conquest, because she's subpar everywhere else.

First - Serquet plays one position and one position only: Jungle. I'm not going to tell how to jungle, but learn to recognize the best window for a gank.

Second - She's a ganker; Serquet is a predator, and squishy and hurt gods her prey.

Third - Her poison. It does pure % based dmg. Her 1, 2 and 4 apply a stack of the poison.

Fourth - Her ult throws people in the direction you're looking at. Her ult prevents healing. Keep those things in mind.

How to Serquet - Blink or just get close to your prey, don't use your 3 for that, it's important; Initiate with your ult and throw them towards your tower/teammates; Use your 2 to make them attack you them hit them for that sweet 20% dmg.

Use your 1 if they try to escape to close the gap and do more dmg. If things go south jump out. If things are going well, jump in for the last hit.

Serquet depends on her team early game. Gank lanes where you're sure you and your teammate can get a kill.

Anyway Serquet is fun as fuck and you'll have scrubs raging at you by the time you master her.

I have been downloading updates for like 2 hours. I've only been gone 3 months.

hello i have been gone a long time.

is what's her face still good. angry shield and sword action lady. also nox.

>>124756985
If that's the best insult you can come up with, no wonder our son turned into such a faggot for muscle-bound Scottish men.

>>124759204

never said it didn't go both ways.

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>>124760083
>>124756985
you are a sad, pathetic person

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Is this what getting gud feels like?

>>124760253
Well I mean we're posting on a /vg/ board right now. Glass houses and all that.

>>124759959
bellona is good, she's been nerfed several times since release but still very strong and pretty versatile.
nox sees some more play since her rework but is a pretty rare sight.

>>124760375
Not with that build it's not.

>>124760457
I'm always looking to improve, any suggestions?

>>124760083
Why don't you go fuck your boyfriend you asshole

>>124760375
apparently its what beating up retards feels like. Witchblade? Chronos AND Breastplate of Valor?
No penetration outside of boots?

>>124760654
>>124760432
this guy's really taking it to the next level though

>>124760439
>>124760439
>she's been nerfed several times since release

damn. i had trouble with her after the first nerf. have they reworked the chinese trap yet?

>>124760541
You got the lowest damage on your team because you built tanky; get rid of the defense items and grab some penetration. Polynomicon is core on him because it stacks with his 3, and tahuti would synergize with that pretty well.

Nice job with the ward placement and blink though

>finally get to level 30
>have barely played conquest
>lose 8 games straight now

I've made a terrible mistake

What's a good Chaac build for solo? I hear people say attack speed, but it doesn't look that viable.

What about
Warrior Tabi > Executioner > Deathbringer > Rage > Malice > suggestions?

>>124760834
Guy!? Excuse me can't you tell by my name I'm a woman...well now I am

>>124761027
Breastplate was more of a filler item, honestly. I already had the first 5 items and they were down to a couple of Phoenixes and a T2 tower.

I played more of a support(?) jungler, finishing waves and securing kills because Ao's squishy as hell and I like playing safe. The defense is there mostly if I screw up my ult and need to get away.

But yeah, I'll try your advice. Damage all the way.

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halp guise, how do i not lose so much?

>>124762039
>Hebo/Scylla
Stay cautious till late game
>Thanatos
Snowball the fuck out of early.

>>124762039
Spend 400 gems on a new username.

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>Ares
>"I'm going damage"
>not a single aura items
>no blink
I want to die.

>>124762038
one easyish thing: try to avoid overcapping stats though, its inefficient for your gold. the CDR cap is 40% for example. So instead of buying Breastplate of valor, you could have went mail of renewal (since you already have chronos pendant), capping your CDR and getting health and a great passive with it.

>>124762562
Blinking is hard

>>124762039
>Sasuke2003

Found your problem.

>>124762621
So this?

>Bumba's Mask
>Shoes of the Magi
>Chronos Pendant
>Polynomicon
>Demonic Grip
>Rod of Tahuti/Mail of Renewal

>>124763178
Grab penetration before poly

>>124763278
Thank you random anon.

How do I play Jungle in the tail end of 2015?

>>124762562
>30 magical power is worth buying items that don't fit the comp

>>124763445
>pick woman of poison and thighs
>pick wolf of press 3 to win
>pick Gundam of spinning

>>124763673
>pick woman of poison and thighs
Scorpion lady?
>pick wolf of press 3 to win
Fenrir?
>pick Gundam of spinning
Who?

>>124762239
>>124762830
Was gonna say the same thing

>>124763784
Thor. And don't respond to the shitters who think everyone is broken, it just encourages the uncreative nicknames.

>>124762039
>2003
12 year olds aren't allowed here, you know. Where are the mods?

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>>124763784
>Yes
>Yes
>Thor

>>124763445
Pick thor and roam the map with your mid clearing camps mid waves and backing

>>124764074
Wow skins have really been getting out there.

>>124764072
Shoulda called himself the_iron_sheik

>>124763642
Mystic mail and Void stone are good for FUCKING TANKS

>>124763880
>>124762830
>>124762239
>>124764072
No gems and i don't want to reroll, so it's staying for now. But imagine the face of those who just got rekt by sasuke2003. That's why i chose it initially. Got old real quick tho, sadly, so now i'm sorta stuck with it.

>>124765036
I'm gonna put you in the camel clutch

>>124765027
Sure, fine. As a rank 9 Ares with a 60% winrate I gotta say I hate to see people stupidly stacking 5 aura items and some boots when half the items have zero impact on the game, just to get the 30 power. Almost as bad as the people who think Ares is just a walking ultimate.

>>124765613
What would you recommend for Ares besides mystic mail and void stone? Just tank it1ems? I'm probably retarded but gem feels at home on him since he's constantly doing DoT.

>lose 6 games in a row
>pick xing
>win

loving this meme so far

>>124765613
>As a rank 9 Ares with a 60% winrate
fuck off ace

>>124766097
Like most guardians it depends on the game, that's kinda been my point from the start. Just don't blindly throw auras on him. If you want to be mage-y then a Pythag and a Spear is good, going tabkier you'd want a Mystical and a Void Stone, Iso is fine and all but its expensive and if you play him right then they're already slowed and crippled for 8 seconds anyways, its much better on say Xing for example.

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>>124766538
Yeah sorry, I said 60% earlier just recalling from memory, its actually higher than that. But fuck me, what do I know about Ares? I'm just a silly futa fag.

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>Winning 5 games in a row
>6th game
>Doing really well as Serquet.
>Long lane has duo sobek and xba on a party
>They're the only ones dying
>23-10 20 minutes in
>I'm 13-0
>shitting on the enemy serquet really hard
>Sobek and Xba start feeding like crazy. 0 map awareness. Pure blaming everything on me. Flaming like 12 years old on heat
>Rest of the team follows it
>My first death was literally at 30 minutes in
>another 30 minutes later
>Lose

Fuck this game.

>>124767010
Nigga you expect me to believe that you had 13 kills when the whole enemy team only had 10 deaths? Fuck off with your fantasy blog.

>>124767010
this is why i don't play conquest

A loss feels empty when the enemy team doesn't act like a dick. Shi-talk me, spam VEL, say "GG ez". I'm not playing MOBAs for fun you know.

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>>124767250
Here are the stats, if you really care.

>tfw no replay function anymore so I could BTFO him

>>124766882
Don't you split push as guardians?

>>124767361
Numbers from your blog still don't add up, and the enemy Serqet was not shit on at all. I repeat my request for you to fuck off.

>>124767250
> when the whole enemy team only had 10 deaths

What? 23-10 total kills for each side, retard. Reading comprehension 100%.

>>124767363
Who the fuck does that?

>release Nemesis was considered so "broken" that she was absolutely gutted and even reclassified into an Assassin, and now has a gimped Warrior's kit with shitty Assassin stats

>meanwhile, Bellona has an Assassin's kit and Warrior stats...

>>124767676
I'm asking your personally from our psmiggen party ups.

>>124767540
>Serqet was not shit on at all
>Still had a bumba mask at 50 minutes

She got fed after 30 minutes. I'm pretty sure you're just baiting me at this point.

>>124767361
>no items on Xbalanque
pls

>>124767679
You shut your whore mouth. Bellona has been nerrfed like 8 times. Let her live her life.

>>124767716
Then no.

>>124767792
Release Nemesis was nowhere near as broken as Bellona STILL is

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>>124768238
>Still
what's "broken" about her, I want to know.

>>124768316
>can build full tank and still shit out ridiculous damage thanks to 2
>can build full damage and still be ridiculously hard to kill thanks to 1 and 3
>can just build a mixture of both and be an unstoppable murder machine

>>124768581
>I never played in beta and don't remember release Nemesis or Guan Yu at all

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>>124768581
>can build full tank and still shit out ridiculous damage thanks to 2
It's interruptible.
>can build full damage and still be ridiculously hard to kill thanks to 1 and 3
>1
like, just get away from her so it's gone and you can resume attacking
>3
you can beads the disarm and if you are an ADC just get fatalis and attack from afar like you should.And if you are an AA assassin/warriror get midguardian
>can just build a mixture of both and be an unstoppable murder machine
see previous 2.

>>124768671
Guan Yu also got gutted

When's Bellona getting gutted?

>>124768817
>can build full tank and still shit out ridiculous damage thanks to 2
>It's interruptible.

Yes please waste CC on the full-tank Bellona, for a move I'm going to do again in like 10 seconds

lmao @ these shit kids

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>>124768943
>shits out ridiculous damage
>have an option to stop it
>"WHY WOULD I WASTE MY CC"
>"shit kid"

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>>124766882

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>>124769236
>But fuck me, what do I know about Ares? I'm just a silly futa fag.

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>>124769061
>Bellona comes at me with her adc and mid mage
>Let me stop the bellona with my cc
>Oh shit, I died to the others.
>Let me stop the others next time
>Oh shit, Bellona killed me.

>>124769061
>"shits out"
>as in, you can't really stop it, you can only really delay the inevtable

The only way to actually STOP it is to kill Bellona(good luck), or just ban her like a sensible person

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>>Bellona comes at me with her adc and mid mage
>Let me stop the bellona with my cc
I can make stupid ass, easy to avoid scenarios too asspie.
>>124769361
>still shit out ridiculous damage thanks to 2
>thanks to 2
read.

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>>124769236
>But fuck me, what do I know about Ares? I'm just a silly futa fag.

>>124769473
Bellona shit damages and it's hard to kill. What's even your point?

>Just CC and kill her!!

Don't you fucking say.

>>124769473
>Interrupted 2
>another one comes out a few seconds later and just smashes your team anyways

It's not an ult, it's a basic ability with a pretty short cooldown

And, again, you'd be hitting a tank with CC instead of a higher priority target

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>>124769309
>Bell comes at me with her adc and mid mage
>There's three fucking people coming right at me
>Run away instead of fighting 1v3 like a moron
>Don't die to any of them at all
WOAH
HOW'D I DO THAT????? BOLOGNA IS SUPPOSED TO BE CANCER!?!?!??!?!

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>>124769631
>Bellona shit damages and it's hard to kill. What's even your point?
I thought we were talking about her 2, also if you are a squishy ass faggot with range stay in the back.
>Just CC and kill her!!
You are putting words in my mouth now
>>124769720
exactly.

>>124769720
>>124769808
>3 people comes to Bellona
>She kills them all
>Haha Bellona is balanced

>>124769905
>3 people comes to Bellona
>She kills them all
Yeah and so, a Ne Zha walks into a bar and gets fucked by everyone. I can make jokes too.

Everyone seems to get assblasted when they get rekt by a God, and then demand they get nerfed

>Nerf Kephri again pls
>Nerf Sun Wukong pls
>Nerf Bellona again pls
>Nerf Thor pls
>Nerf Loki pls
>Nerf Athena pls
>Nerf Sol pls


Maybe you faggots should git gud

>>124770094
>Athena
>Sol
>Thor
I agree with those, not nerfing them into the ground but their kits are bloated a bit.

>>124769905
>Be Bellona
>5 people come to my lane
>Do a triple backflip into my bugatti and ride into their base
>Tell their titan to kill itself
>Win

>>124769998
Yeah sure. Ne Zha can play every role in the game and still excel at each one, because we all know Ne Zha is an assassin with a warriors tag and guardian hp.

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>>124769306
>>124769569
>But fuck me

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>>124770350
Jesus Christ, Taro is that you. I can't tell anymore so many shitters.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gw9fJGKvcc
Anyone heard of this? A MOBA made by the guys who made the engine Smite runs on. Another 3D MOBA similar to smite, but judging from the video, has the game played much more on the Y-axis than smite (Aiming in 3D from first glance).

>>124770672
>No Loli = shit

>>124770672
CliffyB pls shill your space marines elsewhere.

>>124770672
Go away Paragon representative

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>>124770672
>WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

>>124770672
>another company making a MOBA

please

>>124770672
That looks like all bullshots to me.

>>124770672
What's up Shill? No thanks, the market is bloated.

>>124769061
>play Xing
>when she starts to wind up her 2, use your 2 to interrupt her
>she still gets weapon but no massive damage spike

ez

There needs to be a Smugscylla skin.

It'll just be default Scylla, but smug as fuck.

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>>124770887
That was good anon

>>124772508
whoops, meant towards >>124768943

i'm gonna miss boypussy.

He is so fun to play but i cannot play him if he stops looking like a little cute boy.

Can you imagine Ne Zha's manly grunting during his ult instead of girlish moaning?

i can't

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>>124772970
Do we even have pics of the remodel
I doubt they can make the "Lotus Prince" butchy dude.

>>124772970
They're calling the update "androgenous", I'm sure he'll still be femenine.

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nice work shitrez

>>124772970
Calm down Ace, it's gonna be fine
You can force LHOG to wear a skirt instead

>>124772970
I hope they make him a little less boney. Does he get to keep his horrible cartoon boy voice?

>>124773632
While I appreciate you recognizing my love of boipussy, but I'm >>124773354

hey who was the character voiced by the guy busted by CP. what happened to that character's voice?

>>124774242
Thanatos.
Nothing.

>>124760375
bourn possitive?

probably the elo of the others was 500

>>124774294
>>124774242
It was Swagni too

holy shit i forgot ratatosker was a thing.
holy shit, its been months since i saw him on a game.

>>124774294
>>124774385
Jared Fogle voiced Thanatos and Swagni?!

>>124773151
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/9/97/Ne_Zha_Ability_2b_1.ogg

>>124763642
I think Mystical Mail, Sov, Heartward, and Void Stone will rarely be poor choices on Ares

>>124774590
I have no idea who that is, so maybe.

>>124774817
Are you retarded or European

>>124775194
Well I am American.

Right now I'm smurfing so I can relearn Conquest and the enemy team doesn't seem so bad. How many people are smurfing?

>>124775421
There's a fun way to keep up with current events
Turn on your stove top
Wait till it gets red hot
Apply your face to the stove top

>>124775804
My stove hasn't worked in 2 years.

>>124775949
Guess you're fucked m8

>>124775949
Stop playing video games and get a job.

How do I do the knot build? I know I have to get red potion at start, but what else do I do to bring Ragnarok?

>>124776218
I do have a job.
I'm a waiter.

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in honor of boypussy going away i rekt with him on Clash.

I got matched against a 4man premade of retards with a competent 4man premade on my side.
I died once at 19 kills and then died again to fountain diving for an extra kill.

>>124776560
Oh, you're a waiter in America. So $3 an hour? I'm so sorry.

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>>124776926
>going away
Man you guys are dumb.

>>124774362
Aachen pls I'm trying my best

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Your waifu and husbando are now married, how does it work?

>Nemesis and AMC

Not sure what to think about this.

>>124777069
>Artemis and Ne Zha

I guess that explains why she was so stuck up.

>>124776926
>Censoring names
THANK YOU

>>124777069
>Apollo and Freya
both are on board and very happy with this.

>>124777069
>Freya and Ne Zha
Well, that's convenient.

>>124777069
>Nox and Vulcan

I'm indifferent.

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>>124777069
>being a bisexual slut

>>124777162
Nobody cares.

>>124777361
Get fucked attentionwhore

>>124777069
You could literally not have worse taste.

Did they confirm the that Ne Zha is getting a rework officially or something? Been at work all day and I haven't seen anything about it but it seems like a lot of people are talking about it

>>124778063
I'm pretty sure its just a remodel, and yes its confirmed.

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>>124777524
I don't take shit from people who use literally wrong.

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>>124778549
I don't think that I am.

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>>124778673
Okay, first, Google is a shitastic corporation, but that's not what's important. What's important is that you're using "literally" in a way that has come to mean the opposite of literally.

See these pictures of Nemesis licking her sword? That's literal taste, as in, sensing flavor through the tongue. If you are using literally right, then maybe I can convince the word to say penis when they mean actually clitoris.

>>124778673
>Literally the exact opposite of what literally means included in it's definition

>>124778920
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/literally
>In its standard use literally means ‘in a literal sense, as opposed to a non-literal or exaggerated sense’, as for example in I told him I never wanted to see him again, but I didn’t expect him to take it literally. In recent years an extended use of literally (and also literal) has become very common, where literally (or literal) is used deliberately in non-literal contexts, for added effect, as in they bought the car and literally ran it into the ground. This use can lead to unintentional humorous effects ( we were literally killing ourselves laughing) and is not acceptable in formal contexts, though it is widespread.

>>124777069
I don't have a husbando so I'll just use the last God I played.

>Bellona and Rama

Where's Sita

>>124779241
See? You're using it like an idiot would, the last nine words confirm it. Go back to your vanilla ships of Osiris and Isis.

>>124779364
Reverse kek

>>124777069
>Awilix and Sun Wukong

Monkeys and panthers getting it on? I dig it.

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>>124778920
Is Miriam Webster a better source?

>>124770094
the only ones that had no warrant were swk and loki the rest had retarded shit and serqet has been needing nerfs

>>124777069
>Bellona and Hou Yi
Well.

>>124777069
>Bellona and Ares

Good couple, to be honest

>>124781326
Canon couple to be honest

>>124781326
Yeah in many circles that's canon

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We were proud of this one.

Better with our innocent little reactions: https://a.uguu.se/hawzjr_SobekandKKKdoubleteamNeZhawhileMercfinisheshimoff%28Audio%29.webm

>>124782473
It's nice when smgenners put aside their differences, isn't it?

Only slightly on topic: do you think Laura Post fucks her husband while doing the Nox voice?

>>124782473
Good night, sweet Burgs.

Losing a bunch of games straight is awful. It's like I'm being dicked but I don't get to feel the sexual pleasure. It's just a bad feeling.

>>124784342
SmGen plays together literally every night, there's just a few salty shitposters who are pissed that they couldn't join an already 5 man party.

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>>124784569
>using literally wrong when there was this discussion just a few posts up

>>124784767
It's close enough if they do play almost every night.

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>>124784894
So when are customs gonna happen again?

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>>124784894
Egh, I guess.

>>124784767
Except we do actually literally play together every night. Usually 4-5 people, sometimes 2-3.
And even if I meant it as virtually, its still correct. Are you one of those fucking inbred southerners who thinks Pluto is still a planet? Accept change.

>>124784894
If they play every night, why does nobody ask for parties in here, faggot?

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>>124785235
But I love Chang'e. Not as much as Hou Yi does, but still.

>>124785240
Because nornally we talk about it in the group curse chat, or I just directly message a person I want to play with.

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>>124785240
Because they ask in clan chat you fucking mongoloid

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>>124785240
Because they ask in the clan you silly goose

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>>124785240
There are figuratively 25 people in the inner circle now, partys are usually made here.

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>>124785662
>inner circle

>>124785890
It's a meme son, I say I say its a meme! Pay attention, it flew right past ya!

>>124777069
>Kumbhakarna and Bellona

They would make a cute couple to be honest family

>>124785890
>not being in inner circle

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>>124782473
>tfw you didnt get to see it trying to run away with 10hp.

Less than a week from today, little ne zha will be no more.

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>>124784767
I will literally fuk u in the gobber m8

>>124785045
I'll organize some either Thursday or later this weekend. I'm busy tomorrow night.

>>124785240
Because they ask in clan chat you extremely pleasant person

>>124786336
All I can see are your walls

>>124786809
It's possible Bacchus is the andogynous part :^)

But yeah this is probably the remodel

>>124786809
>yfw he goes from jailbait to barely legal trap

>>124786809
He'd better still be feminine or I riot.

>>124786809
Why are they changing him?
What if someone bought that cyber punk skin and he doesn't like that changes?

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>>124787172
that was perfectly timed for me to get the kill 10 seconds later, was a delayed KS sorry copper couldnt let you carry all the way.

>>124787497
Bought skins usually stay the same unless they go out of their way to change them as well.

I'm Silver IV with 1253 MMR on my promo match, will I hit roughly Gold V because of my rating being higher than a usual silver rating, or would I go to Silver III because my record would end up at 18-25 (15-18 in Silver IV, 3-7 in Qualifiers)

>>124787996
You will go to silver 3 if you win

>>124787996
You go nowhere anon. Redo the whole fucking thing. Fuck you

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>>124787905

nice, make that the next thread's OP

>>124788278
>544 posts from now

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>>124785240
>I don't get invited to parties so they must not happen
It's because no one likes you because you're fucking retarded

>>124788360

oh I'm sorry, I didn't know I needed to wait the 20 fucking hours

I've leveling my first account and i have absolutely no idea what I'm doing when it comes to meta and shit. All I know is every game, I either carry hard or someone carries hard against me. Is the game really that snowbally or am I just playing broken gods? Medusa and Isis are my favorites right now.

>>124788515
The game is snowbally because people give up after 10 minutes. If they didn't games would last an hour.

>>124788515
Wow you're an asshole. Play a balanced god like sol, bellona, chiron, xing tian fag

>>124788810

In my experience, at least through leveling. I'm facing the same issues here that I faced in League. That is games last 35+ min because no one focuses objectives, could be up 5v2 and people will still go for kills instead of taking fury, giant or a tower. Been tilted pretty fucking hard seeing teammates go for damage buff after a deicide.

>>124788250
I'll probably have to have a strong winning streak in Silver III for a jump to happen, huh?

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>>124787905

I don't know how you guys can play Ranked Conquest. That shit makes me more stressed then real-life work things.

>>124791081
just take it easy man. Youre gonna play 1000 games, 1 throw dont mean shit.

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>>124791081
Ranked conquest isn't stressful once you realize no matter how hard you try you will be stuck at the same rank forever

>>124791824
not if you get good. I went from Plat V to IV recently, being the god I am.

>>124791081
I know how you feel. It's so nerve racking but I still continue on because I want to see where I rank and free skins

when will vamana be a viable warrior again?

>>124792334
Season 3 I fucking hope

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>>124792334
he still is anon

>>124792507
I call bullshit. 2 of those games you did nothing

Option 1: I'm being beaten by level 5s in Conquest
Option 2: Other people are smurfing

>>124793671
Option 3: you need to git gud

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>>124787905
delicious

if new Ne Zha turns out to be shit someone should draw Freya crying and hugging a picture of the old Ne Zha

>>124795372
>new Ne Zha

The fuck is happening?

>>124785391
There's a group curse chat? Where?

>booster ticks down even when you're offline

I thought we were done with this shit in F2P

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>>124795438
Anon are you just unaware of everything?

Ne Zha is getting a remodel

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>>124795591
NO, We have a loli and a shota. I fucking know they're going to fuck this up like every other goddamn fucking remodel they have done. Holy shit, my blood is on fire.

>>124795835
Old Odin, Loki, Kali, Zeus, and many others looked like trash, though

>>124796143
Fuck you, turning Loki into some faggot was one of the worst.

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>>124796256
the real Loki IS a faggot though. He turned himself into a female horse to get banged by horse dong. He likes to dress thor up in dresses.

So what's a good xbalanque build? I'm pretty new at this and I'm tired of getting shit stomped by him. I'd like to try shit stomping as him. I usually play arena, if that helps?

Who to learn? Anhur or Xbal? I like them both.
Guessing Xbal since he's one of the best ADCs?

>>124796509
Nu wa's revamp forever embittered me to Hirez's model revamps.

>>124796530
arena's a shitty game mode. If you wanna play him in conquest, try Transcendence / Soul Eater / Ninja Tabi / Executioner / Rage / Deathbringer.

>>124796631
Old Wa is fugly compared to current Wa. You prefer that low res, low poly mug? Are you not just blinded by nostalgia?

How do I play Ne Zha in 2015? Also why did they nerf his passive? Was that really so OP?

>>124796702
I liked it better than the current one, so yes. Losing the kit was unforgivable.

>>124796779
His passive is way better, the heal is quite potent in teamfights. You can take someone to the sky with your ult, get a mail of renewal proc., land, hit your aegis, then your 2, and gain back 40% of your hp with all your sash and ring back up.

>>124796912
his passive is shit and I hope they change it with the remodel

>Playing during regular hours
>Retards abound, everyone blames me for them feeding, oops brb gotta go to school
>No fun
>Playing reallyl ate at night at 4-5 AM
>Everyone is friendly, win every match or at least don't feel like raging, everyone is chill
>Have fun
Explain

>>124785662
>25 people
>inner circle
more like outer rim of circlejerking

>>124757972
Still a million times better than Blizzard's.

>>124785662
I don't recognize that program.

>>124789094
There are no jumps in smite m8

>>124801821
There is, just press the space bar :^)

>>124802090
Actually it's LS for me ;^)

Patch notes for New Zha then today?

https://account.hirezstudios.com/smitegame/match-details.aspx?match=208148912

I hate my life.

>>124778920
Howdy, man with an English degree here.

English is a living language and is chock-fucking-full of words whose meaning or spelling have morphed over time through intentional or accidental misuse. You're not going to find a dictionary that doesn't recognize the figurative use of "literally" because dictionaries are collections of language USAGE, not prescriptivist texts designed to say what is right and what is wrong. They reflect the language as it is popularly spoken, not the ideal of linguistic elites.

Latching onto and correcting the use of "literally" has become pretty popular in the past few years as a way of being a smartass, but it's the lowest hanging fruit of linguistic corrections. In trying to stomp out colloquial or slang definitions of the word and flaunt your intelligence, you only reveal that you don't actually know how the language works. The fight over "literally" being used figuratively has been over since before you were born. It's been used in the figurative sense in respected literature for nearly a hundred years now; go find searchable text of James Joyce's Ulysses and count the uses of "literally". I'll save you the time: it's in there seven times, and the majority of the uses are figurative.

There's other linguistic battles worth fighting, but "literally" isn't one of them. Arguing about it further is a moot point.
which, by the way, used to mean "a topic greatly worth discussing", or calling a moot (meeting) over, but now is used to mean "pointless to discuss"

>>124803525
So who are YOU supposed to be, young lad/ette?

>>124804101

I was the Medusa (ignore the clan tag, irl friends are retarded)

Poseiden kept afking when we wouldn't surrender, Osiris split push the entire game with no shits given for people coming to kill him and I couldn't carry. just feels bad man.

>>124804272
Why are you friends with retards?

>>124804686

Because I can't carry in smite so normal people won't associate with me

Ullr is the shittiest hunter

>>124806621
k

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>>124803527
Your degree is irrelevant and your knowledge of the English langue is useless.
Why didn't you do something cool with your life, moron?

>>124807710
I interpret satellite imagery for NOAA.

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>>124787905
Thank you you wonderfull chocolate man!!!

Longest losing streak guys?

soon my entire history will be defeats :/

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>>124808895
Stay DETERMINED, anon!

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>>124809004
T-thanks man I'll try, I'm just so mad atm, I-I'll try and not let it get to me.

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Sport Skins fucking WHEN?!?!?!?!

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>>124808119
Is this you?

>>124809607
Not an engineer. though i have owned those glasses at one point

>>124809534
When you stop touching yourself at night.

Nth for shagging me nan.

http://youtu.be/boo_Ii2Iam4

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>>124809843
I already commited myself to celibacy until Amaterasu comes out

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>>124809989
Gonna laugh when she turns out to be complete trash

>>124787983
They do change skins if the god's animations change to prevent serious clippling and stuff. Like cacodemon ymir.

How do I build Chang'e?

Odin is really cheap, isn't he.

I'm having too much fun but I'm not sure what to get as final item.

Been doing Jotuuns>Warrior's Tabi>RuneForge>shifter's>hide of urchin>deathbringer

Should I change anything? I'm liking this build so far but I'm still not sure how to build warriors.

>pretty good in conquest leagues
>some times carry my team
>go to casual arena
>get destroyed
Why?

>>124760375
>ullr
>no trans

Shit kid

>>124811734
CDR
Divine Ruin
If you don't need divine ruin because they have no healing, then don't play Chang'e

>>124778920
Except people have been using literally the other way for almost a century now, and exaggeration for humerus or dramatic effect and hyperbole are even older concepts than that.

I know autistic people like yourself have trouble understanding communication but here is a hint, people sometimes say thing but actually mean the opposite.

>>124812868
its basically who has more tanks or gods that can snowball if youre playing non xbal hunters youre asking to lose

>>124811734
somewhat tanky
cdr boots/thoth(or warlock stacks)>whichever you skipped>breastplate>void stone>tahiti>something from warlock sash or defense
most people start in solo with one starter item then get the other in sit in lane as long as possible.lotus crown,assclap,pendant instead of bov,spear are some other options.
just remember to build some def she doesn't have the scaling to go full damage unless you're snowballing.
the build i posted isn't that great early but youre unkillable late game

>>124811819
titans bane or some other pen item instead of crits his aa chain sucks. hide should be build earlier or you could get the cdr robe.
hes really meh and gets countered easily by tanks and his late game sucks

Fucking Drybear lel

http://www.smitegame.com/this-weekend-party-up/

Triple worshippers if you're in a party of 2+ this weekend

>>124816969
>tfw no smite buddy

What do you even need worshippers for though?

>>124817193
Mastery 1 is required for league, gold/legendary/diamond skin and penis size

>>124817193
You know.... stuff

>>124815519
What'd he do now?

>>124817307
>>124817330
I usually find it embarrassing to play my high mastery gods because I'm afraid people will expect me to be good. The less worshippers the better.

>>124817570
Just hide your stats nigga, then people wont know how shit you really are.

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Friendly reminder that the purity of your waifu depends on the amount of worshippers she has.

>>124817747
The more she has, the more of a slut she is?

>>124817685
So if I hide stats it won't show mastery level on the loading screen?

>>124817895
and they wont be able to see you in smite.guru

>>124817962
Nice. I really doubt people care about my profile that much but I'm doing it to hide the mastery.

>>124817857
Of coursh

>>124818010
You kids are autistic. If someone's expectations of you to do well in a video game causes you anxiety and causes you to fail then you have bigger problems than being shit at a video game.

>>124818274
I like hiding my profile because it upsets autists.

Ded thred

>>124819839
Asleep/Working thread

>>124818274
I just don't want people to know that I main the little girl hero.

>>124813670
>>124803527
>Been argued for a long time.

Then how come articles talking about the change of the meaning of literally coming into the dictionary have been written in the 2010s? It didn't seem that popular until before then.

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>>124819951
That's something to be proud of.

Anyone have that picture of "Go to Hel Part 2"? I need it for reasons.

>>124820630
Because language evolves and changes meaning over time, you silly goose. It's like how 10 Little Niggers was a perfectly acceptable title for a book back when Agatha Christie was alive.

>>124820630
>Latching onto and correcting the use of "literally" has become pretty popular in the past few years as a way of being a smartass, but it's the lowest hanging fruit of linguistic corrections

>>124819951
>main
Oh, you're a shitter. Never mind then.

>>124821561
If there were multiple little girl heroes I'd play them all equally.

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How do you guys max skills as Ullr?

I usually go 1 -> 3 and then every other point to 2 and every other to 4. Good? Bad?

Who should I learn to jungle. I used to play fenrir and Freya like a year ago or months ago, I dunno.

Are they still fine? I started playing Osiris but he seems weak pre-ult as much as i like him.

I think I wanna learn Arachne or Hun Batz, how are they?

>>124823554
Fenrir is good, Serqet is good, Thor is good.

Freya is ADC, Osiris is solo, Hun Batz is fine, Aranche is super niche.

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Remember smiggen if you spam vew and ver when teammates die you're the worst because dm said so. But it is okay to say what the fuck and flame everyone you want in chat

>>124823729
Man its really been a while, Arachne was OP when I played.

>Freya ADC
I don't understand the meta at all

In how many hours are patch notes?

>>124824417
to be fair Freya ADC was just recently replaced by Sol ADC.

She is still good but Sol has a better early game and easier clear than Freya.
Mages in the duo lane are not all that weird.


Last time you played did aranche had her pull? because if she did damn nigga you've been gone a long ass time.

>>124824568
3

>>124824134
Do you think he gets mad at his wife and hits her?

>>124824951
Have you seen his wife. She probably hits him, he's like 5' 0" and is just all talk. Why do you think the smash community used to rip him a new one all the time

>>124824696

I believe so, I know she laid spider eggs when I played and she doesn't do that anymore. It probably throws me off because I came from league where duo lane is actually an AD. I've played a bit but haven't gotten into as seriously as I have this time around because Riot is ruining the game.

I could still jungle Freya and the like regardless right? I played Osiris a couple of games and his clear was fine, just not a very easy gank.

>>124825238

Actually I haven't. I always wondered what kind of woman would want to get into that.

Unless he's obscenely rich or something, which if he's shilling his ass off on twitch... nah

>>124825387
I mean he has people donate for Gods. Which has made him at least a couple hundred a day

>>124825518

I don't understand what people get out of that

>>124825238
>>124825387
yeah kelsey seems the kind of woman who gets aggressive when things don't go her way, she seems kinda bitchy.

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>>124825387

>>124825771

well, I can tell you one thing. She owns a strapon and knows how to use it

>>124825626
I mean he gets money so he doesn't care
>>124825665
I mean I say she hits him but idk she's actually really chill. She's really nice it's why it's so surprising she's with dm because she's not a total scumbag

>>124825771
i think she makes that face everytime she says no to sex, thats the answer on bm being mad all the time.

>>124826025
I find it surprising anyone is friends with him. He will bitch and moan about the tiniest things, yet if someone says something he doesn't like, he will just stop talking to them. That's why everyone in juice is such a passive bitch around him

>>124822128
make sure you're doing 3, 1, 1, save point, 1&4
for the first five levels, really helps your clear to have the extra rank in 1 at level 5 and your burst too

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FunFact : mogee is gonna voice the new nezha skin.

>>124826653
how does 5% attack speed/life steal help your burst?

objectively best way to level him is 1>3 with maybe a single point into 2 for the movement speed

once 1 and 3 are maxed at lvl 10/11 priotize 4>2

>>124827404
She gets uglier everyday

>>124827404
not feminine enough for nezha

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>>124827882
she doesn't actually, gonna tell me this is better than that?

so i have a friend with a i5 2500k , no videocard and Windows 10 installed.
he cannot open smite it supposedly shows this error "7cx000000007b" and i cannot google it because well it doesn't show up on google.


can someone help?

>>124822128
Max your three for squishies

>>124827689
It helps with staying in lane. I max my 3 to snipe people in tower.

>>124828141
did he try to run it as admin?

>>124827404
>replacing old nezha's voice

I don't like this already.

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>>124827404
When will we finally get to see new Ne Zha?

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Tier 2 Chiron skin coming with the next update along with the Brynhildr/Opera Singer Bacchus and Ne Zha 2.0

>>124830483
inb4 the make a mechanical horse chiron skin.