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>New to the thread? Look here before embarrassing yourself
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BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
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>Competitive
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ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
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>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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u.u
This is my thread now. It belongs to me.
>>124735096
Myau~
repost from earlier thread.>>>>
How many hours of TF2 did you play before you got decent?
>>124735482
1763
>>124735482
I've got 600+ and I'm still not decent.
>>124735482
456
>>124735482
800~
http://tf2r.com/ksby2i0.html
>>124735482
define decent
people hold themselves to different standards
Can we get a matchmaking OP for once?
>>124735660
True. What I mean is do you think that you are decent at the game. People may have different opinions at decent, I just want to know when you thought yourself decent.
>>124735915
its not out yet
>>124736005
Well, we can at least build up the hype. There isn't as much excitement about this as there should be imo
>>124735482
when i saw this general for the first time
>>124736221
>build up the hype.
about what? something that people have been talking about for the last 2 years? something that we've had roughly 0 information about? something that wont be out until next year? for something that has existed in the form of lobbies for years? there is nothing to be """"hype"""" about
considering how valve sneaks in matchmaking stuff with every update, how far do you think we are from the actual release?
>>124736489
smissmas for beta
early 2016 for full
>>124736489
b4nny said not until next year
which is vague as fuck
>>124736489
Well, they've said Q1 2016. I'd say closed beta in mid-January. Released at the beginning of February.
>>124736489
I wouldn't expect it before quarter 2 of 2016, really.
>>124735482
>tfw 2442 hours and STILL not good
>>124735482
just got to 3000 and im stll a total shitter
do you guys still think im cool
boys we have a trader
Are there any hat bank bots out there that still sell for less than 1.55? I wanna do some crafting for /tf2g/
Should I be using the Null Movement Cancelling Script if I play Scout?
nighty night tf2g
>>124740830
goodnight
>>124740370
no.
When do we give our Secret Santa items to the bot?
The TF2G one, not the scrap.tf one.
http://tf2r.com/kxuiiah.html
conniver's kunai is a great weapon
>>124740696
Yes, absolutely
>>124742356
Is it a crutch?
>>124742434
yes for sure
>>124742434
it has no downside and it's ubiquitous in comp
>>124740370
no clue who you are
>>124740696
You should be using it regardless what class you play. You might always end up in a tight spot where you need to get away quickly and don't want to stand still because you simultaneously pressed A and D or W and S.
You should also use this cruch-jump script:
http://tf2.gamebanana.com/scripts/7982
Pressing space let's you atomatically crouch-jump and you stay crouched as long as you hold down space. Also useful for Heavies. When firing or revving up the minigun you can crouch by just pressing space.
i miss tueland
>>124742970
I'm installed the Null-Movement Cancelling Script now.
I actually looked at an auto crouch jump script before but I felt like it would be bad because of how crouching in the air affects fall damage and force taken from explosions and bullets.
>>124743253
just use a regular crouch-jump script then
http://pastebin.com/mRLBvbzs
people who use scripts need them to play and would be bad without them
>>124745401
ok
>>124745570
i loved this movie and when I told my friends about it they thought it was stupid bc they said the trailer doesn't explain what it's about at all :/
this is what tf2 could look like
>>124746386
>>124746587
absolute vaguest connection to what its referencing
>>124746629
>>124743253
Auto crouch is actually bad. You're better at landing on props if you can control your height with manual crouching. You're also limited to crouching twice in the air.
>>124745401
Anything that increases efficiency without removing any options is fine.
Post workshop submissions you want added this smissmas.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=571209995&searchtext=
>>124747013
>new glasses
>actually hides the old ones properly
It'll never get added. It messes with the million glasses meme and we can't have that, can we?
>>124747013
i dont play sniper much but http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=355071746 looks good
>>124746587
>batter up
>not using cake batter ice cream
DROPPED
>>124747441
I replied to the wrong one this is so embarassing
Can I still sign up for tf2g secret santa
Best TF2 player that doesn't play comp?
26dollars?
I was playing dressup and came up with this.
It's kind of a moot point because I'm not going to spend the money necessary to obtain these items, but what do you guys think?
http://tf2r.com/ky1j9t6.html
crusaders crossbow is cool and all but i hate pocketing people that cant defend me and then they easily kill me at mid-range while im doing 40 damage per 5 seconds
would using the stock remedy this? orthe overdose?
http://tf2r.com/kh8ghjf.html
>>124747013
Forever until it's added.
And the original Tools of the Trade.
keur4wp
>>124748731
Is this a picture of your computer screen?...
>>124748906
that would look good with the hotrod
>>124748731
crossbow is a better fighting weapon too
>>124749453
My thoughts exactly.
>>124749445
no i literally googled crusaders crossbow
>>124749519
is it? stock does more dps at mid-range if you can actually hit the syringes but i guess thats easier said than done
>>124750046
yeah on paper its better but good luck hitting those needles, especially against someone who isnt retarded and doesn't +forward you
Are keys always going to be a safe bet over unusuals/australiums etc?
>>124750171
what should my plan be in those situations where im getting chased? just run back while shooting arrows and hope someone will save me?
>>124750564
yes
>>124750564
yes, even when walking backwards you're only marginally slower than base speed
>>124750564
know in advance where you're going to be trying to leave from and where potential teammates that can help you are. don't hope someone will save you, tell them where you are and who's chasing you. also don't just run back shooting arrows, dodge if need be and aim to surf rockets if it's a soldier.
>>124750564
if you can, run towards your teammates, not away
nothing more frustrating than chasing after the med who is running away from both me and an enemy scout
>>124750465
Keys will always have a standard price. Same can't be said for hats and guns. Keys are the better bet.
If you're ever feeling bad about yourself, head on over to this thread.
http://www.teamfortress.tv/1217/the-great-tf-tv-challenge
>>124753016
>http://www.teamfortress.tv/1217/the-great-tf-tv-challenge
i'm uglier than the majority of those people,. though.
>>124750639
>>124751063
>>124752181
>>124752838
thanks familia
goodbye team
>>124753673
stay safe br_
good night tf2g
>>124753673
holy fuck my eyes are bleeding
whyyyy are you putting those two characters together
holy fuck is this what it feels like to be triggered
HOLOY FUCKCAS DSADSA
>>124754098
sleep tight lil pupper
Why do people set their steam profiles to private? Some profiles I can't even see if I'm friends with them.
>>124754098
sleep tight yung pupper
Alright, I don't complain about this shit of a game, but did they really have to make people that lag this fucking skippy?
>spycicle
>dead ringer
What's the angriest you've ever been in TF2
>getting killed by people with CSGO websites in their name
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27558413#latest
just lost scout mge 20-3 to shrugger :/ bye tf2
>>124757632
ur hrs in tf2?????
>>124757396
A heavy/medic combo "helping" me (phlog pyro) kill a tank in MVM while they let several giant scouts run past.
Multiple times.
>>124757760
2700
he fukkin embarrassed me bros. every click was an 70+ meats it. yomps was chirping me from spectator. i'm going to cry bros
>>124758631
*hugs u*
quick everyone right now
go to bazzinga
my main is _____ because ______
>>124758631
a* meat shot* sorry bros i'm just so upset i couldn't type my bros
>>124758854
bro i just want to be alone rn bro
>>124759054
Demoman, pyro and sniper
I love explosions, I love fire and i love snipping.
>>124759054
Demo because I'm a special snowflake
>>124759218
oh okay
>Tour in MvM
>Australian Tomislav; $27 after fees on market
>Use $4 of that for more tickets
>Professional Scattergun fabricator; Team Shine and Hypnobeams
Literally
Money
>>124759054
demoman because i like seeing damage numbers
>>124759713
did you give any to your tf2g crush
>play scout
>watch enemy soldiers miss every rocket
so fun
>>124759824
I hope you fall off of a very steep cliff and plummet to your death, falling head-first onto an incredibly sharp rock.
>>124759036
u wot
>>124759901
xionxang go to bazzinga
>>124759901
is something wrong
Do you have the time!!! To listen to me whine!!!
On scrap.tf raffles, what is it when items have a little roman numeral next to them? For example, the Holiday Raffle right now. All of them go to one person?
>>124760597
It's a grouping of items that will go to one person.
>>124757432
what hud.
>>124756763
>Spycicle
Only impacts Pyro mains to a notable degree, I see no issue here.
>Dead Ringer
I agree, weapon design is retarded down to the core, but at least it's no longer complete bullshit.
>>124734501
this retarded DUDE BRO LMAO movie is coming out but i need someone to shoop this to make it tf2 related
>>124759054
soldier because i like explosives, predicting, going fast and fragging
>>124761082
13 minutes late, but its the Improved Default HUD, with my slight editing to the health, ammo sticky counter and charge.
I'm currently working on editing other things like the bonk charge etc.
>>124762386
ty senpai. looks nice.
play scout and tell me how it goes
am i bad for playing mostlyattack/defense
stay safe /tf2g/
>>124762626
thanks mate
>muselk permanently bans someone without even saying anything because they killed him a few times randomly in a normal game
>reddit sucks his dick for it
this community is cancerous. entire tf2 community
people sucking dicks for creating frag montages on valve servers and talking over them
>>124763974
I used to use IDHUD but it got a hassle to update. I just copied the clientscheme, hudlayout and hudanimations plus dmg numbers and stuck with that.
>>124764324
>[Citation needed]
>>124764375
What ever works for you, I like the default hud, all that I want to change in it is making hp and ammo centered with better damage numbers.
A lot of huds just make things different and it looks awful to me, so now I take the time to make it look neat.
>>124764537
not that anon but i played on his server a decent bit and he would pretty regularly pull that sort of shit.
one time he got so mad that people were focusing him he complained on mic and ragequit. like, he doesn't play on an alt or even bother to change his name/avatar. hell, he even has a word filter on his server that makes sure nobody else can use his username. what does he expect?
Hey, y'all. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Tuesday :)
>>124764324
>gell gets buttmad and bans every /vg/ user because one guy called him a footrest
>muselk bans people for dominating him in tf2
what is with this game's fanbase and their obsession with literal man-children
>>124769029
Geel at least, practically has a monopoly on the automated trading/scrap market. Muselk used to make entertaining videos that pander to 12 year olds and manchildren, which make up the majority of TF2's player base.
>>124761871
that's funny enough, only he doesn't look like tf2 scout.
>>124759054
Scout because he's fast and I love being the most annoying prick in the server without having to type even a single letter
>TF2 is dying
>4chan has malicious ads on the front page while Hiro just shits around doing nothing
>Matchmaking never
Why must everything be so awful.
Well they updated csgo with a new gun, gonna go play that game until the big dota 2 and tf2 update cames out. Its a revolver.
>inb4 csgo is now tf2
Counter Team Global Fortress
>>124759054
scout because its fast paced with challenging combat
pls don't die tf2g you guys are my only friends besides my real friends
>>124774951
if you want i can ask stupid questions and you guys either answer them or make fun of me
>>124774951
Too late I am already dead remember me
>>124775346
ok pls
>>124776224
haha
>>124774951
*laughs @ u*
>>124771253
Use adblock fām
>leave regular name on and play lobbies
>random people join the mumble and try to get my attention
>put on fake name and avatar and play lobbies
>people still figure out it's me from my voice
>all community servers are dead so try to fill up mine with my steamgroup
>nobody actually plays the game and instead goes friendly or tunnel visions me
>cant play pubs without private profile or people come to tunnel vision me
somebody please tell me it gets better than this
http://backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561198044735930
>new trade notification
>the offer is now invalid
>>124779669
who are you
>>124779669
>being this beta
>accuse someone of aimbot
>spec
>yes its obvious
>call them out in chat
>join their team
>they go other team
>their friend joins my team
>starts a vote to kick me
>passes instantly
>game crashes to desktop
this game is legitimately driving me to suicide in real life
>>124781371
don't play pubs
>>124781414
where is there a good community server
the only place i've found where people don't cheat is saxton hale or idle servers
>>124781487
i'd share but i don't really want tf2gs in it
just play on lobbies
>>124781414
>join lobby
>bunch of 1 lobby <100 hour retards from reddit
>vs
>stacked 5000 hour + 4000 lobby plat and gold players all on each others friendlist
there is no more winning
>>124781558
lobby with tf2g maybe? lobbies are pretty shite
>janitor banning someone for a WEEK for posting their TEAM FORTRESS 2 TRADES
this is the THIRD TIME i've heard of this fat faggot doing it
he needs to be FUCKING STOPPED
janitor i challenge you to mge, any class you want
i win, you fuck off forever
(i know janitors cant ban but they can submit ban requests and i cant believe a mod would be so retarded as to do this)
>>124782062
If you truly want to set up a trap you need them hotpockets. Maybe wager in loser buys winner hotpockets for a whole year
>>124782062
>inb4 heavy mge
>>124782062
boys we have a trader
>>124782062
Hiro doesn't care, you're just going to have to deal with it.
>>124782579
i am a hero of justice
Every game I played today on blue, EVERY FUCKING GAME NOBODY CAN DESTROY A FUCKING SENTRY I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND
>>124781553
yeah, half the time I'd rather the shit be dead than have tf2gs riffraffles on it.
CSGO FAGS on suicide watch LOL
>>124784271
Wrong general, mate. Also, TF2 fags have been on suicide watch for quite a while now.
>>124783557
3 stickies
do it urself bro
>>124735482
1500
and i was still shamefully bad
then i cleaned my hours because i wanted good stats on some shitty tf2stats website that died years ago
>>124783557
3 rockets
how hard can it be?
We should make a /tf2g/ exclusive lobby where the password is "tf2g" for all slots, except med maybe
now that would be fun !
>>124735943
Like 800 for me.
>>124782062
fuck off trader scum....
>enemy team pockets two heavies
>they win every game
god these fucking retards bring my piss to a boil
what the hell does it mean to bait your team mates
i hear it get thrown sometimes from dumb teammates that +forward without saying anything, can anyone properly explain to me what it means to bait your team mates???
>>124788165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEOmqGml-OY
>>124735482
Like right after i passed "lol killing bots on achievement_idle xDDD" stage.
Ofc i am still shitter against some "mah cockletive!!" 3k+ hours players but who cares about this nerds. True war begins on volvopub, not gay classlimited servers.
>>124735482
I just started playing regularly yesterday (9 hours playtime i think) and I'd consider myself decent. I don't know what servers you guys play on but I'm normally close to the top of leader board if not at the top.
>>124788514
leaderboads are a measure of stamina, not skill, when playing in a pub.
>>124779669
just play with all regular weapons and different cosmetics you autist. just don't talk much/learn to change your voice.
Why am I tryhard for having gunboats equipped
>>124788514
hey thats very nice! You might look into lobbies for a more balanced gameplay with people of your same skill!
>>124788647
People will cry about any weapon, don't let it bother you. Who decides your loadout? You do.
>>124788647
You're not you're just like most soldiers who can work with just their rockets.
>>124788593
Usually but sometimes you just shoot right up.
Also some classes just distort that on a pub as well. People don't know how to take down sentries on pubs for shit. You get like, 5 assholes walking into them and 2 spies dying from trying to stab your back and missing.
>>124788923
pub spies are the worst, taking up a player slot when everybody on 2fort knows they're coming.
>>124788647
people will cry about anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtjSYi7ytW4
>>124788593
Still I figure I could be doing a lot worse for someone who just started playing.
>>124788694
Do what now? I just go to multiplayer and start a game. I don't like to really fuck around with stuff lol.
>>124788923
>People don't know how to take down sentries on pubs for shit
GOD THIS SO MUCH. I main pyro so I'm not too good with sentries but I'll see 2 spies on my team not doing shit about it and soldiers just doing their own thing while the rest of the team is just getting fucked from sentries. I'm still normally the guy who gets them too.
>>124789084
Valve servers are easy mode
join "nocrits" servers (tag nocrits), mge servers or TDM servers for a real challenge
theres a good list of TDM and mge servers in teamfortress.tv for once you get bored of regular shitters
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers/
Post 3xY
Also anyone wanna buy a searing bucket helm?
>>124789278
get cancer and die
>>124789015
I need to do more lobbies and shit or more community servers. I main spy and can actually do well. But not when you got 2 other fucking spies and 3 snipers on team of 10, or your team is too autistic to break a sentry and you can't sap because pocket pyros.
Fuck that shit. I was on Frontier a few weeks ago and a guy built his sentry in the tunnel such that it could basically hit nothing unless you walked right through the tunnel. It didn't defend the cart or anything. I told him that spot was kinda dumb. But then like, 7+ tards on their team just keep walking right through and getting shot.
Why can pubs not fight sentries?
>>124789357
y-you too
>>124789278
>>124789041
feel like I saw axis when I was trying to grind out some gun mettle
>>124789278
Sure m8. 3 ref good enough?
>>124789503Fuck yeah, add me id/stary
>>124789278
I should probably update this.
>>124789361
Pocket pyros with homewrecker make spy absolutely worthless.
>>124789573
wait for real?
>>124789276
Alright thanks man. I'm probs gonna git more gud before then. Idk I think pubs are pretty fun. Just there is too fucking many "le trolls" from 4chan.
>>124789628
they all are ugly. seriously get rid of this shit.
>>124789667
Sure dude, hmu
>>124788231
I did my part I had an 18 kill streak killing the combos multiple times my team was just retarded. The point of my post is I fucking hate pubs
>>124789628
I fucking hate pyros that actually know how to defend on pubs because rarely ever do your teams know how to put pressure on sentries without ubers/spies. I once heard people tell me that we should uber a spy to take out a 2 or 3 sentry nest. Ubering a fucking spy.
Also, Machina and danger shield? Cancer
>>124789726
A searing plasma unusual for 3 ref? no way.
You the guy from Japan?
>>124789809
>>124789705
Taste it.
>>124789807
I used to run the sleeper but after the changes to the set the machina is a clear upgrade. Shooting through 5 guys on trade_plaza and killing them all is a bonus.
>>124790024
>>124789628
Artstyle as fuck dude
>>124759935
what happened on bazzinga
Been a while since I've seen this
>>124789807
Am pyro and take sentries out all the time without ubering. Don't see what's so hard about it.
>>124790319
>>124789408
>>124790213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
It was like that when I got here, I swear.
>>124789971
where are you from then?
>>124790024
At least danger shield and sleeper leave you with a set so the double crutch isn't so bad. But you might as well say "yeah, I can't headshot you before you headshot me... ever..."
>>124790356
Nobody understands what angles, Direct Hit, Beggars, or stickies are.
>>124790723
The real sticking point was when I started to fight other sleeper+danger snipers who had a medic. Sleeper and danger didn't get the job done without pulling some other teammate in.
>>124790723
USA
>>124790914
what's your picture?
>>124790723
>Nobody understands what angles, Direct Hit, Beggars, or stickies are.
me neither ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>124791292
Well your rocket path doesn't extend from the middle of your screen to the target, it's offset unless you have the original. You can use that to shoot a sentry you can't see by exploiting the distance it's offset to the right. Creep up to the wall, hold alt, and then move your mouse to the side. Once only 75% of your screen is wall and the 25% on the right edge looks into the room with the sentry and your reticle is on where it would be you can shoot. If you hit the wall instead, adjust for more screen space on the right.
Very difficult if you're rushed or an idiot teammate rushes the sentry while you're trying to get the shit rolling.
>>124790319
>one piece
>>124791596
One Piece is pretty good for being what it is.
>>124791596
Trigun <3The Manga is way better
>>124791702
I used to like it too but theres just so much filler and such a long storyline. The lazy animations and the repeated frames really show.
>>124791751
the manga is better? damn i wish I could buy it cheap somewhere. I don't like reading manga on a screen at all. Did you see the movie?
>>124791908
>Filler
I read the manga.It's so much easier to read manga when you convert it to be readable on an e-reader or something.
POTTIS A RUFFLE HEAR
http://tf2r.com/k67h6fr.html
>>124791596
>>124791751
>>124792004
I bought an iPad to read my comics on, never really actually followed through on that.
Trigun took a little too long to get serious for me, I stopped watching before Legato showed up. Wish the Crafty hair worked for spy, Vash cosplay.
Read One Piece in Jump weekly, but I wasn't invested.
>>124790319
>>124790319
>>124790319
>>124790319
>>124759054
Normally demo.
Why? Because I like when people gather up in a big group and you get out like 1,000 damage in 3 seconds.
Lately heavy though.
Why? Because whenever I do good as Demo every medic on the server starts clinging to me and expecting me to protect them.
Engineer wasn't fucked with the nerfbat hard enough at Gun Mettle.
Little prick is still a fucking nightmare when stacked.
>>124797558
the day pubs can't be ruined with sentry stacking anymore is the day i stop playing this game
>>124797880
who needs stacks
there is at least one spot on every map where a single sentry fucks over a pub completely
i won a raffle
>>124798620
reraffle what you won
>>124798826
im banned from scrap.tf and dont want to deliver manually
>fag and his medic try to spawn camp
>walk out spawn door and kill both of them
>>124799031
tf2r is better anyways
tell winner to send trade offer
>>124799569
>tf2r is better anyways
how
>someone does something
>I do something else
epic win
>>124800654
It's faster when doing mass raffle entry. Scrap.tf blows it out of the water in every other way. If tf2r would put a spot to enter your trade offer link on your profile, it's be great.
>>124801187
>be me
>suck at tf2 and everything else
epic fail
>>124801224
>suck everything else
>////<
*fucking sucks*
I got an 18 killstreak with the airstrike today
>>124802963
balanced and fair weapon
Compfags need to stay in their cancer-ridden containment zone that is TF2Lobby.
Stay the fuck out of my pubs.
>>124803528
those "compfags" you see in pubs are lowest tier edgy tryhards that probably sweat when they're stomping valve pubs
>>124803528
>it's always an anime fag or a soldier with gunboats and pocket medic
>>124789278
i raffled the australium though
So done with this game.
Uninstalling, call me when they fix the shitty netcode and broken weapons and horrible performance.
>>124806270
It's fixed now
150MB UPDATE
IT'S HAPPENING
mfw a pyro main joins mge
we should pub
>>124808804
Reminder that pyro is literally a luck-based class.
how do i go about asking my work to put me on a day shift roster instead of night shift so i can join a competitive team again?
>>124808804
>pyro main joins mge
>20:0 for me
uwu
what crate # to open? got two keys
>taunt after killing pyro
>taunt after killing Demoknight
>tell spy mains to kill themselves
>taunt after ending someone's killstreak
>tell animefags they are cancer
>tell furfags to kill themselves
>tell all BRs to fuck off
I'm a tf2 bully
>>124812669
why?
>join skial badwater
>some autist has #144hz in his name like it's a new expensive unique thing
>450 points
>server lags
>random crits
why does everyone play here, jesus christ
are there any good eu servers left that people play on?
>>124812483
#92 strange kritzkrieg
>>124813263
that's nice
any other # to consider or else i'll gamble this
>>124812965
no. there's still saigns.de, but their servers are single map only, and are usually only populated by bots
>>124813703
how the fuck is this shit third most played on steam? where the fuck does everyone play?
>>124813703
>Saigns
>Good
Their bots can't even kill people.
>>124812706
you're a good person
>>124813795
Valve, saxton hale and trade servers.
demoman should be buffed, grenade launcher clip from 4 to 6 or something
r8
>>124812706
no you fuck off
>>124814727
stop shilling your gamemode snowshoe
>>124814727
>we want to have vanilla tf2!
>it's more retarded than current tf2
that mod is literally developer wannabe manchildrens wishlist shoved into tf2 the mod
>>124815007
>>124814909I'm not snowshoe
I just had fun
>>124815367
You are snowshoe don't lie
>>124790319
Post best usefull strange part for soldier. Already got airbone kills and building destroyed. Need a third one.
Already tested a Kills When Explosive Jump and Gib kills. KWEJ is rarely used, Gib kills is fucking useless shit that count almost every kill.
Any suggestion? I don't like dominations&damage dealt btw. Crockets are boring too.
>>124817984
I usually put down the "classname killed" part for the counter of whatever class I'm playing. Medics killed always nice.
>>124817984
pyros killed
kills while explosive jumping
long distance kills
Unusual-Wearing Player Kills is cheap for some reason
Posthumous Kills
In no particular order
>>124817984
>KWEJ is rarely used
>>124818683
Then i got almost 2k kills, KWEJ was only 80~.
someone make a eu lobby
>>124735482
2k hrs
>>124818683
it is. look at b4nny's rocket lawn chair
>>124821714
That seems like a pretty good ratio to me.
>>124821189
Are you even trying anymore
>>124821870
> Are you even trying anymore
I got mistake, it was almost 3k. There no much situation when rocket jumping at the enemy is required. I really looking for usefull and used strange part but im not even know anymore.
>>124821714
I don't care at all about comp players but is b4nny a pocket or a roamer?
>>124822530
gunboats pocket
>>124822826
>gunboats pocket
>preoccupied about 22 more hp per jump when being healed and sacrificing the best backup weapon in the game
The ratio is alright but dayum
>>124823235
his playstyle is mobility and positioning
>>124823391
Then he shouldn't play pocket, should he?
>>124823572
he has gunboats equipped so he takes less heals
>>124823572
tell him that not me
>>124823572
why not
what are some commonly used console commands?pastebin link is removed
>>124824161
say "pootis"
>>124824161
quit
>>124824161
kill
>top scoring as demoknight against team full of actually good players
>mfw i have no over the top reaction face for this
>>124821714
2/3'ds of my sniper rifle kills are headshots
and i know at absolute best im only decent
he could have put it on later
>>124824970
you're gay
>>124825352
I don't think so. He got this rl as a gift in September.
you. yes you. you are pootis
ah. yes dude. this is the pootis i need. I need it all up in here dude. Yea bro, it's the poootis gootis
>>124759054
My main is medic because I like saving lives and taking names.
>>124759054
scout because i like to kill
>>124759054
my main is demoman because
*meows*
>>124790319
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>124827962
topkek.exe
The death of sharking, quicksells, and bad traders.
i lost 10000000000000000 raffles
>>124828060
tfw traded with another guy, and he had this bullshit as well. 14 fucking items on hold because of those dickniggers
>>124790319
>>124827249
i thought you mained soldier
>>124829247
i'm not gasol
i just had this on from earlier
sorru
>>124735482
4.8k
8(
>>124790319
i really like the 'the more you kill the better you become' thing
kinda like veterancy in rts games
https://scrap.tf/raffles/2LMD05
>>124831580
>nigger lover
>razer buyer
You should use your favourite weapon against yourself desu
im a tf2gfu lover
>>124735482
1245 Hours in:
>Can't Rocket Jump as Soldier
>Can't Juggle or Airshot as Soldier
>Frequently die at 100% Uber as Medic
>Poor aim with Syringes or Croccbow
>Can't hit or avoid things as Scout
Those are my top 3 classes by the way.
>>124833262
>jump academy map
>flick that wrist man
>premature popping on any received damage is better than dropped
>don't move your mouse and only use your movement to aim for start
And most importantlyhave fun!
Yo /tf2/, I've been off trading a while but I love the new spooky dancing skeletons effect and have like 100 keys from when I sold out so I am considering uncrating a bit. (I know I need to trade for gargoyle keys) but does anyone know when the event ends? What day the gargoyle crates stop being openable?
Or is there no limit?
I can trade without delays and I don't have anything enabled (any security stuff)
:)
>>124835109
>one day they'll find another exploit in the servers
>it'll download a virus/keylogger/whatever in your tf2 folder to access your inventory
>they'll trade anything to another account
:)
>>124834737
no limit, but why would you want a shitty meme effect from a tumblr game?
>>124835586
i mean i have everything but this mobile guard thing and i don't get any delays
>>124827962
>>124828281
so now I have to give steam full control over my smartphone in order to trade virtual shit?
GABEN!
>>124836641
I want a shitty meme effect that reminds me of spooky scary skeletons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0
I didn't know it was a direct reference to a game.
>>124837161
also, if you didn't know, it can only be on the hats in the crate.
>>124828489
>I felt for the meme mouse
>>124827706
garbage mouse
i woke up
http://tf2r.com/k67h6fr.html
>>124837924
>12hrs
what's the point
>>124837882
i got my fk for free and it does a fine job
what does meme mouse mean
>>124838189
>i got my fk for free
how
>>124838218
gift
friend just gave me one
>>124838319
how you niggas just give your adress to friends for shit like this
i dont comprehend, oh well grats
>>124838482
thanks
it was a close irl friend, i wouldn't give my address to people i know over the internet
>>124839213
for how long have you been playing tf2, kiddo? 10.8 hours?
>>124735482
am at 2.8k
still fucking garbage
>>124831390
https://scrap.tf/raffles/MAL8Z7
post that pic
you know the one
>>124841379
>>124841379
>>124841379
>>124841379
>>124841379
post things
>>124842284
I did a half assed thing.
>>124842764
bigfag
>>124843510
>>124843796
bepis
I miss cactus posting
>>124844089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15tnqRGz9OA
>>124844089
i miss you
anyway to make the retreieving server info shit go faster?
>>124839942
here's what happens:
- the client detects that there's been a hit, draws the blood effect and tells the server, in that order
- in the time it takes this information to reach the server the guy has moved enough that he isn't where you were aiming anymore (lag compensation is supposed to bridge this gap but we all know how many donkey dicks it sucks)
- the server replies fuck you, you missed
now WHY the client draws blood effects BEFORE the server confirms the hit, that i don't have a good answer for - my guess is that valve wanted sniper mains to hate themselveswhich as a sniper main myself i can totally respect
>>124844408
Dickers. Fuck, shit, cunt, ass, bitch.
>>124845202
I don't comprehend because laggers can play tottally fine and skip their all over the screen, yet my hits aren't reguistered?
dotsy
>>124845561
laggers deal with this shit all the same, you just don't get to see it on your end
>>124845852
yeah sure man they do
they have a literal advantage
>tfw funke blocked me on twitter because i posted one silly reply
>>124846240
what did you say
did you hurt his feelings
>>124797000
>playing stock demo without a medic
>>124846392
he posted something about not knowing whether to stay or to leave (wherever he was at that time)
i replied "steve"
hurt me
I GOTAM GET DE POOTIS DUDE
>>124764324
Did a stream with muselk for a cancerous steel Highlander game
He's fucking awful and so up himself, actually thinks he has a clue about competitive
>>124846617
thats pretty funny
why would he block you over something silly like that :/
>>124846589
>he needs a medic playing as stock demo
>>124846617
i dont get it
>>124846803
>he plays stock demo passively on pubs instead of stomping with a medic
>>124846969
>stay
>leave
>stayleave
>steve
>>124846776
maybe steve is his real first name and he wants to keep his privacy protected
or maybe he just hates silly jokes
i like to assume the former
after the csgo update i dont trust valve with matchmaking
>>124847338
I sincerely hope matchmaking starts off stock weapons only.
talk to me
hello
>tfw the engineer in the tf2center lobby thanks you for saving his buildings
>>124848546
me as nagisa
http://tf2r.com/kqwxlfb.html
is ESCROW live?
>>124849398
yes
>>124849398
yes
>Get a Strange Pro Loch n Load as a christmas gift
GodamnitKing RajaI'm keeping the damn thing but man do I hate stranges.
Your gonna read this blogpost even if you hate blogposts because what else is there
>playing red medic on upward, defending first point
>healing heavy and demo who are taking fire while a shitty trolldier dies next to me
>trolldier: your a shit medic lol
>me: trolldiers are subhuman lol
>trolldier is so butthurt he gets his buttbuddy to also go trolldier for the rest of the round for the sole purpose of shitting up the defense to spite me
>SO butthurt is he that any time I try to heal him once everyone else has overheal, he's like "no, I don't want your heals"
>we eke out a narrow win through excellent teamwork between the heavies, demos, engies and medics
>look at the scoreboard
>most of the enemy team has at least one domination, half of them have two
>my fucking face
Why do trolldiers think they deserve #1 healing priority
>>124849398
so can any of you explain me what this ESCROW is?
Welp, I guess I'm not using scrap.tf anymore.
>>124849704
if one or both of the 2 traders doesn't have the steam mobile authenticator the items will be hold for a couple of day
flip leave
>>124849953
don't they know that phones can easily be stolen? did that not cross their fucking head?
>>124850185
they just don't care, they don't have a windows phone version either so who don't have a android/IOS device are fucked
>>124849808
And it was never warned that scrap.tf would block you out of using it if you didn't have everything set up, only that there would be trade delays.
Nice site management, Geel.
>>124850004
what'd i do
>>124850348
to be fair who the fuck has windows phone lol
>have no idea about the new escrow crap
>send a trade offer for an item I really want
>this trade is on hold for 3 days
>fuck that shit nigga I want the item now
>cancel trade offer
>you are now unable to trade for 7 days :^)
Thank you Steam™
>>124850348
A poll on scrap.tf showed that more than have of their userbase has a Windows phone or doesn't have a usable phone.
I don't trust the Desktop Authenticator because Geel might have alts to get your account info.
I guess tf2r's gonna be more busy now.
>>124851365
>I don't trust the Desktop Authenticator because Geel might have alts to get your account info.
what do you mean
http://store.steampowered.com/news/19618/
yes? no?
>>124851714
Maybe green? Is the hat paintable?
>>124851806
it is not.
my steam just randomly went down and i was kicked off a server with "vac connection error"
only steam and only my steam apparently
why would such a thing happen? did i get hacked? my internet didn't go down and other programs were still online
>>124852301
hacker
Would a community justice system be effective for getting rid of aimbots?
Delegate certain people to a janitor status, these people can kick people from a server if they believe them to be cheating. If this person is found to be abusing power they get VAC banned.
TF2 is F2P so it's a breeding ground for cheaters, and the votekick system is not effective.
>>124851682
>Accounts with a Mobile Authenticator enabled for at least 7 days are no longer restricted from trading or using the Market when using a new device since trades on the new device will be protected by the Mobile Authenticator.
that is ok
HEAR YE
HEAR YE
<Drawings> The girl I slept with near the beginning of the semester is pregnant
<Drawings> but not far enough along that it could have been me
<xionxang> dude
<xionxang> drawings
<xionxang> dude you
<xionxang> fucked a baby?????
http://store.steampowered.com/news/19618/
Fuck you, Valve.
>>124852301
Restart Steam.
>>124851489
>TFW banned
>soldier walks out fresh from spawn
>hit him twice with pipes
>100 dmg each
>he's still alive
>no hp items or regen
>???????
>>124852673
>you will never c'uck a guy and get their girl preg
what is there to life, xion.
you told me to live my life but i cannot find a reason.
>>124845186
SSD
>>124853293
it's fun
>>124853091
battalions backup
>>124854029
nope
>>124852430
Community justice is a nice word for mob rule. Most people who self-select for that position would take it as an invitation to infract people who aren't in line. Most people wouldn't think about the use of such a power.
When I was a mod on another forum on the internet most of the other mods were really terrible people masking themselves in the guise of community contribution. It is my opinion that you should never moderate a situation you yourself are in, you have no objectivity. Once you decide to participate you'd have to get somebody else to review the incident.
>>124852430
>sullying the gorious name of VAC with dumbass scrubs being mad
>>124854558
there was a medic who buffed him inside their spawn
>>124855169
It's been proven to me that the voting system is really only for shit servers. Any small group of people working together can skew the results of a vote to gain control of a server.
I've been kicked many times for having a terrible attitude when dealing with "babby's first tf2 session" and Gun Mettle Valve Servers. Doesn't mean I should be VACced because 12 year olds don't like me.
>>124855668
>im da bess a t tf2 nd all dese kidds half my age r less smart than me lmap
>>124856167
Essentially. I played a lot of powerhouse and I've seen a lot of bone-headed plays. 5 engies and 0 teleporters was the most egregious though.
>play two cities
>0 tour pyro
>'t-trust me, I'm a great pyro'
>dies constantly and btiches about not having a pocket
>>124856423
stop agreeing with me you're supposed to call me immature and defend your position
>>124856605
Sorry, I'll try to get on message next time.
>make a few trades
>people flat out deny the trade entirely because I don't have steam auth
thanks valve.
Between this shit and the R8 revolver Valve is the most incompetent company of all time.
>>124856998
Do they just hate TF2 or are they really that incompetent.
>took them YEARS to fix shit like Gunslinger and LochnLoad
>YEARS
hi hello how do i become cool like the irc folk
>>124857219
Don't forget, the game still shows the beta class designs on the score board.
>>124852430
God no.
>>124856683
>>124857219
Valve is incompetent overall.
>Dota got 6.84
>CS:GO has now
>TF2 had LnL
These are just the most recent examples, Valve's fuckery dates back much, much further.
>yfw dynamic weapon pricing in CS:GO
Bottom line? Valve barely plays the games that they design. Dota 2 only holds together between updates because the original developer of it is at the head still but even then they've had some massive fuckups.
>>124857268
please help
>>124852430
CSGO has overwatch, maybe it works for some cases but I consider it a failure because it's boring as fuck, stressful, and an unknown, probably >50% of the time it's just testing and monitoring you to make sure you're making the right calls and not trolling the system, so you know you're probably not cleaning up the community anyway when hackers bought like 300 copies of csgo when it was on sale (it's even less of an issue in TF2 since it's F2P as well as having no gamemode that remotely matters like ELO based matchmaking)
RIP trading?
i want to remove people i dont talk to but i might talk to them later
what do i do
>>124858293
RIP quick untrusted trading, for sure.
add me
>>124858450
don't remove them
why would you delete them? is your friends list full?
>>124858028
<tf2g> We're not cool
>>124858027
Data-driven design is the "Literally objectively best" way to balance
Too bad frustration and bullshit doesn't show up in the data aside from player retention
So, the only things you can do to ease the BS are abuse it, leading to more data, or quit forever, possibly leading to them thinking before adding things in the future.
>>124858293
Good riddance
>>124858693
its weird having them on and not talking to them
but sometimes i think about saying "hey" and dont want to remove them
>>124734501
Thanks OP. I forgot the Double Nigger meme existed.
>>124858801
>its weird having them on and not talking to them
how is it like having autism
>>124858789
Even "data-driven" shit fails to register through Valve's thick skulls
>Hmm we implemented this gun
>It's seeing a 7000% purchase rate compared to its counterpart
>It's just the hype ignore it
>It's being purchased 92% of the time in ranked matchmaking at the highest skill bracket
>Well it's a pistol of course people will get it, it's cheap and goes in the sidearm slot
>Armor has a 89% purchase rate down from 97%
>Ever heard of a force buy?
>They are skipping rifles for this gun even when they can afford them
>LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
- Valve
>>124859354
so do i remove them or no
>>124859471
there is no reason to unless you're some attention seeking autismal fuck like those faggots that write stupid shit on their profile to seem all important and business all time
>>124859587
oh good
i am that
>>124858450
Same here. I'm just lazy. Or if it's on League I don't have the option for some reason.It's because I'm on Linux and there's no native support. Fucking Riot
>>124856998
No one wants their shit held for three days.
>>124859587
Mad you aren't a popular attentionwhore with thirty thirsty as fuck betas about to make the leap to "I'm okay with being homo if it's for NN"
>>124859390
I think lower armor rates would be a good thing, yeah? "Variety in playstyle" and there's other worthwhile things to spend cash on
I'm 100% sure the rev will be nerfed every patch for the next year like the CZ
>>124860495
The problem was a ton of the CZ patches didn't do anything. It would be like if Valve took the Tomislav (at launch) and decided to nerf it by taking 20 ammo out of it for 5 patches in a row with 6 months in between each of them before realizing what the real issue was.
>>124860750
Maybe they'll Natascha it
I'd like to be the only one using it so I can pretend to be a cool cowboy
Except the model is kinda meh
It looks kinda tacticool which is alright but CS guns are more Classic look so something like Spy's Revolver or something named after a snake would have fit in nicer
>https://youtu.be/U17pOZv-Cck?t=1454
what the fuck how does his stickies detonate so fast and fire that rapidly?
>>124860947
If you want to be a cowboy no need to wait dude. Just hop into a Mirage or Dust server and pretend you're in the Wild Wild West. The higher your rank goes the more immersive the experience is.I'm literally GE and I just had a game where everybody spouted cowboy lines over the mic the whole game instead of communicating. We still won.
Rate my pubstomp.
>>124861498
>footrest.tf
Nice
>>124861498
>b4nny playing pubs
>b4nny teamstacking on pubs
>>124862086
Some guy donated a dollar for every point he scored within 2 rounds
anyone good want to join a "2v2 tournament" for a $20 prize for first place? only 2 people turned up and they're pretty bad.
>>124861498
I'm seeing at least three medics, how many of them were constantly shoved up b4nny's ass?
>>124863353
at least 3
>>124861202
That's the normal speed, I think what's confusing you is he isn't standing still while he does it.
>>124863637
It might be some sort of glitch related to enabling autoreload, I heard about that somewhere
stay safe /tf2g/
>>124853091
Rollers only deal 40 damage anon
>>124862962
What class and what region?
>>124861297
When I left, my rank (AK) was full of lenny face smurfers and people who took it really seriously but still were stuck in my rank
>>124864854
some dead forum is hosting it and they dont know shit about the game. any class its probably happening today if we get at least 8 people
>ctap script
lmao
>>124865934
you cant make a ctap script that doesnt use an external program
How the fuck do I counter Demoknights?
They're annoying as shit.
>>124866371
click on them
if you're not good enough to do that play engi or heavy lmap
>>124866190
>he cant ctap by literally tapping Ctrl + Space
holy shit kill yourself
anyone see that video where muselk was playing a 6s match on a team of friends who just wanted to have fun and muselk got mad and muted his mumble and then rage quit and also swore in chat lol it was funny
>>124867160
i was saying you cant make a script that gets the optimal timing you idiot
>>124867181
it was tf2c and muselk was using loch n load and targe unironically lol he didn't know it was banned
>>124867181
speaking of, is his girlfriend special? That video he had her in, she sounded a lil, slow?
can one of you cute weebs recommend a good fast paced anime for me to watch on netflix. I haven't watched anime in about five years but I liked samurai champloo, cowboy bebop, yu yu hakusho, etc.
>>124869016
I'm sorry, no annoying hipstertrash anime has crossed my path recently.
At least you didn't say you liked Outlaw Star.
>>124869607
I only watched them bc they were on toonami on Cartoon Network like a decade ago bc I'm a normie :/
omg b4nny sounds so sad on stream rn. "they all said they didn't want to play next to me, I asked them" referring to froyo :/ he did say duwatna's coming back tho
>>124869016
Go watch One Punch Man. It's still airing, you'll have to nab it off Nyaa. Or you could go watch Durarara, that's on Netflix I think. I can't remember what all else is on Netflix, but I'm pretty sure Madoka is too.
>>124868874
She's your generic Aussie bimbo, they're a dime a dozen down here.
>>124793705
>Surface
You can actually game with that thing?
>>124869016
Madoka and Kill la Kill are probably still on there.
>>124869925
Well the new run of Jojo's is pretty popular these days with the kids, lot of people watch their new stuff on crunchyroll. Really depends on if you liked the serious tone, the characters, or the settings. Sword Art Online is afaik over but pretty good for an MMO anime, Btoom! is a weaksauce Battle Royale, Another is a nice horror story. One Punch Man and Attack on Titan have a lot of memeforce these days. Space Brothers was a very down to earth slice of life anime about 2 brothers trying to explore the stars. Kill La Kill and Gurren Lagann are just speedfests, watch those if you didn't think FLCL escalated quickly enough for you.
断裁分離のCrime Edge was a shit anime that nobody should ever watch.
>>124870602
>Unironically supporting Crunchyroll
Also, SAO is shit after the first half of the first season. Space Brothers was okay, but I could only stand like 20 episodes of it, it's really hard to marathon. KLK would've been fantastic with a bit more budget, TTGL is great, one of the shows that got me into anime for real. Also, both of those are longer than FLCL, FLCL is just six episodes, and it's a pretty standard coming of age story to boot. Still worth watching, though. Also, I think Psychopass is also on Netflix. First season was great, but I haven't gotten around to watching the rest of it.
>>124849694
Trolldier is a consistent pick class. :^)
>>124870276
I thought about watching one punch man based off a recommendation but idk. Considering durarara bc I saw it was on netflix with a good rating.
>>124870389
I'll take a look
>>124870602
I got like halfway through attack on titan last year but it was too slow and annoying imo
>>124871739
ya, couldn't even make it halfway through. literally DROPPED during an episode and rated it 2/5 stars. does it get better lol
>>124870961
Long been a part of the anime scene, actually paying for licenses and getting nearly-just-aired subtitles in trade is amazing. Wish it had been this easy when I was in highschool.
SAO was hard to follow through the world jumps, it's true, but at least it didn't fall off as much as Attack on Titan did.
Don't really much like Gurren Lagann, it escalated too quickly.
>>124871739
Titan's a gurofest, it's true, and then it stops.
>>124869016
Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood
half the other weeaboos are retards with no taste, please disregard them
>>124849694
>not healing the best class in the game
what are yu doing amigo
>>124872000
No it doesn't. Read the manga instead. It has shitty pacing and the author doesn't know how to tell a story for shit, but the anime was still somehow worse.
>>124872003
>Paying for subs you can get for free
>>124870243
>they
current froyo/strawberry mangoes dudes?
>>124872169
FMA has been on my backlog for years now, I just never got around to it. Hell, I didn't even finish the 2003 anime. Pretty good entry level shit. Also, just remembered. Netflix has Moribito, go watch that shit.
>tfw you want all your strange weapons with halloween effects
Does anyone use Tf2Auctions anymore?
>>124872169
Better than the original, still don't care.
>>124872584
Shit I can with time and effort sub it myself. Would I rather spend that time looking at dirty pictures? You bet I do.
>>124872852
Never even heard of it.
>>124872169
I watched some of it back when it aired on adult swim lol and it never really caught me enough to watch the whole thing. I remember my favorite character was roy mustang bc I was an edgy lil boy
>>124872584
I don't wanna read :/
also prob my fav anime besides the ones I've listed is hitman reborn. I think it's the only anime I've started and finished by myself do I have shit taste
I'm sure Serial Experiments Lain gets more brainfuck in a legitimate way but is there any anime that I can actually watch the first few episodes of and have basic understanding of what's happening while still being interesting?
>>124872632
no he was referring to old froyo. duwatna and cw are currently scrimming with the TSU roster and b4nny said duwatna's coming back but cw hated playing with him
>>124735482
>1328 hours
>fantastic scout
>cannot play anything else
>>124873132
oh :(
>>124873115
Lain is really not that hard to understand, mate. Come on, I bet you think Eva is deep too.
>>124871739
No.
You will goddamn watch One Punch Man and read the Manga and read the Webcomic.
This isn't a choice.
>>124873115
Lain's a bit like the Usual Suspects, quite a lot of the details pass you by because of how tightly they're packed. None of the information in the infodumps is off topic.
tf2g belongs to anime
What are your favourite anime, /tf2g/? Mine are Dennou Coil and Eureka 7.
>>124874236
Anohana and Gosick are very underrated
>>124874236
I enjoyed Boogiepop Phantom and Baccano.
>>124874318
>Anohana
>very underrated
I've heard nothing but praise.
>>124874494
>Anohana
>nothing but praise
That was my understanding.
>>124874318
But I dont' want to watch an anime with an engrish title :/
>>124874318
>Anohana
>underrated
Nah
Any of you, have a jumper sticky that can trade for 1/1 weapon?
Scraptf doesn't have one.
>>124874236
Anohana and Gosick are very rated
>>124874494
I had a hard time understanding Boogiepop, and I probably should rewatch it eventually. It has a god tier OP, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsss-asr7XY
>>124876587
With Boogiepop, its best to also read the written material to get the hang of what's going on. But once you do get what's going on, its great.
Also has a great ost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N84rKIo9_rw
>>124865102
I'm Aus so I doubt I can do it
What time?
>>124876818
Completely forgot it was a LN, might add that to my to-read list. I've been looking for new shit lately. Is the translation actually good?
>>124877240
Its been a while since I've read it, but I remember it being alright. Note that a number of the books haven't been officially translated and there may be some fan translations of them out there.
> really want a steam game to play tonight and be comfy af
>check outpost
>see one for a key
>trade guy, trade goes through
>confirm email
>check steam inventory
>not there
>tell guy to confirm trade
>he said he did
>remember that gay steam escrow shit or whatever its called
>have to wait 3 days
>three days
fuck ass niggers fucking fuck fuck FUCKER
pirating as we speak but I still wasted a key.
>>124879076
You can remove that
Also, how did he get your key if you didn't get the game?
When do we give our gifts to the tf2g secret Santa bot?
>>124879490
3 days after christmas lmoa
>>124879207
remove what??? I have an iphone but my broke ass can't afford the bill atm. He has the steam mobile thingy enabled so maybe thats how?? I don't fucking know I know I don't have the game though.
>>124879669
Escrow is fucking retarded. It's supposed to be if you're the one losing items and you don't have Steam auth enabled, then your items will be held for 3 days. If the guy you're trading with has it enabled, but is trading with someone who doesn't have it enabled, it still gets held for three days. If you cancel the trade, you are blocked from trading for a week.
http://tf2r.com/k67h6fr.html
>another day were you get kicked instead of the hacker
nice community
>>124881263
Spy mains aren't real people anyway. Just like degreaser + reserve shooter pyros.
>>124881263
>Playing a good old pub game of TF2
>Scout on my team bats a sandman ball
>Hits a cloaked spy in front of me as I run into him
>Immediately Force-A-Nature him
Poor little French man wasn't having a good day.
>>124759054
Engie because it takes the most skill out of any HL class
>its le ez pz xd
not in plat bub
>>124882393
>Engie
>Takes less aim than Scout/Sniper
>Takes less positioning and game-sense than Heavy/Demo/Medic
>Most skilled HL class
Firsttimer here which class should I Main /tf2/?
>>124883982
dont main anything until you have a few hundred hours, and then play whatever class you feel the most comfortable playing unless it's pyro
>>124883982
That's easy.
Step one: Play every class a little to decide which ones are fun for you
Step two: Figure out what parts of the gameplay you like. If you enjoy being self-sufficient and not needing constant team backup, try a main like Scout or Soldier. If you like helping the rest of your team out, maybe medic or engineer is for you? If you like being the strong offensive spearhead of the team, maybe demo? If you like protecting your team, try Heavy.
Step three: Never ever main pyro or spy.
Step four: Maining sniper is a gamble as the number of people trying to main him dwarf every class except the spy.
Step five: Have fun unless you main spy or pyro.
>>124884454
>Step two: Figure out what parts of the gameplay you like. If you enjoy being self-sufficient and not needing constant team backup, try a main like Scout or Soldier. If you like helping the rest of your team out, maybe soldier or engineer is for you? If you like being the strong offensive spearhead of the team, maybe demo or soldier? If you like protecting your team, try Heavy or soldier.
ftfy
soldier a shit
i agree
>>124884665
>Soldier
>Helping the rest of your team out
What can a Soldier even do that doesn't revolve around trying to get frags/damage? Medic is a million times more supportive than Soldier is cause he actually helps everyone else get the frags.
Soldier is definitely available for a lot of things but he's not exactly ideal for any one thing.
>>124885115
banners, spamming, picks
theres a reason 6v6 has 2 of him
and lets be honest, nobody mains medic
>TFW so many things to do but no motivation to do them
>>124885489
Because mobility is deathly important for 6v6? Especially when 5cp is the most common game mode for them and whoever captures mid has a massive advantage in the beginning of the game, meaning you literally can't afford to rollout with anything that isn't mobile?
Also literally any option a heavy has to be mobile (disciplinary action, GRU, teleports) are banned/non-existent in 6s.
Also sometimes Heavy has downright retarded class restrictions in 6s (can't have a heavy if you have 1 of X class).
In short 6's is very hard to compare to normal TF2 due to how goddamn important mobility is.Although I'll give you that I forgot about the banners because EVERY soldier uses gunboats/shotgun but the other two are just getting frags/damage.
>>124885489
i do..
>>124870301
surprisingly
its shit but it runs tf2, csgo, and antichamber, and boi so im good
think of a class
what thing is that class the 'best' at doingsoldier the second best at that thing
>>124886416
Area denial? Keeping the team healed? Being an all around shithead?
>>124886481
>splash damage
>concheror
>:)
it checks out
>>124886416
Sniper is best at clicking heads.
Spy is second best at clicking heads.
Engineer is best at area denial
Demo is second best at area denial
Medic is best at healing
Engineer is second best at healing
Pyro is best at spychecking
Heavy is second best at spychecking
>>124886632
Scout is second best at spy checking if not the best
>>124887267
He's best at finding disguised spies, his skill at finding cloaked ones (see: only one that matters) is debatable, but I won't argue he's good at finding where the rat slinks away to, however when the spy is still cloaked a heavy can easily track him and take care of him.
>>124887425
Scout is faster and more mobile, so can respond to comms (or kill feed if you're in a pub but who spychecks pubs?) much much faster and more effectively
Cloaked spies are still easy because of bullet spread, it just takes knowledge to know what the spy will do
If that fails, then the scout can just patrol and listen for an uncloak, and kill immediately in 2 shots (unlike heavy who has to rev, and pyro that has short limited damage)
In protecting a combo maybe a heavy and pyro dedicated to spychecking are better, but for protecting a team scout is undeniably the best. Especially if the spy is an Amby main and plays like a dickhead (like most do)
post the strongest gun in the game
post the strongest character in the game
Using Ulapool with a shield would detonate yourself and deal 3x damage on the impact area with double the aoe
y/n?
>>124889872
>>124890073
Beggars and Soldier Literally the most powerful thing in tf2
>>124882690
please, please keep a sentry, dispenser and 2 teleporters alive against a plat demo, heavy and 9 other plat players
ill be here when you get back from going 0 and 43
>>124890989
Psst.
You have 8 other plat players helping you and if the demo and heavy are going out of their way to kill you and keep your stuff down then they're opening themselves up to YOUR demo and heavy.
http://tf2r.com/k2b7cjg.html
loose cannon and beggars bazooka are fucking stupid
>spy tries to bait you around a corner or stairs
eat meat dork
>>124842843
i like it
>>124894701
>do this
>look at them like i just watched a stabby video
>they stand still
>i use this time to run away
Sometimes staying alive is more important than the EBIN truckstebs
crits are a reminder why i stopped playing this game
I only play this game for the crits
>>124896130
So you play pyro then.
I do not play TF2 nor am I into jewing, as in I know nothing about trading. Would it be possible to trade my 20 random shit weapons for like the last 60 cents I need for terraria? I dont care if it's a bad deal for me.
>>124896607
sure
>>124896492
I do play pyro. The flare gun is so good.
>>124896946
The flare gun is a grenade launcher that isn't as good as the grenade launcher in any way.
>>124897480
Not that anon but have you tried to run stock + flare?
For some reason you actually have to git gud at those long range flares, they feel so meaty.
>>124897750
You can arc the GL up to hit a pill from a long distance and do 100 damage instead of what the flare would hit.
The flare gun is just easier to aim and has longer (as if you'd be fighting at that distance to begin with) range.
>>124896607
20 normal weapons aren't worth even close to 60 cents and even if they were you can't sell those on the steam market
just wait for the christmas sale
>>124842843
i doodled 4fun
>>124898259
I know, i say that as a demo main that does most of his damage with pills.
But it feels good to get those donks
>>124899886
>most of his damage with pills
Why does the Heavy not have a rapid fire Rocket Launcher? just model it on a Katyusha missile rack and make each rocket deal 5 damage and have a slight knockback.
>>124901618
That is so autistictf2 is also free to uninstall
>>124899646
That's a cute doodle.
tf2r.com/k57a7no.html
are we seeing the end of tf2? was escrow the final nail in the coffin?
Still can't get mumble overlay to work in game after
>enabling overlay in mumble options
>starting mumble before tf2
>trying a custom mumble overlay
>putting that one line in the launch options. Forgot what it is
>>124861498
nigga please
>>124902564
what is your os
Fuck you, Valve, my shit's all authenticated. The trade cancel cd should only apply to people without the Auth enabled.
Thank you janny.
>>124907264
Windows 8
>>124907664
>win a raffle from some pleb without the authenticator enabled
>have to wait three whole days to get my item
remember when you didn't need to confirm emails to trade haha
>>124908058
i disabled those
>>124907925
The worst part is that there isn't even a "this user does not have Steam Auth enabled" notice. What the fuck, Valve? Give me my metal back.
>>124908158
No wait, there is a notice. But it's the same yellow as that notice I've been ignoring for the past week, so I ignored it again.
>>124905532
>61/8
>Better than 87/3
He also did more damage and got more doms.Sorry but you ain't going to out-stomp B4nny that easily.
Matchmaking or TF2Arena when. I'm tired of TF2Center, it's a fucking shithole.
tf2g you are my only hope.
My 0 key got unbinded, tried to re-bind it on the console but nothing happens.
My favorite servers have that menu thing pop up every time i join and i cant close them becouse 0 is the close option.
What do?
i just play lobbies because i want to compare my damage with other people
damage me
>>124782062
How do you get ur model/textures like that?
>>124910431
bind 0 "commandHere" doesn't work?
worst case you could try kp_ins which is the 0 on the keypad and use that instead.
remember to put that into the autoexec or it will reset everytime
>>124885115
>making the other team literally have less people to do anything
>not helpful
HUH?!?!?!?!?!
>>124910514
damage of your brain? pffft lol
How do you record your tf2 shit? Demo or regular recording programs?
mfw i cry
>>124759054
My main is heavy because i like to pubstomp...
>>124789408
these people I see on tf2center have the dumbest fucking names ever
>>124914134
don't bully me :c
>>124916479
like
why the fuck does every single person that tries trading me does not have his mobile authenticator turned on. is it so fucking hard to just download that shitty app to your phone? no, lets just fucking wait 3 day so that i can get your shitty 5 ref metal
>>124916651
i have it enabled
what do you need
>>124916698
well, you havent traded me then
>>124916613
I saw three retards with the **Nub** tag who were literally autistic
>>124914181
demos then OBS
fraps is so 2005
>>124863353
6 at one point
>>124916517
>>124916517
>>124917734
What if DDS only gave bullet resistance while scoped in?
>>124902317
so how do you get the items after you win a raffle? did i get fuck
>>124919843
you add the guy who set the raffle
>>124919043
why dont they just revert it to what it was, it was great at being able to take spam and stuff, but for some reason they just wanted to kill that aspect of it
>get a bunch of cash for my birthday
>decide to buy an australium knife for $45 because I've always wanted one and I never put money into this game
>Put on my max head that I've had since Mannconomy
>Dude keep staring at me in spawn and says "2rich4me"
>2 other people offer to buy my knife (not even tradable yet)
>someone on my team genuinely called me a jerk after I did the money taunt at him while he's inspecting me
Is this what being important feels like?
>>124920702
>decide to buy an australium knife
stopped reading there
>>124920702
australium knife? are you for real you fucking nigger
>>124920702
>getting stuff for your birthday
underage gtfo
>>124920891
>>124921007
They trend around $60 so I can just turn it around for no real loss if I decide I don't really want it. That was probably the only reason I even pulled the trigger.
>>124920237
what it was before, it only gave 25 HP, and the headshot immunity was a part of the croc-o-style kit
and what I meant to say was "what if DDS only gave bullet resistance while NOT scoped in"
as in: you're headshot resistant while getting into position, but you lose this resistance as soon as you scope in and become a threat.
also it would encourage people to use the Classic a bit more. which is fair, because the classic needs full charge to get a headshot, and you need near full charge to kill a DDS user
>>124881263
>What is a revolver
Seems about right
>>124920702
fake/10
salsa
>>124921191
Australium knife is one of the 2 australiums that doesn't look like total shit.
Small, not gaudy 1 colour like the sticky launcher, actually useful weapon unlike blutsauger, frontier justice Fan ecc.
>>124922043
merengue
>>124920702
I'd say that's what being interesting is like, I feel like important would be if they knew you got an aussie knife before you showed them. Kind of like how TMZ reports anything and everything about even minor celebrities.
>>124921410
I don't much care for the classic, that mechanic always sucked.
>>124922251
>I don't much care for the classic, that mechanic always sucked.
yeah i know, the DPS penalty is awful. it can be useful though if you're getting hardcore babysat by Spies in pubs.
>>124916651
I'd imagine a lot of people are just behind the times on this, that they only turned the crap on when it became required. They'll still have 7 days of pain.
>>124922043
furry pride
>>124922043
minigun
>>124922043
sephiroth gun
>>124922043
super shooter
>>124922043
==GIT GOOD GET LMAOBOX==
>>124922686
kek
salsa
>>124922838
>didn't name it merengue
even tough i was one off
come on amigo por que?
>>124922838
now is the time to post hoovy
>>124923202
well it's not that kind of salsa
it's the other kind of salsa
>>124923693
nice hat
>the other kind of salsa
what is that
>>124923908
the one you eat
>>124923908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA58u2y4I80
>>124923908
sauce?
>tfw put headphones in the wrong way
>turn back to a spy because i heard him decloak
>AAARRRAARHGRHGRHG!!!
will do full color
>>124926072
this doesnt' work anymore
>>124926123
i did it last week
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/580816
>>124926123
it works, you do have to do it right though.
>>124926072
>>124921410
Classic is still no good even with that change. Without quickscopes you'll just get double tapped. Hell, if the other sniper has dds you can't even bodyshot kill him.
>>124926072
>>124926072
>>124926123
>>124926072
what doesn't work anymore? what is this even doing
>>124926072
>>124926072
>>124927540
>>124926072
reroll
fuckin shitters
can girls be shitters
Does anyone want some crates?
Concealed Killer, Invasion, Gunmettle Cosmetic.
so f***ing ded
**** me
>>124925432
>put on headphones correctly
>computer sets itself so everything comes through the opposite side
>hear everything wrong and can't figure out what happening because I'm hearing spies uncloak to my right and they're on my left
This is like the only time spies ever tend to get me other than the occasional pick
Im sure a ton of you guys hate this shit, but someone should make a scout set based on metal bat
>>124759054
Medic because I like helping people :3
>>124908058
I still don't.
>>124916651
I can download it just fine, I just don't have the ability to receive text messages. Even if I did, I don't want to have to confirm every trade I do through emails. I already have that turned off.
>>124759054
my main is medic because fuck my mentality and I enjoy causing pain to myself
>>124759054
scout because being a big dick is fun
>>124923693
>>124935352
That's perfect.
>>124759054
Spy because he is the most versatile class in HL and I am free to do whatever the fuck I want whenever I want and I can do nothing an entire match and then get a game altering stab near the end and my team will love me. It's fun as fuck.
>>124931405
fgrh jyuyhk
um..
I'm in love with human!
why
im boring
no youre not youre cute
i'm confused.
the rest of 4chan seems to be down to me, but I can still post itt.
have i been hacked?
>>124940686
yes
>>124940686
Nah, Hiro is just being a shit. He's an incompetent who has no idea what he's doing. I'd be surprised if 4chan had another six months left in it.
>>124940686
Threads are active, but you can't go to the boards or the catalog.
>>124923693
Sadly heavy is my least used class.
>Buy robo parts
>All four of my trades are on hold
Someone kill me. I'm never trading at 4 AM ever again, this shit's scary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvm-WC4Z-dA
>>124944458
>deleting a shit hat
>>124944458
>undertale music
>thinking deleting a hat worth nothing matters
fuck off and die
Cleaning out some old boxes I came across these. Good times.
They worth anything? I'm not selling these, I'm a sucker for nostalgia, just curious.
Is it possible to find an image file of the decal on a Flair? I had one I really liked and stopped playing as well as getting a new computer thus losing the image.
>>124947510
post pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5pZgph_ZaU
Basically all the Pyro players are getting worried that someone influential called out their crutches and that they might get taken away
my feet are cold
>>124948083
>nerfing the worst class
>>124948083
b4nny is right. Only thing he forgot to mention was the fucking reserve shooter. Remove that shit from pyro, literally no reason not to use it (barring: letting other people have fun and: actually putting in effort when you play) over the stock shotty if you're running degreaser.
smissmas matchmaking balance change update when?
>>124948839
Pyro is in a weird position where it needs to be nerfed and buffed simultaneously. Quickswitch degreaser + flare gun/reserve shooter is too powerful against pub idiots, and airblast fucking up ubers needs to be fixed. On the other hand, without the quickswitch tricks and airblast spam, Pyro is a really mediocre class.
>>124950820
Solution: remove pyro from the game
>>124948083
>how to set reddit on fire: the video
what's the coincidence that the tf2 subreddit is both cancerous and infested with pyro mains?
>>124950820
Pyro needs a skill floor/cap change. It's really, really easy to play Pyro at top-tier level, but the class is also the weakest out of all the others when played optimally. Pyro can get buffed, but it has to be shit that's more difficult than looking in the general direction of the opponent then pressing a key combination that could be scripted if the wait command was allowed in competitive.
The real problem is that every class besides Soldier, Demo, Scout and Medic was designed by 3 year old autistic legally blind feminists
>>124954340
>being a 6s fag
>>124954420
The reason 6s is so popular is because it removes as much bs from the game as possible
>>124953380
So what is the best class to main?
>Nuclear Throne is an 11 card set
>Get 6 cards from playing
Oh cool, I'll really enjoy those cheap booster pac-
>5 Big Dogs
Fuck you too Valve.
how to fix pyro
>backburner 20% damage bonus back, 100 airblast cost back
>stock 25 airblast cost, increase damage back to old value pre-nerf
>degreaser 50 airblast cost, 100% longer delay between blasts, flaming consumes more ammo per second
>airblast changed to not reduce momentum
>airblast changed to knock back instead of dragging players up, knockback based on where pyro is aiming and where airblast hits from (basically like force-a-nature)
>airblast no longer turns projectiles into mini crits (why is this even a thing anyway? did they think it's skillful and hard to reflect projectiles?)
see how easy, now they're all viable options you do different things with
>>124956729The fire rises.
>>124957132
you're a big faggot
>>124956967
except for the degreaser
>>124957334
what?
>>124957393
bring back snacks
>>124956729
Post your ID, I've got two spare cards and I already crafted the level 5 badge.
>>124957486
i never had any you little bitch fuck off
>>124957928
>This new
>>124958008
sorry not a part of irc circlejerk
>>124958175
>Literally being this fucking new
>>124956069
Any 6s class
>>124958318
wow so oldfag dang you are a veteran
>>124958318
yeah must be fun life enjoy being proud of being a fucking retarded idiot oldfag tell your mom
post your tf2g pals before the thread dies
>>124960313
i thought dotsy doesn't like any of you
>>124960439
yeah but we(me) bully him in the thread because it's fun to watch him sperg out
post funnies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lJt4AFBF3c
>>124960646
that's not very nice, you're an awful person
>>124960703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVrrt-nvDnQ
heavy is credit card
>>124960646
>>124960439
>>124960313
kill yourselves please
>>124960703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2kovI6tpRE
>>124960896
take your own advice
New thread
>>124960973
>>124960313