/vtg/ Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide General

elf a shit

>>124700825
Lumberfoot detected.

>Mordheim
this fucking bot man


he was trying to do a climb and he always missed(either way he was fucked, I had my leader camping from that high spot), fell on his ass and walked away and for 3 turns he did the same fucking thing

>>124701192
Man, failing a climb check multiple times in a row is both the funniest and saddest thing ever.

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Opinions on Kerillian's fingernails?

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>>124701335
>>124701192
Pic related, we both happened to have green/red/black clothing. Now he just stood there in ambush stance.

Also, their leader(got fucked by an archer I had camping on a and then by this guy with a blunderbuss) had a bunch of named blue weapons. Still haven't checked them but they must be good.

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Goddamit. This could have been a good 2H Hammer if only I got Bloodlust instead of Regrowth. Fuck Regrowth.

>>124701465
I hate long nails.

>>124701643
She might need them long so she can twang her bow easier

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post yfw when the CE table still only works for plentifuls

>>124701620
It could have been a good hammer if you'd got bloodlust instead of berserking. Fuck berserking

>>124701698
not how it works buddy
>>124701705
I got over 100k orange and blue ores already, I don't give a fuck

>>124701620
>berserking

>>124701705
what' with you and this shitty gif? new reddit meme?

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>>124702010
fix it

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Post your worst trinket

>>124703720
My worst was a 100% luck one, but I already salvaged it.

>>124701817
haha same, farmed 99k of everything cuz i was afraid going over that would restart the counter to 1

>>124703839
I just set it to give me 4-5k of each before melting down a few of the extras I had from cheat-teleporting my way through horn, and then prayed to sigmar for not-shit weapons, got shit weapons, melted those down... and before I noticed, I had like 150k rocks. I very quickly changed the melt values to 60 a pop.

>>124703920
This an older table, pre-patch?

>>124703920
You can assing negative values and get your ores back to a somewhat reasonable ammount like 10k.

>>124704074
This was on, what, the 4th? The 5th? Only a couple of days ago.

>>124704150
Nah, I don't really give a fuck.

Why are bots better than 90% of players

>>124704657
they push a lot

>>124704657
They can actually block.

>>124704657
They stick together, they don't panic, they have your back and are generous with healing items.

Are 2h supposed to be useful only for a few rounds? I'm stuck with a guy doing 12 fucking damage on a long battle what the hell.

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>>124703720

>>124705985
10/10 bait

I wish axes were good. I like axes.

>>124704213
Would the same table work with the current patch, then?

>>124707029
Buggered if I know, haven't tried it.
Using this one http://forum.cheatengine.org/viewtopic.php?p=5634052#5634052

Guys. The game said that "I may now hire impressive warriors" yet I can't find any warrior with the impressive prefix which I assume are ogres.

>>124707139
I haven't gotten that far, but perhaps they appear randomly, like hired swords?

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>mfw trying out the dorf 2-handed hammer

It got a good bloodlust proc, now if only it also had DB...

>>124707139
>>124707275
They do appear randomly but I'm surprised you didn't have any available. I think that means you can hire sorcerers too.

>that beautiful feeling when the plague bearer starts fucking your enemy up and not you
It almost seemed like he was heading my way god dammit

>level 60
>get my first drakefires
>they suck shit through a straw
>can't snipe specials
>worse than 2h against groups

dropped

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I didn't even know you can dismember enemeis.

Just cut off this filthy rakki's arm and didn't even notice.

inb4 that fucking rat gif

>>124708770
Gonna have to wait for one with decent traits.
It's nice having a ranged weapon that doesn't require ammo. It might not feel as though it has as much of an impact as the handgun, but I think it's fun.

>>124708770
>targeteer
>regrowth on hit
>master crafted
git gud scrub

>>124709012
I main BW so that's not a novelty to me

>>124709187
yeah well fuck you too heretic

>>124709201
Saltzy stop being so tsundere

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>>124709295

>it will never be your job to choke the elf

>>124707115
Works, but it seems like Blues and Greens are still broken in they aren't affected by Salvage Quantity. Shit. Thanks, though.

>>124708897
>inb4 that fucking rat gif
glad you liked it

>>124710195
you're a big rat

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What did he mean by this?

>>124710413
Mundane healing items/tomes, magic potions/grimoires, engineered bombs

>>124710741
Healing potions aren't magical?

>>124710929
No. They're made from some herbs I don't remember exactly which, said so during a loading screen.

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Is this a recipe for a fun grudge raker?

>>124711007
>no piercing
>no mastercrafted
its into the trash it goes tier

>>124708178
The hired swods even updated and nada.

>>124710929
Nope.

>>124711293
donged by the rng

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>>124711219

What about this one? Figured it would be good for heals.

>>124712636
this is fucking goat desu

>>124708178
Warlock appear automagically, Ogres don't. Just gotta wait. Though to be fair, I don't take my spawn out for anything other than story missions and the occasional rigged xp run. Fucker's expensive.

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>>124704494

>>124713706
just part of the regular architecture

WE RULE

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Don't forget to shelf the elf at every opportunity, lads

HAHAHAHA THE THAGORAKI ARE SWARMING

>>124714479
fuggin faggoraki

>>124712636
your rolls are shit and I personally always preffer more ammo

>>124714407
you're a monster, saltyspurs

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>>124714407
>>124715302
Suffer not the elf to live.

So why did they swap the orange and blue pistol models? Incompetence?

>>124715523
>killing a bot

>>124715846
I'm glad they changed it, the boxy end of the pistol bothered me

>>124716385

Why not add a way for people to choose what weapon skin they want to use, instead of fucking with shit people have already earned

>>124716993
I can sort of understand the appeal of having the quality of a teammate's weapon be more-or-less visible just by looking at how fancy it is.
too bad they all look bad

>>124718134

I'm just pissed off because it took me 60 levels of grinding to get those orange pistols, 30 of which I spent looking at the fucking blue ones, then I finally get them and WHOOPS let's change the god damn model to the blue ones

>>124716993
m8 it took them over a month to make the fookin shrine

this would take another month

>>124718134
>all look bad
Hello teenager with no taste who thinks that only flames, spikes and being dressed in black is aesthetically pleasing.

>>124718526

Does that really work here, though? All the weapons are covered in skulls, spikes and flames

>>124719012
?
That's straight up wrong. Only Wizard weapons have flames, and skulls are on Soldier and Witch Hunter weapons. And even then they are very muted and overall realistic looking.
Dwarf and Elf weapons have no skulls or spikes.

>>124718526
Nah, more like "Hello faggot that needs to turn up the settings on his potato"

>>124718526

>He saids when everything has skulls on it

>>124719814

That's still 3/5, lad.

I'm not taking a side here, but the game's design is absolutely littered with skulls, spikes, flames, gore, and other stereotypical edge shit.

I'm just saying it doesn't really work to call him an edgemaster when it's virtually impossible to take a screenshot in game that doesn't have a skull or something somewhere.

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>nm hom run
>dwarf and wh take grims
>they are so kill hungry that durnig hordes they will run away from defensive positions to get surrounded
>cover their asses as best I can so they survive
>they later somehow die to handfuls of trash rats
>we pick ourselves up and hide from patrol in the rooftops area
>elf decides to go aggro the patrol and throws flamebomb on them while they are 5 feet from us

times when you just alt+f4

>>124719814
lol let me take your bait

wizard sword and staffs have skulls and skull accesories
wh rapier has a skull and so does the 2h
some kruber shields have a skull and so does the 2h
dwarf shields have heads which naturally have skulls
elf a shit

>>124720285
elf a shit because she doesn't have enough skulls

>>124720342
It's warhammer, peen and power is measured in how many skulls you have on your shit. Of course elf's a shit when she doesn't have a single one.

>>124720342

Doesn't elf's room have like half a dozen skulls decorating it

How long until I can buy a damn ogre.

>>124721814
>whines about rng
>didn't even make the proper sacrifices

>>124721814
How long until we have Mordheim general?

>>124723702
We do.

They can talk about it here.

>>124727363
>mfw poisonrat bent his gun barrels when he wasn't looking as a prank

no wonder his aim is so shit

tfw i get steam error every time im trying to run the game

NASTY SURPRISE?

>>124728038
What error?

>>124728075
Failed to create steam lobby.

any other cheatengine user cant get in?

>>124728273
I'm not having any issues.

Although I stopped using CE more than a month ago.

I had a failed to create Steam lobby error, so I closed the game and relaunched. It loaded.

>>124728038
decent bait

I like it

Have you ever met someone so assmad they will give up a free 3tome 2grim nightmare run out of spite? I have.

>>124730467
Nope. I did that once and I was ashamed afterwards.

>>124730467
I've had some bad shit but no one that bad.

>>124704494

Took me ages to notice Sierra chilling by the fire in the forge.

Is there a max rounds? The AI just made me go look for them as I waited 5 rounds for them to come after me.

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>>124730639
>>124732119
let me tell you a story

>nm hom
>elf is host
>it's a bit lag-spikey for everyone, so characters warp a little every few seconds, no big deal
>i beam some trash rats at the start
>elf runs into beam trying to melee them
>elf starts talking shit for the FF damage (5%? it's only nm), cursing at me
>tell him its a bit laggy
>doesn't believe me, starts talking about how he has fibre internet
>I carry on playing silently, just here for the loot not the drama
>later, packmaster hooks him, I beam out the packmaster
>elf says "wow you didnt hit me! amazing!" sarcastically
>he's at 5% health so I beam him down just for the fun, he has a healing potion anyway
>so he starts vote kicking me
>fuck it, I kill him again, he's not carrying any grims
>vote fails, he starts it again repeatedly
>we're at the barrel section to blow up the gate, he continues to vote kick me and curse at us despite the others not giving a shit
>this enrages him more, he now believes we are a griefing group of friends or something
>he keeps bitching about how we ruined the game
>get to the rooftop section, we rescue the elf
>just carry on till the horn finale, ignoring his bullshit and votekicks in between playing the game
>he quiets down, and we've got a perfect run going
>witch hunter suggests we take the window spot to defend, 3 of us agree
>elf orders us to take bench spot
>we ignore him
>this was the last straw, he jumps down and throws incendiary at us
>beam him down, we can finish this with 3 anyway
>he ragequits just to spite us

That was my blog, I feel better now, please rate and subscribe.

>>124734317
Geez. Some people, but honestly, you probably shouldn't have killed him after the first vote kick.

>>124734579
True, but I also shouldn't have stayed in a game where the host thinks it's a good idea to insult everyone.

>>124735562
At least you probably overwhelmed that dude's autism.

>>124735562
Meh, fuck that guy, i get pissed when i get hit by FF, but then i remind myself that you cant see the health bare move even if you get shot in the head with a rifle. FF on nightmare is pretty neglible, except hagbow, fuck elf.

>>124736157
>except hagbow
And shotguns.

>>124736157
>>124736619
And beam's DOT

>>124736619
and fire

Does anyone have the exact numbers on Backstabbery? I got weapon with it and it ~~~seemed~~~ to do a real number on Roger but I can't be sure exactly.

>>124739738
>Roger
Roger the friendly rogre

>>124740028
I always read rogre as roger so I called it that one day and it stuck

>>124739738
backstabbery only rolls on shit weapons like 1h axes and shit

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>>124736157
>>124736619
With the new beam staff buff, beam FF is THE MOST damaging FF of all.
Yes, fucking witchfags, it's even worse than hagbane.
Fucking beamshitters ruining games left and right, trying to snipe clan rats IN FRONT of the group and forcing teammates to stop running and slowing everyone down.

Does anyone else really like Smugglers run?

I think this is the only game where I actually enjoy the part that has me walking around in a shitty sewer.

>>124746527
>Go in to take a swing with my hammer
>SUDDENLY FIRE
Stop helping me dammit

>>124746897
Smuggler's is bretty good. Doesn't overstay its welcome. I still like Man the Ramparts more though.

>>124746897
I like it.
>>124747136
I don't know what it is but Man the Ramparts is probably my favorite level.

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>fucking annihilating after everybody goes down on NM Waterfront
>party praising me
>girl speaks in voice chat

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>>124748291
>Then she whispers
Lumberfoots

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>>124749060
It was an elf.

>Cannot connect to Steam
Yo, what the fuck is this shit?

>>124750156
Steam is down for me too.

>>124750156
NASTY SURPRISE

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>literally about to play with my static
gabe why do you always do this

>>124750469
I'd be so fucking upset since I didn't even do anything.

>>124750571
>you will never be the cook

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GET OUT LUMBIES

YOOOOORRRRRR

I hope this game never gets anti-cheat, gating red weapons behind Catashitm is just stupid and I will gladly repeatedly do 7-Grimoire Supply and Demand Cataclysms until I get the one I want.

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Drake or Hand?

So I just bought the game and it's downloading now. Any basic advice to avoid being useless sack of shit?

>>124756248
Learn to block and dodge. Not taking damage is more important than getting the highest kill count.

>>124755763
stats on the handgun seem pretty poopy
and the drakefire is fun
SO DRAKE

>>124755763
grudgeraker

>>124752553
You make me happy for using my reaction image, maybe I'll make more

>>124730383
What is this?

>>124759936
mordheim

>>124752863
You shouldn't be going after reds. They re terrible.

>>124759719

Such a disappointing game.

>>124752863
Reds are nothing to get mad about.
Except when you get one.

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>>124759689
You should, I enjoy them.

>>124759719
>the look of righteous indignation on his face as he gets up
holy as fuck family

>>124755763

Great traits on the drakefires, terrible ones on the handgun. Choice seems obvious, really.

Are they gonna let us craft trinkets on the future?
I'm lvl 60,have full exotic gear on every character,but missing the good trinkets,the only decent i have is the chance of not consumming nades.

>>124762581
fuck trinkets, I just want lovely hats

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>>124762992
ditto
;_;

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>playing Kruber
>with trinket for Kruber
>just barely completed Man the Ramparts on Nightmare with two down
>a blue two hander icon shows up
>oh, that's neat, I haven't had one of those in a while, I hope I get it
>I get the two hander
>It's for the witch hunter
>I already have two orange ones
I just want new weapons, holy shit.

>>124763708
Anyone know if those hero trinkets affect the kinds of hats dropped?

>>124763708
>tfw have been trying to get flaming/normal sword and beam staff for BW and sword/dagger and all bows for WW for fucking days and still keep getting shit like WH axes

>>124764212
>tfw I have a green conflag staff and a blue flaming sword and want to wait for a beam staff before I bring BW into nightmare mode
I haven't really played her much though, maybe I should scrub out in easy difficulties before I really go for it.

>>124764212
That's because you used to be 50% more likely to get items for the class you're playing but they removed that and put it on the trinkets. You're literally no better off now than you were before for drops, except you just lost 1 trinket slot.

>>124708897
You wouldn't have done that in-game. He would have taken an injury after a battle that forced him to amputate. It can happen to you, too.

>>124756248
Never ever go off on your own, always stick with the party

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>>124761389

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>>124756248
Never just an elf. Their insatiable lust for rat cum often leads them astray.

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Seems like it doesn't matter if I hit a special in the head or in his toe, it's 1-shot kills every single time

>>124769260
What difficulty, m8ty?

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>>124768936
>you will never face the Great Enemy for your ascended Lord
>you will never lay down your life to keep the Empire safe from it's numberless foes

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>Just beat Chaff and wheat on NM

>>124774575
Honestly I found White Rat and Well Watch harder when getting the flag. That and supply and demand but that's more due to greedy pubs biting off more grims than they can chew

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>>124772286
>GET THE CAMERA LUMBERFOOTS

>>124774575
It was worse before the nerf. Fuck that map and the stormvermin that inhabit it.

>nightmare enemy below with a beastmode 2h hammer kruber
>be shield axe dwarf
>have a hunter and an elf as teammates
>we're all level 50+ save the elf, who is 33
>elf does stereotypical elf shit, runs off alone, rambos, is constantly taking damage and alone
>eventually he just runs away from us while in grey hp when we're passing third tome spawn and he dies
>we get him later before the barrels, and he just rushes down as kruber snipes the stormies
>we votekick elf after he dies
>3man the finale
>elf periodically rejoining during this, he gets votekicked at least 4 more times
>finally at the end, we just wait for him to come instead of boarding the carriage
>kick him and finish the mission
>get shit loot
>back in inn, elf joins again and complains
>call him a moron and we votekick him again

ELVES WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

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Fuck this shit

>>124778382
>Fuck this shit

Honestly. Loot grinding retards who'll drop the game as soon as they get their shiny new toys.

>>124774006
>you will never gladly follow the orders of a warrior priest of Sigmar to break formation
>you will never charge fearlessly into terrifying opponents many times stronger than you

>>124778382
I'm trying to beat all levels on nightmare, it's hard.

I just end up grinding with the others, but mostly because I want a conflig flame staff, garaker shotgun and FUCKING HAT

ANY HAT

JUST ONE
IM LEVEL 80 AND NOT A SINGLE FUCKING HAT

>3 trinkets in loot pool
>roll a shitty fucking BW mace instead
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>124779072
>no hat at level 80
Same here brother. I just know the first one I get will be for the elf too just because that's how games like this treat me.

>>124779691
>2 hat slots
>Get a useless hammer

>>124778382
Change your search parameters to include other countries.
Anyone in your continent should be pretty plabable.

>level 30
>still have no trinkets other than the 5 starting ones
Is this normal?

>>124781241
probably, I'm level 23 and have 2 trinkets besides the hero ones

>get an orange raker with rupture and ammo holder
>don't really play dorf but decide to gove it a shot anyway on hard man the ramparts with bots just for fun
>trying to deal with rattlings solo with a raker
>every storm that normally guards the chains is for some reason aggrod as soon as we step inside the tower
Well that was fucking horrible. Remind me why anyone would use this thing when it's only good at hammer range anyway?

>>124782450
It can clear a large horde of trash rats very quickly.

>>124781241
I didn't get any until well after I unlocked every slot. My friend on the other hand got a blue potion share before level 20.

This game isn't fair.

>>124782634
So can a fucking hammer though, what's the point? At least handgun and arguably drakes can do something well that your melee doesn't already do.

>>124782972
It can kill them before they can reach you while also being pretty quick at doing it. You're underestimating its range by a fair bit.

Honestly, it just really good at giving you breathing room if you're being attacked from more than one direction. I prefer the handgun too desu.

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>>124785295
That file name.

>Beam staff and Hagbane in one group

rip in piece my health

>>124785295
Is that sort of rat behavior a bug or intended? Because it sort of feels like an AI counter to trying to get them to run into a chokepoint.

>>124786729

Bug. You could argue that they're grouping up to attack all at once but there can only be so many rats at once anyway

>>124772286
>>124775250
You may be surprised how annoying that shit is.

>Stormvermin/Globadier/Gunner out in the open, random rats to each side
>Clear shot
>Bow will not fucking shoot straight

How strong are the ratmen meant to be compared to a person? Looking at their physiche their not particularly impressive save for black rats.

Between a goblin and a skaven arm wrestlng who wins?

>>124789103
Black Rats are thugs
Normal Rats are a little weaker than a human
Slave Rats are like angsty teenagers waving daggers at you

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>*nigger emoji*

>>124774006
I will never get over the fact that they break ranks and charge aimlessly with the fucking warrior priest leading that display of retardness.

I don't know if this is an appropriate thread to ask this or not but I want to play the Warhammer RTS games, which one do I start with?

Is there a proper thread for them?

>Finish last gate on Smuggler's Run
>Ogre comes charging down the hallway while an endless horde swarms us and half a dozen specials fuck the team to death

Great, thanks

>>124790520
/tg/

What are the ideal traits on a Grudge Raker?

I just got one with Extra Capacity, Targeteer and Master Crafted.

>we're going to get a Sigmar Priest before a vamp
Dsmn

>>124791472
rupture
master crafted/extra capacity
bloodlust

would be my ideal grudge raker

>>124791546
How do you know this?

>>124792241
Polls
Sig Priest is the most popular

>>124792656

>Polls

So you're just pulling information out of your ass? Got it

>It's a The Enemy Below level
>Everyone yolo charges at the end and you wipe

>>124793119

Every time

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Witch huntress when

lore: she's Saltz qt daughterfu or something

>>124793119
>pubs
>ever

>>124793461
>daughterfu
>/wtg/ pls go

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>>124793461

>Saltz having children

>>124793539

War Thunder general?

>>124793461
>Saltzpyre has a daughter
>Implies some lucky woman out there has received his most holy cock

>>124793639
He doesn't necessarily have to be a good loving father. Maybe just thaught her a few badass things and then let her fly.

We don't know shit about his past. Are all Witchhunters asked to be pure clean viring religious zealots even before becoming one?

>>124794246

You seem to be missing the point

>Victor
>Fucking anyone, ever

It's literally the last thing on his mind. Other WHs might go for that kind of shit, but Victor is the most paranoid, duty-driven, misanthropic character in the entire game. He makes CWC look like a well adjusted, sociable individual.

>>124794580
Then. Ever since he was a little child all he had in mind was fucking shit up in the name of Sigmar? Never has the thought of literally fucking someone crossed his mind? Not even when he was a cute and horny teenager witchhunter apprentice?

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Which Blunderbuss should I use? I can't believe how fucking perfect these rolls were. Though maybe something with Rupture, Targeteer, Mastercrafted would be more ideal.

>>124794580
>CWC
not everyone is a nerd like you anon

>>124794718
The one called Handgun.

In any event mastercrafted is completely fucking useless, you want ammunition holder.

And idk about hail of doom, does it give you one extra bullet or one extra bullet cone?

>>124794661

No

Do you have to be playing AS the trinket class while having it equipped to get it's achievement?

i.e. I play BW with Dwarf trinket on, get Dwarf item, do I get achievement?

>>124794661
He might have had an illegitimate child, But no way is he spending time with or even acknowledging the kid.
Witch hunting comes first. Everything else is daily necessities and more witch hunting.

>>124795258
I can't even imagine him really sleeping at night. He probably sits in his hard wooden chair and just stares at the door and goes into some kind of meditative rest state with a gun in his hand. Even hate fucking someone seems beyond unlikely. The man is unwell

>>124795147
No

>Faggot randos join, fuck the run up, then leave

Love it

>Playing Enemy Below NM with 3 bots
>Rogre at the stairs area where the first grim is at
>Pop a strength pot and melt it down with broken beam
>Potion effect still active
>Chuck a bomb at the patrol marching up the stairs
>Frames freeze for 2 seconds
>Black loading screen
>I'm back at Red Moon Inn
>Lovely inn music is playing
>Remember I had already turned music volume to 0

T-thanks fatshark.

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Did I do goat for Kruber?

>>124800631
Pretty much, although something like swift slaying on charged attack might be more helpful.

>>124794718
Ignore the retard that said magazine size is where it's at, he probably thought it was the dwarven shotgun.
In any case, I would definitely take the bloodlust one especially with suhc a high percentage. Mine only has 3.5% and it still procs fairly frequently on NM.
And don't forget to smash the reload button as soon as you fire. With it your fire rate becomes about the same as the dwarven shotgun.

How would heal on hit, master crafted and 10% less overcharge work on a Beam staff? I figure it would help a lot with rat ogres and specials for getting health back. Coupled with bloodlust, berserking and overcharge venting on normal attacks on the flaming sword.

>>124790520
Dawn of War 1 and all its expansions are pretty gr8, DoW2 is pretty poor. On the fantasy side, Mark of Chaos was fun but not a terribly great game, can't speak for total war. There's a really old one called shadow of the horned rat that was pretty bitchin' but it's hard to get to work on modern machines

>>124794246
>Are all Witchhunters asked to be pure clean viring religious zealots even before becoming one?
Pretty much, yeah. This is Warhammer, ain't no reasonable normal people involved at all

>>124801331
It works alright, even with 3.5% regrowth it still proc's often enough due to the insanely high damage-tick on beam.

>>124800631
It's perfect.

>>124793639
>Not adopting a qt orphan daughteru that catches your eye doing something crazy like knifing a heretic to death at six years old or something

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>>124800631
>swords and halberds
>halberds
toooodd!

damn I need someone to shit on,, who can I shit on from fatkike?

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>>124802475
>>124802475
>katana
>KATANA
>m-muh nippon steer
>pig iron
>i-it was made for killing unarmored people or wooden/leather armor!!
>lightninhg speed strikes like nartu o :3
into the trash it goes

>>124802579
Katana's where?

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>join a Nightmare game
>suddenly Soldier, when I wanted to play Wizard
>whelp, better make the most of it...
>host seems decent, over level 100 with all banners
>running through HoM we get to that courtyard-y thing before you enter the tavern
>ogre
>I jump up on the slanted piece of tiling
>bomb the ogre to draw it to me, proceed to fill it with lead
>dwarf (host) and waywatcher proceed to bomb me in the face and fill me with lead, reducing me to minimal health
>all the while dwarf is complaining about me "cheating"
>dwarf continues to berate me for "assuming" we would wipe to the ogre
>try to convince him that abusing the AI like that is just safer and risk-free
>try to convince him I was just trying to help
>he's having none of it
>finale, just the three of us, all tomes and grims
>towards the end dwarf goes down
>I'm shield bashing like mad to keep them alive
>still on almost perfect health
>crumbling starts, getting ready to ditch this popsicle stand
>dwarf shoots me in the back
>then again
>and again, and again
>leaves me with not enough health to survive the jump down
>mfw I had a tome
>mfw staring into the face of pure autism

>>124802736
on her hip, with the superior sord hilt

>>124802828

That's not a katana. The hilt alone is evidence enough

>>124775772
They nerfed it? When?

>>124802889
look at the scabard

it obviously hold a disgusting tachi blade

>>124802819
>have to abuse AI to win
>taking damage from fall
I'd shoot you too.

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>>124802980

Alright bro

>>124803058
typical white man, no wonder you like it

I bet he cheates on his wife with some ugly mexican hoe while she goes to orgies with black men

>>124803006
>have to abuse
Again, it wasn't a matter of having to, but it's just quicker and safer to do it that way. Why risk it? Not like you gain anything but health loss from taking on an ogre face-to-face. It's a fucking PvE game, your e-peen is not at stake here so long as you just complete the level.

>taking damage from fall
We were right back behind the bench and there were rats in the way of a safe drop, so yes the only places I could drop would've cause me damage.

>>124803121
Yeah nah, go activate your cheat-engine instead. It's just a PvE game after all.

>>124803121
>i-it's not like its een pvp gusie!!!!
Beause some people like to actually play the game the buggy way it was meant to and not clutch like little bitches.

>>124803218
Exploiting AI is nowhere near as bad as using a CE.

>>124803237
>the buggy way it was meant to
So, you mean using the exploit that I used right?

>>124803305
Go play with bots you worthless krutbag.

Is dual swords elf just left click spam? The power attack is pretty nice but it seems to have some weird delay on follow up charge attacks right after you release one.

Haven't tried Sword+Dagger yet, I'd really like to give Dual Daggers a try as well if I can find one with some neat traits.

>>124803305
Yes, faggot. Exploit all the fuck you want until you find another 3 cowards who can't even bear the idea of losing to a boss-like enemy and need to relly on clutching their way through.

Let me guess, you used CE to give yourself perfect/decent traits and weapons just to "be able to do the higher difficulties :3".

>>124803305

Cheating is cheating

>>124803121
It's a balance of risk-averse exploiting or having fun with the challenge on the game's terms.

When absolutely everyone gets in on the AI abuse and insists on doing so that can kill the fun in a game. Hear that's what happened for L4D.

Has its time and place, like loot run grinds. Insisting upon it when the rest of the group're just having fun with the game, not so much.

>>124802819
>slanted piece of tiling
where

>>124802819
you're simply retarded, you can safely jump down from the horn without losing any health

jump on the horn first then jump down left

>>124794718
You should use a handgun.

What are the worst possible rat ogre spawn locations?

The only spots that come to mind for me are:
>HoM tower
>Morr maze

>>124803687
hom roof

>>124803424
It can kill the fun sure, but to be fair these guys were running HoM on Nightmare so I thought it was a loot run. Even still, the rest of the map was no exploits or anything, and I don't see how his behaviour against me using the exploit was justified.

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>>124803687
>that obligatory ogre on Waterfront
>people run to the edge of the water

>>124803687
Wizard Tower in that room with the book case that opens up. He spawned above us and just waited until we opened the door.

>>124803687
never saw an ogre in HoM tower spawn

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>knockback trait on the new beamstaff
youre literally stunlocking the ogre with it

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I have the orange potion rack trinket arguably the best trinket in the game. Is it obnoxious of me to tell people in the games I join that I don't want to pick up the Grim because of this? Like I'd stand in front of the Grim, highlight it and just wait for someone else to pick it up.

Obviously if they say they have the trinket then I have no problem picking the Grim up.

>>124804313
I have, but it was whilst we were still on the rooftops so we just waited until it came charging out.

>>124804240
kek, that picture is perfect

>>124804136
It doesn't but people will act out frustration. Either at the game, everything outside of it, or both.

>>124804447
Not obnoxious, it's common sense. Grimoire should go to those who get least mileage out of potions, not your ogre-killers or potion-rack bearers.

>>124804481
so it wasnt in the tower...

>>124804394
Except knockback is complete shit for everything else.
>knocks back gunners into geometry and they plink you forever.
>doesn't change shotgun function in a worthwhile way
Plus, most of the time the Ogre isn't a threat anyway.

>>124805528
But it was? What part of "came charging out" don't you get? It spawned up in the tower, a few seconds later and we would have been in the tower ourselves.

So does mastercrafted on a beam staff cause the beam attack to do damage ticks faster?

>>124790065
Fuck I'm jelly

>>124804447
this, i hate those faggots so much

takes 5min to pick a fucking tome even if i highlight it and call a player which should pick it

>>124805616
yes

>>124805529
what other third passive would you get on it then, it's either knockback or mastercrafted

What are some traits I should look for on a 2h warhammer?

I heard that 2h is better than shield, what should I use (on dwarf)

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Alright

Which one of you is this

>>124806241
bloodlust

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SCOTTY

BEAM ME UP

Shame about the proc not being higher on the regrowth, but it is still viable. I want to try and get regrowth or bloodlust with knockdown and stability too. I hear knockdown on the beam staff = stunlocked ogres.

>>124806940
0.5% away from a perfect staff

>>124806575
I've played with that faggot before, I remember him being pretty terrible. Australian?

>>124807042

Unfortunately the max is 7.0% for the Beam one, so it's kind of mediocre. Rerolling traits when?

>>124807261
that fat cunt on the fatshark stream said it will be coming "very soon" and that was a week ago.

>>124806139
you can always just swap your tome and pick up health to proc it

>>124806229
topkek. Mastercrafted and regrowth are the two you always want on your beam. Third should be hail or stability in a perfect world. I greatly prefer hail for gaming those meters.

>>124807462
More like regrwoth and stability are the two you always want.

>vermintide
>update queied
>256mb
>no changelog or news
w-whats this? nasty surprise?

>>124808096
maybe they fixed music slider

>>124807891
10% less overcharge is absolutely nothing worthwhile unless you're a shitter who doesn't adequately weave melee. Sorry m8 you're wrong. Incredibly wrong.

>>124808096
http://steamcommunity.com/app/235540/discussions/1/487876474226908002/

>>124808257
THe other edge case is where the 10% better heat efficiency allows you those 2 extra casts which save your life. But that's a greentext story in itself. Shouldn't be geearing for when the shit hits the fan, should gear so it doesn't.

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Is this goat confag? I always feel that knockback is appropriate for conflagration given it can affect a lot of rats.

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>>124807462

>>124808446
goat conflag is beam staff

>>124808812

I use a beam 9 out of 10 times, but sometimes I like to use a confag for variety.

>>124808257
>using melee at all
>not just standing behind your melee and venting after every spell

never gonna make it, family

>>124803687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGwDmDwspFg

>Fixed intro not playing correctly

Oh thank god. THE WORLD

>>124808257
It's almost as if it's a mage class is at it's most effective when using it's primary ability. And a trait which boosts that ability is one of the highest priority.

But no lets pretend that it's a shit trait because you took a strong stance like a retard and now feel like you have to defend it.

>>124807236
yeah and yeah

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>We are currently working to solve a number of sound issues that occured in 1.1.1 as well expanding on the Shrine of Solace by introducing re-rolling of traits. We hope to have these updates for you in a few days.

>We hope to have these updates for you in a few days.

SOON

>>124809240
TOKI WO TOMARE

>>124809027
>>124809345
Literal subhumans. Enjoy your eternal hard difficulty because you're too fucking thick to identify trait power let alone proper paradigms of play.
Also, check out your government's special needs care programs; you may be eligible.

"I don't need Bernie."

What did the Elf mean by this?

>>124809878

She isn't voting for Sanders.

>>124809878
She is voting Trump to keep bretonnians and other beastmen out of her woods.

>>124806575
>>124807236
Not him but I've played with this fuck too.

Australian playerbase is so fucking small.

>>124809810
It must be terrible being angry and wrong constantly.

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>>124809810
alright

>>124810350
>random screenshot
>t-this'll show him!!
this is your life now

>>124810350
>changing your nick for a shitty autism contest
wow you're as bad as cousin Okri those people in youtube who create accounts to make shitty comments impersonating someone or something

>>124810729
how else would he prove its him and not some random ss found on reddit?

How do I unlock the Vermintide emoticons on Steam? I've never wanted emoticons before.

>>124811308
idk, copy one of the thousand of penis issues screenies and crop the name box and replace with photoshop ?

>captcha asks some stupidty
>gives you 4 obvious answers
>fail
It sucks that it only works when it's 3 correct ones and no road signals.
I miss the type numbers/bullshit captcha.

So does Hail of Doom tick with the beam staffs secondary? Because I just got an orange beam with a 15% roll on Hail.

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>>124810350

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>>124811449
inb4 another random screenshot

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>>124811870

>>124810350
>>124811870
Hardcore

>>124812231
this better be sarcasm. Getting all maps on cata isnt hard, you just need 3 friends that arent complete spastic and youll do it in 1-2 weeks depending on how much you play.

>>124811870
c-can I be your friend?

>>124811870
I wonder why my banners insist on looking like lost my glasses fabric.

I have everything on high(fuck extreme).

>>124812638
photoshop confirmed
probably because its zoomed due to beams rmb, try some weapons with zoom

>>124812740
I've seen people take screens from affar and it looks good

mine looks all blurry always

>>124812472
This, some group beat Cata 10 days after release, Fatshark even retweeted their banner pic.

>>124811870
>flaming sword
>not steel sword
cata or not, still a shitter

>>124812840
>what is CE

>>124812939
>If I can't do it then it's impossible and they are cheaters

>>124812939

>If I can't do it nobody can

Time to grow up, buddy

>>124812939

I did well watch and just now wheat and chaff with pubs on cata

It's not that hard you just need mics

>>124813551
why lie

>>124813212
>>124813236
lol go die for your country ameritards

geez the amount of brainwashing is amazing

>>124813641

Too obvious, m8. Is this your first time?

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>>124813621

>Lie

>>124813995
refer to
>>124812939

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>Join a random lobby
>Host is a cool guy, plays well
>Playing for fun, not using exploits, likes the same maps as me
>Add him as friend
>A few maps later, get downed during Morr finale
>Game immediately crashes
>Relaunch and try to find lobby, it's not in the list
>Try to join via friends list
>Actually see his name disappear from the list as he declines friend invite

Fuck

I'm really annoyed damage taken is now who took the most instead of the least.

>>124814221
at least elfs can top something too now

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>>124814293