/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb General

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first for Faraleth is a nerd

second for memes

2nd for all autistic weeaboo kira mains are pubshitters too afraid to play in pugs

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>>124693440
> too afraid

>>124693260
when will this stupid meme die? he doesnt come here to see this shit and no one but nerds go to the forums

go post about him with your other forum nerds on leddit or something

Turtle next week or the next next week?

>>124693621
Probably next next week. They haven't said anything yet, and they're probably banking on including him in some kind of Christmas event.

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>>124693621
In 2 weeks most likely if they keep to their schedule. Fine tuning update this week.

And no, it won't be Turtle.

>Go melee only Sparks
>Still do better than pubbies

How is this possible?

>>124694230
Because Melee Sparks is an unholy terror?

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>>124695336
>you would discover even the fire

>>124695336
While the guy is a retard, to be honest he is right about the fact that you should find a more fitting server.

>>124695641
Not that guy but fuck it. If I have a 'win' mission in a gamemode I don't even want to exist, I will go stomp level 1-s to get over with it as soon as possible.

>>124695641
I know there are max level 10 servers but I'm too lazy to use the server browser. Also, the player quality there is barely different. Chances are that fresh level 10s haven't evolved at all, and will complain twice as much.

>>124695336
Not saying they aren't morons, but telling them to go to max 5 servers was a bit stupid considering none of them are 5 or below.

>>124695878
Ye man, but at least level 10 people are no longer lost on the map and have a very basic idea of what they are supposed to do.

>>124695878
Sorry, I ment min level 10 servers.

>>124695940
the guy who I replied to was level 5.

>>124696056
so he was. I missed that one.

anyone else getting random freezes out the ass since the patch? shit is getting ridiculous

>>124696252
Nothing random about those freezes when they happen every 30 seconds.

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I know you are all jelly

>>124697827
it doesn't look like you're specialized in crowd control

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>mfw I'm enjoying Blishlock Sawbonez much more than I thought I would

Goddamn I forgot just how hard this gun hits.

>>124697827
I would be if thunder didnt suck ass at the moment. Maybe they buff him today?

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>>124695616
Worship the pillah of fiyah!

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Y E S
E
S

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>>124700717
>1366x768

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>>124700856

>>124695616
He clearly meant you wouldn't.

>>124700717
>ken avatar
>laptop gaymen

like pottery

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>>124701275
There are people who play on this thing.

>>124700717

haha this fag plays on a laptop lol!

>>124700016
there is no patch today

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K I R A
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>>124700717
Welcome to the club, my friend! Don't listen these jealous guys, you did good, boy.

This is it /dbg/, the glorious time where I have all the mercs, best loadouts for each of them and 75k credits. Now I can play stopwatch with my Arty/Phoenix/Fletcher all day every day without bothering with missions.

Or maybe I should trade in these two cobalts I don't use for a cobalt Arty.

Send help, I don't wanna richboi, I want to be a proud bronze warrior.

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It's not like I wanted to choose my squad anyway

>>124703501
Fragger/Sawbones/Proxy is just right.

I just want to pub without having to play against people with 200-300 pings.

So the main issue with the game is the people playing it right ?

Let's pitch in some ideas.

>HUD with stuff like " Resurect for 200 points " instead of just a cross. (You can remove it in the options)
>Same thing with giving ammo.
>" Protect your teammate he's reparing " instead of Teammate repairing. 10 times bigger font. After two seconds, flashing " Repairing doesn't stack " in red letters.
>If <0.75 k/d as a sniper, the player is forced to switch.
>More exp for sticking together.

>>124704815
Heat-seeking medpacks

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I swear to fuck if I see ONE MORE FUCKING GRENADE BITCH blow herself up right as I'm about to rez her

>>124705376

That is a really good idea actually, just a little, with a perk to make the seeking a bit better.

>>124703790
Except I had to play two chapel games

>>124704359
But I heal you, I revive you, I'm the kekold player. You'll miss me if I leave, you know it.

>>124704815
anon, every f2p game ever has tried to make their games easier for retard but you just simply cannot expect all the 13 year old russian kids to understand anything about anything

>>124706957

At least we could try damnit. At least we could try...

>>124707364
it's a wasted effort, seriously
besides, nobody wants to play with people who cannot figure the basics out by themselves

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>>124701919
>>124700372
>>124693205
Reminder that Kira is this generals official waifu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-dA3qAgQtI

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Oh ok, I guess I didn't turn it off then

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>>124708208

>bamboo timik

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>>124708117
Kira is LITERALLY the best

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>Do Arty trade up to gold and get B81 in Swiss
>Decide I want to try to get a Stark loadout
>Trade up again

I'm okay with this desu. I like gaudy Arty.

>>124707364
I agree with other anons, shitters are gonna shit, no matter what you do to them. Instead we need a better system to contain the shitters to shitter-only servers.

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SUPER

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>>124709161
TALENTED

>>124708880
>only drop ammo for yourself for an entire match
>forced to (re)play tutorial and sent to shitter camp for 2 playing hours
>revive several times without ever charging
>2 hours of shitter camp

>>124709653
>>124708880
I think if you don't drop ammo or put down your healing station within 15 seconds, it just poops out of your body wherever you are if you are level 7 or under.

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>>124697827
>n

Thank you Subby for showing me so many cool Arty strikes on the first part of Thunderground. The first stage and the inbetween area are now so fun with him.

>>124703365
The game is only over once you have your favorite card for each merc in cobalt, elite mm rank, and get to have sex with Smokahontas.

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>join on last half
>see this
how do these mouth breathing vassilis even manage to get onto lvl 10 servers

>>124711773
Fuck, wrong tab

>>124709653
>revive several times without ever charging
>2 hours of shitter camp

B-but the enemy was about to finish you off...!
I charge if they're distracted with something else or keep them charged when you're in a firefight so you can die and come back. I'm doing good, right senpai? Speed is important.

>>124711865
you can't really judge those vassilis based on the score since the other team stomped pretty fast anyways

>>124711865
Looks like the game started as something stupid like 2v1 where the first team to attack just blitzed it.

Not a great example to go off.

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>>124711865
>AnimeGirl99

>>124711865
>10/9 as Sparks
You have no right to complain shitter.

>>124712778
You can't even charge it for a second on your way to the teammate? No excuses, off to shitter camp

>>124705419
I would rather blow myself up then get tap revive by a aura.

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>>124713854
>having time to click heads when teammates are dying left and right
>>124713621
;*

>>124714921
tfw no Miia dressed as Sparks pocketing you in db games

>>124713621
Would ERP.

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>>124700717
Was almost jealous but then I remembered that phantom still sucks ass, even with the C94.

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>>124718238
You are obviously not playing him right.

>>124718528
Except I am, no matter how many people I kill, the second I get put on the attacking team or a suicide proxy gets off a plant there's no point in staying as phantom. Why not just switch to bush or fletcher and properly carry my team?

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>>124719005
Fun? It's not like you actually get anything for winning.

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Who is the true hero of /dbg/ that no one ever talks about?

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>>124719425
>winning isnt fun
Alternatively
>letting level 18s and 10s step all over your retard team is fun

>>124719005

You can murder the defence team from behind, then your team will be able to push forward. That is, when you play with smart people.

This is the thing I hate the most, slow players. It's not CS, grow some balls.

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>>124719842
>Kill enemy medic and three others
>Finally die because no health or ammo
>Team is still sucking their dicks at spawn

>>124719654
Stu

>>124719654
The shitter on your team who says "ez game" at the end of a winning round everytime, even though he's at the bottom of the scoreboard 3-17 and knows he's fucking worthless

Drives everyone on the other team insane, even the good players and they start tripping up while seeing red

>>124720332
>even the good players and they start tripping up while seeing red
You are fucking retarded.
I come to games trying to have fun and not tryhard then some moron like that decides to be cheeky, which means now I have to go full tryhard and crush my opponents.
Literally play better when mad.

But sure keep thinking that provoking good players into playing good is to your advantage.

>>124720694
Nobody cares nerd.
lmao

>>124720694
> i get my feelings hurt in a video game
Nice emotional stability you have.

>>124720332

Also, the guy who says " lol u mad it's just a game calm down" when you are giving advices to new players. Well now I'm mad yes.

>>124720694
Well, that low level shitter gets you riled up because you're a manchild and then he leaves because what he said was at the end of the game. All he's doing is making sure you shit all over some other players making them hate the game more because some angry high level asshole is making the game horribly unbalanced.

It's not provoking people to gain an advantage, it's just to provoke, and you fall for it every time because again, you're a manchild. You're one of the reasons people leave this game, congrats.

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>>124720694
You're the exact type of player that shit works on best, lmao

Why dont you bring out your Fragger/Vasilli/Sparks and just hide in a safe spot all game while building your KDR, it'll still feel like a win for you even if your team still gets stomped

>>124720694
>>124720694
Are you Corrosion X because ur pretty shit when livid lmao

No seriously he is shit when he starts to let loose hackusations

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>>124720694
>getting this mad at video games
>being this shit at dirty bomb

>>124721130
>feelings hurt
Anon, it's more about the fact I get pissed easily.

>>124721457
>I know how the story goes every time because I get rekt by high level players.

No. Only if he stays and is on the enemy team then I wreck the enemy team.
>>124721889
I said win, Which means I don't sit back and "farm my kdr". It means I actually make pushes happen and take out most of the enemy team by myself.

>>124722745
But I said I play better when I am mad, cause I actually try to win instead of just dick around.

>>124723225
Yeah I get mad retards, but unlike you I am actually a good player.

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>>124723546
>all this damage control

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>>124723546
>damage controlling

>>124723795
>>124724037
You seem desperate.

>>124723546

lol u mad it's just a game calm down

>>124723546
>Anon, it's more about the fact I get pissed easily.
Time to see a psychiatrist anon.

>>124724198
He won't get me a gf.

>>124724198
>I get mad at random idiots in video games
>this man needs help of a professional
I think the cock is blocking the oxygen to your brain, perhaps try to dislodge it form your mouth every once in a while.

>>124724248
>pretending to be somebody else

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>>124724093
You seem mad on line

>>124724698
>I think the cock is blocking the oxygen to your brain, perhaps try to dislodge it form your mouth every once in a while.

Yea my bad I'll get the top men on the job. Because it looks like someone is really getting butt hurt.

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>>124723546
>getting mad at a game
>getting mad at people on 4chan
>getting mad when you're wrong

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>>124725402
>getting mad when you're wrong
But I am not wrong.

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Ara ara~ I feer genki!

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Would you let Sparks prod you?

>>124726243
Ara ara~ I feer kinky! :3

>>124726727
She fears the kinky.

>>124726838
She have a reason. I would do unspeakable things with her.

Is Dirty Bomb all kinds of fucked today on EU servers for anyone else?

My latency ingame is 40, my latency outside of game is 40, but all kinds of weird shit is happening.

Bomb not planting at pylons, no prompt for F even appears (yes I was carrying)
Reload animations not even playing, sometimes working.
Falling through floors or just suddenly being downstairs instead of upstairs.

What the fuck is happening? Latency is definitely fine. The gunfights all more or less worked as expected in that regard.

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Why are Fletcher mains such big bullies?

>>124728330
> execution
Theres your problem

>>124729095
because autistic kira mains are all gay homo keks and want to be rammed by BBC

there isnt a single kira main here who isnt a faggot who erps with other dudes on steam

>>124729993
The game decided to take me anally today and give me 30 rounds of execution and Vasilli in squad.

>>124731748
>hates kira and kira mains
Don't worry one day you will join us as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-dA3qAgQtI

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>>124731919
DUMB
WEEB
BITCH

>>124731919
That feel when playing Nader, Kira, Aura/Sparks only because I always play female qt characters in video games.

>>124728330
the game becomes less and less playable each day the servers stay up without maintenance

>>124732839
I do not understand this fetishism. In an rpg i'd rather build a character that looks like me. And in shooters i'd rather play characters that have enjoyable and useful playstyles. What does playing an attractive female do for you?

>>124732839
Time to go outside and get a gf anon.

Question for weebs/waifufags

Say the dirty bomb merc cast all fell into a certain hot springs pool and came out as very attractive persons of the opposite sex. Would you still main charas like Kira and Proxy? Who would be you're new waifu?

My most played chara becomes a smoking hot Spanish lady surgeon with a mask and prosthetic leg

>>124731919

dem legggs tho

Kira has been holding out on me

>>124733568
Yeah, I know, but girls don't love me ;_;

>>124733934
>Question for weebs/waifufags
>Say the dirty bomb merc cast all fell into a certain hot springs pool and came out as very attractive persons of the opposite sex. Would you still main charas like Kira and Proxy? Who would be you're new waifu?
>My most played chara becomes a smoking hot Spanish lady surgeon with a mask and prosthetic leg


Not sure if Felix the pussy cat or Dick Stroker

>>124733934
I would still main Nader because I like her play style.

>>124734454
Asian girls are ugly without makeup though, and Nader have best ass and legs, Aura is the second.

>>124735210

I´d say the average looking woman is meh regardless of what nationality they are.

Asian women tend to be slimmer though, since they get cardiovascular diseases and other health problems at a much lower fat % than western people.

Also, the biggest reason to get a japanese gf is for the cute behaviour and waifu feels. Foods good too

>>124735210
The ass part is right tho. Asians = little to no ass, unless they actually lift

someone senpai share kf2 with me

As someone who just recently got into this shit, anyone recommend buying any of the character bundles?

>>124738134
wat

>>124738175
They are pretty much the only thing worth buying in my opinion. You might want to wait for Christmas to see if they have another sale. Oh and there are no refunds for mercs you already own if you buy a bundle and happen to have one of them already unlocked.

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>>124738793
I consider myself more of a lone ranger kind of guy, ya feel me?
I understand theres a lot of teamplay involved in this game but I'm looking for a character that handles things well by himself. Lately I've just been going double digit kills/0-2 deaths while leveling as Nader.

>>124739673
Fragger or any of the Fire support mercs are what you want. Start by getting the M92 card for Skyhammer, playing the shit out of him and then working your way from there, if you want more tankiness get Fragger, if you like the way he plays and want something for different maps/playstyles then the other fire supports. A 5 man competitive team will usually have a Fragger as main DPS and a Nader or fire support as second DPS so those might be the roles that interest you.

>>124739673

Arty. Best merc for doing missions, Burst Rifles are great and you'll learn to aim with them.

Phoenix, best autoheal in the game, great SMG.

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>>124740023
Thanks for the information, I'll keep it all in mind. And I'll wait til' Xmas gets closer before I make any money decisions.

>>124739673
>>124740423
oh god not this fuck

cant you just stay away from this game

>>124740628
Yo please, you know you love me in BF4

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>>124733934
Super sexy Chinese Arty, spelled "Artie"

>>124740678
Btw that Sparks didn't revive him she refused to the whole game and he was getting pissed and squeaking

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Feels BF1942 man.

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>>124736679
Tfw no Aura gf to sit on your face.

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>>124741930

So...how long before the forums start crying EXPLOIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l008HlduqaU

>>124743095

Why even bother? most guns in this game barely have any recoil(not that i'm complaining)

Anyone knows how to fix the bug where I can't save my settings ? I have to adjust my audio and one frame interval option every time I launch the game.

>>124743095
Don't worry fagal3th is already on it with full power ;3

>>124744223
Your config file is set to read only

>>124743830
It's about spread, not recoil, you mongoloid.

>>124743095
delete this

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>>124740678
>>124740678

>>124744379

I was going to reply seriously but then I realized you were memeing on me so well played.

fgt

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>>124743095
>mfw the m14

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who here /doesn'tgiveashitiftheywinorlose/

>>124749461
"ye olde buttcheeks" is the best name in the game

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>>124749461
Ah substance the greatest KDR farmer in this general.

>>124749768
that's not true

>>124750384
Yeah, remember that nigga who posts his 60% accuracy all the time?

>>124750683

>Yeah, remember that nigga who posts his 60% accuracy all the time?

remember how much he cried when he got banned?

good times.

>>124750384
Name me one guy who sits back safely and farms up his KDR while the team loses as consistently as substance.

>>124750683
Substance accuarcy is 32% though.
He is a safe player, not necessarily the most accurate.

>>124749461
As long as I feel like I did well, I don't really mind losing. Some games are too hard to coordinate the pubs and they won't listen to anyone so I give up trying and just go for kills or do silly things like rush in with knife.

>>124750903
The man's an opportunist.

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>>124749461

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>>124750903

>>124751505
hohoooooo I see you have improved it by 2% since last time.

>>124751505
When you gonna stream?

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Aura's looking a little kawaii these days.

>>124751924
soon

>>124752327
Gewd.

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give it to me straight, doc

>>124752753
better than I was at level 10

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>>124751505

>>124749461
I played against you today, you're unfucking godly with that AR.

>tfw I had /dbg/ as my clan tag playing with someone from /dbg/

>>124752753
Doesn't really matter if you don't average pretty numbers as long as you win.

>>124752327
Post when the stream is up, I'm gonna watch from work or while eating dinner

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800 hours to go.
No I don't think i'm good I just enjoy going fast and using the laser in spots people don't know about

"Stat tracking was a mistake, its nothing but trash"-/dbg/

>>124753781
>"Stat tracking was a mistake, everybody can see we are trash"-/dbg/
There fixed that for you.

>>124753545
Jesus Christ

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>>124753545

>fagger
>le bomb man

stupid kira player

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>>124754038
Its not very hard to make it to my top 3

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>>124752753

>fagger

eeeeew

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>>124754376

>80 hours less
>only 4k kills gap

phantom > weaboo slut

>>124754668
That's fine some people are better then others.

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>>124754937

What is so attractive about kira? I have 3 other people on my list who main her.

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>>124754389
>phantom

dunno if it's just me, but I've become a huge fan of Phoenix. You can either team play, or lone wolf it if your team is being bad.

>>124755208
Haven't you been reading the thread?

Refer to this post >>124731919

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>mfw I realized Arty is the most versatile merc in the game

Finalized tier list of the mercs I have unlocked:

Nader = Arty > Fragger > Skyhammer > Bushwacker > Aura > Fletcher > Vasilli > Phantom
who should I get next

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>>124755578

>tfw phantom main
>arty is my "i want to destroy the whole team and get 20k xp" option

hes so fucking good

>>124755387

I perfer arty to her, I tried her out during free week and I just cant like her over based china man for long range assfucking

>>124755795
I kinda wanna get Phantom but I don't really know how to manage the cloak. I always was a shit spy in TF2. Other that Arty I play Sawbonez or Aura sometimes, but I am a BR addict.

>>124755795
>I perfer arty to her for long range assfucking
That's cool, considering you want to stick at a longer range and provide fire support arty fits that better.
Kira is for aggressive players that like to zip around the map and get close.

>>124749461
>implying you dont get extremely salty everytime you lose

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>>124756061

its something you naturally get the feel of after like a few days of playing him

hes not really a spy because his cloak is hilariously ineffective unless you really make it work like crouch walking alongside a wall with action going on then hes hard to spot

you just mostly always take the back routes or jump up to places people dont look directly into, if a person is looking right at you his cloak is easy to see but if you are in the background its impossible to spot him before he gets those headshots in at which point your only hope is to dodge around and pray his aim is not on point to finish you off

he is truly a unique experience in this game tho, the most fun you can have in pubs for sure because you get to observe retards and basically cherrypick every fight

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>>124756256
To be honest I think he cares about his KDA more than winning. So his team might lose but as long as he can point to himself and say he did a good job he is fine.

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I want Sparks to zap my tiny balls with her REVIVR while she makes out with Fletcher's sweaty nuts.

>>124757170
This is the correct way to play pubs to be honest

Why the fuck does Bamboo exist? Both Cobalt and Silver have two skins, but Gold just had to have three. Why? No one likes this shit; why not remove it?

>>124757681
>winning games is the correct way to play
I agree anon.

>>124755208
Really?
I don't like any of her lines I don't find her "attractive" I think her jacket is nice. I only really play kira Because I like her speed and weapons along with what I can do with her laser with the map (being able to stop a disarm from spawn on dome is nice and its possible to kill/stall most of the def team on bridge with her laser if your good enough)

but outside of that no I don't really *like* kira I think shes fine I played sawbones in the alpha so if I ever top playing her I just jump back on him or aimee depending on what she gets

>>124757842
what I'm saying is I don't care if we lost as long as I played well, because that means it wasn't my fault that we lost, theres no sense in getting mad at my team mates because they weren't good enough. If we lose and I played like shit then I'll except that I could have played better, and try to improve on that. If we win and I got carried then I don't really feel any accomplishment, it means I need to get better so I don't get carried next time.

Pubs are really all about self improvement, and nothing else.

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>>124758529

As long as you have fun it does not matter if you win or not since there is literally no difference other then you win or you lose text

>>124758529
See the problem is that you set your "did good" as average.
If your standards were a little higher and you actually expected yourself to carry the shitters then you winning would be an obvious outcome.

>Pubs are really all about self improvement, and nothing else.
Correct so why can't you carry a bunch of shitters vs another group of shitters that you should be able to kill single-handedly.


>>124758810
keep telling yourself that shitterbee, it's why you will be shit forever.

>>124752285
Is that a kira skin on aura?

>>124757170
>hiding your name

lel stupid weeb

>>124758970
well thats my problem at the moment i'm not good enough yet to consistently carry the shitters. Good enough to top frag but not good enough to carry. I recently became tired of getting mad at myself and my team mates, so if I can at least get the highest score on the server I can be happy. Helps to have some positivity you know? I'm definetly not settling for average, I'm still working hard to improve.

>>124752443
>>124753483
just started it fammy's

>>124759024

apparently

>>124759858
What's stream url

>>124759963
bombdetected

>>124759846
> Helps to have some positivity you know?
Good to hear.
But you don't have to be mad. I just do it for fun and because it makes me play better.
But you can totally just expect yourself to carry the team and be calm about it. Once you have that standard set and accept it as such you will no longer make excuses.
You can't blame your teammates since you are supposed to carry them no matter what they do.
You can no longer justify dying needlessly, killing low priority targets vs good players.
So on and on.

My point is it's pubs, you first accept the burden of carrying shitters and only then do you learn to carry that weight.
Not the other way around.

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felix or moa?

>>124759024
...it is indeed
wonder if the aryan fletcher has that same skin too

Since most if not all of the guns in this game have some basis in reality is there a real life version of the BR?

I love that rifle man.

>>124761930
it's just one of the millions of different m16 variants

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>>124760664
did somebody say white?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l008HlduqaU

>ADS for a split second and the spread resets

lol

>>124762082
that's just weird lighting

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>>124761930
Its a H&K416 or a m4a4

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>>124762250

>>124759858
What did you used to play before DB.

>>124762515
csgo

>>124762092
inb4 someone complains about the spread "exploit" and it get removed

>Subz joining a server with PixelPopper in it

Which team will lose first? Subz or Pixel's

Man, exploding Heidi is so piss easy I can feel myself getting dumber and dumber as I play her. I start making retarded mistakes that I usually don't on other mercs.

>>124762806
well this is an actual exploit

>>124762901
5 dollers say pixel bitches out and switch teams like he always do.

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>be a Vaseline main
>try out combat Sparks
>do 2x better than before
>never run out of ammo
>never die
>revive teammates every now and then
>unlimited XP
Sparks is fucking broken.

>>124763871
No no! She takes skill, SKILL! :)

>>124762253
Go to work Tsuka

>>124762901
>>124763719
>PixelPopper
Literally trash at the game

why is bridge in the game still

>>124764681
Because it's better than Trainyard

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Why don't they just go ahead and remove the Dreiss from the game instead of adding insult to injury every patch with irrelevant buffs? Just replace it with another pistol like the M9 or Selbstadt on each card.

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What's he so surprised about?

>>124765195
He's surprised at how shit he is.

>>124765195
Because some people are willingly playing him.

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>2nd objective gets taken
>kill 10 people as they try to turn it in
>not a single one noticed me keking them from the balcony

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>>124765184
Bit the bullet anon. Use it get kills against shitters while using a shit gun and feel good. That's what i have to do.

>>124765070
ur shit

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>>124765624
we talking about bad cards?

>>124764681
Because it's the best map in game.

>>124766098
If you like brain dead easy wins as defender.

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>>124766083
cough

>>124766353
Stop playing with shitters in 8v8 servers.

>>124766353
>as defender
>not playing stopwatch

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Will i regret it?

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GOD NO

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>>124766960
No.

>>124766960
yes, don't do it. I really wish I had burned my credits in a fire instead of getting thunder

>>124766960
get rhino instead

>>124728330
I'm a bit late but this morning i played on the EU servers and there was a skymemer on the enemy who would kill me with a good second or two of latency, Like i would die and my body would teleport back and i've never had that happen before in my 160 hours of gameplay.

>>124766960
Never buy a merc with your last 50k credits. You never know when another promotion comes asking you to buy rhino within 2 days to get a rare obsidian card.

>>124766960
He's fun as fuck and great design, but his nade sucks. It's actually worse to direct hit people because they aren't flashed. Concussion barely obscures your vision and you're barely hindered. I've killed 3 people after being concussed. It's better to flash people.

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>>124765195
Why do you think?

I have a crush on Sparks

>>124767695
She has nice tits

>>124767612
Fucking perfect anon

>>124767695
I like her yoga pants

>>124768143
you have nice tit5

>>124760593
pick the one you think looks best Anon, It's not like it'll matter much.

>>124760593
Choosing the perfect card to go 3/28?

>Play one stopwatch
>Get all quests complete

Is there a greater feeling?

>>124770862
Yeah, do em all in objective.

>>124770862
Press X to cancel mission.
Best feeling ever.

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csgo is dead boys.

>>124771421
How come? What did they do?

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7 new dlc-s have been added. Prepare your wallets, christmas is coming.

>>124771661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=docpCrdYvZQ

>>124771661
A new revolver has pinpoint accuracy even while while moving and one shots through armor.

>>124771882
So basically what Phantom was on release day?

>>124771882
>>124771896
No idea what's happening here, these people talking sound like complete morons.

THIS IS A SATAN MADE WEAPON HIMSELF I LIKE IT I NOT LIKE IT CRAZY SHIT MANG LIKE WHOA YEAH UH HUH BEAVIS UH HUH HUH

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>>124771867
>7 new store packs for Christmas
Man if they're anywhere as good as the Containment War deals this will be fucking sweet.

>>124771882
He sounds like a mouth breather and can't aim for shit.

>>124771882
>My aim is too good now
>Misses three shots on a guy standing still few meters away

Is this the average CS player?

>>124772747
>We’ve also adjusted weapon balance to reward taking your time to aim.

Straight from cs patch notes.

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>degenerate high levels that play fragger against sub 10's

>I can't aim for shit
>26% accuracy
at least I play the objective

>>124773640
I hear you. 27% for me, but all the weapons I commonly use are like 23-26%. I have as many hours as some of the people in this thread and notably less kills and accuracy. Still, every now and then, I get to go hard and poop on people, even ones who are decently skilled. Just went 30/6 and that's really exciting for me, since I'm about as skilled as someone with 1/3 of my play time.

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>>124773640
>28% with M4
>35% with both Burst Rifles

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>>124775084
>Have better accuracy with Stark than shotguns

I don't understand.

>>124775203
>>124775084

burst rifles are really easy to hit

>>124773640
>40.4% accuracy
>used to be 46%
either playing Rhino really affects your accuracy stats or I just got worse.

>>124775286
tbf I used to shoot the EV and also some generators a shit ton with my M4

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Luck based game.

>>124775382
Rhino's minigun doesn't affect your accuracy Anon, What does really affect your overall acccuracy is if you've used a weapon for the first time like Thunder's LMG or that Kukri that's on some of red eye/stoker's cards.

>>124775549
I believe in suppressive fire, so I'll shoot doorways and shit to scare the enemy.

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>>124775794
Fucking Kekri

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>see a fellow Kira main in a pub
>check their profile
>anime avatar
>V57
>we both kawaii spam until the match ends
the end

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>>124776382

you sure love kira and anime haha

>>124775686
>21/9 or 23/10

>>124775686
>Mac the blue faggot

Some day I want to play against those forum memers and kick their shit in so hard they'll cry exploits.

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nice skin

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>mfw most of the weapons have empty picatinny rails
>mfw card mods are likely going to be a thing in the future

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>>124777748
>tfw got not-shit cw cards

Only remotely bad one I got (out of 5) was a no-nitros rhino card.

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>>124773607
They fucking forced me to do it man

I just wanted to be kawaii with Kira but I got sick of getting oneshotted while dodging 3 grenade launchers at once

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thanks based god

>>124782780

>having fagger unlocked

kill thy self

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>>124783628
> not having fragger unlocked

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Should I unlock her?

>>124784226
Nope.

>>124784226
are playing on a fuckin gameboy color?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP2zj2cPsbM&feature=youtu.be

The aim of an average kira main

>>124784574
Kira is a terrible merc

inb4 KIDF

>>124783628
>Not getting the code that unlock fragger for free
Free mec is free mec

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>>124784574
Watching that made me drink my bleach.

>>124784574
>Missing shots on Thunder

This has to be fake.

>>124784574
Dreiss should be changed so that it fires exploding shells.

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Remember when dreiss was "good"?

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>>124786345

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F51reNjPHj4

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>analcrusade the other team as Kira and Sparks
>one high-level fag in their team gets me once
>teabags
>check profile
>DB-avatar, DBNation steam group
>proceed to teabag him every time I kill him
>win
>tell him that competitive DB is a joke
>he goes mental in chat
F R U S T R A T E D

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>>124788006
>low level shitter gets a lucky kill on me, teabags
>next game he's on my team, when he's low on health don't heal him and let him die
>don't revive or if I do it's a quick tap revive and only when there's still danger present
>throw medpacks on his dead body instead of reviving

heh, that'll teach him

Here we go. First ever Cobalt Arty trade up.

>>124789395
inb4 "Cool"

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>>124789395
Well I forgot the first image, but I got this. It looks great, so I'm happy for that.

>>124789606
good perks but I don't really care for the outfit

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>>124789606

>>124789606
Not the worst you could have gotten. Definitely usable but it could've been better.

>>124789606
>>124789806
What's good about those perks? You have more than enough ammo packs without any ammo improving perks. Only somewhat usable perk is the focus one but you don't ironsight too often anyways.

>>124790072
You ever get a "Support XP" quest?
Slap that on an dispense ammo at spawn to complete your quest in a matter of seconds

>>124790072
B42 is for when you have to feed EVERY gun on your team at once. Just don't stop tapping E all game.

>>124789806
>>124789943
>>124790018
Yeah, it's definitely okay. I have a gold crown and swiss in B81 so I already use that a lot. This would just feel like a step down.

I never said the perks were good, just that it looks nice. Perks are okay for 8vs8 in terms of ammo vomit I guess.

So the question now is, I have this Arty card and a shitty Stoker cobalt. Do I save up and trade in both of those for another Arty try?

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>>124790235
Let it ride

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>>124790235
Go for it.