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Wears the content edition
>CURRENT PATCH
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52402/gta-online-kek-now-available
Shit no one cares about:
>Boner Games Guide:
http://mediafire.com/download/f7ymmhia55ybhy9/GTA+Kek+guide.pdf
>Add OPIATE and qt to your filter for a better thread experience
http://opiatelovescock.cum/dong
>Unlocks by Rank
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>Older threads (Archive)
http://archive.foolz.us/vg/search/subject/%2Fgtag%2F/type/op/
>/gtag/ Tripfag circlejerk "crew"
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community
>Heists :^)
http://aretheheiststhereyet.com
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ooga booga where da wite woman at
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>>124656446
derricks basement
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>>124656137
POST THEM HOT MEMES
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>>124657468
>fingercircle.jpg
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>>124656137
>http://aretheheiststhereyet.com
Why is this still in the OP?
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>>124660506
Better than PCkuck junk
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Are we getting content this week?
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>>124661386
>content
>ever
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>>124661386
what game do you think this is, payday 2?
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I might be in the minority on this but I'm a big fan of the new 6-seater chopper - Super Volito
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>>124663338
Yeah. It's pretty cool.
Get five of your friends in it for me, so when I rocket it I can get 6 kills.
Thanks.
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>>124663338
>no weapons
>the second your helicopter icon appears on the map homing launchers will be in your ass
>you are die
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>>124663972
>no weapons
there are other things to do in this game besides shooty shooty bang bang
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>>124664703
but muh k/d
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Both versions of the Cognoscenti look great. Those wheels hnnnnnnngggg
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Anyone still playing? About to bootup right now.
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>>124668231
Nope, game is dead. Go home.
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The entire chat during the live stream event Friday and the one today was filled with children begging for the new content.
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>>124668284
what car is that
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save this thread
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>>124670028
Tampa
>>124668284
That's absolutely how it should be, we should be getting monthly updates at this point with dead gen finally left behind
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ALERT
UPDATE CONFIRMED FOR THURSDAY. ANNOUNCEMENT TOMMOROW
I REPEAT UPDATE ON THURSDAY
GET HYPE
E
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H
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P
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ALERT
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>>124663338
If it handles like a frogger/Valkyrie, you can bet your ass you'll see me main that garbage.
Also, by the looks of how wide the tail flaps are, you can't dodge homo missiles coming from behind when you execute the maneuver.
>>124666228
Buying the cog, with no survivors, now I just want a Windsor 4 door editionsuper diamond is an ugly piece of shit, windsor is a proper rolls
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I never fucking get tired of this track. This one and a few others are worth having on my music machine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUe_UOuRYSw
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>>124674383
God damn, I forgot that there's actual variety in the official soundtrack.
When can we get some of those songs in online just to spice it up a bit.
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>>124675180
A lot of them do show up in online. Actually I noticed they seem to play a lot more often than they used to.
The Mr. Philips track will play during some Blaine County missions and Gang Attacks.
So will this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJnefvzjgMc
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>>124675574
I just hear the police chase tune since it seems to override everything else.
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>>124676904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeRaKyQBF24
This one.
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so what the fuck is with this shit OP and where is my archive link?
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UPDATE IN 5 hours BTW
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>>124677975
Been away for a while, is the update Christmas related or something? Would you happen to have a link to some notes?
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>>124678761
>>124677975
>>124677830
fuck off nessi, enough with the samefag shit
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>>124678761
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>>124678860
>>124678950
the fuck
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Cool, new thread. Anyone not a GTAO fag, and knows any good ENB/Reshade presets for single player?
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>>124679698
nee dlink to old thread and also why is teh OP so shit?
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>>124679698
Gtao is the Game single player is just a tutorial with easter egg mini games.
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>>124679698
Nice Autisum.
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Widdly when you see this, respond.
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>>124681598
hi.
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>>124680564
This whole general is shit and the OP reflects that
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I don't believe you, Widdly would never call himself Widdly.
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Finally bought a PS4 after suffering on povo gen for ages. How much >fun will I have?
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What are the haps, /gtag/? Anything new lately (since those shitty Halloween cars)? What's rumoured to be coming for Xmas?
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>>124681982
>ps4
Not even hating on the PS4 in general, but for this game specifically, it's fucking deader than shit. PC is the only populated platform left and it's full of skiddies and GTAG is on life support.
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>>124682069
Bummer.
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>>124682130
Rude
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>>124668284
>phoenix spawned
shut this ruse down
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>>124683239
The models are from a French hacker who logged into R*s ftp site and downloaded a bunch of work in progress files during the time change on Halloween night. Then he posted them to GTANF. This shit has been floating around since November 1st. Keep up.
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>>124683239
>never heard of model swapping
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>>124684058
>>124684202
all this damage control
>GUYS ITS REAL I SWEAR MY DAD WORKS AT R*
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There's also a new garage which means at the very least we're getting apartments in a new building
http://youtu.be/HeSO5rH1KKM
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>>124684556
That looks like a mansion in the hills.
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>>124684556
Okay now you have my interest.
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what do you use for the valley time trial?
bati? hakuchou? t20?
i keep getting 2 seconds over par, am I just bad?
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>>124673007
xmas update incoming
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Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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>>124689371
how many reminders of this do we need man
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>>124689371
what happened
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>>124688074
pls help
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>>124689525
Maybe 5 more today.
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>>124688074
this is fuckign impossible
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Does autohotkey not work anymore with gtao?
I'm trying to bind sending "cück" to global but it won't have it.
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>Multiplayer:
>Script hook closes the game when player goes Online, this is done because
the game reports installed mods list to R* while being in Online mode.
Does that mean you have to remove SCV every time you want to hop online?
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>>124693381
yes
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Can I create a Dave Lister character for the online part with the R* shitty editor?
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>>124693381
Or you just use a mod manager...
>>124693018
lol cück meme is my favorite XD cück cück LOLOLOLOL CÜCKED XDD
Grow up nigger.
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>>124694134
>...
>nigger
You first
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Is there atrainerfor online yet ? I'm bored of being level locked for the cool things
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>>124694446
How long have u been gone?
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>>124694134
>being this mad about fun memes
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>>124694134
Isn't griefing the only point to gtao?
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>>124694786
For about 5 months I think,last time I played you could have fun,now the Online is just an open world deathmatch
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>>124689979
Crew member A disliked crew member B, crew member B was kicked, reinvited, and kicked a few times, and crew member A decided he hated the crew and wanted to ruin it with fighting, a "NEETs vs alphas" thing that seems a whole lot like projection to me, and endless posting of emoticons and "Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general". I still don't know everything that went down but this is what I've gathered.
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>>124681598
This is he.
>>124681702
This is not he.
>>124681770
This is correct. I'm very bitter about being called "widdly" and every time it happens I sob quietly.
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>>124695026
infamous is what your looking for. "injecting" the trainer is the new method
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>>124695026
>now the Online is just an open world deathmatch
Waaah, my crime and murder simulator mostly consists of players committing crimes and murdering each other! I wanted Second Life with better graphics! Waaaaah!
The "open-world deathmatch" is the best part of GTA Online.
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Level locks and health/armor disparities should be removed.
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>>124696461
And remove the only progression in the game that isn't P2W?
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>>124697402
>having to grind so you can compete with a neet on a level playing field
Yeah I can do without that "progression".
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>>124697930
Okay kid
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>>124697402
Nothing is p2w in this game, retard.
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>>124699647
Why do you think CounterStrike became so popular.
Because the rules are the same for everyone.
No progression, no bullshite.
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>>124695259
So how do I "inject" the trainer ?
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>>124705483
Grab a needle, find a veinIt's an .exe that you run when in singleplayer
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Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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>>124705642
Care to give me a link my good man ?
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Where is the update we were promised today?
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>>124705916
Google "Infamous GTAV trainer"
Should be on MPGH or something
Make an account and DL it
Don't put the .exe in your install folder, or you'll get banned
Always launch it when in singleplayer, never anywhere else
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These masks better be buyable for everyone now.
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52541/new-every-bullet-counts-adversary-mode-now-available-to-play
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>>124707286
I really hope they aren't just to see the assrage
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>>124706109
Thanks man
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>>124707286
WOW SWEET ANOTHER GAME MODE NO ONE WILL PLAY IN 2 DAYS AMAZING UPDATE I SURE DO LOVE LITERALLY NO ACTUAL CONTENT TO ENTICE ME TO PLAY A DEAD GAME
>interiors
>in the game mode only
So close
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>>124709024
christmas update will likely be announced next week and go live the one after that
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>>124707286
All you have to do is go around pistol whipping everyone.
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>>124706102
No/ Never believe the memers on here when they say an update is coming. If you don't see it on Rockstar's site it isn't happening.
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>>124710758
And if you actually want to play it you will have to be in auto aim where the marksman pistol will be op as fuck
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>>124710036
We haven't had an update since October 21st, this better be more than a lazy Christmas update
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Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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>>124711717
>this better be more than a lazy Christmas update
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lizard squad is going to shut down the servers for the christmas snow like they did last year
also they said you would get a special surprise for logging on christmas day and all it was were different types of ammo and a red ski mask thing
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>>124714985
They should just stick to fucking up Sonys servers
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>>124715294
I agree solely because two of the biggest faggots in this general play on them.
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CONTACT MISSION CREATOR
WWWHHHHEEEEEEENNNNN
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Says no to getting $bux.
Get's crashed.
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Welcome to Grand Theft Auto Online
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>>124716187
Never, now go kill yourself.
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>>124716187
As soon as we get a filter for joining unverified garbage
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welcome to gta v online, poodles and rabbits are out to get you
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>>124717309
>Cheating
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Remember when this game was good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo4C9KpyCCo
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>>124715294
actually to make things fair only pc should get shut down for christmas so they can know how it feels
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>>124717709
ofc, its fun
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>>124717740
>PC should get shutdown
>PC doesn't rely on shit like PSN/xbox live
>Lizardshits knock down Steam
>can still play because don't have the steam version
like I care, thats like saying you can stop people from playing p2p games just but DDoSing the game, but you can't because p2p
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Snow when?
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>>124719228
20th
0
t
h
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>>124717309
Alternate view
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>>124719228
Midnight on the 25th until midnight on the 26th.
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>>124719565
why would you burn the pupper?
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>find a way to consistently steal a P996 from FZ
>kids being annoying as fuck
>off the radar
>shoot their bitch ass
>disconnected from session
>REPEAT 4 TIMES IN A ROW
I feel like I'm not "modder" enough to play GTA
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>>124719770
It was satanic and did not even die from fire.
i don't "like" dogs. They doesn't fit into my autistic world view.
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>>124719972
I have been forged from the depths of hell to be a doggo on earth, flames do nothing to me
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>>124719972
What about the bunny
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>>124719770
So it sleeps tight
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>>124720118
I didn't burn that one.
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Also you got to kill the dogs before they lay eggs.
Motherfucking eggs.
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>>124720507
some motherfucking script kiddie spawned a thousand clones of me(the real pupper) and I killed myself and all the puppers went wild
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>>124720658
>Calls others script kiddies
>Uses menu's himself
kek look at this script kiddie
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>>124719960
make it 5
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Have you ever fought a hyrda that refuses to use the cannon in a buzzard, it's pretty fun.
He kept trying to fly straight down from above for his missiles to hit, then he made quick friends with the ground.
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>>124681190
>this is what online fags use to justify GTAO
>>124681317
>said the GTAO player
'avin fun with those grinds and locked away "no fun allowed" content m8?
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This is highly recommended for optimal comfy nights.
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uninstalled this POS game. had more fun in Garrys Mod than gta 5. thanks for the 60 gigs of harddrive room back
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>>124728243
bye blater
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>>124728243
thanks for sharing
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F
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>>124728683
You look like a fucking queer
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>>124728243
Kill yourself
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So has anyone actually played the new gamemode or are we just going the usual route of "Where's heists2".
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5nck-oekBI
/gtag/ attempts an F1 race
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>>124726942
I rather use these
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>>124729859
Yeah me. Nolsbowls.
Its like slasher but fun payouts arnt great.>>124687983
That is a New gun.
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>>124687983
>>124688061
this reminds me
>Rockstar still hasn't updated the Ammunation interior to add the new weapons on the wall.
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>>124731228
They'll fit.
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A mystery is solved.
Get ready to play the game with this fancy new card.
Approved by Lester.
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More Lester posting.
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Goddammit where are the tellers
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>>124733415
i think i used to have one of those
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>>124734507
>>124733415
Careful anon, that's now Lester spies on you when you're in the shower.
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>>124733415
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Which ring looks the nicest guys? I wanna treat myself
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>>124734871
don't you see him?
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>>124735418
how about you buy some rope and hang yourself, slut
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>>124733171
No I'm talking about how when you walk in, there's still an empty wall with nothing on it - and until you open up the store menu, is when the new weapons appear on the wall.
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>>124734871
>>124735418
>literally avatarfagging
kill yourself pc.kek cancer, fucking pathetic
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>>124735596
It's been that way since 360 launch.
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>>124735698
>>124735558
Please just get along and have fun, it's all I ever wanted, you guys are making me feel sad.
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>>124735723
I know, but it's such an easy and simple thing to do - why don't they do it?
I added a few of the weapons to the wall in SP with the Map Editor mod, but it's so fucking tedious because the retard who designed the script forces the game into some crazy camera angle.
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Lester's in for a big surprise when he gets home
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>>124737039
OKAY, YOU BETTER TAKE OFF.
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>>124737039
>those nasty granny textures
gross
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>>124696461
No. No.
No.
>>124697402
Wat.
>>124729859
Locked away content is for L337 only.
Some fun you just gotta earn.
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>>124737993
>Wat.
Shark Cards mean that only NEETs have to grind for cash. Richfags can just drop a few hundred dollars and get everything.
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>>124737993
I'm talking about the new LTS that was added today.
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>>124738603
Having a goldplated jet gives no advantage.
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>>124737993
Can't compete with newbies otherwise?
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>>124696461
>>124737993
If GTAO worked more like Red Dead Redemption's multiplayer, it would be perfect.
Shit unlocked by levels, if you get it the weapon or vehicle before said level you can keep it for the session, money isn't a factor, the bounty system etc.
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>>124738694
Adversary* that was added today.
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I have a hat made of many myselves. How do I get rid of that?
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Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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So has anyone deleted the crew feed?
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>>124739493
Nope, nevermind something broken on my end.
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new patch when
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>>124739586
Thanks, very helpful! Reminder that NEETs are cancer etcetc!
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>FiveMEME is officially dead
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>>124716427
cute character bruh
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>>124741743
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>>124707286
Why are they forcing adversary so hard? It's a shit game mode.
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>>124742226
Have you even played it? Adversary has a bunch of little mini gamemodes in it, Hasta la Vista is fun as hell.
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>>124742045
More of the same where that comes from.
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>>124739408
Kill yourself with an RPG until all of the clones are dead.
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>>124739408
Go into single player then go back into Online.
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>>124744282
Don't have one
>>124744553
Thanks
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Hello all
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>>124737039
>those feet
The PS2 can play GTA V?
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>>124730832
enjoy getting banned
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>>124745339
Welcome to hell.
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Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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>>124747278
Shut up console fag
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dead
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>>124748027
yer ma
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>>124737039
I would lick those feet
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Does the PS3 version of Liberty City Stories have proper widescreen support? Also, worth 10$?
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>>124745327
Then use a homing launcher or a grenade launcher or gain even a modicum of critical thinking ability, retard.
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>>124751302
Looks like it does have widescreen support in the options and I don't know since I didn't get LCS.
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>>124750998
Degenerate
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>>124751908
Don't have either
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>>124751912
So did the PS2 version but it just cropped the screen, I was asking if it has proper widescreen support but I googled some gameplay vids and from what I can tell its just a 1:1 copy of the ps2 version, it also runs like shit
Guess I'll just emulate
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>play a bit
>blow up a tacticool shitter kuruma
>close after 15 minutes
do I need to be a neet to enjoy this again?
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>>124752743
you have to ruin the general first
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I was playing SP earlier today and was reminded of how much more fun it is than online. I just play online to kill time.
Please, Rockstar, change your mind and make some SP DLC.
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>>124753664
Online would be fun with a session browser and a spawning/teleporting etc command console in sandbox sessions. You can have roleplay sessions for shit that builds your actual characters stats and assets, like we have now, but have progression halt in sandbox sessions with funmenu-like features.
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>>124753664
I really don't get why they aren't making some. It would bring in a lot of money. Look at how well Undead Nightmare sold.
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>>124753664
They wont bother with SP DLC when the online is such a successful cashcow
It actually makes me worried for gta 6
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>>124742226
>It's a shit game mode.
You've never even played them. How would you know?
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>>124753980
I wouldn't be adverse to that. But I like missions more than I like freeroaming.
>>124754765
Probably because the cash online is making.
>>124755309
>It actually makes me worried for gta 6
Same here. Which is a shame because despite its flaws, V is a spectacular game.
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>>124753412
Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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>>124757010
How can you tell they were worthless? Now do you apply a price to a NEET? What if they were discount NEETS that ruined it?
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>>124755928
Online can't be making that much cash, can it? I mean are there really that many people buying shark cards?
Please say no.
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>>124757257
Probably.
I didn't have a problem with shark cards because I was under the impression that it wouldn't effect them making more SP content. I didn't even care about the overpriced stuff in online.
But if the SP is taking a backseat to a shitty glitchfest with worse missions, constant disconnections, no story, and hackers fucking up 8 out of 10 sessions...well in that case, I hate shark cards.
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you guys ever wonder what GTAO would have been like if APB hadn't flopped?
if saints row 4 hadn't flopped?
if watchdogs wasn't dogshit?
if there were any non-R* sandbox game out before 2012 that posed enough of a threat to have Rockstar take notes?
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>>124758672
>if saints row 4 hadn't flopped?
Saints Row 4 didn't flop.
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>>124758831
>>124758672
Also, while Rockstar doesn't take notes as fast as they should, they do take inspiration from other games.
The weapon wheel in V (various games)
The working phone in IV (Saints Row)
GPS (Saints Row)
Car delivery (Saints Row)
FPS open world (arguable Far Cry series)
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>>124758672
We'd still be here, but instead of wondering what if we'd be complaining why we don't make a mass switch to any other game.
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>>124759082
I forgot the free aim from in a car. Saints Row was the first game to have a working system like that.
Cheats exist in SA to let CJ aim in all directions, but it's not as functional as the systems actually programmed to do so.
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>>124757613
I don't understand how people can seriously say that GTAO can be the future of GTA. There's a very big difference in atmosphere between SP and GTAO. You just can't have the same type of experience or style when you're playing online.
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>>124759082
Yet they STILL do not allow custom radio stations or even let you make playlists from the in game songs, which SR1 did in fucking 2006. I don't think you can listen to music while walking either.
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>Play Pacistan
>Immediately cunts kill the civilians
>We get NOOSE called on our asses
>They blow up the bikes, meaning kuckruma escape
>Instead of letting people into the kuckruma like most kuckruma escapees do, he speeds off without letting us in leaving the team to die
>Goes WTF when one of us inevitably dies and the heist fails
>Turns out he was trying to betray us to get our cuts
Some fucking people I swear.
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>>124761560
>>Turns out he was trying to betray us to get our cuts
this makes no sense
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>>124761684
He said this in chat, we told him we succeed together or fail together so let us in the kuruma. He tried this 3 more times until he gave up.
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>>124761772
But you can't take any more or less of the cut than is decided before the finale starts.
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>>124761342
You can make a custom radio station in GTAV PC. You just can't have it be MP3 player-esque like SR1.
In Rockstar's defense, Volition also forgot about that awesome feature for 2 whole SR games.
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>>124761895
I don't think he knows how the cut system works.
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>>124762278
So basically op got rekt by a 12 year old.
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Serbia strong
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>>124716187
Fucking This
Man I'd to create my own mission's
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>>124761560
Why do they have complete disregard for their teammates?
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>>124768650
da joos
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>>124768650
Because there's no reason for actual teamwork besides the fact you can't start a setup/finale with less than 4 people, and the obvious mission failed.
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So has anyone played the new adversary, anyone at all?
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>>124718063
Rockstar Services you retarded fuck.
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>>124774537
...... BAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>124774537
Playing game modes? Nah, we'd rather circlejerk in free roam and complain about how there's nothing to do.
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>>124775248
Rude.You're 100% truthful, though.
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maybe if we all bought a sharkcard rockstar might update the game
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>>124757257
Rockstar originally stated they made over 13 million dollars in shark card sales in the first 3 months of the game on the ps3/360. GTAO is a glorified AAA iphone game and it's audience reflects that. It prints money for minimal to no effort.
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>>124776203
Or you could buy a copy of the game and a sharkcard for a friend.
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>>124776203
>>124776609
Nice try, Rockstar.
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>>124776609
you already own the game though
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>>124776518
Wow
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>>124774537
Yeah, gtag is ded though. Two guys on.
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>>124780615
time to kill the thread and crew
it was fun while it lasted
won't miss any of you
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>>124780694
Ps4 crew reporting in
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>>124780694
worthless neet
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>>124753664
Spnhas dlc you unlock shit after you beat the game?
??? Wtf is with you retarded niggers
Pic related its you
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>>124780831
haha the chimp put on a suit! it thinks its people
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Have you guys been keked by Welfare? If you haven't then you guys don't know shit.
>>124774758
>moron says pc should get it
>rockstar services gets keked
>all 4 consoles go down with it
happy?
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>>124781589
>>124780831
Neets.
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>>124767029
You already can.
The Incredible True Story.
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>>124761560
Its harder if your team spilts up the AI will destroy you if you seperate. This is consistent on ps4 and pc.
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Cappin' niggas from sunup to sundown.
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>>124776203
maybe if all pcu.cks killed themselves gta can be good again
notice the moment pcu.ck port was released there has been no content?
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>>124782767
Making shit up. Xbone fags are almost as bad
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I found a way to bring back this game to life.
I'll be offering my Taxi services to anyone asking for them. In return I only ask you to destroy any Uber (black Kuruma) cars you find on your way.
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>>124783507
Menu spawn or do you actually have a taxi in your garage?
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>>124784787
I'm a noted scriptshitter my familia.
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>>124784887
Hey atleast you're not a godmode kek
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Goddamn it, it's too early in the thread to lie down.
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Does anyone ever feel the need to put a bullet in the closet person's head upon hearing the words, "You look like a tranny!" uttered?
I love doing that whenever I have Trevor in a dress.
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>>124789701
>armored kumara
>fallout boy
>female
>man face
>tattoos
you fucked up son
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>>124789701
>>124791026
Lulufia: that's probably you too
Lulufia: hurting my feelings
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>>124789701
Florida sux
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>>124791328
go back to reddit and cry about it there lulufia
>actually buying eso
shame on you lulufia
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>>124792698
me on the bottom
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>>124776203
why that's a fantastic idea friend!
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>>124782608
>raining hell only on weekdays bruh
>>124783313
tfw merc got a scratch that day
tfw it still has it
>>124792698
top lmao, i wish to do this
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tfw you'll never take a gorgeous helicopter to class.
Why live?
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>Friendly reminder
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>>124656137
HOW is this thread still alive? You should all be fucking ashamed of yourselves!
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Get up.
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>>124804724
Stand up
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>cannot enjoy freemode events
>cannot enjoy deathmatches
>cannot enjoy races
>can't even fly around unless solo session/singleplayer
>timed out from session
>session no longer exist
>gtav.exe has stopped working
>hackerkid123 bombed you
>any modders here?
>give money please
>i do anything if you give me money
>please money
>modder senpai pls
>im new can anyone give me money
>can a modder max out my car?
Nice game. Nice community.
Rockstar are a pile of lazy ass faggots.
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Just saw this. From the dude that played Lamar:
>Wow! Where did you hear that from? Imma keep it 1000 with you, originally there was gonna be a different story, with Lamar being deeper involved. However, I caught a case in real life that had me "tied up" for a few months and Rockstar had to move on, so the story became the one you see on GTA V. However, I am EXTREMELY thankful to Rockstar games for sticking with me through such a rough time and allowing me to continue my role as Lamar once I was available to work.
what was the original story about than? wish he knew more about that
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>>124808067
Lamar should have been the PC instead of Franklin but I bet people would be screamin' "DAS RACISSS"
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>>124810317
GTA V: Lamar Davis saves the universe
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>>124810317
>>124810664
On a serious note though, he probably just wouldn't have disappeared from the game after like 3 cutscenes.
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>>124759447
You could point a gun out the window in Mafia: The City of Lost heaven
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>>124775248
GTA is mostly of all a free roaming game.
Everything should be possible to do ad-hoc. And not after long loading screens.
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>>124804761
Stand up for your rights.
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>>124804724
Everybody's gonna move their feet
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>>124776518
GTA Online is Take Two biggest reveneu source
They make more money than Ubisoft and thats with Rockstars GTA V alone
I think they earn way more than 4 million monthly with shark cards
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>>124817764
>more than 4 million monthly
You're fucking retarded.
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>>124817764
Do you happen to have any proofs?
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It's surprising that there have been no further leaks from the upcoming DLC. Usually R* is lazy enough to leave heaps of WIP code in plain view on publicly accessible pages throughout their site and across the various versions of the iFruit app.
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Franklin has let himself go
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>>124811117
Yeah. He does disappear and come back out of nowhere in Lamar Down. That's written in though now as Franklin just ditching the hood completely, and doing stuff with Michael and Trevor the whole time.
I wonder if we just lost some missions featuring Lamar and building him some more, or if the whole story completely changed since he originally had a larger role but wasn't available.
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>>124825847
He's in his natural form. I applaud the realism
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>>124825847
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>>124825170
>those rims
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I never thought CounterStrike would get a revolver before GTA V.
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>>124791026
>armored kumara
How do people find it so hard to spell "Kuruma"? It's really a very simple word. I've seen it all: Karuma, Kurama, Kumara. Do you autists have dyslexia?
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>>124827328
Anyone have pics of the other two yachts?
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Played 461 hours in single/multi and never modded once. Now I've started modding, this is second mod I installed after script hook v. Like it?
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When are we going to buy mansions and nice houses?
I have all this money to spend.
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>>124831585
everyone is so angry when they see the car that they fuck up the spelling.
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>>124832413
when the fuck are we going to get yachts and mansions and nice houses?
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>>124832452
15, 20 & $25,000,000 Yacht Apartments Incoming (Business, Party, Luxury)
Get ready for poverty nigga!
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whats the best way to level up?
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>>124832941
>Those prices
They'll be able to create GTA VI off of the shark card income alone after this.
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>>124833267
Theyve already started developing gta VI
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>>124833091
Grind contact missions. Find one that you can do as quickly as possible (even if it's under 4 minutes), and just keep playing it. My favorite mission to grind is Turbine Carbine, because it ends very close to where it starts, so you minimize time spent not earning XP.
I got from 120 to 135 in a couple of days with it.
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>>124833568
I hope that is why they are fucking us over with so content-less updates.
Maybe I need to get another graphics-card by then.
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>>124834656
Revolver!!!!!
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http://youtu.be/sqvov5JJMoo
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>>124836426
There is also a new shotgun and a switchblade that comes in 3 different designs
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>>124833267
Do people actually buy those?
Holy shit, spawning in money is the easiest shit in the world if you need it.
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>>124837669
some people genuinely feel gta online is worth supporting
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>>124838442
They did support it, they bought the game.
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>same shitty melee weapon with a new skin
pls stop
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>>124837495
>>124839437
>more shit i have to scroll through to get to my AP Pistol/Assault Shotgun
cool
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AK74U
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New Property "mp_beachhouse"
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>>124837669
They do. Not everybody can or wants to cheat.
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>>124842079
or do missions.
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Anyone else having problems with the social club?
Its been giving me trouble all evening yesterday with abysmal loading times and frequent disconnects. Now it won't even let me log in or start up the game.
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>>124844935
That does sound like social club.
They are having a small issue with uploading emblems, but it looks like that's it.
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>>124842079
I suppose if you are not a pc player you can't. But on PC is easy as hell, it is impossible to not be able to "cheat" on PC.
I am not judging people for the bad management of their money, but they are spending real money to buy fake money to buy fake things when they can buy the fake things without spending real money. Just hard to wrap my head around it.
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>>124842079
How is spawning money in cheating but just outright buying it not?
You didn't do anything to deserve it in game either way.
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>>124831627
that doesn't make it any better you stupid ass bitch
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>>124846937
>>124846768
Dont forget where I work my ass off on a mission for 30 minutes and I just have to let a faggot steam roll me in his super or lose the $25,000 I just made to put him in my place.
If I kill 50 of those faggots I'll have been jew money sinked fucking 1.25 million.
I wouldnt be suprised if ive lost 3 million from killing them. In consolation, I usually slaughter every human being I can find when I dont have money to make up for them attacking me when I do.
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>>124848649
You could have one character hold all your money in their pocket and switch over to another character. I don't think you'll lose any money since both your characters only share what you have in the bank.
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>>124848649
Well, if just pay Rockstar some of the shekels they deserve you won't have to worry about that anon!
It is a win-win situation for everyone involved!
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>>124848649
Friendly reminder that the bad sport multiplier is 2x when you don't have the money to pay for insurance on player vehicles. Enjoy your week long dunce cap.
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STORY EXPANSION WHEN??
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>>124849279
The story is finished.
Ask for more singleplayer expansions.
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>>124849279
Gtao is prequel Story mode.
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>>124848649
Just send mercs.
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>>124849021
wait what are you talking about?
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>Blow up multiple supercar griefers
>they probably feel smug about making me "lose" money
jokes on then, I have no money
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>>124853201
You know they are notified if their cars get refunded and if not
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We should all play together.
Just
maybe
attempt to have...fun
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>>124854174
>super car owners
>literate
Pick one
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>>124848649
>Not just minifunning their windshields
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This is the best gun ever made.
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>>124855676
This is the best car ever made.
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Wasted thread.
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>>124855331
>windshields
Never actually fought against somebody in a supercar, huh?
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>>124860006
just let it die
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>>124860109
>Not being able to shoot through the front window of a super which is gigantic
wewlad
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>>124860230
So that's a 'no.' Stay out of the conversation if you have no actual experience in the matter.
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>>124860230
His point is that super drivers drive almost exclusively in reverse towards other players.
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>>124860150
The words your mother said when the doctor delivered you.
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>There are people on this very thread that would miss 20 grand
git gud shitters
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>>124860419
>I'm too good to use the minifun
Stay ded
>>124860474
I've never seen that
Anyway you could just roll out of the way and then shoot them through the side since they either have to adjust to ram you from behind or ram you from the front
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>>124860769
They could have you dead before you are in a position to roll, they are firing at you the whole time. The only way to be sure to survive a super coming at you in reverse is with an RPG. Thus you will get a BS strike and 27k in insurance claims. Supers are worse than Kurumas at this point.
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>>124860769
>I've never seen that
Because you've never fought anybody in a super car. You already said as much.
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>>124860971
>Being so keked that you can't roll out of the way
>I'm a run and gun kek I won't roll
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>>124860713
Supercar shitter detected
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>Not just blowing their car up
Sometimes you people surprise me.
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>>124861065
>>124860931
You can be shot to death before the time to roll comes.
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>>124861124
Nah, I just know how to use an RPG.
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>>124861065
Yes, we already know you don't have an practical knowledge in the matter. You don't have to keep repeating your retarded image board tactics.
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>>124861307
Shut it kek, keep getting keked like the kek you are whilst the big boys actually deal with the problem
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>>124861138
>Not being able to follow a conversation
I'd say sometimes people like you surprise me, but stupidity is becoming the norm on this website.
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>>124856963
That's not the Schafter.
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>>124861452
>Oh noes I am going to lose 20k :c
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>>124861609
He's a kek who can't deal with the problem like a man or shell out 20k for it. Instead he posts and complains like a little bitch rather than learning how to deal with the problem
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>>124861718
Super shitter. I don't care if it's only 27k for the most expensive super coming at you in reverse. The Bad Sport strike for defending yourself is enough to make me rage. No different than a Kuruma.
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>>124862141
If it bothers you so much why don't you walk around in passive all the time?
Or alternatively, you can just use an RPG like everyone else.
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>>124862141
>bad sport
I have literally never landed in bad sport and I've been blowing up PVs since 20013.
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>>124862806
Fuck you time traveller.
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>>124862685
>Or alternatively, you can just use an RPG like everyone else.
You have me confused with the other dude, I do use RPGs, I am complaining about the fact that I have to use it and get a bad sport strike.
>>124862806
I know people have that have done much less attacking on other players than I have. It all depends on how much missions and heists you do to offset it. I probably played more than anyone here in the last year and built up so many good boy points that I have so far avoided the BS lobby, but I am getting worried the more I bomb these fuckers.
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>>124839794
>>124840039
>>124840315
>literally a reskinned knife
>people are going to buy it
>people are going to buy shark cards
man fuck this retarded shit. i can't believe people actually fall for this
>OMG
>NEW GTAO DLC
>ROCKSTAR I LUV YOU
>WHEN NEXT UPDATE
>OH LOVELY CONTENT
shits retarded. i can't believe you retards prefer this shit over SP DLC.
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>>124865650
>People are going to pay for fake money
The world is truly insane.
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>>124866150
Fake money in a dead game of all things.
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>>124866150
Found a way to make 50k in 10 mins of custom capture but it takes 4ppl no rage quitters or else it drops to 15k in 2 mins.
Ps4
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>>124860230
>>124862685
>If it bothers you so much why don't you walk around in passive all the time?
The point is that you shouldn't be punished at all for pvping in a fucking free roam game with pvp in it. Sure if you get 30 kills all at once twice in a row you should trigger some faggot alarm, but just a normal human being under normal conditions shouldnt be punished for pvp. The thug life fucking mise en scene main fucking point is being a crazy violent asshole who doesnt give a fuck. Fuck casual faggots who cant handle getting shit on. Passive mode is for them and should only be available after a death. Not some fucking bitch mode cop out. Not having car jackings and shoot outs breaks the entire fucking game immersion.
tldr:
>implying my super is armored at all
>implying I dont stick 3 c4 smack dab in the center of either of my windshields so people who shoot at me will detonate my car automatically
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>>124867762
Makin 5k in 3mins including loadtimes with rage quitters though
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>>124867762
I feel so bad for console players that have to work for their money.
I just spawn my money in.
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>>124860006
Most people commenting in this thread seem to be previewing gta not playing it
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>>124868473
"I play.... Look how much fun i'm having. Heres a picture of me in the zone. Having fun"
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>GTAO is P2P
>People still playing this pile of shit every day
I can't wait for the equally shitty GTAO2 with GTA6.
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>>124869010
okay
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>>124867762
10k in under 5min.
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>>124869010
CAnt wait to not play and complain anyways why even wait?
Red ded 2 is dumb i mean horses come on its 2015
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>>124865650
Its 2015 stop liking what i dont.
Post yer blog, son.
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>>124869010
Pay to play?
Nigger you are memeing.
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>>124837669
Only some people play.
They may even enjoy it.
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>>124870091
Peer to Peer
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>>124831226
>using my OC
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>>124873508
>ugly.jpg
Not a compliment.
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>>124870316
Not just pvp coop?
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>>124873508
11 outta 10
But your the fag.
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>>124875481
I don't understand this so I'll just explain peer2peer.
It's the network type, while most games use dedicated servers which connects players to one server, GTAO uses peer2peer networking where everyone in the session connects to one player, usually the one with the best ping.
If the host leaves the game makes another player the host.
If you lose connection to the host you get DC'd.
People with a menu can normally see who is the host, and if the host has a menu then they can kick players as well.
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Reminder that wage slaves ruined this thread.
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>>124875978
Thank you, bro
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I want to pirate the game eventually. Would you say that now is a good time or I should wait a bit for some patch?
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>>124877529
okay
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>>124877529
Well seeing how no new singleplayer content is anywhere on the horizon. I'd say knock yourself out and enjoy the story.
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>>124877831
alright thanks
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>>124877831
They add shit all the time, whatvare you going on about. Muh story dialogue. Nigger lamar prequel is dope as fucking your mom in 92
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>>124878056
>singleplayer content
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>>124878319
>singleplayer
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>>124878382
He's not buying it.
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360 still alive?
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>>124878319
Like new guns and cars. Single player has exclusive guns and cars. Austiusm at its most notable.
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>>124668276
Shitters man.
But you dont even mentions ps xbo or pc. Youre all faggots.
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>>124877831
Knock your self out. Single forever player fuckboy.
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>>124879674
Was it ever?
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>>124867762
Yeah I'll do it with you, give me your PSN and I'll come find you
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>>124881231
Nolsbowls
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUvyqAQrFcw
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who are the people into erp in /gtag/? should i just ask in chat when people are on?
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>>124884198
The ERPers don't play anymore.
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>>124884429
what a shame, guess i will resubscribe to wow for it instead
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>>124884198
why would you do gay shit online
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>>124884429
Enterprise resource planning?
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>>124885897
You can't even make a good looking character, male or female.
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>>124886054
>>124886014
Whoa whoa are there sexy ladies on ps4.
Like real ladies not 2nd toon role playing homos.
Pic related as fat as ill go.
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>>124881406
Erotic resource planning.
Press x to finger bang me in your truck.
Like a boss.
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>>124886204
name
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>>124867853
Red Dead Redemption was a better GTAO than GTAO could ever be. It was balanced, there was no money grind, and if you had faggots killing people they would get a bounty.
That's how it should work in GTAO. Guy is killing too many players, he gets a wanted level - 3 stars. On top of that, the game places a bounty on him so players can easily track and kill him for a reward. If he gets away and kills another player, 4 stars. Again, six stars.
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>>124885897
Its not gay if its inside a woman.
Unless you dont come.
Itll be fucking cool.
Once you go balls deep you stay balls deep.
Like management.
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>>124886432
Yes. Get this anon to rock star england in california.
You might be the last hope of Fun.
Fix the game then call it Vigilante DLC.
Then give us battle boats and call it De El Sea DLC.
Then give us the ability to see womens breast in Gtao. Its sexist you cant be a topless woman.
Very sexist, faggotly so.
Pic very related for truth reasons.
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>>124886429
Already posted. Were stacking cash roleplaying that were having fun playing capture.
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>>124886432
RDR MP was the shit, played like a madman,shame i didn't had the money for the DLC
Undead nightmare was great tooi miss marston ;-;
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>>124886983
name of the girl in the pic nigga
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>>124886983
Hope youre a lady, i meant finger bang my peehole, ms. Use a pinky, Just the tip.
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>>124886830
>Fix the game then call it Vigilante DLC.
Have you seen the shit that's left in game's files for GTAO? Originally you could ally yourself with gangs or the police. Freemode was basically Cops n Crooks.
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>>124887163
>Originally you could ally yourself with gangs or the police. Freemode was basically Cops n Crooks.
This makes me sad. Would rather this over the DM fest that is freemode
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>>124887095
;] no.>>124887163
This is news to me.
Holy shit. This is shit anon-gtag should be pursuing.
That could actually be fun as sex.
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>>124887427
>>124887279
>be part of the lost, vagos, or lspd
>different police uniforms with badges/ranks
>freeroam "special item" minimap icons for coke, weed, money etc.
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>>124887163
Don't forget pink slip racing and Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars drug buying/selling.
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>>124887645
Factions and capture the drugs in free roam would make crews vital.
Theres 3 dudes on gtag ps. Sometimes...
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>>124887645
>>124887927
>Captured territories produced money for your gang, the more territory the more money you get every 48 minutes
>People will actually fight to the death protecting a meth lab or weed crop
>Breaking in and swiping a load of drugs to steal
Tfw this can't be reality.
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>>124888018
There's always the very slim chance this would become a big DLC for GTAO. But from what it looks like, the original design for GTAO was different and then scrapped. Now you're just some chump who does oddjobs for chump change, get your three chump friends and somehow become successful bank robbers, and then start stealing and fucking around with lowriders in the hood.
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>>124888368
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto_Online
Fuck you wikuck.
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>>124888368
Damn any one of those features would be an imorovement any othere possible gems in the original code.?
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>>124889054
Something about a casino back in deadgen.
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>>124889387
Other than the stockmarket bs?
Does that even work in tutorial mode?
Makes sense california has casinos.
Indigenous dlc when?
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>>124889962
There's a horse/dog racing track and a stadium that have fuckall use in single or multiplayer.
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>>124889387
Is there a casino interior?
I dont remember seeing any big flashy casino building in betagen.
I did see neon space off roader and disk ufos everywhere.
Used to be green car objectives those seemed to disappeared.
River city when?
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>>124890092
Upgraded rides to sell and rebuy.
Minivan2, Slamvan3, Tornado5, Sabre GT2 Faction3, Virgo2 and Virgo3.
Keep me posted for more GTA V Online updates and news on possible Lowlife 2 DLC.
Best car is???
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>>124862141
>He can't kill people in kuruma
kek
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>>124892906
>implying I said that
I kill both the same way, with an RPG. The reason they are worse than Kurumas is the cost.
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>>124893014
>Needing explosives to kill memerumasdon't worry I completely agree with you
the lost money doesn't bother and I have been classed as a cheater 2 times so badsport doesn't really matter to me anymoree
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>>124663338
New heli? What? I'm on PC I havent seen new shit today.
>>124663605
>>124663972
>homing launchers on my ass
Kek
>not flying through the streets a few feet above ground at max speed, through tunnels, never visible long enough for a lock on
Do you even fly?
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Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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>>124790858
I always end up stopping my vehicle to do just that. I hate rude people.
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>>124656137
Im trying to get into GTA:O but im finding it hard to actually get any enjoyment out of it.
How do I avoid Russian servers?
How do I speak down the mic when using controller?
How do I get into a mission with people who are not retards and wont hit continue after one failure?
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>>124886432
>Tfw RDR online is dead and the few remaining players are hackers
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UPDATEWHEN
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>>124900952
tomorrow
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>>124901369
Wasn't it supposed to be today
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ded thread
post classic cars
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>>124903434
collecting and driving around nice classic/muscle cars is pretty much the only reason i still play this game
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>>124903816
>Classic/muscle
My kingz'n'shiet. I feel like this is the evolution of a GTAO player. Start with being obsessed with supers and top speed and then gradually getting tastes until they're collecting classic and muscle cars.
Hopefully the new update adds some more great cars.
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xth for escaping kevins wild ride
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>>124903816
>Ded
Thanks for helping me get that Peyote in the nice red color. I owe you two, now.
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Daily reminder that BladderCancer ruined this general.
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>>124904179
Oh that's not my Peyote, the Tornado is mine.How did you know by the way?
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>>124903946
i've never owned a super or a kuruma, my most modern vehicle is a gang burrito
i usually do missions/heists in muscles and they're fast enough most of the time, performance matters very little outside of races
really looking forward to the tampa
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>>124904449
Who had the Gang Peyote in unobtainable red? We drove it in Strawberry, and I got one and kept it.
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>>124904376
sample ebin m'lady
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>>124904842
Oh that's mine, I was referring to the Peyote posted in the thread.
>>124904816
Pretty much, it's mainly about handling when out of races to be honest. Ability to take sharp corners or to quickly turn when some guy is shooting rockets at you.
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>>124904979
I thought you posted that Peyote. It looks like mine. Oh well.I forgot to spoiler >>124904179 because I was shitposting on mobile.
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>GTA V
Pffft. III, Vice City, San Andreas wins all the way
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>>124861571
But I own one, schwartzer is still better
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> Have a garage by the airport (near the LSC) with a Ruffian inside
> Hop on the Ruffian and leave
> Suddenly I'm on foot outside with my bike way over the airport roundabout
> Have it requested to be delivered to me
> It spawns in a parking lot two blocks away
What the fuck is happening to this game?
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Does anyone have fun in this game anymore?
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>>124903946
>I feel like this is the evolution of a GTAO player. Start with being obsessed with supers and top speed and then gradually getting tastes until they're collecting classic and muscle cars.
This is so true it's fucking scary.
> Started out with sports cars (Coquette/Carbonizzare) since no funbux
> Move up to economy supers (Vacca/Bullet) as rank and money increase
> Finally get the supers that all the kiddies want
> Buy the most expensive mods
> Buy the latest supercar featured in the latest update (Turismo/Zent/T20/etc.)
> Realize how I've become the shitter that I hated
> Move on to bikes
> Finally get some classics/muscle cars
> Now I drive a Stallion wherever, whenever
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>>124867853
>hang around another player while I'm in passive mode
>take it off when I think he has forgotten me
>kill him
>get away and put passive back on if he chases me
>their face when
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Anyone remember that short time Bahama Mamas West ended up with an interior and Rockstar removed it? I miss that place. Never even found out what it was ever going to be used for.
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Spend most of the time building a computer instead of playing.
GTA is a beautiful screen-saver.
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>>124914328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWZmyTtmVUM
Never knew that.
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Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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>>124915372
Damn it feels good not to be NEET.
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>>124915503
yet here you are, still playing this game and posting in this general
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>>124915582
Not him, but I'm here to shitpost.
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Is snow back yet?
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Calling all Neets, new trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_S2Eb4Jw88
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>>124894018
it's a mod
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>>124917849
HYPE
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>>124917849
So, left to right, the new Cognoscenti, Cobra,
Camaro, Wiesmann, and the existing Baller? Am I missing something here, or is R*?
Hype, regardless.
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>>124917849
only had my camaro for one min and I got blown up
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>>124917849
>Become a VIP and create your own criminal organization in the latest addition to Grand Theft Auto Online, Executives and Other Criminals. Featuring all new gameplay modes and opportunities for luxury living, Executives and Other Criminals also includes new customizable apartments, stilt houses in the Vinewood Hills and the ultimate in executive excess: the extravagant, fully staffed and upgradeable Super Yacht.
>VIP’s who run their own operation gain access to new co-op Jobs, challenges and special abilities in Freemode, as well as having the power to hire and fire other players for their team of bodyguards. Meanwhile, Bodyguards earn a regular paycheck and their own special benefits including RP, GTA$, and stat boosts for working for a VIP’s organization.
>Organizations can go head to head in Freemode, with new missions that make full use of the latest executive defense options including new armored vehicle variants, the devastating Turreted Limo and the missile defense systems of the Super Yacht, which also comes with its own suite of supporting vehicle upgrades including the new SuperVolito Carbon helicopter and personal watercraft.
>Some existing Freemode Events will automatically adapt when played by organizations, allowing for new ways to take on King of The Castle, Moving Target and more. Also included is the new Extraction Adversary Mode, tasking teams of Bodyguards to search, locate and safely extract an Executive from their downed jet before a Hit Squad intercepts and eliminates the target.
>Executives and Other Criminals also brings fresh choices in executive transport and protection with new weapons, new vehicles and much more. Check back to the Rockstar Newswire for full details and download the free update Dec 15 on PS4, Xbox One and PC.
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>can hire bodyguards!
Fuck yeah some NPC's, maybe they'll put it in singleplayer too!
oh, wait
>hire other players as bodyguards
THE FUCKS THE POINT
kill yourself cocksuckstar
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>>124918541
> VIP’s who run their own operation gain access to new co-op Jobs, challenges and special abilities in Freemode, as well as having the power to hire and fire other players for their team of bodyguards. Meanwhile, Bodyguards earn a regular paycheck and their own special benefits including RP, GTA$, and stat boosts for working for a VIP’s organization.
So, MMO guild system, I guess.
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>>124677975
Hey qt aren't you the crew leader for ps4? can you accept my request? I made a new social club account.
>>124681982
>>124780831
>>124886204
Will you add me please, I''m so lonely.. No but really I'm stuck as a low rank player, and don't have any friends.
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>>124917849
Didn't see any of the "leaked" weapons.
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>>124915503
What is wrong with PC snow?
It's just a white texture that covers everything.
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>>124918769
Only hackers will have enough cash to buy the yacht. It's too bad you can't sell Pegasus vehicles
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>no tampa
aw
the nightshade looks cool i guess
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>>124919509
Got 42M legitbux ready for it. I seriously hope it doesn't have an "upkeep" cost like that stupid $150 that you pay for apartments daily.
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>>124886204
Jesus fuck... I forgot people spoil pictures for a reason. I shouldn't be on 4chan at work desu.
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Anyone want to heist this morning?
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>>124919708
Wait for Lowriders 2
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>>124917849
looks like shit, and I like how they put the Valkyrie in the end to show it is still the #1 vehicle in the game
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>>124919931
>sour grapes
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>>124919903
W H E N
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>>124799994
>Boys noize
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I think I'm more excited about the new clothing options.
I've been wanting to wear a turtleneck with a coat.
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>have your own criminal organization
>grinding heists still pays better
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>>124789701
Is that gta iv?
>>
New content cost predictions:
>Turret Limo: $3M
>Camaro: $250-300K
>New Apartments: $1M-3M
>New houses: $5M-$10M
>Yacht: $15M-20M
>TVR: $1M-2M, also it's gonna be faster than the T20
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>>124783507
Why are the taxis blue?
Also why did rockstar only add one?
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>>124920050
>can change apartment shit
should've been there since the beginning
>houses in vinewood hills
should've been there since the beginning
>new vehicles
these are opinion based, so whatever I like, you probably won't like
>yachts
obvious fishcards sales
>become a boss
more glorification to get people to buy fish cards
>mercedes limo with MG
you can't hide the MG inside the vehicle, it sticks outside like the gunsurgent, so its retarded when it comes to being incognito
>New helicopter
probably the only thing I personally look forward to since they nerfed the Annihilators maneuverability, also it'll have the maneuverability of a frogger/maverick, so it should be easy to dodge missiles assuming those flaps don't have huge fucking hitboxes for homosexual missiles
>hire bodyguards
you mean hire players who will probably kill you as soon as you turn your back around
>defend your organization
more reasons you must buy a fishcard
>and take down rivals across freemode
buy fishcards now, and even you will be somebody in freemode! unless you get crashed, frozen or kicked thanks to menukiddies
>scene featuring the Tank and Lazer
its like they're going to buff it, but really they aren't
>flare with Valkyrie
this is just teasing anyone who has no friends in the game
Soul grapes are still grapes
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>>124920542
>TVR: $1M-2M, also it's gonna be faster than the T20
It's a sports car. It's not gonna be faster than the fastest supercar.
Faster than the Jester, maybe.
>>
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>>124920989
>nerfed the Annihilators maneuverability
What? it was already a fucking bus, does it just not tilt any more?
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>>124921413
It handles like utter shit now, yes it was a bus I understand
Before it was very hard to dodge missiles because >flying bus
but now its straight up embarassing since it literally takes longer to actually maneuver the thing
example would be throwing the tail boom into the air (aka tilting forward)
before it was simple as fuck, did it in time to get moving
now its slow as fuck, and it takes a bit just to get to speed
>but how can you notice dumb shit like that you retard
because I was the only one who flew that shit, and I flew it to its limits, like how I'm abusing the Valkyrie right fucking now
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>>124920989
The limo is not meant to be incognito you fucking troglodite tranny
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>>124921685
Why would they do that? it's not like anyone was getting wrecked with it, or it was a real problem at all, in fact it should have been buffed to hell! I mean it is a black hawk.
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>>124921895
>The Limo is not meant to be incognito
>limo
>minigun
>not meant to be incognito
>minigun
Limo is used to transport some dumb "important" people, its not used to fucking start shit, it has a gun incase the shit comes to them
>Technical
Fucking ISIS and shit use em because theyre reliable as fuck, so therefore they put a big ass gun on it, and when you see it with a big ass gun, you expect to get fucked up by it
>Gunsurgent
Its a fucking military grade armoured vehicle, so that in itself is explained
>Limo with MG on top
where the fuck does this fit in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j0eJ0xB7LU
Is what they should've made, it doesn't look fucking obvious unless you look at it from above
>>124922156
who the fuck knows, and it should be able to survive at least a fucking rocket, also when you destroy the tail rotor it should survive the fall towards the ground (it literally auto (as in scripted) explodes about a half second after landing)
how about the cargobob? I mean, it wasn't OP or anything, it was the slowest, it can take a rocket and still fly afaik, but then r* said, how do we stop fun? oh thats right, give the cargobob an autodrop thing
see a kuruma on the streets that you want to see get drowned? too fucking bad, the cargobob can pick it up and auto drop it about 3 seconds later
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>>124918728
Hiring bodyguards and creating an organisation would probably be fun if I have any friends.
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>>124922698
>Is what they should've made, it doesn't look fucking obvious unless you look at it from above
The Turret Limo is probably going to be bulletproof or maybe even explosionproof if they want it to be useful.
> That Dillon tho
I just wish they had a better way to dispose the bullet casings.
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>>124918728
I hope the apartment customisation is in depth and not just a few different paintjobs.
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>>124923342
Notice how all the furniture is on the same place, just had neon lighting and new textures? Yeah, good luck there.
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>>124923146
>bulletproof
nobody mines this, who cares if its another kurumeme, at least this one won't charge you 6k and have impossible hitboxes to shoot
>explosionproof
insurgent has a fuckton of armour, at least that one screams LOLEXPLOSION!
>I just wish they had a better way to dispose the bullet casings
just have that tube that shoots the casings be redirected into a garbagecan on the inside
reason they dont have the tube pointed away/through the SUV towards the bottom is because if it was rubber or plastic then the casings would get stuck or something
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>>124923342
Different interiors for each apartment, but I'd be willing to be the customization will be along the lines of "do you want this static object to be a lampshade or a potted plant" with some "change the color of the carpet" thrown in.
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>>124923451
goddamn it
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will this update bring /gtag/ back? aww shiet
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>>124924503
Literally who is worth coming back? Just play with randoms.
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>>124917849
everyone in the US, start doing all the time trials you can find
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>>124924775
Do you have problem bonding with people?
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how to give myself money in amounts r* wont care about/flag me automatically?
want to stock up for the update
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>>124925935
Isn't it something like no more than $4 mil/hr? Of course it's not like R* seems to care too much in the first place as long as you aren't dropping yourself $30 mil at once
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Executives (& Other Criminals) DLC
Coming Dec. 15
http://youtu.be/S_S2Eb4Jw88
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>>124926029
They don't really give a fuck.
Once I gave myself 10 mil in about 20 minutes and nothing ever came out of it.
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Buffalo S's are the way to go with money right? Not too keen on spawning hackerbux
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>>124888368
>see this last night
>rockstar has a new article for new DLC
>Execuives and Other Criminals
>"VIPs who run their own..."
>think anon's prophecy is coming true
>read further
>it's just glorified crews
>nothing has changed
>it's just a basic content update with expensive shit to buy so you can sell shark cards
>disguised as a big original update because "you can run your own criminal organization"
>rockstar is still keking me till this day
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>>124928298
Just keep griding heists if you want to do it "legit"
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>>124927110
ew.
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https://youtu.be/3cYnVD53yK8
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>>124928846
simbly ebiq, 1+ upboat to you, sir.
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I hope they add more low riders.
I have one of each and I need more ways to sink my fake money.
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>tfw I must have spent over 1 million on wheels
Why is modding cars so fucking fun?
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>>124927110
http://youtu.be/avaSdC0QOUM
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NEW UPDATE LOOKS DOPE AF
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Trainers and/or fancy vehicle spawnin' devices that still work online? I've been out of the loop for too long.
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>>124931389
Infamous and Basic Hack Menu both still work with online.
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>>124927958
fucking run...
Also is that on ps4?
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Anyone know of modding menus that tell you who is trying to crash you?
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>>124932062
No, there are no such things that can guess who is trying to do whatever to you
its literally who have you pissed off the previous minute when you're getting crashed
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So like, is anyone playing this now on PC? I just got it a few days ago and its real fun but theres too much fucking loading and PUG's are all retarded.
>>
>still no desert wanderer dlc
>can't own trailer and decorate it with plastic bag patio roof, rusty barrel fire pit, alien paintwork and beduin/indian/goa styled decorations, both inside and outside, both for trailers and cars
>no ethnic, exotic clothes, no poor man attire
>still no weapon rack
I say no fun
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>>124933539
Find dedicated groups otherwise its chinks who dont know how to play or retards in general.
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muh dick es diamonds
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>>124933858
What, like on steam? Any /v/ groups?
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>>124927958
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How much are the Vinewood Houses going to cost you guys reckon. Over 1 million? Over 1.5?
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>>124936756
30 minutes of playtime.
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>>124936756
The houses are going to be 1 Mil to 2 Mil and the Yacht will be 20+ Mil
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>>124937268
is there a source for it?
I could totally see the Yacht going for 20 mil.
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Test.
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We Vinewood hills now.
We boating now.
We VIP now.
We're alive again.
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I hope they show what houses are going to avaiable leading up to the drop of the update. Hopefully one or more of the houses in the cul de sac near vinewood lake will be one of the available locations.
>>124937186
Ill be selling 3 of my apartments sick of the penthouses 2bh.
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>>124939752
>tfw just realizing the best Vinewood hills house is going to be like the front of Eclipse
>can't even enjoy your pool
>full of shitters killing each other in the hills
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So who's up for some Adversary?
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>>124939832
Maybe the yards will be instanced? I cant imagine thye would overlook something like that. Man It would be cool if the yard, garage and house were open once you load in.
Also I was going to say exactly what you thought about eclipse in my original post but I didnt want to give anyone ideas.
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>>124939929
>I cant imagine thye would overlook something like that.its RS
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>>124931521
Which one can let me sell vehicles? Gotta make cash before the 15th
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>>124940001
this
cant even add all the tattoos in game and you want them to do some complicated shit?
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>>124940071
Get infamous, buy factions from the new vendor use the menu to upgrade them fully and sell them for 120k profit every time. Do heist setups and give yourself 50k after every one. Stay in private invite only lobbys so you dont get reported.
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I'm trying to get a Stratum (body style 253) on PC. Can anyone help me out?
I've been researching (read: looking at google results for 35) and it seems like the only way is save editing, which probably leaves me SOL if I want it online.
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>>124837162
This was really neat, I enjoyed it
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>More cosmetic shit to sell cards
>No new gameplay
BRAVO
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>>124917849
>Wiesmann GT
I've had a hardon for that car ever since I saw it on Top Gear years ago. Squealed like a girl when I spotted it in the trailer. Too bad it gets the Monroe treatment, the nose doesn't look right. Still, I wonder who at R* has such a good taste in cars.
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>>124903434
I love the Tornado, I wish it had interior customisation
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>>124942328
next lowrider patch
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>>124942527
I hope they do Street Racers next over more Lowrider shit personally. Dont get me wrong I liked the LR update but Id prefer they breathe life into that subgenre of racing next ove more LR stuff.
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>>124938482
3 Yachts
Business $15,000,000
Party 20
Luxury 25
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>>124942527
Yeah I'm waiting for that, just hope it doesn't look like shit when turned into a lowrider
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Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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So who is going to be the boss for /gtag/?
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>so poor that I probably couldn't even afford the yacht's toilet
Why live?
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So when the SSD I ordered arrive. I will see how much of a toaster I can actually run this game on.
Will be trying different graphics cards also.
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>>124943339
Whoever emerges victorious from the great battle royale. Five stars. No vehicles. Flare guns only. Final Destination.
Or probably just the first cunt who buys enough fishbux to afford the yacht.
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>>124943339
I'd say Holocauxt since he's leader now, but he's not on so much these days. Maybe he will be with this update, who knows. But what is it with the "boss" thing, anyway? Is it per-session? It says you have an organization go head to head in freeroam, is it going to be based on crew or something totally new? If it's crew-based then it's already Holo, but I doubt that's how it works. They want you to have the opportunity to make your own group, I'm thinking.
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>>124932062
>he still gets crashed by hax0rz
Just get a menu with anti-crash. Kek.
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>>124943784
>Will be trying different graphics cards also.
Don't know if ATI made a PCI version of their Rage Pro.
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>>124944039
I do, I just want to know who's doing it to me so I can fuck with them instead
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>>124944039
>>124944617
just get a menu that counter crashes
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>>124944183
Well there is hope for that.
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Grind Theft Auto Offline: Episodes From Shark Card City
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I get why Rockstar is doing the shark card business model instead of endlessly splitting the online community with paid DLC, buy why does everything need to be so overpriced? Shitters would still use mommy's credit card to buy shekels even if you could grind out a million legit dollars in 20 minutes
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>>124944748
Im on ps4 wierd shit keeps happening. First i had 10 people que to capture i was hosting then the round ended and didnt end. We just drove around killing shit then suddenly huge.payout but then the voting for the next map sjipped and ibentered some custom map where i wasnt the host. And now i just got booted told me my psnplus accnt expired wtf now im back on and i have 2mil.
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>>124917849
ALIVE
SUPER DUPER
U
P
E
R
D
U
P
E
R
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>>124947725
Jesus fuck what are you trying to say?
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>Saved up 94 million through hackerbux, heists and car selling for this update
It's time.
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From the youtube desc.
Become a VIP and create your own criminal organization in the latest addition to Grand Theft Auto Online, Executives and Other Criminals. Featuring all new gameplay modes and opportunities for luxury living, Executives and Other Criminals also includes new customizable apartments, stilt houses in the Vinewood Hills and the ultimate in executive excess: the extravagant, fully staffed and upgradeable Super Yacht.
VIP’s who run their own operation gain access to new co-op Jobs, challenges and special abilities in Freemode, as well as having the power to hire and fire other players for their team of bodyguards. Meanwhile, Bodyguards earn a regular paycheck and their own special benefits including RP, GTA$, and stat boosts for working for a VIP’s organization.
Organizations can go head to head in Freemode, with new missions that make full use of the latest executive defense options including new armored vehicle variants, the devastating Turreted Limo and the missile defense systems of the Super Yacht, which also comes with its own suite of supporting vehicle upgrades including the new SuperVolito Carbon helicopter and personal watercraft.
Some existing Freemode Events will automatically adapt when played by organizations, allowing for new ways to take on King of The Castle, Moving Target and more. Also included is the new Extraction Adversary Mode, tasking teams of Bodyguards to search, locate and safely extract an Executive from their downed jet before a Hit Squad intercepts and eliminates the target.
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>Yacht will cost 50 million
Mark my words. I'm going to hold off on this.
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>>124915372
Crossrifles_usmc on ps.
I will find you and i will grief you.
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>>124948034
Oh god its madness all madness
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>>124949159
Sounds like Organizations are just a new Crew. Wonder if their is a member limit.
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>>124927958
thats the guy some people in gtag were saying was alright and to not kill him like you would every other pub, turns out he's a redditor.
never again.
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>>124951073
or it might just be like the posse system in RDR
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>>124923342
the engine doesn't really support it, not because of the engines limitations itself, but because that takes an immense amount of effort, and all evidence so far shows they cannot/ will not make that effort.
people have put more effort adding features into the game with funmenus than rockstar has. I could open doors etc with one keystroke with a menu, but rockstar only recently added those kind of abilities and they are very poorly implemented .
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>mfw I actually laughed at the leaked screens, thinking it was a poorly made mods with stupid big wheels
>mfw while I watch the trailer, seeing EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF THE LEAK was real
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>>124949579
>>124949579
I doubt it, that's steep even for R* standards
Instead I expect it to have a huge level requirement, maybe 300-400. That combined with a 15-20mil price tag helps fix the issue of everyone in the server owning one
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So can you helm the yacht and sail it out somewhere?
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IMPORTANT QUESTION
Are these shit houses gonna have bigger than 10 car garages? Into the trash they go if they dont
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>>124954070
I thought it might've been fake. But only because one of the images posted once was of a Hummer that actually was a mod.
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15, 20, 25 mln will be just base price, add another 10 for customization, that you won't be able to check before you buy "customization kit" for 1mln.
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>>124954528
This. Not paying millions for an interior I'll never use
IIRC I recall seeing a vid of a new garage, no clue if it held more than 10 though
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Looks like that Baller has the same patterned armor on the sides that the limo has
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>>124954528
The garge that was datamined with 10. Dont think youll ever get any more slots than that.
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>>124955471
Jesus christ. Garage* datamined was only 10*
Need to get some sleep.
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I just realized I only just bought a new garage during that sale, that I'm not even using yet.
Fuck.
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>>124955648
>>124955471
That's a downer. Perhaps a garage with 2 levels? 10, then take the elevator for the other 10. I understand the issue of having that many cars on the screen so I'm fine if it's split up
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>>124949159
If gtag pc gets a decent org those Bodyguards are going to be paid in fat hackerbux
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>>124954212
This, R* is downright retarded if they aren't putting a big level lock on the yacht. It's easy to justify too
>well only the most hardened criminals can own a personal armed yacht. Level 400 required
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>playing since day one
>13mil in the bank
>10 2013 Adderbonds on second character
>still probably won't be enough
Fug. I blew like 15mil a few months back when all that shit was on sale
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>>124954070
The fault in your logic was not realizing that Rockstar's models look like poorly made mods.
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>mfw circuitbreaker goes out on a 0/35/35/30 split Pacastani after doing all the setups
Fug me.
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>>124954070
it would've been way too elaborate a hoax
a whole bunch of frankencars designed exactly the way rockstar would and not a single super? there was pretty much no way it wasn't legit
not to mention modded cars are just imported models from racing games most of the time
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>>124956168
I have no doubt we will have anything and everything.
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>>124943323
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>>124920350
there's a chance that's one of the bodyguard NPCs, so don't get your hopes up with that.
r* are kind of keky about that
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Does anyone wanna help a poorfag out and gift me the game on Steam?
I had to use most of my money for bills.
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>>124961012
>VIP’s who run their own operation gain access to new co-op Jobs, challenges and special abilities in Freemode, as well as having the power to hire and fire other players for their team of bodyguards. Meanwhile, Bodyguards earn a regular paycheck and their own special benefits including RP, GTA$, and stat boosts for working for a VIP’s organization.
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>>124962215
I'd definitely hire myself out as a bodyguard if that were true.
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>>124962215
>stat boosts
We class based online now?
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>>124937268
I could easily see myself selling all my supers to get 1 or 2 Vinewood houses. Also the penthouse that is facing a scaffolding, fuck it. Fuck that shit in the ass. Sell it. Sell all the bullshit.
>grove street for lyfe?
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>>124945745
kek
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Is it true that if you install single player mods for the PC edition of GTA V that Rockstar will ban you from your Social account?
And if so, would it be better to get a legitimate copy of the game while pirating one specifically for mods?
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>>124927110
dick has now passed beyond being diamonds
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R8 my aesthetic /gtag/
I'm trying to go for some sort of gaudy black and gold mercenary theme, if only to match the ridiculous gilded gun finishes.
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>>124963725
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>>124927110
> tfw you still haven't advanced in the online game to your first luxury apartment because you do not have the amount of money required to purchase it
> tfw they have added bills that eat up your funds
> tfw you'll never afford all of the expensive toys that Rockstar puts out.
Am I a failure at life AND video games?
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>>124963398
If you go online with mods that require a scripthook the online cheat detector will catch it.
If you go online with an FoV change for firstperson the cheat detection sees it the same as a scripthook.
If you install singleplayer mods and remain in singleplayer you won't be banned, but the second you touch online all bets are off.
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>>124963608
Better pic.
I just want to be popular on the internet.
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>>124963889
Yes
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>>124963889
> tfw they have added bills that eat up your funds
>150$ bills
>eating up your funds
Do you play once every 20 monts or what?
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Is the PS4 version undead yet?
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>>124963398
Using mods online will get you shit from R*
Having menus that do not work in MP will not get you in shit.
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>>124963608
>mercenary theme
>tfw there will never be another mercenaries game
t-thanks lucasarts and EA for tag team ruining any chance of a possible good sequel
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>>124964418
I wish somebody would remake this game. It was so perfect except that it has not aged well at all.
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>>124964418
Just fuck me up
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>14 out of 21 million remaining since the summer 2x$ craze
>camaro
>cognoscenti
>LWB benz, according to the leaks
>rockford hills houses
>customizable apartments
>for both characters
even if it puts me back to zero, heisting twice a day for an entire month was worth it
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>>124964619
they had 5-10 minutes of alpha for 3 that looked promising but EA canned Pandemic and in the same hand doomed Starwars battlefront to be a watered down battlefield add on
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>>124964418
I want to try the Xbox version because the PS2 one is absolutely horrid.
Those load times are ridiculous and it takes forever to get to one location or the next. And it emulated like shit when I tried it.
Also, I didn't really care for the weapon limit. A game that balls out and over the top shouldn't rely on that kinda thing. I have the same issue with Just Cause, really.
I did enjoy what I played of the Sabetour, though. Might have to pirate the PC version of that sometime.
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>>124964962
>even if it puts me back to zero, heisting twice a day for an entire month was worth it
I've got about 30 million at the moment, but I love it when everyone gets poor, because it means we're going to be hitting Los Santos and Blaine County hard for skrilla.
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>>124964109
Yes, I do not play very often and my balance is $127,665. It's sad.
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>>124967326
>Not just cheating more money in
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>>124967507
Wouldn't I get banned?
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>>124967731
not if you do it right
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>>124967731
The 50 million on my account would say otherwise.
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>>124967826
How do you do it right?
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>>124968165
by not doing it wrong
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>>124968265
So then what are the wrong methods of doing it?
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>>124968364
The one that is not like the right way.
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>>124968424
So the equation is...
g != w
How do I solve for good and wrong?
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>>124968707
I don't know anon, I have a law degree.
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Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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>>124969330
friendly reminder that you're a faggot
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>>124968707
get a fun menu
start a survival
turn on god mode and rich peds
kill guys and pick up small but substantial amounts of money from the hundreds of guys you kill in all 10 waves
use menu to dupe and save certain expensive cars then sell them
dont earn too much money too fast. keep it low and spread out but fairly frequent
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>>124967731
>>124967826
>>124968165
>>124968265
>>124968364
>>124968424
>>124968707
>>124968829
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>>124969330
friendly reminder that you're literally supporting my unemployment
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>>124969453
Fun menu?
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>>124969582
Which country do you live in?
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>>124969790
new zealand m8
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>>124969713
oh for fuck sake
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>>124969876
Not supporting your worthless life desu.
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>>124970075
keeping working kek :^)
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>>124969902
I didn't know what that anon meant either.
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>>124971431
Fun menu's a term here people use for mod menus in online, they normally aren't detected unless you're obvious or make it rain.
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>>124971690
And I presume this is only for the PC game?
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>>124972007
Yep
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>>124956243
>>124954212
not gonna happen because just like every past dlc
the whole point of updates past the first release was to get people to buy shark cards without having to level up
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>>124972007
>>124972045
Wrong, dedgen has had script kiddies since nearly the beginning.
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>>124973023
Even if it did happen, those anons are dellusional if they really think R* would put a 400 level lock.
This shit is meant for the casuals that make most of the game's population and those guys can barely level up to 80.
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>>124972045
So if you're stuck on 30FPS (PS4) you're screwed?
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>>124973507
Maybe?
I don't know anything about Xone/PS4 I played 360 and am now on PC.
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So is /gtag/ gonna start a mafia in the new VIP mode?
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how much money are you allowed to pick up with the fun menu before the account gets flagged and banned friends?
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>>124976739
Any amount
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>>124976391
If it pays, I guess.
But I'd also work for Nolsbowls if that paid, too, so take that as you will.
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You're pretty good.
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It's the last 50 posts, get on your feet.
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>>124981497
See you in the new thread on Monday.
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>>124973441
I'd say lv 200 would be a realistic lock for the yacht but we all know it will be open to lv 1 keks for a price
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>>124981908
Nah, now that the update has been officially announced, the thread will probably move substantially faster during daytime hours freedom time.
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>>124973441
Man, I wish being a veteran was more important than gaining access to a Dodo or a Blista Compact. I know people who have gotten to level 900 and up legitimately, and all they do now is hang out in free mode.
>Rockstar will never reverse the damages made by modders in deadgen/PC
>Rockstar will never implement proper anti-cheating measures
>Rockstar will never add a competent legitimacy-rating system to fix the damages
>Players will never receive benefits based on a combination of stats/legitimacy
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>>124757257
I buy Shark Cards regularly. I like GTA Online and I want to see it continue for a while.
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gtag, yes, i know you all hate shitters as much as I do
but fucking STOP crashing faggots when they're in the middle of an entire fucking gtag shoot shit, at least tell everyone to get away before you crash MORE Than just the shitter
also, whoever keeps crashing people that go into passive, you're as worse as shitter and should commit suicide
I don't mind if you crash fucking menushitters, but passive? what the fuck? are you that fucking scared of some fucking retard in passive? Its hilarious when they go in passive, its better when they leave, but when you crash them? you're fucking stupid
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>>124983779
>I buy shark cards regularly
W-why?
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>>124984207
it means you can use a menu without fear of a ban
you become a whale to rockstar
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U r prity gud
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>>124984321
That's actually a good idea, the 200k ones seem an alright investment to prevent investigation
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>>124984578
>man face quiet
remove females from gtag
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>>124954070
Really? After the complete leak of the lowriders update, I didn't doubt it.
>>
Anyone know of a way I can just upgrade lowriders without wasting my online money? Can't be bothered to spawn more dosh in
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>>124973441
>>124973023
Then what's the solution to having 30 yachts spawned at one time?
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>>124985373
>man face quiet
No need for that redundancy.
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Is it possible to use fun menus for the PS4 edition of the game?
Also, has there been a third party multiplayer mod released yet or are those days simply over?
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>>124986930
only one yacht per server and you need to take over the rival yacht to spawn yours in
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>>124988713
I did find this but apparently the Jews over at Rockstar Games and Take Two Interactive took them down. Now it makes me want to somehow get ahold of their source code or the program itself to reverse engineer it just to tell the R* to suck a fucking dick.
https://gta-mp.net/
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>>124989120
This is why when you want to do something cool, you shouldn't tell anyone till its done, and then just dump it online, once you've got a torrent for its download its never coming down
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>>124988713
FiveM works just fine anon, install it an enjoy servers, YES ACTUAL SERVERS WITH A BROWSER AND PINGS, with custom content to boot.
but you stupid fags would rather keep pandering to coskstar.
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>>124989863
Do they have roleplay servers much like SAMP and MTA did?
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>want to get back into gtao
>want to make a new character
>no online tutorials for the creator on how to make tommy vercetti
>none for making a claude that looks like the action figure version
>why bother
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>>124991261
okay
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>>124991443
everyone looks like an ugly retard
meanwhile rockstar puts out screenshots and videos of gtao characters that looks like normal people
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>>124991545okay
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>>124656137
So will this new update bring back some players?
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>>124991117
there are a few yes. i am on a dedicated drift server at the moment with like 12 custom tracks and a few custom vehicles added. pic related
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>>124991786
Yeah, for all of 20 minutes.
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>>124991545
I think this looks pretty normal >>124991786
>>124991261
Claude is easy to make...
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>>124991829
Is it like the old multiplayer where there are not bots on the street?
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>>124991786
When did Claude get added to the heritage section?
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>>124992339
1 October, 2013
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>>124992205
on regular servers with the normal game map there are all of the npcs. i havent seen any missing even shit like mimes and people working out at the beach spawn. wanted levels all there too. its really great. so great that take2 and cockstar want to kill gtav multiplayer mods.
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>>124991786
Yeah it's easy to make the "Claude" that is in GTAO as a parent, but there's no guides on making pic related
I don't even think that hair is in GTAO
No guides on making a good looking Tommy. No guides on making a good looking anybody
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>>124991786
Can somebody make a Rebecca Black for me to follow?
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>>124992741
There isn't even a hawaiian shirt in online for male characters.
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Has anyone made a CJ yet?
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>>124991786
>>124992741
Look simular enough, just make his face more sharp, and give him brown eyes.
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>>124993086
There is but I think you need Max Payne 3 on your account to get it
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>>124993086
WHAT
>>124993231
A little bit, but no. The parent image of Claude looks a little like the Claude statue, but still a bit off. Maybe it's the hair though. Are there any other haircuts in GTAO that look anything like that?
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rockstar seems to have no care for single player now
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>>124993432
Bullshit.
You're thinking of singleplayer.
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>>124993151
Thats easy
>Any Black parents
>make his head really tall, and skinny with big lips!
CJ
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2015-12-11 05:52:40
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>>124918929
SORRY
Been away not expecting anything here. Was playing the crew and just cause 3.
Added you and FUCK I misse dthe hype train on the new update ;_; I'm usually here for that...
THE GRIND BEGINS AGAIN
Everyone get back on gtao ill be on for the foreseeable ;^)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_Lwe6p-Cg
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>>124993548
NOT ENUFF PROFIT!
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>>124994181
oh okay..
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CV7FmpXWcAEkVq8.jpg
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>>124994181
What crew are you a part of?
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Shekel Security™ when?
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New Thread when?
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>>124996140
>>124996225
5 days
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>>124996270
We're at the bump limit
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2015-12-11 06:20:46
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>>124995870
>part of
>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community
Theres been a lull in my gtao playing on this account since everyone else left for gayout 4 but I run the /gtag/ PS4 crew
this new faction/guild mode seems interesting if we can get enough players back on PS4 I'll be sure to pay my minions well ;^P
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Can we get a PROPER OP with all teh current crews links and links to archive that work and also make it executives and other crimals edition?
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2015-12-11 06:25:20
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Just got fibre broadband too so.. can finally stream properly gtag sessions
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>>124996765
how about you stream yourself sucking some dick instead, faggot
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>>124996765
are you on right now?
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2015-12-11 06:32:05
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>>124997117
I'm not some gaymr gurll whore looking for men to throw rumpled notes @ my slightly exposed neckfat. That's why.
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>>124997135
getting on right now for teh next 12 hour sor so lol
its 6 30am lets fucking do thsi you fun menu using casual keks
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what's she thinking about, /GTAG/?
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>>124997917
>how many more dicks do i need to suck to run this shit
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>>124998003
i'd rather suck dicks than be in charge of this crew honestly
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New thread
>>124998376
>>124998376
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>>124997278
>implying he doesn't have a boipussy
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