Spess Men on a Spess Station /ss13g/

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First for pomf chicken

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Movie night tonight.

Tonight's theme is cyberpunk.

12 Monkeys, Hardware, and Metropolis.

Party starts at 8 PM CST, 9 PM EST.

Everything is terrible and I have nobody to blame for it but myself.

I didn't see we were at the bump limit, but I'll post it here too.
let me give you my story about that cult round last night and how bad all the founders were, myself included. Credits to the clown for not being a shitter like the rest of us

It was my 3rd round as cultist, but I didn't learn too much from the other 2, so there you go.

>be scientist
>be cultist
>rd, miner, clown are cultists
>rd goes to research station to start spreading blood
>someone gives me sawbones' brain to borg
>i decide to get it over with so I can get to cultan
>he wants me to drag his brain to medbay so I do. whatever
>I go to the research station
>i get the words from everyone but RD
>ask her point blank and she doesn't answer
>well whatever, i can do it without that word
>it takes forever because I've never done it before, I fuck up and accidentally erase a word
>some asshole ghost flickering the lights
>tell him to fuck off
>i finish researching, tell everyone the words
>ghost keeps flicking the lights
>astral journey and ask him what the fuck he wants
>tells me about some shit going down in the station, the clown is getting some heat, etc.
>i manage to kill myself with the astral journey because I didn't know how to re-enter my body
>ghost the clown and watch him getting valid'd by sec
>RD is trying to make conversion talismans
>10 minutes later, dragged to medbay and cloned
>go back to research station to make some talismans to convert people
>accidentally invoke that first astral journey rune and break my fucking hand
>teleport to the vox station, talk about how everything is fucked
>go to the station proper and decide to try to convert a few people, with the broken hand and everything, because fuck this
>have to leave because the round has been going on for a long time
I'm glad the other cultists were able to get something going and I'm sorry Nar-Sie

>>124387585
miner here
Only 2nd time being cult, not a good starter

>>124387718
Yeah you were fine

I would have loved to try to teach you but it's not like I knew anything either. Plus I spent a good 10 minutes dead in the middle of all of that shit. The only thing I contributed at all was researching the words.

>>124387003
I really wish that gif was a splash screen for the server.

Sup
I haven't played this game in like 6 months what have I missed

>>124388856
dank memes
updated shit
autism
waifus

>>124388856
About 3 new waifu shipments
Onl 5 of the 20+ waifus are worth jack

>>124388973
cool
more on the updated shit
sweeping through the wiki at the same time
why in gods name is rev back in rotation

>>124389101
We need bad times so that the good times look good

>>124389507
makes sense

so what are those large tanks for in medical?
You just fill them with a shitton of chems or can you load it into cryo or some shit?

>>124389695
>large tanks
What? The cryo cells?

>>124389798
these
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/Medical_Items#Chemical_Pack

>>124389695
Have you tried actually reading the paragraph? I went into pretty heavy detail as to its use, same with the chemical mask.

>>124390485
Yes but I want to know the robust tricks of it

>>124389695
You wear it, and you can either spray things with it or use it with the chemical mask to give yourself small periodic doses.

>>124390625
Well I created it and I put everything I knew into the wiki, so if there's any robust tricks that aren't in there, it's because I haven't thought of them.

>>124390706
>>124390659
well ok

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Remember when N3x15 was pro-fun?
Remember when pomf was pro-fun?

>>124391087
>oldest issue on the books
>still never ever

desu it sounds retarded anyways. It's like TTT for babbies.

>>124390256
Basically wearable IVs

>>124391087

Pomf is basically ded at this point
N3X15 is now informally in charge of maintaining the repo as he used to be a very long time ago, so it'll likely take him a while to be happy again, especially since he hasn't coded of his own for a bit after the feature freeze cockblocked his lung PR

>>124391332
>implying greytiders don't already play every round like it's TTT

>>124387585
The clown immediately decided spilling blood everywhere was the best bet, and the pretty awesome detective managed to get solid evedince it was him before then finding a rune in the theatre.

You were the least shit one, I was spooked as fuck finding the abandoned cult bases on the asteroid, you just needed some others helping you. Also the virus screwed everyone but me when they got is (robotic limbs don't care if my body is psycotic, they're going to continue being sec).

Page 9 bump.

Lets not die now

>>124392851
You'd think this place would come alive on a weekend.

POST YOUR IDEAS FOR THE SNOW AWAY MISSION/MAP/WHATEVER

>>124393031
Yuki Onna costume when?

>>124393031
Like whoever keeps suggesting in the github, some sorta abandoned base

>Bullet turrets rather than laser turrets to show it's old or not dealing with your shit
>Armory inside with some stuff not usually seen (T51B, gatling gun, etc.)

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>>124391438
>Pomf is basically ded at this point
we killed pomf

>>124393286
You effectively did, Pomf hates all the waifufaggotry.

>>124393031
Making coats from skins.

I need muh corgi skin snow-wear.

>>124393414
b-but im not waifu fag i just post daily skeletons

>>124391087
>N3x15 is now a no fun allowed out of touch coder that doesn't even play anymore
>he's in charge of deciding what players can do and can't do
>removes MoMMI derelict names just because he can
cancer

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SKELETONS BACK WHEN?

>>124393796
He wanted to remove the individuality of the russian MoMMIs to remove metagaming and all that nonsense.

They were supposed to have a unique sprite, too but I forgot until now. Sorry baldman

>>124393286
m-maybe hes just taking a break

>>124393796
>he's in charge of deciding what players can do and can't do
??????????????????????????????????????

>>124394132
He and nuke are in charge of the rurus at the moment

>>124394284

>He's in charge of writing the rules

No he isn't. He might have clarified MoMMI guidelines, but he doesn't write server rules

Besides, the head admins are still supposed to refer to Pomf before changing shit in the Rules, wherever he comes once in a blue moon or not

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>>124393286
Pomf isn't the only person you killed.

Remember the six hundred banned men

>>124395339
Damn it Celt

>>124393941
>remove metagaming
>They can still tell the AI over binary information they obtained while dead.
>Little plant shits and pAIs are on the station
>But oh no, derelict MoMMIs

>>124393286
i hope youre happy

MoMMIs are fukken cute

>>124398556
I prefer MoMMIs because they can actually grab shit.

>>124398556
Post the 3D MoMMI please.

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CRASH LANDING - THE SNOW MAP
>crash landing WHEN?
When you help make it!
>Can sprite, code or map?
Great. Contribute to the github here. https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6789
>Can't sprite, code, or map?
We still need your input. Current topic is: what kind of things should there be a chance of finding around the map? Reply to this post or make a post in the github with your ideas.

>>124398950
So can we cut trees down to get wood to build wooden walls?

>>124399247
Yup!

>>124398950
Monsters, caves, underground bunker/labs, The Thing.

>>124398950
Where's snow map at, can't find it on Github. How am I supposed to map shit for a map that I can't see.

>>124399648
Check issues, not pull requests.

Celt's pretty much bringing everything together right now before any major mapping, so keep it theoretical in https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6789

is BYOND a good engine?

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>first day back
>observe
>Watch a borg and the HoS duke it out and both do it terribly till the Hop gives the HoS an ion rifle
>Then watch the HoS stay in the room he was bolted it, for whatever reason did not have the idea to break down the window
>CE comes and concludes that the doors were emagged when they weren't
>Adminbus calls for participants
>Become pirate and get all the pirate captain gear
>ready the men for gettn tae faeken nook
>Sneak around to the vault after we land
>Someone sets c4 on the wall
>stand by with him
>boom
>FWOOOM
>PLASMA AND FIRE EVERYWHERE
>turns out holodeck fire was now contained in scrubbers pipe that was blown up next to the vault
>released pressure throughout all of the station because we emagged our way in
>FEATURES
What a good way to return to this server

>>124400214
lolno

>>124400214
no
bad engine
bad language
bad EVERYTHING

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>miner
>mine things
>get ore, drop off dead bro
>get energy cutlass
>come back to station with diamonds
>on way to RnD
>radiation storm
>assistant with me
>checks crate
>runs out
>go after him
>lose him
>get smack talked by him
>mfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2xbLV_NSbk
>find him again
>hit with pickaxe in legs
>he dies
>decapitate with cutlass
>give body and head to medbay anyway
>find ore
>get diamond drill and tools
feels good

>>124400325
>>124400320
so why using it for ss13?
>total ss13 noob here

>>124400484
Because it was started here, and we're just building onto it.

If you get killed by wizard, do you prefer:
1. Stay as ghost and watch the round
2. Become a construct

>YARR YER A PIRATE
>sneak around to the vault
>get in a fire fight with security while breaking in
>BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM goddamn this gun is a monster!
>SUDDENLY PLASMA OH GOD
>try to get back to the ship
>You throw up!
>boots poisoning me so I get rid of them
>You throw up!
>The sudden rush of air knocks you over!
>You throw up!
>The sudden rush of air knocks you over!
>You throw up!
>The sudden rush of air knocks you over!

Yarr

>>124400549
Beg for deathsquad

>>124400549
I prefer construct

I am regretting letting the HoP give me that promotion now. Sec is hell.

>>124400484
Because the people who first made SS13 wanted to make a small Byond project. If you want projects to go anywhere you use the tools you're most comfortable with.
The game got popular, so now we try to keep it working and fresh.
Very very rarely is something you want written the way you want. -- so you just have to make do with the tools you can.

>>124400804
>realizing that now
you poor soul
sec and engineering are jobs that expect to be done perfectly, and get no recognition

>diona
>become MD
>go braindead
>come back
>bossin it up with my nigger sawbones and the CMO
>medbay is running like a well oiled ride
>idiots keep dragging holocarp to medbay
>suddenly plasma
>pirates inbound
>take surgical tools to security to turtle, word to my man Starcraft
>go back to medbay for pills
>plasma
>go in because loldiona
>get pills, get sawbones
>go to viro and give sawbones a spess funeral
>walk through all the plasma because loldiona
>pray for cookie for being the only one left
>get it
>some spaceman meets me on the shuttle

10/10

>>124399648
>>124400113
If you want to contribute to mapping, I'd love you forever. Right now there are two things you can do.
>1. Say in the github you're interested in helping
>2. If you really want to, we intend to randomise buildings that can be generated around the map. As such, just map the building and we'll fit it all together later.

>>124400549
>1. Stay as ghost and watch the round
You can consider as "be a ghost and ask for ERT/Deathsquad" like >>124400730 said, it makes no difference to me.

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I did record it ingame but getting the station camera lined up to loop properly is a complete pain in the ass, so instead i disabled it and faked it with 3 pictures, it's makes for a cleaner splash image anyway.

What I need now is some vg station text to put at the bottom.

>>124401023
Can we have it be a wiggle off between him and an assistant?

>>124401023
Something something singuloose or plasma flood

>>124400952
So there are going to be buildings, meaning the planet is inhabitated by some form of intelligent life, or was it once used as a colony but long since abandoned?

I like the idea of an abandoned colony falling apart after years of neglect and freezing cold taking its toll on its structural integrity. Then it would also make sense to have a pre-existing mine shaft and such.

Definitely going to be helping out with mapping once we get a clear picture of what we want.

>>124401023
Perfect.

>>124401147
The theme is long abandoned colony, yeah. Go ahead and contribute to the github discussion, anon!

>>124393031
>want to play ss13
>have to play some shitty star wars tabletop game instead because muh friends

>>124401113
>assistant
Who do you think is in the bloody locker?

>be traitor scientist
>objectives are to assassinate a sec officer I found out had been promoted to HoS and to minimize casualties
>fuck, I'll need to be sneaky since this rules murderboning out. Emag, agent ID card, bug detector, and parapen will work
>my target asks me to borg the clown. I do so, then emag him. Later find out that he was caught and busted.
>while sneaking off to xenobio, forget that clown released slimes and get glomped to death. Cloned.
>Plan B: snatch some IDs from a few braindead people, swap out jumpsuits and emag holodeck. I forget that holocarp are not picky, am robusted and get cloned again.
>preparing to just try to get close enough for parapening and then lie low, and suddenly ADMINBUS pirate attack
>thanks to begging on the comms console my radio becomes a second uplink. go for broke and buy all the crap i can, figuring since people will drop like flies because of pirates that my second objective will be doomed.
>THE STATION IS NOW PLASMA
>Even a stolen atmos hardsuit fails to protect me, and I settle for setting some of it on fire out of spite
>round end- not only did I get my greentext despite all common sense saying that casualties were anything but minimized, I also had 10 telecrystals left and didn't even know it

With the way things were going, I would probably spent that on a balloon. Oh well, even if my cunning plan to unleash viscerators and decloner shots at the heads during the chaos failed I still managed to do well enough with what I had.

>>124391553
Pretty sad when I'm the most successful/helpful cultist, it was a wonder we even made it past the first 15 minutes. Even so, I am looking forward to my next cultist round. I learn new stuff every time I play.

the snazzy ass overcoat isn't worth the HoS position

it's not

i regret everything I did that round

>>124401640
You made it past the first 15 minutes because no cult stuff was done. Two runes total were made on the station, one of which was found very quickly the other in tox storage was found only after finding the mess of runes on the 'roid.

>>124401734
Being the HoS is its own reward.
The coat and hat are merely a bonus.

>>124401023
Just write it down with crayons.

I'm not a fan of using ingame sprites for splash text. Maybe some filters?

>>124401385
x-wing?

>>124400549
depends, if i have a specific reason to be buttmad i will spectate, but most of the time i will join the constructs

>>124393031
ski slope or riot

>>124398556
I like to blow up MoMMis!

Alright lads. need your input on CRASH LANDING, >>124398950
Which house looks better, Top or bottom? Personally I'm leaning towards bottom, it seems more comfy.

you may see some white specks on the dirt - that's no sprite, that's the snow animation which just can't be captured on picture

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>>124405458
forgot picture oh my good god I am retarded

>>124405458
>you may see some white specks on the dirt - that's no sprite, that's the snow animation which just can't be captured on picture

GIF WHEN?

>>124405647
bottom

>>124405647
I don't see a difference

>>124406078
snowfall around the walls

>>124405647
Bottom.

>>124405410
I hope you die very painfully and get turned into the cutest MoMMI ever.

>>124405647
the only heat and power is a boiler and steam generator that have to be fed wood which has to be harvested by lumberjacks.

>>124403853
I tried the crayon route, looks shit.
I'm basically outsourcing the text part to someone more artistic at this point.

As-is it's looks alright as a splash image but theres no way I would submit it without the server text on it, too much empty space at the bottom otherwise.

Frankly I'm delighted it got used as an OP image nevermind a splash.

>>124407654
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/tree/Bleeding-Edge/icons/splashworks

Here are the current ones, except maybe for the paramedic one, if it was added

>>124405851
I'll do a gif when I've finished digging.

how do i map for the snow map shit

>>124408215
I have a local copy already, for test purposes it's rigged to show my splash only.
Throwing the artwork onto the flooring will be very easy i just can't decide on the style, perhaps graffiti? One of those graffitigenerators will probably do.

>>124408454
see >>124400952

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>>124387003
>>124387971
I agree. Also, we need

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0eNHu3BlRI

in the jukebox list.

How would you guys feel if i coded a feature where clicking on a door with a proper access ID in hand (un-)bolts it?

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>>124409457
Whoops, wrong link, that video is backwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwksa27VPfE

>>124409637
Angry

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>>124409637

/vg/station feels like it's heavier RP than goon's new "RP" destiny server.

>Walking through hallways to a constant chorus of screams, punch sounds, and farts

I do think their traits system is neat, though.

>>124409637
HATE UNBOLTING

>>124409637
So door bolts become a swipe to open, as opposed to normal access controls which also require you to have the same idea, nullifying doorbolts. Thats dumb

>>124411720
Maybe a lot of the players are new to the rp side of ss13. Vg is a quite light rp but it flows nicely as the server has always been relaxed about it. people slip easily into a role as there are established avenues of rp in jobs already, most of which people have had a chance to experience and grow in terms of rp experience from.

I really like their destiny map, its pretty cool while not being too large. Shame about lacking atmospherics though, its a bitch to restore air.

AIfags salty as fuck

>>124411720
Goon can fuck off in general, there's so many rules that no matter what you do, some fucking admin will get in contact with you going on about how you broke some retarded rule completely taking away your immershun/fun. Whenever that happens on a server I just suicide and leave forever.

What the shit, why can't I pick my name as MoMMI

>>124414157
No fun allowed

>>124413732
You have to be bigoted or a griefer to be told off on goon.

>job banned from silicons for leaving on the escape shuttle as mommi

shitmins pls go

comfy chrimbors

>>124414593
Has the server really become no-fun?

Is it admins personal doll house now?

>>124414396
>bigoted
Sounds like a SJW infestation

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>>124414396
Nope. Long while back, when Goon still had donut station, I was playing CE when an assistant started attacking me. SO I did what came natural, I kicked his ass then I welded him into a locker and left him in front of Sec's door.

I caught seven kinds of hell from Popecrunch for that. He bitched me out for leaving him welded in the locker.

Goonmins a shit.

>>124414593
I dont see this on the ban page

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Snowman abuse

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>Make this place
>Get a bunch of Corgies thanks to best HoP
>Nobody comes to see my place despite making calls

Welp

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I spent my round goofing off building a snow fort. I'm honestly kinda surprised nobody decided to try and destroy it in the middle of construction.

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Abduction when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWfGOe9sucg

>>124414593
never happened : the post

>>124398950
a large partially destroyed manor with some spooky stuff inside, perfect for a vampire hideout. if possible at all a very simple day/night cycle (for example they wouldnt blend together and it would just be a switch from light to dark perhaps with a warning a few minutes beforehand)

>>124414981
You can already do abductions as tator/ling.

>>124398950
Have the tiles and such for all the wood stuff already been merged into the main branch or?
I can't go making segments of the map without them now can i.

>>124414978
Man Johnson, Bear hunter Extraordinaire held out in that fort and died a MANLY death.

COMFIEST
FUCKING
ROUND

10/10

>>124400549
Hello, I need more answers, please! On that will depend if I will go just murderbone or make constructs.

When can we remove the useless fucking gateway

>>124414981
Friendly reminder: Grayys aren't here to dissect you, they just want to make you better or fix you.

>>124416123
how about instead you help work on destinations for it you shitlord?

>>124416123
It'll be fixed soon hopefully maybe we hope Syndicate Agent

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>>124416339
Nah that's a lie, first chance I get I steal ya organs son

0-3 DF
4-7 SS13
8-9 Pizza

>>124416392
my rootin shootan syndicate hootan away mission is technically good to go, it just needs proper sprites for the syndicate commandos with laser weapons and the secure transport storage needs fleshing out with weird shit.
bring big fucking guns

>>124416682
see you anon

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>>124416707
I'm sorry.

>>124416706
>All these syndicate agent mobs
>Not a single one that's a syndicate MECH mob

We've even got the handling for spawning its wreckage, surely it shouldn't be too difficult

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>>124414981
>That video

>>124414898
>>124415067
Haha, you fell for my ruse!

>>124415220
I believe he means the abductor mode that /tg/station and a few others have.

>>124416884
>he doesn't know I have mechs already
It's merely a matter of getting the right icon with the right name and the right projectile type.
This shit very quickly turns into bullet hell, they're fucking accurate.

Ideally I'd like to smuggle a beta build onto the official server and let some ghosts play test it completely independent of the round, long as it isn't a wiz round it'll be fine.

>>124417484
Holy shit you did it you madman

Projectile - /obj/item/projectile/bullet/gatling for bullets (Brutal, and efficient, something the syndicate would use)

icon = 'icons/mecha/mecha.dmi'
icon_state = deathripley for melee OR Mauler

Remember to set movement to slow, and shine on you crazy diamond

>nonantag murder
>didn't respond to bwoinks
>logged off when questioned
>one day ban

Are our admins getting soft?

>>124418613
yes

>>124418613
>admin gives small ban
>wow admins are soft

>admin gives big ban
>wow welcome to 1984

>>124418613
>Turned off admin bwoink text
>did enough questionable stuff to get bwoiked every round
>never responded for weeks
>still not banned
Living on the edge.

>>124419421
being a tard wrangler is a thankless job where everyone shits on you no matter what you do

>>124419421
Nonantag murder followed by logging off during questioning has always been permaban under the presumption of grief though, there's precedent.

>>124418613
>Are our admins getting soft?

Not really.
I'd say the opposite, despite that indecent, but really it depends on the admin; however, he should've been perma'd.
If he does it again, he'll most likely get perma'd or banned for quite a while.

>>124419421
They signed up for it.

interzone is down help

>>124420316
I'll go inter your zone
;)

>>124421381
meet me in dorms next round bby

DESU the crew monitoring computer was the nicest addition medical ever received.

>>124420316
this isnt memeweb general, this is space station 13 general.

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>>124421603

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I wish I could have joined pic related but I had IAA duties

I will do a magic show one day, when the hop isn't a faggot.

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>>124423742
>HELP DORMS

Xander, you tried.

>cult

>>124423963
On-station radio station KMFY added when?

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>tfw tazing the Captain and bolting when he calls me out in the Bridge

>>124414981
I just imagine Nevill or Annie running around trying to get abducted.

RD here, gud cult, sorry I braindead-ed so much.

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NO BRAKES
ON THE

PROMOTION


TRAIN

>>124424424
Actually, a pre-made mini-dj office on one of the stations would be pretty cool.
Maybe you'd just have to slightly refurbish it like the ghetto bar to get it going.

>>124424424
ive wanted to add an 'entertainment' department to the station for a long time. merge the mime and clown into it, add a tv studio to live broadcast television programs, have a radio station, stuff like that

>>124424653
Should rework the playlists to where you can browse between then without changing the Now Playing. Then we can get a proper fucking DJ role going.

>try out goon rp
>play as a miner
>make my character a chav
>other miner joins
>she's also a chav
>we do chav things while mining the asteroids
>decide to break into cargo to make things
>qm just ends up letting us in
>make nothing, leave
>try to get into sec to make good armor
>get kicked out
>someone screams blob over radio
>make space armor for her and the hop
>hop says nice things about the chav girls
>we valiantly try to fight the blob
>die gloriously

>>124424562
Stop it you

>>124413732
Lmao someone sounds like they are upset they got banned for rdm.

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>>124426204
You mean... THIS?!

>>124426458
BULLYPOSTER GO HOME!

>>124426075
>>decide to break into cargo to make things
>>qm just ends up letting us in
>>make nothing, leave
greytiding stops being enjoyable when the tide aspect is gone

>Play on goon
>Special snowflake sprites everywhere
>Map makes no god damn sense
>Had to redesign how every department works
>Telescience is useless
>Countless stolen features like pods, economy, TEG, TG chem
>Can't call greytiders niggers or faggots unless you want to get censored out the ass
>No suit slot, PDAs make no sense
>Captain is green for no fucking reason
>You have to have a computer science degree to know how to call the shuttle or do xenoarch
Why do people even play on this shitty server?

>>124426758
What got me was that you couldn't windowsmash your way in, you had to hack the door.

Cancer back when

>>124426895
There is absolutely nothing wrong with stolen features anon. We "steal" features, too.

Information sharing is the way of the future.

>>124427418
but you're posting right now

>>124426895
>tfw no bait pictures on my phone

>>124427418
But aren't you playing right now?

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>>124427691

>>124426895
>stolen features
>telescience is bad
>cant be a 4chan caricature

>>124426458
do not bully the grey, he has a hard life

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Skateboards when

>>124424947
If you turn the juke off before changing playlists, it clears the now playing section and the next song you select from the list before turning the juke back on will play immediately.

>>124428461
when you
CODE IT
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I
T

>>124428485
Not what I mean.

Lets say The Piano Has Been Drinking is playing. Someone requests Gaur Plains. I know it's in one of the Vidya playlists but I don't know which one. I start up Vidya One too look for it. The juke starts playing Cornered and Gaur Plains isn't even in Vidya One, so a Castlevania track starts playing.

The audience either has to get long periods of silence or constantly skipping tracks. That's not good.

It should be that I can browse playlists while the Now Playing keeps going. Might make a feature request about it, actually.

>>124429018
While we're at it, ACTUAL NAMES FOR THE SONGS WHEN?

>Somebody ahelps asking what a song was on the jukebox
>Oh it was [email protected]
>O-oh, okay

>>124429163
Better yet, someone tell me where the files for the juke are and not only will I sort and list it as best as I can, but I'll fill that fucking list with some relevant music, too.

>>124429394
Good luck, it's in pomfs private stash

>>124429394
A much better endeavour would be to go through the Rock and Jazz playlists and filter out the unwitting songs from each.

Maybe add in Rap and Dance playlists from the songs you take out.

>>124429554
Unfitting rather

Wizard Mindscape when?
>They player is sent into the mindscape but in the 'real world' they're in a catatonic state
>They must fight numerous monsters with randomly spawned weapons
>The longer the player stays in the mindscape the more 'weirder' things get
>If the player dies in the mindscape they die for real
>Wizard can link 4 people (including the first victim) into the mindscape at a time

>>124430453
Sound better as an adminbus

>>124430453
no incentive, murdering would be less hassle.

>>124430691
there's no incentive to arse'nath but that hasn't stopped anyone

>>124430927
Arse nath is almost guaranteed bleed, it's crazy strong

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>Little Bro AI again
>even his core screen is adorable

>>124430691
Okay then we should add a spell that immediately starts a new round as extended.

>>124431415
/ss/ when

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>>124431415
>>124431854
>that feel when little bro wants to make you fuck an AI
I don't understand these feelings but I am going to try and act on them anyway.

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>>124431854
Soon

>>124424562
Fuck you

>>124431854
>tfw you will never give little bro an indian burn for going into your room

Reminder that Pomf left us because of you lot of degenerates.

>>124429394
oh thank god, finally someone's going to take out all thegodawful folk music?

>>124432420
>not just being happy for him
He's free, anon.

He's free.

>>124429394
On the media server. Message pomf and ask him.

DS9 map when?

>>124433039
Sensual ear pulling when?
NOW

>>124433039
Wouldn't that just be the donut map

fun round for me, I liked how the captain let me chill with her and she didnt buttblast me after I killed the validhunting retard Dougal Mcmann

> Working in xenobotany
> Plant a new exotic seed
> 1 minute later entire room is fucking plasma, goes up to 25% plasma over the course of its life
> The plant produces fruits
> It's cyanide
> Mix it with nettle and spiritbreaker I found earlier
> Apples shitting out thermite like it's nothing, 20u thermite per apple
> Didn't even bother finding fossil plants

Holy shit xenobotany is fun.

>>124435127
>validhunting
I let you be, I even brought you metal
I came to tase you because you lasered the comms to death after calling the shuttle despite there being no emergency
How was I valid hunting? I didn't kill a single ling. I think I arrested one person.

>missed snowfort

>>124435127
killing him was a little over the line. honestly i was planning on cuffing you after saving him, sorry bro

>>124435253
alright yeah you were pretty bro-tier to me, but like the captain said, most of medical and cargo was dead. Plus I was pretty done with that round anyways.
>>124435303
Its all good, I would have asked that you put my satchel on me and dragged me to the shuttle.

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>>124435160
>Farm spirit breaker
>Mix it with mind amanita toxin
>Roll it in to a spliff and smoke it

One round when I roll tator I will make these for the whole crew.

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>Borg
>Spend majority of the round helping a Vox assistant set up a Vox-friendly room
>Heartwarming moments
>A Vox atmos tech joins us and helps out
>All while changeling/security bullshit is going on outside
>We finally have to leave just after the room is finished
>Vox friend gets processed and moved onto th shuttle without me
>Sec totally abandons everyone left outside the checkpoint
>Try to get the hacked door open but can't do it in time

>Left behind by robot's first friends
>Failed to save the crew who were forsaken

>>124435485
i removed the vox pox

>sec lets 1 ling go free and captain sets another ling free as well

God damn that round was a cluster fuck.

>>124431415
That core sprite is pure cancer.

>mfw close the unbannening
its happening lads

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>>124435549
>Ghost and go to check that he's OK
>Everyone on the shuttle is dead
>It was all for nothing

>>124435713
>Sec officers walk by diona ling 10 times after he was called out
horrible

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>>124418387
Still working the minor details out, as far as a hostile mob goes it's already working, fucking hurts!
Might make some NT soldier mobs to serve as allies.

>>124435160
Yo you better start using those special trays I set up.

>>124436249
If you're gonna make some NT mobs, you're gonna have to deal with the factions variable, which'll be hella fun in both the fun way and ohlordwhy way

>>124426895
Okay this is bait.
>Special snowflake sprites
Can you be more specific? They aren't based off of TG like we are, they developed separately of course they are different.
>Map makes no god damn sense
Are you sure that's not just because of 'notbox' syndrome?
>Had to redesign how every department works
Not based off of us and its debatable if their reworks aren't better.
>Telescience is useless
Okay this one you are going to have to explain to me because telescience isn't useless, its really great on goon. There's a program that will do the algebra for you and gives you an map to ALL OF THE STATION AND SPACE. I can have yellow gloves, all the goodies from space I want, and if no one has taken it, the captains spare in under a min. Not to mention adventure zones, telescience only away missions. I can get an Egun, hunting rifle (surplus crate only item), a private chem lab/botany area, an AK47 variant (fucks shit up), and the mechanic traitor device analyzer, all quick to grab and (relatively, depends on lag) low risk
>Countless stolen features like pods, TEG, TG chem
:^) le shitpost faec.
>No suit slot, PDAs make no sense
Yea this is pretty shitty too I have to agree
>Captain is green for no reason
Not TG.
>You have to have a computer science degree to know how to call the shuttle or do xenoarch
Or, all you need to do is to be able to follow the damn wiki and follow simple and easy to read instructions. Seriously, its just login, commaster, link, call/recall. If thats too hard for you to remember, just read the fucking text and know basic commands for getting though a shell/dos. If you can't do something as simple as that then you shouldn't be a head, or have a computer dumb shit. Also you don't even need to use the computers to do xenoarch, just bash it with a toolbox, then a welder, then a stun prod. If you get a special response from the tool box or the welder (or if it didn't already turn on), then throw a pipe bomb at it. Fucking easy

>>124435160
has the wiki been updated for the changes made to botany a week or two ago?

>>124436480
It didn't look all that problematic truth be told, was just gonna set it to whatever the crew is, alternatively i tag it as syndicate and set it to attack it's own.
Haven't actually started fucking around with it though.

>>124436729
The PR has yet to be merged.

>>124436767
That's the thing, the crew aren't set a faction as of spawning.

>>124436249
Oh man now there needs to be a minigun mecha weapon, with that exact description.

>>124436916
alright thanks probe, I don't really play botany but the changes seemed to make it more interesting so I was wondering

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>>124437174
I should update the wiki on how to use trays for the outpost since they have nice little connectors now and >>124435160
>> 1 minute later entire room is fucking plasma, goes up to 25% plasma over the course of its life
could have been avoided if he was OSHA compliant

>>124436945
Well fuck that then, syndicate tea party it is, except for the clown pub but theres naught of interest in there it's just comfy.
I can't seem to find the variable responsible for movement speed so it's still a fast mech.

>>124436692
You fell for the bait you stupid nigger

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http://connectcast.tv/Orzorn

Hardware starts in 6 minutes or so.

>>124437792
they'd attack eachother then if they were set that way, right?

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>>124437443
Probe would you like to construct additional pylons with me?

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>>124438403

underrated waifu of the station?

>>124439284
Me

>>124439284
obviously _____me__

>>124439284
SmartFridge

>>124439284
Me, desu

>>124439708
I couldn't imagine working on the station without the steadfast aid of SmartFridge.

>>124439284
Mai Pai

>>124439284
Sue Bowchief

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New map sucks, better host when and all shitmins deadminned soon

>>124440158
Which map?

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>>124439972
>>124440150

>>124439284
Marcia L'artist.

I'm not being Ironic about this, Marcia a cute if you actually talk to her..

>>124435160
New to xenobotany, interested in trying it out. Is the only way to get exotic seeds the crate?

>>124441231
Yes.

>>124441231
yup
you're practically married to Cargo

>>124441231
Via crate, or from fossilized plants from xenoarch

borers being able to infest xenos when?

>all that chaos going on at escape
What the fuck was going on?

>>124444085
told those niggas not to fuck with my xenos

they just got what they deserved

>>124444085
At Xenobiology we made a bunch of gold slimes

Basically we made a bunch of mimics and xenos. It was rad.

comfy salvage ship

>>124435160
It's unbelievable that literally nothing new was added and that xenoarcheology has absolutely nothing to do with exotic seeds or gas plants, but suddenly people treat xenobotany like a new thing.

Everything was already in old botany.

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> Captain is walking around with its spare ID
> People have been complaining about her
> Decide it's time for a search
> Treat her like anyone
> Make it last less than 2 minutes, apologize after it's over
> As soon as we let her go she stuns two of us and brigs me
> Acts like she's above the law, tells me to stop doing power plays
> Mfw

>>124444336
>female captain
shiggy diggy

>>124444336
captain had a bomb rigged nuke disc implanted inside of her. definition of powergaming. it was clever though ill admit.

>>124444303
It's more the fact that I don't have to deal with a fucking chef anymore, and have access to everything I need to go get fossilized seeds from xenoarch.

>Sawbones attacks me
>Get arrested for defending myself
>Detective attacks me
>Nearly get arrested for defending myself, but detective was just testing gloves and calls it off
>Ivan attacks Man for no reason
>Get arrested for defending Man
>Sawbones robusts me with tiles on the way to medbay
True suffering

>>124444336
This is when you PDA a powergamer to break you out of perma.

>>124444447
>bomb rigged nuke disc
what
how?

>>124444336
>>124444436
>supermatter shard at escape
>am a cyborg
>captain is standing in the airlock and refuses to move
>MOVE HUMANS
>HUMANS OUT OF THE WAY
>MOVE HUMANS
>captain attempts to get to the supermatter shard instead of moving out of the way because they gotta be the attention whore
>gets shot into space
>move the supermatter shard away because I'm a cyborg and it's my job

>>124444530
Don't forget that she was firing laser shots at the shard.

>>124444516
put it in a box with bombs on mouse traps or somethin like that.

>>124444483
You know, if you just try to talk things out instead of attacking everyone you wouldn't get arrested so much.

Ivan here, I truly am sorry for the times I screwed up with communication, we were pretty bad communicating amongst sec

>>124444636
You can implant boxes?

>>124444483
you signed up for my robust class

>>124444865
sure can. and you can put things that cant be implanted into a box and then implant the box.

>>124444719
It's alright
>>124444956
You attacked me after it was over

>>124445098
1. it's never over
2. you challenged me

>>124445160
My point about Humans being more robust than Plasmamen was that Humans can tell borgs what to do.

>>124444483
Tiles nerf when

Its suffering knowing anyone with a crowbar can kill you at anytime

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>>124445687

when you're walking outside anyone can snap your neck

the more you know

>>124445341
And you got tiled to death even with the silly cone advantage. Go figure.

>>124429018
>>124429163
>>124429394
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/?playlist=rock&type=html
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/?playlist=jazz&type=html
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/?playlist=bar&type=html
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/?playlist=endgame&type=html
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/?playlist=clockwork&type=html
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/?playlist=emagged&type=html
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/?playlist=shuttle&type=html
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/?playlist=muzak&type=html
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/?playlist=vidyaone&type=html
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/?playlist=vidyatwo&type=html
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/?playlist=vidyathree&type=html
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/?playlist=vidyafour&type=html

> want to become a hotkey patrician
>two years of non hotkey gameplay habit to break

Suffering

>>124444636
oh god I remember when Rattle Bones was the captain and he fucking rigged the disc in a box full of poly acid nades. A nuke ops opened it and his entire shit got pushed in, in a spit second.

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>find shuttle
>die to spiders
>get dragged to medbay and stuck in the back room in a bed
>never noticed again
>spend entire rest of the round following the other miner, and flickering lights in medbay
>finally revived a minute before the shuttle docks
>die to some idiot firing a shotgun blindly

How spooky does a round have to get to be able to write in blood? If I'm gonna be a ghost that long I at least wanna start drawing blood dicks all over medbay in protest.

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>>124446518
>going out to space without being prepared to face the spiders
You don't even need to kill them, you can get rid of them with 6 balls of paper.

> Doing old-fart captain comfy round
> Smelelele because wizard died ?

What happened ?

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>>124446263
>there are people who still manually type out "say" in the command line every time they want to talk

>>124446978
>play other games
>type say before everything because I wrote it million times before
suffering

>>124446978
what's the hotkey to not do that?

>>124446518
Fuck you were the other miner?
Sorry man, I wanted to wait, but I was afraid some greytide would raid the ship. Doc said you couldn't be revived

>>124447183
there's a little button called 'chat' in the bottom right. click it and itll auto put say before everything you type

>>124447284
oh, that thing, fuck that.

>>124444336
I'm not that captain, but this post makes me mad.

Your job as a sec officer is to fucking *salute when the captain walks by.

They are a corporate executive, holding all the authority of CentComm in the small patch of space that you are in. They are Nanotrasen incarnate for all intents and purposes.

Unless the captain is gunning down people in the hallways or committing acts of corporate espionage, the first and last words out of your mouth should be "sir". If you want to search the captain and they tell you to fuck off, you ask "how far?"

They ARE above space law, to an extent. This person essentially OWNS you and everything on the station. You belong to Nanotrasen, and the captain is Nanotrasen's representative remember?

Now we aren't a MRP/HRP server so that's fine and the rules won't be enforced like that, but if you are going to take an IC issue like that, you need to think it through more.

The captain ISN'T just anyone, and it's fucking sad that this is a thought. They are supposed to be the big bad of the station. The hulking, angry, venerated boss who wouldn't hesitate to crack your skull open with their baton and toss you out the airlock for not saluting. They are supposed to strike fear and respect into you, to make traitors hesitate about comitting crimes, to make Nuke Ops run drills and come armed to the teeth, because this bad ass should be able to rip them limb from limb with their bare hands.

When a captain draws their egun, it should inspire a feeling of "OH SHIT" When a captain is in full combat gear with their sacred laser pistol drawn, it should be an indicator that shit has hit the fan so hard that the blades broke off and decapitated the deathsquad trying to get on board to contain the pure badassery that is a captain loaded for bear. Unfortunately we NEVER get any robust captains, all we get are 5 week old players or complete scrublords. It's a fucking disgrace.

>>124447324
It was true liberation when I discovered it.

t. numpadfag

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>>124447916
God damn, this is the best bait I've seen in a long time.
You've really applied yourself, congratulations my man.

>Trees fall in a random direction when chopped down. Standing in a large tree's way is a sure way to get some broken bones, and you can see the direction in which the tree is going to fall before it's cut down.

Greentide time.

>>124447916
one small caveat here, the person in the greentext was allegedly using the spare ID, which is a strong hint of suspicion that said person might be impersonating the captain or might have never even been a captain

>>124448152
You sound like one of the players that get pissed off whenever a robust captain asserts dominance.

>WAAAAH! THE CAPTAIN BATONNED ME FOR HAVING MY GUN OUT IN CODE GREEN!!
>WAAAAH! WHEN I ATTACKED THE CAPTAIN HE BROKE MY LEGS AND THE ADMINS DID NOTHING :'(((
>WE TRIED TO ARREST THE CAPTAIN FOR A MINOR OFFENSE AND HE ARRESTED THE ENTIRE SECURITY TEAM! HACKER!! BAN HIM ADMINS!!!

>>124446518
>How spooky does a round have to get to be able to write in blood?
Cult or admin intervention.

>>124448371
The asshurt that came from Barrack Obama robusting that entire security team was fucking hilarious.

> Clown finally cracks.avi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LUiWgwYC_I

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>>124414981
Never

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>>124448869

>>124444530
Here is the order of who should be dealing with the super matter shard
1# A MoMMI, with vent crawling they can help prevent the most atmospheric damage, also they are the most autistic and are probably pissed off at having their shard messed with. Did I mention silicons are immune to the super radiation and hell mix of atmos it puts out?
2# Engiborgs, not all cyborgs, both them and the MoMMIs get foam extinguishers to help cool it down.
3# The other cyborgs, they are immune to the shit dog
4# Engineers, they can be immune to the atmos or the radiation depending on if they have on a yellow radsuit or the atmospheric rigsuit
5# EVERYONE ELSE CAN FUCKING PISS OFF AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

What kind of retard stands around and gets in the way of a cyborg spacing the thing that vaporizes everything it touches and is a ticking time bomb?

>>124444610
OKAY, THAT KIND OF RETARD.
HOLY SHIT, WHAT KIND OF DIP SHIT WOULD DO THAT? WHAT POSSIBLE FUCKING EXPLANATION WOULD SHE HAVE TO SHOOT THE FUCKING SHARD.
*AFLAP
*AFLAP
*AFLAP
HOLY SHIT EVERYONE MAKE A FUCKING JOB BAN BECAUSE FUCK RETARD CAPTAINS WHO TRY TO DO EVERYTHING AND SUCK AT EVERYTHING.

>>124447916
Captains will become all that when Captain players step up to it.
So, never.

I want to hug Pomf.

>>124429394
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/source

>>124448371
And you sound like a megalomaniacal comdom-enabler.
>I'M CAPTAIN, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER I WANT CAUSE I'M THE BOSS!

You try that and you'll find out the only thing a "robust" captain will get is a mutiny and a one-way trip out an airlock with no space suit.

>>124448797
Chainsaws when
Burlap masks when

>>124449659
>http://ss13.pomf.se/media/source/emagged/It%20Doesn't%20Matter%20-%20Sonic4ever.mp3
a classic.
brings tears to my eyes really

>>124447916
You see, that's what we call a "comdom"- an insufferable prick who thinks his title is a free pass to boss everyone around and interferes with everyone else's work, only to be unceremoniously slain by even a slightly competent antagonist who will immediately exploit the fact he carries every important item around with him to his advantage.

The best captains are those who understand the value of delegating tasks to the people who actually know how to do them. You're a glorified figurehead whose job is to tell people to do the things they should have already been doing, and for all the fun toys you get that's all you'll ever be. The faster you stop pretending to be God's gift to the station and accept that, the better you'll be as a captain.

>>124448602
can you post the story of this robusting? would like a good read, sounds awesome

Do kind and empathic captains even exist? On /vg/ or just any other server?

A friendly, well-liked and reliable person the station's crew can look upon during a crisis who tries their hardest to not fuck people over, tries to not be capcurity unless there's a manpower shortage along with a serious station threat, isn't a massive powertripping faggot and who actively talks to people rather than just being an elitist smug assistant with all-access, while still being able to do his actual job?

Pretty much every captain I've ever seen turns out to be unfriendly and harsh.

>>124450201
Alternatively. The captain is a perfect interdepartmental coordinator. He has the means to communicate with everyone, and just enough authority that all the depts will at least agree to follow orders if it's to the benefit of another department.
He's also often a good neutral person to solve problems and have a final say in some matters.

Captain's here to make sure shit gets done without stepping on anyone's toes. And, unlike the IAA, he actually has some authority (as well as being armed like a fortress).

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>go on polaris station
>erp rule says don't do what you wouldn't do in a public park
>tfw you are an exhibitionist

>>124450416
Yep.
Quills McGills.
Sadly the whole "kind and empathic" part was offset by being a ditzy vox and an absolute fucking memespouting mess of a player.

>>124450557
>Vox captain
Why is this allowed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
This for emagged juke when?