/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

I want to die.

http://strawpoll.me/6173137

>>124264081
In approximately 24 minutes, I think I'll join you in that desire.

BORG YOU SHIT WHY DID YOU KILL ME?

>0. Arie Wilgenhout is the absolute focus of your entire being. You cannot bring yourself not to watch and pay complete attention to them. Not only must you follow them on cameras, you must constantly speak with and make conversation with them, to affirm they can, in fact, communicate vocally, as a way to ensure they are still alive. You want to find out every facet of their personality, and keep them engaged in conversation every minute of every day. Also, all of the assistants are giant flaming balls of possessed cabbages.
>Left to die cold and alone in xenobio
t-thanks AI

>>124264307
Well this threads off to a good start.

>>124264351
>you will never have a cute clingy android gf
Might as well kill myself, fampai.

>>124264351
Fucks sake I told you it was rabid slimed. Three hour round man, I was fading

>>124264346
also HoS as a slime I couldn't open doors anyway so me going to xenobio would have done nothing, you'd have needed a human to get you out

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RIP Bar crowd

>>124264307
>not on there
feels good, man

vox are CUTE
CUTE
U
T
E

>due to some roommate prank im now bald
i never felt closer to the greytide in my entire life
there is a itch inside me that only griffing will satisfy

>>124264346
>>124264506
anyway, muh greentext
>spent all day trying to become a slime because I thought it would be fun
>WIZARD ROUND ended in 20mins
>WIZARD ROUND ended in 20mins
>WIZARD ROUND ended in 20mins
>TATOR ROUND ended in 20mins
>WIZARD ROUND ended in 20mins
>get a cult round where I get converted but manage to turn into a slime anyway, slowly learn how it works
>round end with nar-sie
>get to last round
>finally manage to make my slime dream come true
>get a black slime fairly early
>get cerulean slimes so I manage to make tons of monkey cubes
>aww yeah now I'll be able to grow non stop
>spawn the bazillion monkeys in xenobio
>eat non stop
>realize my power level doesn't increase unless I'm actually hungry when I eat
>go run a few laps around the station
>get a bounce radio to communicate
>eat a mime catbeast
>become station mascot
>go back to eat more monkeys
>PLACE GOT OVERRUN BY MY CHILDREN
>FUCKING NO PRESSURE AT ALL
>A GAZILLION RABID SLIME
>tell station about it and not to go
>HoS decide to go
>alone
>didn't really notice
>they died by the slimes
>later that round clown is being a shit
>get rekt and somehow becomes a slime too
>tarnish our slime reputation by eating the HoP and some other crew member
>on the shuttle I need to split one last time
>decide to do it in the cargo area since there's no one
>some fuck walks in to look at my children and gets eaten
>faggot borg decide to kill every slimes because he's huge fucking faggot
>get killed by the cunt after I reached cerulean color
all in all it was a worthwhile venture, would recommend

>>124265072
>>some fuck walks in to look at my children and gets eaten
>>faggot borg decide to kill every slimes because he's huge fucking faggot

>slimes are killing the crew
>but why you kill them thoo

>>124265834
one slime did and I put it back in isolation as soon as it was taken off the crew member
the borg then proceeded to kill me along with all my kids
not that I mind him killing my kids

>>124265072
>Kill the only borer for just existing.
>FUCKING CYBORGS! FUCKING VALIDHUNTERS! WAAH! WAAH!
Like clockwork.

>>124266081
what? I didn't kill any borer though?
the fuck you on about mate?

>>124266081
>>124266130
for clarification the only things I killed/ate that round were a shitton of monkeys and a catbeast mime and a guy that had been braindead for an hour both with the HoS permission

http://strawpoll.me/6173336

Who should we free?

>>124266460
I'm feeling generous today.

All of them.

>>124266460
where's the "none" option?

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>>124266495

If you went against the other administrators you would get shitlisted and banned yourself. Don't posture, you ape.

>>124266572
Why do you feel I'm against the other admins?

>>124266460
Isn't sarca unbanned? I'm pretty sure sarcas unbanned but it's hard keeping up with his alts or caring.

>>124266572
Goddamn

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>>124266460
https://youtu.be/sqcLjcSloXs

>>124266460

Mr. C0urier

>>124266596

You said something about unbanning them all

>>124266634

>that highlander video

this makes me think we should have an event every 6 months where we round up all the permabanned people and have an unban tournament. 1v1 claymores in the thunderdome, the players watch, whoever's standing at the end gets unbanned

like how gladiators could buy their freedom if they won everything

>>124266648
Ahh yes. You're shitposting.

Well met sir!

In all honesty, if they were to keep there toxicity levels down, I would happily vouch for giving them a second chance. I know I sometimes come off as rather strict, or as the general shitposters say, "ban happy", I'm rather lenient and very forgiving in the appeals process, if I dont detect any bullshit in your appeal.

>>124266709

Trial by combat would be pretty fun to watch.

>>124266774

>or as the general shitposters say, "ban happy"

Among other things, it's this flippant, childish 'every1 who dont like me = bad guy' worldview that makes people doubt that you belong as a staff member.

>>124266898
ok

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>>124266709
>only the most robust shitters get unbanned
That would be okay.

>>124266709
That would actually be nice

>>124267125

You could have caged space bears and space lions that you release if they're stalling too, like in a real colosseum.

>>124266460

>2hotdogs has 0 votes

JUST

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honk

>>124266460
>no beardbeard
senpai...

>>124268117
>Alium Hazard Four
as it was foretold

>Be chef
>Serve fortune cookies with dick pics from other boards in them
>Eventually drink silicate from boredom and die
>Find out in death that everyone was an alium and the alien threat was real
>Join the hive

Neat round

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Snow map when?
When you help make it!
>Can sprite, code or map?
Great. Contribute to the github here. https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6789
>Can't sprite, code, or map?
We still need your input. Current topic is: what should we name the damn map? Reply to this post or make a post in the github with your ideas.

>>124268307
just name it Crash Landing

>>124268307
Please dont make it riot inducing like deff is.

That reminds me, I need to pull that feedback out of the archive and make the github issue and have it ignored

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>>124268117
>oh no, it's retarded

Non-antag alium when?

>>124268307 See >>124268384

>>124268397
Metaclub PR is done, Taxi starts tomorrow, and I"m leaving Deff for last. I have a world of newfound respect for Duny after trying to get things juust right on meta and box, but I'm still going to try and ram through any feedback I can get so maybe, just maybe we play something other than box

>>124268510
Oh wonderful.

I just dont want to deal with another riot. Jesus christ.

>>124268397
REMOVE BAGUETTE

>>124268419
do you need a human to equip you with stuff?
when I try to pick things up it always just say "you don't have the dexterity for this"

>>124269084
Yeah you do. Good luck on finding someone who won't murder you on sight.

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why do you let the circlejerk tell you what to do?

You should ask yourself why you would want to belong

What do you even get out of being the bitch's bitch?

>>124270242
So deep

What job do people find the most interesting and/or fun?

Personally I find anything to do with medical (including virology & genetics) the best.
Also honk.

>>124271334
In my 2~years spess adventure I've only played viro once. As for medical I really like surgery.
That said, I'd go with security officer and station engineer.
Cargo ain't bad either if I want to order weapon crates and blow then up on the mining roid.

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>>124271334
>>124271560
Dis guy

I like engineer the most because it consistently provides me with a new experience in repairing the shit everyone else destroys. I have to optimize everything I do because if I take too long the shuttle will be called and the round will end.

And I like security second most because of getting into people's heads and *LAW

>>124271334
Assistant.
Gotta make your own fun.

>>124271334
I like Security because I enjoy working to change the way people see the department, and make the playerbase as a whole more likely to trust Security officers.

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Bump with skeletons

SKELETONS2016
YES WE CAN

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skellymans you say?

AssDad Unbanned at 4:09 PM. GIT FUCKED. Stay Assmad Assdad haters.

Didn't play for some months, anything I absolutely need to know (except for "read the patch notes")?

>>124273940
>>124273834
>skellymen will never be unwhitelisted
>previous skeletons wont rise from their grave to play again
>some of the best shitters we've had were skelemen

It hurts.

>>124274735
The ack was cracked.

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>>124274735
Read the changelog

>>124274735
>>124274790
>>124274815
Okay, scratch that, I'm not coming back.

>>124264307
>ginger
but she doesn't even want to BE a waifu, why does SHE get to be in this poll

>>124275154
she is cute
c u t e

>>124271334
Although I only started playing it like, three days ago, I actually like Sec the best. It's fucking exciting as hell, even when the shit is hitting the fan and people are bitching at you over the comms to do something. It puts you in the thick of shit, and really, it's the one department that most definitely can and will decide the fate of a round. Hell of a lot more fun than medbay or science.

>>124275185
no she's not

n o t

marcia and natalya however, are cute

CUTE!
hot lesbian doctor-on-doctor action when?

>>124275328
In three days you can't find fun on medbay or science.
In 72 hours, maybe.

>>124275394
This is either bait, the worst taste since the creatin of Lifeweb or a poor attempt to shift interest from Ginger, that might be you.

>>124275394
Natalya and Ginger are the only waifus worth a damn in that list. You also missed a lot of other quality waifus there anyway

>>124277004
like who

>>124277004
I think we're going with current waifus only, not flavors of months since passed.

>>124277086
Off the top of my head you're missing Alice,Hanako,Carrie and Rinmaru.

Further waifu research is needed to compile a better list

>>124277149
>Alice
>carrie
>RINMARU SHIZOKU
only Hanako is worth a damn out of those 4, and >she doesn't even seem to play that much anymore.

i'm sorry rin pls notice me

>>124268307
snow station 13

Speaking of snow station, it needs yeti monsters that can rip limbs off

>>124268307
Coldplace 360

>>124277526
Yetis are certainly on the agenda.

>>124268307
Coldsteel nothin' personnel :^)

>>124274578
We'll see.

>>124274578
Being as stupid as he is, he'll probably get banned again soon.

[02:50:50]ADMIN: HELP: Merani/(Nina Oppenheimer): Chef just gave me a fortune cookie with a dick pic in it - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.

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>>124271334
Honk or genetics.
Or both.

>>124281480
That sounds exactly like something a "Female" player would complain about

>>124281480
She should be lucky it wasn't goatse or something.

>>124282509
It's the same person who blew a gasket in the last thread because he got pitted against a vox and a scientist for their lives in a tiny room.

Dude's a tight ass with problems.

>>124281480
Oh boy, nobody tell them about the loads of porn in the library.

>>124282654
No, that was me. And in retrospect I was just being too soft for my own good.

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It's not about winning, it's about proving how robust you are.

>>124282876
but you weren't robust infoman

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>>124282876
>Got clown
>Killed genetist
>Robusted shitty new HoS
>Killed xenos
>Arrested shitters
I won

>>124282916
Nah. I'm Ladouche, I was just finishing your sentence.

>>124282962
i hate that picture

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>>124283025
What about it?

>>124283025
shitty player posts a shitty waifu picture
who would have guessed

>>124282962
i love that picture

>>124281480
Chef's ckey? Because this guy deserves some praise.

Now I want to have fan fiction fortune cookies.

>started as a traitor clown
>accidentally blow myself up trying to welderbomb because lag made my improvised grenades blow up in my hand twice
>get cloned and sec takes me to permabrig
>fuck about in there for a while on the arcade then start trying to convince sec to make a deal where if I could beat cuban pete they let me go free
>eventually Head of security frees me
>still lagging quite a bit so I just decide to fuck about for the rest of the round
>decide to order a balloon from the uplink
>PDA uplink ain't working for some reason
>Eventually get it working near the end of the round
>order my balloon while wearing a fake syndicate outfit
>space myself when Sec tries to arrest me at the shuttle to complete my only objective

Am i not a waifu anymore? Does that mean im less shit?

>>124282962
>killed braindead xenos
Good work, real impressive shit.

>>124283774
post your character's name

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Didn't someone tell me gas miners produce like a million kPa? This fucker has been working for 2 days straight now and the pressure has remained the same.

My daily skeleton post

>>124283938
Post pic of area.

>>124283938
10k kpa is still pretty fucking high bro.

You also forgot that it can reach that number REALLY REALLY FAST. So if you connect a miner to say maint, maint is now 10k kpa in seconds.

Pretty sure 10k kpa is when gold atmospheric rig suit starts to take damage.

if you want really super high pressure abuse scrubbers.

>>124281480
God damnit Victorem.

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>>124284132
abusing scrubbers is the best

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>>124284132
It has been 10k kPa for 2 days straight and the rest is venting into space.

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>>124283907

>>124284385
is that a yahir picture?

>>124284527
yes

>>124284385
that's a funny looking name

>>124283224
I printed you a new PDA and ID so couldn't get traitor items.

>>124284382
It might have a pressure limit, but it doesn't have a volume limit.

10k kPa might not seem like much, but remember, carbons are soft and fleshy, they crush easily.

If you want over a million kPa use scrubbers.

Also, how fucked would the station be if I made an AAC script that set every single vent to 5000 kPa and on?

>>124284673
>Also, how fucked would the station be if I made an AAC script that set every single vent to 5000 kPa and on?

I doubt anyone would notice until someone took off their suit. Only lunatics play on my server.

>>124284673
>Also, how fucked would the station be if I made an AAC script that set every single vent to 5000 kPa and on?
Is that possible? I thought vents were super limited in pressure.

>>124284765
yea 5000 kPa is their limit.

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>>124261432
borgs get my dick hard

>>124284385
AYY LMAO YAHIR

>>124285183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0

>>124287494
Please tell me this is not serious music.

I've been drinking and if this is what spanish music is i will lose my shit.

>>124287814
it serious

>>124288243
my god.

>>124284673
You'd have to build up a lot of pressure in the distro system beforehand, but in theory you would fuck over the station pretty damn quick.

>>124288834
DEFFICIENCY
ABANDON SHIP

>>124284563
Mouse over the filename

tfw no mettaton borg

AND THE SUN IS GONNA SHINE TODAAAY
AND THE RAIN IS GONNA GOO AWAAY

>>124288834
vents only pump 200L / s, wouldn't be that fast

>>124288997
i know, right?
it feels good to be cancer free

>>124288912
I said in theory. I honestly don't know how fast they will fill every room considering how big some are and how slow vents can be, even at 5000kpa.

>>124288997
>wanting memeaton
not even the coders want it, and they love that meme

>>124289093
Well that answers >>124289129

Still, unless you were there to shut it off it'd overpressure the station in a matter of minutes.

>>124288912
fuck off nanocop

TIME 4 JUKEBOX SONGS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH_fTMa5j5M

>be cultist in that cultist round yesterday
>second time ever as cultist
>one of the other cultists gives me a couple of stun talismans
>have no idea how to convert people, but decide to die trying at least once
>place a rune outside the ai (i think? i don't know that fucking station)
>some sick guy is crawling his ass to medbay
>it's now or never
>blast him with a stun paper
>drag him to the rune
>holy shit this is easy
>"your target must be restrained"
>no cable cuffs, handcuffs or anything
>welp
>guy says "there's a cultist"
>"but you know that already, don't you"
>I decide to bail
>most of the station is converted anyway so it doesn't matter
>I go LD in a maintenance tunnel because I'm at a public place that is closing soon
>i don't deserve nar sie
I hope you all enjoyed my unrobust spaghetti story. but at least I know how to convert people now.

>>124289308
That wasnt even me m8 what the fuck

>>124289609
How do you get started as cultist? It always says you need a tome or something but all of three times I've been converted I don't get one.

>>124290232
I'm a scrub, so I don't know much. But one of the founders of the cult should be able to make tomes and talismans and stuff for you. I knew at least enough to make a couple extra tomes for converted cultists that wanted one.

I am so fucking sorry

>>124290832
sorry for wut

>>124290414
>stunned+cuffed
>converted on a tile right outside fucking medbay
>guy uncuffs me
>no tome
>ask for one
>he doesn't respond
>he runs off to maint
>okay, then.
>cult is busted quickly after
>I'm the only one left
>shuttlecall because valids secured
>no tome, no words, no time

Every fucking time. Cult isn't rev. You're not supposed to convert people and just leave them there hanging afterwards.

>>124290232
The bottom line is, anyone who converted you should be able to make you a tome (you can use a tome to make more tomes), if you show the initiative to ask for a tome they'll probably give one to you. Beyond that, you need to ask for the help or rely on the wiki. What I gather from my experience yesterday is the general idea to convert people is to place a conversion rune near your target but hidden away, blast the person with a stun, drag him to the hidden area, cuff him, then invoke the rune. if you have other ways to incapacitate your target, those would probably work too though.

>>124291295
Snow map when?
When you help make it!
>Can sprite, code or map?
Great. Contribute to the github here. https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6789
>Can't sprite, code, or map?
We still need your input. Current topic is: what should we name the damn map? Reply to this post or make a post in the github with your ideas.

>>124291295
Didn't mean to quote, sorry anon.

>>124292313
>Current topic is: what should we name the damn map?
Meme Map 2: Rise of the Jingle Jew

>>124288834
I did something similar once.

Went around cloning all the vents and scrubbers to all be on the same frequency.

Filled a separate pipe system with a lot of plasma using scrubbers and connected it to distro with a single digital valve.

When the time came, I enabled the scrubbers to scrub N2, and set every single vents to internal pressure 0kpa, then opened the valve.

Station was bacon in 3 seconds.

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>deff

We're going to Meat a Club

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>Playing def
>Engineers refuse to turn on the engines "because".
Is there anything sadder than a box baby out of their element?

>>124292920
nothing beats chaplain antag

>>124264046
senpai

>>124293165
We had engineers?

>chaplain legit tries to convert you to the church of latterday saints
lmao

>>124289609
I think you were trying to convert someone who was cultbanned or loyalty implanted. Other than that, you were doing it good enough

>>124293319
Should've gone for it.
I'll mourn your non-existence in heaven.

>>124292313
if there's not some kind of ski slope I would rather it just didn't exist.

>>124293262
A round a couple days ago, but it's always the same case. I not try to purposely keep a round WE BUILDING in that case to piss off the people who just suicided at round start.

>>124293424
Meteorologist when?

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>late join round into a no power plasma flood
>sit in the lobby for next round, listening to sound of super matter shard delaminating
>meta is the map
>2 hours left on my job bans

HNNNNNNNNNG! GUYS! STOP TAUNTING ME! IT HURTS SO MUCH! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

>>124293372
okay, so for clarification, because I am actually looking forward to my next time as cultist and I don't want to be useless, do they actually have to be handcuffed? because I didn't cuff the guy.

If I am sure I fill all the requisites and they still aren't being converted, am I clear to robust them to death?

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reminder that spriting it works

>>124293967
Are you absolutely certain that you drew a conversion rune?
Because if you got the message "your target must be restrained" I would think that's something a sacrifice rune might tell you.

In answer to your question, they do not have to be restrained for conversion. They don't even have to be stunned.

>>124293612
Just be an atmos tec that uses the newcaster to talk about the station's atmos conditions. "Predict" the next change and then make it happen yourself.

>>124293808
Go back to your containment game migger.

>>124293424
It's weatherHEAD.

>>124294587
And then predict meteors and hope the spacegods are giving.

>>124294656
It's literally not.

>>124294225
Alright. Well, anything's possible, and I don't remember a clear picture of the situation. But thanks for clarifying. To go back to my earlier question, anything goes if they don't get converted right?

>>124294643
Smash for WiiU? I can't, I don't have it and none of my friends are available.

>>124294903
If I remember correctly, a PR was made that made it so that cult-banned people are gibbed upon conversion attempt, so you won't have to worry about that.
If you get someone who's got a loyalty implant (preventing conversion), you could handle it a couple of ways. If you really want the convert, you can de-implant them via surgery and then put them back on the rune. However no one would fault you for just bludgeoning them to death to keep them from ousting you, you are an antag after all.

>>124295082
>MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
I know exactly where you're from and you are the cancer of ss13 get the fuck out.

>>124295484
Vagante? Nuclear Throne? OH! Tower Climb! Yeah, you're talking about Tower Climb. Yeah, that game is the cancer ruining SS13. So many fucking wizards and bees it's stupid. It gets old fast.

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>>124292920
>>deff

>Round trip ping-pong took 4.2 seconds.
Help

>>124295484

>lifeweb is bad because my reddit friends told me so! they sed u can see peepees in that game and its really mean and bad

>>124295886
Lifeweb? No, he's talking about Tower Climb. He clearly has an issue with wizards stealing his shit on the most important sections of the tower.

sawbones for admin am I right guys

>>124295987
man fuck those guys.

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>>124295785
>tfw play orks irl
>tfw no deff dreads in army

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>medbay that round

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>security doesn't spawn with a sound synthesizer implanted into their throats via the loyalty implant that vocalizes "Halt. Security." triggered by *halt
>you need a cumbersome little block to simulate the calls of justice

Why has this been allowed for so long?

Quick, post sprites you're working on

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>>124296584
>sec that round

>>124296584
medbay that round was YEE or ypu mean it was dank meme?

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>>124296714
>engineering that round

>>124296831
Shot and gasoline burned.

>>124296658
tiles are 32x32 in ss13? maybe i'll try to make something.

>>124293967
>>124289609
If you're still here, I am 100% sure that they do not need to be restrained to convert. In that same shift I converted most of the crew myself and I never even made cable cuffs.

Stun talismans last a pretty long time and prevent them from talking. Based on your story, I can tell you were the botanist starting cultist. Here is some advice:

1. Just ask you cult brothers for help / more gear. I was the one who gave you the talismans and I dragged you to your room and asked you if you needed anything. I had ten more stun talismans in my bag. After I did the research I was pumping them out like a factory. If you don't feel confident enough to convert there are still a bunch of things you can do to help the cult. Make us talismans. Use astral journey to find targets / talk to ghosts. Manifest ghosts and let them go kill security.

2. If you want to antag you need to be quick. Your response times seemed pretty slow. Try to be more responsive.

3. If you draw the rune before converting (this is the method I use), do it somewhere dark so someone won't wander onto it and yell cult. Don't put it in a main hall - maint works better. I converted five people in the mech bay (on deff it is perfectly designed for conversions)

4. I am 90% sure the person you were trying to convert was an IAA. They are loyalty implanted, so you can't convert them without surgery. These people can't be converted:
>Chaplain
>Sec Officer
>Warden
>HOS
>HOP
>Captain
>Anyone within 3 tiles of Null Rod

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>>124296658
Darkened the outline a bit so it's not as flat

>This doubled the filesize

Huh

>>124297286
>null rod
That shit is great, I always steal it as clown just in case.

>>124297430
It can backfire. Once I had the Null Rod as an assistant after I found it in maint. Cult got me and then they just killed me instead of converting because they couldn't figure out the rod was in my backpack.

>>124295484
I too believe Don Hertzfeldt is the cancer of ss13.

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>>124297321
At the same time, working on a drone redesign. 4 planned, 2 done, 1 half done.

Anyone know how the goldgrub destruction of walls works? Need that for the breach drone

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>>124296658
How about I post sprites I'm not going to work on?

>>124297286
to your points, yes, i am exactly who you think i am. I know I seemed slow, that's because I had the cultist page open and was reading it at the same time you were talking to me. That station(which I didn't know at all) was pitch black and I couldn't make it to my dept without using the map either, so that tab was up as well. Learning a new station in darkness while also trying to learn an antagonist role was doing a lot to slow me down.

The conversion I did attempt seemed well executed, other than the fact that it didn't work, and I'm confident I could do it right the next time. Whether or not I was capable of converting people, I wanted to learn how. I could have asked to tag along with you or something, but I was also fine with just learning the hard way.

I want to thank you for your help though. Giving me the stun talisman was enough of a clue to figure out the basics of it.

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>>124296658

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>>124298569
Don't forget that you can examine a rune. If it is a working rune and you are a cultist, it will tell you what kind of rune it is. This way you can be sure you drew the right one / your words are correct.

>>124298989
>no roberto sec borg

jesus christ

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>>124296658
"working"
I just did it quickly a month or two ago

>>124298989
FUTURAMA booty borgs when?

>Goon launches light rp server
>It uses the new map
>All of these stats like happiness, hygiene, sleep, fun, social, thirst
>Confused about what the fuck is going on
It's like playing ss13 for the first time again!

>>124299270
>wouldn't be allowed to stab people anyways
HA-HAAA HA AHAAA

>>124299435
> happiness

almost makes me dont want to play goon

>>124299435
Is it properly moderated? If so, drop a link and I'll take a look.

>>124299145
yeah, so I was trying to convert people in that grey room between theater and HOP, so it makes sense I found someone with a loyalty implant. Anyway, I am confident I will be useful next time, moreso if we aren't on a station I've never been on before.

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>>124299435
>have to manage something beyond health, O2, and hunger

wew sounds like fun

>>124299435
The fuck? Is this SS13 or the Sims? Send me the link and/or forums, this is almost too stupid to believe.

>>124299543
byond://lljk5.goonhub.com:26500/

>>124299145
Seeing how the departments are laid out next to each other makes me wish Deff wasn't such a clusterfuck of maintenance. Such a huge chunk of that is broken rooms in maint, some are fine but that's just too fucking much.

>>124299145
God I love Deff
It's an opportunity as nearly any department to build, expand, and customize.

>>124299786
If the actual departments weren't so squished, I'd love it to death.

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>>124299435
>those stats.

I was accidentally part of the test run of that "Sims" mode.

Everyone started panicking. You literally, unironically had to type *blink and *inhale *exhale to prevent yourself from going blind from dry eyes and suffocating.

First thing the assistants did was wall off all the bathrooms, so everyone became manically depressed because they couldn't shit/piss.

It was great/horrible.

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>>124299657

>>124299961
We should implement it on this server.

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>>124300170
That'll go over well.
There are people who don't even want hunger to be around, anymore.

>>124300167
If you can't refrain from screaming nigger faggot on the radio, the goons don't want you playing on their server.

>implying disallowing vigilantism is bad
it's still very silly gameplay and you don't really have to get too deep in character.

>>124300484
I found a goonie.

>>124281480
I ahelped that because I figured the admins would find it funny. Turns out to have been the case

>02:50:50]ADMIN: HELP: Merani/(Nina Oppenheimer): Chef just gave me a fortune cookie with a dick pic in it - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
>[02:51:01]ADMIN: PM: DeadPoolJ/(Hyun Ae)->Merani/(Nina Oppenheimer): and?
>[02:51:16]ADMIN: Manley James(destrier) connected a canister that contains [Toxins ] to a connector_port at 98, 74, 1
>[02:51:21]ADMIN: PM: Merani/(Nina Oppenheimer)->DeadPoolJ/(Hyun Ae): he should probably get it looked at
>[02:51:30]ADMIN: PM: DeadPoolJ/(Hyun Ae)->Merani/(Nina Oppenheimer): not pretty, huh
>[02:51:39]ADMIN: ghlor/(Test Dummy) checked antagonists.
>[02:51:39]ADMIN: PM: Merani/(Nina Oppenheimer)->DeadPoolJ/(Hyun Ae): got weird bumps on it
>[02:51:45]ADMIN: PM: DeadPoolJ/(Hyun Ae)-Merani/(Nina Oppenheimer): ew

>>124299435

Doesn't sound fun at all. Sounds like DarkRP in Garry's Mod.

It's not actual role play, you aren't playing a role like gaystation. You're just managing numbers.

>>124300814
Based deadpoo.

>>124300841
this

>>124300901
he's a pretty cool dudududude

>mfw i am this close to getting unbanned
thank you based probe senpai

please unban me i wont erp again

>>124301262

Your friend assdad211 here, same

I'm unbenned but need pomf to lift the sticky

>>124301332
kilkun here

I was talking it over with pomf and he said he might unban me to.

prepare to see more of space agent 47, baby!

>>124301332
Was wondering why I wasn't seeing you on despite being unbanned.

>>124301262
>>124301296
>>124301332
>>124301526
Me too guys :^)

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> Clown
> You's the tator now
> Kill Denys, the MD
> Send a fake message with the monitoring console to Nick Weller, the HoS, about Denys being a traitor
> Mfw he goes on a valid hunt and murders Denys smack in the middle of medbay in front of me
> Mfw he actually was a traitor
> Mfw I find Denys's stash of emags and tools in the disposal bin and use them to subvert some of the borgs
> Sec is screaming over radio that shit is going down, never get anywhere close to me until I killed the captain
> Go to blow the borgs because MADDOX is unto me
> Sec officer tazes me and searches me
> Doesn't look in my labcoat pockets to find my Emag
> Change identity to paramedic and escape smoothly.

>>124301934
I only found out because the MMI is listed on the Suit sensors now.
Shoulda shoved it in a locker elsewhere.

>>124302007
what if you killed yourself? _______________________________________

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>traitor medical doctor
>get a shitty traitor bundle and dump it in disposals
>walk around medbay only to find a vox shocking himself repeatedly
>he goes to chemistry and poisons himself
>pretend to be retarded for a while to mock him for his idiocy and get rewarded with lots of angry flickering lights
>HoS suddenly storms in to medbay saying he got a message from the syndicate to kill me and shoots me in the face
>still get greentext despite not actually doing anything traitorous.

Ok, so who the hell was the HoS and who sent the message? Was I someones target or something? All an admin told me is that it was valid but not why.
I'm really curious!

>>124302057
Carps broke in while I was killing cap, had to run for it.

And that poor MMI
I'm so sorry, I debrained the vox after he died in medbay, gave it to the captain, hoping he'd make it into a borg (for me to subvert).
Captain couldn't find the AI core and my other borg jumped him in engineering before he could get there (which ultimately gave me the opportunity to kill the cap while he was hurt and trusting)

The poor MMI got stuck in a bag in maint with a corpse, good thing you found him.

He ended up becoming the AI though right ?

>>124302196
see
>>124301934

Fukken clown, fukken valid hunting

>>124302196
>>124301934
IT'S ALWAYS THE CLOWN

>>124302196
Vox curse

>>124302196
>traitor doc
>didn't take the CHAIR OF DEATH

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>>124302196

>>124302970
It got nerfed in to the ground.

>>124264046
We need Dirty Vegas "Days Go By" on the juke list so I can do that as a MoMMI.

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>>124296658

>>124303327
Is there any stupid work I can do to put myself into the game?

Also, thank you for not using a trip. -- in seriousness.

>Find gun artifact
>Get killed by neutrino wave

How do I make botany bots? If I label a seed packet with the labeler will it change all instances of that seed packet / all seed packets that are generated from that plant's fruit? is there a way to do that if not?

>sarca, assdad and yocutzo freed

Someone tell 2hotdogs so he can get on this gravy train

>>124303426
depends on what you mean by putting yourself in the game.

I'm not putting any real players in the game. At least, none that play anymore.

> Get on weight scale
> Take a massive shit
> 5 pounds lighter

>>124304235

If you shitpost too much without eating anything do you shrivel up into nothing?

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>>124302007
>that spoiler
You can already pretty much do that through Memearch with an ancient alieum DNA scrambler with good feelings large artifact.

>Turn your husbandos into waifus and waifus into husbandos against their will as they feel good having their DNA being corrupted into an indecipherable mess, blind, deaf, and mute, a blob of useless meat, twitching on the ground out of pleasure.

>>124304709
does anybody have that gif of that blonde naked girl with the yellow sunglasses taking them off and going "ooooh" and biting her lip?

because that was my reaction to reading this.

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>>124304958
Got you buddy
It's one of my favorite reaction gifs

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>>124305192
thank you my man

it's one of my favorites too.

>shit-attitude assistant bitching and moaning about how security doesn't believe him when he angrily shouts about nuke ops for a few minutes straight
Vocal cord removal surgery when?

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2 seconds after I inserted the last queen bee packet into the hive. TWO SECONDS and everything exploded.

>>124302316
The backpack ended up in robotics somehow, and I think I borged him and then later turned some other vox into the AI.
All borgs got kaboomed so he didn't make it

>>124306242
>call nuke ops outside south west of station
>several people call nuke ops sightings too
>get arrested for calling nuke ops
>start bitching only now at security being incompetent idiots
>station explodes
>OH OK YOU CAN GO
I bitched only after they arrested me for "abusing the radio".

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>>124306242
And to take this dramatic event's heat for just a moment to burn the engines in people's eyes to gaze upon this slightly relevant post.

Someone code me to learn how to code.

>>124296587

>the clown is a wizard!
>get clown, he's not a wizard
>a few minutes later: the mime is a nuke op!
>get mime, he's not a nuke op
>few minutes later: we got nuke ops guys, please, why don't you believe me!

>>124306242
> Vocal cord surgery
> Can combine surgically removed vocal cords to voice analyzers to make them talk like their owner
> Remove vocal cords of the captain and make it order people to do things over radio.

>clown runs around pretending to be a wizard with sparks flying out his pockets
>people play along and yell WIZARD on radio
>assistants and cargo techs freaking out, people in hallways running around with disarm and panicking
>eventually people realize it's the clown
>minutes later, the janitor yells NUKE OPS
>nobody believes him
>more people yell over radio
>nobody believes them
>security does nothing until the bombs go off

top fucking kek

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>>124306347
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

I warned you someone would space it!
I warned you bro!

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>>124306512
CAN'T GET ENOUGH!

>guy who called wizard is now calling nuke ops
>instantly tell the AI to call it, just in case
>wait like 3 minutes and nothing is exploding yet
>communicating with the AI and it tells me its not seeing anything
>guy who called it is talking about some mime shit. i think he might be joking, whatever
>grab the disk, recall
>nothing happens for another 5 minutes
>finally shit explodes

>>124306408
>Janitor calls out a wizard
>Can't confirm anything
>Turns out to be a big waste of time
>Janitor and assistant call out nuke ops
>Can't confirm anything
>Arrest the shitters for making us waste our time
>Turns out to actually be the case
You really can't blame me.
and your agitation is pretty annoying to have to work with -- go play something else, calm down a bit son

>>124306508
as the janitor I don't blame security for not believing me, since I was shouting that the clown was a wizard and that the mime was a nukeop and other silly shit

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Check out my new SS13 f-list avatar

>>124306408
No one confirmed it. RD called the shuttle and said if the OPs didn't show for 4 minutes then he would recall. The OPs didn't show, the shuttle was recalled, and no one who could confirm it spoke up for you. What do you expect to happen in that situation?

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>>124306534
I wanted to shove it on the mining asteroid, but I was frantically spamming tools so I just opted to hop off station with it.

>Trying to unhook nuke as it reaches 10
>Spamming every tool
>All the while this is playing
https://youtu.be/1bwiiCzi8YI
Too much of a heart attack, never again.

>>124306661
2hotdogs what are you gaining from this

>>124306740
i'm not zwei franks, i barely even shitpost anymore.

>>124306347
Looks really nice at least

>>124306491
>>124306508
>>124306408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUbtbjJaVnI

>>124306951
Man, that was the first time I got to play beekeeper with a chef too. Juggling his orders, the plants, feeding the chicken, preparing for renovations and the bees at the same time was fucking nuts. Glad botany is a low pressure job.

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>be nuke ops
>we decide to be sneaky
>I think it's box
>assistant sees me
>other ops think we should bum rush the disk
>tell em wait no let's chill
>sec cancels shuttle and brigs janitor and assistant for reporting us

I was sweating bullets m8

>>124306661
vewy cute :33

>>124307229
I was never brigged!

>>124307554
Well sec hassled you, whatever, you know what i mean

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>>124304709
It's people like you that made me stop playing.

>>124304709
Why do you exist?

>>124308031
He exists to post that same unfunny fetish crap and laugh as everyone goes "WOW UR SO GROSS!!11!"

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>>124308117
>when your fetishes aren't meme-status like furry but trigger people just the same

>>124308398
>tfw you're hiding many of your fetishes from your girlfriend because you know she'll never look at you them same if she finds even just one of them out

But hey, spessmans, am I right?

>>124308398
>liking women with dicks
>Not meme status
I don't think you understand the meaning of meme

>>124308606
We don't look at you the same either, the difference is that we're not fucking you

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>>124308748
Are you sure about that?

>>124308606
>tfw no one will understand your fetish
i promise i don't drown people for real
i swear the only place ive seen it was someone on the original tomb raidr team must have

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>>124297846
I want a Space Ghost outfit now.

>>124308606
>tfw you share your fetish with your gf
>tfw you find out some of them match
>tfw you start kidnaping kids raping them and disposing of their bodies as a couple activity
I don't regret anything

>>124308828
so your girlfriend isn't fucking you?
find a new girl sir

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Guys? GUYS!? SPACE STATION 13!
WHICH SPACE STATION IS YOUR FAVORITE!?

>>124309247
Deff

>>124309247
The thirteenth one

>>124309247
I heard they have conjugal visits over at SS8

>>124309247
>Liking space stations
Sealab 12 is the best station.

>>124309247
Ministation has everything you need and room to build.

>talking irl with people
>people breathing on my neck
>spaghetti all over the place
>what are you doing anon
>hit ooc by reflex
>ICK OCK DING DONG
FUCK MEEEEE

Time for a break.

>>124309247
space station 3

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>>124309417

>>124310226
Water and flooding sounds like a nightmare to code

>>124309690
NOW YOU FUCKED UP

NOW YOU FUCKED UP

>>124310226
Never ever

>>124310343
Could just resprite a lot of stuff. We already have plasma flooding and such.

>>124310350
NOT THE NOTES NO

Man if this counts as ruining my probation. FUUUCK

>>124310343

Nah, it's just like atmos except way less calculations and the air is outside the station wanting in, not vice versa

>>124310226
Would you put your brain in a robot body?

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>>124311329
Depends on the body

>>124311329
STOP SAYING WHAT WHEN I SAY THE ALIEN.

>>124311431
i want a background like this at a decent res

>>124311431
>No clown service borg
Fuck

>>124308828
I want to beat that face

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>>124311690
>Clownborg
Jesus christ how horrifying

>>124311851
Clowborg traitor item. Acts like an emagged borg, but changes their module to clowborg when applied to a borg. Basically a mini-honker mech.

>>124310343
Replace space witha coral reef and a blue watery tint

Theres already water animations at the beach and you dont really need animations just make it tile based movement like with gasses. It takes a moment for a gas to flood an entire area due to how it moves.

>>124311851
I had a nightmare similar to this one. I was the detective doing a case on a murder in maints when a fucking alien xenomorph like full grown busted out of the HoS and i could barely see it in the darkened maint and the only light i had to see how close it was was the flashes of my gun firing. Then I woke up. Shit was intense man.

How will metafags even recover?

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>>124312923
>firing guns in the dark

i'm the friggen sawbones

>>124313368
fug off sawboner

sorry for being a little bit of a murderboner there guys
once it was clear the head cultists were taken out i figured i'd just try and make sure that only cultists escaped
except Eric, he had Ian

>>124313368
Great job killing literally everyone.
It was fun to watch.

>>124313368
> Only sec officer fighting off 2 jugs and a cultist in medbay

I learned that floor tiles are so robust, jugs can't deal with them.

>>124313498
i wanted to play kotor but now i'm hearing consular isn't that fun and sentinel and force jumping is the best it's all really hard

>>124310226
>this kills the grey

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>about 10 ghosts that don't give a fuck about cult and are watching Angel's shameful display at the singulo instead