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/utg/ - Undertale General 2015-12-02 05:21:47 Post No. 124044252
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More Questions Edition
Previous Thread: >>124036406
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/jELjGicn
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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first for
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Anyone want some tea?
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Do you remember his name?
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Mettaton brand thread.
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>>124044354
Woshua
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post BOYS in SKIRTS.
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>you will never be disciplined by Mettaton
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CREATE SHITTY GASTERS AND POST THEM
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Is it time for skeleton lewds yet?
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Puns!
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http://imgur.com/e5cbraM
>>124044441
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>>124044391
I don't want tea, but I want something else.
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>tfw Undertale is beating SMW in the polls
so much salt
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Nth for OTP.
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>>124044380
I think I follow the artist on tumblr but I don't remember who it was.
Maybe they colored it?
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Xth for Humanity!
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I want to marry woshua
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Survey anon here with the compiled summary data for all 772 respondents in pdf, csv, and xls formats! Also, for your convenience I've filtered responses by sexuality and genders in separate pdfs. Survey completed as of 11/25/15.
Undertale Demographics Survey Data: https://mega.nz/#F!BN0liZwJ!OwKoQ2N9d3-q98qYvFo2yg
Thanks for participating! Use the data responsibly, won't you?
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xth for best bros!And living another day while postponing the plans for suicide!
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>>124044447
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>>124044480
beating? it beated.
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>>124044534>And living another day while postponing the plans for suicide!
I know that feel
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What if Asgore and Sans swapped roles?and gaster is toriel, leaving asgore as a comfy depressed single father who may or may not have been a scientist before coming to snowdin
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>>124044528
How can I use the data for evil?
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>>124044424
>>124044441
Gonna try and hit two birds with one stone.
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>>124044476
nuoh my god
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>>124044476
He's not wearing a skirt in any of those though.
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>>124044252
Let's catch that ghost!
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UPDATE
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Think of your favorite character.They married Asgore and were Queen, how beloved are they by the kingdom?
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>>124044534
>Daft Punks
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>>124044447
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>>124044391
Asgore and Muffet sharing tea!
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>>124044485
We need more mistakes into miracles
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Better off Forgotten part 5 is up.
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/134380150290/better-off-forgotten-pt-5
Next partmight be the end.Enjoy.
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>>124044254
I kind of like it but at the same time it makes me worry how I'm spending my time.
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>>124044650
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>>124044707
>lowercase
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>>124044701
How tense...
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>>124044701
>Asgore married Asgore
The kingdom is very confused but happy that hes happy.
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>>124044695
We showed that internet polls are crap, and that really the best game is a personal opinion?
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>>124044501
>ruins behind frisk
>castle behind chara
just noticed
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>>124044707
Just like me about you not using caps
What kind of SHIT man who speaks in hands doesn't speak in hands?
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>>124044701
>Papyrus
Very beloved.
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>>124044701
Very
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>>124044701asriel was already my queen
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>>124044724
>that panda
Oh dear
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It's time for comfy hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiebGJF7sXE
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>>124044707
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cute girls
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number for posting this again
>http://pastebin.com/B06spgQg
>all of it
>http://pastebin.com/SCQvMzwc
>just part 2
Frisk encounters a loose end and comes up with a plan. Post Pacifist, Asriel/Frisksomeday
probably gonna write more this afternoon if I can resist the urge to shitpost
ya'll tear through these threads in a hurry, huh?
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>>124044252
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>>124044831
I guess it's
Sans hands?
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>>124044695
FUCK YOU
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>>124044835
Papyrus as queen AU is the only one I want.
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>>124044707
>LOWERCASE
I SAID SHITTY BUT NOT *THAT* SHITTY
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>>124044218
Sleeping is wonderful and I recommend that everyone should do it
>>124044313
The first time is was light a thick drink. Like if you put just a little too much coco mix in your hot coco. Like I said, certainly not realistic
>>124044326
Haha, thanks anon. I really enjoy my dreams and I'll certainly let you know all about my dreams when I have more time. I have to go to sleep now though, lots of work tomorrow
Good night andsweetdreams
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>>124044453
no such time exists and you're threatening to kill us all by breaking the space-time continuum if you attempt to post such things
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Yep, it still feels like my heart is bleeding.Let's find out where Toby lives and go on a hunger strike outside his house
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http://sailorbeefcake.tumblr.com/
oops i accidentally found an artist for the thread
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>>124044695Tfw for a split split second, I almost went to check MSPA again.God, it's been years.
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>>124044601
Does that imply that Asgore and Toriel were science parents before Toriel got gaster'd?
Because that sounds rad as fuck.
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>>124044882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1LIsrFdEuU
Why not
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>>124044701
>Buddy
She'd backstab ASGORE the first chance she'd get.but for real, probably Asriel so that'd be awkward
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doggo!
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Post stuff that makes you nostalgicdoesnt have to be UT related necessarily
both videos and pic related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWsxg3uNMt4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apYC5Wz1O1Y
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>>124044534finally my robofucker/skelefucker nature can be satisfied in one perfect image
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Someone asked for Papyrus in an apron last thread?
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>>124044772
unclean shit uncleAn sHit thats some uncleanshitrightth ere rightthere if i do say so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Unclean shit
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>*Oh man, sure is a tight fit..you’re still not all the way in!
>*You didn’t think he’d have the GUTS to eat you..
>(This is what you get for snooping around the snowy forests late at night..)
Sansfags explain yourselves
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>>124044601
I want this for prince Papyrus who thinks he is king and his brother doesn't have the heart to tell him he's not.
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>>124044969
>Yep, it still feels like my heart is bleeding
Lucky, I'm just numb
Forever numb all over
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Why do people draw Sans with big eyebrows?
I do not understand.
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>>124044972
did those woshua ones get posted?
more woshua
never enough woshing posting
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>>124045165
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>>124045091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaJsqJ_oV2g
Ironically by toby as wellI miss when Homestuck was good and getting excited for updates
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>>124044447
REMINDER
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>>124044701
>Papgore
>tall goat bone children
Their kid would be Gaster Jr?
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>>124045165
We delved too deep and too greedily...
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>>124045165
I want to be Frisk in that picture.
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>>124044701
I guess she's getting re-married again.
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>>124045153
no
gote and child is not for fight
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>>124044972
Oh they made this, cool.
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>>124044701>Chararip Mt. Ebott>Sans/utg/ would be very happy
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>>124045191
Big brows are attractive, Anon.
It makes the artist aBROWsed.
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>>124045240
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>>124045153
>You will never get in a scuffle with Asriel
;_;
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>>124045153
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>>124044949
YOU ASKED FOR IT. YOU GOT IT.
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>>124045158
Woshua is accelerating, the wosh is tearing itself apart
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>>124045212
Holy. FUCK.
Man I only saw that for a split second but now I really don't want to finish this pie I'm eating.
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>>124045165
>that image
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Headcanon: The core is actually powered by Temmies who run on Temmie sized hamster wheels, fed with a daily diet of red bull and chocolate bars. The Temmie village is a hidden village of runaway Temmies.
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WOSH U SKELETON
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>>124045165
This is stupid.
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>>124045445what was it
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What the hell is even happening in this thread anymore
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RATE
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>>124045445
now I need to know what it was
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>>124045153
>>124045374
>Asriel
>Hurting others
DO
YOU
EVEN
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>>124045165
As a vorefag, I'm disgusted.
None of the characters in UT are suitable for predation.aside from maybe omega flowey
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>>124044476
>tfw Toriel won't teach you how to suck cock
>tfw Toriel won't dom you afterward
why even live
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>>124045514
slow burning emotional break downs
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>>124045212
Cristo REDENTOR
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>>124045475
>Temmies are collectively exploited for free labor because of their low intelligence
there's some symbolism in there somewhere
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>>124045165
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If there are any drawfags in here, can I request an image of Gaster hovering over one of the Gasterposter anons while they're typing in WingyDings?It would fuel my delusions of feeling noticed by the space skeleton
God I've become such a degenerate
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>>124045515
meme/gote
gg anon
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>>124045381
that is so cute, fuck
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>>124045515
6/10, Not Bad Gote!
Keep practicing!
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>>124045514
Sin.
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Give me a weird fetish and I'll draw Burgerpants art of it.
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>>124045345
vriska is better than undyne
by which i mean she does more for my penis
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>>124045621
macro/micro
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>>124045374
>>124045381
>You will never realize your friendship is more important and hug it out.
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>>124045526
>>124045153
you obviously havent seen the whole thing
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>>124045212
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>>124045570
I want to see something similiar, but him getting upset the person typing in wing dings is using lower case.
>YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
kind of stuff
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>>124045621
vore
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>>124045524
It's Frisk? or something unbirthing Sans I think.
>>124045621
Burgerpants being feminized and in pretty dresses
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>>124045445
>>124045524
Sans tongue-fucking a whale, basically. You didn't miss out. Trust me.
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>>124045381
Is this when they fuck?
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>>124045571
MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH SWEETNESS
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Post happy little flowers!
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I'M GOING TO FUCKING DO IT.
I'M GOING TO LUCID DREAM TONIGHT.
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>>124044817
That is the most fitting use of my screencap I've ever seen
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Heading to bed now. Goodnight, /utg/. I love you.
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>>124044447
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>>124045359
That pun really made mefurrow my brow, punpal. What a scandalous thing to say!
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>>124044972
Oh hey it's Burrito Man. Hi Burrito Man.
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>>124045776
GET IN YOUR CRATE
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>>124045669Its not BAD I guess
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>>124045784
Awww that's not shitty it's cute
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>>124045769
Good luck anon. Keep a dream journal and let us know how it goes.
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>>124045568
I mean the shopkeeper buys residue off of you for college, when she had the money all along.
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>MSPaintguy's comic linked in SA's Undertale thread
What.
Why.
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>>124045742
Posting best friend
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>>124045776
Sweet dreams, anon.
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>>124045784
>sans remembers gaster despite him being lost to time and space
>still doesn't celebrate fathers day because he's too lazy
shit son
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>>124045839
O-Okay! I'm going!
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>>124044447
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So what exactly allowed Sans so be so fucking powerful?
Despite his mediocre stats, he is the most viscous character in the game without any doubt.
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>>124045776
Sweet dreams.
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>>124045547
Toriel canonically eats snails.
Bratty 'jokes' about how cat tastes.
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>>124045784
>your other kid is a short fatty
>your other kid is a tall autist
>your wife leaves you because you're such a slut for cock
>only have the drink and anonymous gay sex to keep you going
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No matter how bad things might get, just remember CharaLOVEsyou more than anyone else ever could!
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>>124045621Lobotomy
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>>124045784
"SANS YOU NEVER YOU ARE MAKE ME BREAKING BREAKFAST MY HEART SANS"
besides that this is super cute
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>>124044724
Is that fucking Ken Ashcorp's OC?
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>>124045903
That's not your best friend though.
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>>124045621
flatteningknee inflation
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>>124045898
>SA
what's that
>>124045941
he's able to cheat the system somehow
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>>124045981
Chara isn't capable of loving anyone besides themselves.
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>>124045941
He just attacks super fast and dodges really good. its not like hes strong or anything he only has 1 ATK
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>>124045571
I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH GOTE
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>>124045621DELITIZATION
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>>124045981I feel like we would have been really great friends if she didn't want to kill all of my other friends.
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Who do you think has the harder life: sans or flowey?
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FUCK MOTIVATE ME TO FINISH MY LAB REPORT
WHY CAN'T I STOP SHITPOSTING?
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>>124045928
GOOD BOY
WE SHOULD DECORATE THE CRATE FOR THE HOLIDAYS
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Please bully the goat
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>>124045898
Somethingawfuls dirty dark secret is that it has a large overlap with both 4chan and Reddit
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>>124045165
How am I supposed to explain anything? I never wanted this. All I ask for is for it to stop.
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>>124046056
Something Awful. It's become an SJW heaven and anyone that has opinions that don't match theirs gets silenced quickly
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>>124046032fuck off chara, not even the flower likes you
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>>124045621
Autoerotic asphyxiation
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>>124046137
>FUCK MOTIVATE ME TO FINISH MY LAB REPORT
>WHY CAN'T I STOP SHITPOSTING?
No fuck you motivate ME to finish my Creative Writing paper!
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>>124046137
What would Papyrus do?
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>>124045981
Chara isjust cute!
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>>124046190
I used to go there for content but never really posted.
That sucks it fell to cencorship.
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>>124045981
I'd love them or LOVE them or both.
Whatever they want.
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>>124046105
yes
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>>124046105
Sans
Flowey is happy being a nihilistic little prick. Sans is actually nice and caring despite the shit he goes through when he could be just as much of a dick as Flowey
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>>124046137
haven't you been here for like four threads
maybe it's time to stop and, you know, focus on that report
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>>124045898
SA + Undertale sounds like a really bad combination
But I haven't hung around there in almost 7 years so who knows
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>>124045165
Jesus fuck.
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>>124046137
you know what to do, anon
turn your lab report into a shitpost
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Other interesting voice acting.
https://youtu.be/dCTc83Ke7zs
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>>124045165
>megalovania intensify
>a bad time is certain
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>supposed to study for a major exam tomorrow
>supposed to do Phase 1 of a research project
>shitposting on /utg/ insteadH E L P
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>>124045621
Masochism.
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>>124045803
My apologies.Browsingthese threads is ruining me, the stuff that gets posted here would reallyraise an eyebrowin any civilized company.
Such asyours.
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headcanon time:
sans doesn't actually know his eye glows blue when he gets pissed off/serious. frisk finally ends up telling him this like five years after the fact
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>>124045941
I imagine only having 1 HP has basically necessitated that he be fast to avoid death. Power-wise I had the idea that even if he can't remember every timeline clearly, his skill increases each time he has to fight.
Flowey says he's forced him to reset quite a lot. I imagine that's given him a shit-ton more practice fighting for his life than most others in the game, even if he doesn't remember it.
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>>124045621burgerpants piss
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>>124046213
Do not bully the Chara please.
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Reminder that Alphys likes you and has a crush on you.
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>>124046301
I think you mean turn his shitpost into a lab reportOh wait yah id like to see his report too actually
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>>124046324
Get out of here and go do something that actually matters.We'll still be here when you're done, honest.
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>>124046219
oh come on, creative writing is fuckin' easy. you don't gotta reference shit, just vomit out your brain onto the page. you can do it anon!
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>>124046354
I think the gist is that Sans is just the biggest glass cannon in existence.
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>>124046324
>Studying for a major exam tomorrow
Hahaha, yeah, unless you have been preparing for it, you're fucked
And if you have been preparing yourself for it, you should have been done with studying and relaxing for the big exam
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>>124046393
She can have a crush on me, alright.
Crushing my dick with her FAT ASS.
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I want 20-something Asriel to be my shitty parasite NEET roommate.
>refuses to do chores or get job
>spends all day on couch covered in potato chip crumbs watching anime and playing vidya
>goes for days without showering and doesnt clean fur from bathtub
>bitches at me for not getting food and not renewing his xbox gold subscription
>i dont care
>it just makes him cuter
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>>124046324
I would but I'm just as incompetent at scientific inquiry and academic ability.
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>>124046393
NANANANANANANANANA *DIAL UP NOISES*
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>>124046342
>>124045803
I'm so glad you two are online. Both of you are my favorite posters.
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>>124046390
Friendly reminder to ignore Chara and Chara posters. They are nothing more then edgy kids that want to use your SOUL and Determination to kill all your real friends. Its best to simply be yourself
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I'm determined to post thissometimesuntil you like it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CIVTzdFRUI2ZmXqmzedKz4pITXKVEqdPRKmzLPKu4eg
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>>124045165
undertale was a mistake
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>>124046559
dial up noises are sexy
I miss it.
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wosh u soul
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>>124046324
Get out of here right now and go do the thing.
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Why do I want to fuck Burgerpants so badly? I just want to bend him over the fast food counter and fuck him right in the ass while tears fall from his face from the pure pain off his ass being spread open forcefully.
And as I finish giving him my seed to his lustful ass I start kissing his tear stained eyes telling him that he's nothing without me. Then I grab a glamburger and force feed him the burger as I start to jack him off simultaneously. Once he finally ejaculates into my hand I rub his cum on another burger as a secret sauce and force him to eat that burger as well while telling him that the only future he has is to be my personal fast food sex slave.
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>>124046032
He's everyone's best friend though.
>Captcha: Select all images with flowers
Even google knows it!
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>>124046324
Do what I do
Shitpost until 4am, drink a coffee, pop and Adderall and get shit done
This only works if your exam starts before 12
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>>124046614
Reminds me, I should have a shower.
And wosh my clothes. Thanks, Woshua!
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Every night I'm afraid of going to sleep because it just means the next day will come faster.
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>>124046627
homework anons, this is the motivation you were looking for to leave this thread
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>>124046568
You better have yellow-named everyone in True Pacifist and have never done a single Genocide run in the fewest amount of resets possible o'u'o
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>>124046390
I will bully Chara the same way Charabullied those around him and destroyed hope for the underground
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>>124046627
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>>124046627
whyboner
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>>124046689
same unless it's Friday, I can tolerate that day because weekend soon
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>>124046490
Get a load of this good student
Normies like me pay attention in class, cram the night before/morning of, ace test and forget forever
I should stop doing this
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hey guys give me flowey requests pleaseim dying here
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>>124046427
>>124046625
>>124046490
>>124046546
>>124046670Sadly, I have exactly the same traits that Sans does. Mainly the laziness.But I will definitely try and hide this window and ignore everything but the things I need to do, thanks anons!
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>>124046702
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>>124046393
Oh, how sweet~
I kinda likeASRIEL. ASRIEEEEEL. DO YOU KNOW HIS NAME, ALPHYS? CAN YOU FEEL YOUR SINS CRAWLING ON YOUR BACK?
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>>124046689
My head and my neck hurt so bad right now and I have to get up to leave in four hours and I'm afraid to sleep because the four hours will just be gone quicker. I hate this so much
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>>124046126
>>124046515
rly good 10/10 came hard i cum on wagekek he hiss at benis
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>>124046802
WOSH Ustudy habits
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>>124046702
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>>124046728
That is actually exactly what I've done.aside from that time I downloaded save files for Undyne the Undying and Sans
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I'm going to lucid dream tonight.
I want to dream about flower
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>>124046495
>spend weeks trying to get him to pull his weight
>can't get him to focus on anything for more than a few minutes
>catch him passed out on the couch one morning as you get ready for work
>he doesn't look too great
>have to take the day off work to look after him, hasn't eaten or showered in too long
>have an honest discussion with him finally
>turns out he's depressed, can't see the point in trying at anything
>help him get help, go for jogs together, get him a job at the office
>you will never build Asriel back up into a functioning person and have him become attached and dependent on you for emotional support
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>>124046627
CRAM IT METTATON
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>>124046627
THIS IS NOT COMFY
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>>124046806
Flowey rubbing himself against one of those plants that feels all sticky, but its completely dry and feels like sandpaper.
you know the oneno thats not an analogy for a penis, its a real plant
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have any of the writefags ever encountered writers block? how do you overcomenot being able to write smut and fanfic shit for /utg/?
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>>124046324
You could get one of those programs that temporarily blocks you from accessing particular websites, like StayFocused.
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>>124046806
What is Flowey holding?
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>>124046495
I kinda really, really want this
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>>124044908
Judging by the pacing, I assume it's mostly going to gloss through the game plot except where things are required to change?I was sort of curious as to what Sans would be doing during this reset.
Not sure if you got my post from a few threads back, so I'll just say thanks again for grabbing a moniker so I can keep track of this.
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>>124046806
Draw sad flowey
doesn't matter the context, I just want more images of flowey sadbecause its how I permanently feel and it motivates me to feel better
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>>124046702
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>>124046806
Flowey trying to keep his balance on a yoga ball.
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>tfw drinking cream soda and listening to wish you were here at 1 AM while posting in /utg/ and wearing nothing but boxer shorts and a sleeping bag
I don't know if I'm living the life or waiting for death.
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>>124046324
>>124046670
I was expelled from university because I did shit like this. If you actually care about your major, just buckle down and get passing grades. It's only 2-4 years of suffering (unless you're going post-grad).
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Nobody besides me, anyway.
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Chara anon?
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>>124047006
fanfic is what I'm using to treat my writer's block, so
uh
shit
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>>124047079
LONDON
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>>124046689
I feel like the night offers me freedom, but if I take advantage of it then the day is so much worse because I am tired. I can't sleep because I don't want to wake up in the morning.
But other than that everything is fine.
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>>124046627
are you the skullfuck papyrus guy
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Does anyone know why I'm not getting a phonecall from Undyne on the way to the core?
I'm level 1, haven't killed anything, spared Mettaton and went on my way back to the bridge to recieve the call
This is my second time doing a pacifist run, worked fine the first time
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>>124046935
Well then you're not totally full of sin...But curiosity for such blood lust won't make us forget.We admire your determination, however o'u'o
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>>124047172
H O T L A N D S
O
T
L
A
N
D
S
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>>124046935
you could have done it at Lv 1 and lived the true pacifist life
also on that note, it has been taking me forever, but I'm still making progress through that final run. aside from some papyrus calls I had missed I don't see much in waterfall that I never explored and I always did this areas encounter the same in case not saving monster kid yourself caused problems.
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>>124047142
>unless you're going post-grad
>implying you can go grad anything with only passing grades
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>>124047079
Did anyone save burgerpantsanon's picture of him working as a batista with the original title?
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>>124044908
Is this gonna be lewd?Don't waste your talent on lewds, you have good writing skills
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>>124044835
>>124045280
Papyrus would make a fabulous queen and Asogre/Papyrus is a weirdly cute pairing.This is the closest thing I could find to art of it.
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>>124047204
Noskeletons are not for sexual
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>>124047184
That's a good way to put it. I feel the same way.
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>>124046882
Literally the only Asriel image that gets to me.Dat collarbone.
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This game distracted me from my suicidal thoughts and now it's over.
I don't know how long I can keep pretending I'm okay.
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>>124046702
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>>124047123
>tfw drinking sweet tea and listening to Spiritualized at 1 AM while posting in /utg/ about my love for goat and wearing nothing but boxers and a t-shirt
Definitely living the life. What more could you ask for?
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FISH
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>>124046324
I would tell you to get off your ass and go study, but that would make me nothing less than a hypocrite.
Been pushing back something that needed to be done weeks ago for the same reason.
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>>124046958
>>124046495
I want this.
I need it.
Writefags pls.
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>>124047165
I live o'u'o
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>>124047229
Don't worry I made sure to cockblock Chara right as she was about to stab Asgore, I like to think that meta timeline wise me quitting rendered her powerless and Asgore murdered the shit out of her.
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>>124047294
You could join me in icing myself. It'd be pretty sleet.
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>>124046627
METTATOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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First we get Sansgore.
Now we get Papgoreand it's both fucking arousing and adorable.
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>>124046342
Oh, don't worry about it. I know this place can be prettyhair-raisingwith all the things posted here.
Man, just realizing there really aren't many puns I canpluck outwith eyebrows as the topic... Maybe we should extend it to cover other facial features - whonose, there could be some good ones there.
>>124046562
Aw, thanks. I'm glad we can put asmile on your face.
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>>124047039
for the most part, but I am intending to visit thebone zoneat least once
anytime anon! I might be namefagging now but it's for the CAUSE and also while I wait for an invite to AO3
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>>124047370
can you writekek?
>>
LITERAL
SEX
WITH ANONS
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>>124047123
the... incubus song?
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>>124047320
You go do your thing too anon. We'll be here when you're ready to shitpost again.
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>>124047308
Life. Love. A job. A family. Friends. A space heater.
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>>124047248
also even though I know hotland is next, it never dawned on me that the background here was stuff from hotland
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>>124047304
I now have a MIGHTY NEED for worrier asrial
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>>124046702
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>>124047294
You don't have to pretend here anon. Take off your mask for a bit and get comfy with us.
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>>124046990
do you mean awater sausage
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>>124047379
That sounds prettycoolAnon.
But maybe instead you two should justchill.
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>>124047207
Somebody fucking help me
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>>124047453
Lobotomyanon would be proud.
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Okay
Goodnight guys
Feel better
Start Lucid Dreaming training like I am
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>>124047465
Well, I got the important things out of those down.
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This is my revenge to goat fagsI spent way too much time on this for revenge
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>>124047527
Snow problem. Let me just do it under 6ft of snow and ice.
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>>124047276in a side chapter!I mean, there's no reason I can't tell a story and also give you aboner
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>>124047474
10/10
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>>124047006
When I have a writer's block, I usually pull a topic from http://writingexercises.co.uk/index.php and just write a page or two about that. Just cool off with writing different stuff for a while and return to smut once you're all relaxed and ready.
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>>124047276
What's wrong with a good story that happens to have lewds in it?
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>>124047294
You're the guy that needs SSRI's.
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STOP SEXUALIZING THE CHARACTERS
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>>124047370
I do the same things with pictures, but as someone who only writes smut, it normally ends with me stopping half way and jerking off.
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>>124045502
Man, I love that artist
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>>124047294
Just throw yourself into the fanart and fanfictions anon, it won't last forever but you can use it to capture some of the magic at least.
Try looking up a fanfic called One by One if you want /utg/'s official headcanon ending
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>>124047593
What is this? A GOATBOY FOR ANTS?
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>>124047428
Take your Anon lust here
>>>/y/2223263Seriously, we need more Anon there.
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>>124047474
Give me your hands Gaster.
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>>124047593
you fucker
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>>124046126
I didn't notice this until now. Thanks drawanon!
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>>124047434
No.
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>>124047593
joke's on you, thats more than good enough for me
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>>124047336
I only promise to try anon
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>>124047435
Heh, you're a funny guy anon.
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>>124044908
Bloody great so far, keep on keepin' on!I actually started writing the XCOM crossover.
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>>124047207
Did you true reset after your first run? Because you have to do a Neutral run again before getting a pacifist run end again.
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>>124046495
>goes for days without showeringthat's my fetish
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>>124047754
That's all we can ask for. Thank you.
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>>124047294
Try to get into a situation like mine anon. When I contemplated suicide a few years ago, I found out that my family was actually happy that I was going to go through with it. So rather than give them that pleasure, I decided to make a promise to myself that I would outlive them all so that I may one day go piss on their graves.
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>>124047453
Thanks anon. You're great.
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>>124045570
You're not as bad as me.
Trust me.
It sounds like a cool request.i should be sleeping
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>>124045803
>>124046342
>pun anons won't ever hook up
>neetanon and flirtanon will never hook up
Browsing /utg/ just makes me sad nowadays
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>>124047473
The music from this point on really makes it easier to do everything in one sitting. I mean I know the game isn't extremely long, but I always found myself taking a break midway through waterfall just because of the calming atmosphere (or in this one case many breaks)
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>>124047524
nah, its like called bladegrass or something
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>>124047628
My smut-writing comes in phases and usually doesn't last that long. I don't think I'll write any for Undertale though, I just can't imagine any of the characters sexually.
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>>124047593
why anon
you've brought me tears, literal tearsI need those hips
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>>124047810
fuck I did
Can I mess around with my saves or will I just have to do another playthrough
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>>124047849
Haha oh fuck
knee inflation cracks me up every time
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>>124047826
whaaaat
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>>124047625
I almost though you were being serious there for a second.
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>>124047474
>translated this without reference
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>undefined
WHAT THE FUCK GASTER
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>>124047915
Recall that you can 'chain' a Neutral run into a True Pacifist one.
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>Undyne asks you if anime is real
>what do you say
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>>124047840
Good for you. But why would your family want you dead?
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>>124044917
frig off, Cedric
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>>124047991
how
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Annoying Dog was a mistake
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>>124047369
ANON
I have a very important request.
Do pocket chara. Gaster has one, it's not fair.
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>thread just duped itself
GASTER
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>>124046495
>>124047826WOSH
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>>124047937
I kinda want tosmellthe goat
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>>124048016
I say what i said in the game anon:^)
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>>124047738
oh, good.
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>>124047849
I am very confused.
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>>124048016
I tell her the truth.
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>>124047798
xcomanon, you're the hero /utg/ needs
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>>124047872It's more fun flirting here anyway.
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Sleep well guys.
Goodnight!
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>>undefined
>gaster has entered the thread
a wing dong ding dong to you too, buddy
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>>124045621
Him finding a loving relationship.
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>>124047486
Me too.
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>>124048064
>Pocket Chara
Fine by me, but it'll be in a bit.I had just finished my recent drawing and was going to post
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>>124048128
Sleep tight big plant monster
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>>124048048
You finish the neutral run with as much done towards true pacifist as you can.
Then after you finish the run, you reload it, and you can go make friends with undyne, do the True Lab, and all that stuff.
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>>124047412
Yeah, it's somewhat limiting to stick to just one feature. Not to mention arguablylowbrow.
Goodeyedea! Now there's no need to fearrunning out of puns anytime soon.
>>124046562
Oh, we have an admirer? Wow, whatcheek.
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HE DANCE
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>>124048141
>>124048073
Sounds like your auto-refresh addons broke.
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>>124048048
Just fight OF again and then Flowey will show up in the end and give you a chance to befriend Alphys again
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Damn it, I seriously need to do work.
Hold my hand, anons.
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report in, fellow sinners
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>>124047826
>dat lingering goat musk
>dat anticipation for when he finally does shower>smelling his towel afterwards
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>>124047970
Welcome to the void anon.
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>>124048232
I don't have any extensions, just vanilla 4chan. Extensions always cause me problems.
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>>124047060
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>>124048081
lewdI like the way you think
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>>124048267
Hi o'u'o
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>>124047826
>tfw hecuddles closer to you half-asleep and you can faintly smell him.
>tfw youdon't tell him to take a shower because you can't admit you've been smelling him so much
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>>124048235
I'm in the Asgore fight right now, so I'll have to fight flowey after him then go back and do it again?
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>>124048345
IT HAPPENED
BASED CHARANON
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>>124048254
You can do it, bud.
>>124048301
STOP.
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>>124048301
These are somehow getting weirder.
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>>124048301
Fucking made my night, holy shit anon.
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>>124048017
Oh I don't want them dead. I just want to outlive them via old age. Also because they're horrible people.
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>>124048297
I didn't ask for this.
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>>124048312
Did you really just draw that?I really like it
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>>124048267
>source is Sans with a vagina
my brother
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>>124048345
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIt is perfect
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>>124047872
Neetanon and Flirtanon are the ones who seem to genuinely want a relationship, the pun-anons are taking it all in goodfun.
And they're closer than most married couples anyway.
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>>124048492
he should draw somekek
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>>124047885
do you mean burrs or a foxtail?
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>>124048345
#BASED>the trinket is blue
>she's stuck on the floor
HA
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goodnight, /utg/, I hope you enjoy your comfy hours
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>>124048474
None of us did.
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>>124048270
>Smelling his towel
>Not hisbriefs
it's getting too lewd in here
I'm gonna go for a walk
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>>124048267
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>>124048493
>Sans with a vagina
S-source?
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Post fish before image limit.
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>>124048115
It's gonna start off with a team responding to aa violent amalgamate outbreak in a major population centerand just when that's about to end,the satellite monitoring grid picks up extremely anomalous readings from the Ambassador's location. Before a team can reach the Ambassador, everything goes black.
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>>124048603
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Jesus Christ /utg/, do Sansfag ever fucking STOP? They're as bad here as in tumblr, what the hell
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>>124048565
one day we'll forget and be free!
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>>124048493
I used to be really, really against cuntboys but for some reason,I'm kind of into it when it's on SansHelp
>>124048590
Gotcha covered, senpai
http://dirty-sans.tumblr.com/post/134349497216/youre-g-ood
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>>124044252
>http://pastebin.com/jELjGicn
what the fuck happened here
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>>124048267
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>>124048267
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>>124048652
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>>124048646
I'd play it
and, you know, read it
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Remember children...
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>>124048603
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>>124048723
hahaha what the fuck
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>>124048718
We'll forget.But we'll never be free.
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>>124048401
Yeah just remember to spare Asgore
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>>124048603
Sorry I don't have fish, enjoy this comic dub instead.
https://youtu.be/JIqOSP3g5oA
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>>124048716
Quit your bitching, Sansfags only come out at night. Let them have their fun; it's better than the nonstop Asrielfagging during the day.
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>>124048814
I need to read some lewd before I sleep where do I go
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>>124048758
Last image for strongfish.
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>>124048723
I think one of the day time tumblr furfags keeps changing it to that. Fuck. I'll go dig up the actual one.
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>>124048603
Cherish this fish.
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>>124048867
>Better than Asrielfagging
Take it back
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>>124048716
It's actually pretty calm right now, and things do stop after a few hours.
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>>124048716
I have no problem with Sanfags. They seem chill.
I'd rather them than goatposters.
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>Sans with a vagina
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>>124048756
Thanks, it takes a real man to use his hands instead of a belt
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>>124047914
To measure my capacity.
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>>124044252
>>124048897
Here's the actual Writebin link.
http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
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>>124048867
>>124048994
Yeah, nah
Sansfags are round the clock and even thirstier than Asrielfags
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>>124048994
At least goatbro posters post mostly cute, half of sans posts are just fucked up
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>>124048975
10/10
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>>124049037
I'm surprised to see so many people into cuntboy here.I thought I was the only one.
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>>124045621
Bestiality
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>>124048716
Let us have our fun, we only come out during the night anyway.
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>>124049054
can't you see you're just hurting yourself
no one draws goatlewds because they don't enjoy it
just accept it and goatpost
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>>124048994
I don't think so
I just think Asrielfags get more attention because "FURRY DEGENERATES LOL"
Somehow necrophilia is more acceptable to people???
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>>124048867
They could stick to the /y/ thread, an /aco/ thread, a /soc/ thread or crawl back to tumblr. They're as bad as the goat fuckers now. Possibly worse due to the /soc/ stuff.
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>>124049117
I like cuntboys but pic related is my only true UT cuntboy fantasy
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>>124049060
Thanks
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Hey guys, I was going to write today, but my schedule is way too filled during the week to do anything but work on projects and studying. So don't expect much except during the weekends until the 17th, sorry to the people who like my fics :(
Have a happy goat in my absence
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>>124049054
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>>124047871
C-Can I r-request a few lines of appreciation for his followers, Lewdster?I know it isn't a lewd request, but your voice is otherworldly.
>>
booby
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>>124047871
go to sleep
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>>124049065
Armored Undyne is probably one of the best things.
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Undyne putting a glass rod through your urethra and then stomping on it.
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>>124044252
is that Sergio Lagos
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>>124049291
NOT FORBODEN
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>>124049189
It's an acquired taste.
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>>124049184
My enjoyment for your suffering ranks higher than my enjoyment of posting pictures.
Also i enjoyed drawing it. Whether i post it or not doesn't change that.
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>>124044908
This is the best thing to come home from work to!! Thanks again anon, can't wait for more
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>>124049345
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>>124049345
>Not Undyne putting one of her novelty tiny weapons through it instead
I can't fap to this at all
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>>124049372
>>124049291
Wait wutWait wut
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>>124049229
It's ok Doog, I understand.
>literally trashed by projects and researches and deadline last week
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>>124049194
This, so much this, fuck
>>124049189
It's because of the stigma already exising with furshit
Nobody really knows what to say about people into skeletons
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>>124048994
>tfw used to post lil skel all the time
>tfw slowly but surely turning into a goatfucker thanks to all the Edgeriel they post
It's an awkward feeling.
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>mus_kingdescription.ogg
when does this play?
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>>124049357
Maybe, some anon made that edit a while back. I think it was some South American celebrity.
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>>124049330
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tfw you'll never be bros with the Undertale cast ;_;
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>>124049345
It still surprises me that shitpost saved someone's life.
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>>124049189
Technically, given that the skeletons are Toby-confirmed not to be undead or created from humans at all, it's not necrophilia.
Also, isn't Asriel shit pedo? It's little surprise it'll get more backlash and revulsion when you have grown-ass adults wanting to rape a nine-year-old boy.
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>>124048854
I did, thanks brah
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>>124049494
I swear I have an armored women fetish with how much I enjoy this sort of art.
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>>124049456
Have some more then.
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>>124049251
I don't know what they want, but I second this.
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>>124049229
good luck to ya doogs, I'll look forward to seeing your return
hopefully the threads will be full of fun holiday shenanigans around that time
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>>124049383
these are unusual cocktails of spite and schadenfreude
you have expensive tastes, anon
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>>124049194link to the /y/ thread?
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>>124049506
>Mettaton is literally trashed
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>>124049449
It just fucking sucks. I want to do stuff, and I have a few requests that sounds really cool
But I can't write them. I now know how you feel
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>>124049506
>tfw you will never fall asleep with your fish waifu
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>>124049179
>Come here during the day
>Sansposters circlejerking and talking about how they wish they could fuck each other
>Come here during the night
>Sans with a vagina
there is no escaping this hell
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>>124047276
Shut up and let the man write his lewds
>>124047603I'm dying for well written Asriel/Frisk lewd so I really hope you will deliver
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>Only 480~ post
>Nearing image limit
Jesus fuck, guys.
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>>124049506
>mettaon is dead
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>>124049646
just go to /y/ and search undertale
there's also a muffet thread on /aco/ with some fish and other stuff I think
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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS LETS HAVE A TEA PARTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXfZtbXpjc
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>>124049732
>good
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>>124049728
welcome to /utg/
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>>124049629
I hope so too.
>tfw your In n Out Burger to-go bag reminds you that it's already December
Where the fuck has the time gone, Jesus Christ
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Be honest
How long did it take you to be sans
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>"You should just, like, jab your finger in the frosting," you suggest, "No one would know."
>"Okay, well, sure, they'd notice, yeah, but I mean, it's your birthday, right? It's not like anyone's going to get mad at you."
wow talk about a villain
>>
God, I miss my flash drive. My sansposting has been cut down by 95% due to losing access to all my images.
>suffering-sans-with-suffering-hands.png
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>>124049728
These threads have been moving faster for some reason the past couple days.
I think it's mostly peopletrying to procrastinate on their school work since it's the end of the semesterwhich is why there's an influx of shitposts.
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>>124045621burgerpants fucking his hat
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>>124049390
any time!I'm honestly astounded anyone cares, really
>>124049713me too
I mean like, if it doesn't exist you have to take it upon yourself to create it, right?
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>>124049585
Me too. I absolutely love women in heavy armor.
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>>124049792I was always Sans from the very start, even before I played the game.
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>>124049728
gotta' go 20 G
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>>124049654
Just note the ideas down briefly and then after you are done with stuffs, you can get back to writing.
Either way, finishing school's assignments is never fun, but it helps you gain responsibility feeling so you will never procrastinate again.
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>>124049345
I haven't seen this post in forever.
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>>124049632
His expression is perfect.
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There was an anon who posted about their birthday a few nights ago.
You may or may not be around now, but happy birthday, anon! I hope you got lots of birthday wishes.
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REMINDER THAT CHARA IS THE SOLE REASON THAT GOAT FAMILY WAS DESTORYED
And yet you people will defend her
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>>124049792
About 4 hours to beat him onceLess than an hour to beat him the second time
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>>124049585
>>
>Walk into room
>See this
What do
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>>124049775You in Cali?
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>>124049809
If I recall correctly the data itself wasn't damaged. Did you find somebody to fix it yet?
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>>124049889
They aren't theSOULreason, Asriel had a part in it too.
Asgore and Toriel didn't make the best decisions either.
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>>124049953
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>124049792
12 hours
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>>124049792
Took an entire Saturday, 5 to 6 hours...I'm not that good at reflex games
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>>124049383
I've also been thinking about writing Frisk/Asriel
Do people prefer sweet one punches or stories by chapters?what about oneshots and follow up stories too?
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>>124049864
I have a little checklist on my phone where I write down all my ideas and Requestsat least half of them are not checked and probably will stay that way
>>124049961Nevada
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>>124049889
Wouldn't have been destroyed if Asriel wasn't such a beta bitch
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>>124049842
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>>124049554
Nah, grown-asriel man.
And you've gotta remember all the time spent as Flowey, as well as all the LOADs that Flowey went through.
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is she a cow?
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>>124049728
the determinationposting will continue until morale improves
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>>124049953
Is that a vibrator.
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>>124049836
Your stuff just is really nicely written. It doesn't get too verbose or grandiose while not lacking any important details. Proper grammar and nice sentence structuring is always a plus, too.
Oh, and try not to let all the brown nosing get to you. Stay humble. It's terrible when an author's ego gets too inflated too fast.
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Hail Queen Papyrus!
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>>124050030
>>124049973
Chara get out
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>>124049889
Asriel would have got along okay as an only child.
He'd be even more dorky, and super clingy once he did find a friend, but okay just the same.yeah i went there charafags say it to my face not online
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>>124050112
I want Papyrus to be my Mom even if his cooking might kill me.
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>>124048225
It seems like we're startingtoothhave a small fanbase, actually... I don't mind, but some of the things coming from theirmouthsmake mycheeks turn red. Why, just the other day I saw someone say something akin to wanting both of us to give them afacial!
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>>124050049
That's all the burgerpants fetish art for tonight, /utg/. Have a good one.
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Why is there a /utg/ in /k/?
>>>/k/28051672
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>>124050162
You're swell, anon.
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>>124050018
all of these sound good, do whatever makes you happy anon
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>>124049953
Set to max.
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>>124050058
Yeah, but he wasn't able to develop or grow as a person, due to being soulless. And when he had a soul back, we saw him for what he was - just a child, still unironically into kiddy stuff.
His older form is just him playing dress-up. He's a kid.I still don't think it's fair the amount of crap that shotafags get because it's fictional, but I can see why people would take issue.
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>>124049597
S-stop
I can't escape this, can I?
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>>124050179
I don't fucking know, honestly
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>>124049962
My dad said it probably could be fixed by soldering the...thing to the other thing...but either way, I would kind of prefer if I took it somewhere to be fixed instead of having him do it here.
I REALLY don't want him to see my skeleton porn,or the backup suicide note that's in front of all the folders
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>>124049831
I've noticed the same thing, today especially.I've got work to do, too, but I'm actually trying to do it so I'm barely even aware when we move threads.
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>>124049950
If Undyne is Ornstein, who'd be Smough?
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>>124050162
Thank you, it was worth staying up to see.
Have a good night.
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>>124050179
What?No really what?I mean im gonna go see it but wut?
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>>124050276
Alphys
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>>124050179
Oh hey there are goat posters there too.
I guess it's just one of those endemic diseases like syphilis.
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>>124050276Papyrus.
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Hey /utg/ I've had a terrible chest infection for the 2 weeks but I have to return to work tomorrow since I'm out of sick days. It sucks because I'm still nowhere near 100%.
Anyways, I just wanted to say thanks for keeping me accompanied while I was bedridden. I would've gone nuts just lying there doing nothing all day.
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>>124050072
Nah. She's justfaaat.
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>>124050124
>Dumbass kid Asriel respects too much makes a dumbass decision
>Goes through with it up until the most important part and gets cold feet
>The parents allowed for this to happen
The whole Dreemurr family sucks
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>>124050049
Perfect.
>>124050162
Thanks for the drawings. Got a good laugh out of some.
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>>124050276
Sans, duh.Or Greater Dog
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>>124050112
DO NOT BE AFRAID MY CHILD! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
NO SERIOUSLY DON'T BE AFRAID, I CAN BE A WONDERFUL MOTHER TO Y-
DAMMIT THAT'S THE SEVENTH ONE IN A ROW.
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>>124046990
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>>124050179
Sometimes people create a "new thread" and they put it on another board to "troll".
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>>124047593
you underestimate me, anon
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>>124050331
Your not fooling anyone chara
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>>124049836
Hey are you ever gonna write a side chapter about frisk revealing the truth about flowey to toriel and asgore
i'd love to see thatand maybe to a lesser extent alphy's and undyne's reactionsespecially when alphys realizes she's basically responsible for what happened to him
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>>124050240
You can. Just only go into threads with 251 images and scroll to the bottom each time.
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>>124047914
Did you really cry?
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>>124050320
No problem
Hope you feel better eventuallyand maybe see a doctor
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>>124050327
that wasn't a cow or a goat pun
Tori is not amused
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>>124050228
Yeah, well it's never 100% clear.
Plus a bunch of the time, people just have him grown up anyway, without him magically pretending to be grown up and all cool.I mean personally, shotagoat is not for lewds. Grown Up Asriel though? Ngf. Damn son.
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>>124049953
remove that horrid device, help poor papyrus get dressed, give him a mug of warm milk, and wait for the authorities to arrive
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Whatever. Someone cuntpunch that goatmom.
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>>124050162
You're a good guy, fellow Burgerposter. I salute thee.
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>tfw no one will appreciate your shitposts
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last for blooky
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>>124050482
>(you)
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>>124050320
I'm glad our shitposting helped you pass the time.
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>>124050435
Obesity is no laughing matter.
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Are there stories where Undyne does odd jobs after the barrier falls, jobs like mall cop, police, soldier, security officer?
I just want to know.
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>>124050482
I appreciate every shitpost, but they don't all warrant a response
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>>124050410
I'm the only one that knows what you're missing out onThe boxer briefs are tastefully tight
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>>124050435
cute picture, didnt know memebase was still a thing
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>>124050471
>thumbnail
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>>124050097
thanks anon! I try my best. Also, humble is where it's at.Besides, anxiety means that popularity would only result in more pressure to perform!
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>>124050434
I've seen the doctor 3 times and I'm on my third course of antibiotics too. I guess it doesn't help that I can't sleep very much due to the cough and the meds have taken away my appetite...
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>>124050429Yeah, but I was really sleepy and I was yawning so a couple tears fell off
Dunno why, but that happens to me all the time
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>>124050471
108x125
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>>124050435
>Faaaaat
>goats say Baaaaa
>not even a goat pun:^)
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>>124050368
That's too cute. I weep.
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>>124050254
I understand completely. If you do get your files back, you should encrypt them. VeraCrypt is a great program, easy to use.
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>>124050421
ooh that sounds juicy actually, I'll put that on the to do list
I only promise to try though
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hello?
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>>124050850
DELETE THIS
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>>124050161
Really? Yikes, I'm not sure how I feel aboutfeaturingin fantasies like that... Ah well. Gotta keep ourchins upandfacewhat the thread chooses to throw at us, huh? It isn't like the odd lewdpost is the apocalips.
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>>124050598
Oh, damn. You should get meal replacement shakes, they help me out whenever I start losing weight too quickly.
Still, good luck!
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>>124050254
I would recommend taking it in somewhere, if you're unsure of him being able to fix it properly. That, and it someone else does see any of the files, then who cares. I'd rather a random worker than one of my family members. Since chances are you're never going to see them again... and are, they've seen worse.
I use to work at Staples, and I had folks come in trying to print off MLP porn. All different sorts of it.How are you doing tonight, by the way?
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>>124049836Thanks for taking one of the team. I would write it myself but I've had a writer's block for a year now, plus my grammar sucks balls.
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>>124051070
>I use to work at Staples, and I had folks come in trying to print off MLP porn. All different sorts of it
Tell us how you feel about it.
Because I have a feeling that's how those chinese workers who printed all those free mousepads felt
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The poster below is Papyrus, do not trust them.
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>>124051070
Seconding this notion about taking it to a place. I used to work at a computer repair shop and you learn very fast not to give a shit about what you come across on people's computers.
One of the funniest one was one guy having his porn in his My Pictures folder, which he had set as his dynamic screensaver. It went through some photos of a funeral for ages, and then suddenly facesitting porn.
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wweh
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>>124047021OF's claw ...
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booby
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>>124049656
>tfw you will never be the meat in an Alphys and Undyne sandwhich
kill me now
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>>124046151
please dont
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>>124051368
Alphys has more than enough meat to go around.
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>>124051350
VERBOTEN
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Cats are better for cuddling than dogs
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Welp, Goodnight /utg/
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>>124051230
I didn't really give too much of a shit, to be honest.
But there were a few people who came in wanting MASSIVE prints, and even full on posters of them. I use to love making a bit of a scene while loudly taking the prints out for them to see in front of other costumers and enjoying their reaction.I'm a sadistic son of a bitch.[/spoiler.]
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>>124051350http://lmgtfy.com/?q=booby
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>>124051593
Goodnight Doogie
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>>124050685
I'm very, very stupid when it comes to computers; I don't know anything about encrypting stuff or anything like that.
>>124051070
I wish I could take it somewhere to get fixed, but I have absolutely no money to my name, being a NEET and all.
I'm kinda interested in hearing about the weird stuff people would print out. Care to share any stories?I'm not doing well, but that's just every night now, it's not so terrible.
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>>124051519
Dogs won't knead your thighs with their razor-sharp claws.there is nothing better than snuggling with a large breed of dog
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boOBY!!
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>>124051667
>A booby is a seabird in the genus Sula, part of the Sulidae family. Boobies are closely related to the gannets (Morus), which were formerly included in Sula
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>>124051724
If you're trying to cuddle with a cat and they're standing on your thigh, you're doing something wrong
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>>124051636
>I use to love making a bit of a scene while loudly taking the prints out for them to see in front of other costumers and enjoying their reaction
You glorious motherfucker, that shit is hilarious
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>>124051593
G'night habitual sleep liar.
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>>124051724
but anon i like the painWait no fuck that im not cat-anon. dogs for life.
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>>124051254
Remove clothes, Papyrus
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>>124051837
man, it's like you know me or something
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>>124051724Not even snuggling with your furry boyfriend Asriel?
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>>124051779
foreBODEN
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>>124051593
goodnight anon, have a good day tomorrow!
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○ʹ ◡ ʹ○
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>>124051960
thanks, you too
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>>124051705
Don't put yourself down anon. There's a wizard that will walk you through everything. I can't describe the peace of mind I felt knowing my porn collection was completely hidden if my computer fell into the wrong hands.
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>>124051891
Everyone knows you never actually go to sleep.
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>>124052015
chara pls go
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>>124051779
nO!!! booby... r... nOT CUTE!!!
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>>124052015
neat
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>>124050935
Like Sustagen? I might look into it because I can only eat half a piece of bread a day at the moment.
Thanks anon, you're very kind.
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>>124050927
Yeah, might as wellturn the other cheekto those sorts of things, no matter howjawful it gets. It's not like they'll change anything - you're still the only one I haveeyesfor, after all, so it's best to just accseptumany lewd posts as they come.
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>>124051904the ONLY better thing
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>>124047927
Knee inflation is an actual fetish?
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>>124052131
I beg to differ - ◡-
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Post dumb headcanons to pass the timeMt Ebbot is geographically located in Western Europe, and became a tourist destination after it gained a reputation for being a haunted mountain inhabited by the Ebott Goatman (a wildly inaccurate depiction of Asgore based on old tales, and the average person's reason for why kids go missing on Mt Ebbot). Today, on the side of the mountain opposite of the cliff in the true pacifist ending, there's a park with a souvenir shop, a statue of the Ebott Goatman that you can take your picture with, and other stuff typical of a tourist destination.
The six human souls are the kids of tourists and locals, who were led to the hole by an apparition of Chara, who then guides them through the underground to leech on their determination so he can stay alive a little longer.I've been thinking of writing a fic where the main cast wanders around the park in confusion after the true ending. Like Asgore obliviously trying to figure out why the Ebbot Goatman statue looks like his son, or Undyne going to the food court to pick a fight with an anime protagonist only to get punched in the face by a 40 year old man or something. Any suggestions for other scenarios?
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( . ) ( . )
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>>124052230
Don't...don't ask.
Trust me you're better off not seeing it.
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>>124052230
No, but there is a certain deviantart account that I'm pretty sure is a joke
http://bigkneelover.deviantart.com/
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>>124052081
Yeah, well it's a schoolnight and I don't have an imgur album cookingI am copying physics hw from a friend though
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>>124052131
Still verboten tem.
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>>124051904
>ASSrial
>Not dogo
>Not Ice Wolf
>NotAnnoying Dog
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>>124049194
Yeah it's really the /soc/ shit that rustles me the most, as a fellow skelefucker who fell out of Sansposting because of the retards.
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>>124052318
I like to imagine 90% of the fetish art on dA is done as a joke. It helps me sleep at night.
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http://imgur.com/8IxUV88
Pocket Chara, because I'm impatient and can't wait for the next thread
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>>124049554
I keep seeing this but no source. I'm sure it exists, but until someone produces it I can't take it as fact.
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>>124052493Pocket charahardvore
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>>124052287(VERB)(OTEN)
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>gonna pull an all nighter
thanks....cool leg!!!
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>>124049357
That's correct
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>>124052493
fukken cuteTHINK ABOUT THE RATIO OF CHOCOLATE TO CHARA
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>>124052493
>Forgot blushes
Fuck it, I'll post the fixed version in the next thread
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Goodnight /utg/. Sweet lucid goat dreams to you all.
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so uh this is a thing guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKd8nTtVZTM
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>>124052723
please no
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>>124051705
I think the best one was when someone got a 5 foot poster of some male character from MLP cumming on his face. Just a HUGE fucking print of this.
The guy use to come in a lot too, for mostly smaller prints. Like, twice a week and get 3-4 things printed off on gloss paper.
I was the only one on printing duty that day, and I KNEW this was for the fucker.
>Same guy comes walking in
>"Hey, I'm here for a poster I requested to have printed off..."
>"Oh hey! Yeah, we have it right here."
>Grab poster and remove rubber band from around it
>Place it on top of printer
>"Oh, let me get a tube for this so you can carry it out, one second!"
>Walk into the back
>Posters 'accidentally' falls open on top of printer
>Hear from the office "AY DIOS MIO"
>Guy was no where to be found.
I got fired that day.
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>>124052287http://lmgtfy.com/?q=(+.+)+(+.+)
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>>124052723
>>124052759
PLEASE YES
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>>124052747
people have already made some shitty OC fights
just means there will be more of it now I guess
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>>124052747
I'm going to make an Asriel dating scene now
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>>124052747
So, how long until Undertail exists as a playable game?
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>>124052853
"Asriel, no!"
"Asriel YES! Asriel ALWAYS YES!"
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ₒ ᶦ‿ᶦ ₒ
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>>124052923
lord have mercy
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HUG THE ANONS
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>>124053008
[PROTECT]
[WORSHIP]
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>>124052281>WD Gaster is Sans and Papyrus's father
>He was an exceptionally powerful Boss Monster and thus was able to "birth"/create them on his own
>But since he didn't have a partner they didn't end up Boss Monsters as well
>Also being a singular monster on his own creating a new one took a lot of magic/energy of him and that's why his skull is cracked
>He originally created them with the intention of creating monsters with a natural amount of Determination
>Papyrus was a failure, whereas Sans was somewhat of a success
That's my dumb headcanon and also more or less part of the plot of this Dadster fic I'm writing.
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>>124052493
She better eat that whole bar.
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So who is the "voice you've never heard before" that calls you in the elevator in the True Lab?
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>getting 4 (yous) in a row: http://prntscr.com/99dgsc
What's the longest (you) chain you've ever gotten /utg/?
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>>124053181
Asriel.
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>>124052747
>>124052923
Does this mean I can use this to finally bone Papyrus?!
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>>124052180
Wise words. It's great talking to someone who alwaysnosewhat to say, you really are atempleof wisdom. And it's not like I have ahairline triggeror anything either, I can deal with it.
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Early new bread, because fuck it.
>>124053189
>>124053189
>>124053189
>>124053189
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>>124053203
how does that even work?
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>>124052071
Thanks, man. As long as it has instructions, I hope it's not too hard.
Hah, that actually made me laugh out loud. Were there no security cameras around to back you up?
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>>124053119
Is your dadster a bad dad?
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>>124053203
But the voice beeps aren't Asriel's.
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>>124053212
You can bone everyone. Everyone.
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>>124053191
I think I got like seven when I postedSans and Papyrus incestual vomit porn
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>>124053224
>>124053260
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>124053224
>>124053260
Every time.
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>>124053191
I created a new thread a few days ago and 3 people created one after me and posted right after me. Long combo but didn't count.
>>124053224
>>124053260
...
You fucking idiots didn't even fix the pastebin.
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>>124053224
>>124053260
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>124053224
>>124053260
YA BLEW IT
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>>124053224
>>124053260
You guys are such booby
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>>124053191
Around 12.
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>>124053284
They're adult asriel's
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>>124053224
>>124053260
Not very PAPYRUS of you.
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>>124053456
How does that make any sense?
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>>124053224
>>124053260
Like clockwork.
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>>124053318
>>124053320
>>124053353
>>124053364
>>124053374
>>124053396
>>124053428
>>124053484
>>124053530
Thanks for the (you)'s
○ʹ ◡ ʹ○
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>>124053635
nice new maymay
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>>124053635
No problem, have another.
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>>124053526
It's the same voice sample that Asriel uses during the first phase of his fight, anon.
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>>124053526
He's gotten the human souls by this point, its not far fetched to say he can make his voice sound like that at this point
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>>124053268
Sort of? I started working on it before Sans was confirmed to be older, so in this fic, Paps is older(because I think their dynamic is way more interesting if Paps is older), and without giving too much away, because I don't know if I'll ever actually finish this and post it here, but in my fic,Gaster is kind of eccentric, focused more on results and throwing caution to the wind, but having kids changes him for the better.
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>>124045742
what is he Kars now?
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>>124055237
Well he did become the Ultimate Lifeform.
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>>124050435
Cute...
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>>124052794
you should be fired just by printing it out.
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