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Help me decide.
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The cutest pair!
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Marie with the best taste as always.
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is this a competition to make the op as small as possible or something
swear it's shrinking every thread
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Callie a cutest
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Why does the N-zap kill me so fast???
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Octolings are the best!
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>>124032370
It's called minimalism you uncultured swine
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Cute squidboy seizes the day with confidence. He knows that if anything ever goes south he'll just be back onto the battlefield within a clock tick anyway.
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why is kraken such a crutch ability?
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>>124032470
because they're playing with power
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>See the roller
>Dodge the roller
>Swim out of the roller's range
>Get killed by roller
>Every time
tower control a shit
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Marie is the best! The best!
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>>124032571
Because it starts up instantly and grants invincibility. It wouldn't be so bad if it was only on the Krak-On or had a start up animation so that they can't instantly splat your shit if you're too close when they activate it.
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>>124032573
This made me laugh out loud.
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>mfw triple bucket is objectively the best bucket
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>>124017234
But Kaz, I'm already a squid.
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>>124032337
I'm with you. This is the second hardest choice. The transformers splatfest was the first hardest
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>>124032117
HA HA TIME FOR OCTOS
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>>124032880
can you not do your own laundry
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>>124033056
Kill all Octolings
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>>124033056
Octos > Lolis
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>>124033056
Octos with poor living conditions!
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>>124033213
only thing they're good for is cannon fodder in single player
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>>124033230
What about neither
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>>124033370
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>>124033412
Adult Inklings are pretty cool too.
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guess we lost one.
3/4 squad Window Johto Brade
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Splatournament team ranking

Judd Dredd > Tentacle Difficulties > The Squidiots > Splatterpunks > Pain & Puffering > Squid Jam
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>>124033561
/full
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>>124032337
Pick pizza, I think burgers will be the most popular one.
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>>124033647
Not sure whether to save this one in my regular folder or in the wank bank.
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>>124033693
ye
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>>124033657
But tentacle difficulties is a squidboards team.
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>>124033868
i don't know, cp is pretty popular in the splatoon community
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>>124033941
loli haet pizza
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>>124033927
and they're getting mad on twitter that bill stole their name, pretty funny
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>>124033868
I see more pizza posts than burger
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>>124034070
What year is this
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>>124032337
Go to Maccas
Go to Dominos
Eat unhealthy food
Decide which you like more
This is not tough
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>>124033941
Clever Collin over here!
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>Getting one shot by indirect hits from Blasters
Is it just my connection or something?
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>>124034080
Well, I guess I know my team
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Any squads up?
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>>124034157
Y'know, I don't actually know what year that's from. It's been around as long as I can remember.
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>>124034070
I like you

>>124034074
Pls link, I like when irrelevant teams get mad over nothing
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>>124033383
The Inklings EAT the Octos
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>>124034487
https://twitter.com/trintran/status/671876308574449664
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>>124033941
Was this supposed to be impressive?
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>>124034461
Pretty sure it's roughly 2006ish
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>>124034675
>i have more followers
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>>124034167
What the hell is Maccas?
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>connection lost
FUCKING JAPS
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>>124034675
A reminder that these guys were the ones who won a 3v4 against 3 people from /ink/, then uploaded footage of it to YouTube and Reddit to show off how good their strategies were
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>>124034459
take my spot in rafa / johto / window squad

ggs Johto squad
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>>124034710
That's about what I would have guessed, it's when I remember it from, but as far as I knew people might have been repeating it for years before that point.
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>>124033913
Why not both?
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>>124034931
later
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>>124034931
ggs
Fucking japs
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>>124034847
i knew i recognized that name from somewhere
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>>124034969
Inefficient.

Honestly I wish I had a tag based filesystem. This whole hierarchical tree thing is really poorly suited to your average user's needs.
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>>124034762
Maccas
McDonalds you pommie cunt
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>>124035160
you can tag pictures in windows, it's how i sort my screenshots
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>>124034931
We need one more
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I want to adopt Callie! And Marie too I guess
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>>124035328
Who am i sending the request too?
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>>124035482
all this
non-commitment included
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I think the thing I dislike most about this game is that sometimes my shots hit walls because 3rd person shit, and I usually get rekt because of it.
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>really want to squad
>no tv
I hate being a drifter like this
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>break out the .96 Gal Deco out of salt
>feel ten times less useful, but bring in twice as many kills somehow
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>>124032880

> Cute little green bucket
> Swings fast
> Inks turf decently
> Disruptors are fun for everyone
> Bubbler is comfy
> Teammates like it too
> Someone tries to shoot me
> Pop Bubbler
> Toss a Disruptor
> You're_fucked_now.jpeg
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>>124034754
Was this supposed to be impressive?
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>>124035736
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>>124035637
You would love her and cherish her and take her to school and read her stories and tie her shoes and pay for her medical and beat up her bullies and take her to movies and help her with homework and drive her to the prom and walk her down the aisle and you will love every goddamn minute of it and you damn well know it
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So we all agree that Camp Triggerfish has the best aesthetics and Walleye Warehouse has the best map layout, right?
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>>124036073
>pushing the squidboard salt spray rig meme
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>>124036073
Was this supposed to be impressive?
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>vs S+ scarth team
>hit scarth 4 times, nothing

no scarth, you ARE the lag
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>>124036026
96 Deco kills fast and keeps the user alive, but runs out of ink fast.
You're either wiping the enemy team or are useless shit when using 96 Deco.
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Might want to take a look at your connection there Window
Gg anyway
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>>124036091
i know that at least for callie
anon you're killing me here
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>>124034762
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>>124036301
96 gal ink efficiency actually isn't that bad compared to the splattershot pro
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>>124036130

I can agree to that
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>>124036345
You'd keep the green one around just because Callie doesn't want to leave her.
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>>124036379
was this supposed to be impressive?
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ggs ran
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>>124036431
SSP (still) holds the record for chugging an entire tank in seconds, and is the reason why I picked up H-3 instead.
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>>124033941
quick mods are asleep! post CP!!!
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>>124036692
GGs rainy
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>>124036527
>Cuttlefish isn't even their Grandfather, he just took care of them after the Octopus destroyed the rest of their town
That's my new headcanon and I'm sticking with it.
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>>124036896
one of my favorites
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>stop playing for a bit
>come back and suck balls

Ink me.
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>>124037128
Sweet!
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does anyone have the weapon rolling card?
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>>124037162
Holy SHIT somebody help that poor squid before she dissolves
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>>124036896
I have no idea how people can enjoy pizza without any toppings.

If I'm going to be shoveling grease into my gob I want it to be a memorable experience.
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>>124037516
I've been a picky eater since I was a child. I can hardly get myself to eat anything besides fried chicken and pizza. I've been getting better lately but I still won't put toppings on pizza
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>>124037769
I know 6 people like you and catering for them is hell.

just eat it for fucks sake you might like it.
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>>124037804
I am gonna SLAP the smug out of that face
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>>124037769
It sounds like you're still a child, anon. At least get fucking pepperoni on your pizzas.
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3 S+ robojap dream teams in a row

why does it do this? seriously?
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>>124037869
amen. just eat whats on the goddamn plate.
>>124037804
i like this a lot.
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>>124037906
i can stand pepperoni. The problem is that new foods will usually make me gag so I don't want to try new things in public or with people that aren't in my family so I don't appear to be rude. I'm almost 20 so I'm not technically a child at least.
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ggs squad but today is just not my day, it would seem
also i've had to piss for like an hour
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>>124037976
It's very likely that's where they earn dosh, since they don't lose rank while still getting paid 6k per win
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Just found some good vids of the Bamboozler. Are there any good videos of the inkbrush/octobrush?

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27381249
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27615357
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>>124038106
Were you one of those kids that hated when the milk touched the cornflakes, or when the beans touched the mash?
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>>124038349
Is that Hank... from Nintendome?
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>>124038106
I'm picky in a different way, as in, I don't want to waste money by trying something new and not liking it.
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>>124038393
No FUCK off. If you need money get a job, I don't give handouts to trash.
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>>124038435
cereal without milk is hard to eat. as for the beans, I've never eaten beans in my life
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>>124038435
who the fuck eats cereal without milk
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>>124037769
as someone stuck in about the same boat, just try new shit, anon. don't force yourself into every new food, but if you see an opening to try something new in a small quantity just do it. you'll end up introduced to some rad foods that way

like for example pizza toppings because what the fuck who doesn't put things on their pizza ever and who the fuck wouldn't join team pizza
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>>124038809
Picky little shits, that's who.
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>>124038809
I had to on my birthday this year, because I poured a bowl of cereal, then realized the milk had spoiled. It was so freaking awkward.
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>>124038820
Woomy can't reach her phone because a fat bitch is in the way
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>>124038978
Put the cereal back in the box?
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>>124039080
?
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>>124038898
>Planes
>Science
>Ninjas

That's why. I like Marie, but that shit isn't right. Plus burgers are better
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>>124038978
what the fguck nigger
i want to buy you some milk

>>124038820
i want to smell their butts and crotches
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>>124038978
you have my condolences
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>>124038978
>mfw last month most of the milk I bought was spoiled, even days before the expiration date.
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>>124036073
-flc
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>>124038820
How the fuck do you even get into that position?
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>>124038820
tfw you will never do this
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>>124039356
you can't see it here but she's swishing her tongue around in that octo's belly button
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>>124039356
by doing it on purpose
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>>124039139
>tfw Callie has incredibly good taste in the NA splatfests
>She has some shit taste in the EU splatfests
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>>124038426
I've crossed swords with Giko once and the experience is still burned into my mind like a car crash.

If you want some footage of the brushes try entering パブロ (Inkbrush) or ホクサイ (Octobrush) and skim through what there is until you hopefully find something informative. Nobody has ever successfully taken a brush into a top level skirmish so don't expect much, though.
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>>124039210
Kekd
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>>124039482
Fun fact, Octolings don't naturally have those black eyes.
It's just the law the Inklings beat the shit out of them whenever they pass on the streets.
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sex with octmarie!
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>>124039541
>implying it's not marie with the patrician NA taste
only thing that callie got right was cats/dogs.
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>>124039581
brushes break RM on a lot of maps - with any level of coordination you can get some easy KOs
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>>124039705
I can belive it.
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Reminder that you can still register for the /ink/ Secret Santa art exchange! The initial wave of emails have been sent out. Check your inkboxes!
Email me at namefield with the following if you are interested

>Your email (throwaway is fine)
>A screenshot of your inkling
>Your mii name
>Any special requests e.g 'Draw her with a suction bomb' 'Draw her drinking juice'

We currently have one person unpartnered, so it would be nice to finish on an even amount.
If you have any questions or comments, reply here or email me ([email protected]). I'm usually lurking and will be around to answer your question.
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>>124039716

Race Betraying with Marie!
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>Have the splatoon amiibo 3-pack on my secret santa list cause ive wanted the amiibos for a while
>Saw 3 inkling girls in best buy today.

Did I fuck up by not getting one?
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>>124039821
Cats are better, Rollercoasters are better, Art is better, Cars are better, Pirates are better; and the EU is stuck with messy rooms and the North Pole. This shit ain't fair.
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>>124040090
the individual boy/girl are common as fuck, the 3-pack is better because it's the only way to get the squid amiibo (there are solo squids floating around but good luck getting one without being robbed on the price)
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>>124039821

>Cats being better then dogs
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>>124039943
Whats the deadline
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>>124040091
>being a messyfag or a polarbear fag
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>>124040198
The green squid is litterally on store shelves in england, saw 4 today.
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>>124040090
The squid amiibo is harder to get solo because it was only in the 3 pack or in a bundle unless you import it.
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>>124040290
I'm neither of those things, that's the point.
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>>124040227
To register: No deadline, probably stopping near Christmas though, but the sooner the better.
To hand in your art: No deadline, but before January would be nice.
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>>124040091
>Cats are better
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>>124040386
oh good, plenty of time to learn to draw
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>>124039705
Good
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>>124040198
Alright good. guess I'll just wait a month to dress up my inkling girl as a schoolgirl.

Hopefully I wont blow all my sea snails trying to roll trips on these fucking goggles.
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>>124040517
No shit, everybody knows that.
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>>124040743
Cats are shit m8
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>>124039461
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>>124040798
Maybe if you're a furry
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I want to marry an Octoling.
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>>124040886
She'll divorce you thirty minutes later and take half your things. And then steal most of what's left.
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>>124040386
Ah hell If i get over the anixeity of my shitty drawing i'll sign up by the end of the week.
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>>124040375
Oh, fuck, I misread that post completely. Alright Anon, you're pretty cool after all.
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>>124041019
>not forcing a pre-nup

lol
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>>124040386
you don't get your art on christmas?
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hey chef, how's that ravioli coming along
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>>124041020
The one that I've seen so far is pretty hilarious, don't sweat it. I'll try and post these in each thread.

>>124041128
I sort of want to do that, but it can be a bit difficult with people going on holiday, being busy all day etc. That's why I say closer to Christmas might be nice, but whenever is fine.
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I haven't bought this game yet. What do the octopus girls sound like?
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>>124041534
Like an inferior race.
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>>124041534
Araa~
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>>124041534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e0vxwsWUV6
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>You'll never perform cunnilingus on the suction cups of a squid girls hair tentacle.
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>>124041534
they sound like they need to get hosed
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>>124041663
....oh no boner
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>>124041534
disgusting
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>>124041663
What about when they get splatted?
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>>124041663
I want them to force me to show them my dick then laugh like that.
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>>124042026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mz2O9OeBq5
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>>124041607
>>124041798
>>124041874
I like this meme.
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any squads?
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anyone else having disconnects a lot
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My plan for this splatfest is sadly what the opposite of what I did in the past...
In the past I just chose my favorite and sadly have last 2 of the last 3, this time I will just log in around 12-1pm and check on forums to see who is "winning" more before I decide. You'd be surprised how accurate the general is around 1-2pm (Popularity and Win %).
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>>124042656
I used to have lots of disconnects but I haven't gotten one in months.
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>>124042741
like 5 times in a row tonight. I can't even stay in one full match, but I never get DC's normally and I can't find anything wrong with my router
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>>124042732
>picking muh 6 snails instead of your favorite side
>picking muh 6 snails instead of your favorite squid sister
>being so low-ranked and shitty you can't make the equivalent of 6 snails in an afternoon
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>>124042287
It's not a meme, it's the truth
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>>124042656
right here, my internet goes to shit at night time for whatever reason. getting my lan adapter in a week so maybe that'll help
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>>124042732
i can already tell you burgers will win, spend 5 mins in Inkopolis and see all the bad pizza miiverse posts drawn by squibs
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>>124042890
does Middle Earth get more than 'Merica? I only get 4 extra for a win
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>>124033370
>they're toasting their final few hours before the power flicks off for good and they're plunged into darkness and slow agonizing death from starvation
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>>124043180
it's been 18/24 for loser/winner for a while now
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>>124042890
Its more of I don't want to lose my way to king because I'm being dragged down by retards and literal children.
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>>124043394
Man it hardly matters; you get points whether you win or lose. It just takes a bit longer. There are gonna be loads if squibs regardless, remember?
>>
Is seriously no one squadding?

I'll open one in a few minutes
Accepting friend requests until then
NNID: ThatsSo
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>>124042282
They either sound extremely disappointed or fucking savage. These things are scary.
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>>124043674
When I was pirates, everything was such a nice breeze.

When I was hotdogs I wanted to kill myself.
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>>124043840
i think pirates and decepticons were the smoothest rides to royalty i've had so far
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>>124043782
Ill join! I just got the okay from my host, so let the squads begin!
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>>124043782
Added
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>>124043782
I was about to go solo right now but I'll join if there's space or interest.
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>>124043782
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Guys, I was gone for a month. What did I miss?

Burger 4 Life, btw.
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>>124044017
>>124044020
>>124044086
Squads up

>>124044115
What
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>>124044212
You missed the shitposting.
>>
>>124044212
Hell on earth.
Don't go back and read the past few threads.
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>>124044115
Is that?
No... it can't be...
THE SCARTH?!
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>>124044214
Wh-where?
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>>124044115
>catfag
>>
So if things hold true to form we can probably expect the next Jap Splatfest announcement to be next weekend along with Mahi Mahi Resort right?
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>>124044486
It filled up
Sorry, I'll say something if a space opens up
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>>124044115
top cat
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>>124044115
I always knew Scarth was a pussy.
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>>124044384

So business as usual. Good to be back. What's the lastest weapon to bitch about being OP?
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>>124044624
Are you sure that's a cat and not a bat?
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>>124044608
Blegh
Ill host my own then if there are enough people
Nnid: Dmanstew
Join the shitsquad today!
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>>124044731
do people own pet bats? I wouldn't mind having one of those too
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>>124044787
added
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>octobrush nouveau fucking when
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>>124045117
after they add even more new weapons that aren't in the game yet
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Whats so special about the octobrush nouveau?
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>>124044548
Old picture, but here's my dog.
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>>124045273
It's a Charger that has a brush on the end, so it's pretty damn versatile
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>>124045393
Please dedicate your dog to me!
>>
So damn tired of the .96 deco
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>>124045989
nerf walls again pls
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>>124045393
10/10 would fuck
>>
Is anyone else getting constantly disconnected when playing with Japs or do I have to buy a LAN Adapter for the Starter Pack U?
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>>124045393
Did your pupper have a good recovery?
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>>124045393
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>>124046226

LAN adapter does help with communication errors.
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>>124046664
>>
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qox8N33QHAU

Most underrated track
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>>124046778
Is it just the Japs or is it my internet being shitty, though? I can't really tell with the Wii U.
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>>124046929
Best MP track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1gIL6ib-Bo
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>>124046929
>setting up a brief music queue to finally art stream
>just added this
>this gets posted
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>>124047149
Stream link?
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>>124047085

Everyone's situation is different. All I know is a LAN adapter clear up all my connection issues.

>>124047149
Drawing Splatoon stuff?
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>>124046929
>you will never experience the tutorial again and listen to the hype ass music
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>>124047095
It's one of the better ones, but Splattack still remains the best. That song makes me feel like I'm finally back to enjoying video games again.
>>
>>124047328
>>124047430
Yeah, I said "I'd do it in the afternoon" and I completely forgot that I'd be busy all day. But it's on the way now, I just need to configure some stuff on Hitbox because I haven't used it in 40 years.
>>
> charger had 4 kills
They were all me, I know it
>>
Squads back up if you guys wanna keep going
Did we only lose 1 that whole time?
>>
Just
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ylxg1fYZM
>>
>>124047604
>Hitbox
thank
you
>>
>>124047719
My rank says yes knock on wood
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>>124047719
>someone took my spot

j-jeez
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>>124045947
She's being non-compliant atm sorry famburger

>>124046450
Yeah, thanks for asking. Her arthritis seems to be getting a bit better as a result of pentasan injections and her tooth extraction has healed completely.
>>
>>124047958
I hear letting your dog eat your cum helps relieve arthritis
>>
>>124047719
We lost 2-3 times in total.
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>>124048058
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Losing by 1 point on ranked rainmaker
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>>124047726
INK ME UP INSIDE
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>>124048062
I only remembered the one with the Kraken on walleye

>>124047821
Sorry about that, GGs though!
>>
> none of us went positive
> still win
Play that obj boissss
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>>124048502
i would ink her up inside if you know what i mean
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>>124048645
I would because I'd have put a butt plug in my dick before sex
>>
>>124048709
wtf does that even mean
>>
>>124048806
>he doesn't have a butt plug stuck up his urethra
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUd7FTR56Yo

The comfy levels on this song are off the charts
All those drawings of the inklings and octolings being friends.
War ruins friendships
>>
One thing I can't find online, do sub abilities instantly have diminishing returns as well?

For example, I'm aware that walking speed up can give a 50% increase as a main ability, and the second main ability of walking speed is only 25%

However if a sub ability of walking speed only grants 10% increase, will the second sub ability of walking speed only be 5% increase? Or do the diminishing returns not kick in until you reach a certain threshold, like 50%?
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I fucking swing just when the dynamo is finishing its swing
>>
3/4
ThatsSo/Moonrunes/Dayiton
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>>124049016
Octolings are trash
>>
>>124049161
shit i just started one, but i'll get back in once im done if theres still space
>>
>>124049214
>>>/squidfront/
>>
>>124049129
How to fix: I have no idea, it happened to me that whole time
>>
>>124049016
I wonder what it is that makes that so comfy. I bet if you played it to anyone who'd never seen the game, they'd guess it was credits music, but why?
>>
>>124049329
Because it's somber, the calm after the storm. Something to just sit back and listen to after defeating the big final baddie.
>>
>server maintenance
welp, fuck me
>>
Are all weapons equally viable in their own way, or does the initial splattershot jr absolutely suck compared to later weapons?
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>>124049706
>does the initial splattershot jr absolutely suck compared to later weapons
The bubble is OP, the gun itself is awful but it charges the bubble really fast

But yeah each weapon is pretty much viable, some are just not niche as others, such as the .96 deco, .52, tentatek etc
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quick reminder that you all thought drawfag-chan was girl
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>>124049706
The former.
If you stick to it, and git gud at it. Every weapon is useable in most gamemodes.
>>
>>124049814

I just want gun that has a good balance of firing speed, accuracy, and range. I was getting really mad when the splattershot was continuously getting me killed because it got outranged by rollers.

I've been using the dual squelcher, but yeah I miss the bubbler
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>>124049706
Most weapons are pretty balanced
96 deco is OP because splashwalls, therefore all tryhards use it.
Bubble and Kraken are crutch abilities.
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>>124049927
what do you expect from a bunch of losers playing a kids game and jack off to little girl squids
they're desperate for anything
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>>124049927
>>
>>124049927
Actually that photo was a response to draw-girl. Separate conversation about hair.
dear god, am I a meme now
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Art stream finally starting after a delay of, what, twenty-two hours? It's fine.
hitbox tv/siampu

>>124047787
I'll never understand why people use Twitch.
>>
>>124050014
Tentatek is your best bet. Spread is tight enough to provide good coverage while remaining accurate. Has a usable range that lets you work with most maps comfortable. Firing speed allows you to be a little inaccurate.
You might get funposted at but it's no big deal.
>>
>>124049073
According to the latest Research of Squidboards, the effectiveness is a square root like curve. So diminishing returns start immediately, but they're negligible at the start. And the diminishing returns part of the equation does not care if it's mains or subs.

http://squidboards.com/threads/how-to-calculate-ability-effects.8271/
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BURGERS PLS
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>>124050298
>You might get funposted at but it's no big deal.

I'm pretty shitty at the game, so I'll bear it
>>
>>124050503
Tentatek is the best starting point. Grind through with it heaps, it has a place on every team and you can learn other stuff with it. I used the .96 vanilla (This was in 1.0) back when I was B rank and then taught myself to play Tentatek at A- and have been using that ever since. Then I branched out and learnt NZap, .52, and I can play .96 Deco but I'm pretty garbage with it.
>>
>>124050167
Sure it was.
You wish
>>
>>124050827
I really really do not wish
>>
>>124050906
>Not wanting to be a meme
>>
>>124050954
-thatso
>>
>>124049073

I'm not exactly sure how it differs between different abilities, but there seem to be really light diminishing returns when you stack up to around 3main3subs (i.e. 4 mains' worth). It's only 1 or 2% up to that point.

After 4 mains, they have a stronger effect.

3mains9subs or Run Speed is a 50% increase. Info here:

http://squidboards.com/threads/how-to-calculate-ability-effects.8271/
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>>124036130
yes
>>
Does anyone have the link to the updated ability calculator?
>>
>>124051228
I think it's the same URL as last time
Check the archive about 4(?) threads ago I think it was.
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>>124050954
> not wanting to be known as the asshat with blue hair
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Well that would be it for me. Ggs squad those were fun games against the Jap horde.
>>
Looks like we lost our fourth, so Imma go tend to the obligations I've been ignoring for hours
GGs everyone
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>>124051585
>>124051625
I had fun! sorry to drop in unannounced!
>>
>>124051585
>>124051625
Ggs! Thanks That§o squad, always a blast!
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Octopus>squid
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So I just had my birthday, /ink/, this was the cake. It was orange flavored.
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>>124052165
That sounds disgusting but looks awesome. Happy birthday!
>>
>>124052023
they deserve it if theyre that unfresh. Why is nobody fashion savvy in the slightest?
>>
>>124051228
calc.splatoon.ink
>>
>>124052165
-Scarth
>>
>>124052165
>I wasn't invited
O-oh ok ;_;
Happy Birthday
>>
>>124052165
Happy birthday!
are you legal
>>
>>124052498
>Not knowing Scarth's birthday
It's in September
>>
>>124052691
-That§o
>>
>>124052691
-scarth
>>
>>124051337

Found it.

http://calc.splatoon.ink/
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I'm making a squad.

Name's Birdkeeps.
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>>124052768
>>124052787
-§carth
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>>124052165
>>
>>124052981
sent
>>
>>124052981
I'd be down, adding you now.
>>
>>124052981
i could squad for a bit
already have you
>>
>>124052981
Added
>>
>>124052981
Friended.
>>
>immediately started running backward

am i being trollded?
>>
i know what you tried spaceman, but you need to paint the path first
>>
Sorry guys, I'm not sabotaging I had an ebin plan. But I won't try it again.
>>
>>124053747
>>124053730
your plan works, I did it yesterday
>>
HeavySquid? That you?
>>
>>124048502
SQUID MEEE
>>
>>124053997
at
>>124052165
>>
FUCK
>>
waaah
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>>124052262
>>124052582
Thanks, it was really tasty actually.
>>124052651
I am
>>124053997
Nein
>>
>>124054494
love that cute little woomy dance
>>
>>124054494
why is boy squid so unfresh?
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Test steam done, went Real Well. Everything seems to work software-wise, and I got some good work done.
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>>124052165
Happy birthday fag.
>>
lag switch maybe?
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>>124050264
>just missed the art stream
maybe next time
>>
I'm sorry friends. But I must leave and gain ranks and maybe get better at splatoon. Fuck.
>>
>>124055195
you did the squad, get back in here and let's splat some japs for fun, i dont mind losses.
>>
>>124050264
>>124054942
Oh, I missed it. Good work though, that's some pretty solid progression for an hour, looking forward to more.
>>
>>124055195
Good games, I had some fun at least. That string of S+ death squads was rather unfortunate but you grow to accept that around these hours.

Anyone want to be out 4th? dezly/Churro/Spaceman
>>
Do any of you squids have that webm of the woomy super jumping the rainmaker to a beakon behind the enemy team's volcano in flounder heights?
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>>124055246

Oh alright
>>
I am going to regret this
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>>124055317
>underpass
so much for wanting to try hydra more
joining in a bit
>>
>>124055326
that's more like it squigga, do you mind if we play twin later?
>>
>>124055317
shit you guys full now?
>>
>>124055317
What nnid?
>>
>>124055530

Not at all!
>>
>>124055571
>>124055616
Full again.
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>>124055317
>>124055423
>try to join
>comm error
>then full
>>
>>124054942
Seemed fine on my end, was nice to watch how you draw. Sorry I disappeared, had to go do something.

>>124055358
No you're not.
>>
>>124055749
alright, i'm churro matchmaking is weird there and works in my favor
>>
anybody else up for squadding?
NNID TheListerMister
>>
>>124056204
me maybe
>>
>>124056204
added
>>
>>124056260
>>124056261
alright that's 3 of us, anyone else?
>>
>>124056541
Got you, I'll join once it's up.
>>
>>124056568
coolio

squad's up fellas
>>
>>124055749
ded squad, wanna twin?
>>
>>124055163
>>124055303
>>124055834
Thanks and sorry, it was sort of abrupt because I just sorta got home and was like "I wanna draw!", and then it ended abruptly because Steam was taking forever to download SFM. And now I'm losing my mind because Indivisible is funded and I'm gonna be out $150 in three days and I totally thought I'd be keeping that money WHOOPS
I didn't realize that I needed to enable logging on Hitbox, so here's (an uploading) YT video if you care to peruse it, just don't be surprised if it disappears because of copyright garbage.
https://youtu.be/u3NSA8RrZ4E
>>
>krakon that did nothing but hide in ink to camp for kills
truly these people are worse than satan
>>
>>124056861
>Indivisble is funded
Fuck yeah.
>>
>S rank matchmaking is so bad that now I'm getting paired with A- players

Shit, it's even worse than before they "fixed" it.
>>
>kraken!
>bubbler!
>you cornered yourself!
JUST
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>that guy at the end in our base
>that match in general
literally what the fuck happened
>>
>oh man im doing well, about to level!
> 9 S+ nip teams later

why
>>
>>124057194
>he thinks he actually deserves to play with other s-rankers
>he thinks the matchmaking is doing something wrong
>>
There is no way tri slosher can ohko outside jap lag, yes? Obviously no attack ups
>>
>>124055834
I already am

Took 8 hours the last time I did a 2 star even with constant wins
>>
>>124057494
you got ZA WARUDO'd friend
>>
>>124057505
Wait aren't you black? That probably explains it, the game doesnt want to give you good rolls.
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>hit the rainmaker 6 times as he's dunking
>doesn't die
>>
>even MORE S+
thats cool...
>>
boy i die! shit boy
>>
>>124057756
I've been on this site for years but that's a first for me.

I kek'd
>>
>>124057902
-mango
>>
>>124054942
dem tights.
>>
>>124057987
not me. Btw this is my new trip, still same old me
>>
>>124055121
thanks squigga.
>>
>>124055749
oh well, ggs, wanted to twin
>>
yknow i wouldn't hate rollers half as much if they weren't ALWAYS EXACTLY ON YOUR ASS NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE
>>
what's the best weapons for turf war boys? splatfest is a-comin
>>
why was that tentakek so hard to hit
why
>>
>>124052165
wow
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>>124058283
>why are japs so hard to hit
>im american i have no lag
>japs have bad connection therefore they should kill themselves

Consider the following demonstrative image.
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>>124058279
splattershot pro
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Do squids celebrate Christmas?
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>>124058396
get out of here tojo
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>full charger/bubbler weapon squads
never fails to be absolutely annoying
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>>124058396
>>
>>124058396
>implying
>>
>>124058279
96 Gal/H-3 turn Turf War into TDM with Sprinkler/Suction Bombs covering ground while you're hunting players with Echo.
N-Zap '89 or Splash-o-Matic w/ Bomb Range+ cover ground extremely fast.

L-3 takes work but can cover an impressive amount of turf on some maps (HHB especially).

>>124058283
Most Tentateks I see in ranked have Run/Swim Speed+ out the ass.
>>
>>124058396
Who are you quoting, anon?
>>
Fucking Rainmaker.

I have never hated people in this game more than I do now.

Every fucking match I get in, i get paired with one retarded fucking sniper. He picks a spot and just stays there. If we push with the rainmaker, he doesn't move. If the opponent pushes with it, he refuses to reposition to help us reclaim it.

I quit the group. I get a new group. I get grouped with a new guy that does the exact same fucking thing. Fucking hell.
>>
>>124058692
maybe you just suck anon
>>
>>124058554
S-sorry.

It's my crutch
>>
>>124058606
how's the sloshing machine? also dont the 96 and H-3 have really bad coverage?
>>
>get connection is unstable error 5 times
>only DCs me on the 6th one
>all those people sliding and warping
so that's what it's like to be nuggler

calling it for now squad, seems my ISP is breaking their computers again
>>
>>124058606
i don't think this one had run speed, but i definitely had more swim speed
mostly we were circling each other like dumbasses, so my slower firerate probably is what did me in
>>
>>124058717
What, I suck so bad that before the match even starts, my teammates decide to stop trying?

When I'm hitting the top of my team's kill count consistently, and there's one guy every match who never gets a single kill because he refuses to go with the rest of the group, I find it hard to find myself at fault.
>>
>>124058554
i kek'd when one was obviously trying to trap me, but i went along with it, and when they popped their bubbler i threw a splashwall in their face and trapped them behind it and up against a wall
i still died but watching them struggle on the killcam was worth it
>>
>>124058828
SM is absolute ass ATM, better off using Neo Luna or Rapid Deco if you want Bomb Rush.

96 Gal fires slowly but the shots cover tons of ground to make up for it, Sprinkler helps also.
H-3 fires solid lines with high efficiency, toss a Suction Bomb to cover ground while you're swimming between areas.
Both easily rack up coverage though splats, though H-3 has quite the aiming skill floor and requires at least 2 Bomb Range+ subs.
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>>124058856
ggs dude
so... is squad ded or is there someone else who wants to join?
spaceman/window/tia
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>>124058396
calm down thatso
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anyone got any more of these?
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>>124059264
looks pretty dead to me, GGs Im off
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>>124059647
I can come if u give me 2 mins
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>>124058453
Callie mentions father squidmas...
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>>124059728
>>
>>124059882
Yeah, sorry I was in another game and had to boot.
>>
>>124042732
>tfw I've only won 1 Splatfest.
>tfw this is what I did to do it.
>tfw my tastes coincide with those of kids.
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>>124045442
That's the E-Liter 3K

>>124047095
Truth!

>>124050014
>the splattershot was continuously getting me killed because it got outranged by rollers
b-but I outrange rollers with Aerospray all the time. Though they can quite often out-damage me
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>>124058917
>i have a good k/d so im good
>my teammates are bad because they have a good k/d
Son, I'm not sure if you realized this but half-witted niggers like you are single-handedly bringing down this general. By being this delusional about your skill at the game, you are deluding others and therefore inflating the number of shitposts like these. You are the embodiment of autism, please hang yourself.
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>>124060412
>my teammates are bad because they have a good k/d
You might want to work on your literacy there, friend.
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>>124060473
>he made a typo hes automatically retarded and has a small penis
It's late and I'm tired, not like that makes my point any less valid. Don't try to dance around your autism, you can't hide it.
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>rainmaker mall
>enemy team has all the range
>win by 2 points

THANK YOU DISRUPTORS

Literally stalled the last minute with them
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>having a grand old time hopping around with my blaster
>accidentally hop off the map
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>>124060603
>no reply yet
Welp, guess I win. You have autism.
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>>124060603
Let's assume you didn't completely misunderstand the post as you insinuate, sure. Typing one word instead of another, opposites even, almost definitely means you have a condition. See a psychiatrist.
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So why are tripcodes still enabled on /vg/? They serve no purpose on this board.
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>>124060881
Nah you didn't reply in time. I win. You have autism
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>>124060971
to let us filter idiots, of course. what kind of question is that?
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who the fuck is this manga guy and why is he here
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>>124061014
Oh I forgot I could do that, ty.
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>>124055358
Orderscum it.
But that's the better deal for any Ninja Squid Shirt.

Comeback & Quick Respawn/Special Saver
Ninja Squid & Swim Speed Up
Stealth Jump & Quick Super Jump
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>>124061030
it's nobody's fault but you're own if you're actually keeping his posts visible. it's like morons in source games crying about some micspammer when the mute button is right there.
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>>124060772
>still new to game
>always forget there's empty spaces between the walkways on Moray Towers
>always accidentally walk off
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>>124061110
I am already doing that >>124057505
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>>124061116
>hiding my posts
Can't hide from your problems in real life bud. Hitler's chasing your jew family down, can't just hide him though can you?
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>>124058279
Aerospray RG/N-Zap '89. Focus on staying alive and avoiding confrontation unless you can ambush.
And your ink rate will be superior to ones who are playing TDM.
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>>124059531
T H A N K
>>
Splatfest Salt story

>Cats Vs Dogs
Be on the less popular team, work hard after reaching Queen to keep the numbers up for my team so there are less 3v4 matches, team gets more wins, lose overall. Didn't know popularity contest was a possibility, slight salt, chalk it up to not knowing the judging criteria beforehand.

>Rollercoasters vs Waterslides
Be on more popular team, Win majority of my games getting to Queen, expected to sweep, team loses wins, by enough that opponent get underdog victory, literally opposite of Cat Vs Dog.

stopped caring about working hard at splatfest, queen and done. get snails.
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>>124062003
Pretty much.

I hit King and stop. Sometimes I choose team based on ink color
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Callie>Marie
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That was a fun surprise. Thanks for the games Tia, but we gotta go sleep.
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>>124062402
we? you must be referring to saitama, then?
yeah, ggs! tw is always more fun with friends.
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Should have thrown a disruptor fellow Trislosher. But RIP
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>>124062580
>group bullying.webm
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>>124062580
The Zink Mini won't have this problem most likely. It will have the range to fight back.
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>>124062525
Yeah we got class. GG

Also you're a rude dude with those disruptors haha
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>>124060412
don't use my meme without permisson
>>
9 more days

FC Albacore
Fugu Tee
Green Tee
Pearl Tee
Rodeo Shirt
Squid-Stitch Tee
Squidstar Waistcoat
White Tee
Cycling Cap
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>creep on a friend's profile to see how his rank is looking
>his save got wiped so he had to start over
>squadded with him while he was C-/C but he's been going solo since then
>he's already A- and level 17 with 1 star/slot gear
>it took me since launch to climb the ranks and just recently hit S at level 50
>tfw "fug"
>gotta keep reminding myself he used to be S though
i wonder what it feels like to be good at video games
i mean, i got gud (kinda)
but i'm not GOOD
maaaan i don't like feeling jealous about this, cuz it's petty as fuck
>>
>>124062772
they're addicting
too bad i can't follow through with a kill more than half the time
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>tfw Splat Bombs are faster than Ink Mines.
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>>124063370
?
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>>124063473
Bomb range up on disruptors is secret tech.

>>124063483
Imo Splat Bombs are the best bomb type in the game. Suction Bombs are situationally better, but splat is more well rounded. Burst Bombs dont work properly for me for some reason, a direct hit rarely counts and knockback doesnt seem to occur
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>>124063405
>he's already A- and level 17 with 1 star/slot gear
All the skilled players have moved up to S already so the lower ranks are filled up with Black Friday newbies.

>it took me since launch to climb the ranks and just recently hit S at level 50
while learning the game.
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>>124063607
Until I own all the new gear with all default slots activated.
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>tfw I hit enemies 3 times sporadically and they have time to react and swim away.
>tfw enemies hit me two times in rapid succession and I explode.
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>>124062003
>playing after you get royalty ever
It's absolutely pointless since it's still turf war and it gives fucking nothing in money and exp and no matter how you fight you're too insignificant to skew the result in any way
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>>124063830
>invisible splat bombs
>instaoneshot japs no matter what weapon
>that huge time before shot happens and you actually get splatted with ecancer
>connection is unstable
fuck this game
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>>124063628
>Bomb range up on disruptors is secret tech.
i keep forgetting about that
for some reason i don't think of them as bombs, even though they literally explode with a..."mysterious substance"

>>124063631
i take it you are...consoling me? sorry, i can be kinda autistic about reading people and their intent. well, um... thanks. i'm still kinda embarrassed that it took me almost 7 months to roll with the big kids, though
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>>124063830
>>124064101
I've accepted this with online in general.
The more defensive you play the better.

Your shot hits are making a sound locally, but the enemy won't get splat until they receive those hits over the network. On their side it might seem like they get one hit as well.
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>>124064000
>It's absolutely pointless
It's also the only thing worth playing for the day too unless XCX.
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>>124064412
This Splatournament should have been last week and advertised more and functioned as an advertisement for the Black Friday bundle
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>>124063473
Yeah lol that's why I swapped to Tri Slosher haha
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How do I give gifts when done or do I wait until Christmas to deliver?
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>>124063628
splat bombs are great but I wish they took up less ink. you can hardly fire at all after throwing one from full without wasting two slots on ink saver.
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>Splat Zone depot
>keep getting put on team with no range
>switch to range
>now get put with 3 chargers who can't hit shit


This is fucking solo queue in a nutshell. Until they allow you to see your team weapon selection it will also be a fucking mess unless you use a carry weapon
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>>124064972
>tfw yout team loads and you see a charger
Literally the best sign to know that you already lost
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>>124064972
this tbhfam

this game's approach to weapon comps is stupid as fuck, if you stay after a round with 1 jr and 1 96 deco on each team, you are guaranteed to have 2 jrs on your team next round and 2 96 decos on the enemy team
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>>124064972
>4 rollers vs 3 96 gal and a bamboozler with disruptor

just end life
the weapon matchmaking is retarded
>>
>>124064972
>>124065082
>>124065114
>>124065209
just play again and the combination will be shuffled.
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>decide to do a round of turf war
>1 scoped eliter on my team, 2 on theirs
>port
lol bitches u thought we was gettin towers
they're still cancer on port, but at least they're more manageable there
>>
>Some tryhard Jappie Jappo with stacked damage E-Liter bites the dust against my Bamboozler
Feels amazing
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>>124065382
yes to even worse one, staying after win is the best way to lose
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>>124065382
learn to read, idiot
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>>124065494
then staying after lose is the best way to win.
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Most people leave lobbies even if they win or lose so you usually battle new people
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Annnd it's sweet sweet sweet victory...
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>>124065628
no, you still get fucked. Unless you're in squad you quit every time
>>
Post fresh squids
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>>124065689
whoa! congrats! wasn't it just last week or so you were still in the A's?!
not to sound creepy but i recognize your woomy. also we're friends, aheh.
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>>124065642
>tfw i'm usually the Jet Squelcher
Chasing chargers away from that perch is no fun
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>>124065771
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>>124065724
Matchmaking works out favourable more often than not.
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>>124065949
>Matchmaking works out favourable more often than not.
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>>124065818
C I R C L E J E R K
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>>124065929
Noice
>>
>Overtime
>we come back from a 70 point loss
>only 1 more point to take the lead
>inkbrush gets splatted on the zone

JUST
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Opinions on the Heavy Splatling Deco?
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>>124066151
>inkbrush
well no wonder you lost
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>>124066213
>point sensor
>kraken
burn it and make custom one with burst bombs and wail
>>
Slosh this charger two times
He had 2 seconds after that to fire off panic shots before it registered I splatted him
It almost killed me

How is this fair
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>>124065818
Ahh I didn't see your post sorry! Thank you! You're Tia right? I got up to S thanks to you and some other people here, had to buckle down and do S on my own though haha, thank you!
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>>124066467
I still don't understand how hard is to introduce regional MM in options, it even exists in the game already for splatfests
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>>124066664
-tia
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>>124066664
yeahhh, it me
i'm still too scared to do S solo
maybe i'll step up to the challenge in a month or two or three
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>>124066792
You can do it if I can, you're better than me!
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>>124067348
hey, don't sell yourself short like that. it took forever for me to get to where i'm at, and you flew right through it
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Stop sucking each others tentacles and start a squad
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>>124067636
>fags
>stop sucking each oher dicks
do you really think that will ever happen
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>>124067636
aw, anon... you can join our squad if you're feeling left out c:
gotta give ya kudos for "sucking each others tentacles" though
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FUCK BLOODBORNE

GODDAMMIT
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>>124068081
What does this have to do with Splatoon?
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>>124068081
>palying shitborne souls ever
leave and never return
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>>124068101
Apparantly this is circlejerk and offtopic life posting time, I hate it too.
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>>124068404
>cuddle this fish
only good part
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>>124068507
>>124068404
>cuddle this fish
I don't get it.
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>>124068524
you're joking right
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>>124068404
why
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>>124068404
>an artist with a not bad style will never draw naked apron callie
why
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>>124067610
Thank you, you're so kind! Hopefully we can squad/play together again soon!
>>
This shirt needs to get swim speed on it. I'm not sure how much more of solo queue I can take.

There was one time when I team wiped while trading with the last guy and they didn't even attempt to cap the zone while I was respawning.
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>>124069405
>S+
>Playing Solo

For what purpose
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>>124069405
>black
>playing a meme weapon
you deserve it desu
>>
>>124069514
My top

>>124069529
I'm going to have some pretty hilarious seeker rush videos to compile.
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>>124064665
Close to christmas or on christmas.
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>>124069529
blacks cant meme it up?
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>>124063405
>tfw no matter how good you are, there's always someone better.
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who dis
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>>124070917
Scarth
>>
That's Some_Octo
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>>124070917
If that was ink saver main or recovery up instead of opening gambit i'd use the fuck out of the squid girl gear.
>>
tfw on a losing streak from S70 to S30
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>>124071204
Why is opening gambit bad?
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>>124071297
>Hur hur I can go fast to the middle and die and then it's useless for the rest of the match
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>>124071297
It has no benefits outside of the first 30 seconds which aren't that great either.
>>
Enemy team has 3 96 Gal Decos. One can be dealt with, two is an annoyance, three is where the real trouble starts. Splash Wall has way too much HP.

And I can't blame them for using it in solo queue. Like I can't fault the guy for bringing an Eliter to Moray Towers. But still... just fuck.
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>>124071297
>why is the skill which is only active for first 30 seconds of the match useless
>especially when the start of the match doesn't matter at all unless you play RM on very specific maps
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>>124071426
>Port SZ
>bad guys have multiple .96 decos
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Do we have who are interested in playing lobbys? Anything is allowed.

NNID is Loguetta.
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>>124071468
Actually the opening moments are the most crucial, you can easily catch the enemy team off guard by charging in and wiping them all out allowing you to immediatly have the upper hand in battle, it's the highest skill ceiling and lowest floor ability in the entire game, only the best of the best can utilize it but those that can are able to easily carry the game right from the beginning, a true abilityh only for the most skilled players available so it's understandable you don't understand it because I'm assuming you're only A rank or something or just not very experienced with high level play but play with /ink/ and you'll see all the top players use Opening Gambit and are easily able to control the entire map, the enemy team, and the outcome of trhe battle in the mere first 30 seconds of the match and that's it, you're done when that happens because after that it's a kangaroo court trying to take them back down the order of the match has been completely tipped in their favor you have no chance unless someone loses connection or something, you just don't understand.
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>>124071616
*anons
>>
>fucking around with the range blaster on port
>respawn and see some enemy ink leading looping around the crates in front of spawn
>casually hopping around and covering it up, moving and aiming a bit randomly just in case someone is still hiding nearby
>suddenly one shot a camping roller
>so startled by the noise that i almost dropped the gamepad
i think i get more direct hits with this thing than the regular blaster? even when i'm not trying
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>>124071616
Will join if there are more people with interest
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>>124071678
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>>124071678
You forgot your fedora, sir
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>>124071678
use periods please
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>>124070783
Am I the asshole for suicide running in rainmaker? It just seems like no one ever wants to fucking take it and sprint as fast as they can, they always want a calculated 100% all enemies dead already painted path that won't happen. I have gotten my team the lead so many times by just limping 1 point ahead when we have been getting destroyed.
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>>124071791
Eh.
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>>124071923
>paint a path
>retards completely ignore it
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>>124071923
Didn't mean to quote you, it looks like i am randomly taking put aggression on you
>>
>>124071923
No you're basically saving the game, there are too many fucking retards who don't realize all you need to do to win the fucking match is get the lead and hold it. It's amazing how many retards pass by the rainmaker or grab it and then stand there firing in the same spot like they're trying to get a bunch of kills and not advancing to get an easy lead, it's stupid.
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>>124069749
>I'm going to have some pretty hilarious seeker rush videos to compile.

I can't wait.
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>>124064335
>S rank
>big kids
S rank is average
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>>124072146
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>>124072146
Uhh no it's not, B is average.
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>>124071923
If that makes you an asshole, then I'm an asshole too.
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>>124071923
Just grab that shit mate
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>>124072216
>>124072226
he's right, S rank is laughably easy to reach. even turf war has far more S players than any other rank now.
>>
>>124072775
How? Is there a certain mode or strategy for getting on a winning side like exiting for a new team or quiting while ahead? It just feels like luck, maybe I just can't carry enough. I only just hit A minus, im open to any tips
>>
>mode change just happened
>enemy team has 3 luna blasters


I hate Blaster control
we won though you fucking hopping shits
>>
>>124073002
Yes take it from an S+ 99 player I have my modem right next to me as I play and I can tell immediatly if I'm gonna win a match or not, I just pull the plug and plug it back in when it's a definite loss and start again.
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>>124073035
Such fun
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>>124071923
It's usually a good idea even if you're in the lead. Keep it as far from your pedestal as possible.
>>
>>124073342
>the way you visibly jumped when he got you
good shit
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God dammit
>>
why so dead
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>>124075753
because dead game
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>>124075753
Everyones actually playing the game
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>>124076668
dunno about you but i'm too busy thinking about sex with marie
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>>124076835
Sounds like a good time.
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I want to Callie Callie's Callies while Marie Maries her Marie
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>>124076835
I want to fondle Marie's Maries
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>>124076991
I'm glad people respect the size of Marie's Maries.
>>
>>124046929
>>124047478

>summer
>getting splatoon for the first time
>making your way to inkopolis before it was cool
>tutorial music escalates
>"HOLY FUCK!!!!!!"

i fucking miss the first time i got splatoon so much
>>
>>124034605
tfw you will never share a delicious piece of octobutt with a woomy
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>>124074875
Tower is a bully.
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>>124078506
Do you use sticks or motion controls?
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Who wants to play guess the fucking mode
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>>124078657
could be anything honestly, luna neo ruins every format equally
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>>124078595
I use motion controls. Using sticks with a dynamo is next to impossible.
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>>124078657
tc
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>>124070783
That's my squid!
>>
Newfriend to /Ink/ here
I'm B rank and level 19 and having a good time with the game
So, uh, the only real problem I'm having is adding people as friends, holy shit. I never used Miiverse and now I find I have to add people from /Ink/ as friends to play in their squads and I have no clue what the fuck I'm doing. I ended up following IAMUSORRY! on Miiverse while trying to join a squad, Jesus Christ.
>>
>>124063405
What is it with all these people getting their save wiped recently? I'm now fucking scare that I'm going to wake up one day, boot up the game, and then find my save file gone.
>>
People tell me I'm a gay idiot faggot for not having ninja squid
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>>124078889
You win
they lose

Honestly they never got off a single bomb rush while I had Bubbler every time they tried to push.

Special Saver is great since I can play and not worry about dropping it and popping it when needed.
>>
>>124079310
That gal be like WHAT YOU WANT SOME
>>
>>124079301
you probably are but not for that reason, ninja squid sucks
>>
>>124079193
Go to your friends list not Miiverse.
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>>124079193
you can add people from your friendslist menu. (its the orange smiling face icon on your home menu if you're not familiar with it) you can enter people's nnid from there to send a friend request. also, while viewing your friends list, you can press y to view the last 100 people you played with, and you can add them from there too. sorry, i feel like i'm not explaining this very well...
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>>124079301
You are, but for listening to someone who says you should have Ninja Squid.
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>>124077181
anybody got the image of Wolverine touching the Testfire photograph?
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>>124079193
M I I V E R S E
I
I
V
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R
S
E
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>>124079587
Thank you
I don't feel like such a dolt now
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>>124079193
Use the friends list instead, orange smiley face thing.

Also thank you for following, but I never post anything on Miiverse.
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>>124079310
that loadout is so good I cant wait for the mini splatling with it
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>>124073794
You jumping for that tiny blip made me so happy
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>>124079882
>mfw we get the custom hydra before the zink mini

I wonder if it turned out to be as broken as we feared in testing and now they're evaluating different subs to give it, it's been forever since it was datamined
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>>124080190
96 deco got through testing so i dont see how this wont
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>>124079773
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What would be the optimal gear for a custom dual squelcher? Im currently using 1 ink saver main, 1 defense up and 1 ink resistance up, with 5 damages up with other 4 random abilities
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>>124080678
Thanks, m8.
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>>124081057
Run speed a lot
Bomb range
Ink recovery
Maybe ISM
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>>124081349
Okay i cannot read, still the same but special saver instead of bomb range
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How do I into inkbrush?
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I wanna splat you're woomy if you know what I mean :Â¥
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>>124081794
Tap fast.
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Should i buy a piece of gear that i alredy own? I mean the subs that it has are 2 run speed and 1 swim speed, and the piece that i ordered had all 3 run speed up, but the one that spyke sells me cost 30k and does not have any abilities unlocked, if i buy it, when i unlock the abilities, will they be the ones that came with the gear?
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>>124083553
no it wont dont bother unless it has everything
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>>124083553
Randomized.

I wouldn't buy it unless you want to clear the order queue.
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>>124081870
Oh i know ¥:
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Rate?
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>>124085316
Not enough blasters/10
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>>124085316
Bought the game last week/10
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feels good man
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>>124086848
Congrats bum
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Fuck everyone who told me that the play becomes higher level once you hit the cap I'm playing with other lvl 50s and they still forget to cover the walls.
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so the tournament starts in 20?
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>>124087329
>walls
Anon..
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>>124087424
1 hour i think 11am pt
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>>124087329
Made me giggle.
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>play a lil turf
>get hammerhead bridge
>enemy team is all chargers
guys... moray towers was last rotation
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>>124087424
>>124087612
>11am pt
>on a Wednesday
fucking neets
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>>124087954
Good day to be an yuropean :^)
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>>124088176
>still no splatfest announcement
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>>124088267
>splatfest
>not a chore
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Team SamAudreyErikKindra reporting in
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>>124088310
I missed the last 3 splatfests and really need snails/money
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>>124088267
Oh yeah.
Shit
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Reminder to support your boy Bill today.
Erik is also an acceptable answer.
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>>124087329
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>>124088375
>>
>play turf war because I want to play camp triggerfish
>hammerhead
>hammerhead
>hammerhead
>hammerhead
>Breaking news!

kill me
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any one wanna squad for a bit?
nnid: tiabutt
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>>124088932
I wanna smell your feet!
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>>124088976
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>>124087612

thanks b
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>>124088976
ok, gross, but do you want to squad?
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>>124088932
I wanna lick your feet!
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>>124089087
Nah. Post pics of your feet please. Or hips.
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>>124088932
I want to tia Tia's Tias!
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>>124088932
Friended.
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>>124088932
>SZ Mall
Maybe I'll start my wiiu and join.
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>>124088932
I'll play some before the tournament starts
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>>124088932
Request sent.
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>>124089234
>>124089361
ok... i'll set up a quad then.
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>>124088932
ya, sent
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>>124089516
How cold Tia, share some of that body of yours
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>full
guess I'll do turf then
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>>124089789
yeah i kinda got... swarmed
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>>124039716

Traitor scum!
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>>124089543
i know i accepted two requests, but i don't think i saw a third before the squad filled. i'll check again when i get a chance
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>yfw one Treehouse team plays as the Octolings in the final
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>>124090264
The finals is going to be RM on Mahi Mahi. And will be released later tonight
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>>124090385
>mfw they recognise rm as the best gamemode
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>>124090385

Thanks, Audrey
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>>124090502
>rush RM and then kill shit for remaining time
>best mode
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>>124090502
I like woomies with buckets
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Bucket Brigade
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>>124087329
Jiggled my giggle box
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>>124090594
-lsdj
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Thirty minutes
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>>124091108
You know the worst thing about this
All the generic Nintendo fans who 'play' Splat and pretend to know what they're talking about spamming ebig twitch memes :)))))))) in the chat
>>
Fucking Mall SZ.
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>4 chargers vs 2 shooters a krakon and a slosher
What a match.
>>
>Favorite Weapon: Sploosh-O-Matic
The Splatterpunks have my heart in the tournament.
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>>124090726
I wish everyone who plays tri bucket gets fucked in the ass and then hanged upside down
>>124090782
love this fresh meme, it's kraken me up
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>>124091108
Is hank from.... uhhhh... there?
>>
I actually cannot believe that this game isn't dead yet.
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>>124091230

The worst thing is people screaming for Smash
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lol well squadding's been shit so far (thanks mall)

so it looks like i have two open spots now
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>>124091449
>I wish everyone who plays tri bucket gets fucked in the ass and then hanged upside down

I think I might use that for the rest of the week
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>>124091585
ooooor we could twin, ansis
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>>124091532
Half of them seem to think it's a direct.
Really though average Twitch chat users enrage me just because of how dumb everyone is and their unwillingness to listen, rather than talk.
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>>124091515
It was so cheap during Black Friday that this game is easily going to live on for another half year at least. NX shit will probably kill it eventually, but a sequel is pretty much a no brainer as it's been one of Nintendo's most successful new IPs of all time.
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>>124091708
Okay!
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So is it twitch? When does it start?
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Dammit Ran da Muu, stay in one TW lobby.
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>>124091776

Twenty minutes

http://live.nintendo.com/
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>>124091776
twitch tv/nintendo
The stream is up now, but the actual start time is in about 17 minutes.
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>>124091820
I just turned off the game to get ready for the stream. I'll taunt you later Lunar
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>>124091737
>tfw a sequel will be complete shit riddled with new jewtendo moneygrabbing techniques
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>>124092026
Fuck. Until next time.
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>that one A+ guy in a full S lobby
>ok he might be good
>he wasn't
>he was on my team
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>>124092351
The coziest streams are the ones that mute you for posting the hilarious funny faces.
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>>124092351
They aren't memeing hard enough t b h
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>>124092351
>press 1 for kraken nerf
>having trouble with kraken after the nerfs it's gotten
>>
is this dumb tournament going to be turf war like the jap one
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>>124092636
>underestimating shitters
Kraken is still annoying with jap lag and on tower
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>>124092767
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>>124092767
No.
TC, SZ, RM.
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>>124092767
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/

Losers bracket is TW, upper bracket is ranked modes
Finals is RM (bo3???????)
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>>124092804

Who /TentacleDifficulties/?
>>
SPLASH WALL NERF WHEN
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>>124092926
I'm hoping they do well simply because some Squidboards autist got angry that they had the same team name.
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>>124092984
The last big update.
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>>124092984
Here's an idea, Players can't move through a splash wall of their color unless they are in squid form.
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>bill is mariefag
nice taste
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>>124093134
This
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>>124093134
seems reasonable
>>
>play Rainmaker for the first time
>win the first four matches easily
>think I kinda like this mode
>fifth match and on
>teammates that stay at our base the whole game and don't move until the enemy gets close
>teammates that pick a sniper spot to stay at the whole game and, even as the enemy team passes through, never land a single kill
>quit group, come back, new team, keep getting stuff like this
>notice that my rank is back down to where it was when I started
>go to bed annoyed

Black Friday anon here, and I think I hate Rainmaker now.
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>>124093134
and lower the HP
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>tfw you know a weapon is imba, but cant think of any way to fix it
How would you guys move around the gals? Every iteration so far makes the top of the charts, easy.
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>>124093278
>having problems with gals
Any fast weapon and run speed, or charger
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>>124093235
It'll be fun once you get to B.
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>watching nintendo treehouse tournament

I guess I could do worse.
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It's on

http://live.nintendo.com/
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HAPPENING
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I don't understand. Unless they got EXTREMELY lucky with natural rolls, why bother rollscumming Run Speed Up onto Ink Resistance shoes other than the Blue Moto Boots? They would match that shirt more, too.
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>>124093278
I have no problem with gals.

Splash Wall is just TOO good.

But if I had to change the weapons I would lower the range and decrease the fire rate. Doing that would help the Splattershot Pro as well
>>
>acciojackie: STOLEN NAME

rofl stay mad nerds
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>>124093278
make the 96 a 3 shot, or give it some other sub that isnt splash wall
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>Mahi Mahi will be making an appearance
Just like when they toured Moray Towers.
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>>124093459
Maybe their blue moto already had something on it?

When those strapping reds were released my neon green already had ink saver main on them
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>>124093459
Case of 'randomly rolling it and happened to get that so they kept it'.
My Blue Motos have 3x Special Saver on them, so I need to roll Runspeed on the LE Cleats.
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>>124093381
I hope so. It almost feels like some of these people just don't get how the mode's supposed to work. It's like, people, there's instructions in the lobby menu.
>>
>Mahi-Mahi confirmed
HPYE
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>Pain and Puffering
>>
>boos in the distance
Amazing.
>>
why are they groups of five?
exchange players?
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>get into TW match
>Moray Towers
>4 rollscummed Japs
>3 Eliters

I just wanted to try out the Sloshing Machine
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>yfw they introduce spectator mode and replays at the end
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>No Sam
>No Audrey

All my money on Judd Dread then
>>
>TC
Color me surprised if none of them pick a blaster.
>>
>>124093785
>spectator mode

There is nothing I want more.
>>
Shout outs to bill on the bottom left browsing twitter on his tablet.
>>
>>124093278
range nerf, simple as that

96 down to slightly below splattershot range (like 45 as opposed to 50 on the SS), 52 down to splattershot jr range. those guns have no right being as strong as they are in combat with the range they have now. also reduces their ridiculous area control capabilities.
>>
>>124093670
C players is full of literal children, that's why everyone sucks.
The children get weeded out in the later ranks.
>>
>yfw somebody DCs
>>
i think this is gonna be the last one for me, ansis
mall is getting to me
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>>124093785
>>
>>124093859
none of them had a blaster and completely fucked the other guys
>>
These guys suck.
>>
fucking DESTROYED
>>
>want to watch but stuck in class
I hope this will at least last until sometime in the evening.
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>turn on stream
>first shot is a Luna Blaster on TC Mall
>>
FUCKING
SPEEDRUN
>>
BTFO
>>
rekt
>>
Wow, that was embarrassing. That one Luna completely shut them down.

One had a fucking Inkbrush.
In TC.
What are you even doing?
>>
Knowing that my gameplay is at least a cut above that of a Nintendo employee is a bit of a confidence boost.
>>
>>124093278
Lower the fire-rate a bit on both would probably make the biggest difference, they don't feel slow at all.
Overall Gals destroy slow moving targets, shit themselves against fast targets (which is why Run/Swim Speed+ Tentateks exist).

L-3 screws with Gals ridiculously hard due to move speed and Disruptor/Wail

>>124093479
SSP needs an ink consumption buff (again), there's no reason to use it over DS, 96 Gal(, or H-3 if you're accurate)
>>
>>124093905
The issue is the wall basically nullifies the bad accuracy weakness completely, because it can just stand in the wall and be invincible and just vaguely aim at someone to land 2 shots eventually, the weapon has a really low skill cap and virtually no skill floor either, its really stupid. The original 96 was fine because you pretty much had to get close with it to reliably kill someone.
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>>124094023
>>
>4 screens at one time
The fuck
>>
>>124093665
LE Cleats have Special Charge, not Saver.
>>
>>124094082
Inkbrush is great fuck you
>>
>bringing an inkbrush
do these guys even play this game
>>
>>124094202
(No.)
>>
>>124094089
>normies are bad at the game
WOW BREAKING NEWS MORE AT 11
Seriously the fuck were you expecting
>>
Number 4 went the wrong way

Fucking kek
>>
>>124094202
Fell off the tower too lel
>>
>>124094186
Nigga was pretending to be retarded.
>>
>>124094182
That's cute.
>>
>>124094202
If you arent using meme weapons youre not really playing splatoon
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>>124094186
spectator mode WHEN
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>custom retard helmet
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>>124094182
squib!
>>
>>124094202
>Attempted to inkstrike on the tower
Epic
>>
>>124094357
i use a blaster, i am the meme
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>tfw can't choose between Morgan and Erik
>>
>getting fucking destroyed by that bucketfag
>>
>this nigga carrying everyone in his bucket
>>
>>124094543
Where can I buy this fucking hat
>>
buckets are broken
>>
>>124094189
I know, but I was implying Saver > Charge, therefore I'd rather have Run+SS > SpCh+Run
>>
DUTCH
DUTCH
DUTCH

>oh sh...shoot
kek
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>Dutch is S rank
Well we know which team is winning this shit.
>>
>Nate was about to say shit
>>
>facecam but no spectator cam
>>
>Carried the entire team
>That grunting girl
This is great.
>>
this tournaments going to be over in an hour at most
>>
>RG
>in Mall TC
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>all that damage+
>on a sloshing machine
>>
>aerospray
>>
They fucked up and went to SZ
>>
>aeromemes
>>
>bill keeps doing shit on his tablet
lel
>>
>>124094543
The way he holds the mic screams homosexual.
>>
>>124094773
ohh yes
>>
>dutch carrying everyone with the bucket
>aerospray
>>
why is every game on fucking mall
>>124094838
you pretty much need it to do any damage at all, its like rapid blaster
>>
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>Treehouse will never interview you on your annihilation of their tournament.
>>
>>124094495
kill yourself
>>
What's the quality of the Gear available to them?

Is it just the Main Stat? Hacked to have perfect Triple Brand Influences? Or somewhere in-between?
>>
>>124094976
I'd be surprised if he wasn't gay.
>>
>>124094964
He's a busy guy for you
>>
>>124095089
i think they talked about that a few minutes ago, it has the main ability and whatever shit they unlocked
>>
>>124095089
I spotted a few almost off brand triples but it seems like they just maxed it and didn't give it another reroll.
>>
I wonder how many are /ink/ members
>>
>>124095179
Zero
>>
>Someone fell in the water
Dear lord.
>>
New thread when
>>
>>124095238
>kraken fell in the water
>>
>>124095179
A single player from /ink/ could win the entire tournament by himself.
>>
>Three people riding the tower
It's like a trip back to the day Tower Control came out.
>>
>>124095319
After you make it
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>pushing bubblers and kraken off the tower
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>>124095337
>he really thinks that
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>>124095337
It's sad how truthful that is
>>
>feel like I'm playing against C rank
I love this shit talking
>>
>>124095357
The more people on the tower the faster it goes

>It's like a trip back to the day Tower Control came out.
No one rode the tower back then
>>
>throws splash wall into the water
>>
>feels like I'm playing with C ranks right now
This mother fucker is smug.
>>
>>124095337
1 /ink/ + 3 squibs vs. 4 treehouse when?
>>
Is it loading like shit for anyone else or is my internet just being shit today?
>>
I love Smitty so much
>>
Smitty is based as fuck.
>>
>kinda hard to talk trash in a helmet
kek
>>
>that fake handshake
>>
>>124095620
just you
>>
>>124095337
Bum can't use his lag powers when they all play in the same room
>>
just waiting until someone manages to dc to show how shit the netplay is
>>
>>124095620
Watch it on Youtube, works better for me than Twitch.
>>
>>124095772
The enemy's stand must be near.
>>
>choose team pizza because it's better and seems more likely to win
>burger is probably going to win because of game grumps burgie meme

How many sea snails do I stand to lose being on the unpopular side?
>>
Needs more .96 Gal Decos. Not meta enough.
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>>124095886
six if you get top rank
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>>124095772
That would make things easier for me.
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>>124095790
Chances are they have a modified version that supports local play.
They did use a version that had local back at E3.
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>squidbagging at the end
classy
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>not bunny hopping with a blaster
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HOW THE HELL DOES HE MANAGE TO PUT THE SPLASH WALL ON THE TOWER EVERY TIME
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this no fun allowed tentakek
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>>124096092
SKILLS, SON
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>that trash talking
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>i'm used to playing against good players
BASED FUCKING SMITTY
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>>124096023
the splatoonus tumblr post that announced private lobbies said lan support was included, so maybe the release versions has it as well
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Goddamn Trihex don't roast your coworkers so hard.
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>bring up the name stuff
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>kraken on the tower at camp
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>Bill using the Tentatek
How boring
>>
Unforced error by Bill
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>not putting down beakon sheilds

They are ass
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>everyone shitting on bill
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>w+m1 roller
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>>124096532
It only fuels him.
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THAT COMEBACK
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>Splatastrophic!
That's a good squid pun.
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>>124096092
a literal god
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Damn that final push
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>>124096686
>>124096686
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>Classic .96
I forgot that weapon even existed
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>>124095179
these are all normal adults with jobs, of course none of them would waste their time on a shit general on a cambodian papercraft forum
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>last second inkstrike won
kek
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