/mgg/ - Metal Gear General

first for laughing wallaby, also requesting a pic of laughing wallaby.

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second for it's actually happening

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best girl

>>123985785
Why is he wearing Kaz's classes.
Why are they cracked like The Sorrows.
This image is all over the place.

>>123985917
D-Dog's a boy.

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Meow

>>123985917
cute pic of the two best buddies
dd and d-horse

>>123985579
Para-medic is still best girl.
Keep you waiting, huh?

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Kaz is chubby! CHUBBY!

>>123986130
Nah, nobody was waiting on you, Dr. Clark.

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fucking boxes are way more effective than they have any right to be in multiplayer.

>>123986005
Gazelles don't meow you dumb shit

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>>123985749
>No need to reply any further
lel haven't you already tried that move before, anon?

>>123986438
>So mad he had to cross link his reply.
I told you that you didn't need to prove me right any more, but you went and did so anyway. Thanks for that.

I haven't come here since launch and what the fuck happened? The tripfags left? Who is that autist getting triggered by the Joost?

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>>123986580
H U E Y
U
E
Y

>>123986601
this misrepresents the beauty of quiet

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>>123985785
GOTY confirmed? I see no other reason why he would be there.

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>>123986549
So much for not replying anymore. The urge to reply was JUST that powerful, huh?

That shit was too fucking easy.

Bravo, anon

>>123986716
Yeah, it actually attempts to give her beauty rather than accurately portraying her as the mouth breather she is.

>>123986698
Is /mgg/ actually Mother Base?

>>123986857
You took it too far.

>>123985785
>thegameawads

>>123986580
Probably the same one it usually is.

>>123986790
nigger they aren't gonna fucking tell them they won before the show

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Reminder: disarming nukes = reddit

Why the fuck is D-Horse in my Buddy list twice?

>>123987049
It was the boss's will, you cunt.

>>123986951
That's how Stef pronounces it.

>>123987083
You made this joke already, next you're going to say something "Oh, it was just Quiet"

>>123987049
>Ewok Hunter
What a monster. Those small furry guys never hurt anyone.

>>123987049
Holy fuck this is hilarious.
>ewok hunter

>>123987049
Fuck off reddit

>>123987149
Actually it's your mother.

Why are we still, anon?

>>123987083
Are you trying to make le funny or is D-Horse actually in your list twice? Could be a glitch.

>>123987049
>record voice message
you know what to do anon

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>>123987049
>tfw Venom disarmed the world so Outer Heaven can become the only nuclear superpower.

Fuck Venom 2bh.

>>123987049
What an unbelievably cringeworthy faggot.

>>123986951
>it's not a typo, thegameawads is thegameawards' phantom

>>123987331
Make ewok noises

>>123987351
venom dindu nuffin
doing wetwork erry sunday tryna raise money for dat animal conservation platform, drive out the demon inside him
he a good boy

What If im a spy?
Or you'?

What happened to the ps4 mgo bikini shots? This general was quite active...

>>123987895
They moved onto whatever the new flavour of the month is.

>>123987878
If it aint ocelot, it aint canon.

>>123987049
this makes me want to build nukes

>>123987895
That shit was almost as annoying as gayposting, and so he/they either stopped, or left.

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>>123987987
Why do people try and fight it so badly, anon?

>>123987987
Nah

>>123988082
You forgot to write 'kid' in there.

>>123988164
not everyone is a faggot, anon

>>123988342
Ocelot is, though. And BB is a big bi bastard. You can't' just pretend that isn't a fact just because you don't like it.

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Merry Christmas, Venom

>>123988526
Couldn't she just magically phase out of all that anyway?

>>123988507
And the reverse is true as well, anon :)

Nice job

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>>123988342
>playing Metal Gear games
>not just being a bit gay
>not even being a bit gay ironically

>>123988616
>implying she wants to

>>123988724
I want to brush Ocelot's hair.
I-Is that gay?

>>123988814
What's the point of it then?

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>>123988825
Depends on how gay you want it to be.

>>123988901
Quiet has a rape fetish

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>>123988164

Venom/DD is the ticket, anon.

But I still urge you to imagine Ocelot, years down the line, who hasn't seen Boss in ages but still brushes idly over the cigar burns that Boss put on his chest in their little moment of intimacy so many years ago, and who still thinks of him constantly, almost bittersweet.

>>123988164
Because that's Venom, not John. Ocelot knows the difference.

>>123989116
"Please don't make me have sexual feelings for Revolver Ocelot" isn't something I ever thought id need to say.

>>123989279
Ow..

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Considering they were one of the few bright spots, what was the best cutscene in MGSV?

Mine was either the Eli "Welcome to Outer Heaven"/CQC scene or the rain dance scene.

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>>123989310
That's all right, anon.
Nobody has to know.

>>123989272
Dyou suppose Ocelot ever smoked a cigar, just so he could smell john again?

>>123989445
Quiet/Venom cqc

>>123989501
Fuck. He's so pretty. And I don't even mean "pretty good." I categorically do not want this.

>>123989553
I'd be more surprised if he didn't, frankly.

>>123989445
Nothing with Quiet, that's for sure. Most inconsistent "character" of the game when it came to cutscenes.

>>123989445
The one where miller trips over a niglet

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>>123989726
We're all brothers and anonymous here, anon.
You don't need to take this with you wherever you go.

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>>123989445

>>123989740
How does John get his kitty purring? Biting his neck? Spanking his ass? Whispering sweet nothings? All of the above?

>>123989272
Bonus: their moment of intimacy never truly happened. Ocelot burned himself with the cigar and then altered his own memories so he had something to remind him of Boss down the line. So he could trick himself into thinking that they had /something/ together later on.

It's been ten years since he last saw John, and his every memory of Boss has begun to blur together into a bit of a haze. Except for one.

>>123990484
All of course

>>123990541
wh-which one anon?

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>>123989445
The last photo bit with 'Paz'.

That was some feely shit, never imagined Morpho would actually have some role in that but it makes sense in hindsight with the PTSD stuff and Venom.

>>123987237
>>123987331
>>123987410
>>123987994
What's wrong with you? He said nothing wrong. Stop being faggots.
"Oh boy i don't want to be a redditor therefore i must do completely opposite, by any means, i'd rather stay without any events, at least redditors are mad!".
This is how you sound.
You are pathetic and insecure.

>>123991102
looks like we found ewok hunter

>>123991102
(You)

>>123990484
All of the above. Ocelot would love dirty talking, though - John lowly growling out how he's going to fuck Ocelot until he can't think straight. Do you think Ocelot would like teasing, too, though? John teasing him until he's a stuttering, begging mess on his knees, just wanting to be fucked?

Chubbykaz makes me so happy, but tender Ocelot and BB stuff makes my heart want to kill itself.

I love both examples.

this might be the worst thread in the history of the general
you homos are fucking cancer

>>123991538
Yeah, quietfags really do ruin everything.

>>123991538
I-If I say no homo, I'm okay, right? Right?

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>>123991664

>>123991709
.... I can't do it. I can't.

Ocelot is so fucking pretty. Yes homo. Goddamnit.

>>123991831
kill yourself

>>123991397
Ocelot. Would. Love teasing. And John would be so be so adept at it, pulling him into his lap, making him feel how hard he is for him, biting his earlobe possessively, hissing that he belongs to him and nobody else, and all Ocelot can do is mewl and bite his lip.

Imagine it. A man who can twist words so effortlessly, being left without being able to utter any.

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>>123991831
You can still be hetero while homo, anon.

>>123992185
That knife was a metaphor for a wiener.

is MGO3 still alive on PS4?

This is pretty much the last straw for me
If its dead, I'm returning the game and never looking back.

>>123992680
Enjoy your 80 cent discount towards the next purchase over 50 dollars.

>>123991538
SOON YOU WILL WITNESS TRUE HELL

>>123992680
I love how that sounded like a mild threat, like we work for Konami or something. And say we did, we got your money already.

>>123992093
I came.

>>123992856
I live in glorious Finland and we get more value here. Especially if you preorder something else

point being, I can easily get like 30 euros for this shit.

>>123992680
okay

>>123993034
...it wasnt
I'm just genuinely curious if its alive around the clock

my work schedule is changing so I'm home at different times of the day all the time.

>>123991102
Redditor reminded me of Jehovah's Witnesses, coming uninvited to ring your doorbell and babbling about God's Kingdom on earth.

He literally sent a message to a random gamer asking him to act on faith alone. THAT is ridiculous.

>>123992093
I'm glad we agree there, damn, anon.

Ocelot - who lies as easily as some people breathe, who twists words and how he presents himself with practiced ease and who usually has such extreme control over ever aspect of himself - being a complete wreck under John, whimpering and mewling as he's just barely touched, body aching and pressing into every bit of touch he's given. Ocelot gives up every bit of control to John.

John would probably love that, too, though - knowing how much power her has over Ocelot.

>>123993126
okay.

so
is it alive?

Soooo.. are we gonna talk about Ocelot and Boss' first time together? When Ocelot was in his 20s and was really, really good with his tongue?

Really good.

Because I wanna talk about this too.

>>123992185
I dunno what the hell the two troublemakers must have been thinking when they watched them do that.

Hey PS4-friends

Is Metal Gear Online any good after all?

I wanna know if I should look forward at all to playing it on January. I haven't touched MGS V since 100%ing it in September

>>123993095
Shit, must be nice.

I know someone whose favorite character is Ocelot. Is he secretly gay?

>>123994360
Yes, but the good news is you now have free blowjobs available.

>>123994415
Is that how the gay works?

>>123994515
It sure is. I mean, why would somebody go on the internet to tell lies?

>>123994415
Fuck, I laughed. Thank you.

>see new update
>think I'm going to make hundreds of MB coins
>realize it's only one payment for the overall score after a week
fuuuuuuuuck

>>123993942
Please.

>>123994415
Is that good or bad?

>>123993942
It was probably a completely clumsy affair with shakey hands, ripped clothing and untidy kisses. Ocelot wouldve had to take the lead, despite being stupidly nervous himself, and John would oblige, having this deep insatiable desire to do SOMETHING to Ocelot, but not really being sure what that entailed until ocelot has him on his back and is slowly lowering himself onto him, hissing and moaning beautifully as he takes every inch.

>>123994856
It's whatever you want it to be.

>>123995352
So just like Ocelot?

>>123994868
Ocelot finally taking all of John and letting out a soft huff of air, staying still for a moment while he gets accustomed to the feeling and steadies himself, before he slowly begins moving and keens when he drops back down, shaking ever so slightly - part from nerves, part from pleasure.

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There is no way that all those things are coincidence.
Why would official tga twitter Like shitpost about chapter 3. First i wast thinking that there is a bot that automatically likes every tga related post, but they only have 52 likes, that means they don't press like button on random shit.

Okay, let's think about the worst case: nothing new is coming. Then why would they tease players like that? Why would they hype up Kiefer and kojima presence there? Kiefer not even nominated for the best VA. Kojima is officially fired, so he has no rights to represent MGS franchise at TGA.

You gonna say "they just want to break your heart again lmao". I don't think so. All other konami employees are very careful about their words. To mock your player-base like that is financial suicide.
What else then? Officially we only know about incoming event. I don't think that they would spend money on bringing Kiefer to TGA just to promote some patch for shitty FOBs.

There is definitely more than some shitty nuke event.

>>123995638
>To mock your player-base like that is financial suicide.
You're fucking deluded. The Game Awards have no affiliation with Konami. They know retards believe there's more to the game, so they're trying to get more people to tune in by using that, there's nothing there.
Also, Kojima is very much not officially fired. With the keyword be "officially". Konami have time and time again disputed that fact, which makes it anything but official.

>>123995638
It's just a way to drum up more attention to the game.

>>123995638
>Kiefer not even nominated for the best VA
That's because he never said anything.
He secretly wins the award for Best Face Twitching

Where the hell s the sixth POW in Backup?

Got one at the Palace, one at the South LZ, one in the mountains in the SE corner of the map, one in the Barracks, and one in the river.

>>123996432
The one in the 4wd? The one that your crew fucking tells you about?

>>123996432
The one in the Not-UAZ

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>>123988526
>those feet
Oh my~

In other news did anyone ever figure out the deal with the (do not play in music player) tape from GZ which has a similar tape during the Turth reveal in TPP?

In other other news: Post blood-splattered qts

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>>123991662
>>123995452
i...need...continue....

>>123996612
That one doesn't count toward the six apparently, 'cause I got him.

>>123996615
Wha?

>>123996612
Listening to things is hard, anon. Don't blame him.

>>123995638
>There is definitely more than some shitty nuke event.
If there was, it'd have been found by now. There's no way there's anything left in the game we don't know about.

Also
>To mock your player-base like that is financial suicide.
Like you said, they've been very careful about their words. They haven't mentioned anything more existing, and you're doing it yourselves. There's nothing there. The Game Awards are a fucking award show and not your personal MGS Ruse Cruise show, 90% of the viewers don't give two shits about MGS. There's nothing happening, get over it.

>I don't think that they would spend money on bringing Kiefer to TGA just to promote some patch for shitty FOBs.
Kiefer being announced to appear at TGA was announced alongside Mark Hamill and Shaq being there. He's there because he's famous and that is all that matters. Konami probably had nothing to do with it.

>>123996757
Nevermind, yeah he does. I missed the notification.

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>tfw we never get to see ocelot covered in blood in tpp

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>>123996725
>Turth
hurr im a retard

Also post gunfus

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>>123996985
Can I escape from New York good enough with this one?

>>123996985
>Also post gunfus
C-could a kindly anon build and screencap mine for me?

Welp, I'm tired of the multiplayer, and I've done everything possible in the single player. Guess I'm done with V.

What a dissapointment of a game. I thought it would be Peace Walker done right, but while it fixed the gameplay, everything else was worse. The writing, the characters, the story, the setting. It just lacked charm.

Quiet is an awful, underdeveloped and terribly written main heroine, Ocelot and Eli are wasted characters, Codetalker's tapes made me want to rip my ears out and Kaz is a cunt.

There was no fun banter, no inane talks about french wines, no monster hunting, no Strangelove to banter with. V just felt so fucking souless. Eve Motherbase, which was an actul physical location, managed to feel more dead than PW's, which was glorified spreadsheet.

>>123997216
o k a y

>>123997101
Only if you can somehow recall perfectly everything about it without somehow also being able to just post it yourself?
I don't mind doing that for you, I'm just waiting for my brig to empty out right now.

>>123997216
bye

>>123997216
okay

>>123997216
Nice.

>>123997216
k

Dick-Dog > Dick-Horse > Dick-Walker = Dick-Girl

>>123997315
I'm an old-gen pleb. Playing the game right now.

I appreciate it m8. It is:
UN-ARC
SVG Type-S2 Barrel
7.62 Long Magazine x30
Hail Stock
MRS Type-FS Muzzle
Sup. GP-W (R2B)
Short Scope 3x
Flashlight ST
Laser-A Module-CB
S-Foregrip

Color is the desert, second from the right, third row down.

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>>123995956
>You're fucking deluded. The Game Awards have no affiliation with Konami. They know retards believe there's more to the game, so they're trying to get more people to tune in by using that, there's nothing there.
Well, that makes sense, but
>Also, Kojima is very much not officially fired. With the keyword be "officially". Konami have time and time again disputed that fact, which makes it anything but official.
There was farewell party for kojimbles, pic related. Even if he's still a konami employee on the papers, that means he's at the TGA to represent the game. There are only two things that can happen:
1. Konami paid to TGA to stage the thing and give GOTY to Mgs.
2. Some kind of announcement. Kojimbles doesn't go to western shows often, he goes only to Dorito Pope, and every time he announced something.

>>123996373
You think so? Every one who wanted to buy the game already bought it. That kind of promotion won't boost the sales, unless mgs wins goty.

>>123997839
>1. Konami paid to TGA to stage the thing and give GOTY to Mgs.
no you fucking idiot
>2. Some kind of announcement. Kojimbles doesn't go to western shows often, he goes only to Dorito Pope, and every time he announced something.
he literally just released a game
there is nothing to announce
kojima isnt even confirmed to be going
jesus christ how fucking deluded can you be

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>>123997839
>Konami paid to TGA to stage the thing and give GOTY to Mgs

>>123997991
>kojima isnt even confirmed to be going
He is. Pope himself said it on twitter. Also he's in the TGA website.
>jesus christ how fucking deluded can you be
Come on man, that's rude.

>>123998197
>He is. Pope himself said it on twitter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bHBDsbTOXQ

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>>123997071
>that scope
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?!

>>123996985

>>123996754
In the throws of passion, between long, dizzying thrusts, John, overwhelmed with an intense, almost animal urge, would wrap his huge arms around Ocelot and begin to lift both of them together. Ocelot moves in response to John's body, wrapping his legs tight around his waist as John stands up, now on both feet, still inside Ocelot, and able to hold all of his weight with ease. "H-harder." Ocelot manages to croak, and John responds in kind, digging his nails into his smooth porcelain ass and pulling him down, hard and deep around his girth in a steady, almost possessed rhythm, and Ocelot almost sings his sweet moans of approval as John slams his sweet spot again and again.

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Why can't the FOX Engine get dimples right?

>>123998485
because quiet doesnt smile

I dunno who this fucking "Pope" guy is, but I wish you fags would quit talking about him.

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>>123998451
>FOR WHAT PURPOSE?!

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>>123998484
thank you, anon

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>>123997819
pretty nice

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>>123998546
>not knowing the Dorito Pope

>>123998636
The Ze'ev would look closer.

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>>123998636
>supressor-mounted scope

>>123999004
Thanks, man.
I will make my Snake gun.

anyone can explain why I don't always get the naked suit bonus in FOB ? it's already something pathetic so I don't understand why there would be addionnal restrictions on it

>>123998902
Appreciate it.

Setup looks even nicer on the MRS-71 with the NV 8x Scope, but I don't like using it since I can't have nothing on my hip. Feels bad.

My copy arrives in an hour or two.
How important is doing things right the first time through? Should I use a walkthrough?
I've played all mgs games, but only ever beat mgs1 and ground zeroes. Does any of that even matter?

>>123999326
>How important is doing things right the first time through? Should I use a walkthrough?
No, every mission is replayable, and it's more fun not knowing.
>I've played all mgs games, but only ever beat mgs1 and ground zeroes. Does any of that even matter?
Nope. This is the least story focused game in the series by far, you don't need to play really anything except ground zeroes.
the tapes fill in some of the blanks if you really want to know too.

Enjoy it anon, it's a damn good game.

>>123999326
>How important is doing things right the first time through?
Very, unless you want to permanently delete your only save.

>Should I use a walkthrough?
If you want. It doesn't really matter for most missions since you can replay them.

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>>123999113
why stop it?

>>123999484
>Very, unless you want to permanently delete your only save.
Not him, what the fuck are you talking about? There's nothing in the game you need to "get right" the first time round or be screwed.

>>123999326
Every mission will take at least 2 playthroughs.
Most will take 3. Try to sneak around and listen in on conversations your first go-through, extracting decent guys and locating where loot crates and resource attaches spawn at.
Your second playthrough will be for the S rank, this involves 9/10 times just speedrunning the mission in the most sanic way possible.
Your third will be to do the side objectives (which are hidden from you your first playthrough anyway, but you'll inevitably get about half of them your first time anyway)

>>123999594
Unless you're autistic like me and care about your kill count.

I restarted a 120 hour save because I learned I could have avoided killing the two people in the hospital.

>>123999484
I am confused.
If it doesn't matter if I use the guide, how is it important to play things right?
I mean, I know about the quiet butterfly thing, is there anything else I could screw up?
Especially early on?

>>123999705
wew lad

>>123999705
Which two? The two that Big Boss tells you to shoot in your very first shootan encounter? How do you avoid that? Wait for Boss to kill them for you?

>>123999705
Is there even a reason to get low overall kill count?

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>>123999705
Anon, you are a man with a gun that kills people and maybe even enjoys it.
Killing 2 people means nothing.

>>123999713
>If it doesn't matter if I use the guide, how is it important to play things right?
It's not. Don't use a guide, unless you get stuck on something. Nothing in the game is irreversible, (except your kill count), if you miss DD, you can replay mission 3 and get him again, if you kill Quiet in mission 11, you can get her back. There's nothing to worry about.
>I mean, I know about the quiet butterfly thing, is there anything else I could screw up?
No. And even the butterfly thing isn't needed, you can get her back after the recent patch anyway.
>Especially early on?
Like an anon said, your kill count can't be reduced, but seriously, there's no reason to get worked up over autistic shit like that.

>>123999326
Do not sell resources nor plants, that's all.

>>123999928
>Wait for Boss to kill them for you?
Yeah

If I have a full resource count (700k) and have unprocessed resources, do they still try and process? And will they just go nowhere and be lost? Or does resource processing stop when my resources are full?

>>124000136
Based on my own experiences with this, it seems like they either stop processing or stack in the background until there's room for them. That being said, I've never paid any attention to my unprocessed materials count, so I don't actually know.

>>123999931
As I learned from when I did end up beating the game, no there is not.

>>123999952
This, I've killed more people in MGSV than I have in any of the other MGS games, which isn't that surprising.

>>123999952
Don't try to tell me what I am.

>>123998636
Best Snake?
Also remember, Carpenter laments that many people use his shit without permission to make their shit, but has no problem with Kojima.
>[CanalPlus] wanted to also go after the video game Metal Gear Solid, which is kind of a rip-off of Escape From New York, too, but I told them not to do that. I know the director of those games, and he’s a nice guy, or at least he’s nice to me.

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>>124000546
I don't need to tell you what you are.
You will become all you need to be.

>>123999713
Only thing you need to know is go into the blue door on the medical platform

>>124000760
For like all of 1 second.

Wow, so high level infiltration is busted, at least on Dev platform. I tranqed everyone on 1st platform, it started spawning dudes in right in front of me, but worst of all, they'd fall over asleep, then disappear and reappear 1 foot away wide awake.

>>124000854
I've been following these threads, so I know all about the plot, and the horrendous knife twisting that is the blue door.
On a related note, have we ever gotten a rip of the texture for the magical girl paz poster?
I'm cosplaying venom soon, and the wife is interested in that version of paz.

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>>124001547

>>123999147
alright I think I got my answer, you have to get to the core to get the bonus

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>Only get to play for an hour or so per day
>slowly managing to S rank missions and do the damned objectives
>have done most of the side ops (still 40 to go)
>144 hours in

Fuck me, why is there so much filler?

>>123999147
>it's already something pathetic
500 Espg. Points is pathetic?

Yeah, you have to "win" your deployment; either reaching the core or defeating an infiltrator.

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>>123990484
>>123991397
>>123992093
>>123993459


>>123993942
>>123994868
>>123995452
>>123998484

I am so, so glad the people in this thread are as gay as I am.

>>124001641
Thank you very much.
Sadly, I don't think she'll do it for another year, buy we'll see. It'd be amazing if she could do it in time for world peace day next year.

>>124001547
>I'm cosplaying venom soon, and the wife is interested in that version of paz.
That's sounds awesome. Can you post pics when you are done?

>>123996972
why even live

>>124002423
>I'm cosplaying venom soon, and the wife is interested in that version of paz.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Does the stun rocket arm work on Skulls? Just started using it recently for trying to reach targets that aren't readily in my line of fire and noticed it one hits everything I shoot at.

Does that also include them or naw?

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>>124002004
Now that you've revealed yourself, you have no excuse not to join in.

So how do you think they share a bed? Is John a cuddler? Would ocelot ever wake him up by planting kisses down his stomach and tugging on his waistband?

While i hated mission 45 gameplay-wise, i liked the atmosphere. That fucking ost https://youtu.be/iqGfDCBOyzM
That build up, you know that you can't run and there are shitton of tanks around you.
If only that mission was tuned a bit more.
There are a lot small things that ruin the mission. You can't order quiet to hide, you start with shitty rpg even if you selected CGM at the beginning of the mission, etc.

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Who /good/ here?

>>123990982
When I first started the game I thought Ishmael was Morpho. Then he spoke.

>>124002423
Probably. I've had to avoid posting my pic in the past, but I wanna go all out and get photos with a dog and on a horse, so I'll probably want to show off.

>>124003319
>You can't order quiet to hide
If you tell her to Cease Cover she'll only intervene if you start getting seriously fucked up.

>>124003595
Wouldnt BB and Paz make more sense, though?

>>124003330
Where do I even see this?

>>124003330
your mom's pretty good

>>124004027
Check your Idroid while playing MGO f@m

>>124004557
>playing MGO
lol

>>124003819
Yes, but I already started working on venom before my wife saw magical paz.
Not a huge difference, bb is really venom with less shrapnel, scars, robot limbs, and accessories, but I'd need a different wig for bb. I'm debuting venom soon though, so I might have time for a second wig before she does paz.
But also remember, venom is the one who feels guilty as fuck. He's the one who missed the second bomb afterall.

>>124004714
>different wig
Nigga, grow a mullet.

>note to mgo players
>we have noticed some players are exploiting a bug to move outside of the map and gain an advantage over other players
>people using this bug may be banned
jesus fucking christ konami
patch it if you fucked up you retards

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>>124004714
>He's the one who missed the second bomb afterall.
OR DID HE?

>>124004618
>Being a PC.uck

>>124005049
I'm actually a ps4 fag I just got bored as fuck of mgo

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>>124004618
What's the matter? Can't hang? Or are you just a PCkek?

>>124003159
Might as well.

I feel like John would koala-cling when he sleeps. Falls asleep just next to Ocelot, latches on after he's out. Ocelot has to untangle himself some mornings and do his best not to wake him up in the process. As for that last bit, abso-fucking-lutely. Ocelot's a firm believer in giving John head as a morning treat now and then, but it's the waking him up that's the fun part.

>try to put my underbarrel to sleep nade an annoyingly placed sniper
>snake gets up of course to change the underbarrel
>get spotted by the sniper
>ok in the end it's just as good, sniper is coming to my position
>let him get to the stairs and plan to move
>look in the other direction
>new sniper has spawned at the exact same spot where he was
if I could bite this game

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and here we see me being gay as fuck and hating myself

>tfw this is already 4000ish words and it's not even close to done
>and it's all prose-y BULLSHIT with some religion sprinkled in because these dicks have bible names

someone take me out to the /trash/ pls

>>124001950
it's 50 points when I regularly get 5000 to 15000 points on a successful infiltration

>>124005596
That was really beautiful, please link it when youre done!

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happening

>>124005971
oh wow cool good work

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>>123985785

>broken kaz glasses like the Sorrow's

WHAT THE FUG

>>124005971
take screenshots when it's complete so I can see it.

>>124006643
It looks pretty much like a normal one only it detects intruders out to a whole 2 meters.

>>124005971
>10 days
This is truly the facebook generation's fault

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I pooped a little

deploying with tanks in tpp is a little bit overpowered to be quite honest

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>>124005897
thank you! i appreciate it, i'll post a story link once it's all finished up.

i might mention chubkaz if it'll fit in anywhere, but right now i'm just working on a confessional scene ..
guess who went to a church today to find out what confession is like? it's me. i did. it was a very pretty church.

>>124004908
That would work fine if I had a luxurious head of hair like the snakes.
Not everyone is that blessed though.
I go for what looks best, and that'd be wigs in this case.

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>>124007338

>i believe in an imaginary god

>>124007264
what is that red beacon you have surrounding you?

>>124007828
>I don't know how to read

>look at my own armored vehicle
>press intel radio button
>"be careful of that cannon!"
>"if you could steal that nothing could stop you"
>"i'd love to have that on our side"
fucking kaz are you blind or something
oh yeah

>>124007338
Urgh. Chubkaz? would that be ever fuckin' sweet. Maybe just write him a thing of his own when youre done with this one...

But yeah, it's looks to be coming along great! I look forward to reading it all.

>>124007918
I have no idea, it started turning up after the november update.

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>invade a guy on the nuke list
>command platform, go as fast as I can since he gets noticed
>arrive without any defender spawning
>no nuke in sight
third time it happens, it's starting to piss me off. this is where they're supposed to be right ?

>>124008545
Someone else got to it first. The nuke list updates at intervals, and stays there if they infiltrate without it getting blockaded.

>>124008653
at this point I'm starting to believe Konami made the system this shitty on purpose so that there are still enough nukes until they do whatever announcement they wanted to do

>>124008545
Make sure you check that there is a radioactivity sign with a (1) next to it on their stat list and again in their resources box. if they are on the nuke list but don't have either of those it's a bogus link.

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>>124007828
i'm not religious, sorry anon. just went to church to see what it was like for the scene - if i was religious, i think i'd know what confessional was like without having to go again? unless they're not the norm or something.
i don't know much when it comes to religion, if we're being honest! kinda crossing my fingers that i get it right as i go.

>>124008172
i might give him his own story, actually, that'd work. is there anything you'd like to see specifically from it, other than just chubkaz? and thank you again!

>>124008867
thanks for the tip

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>Someone on my support list just built a nuke
>back-to-back support requests.

Least I can do is give him the chance to disarm it himself.

>>124005971
does it actually stop people from stealing shit?

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So are there any faggots here who are so insecure about their sexuality that they DIDN'T paint their motherbase pink? If so tell me who you are so I can point and laugh.

so do people actually believe that Chapter 3 will fix anything (if it even exists)? like the story for Chapter 1 and 2 was garbage compared to the other games (worse than PW and 4) and the grind and waiting hours for 1 fucking item is trash.

>>124009291
I would, but my FOB has been stuck on default orange since day one for some reason. My MB has been either blue or pink but the FOB is stuck.

>>124009291
mine is white because it drives me crazy that the medical and intel platforms are always white regardless of the color you choose.

Although, R&D and Support are always black they don't bother me that much.

Will Steam even get anywhere remotely close to nuclear disarmament?

>>124009454
ok

>>124009534
It's getting 1.5k-2k nukes disarmed daily.

>>124009603
answer the question nigger

>>124009454
I had fun with it, so yes, I do.

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>>124003330
>tfw decided to take a look at my stats upon looking at your pic

I need to get a life

>>124009764
I disagree with most of the points you made on Chapter 1 and 2 so I feel my answer would not satisfy you.

>>124008915
Just chubkaz. Heavy, sexy chubkaz going about his chubkaz day. Maybe get Ocelot in on the action to tease him and feed him and such.

If hell IS real, ill meet you there, friend.

>>124009858
try me

>>124009454
So do people like you even have a reason for being here? You're clearly bitter little shits who have nothing to do whine about how Kojima broke your heart or whatever.

>>124009954
First: I don't believe chapter 3 exists.
Second: If it were to exist, it'd be great, since the rest of the game is (for me).

>>124006486
>Cobra Unit spinoff confirmed

How the fuck do you color your FOB? I've seen pink ones I always get the urge to go nuclear and steal everything on them

>>124010257
It's just whatever color your MB is.

>>124009291
>Not grey, like every fucking real life platform

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>Reminder: Konami is going to reveal some of the new features in the new update coming this thursday in about 20 minutes on their livestream.

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>>124009791
>that win/loss ratio

>>124010302
>Not orange, like the big shell

>>123996879
>If there was, it'd have been found by now.
Unless it isn't in the files.
And then it can be paid.
>>123995638
>To mock your player-base like that is financial suicide.
You aren't really coming off strong with those words; Konami has been killing themselves ever since march, or arguably, ever since Lords of Shadow

>>124009791
>two scouts
>no enforcer
Why?

>>124010379
What livestream?

>>124010379
>Reminder: Konami is going to reveal some of the new features in the new update coming this thursday in about 20 minutes on their livestream
source?

>>124010576
I liked the Lords of Shadow games.
They had good voice acting and music and the art and look of the games was great too.

>>124010576
>Unless it isn't in the files.
>And then it can be paid.
Even then, the secret would have been spilled by now. There's no way they'd keep this secret.

>>124010379
>update is coming thursday
>game awards are thursday
>kiefer and kojima attending
HOLY FUCK
CH 3 YOU GUYS YOU GUYS HOLY SHIT

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>>124010449
in this game, there really is no point in K/D ratios since dying doesn't really mean much. Suicides will, but not getting killed

>>124010609
as you can guess, I've probably went through a lot of characters, and some of them were enforcers. If I knew about the whole "main character is locked to chosen class" thing, I would have made him an enforcer, and as you may have guessed, I've barely spent any time with him but my waifus, like pic related

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>>123998451

>>124008915
Oh shit I follow you on Twitter. And Tumblr, I think. You're the one who wrote the Ocelot/Eli thing, right?

>>124011132
>Ocelot/Eli

PLEASE no.

>>124010379
not seeing anything bout this on their social media, where you getting this?

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>>124010974
I didn't say k/d ratio though. I was talking about win/loss ratio. I do however agree that kills/deaths are a tad bit overrated as a well executed fulton makes a bigger difference in a match.

>>124005596
Fucking beautiful! Please post more!

>>124010953
I didn't know they would reveal 10 announcements during the awards too
Yeah it's totally happening Rising 2 that is

>>124011758
>Rising 2 that is
Don't you fucking play with my heart like that.

>>124011038

>finger in the trigger guard

>>124011758
As much as I'd love Rising 2, Platinum has a shit tonne on their plate right now.
I wonder, if they did make Rising 2, would it be in FOX?

>>124011896
>thinking that snake plissken gave a crap about discipline

>>123987049
I invaded someone's FOB and stole their nuke. Then I dismantled it right away. A little while later, someone invaded my FOB and they got fucking rekt, son. The weird part is that despite having no nukes in my possession, it still told me they stole a nuke from me.

>>124011994
Platinum prefer working with their own tools so I doubt it.
Also Saito should be free since he finished Transformer. It's pretty tight though and he might direct that fucking Turtle Ninja game so I don't actually believe Rising 2 is happening ;_;

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>>124009875
that can absolutely be arranged, i think.

race you there?

>>124011132
oh. um, hi! yeah, that was me. technically i'm still writing it - need to go over it again and change a few things - but, yeah.

>>124011329
in my defense, eli is an adult in the fic and it's an AU and things. it's not that terrible. ish. it's actually just a thing a friend wanted for her birthday, unhealthy relationships and..stuff. i'm trash and i apologize.

>>124011515
thank you very much! i'll be posting the whole thing once it's finished, but i might post another preview or two if i manage to make anything i'm happy with.

>get spotted by sniper far off
>get into hiding
>three guys around the corner already know where I am
>since I'm hiding one of them is getting a grenade
>get out of cover and down them three non lethal
>oh shit
>grenade blow to their face
>get out of cover to extract them
who else /good guy/ here

>>124005971

I've had it for a while, it's pretty good. Even caught out some super high rank jerks who've invaded me.

>>124012918
>who else /good guy/ here
>See black soldiers
>Gun them down mercilessly with no regard to their stats

Saving the world. /goodguy/

>>123987049
I didn't say you could post my fanmail, anon. don't make me put on my trip

>>124013758
Do it

>>124011038
What is this? I don't remember this moment in trailers or something else

>>124013931
my little anon cannot be this retarded

Holy shit, I used to just STN headshot every puppets to farm soldiers in Code Talker's mission, but I noticed you can just kill 3 Skulls at the start, get Code Talker, then kill the last Skull and every puppet will stop moving.
That speed up the farming so much. I also never noticed there were soldiers in the forest too, I literally fultonned 100 guys

>>124013448
>play a game that takes place in Africa and Afghanistan
>gets triggered by people of color
kek

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I just finished this chapter and I legitimately cried... I'm so sorry Vengeful Unicorn. I think I'll go take a break guys...

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>>124013931
CUT

>>124014062
They don't get the medal, though. And that S+medal does actually do more for your Unit's level than an S alone.

>>124014062
>no medal
lmao

>>124013758
I'm sorry, anon. I really, really, really like your fanmail.

>>124014423
I would have cared more if they weren't all cardboard cutouts with silly names.

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>>124006486
>the body i've lost
>the comrades i've lost
>it's like they're still there

>>124014512
MSF > DD

Does play Code Talker [EXTREME] give better soldiers to farm than the regular one?

>>124014512
>You with never cuddle up with BB while he reads you a story and Kaz gives you a mug of cocoa

>they redid the 200,000 espionage point event
fuck, I dont want to raise my level again
the top 200 suuuuuuuuucks

>>124014519
>>124014548
Ah that's right, fuck.

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>>124014981
>tfw I was in 198 and didn't play for a few weeks
>tfw came back and now in top 400 but life is suffering

Everyone else is just as good and can easily get past defenses. Kill me

>>124004941
It's really bad, people are even defending it.

>>124014981
>Get a paultry 12,000 for the 100mb level
>4700 > 3113
>Immediately invaded

goddammit.

I want to hug shota Mantis.

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>>124015636
Who wouldn't?

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>>124015636
>>124015757

>>124015940
No, I like little boys. There's a difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol0IATruat0
Thanks reddit.

>>124016021
>There's a difference
Eh, you should all die.

>>124016350
Rude

>>124016147
so much of that is just luck with enemy positions. 9/10 times I try to high level invade there's a mother fucker at the top of the stairs and another on the threshold of the objective.

>>124016859
Considering he's covered in blood it makes me wonder how many failures he had to go through to get that.

Should I make a new bread?

>>124017504
Are you stupid?

>>124017504
fuck off

>>124017504
Nevermind, I'm a stupid fuck who forgot this is on /vg/ and that the bump limit isn't 300. >>124017595
>>124017627
Sorry.

>>124017504
such a lust for new threads.

>>124018003
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWFAG

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>renowned inventor of the first Metal Gear
>nope it was actually Huey
>also inventor of medical powered walking
>nope it was actually Huey

Being Dr. Madnar is suffering.

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>>124018263
Huey was probably the one the ordered quiet to kill him

>>124018263
>Huey
>inventing Metal Gear

Get back in the boat, Huey.