Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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First for poll


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Fill this out while i'm gone please

>>123983993
Why is Nightstalker lifting CM?

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hello?

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

dotaküks

>>123984097
>this deep dark obsession with N0tail.

First for loda started shit and got hit

Richard Lewis did nothing wrong

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>290 days since last hero port

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>>123983993
nth for never gonna be nerfed again

>haste rune

I thought we were over this

Shendelzare

Have /d2g/ come to terms that N0lans will never win a relevant lan?

>MoonMeander @MoonMeanderated Nov 29
>Thankful for the Dota personalities and casters we have after seeing the CS:GO ones

What did he mean by this?

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James will never be happy again

>>123984001
good question senpai

>>123984125
hello reddit

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>lose
play another game
>lose
play another game
>lose
play another game
>win
feel nothing and shut down dota

Does this happen to anyone else?

>>123984098
She needs some help to reach his dick

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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.

>>123984257
No some of us are good players

>>123984219
Just watch a CSGO mayor.

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>>123984184
Is slow a disable?

>>123984236
Welcome to the club

>>123984257
anon do what i do, play something else or get a job
the time off from dota is really good for you

>>123984315
Explain?

>>123984354
>getting a job
You already lost.

>>123984257
>i only have fun when i win

literally the reason why in sweden next year in football matches for teens it will be illegal to declare a winner

just stop being a downs syndrome m8

>>123984315
>mayor
meant major*
lmao

With the recent popularity of Dazzle, Slardar, SF etc I'm wondering if armor might actually be a bad mechanic. It's unintuitive, very hard to gauge precisely, too mathy for anyone to do on the fly. People can see their armour but what does it mean? Generally you only consider if you have "a lot" or "little" and play on your intuition.

So basically when people consider buying armor items they are doing so with incomplete or faulty information. No one really knows what armor is worth when no one can articulate what it does in a way that makes sense in game where you have to make these decisions.

Finally armor isn't fun. Make more defensive items like Vanguard with mechanics that make sense and are presented in a way that people can understand in the heat of battle.

>>123984381
You dont need to have teamwork in CS:GO like you have in Dota 2. So the whole scene is filled with big ego heads

Complete absence of meaningful offline victories

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>>123984236
He has literally no excuse for throwing it all away besides being a fuckup that's scared of love.

>>123984478
Kill yourself.

>>123984443
>in sweden next year in football matches for teens it will be illegal to declare a winner
Why even play if you can't compete, swekeks please

@123984478
>Finally armor isn't fun.

had me up to this sentence, 7/10 better than usual but still no (You) 4u

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Like OG give a fuck about offline tournaments..

>>123984478

yeah no one has any idea how armor works, at all
they buy armor and think "WELL I HOPE ITS GOOD I ACTUALLY DONT KNOW WHAT IT DOES"

amazing post you retard

I mean this unironically when I say that Richard Lewis is one of the most based personalities in esports history, and that he shouldn't be banned from anything for that reason alone. Honestly, someone needed to teach Loda a lesson for acting like he's relevant.

please, does anyone have an image where some stick man buys premium shit and he's asked why he's eating shit and he spergs out and says "wtf this isnt shit i paid for this"
or something?
please

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>TB is bad
-gulag

>>123984443
He heavily implied that he had no fun in winning.

>>123984257
I always feel like shit when I lose, and I always feel great when I win.

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>>123984540

russian ritsu

>>123984579
You do know it dampens physical damage, But not by how much exactly.

With damage items it says on the tin exactly how much damage you're getting.

>>123984576

t. alliancecvucks 3 years ago after ti3

>>123984623
>I can win with Terrorblade in 1k MMR
Good for you. Come back when you win games with Terrorblade in 8k MMR.

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>>123984540
>>123984654
Eternal reminder Soe will never be beautiful again

>>123984443
he didnt even 'heavily imply' he had no fun in winning
he literally said
"i won and i felt nothing"

he LITERALLY SAID the opposite of what you claimed he said
how are you so stupid? do you not know how to read?

>>123984762
jesus christ that's horrifying

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>OG losing to Na'Vi and Alliance

>>123984684
?
?????????

are you pretending to be retarded here or what

>>123984762
She must have daddy issue

>>123984673
tfw I have a russian ritsu stalker

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>>123984762
>still being triggered by a haircut and tattoos

How do you people function in human relationships

>>123984623
>last match: 8 months ago

>QoP keeps ulting huskar when he's at full hp
>we lose every fight
nice nice

>>123984834
>OG was ever good

Ayyy

>>123984257

I feel nothing this patch. No idea why.

This only happened to me at the end of the lesh/storm patch.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S4tZ3Y-lzk
>Le balanced meme
Bulldog confirmed one of us

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>>123984926

>>123984834
>losing

They WON game 1 and their carry is top dog in the game by a good few thousand gold

what game are you watching?

>>123984926
>ooga
>booga

>>123984838
No?
>nice this sange gives me 10 damage + 16 from strength since i'm a str hero. now i know exactly what i'm getting

>uh this assault cuirass gives 15 armor whatever the fuck that means i guess armor dampens physical damage but i dont have time to run a spreadsheet so i dont know how much and just have to gamble that this is the best way i can spend my gold

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>>123984834
>Win the first major
>lose some irrelevant games for some shitty tournament.
What's the problem here?

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What's the best way to play this dumpster hero?

Lane until lvl 2 sandstorm then rush blink?

>>123985071
Bulldog doesn't manage his own youtube account, some other guy makes content and uploads it in his name
That guy is one of us though

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>wake up
>take a shit
>get out of bed
>check general dotards
>OG aka bigfaggy nolans and friends lost to na'bee
H O N E Y P O T
top fucking lawl ogtards

>>123984840
I don't get it.

icefrogger tasks you to balance tusk without making him completely useless.
how do you do it?

>>123985123
?
ye you are retarded

its like saying
>oh nice boots give me 50ms but how much is that in units per second? or hour? i have no clue its literlaly a mystery what boots do i just buy them and hope for the best so my conclusion is that boots are toxic

everyone not retarded or 2k knows exactly what armor does and you can literally at any point in the game check your phys resist

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>>123985165
navi played good though

-totally not a navi fangay

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>wake up
>n0lans losing
>mfw

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>>123984841
>Having Parents.
Made me chuckle, you should do your homework.

>>123985310
>>123985165
>this deep dark obsession with N0tail.

>>123985268

Considering the only buffs he got that made him relevant were the mana reductions I suspect they will tweak his ability mana costs again to make him unable to be as active.

>in starcraft 1, protoss were gradually progressing their technology from "medieval times with ayy lmaos" level, which they were left with when xel'naga abandoned them/protoss abandoned xel'naga, to what we see in the game, ie. deflector shields, warp-ins, advanced robotics
>in starcrap 2 it suddenly turns out that their tech level was regressing instead, because when people see religious ancient aliens they expect them to be of the regressing technology level kind just like in halo and we can't disappoint customers, can we?
fuck you metzen

i'm conflicted backstabby tw0lans is losing
but on the other hand so is based fitjew

>>123985310
Careful ledouche is on full damage control

>>123984257
>lose
play another game
>lose
play another game
>feed couriers
play another game
>feed couriers
get low prio
shut down dota

>>123985371
>>>/Kpopgeneral/

>>123985253
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>>123985149

that's the most boring. most fun is get boots first, rush bottle and roam getting kills

>>123985276
Clearly you're the retard who doesn't rationally consider what items actually do for you. If boots give me 50 ms and I have 300 I can easily gauge that I will be 17% faster with them on.

For armor you have to do exponential calculations that aren't intuitive and not very plausible to do in your head when we're talking tens of armour points. On top of that you have spells like Dazzle's ult that changes armor ever second. Good luck!

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>>123985448

S4?

>>123985503
>can't make exponential calculations every second while playing
>calls others retards
Go back to LeL, tardo.

>>123985503
>i can count for boots but I CANNOT FOR ARMOR ITS LITERALLY UNDOABLE

k
i understand, you are pretendign to be retarded, its allright i mean i wish you woudltn do it this isnt reddit but i guess you will learn that sooner or later

You know if they replaced Loda Alliance might actually be a tier 2 team.

>>123985503
Or you can just stop being stupid and memorize what the damage reduction will be at such and such like any normal person.

>>123985656
So you literally don't know how armor works? Spoiler: If you double your armor you arent doubling your physical resistance.

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>Loda trying to act tough then got his shit handled
lol
first he's bald
then he's keked by a monkey
now he cant even fight for himself

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>>123983993
W-where did you get that picture, OP?

I drew it fucking ages ago

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>this kotlguy casting
shake my head family

>Be ahead
>Lose to Aghs Nightstalker

Epic hero

>>123985757
i do know becuase its not hard to rememebr very simple phys resist treshhold and formulas for most optimal phys ehp with armor and hp

i am not 3k unlike you

>>123985503
Literally so fucking easy Pokemon players can do it for their defense stats.

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>>123985817
LOWER MMR THAN SHEEVER

NOBODY CARES WHEN IT'S A GUY WITH A STANDARD AMERICAN ACCENT

>>123984886
must suck being the only person that finds soe not hideous

>>123985887
>>123985736
>>123985639
>dota is good because its unintuitive for the sake of it *circlejerks at the speed of light*

Can't wait for this game to die.

why do they keeping taking kotlguy for casts/hosting
he is so boring

>>123985757
Yes you are.

>>123985783
except loda won the fight..

love how everyone in d2g loves to shit on N0tail or OG at every single minute but teams like SHITREKT get away with it.

>>123985808
I saved it from here. Nice work, anon.

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>>123985948
>freedompeople
>having accents
Commie pls

>>123985948
When will she stop eating shitty supermarket pastry on every stream?
I mean she does nothing but eat for good 5 to 10 min, not even 'interacting' with stream, just explaining what shit food she's eating today and then eating it.

>>123985808
can you explain the joke?

>>123985974
>i can count for ms but not for armor!!!!
this is your logic senpai

i agree just remove items and csing the game will be much less toxic when you dont have to think

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List 7 heroes this item is good on.

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>>123985975
Reminded that this is the man who whined on reddit to get a spot for TI5.

>>123986264
It's situationally good on all agi heroes.

>>123986264
anti mage
meepo
jacky chan

>>123986264
TB
AM
CK
Tony
Alch
Naga
PL
Easy

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>>123985149
run him dual offlane with someone who can benefit from gold and has decent killing potential, like sven or cent, take over the lane, dominate teamfights

QEQEQRQEEWRWWW

go arcanes/wand/blink/mek/greaves, if someone else is already building mek then go for tranqs/soul ring/blink then whatever survivability items work for the situation, shivas is a fav because lmao2slow

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>>123986120
i like it because I can pretend she's my gf and we're sharing a meal

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ALLIANCE ARE BACK


IN THE DUMPSTER

>pick al the chemist
>dont build like badNaga
>1v5 the enemy team
Uh
Dotards?

>>123985975
he sucks a mean dick

>>123986264
Every agi 1 or 2 position hero

>>123986476
you know that from personal experience?

>>123986147
There's no joke apart from Crystal Maiden being squishy and Night Stalker being a ganker, I just needed an excuse to draw something that wasn't doodles in my notebook.
>>123986059
Thank you, for a second I got a bit spooked, as I don't recall posting it anywhere apart from a drawthread on /v/ (once) and showing it to my willing friends.

where are the OG haters now?

>>123986348
>ck
>stone giant
>alch
>naga
>pl
>manta being a good item on any of them
i give the benefit of doubt to terriblade because i see him less than oracle

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>>123986264
>Terrorbad
>Andymage
>CuCkos Knight
>Nigger siren the badalch
>Riki, it purges dust and frees up your diffusal charges for offensive use
>PL lancer
>Occasionally on niggernaut the nothin personnel samurai
>Morphling but who plays morphling
>Eighteen hundred night vision mayonnaise saleswoman of free damage
There, nothing too hard.

>>123986634
Would you let KOTLGuy suck your dick, /d2g/?

what happened to alliance

they used to be the exciting meme team

IT'S OFFICIAL: NA'VI > ALLIANCE

>>123986264
terror, pl, am, sf, naga, ta, luna, spec, jugg, ember, drow

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>n0lans is already trashed by some tier-5 team

MY SIDES

>>123986454
Normally I'd say "To be fair, the other team was just simply superior" but that can't be said when the other team is objectively trash. Alliance should disband.

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>soon there will people kids in the D2G that weren't born when alliance last one a game

>>123986727
Right here, just goes to show how desperate you are for validation if you think winning over Som[A]lia is something noteworthy

>>123986480
is manta good on phantom assassin?
>>123986795
>manta ember
your killing me anon

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>>123986803
>this deep dark obsession with N0-god.

>>123986770
TI curse hit them hard.

Also sore neck.

>>123986727
>b-but they won against a trash team!
ayy
OG is a trash team who fluked their way to victory. DO NOT FORGET THAT

>>123986770
loda and akke, the sjw feminazis are still on the team and still huge cvcks

>>123986420
jesus christ.

>>123986907
What about your obsession? Not taking your pills again?

>>123984762
why she did this

>>123987169
Russian Ritsu please.

>>123986851
>>123986803
>>123986795
>>123986771
stfu our Lord and savior Barny has returned

>>123984257
Loda go walk your monkey

>>123987318
who the fuck is russian ritsu

>>123987318
Literally who? Get your pills obsessed retard.

>>123987336
canonically who

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Find a flaw.
Professional help tip: You're unable to.

>>123987247
women

>>123987247
>muh female gaming identity

Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

>>123987407
Russian Ritsu at it again, Jesus christ!

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>>123986926

Reminder that Loda hurt his thumb so this game doesn't count.

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post 'em

>>123987562
Are you fucked in your head obsessed retard?

OG just barely won against Alliance, one of the shittiest teams in Dota 2 history. This alone is concrete proof that OG is shit and that their victory in Frankfurt was nothing but a fluke.

For that reason, we can all agree that n0lans has never won a lan that wasn't a fluke. Until he win a lan not as a fluke, he will never escape this nickname.

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6.86

-added a fifth skill for every hero with the exception of rubick, keeper of the light and tinker

-added the patrol command

-added a new mechanic: moral armor
>moral armor is a new dynamic mechanic which gives heroes a bonus or a malus of armor
>every hero has a different type of moral armor; some lose armor when an ally die near them, some gain armor when overwhelmed with enemies (see details)

-added a new mechanic: moral damage
>essentially the same as moral armor but with damage (see details)

-added 300 new sound effects and over 2000 new dialogue lines for heroes BENIS

-added a new in game currency, the Wood
>wood can be harvested anywhere on the map using tangos, culling blade or a few hero spells used to destroy trees
>wood is used to buy structures in game
>wood cannot be sold
>half of your wood reserve is dropped on death and can be picked up by anyone

-added a new mechanic: build
>your hero can now build various structures on the map using your wood reserve

-added a new drafting phase; the chess phase
>before drafting heroes, both captain play a chess game
>the chess game last 2 minutes max
>the winner of the match (by score or by checkmate) gets to pick first (he will also pick 2 heroes, instead of one previously)

-added 2 new day cycles: sunset and sunrise
>each of them has different effect on the gameplay
-reworded day and night time

-added a new mechanic: seasons
>seasons are a new environmental effect which heavenly influence the gameplay
>seasons start with spring at the 0 minute mark (and before)
>seasons changes every 10 minutes (spring>summer>autumn>winter>...)

-each hero has unique seasons and day cycles affinities (see details)


is our game hard now

>>123987247

she got dumped by james and tought "i will now tranform into a woman not just a cute girl that gets fucked over by anyone"

unfortunately in her mind being a woman menas shitty tattoos and boyish hair

>>123984219
hes trying to defend loda.

>>123986264
Any image hero
Tony
Anti "Kreep killer farm finisher" Mage
Juggernaut building items to cosplay as AM
Lich

>>123987616
RR please!

>>123985268
>snowball speed reduced from 675 to 600~

>>123987565
what a brave thumb injury survivor

it takes real courage to admit something like that publicly

>>123987451
>mr. spin
who?

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Rate all these fucking goybux I got by betting against OG fangays

>>123987706
Who is russian ritsu and why are you so obsessed with him?

>>123987687
>if you think Richard is a faggot you must love Loda

Do we really need this boring binary "them or us" shit they can both be faggots you know

>>123987619
I must be a PC pleb, because I have a feeling that this is a reference to something that I should know about.

>>123985371
this is totally dota 2 related

>>123987808
Ritsu what's wrong with you?

>>123987619
>Expecting checkmate in 2 minutes in a serious game even between professionals
>Winner picks first rather than deciding when they pick, meaning throws inbound

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Why do redditors

get so triggered by

(O)ur (G)uy n0tail ?

>>123986147
Reference to this kind of character:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArNz8U7tgU4

>up 300mmr in 2 days thanks to badbadnotgood

is memejazz the ultimate grinding mmr music?

>>123987835
Your "I am edgy and against everyone" meme is even more boring and binary. At least try to pretend that you're not boring as fuck.

>>123987884
Do you have down syndrome or something?

>>123987558
.t moot

>>123987619
>adding wood to dota
the madman

>>123988009
i read like 5 memes in your post

>>123988035
Um Russian Ritsu are you okay buddy?

>>123987619
>Fifth skill on Invoker
What button would you even press?

Game would be beautifully hard though. Peruvians quit left and right.

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>no hype
>shit analysis
>overlay fuck ups
>sound fuck ups
>overall production is abyssmal
>casting from dota ticket because people dodge you

I missed kotlguy casts

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>>123988017
I think it's reasonable to think both Loda and RL are faggots anon.

>>123988128
Sorry I'm fine.

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>>123987451
The only team I need right here

>>123988128
Why are you promoting yourself Russian Ritsu?

>>123988142
For Invoker's fifth skill you simply need to press Q, W and E at once to activate it.

WAIT A SECOND

OUR GUY PURPLE DINOSAUR IS STREAMING

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my cückolding girlfriend

>>123987619
>Battlefury carry has to farm EVEN more now
There's no way this is an accident.

>>123988247
Holy fuck RR go to sleep buddy you've been stalking me all day!

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>>123988236
Noice.

Ok guys

You can now call back chainfrost and it flies back to lich resetting cooldown.

You can only call it back if you're within 300 units of chainfrost

fixed?

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kotlguy suicide

when

>>123988267
Seeing how she views herself as ugly and thus desperate for attention, Drow Ranger has probably fucked every male hero with a penis (TA and QoP of Pain too).

Of course, she uses a condom every time because she isn't some kind of irresponsible slut. That would be Windranger.

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>>123988363
Why are you so obsessed with Russian RItsu, buddy?

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/russian%20ritsu/

61 posts made by you. Holy shit.

Stop forcing yourself here.

>>123988236
>Play Meepo
>I can support myself without missing a beat because I can farm like crazy and be in five (5) places at once
>I can just completely lock a team in place while I beat them to death
>Tilt strat doesn't even work
I love this hero.

>>123987618
>one of the shittiest teams in dota history
>won a TI with almost this exact same rostet

?

ORANGUTAN

>>123988587
deactivate

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>>123988363
this is /scv/-tier shit

keep your faggot flirting in the /vg/ chat will you

>>123988236
>>123988382
My boner is aching and about to burst with excitement for when Meepo gets nerfed harder than Terrorblade as the final nail in n0lans' coffin.

>>123987864
not really, it's just a badly assembled shitpost

an example of quantity over quality

but the intention is what matters I guess

>>123988169
>RL tells kelly off
>loda instantly falls in love with him
>they passionately make love right there
>notice some hellspawn standing right next to them
>they panic and play it off as if they were fighting

>>123988587
>says Russian Ritsu himself
>posts archive of containing post.
Nice autism.

>>123988615
TI3 is irrelevant now. You should stop clinging to irrelevance.

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>>123988236

>>123988854
Why are you forcing yourself here Russian Ritsu?

Hello?

You've made over 60 posts about it.

Are you fine?

>>123988841
most believable story yet

>>123988950
>He keeps posting about Russian Ritsu
You took your meds?

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>wake up
>no patch
>but barny is stream

>>123989000
Why are you forcing yourself here so hard Russian Ritsu?


Can someone report this shit?

>>123988863

Your post literally said they're one of the worst teams in history, when historically they are in fact one of the greatest teams of all time.

Suck my dick you assmad shitskin

>>123989081
You've literally said the same thing for the past 5 posts.
Nice autism.

REMINDER THAT PATCH WILL HIT THE SAME DAY OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR HAS HIS BIRTHDAY

YOU HAVE __ONLY__ 25 DAYS TO ABUSE THE OP CHAMPS BEFORE THE GAME WILL TURN INTO EVERY RETARD THINKING HE IS BREAKING NEW META FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS MESS

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I want to play that Thor
Zeus cannot hammer time enough...

http://playdota.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1466249

>>123989084
Historically, they used to be an alright team. Now they're objectively shit, and that's all that matters here.

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>>123989160
Are you not gonna stop on 60 self promotional posts Russian Ritsu?

Are you that desperate to become a meme here?

>>123984834
HONEY POT

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Can Iceshit buff Timber's laning stage already.

Reactive armor is SHIT.

>>123989257
can someone explain the russian ritsu meme to me

while at it, what happened to indian ritsu? is he kill irl?

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Is he right?

>>123989350
no it's just you

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>>123988236
>>123988382
>>123988917

>>123989417
I'm the best Timber in d2g you don't think I know what I'm talking about fucker.

>>123989178
I thought Thor was a womyn now

OUR GUY DENDI IS STREAMING SENPAITACHI

>>123989367
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/russian%20ritsu/

Someone is trying too hard to force this meme here.

Probably Lelouch I don't know any other obsessed stalkers on /d2g/.

>>123989172
>YOU HAVE __ONLY__ 25 DAYS TO ABUSE THE OP CHAMPS
Nah i dont need todo that like a shitter to win
Ill just spam my ET of free wins

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>playing ranked
>gulagman: "guys i farm"
>picks troll first pick
>team picks pudge abadon mid ES
>enemy team has pro meepo
>enemy team proceeds to talk shit while they stomp our shitty heros

I just want some (you)s to cheer me up after this

>>123989409
who knows

he's a giant fucking moron though and looking at his twitter he's extremely desperate for attention

why is kotlguy still hired

he's so BAD at everytghing

>>123989484
>I'm the best Timber in d2g
That's like being the king of CucKs

and we have seen you play. you're a walking trashcan.

>>123989521
chill

>>123986891
Manta's fine on Ember for silence if you can dodge the stuns. PA cares more about stuns so she needs the bkb.

>>123989573
>mentioning Lelouch for no reason.
That deep dark obsession.

Wish Bulldongerino would leave Alliance and find a better team ;-; He's the best player in my opinion.

Is Lelouch the Russian Ritsu or what

I'm confused.

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>Axe can now use Culling Blade on Tusk's snowball. If nobody within the snowball is within the threshold, nobody takes damage. If there's an enemy hero within the threshold however, then the snowball instantly ends and Axe deals fatal damage to every enemy hero within the Snowball.

There, I did it, Axe is now a solid hard counter to Tusk.

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>>123989484
You don't get to make claims like this unranked only boy

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>>123989582
why didn't you pick le balanced 522 fish of better ravage and LMAO NICE ARMOR BROH?
Literally you'ar fault, only constant famalamadongoding.
Become gud

>>123989623
?

>>123989350
>get 1 level of reactive
>lose lane except vs 1 melee
>get 2 levels before 6
>be unpunishable, get my levels, win

>>123985149
and stack camps inbetween

an unstacked camp is a piece of inefficient shit

>>123989652
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/russian%20ritsu/

isn't that you promoting yourself russian ritsu?

>go to sleep at like 11 am
>wake up 8 hours later
>get out of bed
>vision goes completely fucking black with hundreds of sparkling shapes
>ears start ringing
>can't see anything
>hearing is muffled and can't hear shit either
>stumble down stairs to get a drink
>drink and it immediately goes away

friendly reminder to stay hydrated...

>>123989718
>Admiral "I can only play three heroes at an above average level" Bulldog
>good

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>no female spider hero

>>123989738
>pucks auto attack now destroys snowball and everything in it and also enemy base+ancient

there i did it puck is now solid hard counter to tusk

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>reddit going crazy over 1 online bo3

these people set themselves up for disappointment. The type of people that come into a lan saying

>"anyone can beat anyone! You never know ;)!"

your team is shit, has been for almost two years now and will continue to be fucking shit. Instead being fucking retards and trying to stretch irrelevant results out as much as possible, perhaps you could just be a fan of a good team?

Sup boys, Valve employee here posting during my lunch break.

Some words about 6.86 while I wait for my order -

TB quas will be slightly nerfed and readded to CM

Troll, Void, Abaddon, Centaur, and Puck are getting buffed, ET is getting a moderate rework.

Pit Lord is coming with 6.86

Desert map is coming with 6.86

Blink dagger is going to have a mana cost again

>>123989856
>Someone this obsessed with Lelouch.
This has got to be Merem.

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>>123989859
>he doesn't welcome the sparkles
It's almost like you don't want to ascend, anon.

>>123989806
>holy shit lvl 3 and +10 armor timber
>proceed to anal rape you with magic damage

Lose everytime

>>123986351
>not soul ring before tranqs

sup mister 2k mmr

>>123989986
Are you bringing Lelouch and Merem now Russian Ritsu?

What's going on?

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>>123989981
thanks bruno

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>>123986891
Manta is situationally good on PA

>>123989865
Hello, this is fucking bullshit. I am an avid Bulldong fan (been subbed for a year now, and I spam NP because of him). He uses EVERY HERO in the game at a level where he could literally win a TI with them if he had a better team. Only Redditors believe the "Bulldog can only use 2-3 heroes" meme, so FUCK off back to Reddit chump.

>>123989981
sure kid

>>123990063
well if you picked timber vs skywrath or some shit, or you got counterpicked, its not the hero's fault
You can always agro the creeps and heal

>>123989986
>Russian RItsu
>Lelouch

Isn't it the same person?

>>123986641
draw Traxex getting fucked by Gondar while she is under the influence of Track, please

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>>123989981
>blink now only viable on half the heroes it was before
>troll buffs
Believeable until you said
>hole director coming with 6.86
Nah.

>>123990142
Only Reddit thinks that Bulldog can use more than three heroes.

The only one who should fuck off back to Reddit is you.

>>123990186
Lelouche is a Russian?

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>>123990252
he plays doturd do the math

>>123990252
Actually yes

>>123990142
>i spam heroes based on twitch tv games

yeah go kill yourself you're a cancer on pub games.

>>123990252
we all are

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EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991 2h2 hours ago

@j4ke_up @Hellspawnlord been robbed and assaulted in my own home, those guys got away with it and the police pressed charges on me for lying

W-what did they do to senpai?

>>123984886
NEED
TO
BREED

>>123989981
>valve employee
>knowing anything about balancing
We all know the 'valve employees' only update hats and let icefraud do all the balancing.

>>123990252
Well he's Russian Ritsu for a good reason after all.

>>123990027
i don't...i have to find a boyfriend ; ;

>>123990396
This explains so much

>>123990182
I used to play timber alot and still do
But he is shit now compared to ther offlaners
Unless your playing against retards then he is worth it for the fun
I tried 4-4-0-1 build and it was very fun
Doesnt work vs brains though

>>123989981
>Pit Lord is coming with 6.86
lmao everyone knows that Arc Warden has more work done for him and will be released before Pit Lord.

>>123990396
no one cares fuck off

>>123990331
Nah last time I play with him he kinda got British accent back in Inhouse

>>123990396

LMFAO EE CALLED POLICE ON HIS PARENTS WTF

GUYS OKAY

WHAT IF
WHAT IF

sandstorm
applied caustic finale's slow instantly to anyone within the aoe of sandstorm

kinda like an upheaval

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I just want Chinese bros to win every LAN from now on.

I'm getting tired of Yuro and US scrubs.

Maybe GiGi from China would come back again...

>>123990429
while thats true, doesnt mean valve employee knows nothing about the balacing or the programming
>so icefrog, whats your plan about the new patch
>nah im just doing this and this
>oh ok

>>123990517
ive played timber since he got released and hes pretty good this meta except wr maybe

>>123990576
u aren't fooling anyone lelouch

>>123990682
We need that

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Na'vi are so bad. They're lucky this is online.

>>123990759
we do because until it happens i'm going caustic finale at level 22, 23, 24 and 25.

>>123990576
>Nah last time I play with him he kinda got British accent back in Inhouse

You couldn't play with him in inhouse because that shitter was banned there.

>>123990687
unless icefraud makes the gameplay more important than the draft it will never happen

Icefraud should make an item that prevents healing just like AA's ult. While we're at it, Icefraud should give anti-healing effects to hero abilities that works with it.

Dazzle and WW = Nerfed hardcore.

>>123990731
>implying frosty reptilian has any idea what the FUCK is he doing
You are no valve employee.

>>123990687
gigi from china was a paid whore by the newebee billionaire kid to look good and relief stress for the team

she has nothing to do with dota

>>123984257
>win
>feel nothing and shut down dota

Depression m8, that is literally depression. Go see a doctor.

I can guarantee you're playing Dota, and many other video games right now, purely because it's your hobby and not because you're enjoying it.

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i miss posting this
THE HALLOWED ONE, THE MASTER OF STRATEGY, THE KING OF GANK, THE SULTAN OF PUSH, THE TZAR OF TEAMFIGHT, THE SLAYER OF EHOME, THE CAPTAIN OF THEY YEAR 2010, THE CHAMPION OF THE INTERNATIONAL THE ONE AND ONLY ARTSTYLE

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>complain about arcana prices and how the content of an arcana is just retarded as a game or most other stuff with hundredfolds more content is better animation change+effect change is more worth it
>cave in and buy CM arcana because she just looks so good with it and so shit without it
why did i do it
why did i cave in to the jews

>>123990687
>chinese
>bros

China ruins everything, just look at TI4 and TI5

>>123989981
Good, blink dagger not having a mana cost completely ruined the game

Some fucking league of legends shit "oh I can't manage my mana so plz remove mana costs riot!"

>>123990891
>CK crit now reduces healing by 50%

>>123990770

Alliance would have beaten OG 2-0 if this was on lan though.

>>123990957
rofl u still play dota

>>123990957
because you literally have garbage taste in everything and need new eyeballs

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>>123990882
>unless icefraud makes the gameplay more important than the draft it will never happen

I don't understand what's happening with Dota.
From one point it's all about fights and early pressure now.
From another it just feels wrong and worse than TI-2 or TI-3 Dota.

>>123990928
Woah dude a cute girl is not actually a 6k mmr tryhard dotard who could've thought!!!!!

>>123990891
>atos now prevents healing

HIRE ME ICEFROG

>>123990682
Sand King would become a definite Pos 3 Hero and Universe would get a new signature hero with which he single-handedly wins for MURRKA

>>123990957

>tfw no qop arcana

It's a bad feel senpai

>>123991125
she looks so uncomfortable in every image i have seen

>>123990770
>he says while posting a picture of n0lans who desperately needs his team to carry him since his actual game impact is minor

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>Barney is fucking streaming
Why did you fucks not tell me!?

>>123991167
i hardly notice when people have that
just big, glowing red wings that i sometimes forget isn't actually there without the arcana
CM looks like some final fantasy boss as she floats around with her arcana

>>123988736
> meepo getting nerfed
You are in for a surprise when 6.86 comes

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>>123991198
her face was made by chinks who are far inferior to corea in the art of plastic surgery

>>123991310

That's the point, qop has no arcana.

>>123991305
why would we shill for a redditor?

>>123991305
No one needs to tell you that your own irrelevant ass is streaming, unless you're Zyori in which case it's a decent safety precaution.

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>>123990985
I'm charmed with Chinese BROMANCE.

And their Dota community feels much, much better. They are the real meme masters, styling on their Chinese pro players all over the place.

http://www.liquiddota.com/blogs/498905-chinese-reaction-after-frankfurt-major
Comedy gold

http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12769947-1-1.html
Headache prediction: ShangHai Major, are we going to eat shit in front of our door?!


Comments:
> yes yes yes
> I'm so used to eating shit
> at least I don't have to stay up eating this shit
> teams are throwing to let western's guard down, then take a month off vacation playing RPG, then eat the shit

>>123991404
oh fuck me, i was thinking of her immortal
my bad
i just never pay attention to her animations as i just see small glimpses of her as she blinks in and out

>>123991157
You'd need to rescale Caustic finale though to 15/20/25/30% slow or something.

It's a flat 25% right now and nothing else would convince people to put anything more than a value point into it.

It doesn't have to apply the damage debuff. Just the slow.

>>123991404
>we could have had a sexy QoP arcana that puts League to shame
>instead 2k MMR shitters voted for fucking Zeus who has one of the shittiest models in the game and whose arcana is guaranteed to be cringeworthy
Fuck this playerbase.

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Adelaide is real!?

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>>123991198
>she looks so uncomfortable in every image i have seen

She needs Black near her to feel good.

>>123991605
>people vote arcanas for heoes with no equips so you cant customize it at all
Why are people such fucking idiots? having an arcana is pointless if you cant pair it up with your other shit

>>123991676
i was sure this meme died

>>123991704
honestly lads I chip in 5 euro maybe once every two months to this game to buy a couple of items i think look neat but I don't get how people throw out 35 euros or some shit in one go for one item.

seems silly. I think the only good looking one so far has been TBs.

>dont underatnd how drums work, think they are shit

>force myself to buy drums on every mid/safe hero
>win more than before by a significant amount

>still dont understand drums but higher mmr

uuuuum dotards?

this is ltiearlly like that time i forced myself to buy a wand, is dota relaly that easy lmao

>people try hard in overthrow

top kek

>>123991602
It's one of the skills that is more underestimated than it should be, IMO a solo offlane SK with mainly Burrowstrike and Caustic Finale could get gud CS in lane and then go fuck shit up (with a value point or two in Sandstorm to steal the enemy carry stacks)

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>>123991676
I threw up a little.