Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

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first for THE CRUSADE CALLS

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Li Li a best. The most fun support.

>>123944417
i just noticed she has little shield pasties over where her nips would be

>>123944417
That master skin is terrible.

>>123944556
Cho'gall has one too, but with a spike!

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>>123944697
good grief you're right

>>123944819
Azmodan has nipple rings.

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

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>>123944902
Maybe next year.

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Why does illidan suck so fucking bad. His kit is also boring as shit. Blizzard fucked him up.

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>>123944897
gotta look good for the ladies of hell

>>123945124
He was good when his moves made him unstoppable, then they nerfed him to the ground because he was playable, now after the scaling changes he is worse than gazlowe.

>>123945237
The scaling changes fucked him up so bad.

>>123945124
He's a melee assassin that has less health than tyrande and does only half as much AA damage as Thrall. He relies heavily on being played with an uther, aba and tassadar to even be able to get in there and do damage. He is much too weak right now and does basically no damage.

>>123944531
most fun; most cute
can't wait for summer beach adventures

>>123945665
Thrall does more than twice as much auto attack damage

Thrall 20 does 380 per swing
Illidan at 20 does 162 per swing

You would think Illidan at least attacks twice as fast, but he only attacks about 1.5 times faster, and windfury is better for getting in and out, also he attacks faster than Illidan for those 3 (or 6 swings if you use the 2 charges in a row), Illidan relies on staying on a target he can't poke like Thrall and does basically zero nothing in terms of damage, I don't even think you can classify him as an assassin at this point.

How do I into Tassadar?

>>123946040
Thrall got hugely buffed during the last balance changes. Every late game hero did and Thrall was the definition of a late game hero.

It's why a lot of people thought he was shit.

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Enjoy Chen posts.

Post in Chen threads.

Encourage Chen posters.

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going for rank 30s

>>123946401
How are they on Tower of Doom? Eric can probably annoying people pretty badly at alters.

>>123946325
he is a good panda and uncle

>>123946558
it was 36 to 0 for us. depending on positioning and spawns, if you killed them before the objective appears, how good you zone and dismount, you can grab two at once.

Where the fuck is my greymane

>>123946798
They probably won't bother to get him out this year

>>123946798
not until 2016 anon

>>123947031
Is that confirmed?

>>123947407
Theoretically he should be out Dec 29, but it is unlikely

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NOBODY MESSES WITH MY SQUAD

>>123947407
3-4 weeks per
it's almost time for Lunara since Cho'gall

3-4 weeks after Lunara makes it fall in the last couple of days of 2015 so it's unlikely


also, why are the shittiest players least willing to listen? i'm trying to make calls so they don't fuck up and make mistakes, but all i get in return is "stfu"

>hey, can we get top merc camp at 4:30 so we can get press on top while we contest bot shrine?
stfu

>i have 100 souls, so if i ham, let me die
stfu

>i'll DS raynor bc their diablo keeps diving for him
stfu

>i'm gonna clone ETC so we can double stun at tribute
stfu

the fuck is wrong with people this week?

I wanna start playing some HL.
Which heroes should I train and main for the road to Rank 1?

>>123946306
>that no replies
Depends on the game
Lately I've been grabbing all three shield talents because it keeps everything alive always.
The mana talents at 1 are alright early game, but have practically zero impact past level 16 since tass's natural mana is already crazy.
I grab force wall because lately Archon hasn't been doing shit for me, and the damage is only noticable if you spec into storm.
Grab both prescience talents
Those are your survival skills
After level 16 you should never need to hearth because you can heal for about 25% every 20 seconds, not to mention you have a healing autoattack
Rewind isn't that great on tass since all his cooldowns are already low as hell and don't do all that much when you stack them on each other, the force wall upgrade is for when you want to be an everlasting nuisance, so just get Storm Shield always ever, unless you took archon

>>123948515
Li Li
you should be competent with all your heroes you don't know when you'll be cornered into a pick

>>123948312
>Lunara
I'm curious how the 20%+ ability power clone lunara will be.

It probably still won't be as good as cloned Jaina

>Cloning ETC
The only person you should be cloning is Jaina, Raynor. If not these two, Valla.

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what went wrong senpaitachi

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thank you matchmaking, for showing me that it's impossible to carry a game when everyone else on your team is absolutely retarded

i'm sorry to have ever questioned your decision to pair me up with people that are -1000 MMR compared to my own

>>123948956
not him but... what about cloning Uther... or what happens if you clone Cho'gall?

>>123949270
Cho gall is a good clone target. I just mentioned heroes that have good burst and are picked often.

>>123949235
Your team had an Illidan, that is worse than gazlowe

>>123949270
You only get Cho and one of your abilities is worthless. He's probably one of the worst clone targets unless you just want to block people with your massive health pool.

>>123949391
he said
>stim me and only me
>i main illidan

>mains illidan
>level 7 illidan
>1600 MMR

fucker wasn't even ranked, he was level 32

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>5man /vg/ premade
>everyone is raging at everyone else except towards the one tripfag

>>123949489
>>123949235
>illidan main
>that talent build

>>123949576
no fucking clue man, the wonders of Bronze

i guess i'm not playing diablo in QM anymore
actually, fuck that, i'm done for the night
i'm so salty about that last game i'm just gonna call it a night

Any good hero recommendations for someone with 7k gold?

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On the hots site there is this background before it flashes to the movie shit. Who are these characters suppose to be silhouettes of?

>>123949235
I hope you weren't medic

>>123948312
stfu

>>123949675
at 7k uther or zagara
probably best to save for lunara

>>123949773
i was blogfag above who wanted to practice more Diablo. then i got that retarded team, t-t-thanks blizzard

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>>123949675
Tyrande

>>123949862
already got zag. So yeah, save up for lunara or tyrande.

>>123949907
ok. That's shenanigans right there.

Also, can anyone tell me why Cho'Gall is locked?

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>>123949983
you can only get cho'gall from someone else

/join chogall in chat and ask for someone to give you cho'gall

you need to play (and win) 2 games with someone who has cho'gall (add as friend, party up, pick either of the heads, rec gall for your first 2 games) and win 2 versus AI games

don't do it in QM, it's not worth your time or the other guy's time or you get shit like pick related

>>123949983
>Also, can anyone tell me why Cho'Gall is locked?

Because the only way to get him is to win 2 games with someone who owns him

>>123949983
Cho'gall you can only get by playing with someone else who has Cho'gall for 2 games. Then you unlock him for free. If you ask in general people will beg to play with you to finish their 2.2k gold quest for giving him away.

>>123950125
>>123949983
Also if you want the wins you can just play against AI to finish the Cho'gall quest, don't have to worry about winning in QM.

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What did I do to deserve this?
Blizzard... pls.

>>123951504
you're a shitter so you go straight to shitter league

>>123951504
Yup

I stopped while I was ahead and called it a night. Almost seems like all the retards are coming out in full force tonight for both HL and QM.

>>123951504
If you are playing on US it's probably the worst time to play

>>123951889
Naa EU, it's like 8-9am ish

>>123951743
Voice coms couldn't even help me carry it, maybe if I had telepathy and they all followed my exact instructions....

>>123951504
A shitter with 2000+ games deserves better than that.

>>123951504
I'd be happy to land in a game like that. I'd pick the most shitty fun talents and roll over the enemy team. Or perhaps more likely, get cocky trying to 1v5 and lose the game for my team in the last 5 minutes after dominating for the first twenty.

I don't even play ranked and my games are filled with rank ones that don't want me fucking around on Murky.

>>123949746
one is Sonya the other is reptile

>Kinda wanted to play
>Waiting for a /vg/ stack to finish
>Look at their match history
>5 Losses in a row
Nope.

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don't let ur dreams be memes guys

play the best supporter

maybe

>>123955068
reghar is bald
top support has the most hair

What are the odds that I'd get into a game with a 4stack of anons.

>>123955316

Best be talkin' bout Kharazim's beard.

>>123955614
Which map was it?

Was it BoE?

>>123955639
no baldos are trustable or supporting. I know.

>>123955694
Yep. I was the Rexxar.

>>123955316
You think Tyrande is shaving herself?

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>>123955738
Oh, cool. I was the Li Li.

>Cho
>Gall
>Abathur
>TLV
>Rexxar

That's 6 on 5

There's no way you can lose!

>>123955850
>judgement tyrone
Is this 2014?
>No icecock on jaina.

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>Even at rank 1-10 players still don't understand how to draft

Does /vg/ realize that if you first pick a weak or easily counterable hero you are pretty much giving the opposing team two "first" picks?

Yes, heroes like Butcher or Nova have their place but first picking them is just asking to lose.

>>123945034
Whoa, spoiler that shit

who has the best ass in hots
serious question

>>123956562
Li Li

>>123956562
Tyrande by far

>>123956594
/thread

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>>123956562
No competition.

>I play raynor
>gets shut down by basically every hero of the other team

>enemy raynor
>stutterstepping asshole who has 200k hero damage and 0 deaths

>>123957450
git god

Is there anything more fun than epic mount falstad

>>123958018
ur mom

>>123948985
You weren't playing ranked.

>>123955316
he has hairy armpits tho

>Datamine found strings implying a pre-Diablo III hero
Suck it everyone who said it wouldn't happen!

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>Gazlowe free week.
>My first wombo with Nova's precision strike.

>>123958641
But we already had D2 Diablo

>>123958824
A hero, though. As in DI or DII player characters.
My bet's on Necromancer as a specialist and maybe Aidan as a warrior.

The greatest progamer to ever live has retired. What will fill this vacuum in my soul.

>>123956074
7 on 5 is Abathur clones Rexxar. OP as FUCK

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>>123958641
They showed at Blizzcon people they were trying to get in, and they showed all the hero characters from D2

>>123959108
Anonymous, BoxeR retired in 2013.

I have 7k now will have 10k next win, I desire Arthas, should I go for it ?

I only own Zagara, Malfurion and KT so far and want a non squishy melee character.

>>123959329
I would suggest getting Tyrande and Muradin with that 10k

>>123959329
Tyrande

>>123959382
I don't like Muradin, at all.
I got him to level 8 during the free week.

>>123959417
>Not liking the most consistently picked warrior thoughout the whole life of this game

Bronze Taste.

>>123959469
I don't enjoy playing him, I'm not saying he's bad...

why does gazlove get so much hate? he is a pretty good pick in any team

>>123959417
Oh, he is the most fun tank and probably the strongest tank right now. Have you tried ETC? I'm just thinking of cheap tanks to pick up since you don't have any. Arthas is meh.

>>123959417

ETC's pretty good for a cheap warrior too.

Unless your problem with Muradin was no damage. Then stay faaaar away from ETC.

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>>123959638
dat mura damage

>>123959530
Is this bait?

Just in case you're serious: Gazlowe is a one-trick pony that's more or less dead weight when his ult is not up. His laser takes a ridiculous time to charge. Stun bombs take so long to wind up that you can't even combo them with other CC before the enemy just walks out of it. Turrets can just be walked out of and have wonky targeting. He can do some good stuff with grav bomb combo, but ONLY with grav bomb. If it's not up he's like half a hero, only good at maybe helping your team run away until your ult is back up.

>>123959754
creep damage you mean

>>123959754
>Illidan is shit
who knew?!

>>123960040
>not knowing when this webm was made

Your new is showing.

>>123959195
Does Abathurexxar have its own Misha?

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>>123960126
Yea it does.

>>123960086
Are you retarded or just pretending?
His nerfs have nothing to do with why he got killed in that webm.

I am also almost certain that I've been here longer than you. Not that it would matter.

ok so i'm testing anubarak since he's f2p this week and holy shit he's more fragile than a sheet of paper

his only form of sustain is through beetles that die through any AoE and he can barely last 3 seconds in a teamfight

am I doing something wrong or is he really that shit?

>Nova free week
time to avoid QM for a while then

>>123959818
laser is shit yes but the rest of his shit is good. both ultis viable. all round good cahracter

>>123960351
NEVER burrow charge in (unless you are 100% guaranteed securing a kill with its weakass stun).
ALWAYS burrow charge out.

>>123960405
I miss old shadowstalk on tyrande. Nova free week was great, just playing tyrande or tassadar in QM.

>>123960429
so basically he's a hit and run minion killer ?

>>123960880
About. With a fantastic stun.

>>123960880
He's like the king of cc if you can aim your shit properly, also cocoon is a tf winning skill if you time it properly on their healer or dps

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>tfw you need to pick nova to avoid shitty novas

>Win 3 Games!

hello losing streak

>>123960407
>robo goblin
>viable
>turrets that only get good at level 16
>good

kill
yours
elf

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>>123961547
IKTFB

>everyone starts playing mine / full slug build
>abathur winrate goes down to shit
Figures. Hat for life.

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Guys Browder said Artanis changes incoming in the next patch. Here's hoping it's something good.

Oh wow, Crippling Shot is indeed way better than Double Fake

>>123962407
seeing as hes op rn it wont be good

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Getting sick and goddamn tired of this shit

>>123963042
He's fucking terrible and this is someone who plays him a lot.

>>123959638
My problem with ETC is that everything he does costs a billion mana and has like a 8 second cd at least.

He's still good and all but like most of the time you are just AA'ing as someone that does the same AA damage as Uther

>>123963085
Wooow, all this waiting, she was done a month ago and they are just fucking with us at this point.

>>123963159
>I want another Thrall release
newfriends.

>>123955068
This kind of made me want to start playing Rehgar again. I stopped because after a few patches, I literally could not win a game with him.

Still my favorite support.

>>123963779
If these shit sticks cant manage 3 week releases for heroes that already done, with a 120+ dev team, then what the fuck are we even doing

>>123963779
Thrall's kit gave him everything, ranged poke, a sprint with 2 charges that is his engage/disengage and burst, cc, a reliable big heal, high health and the best ult in the game for team fighting. Thrall was 4v1ing people because he had everything.

Lunara has poison and speed, with a slow, her kit isn't nearly as powerful as Thrall's is, we won't see a release that op for a while. Her ultimates don't seem that good either.

>>123964028
>Thrall was 4v1ing people because he had everything.

I like when he was op people still tried to defend him as "he's a bruiser, that's what he's suppose to do." or "thrall is vulnerable to CC, just cc him from 100-0!" as if CC doesn't work on any other hero.

>>123964169
CC don't work on Johanna!

>>123963779
Butcher was on the main screen when I started, what was Thrall's release like?

>>123964471
newkek

>>123964471
this >>123964028 guy sums it up.
He could tank through a 3 man focus because his trait healed him about 3/4 every 5 seconds or so.
All while dishing out the Thrall typical high damage. He fucked the whole team unless you got him stunned for 3-5 seconds.

when will sylvanas get a proper second ultimate? possession is p useless tb.h

>>123964647
>possession is p useless tb.h
bronze

>>123964471
He was basically 1v5ing people and winning or at least taking out 3 of them. His chain lighting was hitting harder than Jaina could hope to (would do about a 5th of her health, that was also when Jaina was still bad and was only used as a slow bot), and he was basically giving himself a instant rehgar ult with his heal every few swings and with BM he was doing all that super fast.

>>123964468
Johanna can be disregarded in most team fights, only good to tank mercs and temple minions

azmodunk build or general of hell solo pushing build? which one is best?

>>123964806
Half of azmo's spells are bugged at this point, just play Zagara

>>123964778
Now that's just not entirely accurate.
Letting Johanna hug your face while on fire is a very bad strategy indeed.
Condemn is one of the better peel spells too.

You know what? I liked it better when heroes were op on release.

>>123964882
hence why I said most

In a 5V5 situation with a Johanna in play, she'll most likely always be the least important one to CC

speak pup

>>123964898
The last hero to be OP on release was Leoric, and he wasn't really that devastatingly OP so much as really good in the tanky-tank meta that had arisen for being a tanky tank that counters tanky tanks.

>>123965787
rip

>>123965787
I wish I could play video games with my mom, then I would have someone to play with instead of solo with randoms all day

>>123964898
That's a stupid opinion. Did you buy them every time and just wreck shop?

>>123966195
that was more interesting than releasing heroes who feel absolutely worthless and obsolete
if they start off as overpowered they get at least some spotlight before being nerfed to hell and back

>>123966195
this >>123966347
Every hero after monk has needed an immediate buff to even get to a 40% winrate

How do we fix QM matchmaking?

>>123967016
get a player base 10x what it currently is

>>123967303
You'd have to make the game good. I'm talking in its current state.

>>123967016
remove qm mode

>>123967375
Alot of the mm problems are people who are shit, but dont know it, getting matched with other people who are shit, and then complaining
Maybe you fix that by showing mmr in game? MM would still be broken for quite a few people, but not nearly as many that bitch about it now

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>>123967671
Which of these team comps would you say is better?

>>123967820
red team has a real healer, so there's that

>>123944285
can someone ghive a good sylvanas build?

literally ive been using
1
1
3
1
1
2
3

is this wroong because some guy literally just wailed on me for that build

>>123967820
I'd rather be on blue, but red is more 'meta' balanced

so I bought Tyrande and now I have to play with only one hand

>>123968286

XD

>>123968286
epic reddit memes

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>>123968304

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so I bought Chen and now I have to play with only one hand

>>123968205
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/sylvanas?page=3#h9Xu
This is a pretty standard build
T2 - you can choose something else but this one is good for chase and refilling on camps
T6 - You can also go for Blood for Blood but Cold embrace will usually be a lot better

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so I bought The Lost Vikings and now I have to play with both hands

dead game dead general

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am i meme enough /vg/

how do i git gud w murky

>>123968726
keep suiciding until the enemy team gives up

>>123968726
Play him like Leoric.

>>123968726
Play him like one of your French girls.

>>123968764
so as >>123968759 said?

>>123968831
??????????????????

Heard artanis was free this week

is he worth the time I'll waste reinstalling this piece of shit game

i'm a big protoboo

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>>123957117
Wait, wait, wait, wait... Is that me?

>>123969121
Just try him out. Dustin says he'll be buffed on the incoming patch. I don't know when'll that get implemented though

He doesn't seem to bad with the scaling changes. Much better than previous patch

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>>123969121
Artanis is fun and fun.

Before 16 you have to play a little conservatively. Once you hit 16 and get Charge you turn into Rapemaster 3D. Also remember you're not a real tank, you're a bruiser like Sonya. With the right build you'll be decently tanky but you have no real hard CC like a stun that any good tank should have.

>>123969449
>ONLY JUST HIT RANK 10
>NOT RANK 20 YET

PLEBS

I just started playing this and I have a huge problem. It's like my screen freezes from time to time and especially during team fights. My computer plays everything else completly fine on max, so it shouldn't be a problem with the graphics, but the problem still persists when I turn it on low.

>>123969682
Picture was from Week 0 of Artanis launch.

>>123969743
Why not post your level 20 pic then????

>>123969818
Bcuz I'm too lazy to grind 1 hero to 20.

I might play a lot of Artanis this week, just to save me from getting a bad one.

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>tfw you get your first retarded nova

>>123970525

I don't know that one

>>123970592
I mean more retarded than usual

>>123970525
>it's my first time playing nova sry

>>123970865
My first time playing Nova I went top damage and completely annihilated the other team, it's really not an excuse to be bad with such an op hero

>>123969907
But anon. Nova is also free.

>>123969743
no it really wasnt

God knows youre lying

>try to play with /vg/
>always one abathur autist that ruins any team comp we try to make

>>123971224
Blame senjinn

Did they buff Nova in the last patch or something? There's one in every game now

>>123972269
Free week

>>123972269
yes, also she's on free week rotation RIGHT NOW

>>123972350
>>123972326
Fuuuuuuuuck me

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>>123944285

So these are the WCA rounds, my God.

**Group A has..**

* Tempo Storm (with a new roster)
* compLexity
* OMG (Largely unknown)
* G2.Kinguin
* Edward Gaming (Favorite in this group IMO)
* Asia StarDust(Largely unknown)

Sounds like a reasonable pool right?

**Take a look at Group B:**

* Cloud9 (#1 ranked team, BlizzCon champs)
* Team Liquid (#2 ranked team, granted they have a new lineup)
* eStar (#3 ranked team, #1 in China)
* MVP Black (#6 ranked team, 2nd highest in Korea)
* COGnitive Gaming (underdog in this pool)
* Black Heart(Major underdog)

We are in for some great games. Hopefully we'll have Grubby again!

>>123972615
I don't know enough about e-sports autism to know what the message of this post is, but thank you for sharing

>>123972751
He's saying Group B is rigged and Cloud 9 will win

Anyone get a free day cuz of a bomb threat?

>>123970525
Bitching about Nova in QM. It's like looking in a toilet and being surprised when you find shit.

>>123972907

Uh. I think he's saying there will be good games because it's not rigged. Rigged would be cloud9 in group A

>>123964695
W O O D
O
O
D

>>123973132
well yeah I would be surprised if I didn't shit in it myself and there was just some randoms persons shit in my toilet

>>123955068
His totem used to be breddy gud.
Wasn't it temp root?
Then like 90% slow.

What the fuck happened to it?
I played him recently and didn't picked it once.

Just.
Heal.
My.
Shit.
Up.

Fucking cho'gall picks, I swear.

Otherwise no lunge, so fuck him.
Dead character.
Pepperonies m8, I cry.

>Decide to fuck around with sonya
>Queue up in QM
>Enemy team consists of tassadar, meximedic, cho'gall and sylvanas
>They get the first immortal and proceed to wreck their way towards core
>They want to end early so they prolong the core fight until the next set of immortals spawn
>We finally hit 10
>Proceed to balls in with team and fucking wreck them
>After the match moralez messages me saying I'm playing an "op noob hero get some skill"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfNk8rR0lk

>>123973408
Well if you play QM expect to find other people's shit in your toilet.

>>123973651
THATS A TALENT

>tassadar on my team

guaranteed loss

>TLV in my team
>"fuck, we lost already"
>win easily
>TLV in the other team
>"heh, we won this already"
>lose easily
fucking vikings desu

>>123945124
>muh ebin edgelord
>why isnt he the best hero in the game
Illidan whiners are literally 15 years old

>>123975453
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE7j-C8Jm_c
THATS A TALENT

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bets

>>123977714
pretty even match desu senpai

WHERE IS LUNARA!?!?

I've waited like 100 years already

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looks like i'm in for another Leaver Status
i hit Ready -> queue pops after 50s -> Cancel button disappears -> get stuck on this screen

FUCK ME, AM I RIGHT?
this same shit happened yesterday and i got locked out for 3 leaver games, what the fuck

WHY THE FUCK ARE MY HOTKEYS RESET

>>123963095
this, i love him right now but he has some serious azmodan syndrome, you need at least 2 obligatory talents to not be shit and kill fuckers, and 4 (1 of them the same to do dmg) in order to actually survive by shielding
Still lots of fun when you can pull off a 3v1 and get away with it
t. mister QM

>>123978956
>reddit chat

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How old were you when you realized chen was a god?

>>123976090
all that is is

>>no one adapts their build to the team
>guaranteed loss

>>123977714
>Arthas can't solo tank
>Enemy team has Gazlowe
A pretty even match up

>>123976408
>me unga
>team bunga
>lose

ooga

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Why are people so retarded?

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>>123981382
god of the bronze league

>>123981382
He has a nice butt.

>>123971153
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/120199693/#120259781

>>123981382

If that Sonya were ANY good, she would have melted that trashy bear on a second, even more with root and crippling shot.

>>123968919
Split push until level 10, then go for ocotgrab
Get into the TF and destroy the shit out of theyr squishy
Go back to push
Also, try to be as annoying as memenly possible
Enjoy.

>>123982306
Ignore this guy. He probably doesn't even go Slime Advantage.

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>playing battlefield of eternity
>enemy gets the first and second immortal
>our lili keeps going gg
>we're level 9, it's only a few minutes in the game
>point out their early game is stronger than ours and anything can happen

>from this point on lili stands back during teamfights and says "it's fine guys" "we can win this" "they just got a strong earlygame"
>for nearly every single teamfight
>lose them because it's 4v5
>keeps talking shit
>when I point out losing might have to do with typing instead of playing in crucial moments I get a "WOW GOOD PLAYER, TEACH ME RANK 1 MASTER"

What's wrong with some people?

>>123963779
>blizzard will release a well balanced hero

>>123982375
I always do but in Infernal Shrines

>>123982375
>taking Slime Advantage
wew, I sure do love having games thrown at level 7

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>Picking cho'gall in ranked
Why do people still do this?

>>123982841
>>123982375
I'm not familiar with murky that much, what's the preferable option over slime advantage? I'm guessing compressed air for fights?

It doesn't seem THAT terrible depending on the comp. What I've noticed from playing with murkys on my team is much worse is when they go with a build that focuses on the bubble and survivability. Murky seems kind of useless as shit if he's not pumping out huge damage.

>>123982907
I remember my second ranked game ever, enemy first pick was cho'gall, me and my bud insta locked leoric and karazhim to kick his ass, kinda like
>>123956265
says. That's why i don't enjoy ranked that much, i play pretty situational heroes and i usually get first pick, i don't have nothing really reliable or "meta"

>>123982907
because it can be fun and many people don't give a shit about playing top picks vs top picks every game

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>>123944285

YES, Nova, my gf, is getting a talent rework soon. Cannot wait, since I already have +300 games with her and I'm already bored of her playstyle.

welp I can't play again.

>>123983328
It'll be a nerf. Removal of lethal decoy and one in a chamber and armor piercing rounds.

>>123983328
>my gf
so you like watching her going at it with other guys eh

>>123983076
I find the bubble build kinda useless because of that
Yeah, you can survive and harass longer, but many other talents are more worth imo

>>123983472

She is not getting any kind of nerf, but a switch of playstyle. She is God in QM on a good player, and barely playable on competitive. Since I'm always playing ranked, I'm actually expecting a buff.

>>123983586

She is as free as me. Can't wait for my other gf Valeera and Tracer get added to the game, I miss them.

>>123983736
This "switch of playstyle" has always lead to a nerf. Looking forward to what's coming.

>Try artanis since he is free to see if he is as bad as you guys claim
>Play in vs AI so that I don't fuck people up while I'm just trying a hero

Is he always this bad or am I missing something?

Seems like a bad version of chen

>>123984135
He's a pretty shitty hero but he can hit pretty hard in late game unlike chen.

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god, why is chen so HOT

>>123983736
When they rework heroes it's usually a massive nerf

>>123984135
AI with artanis is more painful that with people, they land perfect stuns just when you're at the end of your q and shut you down

>>123983328
About time. I hope they make her more flexible so she can be built other than lol1shot kill or i am useless as crap.

>>123984292
It's the pandaness.

>>123983223
there is a difference between top pick and utterly useless.

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this again?

well, time to start shitposting i guess

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female dragon that make sex noises in hots when?

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>>123984919
They are doing a service update

>>123976408
Lost Vikings is the best hero in the game nigga.

>>123985036
That's kind of hot!

>>123985036
I do hope for Alex or Ysera at some point

>>123985619
>more elves

>>123985036
Ain't this from Dota 2?

>>123985687
This game should be all elves desu senpai

>>123985694
yes which is based from warcraft 3 undead dragon i believe

>>123985794

I don't see the similarities.

>>123969694
could be a connection problem- the game uses a strange engine that is in lockstep with everyone ingame - so if you have a bad connection, it can also hang and look like it'sa graphics problem

>>123985794
He used Sindragosa model in Dota, which is now Arthas' ult of course.

>>123985897
>I don't see the similarities between a blue dragon with ice powers and a blue dragon with ice powers

>>123985794
Yeah, I know
But that would be adding the Frost Wyrm as a hero itself
Or even Syndragosa
Quite weird :c

>>123985897
They're both dragons and they're both associated with the cold

what more do you want, a carbon copy? Blizz would sue

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>go to watch the hots touranment that is apparently on since hots is down
>they ban out tyrande
unwatchable

>>123986172
I don't like the way Khaldor speaks. Unwatchable.

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>chen vs morales team
holy shit morales is BAD

>>123986172
Tyrande is 2gud right now. I expect some nerfs soon.

Funny how she went from a Muradin accessory stun to overpowered with one change to her shit ulty.

>>123986394
>Tyrande is 2gud right now. I expect some nerfs soon.
She's really good but only if you can use her properly not like fucking sonya.

>>123986335
>there are people begging the devs for a morales nerf on twitter

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>tfw all the heroes you enjoy are mid or bottom tier
I still keep playing them but there's this nagging feeling that I could be doing better

>>123986394
She was always good

>>123986394
I don't see what they would nerf about her, maybe just increase the time on shadowstalk, even though shadowstalk is mediocre until 20. Her kit was always solid.

>>123986531
doesnt hurt to play some good heroes. but at least youre not a tier fag

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>no Illidan changes coming

Great, guess my fav character is going to be complete shit.

>>123987747
>His favorite character is illidan

I wish I could be 12 years old again

>>123986467
Morales doesn't need a nerf at all, but she is really strong in comps with good peel vs comps with bad dive.

Basically if you pick like a retard you get fucked in the ass by morales

>>123987747
Where are you seeing this?
Any changes to Kerrigan?

>>123988070
Kerrigan buffs are confirmed from a while back.

>>123988070
Kerrigan is really good right now. Especially once my secret Ravage build got leaked.

>>123987949
don't we all?

fuck if i could redo middle and high school again, i'd be making 100k easily by this time

>>123988123
Haha oh boy, they're buffing her?
Guess who the next broken hero will be

>queue up against ai on accident
why can't we just leave?

>>123988131
She's not really good, she's okay. And that was my ravage build.

>>123956562
They gave Tyrande a glorious ass out of nowhere.

Blizzard did something with her.

>>123988123
>>123988131
Cool,thanks
It's nice to be on the receveing end of buffs for a change

>>123959250
>Varian
>Dr. Boom
>Amon

Goddamnit

>Kel'Thuzad
>Firebat Proxy
>Necromancer
>The Real Barbarian

I am now ok with this. How would they even do Amazon with the Nova skin around though?

>>123988692
>How would they even do Amazon with the Nova skin around though?
same way they did morales with the uther skin around

>>123988692

Same way as we got medic after medic Uther.

>>123988692
bowazon or javazon

they have different outlines compared to Nova's rifle

but yeah, amazon nova skin was retarded as fuck and pretty much ruined any and all chances of the actual amazon getting in because the skin color schemes would be too similar

Another week.
Another 10k.
Johanna or Thrall?

>>123956562
Either Butcher or Stitches.
Azmodan master skin has best tits by far.

>>123988861

Not really, as an artist myself, there is a million ways they could portrait the Amazon.

So when are reworks to Anus, CG, Tychus and Nova coming along?

Anus is literally worthless before 16 and many teams don't survive until then
CG needs something like a flat damage reduction instead of an XBOXHEUG HP pool which only ever works against him
Tychus is utterly pisspoor atm and is only ever somewhat effective while in his Odin and attacking from miles away.
Nova randomly ruins the game for either her own side by being useless or the enemy side by OHKO'ing their assassins whenever she feels like it.

>>123988861
Medic will NEVER be in HotS because Uther has a Medic skin.

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>>123988930
You know the answer

>>123988930
Joh is probably the tankiest tank.Mah favourite warrior for sure

>>123986280
>Khaldor hate

You can fucking loathe him, but for fucks sake, the man knows this fucking game. All his pre-talk almost always turns out to be true; same lvl as Grubby. He is his only equal.

>>123988985

Who the FUCK is "Anus" and "CG"? Learn to write without memes you piece of TRASH.

Fucking idiots.

>>123989416
You're the fucking idiot if you can't tell thats artanis and cho'gall.

>>123989602
I thought anus was anub desu

>>123989891
Same here

Why are all Karazim players think they are good and trying to validate shitty decisions in their game?

>>123989891
Speaking of the anal insect, does anyone have any tips for playing him?
I feel utterly useless in fights as him. I don't do damage, my stuns are short (but they got good utility) but I survive long as fuck.
Is that really all he does? Stay alive to be a disruptive piece of shit?

>>123990315
>Stay alive to be a distruptive piece of shit?
Anon you just described the tank role.

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>be me
>want to play vs AI for quick win on dailies
>get this
>Recruit bots

HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE LEGITIMATELY THIS BAD?

i decided to splitpush and take towers and forts because christ they were so bad, i thought they were stormbuddy bots

one of them even told me to stop farming in lane and to teamfight, when they didn't realize that I WAS THE ONLY REASON WE WERE EQUAL LEVEL WITH THE BOTS

FUCKING BOTS
how are people this terrible at the game?

Anyone else unable to play right now? It wont let me click on the playb utton and a little "downloading" window keeps popping up then fucks off.

>>123990964
restart the client worked for me.

>>123990964
> a little "downloading" window keeps popping up
finish downloading the game first you faggot

pieces of shit like you are the reason it takes so fucking long to load into the game, get better internet connection and finish downloading the game before trying to play it

>>123990941
>getting mad at VS ai games

protip: you were the reason it took so long. In bot games you just all go on one lane and push down it. Bots are too stupid to stop a push.
By sitting on the lane you not only dragged the game out, but you let your other mentally handicapped friends die to 5 bots.

Good going, mad AI retard

>>123991037
>>123991115
I've restarted the client already and it didn't even download anything. Still doesn't.

Also a little window just popped up on the launcher saying they're releasing a service update. That wasn't there 2 minutes ago

>>123991143
i'm the reason the game ended in 16 minutes and didn't drag onto 40 minutes where at the end of 50 kills and deaths on either side, the noobs say "gg" to the bots

you fucking try playing a VS AI game and see for yourself how fucking retarded these faggots are

>>123991296
yeah, there's a fix going out

something fucked up with their servers for HotS and Starcraft 2 last night, they couldn't figure out what caused it but it seemed to have fixed itself, and now they're probably rolling out a patch to their servers to repair the weird thing that happened last night and prevent it from happening again

>>123991484
>you fucking try playing a VS AI game
why would I ever do that

>>123991484
>you fucking try playing a VS AI game

lol why

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it is tuesday

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Great, the only hero I find fun in this game is going to get ruined.

Fucking browder stupid piece of shit. Never forget his "Gazlowe is top tier on sky temple" comment.

>>123990315
I feel like Anub got worse since the scaling changes, but I am probably just rusty with him.

>>123991931
their internal playtests are filled with bronze shitters, of course he thinks gaz is top tier on sky temple.

they should pay Rank1 players to actually playtest balance changes instead of having their retarded scrub internal playtests

>>123992129
Damn is this your first Blizzard game or something?

So is sonya considered op now or are people complaining about her because as usual they don't know how to adjust their already rigid playstyle to deal with her?

>>123991484
>playing vs AI outside of giving Cho'gall to shitter friends
literally why

>>123992129
it's almost like the game is balanced around whats most fun for the casual crowd, you know like they did with WoW.

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BHB and Garden are back in the game boys.

Rip Mines.

>>123992628
>Rip Mines.
Good fucking riddance, now if only they would throw away sky temple I could have fun again.

>>123992628
Good. Fuck Haunted Mines.

>>123992628

I didn't know BHB was gone, I guess that's why I've been having more fun lately.

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>>123992878
yeah, they killed Mines from the game and removed Garden and BHB from the rotation so that more people could play on ToD

pic related- the only maps that were available for 3 main game modes for the last 2 weeks

>>123990315
>but I survive long as fuck.
You must be fighting utter fucking shitters because Anub has lower HP than fucking Uther, he gets bursted down like nothing if the enemy team is any good

He's a CC focused hero so hes often wasted on random teams but you should just try to be as annoying as possible, he can actually deal solid damage too and beetles are annoying, just know your limits because you are the squishiest warrior

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>>123992628
>tower of memes stays

I dunno what it is, but Tassadar seems OP as fuck lately

Maybe those scaling changes were good to him

>>123993461
Yeah, he's pretty insane right now also unkillable.

Why did they kill Mines?

Not that I liked that map, but was there an explanation?