Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

>>123824285

stop changing the OP you dumb faggot yours is shit

How many stacks of seasons marksman do you need to make it a worthwhile investment?

lili fuckers are the worst retards in the world

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>>123824434
maybe next year

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slug is love

Best way to get chogall? Is there a chat channel for groups?

ok, so Bronzefags keep saying
>practice a role really well and you'll climb out of low ranks

and then /hotsg/ says
>no, that's wrong, that's bronze mindset

so.... what's the proper way to climb?

>>123824540
no

>>123824678
You're either made for rank 1, or you just aren't. There is no climb.

>>123824664
>/join general
>"lf someone to give me Cho'gall"
>watch people beg to poz your neghole

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Lunara is cute and she needs to be out right now!

>azmodan has been out forever
>azmodan is shit
>azmodan is still 10k gold

what the fuggggggg

>>123824678
>>123824791
>You're either made for rank 1, or you just aren't.

this is why we can't have nice things
this is why everyone thinks HotS is so casual
this is why drinking out of a jar of peanut butter works best when there isn't anymore peanut butter in it

>>123824540
the links are in a different order and there is one extra enter you autistic fuck

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>>123824920
Can't wait!

>>123825178
I have 80.8% winrate with him

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>>123825589
So do I!

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>>123825589
Why can't it be this tuesday?

le sproink another meme hero

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>calm, collected and wise protoss
>completely loses his shit whenever he gets attacked

His screams are too funny, please tell me he keeps them for his mecha skin?

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>tfw Diablo throws you right next to him while he's alone.

>>123825178
>600 dmg aoe dunks is shit
lol

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>Lunara & Nazeebo poison poking will be meta changing

Mark my words, /hotsg/

Who should I buy?

Butcher? Azmodan? TLV? lol

Slug?

I probably need some melee

>>123826427
I'd agree if Naz wasn't shit right now.

>>123826446
Thrall or Sonya if you want Melee.

Diablo 2 act bosses when

>>123826427
>introducing a daughter of Cenarius makes Malfurion viable again
bravo Blizzard

>>123826339
>tfw you want to play utility tassadar but keep fucking your FORCE WAAAAAALLS

>>123825289

exactly, it's shit

>Anon last thread claimed specialists were shit in ToD

>Just got our shit pushed in further than its ever been pushed in before by a Locust Monstrosity Aba on ToD

Specialists are very fucking effective on that map dont spread shit

We just couldnt keep our forts up

>>123826847
andariel = kerrigan
duriel = sonya
mephisto = arthas
baal = azmodan

>>123826983
Well yeah they work if you suck ass. A roaming team will completely destroy on the map though.

Diablo + Tyrande = GG.

>>123827419
I wonder what her farts smell like

>>123826341
>Diablo 3 seven sided strike
>series of attacks so fast that it looks like the enemy is getting punched from 7 different sides at the same time
>HoTS seven sided strike
>7 slow dashing punches

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>>123827554
Burnt hair and carrion

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>>123824920
>>123825960
>>123826102
CUTE!

>>123825589
NOT CUTE!

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>>123824678
>Practising something makes me better at it

Wow what confusing information.

You gotta work hard to counteract your lack of talent m8

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No wonder I fucking lost, no good frontline warrior. How can people like this play in high ranked games? HOW IN THE FUCK.

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>>123828136

Pretty certain you just got trolled mate

>>123828136
I'm sure he just had a Gravity Lapse in judgement.

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>>123826582
eh even with his dmg scaling nerfs I'm still making him work.

I just can't faceroll to the top of every meter anymore.

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>>123828136

A bit of detective work...

>>123828136
did he at least make a lot of people fly?

>>123828614
It's called being carried anon. He doesn't actively hurt the team like Gaz, but he doesn't help it very much either.

Unless you don't get interrupted during your ult.

>>123828136
>>123828625
>high ranked
>gold

kek

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>>123828762
>implying you can interrupt Gargantuan
>Implying Nazbro isn't best Specialist

you didn't get visited by the kek man did you anon?

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>>123828962
>Garg useful at all.

>>123829201
garg seems to hit way harder after scaling changes

>>123829421
Yeah when he wanders into the lane to hit creeps he hits really fucking hard.

>>123829201

galaxy quest really is a great movie

>>123829535
>you summon a garg
>literally does nothing in a fight but hit creeps
>enemy summons a garg
>locks on to you harder than a JDAM and acts like it's still under his control after he dies
reason I always take spirit no matter what

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>>123829720

mercy qtest overwatch gril, hope she makes it into the game

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>>123830829
>fat widowmaker when?
>transgender latina McCree when?
>black tjorborn when?
>female voice actress Winston when?

HotS is gonna see a HUGE spike in players for like 3 days when Tracer is released, what are you plans to avoid the swarm of retarded vegheads that'll join, feed a couple of times, then leave, never to come back. oh, and they don't give a flying fuck about leaver status or anything since they're only going to play 1/2 game of HotS just to try out their waifu Tracer

New map is cool, loved the fight between the 2 Nexus Lords
New map featuring Blackheart WHEN?

I've gone from trash to utter trash in these last couple of weeks. I don't know what happened, but every win I squeeze out has three losses beside it.

It might be because I am trying new characters (in particular Assassins, which I've always been shit at) or it might be the new scaling changes, but either way, I feel like I'm going to have more and more frustrating matches.

I haven't won a single game on the new map since PTR.

>>123831162
Shooters take more skill than MOBAs desu senpai

I'm more worried about the MOBAtards trying out Overwatch on release and scrubbing it up

>>123828962
I don't get how you Nazeebo. Everything had their health buffed so I can't kill heroes when I trap them or clear minion waves effectively.

>>123831162
>Curvy
>is now fat
SHE WAS ALREADY CURVY IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU AREN'T CURVY IF YOU ONLY HAVE ONE CURVE YOU TUMBLR FUCKS

>>123831185
If it's like Towers of Doom hopefully never. ToD is awful. Haunted Mines return when?

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>>123829785
>>123829535
>Not walling the whole enemy team summoning garg on top of them and mashing dat smash button

>>123831185
I like how the dialogue in ToD implies that the Raven Lord has tried to pull this shit before
>tfw Haunted Mines got pulled from rotation so Blizzard could remake it with the Raven Lord's VA for after he "wins" the war

>>123831746
Widowmaker's design is a bit retarded, to be honest. She looks absurd even in a world full of absurdity.

>>123829535
But that's the best part.

>die because you're Nazeebo
>garg stealth pushes a lane
>destroys the enemy nexus by itself

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The weekend nights are the worst days to play in H. People are so fucking bad, some also are trolling on purpose to ruin other people's time.

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>>123831162
never played the game, knows none of the names, but the cowboy and gorilla should be mexican women, angels can't be white, and there needs to more clothes and fatties

This person was paid to write this

>>123832549
>"DUDE it's just a game LOL"
>"Relax nerd I don't take this seriously"
if only I could hate them to death

>>123832934

It's fucking heroes league, I'm here to win. I never rage in QM because it's where you're allowed to be silly and try fun shit. But in HL, you have to be serious to progress.

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>>123832549

>person picks Thrall in HL
>dies constantly
>"I've not played thrall much"
>"why not play him in QM instead"
>"it's just ranked it's just numbers"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>123832549
>>123832934
>>123833034
>>123833065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qwU1LQZA5g

>>123832590
well, yeah, you see the Patreon sign?

it's a crowdfunded job, people pay her like $2 per week or something small like that to keep doing these photoshops of video game characters and makes them more "diverse"

people pay her to do this

she's paid

>tfw an SJW can actually make a living "diversifying" game characters and pushing their SJW agenda but at the same admit that they'll never play the game and don't care enough about the game to even learn the names of the characters they are "diversifying"

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>>123833334
>$2 a week is considered making a living

>>123833946
$2 a week * everyone who agrees with you enough to pay you $2 a week can get pretty high desu

>towers of meme
>we lead early game
>after a won teamfight, some retard pings boss
>I advise against it, they're respawning soon and we're mid life
>they go anyway
>enemy team comes back, wipes us, takes boss, forts, game
i hate this fucking shit game and its retards

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>>123833334
>>123833946
>>123834051

Its worse than I imagined. Not only is this fuck getting $200 per "article" plus ad money, she has bred

Why in the fuck do women get it so easy

>>123833946
>>123834051
>>123834165

>muh mysoginy

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>>123834165

>Why in the fuck do women get it so easy
>debilitating mental illness
>having it easy

nawww

>>123834397
compare her to men with similar mental deficiencies

They sure as fuck dont have families, any place in society, or $200 on demand for their ramblings

I would know

Matchmaking overhaul is December, right? They said before the end of the year I believe.

>>123834397
because tits?
the same "patriarchy" they bitch about has created a society where they're allowed to do these things and get away with it because they're 'womyns' or some shit

it's the same thing as when a man rapes a woman, he gets prison for decades, when a woman rapes a man, she gets a slap on a wrist and a finger wagged at her face telling her not to do it again

Has anyone else's weekend been a total shitshow? Every 1 match I win is followed with 7-8 losses- NEVER have had it this bad

I have time to get someone chogall. Reply to this post.

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>people out of position every fight
>nobody diving for hammer
>team can't even stay grouped late game
>lose every single dragon
>murky talking shit about everybody else
>keeps using octograb on cho

10/10 game

>>123836207
going to have a hard time finding someone to give orge aids

>>123836267
32 death murky, just hots things

>>123836467
I don't need to get anyone the ogres. I just thought someone might still need him since someone got me him a few days ago from here.

>>123832402
>>123832098
>99% of the time useless.
>The 1% of the time it's still useless but did one thing good.

Garg is garbage.

>see Nova on enemy team
>win every fucking time
>sniper who can't snipe if someone blocks her path

Why is she even in the fucking game? What a useless hero.

>60% winrate as Skillidan on soloq QM diamond-bronze
I should take him to HL already

>>123835650
Yeah. It has been.

I think I'm becoming worse at this game.

>>123837253
>>123835650
>tfw you end up in "noob on a winning streak" tier MMR and at anytime you can randomly lose a game to a talent locked Kael'thas with <50 games played who has no idea what the fuck he's doing

>be me, Johanna
>ETC tries to moshpit
>perfectly timed shield
>perfectly timed Condemn

Mostpit on 100 sec cooldown

swag

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>I'm not your enemy anymore, Tassadar, things have changed!
>Yes, you radiate a purple glow now, how very different.

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>someone mentions I'm bad because I have no kills
>mfw im a healer

>>123835650
>>123837253
Had 10 losses in a row this weekend. It was brutal.

>>123837830
dont play morales

>>123837253
>>123835650
Most of my games, win and loss, are decided on party composition first and foremost. I'm on a HUGE winning streak, but only about half are skill based -- the other half are basically "someone on the enemy team picked Falstad or Nova."

Cho'gall is a great hero (for me anyway), I've trained my wife to be a great Gall, and that means one fewer random that could select Nova and fuck me up.

>>123837986
>>123835650
>>123837253
I don't know why people are being so trash lately.

>>123835650
had an afker/russian/bot in my last 5 games
why is this cancer allowed to spread

>>123837702
Haven't heard that one.

can't even do quick match to play relaxed games because literally everyone one is a moron

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>>123838014
>mfw I wasn't medic

Let's talk about Azmodan.

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>>123839938
Well we know you weren't Monk.

>>123840006
he sucks
/discussion

>>123840006
cute and fun
demon build master race, fight me nerds

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How many time do you think Abathur tried to slip his slimy dick there?

>>123840159
Since Taste for Blood is bugged it probably is the best.

>>123840195
dick slapping not efficient
must evolve

>you made a mistake
nah

>you're feeding
nah

>can you please stop facechecking the bush?
nah

>can you join us and teamfight?
nah

>can you help with boss?
nah

>can you splitpush and take top fort? it's at 5%
nah

>can you help us defend?
nah

>>123840336
!$^* and play
reported

>>123840336
>robogoblin is useless with our comp!

>>123840208
I used it before the bug. It's good tier if the enemy team is bad at countering your waves and your team can 4v5 effectively (with the XP boost from having an extra 2 forts of course)

>>123840287
would kerri let him dick slap her anyway?

>>123840595
So basically it's shit.

>>123840208
i just take sieging orb right now

>>123840658
it's amazing at whatever specific section of wood league my MMR is at, and that's all that matters to me

>>123840601
he's too smart to want to if he has one.
too much work to do.

>>123840601
Considering that he was the one that designed the queen of blades on behalf of Overmind I'd say he had plenty of time to dickslap her. I wonder why he decided to put hooker heels on her.

>>123841137
Everyone has a fetish anon. Don't judge.

>>123841137
he thought no one would notice, I'd do the same too

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>tfw you get a double owl kill on retreating heroes

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>>123840874
Also Jimmy would destroy him.

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Anyone notice a large amount of people who feed and blame their teammates for every death, then avoid any conflict like the plague in an attempt to have a lower death counter at the end of the match?

I hate to use the word, but the toxicity this weekend has been astronomical.

How would Abathur comment on HoTS balance?

Wait a fucking minute.

I just bought the Succubus Kerrigan skin on a whim without owning the champion and it let me.

Does this mean I can't use a skin I own once her free week is over?

>>123842619
Yeah right

>>123842826
lol, yup
you dun fucked up

>cho'gall on our team
>dives the entire enemy team when they're two levels up
>has 10 deaths at the end of the game

nice

>>123842634
retard virus is contagious

enemy team split on tower of doom and kept getting ganked, their Nazeebo even gave up and ended the game with like 16 deaths

we were gonna win, needed like 2/3 more shrines or whatever, and then everyone on my team decided they were going to wave their dicks at the enemies and dove the core

only, you can't dive the core on ToD, you just get chunked by cannons, the enemy team had a murky, and of course, they need to kill murky

so they all watch Muradin get chunked

AND THEN THEY DECIDE, "WHERE MURADIN FAILED, I SHALL SUCCEED"

we were level 22 vs 19

in the 60 seconds it took for 4 members of my team to respawn, the took boss, all 3 camps, and reclaimed their three forts

we lost about a minute later when they all chased murky again

>>123842893

I can just buy the hero with gold I guess, but it didn't even occur to me at the time and thinking back on it, it's weird that the system lets you do it.

>>123842826
the only skin that gives you the hero for buying it is Ronin Zeratul, which is just a bug that Blizzard decided wasn't worth fixing or punishing

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>>123842832
He would fill him full of daylight.

>>123843957
he-hey man

>>123842634

Anyone notice the people that deliberately force an identity for themselves on an anonymous imageboard like they're important or something?

>>123844341
Anyone notice this faggot getting butt blasted because someone has the gall to have a trip?

>>123844341
for a trip, REDS is surprisingly not much of a faggot

>>123845512
being a trip fag does make you a fag, but being a fag is ok these days

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>tfw forced battletag change
im thinking new battletag is FrodoSagbag

>>123846609
>DildoGaggins

kek

>>123846807
it was fun while it lasted

>>123846609
there 6 different dildogaggins on hot dogs

>>123846962
im the 2.4k shitter

>>123843478
Does that still work?

As in, if I buy the skin right now, will I get Zeratul as well?

>>123847119
it worked the last time I heard of someone trying to do it, but don't spend the money just because an anonymous stranger told you

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>>123847104
you could change your name to one of the heroes

>>123847119
the starter box is $10 on amazon

some dude on reddit did math required to unlock all the content for League of Legends (all champs + runes)

turns out it'd take over 6000 hours, equalling over 12,000 30 minute games with a 50% win/lose ratio (including daily IP bonuses)

anyone do the math for HotS?

>>123847453
Are you referencing that one image that says you only get 50 ip for winning a game back when you'd get 150+?

Honestly, it doesn't matter to me. People rarely want to play as every character anyways. Sure a tryhard can shout "lol u dunt no how to play every character? wot a skrub" but those same tryhards shout "lol why do you play anyone aside from the top 3 ranked characters of that role? wot a skrub"

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>>123847453
this is a year old. As of last december, everything that could be bought with just gold cost 496,000. It is certainly way more now.

Most of your gold comes from daily quests, trying to get that with a 50% win rate from qm would take 19840 matches.

Again not counting daily quests, hero levels, player levels, or the rare shit like treasure goblins

>>123848624
Hero prices have gone down as well.

>>123848624
>>123847817

nah, it was a recent one

https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/3ur013/for_those_who_are_curious_it_would_cost_1004481/

>>123848624
This is why the game didnt take off. 8 thousand games or hundreds of dollars to unlock the heroes(and no extras) was(is) too much

>>123849187
Something like 5 heroes heroes have had price reductions, meanwhile you have had a years worth of 10k heroes added, either way the game is expensive as fuck

>>123849207

this >>123848624
is a year old. I wasnt talking about the lol post

>we have the win
>teammates throw by diving core 4v5 just as enemies are coming up

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>123849296
Like every patch has a hero go down in price and we only really get patches when new heroes have come out.

>>123849470
I think thanksgiving weekend is to blame. All the kids are out of school and the normalfags dont have work.

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>>123849525
Not updated since august so I know it is missing chen and jaina

Prices drops have been fairly rare. The game absolutely costs more to unlock everything now, then it did a year ago, unless you want to count the current half off sale we are having right now

>>123825178
I haven't lost the last 10 games that had azmodan on my team

azmodan just push
azmodan just won

Best selection quote?

I vote for "So it begins."

>>123850718
>game is laggy
>zeratul
>I serve cuts off at the S sound
>"Ice, I serve."

>>123850718
let's
save some lives

>>123850645
one of his talents is bugged
so people think he's shit

turns out his other skills still work just fine, who knew?

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>>123824285

>win 3 games

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>>123850718
post 'em

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>>123850718
Obviously its
>Ready for Adventurrrre

Is Rexxar really not viable as a solo Warrior? He seems fun as fuck but I always hear he's useless without another Warrior

The fuck is this shit?

>>123851969
same thing in the sense that Artanis, Sonya, Diablo and ETC have difficulties being a solo Warrior

they're more bruiser-y than tank-y, so they need a dedicated damage sponge to help

but they do offer a shit ton of utility above standard tanks

>>123851969
rexxar so far is used to counter pick zagara on dragonshire, tomb, and maybe sky temple in the pro scene.

>>123850718
I
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P A N D A M O N I U M
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>>123824285

>tfw you want to get gud and prove it to others in pvp
>tfw you do your best and it still isn't good enough
>tfw you JUST want to end it all

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>>123853392
some people were meant for rank 50.
Its why they put it in the game

Abathur and Nova should be MMR locked.

>>123853531

Even in quick match, I follow the guides for builds, try to adapt for team comps, and still, while I may or may not do well, my team suffers.

>inb4 git gud

Sometimes I think it's just

>matchmaking

>>123853693
u forgot illidan, murky and hammer

>>123854050
The only constant is you

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>>123854312

True enough, I suppose.

>>123854050
if you are near 2.5k mmr range, then thats probably where you belong

if you are significantly below that, then following guides or 'the meta', is meaningless; pick someone like sonya, build to siege, and ignore your team

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Next rotation
Malfurion
Valla
Anub'arak
Tassadar
Gazlowe
Nova (Freigeschaltet auf Stufe 12)
Artanis (Freigeschaltet auf Stufe 15)

>>123850718
Anyone order a one-man wrecking crew?

>>123854952
>snorefurion
>anoob'trap
>assadar
>assblowe
>triple crap nova
fun

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>>123854952
>free Nova

NO

GOD! DDDAAMNNITTT

Quick Match is going to be even more of a wasteland

>>123855352
It's either Free Nova or Free Vikings.

>>123855512
>free vikings will never happen

>>123855540
Murky Mar 17 - Mar 24 37 weeks ago
Lost Vikings May 19 - May 26 28 weeks ago
Abathur Aug 11 - Aug 18 16 weeks ago

when ever they get around to the 10 man rotation, things are going to suck

>>123855540
It's already happened, anon.

>>123855649
>>123855663
poor wording on my behalf
>free vikings will never happen again
i've never seen it happen, haven't played back then

>>123855649
>Free Viking week was the same week the game got into open beta
QM was such worse than normal on that week, new people and shitty vikings fucking up both sides was hilarious

>firstpick Li Li against Kael'Thas
>spams chat with "gg we suck"

jesus help me

>>123854312

yeah, but the matchmaking is still fucked, either way.

>>123854952
this is it, im buying 2 remaining cheap heroes(retarded gnome and revolution pointy shooter) for ranked to avoid this shit

You wanna know which ranks are the worst? Not 40-50, not 20-10. It's the 30s and 20s, because you're never getting out once you're in. In 40s or 50s you can get carried to hell and back, and if you lose, you lose exactly nothing. 20s and 10s are at least individually good enough to make up for lack of teamplay. But if you somehow get put into 30s, you might as well get a new acc and start over because you're NEVER gonna leave. Solo lane Li Li while they're 5 man raiding you in bot? Seen it in 30s. Muradin dives a fort with full defenses at level 1? Seen it in 30s. Solo healer monk takes Iron Palm and then afks during teamfights because "theyre gonna kill me ;-;"? Seen it in FUCKING 30s.

>>123854952

Just remove Sgt. Hammer from the game

Dont just remove her from the meta for a week god damn

>that one guy who types 'l2p' every time you tell him not to do the thing

>>123856989
if you mean raynor and muradin, theyre both pretty good

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New hero next Tuesday?

>>123857729
Doe cunt in a week.

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>>123857729
>>123857771
If they release her on time. They only hit the three week mark half the time

>>123857828
They've always released non-balance-patch heroes on time. It's always 3 weeks then 4 weeks.

Just bought Artanis and had a blast, he's going to be nerfed to shit right?

>>123858719
no, I dont think you need to worry

>>123858719
If anything they'll buff him. Zealot charge is mandatory and he's way too clunky without it

how do i get massive amount of xp in training mode?

>>123859017
Get back into the line nigger.
Some of us are already waiting months for buffs.

t. Green Jesus

>>123859136
Green Jesus has a pretty insane winrate in HL right now

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>>123859136
>thrall needing a buff after the scaling changes

What MMR I need to be to not be considered a shitter anymore?

>>123859116
>launch training mode
>afk
>get 5k exp per minute

>>123859136
thrall is great now.

>>123859462
but bots finish the game too quickly

>>123859495
>>123859181
>>123859204
>le thrall is fine meme xDD

>>123859379
3k. Even then, that's not great.

>>123859525
Go ask any high MMR player about thrall. Most of them will tell you he's fine if not really good right now. People have even been first picking him in HL.

>>123859636
Thrall is simply outright outclassed by Kerrigan and Sonya. There is no reason to pick him over the other two.

Melee Assassins in general have a huge balancing problem.

>>123859379
4k

it's sub 3.5k shitters that get teammed with 4kers that ruin games.

>enemy team picks Butcher and Thrall
>our heal switches from Li Li to Malf
>tank doesn't take Johanna
>I get shit for playing Jaina even though I was our first pick

ONLY
CONSTANT

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>>123859707

>>123859843
>a WHOLE 0.6%

wew lads

>>123859525
>le thrall isn't fine meme XDD

>>123859707
I would disagree. Thrall has more reliable self healing than both of them and has consistent poke with CL build (which many high MMR players have been using recently), a feature that Kerrigan and Sonya severely lack. That's not even considering sunder. Thrall's winrate is even the highest of the three right now, above even vikings in masters.

>>123859906
>Thrall is simply outright outclassed

>H-h-hes only little a bit better!

so yesterday i climbed from rank 5 to 2, then i went to play duo with my rank 25ish friend (which turned out to be a very bad idea). after that i've been getting teams filled with retards every game, even soloque and i've lost 7 in a row now. Am I completely doomed or is there still hope?

>>123860140
>tfw rank 30 is the prison you may never escape

cry me a river

>>123860168
did you even read what i just said?
I was rank 2 and am rank 5 now because of the reason i just said

>>123859017
Zealot charge is too good, you become a meele assassin with this. They should increase the mana cost to or 40 if you get it btw, it's better than illidan at everything.

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>Leoric is labeled as a "hard" hero

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>>123860493
>mobas are labelled as "hard" games

>>123860645
I'm convinced that the entire MOBA genre is some kind of social experiment

>>123860390
If you can't even exploit rank 30 behavior then you belong there

>>123861001
>Srey drops from rank 1 to rank 8 because of shitters at one point
>"you belong there xd"
heh

>>123861303
>blizzard e-peen
>meaning anything

How is a 500 damage, 700 range (talented) gap closer for a melee assassin balanced?

Fuck all these fotm Kerrigan players

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>>123862340
>play Kerrigan since early beta
>now that she's not shit I get called a fotm picker every game

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>>123862340
Is that why she's picked so often all of sudden? I've not seen her win but I've seen her loose plenty of times.

Also rank 1 is hella more fun than Quick meme, have had a lot of really nice close games and people are really respectful.

>>123862340
because she is THE queen

>>123864076
bitch queen of the universe

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>>123862340

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>>123842771
Never balanced. Balance goal that changes. Never stops moving. Can chase, cannot catch.

Metagame stale. Few heroes dominant, rest discarded. Must improve. Create counterplay abilities, make battlefield exciting.

Game still in beta. Remain hopeful. Blizzard game.

>>123864809
i read this in abathur's voice
why boner

>>123864985
I read everything in his voice because he's all I play as

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>>123865074
>he was anub'arak/cryptlord original voice in w3
>now we get some guy that sounds dilligent and smug at the same time, kinda meh
>mfw not even mad because abathur sounds cool

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>tfw the enemy Nova does nothing but chase you all game

So fucking frustrating even if we easily won

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>>123865615

Does having two low gold quests saved really effect the odds of getting a high gold quest for your third or does everyone just do their quests as they get them regardless?

>>123865850
You can't get a quest you already have. So yes, your odds of getting a high gold quest is technically increased by holding two shitty ones. I wouldn't go out of my way to hold 2, though. Like, if you wanna play a hero but it would complete one of your held quests, just go ahead and play the hero. The net gold increase isn't worth ruining your own fun.

>>123824920
>>123825589
>>123825960
>>123826102
HAHAHAHA
more non-sexualized content.

>tfw tyrande was so much more comfy in wc3
Heroes of the night, assemble! *ROAR*

>>123865850
Saving two 200 quest gives you:
1 in 6 chance of getting another shitty 200
1 in 2 chance of a 300 quest
1 in 6 of 600
1 in 6 of 800

instead of the regular 3/8 chance for shit quest

If you dont need to use 2 of the franchises, then why not save them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDZX1z-yn7w
Leoric confirmed bully

>>123866528
go back to reddit and stay go

HOTS FAGS BTFO!!
http://www.game-debate.com/awards/2015/best-moba

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>>123866528
>sad panda

>>123866642
>he doesn't like carbot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnmCUqy91aA

>>123866887
>liking blizzard pocket sellout who making lolsorandum shitty animations

>>123866943
While they do a lot of bad ones, there are quite a lot of gems in there

>>123866943

>making money doing something you love

>considered selling out if a contract comes your way from a company

So If you made shitty animations based off of blizzard products, would you want a contract, an approved patreon, or a cease & desist letter?

Kid lucked out and I'm not made of stone, I like 'em.

Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?

>>123867197
il bash ye fookin ead in i sware on me mom

>>123844341
>>123845512
>>123845828
all trips are faggots just by having a trip when one is unnecessary.

>>123855649
>only one of these has happened since general release

Murky was even replaced with Brightwing last time he was due.

It will be the worst week to play when free vikings happens.

>Artanis already on free week.

Is that the gayest a new hero has gone free? They planning a buff they want tested or something?

>>123869420
>Gayest.

What the fuck spellcheck.

Is there any chart or something how the scaling changes affected the heroes? Like actual numbers.

>>123869373
I win most of my vikings games, even though I've hardly played them. It won't be that bad. Even clumped up, they do okay.

>>123850718
I- I-hm here to help

>perhaps you should chill out for a bit :^)

>>123869512
youre a faggot, anon, dont deny it

>>123869420

>Y-you are the g-gaysss XDXDXD

How fucking old are you? Jesus Christ.

>>123869420
>Is that the gayest a new hero has gone free?
What did he mean by this?

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>>123850718
FOR THE FROZEN THRONE

>>123869420
wow dude
don't hate, tolerate

>>123827051
>Lunara and Naz start a new poison meta
>We get Andariel who is basically a poison kerrigan

Yes please

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>>123872250
THIS

>>123850718
>Wait until they get a load of me

>>123872717
>ywn get a load of sarah

>>123824678
enjoy the game

>>123865317
>everyone complains that Steve Blum voices Abathur in stead of Anub'arak now
>I always think his voice works better for the generic mindless crypt lords but Anub'arak's new voice works because it makes him sound like he has a little personality

>>123873246
I don't think it's bad, people overreact like hell to it, heck he even has a different voice in hearthstone, i agree he dosen't sound like a mindless puppet of the scourge, so he gets more personality, plus he makes sweet sugarly love to zagara so he ok

Also they could just use blum for both, abathur talks slows and sounds a bit different, took me a while to realise it was him

If you want unlimited supply of HoTS related jokes:
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/17566177/

/r/ing johanna fanfic

>Russian picks Cho'Gall in HL

THIS SHIT IS WHY I CAN'T CLIMB RANKS

>>123873626
desu the voice in Hearthstone is garbage, they should have kept the same VA as HotS, but it sounds like a really bad VA trying to imitate his WC3 voice.

they could have used Blum, but Abathur's voice is just a lower pitched version of the crypt lord's and I'm sure people still would have complained

>>123873687
>Read some of the hero balance suggestions
>A lot of them are just: make the hero I like overpowered to win every 1vs5

>>123873803
>the crusade calls
>you are not prepared
>Johanna leaves on her own

Should I buy Butcher or Thrall?

I'm sick of Kerrigan and I want another melee assassin

Why do people pick Cho'Gall?
To ruin other people's games?

>>123877186
Both are pretty shitty imo but I like the butcher.

>>123877435
why do you hate fun?

>>123877897
Because I like winning

>>123877186
Thrall is pretty fucking good right now. He hits fucking hard. Butcher is complete dog shit.

>>123877435
yes

>tell team not to do boss, enemy team respawns in 10 seconds and their murky spotted us
>they go anyway
>everyone dies
>"lol why didn't you heal us? reported"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PEOPLE ARE SO RETARDED

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>tfw your team has either Abathur, Cho'gall, Gazlowe
You know it's going to be a shit game no matter what. This is the worst thing in this genre. In TF2 you see your team is full of snipers and spies. You can just relocate to another server. In a MOBA you are a prisoner and sometimes you even have to visit the torture chamber.

>>123878009
Problem is that, at least here, the opinions are:
>Thrall is the best
and
>Thrall is the worse

But no one really gives a reason why

>>123878160
why didnt you heal them?

>HL Rank 5s
>BW and Naz die 7 times in less than 10 minutes
>Nova now has full stack of GP

??????????????????????????????????????

how are people this fucking retarded?

>>123878449
Strongest baseline auto attack in the game. His abilities also hit really hard. Good sustain. Has multiple builds depending on the situation. Has one of the best ults in the game and his biggest weakness was removed with the last patch in that he didn't get good until very late in the game.

>>123878160
why didnt you heal them?

>>123878160
Why didn't you heal them?

>>123878160
Why didn't you heal them?

fresh memes https://youtu.be/K-HNZy4dl8A?t=2m2s

>>123878908
>the garg can carry units
I never saw that before.

>>123878908
i'm glad that i'm above these guys' mmr and will never end up on one of these things

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>>123878160
pic fucking related

>>123878160
Я пpидepживaюcь бaнaн в мoю жoпy

>>123878160
and that's why they are rank 37

>>123878549
I don't know why would you implement a snowballing talent in your game if you are trying to prevent snowballing. Blizzard designers are the finest retards in the land.

>>123879774
>free nova tomorrow
I'm ready.

>>123878908
>That single catapult fucking the entire team

And I thought it was amazing when a butcher in my team took the core by himself

>Tyrande starts with about 300 more life than Valla, Raynor or Nova
???

>>123880467
The ass stores more health points

>>123880381
i was playing 30min game not long ago and creeps and mercs hit like a truck lategame

>>123879774
social engineering

I love how Abathur became even more shit with the scaling changes.

>>123881732
Abathur is not shit if you have a good MMR...which places your post in trashcan league

>>123844140
I can dig that!

>>123881843
He's pretty shit on most maps. He's only really good on Infernal Shrines, Cursed Hollow, Sun Temple and BoE. But his viability on BoE took a little hit because XP doesn't matter as much.

Basically the maps it's harder to keep track of him doing his back door shit he's still good on. The patch hurt him for sure though. Especially since he can be killed so much easier now.

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Li Li is the best support.

>>123882453
>nontarget heal
trash

>>123882453
>no stun
0/10 would not have as a support.

>>123882453
why did you post a picture of trash?

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>>123882535
>>123882784
>this is what some people really believe

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>>123882453
You are mistaken.

>>123882882
>nontarget heal
trash

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>>123882615
Honestly speaking, Uther is the best support. He just far too all-around with two heals, all the cc and the active abilities.

>>123882882
>no stun
0/10 would not have as a support

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>>123882942
>Dash to target.
>Heal him and everyone else.

You are right it's better. Just Monk things.

>>123882453
What a funny way to spell Rehgar

>>123883091
>no stun
>only true heals come from the heroic ability
-1/10 would not have as a support

>>123883036
>dash to target to feed enemy two kills instead of one
wooow

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You have 10 second to explain why dont you play ai games exclusively.

>>123883091
>Have to take lvl 4 ghost wolf talent and abuse it to the fullest to not run out of mana constantly.