Dota 2 General - /d2g/

G[A]Y

>new threads this early

>want to smoke
>no smoke in stock
>literally no clue who Sven used them

This game can be a pile of shit sometimes

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>289 days since last hero port

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>choose the terror from the barrier
>win
>choose one of the non-snowball from cobalt heroes
>lose
N i c e
g a m e
d o t a r d s

>>123916445
I wanted to fix the pasta, last OP fucked up all up

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#BleedBlue

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I wanted to quit but now I'm bored with Fallout 4.
What ebin pubstomper should I pick to break 3000 solo?

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>>123916782
>a hickey from Kelly
>Kelly and Loda having sex

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>sheever will never acknowledge my existence

sigh

>>123916840
sf

>>123916840
ta templar the assassin

>>123916932
not a hicky, this is from the brutal assault he called police for

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>Discover sleeper borderline OP hero
>Totally ignored by everyone
>Will probably get buffed next patch and be totally ignored for another patch
>Literally free MMR for months to come

Thank god for this retarded community of sheeps following whatever le pros do

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fuck arteezy has improved so much at playing Ember

Adelaide?

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rtz the UFC fighter desu

>>123916974
M-maybe if you subscribe to her...

>>123917057
I know that feel baka desu, feels good to be on a 47 game winning streak

>>123917057
>I'm good at something
>that means it's good
Well meme'd. :^)

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>>123916440
>mfw jews are the master race

Get fucked rice eaters

>>123917057

Is it riki?

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>>123917269

yeah, maybe...

Why is this general so fucking dead?

>>123918101
300 days

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>>123918101

Bubble popped

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>>123918101

Because I'm not posting enough Sheever. That usually galvanizes people into posting.

>>123917776

Are you 2k?

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So. Why are everybody so scared of Earth Spirit being in Captain mod?

>choke out a swedeshitter
>call out weebs days later

Is breitbart the chemo d2g needs?

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>arteezy playing le based rapman of underage prostitues

>>123918350
because its a hero broken on the concept level and all it will do is make a new permanent first pick/ban hero for the next 300days

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MingLee confirmed best caster

>>123918701
Damn he looks like storm spirit too

damn we are ded as fuck

time to go back to witcher 3

what is this 300 days meme

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will techies get buffed next patch?

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>yfw all our current casters are getting kicked out once pro players start to retire

>>123919072
days since last hero added to dota 2

>>123919189
there will always be a room for a hypecaster

but all these 4k """analysts""" like pudge or blitz will most likely be gone

>>123919254
why do we need more hereos though? This isn't Lel

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>>123919189

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>>123919162
No, reddit literally complained them to death.
Maybe by the time your kids are old enough to play dotato, he'll get buffed, but not likely.

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What would you do with all of that time?

>>123919482
there's still heroes that people want over that aren't over
they should be in the game, it's DOTA 2.

>>123919546

flame my team for being so retarded they cant even make a sub2k item that would prevent ALL THOSE DEATHS

>>123919546
find a job

>>123918350
58% winrate in 5k+ average matches

>>123919546
walk around and ping rosh but instead team is around base afk looking at shop or some shit.

>>123919546
Go take a shit desu senpai

>>123919641
Glimmer doesn't stop scythe though....

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Reminder that QE is the only build on Sand King and that if you skill sandstorm before level 10 you are LITERALLY trash

>>123918350
If you played in a better bracket you would know why.
I know I'm about to get my ass intruduced to Jamal's big black cock when I see him picked on the other team.

>>123919836
i am pretty sure sand king doesnt have quas or exort

even if he had, he has no invoke so it would be pointless to skill thme

>>123918325
Actually, offlane Riki has been wrecking face in my 5k games. Probably because people still refuse to buy sentries early, but he does wreck greedy carries like Alch bretty hard in the mid game.

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>>123920000
>quads too
O U T M E M E D

doesn't change that I'm right tho

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>Get killed without buyback late game
>Get up and pace around the room

>>123919893
He's just a bad spirit beast though.

the scamaz video is pretty fucking funny

Is Blink Dagger on Timbersaw situational or core?

>>123920142
>throw the game late with no bb
>mute the chat and watch your base crumble

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>>123920000

>>123920142
>not alt-tabbing and changing the music
fuck off tubby

I FINALLY HIT 2k MMR, YOU SHITTERS CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE STRUGGLE TO RANK UP FROM 1600 MMR, FUCK THE 1K MMR PEOPLE, LET'S START A NEW ERA, AN ERA OF BETTER SHITTERS

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>>123920142
>dieback
>oh shit
>close eyes open random porn to listen people having sex
>calm down and forget all about it

help me

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Post em

>tfw no gf that sits on your face while she plays dota

>>123920665
>472 avg gpm
>that close to full farming
nigga get some confidence jhust b urself

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>>123920478
please, you last hit and you get out of 1k
seriously, the level of willpower it takes to stay in 1k is amazing

i hate jug and am pickers

literally every patch the heroes are amazing if you arent reatded because pubbies cannot deal with hard splitpush and with enough time they can 1v5

i hate nothing more than playing against them becuase i know its just a ticking timebomb to end quick or struggle for hours

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>>123920478
How bad were 1k MMR shitters?

>>123920770
nigga wut

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faggot redditor here, isnt this picture stolen from you guys?

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3uvjlw/i_drew_invoker/

>>123920792
1. Git
2. Gud

>>123920893

I read some threads... Why is reddit so fucking shit?

NEXT PATCH WHEN?

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Typical arteezy fans

>>123921156
middle of december

>>123921243
straight up thugging

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>>123920665
>>Inb4 italianfag

>>123920893
Yeah Nahyon drew that.

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>>123920665
forever a kek

>>123921145

Accounts and names

faggotry goes down as soon as people realize they dont need to farm for internet points. Sure you get obvious reply bait on imageboards, but its nowhere as frequent as it is on your average forum or subreddit.

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>tfw grant will never ever stream again

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I am cold /d2g/

Warm me up!

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>>123920814
HOW BAD? i tell YOU A FUCKING STORY...
RANKED, FOR RANKING, YOU KNOW.
First pick in our team is a random meepo, first pick on the enemy team is a (surprirse) Earthshaker. Our second pick is a INSTAPICK on BROODFUCKINGMOTHER
Like how much are you fucked up to autocounterpick yourself

>>123921368

Don't forget that anything that isn't in the script gets downvoted.

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>>123921468
Should I use my anime penis?

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>>123921468
;)

>>123921504

But 1k meepo must be a braindead player, right?

I cant image counterpicks actually matter if everyone plays like a headless chicken

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>>123921504
>mfw i want a turboshitter account to experience the bottom of the trench myself and have a laugh
>Can't be assed to make a smurf to intentionally lose on the background

I have some guy on my friendlist who is 1.4k, watching him play any game is a musical comedy all by itself

QUICK SUPER IMPORTANT POLL

https://strawpoll.me/6147169
https://strawpoll.me/6147169
https://strawpoll.me/6147169
https://strawpoll.me/6147169

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>>123921504
Why dont you just pick Riki offlane and proceed to rape everyone?

>>123922089
Sub 2k mmr isn't that autistic as you all think...

>>123922089
Because after the 10th kill they start buying sentries and dust.

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>ganking for mid 2 mins in
>miss a spell by mistake
>"yo, i'm done"
>mid starts courier feeding

Legion commander buffs when?

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Nerf me into the ground, please.

>>123920000
nice la

keine anime in /d2g/ s'il vous plaît

NERF WR?
http://strawpoll.me/6147222

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>>123922089
>Trying this hard to force le riki offlane meme

There are like 2 autists trying that on 5k and they both have shitty results all around

>>123922340
>play AA
>help top lane get a gank twice
>mid dies once while this happens
>gg support who doesnt help gank
>stays in well and buys sents

Why are mids the biggest crybabies?

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no ember no win

>>123922773
horrible poll, you know you can nerf a hero by not touching him right?
jugg was op in 684
look at him now
definatly viable but not op.
wr does need a nerf, but a small one
just that other heros need to be buffed to fuck

>>123922530
sf loses 1 soul every time he autoattacks

>>123918350
stun, silence, and slow with 300 min magic damage ult in aoe at lv6.

is pizza that been in the fridge for 3 days going to kill me?

>>123922530
is that lycan?

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>>123923207

nah m8 it's probably fine for at least a week, assuming it's been refrigerated constantly

>>123923018
Anybody who ever went mid or even humored the idea of going mid is a gigantic self absorbed shitty faggot. It comes with the job.

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>there will never be any male heroes dressed like this
Why, as a gay male, should I even continue playing?

>>123923284
>slark

>>123923349
I'm not a fuckin scaly, m8

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>>123923284

>>123923534

m8 that's lewd.

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>>123922089
I'd rather play GoodRiki

>>123923534
too bad none of them have attractive faces or are humanoid
the only shit that stuff appeals to are furries

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Predictions for next patch?

>>123923678
Men fapping to monster girls. Why not you anon?

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>>123923678
>Not wanting Sven to fuck you senseless
Gay people are such faggots holy shit

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FK LA GUESS WHT D2G JUST HAD GREAT FKIN DREAM THAT TODAY VLAVE RELESED THE FKING PATCH WELL IT WASNT RELE BUT FK WHAT A GRRAT FKIN DREAM LA

>>123924205
>no flip gibber speak

Come on man, thats the best part

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>>123923672
>that build

Is storm a good hero?

>>123923823
Monster girls are cute, Dota heros are grotesque.

>>123923858
Sven is probably the best we've got. He sort of has this overly-proud tsundere thing going on, which is cute.

i just wanna abuse broken heroes until the patch comes out
i hope the patch comes out later rather than sooner so i don't lose the mmr i gained by spamming doom and SF

>>123923678
Cool, just commit suicide then.

>>123923672
based 2k bro

>le epic sell all my items uzbek wigger
rtc?
ti5?
esl?
mlg?
frankfurt?

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reminder that MINESKI WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN

i miss old low pro
why did valver have to change it
now when i want t o abandon, i just buy shadow amulet and midas instead of giving my team 8k gold worth of items

>>123924519

why are you so picky, gaybro

>>123924945

More like MINESKI HAS NEVER WON ANYTHING lmao

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>>123923534
>that bruce lee body on leshreck

>>123925263
SF and it's completely viably

>>123925263
Venge, viable

>>123925064
Probably because I'm a top. I like to be the dominant one, but most of the males in Dota are big muscle guys with dominant personalities.
That's not so surprising, given that it's a game about combat, but I'd like it if there was a little something for me in the game.

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>>123925487
>>123925540

>>123925639
viable reported etc

>>123925631

Interesting. You want something more than just physical looks?

>>123925631
TA?

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Ember Spirit sure is a fun hero

>>123925631
what about skywrath

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>>123923786
farming cores returned to reigning power to give favor to chinese players, a handful of heroes hinted at are buffed, like spectre, medusa, TB and become cores of the new patch, nerfed next patch

camps moved, new camps added, new hero added, ES delayed, pit lord to appease the unranked masses

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Is Steam ded?
I can't log in

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how to fix matchmaking?

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>rtz ember is bad

>>123926170
just a beta
we need mroe hats
thats all there is to it

>>123926192
>pub matters

>>123926210
:D

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>>123926210

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two
lans

>Doom/Invoker combo
>All I have to do is doom the Gyro before he Bkbs or Silencer ults and we win the game
>Invoker keeps initiating with Tornado, giving the Silencer time to react before I doom
The fucker was 5.5k too.

>$20 pass expired

Should I renew it senpai? I don't want to give free money to moot since this site is dying

>>123926347
>crit is so white his face is glowing

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FUCK YOU VIDEO GAME

>>123926347
>the only two good players in the team don't have gfs

Daily reminder bitches and whores

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>player at least 300 mmr over me
>know he's in party
>picks a shit mid, get his shit slapped by fotm enemy mid hero
>his buttbuddy ends up feeding whataever lane he goes to
I wish we still had true SOLO queue, for whataever reason I have shit luck with parties

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Does anyone here particularly enjoy a Nice Game of Dota 2?

>>123925813
Sort of. I want a cute non-masculine male hero. I adore Ezreal from LoL, but I'm done with that game
>>123926019
SWM is a fuckboi for sure, but his voice and face are just too silly to sexualize.

>lose games all day
>last game I feel like I tried my hardest but still lost
>say fuck it and watch The Wire for 3 hours
>get bored of lying down, decide I need to win at least a game today
>CONNECTED TO THE DOTA 2 GAME COORDINATOR, LOGGING IN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>can never play SF mid because someone will go Lina against me
>in 2k
WOOOOO

>>123926851
Git gud?

>rtz has a hard mid
>literally two supports tpd to trilane with him
>salved twice
>tps bought for him
>sentries laid
>all this happend pre 4min mark

good shit senpai
its my fault when i have a hard lane that i get nothing """"""arteezy would win that lane""""""

>>123926851
>2k
Nigga if you are good enough, you can outfarm, else pick huskar until you are out of 3k

>>123925631
>tfw no twink hero

>EE has never watched Jojo
this explains so much

>>123927017
>Jojo is not a fedora-core shonen shit

wew

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how do you pronounce jorien

>>123926986
who?

>>123927086

just know one non subhuman language where j isnt sometimes j sometimes g

yorien

>>123927086
joe ree ant

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>>123916974
How is this literal goddess of a woman not married yet?

>watched
I see nothing wrong here.

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>>123927086
I want Sheever to rape me if she wants to

>being such a mechanically inept beta kek that you don't go blink on ember
What's it like limiting your hero so much because of your fear of misplaying and looking stupid?

HOW COME THIS UZBEKI SLAV IS PLAYING BUT I CANT PLAY RIGHT NOW

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>>123927318

well that's not really rape then, is it

>>123927245

she's shy

Carries are fucking dead
If you cant fight at 10-15 you lose. This patch needs to cycle out already im bored of being tower dived at 8mins

Dota servers down? Haven't been able to play for an hour.

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>>123926210
>take your white knight/sjw bs
>proceeds to say things whiteknights/sjws hate have no place here

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If blink Ember, why not blink Storm?

>>123927446
Same for me.

>>123927506
blink is viable on ever hero

>>123927392
>UZBEKI SLAV

Who

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>>123927434
Farming is boring goy, we need more teamfight for the spectators

>>123927606
(You)

>>123927654
PPD said the exact opposite

>>123927648
>that webm
ayyy

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>tfw mods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht2WfG2c3sQ

>>123927654
Farming is more exciting because it results in showdowns like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56MryxzE6AE#t=28s

Instead of one sided 28 minute GGs

>>123927946
>Instead of one sided 28 minute GGs
it also leads to IG vs LGD ti3.

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>>123927946
>YFW nothing will ever top TI3 as a whole

>>123928131
>implying TI2 is not better

kys

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>peru is bad
>peru gets through America qualifiers

Americans????

>>123928131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrP4oey2_ys

>>123928185
>deciding game
>epic base race
ye i dont think so senpai

When playing Qas/Wex Invoker, when do I take my first level of Exort?

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HOLY SHIT THAT DONATION ON RTZ'S STREAM

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Post em boys. No bitching out allowed.

>>123928303
When you need Deafening blast for teamfights or if you have a carry that has extremely slow attack speed like Tiny or druid's bear and you are about to push towers.

>>123928471
what happened

>>123928471
Savage

>>123928191
>Russia is bad
>Russia wins ESL
yuros????!

>>123928593
Russians aren't bad they are just assholes

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>EG is stuck with RTZ

How do I not be bad at playing mid?

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>>123928519

>>123928827
use ur mana

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>Black is not a tier-1 carry

Explain this dotards

>tfw cant be everywhere at once

i hate being a sub 1K shitter. every time i get to 900 mmr the opposing team i feel like the other teams is slightly better then everyone i have on mine.

>inb4 im the only constant

i get this but i went on an almost 5 game win streak untill i got to 900

>>123928827
get ur favourite hero get a wand and go get 120+ last hits + denies at 10 min

thats literally le it

>>123928989
how does it feel to be worse than 99% of the people

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dotards? DOTARDS??????

How do I build necrophos? Is radiance+octameme viable?

>>123929283
>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>>123929283
>le balanced 70% winrate rock

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>>123928989
1) DUDE CUBS LMAO
2) MORBID
3) SMOKE
4) ROSH
5) BLINK
6) W Q R A-CLICK
7) ???
8) PROFIT!!!

>>123929283
god damn son how do you have so much damage? is tony really that strong naturally?

>>123928670
how long until EG can kick RTZ for Zai?

>>123929459
He attack once every 10 minutes

>>123929459
>tfw you have spells to read

anyone know how to write an analysis and synthesis paper

I don't understand Brewmaster. Is he a carry? An initiator/nuker? Why do all the suggested items seem to imply carry, but he sucks at fighting other carries?

>>123929556
brew is just fan service character

>>123929283
DELETE THIS

>>123929197
i would only care if this game meant anything to me. Im more mad because i cant figure out what im doing wrong

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What happened to OPPA DENDI? Did he get worse, or are new players like W33haa just so much better than he ever was?

>>123929528
building as is easy when you get free cleave and +120 dmg

>>123928989
When the other team fluctuates between being a little better and a little worse than you, that means you've found your skill level. Gratz on being a purebred shitter. If you want to start the journey out, learn to farm. I guarantee you that if you play a core and keep up 7-10 cs/min, you will win 90% of your games through 3k.

>>123929654
fatigue and loss of passion

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>>123929654
theyre all dogshit compared to fluffnstuff

the midrole changed, and dendi couldnt cope
Im sure he stayd top tier on a mechanical level for a long time after navi started declining, but after that the average level of pro players caught up with him and it seemed like navi never managed to find someone who actually understood the meta for more than 3 weeks at a time.
they even had FNG and won their last tournament with him but apparantly they simply couldnt work with him.

>>123929556
>25% evasion and crit
He is a very good dps dealer even without ult.
his ult is good cc and wins teamfights early to mid game and you buy carry shit. A basher,vlads and AC grants him nice damage and the auras still apply on ulti.

>>123929654

>dendi's team got worse
>dendi's heroes got shit on
>dendi got worse
>everyone else got better
>dendi was never THAT good to begin with

the end

he was just a posterboy for valve, navi, and slavistan

If Huskar is so easily countered, why is his winrate 10% higher at 5K+ than it is at <2K?

>>123928842
how do your early game this hero. i feel like my farm just disappears once i start going for force staff

>>123930187
>i start going for force staff

>>123930187
Get a support who can lock down and go for early kills

>>123930127
becasue people dont like omnikinght and he is usually a 5th pick.

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>>123929654
>YFW you'll never again get to be the same level of excited as when Dendi picked Pudge in big tourney games

>>123929725
im getting about 460 gpm if that matters. My hero that i have been spaming are TA and tusk. I think i get the problem now though. Im not arguing over mid enough. Every time i get mid i win

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this is the ugliest shirt ever

what was he thinking

>>123929524
rtz is the only reason zai joined eg as a sub

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>it's been a year and a half since TI4 EUhub

how does the time go by

>>123930650
niggers dont think

>>123927245
because she's gay

>>123917057
>this is what happened with ember
it's either brew or oracle.

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>yuros are good at dota
>no competition from Korea

>>123930978
Based Faker poster. Explain to me again why the best video game player in the world doesn't play the higher paying one?

>ritsu has a new team
ayy

>>123930978
POISON TOUCH LEVEL 1 LETS GO

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>>123930978

>>123929654
Reminder that this play did nothing and secret STILL got caught out

>>123930127
because people don't first pick it + people pick it with dazzle winter etc

fucking retard

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>>123930978

>>123931081
Because sponsors pay 10 times more in real money than you get from yuro money that goes bankrupt in 10 years

The Chinese dotards have realized this too dota is so dead even with their "20m prizepool" they never pay

>>123931506
This has been proven wrong though, PPD still makes way more money than any LoL player.

when are they going to remove the random button? ive had my game ruined 3 times by some idiot randoming sniper this week alone.

>RTC just made $1000 streaming a couple games of dota

FUCK ME

I'm pretty glad our guy artour is doing well though

>>123930978
>korea
>good a versatility and adapting

>>123931646
Nice leftis propaganda :)

Back to tumblr with you

Dota sucks and everyone knows it

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>>123931845
Ummm that's wrong. Sorry.

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>>123931845
nice meme u got there buddy

would be a shame if something ..... happened to it

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>>123931984
>universe
BASED

>>123930978
>badSumail

>>123919771

ure mom doesnt stop my dick either

>>123931984
Can you please turn the LoL filter back to on

Oh wait

why rtz keep put that kind of music on his stream?

>>123932210
Underrated joke

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>>123931984
>Arteezy
>22
>Kuro
>21

>>123928827
stack large camp at :53 if radiant
if dire abandon

>>123931984
>rtz
>kuro
KURO WAS RIGHT

im 3.2k mmr and watching the RTZ stream atm and i honestly dont see too much of a difference to my pubs. im pretty damn sure i could slap these people away pret easily

>>123932429
RTZ WAS LEFT

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>>123931984

>autist_2000 i has 3x money as arteezy

>>123932464
That's why you'll stay 3K

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Universe is the most reddit player

>>123932464
when you can't even see why they are better than you, it means that you'll stay in 3k forever

>>123932592
Or you can just stop playing this shitty dead game.

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>play league for 1000 games
>take break get bored
>try dota
>it's funner
>700 matches in i'm still getting matched with/against players who do shit like headress max aura necro
Why are dota players so bad dotards?
My W/L is Positive, you can't say my account is dumpstered.

>>123932676
Dude if you don't like dota you are free to leave, there is the door ---> []

>>123932676

Based RTZ

man 10v10 is ruined so hard by leavers. The games are always over by 15 mins because one person leaves, then it's a chain reaction.

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>>123932564
WTF 2 Universe

>play dota for 1000 games
>take break get bored
>try literally any game
>it's funner

>>123932727
>700
Yeah you're still in normal skill

>>123932727
mmr faggot

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Ok so what if they changed SK's playstyle a little bit to be more fast paced?

For example, lower the cooldown on burrowstrike but also lower the stun time. Allow him to dart around more quickly (like the sand creation that he is.)

Make him able to move anywhere within the AoE of his sandstorm without removing the channel time or his invis (unless attacking). Gives him a better chance to dodge targeted stuns in the AoE of sandstorm.

His E should apply a movespeed slow to its target until it bursts for damage (reduced from current), maybe 2.5 seconds

His ult unchanged.

Or how else to fix this hero?

>>123925631

Well, there's puck, he's a fucking fairy

>>123932464
You can't see the differences because:
-You're 3.2k
-You're not watching it from the team perspective
-You can't see why the player makes a particular decision.
The only thing you can glean is minor mechanics.

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>>123932546
>>123932592

>>123932727
Post fucking dotabuff or who gives a shit

>>123932464
Post fucking dotabuff or who gives a shit

>>123932880
buff the passive or make the range of the stun the same at all levels.

>>123932880

Give burrowstrike a travel speed that increases with level, give him the max range at level 1.
Make fissure a 100% as/ms slow.
Make caustic finale apply to all heroes hit by epicenter with aghs.

>>123932989
I sure baited you into thinking you're 3K trash you 3K trash

>>123932880

alright so first of all thats a nerf to burrowstrike and fuck you he doesn't need one

and literally the only problem with that hero is that his E makes no fucking sense with the rest of his kit

the only reason hes EVER picked is because the other 3 of his skills are actually just that fucking good that it doesn't matter that he only has 3 useful skills

his worst problem for pickrate is that there's no reason to pick him over earthshaker (a hero with 4 skills and better at level 1)

>>123932880
lower stun on burrow is a nerf for his combo with ult tho. as it is right now heroes with force/instant disables/silences are 'immune' to burrow into epi, if the stun duration was reduced by even something small like 0.2-0.3 seconds then many more heroes would be able to fuck his shit up.
inb4 but dont u get blink anyways lolol yeah of course you do but being able to burrow into ult is sometimes much better because reasons

>>123932880
- Caustic Finale is no longer a Unique Attack Modifier

>>123933246
The thing is, what other orbs does sk need?

dead game

>>123933331
OoV

>>123933650
>oov slow : 15%
>Caustic finale slow: 25%
nah. and you better not tell me he gets it for the dot

>>123926347
why they eyes glowing like demon

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>>123933793

how legit is support sven vs a neg armour strat? Is he too big of a mango-dependent meme or is it a legit thing?

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MANTLE + MANTLE + ORB OF VENOM = TORPOR ORB (575 gold)

>Torpor Orb
>+6 Intelligence
>Passive: Chronotoxin
>Deals 6 damage per second for 4 seconds
>Slows movement speed by 15% (8% ranged)
>Slows rate at which other negative debuffs on the target expire by 15% (5 second stun lasts 5.75 seconds)
>Increases rate at which all positive buffs on the target expire by 15% (5 second avatar lasts 4.25 seconds)

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>SF, Ember, WR literally every game 100% no exception
aaaaaaa
This fucking patch needs an emergency deployment right now

>>123933786
>stacking a 25% slow with a 15% is bad
?

>>123934098
it´s ok.
lich is better for that but sven blink aghs is great for initation and extra damage.

>>123932880
Burrowstrike now has 3 charges.

>>123934168
>I can't handle playing the same game
You know there's thousands of other games you could play, right?
Or can you just not afford them, Boris?

>>123934137
Id rather it add 6 pure damage than the gay ass 15% more disable which is broken late game

>>123934168

There needs to be more general nerfs to "spamming, aoe clearing, scaling" mids.

Windranger needs to be nuked from orbit.

our boy ritsu putting rtz into the trash where he belongs

[green]rtz ember spirit[/green]

lmao

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>>123934137
retard logic, 90% of int heros are ranged, and the slow is halved which makes it stupid.
unless you are making this a buff for strength heros (ie ck) but that would still be dumb since you cant upgrade it to anything, the price isnt cut,
int and oov dont mix bro
good try bro but it is just shit, im still baffled by how lotus orb made it in

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oh hi guys just thought this was funny

>just fell from 3100 to 2700
hold me

>>123934984

Who thinks RTZ isn't anything but Pajkatt 2.0 aka Trashman 2.0 already?

>burrowstrike range increased to 550/600/650/700
>caustic finale reworked
Now an ability, like poison attack or frost arrows.
2 second cooldown
12 mana cost
injects poison that damages enemies, if they die they explode
lasts 6 seconds
10/15/20/25 damage per second
doesn't stack
90/130/170/220 explosion damage

fixed desu imo

>>123935134
>only strength heroes should buy urn
>only agility heroes should buy poor mans shield

2K MMR LOGIC DETECTED

WAS NERFING TECHIES A MISTAKE? TUSK RUNS FREE NOW SHITTING IN MOUTHS

>>123935454
>only agility heroes should buy poor mans shield
>implying pms is good on any-tier else, let alone good at all

>>123935342
I like this one

>>123935572
revert the mana changes on tusk and reduce his initial armor and hp.
outside that he is fine.