/ss13g/ - spess men on spess

silicons are massive shits

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second for ghlor is a shitmin

>>123898232
take a massive shit on me, big boy

Honl

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I think this has a decent flow so far and it still needs some obvious shit like disks, but it's working out. I'm modelling it based on Bay.

>>123898128
>I use the transit tubes. They're useful when an EMP artifact shocks half the doors on the outpost and other similar situations only I'll encounter. They also help for an escape route/AFK spot/ambush point since all you need is a spaceproof helmet to not die in them as they have oxygen in them.

Welp. During September FF I said I wanted to add a secondary entrance to the outpost for moving artifacts in but with the transit tubes there that isn't habbening.

>>123898502
Literally nobody cares
It isn't cool
stop posting it

>>123898319
>click button
>message loops over and over
That's all I want to figure out really.
Those "message = "Text here"" kind of messages.

>>123898569
>Giving research botany as many trays as normal botany

This... doesn't feel right

Like, for one, scientists can build their own trays if they really want more, and what's the tradeoff?
>Scientist has better gloves
>Scientist has instant access to autolathe + chem dispenser
>Scientist isn't expected to grow any food or perform any other duties
Why EVER play normal botanist anymore?

>>123898569
That's some big ass xenobotany room. Would be nice to have a small isolated room to check gas spewing plants, or kudzu or kill people with carnivorous plants once nu botany hits

>>123898809
Normal botany has 20, Research has 16.

>>123898569
That seems too much
They don't have to feed a station, it's just the research. Which calls to having a dark area because of the low light plants.

>>123898684
Forever?

for(1 to INFINITY)
user << "Fuck, this message is literally going to loop forever. This literally a horrible idea what the fuck was I thinking?"
sleep(10)

>>123898869
That's a very small sacrifice for what he just said.

What's your favorite gimmick as Chief Engineer?

I end up getting way too involved in the station and just get stressed out.

Is it acceptable for a CE to go full validhunter if the antag depressurizing and emagging shit?

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>>123898837
I'm adding connectors for this.

>>123898912
Bauds is removing the light shit from exotic seeds because it's never worked.

>>123898958
Okay I'll reduce it.

>>123898952
Ahhhhhh, that's how, I knew it had something to do with sleep() but the DM guide wasn't very clear.
Thank you!

>>123899105
Be sure to read up on the differences between sleep and spawn

Also if you want to delay something after the sleep/spawn you need to indent it, but understand that in this case I didn't need to because it was at the end of the loop

>>123899065
Don't forget to add a full set of botany tools. Current xenobotany doesn't even have a plant analyzer or a mini hoe.

>>123899065
will we start with strange seeds or will it be strictly for seeds found on the roid?

>>123899065
>Baystation
TRIGGERED.
Everytime I see that station it makes me cringe how long it takes to load up and move around.
It's the jankiest piece of shit but goddamn do I love some of their features.

>>123898972
>CE validhunter
it would be better to play taskmaster and make sure your underlings are fixing the mess while you act as a threat to ensure no new ones are created, and that their work isn't interrupted.

>>123899105
It's worth mentioning that sleep has nothing to do with making it happen forever. The for loop is what makes it happen forever.

The sleep is so that it only happens once per second instead of just freezing the game permanently.

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>>123899207
It already does.

>>123899256
They have something we don't (non shit xenobotany)

>>123899242
I guess, I don't know.

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>>123898569
It's alright, those tubes are more useful than those isolation room doors to the outside I suggested.

That, and watching half the outpost becomes N2O/plasma because an artifact got exposed to oxygen never gets old.

>>123898581
That is how I feel about every post in this thread so I guess opinions don't count for much, huh?

>>123899363
it doesn't have a hatchet or a plant analyzer

>>123899478
Or a plant bag

>>123898303

>>123899579
>>123899478
The vending machine lacks the hatchet but has both analyzers and bags.

>>123899478
Speaking of hatchets and axey things, why can't the fire axe turn logs into wood planks like a hatchet?

>>123899579
>>123899363
also a water tank or two, I mean yeah sure you can get water from the chemisty station but it's just not as practical

>>123899363
What the fuck even is glyphosate. It doesn't appear anywhere else, can't be made in chemistry as far as I know.

Looks like it's weed killer, but we already have that, it's called plant-b-gone.

>>123899728
search for /obj/item/weedkiller/triclopyr . I don't know.

>>123899696
Yeah that's part of the small obvious stuff that I'm adding now, while reducing the rooms size.

>>123899696
Or welder into the bathroom and use the sink there.

A sink instead of water tanks would work.

>>123899687
Chainsaws when
Chainsaw arms when

>>123899881
>>123899728
It's part of ancient botany1, weedkillers aren't even reagents

>>123899964
About time we (probe) retouched xenobotany then, if it still has that shit it must be extremely fucking old.

>>123898581
I was just about to make a remark just like this.

It wasn't even that special the first time.

>>123899916
Don't speak of /tg/ here. If it's on TG it's shit. If its on VG it's good. No exceptions.

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>>123900305
>VG

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>>123900305
>VG

>>123900380
>>123900391
My hands didn't want to move to the slash mark on my computer, it takes too much time to press it.

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>>123900123
It's weird that there's all this hatred toward just posting a screenshot from the game, versus, say the first reply to the thread or the fourth. Do people just hate being reminded of the game in the thread now?

Think about it, two people went out of their way to comment how much they dislike that particular post ignoring all the other ones around it that are similar low-quality posts that don't really bring anything new to the table. Why?

Does this picture make you mad too? I've posted it a lot.

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>>123900305
>VG

>>123900557
>Do people just hate being reminded of the game in the thread now?

Yeah, man, that's totally it.

Round over that fast

Holy shit what we're the Newcops on?

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K E E P E R
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P
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>>123900798
Sorry first time being newcop.
I promise I'll git gud

>>123900557
No, because it's actually funny. Fucking vox.

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>tfw when you going berserker all over an ops with an axe
Two ops died because of me. and their own idiocy but I'm claim responsibility

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>>123900952
I guess, but just for example, the post before it that got no disdainful replies: "Honl" - that's not funny. That's something that just gets posted all the time.

I dunno, I think people just get triggered by pictures of the game. Have another old repost.

>>123900965
You scratched one, and the other (myself) killed you. The guy with the energy gun was responsible for killing the other one, you did jack shit.

>>123901087
Why do all of our nukeops now seem only slightly more competent than those guys?

W-was I a good reporter?

Daily Reminder: The Sec Line goes
>HoS is leading entirety of sec
>If there is no HoS Warden becomes HoS
>If there is no Warden or HoS then Detective upon willing becomes HoS
>If there is no Warden, HoS, or Detective then a whoever volunteers to be HoS gets it.

If anyone disagrees they can fuck off.

>>123901182
Axe lad made one op bleed out and die, and that op's E implant made another one bleed out and die.

>>123901276
No you were annoying

>>123901279
> If there is no Warden or HoS then Detective upon willing becomes HoS

no

>>123898303
>Job
Fuckin funny shit right there, buddy

>>123901289
I'm pretty sure the other op would have been fine if not for the guy with an Egun.

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>>123901250
People practice greytide every day
They practice Nook Ops maybe once a month

>>123898569
I'm going to ask for science transfer every shift if this goes through. There's no point in being a botanist anymore.

>>123901182
The whole point was the bleed and bleed you did.
It's a death sentence, as your learned.

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>>123899065
Why can't we have an advanced light/panel where you can dim the lights?

Why do hydroponics trays not have built-in lights or heaters if it was gonna be so important?

Why can we still not refill tanks and have them reflect the reagent inside with a translucent tank?

>>123901426
Op 2 bled out from being blown up.

>>123901279
No, the detective is an ace dick, his office is isolated because he's only roughly united with the sec team. A detective should only step it up if there are NO OTHER sec members.

That being said, I am cool with detective doing arrests especially if sec is super limited.

>>123901539
>Why do hydroponics trays not have built-in lights
Prepare to be surprised

>>123901582
>there are people who genuinely believe detective shouldn't be able to arrest

I'll never understand this.

>>123901770
This.
We always need an extra hand.

>>123901674
I remember the one time bob dylan was a fucking nuke ops. We spent 45 minutes planning only to have 2 people get teleported to the clown roid where the RD was, they got killed by the RD, then bob Tp'd onto the station, told the other nuke ops to go left and killed him, then bob tried to space himself WITH THE DISK. That round was a fucking disaster

Who here in THE YEAR 2525

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>>123901972
>The year 2525

IT'S 2015!

>>123901972
we 2559 now

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>>123902063

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Nearly done I think.

>>123901456
People have been complaining that xenobotany job is shit since it was added. Either remove the job or accept the improvement. I don't want the job personally but that's just me. I think it shouldn't be in research at all.

>>123900557
>that was my screenshot
>I've posted it once
>I've seen it posted a half dozen times
AM I POPLAR

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>>123902425
I am the one who posts it every time

And yes you are a meme

>>123902425
>2 smartfridges
>it's 2015
COME ON

>>123901770
>sec shits who arrest the detective/IAA when they try to get gear
>sec shits who do this even when the sec wing itself is under attack by nukeops/cult/revs/etc

It's a taser, not an energy gun.
>muh stuns equal to lethals
Jesus christ.

>>123901579
Op 1 was put into dying BY A DUDE WITH AN ENERGY GUN.

>>123902762
IAA literally does not have Weapon Permit access nor access to the weapons lockers which would let him get a taser.

>>123902762
Arresting the detective is retarded by IAAs are NOT security and most of the time are just self rightous greyshits

>>123903003
>by
But*

WHERE CATBOI CURSE AT

>>123902762
>>123903003
Honestly I have no problems with IAA's. They are a roleplay heavy class but they DO NOT need sec items. They are not sec. You don't see the fucking board of education carrying tasers when looking at a school.

>>123902762
IAA has no business being armed (except when shit goes down).

They're supposed to be neutral observers.

>>123903215
This meme is already stale.

>>123903381
My sexuality is not a meme.

>>123902972
>>123903003
Yes, which means he needs to ask. Arresting for that is crazy.
I intended for the second statement to cover the IAA bit more. From the wiki:
> IA takes little direct action in all but the most extreme cases
a direct attack on the station by nukeops, cult, revs, etc. is an extreme case. Especially if they're fighting their way to the brig.
>IA has been entrusted by CentComm to take whatever actions necessary to ensure the sanctity of the station.
This covers weapons and fighting back.

As he needs to request gear, the warden/HoS/captain does have authority over whether he receives it, meaning they have final say over what an "extreme" situation is. Most IAAs are greyshits, yes, but in the right situation there are worse crew members to give a weapon to, situationally depending on how the IAA has been acting that round of course.

I defend issuing weapons to the IAA if the situation permits it. This is in line with the IAA not having his own weapon access and requiring aid of another.

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>>123901456
Okay how does this sound, a full botany suite still but only 8 or maybe 10 trays, down from 16.

>>123903816
There's nothing wrong with handing out a weapon to anyone you judge reasonable (e.g.: emptying the armory when wizzyman or horror form comes out), but if an IAA tries to tailgate into sec storage and bag a taser, he's getting cuffed.

>>123903816
>tfw i send reports on each of the heads
>tfw the admins send a fax back to me

It.... it's a lonely life as an IAA when you know a fax is the best part of your job.

>>123903865
xenobotany currently has 6 trays right ?

The only thing this changes is adding badly needed tools, the xenobio machines and 2 trays.

There's no reason to whine about those changes. It makes the research botanist role relevant and actual botany has easier access to the entire station / has way more trays / isn't in the antag outpost.

>>123903865
Yes

Why so much open space? What goes there?

>>123904186
Dirt trays or hydroponic trays if the player wants to expand.

I'll cut it down.

>>123904163
Alrighty.

>>123904186
>kudzu growing space

>>123903865
Holy fuck dude. The point is being a botanist and like that if ANY OTHER JOB. Your soul purpose is to take care of the station and give everyone the needed supplies. Thats like allowing med bay to make borgs and mechs. It completely fucks over another job. Being a mapper doesn't mean you take into consideration 1 job. It means you take into consideration how that changes effects the station as a whole. Research botany doesn't need to be a thing because it completely fucks over botany being the 1 job that can actually do this shit making it unique.

What if Geneticists could repair the station and got hard suits?

What if engineers got the ability to research shit.

Think about the station as a whole before you make a significant change to a job.

>>123904380
There's already a xenobotany job and a xenobotany. I'm not adding anything new. I'm rehauling the dust cupboard it had.

If you don't want there to be a xenobot research job then convince people to axe it and I will remove it. But we have one, and people complain that it is terribly implemented.

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>>123904380
After a hard time trying to read this I think you are wrong.

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Pete Zuh whispers, "Please give me more burgers"
Your prayers have been received by the gods.
You have been banned by ghlor.

>>123904604
Wow, I haven't played in a while if Xenobotany is a thing. But seriously Xenobotany is fine as long as you don't give them fucking seed packet dispensers. That is my main problem with your "research botany" it shouldn't exist considering botanists already research shit unless they are shitters and think, "le high as fuck maymay" is funny.

>>123904675
Ghlor needs to calm his shit down.

>>123904675
Damnit Pear

>>123904825
They already had those vending machines. I've added:
2 additional trays.
The two xenobotany machines.
A smart fridge
A hatchet.
A water tank.
Some connectors and waste pipes so tray lids can be used properly to expel dangerous gasses.
Disks for plant genomes
Some tables, office supplies and a chair.

Has anyone heard of this new "super maint" idea? I for one think it's pretty ingenious.

After all, what maintains maint? That's where super maint comes in. It would be a z-level situated "below" the normal station (Think hyperia) and only accessible from certain hatches in normal maint. And it's like maint but so much maintier: dark, inaccessible and dangerous. Hidden catches scattered around. Lost mechanical rooms. Secret passages.

Vaults used for dangerous, illicit science experiments. Even the occasional xenos. It could even be procedurally generated easily, since it wouldn't intersect with departments. What's not to like about super maint?

So what do you think about the next generation of maint?

>>123904825
Research botanist is a thing, that's why there are trays in the asteroid. As of now they either have to sneak up and steal the botanist's machines or print new ones because Botany never gives them away.
It's a common conception that botanists only play the job because "dude weed lmao". Not always the case but most common.

If you don't give them seeds, what will they research?

>>123904825
Or just remove Xenobotany machines from Botany so if botanists want to fuck around with exotic plants they can do that off station instead of getting the shuttle called every other shift because of kudzu.

>>123905257
fuck off with this hippie meme

>>123904825
Mate, current xenobotany already has a seed packet dispenser. The only thing this update is adding are actual xenobotany machines, 2 trays, and a set of actual botany tools.

The only thing I'm not 100% behind is the smart fridge. Since the only purpose it has is allowing the chef to store fruits easily. The seed extractor does the seed storage well enough for the research botanist.

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>>123905257
I think you might be trolling, but this sounds pretty fucking cool

>>123902904
Op 1 bled the fuck out from the axe.

>>123905257
stop forcing this, retard

>>123905254
My only gripe with research bot is that again it takes the joy out of being a botanist. The point is to research plants to benefit the station. If you give that to R&D then whats the point? It's just grow plants and give them to the chef instead of Grow plants, Give them to the chef, Mutate them for good stats and other mutations to give to various departments.

I'd rather not have my favorite job just boiled down to 1 dimensional bullshit.


>>123905257
Super maint sounds fun. Now code it and map it faggot.

>>123905257
This is copypasta from the last thread.

>>123905554
That was the same issue I had but the two of us don't represent everyones opinion and most of the conversation is about how poor xenobotany is rather than it should be removed.

The concept is botanists on station can grow shit for everyone and mutate as much as they like while research botanists are secluded and try to make perfect seeds for botanists... or something. I really don't think it works in practice and is just a guy autisming by himself that won't effect the station.

Still, people want it therefore I am making it workable since as it stands its shit.

>>123905554
>The point is to research plants to benefit the station.

It's a shame that we rarely get a botanist who does this. Usually it's Ayy weed lmao or Ayy im black watermelons lmao.

I fucking hate botany sometimes.

>>123905554
The point of xenobotany research is to allow researchers to research kudzu / plasma spewing plants / incredibly deadly fruits, without harming anyone.

If you start producing cyanide potatoes as an actual botanist, guess what the fuck is going to happen as soon as you turn your back. Someone's gonna mistake it for actual potatoes.

If you release experimental slime toxin carnivorous plasma spewing kudzu as an actual botanist you'll get bant.

Research botanist is a way to get people to work on incredibly dangerous things way out of the fucking station. Like virology, xenobio or toxins, they're all more or less isolated for a reason.

>>123905919
>plasma spewing kudzu

Holy fuck I get I haven't played in a few months but what the fuck is this actually a thing now?

>>123905808
Well now that everyone has actually shown me what research bot is all about I agree honestly. I just thought it was, "ayy mutate plants and do botanists job for him" but now I can see that it's for the dangerous shit that can end a round. Honestly sounds fun.

>>123905554
Would giving regular botanists access to xenobotany work?
The main thing is simply to have the dangerous plants in a separate room, it seems.

I miss ss13. Mac is suffering.

>>123906137
Any plant can spew any gas or synthesize any chemical now.

Any plant can get the "vigorous growth" (kudzu) mutation.

Normal kudzu is pretty harmless now.

>>123906557
Nigga i'm on a chrome book until I get a new hard drive. This shit can't even play flash games at more then 5 FPS. It doesn't have a capslock key and all I can do on steam is chat considering NOTHING is compatible with google OS

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>>123906557
>mac
what were you THINKING

>>123906734
Are you seriously just using the chromeos and not even booting into a crouton chroot? good god man! That sounds like hell. I keep mine around purely for the late night browsing in bed, their design decisions with the keyboard are pants on head retarded.
liberate yourself for fucks sake!

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Alright hows it look. The only things changed since this screenshot are the addition of two plant analyzers, which I assumed were in the vend but were not.

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>>123907781
Also apparently you can hide inside fire-safety closets. I'm not really sure why we have these and they look like old code.

we ded

>>123906557
virtual machine?

>>123907965
reminds me of a better version of the emergency o2 wall thngs you can't even put shit back into.
an example of one is in the telecomms airlock chamber.

>>123907965
I've survived Nar-Sie hiding in those medical/first aid and fire closets.

Shit's useful.

>>123907781
Nice work.

I suppose if someone wanted to play around with temperatures for the plants you'd leave that up to someone to set up during the round? Same deal with a botanist getting a chem dispenser.

>>123907965
I'm calling on feature

>>123907965
They are literally just closets, but anchored and with a pixel offset to appear like they're on the wall

Try welding it apart

>>123908181
Good point, I'll add one additional connector so canisters of gas can be wrenched in and out easily.

>>123907965
that's pretty pointless when you can just hop into the tube and be invulnerable for the rest of the round

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>>123907965
>Surprise Fire Safety Courses

The horror

>>123907623
I mean on the bright side i'm only stuck with this thing for 2 days and both those days I have work so i'm distracted from this awful, awful, OS.
when I tried to type in caps I forgot capslock isn't a thing and opened a fucking search window. I hate this thing so much.

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Remember guys, this is a thing.

>>123909128
Yeah I knew this was a thing. It barely works. only like 2 carps will follow you or be friendly. The rest will fucking attack you with no mercy.

>atmos tech
>see some engi dragging other into maint
>fucker tries to get me too
>try to scrubglove him
>he talismans me
>converted
>gave me full researched book few minutes into round
>make parapens from injectors
>drug hop and some assistant at the same time
>kill hop and convert greyshit
>go change my ID to all access at arrivals
>officer walks by and sees me doing it
>stun and behead him
>sax around with sec borg
>ditch him and blow all borgs
>disable tcomms
>build comm console in atmos
>recall shuttle like 3 times
>flood bridge with sleep gas
>plant diona and convert botania
>convert dionas as they are born
>converting and beheading all implanted crew
>cult size achieved
>start dragging cultists one by one to narsie summon place
Busy round, I just wanted to autism with pipes.

>>123906734
shitty mac guy here
I had a chromebook at one point too. I know your pain, jesus christ.
>>123906850
christmas present from an old mewho wanted to rape me. found out I use computers, called me "techno" and "gizmo" all the time, loved fox news and got arrested for kidnapping and assault.
>>123908031
I'll look into that.

>>123909490
>Break one cannister of NO2
>L33T ATMOS SKILLZ

Can we get a link to those songs at the end there?

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>plan to spend the whole round relaxing on the beach
>some guy comes up to me and pulls out a cult sword and kills me
>get cloned and break in to captains office, he's holed up in there and already knows about the cult
>I cower in the corner while he starts shooting people
>we call ERT too late to stop the cult
>escape in the arrivals pods
>the captain... didn't make it

Sorry to everyone I had to leave behind

>>123909490
Knowing there are people who know how to play cultist depresses me.

The wiki page is confusing as fuck and last time I tried to make the converting words I got the cult caught because the engineer decided he wasn't going to be converted no matter what I did

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>>123909583
I was not expecting an answer like that

>>123909771
Yes please. The last chill one was very good

>>123909839
>>123909812
WOOOOOOOOOAAHHHH

>>123909830
I'll be offering cult lessons for observers next round.

>>123909812
>>123909839
HIVEMIND

HIVEMIIIIIIND

>that lackage of guns
Everybody got one egun
We couldn't stand the chance, but Reuben was a badass

RIP Cluge

>>123909865
>>123909771
third

>>123909921
>cult lesson
>have work

Rip me.

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>Join late
>welderbomb a dead catbeast just to be sure
>get put in as ERT to stop the cult
>NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
>first time seeing Nar-sie so get the genius idea to release Singulo to kill her
>nah that's a rule broken even though round is basically over
>get a 3 day ban
Well I gotta say
It was kinda worth it

Has mrpain killed himself yet

>>123910037
A legend among chodes.

>>123909839
yeah shit was crazy.
also, hivemind.

>>123909771
+

Cheers to the botanist for doing hardcore farming there, allowed me to cook up some real gucci shit

>>123910123
>>nah that's a rule broken

Nigga what

That's against the rules?

But it's

It's fucking HUAMNITY loosing God's against each other, one being man-made of course...

Shitmins pls

>>123909771
The music when Nar'sie appeared was beyond epic

>>123910123
>>123910252
Personally I thought three days was a bit too harsh, but Pain and Dragonbro agreed on 3 days. Rip shitter

>>123910123
Who banned you anon senpai? Most of the old admins are chill and don't give a single fuck what you do after narsie gets released.

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>>123910123
Can... can I blow up Nar-Sie?

>>123910373
>Pain
>Dragonbro

wowo what a surprise

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>>123910123
>her

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>INSTANT ICK OCK REVEALING IT'S A LING ROUND
Just restart now, janitor is one of the lings and so is one medical doctor so expect to see husks coming out of genetics.

>>123910496
>pain
He hasn't seriously killed himself yet?

>>123910373
Eh?

It started as a week, we disputed about it. I called the singuloose legit, and it was 3day over making a breach in a public area plus history.

>>123910463
T'was Ghlor but only after he discussed it with the other elder gods

I ain't got nothing against the admins and I'll happily wait out my ban but I think it's still kinda fuckey that I got banned for shit I did after nar-nar got released. But hey, rules are rules.

>>123910849
>making breaches in public areas

Is this seriously a rule now?

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Has anyone ever ERP'd with a clown?

>>123911202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUUSDcp0zLk
>You will never see a clown like Pixi

If you're playing xenoarch and you find cultist or syndicate stuff, is it valid to take an antag role?

>>123911129
I welderbombed a cat beast in tool storage. I expected a ban for it but Ghlor congratulated me for it.

>>123911129
Explosions and a lack of air tends to kill people, so doing it as a non antag's pretty fucky to say the least.

Honestly would've been dayban at most if we were considering that round only, but apparently we gotta take previous happenings into account now as of Policy 7

>>123911202
no ;_;

>>123911202
I miss Rainicorn.

>>123910132
>>123910738
Is this the birth of a new meme?

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>>123911350
>tfw no sexy clown waifu to impregnate

>>123911437
I'm worried about your mental health with the stress of being an admin mrpain

>>123911383
What previous ban worthy shit have I done? I only remember getting banned for shooting someone's head off and a job ban because I was VERY new to chemist and thought it would be funny to make death pills.

>>123911642
It's a combo of notes and bans that we go off of, not just bans.

I don't want to post your notes in the thread without your permission, and because muh anonymity there's no way ot know for sure if you're actually giving permission or not

>>123910123
If you weren't so busy beating the shit out me, then maybe cult wouldn't win.

>>123911854
Post my notes if you want

I guess to prove it's me, I was teaching my new friend WeekendBoss how to play last night, that's something only we would know.

>>123911120
>Ghlor

Of fucking course he was.

>>123911362
Unless you get big text saying YOU ARE A TRAITOR, then why would you try to traitor?

>>123911617
Ok

>>123911362
There's a rare xenoarch find that can make you tator, called the syndicate uplink.

>>123912181
Maybe not tater, but with some special clearance and paperwork... maaaaaybe you could start a countercult to protect the station using some willing greyshits.

>>123911854
>admins now go off of combos of notes and previous bans

Shit I was thinking about rejoining but now i'd have to be a law abiding citizen or it's a perma for me.

>>123911617
DeadPool here, being an admin is ezpz. Least it is in based lowpop.

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>>123910123
What the fuck?

I'd appeal that shit nigga.

>>123912397
Ask yourself if you're antagonizing the station or not. If not, it's probably ok.

Of course, you can always ahelp and see.

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Ghlor
see

>>123904852

Lay off the trigger, buddy.

>>123912674
Ok, good to know. You can never be too sure with this sort of thing. I have enough trouble as it is wrangling slimes.

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Ghlor needs a vacation. I'm not talking about a deadmin but he needs to seriously just not admin for a week for his own mental health. I really like Ghlor, but I think the stress of dealing with shitters is getting to him.

Ghlor, if you're in the thread, take a breather.

>>123912612
They said if I appealed then they prolly wouldn't do anything

It's just 3 days, I can wait it out.

>>123912935
Yeah sadly only N3X and oldmins actually look at appeals. thank god they haven't unbanned omega

>>123912935
Yeah. You say that, now. Wait a couple of hours and then you get an itch, the next day you've got a rash from your shoulder all the way down to your knuckles.
Next them you know you're dozing off and seeing 2D spessmen shooting each other.
Then, footsteps start sounding like squeaky clown shoes.
You don't want to know what happens after day 1.

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>>123912935
Nigga, as an ex-admin of two years and ex-headmin of half a year, believe me. That's a bullshit ban and you should appeal it. Get Nuke to look at it, and if he denies it, take it to Pomf.

>>123913098
Pls come back and save us from shitmins senaat

>>123913078
I was banned for 3 days for inciting a black riot which killed 3 sec officers. The chaplain fucking cremated them whilst we knocked them down. It was a valiant fight and was the first time I found out centcomm had a perma brig. it was like my third day of playing too

>>123912935
The round was pretty much over, we even got our OBJECTIVES COMPLETE APC AND STATION DESTROYED.
It doesn't matter after that, especially since it's just Harvesters murderboning as we wait out the inevitable admin restart.

>>123913226
I remember that, i was the one that banned you!

That's the only time i used admin jail without it being an accident.

>>123913221
Nah, i just shout at people in the thread instead. It's like being an admin but more effective.

>>123913098
You must have missed the whole "not allowing greytiding" thing then.

>>123912720
It's time to stop posting, Pete.

>>123913324
Is this why we get bombed every time the shuttle docks at centcomm?

>>123913324
What?

Did you quote the wrong person?

>>123913317
long live tray tray

>>123913409
What?
I don't even know how to make a bomb beyond blowing up a small room.

>>123913450
Maybe I'm thinking of a different ban then.

Contrary to common belief, Nar-Sie is not unkillable with a singulo. Both he and a max-size singulo are size 9, but a singulo has 1 larger consume radius. A full power singulo can eat him. And that's not even going SSJ.

>>123913078
>>123913098
>>123913232
Well fuck
Everyone seems to think my ban is bullshit. I guess I'll make an appeal later, couldn't hurt.

Also, I'm still waiting for my notes to be posted. I wanna see how big a shitter I am and I don't care if everyone sees. I gotta know what kind of shit I should stop doing.

>>123913767
Told you, I ain't gonna post em in the thread.

Some other admin who's more lax probably will though

Ask in the appeal, I'll post em there.

>>123913623
I wish i hadn't accidentally deleted my folder of reaction images 'cause i'm confused as fuck.

>>123913767
Make an appeal and Ill post your notes in the thread you make.

Hell, I'll be nice and suggest it get knocked down to a one day.

>>123913767
No one really cares what your notes are after a couple of minutes of seeing them.
It's a metaclub conspiracy to keep admins around so they can feel relevant

>>123913862
Sure thing. I'll prolly be back on at 10 or 12.

>>123913317
Was it DragonBro that put H0l3Mak3r and another guy in the Centcom courtroom when they killed each other over who got to have the salvage shuttle and both were ahelping, so he just plopped both of them into the courtroom and let them argue with each other?

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>>123913974
Yes.

>While doing this, another admin drops in a shit ton of spellbooks because of a wish
>mfw trying to stop them from shooting each other as somebody pressed Gun fever about 12 times, giving us about 4 guns each

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>>123913409
That guy isn't Pete. I don't even complain about ghlor.

>>123914157
>varediting the name of a flashbang to THE JUDGES GAVEL

I had a good time that day.

>>123909812
I was the mime
That guy killing you was fucked up

>>123913897
>>123913862
>>123913940
Say, can I make an appeal on mobile? My little brother's playing Shovel Knight on my computer right now so I'm stuck on my phone.

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>>123914201
>complain

I believe you mean to say, "bring attention to an issue that needs correcting."

>>123914354
Can you get to this website from your phone?

http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/

>>123914354
Yes just go to the forum and make an appeal using the format provided.

It'll be clunky but it'll work.

>>123911120
>elder gods
>pain and dragon

Dragon's pretty cool from what I've seen but Ghlor and Pain are fucking terrible

>>123914354
>Ghlor has wronged an innocent, family loving and supporting man of morals grounded on virtues of purity and maturity

He can't keep getting away with this!

>>123914552

>Ghlor and Pain are fucking terrible

quoting for truth

>>123914552
>pretty cool

He's questionable at best, guy's mentally decayed since he first became admin

>>123914616
That's an unavoidable consequence of the position.

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>>123914552
>Ghlor and Pain are fucking terrible

This anon speaks truth.
And I say this as a goody-two-shoes who's never been banned on this server for more than 15 minutes, and that was over a year ago, mind you, it was an ACCIDENT.

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is anyone currently coding a version of supermaint?

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k final edition unless anyone has anything to say.

>>123914841
Brush up on those tile patterns.

3/10 try harder next time

>>123914764
I've only been banned once and it was because velard was too fucking lazy to check my antag status

>>123914913
It's intentional . The correct tiles are missing and I'm not going to continue. It looks nice.

>>123914917
Ah yes. Another of the admin greats.
Thank Christ he shitposted his way into oblivion.
I really tried to like that guy, but god damn.

>>123911202
NO ERP ON THIS SERB
NO EXCEPTIONS


but seriously, if you want ERP go to vore. here you'll be banned the moment you try anything even vaguely sexual

>>123914836
No, and they never will unless you put on your big boy pants and do it yourself. I generally find the amount of demand for a feature is inversely proportional to how likely that feature will ever be coded.

>>123912316
has anyone actually ever found one? I've never even seen one of the things before outside of bus.

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If I sprited more fat jumpsuit variations would that be okay or would people get mad at me

I get the placeholder is supposed to look ridiculous, and that some outfits don't fit for gameplay reasons, but it seems like it'd be something quick and easy to do and I wanna contribute.

What are some ways to paralyze someone without the help from someone else or using tator tools?

>>123914604
>>123914585
>>123914552
>>123914425
Ghlor here. Feel free to make an admin complaint or deadmin request at any time.
It'd be more productive than just stewing around shitposting.

>>123915360
It's better than the black and pink placeholder sprites for most suits when you're fat

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>>123915313
why is there a syndicate uplink embedded in solid rock

why are there artifacts on an asteroid

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>>123915360
Why would anyone get mad at you for making fatsuits or jumpsuits for fatasses?

>>123915482

ghlor you're not in control here

you don't get to tell anyone what to do. kill yourself you hall monitor retard

>>123915475
Zombie powder, chloral, stoxin, toolbox to the head

>>123915482
>people disapproving of your actions are shitposters

Never change, Ghlor.
Get some god damn self-insight.

>>123915527
I-I dunno, I get teased enough as is for playing a fat character, someone might say I was fat-enabling or something by making the jumpsuits look less silly.

>>123914841
What's the point of botanist now?

Science has round start chem dispenser and everything botany has.

Increase science job cap if you merge this, I'll never be botanist again.

>>123915482
but that's too much work and nothing will probably come out of it anyway

shitposting is a lot easier

>>123915360
That would be a godsend at this point, I think probe even made a feature request on the github about it if you want more specifics.

Is there an admin that has never pissed anyone off?

>>123915690
Shut up fatty

>>123915475
Neurotoxin drink. It's really easy to make, actually.

>>123915690
Just sprite them, man, no one is going to judge you much, you chubbychasing fetish fuck.

>>123915815
elim
pomf

>>123910102
Ask Yred or Deity any time you're free for cult lessons. Admins might be willing to oblige.

>>123915648
Then that means you have some evidence that can go towards a deadmin request/admin complaint.
Go make one.
>>123915716
Pls. I've wasted over five years of my life on spess. I want off of this wild ride.

>Paramedic
>Try to save lives
>Drag two bodies to escape through Singulohell, one grabbed, the other ctrl-clicked
>Get there, use what little medical supplies I can
>Few other doctors try to help
>"We can make it"
>Robutticist comes in and eswords the lot of them
>Fucks around with toxins for the rest of the round

iMad

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>>123915879
thanks

>>123915815
There's always some garnering of distaste; however, some just have a natural talent for being a magnet for it.

>>123915994

>>123915705
Botanist makes plants for the chef and mass consumption
Research botanist improves plants, maybe for consumption.

Its like saying that you won't play engineer anymore because mechanics exists

>>123915934
>what is the drungi fiasco
>what is the skeleton fiasco

>>123916152
>implying drungi legitimately pissed anyone off
He was so profusely apologetic that everyone who was actually mad felt bad for getting so butthurt

>>123916152
That's bullshit. Science is already a giant fucking bloat with their own snowflake station.

There's no reason to play botanist now since you can get everything and even a chem dispenser at roundstart as a scientist, without so much as moving a finger.

>>123916152
>>123916231
What was drungi?

Bring back skeletons please

i want to wear fucking pants

>>123916348
Skeletons are cracked and never coming back.
Go cry about your meme race elsewhere.

>>123916331
How is it possible to be this new?
How long has it been since Drungi?

>>123916331
DRUNGI
DRUNGI
Drungi was a man
I mean, he was a pirate man
Or maybe he was just a shitty bus
But he was still Drungi!
DRUNGI!
DRUNGI!

>>123916419
If it was within the last few months I just missed it.

>>123916405
>skeletons are removed

Why? >tfw rip jones bones

>>123916419
Some of us bailed out during Med RP and played other games to wait out that disaster.
I didn't know the details of Drungi until last month, and I've been playing since mid 2013 on /vg/.

>>123916330
Why do you need a chem dispenser as botanist?

Mechanics can make one at roundstart
MoMMIs can make one at roundstart
Cargo can make one at roundstart
Chemists start with two

>>123916589
Because pomf was angry and had to merge a rewrite for carbon speeds.

>>123916589
I think they're just whitelisted now. Which is a shame, I liked being a skeleton sometimes.

>>123916694
Some plants like corn and other mutations give chemicals that you can't get any other way.

>>123916152
>research botanist improves plants aka MUTATES THEM

Isn't that the point of being a botanist? If thats the case fuck research botany.

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>>123916348
plasmamen exist

add a race that does something new

>>123916694
Because good botany requires a fuckton of chemicals and the chemist is never patient enough to keep dishing out unstable mutagen and diethylamine

>>123898569
Can there be emergency blast doors to cut off out of control weeds?

>>123916848
>add a race that does something new

H-h-h-h-h-h-h-here we go.

>skeletons gone
>greys still here

>Yet again stole an ID to empty out sec as nonantag. I'll rectify the timer on this soon. Wether it be increased or decreased, who knows. You pull this shit off often with no remorse.
>someone literally got banned until the 7th of december for this

Seriously, Ghlor? Banning a person over a clear IC issue such as this one that doesn't remove anyone from the round?

At this point it's just sad and hilarious to see all these shitmins pumping out horrible bans every so often. You faggots allowed this to happen, so get fucked.

Also, just a reminder that not even baystation issues bans that are this bad.

>>123916694
Chem dispenser is needed for the obscene amounts of mutagen you use to do any mutations. All the fun plants are locked behind a mutagen/radium wall.

As it is science gets an even better equipped botany, including the dispenser and goddamn gas connector ready trays.

Delete entire outpost when, cancerous growth that just keeps on getting shit when science is already a gun printing, bomb making, jack of all trades department.

The one thing that it didn't have is xenobotany, even that they could just build and order disks from cargo.

They can even fucking mine their own materials, needing 0 interaction with outside world.

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>>123917006
>vox still exist as non-antags
>raiders never

>>123902425
>I don't want the job personally

This is why mappers are always shit. They have biases against certain jobs and thus make them obsolete.

>>123917076
>steals IDs as non antag
>griefs entire department and steals everything as non antag
>security of all the places
>WOW SHITMIN BANNING ME
how do you retards manage to breathe

you're worse than greyshits screaming shitcurity after they get caught murdering someone

>>123917076
to be fair pete does do that a lot

>>123916887
not without a tooth ache. Surely the windoor with stop them.

>>123917104
>Obscene amounts
Have you played botanist in a year?

You can get your mutation ezpz with 10 radium no problem. I've never, ever -- not even once -- required more than 20 to get a mutation.

Besides the fact that there are only 5 plants you'd ever want that need mutations.

>>123917275
Seems more like an IC issue.

>>123916973
how about

Invertebrate
>mute
>four arms
>x3 damage from cutting weapons
>x2 damage from cold burns
>constantly whine that the station is too cold, refuse to EVA
>absorb food through their hands, has to be liquid, need gloves to do any chemistry because they'll ingest anything on contact

>>123917520
>mute
>constantly whine

>>123917520
>need gloves to do any chemistry because they'll ingest anything on contact
But they'll only be touching the beakers, not the chemicals themselves.

>>123917275
Yeah thats an IC issue buddy also
>admin shitposting without trip

Looks like we got velard 2.0 here

>>123917257
That is the opposite of what happened here. I gave it too much love despite thinking the job shouldn't exist. All the feedback has been to roll it back and I have. Now it's better than it was but still not as good as botany on the main station.

>>123917275
It's a pure IC issue. Sure, it might be a shit move, but it's a FUCKING IC ISSUE. No one gets removed from the round because of that, neither does the round become unplayable.

Don't like it? Then do something about it ICly, faggot. But don't start whining to the shitty interventionist admins like Ghlor because you're a dumb unrobust cunt.

Outright giving WEEK BANS to people for this? Oh fuck off Ghlor. SS13 is supposed to be a fun game, not a shitty nanny state.

>>123917520
>>Four arms
heheheheHEHEHEHE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

>>123917593
Pills?

>>123917571
You'd be surprised how much more irritating a mute can be than someone who talks.

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>>123917667
How much further will this admin handholding take us, do you wonder?

>>123909490
What exactly were you doing to duplicate diona seeds

>>123910227
I'm glad to hear that, I ain't really good beyond the absolute most basic of shit

>>123917439
It's all RNG, it's completely normal to spend buckets of mutagen to get a poison berry.

Point is you can get lucky, but on average you will want a lot of mutagen to unlock the fun plants. Science can now do just that without any player interaction.

>>123917520
>4 arms
This is why we hate idea guys.
They're so out of touch with what is realistic to code in the game.

>>123917790
Chemists don't necessarily have to touch pills. They can do their entire job touching only the machines, the beakers, and the pill collector.

>>123917726
>short stubby legs
>walks at a snail's pace carrying four arms

Round start playable monkeys when?

>>123917839
>What exactly were you doing to duplicate diona seeds
Plant clippers/Wirecutters until plant dies or it can't be applied anymore. Replant and repeat forever.

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>>123916831
A botanist has to make as much potatoes as he can. A research botanist can focus on a single strain.

>>123917104
But it did have xenobotany. This is only adding more facilities.
In any case this is all overreacting because no one will play farm ville advanced just because it exists. No one plays anomalist even when they has a good percentage of the research outpost.

Even if, you can't rely on a single scientist to feed a station, either because the difficulty or lack of interest.

>>123917994
Ah, I see. Thank you for the tip.

>>123914764
Hi ANGELITE.

>>123917104
New botany is going to completely change the way mutations work anyway.

>>123918127
New botany will actually make a chem dispenser more valuable. He overvalues a chem dispenser in current botany, but it's crazy good in new botany.

>>123917994
Use robust harvest for instantaneous greentide. Spit over ten of the little fuckers at the same time.

>>123917874
o-okay

I just thought it might be fun

>>123918068
dont tell chase

>>123917275
>Player commits a crime, moving locked lockers into a common area
>Several security players available to arrest him and move the lockers back
>Admin bans him so that security can continue to sit in the brig doing nothing
I'm glad you're on the case, goodmins!
Get a trip, Ghlor

>>123917828
>Ready up at roundstart as a botanist
>Gear up, prepare a few plants and go to chemistry for some mutagen
>Meet the clown on the way over, starts disarm spamming me
>Try to escalate this conflict into a full fight, we start throwing out actual punches and eventually I bash his pathetic clown ass with a fire extinguisher
>Break his arm, then he gets dragged into medbay while not into crit yet
>Try to finally approach the chemist while *BWOINK*
>PM from Nanny state shitmin Ghlor: WHAT R U DOIn??
>*BWOINK*
>PM from Nanny state shitmin Ghlor: UR GAVE BROKEN BONE 2 CLOWN OMG!!! DING DONG BANNU!!
>You have been banned by Ghlor. Reason: Got into a fight with the clown as a non-antag, broke his bones which caused him to be sent to surgery and be removed from the round for 5 minutes. This ban will expire in 10080 minutes

This literally happened.

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>>123918068
HI ANON! Sorry to say that this is my first post in this thread.
The only (well deserved job) ban I received was an assistant/engineering ban for ghosting out of being autoborged in a malf round. The anon you're quoting has a shinier record than I.

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>>123917923
It wasn't the fact that it was OP, more the fact that you're going to have a horribly shitty time making sprites for it.

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>>123918924
Oh, yes, this is tue.

Mind you I have experience with horrible repetitive sprites.

>>123918576
Yeah reminds me of that time you whined to the admins to be jobbanned from cult because you don't like it.

>>123918576
Prove that you're Angelite.

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>macrofags think they're robust

>>123919157
>microfags think they're hot shit just because they're too small to click

>>123919068
dont tell chase

RANKING OF WORST ACTIVE ADMINS

1. Ghlor
2. ShiggyPiggy
3. MrPain666
4. DeadPoolJ
5. Diethyl

Everyone else is (sorta) bearable.