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Tyrs for fears edition

>2.19 - Divas and Demons (December 1)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/SMITE_Upcoming_update
>2.18 - The Astral Hunt (November 17)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/SMITE_Version_2.18.3094

>Black Friday & Cyber Monday Sale
http://www.smitegame.com/black-friday-cyber-monday-sale/

>New Game Mode: Clash
http://www.smitegame.com/new-game-mode-clash-faq/

>Odyssey 2016
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Odyssey_2016

>FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8

>The SMITE clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.

Previous Thread: >>123625924
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Way too early.
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>>123848052
2nd for Taro making the thread early so his husbando can be in the OP
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MEDUSA!
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Is the price for the new robot khepri skin known?
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>making a thread early so your husbando can be the OP

Nice one Nemesis
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>>123848052
tyr is a boring god and only shitters like him.
Muh stance gods are cancer
you only play him ONLY PLAY HIM cause of his dash+knockup
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>>123848884
Why does Nemesis like Tyr?
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>call ADC as first post
>xXMADOSHIMAXx (pretty close to his real name, forget what it was exactly) goes medusa but doesnt lock, calls ADC
>inform him im ADC
>no response
>I alt tab and hope he dodges
>autolock comes and neither of us dodge
>just do AMC support
>we win in 10 minutes because he wasn't a bad ADC (kind of a cunt, got exp while I dropped his AS) and I was able to support him very well

Feels good when you can compensate for shitters and let your team flourish.

Felt fucking amazing killing the enemy serqet cause I had sovereignty and they had fucking Asi 2nd item.
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>>123849407
>Not shipping law and justice
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>>123848307
>>123848404
>early
I thought the thread sank at 750 replies?
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>>123849537
not gonna lie i would have fed the enemy hunter and alt-tabbed to watch youtube or something
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>>123849789
That's the limit, yes. Then you wait for the thread to hit page 9 or 10 before making a new thread. Because of that the dingus >>123849821 just bumped the old thread, which'll kill other peoples' generals.
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>>123849965
I was going to, but I thought "Ill just play and just not die for this shitter"

Once I noticed our enemies were bad, I went ahead and sacraficed myself once or twice for him and we won
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>>123849223
Don't let Taro hear you m8
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>dead thred

Not on my watch.
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Is this the epic chest sale we were supposed to have?
Hunters' sand festival chests for 200 gems?
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>tfw i have all the chest sale items

why did i support e sports
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Just got the last 3 out of the hunter chest
Anyone know how much that Demon pack is gonna cost?
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>>123853096
What is with these threads and all the memespeak being code for normal terms
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Is pirate and oracle chests available for you guys?
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>>123854084
Yep.
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>>123854108
>>123854084
So how often are these available? It says it's only up for a day.

Also, will there be another gems sale do you think?
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>>123855104
Maybe near christmas
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>>123855276
How often are the Oracle chests avilable?
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>>123855821
Every so often. They're not rare, but they're not common either.
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Some good streamers to learn game better?
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Sol going through walls with her incorporeal is ridiculous, its uncounterable.

I can accept the stun, and the damage, and the stim, and the invuln, and the unccable. But going through fucking player walls. Sol gets a free fucking ticket
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>>123856940
hi aachen
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>>123856940
>>123857070
He's not wrong, though
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>>123857232
okay aachen
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>>123857232
i never said he was
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>>123857395
>>123857070
aachen here, Sol > CC > Skill
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>>123848559
Don't bully Athena! >.<
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>Solo doesn't take buffs

What is this new fucking meta.
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>>123848663
Hard to say. I just did the math, and since the whole odissey costs 5100 and the items released so far cost 3350 (meaning there's only 1750 gems left and 5 items unreleased), the skin might cost 500.
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>>123857836
the early meta where each jungler picks up all the buffs at the same time
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>>123857793
Athena or Bellona? Who's the best waifu?
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>>123858404
Literally tearing me apart here m8.
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>>123858404
Trick question, it's Awilix
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>>123857923
THE HORROR OF BAKASURA META
Fast as hell
Hits for a truck
Never runs out of mana
Hits faster than the eye can see

Fuck I miss old Smite, well the MM-system that is
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Pirates booty and oracle chests aren't available on xbone?
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>>123859341
>playing on xbone
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>>123859408
>playing on weeb machine
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>>123859341
>XBONE
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>>123859572
>playing on dweeb machine
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AMC is the best adc because AMC doesnt have a pussy fucking escape that lets him run away from every little fucking danger like "oh no big bad ullr is gonna hit me with his 3 ;AAAAA;" fuck that dude just fucking aegis it or get inside your hives and heal and just fucking 2 him till he dies and uses his pussy escape (and consequently his mana) while you farm and get a pentakill every couple of minutes (wew)
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>>123859026
THE HORROR OF SOLO IS A NOOB META
Red health before 3 because he won't help with buffs at the start
Both mid camps gone before you get there
Solo doesn't get buffs after being dropped despite being 5 feet away from it
Gets shat upon by other solo laner.


I fucking hate life.
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>>123860179
So according to your logic, AMC is tied with Artemis on best ADC?
AMC is best because his entire kit is too powerful, and why the fuck does he have a random Disarm?
Also
> just fucking aegis it or get inside your hives and heal
>GET INSIDE YOUR HIVES AND HEAL
How the actual fuck are you supposed to fit in there

>>123860217
Solo-Q is a joke, Hi-Rez needs to fix it in Season 3, else game is probably kill
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>>123860403
>how do you get in there
lower your resolution
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>>123860468
I swear you fucking people some times
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>>123860217
Shit kid
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>>123862170
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The fuck kind of build is this
http://www.smitejunkies.com/build/136
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is there any situation where Khepri should ult outside of near-death? for example, should I ult someone is they jump into a big fight or if theyre chasing someone?
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>>123864096
A viable one?
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Am I the only one who's hearing demon Bellona say 'Shit Cunt' when she ults?
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>>123865017
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/a/a9/DemonBellona_Ability_4b.ogg
Yes, you are
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I got 300 gems, what chest should I roll on?
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>>123865017
how did you hear that
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>>123866317
You shouldnt. You should give them to me
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>>123865103
There, right at the start. She clearly says shit cunt
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>>123867084
she says succumb

fucking eu
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>>123867172
Oi you ruddy pick don't you mock us, we have the doctor whos and the bbc. I'll send the guys from top gear on you to give you a fucking good kicking and then we'll go enjoy a warm pint at the pubbe
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>>123867602
I thought England spoke English.
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>>123867925
You thought wrong, they speak olde-american.
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>>123867925
Ooky da film flam meesa queen queen binks
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How do I build Zhong solo? Do I go for defense early or build him like mid?
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>>123868251
I think it's just warlock sash rush
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Good morning smuggen
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>>123870210
Go away
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>>123870245
No pls
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>>123870210
It's 12 midnight.
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>>123870210
Fuck you
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Someone it really taking this too far
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>>123870381
Ew an eu
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>>123870680
I'm in the NA clan.
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>>123870459
thats pretty hot and well done tho
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I have to watch 3 1 hour long cyber lessons in maths where teacher talks very slowly and takes 15 minutes to explain what takes other teachers 5. Can't fucking stop thinking about smite.
inb4blogg
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I was only 18 years old. I love Ymir so much, I had all the emotes and skins. "Ymir is love." I say, "Ymir is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot, but I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Ymir. I tell him that Ymir is op. He slaps me and tells me to git gud. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really warm. Suddenly, a cold draft is moving towards me. It's Ymir. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "Ymir is here!" He grabs me with his powerful frost giant hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Ymir. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Ymir. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push agaisnt his force. I want to please Ymir. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Ymir looks him straight in the eyes and says "I am unstoppable force and, unmovable mountain." Ymir leaves through my window. Ymir is love. Ymir is life.
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>>123871162
>not posting about hug bug
Gay
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>>123871162
K
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>>123871162
>>123871982
>>123872021
samefag
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>play mercury
>all 3 lanes are extremely shoved into enemy tower, all enemies sitting under tower
>see enemy mid and jungle rotating to duo lane
>spam VR3 VC3
>they stand around and die
>"gg merc wont gank"

EVERY SINGLE TIME
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>>123871162
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>only 1k fap points till Dr. Vanus
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>>123872124
Nope nice try though my friend
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>>123871162
Kelly is that you? do you make Bart yell "YMIR IS HERE" and "HI" when you guys have sex?

kinky as fuck
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I was only 18 years old. I love Tyr so much, I had all the emotes and skins. "Tyr is love." I say, "Tyr is life." /SmGen/ hears me and calls me a faggot, but I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Tyr. I tell him that CC > Skill. He slaps me and tells me to git gud. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really warm. Suddenly, a cold draft is moving towards me. It's Tyr. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "Justice shall be done!" He grabs me with his powerful, fearless hand and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Tyr. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Tyr. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push agaisnt his armor. I want to please Tyr. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Tyr looks him straight in the eyes and says "The law returns to this land!"Tyr leaves through my window. Tyr is love. Tyr is life.
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>>123872520
>not putting Memeroshima
Nice try
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>>123872787
It's shit.
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>>123872787
Nice try Riot Lyte go back to the league board
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>>123872943
That's hot
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>>123872246
>285 points from dr vanus
>cant motivate myself to play
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>>123873212
Shut up HDFRed
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I was only 16 years old boy. I love Freya so much, I had all the emotes and skins. "Freya is love." I say, "Freya is life." My father, great military commander, hears me and calls me a faggot, but I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Freya. I tell him that Freya can carry. He slaps me and tells me to git gud. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really warm. Suddenly, a cold draft is moving towards and northern lights like colors fill my room .It's Freya. I am so happy. She whispers into my ear "Light, my blade!" She grabs me with her powerful, fearless hand and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Freya. She penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Freya. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against her armor. I want to please Freya. She exhales powerfully as she fills my butt with her love. My dad walks in. Freya looks him straight in the eyes and says "To the Sky! "Freya leaves through my window. Freya is love. Freya is life.
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>>123873361
who?
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>>123873493
Who you nigga?
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>bass drop janus laughs in Darude Sands storm melody
HiRez are such memsters
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>>123874759
New kepri's skin joke says "1000100" which is 68. Why didn't they just make him say 69 in binary?
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I was only 16 years. I love Zeus so much, I had all the emotes and skins. "Zeus is love." I say, "Zeus is life." My father, great military commander, hears me and calls me a faggot, but I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Zeus. I tell him that Zeus can carry. He slaps me and tells me to git gud. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really warm. Suddenly, a bird is moving towards me and lighting fill my room .It's Zeus. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "Are you ready, for 1.21 gigawatts?!" He grabs me with his powerful, fearless hand and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Zeus. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Zeus. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his body. I want to please Zeus. He exhales powerfully as she fills my butt with her love. My dad walks in. Zeus looks him straight in the eyes and says "And I spoke unto them 'Look upon these guns!', and they did, and they knew I was a god!" Zeus leaves through my window. Zeus is love. Zeus is life.
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>buy two pirate chests
>geb VP and Pirate Sobek(already have VP for him)
>happy as fuck
>decide to get two more chests
>it's Red Eagle thor and Ao VP
Way to ruin my mood
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>>123875325
Futurama joke?
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>>123877502
Stop crouching then you whore
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Can someone compare the power of a Devos build against a Trans build?
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>Smitten is mexican
ay ay ay bullshit!
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>>123879418

Ehh... it's possible she has some mexican blood, I doubt much though
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>>123879817
Probably her grandpanrets moved to Mexico, had a kid there, then moved back to the US.
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>>123879418
I don't doubt it. She's like a Latin whore
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How should I build Osiris. I've been trying to add stuff to the recommended items here and there, but I can't quite get the best combination.

Should I go full damage? Damage/defenses? More defenses?
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>>123882071
full defense + qins
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>>123882071
If you're playing in the solo lane:
Soul Eater
Ninja Tabi
Qin's Sais / Executioner (depends on enemy composition)
Hide of the Urchin
Mail of Renewal
Executioner / Qin's Sais
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>>123882368

no mystical?
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>>123882660
Honestly, it depends. The Soul Eater gives you a ton of sustain. It's a great item on Osiris and Ravana in the solo lane. I've beaten out other warriors who build mystical mail with it. You could build Mystical Mail and get Soul Eater later on, but eh. I'd say go with Soul Eater if they build Runeforged Hammer, but if they build Mystical Mail, build into it instead.
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>>123882903
>It's a great item on Osiris
no it isn't you fuck. Stop building that item on warriors, lifesteal items are fucking garbage without high DPS. Count the number of soul eaters here.

http://smite.esportspedia.com/wiki/Osiris/Match_History
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>>123884169
>esports
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>>123876198
I was only 16 years. I love Thor so much, I had all the emotes and skins. "Thor is love." I say, "Thor is life." My father, great military commander, hears me and calls me a faggot, but I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Thor. I tell him that Thor can carry. He slaps me and tells me to git gud. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really warm. Suddenly, a hammer flies through my window. It's Thor. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "Spin 2 Win" He grabs me with his powerful, fearless hand and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Thor. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Thor. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his body. I want to please Thor. He exhales powerfully as she fills my butt with her love. My dad walks in. Thor looks him straight in the eyes and says "I see you fear the bellowing roar of thunder, for your sodden trousers give it away!" Thor leaves through my window. Thor is love. Thor is life.

P4Brotagonist and PhotonManifold now officially have r34 fanfiction of them.
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>>123884743
SOUL EATER IS SHIT ON OSIRIS! SHIT!!
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>Matchmaking is still a fucking joke
>Smite employee: "It's working as intended guys"
>People are still getting newcomers in their games with over 800 games played

I can't make shit like this up, how can you sit in denial when they're being given multiple proofs every single day, that the matchmaking is completely retarded since Season 2
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>>123884770
I want the scene like that in ghost where photonmanifold comes up behind me and teaches me how to play Thor and the music just plays
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>>123886552
>since Season 2

Forced 50 and shadowpools have been a thing since the start.
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>Tfw you have every skin besides recolors and super exclusive skins like Olympics Athena and World Cup Xbal.
I've lost control of my life
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>>123886901
>tfw you're rubbing one out to garnet from Steven universe but you finish on Greg
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>>123876885
>Buy Hunter Chest and Pirate Chest
>Survivor Ullr
>Wind Dancer Ward
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>>123886901
>avatarfagging
Stop this, nobody cares that you want to pretend your a character from a children's show
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>>123888789
>want a skin sale
>get hirez jewry from chests

I'm really fucking tired of this shit.
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>>123888853
Why you so grumpy, friend?
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>get Lil' Mana from free odyssey chest
>thinking about getting Vamana's VP
>decide to grab an oracle chest while their cheap
>get Vamana's VP

Thank you based random chance
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Clash is getting extended past december 1

http://forums.smitegame.com/showthread.php?104465-Clash-Beta-Extended&p=523212#post523212

They are also changing the map a bit but i don't have any images. There's new music too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aBzueRQfuE
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>>123888853
you're*
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>>123889743
So just one change? And it's to slow down the game? The whole point of Clash is that is a quick, sloppy, mashing of lanes and gods, why would you slow it down?
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>>123889959
Well it removes some of the dominance item-dependent gods had over level-dependent ones, but yeah this will slow things down quite a bit.
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>>123890258
I'm okay with certain gods being better in certain game modes. Clash is all about speed and teamfight, or at least it was.
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>>123888853
Hide anime posts. They have enough real world problems, let them have some internet time.
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>>123889946
No I meant it the other way. I should know because I have the most chromosomes here
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>>123886689
Then tell me why they're literally defending it on Reddit, saying there's no such thing as forced 50%
When he was given multiple screenshots of games where new players were being met with complete stomps by players with 1600 games played, he just said it's because they won so many games early, that the game took them as Smurfs, yet they never went for objectives or had any idea of how to play

It's laughable how bad it is atm
Heck, I rather play Dotka 2 Custom Games over this any time
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>>123864305
If a teammate is diving somebody, but due to the removal of power on his ultimate, that's still going to be something you would time to near death
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>>123891226
That's the principle of shadowpools; hiding the fact that MM is working against you because you're too good and have to be paired with shitters to go back to 50%, they will always deny it but we all know it exist.
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How do I lane against anubis?
>hehe i got you with my epic skillshot stun forever
>hehe i do infinite damage in in arc
>hehe you died again
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who /homosexual/ here
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>>123891951
Shit kid
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>>123891951
Play any god
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>>123892068
>Halo 5
Eww
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You guys ready for Kelly to "accidentally" drop more innuendos?

https://twitter.com/HiRezKelly/status/671428852095311873
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>>123892701
I wish instead of innuendo she'd just drop them panties
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>>123893415
>Kelly is hot
Is this a meme/
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>>123891802
So I take it the game is literally kill? I'm just not feeling like playing, EVER.
I queue up, get absolute shitters, quit game and get annoyed over how unfair the system really is.
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>>123893774
Yeah, between that, the population dropping and Hirez doing everything they can to mess up the balance the game is pretty much dead. You can be sure they will abandon it for Paladin like they did before. I'm jumping ship as soon as Overwatch is out like most of us here t b h F a m
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Daily reminder that Tyr teaches bad habits because of his Habit, and is the reason Taro thinks CC > Skill (Because he cant handle stuns over 1 second and beads arent required on tyr)
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>>123893637
>not wanting Kelly
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>>123893989
>tribefags still butthurt
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>>123892068
>>123892369
Ayy I'm not the only Xboner here!
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>>123893989
Eh, I just go back to Dotka 2 when Alchemist is kill I guess.. It's just sad that an interesting game is getting dropped so fucking hard because "muh equality, everybody is equal".

I just don't get why they live in denial of it though. It's so fucking obvious the MM-system is rigged in every single way, but we still got shitty white-knights defending it for unknown reasons.
>>123894286
Ofc we're still mad as hell, it was one of the most amazing games. I'm still amazed over how Hi-Rez completely killed it.
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Thank god for this best sale. Finally got Chang'e with funky ass black guy Jade Rabbit
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>diamond artemis
>misses every aa even when her boar stuns them
>goes 3-9
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>>123895224
Sounds like every other artemis player
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>>123894635
c.uck
u
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>>123894404
>Thinking Alchemist is a problem

No wonder you complain about imaginary forced 50 and other retarded things, I bet even /d2g/ laugh at you.
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>But losing still gets you jack shit
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Fluffy tailed Goddess when?
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>>123895224
What exactly did he do?
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>tfw I've never played Dota 2 because that shit seems too complicated for me
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>>123894404
>but we still got shitty white-knights defending it for unknown reasons.
>People can't disagree with me in muh safe space

In an vacuum where there exists no hard evidence to prove anything one way or the other, expect people to disagree with you anon. And try not to fall for retarded shit like >>123893989 saying the population is dropping off.
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Do people not really not know how to deal with a rushing Geb?
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>>123896576
>geb blinks or rolls in and ults
>enemy team walks away because the stun lasts one-one millionth of a second.
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I was only 16 years. I love dmbrandon so much, I had all the shirts and hoodies. "Diem is love." I say, "diem is life." My father, great military commander, hears me and calls me a faggot, but I know he was just jealous of my devotion for dmbrandon. I tell him that dmbrandon can carry me. He slaps me and tells me to git gud. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really warm. Suddenly, a scream is heard through my window. It's diem. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "Mail of renewal, baby" He grabs me with his tiny, gentle hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for diem. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for diem. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his body. I want to please diem. He exhales powerfully as she fills my butt with her love. My dad walks in. Dmbrandon looks him straight in the eyes and says "where the fuck was everyone, TEAM?!" Diem leaves through my window. Dmbrandon is love. Dmbrandon is life.
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>>123895940
iirc they were doing some kind of drug that involved inhaling fumes. The fumes were still lingering in the car when that retard used the lighter
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>>123895789
NEVER EVER FAGGOT
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>>123888853
I'm sorry. I only have Connie images when I'm on my phone.
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>>123893989
Population is dropping off and MM is shit because one reason and one reason only: Not enough interest in conquest.

These 'fun' game modes need to be restricted to MOTD. Force these fucking shitters to get good in conquest so we can actually have an e-sports scene and people will take interest.

It's too late though, this shit is beyond repair. Take away Siege or Arena and you'll have reddit and the other casuals crying their eyes out.

I hate what this game has become. Who's bright idea was it to put 50 modes in a fucking moba? This isn't wc3.

>m-muh fun!

fuck you
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>>123897694
can we get a boygee one please?
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>>123898606
Or you could start a scene for the other fucking modes

>Actually getting made about fun IN A FUCKING GAME

You brought up a good point, but you just destroyed any credibility you might have had
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>>123898606
>Force these fucking shitters to get good in conquest
No they'll just quit the game, that's not how it works.
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>>123898963
You're fucking gross and that's coming from the guy who wrote the one about dmbrandon
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>>123899090
>>123899110
Guys he's baiting, don't respond to that. If it's not bait, he's on Taroshima level and shouldn't be replied to in a serious manner anyway.
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>>123898606
You know anon if you can't win, it's maybe because you are shit and not because of the matchmaking.
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>>123899115
anon pls boygee is my fetish
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>>123899653
That's honestly nasty. She's fucking hideous
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>>123899769
fine, one about regular mogee?
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>>123899090
>start a scene for the other fucking modes
They can barely keep conquest balanced lmao, yeah nice fucking suggestion here.

>>123899110
>they'll just quit the game
and?
If you forced those people into conquest and 40% of those people just straight up left, it's still a lot better overall. I'd rather have an increase of 60% playerbase willing to get good than have an entire community of shitters slowly killing the game.

>>123899362
I have a 55% winrate in 2.5k or so games, I have no problems winning. Doesn't mean that MM isn't retarded. Even pros have talked about the shit MM, why are you defending it?
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>>123899936
No because you're going to pretend it's boygee and I don't support people fucking hideous creatures from the swamp
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I saw that SmiteGame was streaming out of combat episode 4 but I couldn't watch it live.
Smite youtube channel only has 2 first episodes. Where can I watch ep 3 and 4?
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>>123900702
They typically upload them sometime afterwards.
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>>123900702
Stop being a faggot and watch it live next time
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>>123901439

kelly pls no bully
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>>123884770
I was only 18 years old. I love Ratatoskr so much, I had all the emotes and skins. "Ratatoskr is love." I say, "Ratatoskr is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot, but I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Ratatoskr. I tell him that Ratatoskr is op. He slaps me and tells me to git gud. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really warm. Suddenly, something in the tree outside is moving towards me. It's Ratatoskr. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "Got Nuts?" He grabs me with his powerful squirrel tail hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Ratatoskr. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Ratatoskr. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Ratatoskr. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Ratatoskr looks him straight in the eyes and says "I feel like a million nuts!" Ratatoskr leaves through my window. Ratatoskr is love. Ratatoskr is life.
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>>123901837
Barts not home so I'll have to bully one of you smiggers
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>>123902158
I was only 18 years old. I love Hercules so much, I had all the emotes and skins. "Hercules is love." I say, "Hercules is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot, but I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Hercules. I tell him that Hercules is op. He slaps me and tells me to git gud. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really warm. Suddenly, a big guy is moving towards me. It's Hercules. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "Going Somewhere?" He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Hercules. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Hercules. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Hercules. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Hercules looks him straight in the eyes and says "I'm Hercules, what else can I say?" Hercules leaves through my window. Hercules is love. Hercules is life.
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>>123902158
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/4/42/RagnaRatatoskr_Ability_1a.ogg
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>>123873491
Ne Zha: The Post
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>>123902639
I was only 18 years old. I love Hades so much, I had all the emotes and skins. "Hades is love." I say, "Hades is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot, but I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Hades. I tell him that Hades is op. He slaps me and tells me to git gud. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really warm. Suddenly, a spooky shadow is erupting in front of me. It's Hades. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "Sound the death knell, I arise!" He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Hades. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Hades. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Hades. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Hades looks him straight in the eyes and says "Give in now and I'll allow you a painless death!" Hades leaves through my floor. Hades is love. Hades is life.
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wheres the kelly fetish poster?
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>>123903475
I was only 18 years old. I love Ah Muzen Cab so much, I had all the emotes and skins. "Ah Muzen Cab is love." I say, "Ah Muzen Cab is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot, but I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Ah Muzen Cab. I tell him that Hercules is op. He slaps me and tells me to git gud. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really warm. Suddenly, honey is dripping on me. It's Ah Muzen Cab. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "Now do you want to talk to me about birds and bees?" He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Ah Muzen Cab. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Ah Muzen Cab. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Ah Muzen Cab. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Ah Muzen Cab looks him straight in the eyes and says "I pollinated your mother" Ah Muzen Cab leaves through my window. Ah Muzen Cab is love. Ah Muzen Cab is life.

holy shit, looking through the AMC voicelines, it's like they tried to pack as many sexual innuendos into his character as possible.
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>>123903787
Under my bed next to my fleshlight
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>>123904231
ok ace
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>>123904231

hirez themed fleshlights when? Actually maybe they should do them with bad dragon
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>>123904401
I molded mine from Barts anus myself on his trip to China
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>>123904764

truly amazing
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as somebody who has played a lot of other moba games the damage types in smite are a bit weird

why does it list the damage type your skill does? don't all the gods do the damage type with every skill that you see in the scoreboard? and where are the hybrid gods?
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>>123884169
I usually get Asi on Ravana
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>>123905249
There are no hybrids. Smite has either physical or magical
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>>123905694
Isn't that just too simplified?
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>>123906198

Well there's basic attacks and skills too, but all of a god's damage is either magic or physical regardless
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>>123906198
Nah, it works pretty well.
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I was only 16 years old boy. I loved Awilix so much, I had all the emotes and skins. "Awilix is love." I say, "Awilix is moon." My father, great sun worshipper, hears me and calls me a heratic, but I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Awilix. I call him a lunartic. He slaps me and tells me to obey Ra. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. Suddenly, a warm draft is moving towards and a wet fur smell fills my room. It's not Awilix. I am so scared. It purrs into my ear. It grabs me with it's powerful, fearless paws and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm not ready. It spread my ass-cheeks and penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but when I scream, nothing comes out. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against it's fur. I want to get off this ride. It exhales powerfully as it fills my butt with it's love. My dad walks in. Suku looks him straight in the eyes and my dad says "Jesus christ it's a fucking jaguar, get the gun!" Awilix opens my window and yells "Suku! Leave that poor boy alone!". Awilix jumps on Suku and she says "Let's ride!" as they leap out of my window. I still seek therapy to this day.
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>>123907302
You're a lunartic
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>>123906198
Not really. I mean they even implemented where mages auto attacks receive more damage based on their magic power.
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>>123882071
I personnaly go bloodforge over soul eater on osiris, his attack chain makes it super strong this plus quins and you're fucking iron mike tyson when it comes to boxing. other items are atk speed boots, mail of renewal, ancile and either pen or defense

I seldom go pen though, I feel like he's an aggressive tank that needs to stay between enemy lines and set kills
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I honestly like to think Kelly really comes here to bully and troll.
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>>123909926
I honestly like to think that Kelly is really cute and I want her to sit on my face. I hope Kelly reads this.
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>>123909926
I honestly hope you shut the fuck up
>>123910557
You're pathetic, I'd rather shit on you
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>>123910705
Awww Kelly bullied me, thanks means a lot <3
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>>123911639
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>>123905403
you go to hell and you die
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>>123912561
>posting queen of the trash heap
Shit kid
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>>123912894
I'd rather have a shit kid Artemis than a shit kid Ravana with Asi T B H F A M
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https://twitter.com/HiRezKelly/status/671484029112315904

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE FELLAS, GO REQUEST SOME "content"
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>>123913109
I'd rather eat peaches
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>>123913109
Why do you fight against the filters, senpai?
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>Not being fluent in VGS
I swear to god, 90% of my games have at least 2 people who don't know a single fucking voice command. When you're playing in 2300+ elo games you can't fucking afford to be a completely silent. It literally took me like 2 days to learn every VGS, and these fuckers can't even call mia's.
Fucking autists
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>>123900226
you caught me, but its okay, boygee is love, boygee is life.
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>>123915250
>not liking Kelly
Shit kid
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>>123915751
never said i didn't like Kelly.
she is awesome, she is bubbly, fun, cute, positive, like the older sister that tries to hook you up with her best friend.


best friend not pictured here, just fucking amanda.
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>>123915991
Gotta dip em in the Kelly crack
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>>123848052
A coworker recently recommended SMITE to me, calling it an improved LoL with less shitters. Is that an accurate description?
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>>123916784
>improved LoL
Yes
>less shitters
No
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>>123916784
its LoL as is a Moba but fun because its 3D and you move with WASD, auto attacks and skills are 90% skillshots and is faster.
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>>123917092
This.
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>>123915991
I'd eat Kelly like my Nana's homemade ice cream, hot fudge and spaghetti on top
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>>123915991
but Amanda is a qt
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>>123915991
jesus christ, spoiler that shit.

That bitch's left eye is like 200% farther from her nose than her other eye. Also her eyebrows look like they were painted by Raphael while he was dying of cholera

Fucking alien looking freak
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>>123918468
See >>123918524
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>>123907302
Best one so far.
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>>123921417
Why am I going to the outdoors subreddit just because I don't like hideous women like Amanda?
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>>123921580
How fucking new are you
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>>123921703
Not so new I didn't know there was a board for outdoors but new enough I called it a subreddit
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Dead tread
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>>123921809
Newfags, when will they learn
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>>123870459
what's wrong with it?

I thought it was pretty good
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>Try out Geb in Arena after swallowing my pride and not deciding to go Ao Kuang after seeing my team full of Assasins and Mages
>Enemy turns out to be almost all magic
>End up helping my teammate get a pentakill

Is Smite really one of the MOBAs where playing a Guardian is one of the most satisfying experiences?
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>>123925740
I'll learn with time
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why are twitch vods so shit, i can't watch the VOD of Out of Combat, it just won't load and i have 20 down.
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>>123927073
Only if you have good teamates, playing support with a team of retards is the worst experience ever.
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>>123927073
>Play Sylvanus in arena
>Set up flowers behind the closest pilons
>pop wisps to help team that runs back to me
>run in and ult every so often
>build pure MP5 and clear minion waves
>First level 20 in the game and go 2-0-39
I could literally masturbate in the corner and still do good with sylv in arena. Try him out.
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>tfw your adc thinks rage is a bad item
fucking kill me
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>>123930040
>the casters of Super Regionals saying Malice is the most efficient single crit item
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>>123930135
they mean if you're not going to build another crit item at all and you hit like a single crit. for burst gods that have crit effects like serqet and hun shitz
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I spent an entire 3 minutes on this, I hope you enjoy it nerd.
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>>123930940
I giggled, but fuck you.
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>>123916784
Every MOBA has shitters. It wouldn't surprise me if this game had fewer shitters, but I will tell you it has more than enough to make you shakemyhead
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>>123931461
Why would he shake your head wouldn't he just shake his own?
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>>123930040
>tfw your adc can't hit his fucking autos.
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>>123932036
>he doesn't know that shakemyhead is now a verb.

I bet you don't even call your friends family.
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>>123932594
Why would I call them my family, they are my friends not my family. They may feel like family but friends come and go but family is forever.
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>>123916784
Played both; can confirm less shitters. There's still shitters though. Play with your friends/coworker if you can to mitigate some of the shit.
Anyway, it's like a moba but waaay more action-based. Team-fights feel more involved, and your line-of-sight means that vision is still a massive priority.
Try it out, you'll probably like it.
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>>123932893
I like my friends more than I like many members of my senpai.
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Reminder that having fun makes you perform better.
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So I was thinking of doing a little contest thing, with the prize being porn. The idea was to use the hunger games sim and the goddess who survives would be commissioned porn. Pretty simple. There would be two parts, the contest part and then the voting for which pose and theme could be voted on. I'm open to most stuff. Not really sure on Scylla, maybe.
So, yeah. I guess if enough are interested in it we could make it happen. Any questions or suggestions just let me know.
Strawpoll created here if you just wanna say yes/no. http://strawpoll.me/6148115
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>>123936606
Can we ban everything below B?
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>>123928765
>picking a Guardian in Arena
>still playing them like a "support" like a little Conquest babby

Can you BE any more beta?
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>>123936878
I can ban Nemesis if you want
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>>123936459
>Telkhines
Shittest attack speed Poseidon build I've ever seen.
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>>123936459
shadow thats bullshit when i play and have fun and you niggers make me laugh i alway send up missing easy shots
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why so ded?
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>>123940708
Busy playing smite
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>>123868668
That and ward a fuck ton.
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>>123936878
>>123936606
I like this idea, but we have to keep in every female besides Ne Zha
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I haven't played AMC in forever what's the best build for him?
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>>123848052
>Get doublekill first minute in with he bo (mid) in casual
>Proceed to go 5/0/1 at the 5min mark
>Go to solo because my tyr is feeding
>Kill their Osiris
>Spanish bm incoming "ks jajajaj quequeuqu"
>Tell him to fuck off
>Proceeds to bm me when i miss my 3 or someone else gets a kill near me
>Almost loose my shit while raging at spanish kids
>Die once because i stay at midlane and type while osiris aa's me for 10s
>Still carry the game 8/1/10 enemy team surrenders at 10
>Bm Tyr is 1/6/2 [VEG]
FUCK SPANISH AND RUSSIAN KIDS
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>>123942594
Pls tell more spanish and russian storys im bored
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>>123942178
Bluestone
Transcendence

After that I'm not sure because the game is over by then
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>>123942893
(el upsidedown ?) I go loki?
xD GG AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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twitch tv/dmbrandon/v/27922138?t=540m00s

His chat proceeded to say things such as "LOL", "DM IS A GOD", and "LOL FUCK THAT THANATOS".

>this is the face of the Smite community
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>>123944576
Shit I need to start watching this if he gets so mad all the time, it's hilarious.
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>>123941854
Only one who might not be added is Scylla.

I may do it to where we have 2 rounds. This way two goddesses can win, and be in the picture(The goddess who won the last round would be eliminated).
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So basically everyone who plays smite at a high level says playing ranked is cancer, aids, etc.

How does hirez fix this? Can they fix it?
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any tips for a good sylvanus build, kinda new to learning tank
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>>123947009
No, it's just a symptom of having played the game a long time. All you can do to remedy it is shift things every now and again or break something to make it interesting.

>>123947559
Like pic related.
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>>123944576
wtf is a block check? if he has blocked someone in the game does he kick them?
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>>123947009
You have to pull yourself out of the gutter to even get halfway decent matches, otherwise you get worst game experience than casual conquest.
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>>123936606
I personally would like to see a male contest done too to decide the other character in the porn. Could make some amazingly combinations.
Also you need to include Ne Zha in the females contest for kicks.
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Is merc supposed to be able to btfo hun batz 1v1 late game? It feels like no one can 1v1 him
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>>123945987
This was tried before and it was a total clusterfuck.
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>use VGS
>call missing enemies, when to gank, retreat etc
>team mates don't touch VGS
>late game we kill 3 guys on enemy team
>I say attack the titan
>the rest of the team starts spamming No and attack GF, Left lane, defend the titan
ebin
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>>123950959
I was thinking about doing 1 male 1 female and then having them in the commission. I dunno. Possibly, but we'd have to reduce the male entries somewhat. No Geb, Khepri, and a few others.

>>123951389
I think you might be confused with the poll thing that ShadowCzar did awhile back. This contest is pretty different from that. Unless this exact thing happened before and I missed it. Was there a reward/picture?
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>>123951774
Yes, Ashur was drawing rewards last time too.
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>>123951774
No hug bug dick?
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>>123952046
Yeah, that was the poll thing. The only poll part of this contest is after the sim, and I won't use strawpoll for that.

>>123952254
>beetle dicks
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Patch incoming,
I am moist.
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>>123952495
Just make sure you include Ne Zha.
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>>123952495
>Khephri will never bring a huge ball of shit as an indicator to try to mate with you
Why?
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>>123952645
Sure if enough people want him in I'll add him.

and for those wondering why I'd let him in and not Scylla, Ne Zha is usually depicted as a trap. Unlike Scylla and Cupid where it's pretty straight forward.
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I hadn't played Smite since Chronos release.

What do you think: did the game change for better since then? How's Smite been doing all this time? Is it getting more popular? I hope devs are not fucking up with balance too much?
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>over an hour
>no posts

this is really it, isn't it
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>>123956123
>did the game change for better since then?
Some yes, some no.

>How's Smite been doing all this time? Is it getting more popular?
Playerbase continues to improve, especially after releasing on Xbox.

>I hope devs are not fucking up with balance too much?
They always do and always will anon.
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>>123956123
>Is it getting more popular?

no
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>>123956189
This. People say Smite is dying, but the fact it's released on Xbox proves otherwise
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>>123957106
People say that because it elicits responses. Game's in a much better state than it was earlier in the year and threads are more active. Same thing with the whole not gonna survive season 3 meme. Enough people parrot the troll or kneejerk response that others start to think it's a legit concern.
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>>123957196
>I don't agree, it must be a meme/troll
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>>123957247
Never said I didn't agree. Most people however had the typical kneejerk responses when the information first came out, and then when people realized it always got spirited responses it started getting much more fleshed out. After enough time, people begin parroting like they do with everything.

Few have genuinely thought about how it would effect the game past what others have said and haven't thought about HiRez's perspective on why they'd make such changes or how they'd think this is the best route; much less so on whether they hear all this hostile feedback the datamining has presented.
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>>123957196
>Game's in a much better state

No, it's not. The chest system is really bad.
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in bruce lee skin for Apollo one of the odyssey items?
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>>123959602
Enlighten me as to how chests affect the state of the game.
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>>123959690
The skin is for mercury, not apollo. (how do you even manage to get them mixed?). And no. The skin is probably going to be released at a later date.
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>Lady gaga inspired skin
>For Aphrodite, not Nox
>Katy perry references
>Those awful textures

Thanks, Hi-rez!
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>>123960079
Support E-spurts.
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>>123959781
By scaring of consumers? Only gambling retards, addicted to instant gratification, buy chests in bulk, and those will be the first ones to leave the game.
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>>123957196
What? How were threads more active? We were going through 1 thread a day earlier this year until HoTS dropped. This general has been getting slower and slower every day.
Pretty sure it's gonna be non existent once OW drops because hirez doesn't understand this is a fucking moba and doesn't need 10 mini games.
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>>123960079
Aphrodite is only allowed to get horrible skins, just look at her other two. Afro-dite is outdated and her hair looks like a brain, while beach babe is a good concept with half-assed textures. I'm not surprised that they rushed this skin as well, they seems to hate Aphro.

At least if it was a Nox skin it would be more detailed and with better textures.
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Dildo
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>>123960079
Aphro gets all the shit skins
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>>123960767
Shit skins for a shit girl, I see nothing wrong here.
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>>123960297
If chests weren't profitable they'd have scrapped them by now. Regardless, it doesn't change the fact that they don't affect the state of the game in any way. A f2p game needs to make money somehow, they've settled on a model that has both direct purchase and luck-based options, neither of which make any impact whatsoever on gameplay.
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>>123960841
Aphrodite is definitely not the best but she isn't shit really.
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Mister dildo
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Hurry mister dildo
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It is time mister dildo
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Is this a new meme?
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>>123961352
No you spamming dildo is not a new meme anon
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>>123960890
I'm just having a laugh m8 don't get so upset. Just a little banter m8.
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>>123961418
Bro you can't just call a mans waifu a shit like that, even if it's just a prank bro
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>>123961418
I wasn't upset at all, as I said she is definitely not the best just not shit.
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>>123961582
you can if he is a kek vulcan
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There's an ugly girl in my class, her voice sounds like a dildo rubbed on a melting tire
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Good news dildo lovers, it appears that my dildo phone battery is low. See you next time for more dildo adventures
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>>123872520
>fearless hand
I love it.
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>buy space Nu Wa
>get a chest
>open it
>Scylla VP
>few days ago from a free chest I got daisy despair
>I don't even play Scylla

this is a sign, isn't it.
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>>123894073
>beads being required is a good habit (and good game design)
CC is > skill, because it rewards pushing a stun button more than actual playskill. Same with Stealth.
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>Ebonsoul is bundle only
>Thats fine, I didnt care for it anyways
>Demonsoul is also only bought in the bundle, cant buy it any other way
>Will probably just be thrown in a chest later
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Is new Bellona skin supposed to be post apocalyptic skin or gladiator skin or what?
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>>123963016
Crazy dyke.
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>>123962401
I've had
>Agni VP
>Swagni
>Thor VP
>Heavy Metal Thor
>Blood Eagle Thor

I don't play either. Sometimes I think the chest just rolls your least played shit
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>>123963634
I believe it, I have every aphro skin and her VP
I don't even have her mastered
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>>123963720
>not mastering the best solo laner
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>>123963634
my first chest roll was herc vp i had diamond by then
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>>123964202
this guy is slowly becoming the new Reit
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>>123964454
What does he have in common with Reit?
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>>123962924
You retarded cancerous shit. Demon serqet is a regular gem skin, they disabled direct purchase because there are othere cancerous retards out there who are retarded enough to buy the skin separatedly from the promo and miss out on the bonus skin.
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>>123963016
She is called Furiona and makes references to Mad Max, what the fuck do you think it's meant to be?
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>>123948779
Yes. He banned someone the other day for playing sol
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Why does smite stop installing files at 99% every fuggin time. Anyone know how I fix this
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>>123967018
Download more ram
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>Demonic Pact Bundle
>You will only use one of them
Jew-rez please.
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>>123967580
I'm getting really tired of their jewry, I swear they'll kill this game.
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>>123967717
I might have actually bought Ebonsoul if it wasn't in a fucking exclusive bundle with a recolor of the same fucking skin.
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>>123967580
Its 600 gems, thats the price of a 600 gem skin.
One is going to be avaliable in the future probably as a T5 at 600 gems. The other is exclusive, youll almost always play the exclusive one, but it be stupid to make someone only get the exclusive one and then also have to pay for the t5 one.

Its not jewery its just an incentive, and them making two skins is only a sign of them being fucking stupid.
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>>123967789
I would give my money to Hirez but the fucking shits want me to gamble for shit instead of buying directly, it's fucking retarded.
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>>123965507
bad art
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So I'm never that guy, but can someone please gift me 600 gems for this Serqet bundle? I will be eternally grateful to you. Username is LuciferLaxus

Again im never this guy and feel like a faggot but please.
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>>123968730
sent ;)
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>>123968730
Just buy the fucking gems.
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>>123968806
sent back :^)
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>>123968730
How many blowy joeys do I get?
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>>123968948
about tree fiddy
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>>123968730
>not even in the fucking clan
wew
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>>123969135
Why would he join the clan when he can just be a faggot and beg for gems
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>>123969439
so he can do Aachen patent Random God Random Role with other faggots who like boys in skirts
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>they still havent nerfed serqet yet
>they release a fucking skin for her
oh no a god with cc,mobility and a leap that crits 3 times while reducing procs is fine
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>>123971329
don't forget the true damage cc ult with 100% healing reduction
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What's up /smgen/, I downloaded this game just today. I'm let's say MOBA veteran but since it's a new game can you give me some basic tips? Can you introduce me to the game somehow?
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How do you get the father time chronos skin?
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>>123975498
Lanes are solo, duo and mid. Dont say top or bot.
Always grab a stacking item unlss you're a jungle or support.
Don't buy hand of the gods, but do buy bumba's if jungling.
Awilix is cute.
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Anybody willing to dump smitebook?
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>>123975656
Gotta wait for the chest to come out.
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>>123976435
I only have two.

I should update this filename.
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>>123977508
One of 2 Smitebooks in existence.jpg
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>>123977508
>>
xing tian seems like a much crappier version of ares. his ult is only 5 seconds faster but so much worse. his mana costs are also highand his passive is dogshit, it's even worse than ne zha's old one.
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>>123977979
>xing tian seems like a much crappier version of ares
>has a movement skill
>has a hard cc skill that can be used to peel
>has a ranged attack with a DoT
>can chose where the enemy go with his ult

Yes such a crappy version of Ares. Remove from the game Hi-rez.
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>>123977675
>>
>disable auto buy
>archer minions will fuck you up early game
>go on tiermonster or grappul for good builds
>dont build atk speed on any assassin
>>123977979
hes way better than ares and isnt a support have you seen his scalings?
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Because 90% of our community is fucking retarded, here's a small explaination about the odyssey items: They are intentionally releasing one expensive item and one cheap item per pantheon so that people can buy the cheap shit and get ao kuang's skin. They are also releasing different types of things as second items: first was an avatar, then an emote, then a voice pack, then a ward, then a t2/t3 skin, and next are going to be cosmetic bundles, last one having a frame in it.
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>>123978514
>grappul
It's been dead for months, unfortunately. SmiteStuff has been dead too.

>dont build atk speed on any assassin
Except for Kali, Bakasura, Arachne, and Nemesis.
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>>123978705
And if it wasn't obvious already: They are also promoting the japanese pantheon with several japanese items, that's why they are there.
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>>123978814
and Mercury
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>150 gems short of the Serqet skin
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>>123966837
Andister is that you?!
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>>123980527

no it's weak3n
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>>123980527
Why does nobody play geb at low levels.
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>tfw no bellona skin
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>>123980868
You will get login gems before it is gone
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>>123980789
Because everyone wants to be the carry, so you get Bacchus and Ares and Xing supports at low levels.
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>>123981032
>next gem award is 15
>299 gems
fuck my life.
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>>123981164

then wait till the next day, jesus stop being so whiny
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>>123981223
Nnnnnooooo~
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>>123981310
>filename
Good morning to you too, friend.
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>>123915991
Kelly looks like Nancy botwin
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>>123981636
uh, no?
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>>123981964
I want to lick the crevices of her face.
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>>123981964
Maybe if you squint a bit.
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>>123982126
>not facesitting
you new here m8?
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>>123982456
I want to wear her like a beard.
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For how long will ebonsoul be available?
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>>123982456
Oh god
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>>123982787
Until december 15th
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>>123982456
That ass tho
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>>123982456
>dem legs
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So we got power pots, defense pots, how about other kinds? cooldown pot?
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>>123984702
>CDR pots
>Khepri can revive faster
>Ymir can freeze even more
>Ares and his Chains
>Endless Thanatos and Ao execute (attempts)
>Nu Wa and Loki's neverending Ults

pls
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>>123980363
There are two weeks before the bundle gets disabled, you can just log in each day and you'll have more than enough for it.
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>hirez releases another serqet skin
>still isn't as good as madame blade

I think they kind of shot themselves in the foot, I don't think they can top that one
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>>123985376
Ebonsoul is amazing.
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>>123985376
But the skin looks pretty good though
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>>123985376
>madame blade
That's her worst skin. Aside from her recolor. Even her Tier 2 is better.
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>>123985879

How do you figure?
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>>123985996
She's wearing clothes
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>>123986142

so less clothes means better skin?
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>>123985191
I'll be 50 short with the log in rewards after 2 weeks unless there's some kind of event I don't know about.
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>>123986287
I'm sorry, are you new to this thread?
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>>123986858

all I know is serqet isn't a futa
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>>123987053
Oh god you're one of those closet fags
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There are people complaining about serqet's skin being bad because she has hoves. Do these shitters even know what a succubus is?
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Experience is average games played with the god?

http://smite.guru/gods/i/1920
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>>123988598
I-is it b-black people?
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>>123988598
I think it's bad because
>1
It looks bad
>2
It isn't Madame Blade

It has nice hair though
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>>123988598
Ebon is the best she has now.
Wont be able to get it tho, re one will do i guess.
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>>123989019
looking at this shit is nifty. Mercury has an incredible winrate in leagues, much better than Thor. Nemesis' winrate is downright pitiful. I hope she gets some buffs soon.
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How much difference does a level or two make? I feel like if you fall behind just 2 levels you're squishy as all fuck and do no damage, even if you have equal gold/items built.
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Can anyone check if the clan honor store is working? Been trying for hours, can't get my shitty recolor.
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Just had a game with a 25-0 ah puch and 30k player dmg in clash.
Penta kill like 5 minutes into the game with the enemy almost penta killing us in return.

Best smite game ever.
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>ah punchskin
>2 hou yi skins already
>2 bell skins
>another thor and scylla skin
>STILL ONE FUCKING GUAN SKIN AND NO DECENT VP
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>>123994428
Well to be fair, the Scylla skins probably didn't take much effort to make.
>>
So I'm an experienced DotkA 2 player, wanted to give Smite a go when I heard you're soon getting a Japanese God.

My first games were a fucking stomp, felt like I played against fucking bots. Now I'm placed against Lv 30 Accounts, duo-q'ing with their Smurf-buddy.
Well, this is just demotivating, how do you even keep up playing?
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>>123995062
git gud.
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>>123995062
Dota 2 is like that too at early levels. You get noobs until you're put with smurfs.

Also, level 30 doesn't mean anything. There's a ton of shit level 30. You need to see their bracket, just like CS:GO.

Anyway, find someone from the clan to play with or git gud.
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No richfag giveaway this month?
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>>123995062
What the fuck is dotka 2
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>>123982456
Her face is weird. But damn, that fucking body could fry a egg.
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>>123995171
How though? One game I get stomped in a way I learn nothing from that.
The next a duo-q of Smurfs carry me and enemy team surrenders at 10min mark without my contribution to the game.
Again, I learn absolutely nothing from games like this. Why am I even put against/with these players?

>>123995396
At least DotkA 2 I learn from mistakes.
Here, I get 5man squaded in some games, and the next I get carried and the game's over without I've done jackshit.

>>123995579
DotA 2 at 5.7k MMR where the Ruski somehow have bigger presence in.
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So how much is that Serqet pack?
>>
>tfw your nu wa keeps rushing in and dying, blowing your massive lead

I'm not asking for good teammates, I just don't want total retards
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>>123995751
100 gems.
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>>123995751
600
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>>123995707
First, what roles are you playing?

Second, which Gods?

Is that conquest right?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/3uv6g2/ama_monday_titan_ataraxia/cxi4ys4

Excuse the reddit link, but what kind of funky fresh hell is this. Ataraxia is stating that Sylvanus solo is good.
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>>123913187

KARATE
MAN
XING
TIAN
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>>123995062
Getting good really. Smite's meta, as far as I know, is very very different from dota. 4v4 teamfights are happening at like 12-25 minutes constantly these days, each team wrestling for a lead in the jungle, before they can safely do fire giant.

Best characters to play when learning each role imo

Jungle: Thor. Start bumbas + boots 1 + potions. Build Warrior Tabi / Jotuuns / Mail of Renewal / Titans Bane / Hide of the Urchin / Brawler's Beatstick

Support: Athena. Start Watcher's Gift + boots 1 + potions. Build Shoes of Focus / Sovereignty / Heartward Amulet / Breastplate of Valour / Hide of the Urchin / Soul Reaver

ADC: Xbalanque. Start Charged Morningstar + Potions. Build Transcendence / Ninja Tabi / Soul Eater / Executioner / Rage / Deathbringer

Solo: Bellona. Start Deaths Toll + Boots 1 + Potions. Build Warrior Tabi / Runeforged Hammer / Frostbound Hammer / Hide of the Urchin / Qins Sais / Mail of Renewal

Mid: Zeus. Start Vampiric Shroud + Lost Artifact + Potions. Build Shoes of Focus / Chronos' Pendant / Book of Thoth / Spear of the Magus / Rod of Tahuti / Ethereal Staff.
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>>123995962
I have no particulary roles I "main", coming from DotA it's a wise choice learning all the roles and first getting moderate at them all.

I kind of enjoy playing Hun Batz, seems kind of fun, but I have absolutely no idea how to Jungle in this game, so I laned with him. Else I mainly play Hou Yi and Cupid as ranged carries, Chang'e as mage, Geb as support (fuck I love that rolling shit) and last Tyr as warrior.

Yes, it's Conquest.
I seriously hate Arena, I barely get any experience from playing it and it's full of insta-lockers who only cares about their K/D/A.
Siege is.. I don't like it.
Clash is a giant mess.
Assault? Tried it, but it's boring poke-fest.
Joust is really boring.
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>>123996663
he's a shitter. They've tried it in SPL and it doesnt work. You start with ring 2 + potions (seriously) and back as soon as you have enough for telkhines + TP 1. Lets you clear pretty well but what the fuck is the point.
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>>123996780
Arena is fun but casual as fuck
Conquest is good
Clash depends on the team
Joust and Assault are fun but only if the enemy doesn't tower hug 24/7
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>Played a year ago
>Nox was main waifu
>come back to smite
>she's reworked and clunky as fuck now

Why the FUCK does this happen to every character I play. First Kali, then Nu Wa, now Nox? Holy fucking shit fuck this game.

Who the fuck actually thought old Nox was bad? Was it because shitters couldn't play a mage that didn't have a get out of jail free escape?
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>>123997715
>Who the fuck actually thought old Nox was bad?
Reddit. Although after the changes, they wanted them to change her back.
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>>123997715
> because shitters couldn't play a mage that didn't have a get out of jail free escape?
But shitter love Anubis
>>
Fuck I wish hirez would put people who DC in games together instead of inflicting them on the rest of us
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>>123997286
Eh opinions, if I want to play a "custom" gamemode, I'd rather fire up DotA 2 and play Custom Games there.
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>>123998382
all the modes except Siege seem to be pretty popular.
I didn't like them at first,too, but now I mostly avoid conquest.
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>>123998332
That's what goodwill is supposed to be for.
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>>123996759
>qins sais
build executioner instead, and if you're up against a magical solo you need to build something like Stone of gaia instead of runeforged early.
>soul reaver
pls go.
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>>123998556
Don't know man, it's just demotivating as a new player when you learn nothing from the game because you play against potatoes first, and then you get hit by a brickwall of Lv 30 accounts with 65+ Gods mastered.

I just don't get how shit like that even happen.
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>>123998990
If you are new to the game it's best to paly arena and assault because it focusses more on the gods. Conquest has this meta component to it which makes learning the gods way harder IMO.
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>>123998990
That's the good old smite matchmaking, it assumed you were doing too well and just said "hey I know you're level 10 but since you picked up the game better than others, here's some level 30s to fight. Go fuck yourself for doing well"
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>>123998814
qins does more than executioner if youre just building 1 item. Go put it into krettcalc. Also Soul Reaver is based as fuck on Athena. Ulting and landing on someone for 800 damage with 1 damage item build is amazing. Dash into someone, getting the proc, then taunting increases kill-rate on taunts. You're already super tanky with sov/heart/urchin/valour and you have max cdr? what else would you want.
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>>123999223
I wouldn't do that because then you don't learn anything and going into conquest at level 30 with no idea how anything on that map works is just fucking retarded
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>>123999387
I wouldn't play non-conquest modes till level 30 but I made one smurf account and reallized that most low levels have more problems with the gods than the meta. Before level 10 most won't even listen to metas and crap. They just wanna play the game.
I felt the same tbqh
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>>123996759
>Recommending the most OP gods for each role
Great idea man, so when reddit finally gets them nerfed, this poor guy can't play any gods in the game.
Just play literally any god that you think looks cool, and get good at every role. As long as you aren't playing like a complete fucking retard you will be fine. Someone playing Athena support can get beat by a Cabrakan support if the Athena doesn't know their combo.
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>>123999648
>most OP
>not Janus / Khepri / Sol / Serqet / Xing

O i am laffin
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>>123999223
But I really don't like Arena, I learn nothing else than people are obsessed with their K/D/A and I get barely any noticeable EXP to get towards level 30 (and I'm not going to play Arena for that long) - I really hate Assault, it's just a poke-fest in most of the games, and if one team gets a decent Healer, yeah go figure.
Also, I literally learn nothing if all I do is play the other gamemodes when I finally do get to level 30 and want to play Conquest.

Besides, I'd rather play fucking DotA 2's Custom Games over Smite's obtional gamemodes.

>>123999230
Well, that's fucking stupid really. Doesn't it take into account that I've yet to take down Gold Fury, yet the enemy team keeps getting it handed to them for free since nobody wants to ward or contest it.

Like, why does it match me against high level accounts, but keep my team the same level as my account?

>>123999387
My thoughts exactly.
But playing is just demotivating sadly, I play 1 game. Get annoyed over getting completely stomped by obvious level 30 accounts.
Try just one more game, I get carried by a Smurf who duo-q's with a level 30 account (why are they put in the same bracket as me is beyond me) and they completely destroys the enemy team, having all the combined kills and assists of the game, while the rest of the team have done nearly nothing and learned nothing from that game.

>>123999648
Actually I have a God Pack from back when Tribes was a thing, it was some weird Ascend purchase that gave you everything in Smite (except for skins) for free, and also future content.
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>>123999308
>krettcalc
executioner increases your physical teammates, towers/phoenixes/titan's damage outputs as well as the damage of any abilities you use after applying the debuff.

things i'd rather have on athena than soul reaver? a better item than breastplate of shit, a utility item like pestilence, an item that increases my team's damage output like voidstone, more tankiness, an item with a passive that is useful on a tank with no pen. Many things.
if you / your team is having trouble confirming kills and doing damage once the support finishes its expensive sixth item, you have some issues that need to be addressed.
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>>123999767
>Khepri over Athena
ok kid
>Sol ADC
ok kid
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>>123999802
Look on smiteguru to see your opponent level, maybe those level 30 aren't really level 30.
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>>123995805
Liar

>>123995834
Really? Hopefully there's gonna be another gem event soon
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>>123999802
>who duo-q's with a level 30

Why are you not playing with someone more experienced? It's obvious that you're in the "I'm good at dota, I can't be sucking here, it's my team!".

Just play with someone from a clan.
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>>123998774

hahahaahahahahaha!

oh you're funny
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>>123999824
Your logic is shit and you dont even have your mechanics right. Executioner stacking on phoenixes and towers, lmao. Or "hurr durr if you dont instakill everyone thats athena taunted your team is shit" as if no team has ever let someone get away with ~15% hp. So Stupid.

There are plenty of other items you could run here, but I was just giving a basic Athena build. If you're not a retard, you'll admit that 6th item soul reaver on certain guardians is very effective.

>>124000241
guess you didn't watch super regionals, because Sol and Khepri were way more hotly contested. Not like Barra got two quadras with Sol or anything.

Where can I go for smite discussion that isn't 100% shitkids? The Reddit is about as bad.
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>>124000354
I don't know, really does seem like it.
>>124000450
Because it's really fucking stupid to force newcomers to rely on having to play with a high level player?

Sure I'm good at DotA, but I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing here in Smite.
All I know is:
- Ward primary objectives and gank paths
- Last-hitting provides more gold than not getting it
- Buffs are important (yet not many takes them where I play, except for the smurfs)
- Destroying towers equals gold and progress towards winning the game
- Killing the enemy Titan wins you the game
- You can only have 2 Wards on the map, including the Sentry

I have no idea how/when to:
- Jungle
- When to go for Gold Fury (We have Roshan in DotA, but it's really often seen as a "THROW" to go for it most of the time because it's in a fucking pit)
- When to go for Fire Giant
- What to build and in what situation (I do understand anti-heal item though)
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>>123997715
She was bad.
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>>124000417
I'd need like 6 gem days to get the thing.
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>>124000747
There's nothing to discuss if everyone knows what they're talking about silly.
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>>124001457
There's always new things to discover, and the game is always evolving.
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>>124001119
>level 20+
>newcomer
Anon please
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>>124000747
>The number two player in the world, professional who plays Smite for a living, can get a quadra kill with a really fucking good god. Wow they must be instantly the best god in the game.
9/10 you will be better off with a Hunter ADC. And i'm sure Barracuda can do just as good if not better with Xbal.
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>>123997715

She was shit, then she was good, then Odin's cried that they couldn't just spam 1+2 anymore, and then she became shit again

so they just reworked her and now shes good.
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>>124001676
These are only the latest games, I already stated that the games doesn't add up.
I've learnt next to nothing from them. Some my team gets stomped, others the opponent team gets stomped by some smurf team.

But I really get nothing out of that, it makes no sense.
And to clarify why I don't really team up that often, pic related happened a tad too often when I did try to.

It's been like that since account level 9, before that it was strange how it felt like playing against legit potatoes who would go randomly afk in the middle of a lane for whatever reason.
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Hey for anyone interested in trying Paladins but doesn't have a key still; HiRez gave players a whole bunch more keys. If you were ever going to beg for one in >>123730858, now would be the time.

>Paladins general is so slow it's been alive for 3 days and isn't even halfway to the bump limit
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PALB2106BFBB51116

PALB9FC6852E51116

Paladins Beta codes.
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>Ah has 2 skins
>khepri has 2 skins
>guan and chronos still only have 1 skin
Must be shit being the gods hirez hate
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>>124003789
>paladins
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>>124007072

>Xing has no skins and he came out round the same time as Khepri, even though he's just as popular
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>>123982456
>that face
>that body
if she was blond she would look like a total bimbo lol
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>buy Furiona and Serqet bundle
>open free chest
>Serqet VP

Current Dick Status: MUH
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>>124007072
Chronos is getting a skin.

meanwhile Arachne gets nothing, no skins and a shitty kit.
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>>124007502
W H E N

S K I N

A R A C H N EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

N E W

A R A C H N EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

S K I N

W H E N
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>>124007413
>do the same
>get a ward skin
I'm jealous
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>No mastery skins for Xing this patch
>>
G.E.B 1 skin is most underappreciated skin out there
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>tfw you get paired against the most passive team in existance and they only attack when you die.
>enemy has also has no front line at all
>still lose

Sometimes I hate this game.
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>>124008646
When she becomes good
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>>124008646
but arachne got black widow and sol doesnt have a skin yet :^)
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I was only 18 years old. I love Kelly so much, I had all the Hi-Rez Games and Merch. "Kelly is love." I say, "Kelly is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot, but I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Kelly. I tell him that Kelly is cute. He slaps me and tells me to get better taste in women. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really warm. Suddenly, a warmth is moving toward me. It's Kelly. I am so happy. She whispers into my ear "You are a faggot." She grabs me with her powerful hands and puts me down on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I lay there for Kelly. She sits on my face. I can barely breathe, but I do it for Kelly. I can feel my lungs starting to collapse as my face turns purple. I push against her force. I want to please Kelly. She roars a mighty roar as she crushes my skull. My dad walks in. Kelly looks him straight in the eyes and says "Support Esports." Kelly leaves through my window. Kelly is love. Kelly is life.
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>>124008976
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/a/aa/MechGeb_Kill_Streak_1.ogg
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>>124008646
She's not hirez is just scrapping her till after the Japanese pantheon because they hope you will all forgot so they can just remove her from the game
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>merc is shit
>he still has a million skins
What the fuck
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>>124010091

>merc is shit

Yeah, okay
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Janus ? more like J-liquidshitdrippingprolapsed-anus
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>>124010624
Nice. Niiiiiiiiiice
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You'll never guess. Good fucking luck.
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HOP ON THAT SHIT
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>>124010091
>He has a million skins
you mean exclusive skins and no gem skins, man that's a lot.
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>>124010896
>it actually worked
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>>124009549
ayyy! someone actually put some though into this one lmao

>tfw Kelly will never dominate you
why even live
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>>124010891
Guan yu
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>>124010896
ayyyy it still works, thanks hirezchrist.
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>>124010891
Anhur?
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>>124010891
Nemesis
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>>124010896

got dat shit, ye
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>>124010891

Ravana
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>>124010896
Got one, thank anon
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>>124010891
Probably shadow playing SWK.
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>>124010891
poseidon
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>>124002017
No she isn't good.
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>>124011324
>>124011445
>>124011608
300 left.
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>>124010891
Hercules
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>>124011720

thanks buddy!
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>>124011282
>>124011334
>>124011441
>>124011604
>>124011632


>>124011609
Damnit Photon. I waited so people wouldn't be able to guess from the match we played.

I guess I just didn't wait long enough.
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>>124010891
ao kuang
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>>124011860
I'm not photon, I'm mambo
Holy fuck, that was a shot in the dark, you fucking meme incarnate kill yourself.
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>>124011874

>mage
>building all those physical items

nice
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>>124010891
xing tian
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>>124010891
freya
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>>124011860
>mfw

Man I'm glad I don't play with the shitter squad
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>>124012009
I could've guessed you were Mambo even without you saying it based off the rest of your post.

Click to have more torture in the form of memes.
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>>124010891
anubis
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>>124010891
Cabrakan ?
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>>123936606
>>123936606
>15 votes
Eh, well I guess some people are interested in it. Still taking suggestions.
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>>124012497
>ninja's
>golden bow
>ancile
this is why people don't want to play with you
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>>124010896
I didn't get one.
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>>124012849
When I posted these without my name, people were saying the guy I was picking on had a respectable kdr so I should back off.
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>>124012857
All outta codes!
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>>124010891
nu wa
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>>124012857
gotta go fast
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>>124012784
Do it faggot.
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>>124012784
If you do it, make the porn vanilla. As in, solo Ecchi kind of stuff. We have enough futa and other dirty smut, and need more artistic porn.
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>>124012991
Can proudly say that I'm not one of those people, that these builds are fucking awful, and that when you play with anyone who doesn't have trash ELO like the shitter squad these builds will get you shit on like the baddie you are.
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>>124008682
Voicepacks cost 200, wards cost 300
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>tfw xing and khepri has been nerfed multiple times
>bellona still strong as fuck

Okay who's hirez employee's waifu is she?
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>>124010891
sobek
>>
>enemy team surrenders moments before my teammate was about to get a penta kill.
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>>124014067
I blame hirez fish
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>>124014332

hahaha get fucked
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>>124008646
She's getting a remodel first.
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>>124013745
Oh let it go. If you aren't having fun with the game, what's the point?
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Just want to say that I'm the cause 87% of the shitpost here, yes I do have autism
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>>124014846
uber is that you?
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>>124014910
Yes.
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>>124014846
>yes I do have autism
So are you Shadow, HDFRed, or the tyr only fag?
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>>124014067
>xing is still top tier
>khepri has one of the greatest ults in the game
bell is shut down in lanes vs non-shitters who interrupt her 3 and most are too stupid to buy qins and be useful. yeah she needs an ult nerf or reduced hammer damage but otherwise shes fine
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If you buy chests and get an item you don't want can you like trade it or something?
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>>124013129
>ecchi
What does this mean? like a pin-up?
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>>124015137
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>>124015394
Well fuck I really want that plush Scylla skin but it's not worth the gamble.
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>>124015480

Hey, that's the deal. If you want the cute little elf you gotta roll for her
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>>124015062
HIS NAME IS TAROSHIMA, FAGGOT.
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"COWER LESSER GODS, for you face the master of Olympus!"
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>>124015301
Essentially.

>>124015828
I thought it was "Cowerless a god," like Zeus was saying he had no fear.
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>>124015480
>mfw I got her my first try
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>>124015480
It's fair. You will have to pay HiRez 5 more times to get it. Have fun

PS: It's fair
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>>124016548
>mfw pedophiles show up
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>>124017950
>trying to shame fred for being a pedo

wont work
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>>124017950
Oh man, I'm gonna change my ways now.
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>playing a match
>Some of people on the enemy team are zooming around really fast in short bursts
>check ping
>it's only 40

I swear that medusa got down the whole lane in like 2 seconds.
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>>124018306
I figured it wouldn't, I mean he never surrenders because of his love for children and his dark desires to rim young girls
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>>124018973
This may come as a shock, but the other people are actually other people, who may have higher ping than you.
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>>124019172
All data goes through the host server so it shouldn't manifest as lag to other players.
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>>124018973
Cheating has been around, but it's not very common. I played against a Sobek who lagged/rubberbanded when running away or trying to catch up to people. It looked like mini blinks but without the blink effect.

There was also a video of this guy running fast as all fuck with Ymir.
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>8 Viewers
Anatoly is doing well since leaving smite, putting that sub button to good use
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http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Blink_Dagger

When is this item coming to Smite? 12 second blink sounds nice.
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>>124020174
>How to make Serqet SS+ tier
>>
You can claim that landing Janus' ult across the map or getting 5 man ult with Hades feels good. But there is nothing more nothing more satisfying than Bird Bombing, that little slut people call Hel, with Odin.I put my cage up, use my 3 on that skank and let my team rip the hag apart. At that moment I am euphoric
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>Hel will never stance switch while your dick is inside her
Honestly, why live?
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>>124020772
You won't live if that happens.
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>>124021183
>hating yandere
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>>124015129
all this shitposting and you don't realize her 3 is not the hammer...

you are fucking bullshit anon
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>>124020014
all smite streamers plum when they are not streaming smite.
DM and Incon pull around 900 to 1000 viewers on smite, anything else is sub 400.
obviously the smaller the streamer the lower the numbers
>>
>be level 18 scrub
>get some aggressive shit in my game scolding everyone
>starts bragging about his main account and how he's smurfing
>asks him why he needs to play noobs if he's so good
>"stfu muh elo"
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>>124003789
Thanks for the code.
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>>124014434
She needs a rekit too.
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>>124022307
and you dont realize xing ting is a better solo than her?
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>>124024268
oh i'm not the one you were talking to, i just wanted to correct your mistake.


don't care about balance and stuff otherwise.
just try to get your facts, skills and builds right next time senpai.
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>Page 10
mittens shall save the thread
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should i buy golden bow on merc?
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>>124028884
One of the few and maybe only that actually should get it.
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>have enough to open one chest while still having enough for the rest of the odyssey shit
>open tsm chest
>get this
awww yeah, apollo my nigga and this is literally the only thing I wanted
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Why does Hirez hate Guan? A lot of fairly recent skins seem to enjoy shitting on him, and they only non-recolor he's got is that piece of shit Guan Fu.
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>>124031382
>Not being happy that he has DW kingdom colors with Wei arguably the better Kingdom as convention "harder" skin to get
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>>124032957
I don't dislike the default, but it's the principle of the matter.
>>
MY
NIGGA
XING
TIAN

I just started playing him since the mega nerf. He is still OP as fuck. Unless he gets a re-kit he is going to stay on top. Getting him to be my next mastery level 10. Diamond Xing when?
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>>124034758
You and me both, brother. He will always be very strong, and I will always love playing him, no matter how they nerf him. I've got him to 970 worshippers right now, rank X coming soon.
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Hey guys, little update on the porn contest thing. Gonna go with goddesses only, I just think it makes the whole process simpler.
Some specifics:
If Scylla wins, she'll have to look a bit older, she can still remain flat-chested and such.
Same applies to Ne Zha
Since Hel has two forms, she'll have to be voted on which one wins, unless you guys want some half and half thing...

Refer to this picture to what I mean for Scylla and Hel http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/c/cedargrove/370077/cedargrove-370077-Smited_Tits_7.jpg


That said:
Would you guys rather a single winner, vote pose( single winner with a specific pose and theme that smgen votes on.)
Or 3 winners, doing a pose together?(3 rounds with no vote on theme)


Vote here http://strawpoll.me/6156043
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>>124035494
Single winner, there can be only one.
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>>124035494
>Everyone comes together for porn voting
Go figure
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>>124034758
Not gonna lie, I didn't like him at first, but he grew on me, both in playstyle and in personality
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>>124018973
>>124019965


So that explains the Turbo Jumping awilix that I saw a few games back. When she jump spammed, she fucking zoomed across the map.

Still bodied her tho,
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>>124000747
late response but
>dont even have your mechanics right. Executioner stacking on phoenixes and towers, lmao
is not what i said, learn to read. I said
>executioner increases your physical teammates, towers/phoenixes/titan's damage outputs as well as the damage of any abilities you use after applying the debuff
meaning, if someone dives our tower and i apply executioner to them, their physical protection is reduced, hence our tower or phoenix or whatever deals more damage to them as well as me and my teammates dealing more damage to them.
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>>124037145
Yeah, I figure people would prefer a single winner. The reason I gave the other option was so it would be less restricted to a single goddesses/theme/fetish.

This way people had more chances for their favorite goddess to win, and the theme would be simple enough that everyone could enjoy since it's 3 chicks rubbin' on eachotherunless ur some type of fag.

I should also say that there will be some restrictions to stuff like scat and guro,
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>>124041061
Not the anon you were talking to, but I thought the same thing he did. Fix your wording anon.
>>
>play clash
>team is doing fine about equal with the enemy team but we have better teamfight
>dive as chiron against a chang'e because i though we had her
>guan stops chasing when chang'e had 1 health
>hou yi comes out of the jungle and i got combo'ed because this fucking guan didn't help me
>nox says you suck, leave!
>ask if i should really leave
>YES
>calmly close the game
i'm honestly not mad, if i'm dragging the team down why should i stay? its also a plus, just needed 3 worshipers to master Chiron , only reason i was playing clash lol
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>>124041562
how are you guys so retarded?
>towers/phoenixes/titan's damage outputs
>outputs

Also god damn i am tired of clicking on cacti
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>>124041832
>It can't be that I need to improve, everyone else does!

Grammatically you're correct, but most people assume you're talking about damage vs. towers because that's a common mistake that someone would make; much more so believable that you'd word it wrong.

A better way would've been;
>Executioner would increase the damage done by your physical teammates, tower shots, and abilities you hit them with after the debuff is applied.
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>>124041061
Your hunter is the one benefiting from executioner stacks, and they have one themselves. If you're both attacking the same target, youre better off with qins, to take advantage of your hunter's executioner. Try again.
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I wonder how taro feels about the Tyr buff
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What a nice feeling it is to shit on a clan.

Well, it was only clash, but even still, a nice feeling nonetheless
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>tfw your fully built Hunter leaves the team fight and goes for Gold Fury
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>>124044997
>>
Is there an accurate tier list out there?
>>
What's good smiggers?
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>>124046252
Thor>Serqet>Sol>everyone else.
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>>124046347
Hades Support's good, that's what.
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>>124046252
balanced portal man
balanced hammer man
balanced scorpion lady
balanced flame woman
balanced headless man
balanced woman of many weapons
balanced lady of global teleport
balanced lightning man
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>balanced lightning man
What's wrong with no mobility/cc?
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>>124046881
Don't forget
balanced invisible backstab man
balanced invincible dragon man
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>>124043440
>hunter and bellona/osiris/etc are both always in every fight that occurs and always attacking the same target at the same time
Try again.
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>>124047078
>Mystic Mail
>Aegis
>beads
>staying grouped
>have someone defend side from splitpushing.
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>>124047078
or balanced bronzie guy apparently
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>>124047078
Also
Balanced Dung Beetle
Balanced Bipolar Witch
Balanced Iceberg
Balanced Horseman
Balanced Shapeshifting Ape
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>playing with Gensm
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>>124047739
>aegis is always up
>beads are always up
>they are the only dangerous CC
>mystic mail stops instant teleport back stab
>if my team is competent the enemy team is incompetent
nope
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>>124046969
Oooooonnnne puuuuuuuunch
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>Play league with smgen member
>We both drop a stinkbomb
>I talk about where I messed up
>He was being negative and wanted to surrender because our Kukulkan disconnected at the start by mistake
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How to win in Leagues

>Completely master exactly one C-tier god in every role against every god
>Reap benefits
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>>124049838
>KKK in ranked
I see you were playing with Fred.
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>>124050465
>Fred wanting to surrender
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>>124050680
>Fred talking about anything other than how much he wants to fill scylla with his semen and then suck it back out of her like she was some weird cum smoothie
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>>124047636
nigga you stupid as fuck. Reread the string of posts. This about executioner vs. qin's sais on Bellona. Im responding to someone that is claiming that executioner is better, because their teammates benefit from the stacks. There's two situations.

a) you're attacking an enemy, and youre the only one doing damage to them
b) you're attacking the enemy, and you have a teammate that is benefiting from the executioner stacks (your hunter). However your hunter has exe, so having qin's here does more.

In both cases, Qin's is better as it does more damage. You get it family? AS for upping tower/phoenix damage I think that just fails to respect the reality of teamfights. Bellona is a frontliner with a ton of dive-potential. Her role is to be tanky as fuck and bully the enemy carries absorbing their damage for teammates. Focusing an enemy tank is rarely the correct choice, and even more rare when they're diving a phoenix/tower. In this case you should be bullying the enemy hunter that's doing the huge majority of the damage to the tower or phoenix.

So basically there's no situation where Executioner is better.
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>>124051436
You should speak more politely when having a conversation with your family. They are family after all
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>>124051436
The Weak3n build includes Executioner + Ichaival. I've been a proponent of high pen and power, but if anyone says differently, he's the one who would get me to listen
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>>124051678
>listening to weak3n when it involves anything about damage
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>>124051678
chok3n is known to run sub-optimal stuff all the time. If you wanna talk about professional opinions, Krett advocates qins as the single damage of choice on bell/osiris. As for other players, it's a pretty even split in opinions. I'd say Baskin, Omega and Cyclone are the best Bell players. Baskin tends to build Qins as his only damage item, Omega no damage items, and Cyclone Ichaival.

http://smite.esportspedia.com/wiki/Bellona/Match_History
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>>124051856
But he's the best jungler in North America
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>>124052070
>mfw
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>>124052184
Is that Andinister?
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>>124052232
they call him the candi man
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>>124052070
>people actually thinking weak3n is good
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>>124052424
What about the time he played Kumbakharna
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>>124052557

forever known as 667
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>>124049548
Go to bed Naturoamasama.
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>>124051678

Was that from a match where he had a magical carry, or from his jungle build video?

Either way, Weak3n is retarded so it doesn't matter.
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>>124052676
nice rebuttal
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>>124052749
So where do I go to learn about how to get good? I seriously want to make a Challenger's Cup team and
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>>124051375
>not doing semen beer bongs out of fallopian tubes.
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>>124052987
>That post
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>>124052987
I want to make a Challenger's Cup team and be relevant in it at least for a little while.
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>>124053101
He said candlejack and now he's go-
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>>124052987
go hit master's in ranked first.
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>>124053193

Instead of just copying standard builds, you need to really learn the entire meta at once. If you understand the decisions that go into builds, and how they are affected by team comp as well as what your opponent is building, you'll never be at a loss for your own build. I realize this is kind of an obvious statement, but bear with me.

The best way to get a view of the bigger picture is to watch lots of games, and get info from many sources. Even if Weak3n makes thorough tutorials, he'll always forget something that someone else will mention. He's got great content on the whole, but if he seriously advocates for Exe on solo Bellona, that's an example of him being retarded. By the teamfight phase, that's a wasted slot. If you were to rush it while laning, you'd be missing out on better items. If you've got a 3 magical comp and your other physical god couldn't build pen or something, then yeah, frontlining with with Exe might make sense, but Qin's is way safer even then.

Also, if you feel the math and decision making is too dense to jump into, any specific questions you've ever had are already probably a Google away. Krett's AMAs on leddit are great if you're after technical details, although he could very well be wrong about some things too.

And while /smgen/ is largely here for porn and bantz, the community here can actually be quite knowledgeable.
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>>124054245

>exe solo bellona

Or jungle Bellona, for that matter.
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>>124054245
This is how I feel about this
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>>123994428
>not using guan fu
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>Tfw want to main solo but don't really play any of the cancer solos
I like wukong but everyone fucking plays wukong. I like Bellona but I don't think I'm that great with her.
Should I keep playing Herc? I haven't seen one in a long time. Probably just bad luck or something but is he falling off in the meta or anything?
Also what about Ymir?
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>>124056101
Osiris
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>>124056101
He was one of the lowest winrates in ranked, so yes he's falling off.

>>124056417 knows what he's talking about, Osiris is the sex.
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i'm not level 30 yet and i'm playing all modes to get favor, does freya stay this good in conquest and when enemies actually focus you? she shits out damage but she's really weak early and i don't want to commit to a low tier waifu
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>>124056489
she's a top tier ADC if the enemy lets you farm / you have a good support
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>>124056489

If you're playing pubs, there's no reason not to play Sol if you want a magical carry. She's made Freya ADC obsolete.

If you're worried about her viability in ranked, don't worry. Sol will be banned out in well over half your games if you're in a competent lobby. The good news is everyone playing ranked that isn't Masters is shit and you can beat them with anyone. Play who you want.
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>>124056489
i think my only losses with her are in 3v3
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>>124056489
>low tier waifu

Freya is literally the highest of the tiers. Both in gameplay and waifu status.
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>>124057003
Freyas lategame is still one of the best for an adc. Far from being obsolete.
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>>124056489
Best waifu, enjoy the futa.
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That feel when senpai notices you
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>>124061458
http://www.twitch tv/daretocare/v/27989986
There's the archive of him playing against us, 6:10:00 in.

>Whose Thor penis is bigger let's find out
>Photon Manifold, what a name


It really is a cool name man

I don't think dare was feeling on top of his game today.
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>>124062078
>Tfw playing with Smgen against BMBrandon.
>Tfw we lost.
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>>124062298
Don't play with the shitter squad then
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>>124062373
I was playing with Cel, Gypsy and someone else in Siege.
Unless you meant Smgen is the shitter squad as a whole.
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>>124062448
>Cel, Gypsy
Like I said, don't play with the shitter squad
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>>124062542
But anon. Everyone in Smgen is a shitter. Most of them complain about CC > Skill whilst neglecting to buy beads.
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>>124062637
I believe it's only Taro who complains that CC > Skill
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>>124062637
It's true, that's why it's so enjoyable. I love that I joined this clan.

Also just throwing banter, I went 0-8 Merc last time I partnered with Gypsy. Dude's much better than me, so is Cel
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>>124062743
I probably didn't help the team either in our Siege match against BM.
I got bodied as support because I laned with some rando against BMBrandon's Aphro/Herc shit. Needless to say, I fed hard.
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>mfw daretocare muted me because my laugh spam
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>Page 9
Live, damn you!
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>>124065676
>1 post per hour

it's over lads.
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Only 3-5 more month left, before the inevitable shutdown of smite (-> Paladin release). Gotta got some games in.
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>1
>post
>per
>hour
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>only one post per hour because everyone got work
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>>124070437
We really need some dank meme to shitpost with like the other general ;^)
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>/smitepals/ should've been a thing
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hi-rez are paying rooster teeth to promote smite and they'll make cosmetics about them for next year taking the chance there'll be a new japanese pantheon
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>>124071050
>mr.diddles skin
Who would get it?
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Hi-Rez are fucking incompetent. This patch has made my smite crashed several times during matches. And I never fucking crash unless I have Internet problems.
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>>124071050
>tfw never have watched anything with rooster teeth
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>>124071050
Ruby Rose Guan Yu when?
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>>124073745

Same with me. I've been playing over a year and my game has never crashed. These last two days though I've never been able to play more than five minutes without it crashing. How could they fuck it up this badly.
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40 something days left and I need nineteen wins in 1v1 Joust for my Solid Hornet. Any advice on what to play/tactics/anything would be really great. Thanks!
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>>124077570
AMC every game
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>>124077570
>Purposely lose a bunch of matches so you get placed in bronze V
>Enjoy your free wins against mentally braindead people; don't even need to know the meta
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>>124077691
I mostly play AMC, to be fair. Not sure if that is good or bad.

>>124077723
Not a terrible idea, I guess. Barely play Smite anymore, burned out after trying to get MLG pro at it, but I love Solid Hornet.
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>>124077723
Kissuuu Kissuuu senpaiiiii
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>>124077723
I played a dude in silver 2 and he was some upset I got AMC and surrendered after 12 minutes
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>Watching the sex stream
>he gets matched with a guy so bad Jeff thought he wasn't even 30
>guy is level 30 with only a 29% win rate in most modes
>mfw I saw the stats
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>>124073745
>>124076989
If you hadn't been infected by reddit's retardation you would know by now that avast antivirus is blocking smite when it does certain things, like joining a match. just toggle it off before you launch the game then enable it again after you are done playing.
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>>124079168
It's been avast? Oh fuck me. I love you
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>>124079168
I'm not using avast
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>>124079168

Yeah, not using avast.
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>>124079710
>>124079984
I tested several antiviruses and no other ones were causing any issues. What the fuck are you using, norton? (you aren't really using norton are you?)
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>>124080248
Who the fuck would even use norton this day and age? I use security essentials
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>>124080248
BitDefender. I guess turning it off is worth a shot, though it's never been a problem before.
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TIME TO STEP UP THE SHITPOSTING AND SAVE THIS GENERAL

PULL ALL THE STOPS

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q2IqTnZlOO

POST VOCAROOS

PUT /SMGEN/ AS AN INTEREST ON OMEGLE

UNLOCK THE ANIME REACTION FOLDER

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>>124081454
no, post apollos
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I'm genuinely curious of the direction hi-rez is going to take SMITE next year. . LoL, dota and HoTS are growing, with HoTS already surpassing SMITE's playerbase in 4-5 months(not surprising with it being a Blizzard title, but still).
I'm starting to think SMITE will just never break out of this casual state it's in. Season 1 was really promising and seemed like the e-sports would really grow, and then Hi-Rez turned around and fucked up conquest for half a year. Poor balancing decisions all year. Older gods still remaining ignored. Now all we have to look forward too is the new game mode and Japanese gods.

Seems like next year will be the last year for SMITE. It will be still be around, in the same way that HoN is still around.

It's a shame really. LoL and Dota move too slow for me and HoTS just won't be fun until they add bans. and HoTS will die anyway once Overwatch is out. Blizzard is already trying to milk it hard already in preparation.

Oh well. Maybe Paladins will be less shit in a few months.
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I want a goddess of smug.
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>>124081952
Nice b8 m8
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>>124082196
I guess we'll see
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If I'm playing Loki solo do I prioritize decoy?
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>>124081952
>HoTS already surpassing SMITE's playerbase in 4-5 months
But they haven't. And yeah, heroes of the storm would be dead if anyone else was behind it.
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>>124082979
Yep.
Grab one rank in the stealth at level 2, then max your decoy.
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>>124082979
Nice meme
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>>124083404
Yes they have, just going by the larger fanbase on social sites(twitter, leddit, 4chan, etc).
You can make any excuse you want about that but hi-rez has the actual total games played hidden, so theres no way to verify it any other way.
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>>124081952
I really don't care about the e-sports fad. It's going to be dead in the 20s and be surpassed by multiplayer VR games.
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>tfw people start speaking russian in your NA leagues lobby
gg friends.
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>Ra and Osiris (Slifer) are in the game

Obelisk when?
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Will the actives+items hybrids fix/counter the broken ass gods?
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>>124086831
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>>124084180
More people talking about it doesn't mean more people playing it. There are several regions separed from the main ones, and there are a lot of people who don't talk about smite because there is still too many retards having a fit whenever hi-rez gets mentioned.
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>>124087554
Tbh, both Smite and HotS is in the "only a few truly plays" pool in my book.
They're pretty much both doomed to die out.

Smite has a really fucking bad balance and horrible mm-system that scares off new players.

HotS in high tier games is the most boring shit you could ever imagine, people clears the lane, goes back to the well and refill their mana to then clear the lane again. This is because dying typically means your towers will fall the second you're gone.
Also half the maps are complete shit.
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>>124087228
Not him
and I'm referring to Serq, Thor, Athena and Axe man.
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>>124083404
>>124087813
everytime someone says HotS I still think of Heart of the Swarm first.
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>>124054245
As a player who's got Diamond Bellona I've already been saying for a long time that since most ADCs will invariably build Executioner, it's going to be a wasted slot 90% of the time. The exceptions to the rule are Sol and Freya. If those are your ADCs, then by all means, use Executioner on Bellona. I still know that paying attention to team composition would determine if you ought to build it or not.
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>>124062542
>>124062637
I learned pretty quickly that the shitter squad is big. I thought regulars like Fred and Czar were better than I was, until I tried doing leagues. Now I know why I'm ranked higher than they are.
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>>124082979
Yeah, just be sure you don't get fucked by your opponent who will inevitably clear lane faster than you.
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BELLONA PLEASE!
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>>124088489
>Fred
>Czar
>Anyone being worse than the original poopy platoon members
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>>124089102
Just ask HiRez for an extra gem
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>>124089102
That's why they give out free gems.
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>>124086831
fucking klarity lel
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>>124089102
SUPPORT ESPORTS!
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>>124088489
Are you still mad about that match, Brickington?
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>>124088489
You're higher rank cause you were lucky.
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>>124094830
You're lucky I'm not feeling so well or I'd rough you up punk, I'm the top fighter in my school, I'd tell you the name but you probably wouldn't have heard of it.
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>>124095019
Pretty sure I know the name "shit".
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>>124095295
No, it's Super Happy Party Dansu Pantsu Pretty High School, you fucking faggot and don't you forget it
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>Guy cries over smurfs who solo-q just because they want to stomp some new players
>He got stomped by said smurf whilst smurfing, trying to "help" his friend learn the game

If any of you faggots do this, please kill yourself
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>>124095615
You should have tried to get him again next game and just camped his friend till he decided to stop playing smite all together
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>>124095956
I'm a new player, the smurf he accused of smurfing was an Anubis player who just shat on the whole enemy team
But I just find it hilarious how someone smurfing can cry over another person smurfing, it's sad in every single way - They're both fucking up the newcomer's experience
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If the tank meta is so good why have I never seen comps like Zhong mid, Bellona jungle, Chaac solo?
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>>124096674
I'm not even sure if Chaac does jackshit anymore
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>>124096674
by tank meta they kinda also mean that most characters are picking up defense. you'll almost always see jungle being semi-tanky and even mids are tending toward a bit of protections/health too. then you usually have the tanky solo and support
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>>124096674
>muh tank meta
>muh burst meta
>muh CC meta

Best ignore the majority of people using those terms.
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I'm going to do it, smgen! I'm going to lose all my placing matches in 1v1 Joust, just to hopefully pubstomp all the Bronze V players I can!
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>>124098905
Seeing how few people are playing league joust you will probably keep getting matched with the same people you had your placements against.
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>>124098905

inb4 you legit lose all your matches and get placed where you deserve to be
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>>124099053
Fuck.
>>124099072
There is a good chance of that. I dislike League in general. All I want is my fucking Solid Hornet, though!
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>>124099262
That's the only reason I am doing it as well
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>>124056417
>>124056480
B-but I have 2 herc skins and his voice pack and he's rank V
I don't even like Osiris
Fuck this meta. This shit is gay. I don't even get to play solo because someone bends time and space to call it before me. And then I get shafted to support and my ADC goes 0/9 and says "I gotta go IRL. Sorry"
Every time

>Tfw couldn't post all last night because captcha was fucking up for me
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>5 stack in arena
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>>124100607
Play Herc then, you can make anything work in casuals if you're good enough.
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>>124100782
I'm trying to git gud so I can play ranked without instantly falling to bronze though.
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>>124100680
>arena
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>>124088489
see
>>124011860
>>124012497
>>124012991
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>>124100882
Oh yeah if you want to do good at ranked then you're better off going with the meta picks.

If you want to do good though, don't main solo. I say this because;
>Maining a role is stupid in ranked, being able to fill everything decently is worth more because you're GOING to have someone on your team who mains your role and nothing else
>Don't do solo during qualifiers if you can help it. You can't carry a game from the solo lane unless it goes really well for you; ADC or jungle will let you win those qualifiers real easy.
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EZPZ RIGHT
LOL XD EZ
GIT GOOD
LOL, YOU SUCK
EL OH EL
SALTY?
MAD?
This game is fucking breaking me.
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I have to admit: Out of many other western developers out there I'm glad Hi-Rez at least tries to makes their female characters pretty without making them typical 'western woman'-style with big lips and comic looks.
There are exceptions of course but I hope Hi-Rez doesn't follow the slope of 'Hurrdurr stop making gurl in vidya pretty' like Riot.
I mean it's been a while since LoL has released any new sexy female character like they used to when Zeronis was making designs.
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>>124101245
That's probably for the best. I just genuinely enjoy playing solo. In contrast I genuinely dislike playing ADCs in this game. The only one I like at all is probably bees and that's it. Maybe Neith.

As for mid and jungle these are probably my week points. I don't really play many mids except for Nox. I also have no idea how to manage my time as a jungler. It feels like even though I'm going from camp to camp and stealing exp from lanes I'm still behind in levens for the first 10 minutes until I can catch up and start killing people. I'm most definitely doing something wrong.
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Okay, so I'm a new player, and I just can't be assed to play after I reached level 20, I've hit a brickwall of statistically impossible matchups, and I just don't feel like playing more than 1 game pr. week because it's just not fun having the game decided by whoever got the smurfs or high level players who for some reason are playing with "newish" players who learn absolutely nothing from said games.

Like, how does Hi-Rez even expect people to be ready for when they do get level 30?
I just can't find the motivation anymore, is it going to be better or is the game's MM-system really this godawful?
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>>124103746
Every day until we like it ?
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new thread
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When Anhur erects his penis he says
"Beware of the shifting semen "
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