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/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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for the fallen edition


>Seasonal Event: Final Fantasy XI: The Maiden's Rhapsody:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2015/The_Maidens_Rhapsody/

>Patch 3.1: As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/6707e4bc0ca533c1a2cb12155fc91d884c6b6a84

>Patch 3.1 OST
https://mega.nz/#!yE9hhTiI!VPYZj59LUh1liUm3J_vmLghVJB8iL8KmBvNg3i10bf8

>Patch 3.1 Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkRTO7co_Yc

>Resources, guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/pMqHMBbc

>Previously on /xivg/:
>>123776762
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MIQOTE PUSSY
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>using one of my fav pics
th-thenks
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>>123798646
cat cats you say?
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tfw no lala gf
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Trial mode sucks.

Can I actually get a chocobo mount during the trial?
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xth for xivg post initials edition
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I just fucking posted one. Why won't gook moot let me delete my thread?
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>>123798478
The quests before HW are unbelievably short given how many of them there are, so you should be a Dark Knight in a week, you fucking baby.
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xth for Odin
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Within the walls of quarrymill
Lived a can with an iron will
Born into the highland race
She swore all'll know her face

So she spent all her days
Trying to take her place
Drinking your love and hate
But in a twist of fate
She lost her identity
Pity this poor entity

The can fell into despair
Her pain was beyond compare
Betrayed by miss handlebars
Not a thing could heal her scars
Will death befall our valiant hero?
Her life's greatest work amount to zero?

Nay, not yet, do not grieve
Because I still believe
One day she will return
Halatali would burn
She won't let that place out of her sight
'til she gets her armor of darklight

So, just you wait for that glorious morn
For Tin Can: An Avatarfag reborn
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>>123798710
>spinevanna's triumphant return to sarg
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Post your initials and the name of the person you're in love with!
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>>123798792
its always been like that
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>>123798880
It's unrequited...

why even bother anymore...
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evil bomb a shit
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>>123798880
I know what you're trying to do! Next time it's going to be "post your name and the Miriam's of the person you're in love with."
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>>123798898
It's annoying. Looks dumb having three generals up.
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>>123798767
watch out there's a celestial emissary behind you!
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Post your initials, the initials of your favorite NPC, the initials of your favorite avatarfag, the initials of your least favorite avatarfag, the initials of the last sprout you've seen, the initials of Ippki Atros, the initials you would have if you name changed, and your initials IRL
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>>123799061
i wish you could too, it sucks been cheesed out because somebody ninjaposted theirs before bump limit
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>>123798832
>all you need is a gimmick, no personality
Wew.
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>>123797726
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xth for elezens
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Femroes
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>>123798506
Why does this artist draw hands like that?
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>>123799156
I don't care if others post. I was just making one because I didn't think anyone else was going to.
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>>123798767
>dressing as a terrorist at a wedding
do you have to shit up everything?
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>>123799224
why do you draw hands like that
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>>123799150
Forgot to unnamefag
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>>123798767
why wasnt i invited to this...
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>>123798968
Some OCD, kohai. But I like them, too, lends to showy/gaudy.
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>>123798646
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>>123799228
threadmaking sucks, my dude
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>>123799229
Yes
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>>123799337
would have invited if i'd known you wanted to come, sorry!
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>>123799447
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>>123799221
The most kawaii
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>>123799082
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Dumb catbois
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>>123799658
LITERAL brain problems
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>>123799179
Giraffe representing.
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>>123799735
have u and proci met irl yet
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>>123799571
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>>123798720
someone pls help us get lala gfs, save a life
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>>123799229
>tfw i only got to kiss a kerchief
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>>123799834
>tfw anon will never do wierd foot shit with you
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>>123799571
But that's a boy
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>>123799894
Next month
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>>123799447
tenouttaten would stuff face between.
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>>123800015
boypussy
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Post your favorite Guffy
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>>123800037
Remember to sew his limbs back on afterwards ftelly
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>>123799940
kuk city bitch
kuk kuk city bitch
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>>123799940
i might have to go to the doctor to see if any tumors sprouted after this
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>>123799940
it's not a kiss if one of you is wearing a mask
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>>123800076
bestpussy
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>>123799834
>>123800117
This is serial killer tier anon.
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>>123800252
What did you say, you cheeky bastard anon?
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>>123800294
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>>123798767
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>>123799940
>that chin
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Balmungers, queue for PvP please.
:3
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kittens in mittens
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Comfy ninjas, best ninjas
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>>123799221
Femroes.
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>>123800407
I said what I meant and I meant what I said, a kiss ain't a kiss lest it's nude lip upon lip!
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>>123799940
>wearing a handkerchief to a wedding ceremony
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>>123800427
Stop tempting me.
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>>123800525
please do not defile the mittens with your filth
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>>123799221
Futashit?
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I miss brown lightning cat
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>>123800580
But does it really count as a kiss if it's between girls?
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>>123800465
You've gotta post the rest of this man I'm losing it at this.
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>>123800676
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>>123800153
Okie
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>>123800785
That's the exact opposite of what I asked.
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>>123800686
im perfectly clean
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>>123800752
A kiss between two girls is the most pure of all kisses.
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>>123800737
Nope
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>>123800350
I'm not a serial killer! I'm a serial tickler.

All of my c@ targets have undergone a strenuous c@feet sensitivity test to ensure maximum tickle potential.
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>>123800917
Is it still pure if they have dicks
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>>123800920
Yay, normal people!
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xth for still no bf to nurse me while I lie sick in bed
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>>123800992
Purely lewd
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>>123801004
nobody in this thread is normal
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>>123801084
I'm relatively normal. I come here for guilty pleasures.
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>>123800893
>catboy
>clean
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>>123800892
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>>123801084
iunnoboutdat
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>>123801252
just go away
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>>123801157
Cleaner than any catgirl desu
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>>123801151
I come here for the cute guys and girls.
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>>123801006
Maybe if you weren't gay you wouldn't have AIDS.
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>>123801364
but why
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Post the initials of your OTP!
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>>123801157
i am an exception, a bastion of purity and goodness. proof: me in nun outfit
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>>123798832
What!? Why am I in there?
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>DPS requirements are a large part of boss fights in this game
>give players no indication on whether they are doing capable DPS
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>>123801439
I mean, I guess you do worship a cow and treat everybody in your FC like garbage in her name
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>>123801478
treacherous lizard!
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>>123801434
A.F x I.B
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>>123801424
just go away so you erp privately
nobody cares about le fembuttpussy pound my humparump
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>>123801556
If you're failing enrage timers, there's a fair chance you are not doing capable DPS.

If you beat them, you're good.
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>>123801478
your sin weighs heavily upon you
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>>123801434
F.T. x P.T.
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>>123801478
Oh! So they ARE handlebars.
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>>123801556
ACT + RainbowMage's Overlay Plugin
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>>123801626
>pound my humparump
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>>123801559
no i was dressed as a christian nun, wrong religion
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>>123801626
nah
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>>123801564
>>123801675
>>123801715
Stop spreading this slander. I wanted to see Tincan be an avatarfag as much as anyone!
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>>123801556
Adding dps meters to this game would hurt people's feelings.
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>>123801434
S.H x Y.M
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>>123801252
Do people not realize this is Tofu?
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Anyone mucked about with OLL?
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>>123801798
>anime sharessa
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>>123801556
>DPS that is doing 600 starts complaining that we can't down the boss and leaves
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>>123801915
Why're you avoiding the handlebars topic, Miss Handlebars?
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>>123801949
who the heck is tofu
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>>123801848
I wanna rub your vulva
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>>123802245
my bf
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hey /xivg/, how do I get the chocobo mount with the trial version?
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>>123801841
Nice try, Spooger.

You can't hide that fatty from Big Brother Berke
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>>123800928
>you will never kidnap shan and spider and hang them upside down by the ankles like slabs of meat and dunk them in a pool of water over and over
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>>123802245
Classic Tofu response.
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>>123802245
Somebody post one of several Tofu explanation images or logs
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>>123802303
i am no one's bf (currently)

>>123802338
ok anon
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>>123802245
But tofu killed himself
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How do I make friends?
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>>123802381
>>123802245
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aether pls queue for diadem easy
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>>123802165
Because they're not handlebars. They're to stab nerds in the face when they get too close.
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>>123802432
I need to know this too. There are people in here I like, but I don't know how to approach them in game and be interesting enough to keep them interested.
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>People trying to offer 5m on Balmung for a small house

Oh it is to laugh.
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>>123802385
You're cute? Do you like hugs?
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>>123802313
>Brother Berke
>Posted saying you're on Diabolos
>He's not
Uhhhh...
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>>123802503
why would anyone?
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>>123800928
You might have a brain problem. Just saying.
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>>123802653
That was just an impostor, obviously another member of NEET
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>>123802305
lvl 20 finish the quest "My Little Chocobo" from your Grand Company
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>>123802754
Obviously.
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>>123802809
H-How do I join a grand company anon?
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>>123802860
I will make sure to weed them out after I commandeer NEET and start my battle/trade divisions
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>>123802883
Follow the Main Story Quest.
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>>123802883
Keep doing the main story quests
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>Someone with lalafell name and Lewd search info
>Go find them
>They're a female Au Ra

Fuck you.
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>>123802970
I did that though. Don't think I have a main story quest left. Might be the trial thing? Or I'm just stupid.
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>>123802465
lmao wtf

>>123802414
rip to that guy i guess

>>123802548
i dunno am i cute? and who doesn't like hugs...
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>tfw depressed

Puttel talk about hamburgers if you're here.
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>>123802754
every poster in this thread is in neet, even you
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>>123803095
im going to a pub for lunch today and dont know whether i want the burg or the parmy, pls assist
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>>123803130
not me, i'm in saint
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>>123803086
How do I find you? How do I deliver the D?
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>>123802515
But you responded to Miss Handlebars.
Twice, even.
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>>123803297
Will you get the burg? Do it for me please.
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anyone wanna trade nudes for a PS3 copy of ARR?
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>>123803297
Find a cute boy and have him give you the meat?
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>>123803309
pick a place, anon, i'm in DF
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>>123803297
Is the parmy nine-ninety?
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>>123803297
Get the P'roci Pierogi with extra keksauce
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>>123803303
liar
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>>123803453
But I don't know you or your tastes
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>>123803432
I told you to wait to buy the PS4 version.
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>>123803608
you'll just have to take a risk

>tfw when the auto post keeps sending 1 second early and errors out
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>>123803418
ok anon i'll try their burg and report back on my personal burger blog (here)

>>123803505
i wish
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>>123803767
If it isn't nine-ninety it's not a real parm, go for the burg.
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>>123803317
Because I know you're referring to me. I even responded to murderer, and everyone knows I didn't do it.
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>>123801252
I'm making that character on Balmung soon if you're still interested.
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>>123803767
Thanks P. I'll wait to hear about the burg. Maybe that will cheer me up.
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>>123803645
I-I know you did anon. I just want to farm mounts though. and join the higher ranked fancy looking people.
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>>123802465
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>>123803892
of course
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>>123803432
are you cute?
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>>123804058
Are you that desperate?
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>>123804149
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>>123803873
The birds know the truth.
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>>123804295
>>123804149
The only person who would still have these on hand would have to be Paks (Natsu) or Tofu.
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>>123804295

Ugh. I sure am glad I avoid these faggots and only ERP with literally whos.
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>>123804381
imposter!!
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>1 more futa highlander joins saint
is this the future of saint?
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>>123802151
No, they're actual initials.

Deathflare is so cool, just like Sasooki.
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>>123804445
I'm sure plenty of people have some of this old shit saved.
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>>123804601
it's the past, present and future of saint
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I drew Shyvana having her squid feet tickled
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>>123804058
Post your mail again.
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>>123804601
>future
Lol
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>The name tofufu tofu isn't taken
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>>123804785
There's zero chance this isn't a shitty trace, since it looks like the same shaky shit as the last shitty bondage trace.
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>>123804445
not really, I saved funny shit of all kinds in the last 3 years here
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>>123804225
>>123804204
I'm on holidays and I want to waste my time wisely.
I might be anon.
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53 fucking weirdos that plague the general

why is it that this game has attracted so many virgin western players with mental issues
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>>123805056
what a faggot lmao
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>>123805218
That's an awfully exact number.
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>>123805197
See
>>123804912
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>>123805218
>why is this mmo discussion thread on a website already full of fucking weirdos, full of fucking weirdos??
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>>123804785
Punishment for not having a level 60
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>>123805056
>Theartening to kill himself with pills

lol,
as a master of committing suicide, your body forcefully rejects it anyways. Even if you grind it up and mix it with warm water, your body isn't made to take that much foreign substance.
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>>123804912
chr0nical@ live.de anon. Will you save my sunday?
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>>123805524
>a master of committing suicide
Something tells me you're kinda bad at it.
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>Can gather multiple old world fig seeds at one unspoiled node
>Can only get one prickly pineapple seed per unspoiled node

???
Nice SE
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>>123805621
Body too stronk, pls nerf.
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>>123805524
>master of committing suicide
Yeah right why are you still here pissing me off?
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>>123805672
Shotguns have a high success rate
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>>123805687
It's not about the outcome, it's about the journey.
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>>123805218
sorry...
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>>123805792
99.7%
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>>123804785
wait hold on a minute
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>>123805792
a cousin of mine that is an RN got placed in a ward with attempted suicides. failing and just blowing off the front of your face is more common than you'd think
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>>123805792
I would use guns, but I live in a very strict no Guns Allowed city. I sadly don't know a lot of people that's willing to sell off a gun illegally either.
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>>123805528
Check mail.
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>>123805218
It upsets me greatly that someone is potentially upsetting Keanu Reeves by interrupting his dinner for a photo.
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>>123806051
>tfw ippiki considers himself attractive
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>>123805925
That's why you put the barrel in your mouth. Even if, by chance, your brain stem stays in tact, you'll suffocate from your own fluids. Having the barrel at the base of your neck pointing up to the top of your head is also a one shot win.
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>>123804785
this picture is a literal mess
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>>123806290
Just like the player.
>>
why does anyone pvp in this game?

>RNG
>battle highs or whatever given to players who are already winning
>unbalanced as fuck jobs

jesus i'm never doing that again
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did the game shit itself?
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>>123806336
The glimglams.
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>>123804364
Your birds a shit.
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>>123806376
B A L M U N G

HERE I COME
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>>123805982
Did the helium exploit get patched?
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>>123806376
THE PURGE
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>>123806336
the horrible net code is enough to make me never want to pvp in this game
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>>123806336
Well, there is literally no way to make a PvE game 100% gud for PvP. It just would be a nightmare of constant rebalancing. So the alternative is just to make PvP a massive cluster fuck and basically make wins random.
Think of it kinda like snakes and ladders.
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>>123805362
It was the exact number of how many different IPs were posting here

>>123806137
He's not bad looking though
>>
>there are people who literally live in the thread
>there are people who save "dirt" on other people just to ruin their lives someday
>there are people who buy 10 copies of the game to bot and harass people
>there are people who take drama outside of the game and attempt to hire assassins
>there are people in here who seek the financial ruin of others and are actively extorting funds

And only Gilgamesh produces the finest players in FFXIV, am I right?
>>
>>123806336
It passed the time, and a few classes have cool glamours.

For the most part it's not very fun though, skill very rarely seems to matter and the "netcode" of the game makes it frustrating to hit other players with melee abilities sometimes.
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>>123806376
This shit just happened to Failfrit.
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>>123799571
Namedrop please
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>>123806630
>there are people who take drama outside of the game and attempt to hire assassins
yo what
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>>123806630
Sure thing
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>>123806574
he's below average
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>>123806336
>123806336
its pretty fun if you're a healing class imo

i dont see how melees have any fun with it at all though
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>>123806696
you first
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>>123806757
Now that he's got a receding hairline, sure.
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>>123806421
what the FUCK did you just say? do you even KNOWthe kind of hell i will bring you!?
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>>123806929
Yaranaika Abe
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>>123806137
I remember watching him hack in Dark Souls 1 PvP on his stream. Shitter lost all credibility that day. Wasn't even the jokey kind of hacking where you make your head invisible or huge either. "Tee hee I have all these ring effects without using them"
>>
>>123806630
>>123806702
A long time ago in my old fc on gilgamesh we had someone call our fc leaders workplace and ask for the king of eorzea. Doxxed him hard and posted his irl info in world chat. We were the biggest and most active fc at the time and due do the drama our fc disbanded.
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>>123807154
mmo drama ftw
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>>123806336
Maybe you're just bad?

nah it's a team effort and a bad team can lose a game for a good player. But you're probably still a Bad.
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>>123807116
o hello :3
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>>123807124
dang did he really cheat .. do you got proof of it . . .

really not cool to cheat in dark souls pvp . . .
>>
Who do you miss?

I miss emperor protects...
>>
>tfw you didn't get to lick futa cum off your EB's cunt after watching her get pounded by a real dick
baka desu senpai
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>>123807629
ahh yes he really had a butt that would not quit
>>
>>123807629
I miss the vjera and sera drama desu senpai

Shit was cray
>>
>>123806630
>there are people in here who seek the financial ruin of others and are actively extorting funds

what
>>
>>123807352
there is no skill here, keep telling yourself you're good when the other team feeds you battle high and all the S ranks appear near your spawn point.

but then again for you it can just be the case of eating shit and telling yourself it's good. can't help you there
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where are all the futa elezen/roes at
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>>123807795
No you don't.
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>>123807629
i miss when i wasn't alone...
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>>123807871
100% interest lost.
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>>123807629
My essence
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>>123806754
Is this screenshot in favor of Ippiki or did it not happen the way he describes?
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why wont someone financially RUIN me FUCK
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>>123808056
I'll make you by me an endless amount of burgs if you'd like.
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>>123807943
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>>123807906
yes i do
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>>123807946
>tfw regret not making a tincan folder
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>>123807946
Why don't you buy a new tin can off the mb and dye it black?
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>>123808170
Post your flist, and then we'll know what you like
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>>123807906
It's like a drama but funnier because someone actually killed himself.

I miss it senpai
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>>123808170
Too in the mood to properly focus on erp right now.
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>>123807863
>Nuh uh you're not good at the game it's just luck based!
>and it sucks anyway! Waaaah!

Spoken like a true shitter. Don't worry, someday you'll clear Alexander Normal if you get a really good group. But it won't be a carry, since you're the only good player who graces this bad game with their talents.
>>
>>123808257
hmm maybe later

>>123808334
hehe
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>>123808218
It's not the same. It has to be Heavy Darklight.
>>
>>123807871
Why do you keep asking...
>>
>>123808257
I think he likes futaelezen and futaroe who would blast his butthole until it's a gaping mess. Just a hunch.
If I were into cats, I'd help.
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>>123808512
Comeon cutie~
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>>123806336
RNG is the convenient excuse people use when they don't know how to play
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>>123808614
haven't found one yet :3

>>123808675
noe
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>>123807629
Reminder
http://www.never-gone.com/Memorials/emperorprotects
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>>123808738
This is probably the dumbest thing I've read in these threads.
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>>123808740
Gridania.
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>>123809038
That one, actually. The short "dyke" cut, and the hairband one.
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>>123808624
Do you like highlanders...?
>>
>>123808738
Seal Rock is nothing but RNG you fucking retard
>Oh boy that S rank spawned right next to their spawn all the way across the map
>Oh boy this new S rank spawned right next to them too
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>>123808780
Lolwut.
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>>123809038
this 1
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>>123808624
i like both of those, but i like many other things, as well
>>
>>123807629
I miss ippiki's shitposting and avatarfagging as his real life self. That kid's got some fucking ego issues. Speaking of our lord and savior Dante, where did he end up? I see new screenshots but he's not on Gilga or Balmung
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>>123809117
Love highlanders, second to roegadyn.
I'm busy, though, maybe tomorrow.
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>>123804601
Balmung needs more actually female Highlanders.
So I can put my dick in them.
>>
>tfw can't tell if I like these glasses or not

At least it's something different for a bit.
>>
>>123809689
>its not gay if im giving it to the futalander
>>
kill dragon girls
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>>123808170
>>123808939
You coming?
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>>123809736
They actually look pretty good, kill the minfilia gear though, set yourself to a higher standard
>>
>>123810006
what part
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>>123809689
How about a futalander with practically no penis?
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Thanks, /icam
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>>123810205
Sounds like a highlander that needs to bullied.
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>>123809038
Personal favorite hairstyles.
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>>123809908
Gross. She's pretty ugly.

Nice paint tho
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>>123810069
some nice person got the gear for me as a gift, so I'm using it on SCH.
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>>123810205
No.
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>>123810265
Please no. I already get bullied enough...
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>>123810290
die
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>>123810205
That's hot. You need to be shown a real cock.
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>>123809170
I know who's bad.
>>
Is there any set that sort of fits "lumberjack" for roe warrior? I'm planning for my glams but I'm not sure there is anything that fits the style
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>>123810265
Don't bully highlanders
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>>123810290
You're the kinda dragon I'd take home to show Ma and Pa.
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Meh.
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/12829396/
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>>123809360
Sold his account after his static blew up.
>>
Is there an uglier chest piece than the Creed Cuirass? It's what I hate most about playing PLD, despite all the gimped CDs that do jack shit in HW content.
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>>123810473
My cock is real too! It's just a little on the small side...
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>>123807094
Shit. SHIT.
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>>123810658
I'm sure ma and pa would be impressed you found a Daemon of Khorne Mime.
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>>123810772
Fufufu. So small, so cute!
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>>123810558
Highlanders!?
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>>123810265
>tfw you will never be bullied by a futalander tank as you struggle to heal them through a DF
>>
>>123811101
>struggle to heal
>DF
You're right, I never will.
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>>123810813
Blood for the Blood God, skulls for the Skull Throne.
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>>123810772
Oh? It would be fun to mess around with it, watching you squirm.
>>
>>123810880
Shut up! Yours can't be much bigger...
>>
>>123811159
it's for the benefit of the fantasy ya doofus
>>
I wonder how many avatarfags masturbated to other characters during raids. Must be the true endgame.
>>
>>123810746
what are you talking about that set is gorgeous
>>
is it <Winds> or <Wings> that's degenerate?
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>>123810512
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/db/item/b302b2bdd03/

Alternatively, look into the level 51 crafted gathering/crafting set.
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>>123811291
<Winds>. Buncha hippes.
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>>123811210
Ive seen lalas with bigger!
>>
How do I get invited to a linkshell? How do I message the linkshell leader if we arent on the same server?
>>
>>123811291
both
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>>123811287
>aggressively bulky shoulders
>gigantic metal feathers pinned onto the front that clips your face in animations

It's fucking hideous.
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>>123809908
>evil squid chan
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>>123811210
So cute, she thinks she's not the smallest around...
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>>123811489
its cute. cute!
>>
Wait, so is <Pure> dead and gone now that its out of the pastebin?

Who will takes up the reins now as Balmung's premier degenerate receptacle to collect fresh transfers?
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>>123811182
Invisible Walls for the Invisible Box routine.
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>>123811593
dumb gay ugly piggy snort snort
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>>123811183
>>123811397
>>123811545
Stop it! Puberty's just coming a little late for me! You'll see...
>>
>>123810512
>>123811295
The level 58 blue scrip gatherer's set could fit what you're looking for as well.
>>
>>123811690
You don't understand Anon. Pure wasn't just the Degeneracy that took in new players to Balmung. No, Balmung is the actual hive cluster of degeneracy. Pure was just a small polyp that grew out of the giant tumor itself.
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>>123811690
W I N G S
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>>123811690
its not dead it just doesnt accept EVERYONE from /vg/ i think? you can still send a /tell and see if they'll let you join though iirc

>>123811806
pigs are cute you have no power over me
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>>123811808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitQYgCqA-0
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>>123811690
Balmung itself is the premier degenerate receptacle of FFXIV.
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>>123811808
Better get use to tying a cute bow around it.
Don't worry, you can lick mine before I put it in your girlfriend
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i'm about to give bismarck ex a try in the duty finder

pray for me
>>
>>123812142
My girlfriend won't do that to me! She said she loved me, and that there was nothing wrong with my cock...
>>
>>123812439
How about we find out, sissy?
>>
>>123812265
It's not too bad.
>>
>>123811690
NEET obv
>>
>game pushes the idea that you can switch between jobs
>very few differences between each
>MNK, NIN, DRG are literally all the same class in how they play with minor differences
>MCH and BRD are the same
>PLD and DRK are reskins
>all healers have the same skillsets with one gimmick

sasusga yoshida san
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>tfw you carry bads so hard you tear a muscle in your back

I might have to go to a hospital.
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>>123812575
Fine! I'll prove to you that she won't even think about touching anyone else's dick!
>>
>>123812894
pld is nothing like drk

drk is actually fun for one thing
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>>123812925
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stop this right meow
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>>123812894
Everything has been designed to ensure maximum balance. Please understand.
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>>123812925
us raiders amirite xDDD
>>
>>123813145
lol

lol
>>
>>123812894

>all healers have the same skillsets

Nigger that's not true at all, White Mage / Scholar / Ast have vastly different skills and different strengths/weaknesses

There's a reason there is so many WHM solo heal clears and very few to none as SCH/AST for most hard content
>>
>>123813229
It was a bad joke but I really did fuck up my back.
>>
>>123812894
>every class is linear and the same!

Go back to WoW
>>
>>123813280
So is Putty the new queen of xivg? Seemingly everyone posts with their avatar, even though most of the time they're not even posting.
>>
>>123813145
So pressing one extra button before your skills makes it fun and completely different eh
>>
>>123813280
wheres my boigah
>>
>>123813410
no, being able to actually do damage and have aoes is fun
>>
>>123813280
Did you get the burg
>>
>>123813407
Forced meme like every other shitposter
>>
>>123813512
soon im about to leave
>>
>>123812925
>doing A1
>get called out because the oppressor i'm on is 10% closer to death
>don't trust the other DPS to pick up adds but go to the other oppressor anyway
>as expected adds are on the healers from the oppressor i left
>WHM starts yelling at me saying why i left my spot
>we die because of lack of DPS
>2 of the other dps are doing sub 500
>second attempt fails due to adds running loose again, WHM just stands there and doesn't bring them to lasers
>vote abandon

i don't even know anymore
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>>123813685
Go get that burg, do it for me.
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>>123809360
He's on Tonberry.
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Pussy on pussy action
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>>123813553
everything, is a meme, anon
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>>123813887
GIRLS
CA-
Carry on, little kitten.
>>
>>123813729
yes mistress
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>>123814031
its yes ma'am, slug
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>>123813687
>second attempt fails due to adds running loose again, WHM just stands there and doesn't bring them to lasers

>adds running loose because its the dps job to grab them
>blames the healer
>>
>>123814339
i never said it wasn't the DPS's fault, that entire attempt was because 2 of the others weren't picking up adds. healer should still bring them over in the event that DPS fails though
>>
>Roses whore company.
>Starts off strong.
>There's plenty of clients.
>Get house, finally have place to take clients
>Suddenly there's a lot of males joining
>They don't whore themselves but they become 'guards' and shit
>They all obviously just joined to get into relationships with whatever whore they fell in love with
>Whores and guards just erping with each other all day
>Clients stop coming over because no one is available
>Whores are leaving en masse
>Even a couple of the leaders leave because no one bothers to buy whores there anymore

Orbiters ruin everything.
>>
>>123814826
>bodyguards for a erp guild
What could possible happen? Teleport trade cancels in masse?
>>
>>123814826
>paying for erp

I just, I dunno, I can't. I'm not poor or anything, there's just something about buying sex that isn't right.
>>
>>123812265
At least it's not Ravana EX through Duty Finder.
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1 tank and healer missing for labyrinth of the ancients
please someone save me before all these people quit the queue again
>>
>>123814996

I like the idea of demeaning someone for a pathetically small amount of currency. It arouses me.
>>
Liora... post new selfies :3c please...
>>
>>123812894
I agree on the MCH and BRD point, but PLD feels nothing like DRK, anon. MNK also has nothing to do with DRG, what the fuck are you even smoking.

>>123814826
I hope <Roses> fucking dies, who the fuck charges money for ERP?
>>
>>123814638
No bitch, tell your DPS to step it up, because then if somebody dies, you're going to blame the healers anyway even though they can't move and heal
>>
>>123815264
Just undersize it and oneshot everything with your big ugly roe face
>>
>>123815569
Can't undersize 24 man raids
>>
>>123815569
I don't think you are allowed to undersize 24 mans
>>
>>123815428
speaking of orbiters>>123815634
>>
>no catbois in 1.0

uhh was tanaka fucking retarded or did he just WANT to get fired lol
>>
>>123815691
What? I don't even know who that is. Just pointing out you can't undersize those.
>>
>>123815569
I would if I could
Don't think it's an option and even if it was, there are strict mechanics that disallow it, like the atomos thingy and the final boss which require a bunch of people to stand on switches
>>
>>123815691
What... just because i'm thirsty doesn't mean you have to derail people helping others...
>>
>>123813995
Girls can't what, anon?
>>
>>123815791
>No femroes in 1.0

uhh was tanaka fucking retarded or did he just WANT to get fired lol
>>
>>123815989
Agreed
>>
>>123815791
sounds like heaven

>no catboys jerking off in the public fountains
>no catboys taking a shit on the tables of the quicksand
>no shitty catboy tanks in DF
>>
>>123815989
>>123815791
>we were femroe and catboy free in 1.0

ARR was a mistake.
>>
>>123815934
pee standing up
>>
>>123815409
Do you like elezen...
>>
>>123815934
Well apparently they can't manage to dress properly
>>
>>123815934
GIRLS
CAN'T
LOVE
GIRLS
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>123815459
MCH and BRD are 10x as far apart in overall playstyle as PLD and DRK.
>>
>>123815934
>Turn 12
>Watch Lesbian porn b/c peepees r gross
>Naturally grow up and move on to better things
How does it feel to literally love the preferred fetish of children?
Even lesbians get tired of Yuri.
>>
>>123816572
I don't remember any of that happening in Turn 12.
>>
>>123816572
>tfw same thing happened to me
>tfw moved on to futa
>>
>>123816654
nice
>>
>>123816654
>doesnt remember dykeing out with alisaie

your loss, friendo
>>
>>123816675
>Baby's first day at /d/
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>>123816572
>>
>>123816138
>no femroe and catbois

1.0 was truly the golden age....
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Please go to bed /xivg/. You've been awake far too long!

Goodnight!
>>
>farming Thordan with a few people, getting one-shots
>"hey, can we bring in my friend, he still needs a clear"
>ends up being a WAR who does less dps than the SCH
>can't pick up his knight
>kills two people during ice and tethers
>kills the party by standing on top of everyone with the dragonfire dive mark
>tell him to just run into the wall and we'll clear it without him
>MT says he doesn't do carries, I just leave, and the group disbands

Welp I've done it, I've finally become the elitist I've always despised.
>>
>>123817081
I woke up three hours ago.
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>>123817081
>the msq didnt take me far into 58 at all
>just been sat here doing autism goblin quests
>should be asleep
i want to die
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>>123816654
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>>123816895
any version of the game that has lalas will forever be tainted
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Now that the new expert dungeons have been in rotation for a bit so people are expected to to somewhat competent, anyone got any expert roulette horror stories to share?

Never had any huge problems myself since i'm a pretty solid healer and just brute-force power heal through any failed mechanics but I can see groups with too many tards being a disaster especially in arboretum and the final boss of pharos hm.
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>feeling the displeasure of low DPS on Grinnaux and watching all the void portals appear everywhere

please step it up friends
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>>123817264
whos the top?
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>>123816895
>you will never play 1.0 again
Bittersweet.
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>>123810784
>>123807094
That's what I thought. All baseless allegations and no bite.
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>>123817508
me ofc
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>>123817508
Elk is.
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>>123817823
>>123817823
Why'd you do it? I thought we were friends?
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>>123817823
at least I can say that i'm on the side of justice. can you say the same? i think not! prepare yourself miss handlebars
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GMs used to RP in 1.0, it was pretty cool.
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>>123817823
i wish i had that relic & robes . . .
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>>123817992
Okay, Elk.
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Who wants to die together

or lie together

or both in no particular order
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>>123818227
Oh shit I love justice can I justice too can I can I can I?
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>>123816572
Feels pretty good man. Yuri is love. Yuri is life.
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>labyrinth queue pops after waiting for it pretty much all evening
>someone withdraws
...I-It's ok...I can handle this
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>>123818406
Marathon Godzilla together.
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>>123818431
Yeah, sure, Mister Kamen Rider. Can you rain justice on that murderer with the lewd handlebars?
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>>123818128
I wanted to see you succeed...! For your dream of being an avatarfag to be achieved. I don't even understand why I'm being accused.

>>123818227
YOU need to be quiet, before you stumble upon some poisoned bird seed.
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>>123818724
its the birds man
theyve got a hold on the can
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>>123818584
Too bad you're a man
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>>123818627
Woah sorry I don't deal with lewd stuff you're on your own.
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>>123818623
i have nobody that i'm remotely interested in to watch things and be cute with
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>>123818280
It's not too late.
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>>123818987
Defend more ebin neckbeards, I'm sure that'll give you more cred in this transbian muck pit
>>
Alright /xivg/, it's time for another contest!

How many buzzwords can you fit into one sentence? Your goal is to beat this anon! >>123819229
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>>123819216
the books are so boring, they have so much overlap but because you have to do them one at a time 60% of the time spent is just going to the same places over and over again... it's such a chore.
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>>123819345
>Forcing the monocle
Is this how you kids mask your mad these days?
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>Someone has been trying to buy a fantasia/name change on balmung for the last 6 hours now

So is it okay? I could use a fantasia as well, and sure as fuck could pay more than 400k for it.
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>>123819542
Once you get past the books it's a piece of cake. Zodiac is still really expensive but it's easy as hell.
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>player population at an all time low
>interest in 3.1 and alex savage waning
>holidays coming up so even less people playing

game is dying
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>>123819646
you can get banned for it, it counts as RMT
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>>123819229
Good idea

I could use more friends
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>>123816138
Don't forget fem Highlanders didn't exist in 1.0, too.
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wish an anon would destroy me p@ me
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>>123819646
can you trade people fantasias? i'd trade them for gil if it was possible
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>>123819928
no you have to gift them on the mog station
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>>123815264
resubbing tonight I hope this game got updates.......
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>>123819928
not a tradeable item, but you can give a gift code.
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>>123819345
>Getting mad at the truth
Buzzwords only fail if they aren't the truth or if they have no meaning (ie blindly throwing out ad hominems).
Unfortunately for you, time and time again, we've been proven that this statement is generally accurate.
Really, you're just using 'Buzzword' as a buzzword.
>>
>>123819761
>tfw have to find a husband before the game dies
FUCK
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>>123819589
Kill yourself.
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Anyone on Gilgamesh?

I'm new gaming this bitch
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>>123819713
how expensive, exactly? i only have a few million to my name.
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>>123819761
Nice source
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>>123819646
How much would you pay?
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>>123820182
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>>123820240
I spent about 2mil. Depends on your server economy. Guaranteed floor of 400k (vendor mats) and 80k company seals.
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>>123818584
this is not what MMOs should be
>>
Can anyone give me some pointers on which professions I need to get to what levels to be effective?
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>>123820475
all to 60
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>>123820429
oh that's not too bad
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>>123819995
not sure why you replied to me, but if you mean that in a "oh boy, people not getting queues for hours. Sure sounds great" kinda way, then I gotta point out that I am doing super outdated raid content for the sake of cool armor
queuetimes for relevant content are pretty good
>>
>>123819887
>tfw no chocolate cat to hold hands w/
Or use their long hair to lash them to the beds headboard
Feels bad man.
>>
Holy shit you can eternal bond for free? I'm I allowed to go full alahu ackbar and waifu as many whores as my heart desires?
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>>123820273

I'm on balmung, so like... 2 mil?
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>>123820552
please senpai
>>
At what level does MCH get more fun?
So far at 38 it's even worse than bard on the fun scale.
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>>123820596
forgot to update the page and thought your comment was opt to reply.

I got a love/hate relationship with this game. subbed on PS3 in a Ultros which I deem a dead server so....

you have no idea the level of evil that has brought me back to this game
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>>123819646
I have paid 5 mil per fantasia a few times here on levi.
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>>123820752
Depends on if you and the whore your marrying want a high class ceremony or a cheap one. The expensive stuff can be bought with real cash, the rest can be bought on the MB.
You can also but the expensive stuff on the MB, its just hyper inflated.
much like my future EB
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>>123820753
i would buy you a fantasia for that since i want to level up my crafters, but honestly doubt you'd pay up afterwards since there is no reason for you to after you get your code
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>>123820753
Not that anon, but 2 mil for a fantasia is way overpriced. Platinum bangles sell for 1m, and I bought a 2 month sub for 2m.
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>>123820723
I'll hold hands with you
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>>123820875
Never
>>
Should I bother playing this shit again? All 60 on Balmung, quit cause.. well, friends from my FC quit and so I stopped playing. I don't really have anyone else to play with and nothing to do but endless money making if I login.

Anything changed?
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>>123820875
>only 38
Spend more than an hour playing it.
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>some ale
>last boss
>start getting lag spikes
>bard is just dead out of nowhere because they ate the crisscross meteor slam
>feel bad
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>>123820913
Oh really? What are the item names? I might just throw a fancy wedding or kill myself if i get rejected on an mmo
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>>123820875
It doesn't change anymore, you just get turrets and promotion, you already have all gcds
It actually becomes more boring at 52 with gauss barrel
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>>123821083
>All 60

Sounds like you burned out. Take a break until 3.2.
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post screenies of you and your boylove :3
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please god, i don't want to cap eso

why can't things like thordan attemps give you eso
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>>123821272
Damn I was afraid of that.
>>123821135
Ok. :3

MCH animations are quite shitty in general, it doesn't feel like you're doing a huge impact at all.
The way he stands or walks/runs with the gun in one hand is really awkward.

Spamming 1 to proc your 2 is a really shitty design. At least with bard when you proc a straight shot it's a nice bonus and not a must...
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>>123821658
Yeah, like attempts at pvp gives ESOs.
>>
Waffle if you can see this, kick and Rep me. My connection is being shit. Sorry man.
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>>123821551
shitpost
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>>123821692
machinist really was a total let down, worst job
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>>123820875
Mid-50s. Planning movement around your procs with Gauss Barrel is really fun, but GB itself is pretty pointless until you actually get Gauss Shot and isn't really complete until you've got Ricochet.
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>>123821692
Animations are kinda bad but man, spread shot is my favorite skill on the whole game (after deathflare maybe)
Spamming that skill gives me the best feeling, it's unironically the only reason I play MCH
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>>123820457
Why not?
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>>123820968
Do you promise to keep it between us?
Can we do it in private? I don't want anyone watching my finger intertwine with yours.

>>123821083
>Masuzu
Oh god yes.
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>>123822158
Sure anon
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>>123821551
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pantsu is love pantsu is life
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>>123820893
what the fuck i'd gladly pay $10 for 5mil
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>>123818852
I don't like what they're doing to her. She's not the avatarfag I supported anymore... She's weary. Defeated. Something else is going on here.
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>>123821784
delete this
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Has anyone here ever developed feelings for someone after erping with them?
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>>123820893
how do you people do these exchanges without getting banned?
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>>123822503
Im sure I could get them for less but at this point i'm not spending all this gil on anything else.
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>>123822917
>fem highlander hugs me
>instantly develop feelings due to being a loser virgin

this is why i don't ERP
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>>123822917
Most of them are friends/fc members so I just have them give me the code in a ts msg than I just trade them the gil.
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>friend invite from the person you can't stand

why can't they just take a hint
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>>123823059
>tfw no friends or fc members to sell fantasia to
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>unironically playing PLD/DRK outside of raids
Just fuck off, I'll votekick you and hope to get a WAR. At least they can contribute to dungeon runs.
>>
>>123822917
it's not against the ToS, you can sell bangles and shit in PF.

it's also continuous money for harmless shit to SE.
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>>123823164
wanna take a bullet instead friend?
when niggas talk back, thats when i cock back
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tell us a story, /xivg/
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>>123821858
>>123823237
Dude you're not even trying.
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>>123823237
uninstall the game
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>>123823164
You cant just say that without saying who, Hark.
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>>123822523
you have no idea what kind of forces you're meddling with here, do you? you have absolutely no idea.

beware.
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>>123823452
You first, faggot.
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>>123822927
yeah dude if being uber rich is like 100mil in this game and i can pay a trivial amount of money for 5% of that i'd do it, maybe gil is worth a lot less on levi though
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>took 2 weeks to finally find a group to start savage together
>cleared a1s, wanted to start on a2s right away
>they can only raid one night a week

don't know why I'm even trying
at this rate by the time I have enough pages from 1 2 for one piece the game will have moved onto a new gear tier
>>
>Gaze hits me at like 70% of the cast way before it finishes.
>Charmed right into Conviction, take the damage.
>Someone who didn't get hit missed the tower and it goes off.
>"I was trying to dodge pacman".
People still don't know you can get hit by this and be fine.
>>
>>123823986
Girl by the Sea?

I dig it.
>>
>>123823986
>>Gaze hits me at like 70% of the cast way before it finishes.

I'm sure it's the game lying, Anon.
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>>123823773
I knew it went deeper...Maybe I am in over my head... but so was Tincan when she decided she wanted to be an avatarfag. If I can muster up a fraction of that courage, it might just be enough to get her back.

Fuck you, birds! You think just 'cus you can fly away you can just shit on whatever you like. You shit on my chocobo stables, you shit on my cannons, and now you shit on someone that didn't deserve it. You shat on the Tin Can. Well guess what. I can fly too. And you're gonna get shat on.
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>>123824139
You know things like this are common occurrences when you have high ping/lag, right.
>>123824109
Punpun.
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>>123823986
>>123824361
>Gaze hits me at like 70% of the cast way before it finishes.

I play with 150+ ping on NA servers from EU and one thing i learned was that cast bars never, ever lie contrary to what animations do.
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went for the chicken schnitzel burg, was a pleasant experience, brioche bun was toasted lightly and not burnt, garlic aoili was tasty and enjoyable, salads were fresh. 8/10 would reccomend desu
>>
>Spent my entire day gathering shit for Blood Peppers so I can prepare to make bank
>>
What the fuck? There's a 24 hour quit penalty for NPC challenges in LoV?
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>>123824109
>Girl by the Sea
Adored that one along with Punpun and Aku No Hana ;_;
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>>123824526
>24 hours

Anon.... it's longer
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>>123824428
You can assuredly get hit by things before the cast bar finish.
>150ms.
That's nothing. People have been jumping around all day ever since I logged in to do Expert.
>>
>>123823986
>DRG dies at the start of phase 2 constantly because her reaction times are so slow that she's still in the middle of the arena still standing in the first red puddles by the time the rest of us break chains

l-learning party right
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>>123824467
More full body pictures please. Bikini pics when?
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>>123824361
>i-it was lag

tfw lagging heavily with like a 10 second delay in titan ex but pattern memorized to the extent that i lived until post heart when everyone else died anyways, thanks df
>>
>tfw everyone starts logging off voip for the night and the only ones left is you and the girl
spaghetti intesnsifies
>>
>>123824625
for what possible reason
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>>123823349
once i slept for an entire day
hope that was a good story tune in next week
>>
>>123824330
>has already made a pact with the void

kamen rider, save us from this voidshit!
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>>123824763
ive posted gorillions of those
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>>123825016
'Til Void swallows all.
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>>123825197
>double handlebars
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>>123824686
Show us your ping then, heres the list for all IPs of all servers.

http://arrstatus.com/
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>>123821272
>you already have all GCDs
You're forgetting Gauss Round.
And Ricochet, but the cooldown on that is ridiculous anyway.
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>>123825112
I wasn't here when you did. You can't tease me like that. I need a picture from the front now.
>>
>>123824330
i wanna kiss you and do void things
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>>123825526
>>123825305
Got no time for lewd. Have to save Tin Can senpai.
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>>123825480
yes dad
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>>123825672
kissing is not lewd, it's pure and 'do void things' is not a metaphor, it's literal.
>>
>>123821692
I honestly think MCH would be at least a tiny bit more fun if half the animations didn't suck as much as they do. A lot of them have your lower body tacked to the floor awkwardly like a statue.
>>
>>123825729
PUTTY NOOOO
>>
>>123825729
How many cocks have to taken RL
>>
THE BURG

TELL US ABOUT THE BUUURRRG.
>>
>>123825986
more than 0 but less than 100
>>
>>123825729
But that's from the side.
>>
ticklish tomboy toes
>>
>>123826197
How's your relationship with your mom?
>>
>>123826275
What about regular boy toes?
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>>123825729
oh dear
oh no
no
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>>123826223
but sides are nicer than fronts

>>123826172
i did you utter drongo scroll up
>>
>>123826275
Do you like highlander tomboys?
>>
>>123826387
What are you political views?
>>
>>123812963
>tfw when missed all the fun
>>
>>123826435
I'm interested in a particular c@s toes..
>>
>>123824467
I love you Puttel. Would skype fap with you.
>>
>>123826312
pretty good
>>123826468
far-right
>>123826625
ayy
>>
>>123824986
what a story, mark!
>>
Anyone here use the one time password thing? I just started because I feel like my password is shitee
>>
>>123826740
plz stop putty
>>
>>123826623
Spiderc@ would never let you near his toes.
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>>123826815
yeah you can say that again
>>
Guess who just resubbed?

Etie Elezen!
>>
>>123824526
>LoV
Whats that? I remember getting a 2 day ban for dcing in LoL. Nice game riot.
>>
>tfw been in queue for 3 hours
>average wait time: 11 minutes
;_;
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>>123824607
I haven't read Aku No Hana, I'll have to check it out.
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>>123826959
Wow!
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>>123827025
what is it for? you might be better off withdrawing and reentering.
>>
>>123826891
Chloroform and twist ties exist
>>
>>123826959
Wow! You should totally come to my server.
>>
>>123826959
>>
>>123827086
Wow!!
>>123827302
But I like Ultros!
>>
>>123824607
fuck off milly
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>>123825773
Kissing is totally lewd. And I have my doubts about the other thing.
>>
Who the FUCK is Vjera?
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>>123827424
Wow! Memories!
>>
I need all the ERP logs you can give me, please.
>>
>>123826959
Wow!
>>
>>123827491
why is kissing lewd . . .

and i am NOT lying about void stuff. i want to kiss you innocently and practice void magic with you . . .
>>
>>123827474
>milly

That tranny probably doesn't even know what Girl by the sea is
>>
>tfw internet died right as I was about to get into a threesome
>Nothing to entertain myself with except shitposting off a phone I borrowed
I hope you two are having fun.
>>
>>123826740
>far-right
Interesting that a transsexual, whom are generally looked down upon by conservatives, holds those beliefs specifically. Care to emphasize?
>>
>>123827521
Why don't we make some?
>>
>>123827521
Why?
>>
>>123826275
enough
>>
>>123827648
>transsexual
care to E L A B O R A T E?
>>
>>123827706
No.
>>123827789
I need some more already made so I can read over VOIP.
>>
Is it just me, is is the way everyone talks funnier in Heavensward than in ARR?
>>
>>123827868
You are a tranny. My bad English aside.
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>>123826959
Etiebody knows who Etie is!
>>
>>123828030
I think its about the same, could be area differences but I havent noticed anything
>>
>>123828125
i didn't know this about me
>>
>>123828030
They got voice across with British accents
>>
>tfw unlocking folklore nodes
>>
>>123828246
I'm sure vjera can answer her own questions. Your his sub, not his dom.
>>
>>123828030
some of the voices are better like alphinaud but they basically replaced the entire main cast and it sounds terrible for a lot of them.
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>>123828246
yeah man i didn't know exactly how to tell you but there were SERIOUS hormones in that burg. your dick will be falling off by next tuesday. be careful when going to the toilet.
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>>123828407
this is getting weird
>>
>>123827424
>Bit I like Ultros
But there's nothing here
>>
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>>123828364
Miss Rowena's Blue Scrip Wild Ride is probably the worst thing Heavensward introduced into this game.
I got every folklore book for every gatherer class.
>>
>doing msq
>dialogue with thancred ends
>I will see you anon
I can't be the only one that did a double take
>>
Do levekits still sell on Balmung?

Or is that a relic of a bygone past?
>>
>>123827905
Why don't you write some instead of using other's?
>>
but isn't this game boring
but isn't the endgame just repeatedly farming and boring too?
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And the general goes back to talking about vjera
post tailed bums
>>
>>123828568
No degenerates is incentive enough for me to stay
>>
>>123828938
>More men playing girls
No thanks.
>>
>>123828932
Just like every other game.
>>
>>123828969
>butchering the English language
>calling others degenerates
>>
>>123828932

Yes
Yes

I only play it because it looks nice and has cute emotes, gameplay and endgame-wise I like pretty much every other MMO better.
>>
>>123828938
>back to talking about vjera
As it should. /vg/ should be changed to /vj/
>>
>>123828706
I'm at 75% of my 1st and already want to kill myself.
It wouldn't even be too bad if the nodes were more spread apart but nope, it's 10 mins of everything and then 20 of fuck nothing. Such a bad system.
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>>123828841
they start doing this a bunch in HW and it catches me off guard every time.

fuck the stupid old english shit, erianger is the worst.
>>
>>123828706
did he really say this? who is he? he's kinda cute.
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>>123828969
Sure that's fine but otherwise we don't have much of anything.
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>>123825672
Do you really think you can save the tin can when you're worlds apart?

It's hopeless, Handlebars. Save yourself the disappointment and give up.
>>
How the fuck do I handle groups of 3 on NIN?
I get groups of 2, I get groups of 4 and up, but groups of 3 I don't fucking understand.
Right now I'm doing Mut > SF on each and I fucking hate my damage.
Is the problem NIN itself, or what am I doing wrong?
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>>123828897
Because I don't ERP.
>>123829110
I vote in favour of this.
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>>123829110
i still dont know who the fuck that is
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>>123829372
Pretending someone is licking your feet is erp, retard.
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>>123829372
You ERP over VoIP it sounds like.
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>>123829026
But that's what V is doing.
>>
>>123829372
>I don't ERP.
Meme of the century
>>
>>123829081
>>123829331
but doesn't final fantasy FORCES you to lower your potential just to "match" these easy dungeons even when you get ahead? isn't that pointless and boring ultimately when you realize there's no point?
>>
>>123829314
He says "que injustiça", loosely is the same as saying "fucking injustice" without the swear. He's cristiano ronaldo btw.
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>>123828938
Who? I don't see a thing.
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>>123829476
>Telling someone to lick my feet.
>Or someone telling me they're going to lick my feet.
>ERP.
Shocking Grasp, retard.
>>123829553
I'm not a Balmunger. I actually do not ERP.
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>>123829810
>Give me all your ERP so I can awkwardly read it out on VoIP. I'm definitely NOT using it to jerk off, or re-purpose for my own ERP sessions. I don't ERP.
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>>123829810
you cyber with pathetic men and post it here all the goddamn time. You're worse than a Balmunger

ERP isn't RP
ERP = cybering
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>>123829354
Oh... Oh yeah... I guess there really is no hope.
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>>123829810
Are you the one who keeps wanting to tickle cat feet?
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>>123830013
Not even part of the circlejerk, but do your fucking research.
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>>123829559
you can always unsync
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>>123818247
oh god did she die
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>>123829994
Yeah, I'm actually reading it for entertainment so we can laugh at Balmung retards.

If you ask me nicely I'll let you listen in.
>>123830013
I don't cyber with anyone, though. Someone telling me he wants to lick my feet is not cybering. Me telling someone to lick my feet is not cybering. Me allowing my subs to masturbate is not cybering.

Suck on my toes, faggot. Oh no. We're cybering :^))). Neck yourself shitter.
>>123830049
No.
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>>123822523
AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M THE SAME AVATARFAG AS EVER.
ERP ERP ERP ERP ERP ERP. EBIN! :^)
. .
>
U
. .
<
U

POST C@ BUTTS

HAVE YOU CLEARED AS4 YET?
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>>123823306
c-cock
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>>123830509
Someone help, he's gone mad!
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Here you go
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>>123830509
Snap out of it!
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>>123830697
White text fucking sucks at ERPing.
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>>123830697
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>>123830697
>>
>>123830697
what the hel
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>>123830893
>my guffy cock

i'm getting excited
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>>123829662
>loosely the same as "fucking injustice" without the swear
>without the swear
so it'd be loosely the same as "what injustice"

are you fucking retarded or something
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>>123830697
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>>123830697
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>>123830697
I tried to skim it and it was still too lewd for me.
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This one's a classic
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why are there so many fucking tubmlrinas on this game
I want to die
>>
So, /xivg/.
Why haven't you capped your esos yet?
>>
>>123830934
>her_face_when_you_whip_it_out.jpg
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>>123831106
Left an indelible mark on my soul.
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>>123830697
This is exactly why we can't have nice things.
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>>123831265
Cause I'm already capped in PvP ranks.
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>>123831265
why should I gear up if I don't even care about savage?
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>>123831106
>>
>tfw nobody will ever find your secret erp logs
>>
>>123831320
>why should I play the game I'm paying for?
>>
>>123830893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO5ls1C4MC4
>>
>>123831417
They don't call it cyber monday for nothing fool. Prepare to be hacked + eliminated... fool.
>>
>>123831441
>chasing after gear I don't need
Nah bruv i'd rather just gather and jew it up all day
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found shyvana's logs
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>>123830697
>>123830893
lmfao
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>>123831652
>shit
why
>>
>>123830934
fuckyoufuckyou spooder fuck lankshit fuckyoufuckyou
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Last one I have

hope youre happy now vj
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>>123831652
>>123832104
Stop.
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>>123830986
>"what injustice"
So you just turned the sentence from a affirmation to a question.
Closest you'd have is "what a/an..." instead of "what ..." as even without the interrogation mark, translating like you typed leads to a question once translated again.

And considering his team was literally dominating the match the whole 90 mins and then loses on compensation period, the "fucking injustice" fits quite well.
>>
>>123830629
I couldn't help her... And after I said those birds were all squawk and no bite. I'm a hypocrite to boot.
>>
female midlander on balmung looking for male au ra to knit sweaters for please send tell to meria athera
>>
>>123832285
>tfw no sweaters
>>
>>123832285
cute
>>
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>>123830697
fuck thisshit
>>
>>123832241
Are you still too busy for kisses?
>>
>>123832381
Ugly voidshit.
>>
>>123832381
cute lizard
>>
Would you be able to kill Thordan faster in the final phase if you were able to use the LB3 exploit?
>>
>>123832381
plain humanoid
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>>123832417
I'm always too busy for kisses.
>>
>>123829371
>tfw you ask a question during ERP hour
Fuck.
>>
>>123832562
ded leezard
>>123832503
are you one of spooderlankshits minions
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>>123832645
>playing the game
>>
>>123832638
What if I tell you I can get your precious can-senpai back for one?
>>
>>123832785
Guys I feel like we crossed some lines we shouldn't have today.
>>
>>123832645
i'd answer you but i don't know the first thing about NIN

what's the potency on your aoe abilities? BLM doesn't use fire II (100 potency x multiplier) on two enemies, but three is kinda meh in terms of feeling

you'd probably be better using single target and using your little grey misty ground aoe thing plus the fire burst mudra when it's up, maybe?
>>
>>123832092
fuck u
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>>123832861
...
>>
>in completely unrelated pvp LS on non-/vg/ server
>sounds exactly like the thread with "wew lad" and memes

How did you guys manage to even get here?
>>
>>123833414
Yeah, I was running a dungeon with some non /vg/ people, and they kept saying "wew lad" and I'm like "Nigga what the fuck. Get out of here with that meme shit."
>>
>>123833127
>>123833127
So you're not going to do it, huh?
Even after all that talk about your can-senpai? Can-senpai this, can-senpai that.
You talked like you really cared about her and her dreams, but the truth was you really just wanted to be an avatarfag yourself, didn't you, Handlebars-chan? Well, now you have it. You're an avatarfag, and the tin can is dead and gone, nothing but an empty husk filled with bird nests, her once brilliant black armor tainted in bird poop.
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>>123830697
>>123830893
>>123831106
>>123832104
>>
>>123833564
because /vg/ is just reddit reposts
>>
>>123832168
"what injustice" can be a statement instead of a question, at least informally/pragmatically/in effect. and the only reason i changed it from "fucking injustice" was because he essentially said ""fucking injustice" minus the "fucking" part"

no bully!
>>
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>>123833689
Tell me this. How would it bring back the Can?
>>
>>123833689
Deepest lore.
>>
>>123832586
no youd kill him faster if you werent garbage
>>
>Tfw no friend/mutual economical benefiter that's a Botanist, to get me Porcini for Baked Pipira Pira.
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>>123833564
I forgot to mention, they also greentext constantly.
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>>123833953
It wouldn't, but it's the payment I require of you, Handlebars. That or Au Ra butt.

I possess an ancient weapon that could vanquish the bird menace, but as it stands, I have no reason to help the can.
>>
So they DO lay eggs, that's interesting.
>>
>>123834293
I could... Who are you...
>>
>>123834295
That's actually fucking cringey.

Like, I don't call people out or anything, but just... ya know limitations and shit.
>>
do you like.... ellipses...
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>>123830697
>>
>>123834514
I'm on Balmung to start off with. My main profession is a Cul. Depending on what you need, I can exchange my cooking for your gathering, my biggest preferred thing is Pipira Pira.

If you're interested in my business proposition reply back here.
>>
>>123834654
Only when there's spaces between the dots. . .
>>
>>123834654
who is this spunk sucker
>>
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>>123834316
I knew it. You're trying to manipulate me for lewds. I don't need that kind of "help". I'll roast the birds myself, one spell at a time.

Tell me, do you prefer your avian scum cooked by Fire or Flare?
>>
>>123834654
>stealing someone elses posting style
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>>123834870
I have a stack of Porcini. What's your name?
>>
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>>123834489
>those arms
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>>123834870
I could gather some... I've been mostly crafting other things because I don't want to gather the other mats for piripa... My fisher friend doesn't like fishing for me...
>>
>>123834941
do you not like... thread memes...

>>123834871
oh . . .

>>123834910
just some cat... why do you care...
>>
>>123834958
Sure, I'll spoiler my name really fast. Kay Beaumont.
What are you looking for might I ask? I don't have that much gil on me myself.

>>123835039
I have a few Fisher friends, I'm asking all of them to fish, none of them have shown results yet. I also spoilered my name in the first reply if you wish to contact me.
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>>123835162
cute cat
>>
what's the best minion
>>
Anyone playing on Behemoth, avoid an AST named Ave Maria like the plague; she is group cancer.

Slacks
Bitches
Tosses blame
Rage quits

If you see her join your PF group, or ask to join your group, tell her fuck off if you have any intentions of clearing.
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>>123835247
Wind-up Succubus
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>>123835247
Bob.
>>
>>123834910
smokey the bandit
>>
>>123834920
Have you forgotten what the wise cavies have pointed out, my dear? Your flames cannot breach the impenetrable wall of ERP that bars all entry into Balmung.

I, however, am in the position to save the Tin Can.
>>
>>123835179
Oh... it's you... Watch the et clock and poke me on steam when it's close (like two or three hours)

Do you want hq or non...
>>
>>123835247
Whichever minion everyone around you hasn't gotten yet.
>>
>>123835282
So she's the ceveth of behemoth?
>>
>running alexn to gear alt at bare minimum
>one guy deliberately d/c at chest to make people rage quit
>me and two other guys waited the whole duration
>won 3 with shitty 50 rolls, the greedy shitter didn't get any

lmao
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>>123835247
fat cat or plush cushion
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>>123835282
>ever accepting asts into your party
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>>123835460
But does she have futa highlander cock?
>>
move :3
>>123835587
>>123835587
>>123835587
>>123835587
>>
>>123835342
Fire cannot pass, but kisses can? Explain that.
>>
>>123835247
wind-up succubus is pretty great
>>
>>123835327
fuck off lei, nobody wants you here
>>
>>123831652
Ada pls
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yeaahhh im back!
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>>123835528
LalafellTanks.jpeg
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