Welcome to /mk8g/ - Get Fucked Edition
Discuss Mario Kart & Mario Spin-off Games! Welcome, Mario Maker fans! Welcome, Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash fans!
>Wanna know what /mk8g/ is all about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc8KzuEmXyE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNMvL7z2ub0
We got a miiverse page! Post your neat drawings and check out everyone's doodles!
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/titles/14866558073268532636/14866558073646102396
>Game Codes
Main Lobby:
--Mario Kart 8 ALL tracks with all new DLC and 200cc!:
4584-9410-2777 (lobby name is /v/eekend 3.0)
--Frantic Lobby (higher freq of powerful items):
6415-1175-2608
--Mirror Lobby
8033-6549-7779
--Teams Lobby
9950-7090-1141
Other games:
--Mario Kart 7 (ask in thread) : 07-0695-1617-1935
--Mario Golf: World Tour (turns): 58-1023-1832-5422
>How do I play with you guys!?!
--First time racers:
Go to "online - one player", go to "tournaments", go to "search by code", enter our main lobby code "4584-9410-2777", hit "join". If you keep getting put in empty lobbies, the current one is full. Keep hitting "join" periodically and eventually someone will leave & you'll get in
--Returning racers:
Go to "friends" from the online menu & view "recent players" list to find and join someone who is currently racing. You can't join somebody in a new lobby if you haven't first searched for the lobby code
>Ripped OST:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/gpbzprxxz6x5y5p/Mario_Kart_8_%28Base_Game_%2B_DLC1_%2B_DLC2%29.zip
>News:
200cc kart is out. Mario Maker DLC announced. Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash is out!
>Thread PSA:
Do not reply/respond to shitposters
Regularly announce the number of players in a lobby
Keep up the banter during races
Post screenshots in the thread & draw doodles at out miiverse!
>/vg/ League 5 team:
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//mk8g/
>Today's protip:
Git gud and pump the B button if you can't handle the turns in 200cc
First for all mk8g badges and all my money gone thanks to this thing.
Baito is a good salesman...
2nd for Klic getting the thread deleted again
>>123761821
But the last thread got archived, not 404'd.
>>123762010
>talking to an obvious shitposter
just ignore and report glazty
Hi
>>123763037
sup
Will suck dick for videogames.
>>123764128
golf?
>>123764181
Sure.i was joking about that sucking dick part by the way.
>>123765039
Did you guys start yet?
>>123765340
No,I forgot I asked
Will go grab my 3ds charger and make a lobby.
1/4 Golfu
2/4 golf. Starting at :36.
>accidentally press B for super topspin
>not fast enough to press the screen for a backspin
Good game
Good game.
Good game.
>TT-styled taunts will never come back
good race friend
Kart anyone?
>>123774853
NNID?
you host
>>123776594
yellow311
>>123776672
Might have to wait a little longer, unfortunately
Mario!
Wario!
Eario
>>123782668
brawlinthefamily
Anybody wanna play 7?
>>123785081
I'll play.
1/8 MK7.
2/8 MK7
2/8 MK7
Woah. I suck...
>>123787594
no you don't cheer up
>last place almost every race.
G-Good games, I guess...
>>123789135
Just keep practicing, you're not bad. Also noticed that you actually went on the ramp when doing the Mario Circuit shortcut. It's quicker to just drift on the grass to the right of the ramp instead.
Who is responsible for reviving this dead general?
>>123789520
You.
Bowser
Kart?!?
>>123797491
>join
>get disconnected
2/12 MK8
3/12 MK8
Anyone else playing Mario maker?
>First time playing with /mk8/
>Not used to 200cc
that was a mistake
STatus?
>>123801979
4/12
Remember to keep the thread alive
5/12
5/12
>friend still uses Metal Mario B-Dasher Hot Monsters Super Glider
Isn't the combo really bad in 8 or something?
>>123803692
It's fucking shit actually
All speed has no place in 8
6/12
All these new faces~
>>123803902
Just joined yesterday, you guys seem pretty cool
This warping yoIt's bullshit
7/12
>>123804198
Trust me we are as uncool as you can get.
Hugging two dakis in evening kind of uncool.
>7/12
8/12
Sometimes you just take the blue, and you win.
>>123805468
back down to 6/12
>>123804198
I think we are cool, but just ignore the bad eggs that like to start crap
Thanks for the games I need to... Something else.
Shit ending
Im just giving out 1st
6/12
>>123806519
masturbate?
>>123807104
I dunno, eat at 2 am, play something else.
>>123807104
>>123807104
http://strawpoll.me/6137684
http://strawpoll.me/6137684
http://strawpoll.me/6137684
>>123807328
>Hottest
I'm neutral to all. I don't find videogame characters hot or sexy.
>>123807589
>I don't find videogame characters hot or sexy.
Good games.
5/12
>Red shell tags Red for half a lap
I hope the porn is at least good m8
>>123807931
the real brain problem here is the fact thatit extends further than that and I don't find real people sexy. I'm pretty much sexually attracted to nothing.
4/12 We dying fast.
>>123808152
Well, yes.
That exists.
>>123808450
I'll join, even if it might not last long.
That's what you get for using the horn
>Javi slows down
>use my horn
>realize what he was doing when it was too late
>can't protect against the blue
Fuck
>tfw first
Think that's the only time I've got it in my duration of playing here.
7/12 Coming back to life, it seems.
>Javi gets bluebaited.
Did you think a single shell would save you?
Good games.
Fun races.
Those bills did not last very long
>That ending
>Reminds me of that Red Shell mishap in a previous Toad's Turnpike
Finally got you back for that one.
>>123811659
Looking behind caused me to run into the car, I don't know why I do it at turnpike
>Watch Coggert run into a Technothwomp
>It flings him from the midleft of the track and off the course on the right
>Get bumped off NBC immediately at the start
>Catch up with a Star and Red Shell at the S curves and bump Javi back off the road.
Rosalina is fat.
>>123813741
>Getting red shells at all
>Meanwhile im stuck with coins and shrooms
Good ol' fireballs
>Decide not to use the cheese shortcut with the triple mushrooms I got inches before first place
>Almost lose it and barely make it ahead at the last stretch.
>Javi gets Triple Reds in first
>Stops to bully
>Escape in the pit to the right
>Get Lakitu's out all the way to the beach strip outside the water
>Take Javi a second to see that I was getting far ahead of him
This seems like a fine place to ask. I remember a while back there was talk of possible private servers for wii and ds. Is this a possibility fo rthe future?
>>123815054
There are servers for those. We don't play them though
>>123815201
The sort of thing you can get onto using an actual wii and not emulators?
>>123815054
Custom online servers for the Wii exist, called Wiimmfi, so you can do friend room matches there. Worldwides and a fanmade mode called custom tracks worldwide also work but the userbase for those two are bad.
Pretty sure the DS has custom online servers so long as you either emulate, use a flashcart, or have an Action Replay.
Nobody plays Wii and DS because Wii's community is shit and DS only supports 4 racers and is a pain to set up.
>>123815316
Yes.
There's a MKWii modding community, they play through private servers on actual consoles
>>123815363
>>123815403
Still, good to know. Thanks!
>>123815363
>the userbase for those two are bad.
Bad falls short here.
Bean banned me because of I removed Wii's piss filters through cheats
Comm error
GGs
Fuck these items
>>123816078
GGs
>mfw late to the party
die thread
>>123825503
>dice thread
you don't belong in this world xD :^)
>>123825893
FUCK YOU THIS THREAD WAS THE SECOND TO LAST THREAD SO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OBSCURE THREAD I HAD TO BUMP TO GET IT THAT LOW?
Kart? Golf?
Gather around, everyone, and join in the debonair acceleration of such exquisite sophistication!
1/12
2/12!
We've got ourselves a show!
2/12
That horn didn't go completely as planned
That was a really close one
3/12
Nearly bit that banana.
3/12
Ascending!
That red got past my green and that bumper?
Arg. Somewhat close for second.
Please don't bully Roy
3/12
>>123831096
Bully Roy!
4/12
Going places!
Stupid bumped breaking my red
4/12
4/12
Remove triple reds.
That red was custom made tor me.
>>123831968
Bullying isn't so great now is it
>Looking behind to see a wall of greens
>>123832309
Saved 'em just for you, brosev.
5/12
>>123832246
Not when I'm on the receiving end.
5/12
Light those cigars!
5/12
>tfw S rank
Hold on to your butts
Im motivated today
The one time I don't look behind me.
6/12
More is never enough.
6/12
Damn it I wanted triple reds so much
6/12
Just too late
What a fuckfest finish.
Too bad Sandoval
>>123833907
That was my respectable finish.
Every time I look behind something bad happens to me
>Crutch triple reds
>Twice
Those reds, I swear.
I'm not even surprised.
7/12
Right time to get on!
Why Alice
Time to turn off those torrents
Seriously
>>123835173
Ha!
>>123834982
Why not?
If I'm lagging too much, just let me know and I'll leave.I'm using Larry
>>123835409
I legit forgot that Koopaling's name.
Based red
>>123835409
We tolerate lag, but when everyone is getting coins, we wonder what the fuck is going on
>>123835632
No.
Thanks Alice
I owe you one
Status?
Thank you based bill for not ending at the curve
>>123835938
6/12
>>123835893
It was a gift for Coggert, but you took it instead.
>>123835938
6/12
>That 1st steal
All's well that ends well, except when you get fucked at the very end.
Why did everybody get triple greens?
>That ending
>comfy looking snow course
>get knocked into a pit then starred not long after
>catch up at lap 3
>suddenly Javi
Not comfy
Thanks lightning bro
>couldn't get close enough with horn
7/12
7/12
we living
6/12
>>123837970
And now we're down to 4/12
Thanks for the races.
Good races, everyone. Thanks for playing.
>Green trips
>All hit me
Why do I even bother.
>>123838369
Thanks for playing, bro.
3/12
We are a dying breed. Laying it all on the line!
Good games. You guys are really good at 200cc.
Tight last race, Red.
Thanks for making Kart happen tonight, everyone. Was a blast.
lobby status?
>>123840772
ded senpai
>>123840856
Welp, time to sleep thenI have to work anyway.
Good night.
>>123840967
Goodnight bro
>we have a riggedball team
holy shit that's awesome, man things have changed
I need people to play my courses;
Manuerjel (1001 Spikes)3440-0000-00FC-C67B
Leap of Faith (1001 Spikes)E8E1-0000-0041-1FE3
Booty Traps (1001 Spikes)9E65-0000-0103-6FA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OJ0ar_-rbA
Wa!!
>>123848831
Is that girl Javi?
>>123849214
What made you think that
>>123850209
Someone from here told me that Javi is a girl irl
>>123850879
Oh wow
>>123850879
And you believed them?
>>123841463
cool
>>123856059
No Mario
>>123860502
tfw there's someone that always posts "Cool" as a response to Mario Maker levels, yet he probably never plays them.
>>123864126
neat
0/12
Daisy!
0/12
LET'S GO
>>123870281
01/12
Golf? 7?Yuropoor Tennis?
>That guy that spams "Not Fair!" whenever he loses
Are you that guy, /mk8/?
>>123874117
The only thing I spam is "I'm Excited!" when voting for Excitebike.
>>123874117
Used to be, then stopped being.
>>123874117
>first
>go easy on me!
>last
>that was fun!
>>123874117
>That faggot who spams "I'm using tilt controls!" when he isn'tNikki
>>123874117
>This is my last game
>Hooray
>>123879923
>tfw
>tfw you enter a full lobby and no one says hello or welcome to you
>>123874117"I'll get you next time!"
>that guy who disconnects when he gets hit by a blue shell
0001/0012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=SSphw8m4tDo
Get up, you creeps.
>>123883843
Cumming
I woulda raged.
2/12
YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE
LOCK ON GREENS
3/12
3/12
Keep those batteries fresh.
>Baby Park
Eternal 2/12
I got paranoid.
This game is so fucking retarded
I'm coming
>>123886559
You better
3/12
>>123886360
It tries.
That wasn't very cool
>>123887138
Come back please
>drop controller
>Would you like to exit?
>carefully pick it up
>Yes
Ok then.
>>123887489
Today is not your day, is it
>>123887584
Every day is my day. Mark your calendar.
Almost caught you slippin.
>>123887823
Very nice
>Could've had the lead
>Flying off the course
FUCKING
>on the phone while karting
Always bad idea. Also I hit some kind of invisible wall that nearly knocked me off the track.
Good attempt
YOU SLIPPERY LITTLE WEASEL
>>123888726
Try petting a cat
>>123889195L-lewd
I was about to ask if you were drunk.
>>123889578furfag
>>123889649
There are similarities
>>123890121
You got a fair win out of it.
0/12, taking 5 and standing by
Good games
Bo
>>123892908
obs
>>123892908
>>123894615
As you wish
>tfw my irl friends are getting Wii Us
Sayonara, fuckheads
>>123899301
bye ryan
>10
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/11/30/disney-xd-nintendo-mario-kart-8-tv-special
>>123901120
>>123906878
>mfw the MK8 races at the nintendo world tourney
It was both awful and hilarious. Unless these people aren't fumbling around into walls at 200cc, I don't give a shit.
>MK8 DLC
>Egg Cup
>Yoshi Circuit
>B-Dasher comes back instead of Egg 1
Why?
Could you beat this man at MK8?
>>123914131
Yes.TFW Watching that stream taught me you can manual trigger the pirahna plant, Thanks trihex!
>>123914131
This guy is an asshole, he plays like shit and his videos are shit.
>>123914424
That ain't ryan
>>123914424
All people who watch people play video games for entertainment should be killed 2bh
>>123914560
this
>>123760513
>fullboat
>not number 12
>>123914424
don't talk shit about my arinfu
Golf 1/4.
3/4 starting at :05
>>123921220
Coming, don't start yet
>Bogey on a par 3.
>>123923165
>just realized that the par and worse putt theme is the same as GBC's birdie putt theme
Probably just a coincidence since they're both a remix of SMB1 underground, but still neat.
>>123923350
>getting bogeys at all
>>123923434
>Eagle
>Comm error as I'm preparing my eagle putt
Fuck, I thought i was using another item
3/4 leaving in 5
>>123923665
Match ended so you can rejoin.
3/4
>pick 210 Mii
>everyone else uses Miis with better drive/stats
I'm fucked
>>123924828
>Picking Miis
You brought this upon yourself
>>123924828
Do stats really matter in Golf? I always play as my mii
>fucking up my albatross
>>123925524
Plenty
Miis can be OP as fuck
>>123925524
Drive matters a lot if you're trying to do shortcuts, and having a shot type you prefer matters a bit, but the other two aren't really needed so long as you're accurate.
If you do things right you can have a 240-250yd Mii with a good straight shot or a 273 draw Mii which are both very good if star characters are disabled. 210 (the default or default with only shitty clothes) is about average and probably a bit worse than some non-star characters.
RIP the dream
>HiO
>tie
GGs
>>123926574
>Update
Good games.
>end with 0 while Ran and Javi get -6
>>123926661
>>Update
Fuck me
>>123926661
Update?
Did the meme chart anon give up?
Where are the meme charts?
>>123929449
>Did the meme chart anon give up?
Hopefully
Let's bring a little light to this night!
1/12
Rosalina
>>123932286
On my way
2/12
Get up! Let's shake it up!
/mk8g/ 200cc Era Leaderboard Ranking (Update from Week 32)
13,683 in-game points earned this week.
>Supreme Champion
Rank #01: Cloudy - 88.7 points
>Second Champion
Rank #02: Darkwolf - 87.6 points
>Elite Four
Rank #03: Kevin - 86.5 points
Rank #04: Tim - 61.0 points
Rank #05: Alice - 58.8 points
Rank #06: Coggert - 57.2 points
>Silver Six
Rank #07: Nepe - 55.8 points
Rank #08: KlicKlac - 47.3 points
Rank #09: Larry - 44.3 points
Rank #10: Javi - 43.1 points
Rank #11: Chris - 38.5 points
Rank #12: Sandoval - 37.0 points
>Bronze Racers
Rank #13: Flippy - 35.6 points
Rank #14: Wally - 34.8 points
Rank #15: Walter - 34.1 points
Rank #16: Pwoh - 31.5 points
Rank #17: Dane - 30 points
Rank #18: Ryan - 29.8 points
Rank #19: Sumea - 27.9 points
Rank #20: Ran da Muu - 25.5 points
>Wally has overtaken Walter and is now rank #14.
>How are ranks decided if multiple players have the same amount of points?
The player with the highest amount of in-game leaderboard points earned will be ranked higher if this occurs.
>I'm a literal who and I don't matter. How can I earn points to raise my glorious 200cc era rank on this leaderboard?
You earn 1 point every time you appear on the leaderboard at the end of each week, and an extra 0.1 point for every 100 in-game points earned.
Remember that only points gained during a week that you on the in-game leaderboard will count.
>How can I make my in-game points count?
Appear on the in-game leaderboard and all of your in-game points for the week that you appear will count and be added to your total.
>How can I earn a leaderboard appearance?
Appear on the in-game leaderboard at the end of each week to gain 1 appearance.
>How can I become a currently active racer?
Appear on the in-game leaderboard at the end of the week for 4 consecutive weeks.
>>123932861
Kill yourself
Ryan is the most skilled racer
Near snipes and my green was my undoing.
>>123932861
Thanks Cloudy
Enough with the redspls
2/12
Murphy's Law: The Race
This build is really op as fuck
No wonder I have such a hard time with Ñepe
>>123933251
>Still coming up short
Nah, think I might need more.
Don't go anywhere
>Green assault
What did I do to deserve it?
>>123933050
this
>>123933831
I didnt think those would hit
3/12
Woo-hoo!
4/12
Keep it going!
>>123933050
>>123933882
The only thing that Ryan is skilled at is stalking underage girls
>tfw I can drift for shit now
Slicks2slippery
4/12
Probably should've held on to that horn.
Arg! Tight finish.
>All those reds
>Broke them all
Do you still go faster if you hold down the control stick while being shot from a cannon, or is that 7 only?
>City Tripper's a Pipe Frame clone but cuter
>>123935181
I do it out of habit, not sure if it works though.
>>123935093
After defending myself from all those reds, I can't let you steal first!
>>123935181
City Tripper has built in slim tires, which make turning a bit easier, but really makes you slide a lot. Going City Tripper with Slim tires together and you'll get knocked around from any little touch
>banana and bomb sniped
Holy shit Darkwolf
Still 4/12
>>123935765
I'd like to think my item game is pretty good, even if I'm not the best racer.
>That ending
>>123935974
Coming!
>Blue shell
Well then.
Hope you liked that bomb and the end of Excitebike, Red.
>Imagine someone going over the ramp in an uncontrollable descent into a bobomb
6/12, hope it remains at that much at least.
6/12
Yes. More!
6/12
That ending was murder
>fucking up this much near the ending
>>123936724
At least you weren't last.
>>123936752
Now I am
>>123936945
Feel free to hold dat.
>Javi has a red trailing him as we're going up towards the glider ramp and is holding a red shell himself
>He uses his red on me instead of protecting himself and we both fall off the course.
Was it worth it? Literally the worst mayor.
>>123937021
Absolutely worth it
7/12
Wonderful!
>using tilt controls
wew lad
>>123937376
It's really not that bad if you just want to mess around.
8/12
Great!
>Ñepe
Like a fiddle
>1st
>blue shell in 2 seconds
Time for the big guns
Again
No fair, I was gonna use my horn first.
>Javi couldn't get his fat butt over the finishline
>>123938262
nice last
>>123938262
>Mercedes Rose will never voice Rosalina again
>>123938529
Tragic
>using a star and have another in hand
>lightning
>don't get hit but still lose my star
What
>>123938818
You still lose your other item even if you are starred.
>Get red trips twice
I'm sure they all went full retard.
There are days where I feel like murdering somebody here
I'm playing like a retard today
>>123939509
>hit pole at the end
Good games.
Tight racing, everyone. See you all around.
Like clockwork
Why
>comm error
Welp, good races everyone.
WHY!?
No Ñepe.
>Get triple reds
>Alice gets triple bananas
>not a single red
Please stay that way
>throwing a banana just behind an item box
You motherfucker
>>123941649
git gud
Seeing those triple bananas made me stop and honk
Wolf, let me fuck Javi up in peace
Glad I wasn't the only one to slip at the end bananas
7/12
>Left had blue coming its way
>Right had thwomp coming down
Why did I forget about the middle
>lightning in 2nd
>after getting blue shell'd
>>123942742
>Javi
How were those shells, Javi?
>>123943360
>>123943353
>Darkwolf hitting himself
Did we both miss our horns?
>>123944023
No, I got hit by yours.
COGGERT
Totally worth it
>Red Shell bully
I don't think you want this, Nepe.
Thanks for giving me first you two
>Ñepe
>Im behind him
You know the rest
>triple reds
>Javi
I'm not joking, my luck is pure shit
>Star ending at Nepe's green
T-thanks
Stop comboing me, please
Watch out for those bananas
I still kept 1st
FUCKING BOOMERANG
>Make my way through all the boomerangs and racers with my fire flowers
>1st place
>Finish Line in sight
>Random ass bouncing green shell stops me and puts me in last.
>Nepe timing his lightning a little too early and hits it right at the end of the invincibility
Why did I tryto do the jump while inked
Fuck off, both of you
>>123945794
Careful with thise :^)`
MY OWN FUCKING BANANA WHY AM I SO STUPID
>Blue Shell coming
>Watch Nepe with that Mushroom
>Based Deku eats him
>Keep first.
>>123948006
>>123948007
Oh, your own banana. Even better!
>first
Fucking finally
>horned twice
Good games, m8sLove you
>>123949080
>Almost lap candy as his Blue Shell is coming around.
>Wanted to ram him and hit him with his own Blue so badly.
GG Karters
Boo
Vote for SMW!
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
>>123956618
>Sonic 2 losing to Pokemon
I am sad.
Wa.
>>123960449
Wake me up.
>>123949080
love you lots
>>123956734
I never liked Sonic 2bh
Boo
>>123968321
bies
WAKE
>>123981424
DOGSTALKER
>>123981559
LAGSTALKER
Here are some SMM levels for your candy asses.
Vertical Mario:
>C690-0000-0013-2F8B
The Aggressive Condo:
>AEF9-0000-002A-584D
Get Out
>E803-0000-003A-80A9
Super Bowser Bros.
>9715-0000-0105-532A
Star Wars Episode 1/4: A New Mario
>0E3E-0000-0106-5E9E
>>123986416
>Super Autism Maker
>>123986416
cool levels
>>123986416
cool levels
Anyone up for a quick round of golf?
2/4 in 5
Super Yoshi's Island Maker when??!?!?!?!
>so many games to post about in this thread
>slow and dies a lot
This general is a failure
>get two coins out of fresh item boxes
>you get two bills right after
This game is rigged
I get that Metal Mario returned due to Japs loving him for being top tier, but wouldn't Dry Bones or Funky be better tryhard reps, since non-statwhores also like them?
>>123989413
Well personally I am not currently just playing much of them but mario kart and I cannot play it together alone..
So I am playing Tales of Zestiria, and other stuff.
>>123906878
Disney can't seem to decide whose side they're on
>>123991212
>Funky
Literal who before Returns so nobody gave a fuck back then. Plus there are more important characters like Diddy (who was in both DD and Wii) and Cranky.
>Dry Bones
Covered by Dry Bowser, for being both "cooler" looking to casuals and the heaviest class for tryhards. Lightweights are shit tier so tryhards wouldn't use Dry Bones even if he did return.
>>123991212
They wanted to keep some MK7 reps. Shy Guy and Lakitu were back, and that left them choosing between Metal Mario, Honey Queen, and Wiggler.they chose wrong
>>123932861
This just keep getting more and more autistic... Or maybe I'm just getting more and more apathetic. I should probably take a break desu
How mad would you be if they annouced Gold Mario, Fox Luigi, and Sprixie Princess for DLC?
>>123995427
If tracks were included, I'd be pretty happy. If not, I wouldn't really care.
>>123991316Mikleo is best girl
>>123989413
What are supposed to talk about?
>no Mario art to post
>no meta left to discuss for Mario Kart
>>123996043
post art?
Wario
>page 10
Kart time
1/12
>/mk8g/ says game is actually fun
>buy it (not at full price though)
>Ball can't land out of bounds
>zero content
>retarded physics
>most unique mode needs an amiibo to be actually fun
Fucking hell, you guys are such apologists, if you actually enjoy this you're actually lying to yourselves
>>124021385
You already posted this bait on /v/ and no one fell for it.
>>124021385
Mario Golf>Mario Tennis anyway, they've been fucking up Tennis recently to the point of region locking online in Open.
>>124021823
>bait
>>124021385
>>/mk8g/ says game is actually fun
>>124023739
yeah nigger, bait.
>Try to play with friends online
>Game tells you to fuck yourself
In a general made for us all to play together, how do you think we'd react to a game where we can't play together?
>>124024225
>nugger
0/12
Standing by on kekwide.
>>124030257
>kekwide
>>124030257
you there?
>>124033706
I'm somewhere.
1/12
>>124034549
Give me 5 minutes
2/12
2/12
3/12
Sorry about the the short games some stuff came up, I'll try to join later
4/12
Larry please
4/12
Time to strap a rocket on this bitch and fly it to the moon!
>>124037636
Coming!
5/12
5/12
LET IT ROLL LET IT ROLL WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE
>3rd
>Get a blue shell
Oh baby
Ha! Holy fuck! Did that Bob-omb actually connect?
That felt good.
Ill be back in 10 min
Man, that red knocked my shit silly.
Dont get baited by the fruit
>>124039750
Shame my other 2 didn't get to anyone else fast enough.
>>124039794
But the temptation of regaining speed os so alluring.
5/12
Let's GO!
Damn bananas.
>>124040292
>bananas on grass in Baby Park
Everytime
Close call with that green.
Back to 5/12!
Tight race.
Nepe
>that entire race
Every time I got ahead a shell would ruin it
Like my gift Nepe?
Serves me right for banking it all on that green.
Fuck almost dodged every shellthen bomb
>>124041579
>another bomb
Enough
>1st
>Decide to take the fucking shortcut anyway
JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST!
Thanks a lot Larry you asshole
That 8 was rendered useless.
>>124042614
Almost got you again.
What the fuck, triple greens AND reds?
Now that ain't right.
>Triple reds into triple greens
>Greens actually hit
Thanks for the games
>>124043698
Thanks for playing, bro.
>>124043698
Good games.
>>124043698
Thank you.
Oh I'm classy.
>triple reds
Thanks everyone. This was some fun night.
>>124044916
Thanks for playing, bro.
>>124044916
I guess this is it then. Good games everybody. Fun races as always.
>>124045081
Good races, bro. Was fun.
>>123992947
I understand them choosing Metal Mario in the sense that Honey Queen and Wiggler might have been awkward to animate riding bikes/ATVs.
>you will never play as Wiggler riding the Wiggler.
>dead
FUCK
>Wake up
>Kart dead
Why am I not dead.
/wa/ here
mk8 is kill
Daisy!
>>124055784
ROSALINA
Lakitu!
>>124058557
ugly
>>124057440
Lovely
>>124066065
>Lakitu is Ugly
>>124068351
>Rosalina is Lovely
>>124068872
yes
>>124069053
No. Your opinion is all backwards.
>>124069408
Nes?
https://twitter.com/ShinenGames/status/672053245066498048FAST comes on the 10th
>>124074035
The council will allow this game here
>>124079203
InB4 it gets it's own general too.
Literally NOG should have happened.
>>124074035
Does it have online?
>>124080106
>Online mode with up to eight players from all around the world or with just your friends.
http://fast.shinen.com/neo/
>>124080180
>15 dollar indie game has friend lobbies but a 60 dollar Nintendo game doesn't
L
O
L
>>124079760
NOG would have happened if autists like ryan wouldn't stop bitching
>>124080364
And shitposting.
Bitching is OK but flooding shitposts over it is maximum sadlel.
>>124079760
But /nog/ did happenTwice
>>124084012
Yes and I saw both threads.
I meant why it did not come to stay obviously. How else would I even know about NOG.Look mom I am responding again I guess
>>124084112
Because they were created for the sole purpose of uniting shitposting from mkg, ink, and, ssbg under one roof
People realized this and left
>>124080180
day one buy
>>124084701
>Because they were created for the sole purpose of uniting shitposting from mkg, ink, and, ssbg under one roof
>People realized this and left
I see glazty got another sucker
The attempt at NOG was legit but the shitposters started spamming the threads
and then morons like you believed that
>>124080328
>60
>>124088285
>legit
Kitty being a woman is more legit than /nog/
>>124091770
>shohorning stale memes
>>124091948
And /nog/ is one
>>124091770
reminder that larry and walter legit started a golf tourney there and helped start up /nog/
>>124091770
Here's your reply/nog/ could have worked without shitposters like you
>>124093161
>worked
Whatever lets you sleep
>>124093480
It wasn't so bad until shitters flooded the thread. Maybe it couldn't integrate /ssbg/ or /ink/ but this general is dead most of the time. Should have just gone back to /v/eekends but some guy keeps making these threads.
>>124093846
>It wasn't so bad until shitters flooded the thread.
Nice one, the whole thing was a parody of all shitposting from here, ssbg and ink from the start
> this general is dead most of the time. Should have just gone back to /v/eekends
This is the only thing I will give you, even if you are shitposting
>>124093846
>It wasn't so bad until shitters flooded the thread
They were in the thread since the first post, and there was almost zero matchmaking going on throughout the the thread
>>124094140
nog was dead on arrival since shitposters were around and started shitposting in the thread immediately
no one took it seriously as a result and no matchmaking killed up immediately
>>124095069
more like dead since the idea came up
No ones cares, no one gives a shit, no one has made an effort to let it thrive
it's the biggest mk8g meme ever
>>124095201
>No ones cares
plenty of people cared mate
>>124095292
[citation needed]
>>124095387
now you're just trolling for someone to namedrop regulars
>>124095442
>Plenty of people
>No source at all
o am i laffin
>>124095647
What I am supposed to say if you are just going to not believe it, you shitposters?
>>124095292
I would guess three people took it seriously if you're referring to the golf tournament. The rest was pure shitposting.
Either way at least one person is too autistic to let go of /mk8g/ so /v/eekends have no chance and /nog/ will never happen either.
>>124096048
>What I am supposed
Nothing
/nog/ has and will always be a meme
>>124096219
Feel free to leave if you are going to have an autistic spaz attack aka "pull a ryan"
Its as if /wiiu/general doesn't exist to you circlejerking chucklefucks. lmao
>>124096449
Can you leave instead?
I'd like that
>>124096832
of course.
How else can an autist pretend nog is viable
>>124097039
Sorry, my bad. Should have know better to talk to a shitposter
>>124096832
That place is ded as fuck, and they don't even play games
It's literally meant for discussion only
>>124097167
How is your shitposting any better?
>>124097697
>Still responding
Let it go man
Boo
/nog/ = shitposting general
Paper Jam is looking alright.
>>124102135
no it was a legitimate attempt
>>124104991
Those graphics are ass though
But yes, new Mario RPG so it's still gonna be great
>>124104991
how sexist
>>124104991
I wanna FUCK Paper Peach
>>124110015
>wanting paper cuts
>>124104991
Holy shit.
>Roy and Wendy get the most screentime in paper jam
Bowser Jr. is also supposed to get a lot of screentime in Paper Jam, where it's revealed that he's very lonely.
Is paper jam a council approved mario game here?
>>124115390
He deserves it
Scrappy doo tier piece of shit
10 minutes of FASThttps://youtu.be/Ww3X4otQm7A
>>124118667
don't need to spoiler it
it is a council approved game
>>124104991
here's hoping it isn't as text happy as dream team
>>124118429
He's not all that bad.
>Samurai Jack is back
Kart, anyone?
>>124125542
I'll play in a little bit
>>124125542
proof?
>>124125920
sticky on /co/
>>124125920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIxLwVwtiQ
>>124125920
how's it like being a retard?
>>124125985
>>124125996
>spoonfeeding
>>124126618
this isn't /a/
>>124125998
>>124126618
did someone stick a fucking needle up your ass?
Boo
>>124130472
kkeeper
>>124126657
it's not just /a/ dumbass
anypne for kart? online with a buddy
can you fucking faggots stay out of /ink/ please
>>124134854
Can you stay out of /mk8g/, faggot?
>>124135000
excuse me
>>124134759
bamp
>>124134759
Coming
1/12
>>124135928
>>124136174
in now
3/12
Join now!
Sorry for picking SNES RR
Welp, back to 1/12
>>124136447
joining back now
tips on gitting gud?
3/12Did the room explode?
>>124137095
sorry about the com error m8 controllerdied
>>124137347
Play a lot, only with time you'll know how to turn, drift, shortcuts, etc
Dont go full speed in your first try imo
>Javi
So it begins.
3/12
A HANDFUL OF REDS FOR ÑEPE COMING UO
4/12
>>124137347
Start with something you can actually drift with.
Anything with 3 speed and 4 acc is good to start with
I made a terrible mistake
>>124138596
>>124138604
4/12
Watch out for the goombas
3/12
>>124139532
It was your dragged banana
Also
>pic related
Don't worry Wally I have plenty of reds for both of you
>>124140202
4/12
Nice green Javi
>Lag on the last item
share the porn
Nah Wally
>Javi and Wally fighting each other every race
>>124141601
It will be over soon dont worry.
>>124141623
Don't worry babe, I haven't forgotten about you
And of course Nepe gets double triple reds at the end.
>2 sets of triples
RNGod finally forgave me
Nice try with the Horn, Javi.
Almost
>>124142552
Eat a green
>>124140702
Oh shit
Coming
6/12
6/12
Lovely.
I guess you had your reveng-
>blue shell
LOL ryan made me realize how bad I am a this game
Rather be third than chewed into last.
I've been robbed
>>124143597
Wally no
Happy now Javi?
>played worldwides earlier today
Goddamn 150cc is slow, can't handle that shit.
>>124143823
Not enough
>>124143834
>playing 150cc at all
You know you can search 200cc ww right?
>>124143817
>>124144026
Good luck finding a lobby.
>Sandoval eats Wallys red
What a bro
Wow I'm the worst at bluebaiting
>Attempt to Blubait me
>Give me the lead instead
Don't do that
Sandy thank you for taking that 2nd red.
>>124144407
N-no prob.
>drifting to the other way
>Space Slut top 2
Oh no
>try connecting via javi and sandoval
>keep getting errors
>try connectig to a recent opponent for a worldwide
>it works
What the hell
>>124144549
Perfect
Oh, fuck those near snipes.
>>124144717
Numerous people have been getting errors recently
No idea why
>lightning
>>124144876
You're welcome
Tight one.
>>124144876
>Blue shells
>lakitu drags me into someone' star
What a bro
LIKE CLOCKWORK EH ?
EH?
EH?
>Ryan gets infront of me without MT
So kind Nepe.
>>124145506
You fucked up one of your drifts
NEVER fuck up your drifts
>Trying to hit me with both of your bombs
>Firballing me before a jump
>Just barely boosting past me for 2nd
Until next time
>>124146186
>bluebait you
>get combo by lightning+red
>>124146208
Good games, bro.
I wasn't expecting you to use those greens.
Thanks for being a bro and taking care of those reds, Javi
GGs guys. thanks for the races, see you soon.
>This is my last game
>all those bananas before the jump
>i put another one for Wally
>>124147168
Good games.
>>124147168
Thanks for playing, bro.
4/12
Get in here in you can!
Bananas
>Never get a big lead enough to reverse into the finish
>>124147756
Like now?
>Reversing
It's not going to save you
>>124148434
Nice try though
Good games, m8s and good night.
>>124148824
To this day, I have never heard the back story behind this gif
Based chomp
>>124148824
Good games, bro.
>>124148953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4IC7qaNr7I
>Red onslaught
>>124149084
Best version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyawqRCuFL4
>>124148824
>>124149084
>>124149351
BEST version here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vasLG_Tizk>inb4 Undermeme
GGsI was tempted to stay back and honk
Good games, bro. Thanks for playing.
>>124149351
Unrelated but having Knuckles ditto while Pumpkin hill plays is the tightest shit ever
>>124150092
okya
can I be your clothes
every hour
every day
your bones
>>124154402
Is that fucking Darkwolf
gn~
>>124154775
the fuck? is there another cancerous skype
>>124158992
>my halloween prank last year was the alice prank fyi..
What the fuck was this
>>124158992
Is this fake?
>>124159125
>>124159364
It's fake
It's not
I made it up
>>124159364
Nah, I'm in the group and can confirm it's real.
>>124159890
yeah i am too, where do you think everyone organized to switch their mii on halloween? just out of the blue? LOL
>>124158992
>literally karting out of obligation
Penta did nothing wrong
>>124159668
>>124159125
what was the "alice prank"
>>124160149
I think Penta changed his mii to look like Alices and was pretending to be her in the thread and in MK8
>>124160202
the fuck? you got any context?
Just fuck off 2015 newbois you ruined mk8g
>>124160436
>2015 newbois
who are you referring to, huh?
Golf?
>>124160513
Every single one of you faggots who started coming here in 2015
>>124160542
Including you, right?
>>124160404
I can't remember too well but Penta wanted to cause drama just like the times that he's changed his mii to others like Javi Ryan and Christine
>>124159976
Well too be honest, I saw Alice do it first, and since Kitty and Nips tend to follow Alice wherever, I thought they just copied it after seeing Alice do it.
>>124160689
fuck i still remember "basedryann"
that shit was stalker level trolling
>>124159976
>>124160759
Alice and panchito changed their miis the day before halloween because I played dubs with them on /ssbg/ and then nips probably changed his after seeing Alice do it
>>124160924
>>124160759
I've never seen anyone stalk someone as much as Nips does Alice, it's very very weird. Expect a swedish muslim to kidnap a little british girl pretty soon.
>>124160924
Nips is a pedophile and hardcore stalker of Alice
>>124161015
>>124161024
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYQHAAABAACNUKFK9WZq1Q
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYIHAAAEAAArVRTslOeQJw
1/8 fast racing neo
>>124161208
>"rushing" to draw something to mimic a person you are stalking
I'm glad that I'm not a fat autistic neet who wants to be a little girl
>>124161208
>>124161338
Now that's just fucking pathetic. Christ.
>>124161208
Nips gives a yeah to literally every post that Alice makes on miiverse and comments about 5 times on her mario maker levels lol
Nips is an insufferable cunt.
>>124154402
>>124154775
>>124154402
>>124154775
If that is me, its missing my rugged good looks and handsome smile. The smile is important!
Why is it upside down anyway and why are the arms and legs yellow instead of just the head's skin color?
In any case, good job.
Cancer Ranking (Intentionally killing this general and constantly pissing people off on purpose puts you higher on the list)
1. Penta and Wally
2. Ryan
3. Glazty and Owlet
4. kitty and Mark
5. Niploli
6. Chris Steven and Matti
7. matt and Sanjo
8. TheArtrix
9. Dan
10. Cloudy Snowy and Sunny
11. Plein and Johnny
12. Dog and the Toadette Brigade
13. Skullgirls
14. Tim
15. Harry and Thurler
16. Nikki and Barkley
17. Panchito and Alice
18. Heisenberg
19. Taro
20. Dane
21. Danny/Jane Robyn Sasha Oktavius and MimiQT
22. Maebbie
23. Nono Orphamiel and Kate/Ashley
24. Nepe Flippy Kevin and DogStalker
25. Javi Sebastian LaN and Phil
>>124162058
>still 21
>>124160759
>>124160924
>>124161015
>>124161024
>>124161208
>>124161338
>>124161376
>>124161486
>>124161791
>>124162058
Nips has always gone out of his way to piss everyone off and he clearly has brain damage
>>124162058
>Still not on the list.
Mini Isabelle
>9
>check the thread
>shitposting
I guess leaving the general alone for a while didn't really help you guys with your shitposter problem, eh?
>>124162058
Somebody needs to update this.
>>124169335
I thought the same.
I just can let this place go whenever the shit gets too dense for me to plow through too.
>>124161895it's a suit
>>124161208
>that one dude asking in for a request
ebin
>>124173284
>saying no to a request
What a bitch
>>124169335
Honestly, the issue is all the people gossiping over Alice, Nips, Kitty, etc. They're shitposting about shitposts lmao
>>124174940
Pretty much. Although, they also cause a lot of it because they're idiots when it comes to this stuff, particularly Kitty and Alice.
>>124173093
Because its a suit, its upside down? How strange.
cry more waaaaaa
Hey guys.
>>124178804
hey darkwolf
>>124178879
Not.
>>124178879
Ike-abelle wasn't me, but hello all the same.
I wish Darkwlf was dead.
I wish this general was dead too.
Darkwolf, Alice and Kevin
>>124182348
Sumea
>>124182507
>sumea in drag
good ideaI tried drawing Alice but I got too tired
>>124182507
Sumia!is more deserving of a smash spot than Lucina.
>>124182738
>I tried drawing Alice but I got too tired
Post it
>>124183129
yes?
>He draws pictures of regularsSo do I, heh.
>>124187714
pics?
>>124188197
If you haven't seen my work, I haven't drawn a picture of you.
>>124188756
Fuck Lägstalker
How do I change the timing on the fire burners in Mario Maker?
All 3 of them go off at the same time
I want one of them to turn on while the others turn off
>>124195352
Shake it
Luigi
>>124201598
who is playing splatoon
>>124201598
/mk8g/ isn't your splatoon blog
Wario
>>124201923
>>124201993
it was nips
>>124207242
nips doesn't play splatoon, it was probably Walter.
Isabelle and Grillager.
>>124212845
I miss meteoris he was a good tier artist
>>124213749
>all the artfags left
>Alice is now the "best artist regular" despite being shit
This is a nightmare I wish to wake up from
corey trevor karts LET'S GO
1/12
http://strawpoll.me/6170633
Need help deciding a Christmas present for a friend.
>>124218558
Mario Maker isn't a game.
>>124221408
this f am