/utg/ - Undertale General

first for lewds

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>>123741962
This one?

booby

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First for best grill.

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first for best brothers

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nth for scalie gaylies

Sixth for Asgore a best

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how do I get good at sans?

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xth for autism convention 1/4
>touching lesbians

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xth for skelebros make my day.

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Don't get horny.

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Finally

Look at these fukken cards

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>>123742118

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First for best robot

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>>123742214
BULLY HIM
HE EATS CHILDREN

>>123742118
>You will never play catch with Papyrus's severed head while he yells and screeches
>In joy
Probably

>>123742228

Holy shit you delivered

>>123742228
That Alphys a qt

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>>123742118

Nth
Fkr alcohol and mettaton

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>>123742120
Sleep well lil' skell.

>>123742195
More like, fist for worst girl

Anyone have any funny decent dub videos of fancomics?

>>123742270
OH I-I-I LOVE LITTLE KIDS
THEY TASTE JUST SO GOOD
OH I-I-I LOVE LITTLE KIDS
THEY TASTE JUST SO BAD

>>123742228
I actually like that Alphys.

Does anyone have fish oil anon screencap?

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>>123742254

>>123742270
Whole? Or in bits?

Does he like, bake them into pies?

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>>123742176
wish granted

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I just wanted to say I love you guys so goddamn much. Thank you for always making my nights a little brighter.
You faggots.

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>>123742228
>alphys more attractive than undyne

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>>123742316
sleep well lil' skell

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>>123742310
ALCOHOL (YOU) SAY?

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>>123742118
I wanna marry goatbro!

>>123742418
I love you too, youbguys are the only people I talk to regular nkr

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>>123714328

One thing I've noticed in this new instalment is the lack of showing Frisk's soul-heart, which is ever-present in the other parts.

Did he make it all the way, and make the deal?

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>>123742415
Is it that time again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eJ3EZqdHoU

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>>123742418
Same here

>>123742409
Depends on the mood, anon.
Why do you think he had to try a bunch of different recipies for Butterscotch Pie? Not easy to make that shit right witgout ruining the human child you put in it.

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>>123742418
I have fun here as well. I enjoy shitposting in good company

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>>123742404

>>123742418
You too, anon

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>>123742252
Why not?

>>123742310
RATINGS

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softly PROTECT THE SKELETON

I love pictures that emphasize the scenery, but this one in particular makes me feel very lonely.

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remember to bully the flower

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>>123742385
Doogle go to sleep

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>>123742497
yes, sorry only one, but here is a christian picture,

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>>123742418
Love ya too, little buddy.

>>123742464
yes watermallon mix and half water half vodka rto finish the night. fucking keybord doesnt habve autofix like my phonne FUCIK

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>>123742228
I really like these two.

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>>123742302
of course

2/4
My friend cut Frisk out of the picture
Thanks Eli

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>>123742209
yes

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>>123742547

The dwarf fortress CHARA KILLS thing inspired me to play Dwarfs again

Time to see how grand the adventures of Undyne can be in the land of killing! Praise Armok.

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>>123742118
lol I just played this game after smoking a bowl.
what the fuck was that

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>>123742228
>that fucking spear

Think of your weirdest fetish, you have to explain it to your favorite character. What is their response.

>>123742631
>cute alphys

NON-CANONICAL

>>123742640
That's actually not a bad Mettaton.

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>>123742418
These threads actually make me feel suicidal.
Anyway good night. No I'm not going to do it fuck off.

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>>123742469
Go back to sleep Frisk.

>>123742582
But it's only 11:30 on a Saturday

>>123742640
That Flowey is cute as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyXnOYEuqsA

Im too drunk for this shit but I love it

>>123742606
Well at least you won't accidentally autocorrect booby or text porn to your family.

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>>123742654

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>>123742710
shaking my head to be honest family

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>>123742553
Just don't get horny! Please! Think about Papyrus before you get horny.

>>123742687
DUDE

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>>123742195
Definitely a best.

>>123742323
You shut your whore mouth.

>>123742704
Napstablook would be very confused and would probably pretend not to be home when I visit

>>123742415
FOREBODEN

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This thread is lacking The Great Papyrus!

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>>123742704
Asgore, I like your big burly dad bod and I want to worship every inch of it

I think he'd be down with it

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>>123742704
>vore
>asriel
Love is over. Nothing is good any more.
I don't want to defile the goat child.

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>>123742418
I love you guys too, even the weird posters. Except for catfucker and the /vg/ /pol/tard, those guys can fuck off.

>>123742770
I dont talk to my fmilt

>>123742704
Alphys Probably has a similar amount of futa, we'd end up sharing.

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>>123742751
She knows best for you.

>>123742640
Is that guy on the right trying to look like that Mark youtube guy?

>>123742858
Did they disown you?

>>123742729
But why does it make you feel like that? goodnight anyways.

>>123742704
>Woshua
>bukkake

Oh boy.

>>123742225
You need at least 4 healing items for his 2nd stage. If you don't have Instant Noodles/Pie/Face Steak around still you might as well restart your genocide run.

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>>123742886
But it's comfy hour :c
>>123742838
pic related

>>123742704
I'd have to explain cuntboy to Sans and he would make a fucking pun about it but I'm too intoxicated to think of one.

>Thinking seriously about an unofficial/semi-official sequel to Undertale
>Pretty sure I'm going to get death threats from hardcore Undertale fans

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>>123742851
>Except for catfucker

>>123742631
>>123742640
Not bad cosplays. That Mettaton is sexy, very true to character.

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>>123742782
But anon, I'd be getting even hornier.

>>123742640
I want to ask that Mettaton for his autograph

>>123742640
Who's the guy on the right supposed to be, Markiplier? Anyway the Mettaton is pretty decent and the Flowey looks well made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=301lp51z_cE
I'm pretty sure we can do better than this.

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>>123742316
Sleep well lil skell

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>>123742685
N-No!

You... You really don't need to hurt people. You don't have to do this. Nobody is making you!

...R-Right?

>>123742858
Boss? Dog? Parole Officer? Doctor? Phone company? Weed dealer?

>>123742316
sleep well lil skell.

>>123742704
How would I explain my virginity fetish to Papyrus? The guy wouldn't even know what a virgin is.

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>>123742118
LOL

^
|
|

Beware

>>123742732
>We will never see Chara murder goatbro in front of Frisk

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>>123742704
>Mettaton
>Tentacles
This is going to be fun.

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I diddit

>>123742985
>>123742903
im really drunk and switcehd to my computer to talk to you fags, I dont even know anymore.

>>123742704
>TF
>Asriel
I don't think he'd fully understand why or why it's bad to be honest. I don't either

>>123743014
Tell him he's the only one who can offer you what you want.

>>123742704
>guro
>Sans
Bad time.

>>123742704
Toriel
Stuffing/Bloating
desu I think Toriel's pretty chill about like everything that isn't Asgore, so she might just laugh it off.

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>>123742459
>you will never share a pocky with Sans

>>123742469
who's this artist?

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>>123742780
this guy gets it

>>123742687
>>123742259
these kinds of pictures make me laugh so damn much

>>123742228
>supanova
i hope you dont post a pic of me, i swear i'm not that autistic

Welp, 40 attempts and the Sans fight stopped being fun. gg, you win. Time to let my lil sister finish her neutral run now.

>>123742704

im into gay goatboys

y-you okay with that, az?

hello its me

>>123742704
I can't tell Papyrus about the nasty crap that turns me on, he's too innocent. He wouldn't understand it anyway.

>>123742940
Since you're not getting paid for it just do it under a fake name. What's the worst they could do?

>>123743031
>>123743021
BEWARE THE TEM

>>123743153
That's not a fetish you faggot.

>>123743169
Fapanon?

>>123743169
fuck off??

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>>123742118
How do I cope with the fact that my waifu will never really love me?

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>>123743107
It's truly a shame more people don't have patrician taste.

>>123743196
I'm pretty sure furry is.

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>>123742816
Exactly this.

Help me, the thoughts have been slowly taking over my mind.

>>123743196

don't make funna me for being vanilla ;~;

>>123743169
hi me! i'm hungry

>>123742704
>Papyrus
>guro and rape

I'm in for a talking aren't I.

>>123743018
see a therapist flowey

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>>123743048
Oh.

So are you a cannibal? Share us your drunken wisdom.
So are you a cannibal? Share us your drunken wisdom.

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>>123743193
Damn straight you should

post your favorite undertale OST cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIuBpl7k_eU

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>>123742898
holy fuck you're like the 100th person to say I look like Markiplier fuck off

3/4
Actually asleep
I think she wanted to get stabbed or something

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>left charger at friends house
>only have 31% left to shitpost

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>123743018
>Asriel and Flowey existing as seperate entities

Instantly retarded. For shame.

>>123742704
>Monster Kid
>Dullahans

"Yeah, bro, I've heard of some of those headless guys. Yo, those guys sound so cool! They're a little freaky, but still cool! Not as cool as Undyne, though."

>>123743042
Oh my god, you did it.

>>123743310
>Dullahans

okay go on please

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>>123743091
I mean, all she really eats is pie so I'm pretty sure she's stuffed already.

>>123743293
Well, it's fitting for a character like Sans.

>>123743293
If it makes you feel better you're uglier then him.

>>123743310
>chara
>corruption or feminization

They'd understand.

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>>123743021
>Frisk encounters edgy adult Asriel instead of Toriel in the ruins.
What happens, /utg/?

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>Toriel
>have to explain my fetish for being raped

>>123743305
RIP, you will be missed anon.

>>123743270
I ditn say I was a cannibal, my drunken wisdom is just incoherent screaming

>>123743306
I think it's a cool concept for Flowey to be an alternate personality of Asriel's after he's saved he still has to deal with, but yeah, them as two separate physical entities is retarded

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I propose Dane Cook's voice is canon for /Bestpants/

Someone suggest other voices for other characters

I want to molest Monster Kid

>>123743347
I thought she ate snails in various dishes.
Either way, chub Toriel A+

>>123743380
>tfw no qt big bro to pat me

>>123742704
Gaster would probably have a very hard time trying to understand how watersports is even a fetish.

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>>123743362
Anon, that's not nice! He's a very good-looking boy.

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>>123743346
I got it from DRRR. It's a bit hard to explain.

>>123743401
>I ditn say I was a cannibal
I'm taking that as a maybe.

>>123742940
do it faggot

>>123743293
A lot of people consider Markiplier pretty attractive for some reason so I wouldn't be too insulted. Personally I'd say you're better looking than him anyway.

>>123742640
fucking eli man
he should just go look at duck penises all day while painting fences hes not cut out for photo editing

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dank memes

>>123743041
what is this

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>>123743213
I will let you know the moment I find out.

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>>123743214
I have faith that even people with the worst taste can change.

>>123743380
Basically the au of pic related

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>>123743362
T-thanks

4/4
Well that's all from me

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I want to make spaghetti with Papyrus!

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>>123743213
>find a women like your waifu, and date her.
you just gotta believe in yourself, anon.

>>123743443
yeah, thats cool kid
but who doesn't?

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>>123743284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryt0vbV6pw8

>>123743542
>blooky's legs

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>>123743507
Look up "yoshinoya copypasta".

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>>123743538
>pic related
>no pic related

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>>123742704
Ok, Undyne. Well. I know you've got an open mind, you've got good taste in partners, look at Alphys, and... No, no I'm not hitting on your girlfriend! No! I mean, not that she's not great, but. Uh. Shit.

Ok, I like my partners big. REALLY big. Like. EVA height. You know, there's more of them to love! And strong enough to push me around a bit, but not too rough. Bit weird, but... Well. That's it.

Ok. I'm glad we had this chat.

I really wish there was some decent art of giantess Undyne. That WASN'T vore or crush or something fucked-up.

>>123743542
Oh my fucking god this cool dude

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>>123743476
But still uglier then the person he is being compared to.

>>123743542
You're welcome!

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>>123743542
DON'T
LEWD
BLOOKY

>>123743542
OH LAWDY

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>>123743542
>that Toriel

>>123743481

googled, seems cool, thanks for sharing

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Sans is now judging you on the sins of your shitposts, how are you punished?

Does he leave you be or gasterblast you into oblivion for being a filthy degenerate?

>>123743542
Why do the skeles have hair? I don't like.

>>123743481
now i want to see celty freaking out when she meets napstablook

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>>123743213
>>123743523
>Fishfuckers are literally keked by a weeb lizard
Feels good to not have that problem

>>123743542
>that fucking blooky

I can't sleep, gimme something silly to doodle so I can maybe pass out

>>123743542
>that Blook
Oh my.

>>123743601
I meant the pic the poster before me posted

you meet a sexy undertale cosplayer at a convention and you somehow end up in bed with them

who were they cosplaying?

>>123743542
>The guy in the back that just wants a soda

I like these cosplays though

>>123743542
This isn't even close to the bad I've seen are other cons.

>>123743670
Feels good to not be a goatfucker furry, too.

>>123743673
mad dummy and the tutorial dummy arguing

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>>123743526
sans please stay forever

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>>123743612
WOULD YOU FUCK A GHOST?

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>>123743654
Time to die several times on a row I guess.

>>123742974
Someones GOTTA PUT THOSE HYDRAS TO THE TEST!

>>123743712
chara

>>123743546
How would you go about dating a lesbian as a straight male?
3D is also disgusting

>>123743665
wait, celty is afriad of aliens...

shit

>>123743712
Tsundereplane

>>123743670

but we're keked by the fact that goatbro isn't even canonically alive

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>>123743237
once you start thinking about it you can't stop

you're stuck like this for life, anon

Savor it

>>123743542
The Undyne and Toriel are pretty good.
Not too crazy about the Sans and Papyrus but it looks like they at least tried.

>>123742418
Reminder that this place too, shall die.

>>123743673
Something involving Toriel, Chara, and hot peppers

>>123743712

Aaron.

>>123743654
I only ever shitpost about lewding him, so you tell me, anon.

>>123743654
I'm fat Chara Anon

I'm gonna take that faggot on

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>>123743284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRw26sEEywY

>>123743063
He'd still be oblivious to what virginity and sex is, I would have to teach him the birds and the bees. After I did said birds and bees with him.

>>123743782
Not right now but there's nothing stopping you from dragging flowriel out of the ruins and giving him a soul through whatever means.

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>>123743506
PARTY!
HARD!

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>>123743654
I literally only cutepost
suck it sans ive done nothing wrong

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>>123743542
Why is Markiplier at this convention?

>>123743670
Your problem is that you can only fuck Asriel when he's absorbed the souls of thousands of monsters, or he's a flower.

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>>123743454
Yeah, now that I remember correctly she does only eat snail delicacies.

I'd imagine she'd get pretty chubby only eating that.

>>123743673
chara and asriel having an edgy OC battle
cute kids playing are cute

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>>123743654
I shitpost about how Alphys a cute and borderline lewd of her and/or Undyne. He'd gasterblast me a few times but let me go at about 10 resets. At least my degeneracy is canon.

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>>123743654
He'll leave me be and call me a sad excuse for a shitposter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuJjVPVxfpw
i should sleep soon

>>123743654
I think the worst think I've posted is the lyrics earlier in this thread
I'm safe

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>>123743542
Thanks for the quick doodle material.

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>>123742195
More like
>first for best GILL

>>123742197
>>123742249
>>123742565
I like you guys.

>>123742704
I like size differences and feeding guys. Wouldn't be too hard to explain to Papyrus, so I guess I'm lucky.

Weight gain, on the other hand ...

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>>123743741
ONLY THE PINK ONE

>>123743654
I pride myself on my shitposting. Depends on his tastes.

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post cute flower

>>123743654
I say some creepy stuff about his brother sometimes but the rest of it I lorepost, drawfag, or stick up for Pap so hopefully it cancels out.

>>123743873
Is there a love more pure than these married dogs?

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>>123743670
No need to be so spiteful, goatfaggot

>>123743741
NO DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE GHOST

THEY ARE FOR SMOOCHING ONLY

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>>123743870

>>123742704
I want Papyrus to deflower me. Once I teach him about the act he might be accepting and be very gentle.

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>>123743654
I've got a question for you anon
Do you think even the most irredeemable fucker can choose to change?
I made this fucking post, didn't I? Goat fag for life!
Heh, alright
I've got another question for you
Do you want to have a goddamn bad time? Because, if you make one more post like this, your really not going to like what happens next

>>123743654
I've shitposted about Gaster a little but I'd say I'm fine.

>>123743654
Well... at the start, I was really bad. I shitposted about sexually assaulting his brother, I found and posted cringe constantly, I lied and trolled just to upset people...

But I haven't done that in a while. I try to be kind to my fellow posters, compliment OC posters and creators, offer thought-out posts on the characters and stuff, and report rule-breaking. I realized that I was just pissing people off for a cheap, brief laugh, and I didn't need to.

Surely he can see that someone can change, right? That after being shown a little kindness and the nice feeling of people actually liking me and my posts, I didn't want to hurt anyone anymore?

Who am I kidding. I'm gonna get dunked and deserve it.

>>123744016
I guess you can say you are a dirty brother fucker

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>>123743794
Fuck

See normal bara bodies put me off because the people they're attached to tend to be assholes and dominant jerks but Asgore being so nice despite having that kind of build gets me so fucking hard.

This is the worst kind of hell because there's almost no one else like this.

Reminder that wanting to fuck a fish still makes you a furry.

>>123743854
just fucking put him in a pot and wait at a hospitals emergency ward for a bit

there, you saved flowey
you may now love the cute flower

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Not sure if want.

>>123744128
No it doesn't, it makes you a scaly.

>>123744116
>that little belly peeking out from underneath
lord, give me strength

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>>123743738
some things you gotta do on your own, kid

but i'll be around for a bit anyway

>>123743914
Yep. Pretty good stuff, that chubby/mom-fat Toriel

>>123744059
what
he called or dank memes

>>123743654
I only post here when Im drunk. I dont really shitpost or anything I just want friends

>>123744168
No, it makes you a lesbian

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>>123743952

>>123744073
I'm going to post it again in the daytime because time always repeats itself. :^)

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>>123744025
What that pic's supposed to mean?

>>123744116
>he doesn't know what teddy bears are

It means someone who's built like a brick shithouse/bara but is a big cuddly softie.

They're usually still dominant though.

Like that's in any way shape or form a bad thing.

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>>123743952
>>123744035
>not making sweet, gentle love to Blooky while telling them they're perfect and that you love them

I want to wipe away their tears and make them feel wanted!

>>123742228
>>123742640
>>123743293
>>123743542
WAIT
MARKIPLIER WAS A SUPANOVA?
dang, i wish i had gone now

>>123744235
Asgore.

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Goodnight /utg/

>>123744235
It's in the neutral ending where Undyne spearheaded the revolution and drove Toriel out when she took over the throne following Asgore's death

>>123744209
Only if you are a girl. And even then you could be bi.

>>123744295
Sleep tight, human!

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>>123744295
goodnight doogle

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>>123744128
Goatposter pls.

>>123744235
It's when Undyne leads the revolt against Toriel if you kill the right people.

>>123744295
Sleep tight, human

>>123744268
>Mettaton doing it
FOREBODEN

>>123744295

sleep well lil skell

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>>123743870
WHAT IN THE FUCJ

>>123744295
sleep tight, human

g'night doogle

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>>123742704
>Mettaton
>Fetishes are too numerous to come to one conclusive answer for biggest kink.
Oh dear.

>>123743654
>>123743745
>>123743835
>>123743920
>>123743990
>>123744016
>>123744073
Considering that you can murder his brother in cold blood without him raising a hand against you, I don't think he'd attack anyone just for saying dumb shit on the internet.

Face it, we're not worth his time. He'd just call us a bunch of creepy little goobers and leave.

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I fixed my grammar flub. Coin flip says I should do more

Any ideas?

>befriend undyne
>start killing monsters afterwards

>>123744295
Sleep tight human.
Goodnight Doogle.

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>>123744320
Holy shit, when I saved that I thought it was Aplhys, not fn@f shit.

Deleting from collection, thread, and posting cute to make up for my sins. Wohua clean me please.

>>123744437
he'd at least call us a weirdo

>>123744442
I got one, how about you stop

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>>123744287
So pic related

>>123743884
>>123744278

Okay cmon there's no way I look THAT much like Markiplier
Or am I being taken on a ruse cruise?

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>>123744116
goatdad is a blessing and a curse

he's too perfect

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I'm leaving guys, it's been fun shitposting with you all but all good things must come to an end. May your determination never die, brothers.

>>123744505
Enough for people to do a double take, I bet

>>123744437
I think he would try to gaster blast the cat fucker and the dog shit eater

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>>123744025

Avenge your father fishsticks!

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>>123744295
Finally decide to go to sleep eh.

G'night

Drunk anon here, Im going to start drawing tomorrow instead of drinking. what should I draw,

>>123744442
Listen man, you really shouldn't post so often. Tone it down a bit.

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SKELETONS!

>>123744556
my inner torment

also characters being alcoholics

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>>123744295
Night Doogle.
Not that you ever actually go to sleep when you post that.

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>>123744556
Draw fat gay weeb lizard. There's not enough of her.

>>123744561
are

/r/ing that image of everyone 2swole2control

>>123744556

cute comics

>>123744521
Like leaving forever?

Please don't

>>123744490
I've had sins crawling on my back for some time, it's too late for me Anon

>>123744557
Oh? Sorry. I didn't want to post for no reason, that one was me fixing my grammar mistake

I guess I could be done for the night then

>>123744548
Well of course, no internet after midnight
>>123744603
You ain't know me
it's true

>>123744582
I have no art skills at all, so expect a burgerpants tier thing

>>123744295
Sleep tight, human

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>>123744295
Sleep tight, human.

>>123744505
It's a ruse cruise for sure. You have some similar features but you're not THAT alike.

>>123744521
You'll be missed, anon. Take care of yourself, and once a bonebro always a bonebro.

By that I mean you're always welcome back.
Goodnight, /utg/. Hope you all dream of your faves.

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>>123744625
THE GREATEST AND DEFINITELY NOT FOR SEXUALS!

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>>123744521
Good luck out there anon, take care.

>>123744668
that is my 3rd favourite thing

I expect great terrible out of you.

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hey give me draw requests starring flowey
or gaster
or give me your skin

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>>123744491
I always saw their relationship as more father/daughter-ly, but sure, if you want to see it that way.

>>123744645
No, I'm not kidding around. Stop.

>>123744437
To be fair, the only reason he didn't dunk you straight out of the ruins is because he made a promise not to.

But yeah, he would just call us weird and then tease us with terrible puns.

>>123744718
Flowey meeting Gaster and their reactions to eachother.

>>123744556
Undyne and Papyrus arm wrestling

>>123744632
>>123744624
>>123744582
thos will be on my tablet with my finger so dont expect muchg >>123744717
>>123744757

>>123744719
imagine

Undyne with the voice of frankie foster

>>123744625
for

>>123744718
Gaster trying to build a sand castle but failing because of the holes in his hands.

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>>123744719
Same I love the father daughter thing they got going.

>>123744776

you will do wonderfully, friend

>>123744703
>pockets sown into a horrible christmas sweater

just perfect

>>123744645
Honestly, even as someone who has the same fetish as you, I think you are kinda going too far. This kind of content shouldn't appear on /utg/ so often.

>>123744442
More vore. Undyne inside Alphys