/utg/ - Undertale General

booby

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>>123708041

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Give your spear a good ol' rub.

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>>123711460

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nth for mtt is a dick but only kind of

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xth for herding cats

booty

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kissy little fangs

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W. D. "ABDUCTION MASTER" GASTER

Undyne womb eggs

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nth for learning to love again

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LOOK AT THE DUMPLINGS

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Goat

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Look at him

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>>123715451
Post cat

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>>123715514
undyne's eggs in alphys's womb

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>>123715497
also pocket gaster

>>123715631
How would this work?

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who /watersports/ here?

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>>123715660
That too.

>>123715686
monsters are literally magic, I don't have to explain shit

>>123715490
>fangs
>not lip flaps

1. Give him your Soul to share-
http://dreemurr-reborn.tumblr.com/
+ Goat child can have a life, and you can too sort of
- you sacrificed your happiness that goat can have a life
- destroyed timelines just to bring him back
= no privacy during puberty (?)

2. Warp space and time back to when Asriel died to catch his soul. Return it to Asriel in the epilogue.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4942816/chapters/11345293
+ Asriel lives and has a brother
- You destroyed countless timeline for your own benefit. You'll have to live with it.
- Mucking about space time might have dire consequences later on
with no Gaster give you a heads up

3. Take Flowey to surface so that he can grow to feel emotion again.
+ Simpler, no mucking about with souls or time travel
- you're bringing a sociopath on to the surface on off chance he can be rehabilitated

4. "Weaver method"
Just take that goat child and make a run for the surface
+ there wasn't that easy
- he'll disappear, and will leave Flowey in his place

5.??? your turn

>>123715717
What's this from? I recognize that scene from somewhere

>>123715717
hopefully no one you creepy freak

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>>123715609
>Filename

Fuck yuo, he's my boyfriend!

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>>123715624
ok

>>123715717
curling

>>123715717
here, but I'm ashamed of it

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i need some cute goat pics

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Which characters?

>>123715541
Long haired adult girl Frisk is great

>>123715828
As you should be.

What makes Undyne so great?
Is it her strength and determination?
Is it her powerful, boisterous personality?
Is it her genuine love for those around her?
Is it her soft and comforting side that would never knowingly hurt anyone she knew for sure was innocent?
Is it all the above?

>>123715879
Royal Guards

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>>123715609
you mean my boyfriend

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>>123715631
delete this

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doggo!

>>123715765
I want to awkwardly figure out how to kiss around his fangs and you won't ruin it for me

>>123715631
A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.

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Why does Toriel ask if you're allergic, did chara eat the buttercups after dinner or something?

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Chara vs the Numidium, who wins?

Keep in mind that the Numidium is powered by the literal heart of a god, has skin made of the entirety of a dead race of elves, has control of time and space and is also a giant robot.

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Who's your daddy?

>>123715934
NGAAAAAAH

>>123716030
>implying weird lip flaps wouldn't also make it awkward if not mroeso

>>123715717
>>123715828
>>123715929
watersports is a great fetish fuck you

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>>123715934
All of the above.

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>>123715965
Doggo is cute!

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>>123715631
Let's not and say we did

>>123715934
Clearly fish oil

Asgore is my favorite comic relief character in this game.

>>123716086
It'd be awkward awkward, not endearingly awkward

what even are lip flaps

>>123716038
>tfw allergic to a fuckton of things including butterscotch

S-Sorry mom

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>>123716057
Temmie accidentally knocks it into the core and Gaster gets a new room mate who helps him with the fly problem.

>>123716057
Chara never wins but keeps reloading their save anyway.

Numidium never loses but Chara won't fuck off.

Eternal conflict that multidimensional beings pay to watch.

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>>123716076
G E R S O N

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Holy fuck, not shitposting about a fetish I just discovered other people on here had is really hard. How do you guys resist?

>123714849
asgore would get fucking destroyed

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>>123715768
>no privacy during puberty

>Fatz will never make a short comic of this

>>123715768
>- You destroyed countless timeline for your own benefit. You'll have to live with it.
Well, with the way it's done in One by One, everything plays out the same until the pacifist ending, despite the time travel.

>>123715934
Monster PCP.

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>>123716183
I don't know but the goats have them.

>>123715718
epic tumblr reference

>>123715768
5. The Copout
Through sheer DETERMINATION, Frisk/The Entity Guiding Frisk(Player) shits out a spare soul.
+You get your happy ending
-You tamper with forces you do not fully understand and something will go wrong
-Nothing feels real

6. The Furry Option
Frisk links his soul with Asriel and becomes a furry goat monster because it's not fetish fuel I swear.
+Asriel lives and has a goat brother
-The monsters now lack a proper human ambassador
-Frisk loses his humanity

>>123716238
by not being a faggot

it's easy then

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>>123716279
>tfw you will never massage mommy's feet and feed her snails

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>>123711935
There's this version that I think looks better.

https://d2pq0u4uni88oo.cloudfront.net/projects/581186/video-258813-h264_high.mp4

The kickstarter trailer was pretty cheesy. Wish we could hear that original Asgore arrange.

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>>123716221
Gee, Undyne! Why does your mom let you have up to three dads?

>>>123714849

>>123716238
Because my fetish is shit and I don't want to enforce it upon others since I'm not a needy asshole.

>>123716279
>thought the nose was the mouth and the mouth was just a......belly patch. Like a goat totoro.

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>>123716238
Are you the other anon into weight gain and NOT on Chara?

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>>123716076

>>123716286
I don't get it, what's the reference?

>>123716395
>Implying god would let him do that shit
Checkmate atheist scum.

>>123716238
By feeling disgust.

>>123716038
Humans are allergic to Temmie

>>123716198
is it the eggs you are allergic to?

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>>123715768
Bump.

>>123706654
Also death isn't final in a fantasy game as it is in reality. To start, neither Chara nor Asriel or dead. Asriel speaks directly to you concluding a true pacifist run, pleading with you not to reset the game. While its true he doesn't look like himself and it would take a considerable amount of soul power to restore him to his form, he's far from dead. He's fully conscious. Remember that it was a moral choice to return the souls of your friends and the dead children - he doesn't have to. Without them he becomes a flower, but in neither case is he "dead."

Also chara is tied to love. While she never gains a pysical form if you don't gain love, she's a persistent force in the game. She doesn't go away, she just stagnates and never materalizes until frisk develops love and she can take over.

In both cases their physical bodies change - but are under no sense dead.

Finally even the amalgates aren't dead. I'm certain I saw them in the credits living with their families. Again, another case where the physical body changes, where several are them to together , possessing the same body, but we have no reason to assume they are dead. We don't know the mental state of ALL of them, but some were capable of speech and cognitive function. All ate. Some might be dumber than child but no, not dead.

-- Look, I get that goatfuckers are annoying. I'm an asgore fag myself. But this is just alot of misinformation and falsehood. Thier favorite charater is ultimately no less "alive" than mine. Just add "Worship" and "GOATS" to a filter if it bothers you that much.

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>>123716383
You can really tell the portion of the game that was in the demo apart from the rest of it. It's got horrible writing and just feels so different from the rest.

>>123716483
but she's making you pie without temmie in it, is she just asking because maternal instincts or what

>>123715631
alphys isn't pregnant

she's just faaaaaaaaat

>>123716483
>Chara had a Temmie friend when they were in the Underground
>it went poorly

>>123716486
Pretty sure. I'm allergic to all dairy, eggs, and nuts. A surprising number of things fall under those.

Toriel - straight
Asgore - straight
Undyne - bisexual
Alphys - bisexual
Papyrus - straight but too pure for anything
Sans - straight but too lazy for anything
Mettaton - who fucking knows

>>123716421
yes and no anon, sorry

Reminder that Frisk's soul shatters in defiance of Asgore so they have to wait another 100 years for another asshole to fall down into Mt. Ebott

>>123716601
damn that sucks, dairy is pretty much all I eat and I'm lactose intolerant.

I'm sure she could make you a nice snail pie though.

>>123716615
>Undyne - bisexual
Undyne never shows interest in any dudes though?

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>>123716421
I'm the one in Chara!

>>123716615
>Mettaton
>David Bowie tier

>>123716615
>Undyne and Alphys
>Bi
And your proof for anything but lesbians is where?

>>123716383
I just noticed the flower on Asgore's trident, help.

>>123716615
At no point does Undyne seem interested in men.
The reason why you can't have a date with her, just a hangout session, is because Frisk can be either a guy or a girl.

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>>123715490
This kind of Asriel turns me on so much like I don't even.
My dick

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>>123716615

>Mettaton-Who fucking knows

Oh I sure know he'd take a dick in the ass in a fifth of a second. It isn't hard to figure out.

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>>123715631
>Undyne will never lay her eggs in your boypussy

>>123716238
Just say it in spoilers, I'm curious now.

>>123716615
If Papyrus has a sexuality he seems like he might be gay to me desu

Or just robosexual

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>>123716576
>alphys isn't pregnant

Not according to the artist of that.

>>123716735
Can't say anything for Undyne but Alphys has a crush on Asgore

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>>123716710
My friend you need a form of Jesus.

>>123716735
Asgore

Reminder to get on Shamchat for a good time

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>>123716735

>>123716735
Alphys canonically had a crush on Asgore, at least according to the quiz show along Bratty's and Catty's dialogue.
Undyne being anything other than a lesbian is retarded though.

>>123716615
Undyne is like spaghetti she's straight until she's wet

>>123716789
the artist is wrogn

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>>123716735
Alphys has a crush on Asgore

>>123716710
This shouldn't be hot. Fuck.

>>123716747
I know the feeling

but I mostly want to cuddle with him

>>123716824
chara can be jesus, do you know how many people christians have killed

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>>123716710
WHERE DO YOU KEEP GETTING THESE

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Thick goat best goat

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>>123716615
>mfw some anon believed Toriel is lesbian

>>123716704
some nerds are just mad she'd never touch their wiiwii

>>123716615
I think Undyne's a dyke. Also Sans strikes me as the kind of the guy who would suck you off in an alley in exchange for French fries, it would be a really shitty half hearted blowjob but still. That's not really not straight though, more just pathetic.

>>123716758
boypussy just cracks me up every time I read it

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>>123716893
Goddamnit I walked right into that.

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>>123716824
I killed Sans

It's too late for me. Let me enjoy peace with my murderous loli while the rest of the world burns

>>123716872
>>123716910
I make them

>>123716882
Same t~b~h

>>123716864
As a fish, Undyne is constantly at least slightly moist.

>>123716917
Do you ever get that feeling when you really really like something but the character isn't real so you don't know what to do with your feelings and your feelings just keep building up and you have no way to let them out?

Friedly reminder not to reply or feed the one or two shitposters who use the following:
>gaynigger
>transnigger
>tumblr mutant
>gay arab
>/ink/, /bfg/, /hsg/
>everyone who disagrees with me is ___
>epic ___ bro
>reddit gold
>le one person meme

And other such autism.

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>>123715541
damn, that's heavy.

>>123716057
>filename
That's Dagoth Ur and the Akulakhan, you shit.

And whoever wins, the Dragon breaks. And probably stays broken this time. No new kalpa, just Numidium and Chara forever duking it out. Something that wants to erase everything against something that wants to erase everything.

>>123716495

You forgot Undyne, who magics her way out of death into Undyne the Undying

>>123708041
FOREBODEM

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>>123716917

Please do not.

>>123716872
But it is! Embrace it.

>>123717014
Never stop. <3
do you have a tumblr or something?

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>>123716615
I assume everyone is bi, but Undyne said at one point "it's a great place to pick up girls," implying she's not into guys.

And nothing suggests Papyrus or Sans are straight, so like I said, I assume bi so nothing will surprise me.

I could totally see Sans being friends-with-benefits with Grillby. Nothing romantic, just two good friends who bang occasionally.

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>>123716941
same reason they hate alphys for kekking them

>>123716849
Is that an RP thing?

>>123717046
But you do have a way to let them out :^)

>>123717014
Make more

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>>123716925
Asgore ruined her for other men and who can blame her

>>123715809
He's a skeleton who thinks clothes are only for dating.What's he so ashamed of?

>>123717105
>being keked by a fat weeb lizard
I'd be upset too desu.

>>123717141
http://www.shamchat.com/

Have fun.
#undertale #/utg/

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>>123716704
Bisexual in specific circumstances, for example me assassinating Alphys by sniper and having a distraught Undyne go on drugs to wash away the pain, and while she keeps dialing Alphys's cell number (disconnected long ago) me and my group of thugs break in, kill the dealers inside, then proceed to gang rape her (she thinks we're all her friends and we're comforting) before smashing her head in with a steel pipe while she's too high to know she's dying.

>>123717047
>le one guy meme

Upvoted

>>123717046
Just write fan fiction.
Why do you think Alphys does it so much?

>>123717046
You think I sit here all day and talk about kissing a goat because it's fun?

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>>123717014
>you make them

Your degeneracy is well drawn.

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Okay, here it is.
The requested sequel to my Sans rape fic.
Enjoy, I guess yo

The first part is on my profile for anyone who hasn't read it or who wanted to reread it conveniently.

http://pastebin.com/gaGJMkNi

>>123717014
>only her belly is fat

That's not how fat works.

>>123717103
>nothing suggest they're straight

math does

>>123717141
I mean, I could fap like always, but that's just temporary. It always comes back stronger next time. I already fapped twice today and I feel like my feelings are building up again but I don't feel aroused.

>>123717292
It's how it should work. And it usually does on men ;_;

>>123717261
You do though.

>>123717047
toby fox is actually gay though you fat nasty trash

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>>123717046

It's called jerking off. Start filling up that wank bank son.

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>>123716615
>Papyrus
>calls Mettaton sexy, fanboys over his bishie eyes, suddenly changes tune on Hotland when he finds out Mettaton is there
>straight

Nigga that's gay.

>>123717179
Now she can only love BOYS

>>123717103
>>123716925
>>123716735
>>123716615

...I always thought they reproduced through like...magic or something. And they can't tell if humans are male or female so they were all bisexual by default. what

>>123716615
I like to think Sans would be down for brojobs but that's just wishful thinking.

>>123717010
>cracks
lol

>>123717365
do you like girls you faggot?

>>123717062
If they both want to erase everything then why don't they just team up?

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>>123717372
correct.

>>123717046
No but that explain all the shitty out of character fetish shit.

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>>123715750
What about dadster

>>123717203
Is this Hotline Miami posting

>>123717103
Reminder that feeding into the Video Jew's lies and accepting that Undyne is gay only helps them in their conquest of destroying western society. Toby "Monsters dindu nothin! Remember the 6 million pay reparations filthy humans" Fox is a homo shill and is only looking to destroy the sacred marriage (notice how Toriel and Asgore broke up?) Death to Israel.

>>123717461
Even if they did, they'd end up wanting to erase each other after everything else is gone.

>>123717372
L-Like me, right?

>>123717519
No, it's a worst form of shitposting.

>>123717337
Really? I'm overweight and a lot of it went to my hips/ass.

>>123717183
THE SKELETON IS NOT A NUDIST

He got flustered while on that pretend date and wasn't thinking or speaking clearly. He's got a closet full of clothes. NOT A SLUT EITHER.

>>123716615
Papyrus has a crush on MTT, and has a date with your character, who can be male

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>>123717203
Agreed. Another circumstance I believe would be beating her head in with a hammer in an alleyway. When she is too weak to resist I begin raping her while covering her mouth which soon becomes wet with her tears as she cries about how somebody as strong as her could be defeated by a human. For good measure, I would laugh and tell her how Alphys will join her soon before slitting her throat and scattering the ashes around before the police come to investigate.

>>123717338
maybe a little

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>>123717501
That's fine too.
Is that your art?

>>123717489
What the fuck does that have to do with /ink/?

>>123717179
>Toriel and Asgore being so made for each other to the point that they find each other online and fall in love without knowing who it actually is on the other end

That's a really cute idea.

What do you want on your pizza goat image general

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what the hell is going on
posting flat

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How do you survive the laser circle Sans uses before his "special attack"? I survive every attack up until there, but it goes too fast for me to avoid.

>>123717767
Combination nigga.

>>123717742
Stop replying you idiot.

>>123717292
>math does

Show your work.

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>>123717601
of course.

>>123717084
Yes, but I don't post my degeneracy on it. I have a separate one I intend to do so, but haven't gotten around to it

>>123717175
>>123717262
R-really?... You guys are much nicer than the folks at /boig/

>>123717292
It's stuffed, not full fat. I'll try gitting gud though

>>123717407
I agree on all three points. I think there are exceptions to bisexual, but yeah, I think it's the default.
Pretty sure we're the minority, though.

>>123717742
Just report and ignore the shitposter you idiot, we've been through this before.

>>123717767
pepperoni

and olives

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>>123717489
Hey are you that /pol/ poster I always see on /ink/?

>>123717742
because /ink/ faggots are known for forcing the le one guy meme, announcing their reports, and other such autism

>>123717789
Stay as close to the centre as possible, then you don't have to move as far a distance to dodge.

>>123715490
I want to hug and hold hands with that goat.

>>123717729
yes

d-do you have any poorly drawn bad dad jokes you'd like to see

>>123717789
Spin close to the center. Consume some sea tea if you are finding it too hard.

>>123717789
Did you drink sea tea during the part where he spares you? If yes then just move in straight lines to avoid it. Don't try to circle around

>>123717767
half bacon, half plain cheese.

>>123717859
He reminds me of him, too.

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>>123716917
..why do i only like toriel when she has exaggerated tits, hips, and ass.

Something I've noticed about the response to "who is your favorite character to sexualize" question that gets asked.

For a lot of responses from Males about male characters its,
Gay males - Asgore
Bi males - Sans
Straight males - Asriel

For a lot of responses from females about female characters its,
Gay females - Undyne
Bi females - Undyne
Straight females - Undyne

Obviously this doesn't represent everyone in /utg/ but it's a pattern I keep seeing in response to that question.

>>123717832
Please, post your degeneracy somewhere. It's amazing.

>>123717832
Yeah dude. It's embarrassing to say that it's hot to me but it is. Please make more.

>>123717861
That's everywhere, you uncultured retard.

>>123717501
I don't get it.

Do you think Toriel dulled the blades of her fire poker because Chara used them as weapons once?

>>123717970
Because you're dumb.

Belly is the most important.

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>>123717870
>>123717930
>>123717937

Thanks.
...I can backtrack to Waterfall to buy Sea Tea at this point, right?

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>>123717910
Nah, I'm good.
I like your art, though. Keep it up!

>>123717974
>>123717982
Words of encouragement! I shall proceed

Thoughts on vore?

>>123717832
I don't like it but I can't deny its nice. Or that it's cute.

also I wrote that story about a picnic last night at 4 AM

http://pastebin.com/B5KEV8qG

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I want to sensually hold this gote's hand

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Nice Friend Person!! The best!!

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>>123717970
Maybe because she's no longer Toriel.

>>123717983
Stop feeding him and ignore his responses you moron. He thrives off even indirect attention.

>>123717882
I want to hold him tight on a cold morning

I bet his fur is warm and soft

>>123717973
It's sad that this is one of the few fandoms where the females have better taste.

>>123717083
>show me what you do with this picture
>no pie until you do

>>123718071
>that spoiler
Yes, you should have no issue doing that. Don't worry about it, just backtrack and allow the riverperson to take you back.

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>>123717767
full pepperoni, and maybe some bacon

>>123718116
vore is the worst fetish

>>123717746
I'm always torn on rather or not I want them to get back together

>>123717951
>>123717859
We're trying to keep /ink/posters out of /utg/, samefag.

>>123717975
>>123718109
technically he's telling people to report, not saying he reported it

>>123718071
Of course

>>123718116
Normally I hate vore, but honestly you guys have me so worked up about this that it'd be pretty hot.

>>123718116
I'd like to see it.

>>123718116
Can't stomach it

>>123718227
I'd rather invite more in.

>>123717105
>getting keked by alphys of all people
Hey, I'd Supreme Gentleman too.

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>>123717973
>gay men going for the bara
Every time.

The straight men are delusional.

>>123715490
Why do people keep drawing him completely different and shit?
Actually extend that question to every character in the game except metatron for some reason.

Anyone seriously begin to question their sexuality after playing this game?

I just want to rattle Papyrus bones, I want to let him sit on the bone throne if you know what I'm saying, . I'd never let him get off my Mr Bones Wild Ride, if you catch my drift.

Anyone else feel the way I do?

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>>123717973
>tfw women have the superior taste
I'm not complaining.

>>123717746
Cute? I like cute

>>123718116
Vore is a bad fetish that I wish I didn't have.

>>123717910
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"

>>123718168
Like having a comfy hairy blanket.

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>>123718326

>I'm having fun rping

help me help me

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>>123718227
why not ink-lude them in your fun

>>123718209
there are worse.

>>123718332
nope

>>123718386
I want to be held like that.

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ghosts?

>>123718393
>kill
>not splat or be splatted

That squid is shit.

>>123718227
We've got vore/lobotomy/goat/pol/ posters here. I think we won't even notice.

>>123717973
>Straight males - Asriel
>Straight females - Undyne
WHAT

>>123717973
Also for female characters that males like it was Toriel for both straight and bi that responded, I didn't see any gay males answer that question with a female.

Sans was most popular with straight females, Sans and Asriel were both pretty popular with bi females, and a lot of gay females like Papyrus but only in a platonic way.

>>123718120
Oh, you, sup? I'm the guy who gave you the idea

I finally beat Sans, so time to go full degenerate I feel. It's my duty since I freed Chara

>>123718209
>>123718352
I agree, but I hate myself as is

Okay, maybe not worst, but up there

>>123718264
>>123718274
I'm thinking Asriel or Monster Kid vs. Chara. Who'd you like to see?

>>123718298
Fuck you Sans, I thought I killed you

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>>123717973
>tfw female skeletonfag but hate the majority of tumblr and their bastardized version of Sans
>and like Papyrus more

P a i n

>>123718389
Who are you rping as?

>>123718143
......that makes a lot of sense actually.

I don't like lewds of this game.

>>123718389
It's too late for you.
inhale liquid nitrogen through a straw.

>>123718483
I think the question from the survey said who was your favourite character? Took it a long time ago.

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>>123718209

I don't understand Toriels mirrored personalities. She's extremely sweet to the point where she'll give you diabetes, but is a right cunt in certain points of the game. I can understand not wanting to get back with Asgore, but I would at least accept forgiveness from her. She seems to have some weird moral traits.

>>123718375
Holy shit that's hilarious.

I must do this now.

>>123718326
I'd fuck like to be fucked by Asgore or Deviant Art OC Asriel

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>>123718542
Flowey.

My husbando.

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>>123717973
I can't help myself

I need Bara dad

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>>123718483
>implying rainbows, swords, stars, rainbow lasers aren't unironically cool

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I wanna draw something, any ideas?

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>>123718475
Ghosts.

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>>123718475
Ghosts.

>>123718338
Undyne is an attention-seeking dyke who got her ass handed to her when she was faced with a determined 9 year old. How could a "hero" like this possibly face against the pure evil that lurks in the streets today? Especially the fiendish devil that kills without a sound, the Miami Mutilator. Really, Undyne's just another thug, looking for her fifteen minutes of fame. her "heroics" are all a sham. After all, how could we expect somebody with zero standards in relationship taste to have any in morals, in right and wrong? No, I trust a true purifier of the streets, Detective Manny Pardo.

>>123718571
I thought that survey was about favorite characters in general, not about who to sexualize.

>>123718602
I can't take credit for that joke, I saw it on BuzzFeed. But it's my favorite.

>male vore
i don't like it

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>>123718596
She hides behind her anger, she loves that fluffy fucker.

>>123718571
Oh wait I'm completely retarded, I didn't look at the post you responded to... sorry.

>>123718596
She's motherly, but also very proud and cold. It was kind of hinted at when she almost attempted to trap you in the ruins with her forever, remember?

She's a lot like my mom, in a bad way.

>>123718646
Asriel pls go.
>>123718689
You would be correct on assuming that.

>>123718393

>>123689613

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>>123718646
You're not wrong

>>123718689
This is a different thing. A few times it's been asked what /utg/'s gender, sexuality, and favorite character to sexualize was. I tallied the results.

>>123718651
Asriel spilling hot chocolate in his lap

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>>123718758
I wish I was Asriel, then I could summon all those super cool things.

>>123718501
Monster kid, it'd make for a more reasonably sized tummy.

it'd be kind of hot if asriel gave her an upset tummy because can't digest fur, etc, though. Dammit, what have you done to me

>>123718332
Wanting to fuck the goat furry is pretty gay, but not enough that you should call yourself gay. Don't waste someone's time unless you're able to whack off to gay 3D porn.

if I wanted to play a game that tried to be sad I'd play katawa shoujo because at least there there's something to jerk off to while I read boring plot written by a teenage girl

>>123717973
I'm a bisexual female into asgore and adult asriel, but I tend not to sexualize this game at all. They are just the characters I would like to see more of.

>>123718631
i still can't jerk off anon, stop.


>>123718749
That pic looks really cute, love how the artist drew them.

>>123717973
Big fluffybuns burly furry pushover dad is my jam

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Do you ever have lonely night where you really need a mom hug from Toriel and then you cry yourself hoping vainly that somehow she'll just open your door and climb into your bed and hold you and tell you that she's here now and that everything's going to be okay?

>>123717746
If you like Pina Coladas...

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Part 2 is up.

http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/134164826550/better-off-forgotten-pt-2

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>>123718749

If she really loved him, I think she would have given him forgiveness, we don't even get that.

>>123718757
Mothery, yes. Cold? Yes. Proud? Of what exactly? Reminds me of my [/spoiler]Ex.[/spoiler]

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>>123718880
>got a boner from this

>>123718921
I haven't even slept in my bed in months.

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>>123718332
Nope I knew I was gay going in and nothing changed

>>123718596
Sounds like my Mom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le-FLQfmKis

Question for bi anons. Which male and which female character are you most attracted to?

If you fight sans on the Genocide route when your name is Odio, the battle music changes.

>>123718994
Where have you been sleeping?

>>123718880
I'll get to it, then. I need practice and suggestions are good

/utg/ is the perfect place for corruption
Maybe I should fix up my degenerate blog and open it to the public soon

>>123718501
Chara against monster kid would be excelent

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>>123718540
Don't worry, I'm in the same boat as you.

>>123718624
say something flowey at me

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>>123718913

>>123718771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kaU3RagC3w

Actually fairly not terrible.

>>123719029
Asgore and Toriel, but I don't like to lewd the characters. I like them because they're parents and are cute

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>skelefags

Does anyone have a link to the MSpaint anon's work? I haven't seen his comic in a while.

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>>123719029
Male: Mettaton
Female: Not really any, but if I had to pick, I guess Toriel.

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>>123718668
>>123718676
ghosts!

>>123719029
Asriel and none of the females. Younger toriel perhaps, but the rest of the females are not my type.

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Papyrus for best husbando and waifu

>>123718332
Not realy, mostly because I don't give a shit about who gets what, and what goes where.
I guess I should because I'm deeply religous, but really, it's just a game.

>>123719029
Asriel and Bratty

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we just want the /ink/ crossposter faggots to stop forcing their memes here and all over the other generals

we just want them to leave

that's all we want
that's all we ever wanted

is that really so much for us to ask

>>123719029
Sans and Undyne

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>>123718948
Can't post that fan art without posting the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23KLGzsIBuY

>>123719029
F - Toriel and Muffet
M - Asriel

>>123719029
Undyne and Papyrus.

>>123716076
what in the fuck

>>123719049
Oh, you know. My computer chair, the couch, the back seat of my van, etc.

>>123719056
show the adverse effects of monster dust on the human digestive system? Nothing gross, just a super upset tummy

>>123718921
What about your life makes you feel that way?
I don't like blogposting but I'm curious if you know why you feel that way.

I'm a bisexual man and a true goat connoisseur

I'd fuck Asriel
I'd fuck Asgore
I'd even fuck Toriel, just to complete the trifecta of gote

And I'm not ashamed to admit that

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>>123718501
>vore
No. Please. The flashbacks are coming back. I'm going to straight up murder a dragon fursuiter if this shit keeps happening.

>>123719029
Gaster and Fuku

>>123719029
Asgore/Adult Asriel and Toriel.

>>123719091
You IDIOT!
Do you like me bullying you or something, sicko?

>>123719029
Frisk and Frisk

>>123719175
lol manmenmi

Reminder that Papyrus is 2pure for any kind of romance or sexuality.

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>>123718948
>>123719181
please no not again

>>123719094

I think we have daddy issues, definitely.

>>123719029
Sans and Toriel. It's funny because I really don't care for Soriel.

>>123719030
To what? The Song That Might Play When You Battle Sans?

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>>123718971

In time anon, Asgore just needs to work at it, I feel as if she would make him do flips and shit like a dog for awhile then one day when it seems like to much for the poor fucker, she gives him some nose nuzzling and a big warm embrace and some of DAT PIE NIGGAH and then after some goat pie pussy.

>>123719029
Gaster & Bratty.