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Previous thread: >>123572659 (Cross-thread)
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>News
- The 8th splatfest has been announced! (burger vs pizza)
- The Sloshing Machine is now available!
- The Slosher Deco is now available!
- v2.3.0 patch notes: http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/14842/~/how-to-update-splatoon
- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvRmGEQV3G0
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>FAQ, Resources, and more!
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Marie with the good taste as always.
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Previous thread: >>123627324my bad
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They're both the best!
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I want to Marie Marie's Maries!
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posting in a callie thread
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>>123669630
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT
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>>123669630
that's not a thing
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Whoa there, cute squidboy, where's the fire?
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>>123669601
Where do they get the meat for those burgers?
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>>123669417
>not even a time for the splatfest
useless
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>>123669417
>tfw popularity is skewed for like 40% because burgers like burgers
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>>123669417
>Redirect to the Current Thread: https://splatoon.ink/ink
>Current Maps Rotation: http://splatoon.ink/
Splatoon Calculator: https://calc.splatoon.ink/
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>>123669934
sea cows
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>>123669934
Sea cows
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drew a woomy while getting some breakfast this morning
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>>123669872
I'm gonna Marie my Callie so far up Marie's Marie her Marie's will Marie until her Marie's Marie into her Marie's Marie Marie.
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>>123670042dude seaweed lmao
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Callie always has the best taste
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>>123670042
>now lemme tell you why thats bullshit
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>>123670115
Every day there's incredible new art for me to save.
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I want to suck Marie's beak!
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Squad or lobby?
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>>123669417
BURGER VS PIZZA?
Tough choice
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>>123670042
All things considered that's really impressive. Drawing on tampons is not easy.
>>123670283
So her teeth? The three-pronged strip in their mouths is supposed to resemble a squids beak.
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>>123670397
Stop Jello cruelty!
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>>123670115
but she loves marie
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>>123670373
Marie has white ink.
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>>123661124
How does color lock help color blind people?
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>>123670525
That's why we must all follow their example.Purposefully pissing each other off constantly, but ever admitted we all have god tier taste
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>>123670649
Locks the colours to Orange and Blue unfortunately.
Would've been better if it just locked to colours of your choosing.
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>>123670397
I legitimately got a fright. And I'm not sure why.
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>Splatfest the same weekend as Xenoblade
I'm not feeling this.
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>>123670823
inkling society is so hedonistic that murder for brief entertainment isn't outside societal norms
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>>123670373
I'm not gay, but I would do that if she wanted me to.
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>>123670839
rush to king then play xenoblade, easy
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>>123670596
More like light gray.
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>>123670505
kek thanks brah
I might do a couple more on actual drawing paper later on
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>>123670505
Yes
I will suck her beak good
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Callie and Marie are great.
That said. Why are the west so bad at making mascot characters?
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>>123670839
Get to max rank in the wee hours of the morning. While Xenoblade installs if you haven't preloaded it already.
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>>123671054
because West doesn't do "cute" as good as East.
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I want to arrest spyke for fraud and jail him for a thousand years, stop giving me doubles holy shit fuck
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>>123671054
I actually keep forgetting just how exceptionally designed they are; they're perfect parallels while at the same time coinciding so beautifully.
Nintendo should get a medal or something.
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>>123671386
Can be arranged.
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>>123671415
Mario just HAD to be in the shot.
The sociopath can't even let this IP have its time to shine.
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>>123671734
>Marie
>Anything but a diva
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>>123671386
Blowfish_Bell_Hat_Armor_Jacket_Replica_Ngyesh_Standing_by_Spyke.png
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>>123671415
I like how at one point in their development it looked like Callie was meant to be the stoic, pouty one. Cross Callie is cutest Callie.
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>>123671929
what
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>>123671952
Callie's tentacles just get longer and longer
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>>123671952
>tfw no roller blades gear
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Breaking News: Scientists find direct link between using Squidboards and having autism. More at 11.
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>>123671952
>Someones job was to figure out how to tie up tentacles into a realistic bun
>Someones job was to say 'actually, fuck headbands, let's just stick a sponge on her head'
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>>123672265
>pleb thinks it's a sponge
educate yourself
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>>123671952
I like the dresses with the arrows instead of the holes in them. But that's just personal preference.
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>>123672423
No? A block of soap? A brick?
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>>123672523
There's a pistol in there
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FYI, for anyone interested, /ink/'s /vg/ league team is about to play it's friendly match vs /mgg/.
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>>123672587
im watching feg vs dng
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>>123672575
But they're not in Smash yet, so Captain Falcon has no vendetta against them.
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JUST
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>>123672587
gimme the link
i need to see marie score a goal
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>>123672523
here's a hintit's sushi related
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>>123672518
Looks like the arrows are pointing to their snatch
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>>123672836
/UselessNepgear on twitch
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>>123670505
TAKBIR
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>splatoon in a nutshell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDx4zKMd_uE
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>>123673118
you can tell it's low rank because there are no japs
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>>123672096
Drillmouto is best imouto
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>>123673118
2easy
Watching C players is always funny.
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>>123673215
sounds like heaven
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>>123673118
jesus christ
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>>123673054
what the fuck
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>>123673943
>these models
my fucking sides
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>>123673943
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>>123673118
that was a massacre. that lost shot cracked me up.
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>>123673943
It's even fucking better in motion, please get in there I'm losing it.
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>>123673943
Crikey
Which generals have entered?
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lol
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>>123673943
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>>123674475
>/mgg/'s face when
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Is there any squads open?
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Holy shit, what a rotation. This is fun!
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>>123674475
i remember /pol/'s jew was a giant nose.
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>>123674859
I'm down to squad
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>>123673118
top kek
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>>123675108
Well then, NNID: n1nj4t2
Come join, all ranks welcomeI'm shit anyway [spoiler/]
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NOOOOOOOO
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aw fuck they scored
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>losing in overtime
kill me
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>>123675416
2/4 for squad
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NOOO X2
KRAKEN WHY
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>>123675697
It's the nerfs
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Not entirely sure what you were expecting
These things have TEN LEGS and you expect them to have ball control.
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What's the passcode the private lobby?
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>0-2
>0-2
>0-2
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Sucks we're losingbut I really like Sins of the Father
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If it's any consolation, /mgg/ couldn't care less.
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WOOMY PLS
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>squib just kicks it out of bounds
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nanomachines son
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I'm getting better with the gyro controls, but how exactly should I be using them? Someone suggested using the right stick for broad movements and then using the gyros to fine-tine my aim, but I've heard of people using the gyro controls for shit like instant 180s and I'm not sure how I'm supposed to be doing that if I control it like that.
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At least it's only a friendly, right?
R-right?
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still 2/4, NNIDn1nj4t2
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>>123675791
it's for the rainmaker tournament
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MANMENMI
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GIT REKT
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we need the comeback
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>>123673021
If it had survived in Japan, America would've been sure to censor it.
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1-2 LET'S TAKE THEM TO OVERTIME
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>>123672762
Defense uå os great though. I don't really get the obsession of having 3 or 4 of a kind on all gear.
For as long as you have your preferred number of main and sub skills on your loadout in total, it shouldn't matter on what gear said skills are.
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CALLIE YOU BITCH!
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>mistreating Callie
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GIT
REKT
SCRUBS
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>>123676125
No one else seems to want to come in to the squad, wanna do twins?
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>>123676498
Sure
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
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BOOYAH! BOOYAH!
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Holy shit, the comeback.
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>>123676129
What's that?
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MORE CUMBACK FOR CUMBACK GODS
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WE COMEBACK NOW BITCHES!
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>>123675952
Nice
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>>123676586
http://challonge.com/rainmakeronly
A tournament organised by Scarth and fat.
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>Most of the posters on /mgg/ don't even know what a Splatoon is
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>>123676112
Down + Y for 180s
Sticks for large turns
Gyro for fine aim.
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TEAM BURGER REPRESENTIN'
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REMOVE KOJIMA
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FUCK YOU CIPHER DOGS
WE WILL NUKE YOU
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I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
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>kojima
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>>123676828
Not now
Soccer is happening
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DA_WwO90c
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>this fucking Kraken
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THANK YOU DADDY
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>>123676703HAHA I GOT ELIMINATED ROUND 1
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>>123676768
there's also johnny rockets and red robin.
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>>123676703
>/ink/ holding tournaments
Greaaaat.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY INK WINS!
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*AIR HORNS PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE*
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>>123677116
Kraken got nerfed too much
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THE CHAMPS
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Skullface was our man on the inside
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>>123674475
>hero roller
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>>123669840
underrated post
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>>123677348
kraken confirm for shitter
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TSB defeated
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Want to pick pizza but will wait to see what the unpopular decision is first
also how is the new sloshing machine? haven't had a chance to play yet
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>>123677280
>Nobody is allowed to interact with the playerbase outside of /ink/
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>>123677348
>that roller
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How much did you paid skullface to lose the game?
I know you did you cheaters.
We'll be back
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>>123677549
git lost boring game general
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>>123677440
Especially when I swim out of a shooters line of fire to win a squid fight but lag says nuh uh you're still getting hit.
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>>123677549
We promised not to hold Turf Wars on Mother Base.
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BOSS, WHY IS SKULLFACE ON OUR TEAM?! HE'S WORKING FOR CIPHER.
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>>123677549
Gave him three snails and a tentacle job.
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>>123677549
Good game, fun match.
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>>123677549
git gud scrub,most ink players fight gooks EVERY SINGLE DAY
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I think it is time for me to git gud
I've been hiding behind squads too long. I want to be tournament player too. I will challenge the solo queue once more
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>>123673396
black kingdom is best kingdom
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>>123677549
It's not our fault you guys can only play half a game.
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>>123677549Sex with Marie!
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>>123677804do people really care about this
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>>123677641
>Mother Base is now available in the rotation
That doesn't sound too bad, actually.
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>>123677517
It's pretty much a Blaster, except the bullet arcs and can hurt people just by grazing past them thanks to the cyclone around it, also it actually covers walls decently.
I've found that alternating throwing Bombs and shooting while Bomb Rush is active actually has a pretty fast fire rate, dunno how practical it is.
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>>123677940
I don't care about it, but it's harmless fun.
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>>123677940its fun to watch
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>>123677804
who cares
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wow, sorry man, I randomly DCed.
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I can't wait to see how we fare against /dng/ and /tf2g/.
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>>123678069
Welost
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>>123677674
HOO-RAH
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>>123677804
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>>123677940
>i hate fun
k
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Well that was a rush
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>>123678038
Alright. When does it start?
>>123678380
when did I fucking say that
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>>123678943
it's already over
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Are squid ears or tentacles more sensitive?
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>>123678943
the match is over
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>>123679185
Squids are big baskets of nerves. Everything is sensitive.
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>>123678943
>>123679107
>>123679220
The actual cup starts next weekend, this match was just a friendly. We'll know who the team is going to be playing after the draw later today.
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>>123679380
so /ink/ is gonna play again today?
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I wanna cum in Marie's suction cups!
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>>123679380
I expect /mgg/ to win than.
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>>123679505
If Kraken is goalie again, I second that.
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>>123679585
we have splash wall too
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>>123679380
Thanks
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>>123679502
Just make sure you have permission or she'll rend your spine. Callie strong.
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>>123679585
>putting a shitter for a goalie
what the actual fuck
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holy shit people in B- are so autistic I want to go back to A-
what the fuck happened
I get a triple on splat zones and everyone's too much of a pussy to move forward to take advantage of it? what?
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>>123679480
Nope, the next /ink/ game will be next weekend.
>>123679505
We'll actually prepare tactics before that game if we do play again. But GG nonetheless, that game was crazy pants. >PES at its finest.
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>>123679505
Your Woomy is stronk, and we have SkullFace who plays in your favor. I doubt that we win, unless SF is kicked.
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GGsTrashman
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>>123680076
they are already moving on it
>>123679782
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i wanna touch callies booty
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I don't understand how someone can get stuck in C-.
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any squads?
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>>123680346
I'm down.
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So do i get it correctly there are 2 splatlings per splatling type so heavy splatlings are forever cursed to have shit abilities?
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what is the best ability for the sloshing machine? ink recovery or ink saver main?
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>>123680287
Did you make a smurf? How did you get in such low ranked games?
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GET THE GODDAMN CHARGER YOUF UCKING ZAP
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR SPEED IS FUCKING FOR YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>123680612
>thinking zapcancers can do shit
literally memespray 2.0
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>>123680719
surely youre joking
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Any squads going?
NNID isKonyuna.
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>tfw finally found my gunfu
I love you Heavy Splatling, but it's time to move on. Your shinier cousin has won me over.
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New player
What are the most cancerous weapons, so I can avoid
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>>123679370
I will stroke Marie
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>>123681258
gal familly
dynamo rollers
e-liter 3k
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>>123681258
krak-on rollers
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>>123681058
I'll join ya, sending a FR
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>>123681264
Stroke her like a giant cock until she inks
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>>123681058
Sent
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>>123680287
Please remember babies play this game too.
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>>123680583
yes
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>juicy
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>>123681058
>>123681467
>>123681610
Guess we're doing 3 person squad.
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>>123681832
Stop it!
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>>123681832
soo you made a alt account?
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>>123681984
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>>123682029
Anyone else want to join?
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>>123681832
The 3rd person on your team never respawned. It was 3v4 for you.
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>>123681832
Wait, are you bullying the people who got a wiiu yesterday? That's bad.
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>>123681058
Can i join?
>>123681345
Never have i seen such a truer list of cancer weapons
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>>123682029
Sent
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is there even possible a better splatoon stream than this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfZSens3HzI
no, of course not, the fucks wrong with you people
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Leddit is cool with people savescumming rank. Why aren't you, /ink/?
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>>123682243
Anyone else think this is going to be the friendliest Splatfest yet? Most people who like burgers or pizza also like the other. Many seasonings, but no salt.
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I just want a burst bomb killer wail heavy splatling, why can't it exist
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Radical, let's get this squad going.
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>>123682476
Because reddit are not good at the game to begin with
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>>123682404
>screaming the moment it's opened
>good
Noped the fuck out>>123682404
.
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>>123682630
>screaming
maybe dont have your earphones on max dumbass
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>>123682476
>rank A 50
>good
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>123682476
Because we can look ourselves in the mirror.
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>>123682554
>>123681058
start it,i'm ready to join
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>>123682476
Because rank scumming is generaly pointless and only helpful if you lose a lot because RNG just decided to fuck with you today or if you go to S and squad to cushion disconnects. You're gonna get shat on in wrong rank 100% of the time so no reason to promote scumming and get scummed braindeads in your team, MM is already godawful
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>>123682476
because what's the point? if you didn't earn it, it doesn't actually mean anything. if anything, it's crippling you, as you'll be way over your head and not be able to keep up with the competition, constantly losing and not having fun.
i can understand the gear because that's pure rng, though i don't do it myself.
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THOSE NIPS DEAR LORD
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>>123682476
>okay with rankscum
Why would you even go there?
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>>123682569
>implying /ink/ is good at this game either
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European splatfest idea: refugees vs open borders
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>>123683007
Of all the western communities that play this game, /ink/ is the best, on average.
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>>123681832
Bum you bully.
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>>123683045
>a couple good players means it's the best
top kek, i bet half you faggots got squadcarried to S because you like to shitpost about it so much
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>>123683426
Name one online community better than /ink/ and explain why they are better.
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>>123683572
/ink/ is trash. You just have a lot of awkward little videogame buddies who hang out here.
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>>123682043
no
>>123682197
yes
>>123682335
>>123683184
I'm a bully, I do bad things.
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>>123680287
So you have decided to do the same thing I did,Bumsenpai?
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>>123683638
>Name one online community better than /ink/ and explain why they are better.
Im waiting.
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Since we're talking about them now, would /ink/ be willing to go against Leddit in some sort of private match? It could be the Tribes situation all over again.
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>>123683638Didn't realize you were /ink/.
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>>123683961no_
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So which one /ink/: Burgers or Pizza?
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>>123683961
Fuck off tryhards. Splatoon isn't e-sports.
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>>123683763
do you have any 8 player lobby webms from yesterday?
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squad blew up or was it just me
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>>123683941
No one is better retard, you brag so much and still got rekt by nintendome in the last competition. Anyone who actually trains and plays the game is better since he doesn't waste time shitposting on an anonymos imageboard.
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>>123684089
i'm thinking burgs
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>>123683961
Shazbowl 2.0 lets goThat would be hilariously one sided
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>>123683763
>that carbon roller just tried to roll into you
Oh come on man you can't do that to those kids.
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>>123684089
>be spic
>DONT KNOW WHAT TO PICK
fuck my life
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>>123684089
Pizza without a doubt.
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Squad, get your shit together.
4 losses in a row.
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Did I take someone's spot,Konyuna?
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>>123684140
I'm still waiting for you to name a western online community better than /ink/. I don't even play in tournaments, so I don't see what that has to do with anything.
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>>123684292
Mine, but it's cool
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Any squads?
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>>123683961
tsb beats reddit in tournaments all the time
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>>123684612
Is there even a Reddit team?
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>Enemy draws heart around me and stops shooting.
pls no
>>123684292
I don't know, I'm not paying attention.
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LET'S JUST LEAVE THE RIGHT CORRIDOR UNPROTECTED
DON'T FUCKING TAKE IT
DON'T USE IT
NO ON GO THERE BUT FUCKING GIVE IT TO THE ENEMY
FUCK YOU DUMB FUCKS
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>>123684694
choke squad
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sorry guys ;_;
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3/4 Tim squad
id: Nizmo-Indian
pass: 1111
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>>123684508
Shit, sorry, I can leave if you want.
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>>123684786
wha happe
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>>123683775
I've had an alt for a long time, but yes.
>>123684097
Not yet, I've got everything recorded, I just need to go through it all.
>>123684186
Kids do the weirdest shit, I've got some footage where I just find a hiding spot and observe. I won't have time to go through most of it till later tonight.
I feel like some nature documentary guy who hides in some nearby bushes and does commentary on animals doing their thing.
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so will /ink/ be in the soccer league thing again or was it just a one time thing?
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>>123685201
yeah today was friendlies next week is the real thing
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ggs squad
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>>123685287
next saturday or what?
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>>123685140
Oh god Bum come on. That's so mean.
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>>123685364
Yep, see you then!
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>>123685364
yeah check 4cc for details
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>tfw like burgers more
>tfw like Marie more
>tfw i must choose to fight for what i believe in or fight for the squid i love
This is the true pain of Splatfest, it's what always happens.
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>>123685557
depends on whether you like callie or pizza better, then. go with the second-best option.
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>>123685557
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GODFUCKING DAMMIT A 10 FUCKING LOSE STREAK
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>>123681832
>>123683763
>Doesn't even squidbag
If you're going to bully, at least go all the way
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>hurr we're gonna paint the base at mall before rushing into battle because fuck you
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>>123684203
I'm going for hamburguesa because callie
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>>123686628
Do NOT teach the Squibs to Squidbag.
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>>123684089
boigs for callie. plus all the children will pick pizza. easy win.
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>>123658648
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>>123687615
>no attack pattern
Literally garbage.
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>>123686995
What would a squibbag look like anyways?
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>Win streak
>Almost get S back
>Paired with shitters and start going back down
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>>123687801Maybe the shitter isn't them, but it's you.
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>lose S rank due to d/cs
>finally get it back
>on splatzones, my worst mode
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>>123687786
Something like this, but with a squib.
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>turf war
>put sprinkler in prime spot in base
>retards go around inking the base anyways
>my sprinkler is now not doing anything
>teammates are taking their sweet time
>all alone in the middle of the map because people can't into not inking the base all at once
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>>123688310
>Be roller
>Moving forward
>PoS teammates shoot the ground in front of you so you waste ink and get less points/charge
If you do this. stop it.
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who wants a private lobby?
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>>123688457
>trying to get charge as a roller
Crutch-onfag detected.
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>>123688457
>not just using the opportunity to swim through the ink and advance
who's the real shitter here?
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>>123688457
god yes.
Although I'm guilty of this on certain maps like the beginning of saltspray or the beginning of (fuck, I forgot the name, it's in the rotation right now for zones and it's surrounded by water)
just because there's only so much room and I can travel to the middle faster by shooting than I can by following the roller
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Guess only I DCed. Sorry.
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>>123688524
Id please
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>there are people choosing burgers
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Bum, u there?
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>>123688773
Depends how far in front of you they're inking, because if it's just a small distance, it's more a waste of ink to squid for two seconds and have to reflick to put your roller back on the ground. Not them though, I'd just go another way.
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>>123688660
I use almost all of the rollers, actually.
>>123688773
>Implying the roller won't ink a better and bigger path and that your teammates shouldn't be following YOU
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I guess they're not coming back, then.
2/4 joinNobody X or Wolfhound
NNID:W0lfhound
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>>123688991
depends on the roller. carbon, i agree, but long-range shooters can probably ink a path faster than krak-on or standard.
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>>123689056
Im in
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>>123688524
NNID:Konloeyletsplay
Not sure if we have enough ppl tho
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>>123687756
He actually does have a pretty mean attack pattern.
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>>123688907
It's called burgerland for a reason.
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>>123689613
Now just fix Callie and Marie not being in Agents 1 and 2 outfits, and we've got something decent.
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>>123688991
if you know how to use it, I find the N zapper to be one of the fastest weapons for traveling after the initial spawn, if not THE fastest.
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Guys, I think I have an idea on how to fix Splatfests
>change bullshit 6x wins counter back to 4x
>the popular team often has more same team matchupsbecause of nintendo's absolute shit matchmaking
>if a team can't find a match against the other team, then the game will make a match with AI enemies from the opposite team
>the AI team's overall difficulty is based on the average "playskill" of the player team
>wins against the AI results in 1/3 or 1/2 of a win, the same goes for losses
Yes, no?
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>>123690209
No, because video game AI sucks.
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>>123690209
Why does popularity percent keep getting reduced? It's so low it might as well not be a factor in the Splatfests anymore.
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>>123690626
People were complaining the popular team always wins, now people complain the opposite.
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>>123690309
t. octoling destroyer
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>Being in a losing streak
>Suddenly only against 3-member squads
T...thanks game
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how do I inkbrush
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>>123691296
> complaining the popular team always wins
Was that ever true? The popular team had more wins generally still I thought. Regardless, why nerf the multiplier to not matter at all then?
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>>123691975
Up close and personal.
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>>123692009
It was true at the very beginning, but when the win multiplier went from 2 to 4, it stopped pretty quickly. I still say a 3X win multiplier would balance everything.
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>>123685557
Theme is always first
save the waifufagging for the inevitable Callie vs Marie
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>>123692591
>Callie vs Marie
What if they represent the other for that?
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>>123689613
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Ggs Tim squad.
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GG wolf squad
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>>123692912
Waifufags on suicide watch
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>>123693003
ggs
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>>123693354
Any tips on getting to S+?
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>>123693607
Rainmaker >>>> Tower Control>>> Shit > Splatzones
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>>123693865
Splatzones is for prossee: tryhardsonly. Tower Control is for cheesing shitters. Rainmaker is the only fun allowed, decent ranked mode.
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>>123693607
Play a ton, use high tier weapons, make sure you always get map control/splat enemies before going for objectives.
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>>123693865
This.
Splatzone is who can spam bombs the most
Tower Control is who cheese the most with bubblers and krakens
Rainmaker is pure fun all skill 100% teamwork
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Any tips or loadouts with the hydra?
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>>123694325
At least one run speed up, then an ink recovery and main saver as the other mains.
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>>123690209
Butthurt dogfag still mad about losing Splatfest detected.
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>>123694029
>>123694214
>Rainmaker
>literally only mode where you can cheese-stall matches after getting lead
>one step before being the turf wars of ranked, and turf wars is shit
>decent and fun
Nope.
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>>123695049
-lsdj
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>finally unlocked Ranked
>no more hopping, time traveling Japs
What a good start to my day.
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>>123695049
It is the only one that can end the fastest, so it's the easiest to get lucky and rank up to S+ in
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>>123695049
>he thinks Turf Wars is shit
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>>123695049
Tower control blaster fag detected
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>>123695049
>Rainmaker is shit
>turf wars is shit
You seem to hate fun
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>>123695302
It gets pretty dull during splatfests when you're stuck on the same maps for hours.
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>>123695572
Yes
But it's great occasionally
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>>123695049
>cheese stall matches
You can only do that on a couple of maps.
And the Rainmaker explodes after holding it for more than a minute, so they can't hold it forever.
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>>123695049
>turf wars is shit
Leave
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A-also, guess who's getting themselves a capture card with Christmas money, and is way too excited...
(´・ω・`)
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>>123695049
>being so bad you get stalled in rainmaker
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Rainmaker is fucking dull. It just feels like the same repetitive shit until one side fucks up. At least the other two modes people actually die more often.
It's even worse in maps like Saltspray Rig and Blackbelly Skatepark.
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>>123695302
>>123695902
>>123695549
Turf wars camper babby detected. Scared to lose your precious rank?
>>123695204
That explains why so many shitters love Rainmaker.
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What the fuck am I supposed to be doing with this washing machine
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>>123696021
>At least the other two modes people actually die more often.
Both sides die all the time in Rainmaker, what the fuck are you on about.
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Is this only way to play this game is by using high RoF weapons?
Slow shit seems to suck.
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>>123696420
.96 gal is stronk, so no
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>>123696227
Wash your clothes nigga
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>>123696420
If that was the case sniper weapons would be irrelevant.
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>>123695984
congrats!!
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>>123696420
Most weapons that fire slowly have decent power and long range, so use that to you advantage instead of trying to get up close.
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>>123696420
Aeroprays are one of the worst weaponsShame because I genuinely like the MG
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>>123696247
When it comes to deaths, TC is highest, followed by SZ, then finally pansymodo RM.
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>>123690209
It's become quite fixed that the least popular team gets more wins.
Not a single NA Splatfest has been a clean sweep except for Art Vs Science and even then that was so close it could just be rounded values working in Arts favour.
There needs to be more 3v4 matches to balance out the wins.
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>>123681832
>>123683763
>>123685140
>Used alt account to beat the shit out of stupid kids
>Told them on miiverse how fucking shit they are
>Check today, almost all of them haven't touched the game or their wii u's
Feels good to kill the cancer
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Haven't played since September and am shit. Anyone wanna squad up?
NNID: pizzaparties
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>>123696908
Note that the smaller the objective space is the higher the number of kills per game. It's why Tower Control is overrun by Blasters.
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>>123697172
>iPhone user
lol
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>>123697221
>pizzaparties
Guess we know which splatfest team you're on.
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That squid who stayed at the base cheering us on ...
Kinda cute but useless.
Ggs Thatso
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>>123697221
I'm in
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>>123697172
>not telling only the nips to fuck off
All you did was pull the weeds.
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>>123697172
Thanks for making sure this game doesn't last to the end of next year.
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>>123697172
Congrats, now there are even less Americans to get good at this game so we can catch up to the Japanese.
>tfw the Japs probably have training camps to get their new squibs up to pro level in a week.
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>>123697329
gotta pull all da weeds to keep the yard clean m8
>>123697343
games doing fine baby
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>>123697221
I don't feel good supporting pizz apologists.
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>>123697221
Pizza... You get me, man.
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>>123697301
I'm always team Marie
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>>123697303
GGsIf you didn't notice I was only using burst bombs
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>>123695195
they will find you
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>>123696908
RM games where there's a constant back and forth have similar K/D ratios to the other gamemodes.
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What song is she singing?
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>>123697423
american kids are the worst at this game though they deserve it we dont need more of that shit
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>>123697221
Lobby now up for anyone that wants to join
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>>123697627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9JR1xs-Mxg
Found it.
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>>123697484
I did! At first i thought you were trying to be stealthy when splatting me kek i like your new technique
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>>123697673
Anon were you never loved?
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>level 15
welp not getting ranked up with starters anymore, gonna make a new account and start again, messaged about 100 of these retards now aiming for 200 before the days done
>>123697989
were you? why do you care?
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>>123696420
high Rate of Fire coupled with low damage means an average time to kill and in a laggy online game what matters most is that time to kill.
Aerospray RG and N-Zap 89 are kings when it comes to turf coverage though and stand the best chance in turf wars outside of spawn-campy maps.
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>>123698296
Anon come on they're just kids.
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>Nozzlenoses are garden hoses made into a gun
>Hydra Splatling is a fir hydrant made into a gun
>Squiffer is a spray bottle made into a gun
>Slosher/tri-slosher is literally a bucket to be used as a weapon
>Sloshing machine is a goddamn washing machine
It amazing to think Sheldon can look at something and think "I wonder if you can kill someone with it"
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new account made, I wonder if it would be possible to play together and essentially pubstomp these tards together, would make it possible to screw with both sides if we end up on opposite teams
>>123698629
all the more reason to get rid of em
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>>123698741
eliters are gas pumps, right
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>>123698296
I was
I guess you weren't
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>>123698939
>making a new account when new players face old players anyways
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>>123698741
Aerospray is literally an Airbrush
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man the splattershot jr. is the best weapon to start off with, it's just so perfect for killing new players since nobody checks ink corners or anything and you can just pop out and kill them right at their spawn and bubbler ensures they literally cannot touch you if they try
>>123698984
did I send you a message or something? why are you upset?
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>>123698741
The Matic weapons are steampunk-esque color markers and then the Bamboozler is a fucking piece of bamboo. The Gallons are also grenade launchers equipped with water jugs but that's not as impressive.
Sheldon's family really is a boon to squidkind.
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>>123698296
At first I took this as trolling, but how defensive you got when you asked if you were ever loved is pretty damn concerning
>>
So why is it /v/'s new meme to come in and pester us daily
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>>123699621
They don't play games, they just complain about them all day. Therefore anyone that comes remotely close to talking about a game is bad.
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>>123699791
I wouldn't know, I havent really used /v/ before.
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is run speed worth it for the heavy splatling? or is it better on the mini?
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>>123698939
>all the more reason to get rid of em
the only ones you get rid of are the ones who are likely to become good at the game but give up because they don't get immediate results. The kids that play just for fun don't care if they lose.
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>>123699520
>New players don't know how to play
>More news at 11
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>>123699848
Good. Keep it that way
>>123699893
Good for any spinner, really
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>>123699461
my level 50 account never gets paired with level 1-10's and that's what I'm aiming for boy, first impressions mean a lot
>>123699606
I seriously don't get what that has to do with anything, why are you even bringing that up?
>>123699923
pretty sure they do care since most of them haven't played since yesterday.
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>>123700362
>most of them haven't played since yesterday
Because the ones who play to win have gone off to become competitive at Sm4sh instead and the ones who play for fun aren't that desperate to play as often.
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>random disconnect
S-sorryElasquad.
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>>123699992
well duh, I'm trying to keep it that way
>>123700662
I don't really care about smash 4 so whatever, I'd rather they go play that than this, that's the whole point so it's working then
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So how is the Sloshing Machine? I haven't been able to take a look yet.
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>>123700362
>pretty sure they do care since most of them haven't played since yesterday.
Yeah, when someone goes one day without playing a video game, it means they're not going to touch it again. Keep up the crusade, don't let kids enjoy a kids game.
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>>123701302
absolute shit. Just use Luna Blaster Neo
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>>123701170
If you're discouraging anyone, though, you're only discouraging half of the squibs you play with. The other half are on your team, being encouraged because you're carrying them to victory.
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I just realized the highest rank for burgers will be Burger King
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>>123701424
I imagine if you got a new game from black friday you'd play it at least once a day especially right after getting it so I'd say it worked in deterring them from this to something else
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>luna blaster memeteam
My kind of memeteam....;_;
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>>123701816
that's probably why they put burgers instead of burger
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>>123701865
They sound like my kind of team.
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>>123701732
yeah I realized that hence why I was wondering if I could find someone to lobby with here >>123698939
and we could try to take out both teams
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>>123702191
No.
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>>123701865
It was your real family
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>>123702191
Fuck that. I have DOSH to make.
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>>123701829
Smash has quite a lot of stuff to do.
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>>123702191
>we could try to take out both teams
In the end one team is still going to win.
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>>123702721
Did something new come out?
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>>123702905
probably another guy with a sword
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>>123702383
suit yourself man, I'll keep fighting the good fight for you /ink/
>>123702505
meh I got all the cash I need on my main account, I might just do this from now on, it's honestly prettyfresh
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>>123702905
Last I heard was Cloud getting released or to be released
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>>123701732
>3/7 = 0.5
???????????
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>>123702721
good, hopefully these stupid kids stay there then
>>123702887
victory won't mean much if you end up spawn camped the entire match unable to do anything
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Does anyone else pick up an autistic vibe from this guy? >>123702998
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>that jump to the tower
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>keep getting disconneted after every match
huuuh alright
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Any squad up?
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>>123703762
reminds me of the webm guy
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>>123703762
Yup, its just as bad as the people who join other splatfest teams with alt accounts just to lose.
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>>123703762
Sounds like someone who is taking out their frustration of losing to nips by going after people that are easy to beat.
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>>123703858
Why must the tower always escape from me at inappropriate moments ;_;
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>>123702998
>I'll keep fighting the good fight for you /ink/
People here were anticipating new squibs, and making stuff to help them out.
Nobody really has a problem with new players, so I don't know why you think you're helping /ink/.
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>>123704053
This.
The community is slowly dieing out and needs new players
and then that cunt is trying to scare them off.
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>>123703916
I'm still trying to figure out how getting rid of new players benefits anyone in the long run.
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>>123703762
hes probably B rank at most and just wants to feel good at this game for once, thats the type of person who makes alt accounts
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>>123703762
I give him a week before he fizzles out. Punching the same dead horse over and over again sounds pretty boring, and he'll get over it. Unless if he continues, which means that he's ACTUALLY autistic. Repetition is after all, a symptom of autism.
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>>123703762
hey man I'm trying to help us all out, chill with the insults
>>123703887
I love webms actually, recording my gameplay so I'm probably gonna make some later to show off
>>123703916
oh man I forgot about the new splatfest that's an awesome idea, dick around at spawn or something for a team over and over again though it would probably be better to just keep spawncamping for genuine rage
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>A- 88
>implying I dare play more
P-please... I have been on B+/A- for months now. MONTHS!
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>>123704149
either a jap sympathizer who wants to bomb the burgers or a b player who thinks he's trapped there but is actually too shit to make it out
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>>123704235
>Even uses a picture of an autistic anime girl
Lol
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>>123704283
>tfw made it from A- 20 to A 40 with the slosher
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>>123704235
You are one weird guy.
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>>123704283
Just do it anon, I finally fucking made it to S after being stuck in A+ 80 hell for 15 rounds.
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>>123704007
I think it was 'cause i got on it... sorry ;-;
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>>123704235
>I love webms actually
What was it last thread where someone was complaining about WebMs not being genuinely funny anymore and just being Bum and friends fooling around in a lobby?
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>>123704640
he had a little checklist of what makes a webm funny or impressive and none of the webms met his requirements
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>>123704741
is that supposed to be impressive
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>>123704821
-scarth
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>>123704235
>Help us all out
What the fuck is wrong with you.
Im sorry if you think splatoon is some secret club that new players should'nt enjoy and that the game should only be played by S+ maniacs.
You are ruining this game for other people, and should consider another path in life.
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>>123704630
Don't worry, I only drownedtwicein that match, lower than my usual in the mall.
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>>123704142
Honestly I think the japs and super mario maker are what's driving away people from this game.
Look at the Splatoon tab in the wiiu main menu mii plaza and you can see that the mii crowd is shockingly small, Splatoon is probably going to be gone from the plaza by December if this keeps up
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>>123704580
He didn't think this tru
>>123702998
>I'll keep fighting the good fight for you /ink/
We like squibs, we like to bully squibs from time to time, but not to keep them away. Also
>messages
if direct messages they need to be on your friend's list, unless you go to their posts on miiverse and tell them there.
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>>123704821
No, but I think these are supposed to be though
>>123685140
>>123683763
>>123681832
>>123680287
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>>123703932
I'm S+ actually so nah I don't ever care about that anymore I win almost all the time anyway the games gotten boring almost
>>123704053
these are stupid black friday kids which ranked is already infested with, my main goal here is keeping them out of level 10 or getting them to quit before that, maybe it's not so much a favor for you guys but I'm keeping splatoon clean and fresh basically
>>123704142
with 2 million sales? nah I don't think so, we got plenty as it is and way too many kids and shitters
>>123704149
see above
>>123704156
nope, S+ rank
>>123704228
actually the main game was fizzling out, this has gotten me really into it again now, since I have a capture card I might even make this a youtube series or something, those griefing vids and stuff are fairly popular, this could catch on
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>>123704821
How are you even S+?
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HEY BUM COLLECTIVEOF WATER FOR FUN HERE I AM HAVING MY ORIGINAL WOOMY DRAWN THANKS
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>people are asking for Rank "B? S? S+?" when there is savescumming
really anons...
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>>123704979
>super mario maker
Yeah, Super Mario Maker was the biggest hit to Splatoon. Thanks to Ultra Smash being substandard that didn't do much damage.
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>>123705330
>S+
And I'm sure you have timestamped proof of this.
I'm surprised you haven't been banned yet.
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>>123704948
Watching a squid jump to the tower only to fall in the water is quite majestic, don't know why
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>>123705330
>I'm keeping splatoon clean and fresh basically
Clean and fresh for who exactly?
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>>123705330
Pure unadulterated autism or some guy that is really good at acting like it.
At this point /ink/ is so polluted with this shit I can't even tell the difference.
Let me off this ride.
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>>123705435
good point, did that drawfriend from yesterday show up with the finished pictures?
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I-is that it,Elasquad? Are we done?
>>123705668
The sad thing isI did that after drowning in my previous death ;_;
At least I squidbagged the fuck out of that team, so it's all cool.
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>>123705330
have a (You) fucboi.
Consider this, not everyone who bought the game is still playing it.
Of those 2 millon i'd say we have at least 10K at any one time, rotating from a base of players around 250K.
Im starting to recognise alot of english names, americans and europeans are VASTLY outnumbered by the japs, you scaring them off is not helping anyone.
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>>123705779
for his autism
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Introducing the /ink/ Secret Santa Art Exchange!
This is a virtual secret santa event that anyone who browses /ink/ can join.
>What are the gifts?
Pieces of art, of any type of your choosing: Drawing, painting, sculpture, whatever you want to do.
>What's being drawn (etc)?
Your inkling.
>How does it work?
Sign up using the Google form below. A few days from now, I'll be randomly picking each person a recipient.
A screenshot of their inkling will be emailed to the artist, along with the recipient's mii name, email address and any additional notes (e.g "Draw her squatting").
From then, the artist has until Christmas to complete their artwork, then emails the recipient their hard work. People entering aren't paired up, it's more of a chain, for example A is assigned to draw B's woomy, and B is assigned to draw C, who is assigned to draw A.
>But I can't draw well!
That's okay, as long as you put some effort in that's all that matters.
>I don't have the game yet but I lurk the general for squid butts!
That's okay, you can probably find someone to help you out with a screenshot of your inkling. Try asking in the thread detailing what you want your inkling to look like.
If you have any questions or comments, email me at[email protected]or reply here.Sorry about a few days ago, I've resolved to not post screenshots anymore. Hopefully we can still get this to go ahead and one mistake won't kill it.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1oZbq9ZqE9xgpEpoqiUlhMpp4l7WLCBKp-OwOC31gmxU/edit
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>>123704420
I like anime man sorry if that's annoying
>>123704580
meh just bored of S+ ranked and this is something productive I can do for the community
>>123704640
oh man maybe I'll piss him off then, how about that I can help /ink/ out even more that way
>>123704907
you guys got me all wrong it's not a secret club or anything I'm just trying to keep the influx of kids down since the holidays are coming up and we're gonna get overrun even more than we already are
>>123704980
I send friend requests usually yeah, the recent players tab thing is really handy for just going through them all
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>>123704228
>tfw actually autistic
>tfw I'm not like that guy
>tfw I honestly believe I make this place better
Please don't bully ;_;
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How do people stick with 1 gun for 999999? Im level 45 and my highest is 300k something and I havent even touched that weapon in months
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>>123705940
>americans and europeans are VASTLY outnumbered by the japs
For some reason it feels this way for me too. Though I just chalk it up to my playtime. The only time I actually felt like I was playing with majority NA/EU was during JP Splatfests
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>>123705840
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM
IT IS I POOL
AND I WILL HAVE THIS WOOMY DRAWN
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>>123706093
Autism isn't the same as autism anon.
You should know that by now.
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>>123706093
Don't worry, we're all a bit autistic here anon. I mean, it IS 4chan after all.
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>>123706290
>nazi
of course
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>>123706290
>outfit you dont even use
fag
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>>123706239
If it's something like the krak-on roller or the .96 gal deco, it's because it's a crutch and they literally can't win with any other weapon.
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>>123705920
I suddenly disconnected. Want to squad?
Maybe you should keep away from water... But hearing that squidbagging is so sweet
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>>123706364
GEH INS GAS
>>123706405
I WILL START USING IT NOW
I DONT WANT TO COPY MY SENPAI
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>>123706239
It's easy when you stick to one gun for Splatfests, or that gun is an Aerospray and you play Turf War a lot.
The more you play Ranked the longer it will take.
What's impressive are these guys with multiple weapons maxed out.
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>>123706412
Krak on is my highest since I mained it for a long time when the game first came out but I havent used it in atleast 3 months now
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>>123706069
>For the community
>Helping /ink/
>You guys have me all wrong
You are delusional and I genuinly pity you.
Im sorry that you consider new players a blight on games, but I have watched too many communities die out and starve thanks to people like you.I remember my local fighting game scene fondly. Elitism kills games.
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>>123706546
I mostly just play ranked and switch weapons a lot, so a lot of my highest weapons are still only around 100k
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>>123705557
do you really need it? what does it matter?
>>123705779
for us and for other people in ranked who are sick of being paired up with kids
>>123705940
I'd prefer it that way honestly, it's better we all just know eachother and play together, keeps the community stronger as a whole and makes the game more fun
also I've never savescummed but do you think that would work for reverting back to level 1 without making a new account? would make it a lot easier since I wouldn't need to do the intro and tutorial thing each time. starting a new account soon so an answer would be appreciated guys
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>>123706239
I maxed out my first weapon at level 30 could've been earlier if I picked it up earlier and continued playing hard while 20 was max cap.
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>>123706448
I don't mind squadding, but at this point I think everybody in that team left.Falling in water just seems to be one of those things I have a habit of doing, along with constantly running into the Rainmaker shots or running into obvious splat bombs.At least it was the mall and not Triggerfish.
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>>123706546
>impressive
Being a NEET is not impressive, anon
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>>123706582
Well you need to work long and hard to wipe your crutch off your top 5 list anon.
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>>123706943
>just max out my second weapon
>see this post
o-oh ok ;_;
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>>123706846
>sick of being paired up with kids
but now we're losing out on being paired up against kids.
The kid has a 3/7 chance of being on your team and a 4/7 chance of being on the opponent's team.
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>>123707069
Ive been trying but I pick up a new gun like every other day, I cant just play 1 thing I get bored
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Is the beat minigame with the squid amiibo?
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>>123706846
>do you really need it? what does it matter?
If you have it, it should be no issue in proving it. I'll even post my S+95 if you like.
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>>123707219
yeah the jukebox is from the squid challenges
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>>123706846
>it's better we all just know each other
And when we all get bored and move onto other newer games leaving you here by yourself then what?
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>>123707207
You managed to do it with the krak-on, why not something else?
Either way, guess that means you have to get all your weapons to have the same amount of p as your krak-on.
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Starting a squad.
NNID:Gotta_Be_Blue
Are there any squads up already?
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>>123707235
>tfw I dropped to S+ 8
too embarassing
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>>123706846
>it's better we all just know eachother and play together, keeps the community stronger as a whole and makes the game more fun.
This is what squads are for, not solo queueing.
I have no friends who own a Wii-U, Solo queue is all I have, and you are killing people like me.
I don't care about leaving C I just want to enjoy the gamemodes with people of my own rank, being matched with B players is suffering.
DO NOT BULLY THE SQUIBS.
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>>123707350
Sent
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>>123707141
I think it benefits everyone as a whole if we remove the luck and shitty matchmaking and just make sure both teams are good at the game and getting rid of the bad kids will hopefully help a bit with that otherwise it's gonna get worse from here on out
>>123707235
I'm busy trying to record matches, posting progress here for you guys and trying to get as much done before night when all the japan people get on so an actual reason would be nice before I waste time
>>123707325
you kidding? everyone here loves our private lobbies me included so I dunno what that's supposed to mean
also can someone answer the savescum thing? would it work?
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>>123703883
You and me?MisutaTrent
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>>123706846
>I've never savescummed but do you think that would work for reverting back to level 1
it will work, but start new accounts, the better for ruining every future Splatfest with when your 11 alt accounts are throwing matches for the popular team. While your main account is winning on the unpopular team and getting 24 snails easily for your rollscumming delight.
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>>123707350
gonna join
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>>123675952
A+
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>>123707639
sent
So I guess you'll host
2/4
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>>123707350
I'll play
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>>123703883
Join muh squad mate anyone else is free to joinMisutaTrent
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>>123707634
>I dunno what that's supposed to mean
Anon thinks we're gonna stick around forever.
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>>123707492
sorry man but I actually am helping everyone here, I think you should reread what I've been posting and you'll see
>>123707663
awesome alright thanks going to start a new one now, wish me luck you guys I'm doin it all for you
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Hey Nobody.
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>>123707492
Does anyone know how to get the damn squid amiibo without the pack, or paying a shit ton online? I just want that jukebox game.fcuk you nintendo for not making that a core thing
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>>123707889
Yup I do have to accept friend requests before people join right?
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>>123706038
is that the same woomy from pic related? Did she bully the bully?
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>>123708116
>Im helping everyone by thinking Im good and trying to discourage kids who probably don't care
Why are anime shitposters always so autistic?
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>>123708192
yes, we're still at 2/4?
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>>123708116
Keep it up. Maybe once the game is dead by your hands I'll be able to go back to having a life.
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>>123707634
>getting rid of the bad kids
here's the thing though. The bad kids who had no intention of playing their way up the ranks and are content with staying at their C and B aren't really a problem and the ones who actually care about getting to S rank are just going to think that save scumming is the only way and get into the habit of doing this from earlier in their Splatoon career. So by the time they get to S rank they're even less skilled than if they had played their way up some of those ranks.
The end result is we end up with even worse S rank players dragging us down.
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>>123708317
Yup.
Squad up here people.MisutaTrent
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>>123708116
Man, you are actually sick in the head somewhere...
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>>123708693
At 7:42 I'll call it quits and we can do a twin squad
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>>123708245
Why always the bandage on the nosebridge? What purpose does that serve?
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>>123708178
Howdy
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>>123708116
Think carefully, you are wasting your time.
If the kids GIT GUD and get to S+, then they belong there, thats how ranked works.
Kids don't know how to savescum, they never have.
Reddit, Squiboard and our savescummers will allways infest your rank AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING
YOUR CRUSADE IS POINTLESS.
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>>123708895
kawaii
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>>123708895
probably so she stands out without going overboard like the tumblrite OCs
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>>123708697
He HAS TO BE. You cannot look at this thread, see all of the support he's gotten (read: none) and say "I'm doing it for you guys, I'll make you proud". It doesn't make sense. If that's his way of justifying himself, then I shudder to think what else he can cook up.
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>>123708116
>I'm doin it all for you
Go to the leddit of splatoon or squidboards and do it for them, not us.
Your plan, also, has many holes in it.
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>>123706038
stop apologizing anon
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>>123708895
Its fucking cuteon spaghetties
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>>123709279
He's pretending.
I refuse to accept that he isn't pretending.
We've all been strung along on his little ruse cruise. We've been tricked.
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>>123709880
I want off this ride anon.
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Just hit level 49. 720 points to go.
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>>123709880
Every night this thread has something hilariously going on in it. Tonight it's Bully vs Not Bully.
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>>123709987
AAAAAAAAH
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>>123709987
your ticket's been punched, you're on this cruise till your stop
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>>123710093
72 more knockouts you have 6 hours GO!
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Uh...is there a trick to using the sloshing machine? Becase it feels outright inferior to the standard slosher and tri slosher.
This thing needs a faster fire rate or more damage.
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Jess, why do you always get bottom score? You're higher ranked than all of us.
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>>123710319
i think it needs more turf coverage and maybe more ink efficiency and maybe add some extra range
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>>123710319
It's not a slosher as much as it is a blaster that fires in an arc instead of a straight line. If you're not into blasters, then it's probably just not your thing.
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I want to go pizza but the odds favor Callie...
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>>123695984
what capture card are you getting anon?
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>>123710543
Yeah this thing eats up too much ink for hardly any benifts.
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Sorry, I have to goNobodysquad.Good thing that S+ squad at the end got a good squidbagging.
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any squads open? i wanna get in some splatoon before rig zones happens
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>>123710586
I like blasters and can use them decently. This thing does a poor job of being a combination of the two sadly...
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never forget
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>>123711336
is that supposed to be impressive
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>>123711135
ggs! I saw you squidbagging. Made me laugh.
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>>123711429
>he doesn't know daddy
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Callie won 15 Splatfests
Marie won 7 Splatfests
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>>123711612
Righteous
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>>123711610
>I cri evrytiem
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>>123711135
Ggs man, thanks for the squidbagging
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holy shit, I'm playing so bad sorry Nobodysquad
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>6 connection errors in a row
LET ME PLAY THE GAME
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>>123711612
>Everyone likes Marie better
>Everyone picks her teams
>Popular teams at a disadvantage
>Marie teams lose
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>Tfw shit at aiming
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>that feel when haven't played since the big roller nerf
anything change?
rank still shit?
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>No more updates after January
What do? Are they going to leave it to die?
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>>123711612
Be a winner, join Team Callie!
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>playing Tower
>I'm the only one trying to control the tower on my team
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>>123712083
That's not what they said. They said that updated would continue until at least January, meaning that we could still get stuff afterwards.
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>>123711612
>tfw Mariefag
Fug
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>>123711336
Oh no, daddy come back! I love that webm
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>>123712083
Work on Splatoon 2 for the new console
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>>123712619
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>>123711904
9 of the 15 Splatfests that Callie won had her team as the more popular.
5 of the 7 Splatfests that Marie won had her team as the more popular.
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>>123712791
>not rollermac.webm
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>>123712007
Sheldon: "May I interest you in this shiny new Carbon Roller Deco?"
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>>123712791
At first I watched it and giggled.
Then I watched it again and saw the bird shadow pass overhead, I died.
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>De-Rank from S to A
Splatfest will be a nice break.
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>>123713207
>People actually derank from S
How fucking shit do you have to be, you lose fucking 5 points per loss and you start with a score of 30, how can you be that fucking bad.
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just bough this game pretty cheap on black friday, what is a good weapon/gear setup for around level 10?
also
>that asian player that is always in some high obscure location just sniping people like call of duty
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>>123712791
best for last
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>>123712963
Nah I like playing the Squelcher or whatever but I'm shit at aiming
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>>123712791
Oh god! How i love dads and squibs
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>dead squad due to defeat streak
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>get to A+ last night
>only had the game since mid-october so I'm enjoying myself because it's like I'm actually okay at a console shooter for once
>play again today
>playing like trash, fucking up inkzookas and map control
>deranked back to A, close to A-
I just want to die
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>>123713592
Are you a girl? I will carry you if so.
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>>123713592
3/4 in squad. Need one more.
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>>123713486
3/4Jesssquad
JoinJess, Nobody, or Kuropika
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>>123713370
What skills you use really just depends on what weapon you're using.
What weapon are you currently using, or what do you like the most?
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>>123713592
Start learning how to use the 96 deco. Only started using it recently myself but S rank ismuch more manageable now.
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>>123713393
Sheldon: "Then perhaps the Rapid Blaster Deco with its blast radius tip to make hitting things at a distance easier. It also makes a sweet sound on a direct hit as well"
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>>123713817
Gah, didn't mean to quote.
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>>123713316
Don't know. Just kinda went retarded, but I can claw my way back up. Not choice but to.
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>>123713851
I have bought one of the ink rollers and a middle tier machine gun but I honestly do my best with the starting gun because of that invincibility as my special perk. All the gear I bought decreases the amount of time it takes to get my special, I am assuming they all stack? The only time it doesn't work is when we get spawn trapped and I can't get enough time to get a bubble shield.
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>>123713386
Not just any kraken, but the crutch-on variety as well, great.
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9 Splatfests have been clean sweeps.
1 from NA
3 from EU
5 from JP
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Any of the brushes or rollers good for Tower? I'm considering the Octobrush.
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>>123714626
Octobrush Beacon spam on the tower is what I do.
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https://calc.splatoon.ink/
A huge thank you to locke64 for adding the japanese wiki formula's, all calculations besides stealth jump and ninja squid should be accurate.
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>>123714201
Yeah it stacks. You should be okay, bubbler destroys new players so it can carry you through C.
Try using the other weapons, as getting comfortable with a wide variety can help you if the Splattershot Jr doesn't work very well for the map/gamemode that's in the rotation.
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>>123714892
Is there an end-all combo that everyone is using in the higher ranks?
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>>123715193
Yes E-Liter and as many Damage Ups as possible, game is very unbalanced at higher ranks.
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>>123715193
Not really, the closest it gets is Japs with their meta that changes every couple months.
Nowadays everyone is stacking swim speed.
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>>123715193
Not really, but there's about7
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>Falling of the map with the inkzooka
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>lose 5 matches in a row
>finally winning a match
>DC
No, it's alright. I probably shouldn't be in A anyway..
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>>123714824
Special Saver:
3 Main, 3 Sub;
2 Main, 6 Sub;
1 Main, 9 Sub;
100% Special Saved
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>>123715459
>Getting stuck in enemy ink with the inkzooka
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>>123716180
sometimes i'll paint the ground under my teammates when they have an inkzooka out to make sure that doesn't happen
might be silly but if it helps, whatever
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>>123715789
14yr old hip swaying. I'm surprised America let this get through
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>>123716180
Trying to dodge an Inkstrike with Inkzooka.
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>>123715459
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>>123716249
I burst bomb the ground if someone uses it, usually saves them the annoyance
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black friday newbies are FUCKING ADORABLE
oh my god
i can't handle this
it's too much
should i let them kill me
but then it'll boost their egos and they'll think they're actually good
ok fuck it i'll let them kill me
or should i show off how good i am and kill them all and spawn camp them
no that's evil
fuck
help
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GGsElaThose were friendly squidbags
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>used to be high A
>about to hit B+
there are no words
only regrets
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>>123716180
It's n-normal!! Happens to everyone
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>>123716180
Carbon Roller masterrace, just bomb the ground.
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>>123716365
Squibs are the funniest and cutest shit I've ever had to deal with in video games.
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>>123716365
Let them kill you.
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guys I know this isn't spratoon related, but I got some spending money and I was wondering if I should get pokemon super mystery dungeon
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>>123716249
Anon confirmed bro-tier teammate.
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>people blocking your shots
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>>123716467
buy our plastic figures goy
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>>123715459
>getting a multi-kill with one inkzooka shot
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Wanna keep squadding? Splat Zones might be more fun than Tower Control.
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i threw a burst bomb at a squib
and they panicked and got stuck in ink
then i let them run away
it's so
omfg
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>>123716372
Ggs! Yeah, squidbagging friends is the best
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>>123716249
Inkzooka is the primary reason I use ink resistance on Octoshot
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>>123716507
That shit sucks even more when you're a splatlingfag
>>123716517I would if I could get the ones I want
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>>123716547
>omfg
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>>123716507
>be charger
>people standing in front of you
>both of us get kill
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>Barely get game yesterday
>Friendly team is all level 30-50
>Enemy team is all level 30-50
>Carry team and go 12-0
Are they letting me win?
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this SHABUSHABU makes a Rainmaker only private lobby
anyone wants to join?
friends list is full so bring your friends please
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>>123716626
I love when teammates help you.
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>>123716962
No, most people who play this game are awful. If you have ANY previous shooter knowledge you're automatically going to beat them.
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anyone up for a private lobby?
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>>123717123
>>123717148
what do
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>>123717123
>rainmaker
count me in
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>>123716626
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>Go to Gamestop to buy Gamecube controller adapter to play Melee/Sm4sh
>Go to amiibo section
>Still pretty stacked after black friday sales
>Spot her in a heartbeat
>They have Girl Inkling amiibo
>Buy it on the spot, start doing the challenges soon as I get home
>Get to one challenge full of Octolings
>Just start picking them off one by one with Charger
>Each time they turn in shock at their brother that just blew up
>In a second, the next one blows up to
>Start feeling kind of bad that they just stood and watched in horror as each one fell one after the other
Man, why the fuck am I feeling this way over a squid game?
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>>123717123
>>123717206
How about >>123717148 host since Shabu's friends list is full.
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>>123717123
just join private lobby
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>>123717243
>all the octo grills you've inked in the SP campaign
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>>123717243
Octos did nothing wrong.
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>>123717123
>full
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That comeback was bullshit
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>>123717781
awesome but bullshit
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>Shabu is playing one account with is hands and another with his feet
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>>123717650
except steal the main power source of Inkopolis
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>>123717450
i might after a couple of games in shabu's lobby
add me: NNID:leoleo79sailor V
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>>123717959
Sent if you do.
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>>123717929
yes to prevent extinction
while inklings have more than enough energy
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>>123718062
>all these implications
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>>123718181
>not liking cute innocent takos
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>>123717123
This churro is on for some private lobby
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will you faggots stop forcing your memes on /utg/
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>>123718062
>look at me Im dying, thats why im going to put on risk thousands ofturf warsjust because my people cant into survival
you octos deserved it
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Ikamusume vs Takomusume
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>>123718290
>suction cups on top of their tentacles
I'll stick with woomies thank you very much
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Welp, i've gotta go. Thanks for the games, Jess squad. Ggs!
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>>123718290
>liking octoscum
worse than japs tb quite h
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>>123672523
I found a ring in there last night.
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>>123718575
So many undertale miiverse posts
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remove race traitors
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>>123718575
When you remove your forced "it's splat or be spatted" posts from my plaza.
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Octolings are juicy though.
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>>123718684
>someone used my shitty reaction image I made months ago
T-thanks anon.
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>>123718290
>>123718982
it would be a lot easier if they went fullcum dumpstersin exchange of energy
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>>123718575
so you're saying it's a whole generals fault that there are one or maybe two shitposters over at yours?
wow rude
you're currently nothing better than them and your post won't help anyone
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>>123718982
I'd splat her like button if you know what I mean
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>>123718982
They sure are
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>>123719120
agreed
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>>123719152
they're forcing YOUR memes
YOU PEOPLE are the cause of this
YOU are all responsible
keep your memes in your own general
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>>123719304
H..... Hank.......?
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>>123719304
>hair
> no tentacles
into the trash
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>>123719432
f-from.............
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>>123719464
Squid box?
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ggs lobby, managed to dc somehow and now it's full
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>>123719394
Our plaza is filled with your shitty art, sorry if we return them.
KEEP YOUR MEMES IN YOUR OWN GENERAL.
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>>123718575
>implying squidposting is more forced to Undertale memes
Right, enjoy the 2 weeks of discussion it has left before it becomes nothing but waifufagging and tumblr-tier fanfictions, buddy.
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>>123719152
>>123718939
>>123718779
I come and check /ink/ to see if that fag is here too and yep, he is.
Ignore him. He's a renown /utg/ shitposter. He'll go away after a little bit.
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>>123718575
What memes? Why do you care?You're lucky your general is even alive right now considering your game is over. Enjoy your slow descent into becoming the next /5n@fg/
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How do I know if I'm bad or not, /ink/?
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>>123719619
Is Undertale the new mlp??
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>stopping my dunk
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>>123718518
sorry, my spicy friend. ..
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>>123719570
n-no.......................................................................................................
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>>123719730
Yes.
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>>123717959
Sent
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>>123719674
get out of /utg/ forever
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>>123719394
aha and how are we supposed to do this?
want us to force everyone who joins this general to wear a electric collar and shock them as soon they try to meme somewhere else or what?
it's not possible like it is not possible for you to stay in your general apparently
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>>123719771
;-;
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>>123719730
No, it's probably the next /5n@fg/, and hopefully not the next /ksg/.
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>>123719565
>>123719804
those are great
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>>123719730
Everything is the new /mlp/
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>>123719674
FUCK OFF PENTA
LEAVE /utg/ ALONE
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thanks for the path sailor
>>
ink mines are useful on the mid part on saltspray zones
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>>123719804
The thumbnail made her look like a skeleton and the image is even worse holy fuck
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How about that Splatoon
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Any squads need a player?
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>>123719867
/ksg/ is one of the main reasons /vg/ exists.
/a/, /v/ and /b/ didn't even want them and /ksg/ was too niche to be a board.
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>>123720240
BURGERS
MEAT
MEAT
MEAT
MEAT
MEAT
MEAT
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>>123720103
youre welcome hermano
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>>123720240
Splatoon date sim when?
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STOP
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>>123720618
MARIE
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>>123720361
you really wanna squad this rotation?
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Kraken was a mistake
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>>123720991
FROM
>>
>no one saw the rainmaker
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>>123721156
living
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Holy hell qts ahoy
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>>123721398
WITH
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>>123721156
FLUSHING 100 SQUIDCASH DOWN THE SPLATOILET
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>>123721316
I grabbed it near our spawn and saw literally 1 person before I dunked it
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>>123721570
do you even play this game
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>>123721442
THE PRESIDENT
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>>123716035
That is correct.
UPDATE:
CUTE MODALShttps://calc.splatoon.ink/
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>>123721614
yes
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>>123721460
>SPLATOILET
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Clutch til the end
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>>123721848
every time
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That fucking squidbag
Fuck
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dat killer wail quad
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>Them sniper shot dodges
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>>123721732
"Special Having" Kit
Special Saver: 3 Main, 3 Sub
Special Charge Up: 6 Sub
100% Special Saved, 156.24 points to Charge
Stick that on an N-Zap '89 and play an aggressive inkstriker in Turf War.
>>
Any squads ?
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>1 win away from getting S back
>Lose
>Extra penalty because of imbalanced team ranks I didn't fucking ask for
STOP PUNISHING ME FOR YOU WHO YOU PUT ON MY TEAM
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>>123721024
Why the fuck not?!
>>
i made a level 1 account just to troll people, who wants to add me so we can kick some ass
nnid is omglauren18
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