/mgg/ - Metal Gear & Kojima General

I lost all motivation to do retaliations

>>123687780
>>>/trash/

>>123687706
alright so that's the explanation. I wasn't sure if ghosting really existed or not. It's weird that potentially dozens of your guys can get abducted and you won't even be notified

Fucking MGO expansion when
I need more customization items

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Who /ChunkyKaz/ here?

>>123688104
it happened to me 28 staff captured and I can't retaliate because he didn't get spotted

>>123688284
Why does it make me so horny, and how do I make it stop?

hooey

>>123688284
HAMBOUIGAHS

ADDITIVES

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Who /dreams/ here?
>after disarm event we get heavy hint for chapter three
>new event, at the end of it we get dlc announcement
>mgo releases on pc, comes with map editor, workshop and dedicated servers
>ps4 and xbone also get map editor
>map editor can be used not only for MGO mission but for creating custom sideops/fob missions for MGSV
>ultimate hd collection containing mgs1,2,3,4,pw,rising is released for ps4/xbone/pc
>mgs6 has better gameplay and plot than mgs5
No. I won't let it go, i never will. Mgs is everything for me.

Is the new Battle Dress worth making?

>>123688414
how could he even do that, there's bound to be some guy who resist interrogation and this will destroy his no trace. A simple perfect stealth no kill leaves a notification I'm pretty sure. I checked and I got one on my list.

hoo

>>123689453
yup

>>123689609
He tranq and CQC'd his way to me core and fultoned most my knocked staff and he didn't get spotted be anyone.

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>>123688693
you can't

>>123690396
SPOILER THIS

*la cucaracha playing in the distance*

I wonder how much of a difference the faster UAVs will make

>"Miller, listen. Can-can I become Davids mentor? That little blonde douche is the worst."
>"Fuck you, you lost the rock, paper, scissors match Ocelot."

Alright sorry for sounding dumb as fuck but can someone tell me who the fuck is the person who radios me?
It's not Ocelot anymore and Kaz sounds way more angry when he's speaking in cassette tapes or whatever.
Who the fuck is the radio man?

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>>123692972
It's Ocelot. Do you like his voice?

>>123692972
pequod

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>>123692972
it must be kaz or ocelot

kaz is the only one who shifts voice from time to time. he does this wounded guy voice everytime you get new personel from GZ.

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>>123689434
I'm with you anon

>>123693171
In the beginning it was Ocelot but when I rescued Kaz I thought it was him but whenever he's in a cutscene he sounds very angry or sick or whatever and then on the radio it's like he's just like in Peace Walker.

>>123693123
Her career as a voice director is a weird one.

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>>123693338
yeah, that's Kaz, nobody else talks to you by radio, only on special ocassions Huey and Code Talker, and of course Ocelot and Pequod person.

>>123690217
We're not talking about the same thing, I was talking about people who invade you without leaving a notification / security log.

>>123693963
>I was talking about people who invade you without leaving a notification / security log.
theres no such thing

>>123690396
I want to lick his filthy neckbeard.

>>123693123
It was funny watching her grill Eiding on the PerformanceMatters issues during their chat with Yong's pals. Eiding was a bit more enthusiastic than he was informed...

>>123695559
By TPP he just does not give a shit about his physical appearance anymore. It's so hot

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Which of these is more effective to deploy while I develop the others?

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>>123696417
ALL OF THEM

anybody got tips to no trace ? as far as I can tell there are certain cases you just shouldn't even try. Like if the fob is set to maximum security and constant alert status, it's almost impossible to pass through without using at the very least some distractions. Night time seems mandatory. Also, can you use that wallhack pill for the no trace ? I don't see how else you could do without interrogation and/or magazines.

>>123696724
I dont even think No Trace exists in FOBs

>>123694234
some say there is. I had a guy in my retaliation target list for who I have no security log registered. I don't support / get supported by anybody either

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Who else canonly got to put their dick in Paz? Really, no one else? Just me? Golly.

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I finally got an S on security planning. Is there any difference between selecting all areas and selecting none?

>>123696927
Mate. If you no trace an FOB, the defender doesn't even get told you're there.

>>123697097
>Being proud of that
>Being dead

>>123697136
anon, no
No Trace is a bonus you get for not using any items
what youre describing is just what happens if you stealth through

>>123697000
maybe you got invaded so many times that his security log disappeared

>>123697317
The update that introduced it literally said "Infiltrate FOBs without a trace!".

>>123697282
Everyone but Raiden died last year mate.

>>123697119
I'm not sure. Maybe if you don't select any sectors the patrol patterns are more random and when you select all of them then each always has a guard or two staying there. Haven't played with assigning sectors too much.

>>123697379
yes, and thats what happens if you dont destroy any security devices or mess with guards
but the No Trace bonus itself doesnt exist in FOBs
theres a difference

>>123697392
Uh, no

>>123697119
Some peoples are saying just choosing 2 or 3 makes that point harder

>>123697379
FOB's "no trace" is different than the SP's "no trace"
You can use weapons. There's no "No Trace" bonuses in FOB too.

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>>123688284
You know what to do, Anon...

Is there a limit to how many online development projects you can be working on at any given time? Whenever I try to add another one it just tells me there is a network error

>>123698668
4

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>>123697479
I actually just did the special event FOB to see and it turns out you're right, didn't get a no trace for it. So unless the bonus is magically disabled for AI FOB, I guess it doesn't exist.

>>123697523
How is it a no trace if you can use the weapon ? How can you know the rules of the FOB no trace if there is no indicator like the No Trace bonus to tell you that you achieved it ?

>>123698668
No, anon. Don't pay attention to that pop-up that appears every time you go to develop something either.

>>123698339
Y-you first, i'll follow your lead.

>>123698759
no maybe I should actually read that sometime. It just keeps saying network error until one of the other projects is complete. Then I can start another but keep getting the error if I try to make more

>>123698737
thanks! Wonder why they don't just say "You've reached your development limt" instead of network error

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We may all have our gripes about MGS2, but at least we can all agree it had a great soundtrack and ambiance.

https://a.pomf.cat/zivqhp.mp3

>>123698748
Because it seems peoples tested it. No Trace in FOB mean not alerting the owner that he's being invaded. And you definitely can use decoys, CQC and stun/tranq weapons and not alerting him, since he's only alerted when you destroy/steal/kill his shit.

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>>123689434
exactly the same here with you, son. Custom Side Ops would be actually amazing. Konami staff could work on that with the Fox Engine. Same goes for the MG1,2, and MGS1-3 on the engine. The writing and voice acting, and cinematography, mocap, etc., has been done for the most part. You 'only' need to convert it to the new engine.

I'm simplifying, but it's certainly not impossible to do this without Kojima imo, it's technical for the most part.

is Kaz blind?

>>123700353
Are you stupid?

>>123700030
>I'm simplifying, but it's certainly not impossible to do this without Kojima imo

I'm actually certain Murata could direct a Metal Gear and do better than Kojima

>>123700563
yes

>>123689609
Dive into resisting guards and hold them up on the ground.

>>123701440
Please stop posting Fallout 4 screenshots in the Metal Gear general.

>>123698668
>>123698759
Wow I might actually be retarded nevermind

>>123701920
You're better than 90% of posters here in that when you realized your mistake you admitted it.

>>123699217
They don't want to admit they are artificially limiting the number of dev items so that money-loose players buy MB coins for instant research.

>>123701881
but its za bosu man

>>123702375
No, it's Pierce Brosnan.

>>123702503
the main character is the boss

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Should I sacrifice all those precious metals for this thing?

>>123698339
He's still in a dream, cake eater.

>>123702748
What, in MGSV? It's Humongous Doctor, not Biggu Bossu.

>>123702816
what else are you gonna use it for?

>>123702935
the joy

>>123703121
i cant believe it took you THREE attempts to explain that. people are dumb

>>123703121
Okay.

Can I get invaded while I invade?

>>123703638
Yes.

reminder that there are people in the thread RIGHT NOW that have only played V

>>123703764
I doubt that.

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>>123703764
V is the first metal gear I've played since MGS2 and MGS1

And the first one I've paid for lol.

>>123697119
For 4th platforms I assign AGED to cover the bridge and all points of ingress. On all other platforms I only select the points closest to the bridges. So far I've only been successfully infiltrated by cheaters.

>>123703208
THE BAIT

why are there so few FOBs with nukes on XBONE? Are there that few players on xb1??

>>123701626
cool trick, where do you find this stuff ? I've played +180 hours and only today realized you can switch direction when falling down to grab a ledge on your back

>>123699463
you're talking about the defender getting notified so he can come to defend his stuff. I'm specifically talking about the situation where he (hypothetically) doesn't even get a security log.

>>123703764
I've only played V and Rising

Want me to play more? Sure, I will, the day the first five come out on Steam

>>123704219
MGSV is
>part of a series that started on playstation
>a japanese game
>part of a series that only has a couple of titles on the 360

so yes, its not very popular on the bone

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>>123704246
Congratulations on your steadfast and confident poor taste. Not that Rising isn't great and V isn't good, but to play V without any previous context is like fucking a ninety year old because she was a swimsuit model when she was twenty.

>>123704817
Fuck off nerd. Some people play video GAMES for the GAMEPLAY.

>>123704817
That ninety year old is one hell of a lay, you asshole

>>123704817
>>123705004
lets not devolve the thread into "who has the biggest dick" alright

>>123704817
That's a fabulous analogy

>>123705004
We're not talking about 4 here

>>123703764
Iv'e only played V and watched Let's Plays of the rest :^)

>>123705118
BB probably has the biggest dick, then Venom, then Ocelot, then Huey, then Kaz.

>>123704817
>but to play V without any previous context is like fucking a ninety year old because she was a swimsuit model when she was twenty.

More like fucking a twenty year without listening to the great stories her ninety year old grandmother loves to tell.

They're good stories but I'm still going to fuck that twenty year old.


(also I knew all the context, I haven't played them personally but I've watched every game played by others, and read every bit of source material like wikis I could get my hands on)

>>123704246
>>123705004
>I've only played V and Rising
>nerd
>>>reddit
>>>/v/
>>>faceboock
Fuck off faggot normalfag. I bet you are the same person who post FO4 shit here.

>>123704145
so these points control the concentration of soldiers in the area?

that means the config I have now is the weakest I could have right?

>>123705231
Dooooh, you cheeky monkey! You just know that's gone and ruffled my feathers.

>>123705410
>I haven't played them personally but I've watched every game played by others, and read every bit of source material like wikis I could get my hands on

Decent enough I suppose. These is a pc version of MGS2 SOMEWHERE, If i remember correctly it had control problems or something.

>>123705531
the ABCDEFGH configuration may pretty much just nullify itself and bring it back to regular patrol, I think fewer points is better, wouldn't do more than four, four may be pushing it as it is. The system is poorly explained and has pretty much never been put to any kind of study so we just don't know.

>>123705581
I wasn't joking

>>123705410
>Thinking reading the wikis and watching cutscenes cuts it
Dude, it just doesn't. You'll never know what youre missing out on.

>>123705925
>you got into this game without any context!
>but I do have context
>NO BECAUSE I SAID SO!

Did they've increased amount of dispatch units per base/fob? It could send only 6 with base+2fobs before, but now i can do 8. So, now it's 3 per fob and still 2 for default base?

>>123705925
Yeah, totally agree! You have to experience it firsthand otherwise it just doesn't feel right!

>>123705925
Jesus Christ you guys are faggots. And this is someone who has played all the games.
Grow up.

>>123706103
You absolutely do have context! I didnt say so! I just think you (or he if youre not the OP) would absolutely enjoy it EVEN MORE if you played it first hand.

>>123705803

It's probably not going to help enough, but is close range with FED config any kind of deterrent against nuke stealers?

Whenever I've stolen a nuke that area has had a clear path from the lower approach, and I know sniper config in particular is bad in that way.

Does anybody have that 100% Completion image with Snake and fireworks in the back? I'm going to hit it real soon and I seem to have lost my copy of it.

Anyone still playing MGO?

Has it gotten any better?

>tfw absolutely terrible at the game

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I need Kaz like quotes, but directed towards anything that speaks spanish and derivates

Aid me rhyme anons

>>123707749
I sucked at it in the first levels.

Practicing on sideops helps a lot.

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"These usage requirements are acceptable"
- Konami

>>123707749
ok_ ___

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>Look at me, I'm driving.

How long does it take to gather enough MB coins for another FOB?

>>123708263
2-3 mounths.

>>123708263
It took until november for those who started day 1, and that was with 2 days during TGS that gave 100 as opposed to 30, and an event that gave 100 for getting espionage points.

It's about 40-75 a week, and requires a minimum of 1000.

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>>123708175
now would be a good time to do one of these shots

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>>123708175
>>123708667

>>123708417
>>123708447
I see, thanks. Having another FOB would be nice to speed up research but I'm not gonna buy MB coins. Waiting it is.

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>>123708792
If you think that's horrifying, look at what happened to Hooey.

Is there any part of the game I can cheese for Base Dev S-ranks, Code Talker has a ton of S-ranks for everything but base dev for some reason, I used to get 1-2 but the last three runs has been completely dry.

>inb4 FOB base dev

>>123707885

Those grenades are stupidly good. They cost that much for a reason.

>>123709158
I just did CD and i got a lot of Base Dev S-ranks. It's complete random.
>>123708795
>Having another FOB would be nice to speed up research
You can do ALL of the guns that you'll need to 100% the game without second FOB.
But new tier 6-7-8 op guns have insane amount of resources, gmp and unit lvls. Most of them can't be build without second FOB.
Even if you cheat yourself S++ only soldiers then you only get lvl 85 with only one FOB. Some guns require lvl 90 and up.

>>123709618
>CD
CT*

>>123626997
>Stefanie "The cure for AIDS is hand grenades" Joosten

Uhm, did I miss something during a stream or on twitter? Don't recall this nickname being affiliated with her

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>>123708667
It wouldn't really work. The distant platforms just turn a solid colour and the one I'm on has its textures change around when I move the camera.

>>123707885
That may not be great, but some of them are faaaar worse.

The biggest mistake I made was upgrading the intscope.

ANALYSIS COMPLETE
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
ANALYSIS COMPLETE

>>123710215
Turn the iDroid voices off then.

>>123710215
You can turn that voice off, but I still hate that it takes slightly longer than standard marking. Intscope downgrade option when?

>>123710085
Dude check already the temps on your VC.
Check the power supply connectors and PSU itself. This shit could also happen if your vc doesn't have enough energy
Also yadda yadda update your drivers, do a clean install if you just upgraded to win 10, etc.

>>123710085
reminds me of the red hallway in pt

>>123710048
its a joke she never said anything of the like publicly

>>123710458
Nah, I already know it's just a mod that's doing this. The game is perfectly fine with it disabled.

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>Disclaimer: women in Venom's vicinity may faint upon eye contact.

Serves me right for trying an extraction, I learned long ago to shoot to kill. hitboxes and latency make non-lethal too inconsistent.

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>>123710702

>>123710702
I have learned my lesson too. It's nice to try extract the defender so he gets that point penalty but unless you CQC him, don't even try to extract him.

SUCH A LUST FOR ANIMALS

>>123711182
>>>/trash/

>>123710702
Dude, the quality is horrible. Learn how to convert.

>>123708965
What the fuck has happened to your hooey

>>123711182
>You will never go to a Zoo with Stefanie as she autistically giggles at all the animals she sees

>>123711182
ZOOOOOOOOOOO

>>123711236
I think it's my editor, I use premier 10.

>>123708965
That reminds me of that VN where mc goes insane and sees the world and people around him as meat and monsters.

>>123711334
why must u remind me?

>>123711246
What should have happened to him a long time ago.

>>123708667
>Aghanistan's a big place

>>123711236
do we really need to be bothered about the quality of his webm?
he only made it to show us how shit the fobs are

I wanna sniff a Quiet fart

Any PS3 Peace Walker bros want to help me get that versus trophy and or the camaraderie one?

>>123712430
I'll give you a quiet fart to sniff whenever you want

>>123712430
a quiet fart or one of quiet's farts

>>123711443
>set frame to 720 and -1
>bitrate around 8000 if you can, if it cuts the video short then lower it
>3mb
Just if you ever wanted

>>123712640
Appreciate the tips, went back and checked the source video, OBS encryption apparently shits itself against the rain effects because the source itself is fucked up.

>>123712537
start a team deathmatch playlist, minimum number of rounds 1 death ticket, disable idle kick. I'll hop in in a few minutes and we'll cheese it.

>>123712620
One of Quiet's farts

>>123713074
I have bad news for you then she isn't capable of farting due to the parasites sorry

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>>123713074
kill yourself taste, senpai

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>>123713309
Is it time?

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>looking at the /mgg/ team for the /vg/ League
>look at music selection
>Kaz Miller Goalhorn - Send Em' All Back To Africa

>>123713487
No, faggot

>>123713309
Quiet's farts taste great

>>123712908
I think I've got it all set up now, thanks for the help man, will I be able to swap rules between matches?

>>123713707
and pliskin is solid snake
literally shit taste

>>123713836
I dunno, probably, but in my experience 1 ticket deathmatch is the fastest camaraderie, I'll just be leaving it to idle so go nuts

>>123713880
Literally amazing taste.

"Language is the only means to reconciliation. Pain destroys language. For those in pain, there is no means to reconciliation."

What did he mean by this?

>>123713948
Doesn't seem to let me, damn the game filled up fast with players, its like 600 per player on your side isn't it?

>>123714498
something like that, I could never nail down the math because you have to quit out to check it. But the amount of Cmdry you get seems to be exponential to the amount of time you play with someone, so after an hour we'll be getting huge amounts.

>>123714498
I should mention, you get camaraderie towards people on the opposing team, so just two people on opposite teams can cheese as many points as they want.

>>123714283
He meant Kojima is a hack.

>>123714958
A hack?!

>>123714779
>>123714935
That's pretty neat, I probably should have limited it to two players so that the matches start faster. Are you using the points to get closer to the insignias?

>>123714958
Pls don't insult Kojima it makes me feel insecure :'(

>>123715282
Meh, I'm pretty much done with Peace walker since I got the platinum, but I don't need LESS camaraderie, and I'm bored.

>>123715465
kek'd

>>123715581
Its cool of you to help though, those last few online achievements have been annoying when I spent nearly all my time in PW getting the S ranks solo.

so has anyone found out who Jwan Will is?

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mfw I tried to light the oil on fire in pitch dark with a petrol bomb

>>123716485
>Can't shoot guard radio's to disable communications
>Can't shoot ice cubes into smaller ice cubes which melt faster.
>Can't slice watermelons
>boxes don't spill apples on to the ground when shot

MGS has gone down in the world.

>>123716485
It's non-flammable oil :^)

>>123716485
the oil was too wet.

So, apparently throughout the whole game Venom's reflection on the window in the ACC shows the create-a-character phantom, I'm trying to see it but even with all setting maxed on the PC version I can't see any reflections. what setting does reflections fall under, effects or post-processing?

>>123718896
At night time, and you need to zoom in.

Thread is deader than Paz

>>123718984
oh yeah wow, it pops the fuck in out of nowhere.

>>123717954
so was ur mother when I was with her last night m8

>>123719228
Paz is alive! ALIVE!

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>>123698339
>>123698841
I had to go out again today and you guys didn't get the chunky kaz started for me...

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>>123719694
thats because we only have like 5 pictures

>>123719694
I'm here, I'm ready, lay it on me.

>>123719694
Go away faggot

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>>123719915
this one still tickles my sex parts

I've literally gotten to the point where my Motherbase mines 5 times as many resources as it processes. Is there even a point to fultoning containers anymore?

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>>123719915
well yeah but what about thoughts and scenarios? this stuff is easier when you springboard off eachother

>>123720224
the resources processed are a percentage of the raw materials you have. so if you have more, they'll process more. if you have more than you use already, then of course there's no point to it.

>>123720224
That doesn't make a lick of sense, your rate of processing should scale to meet your stockpile, If you're mining more than you can process than you've got jack shit. also shit processes while you're away but it doesn't mine.

>>123720567
>also shit processes while you're away but it doesn't mine.
I just leave my game open over night.

>>123720662
Doesn't processing and mining max out after like fifteen minutes without input?

>>123687780
Mom?

>>123720291
Oh god I HATE GOING FIRST Kaz insisting he is going on a diet, and enlisting Ocelot's help. They weigh in together every week, and every week Kaz comes up with some bullshit excuse for not losing any pounds (and in some cases, packing a few on.) He also swears blind that the packets of cookies and chips Ocelot finds stashed under his bed don't belong to him.

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>>123720291
i found this on google if it helps

If Fat Kaz is going to be a recurring theme in this thread, then I'm going to make Mechanophile Huey into a thing.

>>123721406
thats a stupid idea.

>>123720850
nice, nice

ocelot makes a big deal out of portioning out kaz's meals for him. he insists on making balanced, nutritional meals and promising that if he sticks with it, he can have one treat of whatever he wants a week. kaz breaks the rules a lot, but ocelot starts to feel a little bad for him and lets him have his weekly reward anyway, scolding him the whole time.

>>123720914
what the hell is that
did you just google fat kaz

>>123721406
thats a smart idea

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>>123721406
Huey's more into ball crushing femdom.

>>123721406
get to work
describe the ways how hooey would try to fuck d-walker and sahelenthropus

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>>123721539
the only thing i searched for was kazuhira miller.
look for yourself.

>>123721406
I would honestly love to branch out into other fetishes, but nothing really sticks like fat kaz does
we could do mechanophile Huey, femdom quiet, bdsm ocelot, or even talk about code talker getting laid for all I care

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>>123721737
hehehehehe

>>123721737
okay I thought that was specifically supposed to be a fat kaz
I know tumblr got in on it just a little but in all honesty I don't like kaz that much so I don't really care to sort through it

All faggots should kill themselves

>>123722173
Then get on it.

>>123704246
>>123704817
>>123705480
>>123705004
>>123705410
>>123705925
>>123706103
>>123706282

This is probably one of the weird cases where not having played the previous entries and not being a fan of the series is the best situation.

That anon will not know the pain of the lackluster story which also has little consequence on the overall canon

>>123722173
Please do

>>123722280
its like hes started to watch a drama tv show from the final season

>>123721539
Ocelot agrees that Kaz can have a donut if he can do ten sit ups, dangling it tantalizingly out of reach. Kaz struggles to do three, but then lies on his back, puffed out, staring hungrily at the donut, motioning with his tongue for Ocelot to feed him. He complies, lowering the sticky treat into his mouth. "Youre such a pig." Ocelot tuts, which in turn makes Kaz feel weird in a wonderful way.

>>123722173
you know there are women in these threads right

>>123721592
There's probably some inconspicuous hole in d-walker that he puts a fleshlight-like implant in (or really any soft lining so it doesnt fuckin hurt) He WISHES he could fuck sahelanthropus but he most likely just sneaks off to wherever its being stored and jerks off whIle kissing/stroking its exterior n shit.. sally's too goddamn big to actually fuck.

>>123722497
lol

>>123722497
lmao

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Have you ever been so respectful of your boss that you let him push you to your death?

YOU HAVE?!?

>>123722497
No way a woman would find a fat neckbeard like Kaz attractive

>>123722962
Ocelot conditioned them well.

>>123723030
I promise you they are though
kaz is incredibly popular on tumblr

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>>123723030
Oh, but he is.

>>123723030
are you implying he is unattractive

>>123723475
Chubby Kaz, though? Or just ripped PW kaz.
>>123723540
Not even slightly

>>123723030
half my motherbase staff do.
they don't like ocelot because they cant always tell what he's thinking and The Boss is... well, the boss

>>123723656
some people like chubby kaz
though he isn't as popular as tpp kaz with decent physique

>>123723956
chubby Kaz is best Kaz

>>123724043
I agree, kaz is best with a little extra meat

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>>123723956
>tpp kaz with decent physique
oh so you mean fanart?

>>123724207
dis nig is my nig

>>123724290
look i like chubby kaz as well but he wasn't like that in PW.

>>123724783
I know bud. You said TPP though. Also where did his watch go from PW?

>>123724958
How many of them are still in the brig? It'll level down your shit until an arbitrary amount of time passes.

>>123724290
I would say in most porn I see he isn't very chubby
it's kind of hard to tell when he's still dressed though

>>123725080
None. I only managed to find five or six hgh enough Ss to displace the ones I already had though.

Things that would be cool for MGO:

1 - more options for radio communication. I don't mean they have to hire voice actors to record more, but I wish I could have more than 8 to choose from at once. The system in mgo2 was good because you could have four different pages of things to say that were organized into categories (attacking, defensive etc.) which meant you could have 16 lines to choose from. Also you used the directional button, so it was harder to choose the wrong one compared to how we have to use the thumb sticks in mgo3.

2 - different gear setups for different maps like in MGO2. I make use of camo, so I'd like to have my woodland camo for Jade Forest, and my desert camo for Red Fortress.

3 - snow map. Hopefully they built snow into the Fox Engine, and that it won't be too difficult to implement a weather type that wasn't in the main game.


and that concludes my personal blog. I'm sure the first two won't happen because nobody else cares about that shit

>>123725254
Okay

Just messing. Cool Ideas, especially the different setups for different maps. How about more unique characters?

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>>123725254
>1 - more options for radio communication.

December patch.

>>123725671
>Still nothing to let them know they're idiots.

Best way to get Fuel Resources?

>>123725548
>How about more unique characters?
I'm guessing they'll roll them out along with map expansions

Which makes me nostalgic for mgo2 maps.

>dat Coppertown Conflict, Virtuous Vista, Winter Warehouse, Tomb of Tubes and Icebound Inferno

>>123725671
Yeah I know but I'm pretty sure that's text only

>>123725915
Skull face sugar run with stealth camo, do a 2 minute heli run of C2W and then repeat. same strategy can be used for every resource including tanks.

>>123722496
kaz makes sure to lick all the sugar off ocelot's gloves and moans the entire time. he thinks he's got it in the bag, he thinks he can get some kind of sexual release from ocelot or at least another donut, but ocelot just demands he does the other seven. kaz more or less gets them done, he's shaking and breathing hard, and after he finally finished his ten, ocelot leaves him laying on the floor without another word.

I have 700,000 goddamn fuel and bio resources
what the fuck can I use them on

>>123726058
a uh... sugar run?

>>123726730
Build a bigass wooden structure and then burn the motherfucker down.

>>123726858
I don't know why the fuck he called it a sugar run, but I'm almost certain he just means running through and nicking everything, with no heed to performance.

>>123726058
I think the war economy has alot more than skull face
and there is a much MUCH better way to farm tanks than that.
side ops with D.walker with his fulton launcher then just speed out of the side op area then load the checkpoint and repeat
the one i farm is that one near lufwa valley, it has 2 of the most expensive tanks and both can be shot at from out of site and its only a few seconds to drive out of the area

>>123726858
>>123727003
Yeah just run through and grab everything while invisible , trigger an extraction by backtracking and then abort to ACC.

>>123727085
War economy has 1 more container of PM but very little common metal, only 1 red container of fuel and no minor metal. It's better for BM but BM isn't hard to get.

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I made this emblem to discourage potential infiltrators to invade my FOB.

do you think it will work?

>>123727498
the emblems load so fucking slow I dont even have time to check them

>>123727498
Best thing you can do to dissuade invasion is have a funny name.

>>123725254
Also I know I'm just listing shit from MGO2 like a fanboy but we should also be able to shoot out light (at least certain lights). Also I liked how if I aimed at a spot and used the "It's the enemy!" phrase, it would put an exclamation point in that spot and mark it on the map. That was helpful.

What equipment/strategy do you go with to do a fob invasion successfully?

>>123727924
crawl on the ground
dont get caught

i havent played mgo in atleast a month
is infilmemer weak as shit now or is it 'balanced'

>>123727924
gud equipment

getting gud strategy

>>123727924
real men go subsistence mode

no back weapon, no items, no throwables, and the cheapest tranq pistol and rifle.

also, if you want to be a real man and have a big dick you have to disable HUD as well.

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>>123728292

>>123728135
I think it seems more balanced. I don't have it on me right now, but I have footage that is a testament to how overpowered the one hit cqc was. Especially if you knew to do the faster CQC punch rather than the throw. In about a minute I'm able to punch out around 10 dudes and fulton them all. It was partially luck but it definitely wouldn't have been possible if I had to choke them all out

What's helpful is not having the cqc icon pop up. Now I don't have to worry about someone getting within a few feet of me when I'm in stealth and having them know I'm there because of their icon popping up.

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What could it mean?

>>123727253
>3 fuel containers next to the end of the runways
>3 bio containers next to them
>3 minor metal containers by the truck
>3 precious metal containers (everyone knows where they are)
>3 common metal containers by the fast travel delivery point

>>123727924
I'm asking do you like tranq and kidnap guards or kill them just go straight fo the goal or what?

>>123728819
the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>123728916
Oh, well, I personally like to _________________git gud_________________

>>123728948
It's been a while since I've seen this meme.

>>123729094
>meme
i have a masters in asian languages and i assure you that's what it says

koji's a weird guy

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What was the point of this character?

>>123729253
memes and nihilism

>>123729253
to look like a sad penis wearing a condom that's too small

i keep getting disconnected from sessions

i havent played a single match

what the fuck is this shit

>>123726574
Knowing his diet isnt going entirely as expected, Kaz avoids the mirrors around motherbase for as long as he can until eventually he can hide no longer, and catches sight of himself in the floorlength mirror hanging in the locker room. He looks huge, maybe twice as wide as ocelot, he thinks. He coasts his one hand up and around his stomach in large circles, trying to remember what it was like for his fingers to meet a toned sixpack instead of this doughy softness. He squeezes and slaps his tummy, almost obsessively playing with his newfound fat, heartrate quickening. His face twists, cursing that he doesn't entirely hate how it feels. In fact it's exiting him.

>>123728135
Wait until the next patch because they're apparently getting nerfed again.

>>123699332
fucking hell shit's atmospheric as fuck

too bad TPP has nonexistent background music

>>123729585
huh what according to what

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>>123729253
Who?

>>123729650
>tfw I play a silent mp3 on loop
Damn right it's got nonexistant background music, and that's just the way I like it.

>>123729650
they should at least make Afghanistan is a big place sound more like background music when i play it.
it just doesn't feel right when i use it

>>123729253
noob filter

especially on revengeance and very hard fuck you meme master

>>123730387
really? boss fights are the easiest parts of hard difficulties
theyre just so damn predictable and theres only one of them

>>123730527
I remember being very pissed at his shitty gay ass smoke bombs surprise 5-hit combos where you have to parry continuously

oh and I meant S-ranking everything, the fights themselves were okay I guess

>>123729676
Could have sworn I saw some Japanese patchnotes saying such, or I'm wrong as fuck.
Looking for it (aside from OP info) but the AM is getting damage scaled down, so that's one indirect nerf.

I wish the water resistant cardboard boxes didn't cost 3100 gmp and 10 bio materials to deploy with
it's not like I'm really strapped for resources, but I really like to have a clean, low deployment cost. even dd usually goes in naked.

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I wish there were more electronic devices in V
especially cameras

>>123729572
kaz starts jacking off when he eats snacks in bed. he doesn't know if he's ever enjoyed it more, and starts fantasizing about having someone there to help him.

>>123731061
whether or not you use it, the game is designed for reflex mode, and reflex mode essentially would render cameras useless. I'm not surprised they're uncommon.

>>123731061
yeah I remember before I more or less memorized camp omega, the cameras would be what tripped me up more than the guards ever did
they seem to have a pretty big range of sight, which was hard to get around in gz, but never an issue when they do show up in tpp

>>123731272
>and reflex mode essentially would render cameras useless
thats just not true
those piece of shits catch me all the time on FOBs

>>123731363
>those piece of shits catch me all the time on FOBs
I hope you're kidding. They're fucking useless on FOBs. I have literally not once ever been spotted by one except in training when it's intentional. This isn't me just saying 'git gud', but seriously anon, the fuck are you doing?

Jesus Christ how long does Lutea take to grow back?

>>123731484
what shitty FOBs have you been invading?
max level ones have those shits scattered all over the place and not even reflex mode can help since they spot you instantly unlike guards

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>>123731143
I'm going to bed, but I'll pick this up tomorrow. I've got no blood left in my head. Best fun. Thanks anon-kun.

>>123731683
>max level ones have those shits scattered all over the place and not even reflex mode can help since they spot you instantly unlike guards
Try crawling. I'm invading level 40+ FOBs by the way.

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>>123731935
>Try crawling
so youre full of shit then
alright

>>123732017
Okay

>>123732017
>hurr why do i get spotted when i stand up
>try crawling
>no im gona keep acting dumb
jesus christ

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>>123732291
when did I ever say I was doing any of that?
your "solution" doesnt do jack shit

and the max level for FOBs is 50 by the way

>>123732378
>your "solution" doesnt do jack shit
does for me
source: 100+ successful infiltrations on level 40+ fobs
none of which have had me been spotted by security cams

does playing with markers still trigger /mgg/?

>>123732638
>not playing the game the way it is intended

>>123732638
>playing with a hud on at all

>>123732638
No, but it still makes you bad.

>>123732851
>playing with a screen

>>123732991
>playing

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>>123732991
>playing

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>>123732851
>turn off hud
>it stays off in MGO

fucking why

>>123732991
>>123733057
>>123733067
Well shitposted, my friends.

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>>123733069
whats wrong anon?
didnt you want to git gud?

>>123733069
>turn off reflex mode
>it stays off in FOBs
god fucking damn it

>>123733157
well it was really annoying when stealth camo was still good

now that it's shit I imagine it's not too much of a hindrance

>>123732638
I -mentioned- D-Dog this morning and literally got flammed by no less than three different people.
Some people definitely are triggered by it.

...I got flammed a lot today lol.

Why won't infinite heaven fucking work anymore, kills my load times

>>123733527
Sometimes I wonder if they're being ironic or not
I wouldn't put this level of autism past /mgg/, but it's just so sad

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>>123733527
please stop acting like you matter as an individual. you are anon. nothing more.

>>123733527
>mentioned
No, you said he was the best buddy, and you got called the scrub you are.

>>123733637
okay

>>123733616
>if they're being ironic or not

I doubt it. This (>>123682076) post is ironic. Most of them aren't anywhere near that obvious.

>>123733797
Hey, you remembered. And that anon said I don't matter as an individual.

>tfw you will never touch DD's paw pads

>>123697392
>Sunny
>Hal
>Drebin

noob to FOB missions here, a couple questions

1) are the highest rank guards always closest to the FOB core? i saw a base with an s+ guard, and with only 3 minutes left on the clock, i found her right next to the FOB core

2) do people know if you invade their FOB successfully? i used reflex mode a couple times, a camera saw a held up guy, and then i destroyed that camera. no combat alerts though, will the person still figure out i stole his S+?


also that s+ i stole isnt in my brig or anywhere in my staff list, does it take a while for staff extracted from online to appear?
plus the one S+ ive been doing free roam with disappeared for no reason
i dont think i got invaded since my intruders list is empty

>>123734719
plus i got insurance

>>123734872
Well, if no one was going to reply before, they probably will now.

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The sweet smell coming from the dulce de leche oozing between the flaky golden crusts was unmistakable. Even from the floor of the Mother Base rec room, his chest heaving and red from an exhausting warm up of four push ups, he could smell the thick sweet caramel as it mixed in with the plastic of the floor mats. Ocelot, standing in the gym doorway, lifted a piece of it from the plate to his mouth, and as he did so a bit of the powder sugar from the top settled on the tip of his nose.

"Is that-"

He took his time, savoring every bite, purring in between chews and swallows.

"Torta Chilena? Yeah, hear it's really popular in San Jose."

"Where did you get it?"

"Made it."

"Can I have some?"

As his fork fell between the seven layers of flaky crust and thick filling, the man just grinned.

"No, you're supposed to be on a diet. Now give me six more sit up soldier."

Shalashaska lives up to his name, he thinks, as he licks his lips and lifts the fork up to his mouth.

>>123734976
that wasnt my line of thinking, nice snark though

>>123735070
okay

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>>123734719
They'll know that you successfully invaded there FOB because you'll be in the intruder list, but they won't be able to retaliate because you didn't trigger a combat alert. Online staff you take will be in the Brig (FOB) in staff management if you didn't already look in that tab.

stream when?

>>123735380
>but they won't be able to retaliate because you didn't trigger a combat alert
That's the only condition?

What notifies defenders of an intruder?

>>123735070
Fuck off, faggot

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>>123735070
>devito is back
good shit as always

>>123735604
Combat Alerts, antitheft devices and IR sensors when tripped will alert the defender and let him invade your FOB in retaliation,

>>123735914
I thought neutralizing staff/ destroying cameras and drones also notified defenders?

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>>123735070
thanks Devito

>>123736056
I don't think they so, but I'm not sure if they do.

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>>123735660

>>123735482
Tonight

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>in before Danny Devito isn't related to Metal Gear when he actually is because Kojima ripped off the premise of the movie Twins