/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

why did you remove the irc details from the op

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>lmfao fuck off
why

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http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609

sounds like someone got dunked on

>>123633528
>>123633550
its the direct cause of this general going to shit

so what's teh deal with this game

how come all y'all still play it

I DID NOT PAY THREE ING THOUSAND DOLLARS

>>123633643
Community made maps and modified servers keeps things fresh

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>>123633775

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>>123633757

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>>123633643
>still play it

um
i do not??

>>123633775
>>123633917

mfw i sheev

https://youtu.be/Di55R4q-en8?t=576

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>>123633643
>>123633884

Anybody still playing tf2 either really enjoys it or can't afford a better game. Quite a lot of people can't afford a better computer, so they're still back here, some people can't stomach paying money for any game, so tf2 is their f2p haven. Some total jackasses actually make money trading and haven't moved on because they're still raking it in.

I don't like dota or cs:go and I certainly don't know their markets. I for one welcome our new steam authenticator overlords.

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someone make this tf2g related

pocketing one soldier is more effective than healing the whole team

>>123634775
>playing pocket
>medic starts healing the scout
>ask him what the fuck is wrong with him
>disconnects
medic mains

how do i make friends if i dont have anything to talk about

>>123634923
blogpost in irc until video games adds you to the list

I was playing engineer and a medic pocketed me I got 9 kill streak with shotgun plus several kills with my minis and I managed to set up a teleporter in the enemy last point on upward

>>123634962
>blogpost
about what
i never do anything interesting

>>123635028
good
you're half way there

>>123635081
i dont get it

>>123635132
Try killing urself lol

Why is everyone in this general so gay?

where da raffles @

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>>123634686

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http://tf2r.com/k58siw5.html

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/TF2GSS2015
is this going on
can i be in it

>>123636371
i thought that this wasn't getting started until december

>>123633620
LOL
as if this place wasn't a circlejerking memehole way before the irc was around

>>123636371
Fuck that

No one plays tf2 anymore, even I don't

I just randomly decided to pop in and see if tf2g has breathed new life or some shit

Nope, worse than dead, and both admins aren't associated with tf2g anymore

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im the boss of this gym

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>"You are all weak, you are all breeders!"

What did he mean by this?

im a breeder

>>123637454
he says ur gay

fag

>>123637415
tfw will never be good enough to impress my tf2g crush

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>>123637454
cool gay agenda fag but it's actually vaginas

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bleeder

>>123637683
the secret is to play all the time and be a huge loser forever

Haven't played in a year, what's the current scrap price of keys? Or a good place to find out the price?

Fuck people who say "4k" or "3k" instead of just saying killstreak. Why do you pieces of shit have to make a new word for everything

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>>123637415
>95 deaths
>silver gargoyle
>only one active domination
>50 ping
>got dominated twice
>only 4 defenses

>>123638550
I just muselk amby'd the heavy then I stabby surfed away.

>>123638550
newfag

>>123638819
>arigato
Fix it

>>123638904
it's not mine

>>123638692
hello reddit

>>123638550
scrim
pocket
solly
bills
bodysnatched
chaincap
clean
collateral
dm
dirty
gz
bombing
lowball
pug
rec
ref
spec
tc
typefrag
blandlands
comms
"destroyed"
lit

did i trigger you?

"lit" triggers me because it's literally the same number of letters as "low" and there was no need to make an extra word for it. Also "low" makes your finger rest on the W button at the end so it's even more efficient to type

as a scout i move frantically to assert my dominance over other scouts

dominate me

>>123640171
*dominates u*

>>123640498
*is dominated#

i get dominated by pocketed heavies too much

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>.<

>>123641107
Pick Demoman

stay safe /tf2g/

i deleted my gargoyle

>>123641162
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/59/Scout_dominationpyr04.wav?t=20100625232700

i ate 2 whole pizzas
am i gonna die
my stomache is trying to kill itself

When can I delete my Gun Mettle coin?

>>123642132
The pizza is aggressive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1lJu8QWQFo

someone ppst sopss voocarooo

>>123644902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wnUj5kHhTE

>>123645209
is sops a negro?

>>123645209
you are not me, tigxr

>>123645293
yes

>>123645209
that is not sops

>>123645293
no

>>123645209
who is that
he sounds very familiar

>>123645580
tiger

>>123645209
post more recordings

>>123646015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EsU1bJYjAv

>>123646015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z1UASjjkIl

post vocawoos
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R5eOg5tsKW

>>123646141
>>123646248
u sux :u

>>123633775
>soldiers
>fun to play against

https://clyp.it/tgogf5xo

Me at work. Clyp.it is better than vocaroo also someone post a raffle

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>>123633775
fixed

if u pist a vocaroo please say who made it ok ty

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How can fighting against any class be fun?

i cant remember the name of this song

>>123647018
hum it on vocaroo

>>123647018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V3zvPZ9Wko
i made this one

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dead game. dead thread. dead key inflation.

i wish i was dead

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>>123649286
dont worry competitive will save us

>>123649342
O.O

Pootis raffle here

Where can I buy keys now?

I tried to use geel9's marketplace.tf. It went about as well as you'd expect:

Delete
>verify card
>input amounts as per the statement descriptor
>"incorrect"
>put them in reverse
>"you're doing that too frequently"

45 / 10 system would use again.

>>123650156
gasol has 44 for sale

>>123650220
I have $30 in limbo now thanks to geel9's bad coding.

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>>123650262

>>123650156
i've had a shitty experience with that shit for website too

>purchase, they take my money from the account, not hold it until the order is complete like they said
>a few hours later it was refunded without an explanation anywhere
>create a ticket, takes nearly 24 hours for a response
>said my card was declined because "i'm suspicious" and i have to do manual verification
>wait a few days for my shit of bank to go through with transaction so i can see values
>complete verification on their website, still not allowed to make any purchases
>waiting over 24 hours for a response to a ticket asking why now
>the money i spent initially has still not returned to my account

if you shitty lazy fucks are reading this stop being so retarded and fix it so i can throw my money on the website you stupid fucks before i call you out on reddit for fucking LITERALLY scamming me right here

im going to play tf2

>>123651221
>EVER using geels site
I'm so sorry.

>>123651502
well i posted and asked several times about it and nobody fucking said anything

won't use this shitty website again

>>123651587
Geel literally cheats raffles on scrap.tf I think.

>unusual raffle
>over 300 people entered
>happens several times
It's bullshit

>>123651221
>not using trusted vendors like me to buy keys
I could have done something like 1.70-1.80 each on paypal

>>123650156
UPDATE:

>Got the keys
>Bought giftwrap from market
>Wrapped gift
>Gift untradeable for 7 days now

I've been really struggling with my depression lately and to be honest this made me break down and cry.

>>123652159
wanna cut together

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>>123652159
stop struggling

>>123652425
>>123652484
depression isn't funny !!!

>>123652532
It's alright. I've heard it all by now. I just needed to tell somebody.

>>123645209
so this is the voice that aida loves

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>>123652159
>be depressed
>play tf2 a lot out of habit
>enjoyment is minimal but it helps block off the crazy thoughts
>barely pubstar skill level even after 3000+ hours clocked
>feel like i want to die when i lose in a particularly humiliating way

depression is fun

>>123652682
my southern cowboy accent would make any women extremely wet

>>123652682
that aint sops you tard
its ~~that~~ pyro main

im not aida

>>123652696
Honestly this is me, too. I have 1200 hours clocked.

The item I gift-wrapped was for my girlfriend, who plays the game with me often. I've been in a rough spot lately and it was part of a number of things I was putting together to apologise for how I've been acting (mostly just not wanting to talk at all).

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you all know the answer

>>123634816
That means the medic wants to roll scout pocket cuz u suck

#123652841
is not aida

>>123652832
oh
well wasn't aida x tigxr a thing

>>123633643
6s is slow quake with acceptable gimmicks/flavor-based weapon limits

Sniper still needs to fucking go, though.

how long do refunds usually take to turn into steam wallet

is human here?

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We're not getting any Batman cosmetics are we?

>>123634316
>making real money trading virtual items
>jackasses
uh huh

i saw human and 26dollar micspam really really shitty music then get dominated last night

>>123660445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NivnBi9byvc
this album is godtier stfu noob

literal gay

>>123638508
www.readthethread.com

>>123661198
check-thetimesta.mp

i thought samiface was a pubber
why is she interested in comp all of a sudden

Starkies cute :x

shark ass?

can i get a link to aidas furafinity page please?

>>123661468
Irreverent. An hours-long unanswered question is still an unanswered question.

>>123665268
add me and i can link you my stuff

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>>123665268
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thuric

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what about that tf2 huh

>>123666224
Who and why.

does the fucking valve fix the hats drop or it's still banned?

can some enginer pottiss an dispencer here? xDXD

>>123667326
I don't think so. I only got one hat drop and that was my Endothermic Exowear

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>>123667594
fuark, the hats drop was a nice thing to keep playing TF2 at least for me, now that's gone is really boring and because of this shit it's now impossible buy crap hats for 1.33 ref

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http://backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561197978508626

>>123651979
Personally I sell for 1.80 on paypal, 1.75 to repeat customers.

>>123666224
WHAT THE FUCK
NO
I WOULDN'T FEEL BAD IF THIS WAS FROM THE RECENT SAXXIES BUT THIS ONE IS FROM THE FIRST SAXXIES

>>123667998
Why are you selling the Original for 1 scrap?

>>123668198
I wonder if the the first saxxies would be Vintage by now

>>123668364
idunno cause other people are

>>123668051
Yeah, it's just that i am not 100% updated with the prices.
Last time i was selling redward basically threw 1.90 each in my face like it was the deal of a lifetime

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>>123667460

>>123666224
I destroyed it out of anger and frustration, I kept getting kicked from server after server for stupid bullshit reasons, so I said "fuck it" I'm tired of letting a game control my emotions.

Every single game for the last few years:
>"What SFM did you make?"
>"I wish I could SFM like you"
I don't even use SFM.

The biggest reason for the anger for me is the fact that Valve has yet to implement matchmaking, I'm pretty goddamn tired of the garbage bullshit of f2p Valve servers and it's too tedious to find good unmodified servers. Seriously the f2p players ruin the game for me.

I had a good run, but 4000+ hours is enough.
I'm going to focus more on my hobbies and gf.

>>123670720
respek mang.
Matchmaking soon

meme weapons allowed

>dreamhack
>"""""""""""""""""respectful""""""""""""""""" event

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>"Burrito!"

What did he mean by this?

>>123671149
direct hit more like direct meme

I wish Valve took out the powers in Mannpower mode and left the hook in because learning to move quickly with the grappling hook is so satisfying

>>123671402
>Speed powerup as Spy
>Disguise as Scout
>Nobody suspects a thing
>Everybody dies

Pretty much the only thing I liked about the powerups.

>>123670720
thanks for the blog update

>>123670720
i doubt you are actually the person

using a random trip doesn't make you authentic

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Post your main and your pubstomping song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH28lfBgR30

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>>123672606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgWa9arWEBU

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>>123669492

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>>123672585

>>123672931
me on the bottom right

>>123673165
>no pic of your post or 4chan

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>everyone always complains about demospam and how braindead it is
>fire a whole bunch of grenades at a point being captured by 4+ people
>one roller hits for 30 damage

i know i'm doing something wrong but fuck if i know what it is

>>123673325
look at the time idiot who else could it be

>>123673165
How many people have added you about destroying your saxxy?

>>123674049
yeah you're right who's gonna impersonate a washed up guy who had to delete his saxxy to get attention

>>123673165
>>123670720
You could have just stopped using it you autistic fuck.
>wahh why are people asking me about this exclusive weapon i chose to equip

>>123671563
>plague powerup
>camp their spawn for 10 minutes touching unsuspecting people and pretending to be as stupid as they are

>>123674346
>Washed up
I'm 21
>Attention
If I want attention I just go the galleries where I exhibit paintings. Being a decent artist in a college town is basically an all-you-can-eat buffet of pussy.

>>123674189
About 15

Bye everyone

>>123676097
>liking girls


eeeeeewwwwwww

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>playing med and 1v1ing roamers and killing them

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>>123678219
>dropping a gunboats fag as any class

http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Killstreak%20Kritzkrieg

PLEASE BUY MY KRITZ

NEED TO BUY VIDEO GAMES

GOD BLESS

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>>123679801

>>123680118
thats not me though im gasol :(

>>123680184
too late

>>123680184
thats the joke dude

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>>123680290
*listens to drake*

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I'm at a standstill.
I hate public servers. They're laggy, have about 4 good players in the whole server and the rest are just unreliable. There is also no teamwork.
However, organized games are even worse. The people there are toxic, there's always that one guy who screws the team up by leaving/not knowing what they're doing and I have nothing but pity for competitive Medic mains.

>Borrow roommate's phone to save on market stuff
>Deactivate it
>Buy some keys from a third party
>Get trade offers
"You have logged in from a new device. In order to protect the items in your inventory, you will be unable to trade from this device for 7 days."

I'm not giving any items though what the fuck are you protecting me from

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>>123672606

>>123680847
tfw too scared to play tf2center

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>>123633775
>soldier
>pyro
>average
>fun to play against

>spy
>shit tier

sick memes bro

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>>123633775
>>123646854
I'm ok with that.

>>123680847
get good

>>123681612
I know that feel

>>123678219
>tfw you unleash the ankle breaker and make bombing retards look like what they are

>>123683250
what

https://tf2center.com/lobbies/572571

>tfw you play gunboats soldier, frag hard and people try to insult you

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>other team has pocketed pubstar gunboats soldier
>I kill him
>taunt

>>123685318
>>taunt
lmao

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>mfw I get crit airshot and taunt

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How do you play demo on a team with roamers and scouts who are not watching the flanks?
I love playing demo but I'm tired of getting flanked by scouts because our scouts are kill hungry

>>123685642
Join my team

https://clyp.it/jw4dklqr

>>123686242
heck no

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ay
we playin on any servers

no i'm watching dreamhack

>>123686242
fucking virus

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>engie spam last point barnblitz
>take out all sentries as demoman without buff or uber
>team doesn't push
>BRs rebuild their sentries up immediately
>we lose

>Your IP address has been blacklisted from entering raffles on Scrap.tf
Fuck you, Geel.

>>123687586
>Team so incompetent we get pushed all the way back to the second point by a single backcapping engie and two shitty spies
I'm starting to hate Barnblitz.

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>>123687986
Did you enter raffles with multi accounts? :^)

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>>123633439
77777

>>123670720
Why not just add the description "I made [title] using [whatever you used]" to it

>>123688764
boypussy wrecker

>>123688764
Patriarchy Smasher

>>123688764
pyro mains

>>123688917
lol

>>123688917
fucking W0W

>>123688917
yeah no, not happening
next 7 gets it

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>>123688075
No, but I do use a VPN because one of my accounts is perm banned. That's probably it.

>>123689335
>Not honoring the roll
What's even the point, then?

>>123688764
Triple H's sledgehammer
description : "Time to play The Game"

>>123689507
how about giving non autistic names

>>123689507
I'm not wasting a name tag on some retards epic for the win meme xd
If you have a problem with that then choose not to fucking roll

>>123689664
>>123689612
Or you could think up your own name instead of asking on /vg/, where you are guaranteed to get nothing but meme rolls.

>>123688764
>>123689335
>>123689612
>>123689664
boypussy wrecker

>>123688764
>>123689664
>>123689612
boypussy wrecker

>>123688764
pyro mains have no skill

>>123688764
Boy Butts~

So what the heck is this game aboot?

>>123689335
I'm an autist who breaks the rules

>>123688764
boypussy wrecker: the second

>>123690389
Killing.

>>123690389
Objectives, but you wouldn't know that from watching the average pub

>>123688764
boypussy wrecker

>>123688764
i <3 wrecking boypussy

>>123690389
http://www.teamfortress.com/catchup/

>>123688764
boypussy status: wrecked

>>123673165
why the hell do you post here, the evil side of the web aka 5ching instead on the fluffy and dreamy reddit????

>>123673165
>login name
ha ha i hacked u
i am amolanous
i am a lesion
i am down but not forgotten
i am the inspector

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>>123691882
>inspector

inspect me

how can an item that is not obtainable anymore be going down on the market by a few dollars? is it because of the sale?

>>123692575
Yeah usually when people are buying things people put a bunch of shit on the market to make a few steambux to buy it.

>>123692575
A gun mettle skin? People are probably trading up for it. If it's anything else, people are probably undercutting themselves in a frenzy to earn a couple of steambux.

>>123692723
ok thanks

>>123692795
nope

its not obtainable at all anymore, its a strange cosmetic from halloween

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>>123690389

>tfw wanna try to get gud but am intimidated by all the +1000hrs people

im some 450 hours shitter. I had around the same hours in an older account, and stopped playing years ago but now I feel like coming back and trying comp..

but then I get into a lobby and the second lowest hours guy has 1300, wtf.

>>123693263
pick scout or pocket and pretend that every player is better than you in a 1v1
as long as you go into battles with your team, you don't have to be that great DM-wise

>>123693263
>caring about hours played

caring about me

hi

>>123693263
i'm a shitter too

>they removed transmogrifiers from the drop table
>my painted haunted heavy bird heads are special now

>just realized this like a month after the event emded

>>123692575
Simple supply and demand. The supply might be limited, but the demand is probably even more limited.

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>using gun boats in mge

>>123696586
>not being able to just click on them with shotgun for 30 damage, completely nullifying any benefit to using them
>saltpost on tf2g, land of casuals instead

>>123696373
Did he died yet?

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>>123696373
>that filename
;_;7
We dumping Web Movies?

>>123696704
>MGE Gunboats user the post

>>123696756
No.

>play dumb game mode not related to the real game
>get upset for using a tactic that doesn't work in the real game

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>mfw playing demo for the first time and actually trying

holy shit this class is easy

>>123697302
It really is. First time I played it I managed to go 10:2.

can I be gud at 100ms ping?
are projectile classes off limits?

>>123697571
yes just play hitscan

you can still play projectile classes, just the higher the ping the more of a noticeable delay

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>Playing PASS Time on the 1 Valve Server that ever has players
>Scout's boring, it's just capping
>Pyro/Engie are boring, you're just goalkeeping.
>Soldier is meh, it's a possibility.
>Holy fuck.
>I'm gonna play HEAVY.
>Start playing heavy, medic shoves his medigun up me bum for a while.
>Medic eventually leaves, I'm still dominating.
>People try to kick me for cheating twice, it fails.
>We win for the most part, but the last round goes to Sudden Death.
>Kill half of the enemy team myself despite using the Gloves of Running Urgently
>Game ends
>K/D is 5/1
>At the very top of the scoreboard by far
Why does everyone in valve servers suck?

>>123697571
You can be good but not the best.
Invite players would destroy IM at 100 ping but NA Invite vs EU Premier is always 3-0 in favor of who doesn't have 150 ping.

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>>123697727
>25 deaths with pocket medic

>>123697727
cmon qt show us who you are

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>>123697851
it's obviously Sena in the picture so it's Sena

>>123697749
what is "IM"

>>123697507
i meant in a lobby

>>123697749
froyo
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rip

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>>123697993
actually it's Miki Miki
>>123697846
He was only there for 1/4 of the game

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>>123697571
Play what you like, we won't judge you unless you're actively shit.

>>123698016
intermediate

>>123698016
Second best Division in NA, Invite being the best

>>123698097
Speaking of best, what is the best team in ESEA now? Will it just be whoever picks up b4nny?

>>123698095
>lobby
lmao
m
a
o

>>123698016
IM (intermediate) is what shitty open players think is good lol

>>123698235
are you invite?

>>123698227
ascent will be the best team
followed by tsu
followed by woodpig
until b4nny gets a team

>>123698227
fuck off saturn

see >>123698235

>>123698353
>implying B4nny would make another team ever

>>123698353
>tsu
only good player there is big brown t b h

so how long until the invasion shit is cheap and I can actually make my science fiction loadouts

>decide to play in a TF2Center lobby for the first time in months
>game crashes upon joining a server
>met with hl2.exe has stopped working faggotry everytime I try to launch

Dafuq

>>123697727
It's not that everyone in valve server sucks, is that heavy is too easy
http://logs.tf/1128044?highlight=76561198024243192

Retarded idea for Sniper change:

Headshots now deal 300 damage regardless of charge.

>>123698190
>0 dominations
>84 deaths
>KDA isn't even 1
How long did you have to stay there

>>123697727
>11 dominations
>25 deaths
I don't know about you, but it seems like you broke rule 1 of what defines a pubstomp.

who is vanski?

>>123705487
>let's make a strong class stronger by allowing him to one hit everything even faster

>>123705487
That's a retarded idea and you should feel ashamed.

>>123705487
what the fuck NO

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>wearing cosmetics
>he doesn't have the vanilla tf2 mod downloaded so faggots who break the artstyle don't exist

>Giving a shit about what other people wear

hats dont break the artstyle you dumb frogposter but i wouldnt expect you to know what artstyle even means

>>123698227
fuck me saturn

>>123698235
never answered my question >>123698347, you're a shitty open player lol

>>123709072
>elliott buttfrustrated that someone is better than him, the post

>>123709176
i'm not elliot

When does the Christmas shit start?

>>123710892
December 25th this year

What if every flamethrower had a unique secondary fire?

>>123711143
Blasphemy then how will we m1+w if it has a secondary function

>>123711143
Would probably be too convoluted and late to make drastic changes like that.
Just wait for the Afterburner to be released.

probed was the best KOTH map

>>123713492
No

>>123713541
only one that has good sightlines and open spaces without giving soldier free reign

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Someone hacked my steam and played on it a bit.

Are these items any good? Thats what he left on my tf2 (my bp was clean before hack anyway)

He/she also gifted me csgo, going to check the items when it finishes downloading

>>123713492
i dont like it :/

nucleus is my favorite to play

>>123713808
Why do they look like shit?

>>123713492
The vertical gameplay was fun, remove the alien gimmick and it's solid.

>>123713808
>Strange Robro
That's like 15 bucks.
The tickets are used to play the PvE mode, Mann versus Machine. Alltogether they could be about 10 bucks on the market if I'm not wrong.

>>123713808
ToD tickets are like a dollar each. Crates are worthless. Not sure what the sticky launcher is worth, and you might get a bit for that strange cosmetic, but don't hold out for it.

>>123713964
Nucleus is too small and cramped, but I love playing backburner pyro or spy on it. The sniper sightlines are too long, though.

>>123713492
My favourite KOTH maps are Viaduct and Harvest.

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>>123714040

That's good to know, I also just checked the history and he went full retard. Too bad I didn't recover earlier.

>>123714106
Yeah i like the cramped feel, I mostly play atomizer / winger scout on it since you can get around all the different levels so fast.

>>123714223
So wait, he stole your steam account and was actually using it for actual trading and shit instead of dumping it immediately?

>>123713964
nucleus is alright with a good team but most of the time it's just flankers flanking flankers and everybody waiting to respawn, because nobody in TF2 plays defense

>>123714330

Seems like it. So strange that I literally had a dozen regular weapons before the hack. Anyway I can check that I'm connected to his bank account or anything?

>>123714106
>Nucleus is too small and cramped
>...
>The sniper sightlines are too long, though
I mean, I understand you, but still.

>>123714223
Hey, CS:GO stuff is always in demand. Good job, dude.

>>123714508
>Anyway I can check that I'm connected to his bank account or anything?
Go to home > account, under money info it says "The following payment methods are currently associated with your account."

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>>123714508
>if its connected you can literally fuck with the person hacking your account

>>123714542
Sorry, that does seem weird. But a sniper standing just outside spawn can see clear across the entire map, and most importantly, across the point. Yet it's also a very tight map due to the circular design. Backburning tunnel vision snipers is one of my favourite things to do on that map.

>>123714841
want to know how i know you're a moron?

>>123714508
Wanna buy my SCM garbage? I'm poor.

>>123714917
Is it because morons can detect their own kind nearby?

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>>123714674

Nope, disconnected. I looked up the purchasing history as a whole. This is really fucking weird. Why would someone dump thousands of dollars on a hacked account?

>If I recovered on the 4th or 5th

>>123715019
nope it's because you think "haha xd bank account" means he would totally be allowed to commit fraud and break the law

you're a fucking idiot and i bet you're englo

>>123715395
Well you are new? He can trade stuff to other accounts or the credit card can be one stolen from someone. Also, the market ask's you for additional verification if you do a certain number of transactions on it.

>>123715395
Scammer moving goods through an account that isn't his, probably.

AFTERBURNER:
+50% afterburn duration
+10% damage per burning enemy
-25% damage
On kill: Doubles afterburn damage and halves remaining afterburn time on all burning enemies (this effect stacks)

SHARPENED VOLCANO FRAGMENT:
On hit: Target is "engulfed" in flames
-20% damage penalty
(Engulfed enemies cannot be extinguished by health-kits or medibeams, and afterburn immunity is ignored)

>>123716243
>That volcano fragment change
It needs "no random critical hits" to be truly balanced.

The last update made my game into slide show.

I went from having it at high settings and stable FPS to having it lock up every two seconds with the sound getting repeated, making it sound like someone stuck my testicles into a blender with some silverware.

Pls help.

>>123716243
Maybe if we made the volcano fragment to put in fire his mates(for a short time) can be usefull and this of course >>123716718

> You have entered 5,077 raffles in total and won 21 items from 18 raffles.
I don't even know why I bother.

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>friend tells me how he barely has time for video games anymore
>check his profile
>79.5 hours past 2 weeks

Going F2P was one of the biggest mistakes ever made in TF2 desu.

I'm so tired of having to play with fucking retards who have absolutely no idea about teamwork.

Fuck off and die.

>>123718294
Lobbies.

>>123718270
Are you sure he isn't just leaving a game idling in the background while he does other shit?

>>123718390
I live in Australia. Lobbies are almost a no-go. If I can even get one together, the players are so toxic they rival the League of Legends low-priority queues.

I play this game as a goddamn escape from reality and I spend my time dying to the stupidest fucking shit because I can't just fuck everything up solo.

FUCK.

>>123718494
Why not play in pubs with friends?

>>123718494
Maybe you should just take a break. Chill and go play something else for a while.

>>123718617
Most of my friends are just twat fucks that want to top the scoreboard for max frags. That's great when it's a steamroll but that isn't really fun for the other team. When it's a fair fight, you need a bit of teamwork but they don't give a shit.

I need new friends.

>>123718663
I don't really have anything else to play. I'm on a Mac, so that removes like 75% of the pool of potential games. I play WoW, but it's in content drought at the moment and I'm bored of tanking the same raids over and over again. CS:GO is a bit too fast for me.

>>123698190
what the fuck is this

>>123718795
Your typical Valve pub?

>>123718790
I actually went through all the trouble of installing WoW the other day and still haven't done anything beyond making my character. Plenty of games have Mac support these days, though.

>>123719163
Plenty of games do, but none that I'm really interested in long-term I don't think. I've sunk quite a bit of money into TF2: Unusuals, stranges, killstreakers, etc.

It's just a break for a bit. Or you could just cash out if it's really that bad.

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>5 seconds from winning
>get auto balanced

>>123719820
>playing as medic on winning team
>gets auto balanced
>now other team is winning
Plz nerf medic

>>123719986
>Upward
>20 seconds left on the clock
>Team still hasn't capped the first point
>Go med
>Round goes into overtime
>Pocket whoever the fuck is rushing out of spawn
>Just barely make it to the cart
>Fucking roll the entire RED team in a heroic push to first
>Go on to win the entire match
I still can't believe we won.

>>123719820
>>123719986
>>123720162
i get really triggered by people talking about pubs as if they mean anything

>>123720234
Look at this Comp scrub thinking hes tough shit