DORF kills sabetha edition
Old Thread: >>123491438
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>wtf is this f2p shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
http://gw2timer.com/?mode=Tile&int_setAlarm=2
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
Hourly reminder Foxymittens tries to catfish men and have them support her with money irl! Also he's transgender
>>123608150
>>123608154
wtf does this even mean?
>>123607898
>Are you seriously e/rping on the thread? Why haven't you been demoted and kicked yet? Serious question what the fuck are you doing? You're a leader of a guild.
DON'T PICK ON OUR BEST FRIEND HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS HERE YOU DORF SHITTER
First for one dorf member beating the raid with a pug then posting like it's dorf!
>>123608150
>>123608150
>>123608150
>I'm a new/returning player, what is this guild called HOPE everyone posts about?
HOPE is the NA /vg/ guild, we are Raid/PvE/PvP oriented with a 0% rep policy, so server doesn't matter to us.
if you are interested whisper;
Drosera Korruptia, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Boon Dispenser
the EU information is correct in the OP
>>123608524
>pug
nah, you'd need an organized group to get up to and beat sabetha. Unless pugs are better than HOPE TOP FUCKING KEK
>>123608291
takes one to know one,bru
I have pretty lewd ele and mesmer. Which one is better in this patch and why?
>>123608581
Sorry, wrong pasta!!
>I'm a new/returning player, what is this guild called DORF everyone posts about?
DORF is the NA /vg/ guild, we are Raid/PvE/PvP oriented with a 0% rep policy, so server doesn't matter to us.
if you are interested whisper;
Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
the EU information is correct in the OP
Post your science men and women
>>123608872
jesus christ lol, not even a screenshot of DORF's guild panel?
I want to pat Fluusi with my wurm trendrils...
>>123609092
and embarrass themselves? wont be happening until edarkness stops spending all his money on liquor and starts putting it into the game
>>123609092
mad as fuck
>>123609092
I'm sure korrli isnt in game right now!
>Guild drama for days
>DORF/HOPE leader cybers right on the general
>Actual discussion drowned out by drama
>Rate this x am I y?
The game is so good, too... but this is garbage
>>123608679
Who?
>>123609370
>adds to the drama instead of doing something about it
>>123609370
HOPE could just accept that DORF is better than them at raids, but that would hurt their precious egos
>>123609479
better than them at everything*
>>123609393
>who?
you wouldn't have asked if you didn't know who i'm talking about
>>123608581
>>123608872
thanks for providing a picture, I wanted to join HOPE so this made it easier, I watched the threads for a week now
it honestly looks like all DORF does is shitpost about how bad HOPE is and cant step off their pedestal, even if they are good players in game all these weird shitposting tactics just leave a sour taste in my mouth
>>123609781
You're already in HOPE, friend.
>Shitpost tactics
>>123609927
I'm not mad, why would I be fucking mad about some ERPfag falling for Korrli's trap and joining HOPE, DORF is better off that way
>>123610097
You're not me.
>>123609927
>>>/trash/ take memes with you.
>>123609259
Who told you that edarkness drinks a lot? People arent suppose to know that
Was the name Korrpi taken?
is this gen about gw2 or?
>>123610470
It is about the 2 /na/ vg guilds we have. neither of them can accept the other as a "north american" guild so they fight and shitpost all day constantly. Mostly started by drosera though
*opens up a tear in the time space continuum and then jabs the wurm with a dagger laced in muscle relaxant venom. As the wurm relaxes he pulls Korrli out of it's maw and then kicks the wurm into the void, closing the tear in time space continuum quickly after*
Don't mess with me... Or my femsura friends...
My advice as a HOPE member is to ignore any talk of guilds in this thread. Unless you're in clique in either of the guilds it's impossible to tell who's shitposting towards who so don't bother. It's all a giant shitpost meta and it's all retarded bullshit.
Hello.
>>123610576
>Mostly started by drosera though
I'm genuinely curious as to why this guy hasn't been kicked out yet? Is he blackmailing someone?
Is nobody capable of laying the smack down?
>>123610393
I don't think I checked when I was choosing, a lot of names were taken
>>123610630
thanks!! my hero!
>>123611115
literally what have I done?
>>123610665
Too bad there's nothing in this thread other than this
I want actual game to be discussed not how many times drosera kukd edarkness or maybe it was vice versa who fucking cares
>>123611115
Drosera licks the ass of raziel who is the real guild leader, he is just second or even third in command behind ruseman. He is absolutely pathetic with no friends outside of this general thats why he posts here so much hahaha hes real sad
>>123609370
Live and let die.
>>123611115
He will always cry
"I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!!"
Absolutely pathetic. No wonder Edarkness left to start a better guild
>>123610630
*scREEEEEEEEEEEEE!! its barbed tongue coiled and contorted as it lost its grip, slithering its length between Korrli's supple thighs as it was ripped away between dimensions. floating in the ether under the influence of venoms, it snapped and whipped its tongue in vengeful delight, the synapses within its memetic pseudo-cortex firing off a final thought: "In the end, it was I that stole the final pat."
>>123611481
I legit laughed at this sequence
>>123608581
Daily reminder not to join HOPE. Daily reminder that HOPE isn't a /gw2g/ guild anymore
Daily reminder that all HOPE/avatarfags/tripfags/ratposters/catposters/ERPers/FHD are the shitposters/cancer of this general
Do your job against this tripfagging shitposter, report him!
Rate please. Changed the headgear and the dyes for a theme.
>>123611884
generic, not unique, lame.
1/10.
>>123610817
>Playing Skyhammer.
As if you needed any more of a reason to prove DORF was retarded.
>>123608150
>>123608872
Daily reminder not to join DORF.
Daily reminder that DORF is full of normalfags that don't post here and the few that do are the shitposters/cancer of this general
Do your job against these shitposters, report them!
>>123612076
>having this shitty opinion in something that's RNG related.
Even with 1 vote towards SH, that's still a ~10% chance.
Dont forgot that we only have access to unranked atm, faggot ;]
>>123611987
So this was better, then?
These thread get weirder and shitter for passing anons everyday.
>>123611178
>literally what have I done?
>i WILL find my waifu
>avatarfagging
>Trip code for no real reason besides what may have been one of your friends in anon begging you to adopt one so you can be "filtered"
>Thread roleplay bullshit
>Disgusting Erp talk in a GW2 thread
>what are you listening to today anons????
>>123612143
>>123611734
>>123608291
Daily reminder not to post daily reminders.
Daily reminder that daily reminder posters are the shitposters/cancer of this general
Do your job against these shitposters, report them! and me!
>>123611178
Kor has the cutest ears!
>>123612265
HOPEfag degenerates and their shitposts plague this thread every day.
so i mean, what can we do. it's not like every single cliquefag will tripfag for us so we can filter.
>>123610817
>Only showing the top of the window
I bet like 3 guys on the red team disconnected, and yet the remaining 2 managed to get 138 points. How bad are you guys?
>"Where's Edark?" Venomblade demanded. "Any of you guys know Edark?"
>One of the krewe members came over.
>"Edark is over in map chat," he said. "He caught a little shit the other night."
>"That right?" Toxinshank said, "Edark got kicked? He hurt bad?"
>"Not bad enough," the krewe member said, laughing. "He'll be back in ten days. Just some stuff in the logs."
>"He's real lucky," another one said. "Same round got him killed a guy."
>"Yeah," someone said. "Dros got killed." he wasn't really talking to us, but to the krewe, who knew it already. "Remember Dros?" Everyone nodded.
>"Wow, Dros," he said. "Dros was all fixed to get out of HOPE. He's ERPin' thirty times a day, that fuckin' guy, and they's all set to give him a medical. And out."
>"That's no shit," the other one said. "Thirty times a day. DisGUSting, man. That sombitch had come all over his pants, that fuckin' Dros. He was waitin' outside to see the commander about gettin' sent home, and the commander comes out to find him an' he's just sittin there ERPin'. Then he gets blown away the night before."
>"Well," Banebrand said quietly to the group, "see what happens when you ERP?"
>>123612743
you forgot your trip dros
The only thing that bothers me in this thread is when the two guilds try and say one is better than the other then they both go on an autistic spasm for posts without end. It's just as fucking bad as the caturday postings.
>>123612860
DORF is better though for real
>>123612306
none of those things except avatarfagging is rulebreaking
>>123612860
The best part is it's pretty much all anon posting, so who the fuck knows if it's actually one of the guild members. The same pictures get posted enough that I bet everyone in gw2g probably has them saved at this point.
>>123613028
>what have i done
kek
we already know Dorf ad spam is from you and your cliquefags.
>>123610817
Why would you post this?
I've been in pug groups that got higher scores than this against premasters.
Well done for winning, but if you think this is noteworthy, I feel sorry for you son.
>>123613097
Dude.
Members post screen caps of guild chat and fan the flames of drama here.
>>123611734
>HOPE isn't a /gw2g/ guild
Fuck off shitposter
I get why people hate HOPE
i use hope gchat as an irc of sorts while my normie guild is asleep. What i don't get is why Edark and his army of drones constantly shits up this space. Sure, you can say its hope false flagging but ive met dorf members in game and they are fucking trash, A different breed of trash than hope, but still trash.
>>123613278
Oh yeah, I totally agree. I just meant that the anon posting on top of all that doesn't help at all.
>>123613239
yea everyone posted it, even comfyanon, a whole shitton got deleted like 3 threads back
>Had both two DORF members and the rest of us in HOPE in a CoE party earlier this week on my way to Dungeon Master.
Why can't we all just get along?
>>123613352
>>123613387
typical hopefag defense force shitpost.
>>123613519
Mainly because of edarkness, jugg, and reign samefagging and starting shit
>>123613494
Hey, can you give me the names of every single one of your characters? I need it for good reasons.
You guys are fags post your charr.
>free crack 3 is out
>people STILL shitting up the thread
Uhhhhh, dotards?
g....w....2?
the hentai games general is more on topic than you cukoos.
Yo can I get an invite to decaf dwarves
IGN: chromeria
>>123613758
>>123613758
GO SQUAT AND BREAK WIND INTO A SWEETFX FILTER YOU FLAMING FURRY
>>123613758
>>123613984
Voldemort
>>123613564
>thinking DORFfags start shit.
Nice try hopefag, already known that Dros' and his clique samefag shitpost guild drama.
>>123614041
*giggles on skype*
>>123614041
>dorffags don't start shit
How incredibly delusional are you?
>>123613758
I don't have a Charr, only 9 human females.
>>123613758
>>123614132
Take your mental gymnastics and shove it, hopeshit.
>>123614617
It's not mental gymnastics to assume that nearly everyone who visits 4chan shitposts at some point. Most are simply smart enough to do it anonymously.
>>123614617
God, you're legitimately brain-damaged, I'm so sorry.
former wowfag here. came back to my game recently but i'm having a hard time reconecting, and i've been wanting to give guild wars a try for quite a few years now. figured you guys could give me some minor directions
is the pvp fun?
will i have content to do alone?
how populated are the servers?
is there ganking?
how gear dependent is the pve? i hear pvp scales you but i have no details
thanks in advance
(reposting since thread died as soon as i arrived, sorry)
>>328847
>>328847
>>328847
NEW THREAD
>>328847
>>328847
>>328847
>>123615309
>>>/trash/328847
>>>/trash/328847
>>>/trash/328847
>>123614013
ok.
it's almost caturday :o
>>123615447
>BEING THIS MAD
>>123615475
smelly.
like your attitude.
Can't wait for GvG release so you guys can seal the deal once and for all and stop spamming the general with your stupid epenis war
H-hey guys can't we all just c-cool off and take a naptogether?
HOPE is literally a turd
>>123615291
man this place is worse than wowg what the fuck
i'll look elsewhere
>>123616037
what the FUCK did you say about my guild??
I can NOT believe THIS
>>123616242
not one of those hearty turds but those turds where your stomache hurts and it is just chunks of wet smelly turds
that's HOPE
>>123616242
this is what makes you mad? none of the other posts calling HOPE shit? Just this one?
>>123615871
stronghold will never be accepted as a proper gvg format
>>123616242
kick
>>123615552
Typical hoepfag shitpost.
>>123615871
Nope. Only ArenaNet can decide not to keep features that widely popular and well-liked in their previous game and not port it over.
>>123615964
>>>/trash/329030
>>123616037
>>>/trash/329030
>>123616229
>>>/trash/329030
>>123616534
>>>/trash/329030
>>123616714
with that amount of autism in your post. I wouldn't be surprised if you're Dylan or venomblade.
hopefags are so pathetic lmao.
hoephags getting TOLD
dorffags getting OLD
FUN getting COLD?
>>123615291
Yes
Yes
Full by design excluding wvw desert borders
No excluding wvw
Not really, exotics are enough for most content, which you can get on the cheap
PvP doesn't use gear, only builds
Which is better/more fun, chrono or tempest?
>>123617412
chrono.
>>123615871
>one guild beats another in PvP to end the shitposting once and for all
>looser whines 'Just a minigame' Bullshit. 'Were still better at pushing 1 at retard A.I. mobs'
>shitposting continues.
You know it
>>123615291
>is the pvp fun?
It saw better days, the elite specs make it very unfair if you don't have HoT and even if you do, there are a couple that are way stronger than the rest of them in pvp.
But again, fun is subjective, you may find something that make you have a blast in there, somewhere.
>will i have content to do alone?
Nowadays most content is designed to be done in parties/large groups. There is stuff to do alone though if you feel like lone wolfing.
>how populated are the servers?
Check the server lists, there is a fair bit of servers full/near full, and all of them are active in wvw, but wvw is in a pretty bad spot right now.
>is there ganking?
there's roaming for wvw, and +1ing fo spvp if that's your question
>how gear dependent is the pve? i hear pvp scales you but i have no details
You can do all content in the game in exotics, even raids.
Gear has 0 effect in sPvP.
>>123616229
Use your filter.
*giggles on skype*
>>123617530
DORF thinks its a guild *giggles on skype*
>>123617784
anons think its actually dorf shitposting about dorf
*giggles on skype*
give me the cute femsuras
>>123617945
*giggles on skype*
>>123617945
We don't have those anymore, BUT: we have a Boppsi if that's okay.
>>123617945
*giggles on skype*
>>123615291
The mechanics of PvP are good but Anet has fuck all knowledge of how to make game types interesting.
IF you are alone, PvP is a struggle, most of the PvE game is easy enough to solo
Not really, only in WvW if your unlucky, and even then if a 50 man zerg chased you down they wasted their time and its a small win for you.
Decent gear is fairly cheap. Only the top top stuff is expensive to get.
Finally have 60 tomes again. What class should I tome up to 80 and mess around before I park her next to the flax farm?
I'm currently mostly playing a Rev since HoT, but used to play mainly Ele and Engi. I also have a mesmerslut at 80 as well. I'm mostly a WvWfag, but been enjoying our very limited raid content as of late.
Daily reminder not to join HOPE. Daily reminder that HOPE isn't a /gw2g/ guild anymore
Daily reminder that all HOPE/avatarfags/tripfags/ratposters/catposters/ERPers/FHD are the shitposters/cancer of this general
Do your job against this tripfagging shitposter, report him!
>>123615291
If you like WvW solo/roaming, then I would advise playing something that's annoying as fuck to catch/kill. Only terrible desperate zergs will go after you. Most commanders worth their salt will just let you go, and let random pubbies try to catch you.
>>123618135
*gets keked on skype*
>>123618120
yeah post ryan
>>123618120
NO
I DON'T WANT THAT ONE
>>123618405
Oh. Well, is Dark Boppsi okay? We have that in stock.
I miss my previous general already.
*giggles on discord*
A man who has a broken foot or broken hand, or a hunchback or a dwarf, or one who has a defect in his eye or eczema or scabs or crushed testicles. No man among the descendants of Aaron the priest who has a defect is to come near to offer the LORD'S offerings by fire; since he has a defect, he shall not come near to offer the food of his God.… Leviticus 21:20
>I'm a new/returning player, what is this guild called DORF everyone posts about?
E-mail me in game and we can discuss potential options for you and your friends.
-Edarkness
>>123618767
britney spears hamster and the pedokeks
http://strawpoll.me/6119348
http://strawpoll.me/6119348
http://strawpoll.me/6119348
http://strawpoll.me/6119348
any raiding guilds accepting CV applications for raiding? i tanked twice for VG successfully
>>123619313
>no bluesura
Shit poll, do it over.
>>123619425
stop forcing yourself noob
>>123619313
who are these rats? can someone translate this meme code?
>>123619313
>no protector bunni
good, keep her pure
>>123618727
badass
>>123619580
>implying bluesura isn't the only redeeming goddess in a krewe of basic rats
>>123619678
>Charmyn
>Boppsi
>Keggin
>Korrli
>Effie
>Reignofpain
>Calsi and Lani
>urmomlol
Are there people who actually think burnserkers being the absolute top possible DPS is the result of some sort of exploit or bug? I keep seeing them referred to as being illegitimately good.
*giggles the wiggles on skype*
Post lineup
Fluusi keep your meme squad under control.
>>123620313
>>123619313
>charmyn
>>123619952
I don't know who half of these rats are
Don't make polls if you don't have images
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
2 tone pleb
>>123619313
Who is animu?
>>123620683
>>123620451
why make so many characters if all of them are going to look like trash?
EDARKINESSSSSSS
Any of you cu cks in need of a bullvari?
>>328847
>>328847
>>328847
>>328847
>>328847
>>123611481
i just finished watching 2001, a space odyssey (for the first time) and in the post-film haze this is both oddly nefarious yet also funny.
>>123621126
>bullvari
>mvari snapping his dick off inside a real pussy
>ow mom fix it
>mom?
>>123620861
aren't looks subjective? I like how they are, though some still need armor
and the more characters I have the more money I make from parking them somewhere, at least 5+ are parked in the LA jumping puzzle while I store up Silver Doubloons
while the rest are parked at iron and plat nodes for a deldrimor a day, and the rest are on flax seed
>>123612263
that's a good look, anon!
>>123613494
that comfyanon wasn't me, someone (about a week ago) decided to start shitposting using my (now redundant) trip.
>>123618767
kill bunself
>ab meta event
>1 min left on the clock
>south manages to clutch
>east somehow fails
Literally how?
/gw2g/, what do you think a good character looks like? What makes a character good looking to you? Not just sliders, also talking about armor and dyes.
>>123622086
3 tone+ armor with a general theme to it
>>123622086
It needs to be memorable for one reason or another. No more, no less.
>>123622141
3tone+ dyes, mixmatching armor sets and a general theme to it*
>>123622195
basically this, apart from all the other subjective nuances.
>>123622262
is this 3tone or am I a retard
>>123619313
>animu
Could be anyone, all rats look like anime.
Charr mesmer with wings looks funny as fuck
>>123622907
That's only red and black, mate.
>>123622925
>Not knowing Lime has a stuttering lesbian rat slut.
>>123622907
3 tone but it doesnt look good
>>123623128
wtf cinders doesn't count? or any of the browns/darker blacks I use? I guess I do just use two tones
what about this trapcharr or is she only black and yellow?
Post meme player's skype, steam names, etc.
>>123623334
hey! she is handicapped, she can't help how her prosthetic limbs look they were made with function not form in mind
>>123623440
dont roleplay me you retard she looks like fucking shit
>>123623440
That's such a fucking stupid reason.
>>>/trash/328847
>>123621493
People left from east to south.
i have photos of squatfu, should i post them?he's a disgusting neckbeard just like you would imagine
>>123624195
Yes.
Whisper me jeff vann
>>123624195
No.
>>123624195
I talked to squatfu a couple times he sounded like that, his voice was all fucked up
>>123624195
POST THEM!
i remember when someone posted pics of ancora
looked like a kid off digimon
>>123624792
l m a o
>>123624792
I have pictures of every single shitposter/thread personality. Even the old MERC people and shit
just say the word my man
video games
I haven't played in a while, what should I go for as a warrior now? I used to run an Axe and a Shield, and in PvP I used to do that whole shout -bow gimmick thing
>>123624890
I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS ANCORA
I CHOOSE YOU AGUMON
>>123624890
Squatfag I need to know if he looks as much a faggot as he sounds.
>>123624890
post dros
>>123624890
Edarkness
>>123624890
>>123625085
if he has more than my chin I know who it is
>>123625002
he is just as cute and gay as you'd think he is, no neckbeard or anything
>>123625085
he's been posted recently you should still remember it
>>123625191
the mysterious enigma edarkness remains unknown
>>123623337
wait isn't that a light armour charr? what kind of light armour classes use traps?
>>123625296
any rats?
>>123625492
:3c rexxxie she doesnt use traps.. she is one herself
>>123625296
>cute
I sincerely doubt that considering the fucker is a total neet autist furfag who shitposts his ugly c@s all day.
>>123625509
Most of the asura players look distant and hopeless, it's pretty ironic, considering.
They are kind of cute, just wish autism didn't speak sometimes
>>123625296
what do i look like??
>>123625589
w-what... :o
>>123625670
which rats? boppsi? flunkky? keggin?
>>123625658
i'm a total neet autist furfag who shitposts all day and i'm cute, anon...
>>123625772
I have pictures of Boppsi but I'm not gonna post them, this is another poster btw.
>>123625772
All of those, coincidentally. They're all adorable.
>>123625726
That depends on which picture of you I'd be describing, rexx. You're a qt sometimes and others you look like a homeless aussie, pic related (its you in a spoon)
>>123625658
it may be hard to wrap your head around but he's actually a cutie
>>123625975
>Talked to Rexxxie a couple times
>He was one of the only sensible ones.
POST BOPPSI
>>123625975
fair enough. that was a fun time.
>>123626212
NO POST BLUESURA
>>123625726
yea she tricks and traps people into thinking she is a girl but really she is aboy
>>123625975
How do you get these?
Notice how dorf and edarkness stop posting in the thread and it turned to literal shit
>>123626261
wtf... what a naughty charr...
It's still futasura friday
>>123626293
I'm friends with every shitposter in the thread, something I've noticed is that they are all actually not neckbeard NEETs like you'd think, most if not all of them work and keep themselves looking nice.
>>123626365
>turned to
>>123626442
Just start posting all you got senpai
>>123626442Even effie?
>>123626553
Is that even possible?
>>123626442
Name them
the pillowsura better be buff for extra support
>>123626549
>>123626553
>>123626775
>>123626872
Can you guess who this is?
>>123627035
Give us some cryptic hint.
>>123627035
Its effie
Effiestop posting you have no friends and you're the most autistic one of them all
>>123627035
depending on if
>Even the old MERC people and shit
was a false flag, I only have a few guesses
How do you get XP faster? Do Fractals give XP?
I'm sitting at 19 Masteries, they're going to like 2m per branch now and I'm becoming fed up. Tarir is stale, Tangled Depths KEEPS FAILING IN SECONDS, Dragon's Stand never gets anyone, Verdant is Foreverial Combatized.
>>123627203
This is a Keggin post.
Have you visited your friend Tizlak lately?
>>123627035
The person I know with a blackmail folder isn't on skype right now.
>>123627430
>the DECEASED folder
>>123627385
aww, you're adorable
>>123627245
This is effie i can confirm
>>123627589
*static from walkie talkie*
DELETE EVERYTHING, THEY KNOW
*static*
>>123627589
Zero connection.
>>123627858
I can confirm that's jugg
>>123627858
>Effie can't breath when around fur
He's actually suicidal
>>123627858
>catspam either has the downs or fetal alcohol syndrome
Appropriate.
>>123626442
post me post me
>>123628276
I'm not going to post non-shitposters awena, I doubt I have any real pictures of you anyway.
>>123627945
>>123628172
kek
>>123628367
>post non-shitposters awena
this is some sort of oxymoron right?
>>123627858
post me
>>123627858
post edarkness
>>123624931
Anyone?
tfw Dylan punches your cervix
>>123628631
>warrior shield
Why?
The basic non elite warrior is GS.
>>123628631
reroll
tfw your waifu is out there somewhere, and you cant wait to duo stuff with her
>>123628478
shitter never killed Gerent
Hey guys, person who was posting the images here, jugg saw that I posted a picture of him and deleted my posts and banned me, posting from separate IP
thanks for telling on me
>>123628858
that thing looks shitty
>>123627430
>no actual reply to this one
I think this guy's into something.
>>123628974
Jugg is a mod here?
>>123628974
You mad homo?
t. venomblade
>>123629045
he has infinite IPs through burgerking and mcdolands, he probably spammed report on his post
>>123629045
He likes to spread rumors that he is, so he doesn't get reported as much for the catspam.
>>123628367
Whaaaat. I am a huge shitposter. I don't do it here anymore sure but still...
As of 8 minutes ago, it's officially caturday in America
Fucking babyface rats
>>123629146
Even if he didn't, that sort of post is reportable since it could be seen as doxxing.
If anon does have a big pile of irl pics there are probably a bunch of people with a vested interest in reporting.
That said the original poster could've just deleted them themselves.
tfw Vae will never be your baby daddy
>>123629254
Catspam shitposts on Sunday morning NA to avoid the mods now.
jugg you are a poorfag furry loser, rejected from every part of society, even 4chan's
vae wailing like a femsura in heat as his insides are scraped apart by mindfags big fat barb
>>123622086
Attractive color scheme that uses at least three different colors (without two of the colors being black and white), mix and match armor that consists of only 2 or fewer pieces from the same set while, weapons that complement the armor/color scheme. Appropriate or no backpiece.
>>123629591
a furry loser with downs
>>123628974
post everyone you have pictures of, just the names
>trying to get back into the game
>looking through inventory
>shit
>shit
>shit
>Holographic Dragon Wing Cover
>huh, what's that
>check on AH
>119g
>mfw worth 10x all the gold I have on my person and I don't even know where it came from
>>123630000
>>123629413
SHUT UP!!!!
>>123630301
Calm down Gae fucking nerd.
coolsquad
>>123630624
It was a party for rats, and you all fucked it up. Nice job.
>>123630683
sorry but it was a party for quaggans
>>123630276
believe it came out the first christmas event as a random drop
or maybe it was dragon bash
>>123630383
holy shit barb squad turn it off already
*unsheaths belindas greatsword*
dont make me use this
>>123630904
>unsheaths
s-stop you'll make me cum
>>123630683
>a party for rats
>in HOPE
There's your problem. Rats are for fucking, not for partying.
>>123631016
*swings his greatsword across your face*
/kneel down
tfw you will never be Drosera's waifu
>>123631293
Phew! One less thing to worry about.
another for the collection
>>123631701
That shit fucking quality. Poorfag toaster user confirmed.
i want to cum inside biochemist rikki
>>123631961
NO
i'm going to marry biochemist rikki
>>123631293
why not..
>>123631701
post more of 10/10 salad wife
my cock
>>123632040
I'mmarried IRL
>>123632417
oh thats an good reason! I know I couldnt ERP and be waifus with people while I was dating IRL
Hey, hoping someone can clear up some of my confusion.
I remember before crafting the exalted armour myself, my character is still wearing it. However when I go in my crafting I only seem to be able to make the masquerade rare stuff and don't seem to be able to find exalted armour there anymore despite still having 400 crafting in tailoring. Am I missing something obvious?
>>123632546
>an good reason
dros... are you sleepy :o? u may need to get comfy in bed soon...
>>123632728
yea a little bit.. I'll catch some ZzZz's soon just wish the beds were more comfy and not like rocks desu senpai
>>123632891
Looking pretty dusty too. Probably full of bugs.
>>123632891
jeez louise, do you have max eye sliders? they're huge
biochemist rikki
biochemist rikki
biochemist rikki
if i bully you some more, will you marry me?
>>123633000
they might be close to max.. it's been awhile since I've seen her sliders
>>123633552
You must be a real hit with the ladies.
>>123634798
SIMBA? WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MANE
*fires gun*
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A CHARRPOSTER
>>123634931
omg... this was a delicious meme :3
>>123634931
I worry about you Drosera.
>>123634798
Every time someone posts something like this, it's another confirmation that charr looked a hell of a lot better when they stood up straight.
How often do character slots go on sale? Do they usually go on sale for Christmas?
Nice meme we got here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpZm4c5gss8
>>123635520
I'm not entirely convinced, but I wouldn't be opposed to the optionYou know all the furries would TMK that shit as soon as it landed though
>tfw no musky mcharr taint to snuffle
>>123635520
You're a furry.
I didn't mean to break it to you like that, but it's clear.
Wtf is that thing in the sky? Halo?
>>123637886
yeah
the next dragon is the master chief gone evil
the new class will be commando with their special skill *teleports behind u*
>>123638207
Revenant already has that skill
>>123635520
Necks a bit overlong on the GW2 charr, but yeah. Would've probably been easier to design gear for that body too.
What do fhds smell like?
>>123638576
Definitely not like roses. That's salads.
>>123638667
like butthole
>>123638394
the arbitar and rytlock have to team up to kill the master chef
little did i know gw2 is actually a dress-up game
>>123637640
>>123637773
It has less to do with furryness (furriness?) and more to do with when something is standing upright like there's a hell of a lot less texture stretching and clipping. Especially when it comes to trenchcoats and skirts (be they plate skirts for heavies or the robe-bottoms on nearly all light armor).
>>123626442
We were once friends, but not anymore. Now I just shitpost just to shitpost.
Not even in a /vg/ guild atm. yet I've represented both HOPE and DORF, just to b8 other shitposters.
>>123640116
literally who lol go away no one cares
>>123640338
>indoors a toasty norn home
>statue has icicles on it
H O W
O
W
>>123608150
Grats on the Sabetha kill, DORF!
-T FUN member
Fun fight
>>123640338
wow nice internet girlfriend dros you're really cool dude keep me posted!!
>>123640338
>tfw still floating in space with only the taste of Korrli's thighsweat on my throat-barbs to keep me sane...
>>123640505
she's not even there... this was a really old screenshot..
I'm just traveling along my path now until I see her again
>>123640581
oh my!
>>123640647
haha nice dude its a good thing everyone in this thread is your friend its good to have someone to talk to once in a while right? haha just us girls here.. hehe you better post some more erp screens or else the degenerate scum who give a shit will probably off themselves what a shame that would be lol!
see you next post dros cant wait for it im sitting here waiting hurry up!!
tfw 3 minutes since drosera posted a blog update holy fuck im going to blow my brains out without knowing what that little scamp is up to sigh this is what its like to not have a life lol well whatever guess ill just sit here and wait to see the next post
>>123640737
>>123640825
lay off the petrol bara
>>123640825
why try and bait cliquefags/hope defense forcefags.
We already know Drosera and clique have pathetic lives. No need to rub it in.
>>123640857
>>123640939
guys lol! this is serious I like drosera too what the fucking chances right? lol remember that last post of his that was some legendary shit fuck me cant wait for the next one its gonna be great and worth the wait haha sitting here reading the thread monitoring these blog updates because ive got no life, nothing to live for, and everyone hates me but thats besides the point because atleast dros here can keep me posted on his rat erp bullshit right guys
fuck it feels good to be a worthless sack of laundry just like the rest of you guys mmm breath it in lads we're all gonna die of diabetes i can already feel my toes going numb haha
when do you think that next erp screen is coming in cant wait to see it already got my dick out and everything jesus i care so much
>>123640825
Relax dog, we're cool. It's just us girls, right? c:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7Z9SLoq64
>getting the final few mastery tiers
>these XP grinds
Holy shit this is the worst, what do you guys do for XP?
>>123641128
CoF 1 and grind DS/AB metas after daily adventures.
>drosera probably went to bed and wont even see how much I miss him
just kidding he doesnt fucking sleep lol what are the odds of that shit kek kek
>>123641082
typical hopefag shitpost.
>>123640737
>>123640825
>>123641082
>>123641251
>>123641265
pls don't bully Drosera
instead of shitposting and namedropping, post rats
>>123642613
that's also shitposting, but by all means
>>123642613
>complains about shitposting
>shitposts anyways.
p a r t o f t h e p r o b l e m
gae barb inspector
in addition to shitposting and namedropping, postsneks
>>123642686
>>123642690
Rats are the best content this game has received since 2012
>>123643034
you r@cliquefags are worse than furfags
>>123643034
>pocket bookah
What will those floozies think up next?
>>123643034
At least you're doing the authorities a favor by gathering up all in one place you filthy pedophiles.
>>123643034
>every rat is big except one
lel
>>123643073
there are no cliques when it comes to rats friend
>>123643034
i love femsuras
>>123643384
When did they release GW2 on the PS2?
>>123643371
the thicker the rat the fatter the ears
>>123643371
please do not bully the limesura
>>123643034
Please let me claim a rat?
Just played through an Auric Basin cycle for the first time. I actually had fun.
>>123644014
try to guess which ones are taken first
>>123643529
that's PS1 fyi
>>123644412
Oh my bad. Some of the earlier PS2 titles were pretty bad, so I just kinda assumed.
>>123644412
no it's not, it has way too many triangles for ps1 though the textures are from that era
>hope right now
I don't into pvp and just like to screw around. Is HOPE fairly chill in game?
>>123645723
Yes.
>>123645723
No.
>>123645921
Yes.
>>123645723
Perhaps.
>>123645953
Oooh, might just go with the mystery answer here.
>>123645723
most of the time
Does HOPE have any new rats?
>>123646139
already filled them with my bookah batter mate
>>123646175
I don't understand why you think that's a problem for me?
hello
>>123646401
shut the FUCK up
>>123646292
I claimed them already
why dont we just take HOPE, and push it to reddit where they belong
>>123646401
>comfy anon will never leave a suicide letter only for it to be filtered by everyone and no one caring
I hope you're having a cute and comfy time, anons.
If im Jp how bad would it be for me to play NA?
>>123646604
I was, but after looking at the TMK options for femsura, now I'm just stressed at the sheer number of possibilities I'll have to go through to make the perfect spooky cute asura
>>123646798
Probably not bad. If you can understand English enough to follow basic instructions, then you shouldn't have a problem. Doing the big meta events and dungeons/fractals is where you need to communicate with others and coordinate well. If you just wanna run around in the open world, you shouldn't need much English.
>>123646604
>>123647134
what the hell is this
>>123647321
Rowan aka Rexxxie aka Comfyanon
>>123647134
Is that alexandrea a girl?
>>123648208
Hell if I know, you should ask the autismo man himself.
>>123648372
But if I ask he would stalk me too, do not want
I hear comfyanon... I hate comfyanon!
How do you make red silvary look good
>>123650638Why are caturdays happening on Sundays now?Why are caturdays still happening?
>>123650750
is this a real skritt
>>123647134
>"PLZ RESPOND" - the chat
What a well balanced young man.
>>123647134
rexxie is one meme of a man
>>123640338
Vesermir, art that thou?
I want to be the warmest rat. Thick and devoted.
>>123653671
Post pic or at least describe
>>123653671
>warmest rat
I could arrange that
>Thick
Actually never mind
>>123653810
Bedroom eyes kappa
>>123653830
What's that supposed to mean?
>>123654437
>Bedroom eyes kappa
Very good, very very good. Post pics or describe more please
>tfw no Master to drag me around town and rape me in dark allies
>tfw no Master to force me to dress up like the little FHD slut I am so he can show me off at to everyone
>tfw no Master to then take me up in a room at the pub with his friends and let them use me all night
>tfw no Master to take me out adventuring to only bring me so I can be his cum rag
>tfw no Master to beat me when I fuck up getting up to a vista
>tfw no Master to make my little FHD self sore
>tfw no Master to tug me around by a collar and leash
sigh.
>>123654872
I don't think I trust you.
>be idling in DR last night
>probably the ugliest msalad starts getting creepy and whispering about marrying me and how I'm super cute
Is this normal?
>>123656260
Calm down proud papa, your porn addiction is flaring up again.
Maybe you should check out >>>/hc/ , fap a bit and come back when you're all cooled off. Okay?
Maybe get some therapy after...
>>123657086I'm a girl irl btw, so you can take your own advice and calm down
>>123657169
Alright now, there's no need to start lying on the internet papa.
I have a bunch of exotic "(PvP)" gear cluttering up my inventory that doesn't seem to have any stats or be equipable. What do I do with it? Is there somewhere to store them so they don't take up the entire bank?
Hey remember when these threads were good
>>123657513
TY
>>123657579
Delete them. They are just skins at this point, PvP gear was phased out.
ERP with venomblade
En ratte
>>123658280
You back?
>>123657689
>if they were black they could join CZ
Every time.
>>123658378
I am not who you think I am, but as for the person I think you're thinking about, I think they're still holidaying.
>>123658461
I wish I had more vintage stuff saved.
>Joined both DORF and HOPE a little bit ago
Both groups are full of faggots who are genuinely not good at this game and say senpai constantly
>>123659303
FUN member detected senpai
>>123659303
Typical DORF shit post trying to make HOPE look as bad as them as its impossible to look worse than DORF
>>123659303
desu DORF doesn't know what senpai is senpai
where can i find some barb
>>123659882
Stfu jugg
Okay, time to make a Revenant!
>sick of the charr starter zones
>sylvari is LOOK HOW COOL TRAHEARNE IS right from the start as opposed to halfway for everyone else
>being a rat
>norn are just bigger humans
>sick of nolan north's circus boner
Never fuckin' mind. This game needs a new race or some shit.
What
>>123663383
>not being a rat
>>123663487
RIP graphics card
>>123663383
just make a charr its the best choice faggot
>>123663601
I already made 4 and I'm sick of 'everything is either ghosts or charr incompetence and usually both' zones.
>>123663545
That was my inferral, nice obervsation Anon.
>want to make female human mage
>girlfriend thinks im a disgusting freak for playing a hot female character
what do
>>123663873
Lose the girlfriend obviously, if she's projecting her insecurities on you for playing a desirable character, then she's clearly fucked in the head.
>>123663873
make the character look like her.
That way you can justify it to her, and when you eventually break up, you'll have a memento to torment you.
>>123663873
Mock her for being envious at a computer charcter because it's hotter than her
>>123663873
let her make a male character to get even.
She'll think you'll feel just as insecure about his look as she does. Little does she know, you're not a faggot. (or are you?)
>>123663873
Well, you don't /have/ to dress your character up in total slut armor. You can play a female character and dress them reasonably.
On one hand, there is something a tad creepy about guys who use the "If I'm gonna stare at the backside of a character all day, it might as well be a hot girl!" line, like I know it's meant as a joke but that insinuation that a guy should be titillated at all times is honestly sort of weird.
On the other hand, what >>123664025 said.
>>123664090
You're a genius and a madman.
Thick charr dicks
>>123663873
I hate to break it to you anon, but her belief that you're a disgusting freak has nothing to do with your vidya character.
What is venomblade ingame name
http://strawpoll.me/6124122
>>123668809
Poisonsword
Dungdagger
Poopshank
Toxindirk
Shitsabre
Fecalfalchion
Scatspatha
>>123670769
>he doesn't bully her and do lewd things to her body while she sleeps
>>123660658jeff vann
>>123668809
Absolution
Innocence
Dota
Avina venomblade
Tylenol overdose
Chromeria
Krasus
Tag shai
T. Knower
>>123671412
Ofc not, I need to throw her out of window to get more room for my femcharr gf.
the last mission of HoT is literally the worst fucking piece of content they have ever put in the game
4 times now im having to restart because of bugs. twice now rifts spawned outside the map and twice the wind gusts did not launch me in the air during the ground pulse, and both times were on the last 1/3rd
the fight itself isnt even close to difficult. its just 10 fucking minutes long and is tedious as shit. what the fuck was Anet thinking
>>123675974
So is the last mission.of the main game. What did you expect?
>>123676065
I did victory or death within 3 weeks of it releasing It was nowhere NEAR the bad
>>123675974
>tfw I've done that mission like 7+ times now just for free Viper gear + a leystone box
>only ever had the rifts bug out on one attempt
>and even then I had a duplicate rift open on part of the ground that wasn't missing
This is what it must be like to be a playtester or something. I can't figure out what it is that everyone else is doing to trigger this fuckup that ruins the fight when I coast through thoroughly enjoying the mission.Aside from Canach/Caithe anyways. Why was the Eir fight kind of fun but both the salad fights really fucking annoying and very anti-melee?
>>123608150
killed vale guardian first time today. i've been trying ever since it came out with various guild groups with comms and all that.
it was in a pug with no voice comms and on the fourth attempt. took less than an hour with all the formation time included
>>123675974
my jimmies were just rustled that they didn't even have an actual dragon. i want a repeat of the zhaitan fight as much as the next guy (= not at all) but they could've at least shown a big ass dragon earlier which you then fight a smaller manifestation of
>>123677270
Have you not been to Dragon's Stand anon? The dragon you seek is there.
>>123677270
Mouth of Mordremoth is the giant dragon fight. It's a lot bigger than Zhaitan too considering we don't know how long it actually is.
>>123677497
>>123677270
>>123677506
yeah I really feel like dragon's stand was supposed to be like the penultimate story step, but then they made it non-mandatory for casual convenience.
>>123677497
>>123677506
>>123677713
i literally have no idea what you're talking about lol
>>123677085
if it's like i've been experiencing then the pugs probably have more experience.
if you're just putting together a random guild group then you probably have 2-3 people who haven't done the encounter and only popped in because you're advertising for it
>>123677751
then do dragon's stand. It has an actual dragon.
>>123677858
yeah everyone knew every mechanic first time. we wiped the first time at 40%, walked straight back in no words spoken, second ready check, wiped again at 30%, walked straight back in no words spoken, and killed it with 15 seconds to spare. was pretty crazy how quick it was
>>123677713
Nah, I feel they did it so they could have a big ass battle with a dragon and tons of players without removing the personal part of the person story, so they also had the player fuck up Mind-mordy.
>>123677751
Go do the fourth map, Dragon's Stand.
>>123678335
yeah whatever their thought process was, I think it worked out for the better. Gameplay wise, I mean.
It's just that 90% of people propably beat mind-mordremoth before snek mordremoth, which story-wise is kinda reverse.
>>123678543
Eh technically it probably happened at the same time.
Also shashoo is cute
>>123678543
lore-wise it occurred simultaneously, but lore-wise the commander of the pact was at both places at once so eh
>>123678739
You know, I wonder if there can be multiple commanders. I can imagine there be only one marshall but multiple commanders is not out of the stretch no?
first for knight's phalanx strength warrior for open world content
Hey vg, as someone whos hoping to get into raids seriously, what are the best classes for each thing?
Whats best dps?
Im hearing revs are the new meta but are warriors too? Or something else entirely
Whats best condi? Im told engie has this crown but necro has plague spread and ele cam do both well.
Best tank? I assumed guard or even necro but folks are running with engies?
Best healer? Again, ive heard that ranger druid is the go to but people are preffering to use eles sometimes?
>>123679158
The answer to this question is going to be pretty damn long and I am pretty lazy, so I am going to half ass it.
Don't worry too much about which class does the most what, generally a raid comp involves the following.
Healer, Might generator, Fury generator, Alacrity, the rest is dps or taken as situation fits.
Healer can be druid or auratempest
Might is PS warrior or Rev
Fury is generally Rev due to how easy it is
Alacrity has to be Chronomancer
The rest can be whatever. Burnzerker currently blow all other classes out of the water in terms of dps due to an exploit. If you ignore that I believe tempest currently has the highest dps, followed by condi engie, but condi necro may be more practical since engie requires the target to stay still.
Tank wise is currently tank Chrono>Necro>Whatever
>>123679158
it honestly seems like almost any class can tank.
for healer people seem to take druid & ele, possibly rev
best condi is burnzerker, next best is engi. there may as well not be any other condi.
>>123679158
DPS:
-Flat DMG: so many classes can do flat damage that it doesn't even really matter. ele is the king of glass though, but they get downed a lot which can be annoying.
-Condi:
sinister engineer and condition berserker are currently the two most sought-after condition classes. necro is kind of a condition utility with their epidemic. i think they're used for gorseval fight. i also believe REAPER condition is vastly superior to basic necro condition and they can actually hold their own on condition output as reapers, even if being a little second-tier
-Offensive Support
every group needs 2 might bots. that can be either a Shared Empowerment herald of a PS warrior. PS warrior has banners which boost dps further, but heralds got some of their utility herald stuff too so it's kinda just pick whichever you want. you can have 2 PS warr, 2 SE herald, or 1 of each i believe.
TANK:
-I had a group with an Invigorating Precision daredevil who tanked and the group never wiped because of him dying, although we did because of him mispositioning sometimes. Lots of classes can tank. It's just about whether you KNOW THE FIGHT. if you don't know the fight inside and out, don't try to tank it. watch a guide on youtube at least. that's literally the most important prereq for being a tank. the other is that you have higher toughness than anyone else in your group. that doesn't mean you should have 4,000 toughness. it means if the second highest toughness in your group is 1300, you have 1500. you should be trying to maximize your own DPS as well as positioning the boss, not just dicking around auto attacking the boss while you get healed. TLDR pretty much anything can tank, i've had a guardian tank, a dragonhunter tank, a chronomancer tank, a daredevil tank, and a herald tank so far
cont...
>>123680783
HEALER:
imo a god-tier druid healer is the best healer in the game. it's hard to play it though. tempest healer can just shout and heal everyone in their shout radius with their poverty heals, but druid is a lot more clutch but with a lot more potential to heal. i've yet to have a healing guardian
>>123679784
what exploit makes burnzerker good?
>>123681230
You can overlay scorched earth and stack very high amount of burning.
Even without the exploit burnzerker does an incredibly amount of damage though, so even if they nerf that I don't think people will stop using it unless burning itself is nerfed.
>>123681559
uh how is that an exploit?
>>123681953
Because is not suppose to double hit, for some reason the squares are treated separately instead of just be one area.
>>123682313
ahh i thought you mean they could use it twice at the same spot, not stacking it like the FGS trail
All I want is a Heavy Armor class that uses double daggers. I just want to be a Pit Fighter. Also Spears and Tridents being underwater-only is terrible design.
>>123657689
>if they were black like me they could join [CZ], but those whities would be caught if they went through our skype interview.
There's a /vg/ guild for black people?
post bluesura
POST BOPPSI
>>123682313
If it wasn't supposed to double/triple/quadruple hit anet would have just made it into one long square instead of 5. Face it, warriors are supposed to be overpowered, just like they've always been.
>>123682313
Are there other abilities with multiple areas that won't hit twice if you sit in two of them? I can't think of any and I'm not sure why people think it shouldn't work this way.
>>123684042
Are you fucking serious?
Warriors haven't been overpowered in PvP in fucking forever. Burnzerker is only viable in PvE. They're literally bottom tier right now.
>>123677713
I wish ANet would've made the Mouth of Mordremoth meta the last story step--it's so much more cinematic and awesome than what we got. Not to say that the last story instance is all bad: its got some interesting mechanics, but at the end of it, I felt kinda "meh" about it. I did the MoM right after, tho, and enjoyed it immensely.
>>123684286
>minigamer
>>123684357
I liked the small mordremoth fight, it was aright.
It just felt a bit rushed and didn't carry the impact it should've had, but
>MMO story
,I guess.
Personally, I would've preferred it to be a much more mind-bendy, trippy dream adventure instead of trying to be a "challenging boss".
they canceled any black friday sales and instead give us a shitty free booster, literally the lowest thing they can give from the gemshop.
and people call you ungrateful if you complain
>>123684286
>le burnzerker meme
Only has a niche role in Raids.
You're supposed to run zerkzerker, which is far from bottom tier.
The Erp clique had a great time raiding last night
Gor at 4%!
>>123685327
Get good, DORF killed sabetha already
>>123683818
>>123684040
>tfw the best meme rat is the one that posts the least
kill me
memes? rats?
>>123685048
i love flat berserker but if you're a flat berserker in a raid you're probably gonna have to be phalanx strength as well which kinda gimps your numbers
>>123686178
NA is up, it's just shitposting by ameritards
I LOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEMMMEEES!!!1
>>123685459
The HOPE a team killed sabetha like Tuesday dumbass
>>123686376
yeah and we killed it last week, calm down shitter
>>123686286
>have to be phalanx strength as well which kinda gimps your numbers
Hardly.
Due to Empowered and Empower Allies, your DPS with STR/TAC/Zerk is almost at par with STR/Arms/Zerk.
should I craft a viper set for my condi warrior or my condi engie?
Somalia waking up, prepare for shitposting
>>123686691
warrior, it has higher deeps than engi atm, plus a tankier class
>>123687024
Another question then, will condi warrior get nerfed in the near future?
>>123686691
Engi will stay useful after the meme build dies.
But the meme is more fun, and so is Mallyx rev.
>>123687128
I doubt it, unless they decide to nerf the entire burning condition burnzerker will stay stronk.
i want a meme rat
Is there any hope of a Ventari Revenant to be useful in anything or will it forever be forgotten by Anet?
post bullvari
>>123686686
you're still doing less dps than if someone else was running PS and you're on arms
>>123687725
i've heard good things about ventari revenant in raids. it's not faceroll though, so if you're a bad healer you're probably going to make your team wipe
>>123687742
>mom?
>mom wake up
>>123657689
>its just one person Ancora
omg my sides
>>123657689
I made this
There is more free gemstore stuff
1 charge and a MF booster
>>123688509
thank you, is there more?
>>123657689
>I miss the old hope
>QUICK HE'S SAYING SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE
I miss the old HOPE, too.
>>123686471
No you didn't, somebody from your guild (one of your officers) said you finally got it last night you fucking liar
>>123689171
shut up or i will cum inside you
>>123689171
Then he must have been in a different group, because we killed it last week (though we killed her again yesterday night) as well.
Good thing we dont have any clique so we can just remove the problem players from our group without there being some whiney bitches about it like HOPE
maybe if you guys had a spine you couldve done it before any tutorial videos came out :)
>>123688801
Nah, anything I did have (which isnt much) is gone
Also, you are breaking your rules Dros. Those people are in your guild and you are trying to make me shitpost more about them? Again you break your own guilds rules
>>123686691
you need to figure out how much viper you actually need. you can already get a ton +burning without viper so you don't want a full set
>>123689693
thats OC and funny, if you were posting like logs or something then I could see your point about me rulebreaking, maybe I am missing context since I only saw bits and pieces of the thread back then
where's fluusi?
>>123690328
>it's funny
I know it isn't to the three in the picture.
>>123690482
>I know it isn't to the three in the picture.
the truth hurts, maybe they should grow some thicker skin
I am kind of tempted to make another comic strip aimed at current HOPE but I know it wouldnt be as funny.
>>123690482
pussies
>>123690984
What would it even be about outside of rampant waifuing, memes, rats and the exodus, and dwarf?
>>123690785
>>123691258
>>123691258
>It's ok to shitpost about people as long as I dont like them
Granted, I am the one who made the picture. It's kind of sad that I am the person standing up for them while their own guild shits on them
>>123691673
>rats and the exodus
what?
>>123691673
The clique, bad leadership and DORF obviously
>>123686686
>STR/TAC/Zerk is almost at par with STR/Arms/Zerk
No it's not. And even str/arms/zerk is far behind burnserker
>>123691727
If you're not friends with the right people, you are an open target.
>>123692025
We've already established that Burnzerker is good in raids. That's not what the discussion is about.
Also, Burnzerker is just absolute shite in open world PvE, as the burst damage of Zerkzerker is simply miles ahead.
>>123692338
>oh please dont shitpost about me on an anonymous imageboard for a deadgame
>>123692481
Drosera you can put back on your trip, you being caught breaking your own rules isn't something new
>>123692627
the dude could literally do anything here and will be exempt.
>>123692437
>Also, Burnzerker is just absolute shite in open world PvE, as the burst damage of Zerkzerker is simply miles ahead.
Both are bad builds for open world PvE. GS sword/warhorn str/arms/disc is the open world running build and it has nothing to do with damage output.
>>123692740
isn't he the janitor
>>123692843
no he mows lawns
>>123692883
mows lawns by day, mows down posts he doesn't like at night!
I miss when hope had cute rats
>>123693289
I miss when this general had cute nornfus
>>123693608
I miss Marielx and The Original 4chan Boys.
I miss enigma
>>123692770
>str/arms/disc
>disc
No. It's Zerk. Get your shit together.
I miss you
Is this HOPES guildforum?
>>123693823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZQAuaeCtiM
>>123693823I miss you too, pookie
>>123694112
>scroll over
>see anime
>ignore it
>>123694223
Good call.
>>123694169I miss you more pookie pie
who is poopie?
best guild
>>123694523
DORF killed sebetha confirmed
>>123694523
Stop FUNposting
>>123694609
No shit, it was already confirmed >>123608150
HOPE killed sabetha too.
>>123694523
Truly the best guild in existence.
grampa /gw2g/ tell me about keggin
>>123694523
>>123694678
Remember when DORF is full of "normies" and have killed for raid bosses than HOPE, while DORF is predominately a PvP guild? GET FUCKED HAHAHA
>>123695438
literally who?
>>123694523
Who can I whisper to get into DORF?
Is there some sort of application?
I've never been much of a raider but I would love to get into raiding with a competent raiding team.
>>123695438
>>123694523
>literally borrowed FUN's raid team
lel
>>123695438
He is a frog-faced msura engineer. He was lovingly impregnated by Shiilo and laid an eggin.
>>123695605
n e w
>>123695438
keggin is a kek
>>123695702
I think that's EU's raiding team mate. DORF is on NA.
>>123695702
Whisper/write your letter of application to Mo Zing Miko.
If it's not obvious that you're a decent player, you will have to solo Lupi for your initiation.
>>123695751
a frog egg???
>>123695702
he's trolling. the EU guild is the one that raids
>>123695837
That's perfect because I'm also on EU. Who do I contact to get into EU DORF?
>>123695926
Legend says that a femsura hatched from Keggin's egg.
>>123693675
You dont have 100% swiftness uptime so you might as well pick discipline for 25% passive movespeed
>>123695702
>>123695897
im EU, i soloed lupi prebuff, frac 100, and have a full asc zerk herald, will that be good enough for my CV to send to DORF?
>>123695971
DORF is not on EU, the team in that picture is FUN and you can find who to message in the OP.
Revenant and Herald useless in Hot
I have tryed all kinda gears and builds. Ranged and melee. Always i try do hero points with party champ aggro me(any gears) and only follow me i got swiftness impossible to kite. I tryed tank with soldier gears champ still kill me like instally.
I have played Guardian and Dragon Hunter with no problem.
the warmest meme rat
the thickest meme rat
>>123695897
Well I have cleared Fractals up to level 42 and I have 60 Agony Resistance so would that be enough to show you that I'm a competent player?
I don't think I would want to do Lupi solo because that would take like 2 hours and I'm not sure I could surivive even though I'm using tanky gear. Would it be enogh if I can show you that I can do the wisps in the swamp Fractal instead?
>>123695897
pls dont
>>123696327
stop spreading lies you shitlord
the lewdest meme rat
>>123696289
>>123696494
Yeah, probably.
Just whipser Mo Zing Miko and ask him what he thinks.
new to the game just opened this waifu, how rare is she?
the softest meme rat
I like NA FUN. It's nice and dead.
>>123696452
>>123696484
>>123696660
>>123696809
Which one for each of these
>>123696705
Somewhat. Can't you try to sell her on the TP and see how much she's worth?
I haven't checked in a while, but I think the Southsun Kasmeer is the valuable one (the one of her in nothing but a bikini).
>>123696392
Nice copy paste.
>>123696883
people are selling her for 3 gold, whats considered to be a good cash stack in this game?
>>123696667
Ba Zin Ga
>>123697170
that three gold multiplied by 1000
Is incest between femsuras ok if it involves lab results?
I am the warmest, thickest, softest and lewdest meme rat.
I am The Rat Queen!
>>123697806
damn son im barely rocking 9 gold, got a long way to go
>>123698197
!
not for long, watch your back or I will usurp you
>>123690482my apologies to Ruseman, Surb, and Ancora then, I assumed it was just jokes and memes
>>123698456
>katana longer than the rat holding it
>usurping anything
yea ok pipsqueak
>>123698456
nice name drops.
>>123698456
>katana rat
HEH
>>123698456
effie
>>123698423
he's meme'ing. i rarely go over 100 gold unless i'm saving for something
>>123698456
effie
>>123698456
effie
>>123683335
Get out whitey this ain't your hood.
I found it
>>123699143
>the rat queen is a meme character
perfect for a meme race to be honest family
>>123699143
I think that's just a desperately lonely Kek, but you've done your part.
>>123699143
Looks like Voldo.
>>123698456
effie.
>>123700080
the fartsniffer
>>123698456
effie
>>123700179
the fart sniffer
>>123700179
>>123700080
>>123699063
>>123698861
Ryan, can you slice and dice these shitposts up for us like you did before?
>>123698802
Does anyone here actually use stuff like sweetfx or is it just some kinda meme?
>>123700635
They do. Whisper Jeff Vann
>>123700635
If you do use it, make sure you only download it from a dodgy youtube link, not any official source.
>>123700426
>implying boppsi is a mod
>>123700915
You don't need to be a mod if you have a fedora and a trench coat (:
>>123700426
i got this.....
hidden technique of the 9 necromancers!
HIIIIIYA!!!!!!
>>123701182
nothin personell effie.... hehe
>>123701182
epic :^)
>>123700635
Posting mine in comparison to the original game
>>123701182
Cool rats don't look at explosions?
>>123701182
Show me your best squat, kid.
>>123701971
>>123702203
What about character models
>>123701971
>>123702203
does this affect your performance
im running on a laptop 660m and an i7-3610qm on medium and want it to look better without a performance hit
>>123700635
I made a simple GemFX preset to make the game a tiny bit more colorful because I always thought the base game was too grey-ish which killed the mood in some areas like jungles or deserts.
Pic related is with my preset.
>>123702418
lol
>>123703221
And this is base game.
>>123702670
>>123702796
SFX doesnt lower fps as far as I know, I'm not sure about the other programs though.
>>123702504
>>123704458
Your form is weak.
>>123700635
ReShade master race. Polished and doesn't give that cheesy look that SweetFX has, you know, the filter that makes it look so obvious you're using SweetFX.
>>123705331
hurts my eyes just looking at it
>>123705542
You can turn down the saturation, sorry about your babby eyes though.
>>123703627
can you link me legit SFX and ur options for it?
>>123705642
enjoy looking at a saturated turd
>>123706120
Enjoy gray dusty butthole.
The jungle itself is way more vibrant with this, when colors can actually pop instead of looking like a red to green gradient.
>>123706070
Are you running on the 32bit or 64bit client
>>123707164
>tfw no waifu
>tfw generals have slowed down to a crawl despite raids coming out
is GW2 dying?
>>123707432
I don't know that feel.
>>123707596
people are playing the damn game
>>123706070
>>123706497
Well if you're not sure, if you have downloaded the game and just played then you're using 32bit. 64bit is something you have to download from the official website as a beta
http://www.guru3d.com/files-details/sweetfx-shader-suite-download.html first link on google, scroll down a bit and you'll find the downloads
Copy the following files to the bin subdirectory:
d3d9.dll , dxgi.dll and injector.ini
All other files go into the main GW2 Directory
Edit the sweetfx settings and replace everything in it with http://pastebin.com/sK6m521G
that's all. if you're not sure it worked you can just press scroll lock to turn it off and on ingame. If you're using the 64 bit version I haven't found a way to make it work.
>>123707596
there is very little to actually talk about in this game
>>123706319
>muh popping colors
What does a femsura's womb feel like?
>>123707596
>actual content comes out
>surprised people aren't on 4chan
???
So im not up to date currently with gw2.
How is the general community taking raids. I hear is a little challenging, how is the general populace taking that? Generally when something doesnt die when pushing 1 people tend to complain.
>>123708651
There's some complaints from shitters, but it's been taken pretty well from everyone else. Everyone I've run with takes well to the try-die-try again pattern of learning things, and even seem only encouraged when we wipe if it means we got to a new phase or w/e.
>>123708279
like heaven
>>123708279
Ask one of the fister sisters
>>123708651
i killed it with a pug with no comms on 3rd attempt after weeks of trying with guild groups. it's a L2P and gear thing
>>123708994
who is the fister sisters?
>>123709134
>two thick kappa mesmer sluts sworn to the church, that use their femsura claws for debaucherous fisting when their temple's service ends at dusk
i don't know who they are but now I'm really turned on
How do I dodge in this game? The starter area seems to be really hard and challenging. I keep dying to the moa bird animals.
When is the best time to buy gems with gold? Do prices fluctuate throughout the day/week?
>>123709931
you click on the two yellow bars above your healthbar friend :D
>>123710081
best time is usually long before a big holiday
anet usually releases gemshop stuff every tuesday. so around now is probably a good time.
If anet does a black friday sort of gemshop sale then prices are going to shoot up
>>123710081
Google gw2 spidy gems
>>123708651
Shitters in guild being entitled fucks and calling the actual good members elitist cliquers for not carrying everyone in the guild the first week.
Other than that, the raid is fantastic so far, can't wait for the next raid wing.
Is it possible to tank through vale enrage? Isn't it just.a damage boost? Can't you kite it?
Mainly asking to sate curiosity.
>>123710736
gb2skype
>>123711126
be pls wife
>>123711147
I think it's like an 80% damage increase, so eventually you will go down.
>>123711205
Silly anon, I don't use Skype.
>>123711313
*giggles with you on skype*
>>123711495
thnx c:
>>123711495
>>123711608
*cums in you on skype*
Why is this game so hard!?
>>123712463
THIS GAME IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS
YOU HAVE TO JUMP THROUGH A BUNCH OF FUCKING HOOPS JUST TO PLAY THE GODDAMN NIGGER
I READ A BUNCH OF GUIDES, GOT A META BUILD AND NOTHING
I GET LIKE ONE BAR OF EXPERIENCE EVERY FUCKING HOUR HOLY FUCK IT WAS FINE EARLIER BUT NOW I HAVE TO GRIND BECAUSE THERE ARE NO QUESTS AND I NEED TO GO TO A NEW AREA WITH MOBS THAT ONESHOT ME, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FOLLOWED THE 6000 PRECISE STEPS TO BE ABLE TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME HOLY FUCK
I NEED TO GO TO THE END OF THE WORLD TO GET NEW SKILLS BUT I CAN'T. BECAUSE I DIE CONSTANTLY NOW YOU FUCKING NIGGERS.
"OH MAYBE YOU NEED TO GET GUD"
WELL, MAYBE YOUR MOM'S GUD ON MY DICK YOU FUCKING SCRUB I PLAYED MMOS FOR THREE YEARS SO FUCK MY DICK YOU SHITTING CUNTWALKER, I'M GOING TO RIP SOMEONE'S FUCKING COLON OUT AND STRANGLE THE CREATOR OF THIS FUCKING SHIT WITH IT WHILE MAKING HIM STARE AT A BUILD GUIDE, CLOCKWORK ORANGE STYLE MOTHERFUCKER
JESUS FUCK YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING AUTISTIC TO GO THROUGH THIS SHIT JUST TO PLAY THIS GAME
"MAYBE YOU DID IT WRONG" YEAH WELL MAYBE YOU'RE MOM DID MY FUCKING DICK RIGHT YOU FUCKING APERATOR ASSHOLE. I DID THE STARTER ZONE, GOT A BUNCH OF PAY TO WIN BOOSTERS, FOLLOWED EVERY SINGLE GUIDE, AND WENT TO A NEW AREA. I'M NOT GOING TO BUY A FUCKING DOG TO BE ABLE TO PLAY A GODDMAN VIDEOGAME YOU SHITRAPER
FUCK YOU ASSWHOLES
>>123712836
git gud
>>123712836
typical hopefag shitpost.
Have you triedGetting Good?
>>123712993
FUCKING CLIQUE INVITING ALL THE CLIQUE MEMBERS TO THE RAID
HOLY SHIT I JUST WANT TO DO SOME GROUP CONTENT BUT YOU SHITTERS INVITE YOUR FUCKING MEMEING SHITPOSTERS INSTEAD OF GOOD PLAYERS LIKE ME.
>>123712836
I don't get this meme. You get to level 80 in less than a week by just walking around doing random hearts and your story quests. Was GW2 ever hard to play to level cap?
>>123713181
I'm pretty sure this is a GW1 pasta
>>123713639
What is the dog doing to that poor femsura?
>>123714162
what do you think
>>123713639
Confirm Pet Name:
The Knot
[ CONFIRM ] [ CANCEL ]
>>123713639
>>123704458
looks more like a dance
>>123711495
>>123711659
keggin stop shitposting
>>123715851
Why do you keep posting this rat?
>>123714767
My pvp ranger's op ass wolf has been called knotty for like two years
>>123713639
what is ahppening to this femsura??
>>123716827
Dank memes are being dropped.
i want to drop a dank meme inside a taken cutesura
>>123713291
https://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls/comments/1dpfd3/new_from_grimdisaster_the_spartan_special/c9skdth
Rate and criticize points that could improve ?
>>123720503
its not a
w
o
b o w
o
w
>>123720503
I like her. Does she accept hugs?
>>123720503
Try guild chat instead.
>>123720503
Asura: -5
Femsura: -3
Tassiface: - 3
-1/10
>>123720503
Leave her alone, Morrinha.
>>123720503
slut
>>123720923
It's a bit too late now.
>>123720810
She's cute.
>>>/out/
>You will never be invited to Drossura's photo ops.
GUILD MISSIONS
>>123721465
WHY DO YOU NEVER DO THESE WHEN I'M ONLINE REEEEEE
>>123721465
Peachy is still the cutest by far.
>>123721465
top lel none of these shitters could even do sabetha
shouldnt even call it a guild, should call it a preschool meeting
>>123721721
idiot
we downed sabetha tuesday night
I beat Sabetha, but the poofy-haired charr is blocking me in the image.
>>123721958
>we
you dont count shitshank, you didnt down anything
>>123721465
Why do they seem to be getting smaller and smaller with each photo taken?
>>123721465
Post
More
Biochemist
Rikki
>>123722047
im not venomblade
>>123722092
a lot of people have been put off by the way guild missions tend to give no rewards
>>123721465
>all those rats
It's like I don't even know you anymore HOPE.
>>123722135
I'm going to be Biochemist Rikki's lab assistant!
>>123722163
oh ok
im just posting it for that living meme to see
You're shit, turdpoke
>>123722327
That's only five rats. They used to have over a dozen.
>>123722434
Venomblade here, what the fuck I have to do with that you autistic retard?
>>123722451
That's five too many.
im back at my parents from thanksgiving, so i can only post from 1 ip at a timethis will take a while
>>123722474
>venomblade here
typical hopefag shitpost
What stats can you choose on Dark Harvest? This is aimed at the people who have it. Also how long did it take to acquire the collections?
>>123722498
>>123722678
nice try FUN faggot
>>123722371
Me too!
Does no one ever talk in DORF? I've been in it for a few weeks now and I've never seen anyone say anything. I made a channel for guild, and I'm representing dorf.
>>123720503
thin out the niglips for a start
who wants some 3 week unwashed barb
I want to hold hands with Korrli
>>123726872
forgot your trip dros
>>123727857Do you want me to hold your hand too, anon?
>>123723025
>does anyone ever talk in a guild that was 90% recruited from spamming invites in mapchat
rat pushing in
too thick
>>123739968